At least vaguely well-known actors that have never been in anything good ever. FITE

nongendered use of actor etc. current man to beat is shia leboeuf

shia was on freaks & geeks!

and he's gonna be in john hillcoat's next movie

ah crap.

ok now that i just imdbed him, i might be able to make a strong case for paul giamatti

what does anyone think about the movies that (ultra-hot) Elisha Cuthbert finds herself in?

xp I liked American Splendor alright...

Giamatti was in "NYPD Blue" and "Homicide", also I like "Sideways"

the answer to this is going to be the hot new young actor d'jour, aka ALEX PETTYFER

ooooh Elisha Cuthbert is a very good answer to this, she is terrible even in the good seasons of "24"

Antonio Banderas

Giamatti was Pig Vomit in "Private Parts" therefore he escapes.

WAIT

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

LOCK THREAD

Giamatti also in "Safe Men" which is hilarious

Kate Hudson?

Jessica Alba? oh wait, I see on imdb that she was in Camp Nowhere.

WAIT

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

LOCK THREAD

― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:49 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

Just checked and that's a pretty dire list.

Megan Fox is consistently shitty

Shia is the ultimate answer to this though. I think Spielberg just decreed he was going to be a star so it happened. Even though no one actually likes him

Megan Fox was in "Jennifer's Body", which was surprisingly entertaining

favorite Jessica Alba movie is Camp Nowhere, w/o doubt, but I liked her somewhat in Idle Hands too

never saw "Jennifer's Body"

I vote for Ashton Kutcher

Sam Worthington is thanking his lucky stars that "Avatar" worked, otherwise he'd be another leading candidate for this thread

can't believe there's going to be a sequel for his shitty "Clash of the Titans" remake

whoa bryce dallas howard is pretty unbeatable actually

except i dont actually know who she is so

re: BDH, Manderlay was hilarious

Actually yeah, Worthington is another guy who was suddenly being cast in every blockbuster going without actually building up any popularity

except i dont actually know who she is so

she is basically Scarlet Johanssen without the personality or the enormous johanssens

ok now that i just imdbed him, i might be able to make a strong case for paul giamatti

― just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:45 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I liked John Adams.

C'mon, Scarlett doesn't have a personality

Josh Hartnett

I thought Bryce Dallas Howard was great as the Redheaded Girl in Audience in Parenthood

that weird Finnish guy who eat's skipper's pipes

maybe I'm crazy, but BDH kind of looks like V in this photo:

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h279/juicyfrt/220px-BryceDallasHowardSept08TIFF.jpg

mena suvari

What was it that BDH played blind in? I can't remember but after that I always think that she actually is blind.

The Village?

Gerard Butler

Josh Hartnet - wasn't he in the one with the vampires in Alaska? That was sort of not awful.

Was it the Village? lol Yeah, it was.

C'mon, Scarlett doesn't have a personality

this should underscore the magnitude of my comparison to BDH

Darin otm you 300 loving heathens

mena suvari

― just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 2:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

I may give her a break because she's got a great ass.

Butler's pretty bad, yeah.

Gerard Butler: I liked "300" but that awful thing he did with Jennifer Aniston may cancel it out completely. I also liked the Tomb Raider sequel, though. Not gonna go to the mat for this one.

Josh Hartnett: Not only was "30 Days of Night" surprisingly enjoyable, but I also liked "Sin City". But then again, "Pearl Harbor".

Not only has Butler never been in anything good but he is just an incredibly unappealing actor

Taylor Lautner

Mena Suvari: I haven't rewatched either but, at the time, I really liked "American Pie" and "American Beauty".

Josh Hartnet was in the Virgin Suicides, which I actually thought was decent...

Gerard Butler

I know what the risks are in admitting that I liked Gamer, but I've been here for about five years, and I'm at a time in my life where being banned would probably not be the worst thing for me.

Taylor Lautner is in all of the worst movies.

Is Rob Schneider well-known enough to count?

Gamer is the greatest movie ever

did anyone see Lautner's breakthrough performance in "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D"? me either

xxp Surf Ninjas

Taylor Lautner was on the Bernie Mac show?

(oh for only 2 episodes)

I just had to look that guy up. He has an awful face.

Schneider was in "Demolition Man", "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" and "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" as well; the latter two especially surprised me with how good they were.

Dan . . .

