a new challanger: Bearotaur vs. Gorillo

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in the wake of Bearsharktopus' defeat a new challenger arises...

Poll Results

Option	Votes
http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx177/tupac-chopra/gorillo.jpg	22
http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx177/tupac-chopra/bearotaur.jpg	17

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

i'd have to go with Gorillo here, myself.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

he couldn't even handle those fuckin flamingos, fuck this guy

― goole, Thursday, 22 July 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

that would not be a fair fight.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

At least they both have weapons this time. I feel like the morningstar of bearotaur would destroy Gorillo. It should be the head of a hippo on the body of an African Elephant.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

i hadn't noticed that large white scar on bearotaur before - it was clearly from where bearsharktopus bit him, ripping a large and mighty chunk of horseflesh out of its pathetic owner.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

Hippophant. I would vote for Hippophant.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

Sarahel we have to let go. Bearsharktopus is gone.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

i would vote for Hippocrip over Hippophant, because hippocrip would own an automatic weapon and also an entire gang to back him up.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

would vote for Gorillo if it was called Hipporilla instead

― Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

xp - bearsharktopus' "defeat" is part of an insidious conspiracy that we cannot let die in the minds of the public. We must continue the bearsharktopus crusade!

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

which one is coogan and which one is gervais?

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

how many times must we shame bearotaur

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

that said - Gorillo - no contest - opposable thumbs FTW!

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

xp- The body of a crip, the head of a hippo?

We should make a website about this injustice to spread awareness.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like the massive nutsack on Gorillo might be a factor here, somehow.

― the penis cream pilot walked free (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

also iirc bearsharktopus won the last round so

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Really all I can picture is the spikey spikes going straight into the brain of stubby Gorillo

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

this is like a battle for second place then?

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

what is that thing gorillo carrying? it looks like the post you use to hang cordons off at bank lines, but with a cog at the end to integrate with TECHNIC legos.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo would take out bearotaur (god what a pathetic creature) by knocking out its legs from under it.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

it's a trench club.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

does gorillo know sign language?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Bearshartopus lost, btw.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

a veritable opus of bear sharts

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

no, no, ilx lost, bearsharktopus clearly won

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

opus - like the penguin from Bloom County?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

I thought about the legs. This was the strategy bearsharktopus would use as well and I respect it. It's just spikes win over blunt object and couldn't bearotaur use the weapon as a projectile before gorillo got too close? After that of course, bearotaur would have to find away to retrieve the weapon and I can't imagine bending down and pulling the morningstar out of Gorillo's brain can be too easy without opposable thumbs.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

well, that would assume that gorillo would be too stupid to duck, so that the spikes would land on its thick rhino hide - and since gorillo has the brain of one of the most intelligent animal species, i doubt that gorillo would be that dumb.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

who in their right mind would use a morning star as a projectile

for that alone bearotaur loses

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

maybe if bearotaur was battling Opus the penguin a morningstar would be an effective weapon ...

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

a recent indication of where bear intelligence is at right now.

xpost

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

Gorillo is part gorilla, which means I can never vote in favor of him. Fuck gorillas, and fuck gorillo.

― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

"oh shit, look at those balls; I'd better throw my weapon!"

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

maybe if bearotaur wasnt a piece of crap the morningstar would be an effective weapon

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

lolollolol

xpost

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

waiting for someone to illustrate bearotaur with head stuck in a jar

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

didn't we determine in the last thread that "right mind" could not be used to describe bearotaur?

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh xpost

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

we did, and yet still people voted for him

truly he is the GWB of hybrid monsters

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like the massive nutsack on Gorillo might be a factor here, somehow.

― the penis cream pilot walked free (Phil D.), Thursday, July 22, 2010 4:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

gorilla penises are like 2 inches long irl so really it's just a massive target for bearotaur to aim for. that said, bearotaur doesn't even know how to unclench its asshole in order to shit so gorillo wins here

― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo would teach bearotaur to unclench that asshole!

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

btw my new theory is that bearotaur has a pointy implement because

http://www.midcountymemo.com/images/nov03_litter.jpg

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

they are hippo balls, obv.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

anyway - gorillas in real life can be kinda rapey

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

btw don't look up "hippo penis" unless you want to have a really terrible day

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

ya - how big do rhino dicks get?

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

wait - is gorillo part hippo or part rhino?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

wait why did I type "hippo", I looked up "rhino"

anyway, it'll end in tears

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

(it's a rhino body, btw guys!)

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

big enough i imagine xxxxpost

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

oh shucks! You're right!

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

gis'ing now

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

anyway, it'll end in tears

Good album - but totally off-topic itt

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

like seriously, no doctor would be able to salvage anything from the wreckage

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

was distracted by... not knowing what a hippo looks like I guess.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo would totally cause bearotaur to slough off this mortal coil

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

ok - gis'd. Gorillo wins fer sure now. it makes his trench club look like a tooth pick.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

ok - gis'd - Gorillo wins fer sure now. it makes his trench club look like a tooth pick.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

sorry but gorillo

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

maybe bearotaur would win against Lenny Kravitz ...

