WTF
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
the next internet revolution??
http://www.weusecoins.com/
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
I've heard a little about this, but don't know enough about the field to know if it's going to replace all known forms of currency or just crash and burn immediately. Anyone?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
it seems like it could either be really big or end up some obscure little hobby. But still they do have potential for allot of illeagal use so I wonder if they will just be made illegal
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
Seems like it could be a big target for hackers? The distributed nature of the system (there's no central server repository for bitcoins) could help or hinder when it comes to security.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
I like this for the potential to melt the brains of libertarians. On the one hand, no centralising authority, on the other it is the ultimate "fiat currency"
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link
I guess if you consider the laws of math to be the fiat-inator
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
I bet there is a thousand post developer forum thread somewhere on whether it should be backed by gold or not.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe not seeing it was started by Finns, but I'd like to think so.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
I think it is backed by World of Warcraft gold
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
this is interesting
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
I heard about this through the ~future of the internet~ thread. It is indeed interesting, but I still feel too unskooled in this matter to form an opinion about it.
I always think with things like this. If it can be invented, it can be hacked/messed about with. What makes this system so bulletproof?
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
Each Bitcoin has a unique serial number that's encrypted. If someone can break that encryption, they'd be able to generate counterfeit Bitcoins and the whole system would go down. So although there's no single server to hack, there's still a single point of vulnerability.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
I think the bulletproofness is the encryption - for example the Enigma machine would have worked and not been broken if the people who used it hadn't had sloppy practices. In thi scase there cannot be sloppy practices because the practitioners are computers
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
Does anyone else imagine bitcoins looking like this?
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/12/mario_coins.jpg
I know they don't really have a physical form.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
There's a not-bad overview of some potential problems here http://www.quora.com/Is-the-cryptocurrency-Bitcoin-a-good-idea
― stet, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sonicgear.org/ArcadeMachines/ArcadeCoin.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it seems like there are indeed million post forums on whether its a good idea or not but in the end time will tell. I have started mining some myself because its fun
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
Are you using a decent set of graphics cards? Mining on yr PC is going to cost way more in power than you'll make.
― stet, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
oh I've got that all figured out! real genius...
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
anyone here buy any acid w/ bitcoins yet
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/06/silkroad/
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
who is going to be the first major musician who charges bitcoins for a legal download
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
rush?
― iatee, Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
I believe in bitcoins
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
At the moment bitcoin value/rarity is supressed by spare computing cycles, which I'd rather see searching for ETs, folding proteins, or predicting climate change impacts (all distributed screensaver applications).
If we're going to have a currency backed by electricity, I'd suggest international trade settlement backed by aluminum. Its a useful material, ubitquitous in industry, and as bauxite is abundant and the major production cost is electricity for electrolytic smelting, its as close to frozen electricity as exists.
In either case, no nation/currency union would need acquire enough to back the entire economy, only enough to settle external trade imbalances and deter covert taxation through inflation.
― 美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2011/06/bitcoin-inside-the-encrypted-peer-to-peer-currency.ars
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
I have almost generated a bit dime so far - its taking forever
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
all those screensaver things are outreach tools rather than scientifically useful fwiw.
― caek, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
wow the value has gone way up lately - it was just 7$ a few weeks ago now like 28$!at mtgox.com
bubble?
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
Does anyone else imagine bitcoins looking like this?http://alansmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bitcoin_logo.pnghttp://alansmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bitcoin_logo.pnghttp://alansmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bitcoin_logo.png
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
(in response to Abbott's earlier post)
(The answer being, yes they do look like that something from a Soviet era Russian Mario knock-off)
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
little broken link icons?
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
thinking this is going to be a HUGE deal for online gambling, since it's essentially non-taxable right?
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
That would be a Zelda knock-off...
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
I think the consensus seems to be that they will be made illegal at some point- so git 'em now!
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
1 - costs more electricity to generate than they're worth, which will only get worse because they're progressively halving Bitcoin production over time to top out at a maximum number of Bitcoins in 4 years.
2 - someone will crack this before then anyway (either by cracking the encryption method itself, or more likely by finding a weakness somewhere else in the system).
3 - banks will find a way to levy charges on turning Bitcoins back into real money.
4 - governments will find a way to tax this if it ever looks like being big.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
"Tell me boy, is that the Chattanooga choo-choo an overheating GPU?""Yes I've got twenty nine.""Well give me a Bitcoin dime."
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Sometimes, when I see the price of a bitcoin today, I regret being broke as hell a month ago when I learned about them. But yeah, I probably agree with snoball in that this thing is bound to fail at some point. Also, I'm still having a hard time with this currency that can't buy anything (except drugs).Also, is it just me or is it impossible to explain bitcoins to people without sounding kind of silly?
― Jibe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
Seems that the only way to have made any money out of this was to be involved pretty much at the start.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link
without sounding kind of silly?
There's a real 'Jack & The Beanstalk' 'magic beans' feel to the whole thing, even more so than 'real' money ('I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of £5').
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
You could have made money by buying some when this thread was started, they were around 7-8$ iirc.
― Jibe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
I think the question is 'how many people who would be immediately interested in buying some of these upon learning that they exist have already learned that they exist?'
― iatee, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:04 (twelve years ago) link
like yeah on the one hand obv it's a bubble but crazy libertarian types don't have that many facebook friends, so I dunno, I'd buy some and keep em for a week
― iatee, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
(if it were simple and I had money)
― iatee, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
Aaand it's crossed the 30$ barrier on MtGox. Dammit, why didn't I even have 20 bucks to invest in this shit ^^
― Jibe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
can you short bitcoins
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― caek, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?board=1.0
this is gonna be the place to be during the crash
― iatee, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
since this thread was started I have got .07 btc - I can already see though that its getting harder to generate the coins
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
'The Ten Bitcoin Commandments' - Notorious BTC
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/6401703g69.gif
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?PHPSESSID=c354021f1f55a78b4eef48c4db9edc22&topic=13440.0
― iatee, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
#1 - never let no-one know, how many coins you hold#2 - never let 'em know the speed of your GPU#3 - never trust B-T-C
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
life in the bitcoin mines
http://i.imgur.com/ieNK0.png
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
o jeez
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
hey mining is hard work - we need a union
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
buy some fuckin heroin w/ your bitcoins
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
you can! but I will invest them for my children's children
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
Balance: 0.07409062 BTC
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
better buy a monocle
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
comes w/ the heroin ime
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
Ten piece for a champ, bass pipe comes freeIf people out there are not hip to the factIf you see somebody gettin Bitcoins for smack he's thehttp://www.screwthestatusquo.com/storage/post-images/letters/monopoly%20guy.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1273091093189
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
so what happens when someone hacks the server that keeps a log of each bitcoin's transactions
― british sb power (dayo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
The point is there is no server.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
oh okay. so how does this part work
The Bitcoin solution uses cryptography and an open transaction register. Whenever you spend a Bitcoin, you cryptographically sign a statement saying that you have transferred the coin to a new owner and you identify the new owner by their public crypto key. Whenever they need to spend the coin, the new owner uses his private key to sign it over to some further owner. As soon as a transaction takes place, the recipient (who has a very strong incentive to ensure that you don't spend the coin twice) publishes the transaction to the global Bitcoin network. Now every Bitcoin user has incontrovertible evidence that the coin has been spent, and users won't accept that coin from anyone but the new owner.
― british sb power (dayo), Thursday, 9 June 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
I was totally going to buy a couple of these on a whim, but I had to sign up to some kind of paypal knockoff site, and put in my bank account details, now I have to wait for their stuff to go through, etc. blech
― unmetalled world (wk), Thursday, 9 June 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
whenever you buy say some acid from wavygravy, you tell the world using your digital signature that you are giving wavygravy five bucks,so now everyone knows that wavygravy has five more dollars and you have five less dollars, I think that's how it works.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 June 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
how do you tell the world? who keeps a record of this?
― british sb power (dayo), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
guys...I have an idea...what if we monetized suggest bans
― british sb power (dayo), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
so wikipedia sez they use a p2p distributed database to keep track of transactions. seems that if somebody found some way to hack this system then they'd be in business
― british sb power (dayo), Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
Forget piracy, U.S. government is going after Bitcoin
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 9 June 2011 07:06 (twelve years ago) link
I believe it!
0.07759571 BTC
― Latham Green, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
Balance: 0.07990394 BTCcome one 0.080000!!!
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
BTUs from GPUs exceeding BTCs...
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=21877
― iatee, Monday, 13 June 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
thanks for the link!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
Turning ur Bitcoins into Butthurtcoins...
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
it would have been gr8 if you bought alot and sold at peak - perfect! TOTAL VICTYRY!I WON ALL!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
Wasn't this basically one of the plot threads in Cryptonomicon?
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Monday, 13 June 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
that dream has come troo
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
Balance: 0.08853843 BTC
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
What machine are you mining on Latham, and how long since you started?
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
just using bitcoinplus.com for a few weeks
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
The user known as "allinvain" is a long-time contributor to the Bitcoin forums. He says he's been mining Bitcoins for over a year, and had amassed a fortune of 25,000 BTC. This was a modest sum a few months ago, when Bitcoins were worth pennies, but over the last two months the value of a Bitcoin skyrocketed to around $20, which means 25,000 BTC would have been worth half a million dollars. "I remember watching the price like a hawk," he wrote.
And then disaster struck. "I just woke up to see a very large chunk of my bitcoin balance gone," he wrote. "Needles [sic] to say I feel like I have lost faith in bitcoin." He speculated that a Windows security flaw may have allowed the culprit to gain access to his digital wallet. "I feel like killing myself now," he said.
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
wow the payout amount just went way down - good thing I was an early adopter!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
Balance: 0.09034359 BTC
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
psyched for .01 party
― i love the smell of facepalm in the morning (ledge), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
.1 duh
― i love the smell of facepalm in the morning (ledge), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
BIT DIM EHEAVEN!!!!!!!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
Not sure which quote is more depressing, tbh:
"Needles to say"
or
"I feel like killing myself now"
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
Are we sure this isn't Morrissey?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i-hate-myself-mug.jpg
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
Bitcoin value plummets as main exchange is hacked
Inside the Mega-Hack of Bitcoin: the Full Story
― 美国有很多丰富的傻瓜 (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
oh nooes!still it sounds like it was the exchange that was hacked, not the actual cryptography of the bitcoin
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
love it
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, although wasn't MtGox the only game in town for turning bitcoins into $?
Seems like a) nobody trusts it any longer and b) it's even easier than people feared to crash the value of bitcoins, especially with some early adopters out there holding huge sums.
― stet, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
I think the main usefulness of it will be not having to turn it into $
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
There are other exchange places for turning bitcoins into $, but none is as big as Mt GoX was. Also, this entire story is making me laugh so much because it made me realise that this currency was mainly being traded on what used to be a Magic: the Gathering exchange website (Magic:the Gathering online Xchange = Mt GoX).
― Jibe, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
always knew magic cards were going to be the eventual world currency
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
hope I can find my old shivan
http://hanlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bitcoins
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
― Jibe, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this explains so much
― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
Hanlepedia! An encyclopedia you can trust! :-)
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
lol, I was wondering what mt. gox meant.
― Ktulu says, I've come to hate my body (wk), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
I just thought it was a mountain
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
its the future of the internet
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/mtg%20art/Fourth/Land%20Tax.jpg
^^^hacker probably looks like this
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
Somehow I doubt it ;)
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
god dammit
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=1624&type=card
who took all the monopoly money!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.screwthestatusquo.com/storage/post-images/letters/monopoly%20guy.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1273091093189Come to think of it, he kind of looks a lot like the 1u1z5ec guy
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
I always try to steal money when I play monopoly - wait until people look away then grab some 500$ s
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
I did that with my little brother all the time when I was a kid
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
but I would do it like one bill at a time
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
so he wouldn't notice until some point where I had 75% of the bank
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
cheating is more fun when it comes to board games
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
I loved stealing Monopoly money.
― I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
do you love bitcoins?
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
Sadly, no.
― I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
Is there a single reason why this thing is a good idea?
― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think what needs to happen is for bitcoins to be backed by gold
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
how about gold being backed by bitcoins?
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Chocolate gold coins?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
we're back baby!
https://mtgox.com/trade/buy
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/9555513.stm
bitcoinplus now blocked by our firewall!
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
A couple months ago I wanted to sell flash drives filled with a "starter purse" of 35 "bitcoinz" (note the z!) on eBay. Bundle it with some phony .PDF about starting your exciting journey into the world of crypto currency!
― errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
there was a website giving away free bitcoisn for a while to get the "movement" going
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
LOL at bitcoin-themed episode of The Good Wife
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link
What if there was some kind of Bitcoin/Minecraft crossover (Minecoin? Bitcraft?)
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8xgFw.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Friday, 8 June 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
bitcoin just bit yoru ass yo! while you was havin strawberry
― Sweet Organic Princess (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.examiner.com/article/hackers-claim-possession-of-romney-tax-returns-threaten-release-on-sept-28
― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/10/analysis_of_how.html
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
In addition, we isolated all the large transactions in the system, and discovered that almost all of them are closely related to a single large transaction that took place in November 2010, even though the associated users apparently tried to hide this fact with many strange looking long chains and fork-merge structures in the transaction graph.
awesome
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
cant pull the wool over thiese bitches
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8096/8372512244_9e314b0605_z.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 January 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://qz.com/61893/this-is-how-we-mint-money-now-software-upgrade-glitch-causes-bitcoin-flash-crash/
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.kurzweilai.net/bitcoin-hits-1-billion
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.igmchicago.org/igm-economic-experts-panel/poll-results?SurveyID=SV_8qRwhHaLc7b5Sp7
Austan Goolsbee Chicago Strongly Agree 10 Hahahaha. ROTFL.
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/seven-men-charged-in-liberty-reserve-global-money-laundering-operation/2013/05/28/0999536c-c7ce-11e2-8da7-d274bc611a47_story.html
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link
http://gawker.com/feds-seize-assets-of-worlds-largest-bitcoin-exchange-506790294
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
I'll bet that even possessing the Bitcoin software will be "probable cause" from here on out.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/H0-6OpjswRj1Ke3U.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 06:38 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin offers privacy -- as long as you don't cash out or spend it
On the surface, Bitcoin seems to be a great way to hide cash. Actually, it's a terrible way to launder money.That's the conclusion of a new academic study that analyzed Bitcoin's blockchain, or the public ledger that records bitcoin transactions. The ledger shows how bitcoins move from one person to another, represented by 34-character alphanumeric addresses.It's a sea of numbers without names. But researchers from the University of California at San Diego and George Mason University found it is a lot harder to convert bitcoins to cash -- or spend the bitcoins with a service -- and stay anonymous due to the ledger.Most bitcoin users interact with a service to buy or sell the virtual currency. These days, most of those services want to know exactly who they're dealing with, especially as regulators around the world take an increasing interest in bitcoin.Using special algorithms, the researchers were able to associate large numbers of seemingly anonymous bitcoins addresses with certain major services such as exchanges and payment processors, said Sarah Meiklejohn, a doctoral candidate in computer science at UC San Diego, who assisted in the research.By analyzing those transactions, they found it is possible to somewhat deanonymize bitcoin users, opening up avenues through which investigators could reveal the people behind them.For example, they linked more than 500,000 Bitcoin addresses with Mt. Gox, a popular exchange in Japan where users buy and sell bitcoins. Mt. Gox requires identification from its users, often including a scan of their passport. It wouldn't make sense for a hacker to cash out a large number of bitcoins there."We haven't uncovered the identity of the thief, but we've paved the way for law enforcement or an agency with subpoena power to do exactly that," Meiklejohn said.
That's the conclusion of a new academic study that analyzed Bitcoin's blockchain, or the public ledger that records bitcoin transactions. The ledger shows how bitcoins move from one person to another, represented by 34-character alphanumeric addresses.
It's a sea of numbers without names. But researchers from the University of California at San Diego and George Mason University found it is a lot harder to convert bitcoins to cash -- or spend the bitcoins with a service -- and stay anonymous due to the ledger.
Most bitcoin users interact with a service to buy or sell the virtual currency. These days, most of those services want to know exactly who they're dealing with, especially as regulators around the world take an increasing interest in bitcoin.
Using special algorithms, the researchers were able to associate large numbers of seemingly anonymous bitcoins addresses with certain major services such as exchanges and payment processors, said Sarah Meiklejohn, a doctoral candidate in computer science at UC San Diego, who assisted in the research.
By analyzing those transactions, they found it is possible to somewhat deanonymize bitcoin users, opening up avenues through which investigators could reveal the people behind them.
For example, they linked more than 500,000 Bitcoin addresses with Mt. Gox, a popular exchange in Japan where users buy and sell bitcoins. Mt. Gox requires identification from its users, often including a scan of their passport. It wouldn't make sense for a hacker to cash out a large number of bitcoins there.
"We haven't uncovered the identity of the thief, but we've paved the way for law enforcement or an agency with subpoena power to do exactly that," Meiklejohn said.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
Woah, Silk Road supposedly busted: http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/2/4794780/fbi-seizes-underground-drug-market-silk-road-owner-indicted-in-new
(this seemed about the best place I could find to post this... do we have a general cybercrimey type thread?)
― sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
rip
― ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
http://nation.time.com/2013/10/02/alleged-silk-road-proprietor-ross-william-ulbricht-arrested-3-6m-in-bitcoin-seized/#ixzz2gaCv1yiE
According to the filing, Ulbricht is being charged on four counts: narcotics trafficking conspiracy, computer hacking conspiracy and money laundering conspiracy. The criminal complaint also alleges that in March 2013, Ulbricht engaged in a “murder-for-hire” scheme where he enlisted one Silk Road user to murder another Silk Road user who was threatening to release the identities of all of the website’s users.
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
p21 and onwards of the complaint is pretty nuts re this: http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/UlbrichtCriminalComplaint.pdf
― sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
(re murder that is)
Silk Road did $1.2 billion worth of business between February of 2011 and July of 2013 ... Silk Road had 957,079 registered users who did 1.2 million transactions between February of 2011 and July of 2013
so the average transaction was $1000? huh. i suppose the high price of assassinations will put the average up a bit.
― opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Fucking lol
― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
xp i think the calculations thrown off because they're valuing it by what a bitcoin is worth today, rather than what it was worth at the time of the transaction
― just sayin, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
RIP
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/11/27/bitcoin-1000-cryptocurrency/3768821/
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
Man searches landfill site for hard drive with £4m-worth of bitcoins
― kinder, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
I just found out that a college friend who I consider brilliant and who did very well in silicon valley has jumped aboard the bitcoin train. He's convinced it will be "huge" and "disrupt banking." I remain skeptical, but it at least prompted me to think about bitcoin more than I have in months.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 November 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/someone-holding-bitcoin-sign-on-college-gameday-receives-over-22-bitcoins-2013-12
― Number None, Sunday, 1 December 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
new thing is Litecoins
― sean gramophone, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
That dude with the sign on Game Day story is crazy. Wonder if I could go back in time and hold up a sign with a Pay Pal address.
― pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
miss u bitcoinshttp://www.coindesk.com/price-crashes-china-outlaws-bitcoin-financial-institutions/
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 5 December 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link
It seems like the other thread is more active than this one but is also annoyingly not searchable. Any way to merge the two under a searchable title? Mods?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
yeah I'd be in favor of just locking the other one
― frogbs, Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
Sure.
The new thread can be found at 13UAdioF8zEwb4uyAhq2VuhnRKizgJjoCoCe
― pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
lolz
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 December 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2013/12/how-and-why-bitcoin-will-plummet-in-price.html
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 December 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcrKP88CAAA_YKg.png
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
*slurps champagne*
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
cool sig
― chopper back (Lamp), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
hrm
the main point is that I don't claim any special expertise in technology -- I almost never make technological forecasts, and the only reason there was stuff like that in the 98 piece was because the assignment required that I do that sort of thing. The issues about Bitcoin, however, are not technological! Everyone agrees that it's technically very sweet. But does it work as money? That's a very different kind of question.And the fact that people are throwing around my 98 quote actually shows that they don't get this point -- that they're confusing technology with monetary economics.
And the fact that people are throwing around my 98 quote actually shows that they don't get this point -- that they're confusing technology with monetary economics.
― creating an ilHOOSion usic sight and sound (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
http://web.mit.edu/krugman/www/BACKWRD2.html
krugman's predictions from 1996 were amazingly prescient and help put his other technology prediction in context
― iatee, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
yeah thats a great piece
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
http://bitcoinblogger.com/more-benefits-of-bitcoin/
the more u kno
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:36 (ten years ago) link
lulz
btw I wish we could make this one the regular bitcoin thread, since the other one is unsearchable and I don't even know how the fuck to make the cent sign on my keyboard
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link
"...most people have nothing to say to each other!"
Never seems to stop them saying it, though.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
Not sure why people are bringing up Paul Krugman quotes in reference to a (very good) analysis by Tyler Cowen. I think a lot of people are hoping Bitcoin will fail since they missed the chance to buy in when it was cheap. Cowen isn't saying it will fail, rather that it's success will inspire competition, and once that happens the value of each unit will fall.
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
lulz (xp)
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GeqM32m.png
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link
whoops double post somehow
I think a lot of people are hoping Bitcoin will fail since they missed the chance to buy in when it was cheap.
If you really believe bitcoin will succeed, then it is by its nature still cheap, since it would have to rise a lot in value/market cap to be useful. I'm mostly hoping it will fail because it's favored by anti-government, anti-central-banking libertarian nutjob morons. I think it has a chance of taking off, but its road is fraught with pitfalls.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
im hoping it will fail cause itd be funny and i hate nerds
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
If you really believe bitcoin will succeed, then it is by its nature still cheap, since it would have to rise a lot in value/market cap to be useful.
That's assuming that there won't be a lot of successful competitors. The total market cap of crypto-currency may have to rise, but that might be spread among lots of Bitcoin competitors, so the value of individual Bitcoins could potentially fall.
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
imho it has 0% chance of working whatever the fuck that would look like
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
Feel like a situation where a bunch of crypto currencies all exist at once resembles the stock market more than an actual system of currency
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
feel like it resembles something the government would seek to regulate thereby rendering its supposed advantages irrelevant
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link
The total market cap of crypto-currency may have to rise, but that might be spread among lots of Bitcoin competitors, so the value of individual Bitcoins could potentially fall.
― o. nate, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 9:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that would be a really bad and stupid outcome for everyone involved. Having a bunch of different competing crypto-currencies would make them even less useful.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
which is too bad cause everyone is super pining for a system to transfer money without any pesky fraud protection or way to even identify the entity on the other end of the transaction
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
i mean admittedly it would be cool for crime but theres the problem of the government again
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
Also for bitcoin to really work as a currency i think it probably requires a big enough critical mass of people willing to believe in the mass delusion it has value in the same way that people believe a piece of paper with a serial number printed by the government has value
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin's major flaw seems to be the enormous swings in its value. If someone could come up with a cryptocurrency that had built-in ways to prevent such large swings in value, that would be a serious competitor.
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link
hmm almost like if you had some sort of central regulating body that could control the flow of cash in response to market pressures
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link
also in the $1000 range it suffers from "holy shit that's a lot of money" syndrome, like apple stock. What they should really do is rename the redenominated 1000th bitcoins and call them "New Bitcoins" or something, then drop the "new" after a little while.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 02:59 (ten years ago) link
lol lagoon
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:00 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin has managed to solve lots of difficult coordination problems without requiring a central regulating body. Maybe there's a way to do that with the exchange rate volatility problem. xxp
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:01 (ten years ago) link
well not as long as you have a fixed amount of the currency
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:01 (ten years ago) link
ya its not a coordination problem, its a problem w the fundamental concept of the thing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
its like the gold standard except worse cause theres not any actual stuff
That's true of bitcoin, but not necessarily true of any possible decentralized, P2P currency.
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
it would be pretty interesting if there were a way to "code" a currency that self-regulated its supply, but I don't know how the fuck that would work practically
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
where does money even come from, makes u think
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
someone just fiats it into existence or something, a wizard?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
three wizards
― Clay, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link
maybe peter thiel can raise an army on his little private island nation and use it to force people to take bitcoin
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:09 (ten years ago) link
i want that island to be real more than almost anything
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:10 (ten years ago) link
Feel like if this happened it would take approx .1 sec for somebody to hack it and flood the market for the lulz
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
― Clay, Wednesday, January 8, 2014 10:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ty m8 good info *edits wikipedia*
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk9uevsHvAE
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link
^
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
I don't see any way it can succeed without the government either regulating it or creating their own cryptocurrency. I find this stuff fascinating but it feels something like a bunch of people saying "let's make our own country where you don't have to wear seatbelts or obey a speedlimit", then constantly getting seriously injured in car wrecks
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
I thought the only reason bitcoin was kind of a thing was because you could buy drugs and shit on the silk road website that got taken down by the feds
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
Cowen isn't saying it will fail, rather that it's success will inspire competition, and once that happens the value of each unit will fall.
He is, subtly. While increased competition decreases its price, it also decreases its value of exchange, unit, and store—rendering it non-functional.
I think a lot of people are hoping Bitcoin will fail since they missed the chance to buy in when it was cheap. Cowen isn't saying it will fail, rather that it's success will inspire competition, and once that happens the value of each unit will fall.
This is absurd. I have 500 BTC, mostly from mining, and I think the idea, the implementation, and community is idiotic.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
Holy shit
I didn't know that I was posting in the presence of a Bitcoinionaire
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
I don't see any way it can succeed without the government either regulating it or creating their own cryptocurrency.
The government is already regulating it. In the US, if you exchange Bitcoins for real currency, you have to register and perform money-laundering background checks.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/03/us-regulator-bitcoin-exchanges-must-comply-with-money-laundering-laws/
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Yeah but that's an example of government regulation designed to make it harder to use
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
anytime you start to get the idea that bitcoin might succeed, it's a good idea to read this:https://twitter.com/shit_rbtc_says
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link
Unless you’re Coinbase …
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
etaeoe have you attempted to cash in any of yr coins was it a pain
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
Re: Coinbase and regulation, an e-mail I was forwarded written by 44r0n Gr33n5p4n:
Coinbase is many things, but "compliant" is not one of them. It has =registered with FinCEN=97as a corporation with a Delaware address that =appears to have no real connection with them. But it has not even =applied for a money transmission license in any state thus far, even =though it told FinCEN that it=92s doing business everywhere. This is a =direct violation of those states=92 laws as well as 18 U.S.C. =A7 1960. =Earlier this month, Fred Ehrsam admitted at a panel at Stanford Law =School that Coinbase is being investigated by FinCEN. I have the =recording if you=92d like to hear it; I=92m considering just posting it =on-line regardless. As you may or may not know, my company is suing =Coinbase and many other unlicensed money transmitters =(http://www.plainsite.org/flashlight/case.html?id=3D2434524), but my =involvement doesn=92t make the facts any less true. Secondly, there is not a "lack of regulation" in the U.S. surrounding =Bitcoin as you state. There is certainly a lack of understanding about =the many laws and regulations that exist, and the supposed lack of =regulation is a theme that has been wrongly promulgated in the popular =media. But Bitcoin is actually quite regulated in the United States, and =always has been. The FinCEN guidance issued in March merely clarified =that fact for anyone who claimed it wasn=92t the case. It=92s not even a =gray area. These companies currently require licenses and do not have =them. They are breaking the law, whether one agrees with it or not.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
Not yet. I need to speak to a tax accountant. I’m 100% confident I’ll be audited for having anomalous capital gains (my personal investments are all equity from employment and typical risk-adverse Vanguard retirement stuff). If you’re curious, the liquidity issue isn’t too bad. I’m permitted to sell 50 BTC per day.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
ya the liquidity issues prob more pertain to the people w millions of these things
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
like i think we already had this chart but almost all the bitcoins are just sitting there
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/52a74254eab8eacb2266bfa7-828-454/bitcoin%20pie%20ownershp.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
Cash out via swiss bank
Start a shell holding company in the Caymans or BVI
Profit
― 龜, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link
fwiw like half the corporations in the US have a "Delaware address" with "no real connection" to them
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I didn’t understand that either. He’s been through the incorporation and investment processes so I’m sure he knows that too. I think he was saying, “If they’ve registered, it isn’t under the incorporated entity they conduct business under.” But I have no idea.
― Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
yeah could be
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
Shit /r/Bitcoin says @shit_rbtc_says 14h
The owner of Silk Road should be given Obama's Nobel peace prize.
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 January 2014 17:58 (ten years ago) link
i have to admit that i would love to see bitcoin be a tremendous success in 2014 and all these seemingly deluded nerds walk away with massive payouts and all the internet intelligentsia forced to admit how wrong and cynical they were "it was a gold rush and we missed it... why couldn't i just BELIEVE"
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link
it would be so fun
visionary stuff right there
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
and i'll c+p that quote for you to chew on like the bitter tea leaves of your heart when that bright bitcoin day comes
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
visionary metaphor mixing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link
that's why i'm on ripplin
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 January 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
Interesting article suggesting that so far we've only scratched the surface of innovations that could be built on top of Bitcoin:
http://theumlaut.com/2014/01/08/bitcoin-internet-of-money/
― o. nate, Thursday, 9 January 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link
here are some other interesting articles from that author
http://theumlaut.com/2013/01/30/why-americas-fiscal-reality-will-make-euthanasia-inevitable/
http://theumlaut.com/2013/03/13/paul-krugman-is-brilliant-but-is-he-meta-rational
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3020148783/8fe0568213d240a2ca1b447493a70bde.jpeg
― iatee, Thursday, 9 January 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
interesting guy thinking baout things
― From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Thursday, 9 January 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
i didn't know sarge wrote abt bitcoin
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
Shit /r/Bitcoin says @shit_rbtc_says 8 JanIf only there would be mass non-compliance against laws in the US. Then we might have some semblance of freedom in the "land of the free."