Your taste in films is baffling DJP

lol

Demolition Man can't be fucked with though, dan's right about that

wow if it wasn't for "War of the Worlds" I could have suggested Dakota Fanning (never saw "Coraline")

xp: y'all are some dour motherfuckers if you can't get with Adam Sandler's positivity train

i... also... sort of... enjoyed... I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry...

LOL

oh now the truth comes out

I will forever love Zohan for this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_INQnSAiE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-F6uKeGQcY&feature=related

"Let's catsack, eh? Throw it to me!"

favorite Jessica Alba movie is Camp Nowhere, w/o doubt, but I liked her somewhat in Idle Hands too

― mr. mxstache (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 6:53 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

will also rep for Idle Hands even though I hadn't thought about it since I saw it about 10 years ago until right now.

Loved Spider-Man 3 and enjoyed Eclipse, but its tempting to throw my vote for Bryce Dallas Howard because she was totally replaceable in those films, and...to be in Lady In The Water, Hereafter, Terminator Salvation is OMGWTF enough without the addition of movies I'm afraid to see like The Village, Manderlay and The Loss Of A Teardrop Diamond

look up Manderlay on Wikipedia, it seems to be an INTERSETING film

Paul Giamatti was excellent in John Adams wtf

lol wth at my typing ability

Hey that dude Zohan's cat sacking with is that guy who is on lots of podcasts. I can't remember his name now though. Crap.

I haven't seen C&L but I have seen Zohan (don't ask). My memories of it are not as fond as DJP's.

Loved Spider-Man 3

What?

I really hated Chuck & Larry for being ostenisbly pro-gay, and then portraying all gay people as OTT stereotypes. Maybe that's just how I saw it though.

Spiderman 3 was terrible, they should have just picked one villain and gone with it rather than mashing two together in an ill-fitting plot

E, are you thinking of Nick Swardson?

Spider-Man 3 is a very croupier movie, doesnt surprise me

I really hated Chuck & Larry for being ostenisbly pro-gay, and then portraying all gay people as OTT stereotypes. Maybe that's just how I saw it though.

It also boasts the most awkwardly shot, grossest m4m kiss ever filmed.

I really wanted to see Manderlay when it came out, but I STILL haven't seen it.

x-post - Dan - yeah, him!

I don't know how to debate Spider-Man 3 with people because they always complain about things that didn't bother me in the slightest.

Re: Giamatti, I'm used to the hatred for Sideways on ILX by now but I still don't understand it.

Gerard Butler is the right answer.

I was dragged to a midnight showing of Spiderman 3 on opening night, wound up getting like 3 hours of sleep and had to go to work the next day. STILL BITTER.

There are two very good movies lurking inside of Spiderman 3 but unfortunately the studio locked them in a cage and made them mate until they produced the douchiest offspring possible

here's the best thing about Spider-Man 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD_pVNIcgg0

omigod

does Franco do that in the same room as Topher

Yeah see you all sound like that grumpy care bear to me, sorry you stayed up late or that the movie had too much fun stuff and didn't add up or whatever.

Gerard Butler might be the answer. I keep thinking I like him but even the films of his I've even bothered to see weren't that hot. I think I just dig his smirk on posters and the fact that Russell Crowe must hate him.

so good!

that the movie had too much fun stuff

Yes, that's exactly why I didn't like it.

i acknowledged you were up late

lol

Rob Lowe.

Thought that was gonna be Tobey Maguire Saturday Night Fevering it down the pavement.
xps to spidey clip

Gerard Butler's best work was in Reign on Fire imo.

Or maybe Dracula 2000.

x-post That part was awful!

obv Seth Rogen, cept you say "actors"

how many seth rogen movies have you seen

How about Katherine Heigl?

keira knightley

so good so good so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX9rwbF3HkQ&feature=related

forgot pirates, so not knightley

I was gonna say!

Here is Gerard's audition for Dracula 2000 btw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdy7jdNE3SQ

His hair is amazing.

Has Sandra Bullock ever been in anything good?

hahahaahaha

woah

that's awesome

Aww Sandra Bullock is so endearing she makes shitty movies 10x better. That could be just me but I've always liked her.

ms congeniality, speed, a time to kill are all ok to good

are you kiddin? Speed, Demolition Man... other... stuff...

yeah sandy owns

Heigl gets "Knocked Up" otherwise yes, she would totally be a candidate ("Grey's Anatomy" burnt out REALLY quickly for me)

Rob Lowe.

Parks and Recreations is great.

oh yeah and speed etc

I just think she's really watchable

mild vote for Sandy in Love Potion #9.

...jennifer aniston?