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

now that I can see that Gorillo has a rhino body I change my mind. Ignore that one vote it was made in haste.

― peacocks, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

why are these dudes fighting when they're at the beach!

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

can we dispense with bearotaur and focus on the real contest - gorillo vs bearsharktopus

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo hands down there too.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

we could probably keep doing these and eventually we might find something that bearotaur could beat in a fight, law of averages and all

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.klimages.com/stock/usa/california/los_angeles/images/large/Roadkill-squirrel_9795_05100.jpg

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://0.tqn.com/d/pediatrics/1/0/w/N/baby_sleeping.jpg

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

note: i make no such claims for a baby that is awake

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

bearotaur could totally take the baby - asleep or awake

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

if bearotaur can defeat the ridiculous watermark on that roadkill squirrel picture, he will surely earn my respect (and the undying fury of Kenneth A. Larson)

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

what if it was a really strong baby tho

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

what if bearotaur masturbated in front of it?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

really that would be bearotaurs best shot for victory in pretty much all of these matchups

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

maybe soul-searching self-deprecating comedy as a fall back plan

― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

Did you mean: "masturbating bearataur"

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - "masturbating bearotaur" - did not match any documents.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

Your search - "masturbating bearataur" - did not match any documents.

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

i'm starting to feel just a bit sorry for bearotaur now. cut him some slack, he can't help being so pathetic.

― no, you're dead right, it's a macaroon (ledge), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

sarahel, I dare you to look up "RINO penis"

― FUCK YOU I'M BLACK (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

why would you feel sorry for bearotaur? He has a castle on the beach, and probably went to eton.

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

i'll take truth, dan

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

bearotaur could have been really good at polo

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

he's bearotaurded

― Major Lolzer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 July 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

once again bearotaur triumphs over more powerful oppositon by virtue of his equine mobility imo

if gorillo was a gorilla body with a rhino head - aka a rhinilla - this result would be different

― r|t|c, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo on pure brute force.

― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

the key for bearotaur is clearly staying on his hooves at all times - should he ever hit the deck it will be short work

an armed rhinilla vs bearsharktopus would be one for the ages btw

― r|t|c, Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nerepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/donk-1.jpg

One of the few non-filthy results for RINO penis. This McCain-faced rhinoceros is terrifying to me, although chaste in appearance, so I linked it. IDK why but the rest is mostly Japanese girls (of porn).

― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

refuse to vote for gorillo due to stupid bad ugly photoshopping and terrible name. and being a straight cheap flamingo-clad knockoff of bearotaur. boo.

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

although he would look really fucking awesome airbrushed on the side of a monster truck

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo is sad because he lost his summer home and can only afford to send his kids to a lesser ivy.
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6233/quiddiro.jpg

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

gorillo on the lawn
flamingos in the window
don't got no money no more
gonna sleep on the dog
sleep on the dog
sleep on the dog

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

id go for gorillo here except that the rhino portion of its body will not fight due to only getting one meaasly fucking letter overall

― Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer - are you just disagreeing with the obvious champion and general consensus just for the sake of arguing about this?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

one important thing in gorillo's favor, I think, is that his rhino body is heavy enough to give him tremendous leverage for his gorilla arms.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer - i photoshoped this. lets see you do better.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 July 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

seriously, bitch.

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 July 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

was more a defense of bearotaur than anything personal re yr skills, thermo. truth is the shop's better than bearo in that it's more colorful, funnier, less AD&D. but i don't want to let my man (thing) down, you know?

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer - are you just disagreeing with the obvious champion and general consensus just for the sake of arguing about this?

― Thread: LIMBO deleted. (sarahel), Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:22 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

no, i think i just have personal feelings stronly for bear of tar. they cloud my judgment.

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

bear's 2 great advantages = speed and pointyness of blows. but if gorro gets in in one good smack, it's all over.

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

The speed of a charging rhino is roughly the same as that of a galloping horse (40mph). Horse can keep going for longer though.

― Madchen, Friday, 23 July 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah about as far as it takes to run into a speeding rhino

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

sry bearotaur but the grillino is kicking ur ass in directions that only stephen hawking comrehends in this one

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 23 July 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://canvaspaint.org/7558.png
gorillo went westburo.

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 23 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

ok now this thread is getting great!

― sarahel, Friday, 23 July 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't know bearotaur had the ability to cry its weight in water. That is a pretty valuable skill.

― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

that must be how bearotaur removes the buckets that he gets his head stuck in on a regular basis

― sarahel, Friday, 23 July 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, July 23, 2010 5:48 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark

oh come ON. Bearotaur is a way better visual. The castle, the integration of the fur into the horse body, it's just way cooler looking.