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link
just read this on a jobs board:
Presenter for New Show (Must Have Understanding of Bitcoin)
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 January 2014 09:35 (ten years ago) link
just found out that apparently if any one group can control 51% of all mining power at any time they can do what is known as a "doublespend attack" which essentially could bring down the whole ship, and it looks like one group is getting close, what a shock
― frogbs, Friday, 10 January 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link
i think charmander has a doublespend attack mirit
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 January 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
yeah its surprising someone w a sick ass botnet hasnt just declared that they have all the bitcoins
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin is just a long story of how libertarians discover what financial regulation is for, piece by piece, as lack of it begins to affect them negatively.
― frogbs, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 January 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link
damn, whose?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 January 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/jan/20/jamaican-bobsled-team-raises-dogecoin-winter-olympics
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 20 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
so chi
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 20 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
Marc Andreessen's case for Bitcoin:
http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/01/21/why-bitcoin-matters
― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
Editor’s note: Marc Andreessen’s gigantic pointed skull is full of bitcoins
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
a tumblr of things that people claimed were the next personal computer/internet
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link
A random spectator at a televised sports event held up a placard with a QR code and the text “Send me Bitcoin!” He received $25,000 in Bitcoin in the first 24 hours, all from people he had never met.
except that it was all from himself
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
No doubt Andreessen's quite biased, but he makes some good points. I don't buy his argument that Bitcoin's first-mover advantage will guarantee dominance in the crypto-currency sphere though. If you can accept and process one form of crypto-currency, it's a negligible additional effort to accept and process a different form, so I don't think the network effects are as strong as he claims. I still think Tyler Cowen nailed this - eventually as crypto-currencies proliferate the value of any particular currency in circulation has to fall to equal the marginal cost of launching a new one.
― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
its funny he touts all these benefits to business and then the benefit to consumers is you wont get hacked which of course is actually a benefit to business, the benefit to consumers is what no fraud/dispute protection
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
I've come to think that bitcoin probably is some of the things that its supporters claim, and is not others. E.g. it makes sense to me that it's a very useful way to transfer money or make payments globally without friction/fees. However, I don't think it's going to be a successful tax avoidance strategy, or money laundering device, or drug-purchasing tool forever, and I certainly don't think it's going to become some kind of universal currency that will upend currency and the banking system as we know it.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
i have yet to see anyone make a good argument why any person would want to use these over a debit/credit card, buying drugs excepted
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link
the friction/fees are all incurred by the business
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link
If you're paranoid about ID theft would be one. Or if you don't have a credit card.
The better argument I've heard is that people could use it for international remittances instead of services that charge high fees.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
not to mention that the security overhead is ridiculous to ask non technical people to handle, someone gets yr wallet infos and all yr bitcoins are gone
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
if the US government fails I would think Bitcoin would be pretty useful
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link
xp right -- I mean the fees incurred by the business drive up your cost in the end too, but you're not going to make a decision based on that. However, it's possible there could be smaller merchants who would rather just not take credit cards at all -- etsy-type sellers, who could accept bitcoin.
The bigger problems to me are security and stability in the price. If you're just going to transfer quickly in/out of bitcoin for payment purposes only, the stability is less of a problem, as an article here or in the other thread pointed out.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
Or if you don't have a credit card.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:33 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
how are you getting the bitcoins w/o the credit card what are the fees associated with that, what abou the fee when you have to transfer bitcoin back into local currency after remittance, and this is all ignoring the obvious market realities that existing systems like money wiring or w/e can just lower their fees to compete w bitcoin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:34 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah this is a big barrier, although there might be a tech solution to it. Fingerprint sensor activated wallet or such.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
If you're just going to transfer quickly in/out of bitcoin for payment purposes only, the stability is less of a problem, as an article here or in the other thread pointed out.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:37 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there would be fees for this, bitcoin only becomes feeless if its the default currency which is never gonna happen this is all so stupid
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:38 AM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
everything is breakable, if there were thousands of dollars just lying around on peoples phones it would start to disappear very fast
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
smh at dealbook what a piece of shit thats some techcrunch level letting people sell their own book in yr pages
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link
I don't think Western Union would be able to lower fees enough to compete with something that is literally zero cost. Factor in the in and out exchange fees and I still don't think so.
I agree that there are like a million possible ways for bitcoin to not turn into what its boosters think it can turn into, and that the odds are against it, but I still think it has some interesting possibilities.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
its not zero cost my god how many times do you have to have this pointed out to you
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
Well, to be fair to Dealbook, they also recently published a post-mortem on Bitcoin, arguing that Bitcoin was as good as toast and analyzing the misconceptions of its backers.
xxp
― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link
they couldve gotten the pro bitcoin line maybe from someone who wasnt the most heavily invested in it of anyone in the world
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
This is a fair point. If you don't want to be exposed to Bitcoin currency fluctuations, you can't keep your money in Bitcoins, so the cost of any one transaction is the sum of (1) fees to convert your currency to Bitcoin plus bid-ask spread, (2) transaction fee associated with the Bitcoin transaction itself, and (3) fees + spread to convert back to currency on the other end. This is probably not negligible, but still could end up being less than an international wire (I have no idea how much those cost) and possibly more convenient too. I do think this will probably just motivate international wire services to improve their service and cut fees, but if so that's a win-win for everyone (except I guess people who have their life savings in Bitcoin).
― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
yeah thatd be cool but it does nothing for the viability of bitcoin
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
im quite sure theres a shitload of other costly infrastructure that would have to be worked into that equation too, real life will intrude upon the beautiful logarithm
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link
bitcoin, massively open online education... what other deeply stupid shit have genius technologists attempting to disrupt industries they no nothing about come up with recently
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link
― o. nate, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this is right, except I disagree that international wire services necessarily could just cut fees to compete. Maybe, maybe not. At some point it's not profitable for them to do so anymore. They have high overhead.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
and bitcoiin related businesses would have to have high overhead to compete with them on service, the part of bitcoin thats "zero cost" transferring the funds is also effectively zero cost for for the wire services
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
I'm still struggling to see any legit use for Bitcoin that doesn't involve doing something illegal or on shaky legal ground. I really wish it was around for the 2004-2006 poker boom.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
Isn't the most attractive thing for most people in the short term that it relatively keeps climbing in value per coin? And it's only doing so because it's a fad. Beyond that I don't get why it exists.
― Evan, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
it exists cause theyre gonna end the tyranny of taxation lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
No, dogecoin will.
― Evan, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link
if anything though this whole experiment seems to be exposing the libertarian viewpoint as less "fuck the upper class because nobody should have that much power" and more "fuck the upper class because I'm not one of them"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
this is news to me that libertarians hate the upper class
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link
anyone here interested in making a joke currency? (or has dogecoin already claimed all the jokes)
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
im interested in making a joke illegal marketplace where i steal all the bitcoins
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link
Trader Jokes
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
Editor’s note: Marc Andreessen’s gigantic pointed skull is full of bitcoins― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 4:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my coworker just glanced over at my screen to see why i was http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1002961/muttley-laugh-o.gif'ing so hard
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
srsly that photo doesnt even tell the whole story my god
http://i.forbesimg.com/media/lists/people/marc-andreessen_416x416.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
thats his real head
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5179166eeab8ead044000002-480/marc-andreessen-google-glass.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6fc637cb157ae0d005971bb062c32e94/tumblr_mive8mkWss1rj7luco1_400.jpg
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
bitcoin is prob an alien currency
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
reddit alien
― Evan, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
if his whole argument = bitcoin is low fees, its super disingenny for him to be like, well, everyone will use services that convert BTC into regular currency anyway
dont those things charge fees? if not how do they exist
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:22 (ten years ago) link
also isnt this:
Finally, I’d like to address the claim made by some critics that Bitcoin is a haven for bad behavior, for criminals and terrorists to transfer money anonymously with impunity. This is a myth, fostered mostly by sensationalistic press coverage and an incomplete understanding of the technology. Much like email, which is quite traceable, Bitcoin is pseudonymous, not anonymous. Further, every transaction in the Bitcoin network is tracked and logged forever in the Bitcoin blockchain, or permanent record, available for all to see. As a result, Bitcoin is considerably easier for law enforcement to trace than cash, gold or diamonds.
completely going against the mythology of bitcoin? kind of stunning that he would say that tbh
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:23 (ten years ago) link
its all logged with perfectly anonymous numbered accounts and there are services specifically for confounding attempts to trace bitcoins back to particular transactions
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link
xpost from the other thread great article about the silk road dude
Hence Bitcoin’s wry new nickname in legal circles: “Prosecution Futures.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/business/eagle-scout-idealist-drug-trafficker.html
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 2:34 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Feel like Marc Andresseeeen would do really well in a cycling competition. His wind resistance must be close to 0
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link
https://bitcoin.app.net
― markers, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:52 (ten years ago) link
My bank charges me $15 for international wire transfers (flat fee) and obviously I'm paying the spread as well, it's not a very competitive rate
I think xe.com offers really competitive rates but I've never really researched it
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link
I don't really see how remittance through bitcoin would be cheaper than an online-only exchange service that didn't have to worry about the cost of B&M overhead like banks do
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
ya like what INTRINSICALLY is cheaper about providing a bitcoin service
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
it saves money by not providing fraud protection/dispute resolution why dont u see
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link
Spent five weeks in HK this year and since I had a bank account there I decided to transfer a couple thousand in cash to 'save money'
Ended up finding a place that operated out of the 17th floor of a room that beat my bank's exchange rate by at least 5 points
Also used a credit card w/ no foreign exchange rate, its rate ended up being the same as my bank's rate, without a $15 charge
Felt pretty silly, should have just brought straight cash and exchanged it at the 17th floor place
Point being that if a tiny little place operating out of an apartment in HK can beat bank rates with ease then I'm sure xe.com or w/e can too
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link
Also best part about the place is 1.) they are called the Berlin Currency Exchange and 2.) their website is a blogspot http://bcel1985.blogspot.hk/
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link
its kinda funny how these computer dudes dont even realize theyve strayed way far from their area of expertise
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link
a credit card w/ no foreign exchange rate
Sorry should be no foreign exchange fee
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
― 龜, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Because ordinary banks and international money transfer services don't have a way to, like, magically make money disappear and reappear halfway around the world. They rely on massive international transfer networks that handle settlements. Not to mention that there are lots of licensing and regulatory costs (I'm not making the libertarian argument here, I'm just trying to answer a question). You CAN'T just be like "hey, I'mma start a money transfer website out of my garage, boom."
I mean bitcoins basically travel through the internet on their own. Ordinary money doesn't actually do that, even though it sometimes feels like it does.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin -> real currency exchanges would be subject to the same licensing and regulatory costs, no?
Isn't that the hook that the Feds are using to clamp down on Bitcoin exchanges
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's true too, but like 1/2 of the reason (note, I am not saying all of the reason) for fraud protection on credit cards in the first place does not apply to bitcoin, namely that someone who gets your credit card info can make additional purchases on your card.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
xp currency exchange costs perhaps yes, if the govt decides to regulate it (which yeah they probably should), but perhaps not the cost of going through international settlement networks, which, to be honest, I have no idea what the costs are and I don't think any of us do.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:56 (ten years ago) link
What mandates that a currency exchange operator has to go through an international settlement network tho?
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link
pretty questionable to make a cycling joke when the high diving joke was so crucial to the coneheads lols imo xpost
― Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
I am no expert on this, but I thought you needed a way to actually transfer the money from entity A in the US to entity B in hong kong or wherever. I don't think you can just have the guy at one office call the other office and say "We're straight now, Moneyz X-Change now has $1000 less on its books, and Moneyz X-Change Hong Kong now has $1000 more." I mean otherwise you could just make money appear out of thin air.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link
xposts
I'm guessing that most of the costs associated with a wire transfer are in the origination and termination rather than in the actual transfer. So unless you can go an buy a loaf of bread with bitcoin you're still stuck with those and given that these costs are somewhat uniform irrespective of the amount transferred small transfers are going to be penalised proportionately.
that's not to say that BTC can't carve out a niche and challenge incumbent platforms. There are already mechanisms outside of traditional banks, the Hawala system for one.
At the moment I feel like someone has the opportunity to use bit coin as the basis for a lyca mobile or corner shop phone card of money transfer systems.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link
Hmm isn't the simplest way just to have Entity A hold both HKD and USD and make appropriate additions/deductions as necessary
Not an expert in this either, I guess you're saying the international settlement network works as some sort of verifier? xp
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:07 (ten years ago) link
Are you talking about a single currency-exchange shop or an international remitter? A storefront exchange can just keep USD and HKD and keep track via bookkeeping. But if you're talking about actually sending money overseas, that's different. Yes, it's basically a verifier, is my understanding.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link
And remember even the same company in two different countries generally involves different entities.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm sort of thinking of an online only shop that you'd keep bank account info from your HK bank and your US bank in, and you'd do the whole thing online - a virtual storefront exchange ; )
I suppose that you'd want some sort of guarantee that the place would be relatively liquid in all the currencies it trades in
xp Yeah, not sure if not having a physical presence in a territory would still require separate entities
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link
But anyway seems to me that the only advantage of bitcoin is that bitcoin, as an intermediate holding unit, is a self-verifier so you can bypass the international settlement network
But you'd be opening yourself up to a bunch of other dangers. Are your accounts insured against theft/fraud, for example
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
Because ordinary banks and international money transfer services don't have a way to, like, magically make money disappear and reappear halfway around the world.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 8:46 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah just wait until they get computers its gonna change everything
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link
I am no expert on this
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 9:02 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
mm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link
Banks can't just send money via computer directly to each other without a third party involved. There would be no way to verify the credit/debit if they could
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:25 (ten years ago) link
Really, just take a few mins and think about that before you try to zing me again.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link
you really think there are banything more than negligible costs associated with banks moving money around the world
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:28 (ten years ago) link
Anyway how many middlemen does bitcoin cut out of the transaction, doesn't seem like enough of a cost-saving to be worth it given its other problems
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:28 (ten years ago) link
like there's a lil guy in a room counting the money they have to pay
ill def make super sure to check myself before stepping to the bit god hurting again tho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:29 (ten years ago) link
he has read some blog posts by delusional nerds
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link
xp yes they are called the costs of being a bank
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link
lol oh i thought the costs were associated with third third party verification guy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:34 (ten years ago) link
a random dude with a website can't even get that. It's not just like hiring a "guy" to verify, it's being a part of the international banking system.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
Well Hurting's not wrong in that interbank transfers are handled by the
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_Clearing_House
I'm not sure it's supposed to make any money tho
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
Domestic US interbank transfers, I think
And it's one of several I think
I'm opening up Wikipedia pages as fast as I can
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 9:38 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so what youre saying now is that its not some transfer fees that prevent the banks from competing with bitcoins ability to move money around for "free" its that banks have too much overhead
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:40 (ten years ago) link
Where is the post where I said that it's "some transfer fees" that might make it harder for banks from competing with bitcoin?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:48 (ten years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
again, where is the part where I said it was "transfer fees"?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
oh sorry you need an example of you using those exact words lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
Bitcoin is tearing us apart
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
not just saying things that amount to that over and over
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
it costs money to have the ability to transfer money around the world, you can't just do it because you have "computers"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
now you are beginning to see
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:52 (ten years ago) link
but the marginal cost of a bank moving a dollar around the world is 0
But you can't do it unless you are a bank, and it costs money to be a bank
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link
well if the only thing you did as a bank was move money around the world you might have a point
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
if every bank was paypal say
The marginal cost of time warner allowing the internet to work on my home cable is zero too, why does it even cost money?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link
They just beam the signal over their lines, boom, zero cost.
thats not really true but lets pretend it is, cable is their primary product its how they make their money, the marginal cost of operating an atm is actually non zero but my bank still lets me use it for free, do you think if some crypto currency was threatening banks financial services domination they would have any problem lowering their prices to compete, they would not
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:01 (ten years ago) link
this is of course accepting all of bitcoins ridiculous assumptions re regulation and cash in/out
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
the point is bitcoin doesnt do anything banks cant do
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link
a big international bank could provide a service at a large net loss to compete. that doesn't mean it wants to or is going to.
None of this is to speak of western union, which pretty much does only do this.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link
it wouldnt be a large net loss is the whole point it would be no loss at all, money transfers arent their main business and the cost is effectively 0
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link
btw banks don't charge you for atms because you are letting them hold your money
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
yes banks want to handle yr money they want you to open accounts and take out loans deal with them altogether
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:25 (ten years ago) link
and some crypto banking network is a threat to that
but the whole argument is stupid in the first place cause if the only thing you have going for you is the ability for individuals transfer cash internationally youre never going to reach the critical mass that something like this needs to work, how is the vietnamese villager going cash out the bitcoins their son sent from germany, if there is some way for them to do it is it really gonna cost less than the 3% paypal charges
― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 22, 2014 10:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I never said anything remotely suggesting bitcoin is a threat to the banking system. I pretty clearly said the opposite. I just think that the built-in anti-doublespending/self-verifying properties of bitcoin may have some potential uses.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
basically you need a bank account and a smartphone at least to even use bitcoin, once you have those things you have access to reasonably priced financial services that bitcoin could only ever compete with on price if it became ubiquitous enough that it didnt need to be exchanged for local currency in order to buy things eeeeexcept that will never happen because bitcoin will never be a stable store of value
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:42 (ten years ago) link
i wasnt be sarcastic about the threat stuff if bitcoin starts doing some of the things banks do now then by nature its a threat and they will react, i mean its not an existential threat, but banks arent just gonna sit by and let competitors do whatever they want
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link
i do also wonder if ppl will lose their life savings when their house burns down, computer gets stolen, etc... in a way isnt this a return to stuffing money under the mattress
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link
yeah thats one of the most lol things about it, yr fancy cyber future money that has to live in a physical place
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
the winklevos twins keep theirs on thumb drives in safe deposit boxes lmao
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FMNW1dq8Jvo/UqhfwAMI5BI/AAAAAAAAOKg/OMVCqqIgp3U/s1600/bitcoin%2Bpie%2Bownershp.png
if this keeps up itll be moot theyll all be purple
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
how do they divide up which individuals are in which slice of the pie
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:01 (ten years ago) link
i guess roughly by quarters
xp for one thing, just spitballing here, you could have storefront local currency exchange shops that do bitcoin transfers, i.e. I go to bucket shop in Chicago, I give them cash, they send bitcoin to bucket shop in vietnam, vietnam bucket shop gives my uncle cash. Again, I am talking about potential uses and in the future if at all, and would not work unless bitcoin price was at least kinda stable, (b/c bucket shop in vietnam would not want to be stuck holding the bitcoin if it was super volatile).
I am a major stan of central banking and I hate libertarian techno-nerds as much as anyone, but I still think the technology is interesting and has potential.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:01 (ten years ago) link
i feel like if you did htat you'd end up paying as much as you do now to send money somewhere
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
maybe. I have neither changed money in a long time nor done a WU transfer ever, so IDK
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link
yup and bitcoin by its nature will never be a stable store of value
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:06 (ten years ago) link
the bitcoin technology is amazing as technology (not that im some computer scientist but this much seems true i trust the comuter peoples opinons on computer things), as economics/commerce its idiotic, im sure the underlying principals of bitcoin technology will be repurposed for useful things at some point
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:07 (ten years ago) link
Suggest Bitcoin
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:08 (ten years ago) link
although if the bitcoin part of the transaction lowers the cost for the exchangers, it would lower the fees they'd need to charge to make it profitable
but yeah, I also lean towards "will never be a stable store of value"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:09 (ten years ago) link
the thing about western union is they take advantage of people who dont have bank accounts, yr concept of the store front bitcoin exchange doesnt sound totally unreasonable but theres a tremendous about of competition to bank the unbanked of world rn, a lot of it through mobile technology, so i kinda doubt western union is long for this world anyway, and once people can just move money around via their phones they dont need the bitcoin storefront
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:12 (ten years ago) link
phone-money could be bitcoin based too obvs. I ultimately do not have the wherewithal to evaluate whether it would be cheaper to (A) run a global phone-based payment network that relies on the traditional banking system, or (B) run a global phone-based payment network that relies on bitcoin and currency exchange, where I guess you'd have to pay for some expensive hedging instrument against bitcoin fluctuation (they do this for currency exchange risk but the fluctuations are generally much smaller obv).
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:24 (ten years ago) link
you dont need any global phone based network or currency hedges, you transfer the money via paypal or square or w/e then its converted into yr local currency when you deposit it into yr bank account, just like would happen if you sold something on ebay to someone in england, the whole thing costs like 4%
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
paypal is a global money transfer network (and a bank in some countries, fwiw) and I'm sure they have currency exchange hedges
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link
whatever you wouldnt need to is the point, the larger point is that all this is basically possible right now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link
also do you mean you transfer the money from your phone service account via paypal? otherwise how would you do this without a bank account or credit card?
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link
you have a bank account via yr phone which is also capable of behaving like a debit card
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link
it might not be a full service bank account like we recognize but its basically a bank account
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101180469
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link
fwiw:http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-11-28/bitcoin-service-targets-kenya-remittances-with-cut-rate-fees-1-.html
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:08 (ten years ago) link
interesting
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:13 (ten years ago) link
BitPesa will charge 3 percent on overseas transfers and says the money arrives the same day. At that rate, it would cost $6 to send $200 via BitPesa.
~same rate as paypal tho
I'll wager paypal doesn't allow any withdrawals to kenyan banks
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:39 (ten years ago) link
It looks to me like Paypal does not serve Kenya. Also their fee for a lot of other countries appears to be 3.9%
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link
I think they might even charge 3% to send and 3% to receive. Skimming on both sides, fucking assholes
― 龜, Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link
they only charge 3% to withdraw theres no fee for sending or receiving, they can extend to kenya any time they want, lol at thinking an imaginary bitcoin operation is differentiating themselves with a .9% savings
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
i mean do you see hurting this is what everyone has been telling you for the last 24 hours, someone introduces a bitcoin service like you were suggesting is a game changer and they charge the same type of fee that established services already charge, and they dont even exist yet, they havent even had a chance to deal with real world complications, their naive estimation of what they need to charge is even the same as paypal!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
Actually, in many countries with paypal you have to pay a 3.9% fee to "receive" the funds internationally, AND a withdrawal fee to withdraw, just fyi. Also, the the difference between a 3% fee and a 3.9% fee is nearly 25%. And the M-PESA fees appear to be higher. As for your other speculative arguments, I could just as easily speculate in the other direction -- maybe they can charge 3% because they're still the only bitcoin-based game in town and they still have competitive advantage over other options, and maybe if other bitcoin-based competitors open up shop they'll be forced to go cheaper.
Not saying you're definitely wrong, but the infrastructure of the bitcoin transfer itself is immensely cheaper than the infrastructure behind a traditional money-transfer, so the only question is whether the costs on either end cancel that savings out.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
sry, MORE THAN 25%. It's actually 30%, to be exact.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:37 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it would be kind of fun to have a discussion about bitcoiin but this sort of total belief in something you clearly know nothing about (not that any of us is an expert) is why nothing youre saying is landing with anyone itt fwiw
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
and like just general willful ignorance of business, do you really think paypal, a business that produced multiple millioares, couldnt cut its rates to compete
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
multiple billionaires sry
i mean omg a 30% difference from an imaginary company what will paypal ever do
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
lol if it really was this unstoppable new technology they could just make their own internal bitcoin that like actual worked
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
Lagoon, honestly this is a headsmackingly obvious point, like it's kind of incomprehensible to me that you are even arguing over the bolded part of that sentence. I could send you any amount of bitcoin that I owned (for the record, I own none), right now, at no cost, anywhere in the world, instantaneously. There's basically no infrastructure involved except the internet itself. I could not do the same thing, directly, with USD or any other currency.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
Like you really seem to think that computers just allow you to beam money directly from point A to ponit B, like you are so used to making online payments that you think the money is just going in one end of the internet and out the other.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
"Paypal could just lower fees to compete" lol, so any time a business has a cheaper way to do something, it doesn't matter, because the business with higher costs to do the same thing will just lower their fees to compete. Interesting take on capitalism.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, January 23, 2014 1:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
im sorry to have to break this to you but thats how it works, the costs associated with running paypal are not those of beaming money all over the wold
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
its all 100% automated just like bitcoin
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
also like i said if there are somehow huge saving in one form of automation over the other it would be trivial for paypal to build their own internal bitcoin that actually works
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
this depiction of me as some button pushing rube that implies you as the knowledgeable counterpart is so ridiculous, you shd goto reddit where theyve got all this stuff totally figured out
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
like you literally have no idea what the costs associated with moving money around the world are, you should start by admiting that, then try to build an argument from there
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
can't you guys see that this bitcoin beef is tearing us apart
― second set all dead boys covers (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2013/jan/30/africans-pay-most-send-money
average cost of remittance paid btw Tanzania and Kenya is 22%. But no problem, the established players in that market will just lower their fees to 3% to compete. NBD.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
I could send you any amount of bitcoin that I owned (for the record, I own none), right now, at no cost, anywhere in the world, instantaneously.
don't you have to 'tip' someone to verify though
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Maybe you should go set up a service in Tanzania and Kenya. Charge like 15% -- you'd undercut the competition and make a killing. I'm sure it barely costs anything to start such an operation, you just need computers so you can send money back and forth.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, January 23, 2014 1:42 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
like i already totally explained upthread bitcoin is not competing with that, its competing with the other internet based services, i mean its not competing with anything at all right now, its non functional, paypal et al work
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
And all I ever said that it was possible that it could be competitive in the future.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
im sure there are already millions of people all over the world getting remittance via the net and avoiding those fee but that requires the infrastructure that bitcoin also requites
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
they don't get remittances "via the net" they get them via a service via the net, a service that requires a lot more infrastructure to do a transfer than bitcoin does
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link
im sure there are people who have the internet and computers who are taking advantage of internet service like paypal in just the same way you or i would
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
we are going in circles here
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link
soon via the penetration of smart phones thn number of people who can do that will be pretty much all of them, there wont be any storefront money wirer nessisary
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:52 (ten years ago) link
circles round the coin
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link
poll which one of you is being trolled rn
hurting owns bitcoins is my working theory
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link
Total speculation, but I'd say there's at least a 50/50 chance Bitcoin (or another crypto-currency like it) survives in some form. I wouldn't buy Bitcoins as an investment though.
― o. nate, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
i cld see the technology of bitcoin being useful and even crypto currencies surviving in the gray/black market but its a non starter as a major consumer tool imo
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
I own zero bitcoins
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link
dogecoins?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
umm...with regard to dogecoins...HEY LOOK OVER THERE!
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
you have to throw the stick
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
http://lh5.ggpht.com/RuY2VEJLX2UuilVj2-xYIpv1wcvDzx_hy5zP0cX8Ize079WcEQsNggARrpguRc-TmACLo_RjnetCXNVSN51ovjrGqPWHAfgZPlbn%3Ds630
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
the ole hurting gives a TED talk while lagoon heckles from the back row routine
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 24 January 2014 03:10 (ten years ago) link
http://ariannasimpson.com/post/74400025051/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-01-27/men-tied-to-silk-road-bitcoin-exchange-subject-of-u-dot-s-dot-charges
Kind of surprised Bharara went after this guy, seems like a stretch. Maybe he wants to press him for info.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
http://business.time.com/2014/01/27/bitinstant-ceo-charlie-shrem-arrested-for-alleged-money-laundering/
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link
Russia Bans Bitcoin
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:28 (ten years ago) link
The Central Bank of Russia reiterated that the official currency is the Ruble, and that it considers Bitcoin a money surrogate. That’s why the cryptocurrency should be aboided
― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 8 February 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
Interesting. Mt. Gox now claiming that the problems that took it offline are related to a flaw in the Bitcoin protocol itself:
http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/02/10/bitcoin-exchange-struggles/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
― o. nate, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
The ultimate win for the future is for people to just stop using currency in general and everyone just gets food and shelter and things and we throw away our wealth hoarding consumerist culture - like in Star Trek
Anyway I'm not sure why people think bitcoin is really any different than something like frequent flyer miles or something - anything can have value right? Havent people used things like shells for currency? Money is an idea we all believe in - but more and more it seems like technology is helping some people hoard more and more of it
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
This is the best (somewhat technical) explanation of what's going on that I've been able to find:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1x93tf/some_irc_chatter_about_what_is_going_on_at_mtgox/cf99yac
― o. nate, Monday, 10 February 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
Things are getting interesting in Bitcoinland:
http://www.coindesk.com/massive-concerted-attack-launched-bitcoin-exchanges/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
― o. nate, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
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― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
anyone into dogecoins?