I guess I don't like any of those Sandra Bullock movies, or KNocked Up, for Heigl.

Rob Lowe is in "The Outsiders"! And "Wayne's World"! And the first two Austin Powers movies!

JENNIFER ANISTON IS IN "OFFICE SPACE" FFS

Le crap.

xpost

Rob Lowe was in The Christmas Shoes.

The what now?

steven seagal

Aniston is also in "The Iron Giant"

haha I've actually seen that, some kind of hallmarky tv film if iirc
xp to rob lowe christmas shoes

oh my:

A young boy tries to get a pair of Christmas shoes for his dying mother, while a lawyer tries to deal with the break-up of his marriage.

are "Christmas shoes" like a thing about which I'm just completely unaware or is this just really strange?

Antonio Banderas

― jed_, Wednesday, June 1, 2011 6:48 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark

Applies to Hollywood only. He's been in several great movies otherwise.

I almost wanna say Anthony Hopkins. Admittedly, he's been in a few good movies but he's ratio [good movies/bad movies] is very close to zero.

Tyrone Power.

no one knows who Tyrone Power is

"The Christmas Shoes" is mostly a Patton Oswalt bit to me but I love that Rob Lowe is in the film.

sarah jessica parker's in footloose and flight of the intruder, been a pretty dry run since

ha i don't remember Patton talking about that at all

no one knows who Tyrone Power is

oh right Hollywood only started making movies in 1984

chad michael murray (although gilmore girls is quite popular i think)

I like Tyrone Power. I think he's been in some good things.

xxp: thank you Morbs Jr

sAndra bullock was bad in The Room

Tyrone Power.

― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

c'mon, mark of zorro owns.

Is there a thread for actors who've only been in good movies?

think mena suvari's looking a good call

Hilary Duff

c'mon, mark of zorro owns.

― ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam),

actually the Banderas-Hopkins Zorro flick is bette!

better too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCOf91smkXU

mena suvari was in the Slums of Beverly Hills, which owns

she is? i love that movie but I don't remember her being in it at all

Mena Suvari reminds me of Mike Piazza

was Richard Pryor ever in a good movie?

alf - i havent seen it, but i find that hard to believe! rathbone vs power is one of the best sword fights in movie history, if nothing else (though rathbone did the heavy lifting, obv)

joe pesci, tbh

no wait i like casino

for JFK alone Joe Pesci is god.

this whole thread premise is like "clarion call for CHALLOPS"

The first American Pie was funny and I haven't seen it since it came out but American Beauty was sort of OK? I don't know. I think Mena's out of the running.

gtf out of here with Pesci Darragh

I like a lot of Pryor's '70s films but haven't watched any of them in ages so hard to say for sure.

more like tbchallopingoutyourass

xpost ok now you're REALLY challoping out your ass

xpost first line was to pesci, second was to casino, third to djp

hey how about willem dafoe no wait i liked speed 2

Richard Pryor was in Blue Collar.

you're including ppl who have been "good" on TV, which almost anyone can do.

Seth Rogen was good as a Trekkie in that dying-kid-roadtrip Phantom Menace comedy, but it was a lousy movie.

Richard Pryor was in Blue Collar, Wild in the Streets, Wattstax, and his concert movies, all different degrees of good. xp

dafoe was in your beloved spider-man 3 as well

shit, how did I forget about Blue Collar? that movie owns

lol croup

And Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip, which is one of the most amazing and rewarding comedy concert films around. xxp

ya forgot jfk, home alone too pesci rescinded

I'm trying to think of what Pesci movies you were thinking of, the one where he's a slumlord?

with the guy from george of the jungle?

er brendon fraser

And Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip, which is one of the most amazing and rewarding comedy concert films around

not a movie

Pesci was pretty good in Raging Bull.

http://ex-hardcoregamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/8HeadsinaDuffleBagcover.jpg

Brendan Fraser is ecstatic that he did the Mummy movies and that Oscarbait film with Ian McKellan, otherwise he has made some dubious career choices

Pesci was more watchable than De Niro in Raging Bull. But not in Casino.

pesci had a fun cameo in the good shep

Also Goodfellas? Actually my favourite Pesci film is "My Cousin Vinny" There are tons of good Pesci movies!

I think I liked the Tyrone Power Mark of Zorro as well as Nightmare Alley, Blood & Sand and maybe others.
I think a concert film is still a movie.

Yeah Pesci is disqualified.

And Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip, which is one of the most amazing and rewarding comedy concert films around

not a movie

Nonsense.

Next.

did anyone see Lautner's breakthrough performance in "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D"? me either

i saw this motherfucker, it features george lopez as an evil sentient lightbulb who says "WAAAAAAAAATT'S UP?" and then pauses insultingly and says "GET IT? WAAAAAAAATTTTTTS UP?"

you know who basically lucked into a script that saved him from being the poster boy for this thread conceit, is Cuba Gooding Jr

xp: hahahahahahaha

!

xpost

lol omg

Ryan Reynolds deserves an honorable mention here I think

Adventureland!

Dan's right though, if it weren't for Snow dogs Cuba would be screwed.

Maybe, but 'Buried' was pretty good, IMO

Yeah, that's his only saving grace, otherwise he's the Dane Cook of acting imo

xxp

i wanted to throw it to kiefer sutherland until i remembered stand by me and Freeway

lol to ENBB

Ah Freeway, Reece Witherspoon's best film

angelina jolie

I like Kiefer in Bright Lights, Big City too.

angelina jolie

wow i guess you're not roger ebert

I was going to say Cuba hadn't been in a good movie since 1995 but he had a cameo in "Zoolander" and I was going to say I didn't remember hating "The Fighting Temptations" until I looked to see which movie that actually was; I guess "American Gangster" was decent though?

ryan reynolds was also in ilx fav harold & kumar

I will not judge Angelina Jolie because I adore her to an unreasonable degree and can say with a straight face that I have deeply enjoyed every movie I have seen her in, including "Alexander" and "Beowulf"

I guess "American Gangster" was decent though?

― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 4:05 PM (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

that was the last time he did something interesting in a movie too!

did you enjoy her in the Eastwood movie

I agree that, though I can't say that she has never been in anything good, the majority of Angelina Jolie's movies look like crap.

did you enjoy her in the Eastwood movie

"Changeling"? Didn't see it. Loved "Salt" tho.

also: "Tomb Raider", "Girl, Interrupted", "Hackers", "Mr. & Mrs. Smith", "The Bone Collector"

<3

Jesus, according to this, Shia LaBeouf earned $16 million last year and is the 34th highest paid star in Hollywood. Kid must have dirt on Spielberg or something.

wow i cant believe i didnt think of brendan fraser

iirc 'gods and monsters' is aight? and 'airheads' obvi.

would say hugh jackman but 'the prestige' was ok.

Tyler Perry?

re: brendan fraser i thought "blast from the past" was cute back in the day

sandra bullock
ashton kutcher
cuba gooding jr (already mentioned).

actually, cuba gooding junior really fills me with rage. dunno why, but i hate that motherfucker.

Ashton seems like the best yet

Tyler Perry is saved by "Star Trek"

xp: Sandra Bullock and Ashton Kutcher were also already mentioned!

wow starship troopers ruins a lot of good possibilities for this game

just squeaking by denise richards

xp

Perhaps it is because you feel that cuba gooding jr should have been the next Sidney Poitier, but he wasted his god-given talents?

Or maybe you just don't like his face.

hahaha

Denise Richards has been in a surprising number of entertaining movies for someone with little to no discernible talent

xp: believe it or not, this was an xpost to jjj's reveal

apparently cuba plays a mute kidnapped by Paul Hogan in Lightning Jack

I will stick up for "Drop Dead Gorgeous" and that ridiculous movie Denise did with Neve Campbell as well

'stick up' indeed amirite guys

ok yeah shit drop dead gorgeous was pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23VHjFycsZk

"Jack's teaching Ben everything he knows about horseplay...gunplay...and foreplay"

guys, guys...

Skeet Ulrich

eric mabius is a winner in my book but some of you probably enjoy ugly betty so whatever

ok now wait also anne heche

The first Scream was good!

frankie muniz
kevin james
amanda seyfreid
jennifer lopez

http://celebritywonder.ugo.com/picture/Skeet_Ulrich/SkeetUlrich_DeGuire_4506631.jpg

skeet ulrich was in scream tho

ha xposts

damn forgot about Scream

i think i hate cuba gooding junior because of this face:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bDmIl9gxPUI/Tb8Ji8AoEsI/AAAAAAAAAnI/hyR7u-C-TPc/s1600/A+dreams+may+come+Cuba.jpg

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for.... CHILL FACTOR! Co-starring Cuba Gooding Jr and Skeet Ulrich"

Mabius was in the first Resident Evil!