Gorillo still wins though.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 23 July 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

well, yeah, gorillo shop is superior only on the "colorful" and "funny" axes

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

i don't like gorillo mostly cuz he looks like a pickup truck

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

is it because of the oversized nutsack? does it remind you of trucknutz or bumper ballz or whatever they're called?

― sarahel, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

ha trucknutz. no, the testes is actually quite discrete relative to size. but gorillo would totally frequent horrible clubs in my neighborhood and harass tiny korean girls in no clothing and barf outside my window on the way back to his giant white trucknut-enhanced pickup truck on the way home.

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

/projecting

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

this what it looks like?
http://canvaspaint.org/6fbe3.png

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

^^^dying ovah heah

― Moshy Star (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

omg Philip I <3 you for that!!!

― sarahel, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

yes, that is what it looks like

― a CRASBO is a "criminally related" ASBO (contenderizer), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

I might have voted gorillo if I'd have known he liked Sweet!

― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

contenderizer does bring up a good point - Bearotaur has got a mutha fucking castle!

― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

I presume Bearotaur has just conquered that castle is going for a celebratory trot on the beach.

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 24 July 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

xp - yeah, and so does the queen of England, but i don't think she'd survive a fight with Gorillo!

― sarahel, Saturday, 24 July 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

I voted Gorillo because if they aimed blows at each other's legs, Bearotaur would be fucked. Sorry Bearotaur, it was good while it lasted.

― Madchen, Saturday, 24 July 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

While Bearotaur has the more formidable weapon, Bearotaur also has paws. Paws, while good for pawing at things like grub-filled rotten logs, are quite poor at grasping, rendering it clumsy when attempting to hold and guide its weapon for maximum effect.

Gorillo has hands adapted for grasping at lucious branches of greenery, and is therefore also able to wield its weapon with far greater force and accuracy.

However, if Bearotaur opts to run away, it will easily outdistance Gorillo.

― Aimless, Sunday, 25 July 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

more like gorrhino, dudes amirite?

― mysticalsitarsnsnakesflyingaroundonArjuna'scartbuiltofshardsofacid (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

possibly!

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

Gorrinho: always getting booked for violent tackles.

― Madchen, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)

Gonnorheno: killing you softly.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

request: the winner faces off against owlrabbit (from wdyll thread)

― dyao, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:27 (fifteen years ago)

Owlrabbit has a comfy office job, how could he ever match a battle-hardened babarian like Gorillo?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

gaze upon owlrabbit and you too shall know fear

― dyao, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I shall, but I doubt Gorillo will.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 29 July 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

we should consider what a legit challenger might look like. i have nothing but time.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

stupid bearotaur, ant votes for you are pity votes you hapless creature

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

bearsharktopus was robbed, btw.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

i still think that maybe throwing the first poll is all part of the fiendish bearsharktopus master plan

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

it had a f----g shark's head, ffs. it would have won that fight.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

"look at the sex face on this bearsharktopus"

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

it could not even win a fight with gravity. we need to move onwards and upwards. i'm thinking something that involves being part moose.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

as a bearotaur supporter i would expect something more along the lines of slothamsterokitten from the likes of you

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

are you ready for... MOOSAMANDER?

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

HA AH hahahaaa

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

i would like to see bearotaur dispatched by giant spidewaspopede

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

oh god, nightmare

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

closer than merited imo

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

so is this the part where a bunch of you start claiming that bearotaur won like you did last time then?

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

nah, that only happens when your bunch of you outnumbers the opposing bunch. s'called democracy man.

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT TAKE YOUR COMMIE ASS TO CHINA

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

im telling you a rogue moderator is editing these poll results with impunity

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

fuuck

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

you're only telling me this because you're about to permaban me

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

whats that, i could have sworn someone said something, perhaps it is a poltergoost

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

(i love that for whatever reason years later i was able to still do that quote word for word. it is maybe ilxs finest and shortest thread.)

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

YOU TELL EM, HI DERE. SOYA MILK IS MADE OUTTA PEOPLE, IT'S MADE OU-

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

This thread has been locked by an administrator

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

Really?

― sarahel, Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

we're posting through the looking glass now

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

someone get me the lj clip-

i want to see if you can hear someone singing into a vacuum in a vacuum

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

i believe that jjj's attempted permaban/lock combo has rebounded because i am a pure & innocent soul. JK Rowling knows her shit.

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sixth-sense.jpg

L-R: sarahel, darraghmac

― CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Friday, 30 July 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not worried that i can hear you, iirc after 6 more books i kick ur ass

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

overwhelming nostalgia. good times down on the farm. but those days are gone. **sniff**honk**

― Aimless, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

luv this thread

luv bearsharktopus

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

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