― calstars, Sunday, 16 February 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
good domain name for magic the gathering soon to be available
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kvzCnG8.jpg
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=AP&date=20140225&id=17378845&ocid=ansmony11
probably a good time to buy bitcoin right now really
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
it's never a bad time to buy bitcoins
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:27 (ten years ago) link
iiiinteresting
https://blockchain.info/address/1Drt3c8pSdrkyjuBiwVcSSixZwQtMZ3Tew
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
I'm surprised it bounced back as much as it has -- it was as low as $400 last night, now it's at $517.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
frogbs, explain?
it appears that 782,556 BTC just went through some wallet which means a ton of BTC (like, 3-4% of all that could ever exist) is being tumbled (laundered) as we speak
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:39 (ten years ago) link
― iatee, Tuesday, February 25, 2014 10:27 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Tuesday, February 25, 2014 3:39 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Bruce Sterling @bruces Protected Tweets 18m
*It would also be poetic if a genius embezzler stole 744,000 Bitcoins that, through his own theft, were reduced to utter worthlessness.
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
was wondering what happens to the value once all of the bitcoins are stolen
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link
simply supply and demand if the supply goes to zero the price approaches infinity
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link
New message up:
Dear MtGox Customers,
In the event of recent news reports and the potential repercussions on MtGox's operations and the market, a decision was taken to close all transactions for the time being in order to protect the site and our users. We will be closely monitoring the situation and will react accordingly.
Best regards,MtGox Team
https://www.mtgox.com
― o. nate, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
In the event of recent news reports
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Haha we got yr money, sucks to be you.
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
the greatest opening clause in the history of the internet
― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
barnabus @othersome
Follow
this is the first sign that there may be a problem in keeping pretend dollars inside your computer
1:33 AM - 25 Feb 2014
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
I personally believe that Mt Gox users are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have bitcoin and, uh, I believe that our economy like such as in Mt Gox and, uh, the Coinbase, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our exchanges over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help Mt Gox and should help the Coinfloor and the Asian bitcoins, so we will be able to build up our future
― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:03 (ten years ago) link
loll (under: "Gox's new ownership")
Here is the process we are going to put in place. We've set up a wallet here: 1EgQ4pz8bEBn2LNGxgSVcTNHyS5xm1fpxZ - If you send a small transaction to this wallet, using the wallet that originally sent coins to Gox, we will be able to trace back to your wallet once we have entered the recovery phase. Include a note in this transaction of your reddit username and leave a comment in the thread below. Think of this as a sort of Paypal verification step, we will send the amount back to you shortly after you've sent it and will then have your data on file to receive your Mt. Gox holdings after we've completed the recovery.The order of processing refunds will be determined by sorting the size of the sum total of transactions sent from your source address to the verification wallet in descending order. That way there is no unfair advantage to those who saw this message first, and those who have the strongest need to recover what was lost will recover their bitcoins or fiat first.
Include a note in this transaction of your reddit username and leave a comment in the thread below. Think of this as a sort of Paypal verification step, we will send the amount back to you shortly after you've sent it and will then have your data on file to receive your Mt. Gox holdings after we've completed the recovery.
The order of processing refunds will be determined by sorting the size of the sum total of transactions sent from your source address to the verification wallet in descending order. That way there is no unfair advantage to those who saw this message first, and those who have the strongest need to recover what was lost will recover their bitcoins or fiat first.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
bravo aero
― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
Include a note in this transaction of your reddit username and leave a comment in the thread below.
So it Mt. Gox a reddit thing? Or do they just assume that the overlap ot bitcoin users and redditors is basically 100%?
ha i was guessing the latter
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
I think that's a joke. Sort of like saying: "Anyone who lost Bitcoins please post your bank account number, routing information, social security number and credit card information and I'll make sure you get a refund."
― o. nate, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
My friend has a mining machine that runs 24/7 and it is LOUD.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
the carbon footprint of dogecoin mining
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
http://www.abugames.com/images/products/magic2014m14/pillarfieldox.jpg
Very fitting text too
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
XP: Cryptocoin mining is has brought a worldwide shortage of the high-to-medium range AMD graphics cards for the past 3 months.
AMD graphics card pricing skyrockets due to cryptocurrency mining, could kill AMD’s gaming efforts
A typical setup would be two cards (cost $1400-$3000) drawing 700-1000 watts for the machine.
Pretty much the first time cryptocurrencies have effected me personally (I'm a big fan of Mackey's Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds), as AMD has an intriguing API (Mantle) and I'm about to build a new midrange gaming rig.
― disposable soma (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:05 (ten years ago) link
i won like .0045 of a bitcoin but cant get it because i owl ended more to have it sent to a wallet
bitcoinplus
I think someone should invent the Obamacoin
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:55 (ten years ago) link
ok so there is a chance that MtGox literally just lost their private key
― frogbs, Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/28/investing/mt-gox-bankruptcy/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
this whole thing has been amazing to watch
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
def feel p stupid for not getting in on this stealing bitcoins thing early
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
its about time this got the Taiwanese Animation treatment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVobjVZK6ho&noredirect=1
http://i.imgur.com/JFRz2QV.gif
― frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
Comments on this - http://valleywag.gawker.com/bitcoin-kingpin-admits-everyones-money-is-gone-1533315083 - are pure gold. (As is the line Funny, how these people only want anything to do with the government after they've fucked themselves over into another dimension.) My favorite:
Here's how Bitcoin works - you give your money to a beefy libertarian video game company executive in a foreign country (who speaks damn good Japanese for a Gaijin), he does some bullshit computer razzmataz, you tell all your friends "I'm free of Fiat Money - John Galt Rules!".....and then your money is gone.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
OMG the "massive bitcoin boners" part
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
speculation!
anyway once you put your money in a bank it seems like its almost the same at a virtual currency - its just numbers in a database
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
numbers in a database with FDIC protection
― anonanon, Friday, 28 February 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link
oh yeah! (slaps forehead as bitcoins dissolve to thin air)
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
fiat numbers
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link
disruption, innovation
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link
its not much different I guess than the stock market - specualtion
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah, but no one is claiming stocks as a new form of currency that will usher in a libertarian utopia
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
they should! "Can I buy a ham for three shares of Earthlink?"
YES
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
its pretty differnt than stocks
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
xpost xpost - yes the irony is thick "we do not need the government to deal with money" --- "Oh wait - laws prevent crimes"
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
seems more like a commodity than stock or currency, with all the speculation, constrained supply, wild spikes in value, like a virtual equivalent to a precious metal like gold
― anonanon, Friday, 28 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link
I mean they even call it bitcoin mining
― anonanon, Friday, 28 February 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link
its a fiat commodity
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
my other car is a fiat Fiat
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
Currencies are speculated on too, and occasionally a currency has wide swings in value. Hence, bitcoin is what I call a shitty currency.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link
its an IDEA!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link
it's a fiscal Esperanto for the digital age!
it's an MMO auction house for IRL!
it's the future!
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
People with half a brain stopped using Mt.Gox nearly a year ago. We all moved to respectable exchanges such as Coinbase, Bitstamp, and CampBX who strive to be in line with regulators and are run by people who actually understand finance. It's also important for people to understand that Mt.Gox shutting down is about the same as some rural bank in North Dakota shutting down — it hardly affects the value of the currency in which it exchanged. BTC is still hovering arbound $550 and $750 and the blockchain shows there is a buying frenzy going on because, believe it or not, this is considered cheap at the moment.
― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link
http://www.coindesk.com/bank-stops-working-bitcoin-exchange-campbx-regulatory-uncertainty/
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link
― sleeve, Friday, 28 February 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/15/5414610/bitstamp-restores-service-after-targeted-attack
The problems stem from a vulnerability known as "transaction malleability," which refers to an issue that would allow a user to alter transaction details to make it seem as if a transfer failed when it had actually succeeded. This week, Bitcoin core developer Jeff Garzik told The Verge that the issue is more widespread than the team initially realized. "It's mainly a nuisance," he said, "forcing everybody to stop and fix their website software and Bitcoin wallets."
I mean, if I were more cavalier about my spare money I could see throwing some into this just to see what would happen but given that until two weeks ago the whole process could be exploited by spoofing responses, it just feels like a fundamentally bad idea to view this as anything more than a crude gambling opportunity.
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 28 February 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I thought about doing some kind of discount on Magic cards for people who could prove they'd lost money on MTGOX but I decided it would offend the few possible customers who got the joke.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 28 February 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
You should have done it anyway!
― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link
Can't even remotely relate bitcoins to stocks. I mean, stocks represent something tangible, defined, and regulated, like say a tiny percentage of the market cap of General Electric, a 100+ year old company that has consistently made profits. Bitcoins represent a "currency" that a vast majority of merchants won't accept, whose value fluctuates wildly on a whim, that is not backed by anything considered valuable, that is still growing in supply daily by random ppl willing to burn up gabs of electricity with overworked computers, that you could lose if your hard drive crashes.
― Lee626, Friday, 28 February 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
this is a dumb question - but how is a bitcoin created? is there like a company that makes a bitcoin and puts it into circulation? or is the total number of bitcoins regulated?
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 February 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link
its decentralized, theres a formula that controls their creation (they call the process mining lol), basically you run the mining program and then after a while u get some coins, you are m/l spending computer cycles on bitcoins, the more that are mined the more computer power it takes to mine new ones until eventually no more can be mined
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link
the formula was written by an anonymous creator(s) and released into the wild now its just computers talking to computers
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link
I thought the whole point of bitcoins was to be able to buy drugs on the silk road
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link
if only
― lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/NES_Super_Mario_Bros.png
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
Yes, the total number is predetermined though -- not "regulated" but built into the design
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
They come in a can, we're put there by a man, in a factory downtown
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
es, the total number is predetermined though -- not "regulated" but built into the design
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, February 28, 2014 10:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's this aspect that makes the whole thing feel like a giant pyramid scheme to me. Those who first developed bitcoins or got in early could load up on the things for cheap, as the computer processing power and time to mine one was relatively small in the beginning. But anyone who wants bitcoins now must either pay a fortune on a real-money exchange or mine a new one, which now takes a roomful of powerful computers, air conditioning, and heat sinks.
In any case I'll start calling bitcoins "currency" only when the local grocery store, my dentist, the insurance company et al. atart accepting them as payment. Until then bitcoins are an overhyped (very) speculative investment, valuable only because lots of people currently value them. I suppose most of the Bitcoin crowd are too young to remember tulip leaves or beanie babies....
― Lee626, Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:00 (ten years ago) link
I don't really think tulips or beanie babies are a good analogy for whatever bitcoin is. Tulips and Beanie Babies never had any theory behind them beyond "this will be worth more tomorrow than it is today." Bitcoin is a really elaborate and clever, if highly flawed, experiment in virtual money. Yes, it's also being bought as a speculative item, but not everything speculated on is automatically the equivalent of Beanie Babies, which literally served no conceivable purpose.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link
I also don't really understand how "pyramid scheme" works as a metaphor.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:17 (ten years ago) link
the originators stand to make the most money (top of pyramid), and the suckers at the end (bottom of pyramid)
I'm a little surprised more noise isn't being made about the unsustainable nature of storing every transaction.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link
why is that unsustainable?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 05:40 (ten years ago) link
you can embed information in each transaction, turning the blockchain into a "permanent" distributed database. this has already caused a certain amount of problems by the kind of content people have stored, but it's not hard to anticipate a level of activity that esssentially outstrips the rate of however fast storage costs go down. I can pass fractions of bitcoins between two accounts a ton of times to encode an mp3, for example, abusing the system to be a wildly inefficient music library, forcing everyone to eat that cost.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 1 March 2014 06:15 (ten years ago) link
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, March 1, 2014 12:14 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
But a digital blockchain has a *purpose*? Yeah, I know all about how part of the virtual-currency push is "let's stop money from being controlled by governments or banks", but the same could be said for tree leaves or stuffed animals if much of civilization deemed them highly valuable and worthy of being used as payment for goods or services.
― Lee626, Saturday, 1 March 2014 07:24 (ten years ago) link
Shitcoins
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 March 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
a pyramid scheme requires more than just that in to qualify as a pyramid scheme
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 1 March 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
call it a pyramid-shaped scheme
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 March 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
― sean gramophone, Saturday, 1 March 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/513334/141029668/stock-photo-pyramid-on-one-us-dollar-bill-banknote-detail-macro-shot-141029668.jpg
― oppet, Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
Krinkle8 @Krinkle8 20hImagine a system where a man gives you a chuck-e-cheese token every hour you let your car idle. Realize that system exists and it's bitcoin
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
the originators stand to make the most money (top of pyramid), and the suckers at the end (bottom of pyramid)a pyramid scheme requires more than just that in to qualify as a pyramid scheme
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, March 1, 2014 11:58 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Saturday, March 1, 2014 1:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That just describes any bubble -- it's called "find a bigger fool." People who buy and sell before the thing pops make money, people who get left holding the bag lose.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
bubbles are round fyi
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link
http://m6.i.pbase.com/u34/ctfchallenge/upload/41293426.IMG_9501.jpg
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 March 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link
http://www.gocheapvegas.com/images/The-New-Craps-Game-Las-Vegas-Full-Machine.jpg
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 1 March 2014 20:08 (ten years ago) link
The reason i think Bitcoin qualifies as a pyramid scheme and not a mere bubble is that the design of bitcoins intrinsically made them easy and cheap to mine when they were first developed (i.e., when they were new and almost nobody knew about them, though <ahem> the creator and his friends obviously did and likely kept many for themselves), but those who get in late (i.e., now) need to burn up a huge amount of electricity or pay hundreds in a real currency to obtain a bitcoin as the blockchain becomes ever larger.
― Lee626, Saturday, 1 March 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link
I've been following the Herbalife case a bit and there are some weird (and it seems to me, arbitrary) numeric precedents over what legally constitutes a pyramid scheme and it has something to do with a percentage of actual goods/services sold vs kickbacks.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 2 March 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
slim thug was big into herbalife and he just got his own day in houston
― lag∞n, Sunday, 2 March 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link
The reason I don't think bitcoin is a pure pyramid scheme is that I think the technology really will find more valuable uses in the near future. It's perfectly possible that it will be a copy of or improvement on bitcoin instead of bitcoin itself. Smart coder people I know say the coding behind bitcoin is very impressive and not something easy to copy, but I'm just taking their word for it, and it does seem like if enough money backs the project of doing so, it can be done. But I do think bitcoins are an interesting new thing and not meaningless techno-baubles. I don't know whether that translates to bitcoins being worth $1 or $1000 or $100000 each. But I think anyone who claims to be certain it's a "bubble" at a given price is just blustering, and so is anyone who's sure it isn't, because there are too many variables and unknowns as to what bitcoin winds up being, if anything. With something like the housing bubble or the tech bubble you could look at a set of underlying historical norms, fundamentals, etc. With something like Beanie Babies it's easy enough to see, where there's literally no value to the thing other than the potential to become worth more one day. With a pyramid scheme or a ponzi scheme you can look at the structure of the thing and see that it can't be perpetuated indefinitely by nature. I don't think bitcoin is that simple a call.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 March 2014 05:58 (ten years ago) link
So even though it's fun to laugh at techno-utopian paultards and the like, and even though I partake in that often, I say the jury is out on bitcoin.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 March 2014 06:00 (ten years ago) link
btw this is a better explanation of its potential use in money transfers than I was able to muster:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/11/how-bitcoin-can-mainstream-in-one-easy-step.html
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, 2 March 2014 06:03 (ten years ago) link
potential use in money transfers and also why today's computerized money transfers are still big and unwieldy and expensive and not just a matter of clicking money from A to B
I'm pretty certain something using protocols inspired or copied from bitcoin will do many of the things that bitcoin was touted to do, but for bitcoin itself, yes, the very structure of it looks designed to be unsustainable and pyramidy from the getgo.
― Philip Nunez, Sunday, 2 March 2014 06:30 (ten years ago) link
I really really despise the use of 'fiat money' to describe circulating currencies. It really says everything that is wrong with the mindset of goldbugs, libertarians and the like. I'd hate it to enter common usage.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 March 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link
what a wonderful world it would be if we were paying for everything like this
http://s.petrolicious.com/market/fiat/fiat-124-spider-5.jpg
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Sunday, 2 March 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link
In any case I'll start calling bitcoins "currency" only when the local grocery store, my dentist, the insurance company et al. atart accepting them as payment.
I want to say I've seen bitcoin popping up here and there as a payment option ...
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 March 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link
As goes Overstock.com, so goes the nation
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 2 March 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
this site detailing the various crypto currencies is amazinghttp://www.coinwarz.com/cryptocurrency
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 2 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
all in on Noirbits
― spacemindy, Sunday, 2 March 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
if someone could explain these things to me simply, it'd be a big help. most of it is down to my dim/abstract understanding of how bitcoin even works
1. i don't understand the mt. gox heist. there was some sort of bug that allowed transactions to be spoofed or double-counted or something -- but isn't each 'coin' essentially a block of alphanumeric characters making everything traceable? i guess i don't get how that meshes with anonymity -- if there's an infinite paper trail, don't they know exactly who has the stolen loot? or at least, exactly where it went?
2. if the nature of the heist was that transactions were faked/doubled -- i thought that the whole point of this thing (how it mimicked gold) is that each chunk of BTC was irreproduceable, only "mineable" via computing the originating algorithm. IS that they heist? they made people think they'd received their goods when the "real" string went somewhere else?
3. what did the losing depositors at mt. gox actually lose, their BTC, or the USD they put in in exchange?
idk i'd like to be able to make fun of this accurately w/o doing a lot more homework.
― goole, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link
I can't belive dogecoin is a real thing
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 3 March 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
I know someone who has sunk close to a thousand on Bitcoin stuff. Coins, mining boxes, etc. I'm pretty fiscally conservative so I think he's nuts, but it's interesting to watch. I guess nobody bought into MtGox that was paying any attention. It's a little heartbreaking to see him spend a lot of 'real money' to get this 'virtual money' but who knows maybe in 5 years he will be a millionaire.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 March 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link
My understanding of the Mt. Gox scandal is that they screwed up in the same way a disinterested cashier at a big box store gives refunds to people who return playstation boxes with bricks inside them with a fake receipt.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
I do think the people who started mining early may have made out okay (although the 'best' way to get $$$ out would be to buy drugs, then sell the drugs for cash). mining is insanely unprofitable right now and I cannot see BTC holding much value five years from now.
― frogbs, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:55 (ten years ago) link
ah, i see, thx philip
― goole, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
there was a service called "brainwallet" which allowed you to store your private key with a password, and some bot was able to hack into a bunch of these with a dictionary attack that included various Ayn Rand quotes and XKCD references. point is lolbitcoiners
― frogbs, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
a dictionary attack that included various Ayn Rand quotes and XKCD references
this is the greatest thing ever
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
I do think the people who started mining early may have made out okay...― frogbs, Monday, March 3, 2014 10:55 AM (13 minutes ago)
― frogbs, Monday, March 3, 2014 10:55 AM (13 minutes ago)
50% of bitcoin wealth belongs to 0.1% of bitcoin owners.
Not one-percent, but one-tenth of a percent.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link
if there's an infinite paper trail, don't they know exactly who has the stolen loot? or at least, exactly where it went?
you may want to look up what a "bitcoin tumbler" is. I mean I'm guessing you don't care enough to do so but essentially it takes your coins and a bunch of other people's coins and distributes them randomly to a bunch of public addresses and then back again, so you can't know what coins belonged to who. It would be like if I had a service where people could send all their dirty money to me, then I'd throw it all up in the air and give everyone back the amount they sent me. Which means in theory one of these services could just steal all the money, but that hasn't happened yet.
― frogbs, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
Taking a crack at your questions, goole:
1. Yes, there is an infinite paper trail, but that trail only leads you to anonymous accounts. Linking those to people could be difficult, though I would speculate that someone with the resources of an FBI could probably do it, though not sure the FBI will get involved.
2. That's the bug that Gox is blaming, but I wouldn't be surprised if the flaw turned out to be something else. Only time will tell. I have a feeling the true story hasn't even started to come out yet.
3. I think only the BTC were stolen, but probably even those with USD claims can only hope for cents on the dollar at this point.
― o. nate, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
well Gox has more liabilities than assets, not even counting Bitcoins. don't forget that the DOJ is "holding" a lot of their money for them..
anyway as o.nate points out this may not even be a theft. apparently a ton of bitcoins sit in accounts that Gox once transferred cash to in 2011 to prove they were still solvent (after they got hacked the first time), and they still haven't moved, so there's a chance that they may have just lost the private key (!!).
― frogbs, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
I had an extra computer and free electricity last year and mining still made less monetary sense than parting out the computer on Ebay.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link
i mean that's really the despicable thing about all this, there's soooo much electricity being wasted on this to create essentially nothing
― frogbs, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
Hmm, apparently also $27 million in cash missing:
http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/03/mtgox-code-posted-by-hackers-as-company-files-for-bankruptcy-protection/
― o. nate, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
im wondering when the pr0n industry will come up with f***coins
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link
t*tcoins. please.
― fact checking cuz, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
fartcoins and totcoins
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link
The Japanese government will set rules for trading bitcoins, defining the virtual tender not as a currency but as a commodity akin to gold.
Trading gains will be taxed, and companies will need to pay tax on revenue earned from Bitcoin transactions. But enforcement could prove difficult, as tax authorities will have to track down users.
― anonanon, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
2 days til Snoopcoinhttps://becausepool.com/dogg/
― calstars, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link
Smart move by the Japanese government. Establishes the legal norm and allows penalties for non-payment of the tax. Difficulty of enforcement is not the main issue imo.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
sounds like this is just going to give them the ability to prosecute people
― frogbs, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
http://static.adzrk.net/Advertisers/5af77cf0094d4303bb308b955dd05992.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
http://www.pokernews.com/news/2013/12/bitcoin-guide-3-17102.htmhttp://www.pokernews.com/news/2013/12/bitcoin-guide-2-17049.htm
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
anybody on ilx play poker with bitcoins? seems like the most reasonable way to use this stuff: as magical play money
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
on the other hand
Despite the collapse of the biggest Bitcoin exchange, Tokyo-based Mt. Gox, which cost its customers $500 million in cryptocurrency deposits, the U.K. authorities are about to endorse the virtual currency. Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs announced that it would not charge the 20 percent value-added tax on Bitcoin trades or even on traders' margins. This means the U.K. is prepared to treat Bitcoin as money in the framework of an EU law that exempts payments and transfers of "negotiable instruments" from tax. Thanks to the ruling, London may soon become the capital of the Bitcoin world and the decentralized currency may yet rebuild its reputation after the recent scandals.
― anonanon, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:28 (ten years ago) link
looks like Poloniex (another BTC exchange) got hacked, it never ends
― frogbs, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
is that separate from the flexcoin exchange? that one was hit also
― anonanon, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/209ojzn.png
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
this UK thing still doesn't explain why anyone would actually want to use bitcoins
― frogbs, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
haha read iXcoin those as ilxcoin for a sec
― sleeve, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link
http://coinmarketcap.com/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
bitbugs remind me of the anti vaccination crowd, so fixated on a fear with a remote possibility of happening (autism/collapse of dollar) when their solution is much more likely to fuck them over (polio/pertussis/MMR/bitcoin exchange collpase and or theft)
though I guess that's true of a lot of human nature
― anonanon, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link
So far it seems that Bitcoin offers unproven, speculative benefits for legitimate users and numerous, well-established advantages for hackers and criminals.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link
truth bomb:
Bitcoin, at the moment, is in a slump, with a community that has become its own parody … The Bitcoin masses, judging by their behavior on forums, have no actual interest in science, technology or even objective reality when it interferes with their market position. They believe that holding a Bitcoin somehow makes them an active participant in a bold new future, even as they passively get fleeced in the bolder current present.
cross posted from other thread:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/03/doomsday-cult-of-bitcoin.html
― sleeve, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link
"...Mt. Gox, a former Magic: The Gathering card exchange that morphed into Bitcoin’s largest trading floor..."
I did not know this.
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link
mind was blown when i realized mt gox was an acronym for magic the gathering online xchange
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
I have no idea how realistic this is, but it's interesting to think about. Definitely there are lots of suggestive loose ends.
Peter R’s Theory on the Collapse of Mt. Goxhttps://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=497289.0
― o. nate, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
I love how some "journalists" think it's actual "news" or "reporting" when they just recycle a bunch of old "doom & gloom" related Bitcoin stories and act as though their uneducated opinion actually counts for something. Bitcoin is about the future... and this reporter is living in the past. Why not report on any of the numerous good things Bitcoin is doing and actually make a contribution to society rather than dumbing it down. Just say'n... Although I have much more I'd like to say, I'll stop right there because it's obviously pointless with some people and I have better things to do than get in a "Comments" shouting match. If you're genuinely happy & satisfied with the way things are in this economy & have no hopes or ambition to change the future (or at least "report" on it)... then that's fine by me. I'll be sure to wave every once in awhile when I look back and see you in my rear view mirror....
― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 03:24 (ten years ago) link
kudos
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 03:26 (ten years ago) link
I'll be sure to wave every once in awhile when I look back and see you in my rear view mirror....
Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link
"Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining"
Hat trick!
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 06:37 (ten years ago) link
Plz tell me that's a parody.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link
lol I was hoping the opposite, tell me thats for real!!!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet?
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw).
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
It's brilliant either way.
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link
Thank you. How delicious.
such a treat to see people discover this for the first time.
― landschlubber (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
― dan m, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link
I'm looking forward to the collapse of Google Glass. I hope it's right out of "The Jerk."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
I am trained in gorilla warfare
gorilla warfare
gorilla
― frogbs, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link
uh oh
http://newswatch.us/28-year-old-ceo-of-bitcoin-exchange-dead-after-possible-suicide/
― frogbs, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
Rupert Chappelle •12 hours agoGhaddafi farked with the bankers, Kennedy farked with the Bankers, Lincoln farked with the bankers, any questions?
18 △ ▽
― frogbs, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
flexcoin got caught sleepin in the turning laneganked
http://www.businessinsider.com/flexcoin-2014-3
― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link
anyone want to buy ILECOIN?
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
ile buy that for a dollar!
― sktsh, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
someone come up with 133 ways to make the number 752834756982734658723645 using multiplication
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
ILE buy that for a dollar
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
I fucked up a dadjoke :(
― sktsh, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2144703/i-learned-it-by-watching-you-o.gif
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 March 2014 05:39 (ten years ago) link
Dear Mr. Karpeles,Perhaps you could upload a few videos to youtube and speak directly to us? Show off your cat, seems to be a big hit! I think you'd get a lot more credit for some regular communication. Keep it flowing, please.If you are restricted from discussing anything, or specific topics, you could possibly indicate in a manner of morse code blinks. Just kidding, that would be too obvious. Just start out and say something like "I can only say this: MtGox is ...." and we will know.Mark, I sincerely hope you can pull through and make MtGox successful, I know you've put a lot of time and work into it. You are well aware that your customers have grievances and I am one of them. If you can't at least restore our money, return our money, or generate some type of repayment scenario, then at the end of this I hope you give a big interview or AMA, something to give us a solid closure of how we lost all our hard earned money.If repayment is not possible, please work your heart out to do something very positive that will benefit those who need it, in a measure greater than all of us who gave.I'd like to finish with a quote from the following song:"All gave some, some gave all" - Billy Ray Cyrus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydWhRObVxrM&feature=kpSincerely,Your CustomerLogged “The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively”― Bob Marley
Perhaps you could upload a few videos to youtube and speak directly to us? Show off your cat, seems to be a big hit! I think you'd get a lot more credit for some regular communication. Keep it flowing, please.
If you are restricted from discussing anything, or specific topics, you could possibly indicate in a manner of morse code blinks. Just kidding, that would be too obvious. Just start out and say something like "I can only say this: MtGox is ...." and we will know.
Mark, I sincerely hope you can pull through and make MtGox successful, I know you've put a lot of time and work into it. You are well aware that your customers have grievances and I am one of them. If you can't at least restore our money, return our money, or generate some type of repayment scenario, then at the end of this I hope you give a big interview or AMA, something to give us a solid closure of how we lost all our hard earned money.
If repayment is not possible, please work your heart out to do something very positive that will benefit those who need it, in a measure greater than all of us who gave.
I'd like to finish with a quote from the following song:
"All gave some, some gave all" - Billy Ray Cyrus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydWhRObVxrM&feature=kp
Sincerely,
Your Customer
Logged
“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively”― Bob Marley
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
http://mag.newsweek.com/2014/03/14/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto.html
satoshi nakamoto is... satoshi nakamoto
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link
Feel mad at Newsweek for blowing up this dude's spot
― 龜, Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
yeah I think they should'a left him alone considering he clearly didn't want to be found. and obviously he's not interested in 'cashing out' at the moment. it kinda confirms what my impression was of this all along (that bitcoin was probably created as a 'proof of concept', not an actual workable currency)
still, the comments really reveal the mindset of the bitcoin community:
If something happens to him, the blood is on Leah Goodman's hands. It's too late now. What a sad day for journalism.
Is Newsweek going to provide 24/7 protection for this man, after you've just outed the name and address of a man potentially worth 1000 million dollars, who likely holds the private keys to his BTC in his home?
Newsweek is going to be responsible for this man's death. NewWeek, there are some things that should have been left private. This is one of them. I now have a strong, very very strong, hatred for Newsweek, and all of it's subsidiaries.
This guy has potentially hundred millions in "cash" in his house and you post photo & location? I hope you rot in jail if he gets killed.
Can we get photos of Leah, along with her address and photos of where she lives? I'm sure there are a lot of people just *dying* to talk to her.
Your speculative article on the person behind bitcoin was blatantly disrespectful, a breach of journalist integrity, and has placed this man and his family in potentially life-threatening danger. Whether your theory is true or false, do you realize that you've turned this man--someone who clearly wanted his privacy to be respected--into a target with a billion-dollar bounty? If this turns out badly, blood will be on the hands of yourself and Newsweek.
Whether your theory is true or false, do you realize that you've turned this man--someone who clearly wanted his privacy to be respected--into a target with a billion-dollar bounty?
If this turns out badly, blood will be on the hands of yourself and Newsweek.
This article is criminal. That guy and his family are in danger now.
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
http://blog.mainstreethost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Dr.-Evil-One-Million-Dollars.png
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
Those guys are crazy. Fuck those dudes xp
― 龜, Thursday, 6 March 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
lol can't believe newsweek doxed a guy who went under his OWN NAME
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
gimme a break
Whatever, it's a good scoop (assuming true), and IMO if you involve yourself with a project of that scale your identity is fair game, especially if you don't take greater measures to hide it and use your real name as your alias.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
or also what s1ocki said I guess
well it's one thing if he was still involved with it and taking money out regularly, I guess
kinda funny how the bitcoiners are referring to him as a Zuckerberg/Bill Gates type, and that in a bitcoiner world this means that he will likely be murdered so people can steal his precious precious bitcoins. as though hes literally sitting on a vault with billions dollars. for all we know he lost the private key to his wallet.
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
Lol at that letter....in lieu of FDIC protection, could we at LEAST get a reddit AMA?
― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link
"They be tryin' to steal me lucky bitcoin!"
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
the Bob Marley quote is making me wonder which one of you this is
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Definitely gives you a sense of the kind of self-importance/persecution complex a lot of bitcoiners feel that they're so incensed about this.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
its definitely unethical to reveal the names of rich ppl because they will obviously be murdered
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 6 March 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
writing a person of public interest doing business in his own name is not blowing up anyones spot
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
that being said its a weirdly sloppy and underinformed article. i assume they were rushing it for the first print issue
Of course, none of this puts to rest the biggest question of all - the one that only Satoshi Nakamoto himself can answer: What has kept him from spending his hundreds of millions of dollars of Bitcoin, which he reaped when he launched the currency years ago? According to his family both he - and they - could really use the money.
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link
wait what's wrong with that?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:05 (ten years ago) link
he didn't "reap" it years ago, that's the current value
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
"...Mt. Gox, a former Magic: The Gathering card exchange that morphed into Bitcoin’s largest trading floor..."I did not know this.― nickn, Tuesday, March 4, 2014 7:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkmind was blown when i realized mt gox was an acronym for magic the gathering online xchange― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 4, 2014 9:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nickn, Tuesday, March 4, 2014 7:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, March 4, 2014 9:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
they are not
― sleeve, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link
― sleeve, Thursday, March 6, 2014 11:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Oh I see, I guess it's just unclear writing -- I took it as meaning he reaped the bitcoin years ago, which is now worth hundreds of millions of dollars, not that he could have sold it years ago for hundreds of millions.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
please tell me you guys are pulling my leg― Nhex, Thursday, March 6, 2014
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link
people always mining and reaping bitcoin. just grab some bitcoin imo.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
i need a bitcoin convenient as gogurt. i don't have time to reap and mine.
― 4. Nels Cline and My Uncle Eat Soup at Panera Bread (3:37) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
my mind is also blown regarding that Magic revelation. wowzers!
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
not that he could have sold it years ago for hundreds of millions.
the other important point is that he couldn't do that now either
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Well no, but he could presumably sell off a small portion of it and his family would be more than set.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
He would just need to dribble it out, the same way institutional investors often sell off large, semi-illiquid blocks of stock -- a little at a time. Unless I'm missing something here.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link
given that btc trading volume is way down I do wonder how much $$$ you could get out right now without crashing the whole thing. Satoshi could certainly get out enough to change his life but certainly nothing in the realm of what's mentioned in the article. the fact that he hasn't is rather curious (like the Gox thing, you half-wonder if he lost his private key?)
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link
From the description I could kind of see him just being weird and eccentric and constipated about the whole thing. Maybe he doesn't like the way bitcoin has gone and doesn't want to profit from it or something.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
frogbs otm, just a weird question to leave hanging without pointing out that converting btc to real dollars at that rate is impossible and would destroy the market
― max, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
But he could easily sell off a mil or two without causing a blip, I'd think. Why not just do that?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link
(a million united states of amerikkka fiat dollars worth I mean)
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:35 (ten years ago) link
has anyone been able to do that?
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link
Aren't there still Winklevosses etc. out there willing to pony up real cash?
― Nhex, Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link
Wau @ the magic the gathering reveal
― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Thursday, March 6, 2014 11:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't understand why it would be difficult -- I mean just watching the trades here: https://bitcoinity.org/markets, it seems pretty clear that there's enough volume to do that, if not all in one shot, then gradually over a few days or weeks or months at worse.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
He doesn't have to sell it all to one dude, that's not how it works.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
what about a bro?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
fyi, the numbers are "mBTC" not bitcoin, so 49,232 = 49 and change bitcoins, not 49 thousand. Still, that's like $30,000 in a single trade, a few minutes ago.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
well we do know that a lot of people trade them back and forth to manipulate the price. I've heard of ppl who 'cashed out' at a total of $20k or so which is nice but I have yet to hear of the early miners who got six figures out of it. not saying they don't exist, just that I don't know if the market could handle say someone trying to get a million USD out of it
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=413349.0illuminating
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
xp they quote a guy in the article who said he bought "a nice apartment" with the money he cashed out of bitcoin.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
Intelligent people "cash out" gradually as the price increases, and do things like buy lambos http://i.imgur.com/MkuABq5.gif
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
"a man potentially worth 1000 million dollars,"
or worth a billion dollars?
I tell you now is the time to buy bitcoin yo - dont be a FOOL!!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
you can xp to things that look like onion articles or whatever but i don't see how much further down the bitcoin rabbithole you can go than this; url says it all
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2014/03/05/winkelvoss-twins-pay-richard-branson-in-bitcoins-for-virgin-galactic-tickets/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
The Japanese pronunciation of "Gox" sounds quite similar to an extremely vulgar phrase meaning "gulping down shit". Just putting that out there for y'all.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
whoops, I meant to post that in the real thread, not this lamestream NPR-ready one.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
I agree that obviously magic tha gathering online exchange was nto teh best place to spark the internet virtual currency revolution
it was what Kurzewil would call the "false pretender"
http://www.kurzweilai.net/the-future-of-libraries-part-1-the-technology-of-the-book
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Not exactly the best way to lend an air of seriousness to your project, in any case.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link
newsweek article doesnt seem that convincing in describing either this person's theoretical-political motive or suggest any specific cryptography background (all the prior shrill detective pieces about this suggested an academic background)
as it is there is someone of a fairly common japanese name who might not like the govt and works with computers? has anyone more adept that newsweek adduced more evidence?
― Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 March 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
well he also implicitly claims to be the guy by saying he's "no longer" involved with it or whatever, but it's definitely possible that he's pulling their legs
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 19:11 (ten years ago) link
I do think that concerns about his safety are not unwarranted. I think one of the weaknesses of Bitcoins is that they are a nice fat target for thieves, kidnappers, extortionists, etc., do to the ease of instantly transferring enormous sums and the irreversibility of transactions. It is kind of like having $100 million in cash in your house.
― o. nate, Thursday, 6 March 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
the bitcoin world is giving me weird crossover vibes with that game that came out recently castle doctrine
― anonanon, Thursday, 6 March 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link
i'm just curious, how much actual $$$ is there in the bitcoin ecosystem right now ?
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I do think that concerns about his safety are not unwarranted. I think one of the weaknesses of Bitcoins is that they are a nice fat target for thieves, kidnappers, extortionists, etc., do to the ease of instantly transferring enormous sums and the irreversibility of transactions. It is kind of like having $100 million in cash in your house.― o. nate, Thursday, March 6, 2014 11:35 AM (28 minutes ago)
― o. nate, Thursday, March 6, 2014 11:35 AM (28 minutes ago)
I bet RockStar/GTA gamedevs are sad that they didn't weave a Bitcoin thread into their game fabric.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
How do you define "how much actual $$$ is there in the bitcoin ecosystem"?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
"Meanwhile, bitcoin has lost just 3% in the last 24 hours, according to data from CoinMarketCap, down to $649 per coin and with a market cap of just under $8.1bn."
― anonanon, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link
i didnt think that question through
what i meant was, if everyone were to 'cash out', how much money would there be that was pumped into BTC for them to get back. of course so much of the same money has gone back and forth and if everyone wanted out the value would obviously be $0 so it's a dumb question
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 March 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, March 6, 2014 8:07 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thought this said 'egosystem,' didn't blink
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
I wish you could sell chickens and get bitcoins
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link
I have 0.04 BTC, please send chickens
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-bitcoin-founder-la-chased-20140306,0,3692933.story#axzz2vDojDoCt
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 March 2014 19:11 (2 hours ago)
the micha quotes do suggest a crypto background is fairly likely
who knows
hopefully a tv news crew vigil will ensure his security anyway
― Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, March 6, 2014 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Listen... when an artist on the magnitude of Satoshi Nakamoto has requested to live a private life, people should respect that. I feel the same way about the greats of the world who have secluded themselves from the turmoil of the modern world.... Salinger, Jandek, and what. Just because you want to laugh at a bunch of fedora wearing cryptogeeks doesn't give you the right to trample all over this man's privacy.
― 龜, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
woah...nakamoto is the jandek of pretend money
― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 March 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
New interview with Dorian S. Nakamoto in which he claims he had never even heard of bitcoin until three weeks ago when his son mentioned it to him, after the journalist interviewed him, and that he was misunderstood when he said he was "no longer involved in that". He thought the question was about his former classified defense work:
http://www.sfgate.com/business/technology/article/AP-Exclusive-Man-denies-he-s-Bitcoin-founder-5295378.php
― o. nate, Friday, 7 March 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link
could they have really just gotten it so dreadfully wrong? looking back at the newsweek story there's not exactly a smoking gun. Also there's stuff like this: "The punctuation in the proposal is also consistent with how Dorian S. Nakamoto writes, with double spaces after periods and other format quirks."
"double spaces after periods" is one of the signature identifying quirks worth emphasizing?
― anonanon, Friday, 7 March 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link
as someone who has read a lot of Satoshi Nakamoto's writing when i fell down a deep rabbit hole six months ago, i am extreeeemely doubtful that Dorian is the guy.
― sean gramophone, Friday, 7 March 2014 05:39 (ten years ago) link
Man selling home for $135,000 in Dogecoinshttp://edition.cnn.com/2014/02/26/tech/innovation/dogecoin-cryptocurrency-tech-irpt/index.html
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
Dogecoin (pronounced DOHJ-coin)i thought it was DOHG-AY!
― Nhex, Friday, 7 March 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link
lol dogecoins - anythign can be a coin now
Thomas Jefferson's anuscoins
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link
so the real Satoshi (whose account dates back to 2010) just came out of hiding to say he's not Dorian (which of course proves nothing), but reading about this guy it seems very unlikely that he's the real dude, in which case LOL @ Newsweek for blowing your big comeback cover story, this is such an amazing thing
― frogbs, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
yeah the more I read the less likely it seems that this guy is satoshi and the more lulzy the whole thing seems
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
idk getting a ton of attention for a splashy and bad story sounds like they finally did learn how to succeed in 2014
― iatee, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
relevant PBF:
http://i.imgur.com/HRJNgLN.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
wow prescient
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link
'apologies to pbfcomics.com'
Here's the real one: http://pbfcomics.com/45/
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 7 March 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link
hah didnt even notice it was different
― frogbs, Friday, 7 March 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link
it doesnt matter who invented it - its a dream now we all sahre as one - thats all that mattre
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link
“I’m not involved in bitcoin. Wait a minute, I want my free lunch first. I’m going with this guy,” Nakamoto said, pointing at an AP reporter. “I’m not in bitcoin, I don’t know anything about it.”
― Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 March 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link
i instinctively like this chap, assuming he is just an unfortunate victim of journalistic credulousness and editorial desperation, he plays them much better than an elderly media novice should be able to
― Thanks in anticipation of your opinions (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 March 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not in bitcoin" is the catchphrase that's sweeping the nation's freshest generation
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:30 (ten years ago) link
Salinger, Jandek, and what
too much time on ilx
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 10 March 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:05 (3 days ago) Permalink
Not surprising. Anyone remember this infamous Newsweek cover from 1986?
http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2011/01/22/women-in-the-world-newsweek-covers/jcr:content/gallery/slide12/image.img.410.273.jpg/1337256000000.cached.jpg
It infamously warned women they better get married young, because a 40-year-old woman had a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than ever getting married (serious - these sorts of stories proclaiming dire conseqences for women who stayed single, weren't stay-at-home moms, etc. were everywhere during the Reagan era when the right wing was powerful). 20 years later, they had to run this apology cover story about how fucked up their statistics and attitudes were in the '80s, after real life proved lots of women who were 40-year-old singles in 1986 did somehow find a man.
http://www.anunews.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/aa-Newsweek-cover-on-marriage.jpg
― Lee626, Monday, 10 March 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
Oh, and let's not forget this one:
http://watchdogwire.com/florida/files/2013/08/hitler.jpg
a few weeks later after this was published, they were proved a forgery
― Lee626, Monday, 10 March 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link
Hitler and the Jews
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 10 March 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
Hitler and the Jews: Calling it Quits for Good?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 March 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
Nakamoto and the Jews
― Lee626, Monday, 10 March 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
Hitler and the Jews: What Was That Relationship Like?
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 10 March 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
The Jews: What Did Hitler Really Think About Them?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 March 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link
Rethinking Hitler and the Jews
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 10 March 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiZbwc2CUAAwAws.png:large
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 March 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link
SATOSHI NAKAMOTO'S SECRET DIARIES
― Lee626, Monday, 10 March 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1920451_10151954651046596_124643034_n.jpg
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Friday, 14 March 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link
wait ponzicoin is a real thing no wai
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 March 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWTICRcmRSQ
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 08:19 (ten years ago) link
A brief history of Bitcoin heists:
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/mar/18/history-of-bitcoin-hacks-alternative-currency?utm_content=buffere1467&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
― o. nate, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link
IRS says Bitcoin is taxable property, not a currency
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
realistically I can't see the IRS going after yer average bitcoiner (everyone in the online poker community was terrified of this but I don't think they went after a single person that didn't make over say $20k a year on it), but if anything this will make it way harder for any business to ever accept bitcoin (not that anyone was seriously considering this, but holy cow is this a trainwreck)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
Why does that make it harder for businesses to accept bitcoin?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
I guess it depends to what extent they want to "accept" them. Currently no businesses (that I know of) actually keep any coins - they just use a service like Bitpay to convert them to $$$ immediately. If they actually do for whatever reason decide to keep Bitcoins they're now looking at reporting taxes on all that and they could get massively boned from year to year should the price ever take a sharp dive (as it's been known to do)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
j0n posted mt gox source code on twitter
― Little Nicky Pizza loved that rascal Rust (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
― frogbs, Tuesday, March 25, 2014 4:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't think this is correct. They would have to pay taxes (to the extent there is profit in the business) on the value regardless of whether it was treated as "property" or "currency." There are already complex tax rules for treatment of paper gains/losses in the value of an asset, so again I don't know why this would be any different.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link
There's a good Q&A here that gives better answers than I can obv:http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/03/25/i-r-s-says-bitcoin-should-be-considered-property-not-currency/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah maybe "harder" isn't the word, but it certainly seems much less attractive now. you never know when the price is going to massively crash and as I understand it if you take in a bunch of BTC at $600 and the next year they're only $300 you still have to pay taxes on the $600 price.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link
I think more importantly, this makes mining even more terribly unprofitable, since you still have to spend cash on the equipment and tons on electricity and when you finally get the bit you gotta pay taxes on it, in dirty fiat no less! (as of now would be like $200 per)
of course, like only .5% of these dudes are actually gonna report, so whatever
― frogbs, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
If you buy a bunch of bitcoins at $600 and they fall to $300 you don't pay taxes on anything
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
But yeah if you made one and when you made it it was $600 you'd have to pay taxes on that $600
I think it'd be a little more complicated than that. You could probably deduct the expenses of mining.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link
Only if you didn't take the standard deduction and most people can't since their deductible expenses don't rise above the 2% AGI floor so it doesn't make sense
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link
A lot of miners today are businesses, not individuals.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link
right, but say you get paid in them. you sell something for 10 BTC @ $600, then next year the bits are at $300. so essentially you have $3000 worth of bits but you have to pay taxes on $6000.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link
Presumably you had purchased whatever you sold with after-tax dollars so it wouldn't really be income to you therefore you wouldn't have to pay tax on the bitcoins
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
Business taxes are more complicated than that. First of all, you don't pay taxes on your gross, you pay on your net. Second, you could probably write off the valuation loss of the bitcoins if you actually held them.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
I don't think you could depreciate bitcoin value loss over time but you could definitely deduct the loss when you sell them, but you'd have to sell them first
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/irs-bitcoin-is-property-not-currency-full-release-2014-3
I think you're correct -- losses would only be written down when they are realized, i.e. when the bitcoin is used to pay for something or sold. Still, one assumes that would occur eventually.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
You don't realize the loss when you sell it you recognize it
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
Actually you do both but the recognition is what you're after
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
not sure what you mean. that's what a realized loss is.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
sry xp that got all garbled
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
you realize the loss when you sell it, you recognize it when you report it
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link
we're basically saying the same thing
You can realize a loss but if you have something that would offset it then you would never recognize the loss even though you realized it
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
this is getting more technical than it needs to be for the conversation and veering off track, but I believe you would recognize the loss, but the offset would just change the net impact to your taxes.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link
we're not talking about bitcoins anymore, are we
― Clay, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
Nah you'd realize the loss, not recognize it xp
What I'm trying to say is that, taxes are more fun than bitcoins
Where's sarahell???
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
i.e. you have a realized $3000 loss when you take bitcoins you bought for $7K and sell them for 4K. You also sold a lot of magic the gathering cards that you purchased for $4K for $9K, a gain of $5k. Your capital gain of $5K may "offset" your capital loss of $4K, giving you a net gain of $1K. That doesn't mean you don't "recognize" the $4K loss, it just means that your gains exceeded your losses and you don't wind up having anything to write off. I could be wrong, I'm no accountant.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
the result is the same so we're just talking terminology.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link
ha no I meant like "loss" as in emotional or personal loss in that paragraph kinda works similarly? thus my 'joke'
― Clay, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link
If you sold two things during the tax year and had a loss of 99 on one but a gain of 100 on the other, you'd realize both the gain and the loss but you'd only recognize a gain of 1, that's the amount you'd pay tax on
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
again, result is the same, we're just talking terminology
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
Yeah but your terminology is wrong
Real eyes realize real gains and losses, is what I'm saying
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
I'll have to dig up an adequate source a little later when I get the chance, but I'm p sure YOUR terminology is wrong B-)
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
i.e., the fact that you have other gains that "offset" your losses doesn't mean that you don't "recognize" the loss, it just changes the net amount that's taxable or write-off-able.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:33 (ten years ago) link
my co-worker who took an accounting class in college says he thinks I'm right so ha
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
i hate you all
― Nhex, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link
get the FASB on this motherfucker asap
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
can bitcoin loss debt be forgiven >?with a 1099?
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 18:35 (ten years ago) link
poetry
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 18:38 (ten years ago) link
Seems like Bitcoin enthusiasts are trying to put on a brave face on this IRS ruling, but the more I read about it the less favorable it sounds:
http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2014/03/did-bitcoins-just-become-less-fungible.html
― o. nate, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link
wow the comments. These people are so motherfucking STUPID
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link
This sounds like a pretty serious strike against Bitcoin, but then again it seems like the kind of thing where people should have planned in advance for no help from the IRS. Is there international internet wizardry they can just do to sidestep this stuff?
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
price def appears to be hurting since the ruling. But I don't understand, did people think the IRS would just, like, do nothing?
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link
Dan Weber March 27, 2014 at 5:04 pmYes, the market should define tax law.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjiX7xiFD-o
Last November, in what he later described as a drunken state, a Redditor by the username, Anndddyyyy, wrote a post claiming that if Bitcoin was below $1000 come January 1, he'd do exactly that. "I may be an idiot," he wrote in an update to the original post, "But I like to think I'm an idiot with integrity."
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
FORTY 6 MINUTES LONG
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link
In b4 "fuck eating a hat"
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
If anyone wants to read something by a more level-headed, skeptical but hopeful bitcoin enthusiast who doesn't sound batshit or dumb:
https://medium.com/p/a9d53ce3688a
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 March 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
Werner Herzog ate his shoe - is that healthier? Seems a bad idea any way.
― The Whittrick and Puddock (dowd), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
xxxxp - was the hat a fedora?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 28 March 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/03/libertarian-police-department.html
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down… provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”“Easy, chief,” I said, “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down… provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said, “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
hit $340 yesterday. is the dream over?
― frogbs, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
This seems like the stupidest shit ever. It's a "debit card" that "lets you pay in bitcoins." But it piggybacks on credit card networks, so it has basically none of the supposed benefits of bitcoin as far as I can see? Plus it pays out in dollars, which means it has to sell your bitcoins when it makes the payout.
http://gigaom.com/2014/04/24/a-debit-card-for-bitcoin-xapo-solves-the-payment-problem-with-mastercard-tie-in/
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
Also the "like the internet in the 80s" meme used in that Vox thing reminds me of this graffiti I saw in Berlin:
http://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/5611_250735825303_7638136_n.jpg
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
that looks like a screenshot of a cyberpunk computer game
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
its really a Tuesday today isnt it - anothe rbitcoin Tuesday
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
http://consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/dogecarrear.png
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
Not sure what is happening on our side, but there doesn’t seem to be a pattern.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
one day everyone will have a coin of themselves
everyoen will mint their own virtual currency
Lathamcoin
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
http://happynicetimepeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Hi_I_m_Shingy_%E2%80%A2_I_am_excited_for_what_2014_could_mean_for_brands___.png
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
wkiw
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.bloomberg.com/now/2014-04-30/bitcoin-now-bloomberg/
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
lol i was just thinking about that guy today
instantly hated by all
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
Only mentions bitcoin once, but relevant:
http://thebaffler.com/blog/2014/05/mouthbreathing_machiavellis
started a new thread here for more general discussion:Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link
buttcoins
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Bruce Wayne uses Batcoins.
― I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
why won't these things die is my question
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
because people like this exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQqZ9b0S0BY
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
its not exactly doing well, the price is still doing okay but trading volume is way way down, hardly anyone is actually spending them. still I would expect the price to hold around $400-500 until Bitpay gets shut down or w/e
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
Imminent short book about Bitcoin's rise and fall in China looks interesting..
https://www.penguin.com.au/covers/catalog/9780734310545.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 15 August 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
Assuming its full of funny anecdotes and not a serious attempt to maike the case for Bitcoin actually being a great idea
xxxp i got less than 10s into that before i had to abandon ship. it's too bad you can't back currency with smugness.
― building a desert (art), Friday, 15 August 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
looollllll
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/09/feds-label-bitcoin-miner-maker-butterfly-labs-as-systematic-deception/
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/517787494058713088https://twitter.com/M3metic/status/517788430873690112https://twitter.com/ChangeTip/status/517788443401678849
wtf is happening here
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
somebody slipped you the tip
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
if you knew, you'd be even more mystified
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
dum q: do you know that guy?
― goole, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
not at all
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/M3metic/status/517712111888506880
kind of lol, mostly terrifying
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
oh, huh. creepy!
xp lol at first i wrote "terrifying" in this post and changed it
― goole, Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
Bitcoin, Bodysurfing, Biology
I want to cash this in, because hey why not, but I'm pretty certain my identity will then be sucked into a black hole and my soul will be trapped in my computer forever
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
on the plus side, awesome bikes and disc battles
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
i imagine you googling "bitcoin for beginners" and in like 48 hours ending up seasteading
― goole, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
GIS'ed "bitcoin for beginners", eventually found this:
http://cryptogab.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoingMeme-e1411670250837.jpg
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
(I have wanted to seastead since I was 8, though)
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
I think "100 bits" of bitcoin is about 4 cents.
― o. nate, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
it's like 50 haircuts and shavesbut only individual hairs
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/mike-tyson-is-getting-his-very-own-bitcoin-atm
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/?ASIN=B014RD021C
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-australia-bitcoin-stakes-idUSKBN0TS1FQ20151209
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link
I still think the most likely candidate is Nick Szabo. This Wright guy seems like a hoaxer who most likely planted the (easily faked) evidence himself.
― o. nate, Thursday, 10 December 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
but who created dogecoin!!>!
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link
Lol
https://m.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/4w9wcb/any_vendor_accepting_dogecoin/
― JoeStork, Sunday, 7 August 2016 00:12 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Wd49uPH.png
― just sayin, Saturday, 14 January 2017 09:02 (seven years ago) link
Click this image to see the word "No."
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link
ethereum and dash have tripled and sextupled their value since jan 1.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 05:50 (seven years ago) link
seems like buying a bit coin a few years ago might have been a good idea
― k3vin k., Monday, 22 May 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
i got really curious about investing in ethereum back in march but held off because, i don't know, it seemed like the kind of idiotic thing i'd regret doing later.
http://i.imgur.com/5hhRHUX.png
― Karl Malone, Monday, 22 May 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link
instead i took my $100 and lost at all on fanduel
― Karl Malone, Monday, 22 May 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/25/bitcoin-surges-10-percent-to-all-time-high-above-2700.html
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
I mined some bitcoin in 2011 on bitcoinplus but it turned out to be a swindle and no one ever got their bitcoin - goes to show what happnes when a govt cannot back a currency
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link
But if fun from the FT:
https://ftalphaville.ft.com/2017/05/22/2189145/how-to-value-bitcoin-with-a-traditional-valuation-measure/
Premise is he value of bitcoin should correlate with the global money laundering index published by the International Center for Asset Recovery. Conclusion 238% overvalued.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 25 May 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
This shit is making it difficult to time drug-buying.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 25 May 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
I think bitcoin should be seen as something like gold - a non-stable value precious metal - oh I wonder if Glen Beck will start on some bitcion shit now
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Friday, 26 May 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
lol the £0.01 coinbase gave me for signing up is now up to £1.50
― sktsh, Thursday, 8 June 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link
feels good to be a titan of fx trading
― sktsh, Thursday, 8 June 2017 12:51 (six years ago) link
now reinvest half of that
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 June 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
ANother thing that CHina is the world's factory for
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/business/bitcoin-mine-china.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Ftechnology&action=click&contentCollection=technology®ion=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=3&pgtype=sectionfront
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
Great time to buy imo
― calstars, Friday, 15 September 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link
how deliciously contrarian!
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 15 September 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link
I’m very comfortable with the current correction
― calstars, Saturday, 11 November 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
And so it goes ...
― calstars, Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/27/technology/bitcoin-price-10000.html
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
Uh what's going on?
― JoeStork, Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
late era capitalism iirc
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
late?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
i don't think you could ever pay for your drugs with tulipspoppies maybe
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
if only magic the gathering online exchange was still around to regulate bitcoin transactions
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
They only lost 800k of themSomeone do the math
― calstars, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
$13 billion worth
― calstars, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
gonna try not to think about the fact that I could have been paid in part in BTC at my last job but opted out
― Simon H., Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
so part of this is due to the Tether coin, a new cryptocurrency based on the US dollar, wherein each coin is worth $1 apiece
I believe one of the Bitfinex guys invented it. essentially giving himself the license to just print millions of dollars
and yes this is all very illegal. I know someone who works in the BTC space who thinks that this dude is going to jail and everyone's going to get goxxed again. next few weeks may be interesting.
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link
btw I know everyone's feeling a lot of FOMO on this but it's kind of insane to think that someone would have bought in at like $300 and continued to hold past the $1k mark, given bitcoin's history
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
this whole thing is so strange - BTC is accepted pretty much nowhere these days, the whole appeal is in its Ponzi-scheme like properties, where everyone thinks they're getting in at the right time
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
my mom asked me if she should buy a bitcoin
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
xp - it's accepted for buying drugs. I'm sure that's not the biggest part of the movement these days but it is a usage that's not going anywhere any time soon. The feds could probably crater a significant chunk of the Bitcoin user base by legalizing weed.
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
I found the password to my old wallet and I have a whopping .07. A significant amount of money right now but also small enough that I'm willing to let it ride and see what happens.
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
yea my guess is there's a new Silk Road out there that isn't getting publicized on 60 minutes. plus you can get on poker/sportsbetting websites with it. but IIRC the first bitcoin "boom" happened as a bunch of businesses clumsily started accepting it which gave the illusion that this thing was gonna be like PayPal in a few years. now it's just....wheeeeee!!!
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
Ok it’s over 18k now, what the hell
― frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
I have 0.04 on an old iPhone which I now think its worth my while to work to get off. Can't just transfer it off because the wallet is a little deprecated. The fact that what cost me 10 dollar in a carpark after a blockchain meet up a few years ago is now worth nearly 1000AUD is insane. Time to liquidate.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 8 December 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link
Jeez, the spare change that I had left in my account after buying brain drugs is now worth almost enough to buy more brain drugs!
― Dan I., Friday, 8 December 2017 03:50 (six years ago) link
Pro tip: liquidate and put it towards retirement funds or bonds, not brain drugs
― El Tomboto, Friday, 8 December 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link
I find it entirely unsurprising, btw, that the biggest YMO and Scooter fan in our village is also the most informed observer of the cryptocurrency scene. frogbs, if you ever make it out my way, I have to buy you a beverage.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 8 December 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link
I was going to put mine toward regular drugs, is that okay?
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 8 December 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link
I've been doing very well out of australian junior cobalt miners this year. All the fun of mining cobalt without the child slaves and, you know, actual mining (or at least drilling, lots of drilling reports).
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 8 December 2017 06:36 (six years ago) link
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, December 7, 2017 8:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
We've reached this stage for sure, my dad asked me the same thing yesterday :)
What irks me most about the bitcoin rise are the thousands ill-informed, excrutiating media reports about it. They really are clueless, and from that starting point try to "inform" the public, who are lost at sea. Hence my dad asking the same thing.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 8 December 2017 08:19 (six years ago) link
america's most trusted security guru weighs in:
Bitcoin now at 6,600.00. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of the Blockchain, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else pic.twitter.com/go9v0w92zk— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) December 8, 2017
― mark s, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
the rise of the alt math
― nashwan, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
All else is impossible in the new paradigmI think I’m with mcafee in this one
― Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
This is incredible lmao— 🔥H E L L D U D E🔥 (@muhmentions) December 8, 2017
and
https://blockchain.info/unconfirmed-transactions
― mark s, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
Friend of mine was thinking of investing in bitcoin. Eyerolled hard when she said she thought there was something to it because "young people were interested in it".
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
you did not cared enough to try.
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link
$500 investment in 2011 and you are set. for. life.
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 December 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
frogbs, if you ever make it out my way, I have to buy you a beverage.
I'd take you up on that but I'm afraid your fiat currency will be no good by the time this happens
― frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link
omg at "Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 8 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
someone has to sell at some point
― Moodles, Friday, 8 December 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
self serving nonsense
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 December 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
The thing is that if I had bought at $10 I would have certainly sold when it hit $100. And if i had bought at $100 I would have sold at $1000. And so on. So I’d still be feeling the same feeling of missing the boat because I wouldn’t have held until now on that original $10 price point. Because It doesn’t hold any real value aside from purchasing power on the black market, which is now being subsumed by Monero I assume. So it’s a speculative bubble and when it reaches this level of media saturation and patents start asking about it, just like Facebook 10 years ago, a backlash is inevitable. Not to mention the choice between storing your coin with the exchange (nope) or in a private wallet which entails its own requirements for keeping your shit together and not losing your pass key...
― calstars, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
i had some lose change in coinbase that's now worth $200 lol
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
And clearly Newegg and other above board merchants who accepted it as payment are laughing all the way to the bank at this point. Oh, that keyboard / mouse combo that you bought for 100 millibits 3 years ago? It’s now worth $1500. Hahaha
― calstars, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
loose change* xp
― scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
i just watched the big short w/ my parents over thanksgiving. i'd like to 'bet against' bitcoin. who do i give my money to?
― dynamicinterface, Friday, 8 December 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
Talk to a broker about Contract For Difference derivatives in the futures market.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
There's a Bitcoin ETF that you could short sell
― Moodles, Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link
Paid rent and utilities for a month, I'm not mad.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link
Congrats
― calstars, Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
I will inform my local law enforcement colleagues what "rent and utilities" is code for now
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:19 (six years ago) link
I also assume "I'm not mad" is some kind of hippie language for "whooooaaaaaa"
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:20 (six years ago) link
that's... accurate
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 9 December 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 9 December 2017 02:03 (six years ago) link
I bought and used these things when they were like 7 dollars each and bit my tongue when ilxors lol’d at the libertarian nerds.Who’s laughing now? Well neither of us I guess cuz I spent them on ~stuff~ and I could retire right now.
― circa1916, Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link
My loose change in Coinbase is like 1200 bucks though.
― circa1916, Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link
You may want to cash out. When the difference between what one originally invested and what one can recoup reaches this kind of magnitude, the urge to take profits could easily become a race for the exits. The dollar value of your bitcoins is only real if there is someone with dollars willing to exchange them with you in return for your bitcoins. There is no currency that is immune to crashing.
Bitcoins seem to be a bit analogous to real estate, in that there is a finite supply with a known maximum limit. Yet real estate is prone to bubbles and crashes, too. Additionally, you typically can derive some measure of tangible benefit from real estate, which you can't from bitcoins.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link
you can't live in a Bitcoin???
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Saturday, 9 December 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link
Drug dealers don't seem to have enough confidence to use bitcoin for laundering yet. I don't know what I'd do without the local drug-dealer owned shell tanning studio business though.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 December 2017 11:27 (six years ago) link
yea a commodity whose value shifts as much as 25-30% on a given day is kind of useless for everything besides gambling
― frogbs, Saturday, 9 December 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
definitely not a bubble happening oh no
https://gizmodo.com/imposter-cryptocurrency-wallet-app-races-up-apples-stor-1821180826
― El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
Bitcoin is the real Occupy Wall Street.— Julian Assange 🔹 (@JulianAssange) December 15, 2017
― mark s, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
we officially reached the point in this vicious cycle where there's at least one young man in my city who is accosting random passerby on the sidewalk, politely asking if they have time for a quick question, and following that with "what do you know about cryptocurrencies?"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
Hey Julian: shut the fuck up
― calstars, Friday, 15 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
Saw a bitcoin atm just this evening.
(Gray's Inn Road / kings cross)
― koogs, Friday, 15 December 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
(a sign for one anyway)
I have a small amount in GBTC and MGTI. Basically I keep realizing gains and rebuying on dips. Rinse repeat. Not mad. I would buy bitcoins but transactions always want text verification, which I can't rely on.
― Yerac, Friday, 15 December 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
lol the £0.01 coinbase gave me for signing up is now up to £1.50― sktsh, Thursday, June 8, 2017 1:50 PM (six months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkfeels good to be a titan of fx trading― sktsh, Thursday, June 8, 2017 1:51 PM (six months ago) Bookmark
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― sktsh, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 11:26 (six years ago) link
currently crashing
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
*nelson laugh*
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
co sign, hope it bottoms out completely
― Simon H., Friday, 22 December 2017 19:29 (six years ago) link
I expect the strength of the bitcoin delusion will spark a rally at some point, from those who are seeking "bargains". It takes time to burn an irrational market to the ground.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
still at $13k which is like $12,995 more than I thought it would ever be
― frogbs, Friday, 22 December 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
give it time
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
Schadenfreude in its purest form
― calstars, Friday, 22 December 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
i could see buying 100 bucks of these if they ever get down to $10 again as a risk/reward experiment
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
tho it might be kinda like buying a hundred bucks of pokemon cards now
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
lol yes, or some Magic raers
― sleeve, Friday, 22 December 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
brb gonna turn all my liquid cash into copies of youngblood #1
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 December 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link
That equilibrium price is coming any day now
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
this polybagged limited edition Plasm variant is gonna put my kid through collegeand the princess diana beanie baby is for retirement
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 22 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
Helpful info from a website I stumbled across:
Unlike other forms of money like paper currency or metals, bitcoins derive their value from mathematics rather than physical properties.
Yes. A twenty dollar bill obviously derives its value from its physical properties, which vary greatly from the physical properties of, for example, hundred dollar bills and five dollar bills.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
Turns out that I have .0001 BTC left, worth $2.05. Guess I'll let it sit in Coinbase until these are worth a billion each.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 23 December 2017 05:17 (six years ago) link
I decided to risk it and re-added on Friday morning some GBTC that I had sold. Will see what happens Tues. But so far looking good. I don't know if they tanked it so they could run it back up over the long weekend when people are unlikely to trade.
― Yerac, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
Dogecoin seems to be doing great
― JoeStork, Saturday, 23 December 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
Bubbles are always compelling, because real coin is being made in a big hurry. Until it's being lost even faster.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
i was thinking of buying some if it drops below 10k then a friend suggested i just started mining them. this is how he started, with a combo of buying and mining. unfortunately i didn't get the name of his miner setup.
is there a legit mining program you can download that mines crypto currency using your computer while you are sleeping/at work? something that works w Windows 10 prefereably...
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
why not start leaving your fridge door open at all times and burning tyres in your back yard too
― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
your mining operation is completely irrelevant in the face of the botnets made of hundreds of thousands of phones, and massive overclocked coin farms in the west bumfuck parts of the PRC
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link
iow bizarro otm as usual
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
anyone with a real answer?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
those are real answers
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
fwiw i don't care if i made like a fraction of a bitcoin i have no aims to have my computer competing with a overseas bitcoin mining farm operation
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
Ya I think I'll mine some bitcoin too any tips
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
Are there places it's better to mine like the Ukraine or Texas or is it not like that
don't you wind up paying like 10x more in electricity than what you'd make from mining at this point
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
buy ripple
some are speculating that banks are betting on it so youll see massive growth and it is relatively cheap at the moment and doesnt require mining
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
Production of bank notes costs more than the worth of the raw materials guys but fiat currencies still work somehow cmon
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
just do it and stfu
by end of 2018 youll be thinking gee remember that guy 'infinity' or something on the ilxor.com forum? its like he came from the future w the grays sports almanac and told me every winning move in fintech for the year
*cue huey lewis and the news' back in time*
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
=(
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/bitcoins-boom-is-a-boon-for-extremist-groups/2017/12/26/9ca9c124-e59b-11e7-833f-155031558ff4_story.html?utm_term=.8be8269372e0
Those who began acquiring bitcoin in August already have reaped substantial returns, despite the recent volatility in its price. In the months since demonstrators carried flaming torches and chanted “Jews will not replace us,” bitcoin has quadrupled in value. The digital currency began trading on several mainstream financial markets this month, pushing the price of a single bitcoin at times above $19,000. It was worth $16,000 at one point Tuesday.
Extremist figures who invested in bitcoin as a bulwark against efforts to block their political activity now find themselves holding what amount to winning lottery tickets. The proceeds could be used to communicate political messages, organize events and keep websites online even as most mainstream hosting services shun them, experts say.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link
I still refuse to believe that there's that much *actual* money in this. Some people are getting rich no doubt but that money isn't just being created out of thin air, as much as it seems like it is at this point
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
W
What
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link
i don't really know anything about cryptocurrency, but am i correct in thinking that 1) if it became more commonly used, it would essentially represent a merging of the use of money for investing and the use of money for day-to-day transactions, and 2) this merging would lead to even worse income inequality, assuming anything resembling the recent price volatility continues to play out?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
Lol @ setting up as a mom n pop bitcoin miner this deep in the game tbh. Wherever the blockchain/cryptocurrency train is headed, pretty sure that's not a good use of your time + effort
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
This idea, this idea with math and computers to print money, is definitely worth something - it has the backing of narcotics smugglers, neo-nazis and collapsing caliphates, so it’s as good as bonds, except you can also get rich quick. BUY NOW AND SAVE.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link
represent a merging of the use of money for investing and the use of money for day-to-day transactions
You can speculate in currency markets already. It's just that the dollar, yen or euro do not have anywhere near the volatility of bitcoins, and the regular currency markets are so large and directly tied to the real economy that they are difficult to manipulate.
Bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies have no known relationship to the real economy aside from their use by underground or black market economies, due to their difficulty for governments to trace or block. They also have lured in a lot of amateur speculators looking for a big, quick killing, who will easily be fleeced by the big players in the market.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
from what I understand you need a massive amount of capital to profit off of regular currency exchanges because the changes are pretty minimal in the grand scheme of things
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link
the other problem with that hypothetical is that Bitcoin fundamentally does not scale. if people started actually using it like Paypal the network would slow to a crawl. it's accepted in far less places now than it was during the first "boom". I have no clue what's causing the price to spike so dramatically right now.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
who will trade me an amount of bit coins for my 1991 FLEER brand darryl strawberry baseball-style card
― del griffith, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
the top of daryl's bat has those atomic energy ring things on it, like it's drawn onto the bat, look's real cool
― del griffith, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
yesterday afternoon i got the Windows 10 Bitcoin Miner app from the Microsoft store and left it running overnight. now the proud owner of $.07 worth of digital currency!
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
Is ironic bitcoin mining a thing now
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 28 December 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
If they made a candy crush like game that mined bitcoins...
― Yerac, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link
I thought there were a few. In order to capture the true BTC experience they actually wound up mining into someone else's wallet.
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
http://phylo.cs.mcgill.ca/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 28 December 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
― Bitcoin Baja (wins), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link
I think some people mine other crypto-coins of more recent vintage, where the system requirements to be competitive are not so stringent, and then exchange them for Bitcoin.
― o. nate, Friday, 29 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link
https://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1502303450256-GCOINCOMPARE.jpeg
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link
Wait'll you see the wallets...
― nickn, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
I won't stand for this
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/09/kodak-joins-cryptocraze-with-digital-photo-licensing-site.html
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link
well well well
https://www.wsj.com/articles/moneygram-signs-deal-to-work-with-currency-startup-ripple-1515679285
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link
if FB releases a cryptocoin it would KILL YOUR MONEY
http://www.bluefat.com/1108/hm1.jpg
― Ludo, Thursday, 11 January 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
The group’s name is Kasotsuka Shojo, which translates as Virtual Currency Girls. Each one of the eight members represents a different cryptocurrency, including Bitcoin, Ethereum, Ripple, and Cardano. The women are outfitted in maid dresses and lucha libre-style masks that denote the currency they represent.Kasotsuka Shojo’s debut single is called “The Moon and Virtual Currencies and Me” and is a blistering electro-pop song that warns listeners to be aware of fraud and to maintain their security online.The group takes payment for concert tickets, merchandise, and other products through — what else? — cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and ethereum.
Kasotsuka Shojo’s debut single is called “The Moon and Virtual Currencies and Me” and is a blistering electro-pop song that warns listeners to be aware of fraud and to maintain their security online.
The group takes payment for concert tickets, merchandise, and other products through — what else? — cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and ethereum.
https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/12/16882378/japan-jpop-band-virtual-currency-girls-kasotsuka-shojo-cryptocurrency
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:33 (six years ago) link
which poor lady has to be Dogecoin
― frogbs, Friday, 12 January 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link
doggycoin
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/9kng57/dogecoin-my-joke-cryptocurrency-hit-2-billion-jackson-palmer-opinion
in other news papas makin ripples kids
🌊😍
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link
also it has to be said the amount of leniency california residents get when entering into this entire ecosystem is so crazy it's laughable
― infinity (∞), Friday, 12 January 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
I have to assume that a huge part of what's "not right here" is that a lot of that "market cap" is a mirage, i.e. there are not actually $700B in assets tied up in cryptocurrency. In the case of Bitcoin and probably other cryptos too, huge amounts are locked away in the hands of a few people or outright lost, and more is being "hedl" by true believers. When trading volume of any asset is low enough, the price can be easily inflated. That's how the stock CRCW reached a multi-billion-dollar market cap with revenue in the hundreds of thousands of dollars per year and a massive net operating loss -- only like 1000 shares a day were trading. Very easy to manipulate the price at that kind of volume.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
There's probably no way to calculate such a thing, but it would be fascinating to know how much money was actually *spent* acquiring the total amount of crypto in existence today, like not the total $ amount of all crypto transactions ever, but the total of all of the dollars spent by current crypto holders on crypto they currently hold. I have to imagine a lot of these crypto startups just give their management/founders huge percentages of their total coin, so that maybe you have a "market cap" of say $100 million with only $5 million in actual money having been spent by public buyers of the currency.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
That’s sort of the case with Ripple IIRC - they premined the whole lot and still hold like 60% of them to parcel out with growth.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link
yeah, and that's just the company -- I'll bet management, employees and VC investors were given some too.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link
What exactly is a ripple token anyway ?A form of stock?From what I’ve heard the tokens are ancillary to the blockchain functionality.
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Friday, 12 January 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link
all I have heard for the past week is 'buy ripple' but it's apparently a fucking pain in the ass to buy
I barely understand any of this crap and I'm in software. I did finally open a coinbase account and start buying ethereum though (in small amounts on a weekly basis).
― akm, Friday, 12 January 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
Why not buy stocks?Possibly similarly overvalued and bubbly right now but actually buying a slice of something real.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link
Or ammo, for our post-apocalyptic barter economy. Five rounds of 9mm will get you one of those cockroach bars from Snowpiercer.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link
simplify your investment life by saddling yourself with a horrible mortgage. that way it will always be wisest to pay down the terrible yoke of your high rate mortgage.
― Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
What does there have to be all these different bitcoins? Like, what’s the difference between Litecoin and Ethereum?
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:25 (six years ago) link
Noobs
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link
ethereum is more programmable / flexible than Bitcoin. it was intended more as an extensible platform than a payment syatem
― Simon H., Saturday, 13 January 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link
Back in my day, ripple was just an extremely cheap sweet wine, mostly purchased by young adults who were within two years of the legal drinking age, plus or minus. It was only a pain in the ass to buy if you were on the minus side of that equation.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 January 2018 02:04 (six years ago) link
For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR7Fq2tqJ0
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 January 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link
HahaThe Grateful Dead even wrote a song about it
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link
Just like guns and roses did later for nighttrain, another cheap wineanyone ever write one for mad dog 20/20?
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 13 January 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link
shocked youngsters here don't know from the ripple tipple
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 13 January 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/G1ndS-KotLo
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 13 January 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/23120c035fb3bb482863e1edd3e369cb/tumblr_p2gpk8IYrU1vlks32o1_1280.jpg
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link
xp to images of 2018 thread
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 14 January 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/13/style/bitcoin-millionaires.html
these guys..
― Jeff, Monday, 15 January 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link
capitalism is the real tale told by an idiot
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
btwn this, the "water grid" article and the Silicon Valley retreat, Nellie Bowles is the NYT MVP rn
― Simon H., Monday, 15 January 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link
I hope she turns this stuff into a book
― El Tomboto, Monday, 15 January 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link
She should call it Quiddities and Agonies of the Ruling Class
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 15 January 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
Oh wow, I really need to explore her work more:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/04/technology/silicon-valley-esalen-institute.html
“I just sold my start-up and needed a place to reflect,” said Sam McBride, 31, from Chicago. “To give me some perspective.”
Esalen’s hot springs are good all day but are famous for the night scene, when they open to the public between 1 and 3 a.m. A weekend stay for a couple at Esalen can cost $2,890, so budget travelers stay nearby and come wandering in with towels a little after midnight.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 15 January 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link
huh i've read all these pieces but somehow failed to notice the same person wrote them all
nellie bowles 4 presidetn
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 January 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link
she's the marilyn hagerty of the 1%
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 January 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link
the 1am-3am time slot at esalen is $30
it's open to the public at that time but i think you still need to make a reservation? but it's fairly straightforward to do
― infinity (∞), Monday, 15 January 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
i've never really understood that place
― akm, Monday, 15 January 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link
https://medium.com/@TPlusZero/xrp-from-an-investors-perspective-4524585cd60e
― infinity (∞), Monday, 15 January 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
The End of Money is Nigh
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link
yeesh rough 24 hours for these guys
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1rf4POIG0Y
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:19 (six years ago) link
Watch them fall in real time.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link
There's more than 1200 digital currencies being tracked here
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link
was sure that link was going to be a photo of a landfill
― sktsh, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link
it is kind of neat how they all rise and fall in unison
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link
these might as well be d&d character stats for all they reflect reality
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
brb gonna put all my money in gelatinouscubecoin
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link
ILXcoin
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 16:59 (six years ago) link
too late i've already lost all my money
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
marathonnot sprint fellas
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link
your bitcoianz, show them to me
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link
in the future, every one will have their own COIN
Even Pat Sajak
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link
Sajakzłoty
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link
I don't know who first referred to Bitcoins as "Dunning-Krugerrands" but I love it— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) January 22, 2018
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 09:28 (six years ago) link
wow, that's almost too good
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
heh https://theoutline.com/post/3074/inside-the-group-chats-where-people-pump-and-dump-cryptocurrency?zd=1
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
How much take up has Tether had?
Crypochat: here's a short thread about Tether. It's a cryptocurrency owned by the crypto exchange bitfinex. The idea is that each tether (USDT) is always worth us dollar. Here's their site https://t.co/QTj7WMOB0h— Lord Blockchain (@lordbeef) January 20, 2018
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
can't figure out if this is a Grand Chaos Felony or Technically Not Illegal
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
There are regulations prohibiting price manipulation of securities, commodities, and currencies, but I don't think there's been any agreement on which, if any, it is. By contrast I don't know if there's any regulation against price manipulation of something like collectibles, although it might violate state consumer fraud statutes.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link
https://stripe.com/blog/ending-bitcoin-support
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
wait do people actually still pay for stuff with Bitcoins
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
it’s the only currency my child-blood supplier will accept
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I always have to pay in bitcoin to get the top-shelf krokodil, the stuff that melts your face all the way off.
― the smartest persin in the room (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link
The idea is that each tether (USDT) is always worth us dollar.
(picks up a rock off the ground) I have an idea this is worth a dollar. Whattaya think?
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link
lol so this whole thing is like a poker game where there's $25,000 worth of chips on the table but the cashier only has $200, which the other players recognize is a problem until one of them speaks up and says "I know how we solve this, lets put another $10,000 in chips on the table"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
sometimes I feel pain when I think of how much it would be worth now if I'd put £10 into Bitcoin back when I first heard of it
I've been consoling myself with the oft-repeated claim that this shit is near-impossible to cash out in quantity, but apparently an idiot of my acquaintance made a million and actually did manage (so I am told) to cash out
*shakes fist at universe*
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:25 (six years ago) link
If it's any consolation, I like to think of these people, via:
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 23, 2018 7:54 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I remember loads of news reports of two, three years ago of people paying for their cuppa joe or carrot cake just for the rolling camera of the news, to show how it's done. That's tens of thousands of dollars down the drain alone.
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link
well still nothing on the dude who spent 10,000 Bitcoins on 2 pizzas years ago
that said I'm not convinced that any of these people would have actually held on until it hit $16k or whatever. they all sound like the degen sports betters I knew who always "just knew" some weird parlay they almost bet was gonna come through, which in reality just means they would've delayed going broke for a month
― frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
yeah, I'm not that mad that I sold the 1 bitcoin I had purchased at $350-400 for $1000ish (and the .1 left over when it was $17k) - I sure as fuck would have sold it at small multiples of that $1k well before it peaked.
― louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link
that said I'm not convinced that any of these people would have actually held on until it hit $16k or whatever.
Def, that's key. Can hardly blame most; it's a trve believer of new currency vs robo-currency-million-dollar-baby-condo-in-la traderrrr thing. It shifted when the coin blew up. Even the true believers stopped paying for their coffees with it, and are bawling right now in their ripped Hawaiian t-shirts, because what was once a currency blew up partly due to their enthusiasm, and grew into a scheme.
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link
― louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, January 23, 2018 5:09 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, this is a really important lesson to learn before hindsight-bashing one's investment decisions -- even where you could have held on longer, it's very unlikely that you would have held on long enough, because at the time you had no way to know a crash wasn't around the corner.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
Also people tend to remember their near-wins and forget their losses.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link
helps that I was buying to use it coughcough and didn't so the increase in value was just a bonus all around
― louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link
yeah apparently bitcoin is something called "parabolic" and it's only at the start of the curve... my nephew told me that in 25 years my 0.0001 bitcoins will be worth several hundred thousand dollars - very exciting!
― Frobisher, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link
i got this coin called LorentzianCoin. it is exponential and it's only the start of the curve.
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link
Yep, every single one of my friends that bought Bitcoin early sold years ago when it was 2x or 3x, as I would have done
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
this is some kind of allegory right? https://www.coindesk.com/amazon-user-orders-bitcoin-miner-gets-boss-baby-dvd-instead/
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link
P.S. guys, I have a new form of currency, it's called BossBabyDVDCoin, and it's so hot right now.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link
i'm enjoying the thought of tether, a bitcoin pegged at $1
congrats, you've released unknown megatons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to literally reinvent the dollar, except it can only be used in an extremely limited set of outlets to acquire goods like experimental pharmaceuticals, weapons-grade plutonium and live human children
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link
TBF my attempts at sending envelopes stuffed with $1 bills as payment for goods on the dark web have been a mixed bag at best.
― Senior Soft-Serve Tech at the Froyo Arroyo (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
now that TitCoin investments have paid off it looks like time to make a deposit to DiaperCoin
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/migos-talk-cardi-b-new-album-success-weed-money-ambition-w515665
Offset is constantly talking about money, either his plans to make or to spend it. He loves to floss, but he really loves being able to take care of his family. "I want to have generational money," he says. "I got three kids, bro. I need all my kids to be educated and wealthy." His children are eight, two and two. No, the two-year-olds aren't twins. "I don't want to be one of those rappers who had it but right now they be on a TV show to keep them going," Offset says. "I would rather be out the scene, getting my money on Bitcoin."Oh, how much do you have in Bitcoin now?"I don't like to discuss my investments."
Oh, how much do you have in Bitcoin now?
"I don't like to discuss my investments."
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
Wise
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
no Coincoin yet?!
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8VYAAOSwImRYRs2A/s-l300.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link
here we go again
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-cryptocurrency/tokyo-based-cryptocurrency-exchange-hacked-losing-530-million-nhk-idUSKBN1FF29C
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link
I had forgotten that the Mt Gox hack was so large -- 850,000 bitcoins would be worth about $9.3 billion today.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
LOl Magic the gathering as unlikely world financial giant
I would definitely buy Jerimahpuddleduckcoin
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link
second largest cryptoc hack
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link
didn't stuff like this used to effect the price somewhat
― frogbs, Friday, 26 January 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
The price seems basically inexplicable to me atm. Even the price manipulation thesis is hard to believe -- with other cryptos sure but bitcoin seems to big and widespread for the price to be propped up in this kind of sustained way. Has to just be hype and true believers I guess.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 26 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
The beatrix potter coins were real, and circulated, but I've never seen a single one
https://www.westminstercollection.com/p-762M/The-2016-and-2017-Beatrix-Potter-Coin-Packs.aspx
― koogs, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link
i was just looking for any coin with a duck on it for an obscure joke, don't mind me
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 January 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link
i would have sex with all this bitcoins
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:33 (six years ago) link
only for the oculus rift
― infinity (∞), Friday, 26 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4v8rLEI4Pg
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 27 January 2018 01:34 (six years ago) link
as ned would say, astounding
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 January 2018 08:54 (six years ago) link
Woah
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
my bitcoin friend is really into mining Garlic Coin right now
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 29 January 2018 23:06 (six years ago) link
C.T.F.K.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 29 January 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link
(Catch the Falling Knife)
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 29 January 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
there goes my pension
Three blockchain experts linked to a bizarre cryptocurrency startup that sought to raise $6.5 million before vanishing have told Business Insider that they are victims of identity theft and have nothing to do with the company.The startup, called Prodeum, had billed itself as developing a system to use blockchain technology for agricultural commodities, like fruits and vegetables. But Prodeum caused waves online Sunday evening after trying to sell tokens to investors through a risky fundraising technique and subsequently disappearing from the web, leaving only the word "penis" on its homepage.
The startup, called Prodeum, had billed itself as developing a system to use blockchain technology for agricultural commodities, like fruits and vegetables.
But Prodeum caused waves online Sunday evening after trying to sell tokens to investors through a risky fundraising technique and subsequently disappearing from the web, leaving only the word "penis" on its homepage.
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:00 (six years ago) link
penis
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:05 (six years ago) link
― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGUSRGYz7_g
― mark s, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link
(the zero is a penis)
― mark s, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link
Sounds like some lucky investors got introduced to the old Pen 15 club.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
i hadn't realized how much this has ruined the video card market
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link
the $380 msrp card i bought last March now near impossible to find for under 1k
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:41 (six years ago) link
bit1bit/Submitnoun1.a small piece, part, or quantity of something."give the duck a bit of bread"
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link
down 37% this month
could stare at this thing all day. no wonder so many people love gambling on this
http://bitcoinity.org/
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
horse races are even more fun and a great social activity
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
but you have to be around other people
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
it's like milk
does a body good
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 1 February 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link
Bitcoin looking close to smashing through another critical support floor!
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
Lovin it
― calstars, Thursday, 1 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
It's cool guys it's going back up.
― how's life, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link
BTFD
― gr8080, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/q6ryqko18w801.jpg
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
more like guess the dip
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
more like it dips, you dip, we dip
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
You know what goes REALLY good with dip?
https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/15118200?wid=3000&qlt=70&fmt=pjpeg
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
7 layers of ranch dip
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
ripple has the better odds and is the crypto-c that can be defended the most using reason though
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link
you cannot win at this by using reason
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link
it's the better educated guess, i don't think you understand how ripple works if you think that though
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link
https://globalcoinreport.com/heres-ripple-xrp-sbi-deal/
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
it can be faster and scale better and still not offer the security or services I envision being required for wide adoption as currency
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
but sbi is already adopting it, making it widely adopted...
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
ok. change that to "sustained wide adoption"
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link
this was last year's news but
https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/sbi-ripple-asia-forms-credit-card-industry-consortium-japan-%E2%80%8E/
SBI Ripple Asia has signed a partnership agreement with some of the largest credit card companies in Japan in a bid to bring Ripple’s enterprise blockchain solutions to the Japanese market of payment cards....The consortium will initially be composed of three major credit card providers including JCB, Sumitomo Mitsui Card and Credit Saison. This significant industry milestone will materially improve the user experience and make it easier than ever for mainstream consumers and businesses to tap into the Ripple ecosystem.
...
The consortium will initially be composed of three major credit card providers including JCB, Sumitomo Mitsui Card and Credit Saison. This significant industry milestone will materially improve the user experience and make it easier than ever for mainstream consumers and businesses to tap into the Ripple ecosystem.
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
it has only been one month and a bit
thing is, there is absolutely no doubt that cryptocurrency is here to say, people just don't know if any current ones will be used, but the model will be used for future transactions, so saying "bitcoins lol" is missing the point
the biggest risk for ripple is xrp being tied to btc right now
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
blockchain having its use does not mean you can't lose money betting on the wrong implementation. I am one of the least lol bitcoin people round here.
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
so which one did you put money on?
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
the stock market
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
i mean i understand the similarities but that's just a different conversation
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
bitcoins lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
What do you guys think of Civil TokensI am doing a project where I will be paid 25% in them and 75% in ‘fiat’
― Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link
100% fiat option was not allowed
― Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link
http://www.niemanlab.org/2017/10/civil-the-blockchain-based-journalism-marketplace-is-building-its-first-batch-of-publications/
I think you're doing a job for 75%.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link
Readers will support reporters using “CVL” tokens, Civil’s cryptocurrency, giving them a speculative stake in the currency that will — hopefully — increase in value as more people buy in over time. This, Civil, hopes will encourage more people to invest in the marketplaces, creating a self-sustaining system that will help fund more reporting.
Or maybe the journalism version of the $20 floating around a bar that each bartender tips the next one when they come in on their day off.
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link
milo otm xp -- make sure whatever 75% is = 100% of what you think the job is worth.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link
cool the profit motive is always conducive to great reporting
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link
cryptocurrency (bitcoin, cvl) as ponzi scheme is a popular criticism, right?
was reading this guy's blog or something in the morning and he was saying ponzi will be long forgotten, and people will call it satoshi schemes in the future
i think this was discussed earlier in one of the bitcoin threads but this is the basic principle of currency/money, though
if enough people gave value to a block of cheese we would pay everything in edam, havarti, gorgonzola, etc.
and we'd all be gouda
― infinity (∞), Friday, 2 February 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link
i like betamax
― akm, Friday, 2 February 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
Not all cryptocurrencies are Ponzi schemes but stuff like Ripple or this Civil where all the coins are mined and owned by one entity who parcel them out certainly sounds sketchy to me.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link
Works for actual fiat tho
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link
Um...you can’t mine ripple...
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link
One big argument against the likelihood of bitcoin taking off is that it depends on a degree of consensus at a time when consensus reality is unraveling.
― Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 February 2018 00:58 (six years ago) link
xp - yeah, because it was 'premined.' The people behind it just did the mining.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link
Xpost yeah the 75% is a more than decent pay rate for the project by itself. The crypto part will just be a novelty for me.
― Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link
I feel like bitcoin is too elaborate to have been dreamed up purely as a fraud.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
James Mickens' bit about BitCoin is good/funny:
https://youtu.be/tF24WHumvIc?t=825
― davey, Saturday, 3 February 2018 10:40 (six years ago) link
I feel like bitcoin is too elaborate to have been dreamed up purely as a fraud.― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 3 February 2018 1:40 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 3 February 2018 1:40 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It feels like an elaborate social science experiment, like if L Ron Hubbard was an economist and someone bet him if he could start his own currency.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 February 2018 10:56 (six years ago) link
Nail square on the head!
― Cork Taint (Old Lunch), Saturday, 3 February 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link
milo
so the way you’re using mining doesn’t make any sense under any definition to be quite honest
to me, ripple is a less decentralized system (some would say centralized). bitcoin is the decentralized system by which all other systems are measured, so you need actual miners to keep it running
you can be part of a bitcoin network and get paid to be a miner and all that, but the difference is that in ripple there is no miner needed to actually create a new xrp, and not based on the open-source bitcoin blockchain -- the actual term in the ripple/xrp ecosystem is “create an xrp token.” but even xrp tokens do not mean exactly the same thing as other cryptocurrency "tokens." one absolute is that ripple tokens are not "coins," or at least that is what ripple has publicly stated
just so we’re on the same page, mining is a very specific word, and simply put, it means to put a bunch of transactions or strings together to create another btc. the miner then proposes that and it either gets accepted or declined, depending on whether or not it fits the previous transaction on the blockchain, based on a bunch of parameters. if accepted, a new btc is created. this putting-together-of-strings from the wild and submitting it, called "proof of work," is not done when creating xrp tokens. ripple uses its own voting/consensus-based method called ... ripple protocol consensus algorithm: https://ripple.com/files/ripple_consensus_whitepaper.pdf
ripple the company owns, last i checked, ~60% of xrp tokens, and while they can technically pull the plug on the company and potentially all xrp would become obsolete, they drip supply into the ecosystem as they get more deals from trusted financial institutions and to gauge public interest. so far it's doing pretty well, but it is a more conservative way of operating. it would be scammy/sketchy if they flooded the market with xrp tokens, which they can easily do, by, say, 10+ times the current price, but the way they are handling it now seems reasonable to me
another fundamental difference is that ripple has stated it is meant to digitalize transactions when dealing with credit card companies and banks, not as pure "digital money" whereas bitcoins rely heavily on trader-to-trader, ripple relies on trader-to-official institution, if you will, with a product like xrapid that banks are already using. here's my theory: ripple wants to gauge public interest and investment from the average person. once it is sustainable and steady, which it needs to build trust not only among traders but with financial institutions, more banks and financial services will adopt xrp and will be able to trade in it across the globe. i'll give you an example, there are a lot of people in india that want to transfer money to their families in the usa. using a company like western union is very costly and slow. with financial services using xrp in both countries, transferring xrp-to-fiat is now a hell of a lot easier, quicker and way cheaper
milo, i just think the way you're using ‘pre-mined’ is very loaded (i kind of want to say bizspeak too but, i’m willing to hear you out), and, if i’m understanding you correctly, in the sense that you're using it in, can be used to mean almost any and all fiat money -- we’re talking us dollar, the euro, etc. so i mean, to me, saying ‘pre-mined’ misses the point
there’s also questions as to whether or not ripple is an actual cryptocurrency. this all comes down to comparing cryptocurrencies to bitcoin’s model, in my view. bitcoin’s blockchain ledger is easily accessible and decentralized. ripple’s is absolutely not. it is definitely more traditional than other big cryptocurrencies, and having ripple the company be very selective with who gets access to the blockchain, not only makes it way less decentralized/open, but i do agree that in some ways it favours institutions like banks and “trustees.” but in return, you get a stronger, more efficient blockchain, so it’s a trade-off. right now it’s looking like more of a “digital payment protocol”
in my view, as a society, going from traditional fiat money to slightly progressive cryptocurrency combined with a fiat money model is less of a jump/risk, than going from fiat money to a pure decentralized, open-source, super progressive blockchain ledger where trader-to-trader is nearly a free-for-all. which do you think the average person feels more comfortable adopting? most people aren’t high risk-takers
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 3 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
I'm meaning mining quite literally - the people behind it 'mined' the coins in essentially the same way decentralized cryptos are mined, they just did it in advance. If you just want to call it centralized, okay, it doesn't really change the issue.
I'd call centralized cryptocurrencies closer to Amazon gift cards than fiat currency - issued by a central authority, who can parcel it out as it suits them (but without any of the societal investment or oversight and regulation). The US Mint and Treasury Department don't have the same kind of profit motive that a private entity issuing currency does, for that matter.
This is also why they smack of pyramid scheme more than decentralized cryptos, one body holds all the cards from the start and take the fiat currency that everyone actually uses to live on while doling out their coin, if they sell through and it falls to zero they've got their money.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
the people behind it 'mined' the coins in essentially the same way decentralized cryptos are mined, they just did it in advance.― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, February 3, 2018 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, February 3, 2018 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no, actually, bitcoin uses proof of work. ripple uses ripple protocol consensus algorithm, which uses a consensus-based method. like i said:
just so we’re on the same page, mining is a very specific word, and simply put, it means to put a bunch of transactions or strings together to create another btc. the miner then proposes that and it either gets accepted or declined, depending on whether or not it fits the previous transaction on the blockchain, based on a bunch of parameters. if accepted, a new btc is created. this putting-together-of-strings from the wild and submitting it, called "proof of work," is not done when creating xrp tokens. ripple uses its own voting/consensus-based method called ... ripple protocol consensus algorithm: https://ripple.com/files/ripple_consensus_whitepaper.pdf― infinity (∞), Saturday, February 3, 2018 10:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― infinity (∞), Saturday, February 3, 2018 10:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― infinity (∞), Saturday, 3 February 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link
I'm... completely unsure what your point is? The how is pretty irrelevant to the problem of a profit driven central body holding all the coins.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link
How the mining occurs doesn't really change that it's called mining anyway?
https://www.google.com/search?q=premined+ripple&oq=premined+ripple
About 139,000 results (0.65 seconds)
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 3 February 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
down 55% in the last 30 days
― frogbs, Monday, 5 February 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link
it's around 7,400 dollar now, it has already lost 63% from the high (19,800) in december. the bitcoin run is going on...
― Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Monday, 5 February 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link
i know someone who literally put her entire inheritance into bitcoin approx 8 months ago
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link
She has still probably doubled to triple her money, maybe she should get out.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link
always good to stake everything you have on one particular thing iirc
brb gonna remortgage to invest in fedora futures
― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link
just like i said above with xrapid and all of that a few days ago, it is exactly what ripple said it wanted and is continuing to do:
https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/914301/cryptocurrency-news-national-bank-abu-dhabi-ripple-transactions
The move, by the United Arab Emirates biggest lender, will further legitimise and prove Ripple’s business and its bid to make cross border transfers quicker and free.
plus the news of bank of china: https://coinsforest.com/p/6440/
with the news of btc on freefall, ripple has got to somehow disconnect itself from it
pretty interesting!
― infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link
A worrying analysis suggests Bitcoin’s crashing price could fall lower. Tether, a crypto-token tied to the value of a U.S. dollar, is revealed in a new report as having a strong relationship to the price of bitcoin. What’s worse, the current slide in the value of bitcoin seems tied to news around the controversial token.
https://qz.com/1196866/bitcoin-prices-could-be-40-lower-because-tether-propped-it-up/
https://www.inverse.com/article/40944-bitcoin-tether-80-percent-price-drop-cryptocurrency
― infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link
Wow, Civil.
"Sustainable newsmaking backed by ethical AI, smart contract collaboration and crypto-sponsorships" something something disrupt something
― mick signals, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:08 (six years ago) link
How soon till "First Fleet Newsmaker" SFJ tries to pay for a lap dance in 75% fiat, 25% CVL?
― mick signals, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
as soon as the robots get here
― infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZUG3S-fgf4
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 10:51 (six years ago) link
coin bros are the best act of 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV-vdI2CzMc
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
https://coingape.com/hodl-in-us-senate-thanks-to-cftc-chairman-christopher-giancarlo/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWQmQ_0Ovxs
― papa poutine (∞), Friday, 9 February 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVsIPD0VoAAkMF1.jpg:large
― mark s, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link
is that related to thishttps://www.wired.com/story/classic-scam-steals-bitcoin-on-twitter/amp
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link
lol i have no idea, i don't really look for narrative logic connecting the various snapshots i get of mcafee's life
― mark s, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
he's like the quincy jones of literally nothing makes sense any more
― mark s, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link
if nothing else, mcafee succeeds in intimidation. i would never, ever approach his house in TN, he's fucking crazy
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 February 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
Salon.com supposedly now uses its visitors' CPU cycles to mine Bitcoin:https://www.ft.com/content/acc26c6a-10a1-11e8-8cb6-b9ccc4c4dbbb(paywalled)
― Dan I., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link
maybe I'm using the term "cpu cycle" wrong. They're mining cryptocurrency with their visitors' computer processors.
― Dan I., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link
mookie posted about that in the other thread earlier today. speaking of, it's kind of hilarious and appropriate for bitcoins and cryptocurrency discussion that we have a Bitcoins thread and a bit¢oin$ thread, both with well over 1000 posts
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
yea the thread forked, sorry guys
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
btw just lol if you don't think ilxor.com is doing this
that's... fucking crazy
what's crazier is that i have an anti-mining extension installed along with my ad-blocker already. 2018 holla
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link
Ah! I thought I was on the other thread, sorry! Should have known it would have already been posted
― Dan I., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link
oh no worries, i get the two threads confused all the time!
https://i.imgur.com/9gf7ZG4.gif
"there's got to be a better way"
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
btw just lol if you don't think ilxor.com is doing this― frogbs, Tuesday, February 13, 2018 9:03 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― frogbs, Tuesday, February 13, 2018 9:03 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is it rly? that's... kind of outrageous if true
― davey, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link
it is not
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link
you heard it here first, folks: get in early on bitcoiin2gen, the choice of portly putin-apologists everywhere
ZEN MASTER STEVEN SEAGAL HAS BECOME THE BRAND AMBASSADOR OF BITCOIIN2GENFebruary 13, 2018, Hong Kong: Hollywood actor Steven Seagal has become a believer of Bitcoiin2Gen, the Hollywood action star will be representing the leading cryptocurrency organization, Bitcoiin2Gen, as brand ambassador.Steven Seagal is an American actor, producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist, and musician who holds American, Russian, and Serbian citizenship.As a Buddhist, Zen teacher, and healer, Steven lives by the principles that the development of the physical self is essential to protect the spiritual man. He believes that what he does in his life is about leading people into contemplation to wake them up and enlighten them in some manner. These are precisely the objectives of the Bitcoiin2Gen to empower the community by providing a decentralized P2P payment system with its own wallet, mining ecosystem and robust blockchain platform without the need of any third party.Zen Master, Steven mentioned an old Chinese saying “Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate”. by Chuang Tsu.For Bitcoiin2Gen, the choice of Zen Master, Steven Seagal is obvious as brand ambassador, this extends our long-term commitment towards the community.Steven Seagal is a man of diverse character whose spiritual beliefs and humanity are woven into every aspect of his life. Most of us know Steven for his roles as an action hero, Call it an obsession or a calling but Steven mastered Martial Arts at an early age, becoming a 7th-degree black belt and Aikido master. His films include box office successes such as Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Above the Law, Under Siege, Executive Decision, The Glimmer Man, and Exit Wounds to name a few, are all loved for their storylines and fast-paced Hollywood action. Most importantly, it is his genuine care for others that drives him to unselfishly give his time and financial support to many charities across the world. His support of environmental causes, animal rights, children in need and HIV/AIDS efforts is undeniable and an important part of his daily schedule. Steven Seagal is a versatile talent and an intricate human being, whose passion, selflessness, integrity, and character are embodied in his work.
February 13, 2018, Hong Kong: Hollywood actor Steven Seagal has become a believer of Bitcoiin2Gen, the Hollywood action star will be representing the leading cryptocurrency organization, Bitcoiin2Gen, as brand ambassador.
Steven Seagal is an American actor, producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist, and musician who holds American, Russian, and Serbian citizenship.
As a Buddhist, Zen teacher, and healer, Steven lives by the principles that the development of the physical self is essential to protect the spiritual man. He believes that what he does in his life is about leading people into contemplation to wake them up and enlighten them in some manner. These are precisely the objectives of the Bitcoiin2Gen to empower the community by providing a decentralized P2P payment system with its own wallet, mining ecosystem and robust blockchain platform without the need of any third party.
Zen Master, Steven mentioned an old Chinese saying “Flow with whatever may happen and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate”. by Chuang Tsu.
For Bitcoiin2Gen, the choice of Zen Master, Steven Seagal is obvious as brand ambassador, this extends our long-term commitment towards the community.
Steven Seagal is a man of diverse character whose spiritual beliefs and humanity are woven into every aspect of his life. Most of us know Steven for his roles as an action hero, Call it an obsession or a calling but Steven mastered Martial Arts at an early age, becoming a 7th-degree black belt and Aikido master. His films include box office successes such as Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Above the Law, Under Siege, Executive Decision, The Glimmer Man, and Exit Wounds to name a few, are all loved for their storylines and fast-paced Hollywood action. Most importantly, it is his genuine care for others that drives him to unselfishly give his time and financial support to many charities across the world. His support of environmental causes, animal rights, children in need and HIV/AIDS efforts is undeniable and an important part of his daily schedule. Steven Seagal is a versatile talent and an intricate human being, whose passion, selflessness, integrity, and character are embodied in his work.
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link
The coiin so libertarian they had to put two i’s in it
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link
biitcoiin will be along in a couple of weeks, championed by chuck norriis
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link
Siign me up, his sidekick was brutal, you know the coin will deliver
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link
bitcoiin desiigner
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link
i stayed out of bitcoin, dogecoin, litecoin and etherium, but i'm probably going to dump my savings into bitcoiin. the extra I stands for "imazing"
― tweedyman, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 15:54 (six years ago) link
a new Biitcoin2Gen will be minted every time steven seagal punches someone in the face and/or achieves a zenlike trance state
― i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link
Crypto-currency craze 'hinders search for alien life'
― sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
on the shelf next to my gaming station, you will find my segal tapes. the glimmer man vhs case has a false bottom. within it's hidden chamber, you'll find a private key for my bitcoiin2gen investments, north of 6 million dollars. my entire estate. i knew that you, my children, would not dream of throwing out or selling my precious segal tapes after I passed.
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
character used wrong form of 'its' because he's dumb, you see
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
bi-itcoin making gender equal crytpoc since 2018
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/Venezuela-Raises-735-million-in-ONE-DAY-from-sales-of-New-Oil-Backed-Petro-Cryptocurrency-20180221-0019.html
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 February 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link
Venezuela reaching out to the alt-right and libertarians... a very 'nixon in china' moment
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 February 2018 08:10 (six years ago) link
https://www.economist.com/news/finance-and-economics/21737255-switzerland-embraces-digital-currencies-and-crypto-entrepreneurs-banking-centre
Switzerland’s famous banking secrecy is falling to a global assault on money-laundering and tax evasion. But financial security remains in demand. The country should seek to become the “crypto-nation”, said the economy minister, Johann Schneider-Ammann, last month. Zug aims to be the capital of that nation.
☺️
― bald butte (∞), Thursday, 22 February 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
Nation 2.0Nation-as-a-ServiceCrypto-Nation
― mick signals, Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link
zug nation
― bald butte (∞), Thursday, 22 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link
Zuog aims to be the capital of that nation
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link
i uh waht
https://i.redditmedia.com/uhglBTPse1FkkOjo6vJhIq4bYD3IQI5Ch4qKWc4mpYI.jpg?w=514&s=c4bf0eaa77b5bd46842110802a09006c
― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link
wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:42 (six years ago) link
I'm opening for Ghostface Killah at a cryptocurrency conference today at SXSW, so come through if you want to learn about ICOs changing influencer marketing or see a Wu-Tang legend rap https://t.co/7clH0w8gge— Josh Constine (@JoshConstine) March 14, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/519521286033125377/ZF3zRetl_400x400.png
Surely GZA or especially killah priest would be more apt??!
― when worlds collide I'll see you again (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
The son of Ol' Dirty Bastard, the late hip-hop artist and Wu-Tang Clan member who passed away in 2004, is launching a cryptocurrency.Young Dirty, real name Bar-Son James, is the face of the appropriately named Dirty Coin.
Young Dirty, real name Bar-Son James, is the face of the appropriately named Dirty Coin.
― mick signals, Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
What role does Ghostface Killah play in Cream Capital?Ghostface Killah serves as a vessel to increase brand awareness surrounding Cream Capital and cryptocurrencies. He plays a very active role in the day-to-day business operations and direction of the company. He understands the fundamentals of blockchain technology and the importance and gravity of the technology. He is not a random celebrity that is lending his name to a project. Wu-Tang is for the children and the children will use the blockchain.
Ghostface Killah serves as a vessel to increase brand awareness surrounding Cream Capital and cryptocurrencies. He plays a very active role in the day-to-day business operations and direction of the company. He understands the fundamentals of blockchain technology and the importance and gravity of the technology. He is not a random celebrity that is lending his name to a project. Wu-Tang is for the children and the children will use the blockchain.
― mick signals, Thursday, 15 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link
'Big bitcoin heist' suspect escapes prison and flees Iceland 'on PM's plane'https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/apr/18/big-bitcoin-heist-suspect-sindri-thor-stefansson-escapes-prison-flees-iceland-pm-katrin-jakobsdottir-plane
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 April 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link
I liked the “Prison breaks in Iceland usually mean someone just fled to get drunk,” quote.
― brain (krakow), Thursday, 19 April 2018 08:15 (six years ago) link
I love Iceland
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link
brilliant story.made my day yesterday when i heard about it.
― mark e, Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link
did anybody else think for just a moment, like i did, that the king of Swaziland had renamed his country after a cryptocurrency? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/19/swaziland-king-renames-country-kingdom-of-eswatini
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 April 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link
are there any movies about "big bitcoin heists" yet? Can't wait for the Hackers-style attempts to make typing into action.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
the entire movie is composed of screenshots
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 19 April 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link
feel like I finally understand how a blockchain works after reading this: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/fgfvoprgbu251kjgrxys.jpg
― silverfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
cartoon iguana otm
― davey, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eckIkVC.jpg
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 August 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/03/09/bitcoin-mining-energy-prices-smalltown-feature-217230
stupid cryptocurrency
― niels, Saturday, 1 September 2018 09:21 (five years ago) link
Over the past two years, and especially during 2017, when the price of a single bitcoin jumped from $1,000 to more than $19,000, the region has taken on the vibe of a boomtown. Across the three rural counties of the Mid-Columbia Basin—Chelan, Douglas and Grant—orchards and farm fields now share the rolling landscape with mines of every size, from industrial-scale facilities to repurposed warehouses to cargo containers and even backyard sheds. Outsiders are so eager to turn the basin’s power into cryptocurrency that this winter, several would-be miners from Asia flew their private jet into the local airport, took a rental car to one of the local dams, and, according to a utility official, politely informed staff at the dam visitors center, “We want to see the dam master because we want to buy some electricity.”
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 September 2018 12:53 (five years ago) link
HFS am I ready for a crash
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 3 September 2018 06:33 (five years ago) link
`maybe blockchain ....there are people trying to make that work https://t.co/vbWV31AGPd— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) September 4, 2018
― sciatica, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link
Alas, you can expect the price to shoot up again when the inevitable next financial crisis hits.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
https://www.bitcoinplus.com/message
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link
With the many problems banks and central banks have caused over the y eas I think bitcoin is looking better all the time. At least bitcoin is not just created magically with nothing to back it.
The price of bitcoin went way up last year and crashed but since its creation in 2011 its steadily risen. I don't see why it would fall in the future. Of course no one can predict the future, but it seems like , as you say Trotsky, its a hedge against human bungling and greed in the global financial scamworld of banks
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
bitcoin is not just created magically with nothing to back it
yes it is
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link
what about the hash!
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link
can I eat hash
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
The price of bitcoin went way up last year and crashed but since its creation in 2011 its steadily risen. I don't see why it would fall in the future.
hard to know you've reached the bottom of a crash. depending on when you thought the 2000 telecom crash hit bottom, you could be red for a long time, even with a steady rise.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
you can eat it , smoke it, and verify worth with it
the central banks are regulated by stodgy politically motivated reptilians - I'd rather rely on a mathematical function
plus newegg.com takes bitcoins
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link
so hedge with ethereum investment?
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
hedge with a storage space full of funko pops
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link
hedging a blockchain investment with another blockchain investment? LOL
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
but be careful -- diversify your funko pop category portfolio. it's a jungle out there.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link
xp tbf he could hedge btc with btc...futures. now we're making money.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
it seems like if you had something like blockchain wallet and coudl exchange bitcoin and ethereum with minimal fees you could play them off each other like north lorea plays the US off china
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
so how do you buy derivatives or something where you make money when bitcoin falls in value - God the world of finance is so freaking convoluted
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
there's a site that lets you do just that but you can't use it in America
― frogbs, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
forget it ! Its bitcointown!
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link
here you go my friend https://www.bitmex.com/
Bitcoin is virtually useless as a currency but as a commodity you can gamble on it's pretty good
― frogbs, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
The CFO said Goldman is working on a type of derivative for bitcoin because "clients want it."
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/06/goldman-sachs-cfo-calls-reports-of-shutting-down-crypto-desk-fake-news.html
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link
"A trader wants to goes long 10 XBT of TRON futures contracts, which trades at 0.0200 XBT. As the leverage is 20x, the trader only needs 0.5 XBT of margin for this trade."
now we are getting in too deep
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link
you can do 100x leverage. shoot for the moon. even if you fail, you'll still land among the stars
― frogbs, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
McAfee
The first Bitcoin forecast that I want to discuss with you is by John McAfee, the creator of the popular anti-virus software McAfee. McAfee is well-known in the cryptocurrency industry because he makes lots of insane price predictions on Twitter, however, it has since been revealed that crypto projects pay him more than $100,000 to do so.Anyway, in 2017, MacAfee said that Bitcoin would reach $500,000 in 2020, and if it didn’t, he would eat his private parts live on TV! If you didn’t think this was crazy enough, McAfee then increased his Bitcoin price prediction 2020 to $1 million! To be honest, he seems rather confident to me.
https://www.bitdegree.org/tutorials/bitcoin-price-prediction-2020/#Bitcoin_Price_Prediction_2020
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link
I went to my local coffee shop and the barista didn't talk to me about it. The delivery guy as well, not a word, zip.
Even in my local bar, I must have overheard 3 or 4 conversations, every one literally the same, not a mention of bitcoin. Even the bartender was at it, ethereum, ethereum, ethereum, literally absent from every sentence
is it.....time to go all in?
― anvil, Sunday, 14 October 2018 10:13 (five years ago) link
Incidentally just came across this on my lunch break pic.twitter.com/w2NuIbhs0h— Bryan Ma (@bryanbma) October 15, 2018
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 15 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link
A couple years back I used to work at a BTC-related startup, which was hell, but I met some cool folks there. I've now reunited with the good people at another startup in more or less the same sector. It may drive me insane in a year or two but in the meantime, I gotta eat.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
no shame. got those bits yo
― self (alomar lines), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:07 (five years ago) link
Simon HODL
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link
It is interesting, when you're in the space, to observe the interaction between true believers and cautious employees/careerists. I'm beginning to realize the latter group dwarfs the former at this point in time.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link
this could probably lead to a wolf of mt gox book deal someday. Take notes!
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
joeks but hoping this all goes well for you
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link
I feel like the popular fervor has died down now but I kind of expect there to be another wave next financial crisis. It will play the role gold did last time.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link
I literally said "love to do crimes on day one" aloud to a co-worker after a client asked us to perform an ethically dubious task lol
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:30 (five years ago) link
The next financial crisis will be huge for crypto for sure.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 04:31 (five years ago) link
feds are better at controlling currency than algorithms and they don't waste as much energy.
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:29 (five years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46150107
― Neil S, Friday, 9 November 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
not @ the link, just a general lol
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link
I watch a lot of Shark Tank now and it occurred to me that bitcoin is just like every single product that gets brought on where the entrepreneur is like "this is going to take over the world because x y z" and the sharks are like "Sounds great but you have no sales"
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
HODL not the best investment strategy for moving through a bubble
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 November 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/9ylaxp/the_rocket_has_taken_off/
simple but effective imo
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
looool
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link
https://exchangewar.info/
someone's having a good day
― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link
That made me look into wtf Tether is and HOO boy.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
yea Tether is amusing in that it's both an attempt to reverse-engineer real money AND a blatantly illegal financial scheme in which the creators just "invent" billions of dollars
― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link
Enron?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link
https://breakermag.com/trapped-at-sea-with-cryptos-nouveau-riche/
― sleeve, Friday, 7 December 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link
^^^ excellent writing. confirms my bias that crypto is a cult of thirsty dudebros above all
― davey, Friday, 7 December 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
yeah it's a great article
― sleeve, Friday, 7 December 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
yup, handy encapsulation of everything that's horribly wrong in the space
― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 7 December 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGuH0vBLLs
― mick signals, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
roffle
― davey, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/02/crypto-exchange-says-it-cant-repay-145-million-to-clients-after-founder-dies-with-only-password/
― koogs, Monday, 4 February 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link
whoops
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link
My 'lol' and 'sad' levels were fluctuating wildly as I read that story.
― See you later, I'm going to go take a look at this suicide robot. (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 February 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
Not convinced yet that the guy is actually dead
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 4 February 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
“This is a tough lesson learned,” Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic told CBC
at least i got a new screen name out of it i guess
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link
srsly tho it's great that crypto companies are run so competently that a guy dropping dead can just wipe out 190mil, v cool new money system we have here
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link
If there was ever a time to amass a crypto-fortune and then pull a D.B. Cooper in the hopes that a septuagenarian judge will throw up his hands in confusion at the blockchain jargon used to explain the inaccessibility of the funds in question...that time is now.
― Why have more than 1,000 of my bucks disappearded? (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:00 (five years ago) link
“Sorry bros”
― calstars, Monday, 4 February 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
look far be it from me to suggest that crypto's uniquely insane weaknesses to scamming means that it is uniquely attractive to scammers but
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
might try to get in touch with this dude via Ouija board later today
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link
https://pics.me.me/john-cena-laughing-19985692.png
is p much how I feel about that
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 4 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
good lord
― the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
ive a fella works beside me keeps telling me his e-purse is worth 3 million spends the rest of his time complaining he cant get a loan to cover his kitchen extension
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link
i was giving him the benefit of the doubt for a long time due to a language barrier issue but ive decided hes quite the most stupid human ive seen earn a midrange salary
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
Just realized I've met Gerald Cotten lol
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/researcher-counts-the-reasons-he-wants-cryptocurrency-burned-with-fire/
nicholas weaver not mincing words here
― The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
so, nothing about the environmental consequences?
there was a clip on Click, the bbc's weekly technology thing, on a bitcoin farm in iceland (20,000 desktops) that was burning 1M euros in energy costs a month (despite being in iceland and using lots of passive cooling). this was deemed ok by the owner because it was mining "millions" in bitcoin a day.
15:50 here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0b0bk8t/click-mining-for-money
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 09:56 (five years ago) link
(actually he does mention the waste. but that wasn't reflected in the headings.)
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 09:59 (five years ago) link
At least Iceland is 100% renewable thanks to all the geothermal power plants. This is very much the exception.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 09:59 (five years ago) link
For anyone interested in the Quadriga disaster / why things so frequently go wrong in the crypto space generally, some very smart people and I dive into the story and some of the more conspiratorial angles making the rounds here.
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Friday, 8 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link
For anyone interested in the Quadriga disaster / why things so frequently go wrong in the crypto space generally, some very smart people and I dive into the story and some of the more conspiratorial angles making the rounds here🕸.
― beard papa, Friday, 8 February 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link
hmm I'll have to look into that
I heard more about this story today but not at liberty to discuss it :/
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Friday, 8 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link
"We are now spending more electricity mining bitcoin than is produced by all the worlds solar panels combined. So we have eliminated all the progress that we made on green energy, just through bitcoin use."https://t.co/IrhMTMtWrR— Mike Perham (@mperham) February 22, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 February 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link
the electricity drain from cryptocurrency IS a big problem, but the quote doesn't appear in the NYT op-ed that the tweet links to. deep in the comments to the tweet, someone mentions that actually the quote came from this article (https://www.vox.com/energy-and-environment/2019/2/22/18188562/climate-change-david-wallace-wells-the-uninhabitable-earth), but it's not in there either. someone else thinks it was in the vox piece, but was deleted:
Very interesting - it seems like they deleted the quote without mention. Thanks @internetarchive: https://t.co/Jz5sGOol86 pic.twitter.com/qSyg0czZmm— Michel Rauchs (@mrauchs) February 23, 2019
and someone ELSE thinks that the error originated from a conflation between gigawatts and gigawatt-hours, two very different units of electricity usage.
to sum up, arrrrrgh
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 04:45 (five years ago) link
*chef finger kisses*
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47454528
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
"died in India" ie ran off with all these hipster crypto-fucks money. He's probably sleeping on Lord Lucan's couch.
― just another country (snoball), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/5971/production/_105479822_hi044540818.jpg
this picture of a real bitcoin tickles me
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link
what a shocking plot twist, who could have foreseen that someone involved in crypto would be a scammer
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link
If anyone's reading this who didn't foresee that, I have some real estate that you might be interested in...
― just another country (snoball), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:34 (five years ago) link
sorry all my money's tied up in a really exciting iraqi dinar/blockchain opportunity right now
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:40 (five years ago) link
Unlike some other people, I am fairly convinced Cotten is dead. Likeliest story is that one of his even shadier business partners managed to take advantage of a window of opportunity when he fell ill.
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link
you have to hand it to The Men of Bitcoin, you get none of these shenanigans with boring old government-backed currencies
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
bitcoin?
shitcoin morelike
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link
"shitcoin" is already a widely used term for all non-BTC coins
try harder bg, I know you can
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link
that sounds right to me. you don't have to fake your own death to steal crypto, you can just "lose" the "key"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link
bitcoin more like
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/02/83/8b0283b5a45efb3b8ae1c61174193162.jpg
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
"shitcoin" is already a widely used term for all non-BTC coinstry harder bg, I know you can
fuck, owned by the bitcoin community
er... ungoodcoin morelike
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link
sir, please leave
― Neil S, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
In Dark Web We Trust
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
― just another country (snoball), Tuesday, March 5, 2019 5:25 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jesus, the word hipsters is abused all over the place but using it to refer to crypto neckbeards takes the cake
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
yeah I have met a shit ton of crypto people and there isn't a single one who remotely qualifies for that title. completely different set of subcultural cues at work. they're basically just nerds and libertarians (and tech-libertarians)
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/19/asia/thai-sea-home-us-bitcoin-trader-scli-intl/index.html
― mark s, Saturday, 20 April 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
^^^US bitcoin trader and girlfriend could face death penalty over Thai 'seastead'
the seastead looks like crap btw
― mark s, Saturday, 20 April 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Related Article: Dog found swimming 135 miles off the coast of Thailand
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 April 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
things continue to go wellhttps://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/04/26/bitfinex_fraud_claims/
― Neil S, Monday, 29 April 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link
the hilarious legal fall of a man who needs to keep claiming he's satoshi nakamoto:
What does it look like when the world's most impossibly arrogant douchebag wanders into the vipers nest that is a US federal courtroom? It's not good. But it's funny.https://t.co/M4CFG1SAE1— The ALAB Podcast Series (@ALABSeries) September 9, 2019
― mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
Should try and read the O'Hagan piece on Satoshi
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 September 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link
i remember it being readable without being elucidatory lol
― mark s, Monday, 9 September 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaMJi1_1tkA
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 9 September 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
https://www.macrumors.com/2020/03/18/opera-browser-users-buy-bitcoin-apple-pay/
― calstars, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
catering to people who have enough money to fool around with bitcoin investing seems like a way to rake in some of their MSM (Main Stream Money).
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 March 2020 23:48 (four years ago) link
I bought a bitcoin back when they were cheap but I'm not even sure how to sell it or if my paper wallet still works. I probably should have tried to sell it a long time ago.
― The fillyjonk who believed in pandemics (Lily Dale), Thursday, 19 March 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link
more on my good friend, noted philanthropist gerald cotten
The Quadriga cryptocurrency exchange that saw millions of dollars disappear just as its founder died was a "fraud" and Ponzi scheme, according to the Ontario Securities Commission.The regulator said Thursday that Vancouver-based Quadriga's late founder Gerald Cotten committed fraud by opening accounts under aliases and crediting himself with fictitious currency and crypto asset balances, which he traded with unsuspecting clients.Cotten, the OSC said in a new report, ran into a shortfall in assets available to satisfy client withdrawals when the price of the crypto assets changed. He started running a Ponzi scheme that covered the shortfall with other clients' deposits, the agency determined.
The regulator said Thursday that Vancouver-based Quadriga's late founder Gerald Cotten committed fraud by opening accounts under aliases and crediting himself with fictitious currency and crypto asset balances, which he traded with unsuspecting clients.
Cotten, the OSC said in a new report, ran into a shortfall in assets available to satisfy client withdrawals when the price of the crypto assets changed. He started running a Ponzi scheme that covered the shortfall with other clients' deposits, the agency determined.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/osc-quadriga-gerald-cotten-1.5607990
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 12 June 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
are you ready for an imaginary stock market for celebrities that trades in character-specific cryptocurrency that is (and i cannot stress this enough) totally not a scam?https://bitclout.com/
What can happen when you give people the ability to speculate on a person’s reputation? We can’t know for sure, but one of the features that has emerged is what we call “buy and retweet.” Ordinarily, retweeting someone gives you nothing. If that person becomes a superstar because you boosted them, you’ll be lucky if they even remember your name in a few years. In contrast, with BitClout you can buy someone’s coin and then retweet them,which makes it so that you’re not only along for the ride financially if they blow up, but you also get bragging rights. Imagine the difference between being able to say “I retweeted her early on” vs being able to say “I bought her coin when it was $0.50 and now it’s $500-- and by the way I’ve done this hundreds of times, and I can prove it because my track record is on the blockchain.” The latter is clearly a very different game. Moreover, it’s not just a famous person’s game. If you know someone with a lot of clout, or if you know someone who knows someone, you can buy a coin and send it to someone else so that they can buy and retweet them. And thus the incentives go many layers deep. The interesting thing about this mechanic is that it wasn’t even something consciously designed into the product. It exists as an “emergent” phenomenon off of the core creator coin mechanic. What other dynamics could exist that we haven’t yet thought of?
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link
One thing I've never really understood about bitcoin mining: what are these "complex hashing puzzles" that are all ostensibly unique and how are they derived in order to ultimately be solved by the mining process? Does the solving of these puzzles have some sort of ancillary benefit beyond creating unique tokens... (e.g. mathematicians/scientists)? Is there a difference between the type of puzzles that are solved by various bitcoin marketplaces? Is an Ethereum puzzle the same sort of hash problem as a Dogecoin puzzle or whatever? Or are they all competing for the same resource of difficult hash puzzles? What prevents one vendor from tokenizing the result of the same puzzle another has solved?
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link
I don't know the other currencies, but at least for bitcoin, it's not really a variety of puzzles. It's just the same puzzle over and over again with different inputs, and increasing level of difficulty. The inputs to the puzzle are the new transactions that people wish to transact and the history of previous transactions. So the puzzle is kind of an inexhaustible resource. The solutions to these puzzles are of no interest to anyone outside the realm of bitcoin.
― o. nate, Thursday, 8 April 2021 00:33 (three years ago) link
sighthe “world” is going to have a layer of speculation over everything soon, right? A value on absolutely everything? This feels like an onslaught, completely unregulated
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 April 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/05/china-advances-its-war-on-bitcoin-cracks-down-on-mining/
― pomenitul, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
Thank you, President Xi.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
I saw a Tesla with LOVE BTC vanity plates yesterday, bet it’s been a rough fortnight for them.
Happy 10th anniversary, this thread.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link
Heh, good catch.
― pomenitul, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:13 (two years ago) link
Opening post is still otm.
watching the crypto market collapse in real time is literally so joyous https://t.co/vlX9tXo3fe— red instead redemption (@khatange) May 22, 2021
― chihuahuau, Monday, 24 May 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link
Schadenfreude tempered by the fact that everyone in on Bitcoin before September of last year or so is still making out like a bandit.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link
i have to admit that i would love to see bitcoin be a tremendous success in 2014 and all these seemingly deluded nerds walk away with massive payouts and all the internet intelligentsia forced to admit how wrong and cynical they were"it was a gold rush and we missed it... why couldn't i just BELIEVE"― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 9, 2014 it would be so fun― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 9, 2014
it would be so fun― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 9, 2014
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link
Sucks to think about the value of the bitcoins I spent on DMT/assorted psychedelics.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:29 (two years ago) link
I could buy a house. Not a great house but a house.
actually I guess that would have been true ten days ago, now I could buy most of a bad condo.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
On another thread I told the tragic story of how I thought I had a bitcoin all saved up and found out only this year, when I went to sell it, that the friend who bought it for me accidentally spent it back in 2014. Wouldn't have been enough to buy a house, but it could have covered my next year of living expenses now that I've been laid off.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link
Ooof. That’s brutal.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link
I’ve decided that I’m going to join @deeznutscoin_ and what they stand for and I’m going ALL in on DeezNuts! pic.twitter.com/KXBcWoioYi— AB (@AB84) June 2, 2021
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
I never regret not buying any crypto, and I was certainly in a position to buy lots of it when it was a whole lot cheaper
― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
there's a bit in Feels Good Man where a guy buys a picture of homer simpson that's been mspainted over for $60000. he later flipped it for a profit.
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link
please don't ask why but I just watched Ron Paul speak at a Bitcoin conference and it was one of the weirdest, most rambling speeches I've ever seen. dude sounded like he pregamed with two pints of gravel and went 20 minutes over his slot rambling about "cultural marxism" and why we need to be compassionate but also punish anyone who fucks up in life and also seemed to advocate for bringing back prohibition? everyone was buried in their phones and the only applause line he got was when he said the Coronavirus was "made for entertainment purposes". coincidentally not a single masked person in the crowd
― frogbs, Friday, 4 June 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link
OK, so I don't know much about this bullshit, just enough to stay away, but I just saw some CNN story that claimed
US investigators have recovered millions of dollars in cryptocurrency paid in ransom to hackers whose attack prompted the shutdown of the key East Coast pipeline last month, according to people briefed on the matter.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
Bitcoin is pretty traceable IIRC - there was a separate system for laundering Bitcoin when buying drugs on the darknet markets when they were advertising openly on Reddit.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link
right in a sense it's actually the *most* traceable currency out there, every single transaction is public. still, I'm very curious what exactly "recovered" means here
― frogbs, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:30 (two years ago) link
havent read the story but probably they found some of the private keys at some point over the course of the investigation
― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
US investigators have recovered millions of dollars in cryptocurrency paid in ransom to hackers whose attack prompted the shutdown of the key East Coast pipeline last month, according to people briefed on the matter.The Justice Department on Monday is expected to announce details of the operation led by the FBI with the cooperation of the Colonial Pipeline operator, the people briefed on the matter said.The ransom recovery is a rare outcome for a company that has fallen victim to a debilitating cyberattack in the booming criminal business of ransomware.Colonial Pipeline Co. CEO Joseph Blount told The Wall Street Journal In an interview published last month that the company complied with the $4.4 million ransom demand because officials didn't know the extent of the intrusion by hackers and how long it would take to restore operations.But behind the scenes, the company had taken early steps to notify the FBI and followed instructions that helped investigators track the payment to a cryptocurrency wallet used by the hackers, believed to be based in Russia. US officials have linked the Colonial attack to a criminal hacking group known as Darkside that is said to share its malware tools with other criminal hackers. A spokesman for the Justice Department declined to comment, and CNN has reached out to the Colonial Pipeline operator.CNN previously reported that US officials were looking for any possible holes in the hackers' operational or personal security in an effort to identify the actors responsible -- specifically monitoring for any leads that might emerge out of the way they move their money, one of the sources familiar with the effort said.The Biden administration has zeroed in on the less regulated architecture of cryptocurrency payments which allows for greater anonymity as it ramps up its efforts to disrupt the growing and increasingly destructive ransomware attacks, following two major incidents on critical infrastructure."The misuse of cryptocurrency is a massive enabler here," Deputy National Security Advisor Anne Neuberger told CNN. "That's the way folks get the money out of it. On the rise of anonymity and enhancing cryptocurrencies, the rise of mixer services that essentially launder funds.""Individual companies feel under pressure - particularly if they haven't done the cybersecurity work -- to pay off the ransom and move on," Neuberger added. "But in the long-term, that's what drives the ongoing ransom (attacks). The more folks get paid the more it drives bigger and bigger ransoms and more and more potential disruption."While the Biden administration has made clear it needs help from private companies to stem the recent wave of ransomware attacks, federal agencies are adept at tracing currency used to pay ransomware groups, CNN previously reported.But the government's ability to effectively do so in response to a ransomware attack is very "situationally dependent," two sources said last week.One of the sources noted that helping recover money paid to ransomware actors is certainly an area where the US government can provide assistance but noted that success varies dramatically and largely depends on whether there are holes in the attackers' system that can be identified and exploited.In some cases, US officials can find the ransomware operators and "own" their network within hours of an attack, one of the sources explained, noting that allows relevant agencies to monitor the actor's communications and potentially identify additional key players in the group responsible.When ransomware actors are more careful with their operational security, including in how they move money, disrupting their networks or tracing the currency becomes more complicated, the sources added."It's really a mixed bag," they told CNN, referring to the varying degrees of sophistication demonstrated by groups involved in these attacks.One of the sources also cautioned against putting too much stock in US government actions, telling CNN that the unique circumstances around each attack and level of detail needed to effectively take action against these groups is part of the reason there is "no silver bullet" when it comes to countering ransomware attacks."It will take improved defenses, breaking up the profitability of ransomware and directed action on the attackers to make this stop," the source added, making clear that disrupting and tracing cryptocurrency payments is only one part of the equation.That sentiment has been echoed by cybersecurity experts who agree that ransomware actors use cryptocurrency to launder their transactions."In the Bitcoin era, laundering money is something that any nerd can do. You don't need a big organized crime apparatus anymore," according to Alex Stamos, former Facebook chief security officer, co-founder Krebs Stamos Group."The only way we're going to be able to strike back against that as an entire society is by making it illegal ... I do think we have to outlaw payments," he added. "That is going to be really tough. The first companies to get hit once it's illegal to pay, they're going to be in a very tough spot. And we're going to see a lot of pain and suffering."
The Justice Department on Monday is expected to announce details of the operation led by the FBI with the cooperation of the Colonial Pipeline operator, the people briefed on the matter said.The ransom recovery is a rare outcome for a company that has fallen victim to a debilitating cyberattack in the booming criminal business of ransomware.
Colonial Pipeline Co. CEO Joseph Blount told The Wall Street Journal In an interview published last month that the company complied with the $4.4 million ransom demand because officials didn't know the extent of the intrusion by hackers and how long it would take to restore operations.
But behind the scenes, the company had taken early steps to notify the FBI and followed instructions that helped investigators track the payment to a cryptocurrency wallet used by the hackers, believed to be based in Russia. US officials have linked the Colonial attack to a criminal hacking group known as Darkside that is said to share its malware tools with other criminal hackers. A spokesman for the Justice Department declined to comment, and CNN has reached out to the Colonial Pipeline operator.
CNN previously reported that US officials were looking for any possible holes in the hackers' operational or personal security in an effort to identify the actors responsible -- specifically monitoring for any leads that might emerge out of the way they move their money, one of the sources familiar with the effort said.
The Biden administration has zeroed in on the less regulated architecture of cryptocurrency payments which allows for greater anonymity as it ramps up its efforts to disrupt the growing and increasingly destructive ransomware attacks, following two major incidents on critical infrastructure.
"The misuse of cryptocurrency is a massive enabler here," Deputy National Security Advisor Anne Neuberger told CNN. "That's the way folks get the money out of it. On the rise of anonymity and enhancing cryptocurrencies, the rise of mixer services that essentially launder funds."
"Individual companies feel under pressure - particularly if they haven't done the cybersecurity work -- to pay off the ransom and move on," Neuberger added. "But in the long-term, that's what drives the ongoing ransom (attacks). The more folks get paid the more it drives bigger and bigger ransoms and more and more potential disruption."
While the Biden administration has made clear it needs help from private companies to stem the recent wave of ransomware attacks, federal agencies are adept at tracing currency used to pay ransomware groups, CNN previously reported.
But the government's ability to effectively do so in response to a ransomware attack is very "situationally dependent," two sources said last week.
One of the sources noted that helping recover money paid to ransomware actors is certainly an area where the US government can provide assistance but noted that success varies dramatically and largely depends on whether there are holes in the attackers' system that can be identified and exploited.
In some cases, US officials can find the ransomware operators and "own" their network within hours of an attack, one of the sources explained, noting that allows relevant agencies to monitor the actor's communications and potentially identify additional key players in the group responsible.
When ransomware actors are more careful with their operational security, including in how they move money, disrupting their networks or tracing the currency becomes more complicated, the sources added."It's really a mixed bag," they told CNN, referring to the varying degrees of sophistication demonstrated by groups involved in these attacks.
One of the sources also cautioned against putting too much stock in US government actions, telling CNN that the unique circumstances around each attack and level of detail needed to effectively take action against these groups is part of the reason there is "no silver bullet" when it comes to countering ransomware attacks.
"It will take improved defenses, breaking up the profitability of ransomware and directed action on the attackers to make this stop," the source added, making clear that disrupting and tracing cryptocurrency payments is only one part of the equation.
That sentiment has been echoed by cybersecurity experts who agree that ransomware actors use cryptocurrency to launder their transactions."In the Bitcoin era, laundering money is something that any nerd can do. You don't need a big organized crime apparatus anymore," according to Alex Stamos, former Facebook chief security officer, co-founder Krebs Stamos Group.
"The only way we're going to be able to strike back against that as an entire society is by making it illegal ... I do think we have to outlaw payments," he added. "That is going to be really tough. The first companies to get hit once it's illegal to pay, they're going to be in a very tough spot. And we're going to see a lot of pain and suffering."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
yeah that's pretty vague idk
― intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
If you negotiate with terrorists the government should keep any money recovered.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link
Sounds like they hacked the hackers and stole their private keys.
― o. nate, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
U.S. law enforcement seized almost all of the Bitcoin paid to hackers In the Colonial Pipeline attack, but because the value of Bitcoin crashed so much in past weeks, it now only represents about half what the company originally paid for it https://t.co/YeXaCtc6Tm— Christopher Mims (@mims) June 7, 2021
― o. nate, Monday, 7 June 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link
More on the topic of trying to make all that computing power do something useful:
https://spectrum.ieee.org/energywise/computing/networks/making-blockchain-bitcoin-computing-more-useful
― o. nate, Wednesday, 9 June 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
More on law enforcement unleashing sting operations on unsuspecting crime rings:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/06/08/fbi-app-arrests-australia-crime/
Law enforcement officials — some of whom Tuesday could barely contain their glee — announced they had arrested more than 800 people and gained an unprecedented understanding into the functioning of modern criminal networks that would keep fueling investigations long past the coordinated international raids that took place in recent days.The effort was “one of the largest and most sophisticated law enforcement operations to date in the fight against encrypted criminal activities,” Jean-Philippe Lecouffe, the deputy executive director for operations of Europol, the agency that coordinates police activity among the 27 European Union countries, said in a news conference in The Hague.For nearly three years, law enforcement officials have been virtually sitting in the back pocket of some of the world’s top alleged crime figures. Custom cellphones, bought on the black market and installed with the FBI-controlled platform, called Anom, circulated and grew in popularity among criminals as high-profile crime entities vouched for its integrity.The FBI in the past has dismantled encrypted platforms used by criminals to communicate, and infiltrated others. This time, it decided to market an encrypted app of its own to target organized crime, drug trafficking and money laundering activities across the globe. The FBI effort was aided by a paid collaborator who had previously marketed other encrypted devices to members of the global criminal underworld.A breakthrough came after Australian police met with the FBI in 2018 over a couple of beers, according to officials. The Australians then built a technical capability to access, decrypt and read communications on the FBI’s platform.The users believed their Anom devices were secured by encryption. They were — but every message was also fed directly to law enforcement agents.“Essentially, they have handcuffed each other by endorsing and trusting Anom and openly communicating on it — not knowing we were watching the entire time,” Australian Federal Police Commissioner Reece Kershaw said....Officials said raids in those countries in recent days had impounded more than eight tons of cocaine, 22 tons of marijuana and hashish, two tons of methamphetamine and amphetamine, 250 firearms, 55 luxury vehicles and more than $48 million in cash and cryptocurrencies.
The effort was “one of the largest and most sophisticated law enforcement operations to date in the fight against encrypted criminal activities,” Jean-Philippe Lecouffe, the deputy executive director for operations of Europol, the agency that coordinates police activity among the 27 European Union countries, said in a news conference in The Hague.
For nearly three years, law enforcement officials have been virtually sitting in the back pocket of some of the world’s top alleged crime figures. Custom cellphones, bought on the black market and installed with the FBI-controlled platform, called Anom, circulated and grew in popularity among criminals as high-profile crime entities vouched for its integrity.
The FBI in the past has dismantled encrypted platforms used by criminals to communicate, and infiltrated others. This time, it decided to market an encrypted app of its own to target organized crime, drug trafficking and money laundering activities across the globe. The FBI effort was aided by a paid collaborator who had previously marketed other encrypted devices to members of the global criminal underworld.
A breakthrough came after Australian police met with the FBI in 2018 over a couple of beers, according to officials. The Australians then built a technical capability to access, decrypt and read communications on the FBI’s platform.
The users believed their Anom devices were secured by encryption. They were — but every message was also fed directly to law enforcement agents.
“Essentially, they have handcuffed each other by endorsing and trusting Anom and openly communicating on it — not knowing we were watching the entire time,” Australian Federal Police Commissioner Reece Kershaw said.
Officials said raids in those countries in recent days had impounded more than eight tons of cocaine, 22 tons of marijuana and hashish, two tons of methamphetamine and amphetamine, 250 firearms, 55 luxury vehicles and more than $48 million in cash and cryptocurrencies.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 June 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
a buddy of mine who's just launched public sale of his startup's "native token," and a trading platform/app.
https://www.morningstar.com/news/globe-newswire/8255815/anatha-announces-its-accessible-equitable-public-token-sale-accepting-fiat-and-crypto
i posted these links in the silicon valley optimism thread (as the project's goals are peak tech optimism), but i'd like to open discussion about it here to any ilxors interested, since i can't find any good threads elsewhere online.
one question i have is about the value proposition. their model is that "value generated by people’s activity on our network flows back to them," but what are the value-generating activities? i couldn't find a good explanation on their website and i'm not well versed enough in this side of the crypto business to know based on the available info.
https://anatha.io/blog/token-sale
― davey, Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link
looking forward to ten years in the future where the presumption that cryptocurrency is totally legit is a base presumption with everyone under the age of thirty but no one over the age of fifty
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 July 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
nah
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link
see you in ten years
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link
fun things to say to the cashier instead of "have a good one"
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
PROTIP: maintain eye contact
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 July 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link
well of course you have to maintain eye contact when you make decadal predictions
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link
it is considered very poor form to look at your feet as you describe what will happen 20 years hence. you have to stare directly at the cashier so they can't tell if it's your fault or if you're supposed to fix it or what
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:18 (two years ago) link
I wonder if the natural ponzi scheme can last another ten years.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
Only if we perfect nuclear fusion in that timeframe.
I’ve been wondering if anyone has done a prediction on when the energy cost becomes higher than the value of the work done, because at that point the wheels fall off instantly.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:44 (two years ago) link
that's just mortal kombat
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 04:36 (two years ago) link
or the matrix. probably a kombo of the two
😳
NEW: First look at Spike Lee's Bitcoin commercial“Old money is not going to pick us up – it pushes us down, exploits, and systematically oppresses. The digital rebellion is here. Old money is OUT, new money is IN." pic.twitter.com/eD1nCenXBX— Yano (@JasonYanowitz) July 14, 2021
― ✖, Friday, 16 July 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link
so apparently someone registered "walmart-corp.com" and got Reuters to publish and official-looking statement that they'll be accepting Litecoin soon. It gets parroted a bunch of places, the Litecoin price goes up a bunch, immediately crashes back down once people figure it out. god I love crypto
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2021/09/13/2295879/0/en/Walmart-Announces-Major-Partnership-With-Litecoin-LTC.html
― frogbs, Monday, 13 September 2021 14:17 (two years ago) link
Bummer! Was looking to buy a gas grill with some litecoin.
― Jeff, Monday, 13 September 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link
#Hungary Statue of bitcoin founder known as Satoshi Nakamoto is unveiled#AFP 📸 @afpattila https://t.co/X2B97U7mtI pic.twitter.com/NexdjyYhqY— AFP Photo (@AFPphoto) September 17, 2021
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link
Terrible likeness. Nakamoto looks nothing like that.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link
prob shoulda gone with guy fawkes tbh
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link
https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/8/c0/5d924e0c080ba/clean.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 20 September 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link
Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has a plan to transform the city into the world’s “cryptocurrency innovation hub,” and one of the outcomes, he claims, could be a metropolis free from taxes.The lofty idea is the byproduct of a cooperation with CityCoins, a nonprofit and opensource protocol that allows people to hold and trade cryptocurrency representing a stake in a municipality. By running software on their personal computers, CityCoins’ users mint new tokens and earn a percentage of the cryptocurrency they create. A computer program automatically allocates 30 percent of the currency to a select city, while users get the other 70 percent.Since CityCoins unveiled “MiamiCoin” in August, the protocol has sent about $7.1 million to Miami. (City commissioners agreed to accept the donations on Sept. 13.)While the program is still in its infancy, Suarez (R) estimates the effort could generate as much as $60 million for Miami over the next year and ultimately “revolutionize” how the city funds programs that address poverty and other societal issues.“When you think about the possibility of being able to run a government without the citizens having to pay taxes. That’s incredible,” Suarez said, adding that the partnership creates a “counternarrative” to the idea that city programs require raising taxes or “private sector philanthropy.”
The lofty idea is the byproduct of a cooperation with CityCoins, a nonprofit and opensource protocol that allows people to hold and trade cryptocurrency representing a stake in a municipality. By running software on their personal computers, CityCoins’ users mint new tokens and earn a percentage of the cryptocurrency they create. A computer program automatically allocates 30 percent of the currency to a select city, while users get the other 70 percent.
Since CityCoins unveiled “MiamiCoin” in August, the protocol has sent about $7.1 million to Miami. (City commissioners agreed to accept the donations on Sept. 13.)
While the program is still in its infancy, Suarez (R) estimates the effort could generate as much as $60 million for Miami over the next year and ultimately “revolutionize” how the city funds programs that address poverty and other societal issues.
“When you think about the possibility of being able to run a government without the citizens having to pay taxes. That’s incredible,” Suarez said, adding that the partnership creates a “counternarrative” to the idea that city programs require raising taxes or “private sector philanthropy.”
sounds good, just get rid of taxes and rely on the ever increasing value of cryptocurrency to fund the basic services that humans need
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2021/09/30/crypto-miamicoin/
― typo hell #7: 3-5 of those thinking of want to say (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 September 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link
aside from being just extremely dumb, you have to give the city 30% of the value of what you created with your own electricity instead of paying taxes. i'll just pay taxes thanks.
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 30 September 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link
money for nothin' and the chicks for free
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 September 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link
excellent urban planning news: perpetual motion device discovered that enables none of us to work!
― typo hell #7: 3-5 of those thinking of want to say (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 September 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link
Shadowy group gives large donation to Miami, the origins of which remain murky. City gov't happily looks the other way and paves the way for more shadowy donations.What could go wrong?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 September 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link
Coinface 2047
― calstars, Thursday, 30 September 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/10/ted-cruz-says-bitcoin-will-stabilize-texas-electric-grid-heres-why-hes-wrong/
here's the idea:
First, large bitcoin-mining operations use hundreds or thousands of powerful computers, which create a demand for power. If power plants can profitably mine bitcoin using the electricity they generate—and there are examples of that already—it stands to reason that bitcoin mining could create enough demand that investors would be enticed to build new power plants. Those plants could theoretically be tasked with providing power to the grid in cases of emergency.
i don't think ted cruz actually has really thought about this at all. he was just at some cryptocurrency conference and realized he could just talk out of his ass and he was talking to the perfect audience about it.
At first glance, the argument holds up. But if you dig into it, even just a bit, things quickly fall apart.For one, the blackouts during Texas’ February cold snap happened because power companies failed to winterize their generators, whether they were natural gas, coal, nuclear, or wind. Lives were at stake, and yet the companies didn’t prepare for the worst. Unlike power plants that serve the grid, bitcoin mining isn’t critical infrastructure—no one dies if a crypto data center shuts down. Plus, bitcoin miners are in the game first and foremost for the money, and they would be loath to spend extra cash to winterize their operations.But let’s say the power stays on but demand surges. In that case, bitcoin miners would be unlikely to offer their generating capacity to the grid unless they were sufficiently compensated. Texas already has a system like that in place, offering generators a premium for bringing additional power online during shortages. During the February cold snap, wholesale electricity prices surged to $9,000 per MWh, the maximum allowed by law, leading to electricity bills as high as $10,000 for some people.That raises all sorts of ethical questions, of course—for one, should power companies sell people plans with hidden fees that surge in times of greatest need? Should people from other states have to shoulder the cost? But brushing those concerns aside, bitcoin miners would likely demand even more than the current $9,000 per MWh cap. One bitcoin currently sells for $57,000, and to crunch the numbers to win that one bitcoin, mining rigs draw just under 0.285 MWh, based on Digiconomist estimates. In other words, for bitcoin miners to be willing to contribute to the grid, wholesale electricity prices would have to hit $206,000 per MWh, or nearly 23 times greater than prices during the February cold snap. Those $10,000 bills would turn into $230,000 bills.
For one, the blackouts during Texas’ February cold snap happened because power companies failed to winterize their generators, whether they were natural gas, coal, nuclear, or wind. Lives were at stake, and yet the companies didn’t prepare for the worst. Unlike power plants that serve the grid, bitcoin mining isn’t critical infrastructure—no one dies if a crypto data center shuts down. Plus, bitcoin miners are in the game first and foremost for the money, and they would be loath to spend extra cash to winterize their operations.
But let’s say the power stays on but demand surges. In that case, bitcoin miners would be unlikely to offer their generating capacity to the grid unless they were sufficiently compensated. Texas already has a system like that in place, offering generators a premium for bringing additional power online during shortages. During the February cold snap, wholesale electricity prices surged to $9,000 per MWh, the maximum allowed by law, leading to electricity bills as high as $10,000 for some people.
That raises all sorts of ethical questions, of course—for one, should power companies sell people plans with hidden fees that surge in times of greatest need? Should people from other states have to shoulder the cost? But brushing those concerns aside, bitcoin miners would likely demand even more than the current $9,000 per MWh cap. One bitcoin currently sells for $57,000, and to crunch the numbers to win that one bitcoin, mining rigs draw just under 0.285 MWh, based on Digiconomist estimates. In other words, for bitcoin miners to be willing to contribute to the grid, wholesale electricity prices would have to hit $206,000 per MWh, or nearly 23 times greater than prices during the February cold snap. Those $10,000 bills would turn into $230,000 bills.
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 October 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link
but hey, as long as he gets to continue evading responsibility for doing his job and a small community of asshole friends have an opportunity to profit, wtf cares right
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 October 2021 00:12 (two years ago) link
i think it's an example of how crypto in insidious, though. whether we want it or not, it is seeping into all aspects of life
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 October 2021 00:14 (two years ago) link
hope yall didn't buy into Squid
― Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:30 (two years ago) link
is it easy to set up a cryptocurrency then? hm.
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:34 (two years ago) link
poxycoin
― mark s, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:45 (two years ago) link
fulecoin
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link
I could have bought a nice house with the BTC I spent on DMT and acid a few years ago.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 21:57 (two years ago) link
on the other hand, DMT and acid
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link
probably recounted this before somewhere on ilx but my bro was an early adopter of Bitcoin, when we lived together in 2009/12 and had multiple coins (can't remember the actual amount but I think at least in double-figures). he got out at some fairly early stage. I have never brought this up with him to get the exact details because I'm sure they're heartbreaking
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:41 (two years ago) link
My boss has a similar story about dumping all his Apple stock when it was clear they were circling the drain in 1996 or whenever it was
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link
I bought Bitcoin back in 2015, mostly because it cost almost nothing and a friend kept going on and on about it. I forgot about it for years and now I'm on the fence about what to do with it. You guys really think crypto is insidious?
― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 23:36 (two years ago) link
;_;
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
The team behind Monkey Jizz was able to make off with nearly $300,000 worth of Binance Coin on Sunday. https://t.co/bUivejkggO— Motherboard (@motherboard) November 2, 2021
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
There’s more than one of these scams per day? Awesome!
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
https://keripeardon.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/somali_wheelbarrow.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 00:09 (two years ago) link
I like the buzz of gambling but at least with knowing that the bookies grift is the odds are stacked against you rather than the futility of pouring what little money you have into monkey jizz
― calzino, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link
"no, no, you don't understand, Monkey Jizz is just the name of the cryptocurrency I invested our life savings in!"
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 November 2021 10:08 (two years ago) link
In New York we always go big, so I’m going to take my first THREE paychecks in Bitcoin when I become mayor. NYC is going to be the center of the cryptocurrency industry and other fast-growing, innovative industries! Just wait!— Eric Adams (@ericadamsfornyc) November 4, 2021
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 4 November 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link
i'm sure the NY city government payroll office will be more than happy to accommodate
― davey, Thursday, 4 November 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/dec/16/crypto-mining-oil-industry-waste-climate-crisis
n January of 2019, Chase Lochmiller and Cully Cavness, recently reunited prep school pals from Denver, drove out to the snow-covered plains of Wyoming to bring a piece of tech culture to the American heartland. Trembling in -20F (-29C) temperatures, they wired up a prototype of their brainchild: a machine that harnesses the “waste gas” from oil rigs to power mining for cryptocurrency.Cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin, the most-popular decentralized digital currency, have a notoriously large carbon footprint (bitcoin mining alone consumes about half as much electricity in a year as all of the UK). So to leverage a cheap source of energy to run their bitcoin mining operations, Lochmiller and Cavness found themselves partnering with oil companies to repurpose a byproduct, primarily methane, that’s typically vented or burnt off in flares.“We flipped the switch and saw all the bitcoin mining servers light up green, and you could see the flare physically shrink a little bit,” said Lochmiller, a self-described “city kid” who had never before set foot in an oilfield.“It was kind of a Frankenstein moment, like ‘Oh my god, it’s alive!’”Their creation is part of a niche wave of tech startups that are now eyeing the oil and gas industry to help power the cryptocurrency boom. Lochmiller and Cavness, who started a bitcoin mining company called Crusoe Energy, see their fix as a marriage between two problems capable of “solving” one another: the wasting of gas flaring that contributes to the climate crisis, and the need for cheaper energy as crypto increases in popularity.Climate experts, however, warn it’s a “false solution” so long as oil and gas production is allowed to continue. The world’s leading authority on climate science concludes that only a dramatic reduction in greenhouse gas emissions will help avert a climate calamity; merely finding alternate uses for “waste gas” doesn’t confront the dire need to curb fossil fuel consumption. If anything, researchers warn, oil companies may feel incentivized to drill even more.“At the end of the day, they’re still burning natural gas,” said Arvind Ravikumar, a methane researcher at the University of Texas at Austin, who deemed flare mitigation and companies proposing similar technologies a “scam”.Lochmiller and Cavness, however, say their work helps the industry produce oil in as clean a way as possible, buying time, or “extending the runway” for the energy transition.Their company has attracted high-profile investors, including Bain and Winklevoss Capital, raking in $125m for their second round of fundraising in April. They plan to roll out 100 bitcoin mining data centers by early 2022, up from the 65 units already in place.Crusoe has trademarked its solution as “digital flare mitigation”. They install fleets of data centers that hum in shipping container-like structures next to remote oil rigs. Oil producers are then paid for the waste gas they otherwise wouldn’t use because it’s cheaper to burn than to pay to transport to market. In return, Crusoe can use the byproduct to power energy-intensive computing operations on-site.The data centers burn through enormous amounts of energy because there’s no centralized “bank” that holds cryptocurrency. Instead, new coins are created by solving complex equations that require heavy computing power to authenticate. The currency is then tracked on a decentralized ledger, known as the blockchain, which is also resource-intensive to maintain.The new technology comes amid a “great mining migration” that’s currently underway in the United States after China banned crypto mining in September. And with renewed global focus on cutting the highly-potent greenhouse gas, methane, which is the primary “waste gas” in flaring, the model is particularly in vogue.Oil-friendly regulators, elected officials, industry groups and financial services giants have been taking note. Commissioner Jim Wright of the Texas Railroad Commission, the state agency charged with regulating oil and gas, told the Guardian that modular mitigation setups like Crusoe’s are “most appealing”. Texas senator Ted Cruz is also a fan.Meanwhile, North Dakota lawmakers on both sides of the aisle passed a law this year making oil producers eligible for a tax credit if they employ onsite flare mitigation. Crusoe, which is based in Williston, North Dakota – the heart of the Bakken shale – worked closely with legislators to pass the bill.According to Paasha Mahdavi, a political science professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, who co-authored a 2020 paper on methane mitigation measures, new technologies that stop flaring at the source do seem like they would reduce emissions.But in practice, he said, projects designed to capture otherwise flared or vented gas have resulted in an overall increase in gas production. After all, they create a new source of demand.“It’s like if you had a leaky gasoline pipeline and, instead of fixing the problem, you plugged in a Humvee next to the leak and left the engine on in perpetuity with the A/C on full blast,” Mahdavi said.
Cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin, the most-popular decentralized digital currency, have a notoriously large carbon footprint (bitcoin mining alone consumes about half as much electricity in a year as all of the UK). So to leverage a cheap source of energy to run their bitcoin mining operations, Lochmiller and Cavness found themselves partnering with oil companies to repurpose a byproduct, primarily methane, that’s typically vented or burnt off in flares.
“We flipped the switch and saw all the bitcoin mining servers light up green, and you could see the flare physically shrink a little bit,” said Lochmiller, a self-described “city kid” who had never before set foot in an oilfield.
“It was kind of a Frankenstein moment, like ‘Oh my god, it’s alive!’”
Their creation is part of a niche wave of tech startups that are now eyeing the oil and gas industry to help power the cryptocurrency boom. Lochmiller and Cavness, who started a bitcoin mining company called Crusoe Energy, see their fix as a marriage between two problems capable of “solving” one another: the wasting of gas flaring that contributes to the climate crisis, and the need for cheaper energy as crypto increases in popularity.
Climate experts, however, warn it’s a “false solution” so long as oil and gas production is allowed to continue. The world’s leading authority on climate science concludes that only a dramatic reduction in greenhouse gas emissions will help avert a climate calamity; merely finding alternate uses for “waste gas” doesn’t confront the dire need to curb fossil fuel consumption. If anything, researchers warn, oil companies may feel incentivized to drill even more.
“At the end of the day, they’re still burning natural gas,” said Arvind Ravikumar, a methane researcher at the University of Texas at Austin, who deemed flare mitigation and companies proposing similar technologies a “scam”.
Lochmiller and Cavness, however, say their work helps the industry produce oil in as clean a way as possible, buying time, or “extending the runway” for the energy transition.
Their company has attracted high-profile investors, including Bain and Winklevoss Capital, raking in $125m for their second round of fundraising in April. They plan to roll out 100 bitcoin mining data centers by early 2022, up from the 65 units already in place.
Crusoe has trademarked its solution as “digital flare mitigation”. They install fleets of data centers that hum in shipping container-like structures next to remote oil rigs. Oil producers are then paid for the waste gas they otherwise wouldn’t use because it’s cheaper to burn than to pay to transport to market. In return, Crusoe can use the byproduct to power energy-intensive computing operations on-site.
The data centers burn through enormous amounts of energy because there’s no centralized “bank” that holds cryptocurrency. Instead, new coins are created by solving complex equations that require heavy computing power to authenticate. The currency is then tracked on a decentralized ledger, known as the blockchain, which is also resource-intensive to maintain.
The new technology comes amid a “great mining migration” that’s currently underway in the United States after China banned crypto mining in September. And with renewed global focus on cutting the highly-potent greenhouse gas, methane, which is the primary “waste gas” in flaring, the model is particularly in vogue.
Oil-friendly regulators, elected officials, industry groups and financial services giants have been taking note. Commissioner Jim Wright of the Texas Railroad Commission, the state agency charged with regulating oil and gas, told the Guardian that modular mitigation setups like Crusoe’s are “most appealing”. Texas senator Ted Cruz is also a fan.
Meanwhile, North Dakota lawmakers on both sides of the aisle passed a law this year making oil producers eligible for a tax credit if they employ onsite flare mitigation. Crusoe, which is based in Williston, North Dakota – the heart of the Bakken shale – worked closely with legislators to pass the bill.
According to Paasha Mahdavi, a political science professor at the University of California, Santa Barbara, who co-authored a 2020 paper on methane mitigation measures, new technologies that stop flaring at the source do seem like they would reduce emissions.
But in practice, he said, projects designed to capture otherwise flared or vented gas have resulted in an overall increase in gas production. After all, they create a new source of demand.
“It’s like if you had a leaky gasoline pipeline and, instead of fixing the problem, you plugged in a Humvee next to the leak and left the engine on in perpetuity with the A/C on full blast,” Mahdavi said.
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link
haha, i have to stop reading. young people are the future! young people and technology will save us! let me check in on those young people
avness, the chief executive of Crusoe Energy who goes by “Electron Cowboy” on Twitter, grew up envisioning himself jumping on the family bandwagon. He would get an internship with Shell, and follow in the footsteps of his father and grandfather to carve out a career in the oil and gas industry.But then Cavness landed at Middlebury College, a prestigious liberal arts school in Vermont with a reputation as the alma mater of global climate campaign, 350.org founders, and home of the university fossil fuel divestment movement.“Climate was the whole conversation,” Cavness said, noting that he felt pressure to downplay his oil and gas roots.After going down the climate rabbit hole at Middlebury, and spending a year after graduation studying the “morality of energy”, Cavness’ job was troubling his conscience. He’d been losing sleep thinking about the unfathomable amount of gas the industry was wasting. According to the International Energy Agency (IEA) in 2020, 142bn cubic metres of gas was flared – the energy equivalent of providing electricity to 49m homes.When Cavness reunited with Lochmiller in 2018 during an 18-hour hiking trip in the Rocky Mountains, they hatched a plan: Lochmiller, an MIT graduate based in San Francisco, had recently left a position as a partner at a cryptocurrency investment firm, while Cavness was with a separate firm that invested in oil and gas. Together, they would combine their worlds of bitcoin and big oil.
But then Cavness landed at Middlebury College, a prestigious liberal arts school in Vermont with a reputation as the alma mater of global climate campaign, 350.org founders, and home of the university fossil fuel divestment movement.
“Climate was the whole conversation,” Cavness said, noting that he felt pressure to downplay his oil and gas roots.
After going down the climate rabbit hole at Middlebury, and spending a year after graduation studying the “morality of energy”, Cavness’ job was troubling his conscience. He’d been losing sleep thinking about the unfathomable amount of gas the industry was wasting. According to the International Energy Agency (IEA) in 2020, 142bn cubic metres of gas was flared – the energy equivalent of providing electricity to 49m homes.
When Cavness reunited with Lochmiller in 2018 during an 18-hour hiking trip in the Rocky Mountains, they hatched a plan: Lochmiller, an MIT graduate based in San Francisco, had recently left a position as a partner at a cryptocurrency investment firm, while Cavness was with a separate firm that invested in oil and gas. Together, they would combine their worlds of bitcoin and big oil.
FUCK dude. FUCK.
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link
the influence of bill mckibben and a million other earnest idealistic environmentalists managed to bend this rich kid and his rich friend toward...CRYPTO OIL TECH
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
imagine driving a car and pushing it as hard as it will go, as fast as it can go, starting at the top of a hill and careening down the smooth blacktop, toward Cavness and his dipshit rich crypto friend, and then when you close you just roll down the window and *SLAP* their faces *SO FUCKING HARD* as your drive past
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
WHAMMO! Fuck, kid! fuck!
the trolley problem, but make it fun
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
hey kid, way to convert billions of cubit meters of gas into a couple digits in a distributed database, really admirable achievement
― davey, Saturday, 18 December 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link
or cubic, either way, wow, amazing
― calstars, Saturday, 18 December 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
This is fucking wild. Norton "Antivirus" now sneakily installs cryptomining software on your computer, and then SKIMS A COMMISSION. https://t.co/6s2otyCd78— Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) January 4, 2022
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link
Good old deregulation. Don't hamper the good rich people from doing what comes naturally in a plainly responsible way.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 January 2022 10:06 (two years ago) link
Makes me so happy whenever I see the price of this bullshit fall
― calstars, Thursday, 6 January 2022 14:30 (two years ago) link
Makes them happy too, buy the dip
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 January 2022 15:28 (two years ago) link
Money printer no go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, only go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 6 January 2022 15:38 (two years ago) link
gulag winters go brrrrrrrr
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:57 (two years ago) link
Meanwhile:
Almost a fifth of Bitcoin's hashrate (essentially mining and verifying transactions) is/was in Kazakhstan, where there are now power and internet outages, fuel shortages, and street protests. pic.twitter.com/i7eFdzIzZr— JacobSilverman.shill (@SilvermanJacob) January 6, 2022
― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 6 January 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link
Gosh https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bitcoin-network-power-slumps-kazakhstan-150508268.html
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 8 January 2022 22:57 (two years ago) link
“Bitcoin fell below $43,000 on Thursday, “Yeahhhhhhhhh… fsck this sh1t
― calstars, Saturday, 8 January 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkldiyDNmvs
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/02/08/bitfinex-hack-bitcoin-arrests/
White comedy rapper arrested with $3.6bn in stolen Bitcoin was always going to happen at some point, I guess.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:29 (two years ago) link
"Comedy" rapper.
― nickn, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:34 (two years ago) link
you come for the queen (Rebecca Black) you best not miss
― frogbs, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:37 (two years ago) link
Most music careers are elaborate money laundering operations
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:40 (two years ago) link
too bad, she reminds me of Wet Leg
You went to postAnd you got the S B
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 02:17 (two years ago) link
Stealing bitcoin shouldn't be illegal.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 03:08 (two years ago) link
^ yeah, main beneficiaries of this bust are going to be... even bigger crooks lol
― Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 09:35 (two years ago) link
the real "boss bitch" move would be to write the only copy of the private key on a piece of paper and threaten to eat it during the trial
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:04 (two years ago) link
her trial would be a great place to begin the gamification of the legal system
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
how bout that apecoin!
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link
Yeah, I'm into crypto. Cryptobranchus alleganiensis! More commonly known as the hellbender, this aquatic giant salamander can be found in parts of the eastern and central United States. Some may measure up to 30 inches long! Photo by Ryan Hagerty/USFWS. pic.twitter.com/YtroqhMBvG— U.S. Fish and Wildlife (@USFWS) March 21, 2022
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link
Have fun staying poor
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link
tfw the funniest tweets are like borderline gibberish and yet so sweet within: "unicorn nodes defi project rug pulls hours after launch"
Unicorn Nodes defi project rug pulls hours after launchApril 14, 2022https://t.co/HkAN5amdTG pic.twitter.com/Zq5GLU2aq8— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) April 15, 2022
― mark s, Friday, 15 April 2022 12:28 (two years ago) link
Unicorn nodes and rug pulls, a children’s tale
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 15 April 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link
Hellbender is a good word
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 12:04 (one year ago) link
down about $4000 in the last 24 hours, cool currency you got there
― frogbs, Monday, 9 May 2022 19:28 (one year ago) link
I have .00001 or something left in Coinbase from the darknet market days and it bounces between $80 and $120 in value when I think to check in. I always feel like I should hold on to it at this point and hope BTC are worth a billion bucks one day rather than cash out for two tickets to a baseball game and four beers.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 9 May 2022 19:33 (one year ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2022/06/03/crypto-skeptics-growing/
first, if "crypto skeptics" and "crypto catastrophists", terms that this article uses thousands of times, are the primary terms of address for people fighting against crypto, then it's already over. once again, the fools will have won.
secondly,
Even the most dire crypto catastrophists say it is unlikely, at least at the moment, that a crash would bring much contagion to the broader economy. The S&P 500 has a market cap of $40 trillion, dwarfing crypto’s $1 trillion. But they say that doesn’t mean Americans shouldn’t be on guard for such spillover.“The biggest fear is if it does get into the mainstream economy via retirement funds, it could start bringing other things in the system down with it, like with Fidelity,” said Gerard, noting that company’s plan likely to go into effect later this year that would allow participants to allocate as much as 20 percent of their 401(k) to crypto. “That’s why we have to stop it now.”
“The biggest fear is if it does get into the mainstream economy via retirement funds, it could start bringing other things in the system down with it, like with Fidelity,” said Gerard, noting that company’s plan likely to go into effect later this year that would allow participants to allocate as much as 20 percent of their 401(k) to crypto. “That’s why we have to stop it now.”
if fucking crypto causes a recession i will rip my fucking eyeballs out for good
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 June 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
401Ks, for all the money they have made people, also had the effect of getting hundreds of millions of people deeply embedded into american capitalism, depending on the continuing, never-ending exponential success for corporations, across our lifetimes and as far into the future as we can plan on.
jfc if you start getting a bunch of fools dumping their retirement accounts into fuuuuckin crypto? it's just all too plausible, you can see them do it already. and the only people who could possibly do something about this are all 134 years old
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 June 2022 16:30 (one year ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/06/ny-passes-us-first-moratorium-on-reviving-fossil-fuel-plants-to-mine-crypto/
good to see some progress made on trying to contain the giant, completely unnecessary environmental disaster that cryptofucks decided to unleash on humanity, at the exact worse time, for no reason other than something about petrodollars and freedom.
unfortunately, it's only at a state level, and you know you can count on GOP-led statehouses across the country to look the other way on anything that has to do with climate change
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 June 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link
proof of stake is definitely just around the corner, though, and it will be easy to implement that now that all the parasitic 2nd and 3rd order mining operations, from the equipment to the installation to the land to the assets to the loans to whatever, are knee deep in the rising shitjuice
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 June 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link
June was a horrible month for me, and this has the been the worst year of my life. sorry for all the terrible posting, everywhere, on everything, and being intolerable in general.
some good news maybe. i very much hope that i have been wrong on proof of stake and that it will actually happen and make a difference. some news on that:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/08/the-merge-the-biggest-change-in-ethereum-history-explained/
In a few weeks, Ethereum is slated to undergo the most significant change in its seven-year history. Until now, the Ethereum blockchain has been secured using a method called "proof-of-work," which consumes more electricity than the entire nation of Belgium. Next month's switch to a new method called "proof-of-stake" is expected to cut Ethereum's energy consumption by a factor of 1,000.
supposedly to happen in mid-September.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 August 2022 21:36 (one year ago) link
Always interested in hearing about all the great improvements that will be happening Real Soon Now. No doubt the rollout into their distributed system will be flawless.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 19 August 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
I guess this is the only ILE cryptocurrency thread?
― o. nate, Thursday, 10 November 2022 21:50 (one year ago) link
there's another, but i got a poxy fule error when I try to link it?
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link
it's on the front page but uses a cent and dollar sign for the C and S
I guess it's just as well no one around here cares. It's hard to avoid talk of FTX and SBF over on the bird site.
― o. nate, Thursday, 10 November 2022 22:01 (one year ago) link
Yeah I was trying to find a good place to post about FTX - I guess this will do?The FTX collapse is absolutely insane and astounding (although it's sad that lots of people got duped.)Crypto skeptic Molly White's (creator of "Web3 Is Going Just Great") writeups are excellent - here's part 3 of her FTX coverage: https://newsletter.mollywhite.net/p/the-ftx-collapse-the-latest-revelations
Some highlights from it:* The spreadsheet included an entry for “Hidden, poorly internally labled (sic) ‘fiat@’ account: -8 billion”. Apparently SBF wishes for us to believe that he somehow just misplaced an account representing eight billion dollars in liabilities. SBF also included an attempt at remorse in the balance sheet (as one does): “There were many things I wish I could do differently than I did…”
(I'm reminded of the Robin Williams joke about putting $50,000 on your tax form for "snacks".)
* The clean-up guy (who oversaw Enron's bankruptcy) John J. Ray III said: "Never in my career have I seen such a complete failure of corporate controls and such a complete absence of trustworthy financial information as occurred here. From compromised systems integrity and faulty regulatory oversight abroad, to the concentration of control in the hands of a very small group of inexperienced, unsophisticated and potentially compromised individuals, this situation is unprecedented."
* The Debtors do not have an accounting department and outsource this function.
― ernestp, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link
apparently it's impossible to link to the other thread here but it's right there on sna!
― ledge, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link
www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=94441#unread
― ledge, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link
correct, this is being discussed on the other thread, which has ASCII characters in the title that break the link
― sleeve, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link
As much fun as it is to have the popcorn out in all of this, it's also extremely frustrating how bad a job regulators have done with respect to doing anything whatsoever to protect people in the crypto space. It's like they said "well it's an innovative, new kind of fraud, so we need to take a hands off approach and let the innovators innovate."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link
Ah - I see, thanks all! I'll have to start checking the Pickle board. I'll re-post to the thread there.
― ernestp, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:45 (one year ago) link
Does the link work if you give it a title? The other bitcoin thread.
― emil.y, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
Yes it does. There you go.
― emil.y, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
ooh nice
― sleeve, Saturday, 19 November 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
$kill$ emil.y
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 20 November 2022 11:16 (one year ago) link
€mil¥
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 20 November 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/UK_Treasury_considering_plans_for_digital_pound,_economic_secretary_says?dpl_id=2963597
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 January 2023 16:39 (one year ago) link
JUST IN: Crypto .com is shutting down its institutional exchange in the United States— Milk Road (@MilkRoadDaily) June 9, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 June 2023 00:45 (ten months ago) link
I walked past a Bitcoin outlet yesterday. It looked like a tiny casino entrance and the carpet had bitcoin logos on it. I think it just had some kind of vending machine in it.
I don't really understand what the purpose is, to buy bitcoins with cash?
― anvil, Saturday, 10 June 2023 05:23 (ten months ago) link
That was a big thing when the darknet drug markets were bigger - buy bitcoin for cash at an ATM or from someone directly, a bit more distance from the cops finding out you ordered those 4000 ecstasy pills.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 10 June 2023 06:32 (ten months ago) link
I'd never seen one before but seems they're pretty common, just seems a weird way of drawing attention to yourself if you're wanting to do low level money laundering
On the site it tells you how much money is available to withdraw in each ATM (anywhere between €120 and €25000 depending on the machine)
― anvil, Saturday, 10 June 2023 07:59 (ten months ago) link
the hardcore bitcoin dudes are so demented i don't think anything could happen that would get them to rethink it
Crypto 1.0 is dying….and the crypto-bros killed it #cryptocrash But the core of the crypto idea is stronger than ever"What if everyone created their own kind of money?"Crypto 2.0 is inevitable… very old ideas, made new pic.twitter.com/sTjEbZTzne— Chris Williams (@mr_moneychanger) June 10, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 June 2023 16:21 (ten months ago) link
When Prophecy Fails Web3 Edition
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 10 June 2023 16:43 (ten months ago) link
what if everyone created their own kind of money lmao
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 June 2023 16:47 (ten months ago) link
sounds bad
just putting it out there that my money will be worth at least 100x everyone else’s money, that’s the plan.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 June 2023 16:50 (ten months ago) link
thats the way to do it
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 June 2023 17:04 (ten months ago) link
saw someone argue that crypto should be regulated not like finance but like gambling or collectables because its just some random bullshit anyway, which is kinda interesting
― lag∞n, Saturday, 10 June 2023 17:05 (ten months ago) link
When the question is put like it was above, i.e., "What if everyone created their own money?," it becomes crystal clear how dumb the whole idea is.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 10 June 2023 17:11 (ten months ago) link