Chris O'Donnell

also (for Mabius): "Welcome To The Dollhouse"

O'Donnell was in "Scent of a Woman" fer crissake

also: "School Ties" and "Kinsey"

amanda seyfried disqualified for mean girls

Speaking of Cuba, I bet Radio would be infinitely improved if accompanied by a laugh track.

ryan phillipe

O'Donnell was in "Scent of a Woman" fer crissake

yeah, I know!

i gotta give kevin james Hitch. I didn't hate Hitch.

xpost Ryan P was in MacGruber.

JLo disqualified for Out of Sight.

ryan phillipe -- i liked the lincoln lawyer

also Home Grown.

okay I know everyone hates "Crash", but Phillipe also has "Cruel Intentions", "Gosford Park" and "Crimson Tide" (haven't seen "Magruber" yet)

rosie odonnell

way of the gun was ok too, and igby goes down was...well, ok

Another Stakeou...never mind

I don't think "Welcome to the Dollhouse" or "Resident Evil" exactly qualify as "good".

O'Donnell was in "A Very Brady Sequel"

xp: YES THEY DO

rosie? Rosie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TU70HwSpQY

O'Donnell was in "A Very Brady Sequel"

wait what exactly is this intended to prove

I will cut you with every knife your neighbor owns if you talk shit about "A Very Brady Sequel"

nothing, i just love that clip (xp)

I own "Riding on the Bus With My Sister" on DVD.

john belushi?

i think you mean jim

i hope you mean jim

better fucking mean jim

he is trolling

Jim was in Salvador!

Sadly he wasn't left there

shit, i thought i had that right but obv not.

sacred ground. next up we'll have john candy, and that is some untouchable shit.

jim belushi is a crazy nice and generous dude, fwiw

I was going to suggest Brian Doyle Murray but apparently Bill used to have a rider on his movies that said that they had to find a part for his brother in them

Heche disqualified for "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

^^^ liked him in Club Paradise

BDM's been in a ton of good shit, with bill and without

what a sexy cast

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/210750.1020.A.jpg

Tor Johnson

Doyle-Murray has the best gravel-in-a-frog's-throat ever.

I don't know if I've ever seen a double-trick ending

Morbs, you don't like "Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion"?

Shaquille O'Neal

David Ducovny

Tom Selleck.

woops, Shaq was actually in some comedies i liked after his starring run - forgot about the Saw bit in Scary movie 4

Love how the subhead has to reassure viewers:

http://images.moviepostershop.com/her-alibi-movie-poster-1988-1020248097.jpg

Tom Selleck is
Her Alibi
A Sex Thriller

duchovny in zoolander, twin peaks, kalifornia

man you guys and your Zoolander love. Two things I hate and I have to stare at them for 90 minutes: Ben Stiller and Ben Stiller's mouth.

helen hunt

Rosie O'Donnell was in Beautiful Girls which I love.

Duchovny gets a lifetime pass purely for Larry Sanders

Still watching that, he hasn't been on it yet!

as good as it gets for hunt tbf

man you guys and your Zoolander love. Two things I hate and I have to stare at them for 90 minutes: Ben Stiller and Ben Stiller's mouth.

this is not how you make "zoolander love" sound ridiculous.

oh man i just looked up josh hartnett and i like half of the movies he is in o_O. lucky number slevin!

Amy Adams! Although she's just been announced for the new PT Anderson religious cult film..

The Fighter was excellent.

Amy Adams has been in plenty of good stuff

enchanted is great, though

Plus she's adorable

did somebody already mention kate hudson

oh hello

Yeah I think so.

Is almost famous good? I saw it so long ago I honestly don't remember.

somebody will rep for almost famous

xp oh she's completely adorable, just no roles in good films.

Emma Roberts isn't quite a well-known actor yet but she's certainly accumulating a catalog of mediocrity for when she does manage to break through

Almost Famous is judged as 'good' by enough people, and her character is probably the most interesting element in the film..

She's been on an aggressively terrible run since then tho

OK then Adams and Hudson are out.

robert pattinson?

ECLIPSE

RPattz is filming a David Cronenberg film at the moment, too

I've always thought this about Denzel Washington..

alicia silverstone. and yeah i know someone is going to mention clueless but fuck that

i know beverly hills cop, but aside from that how about judge reinhold?

denzel? Cmon.

judge reinhold

fast times

Bradley Cooper is putting together an impressively awful resume. I'll rep for Wedding Crashers tho.

there's one judge reinhold movie where he plays a cabbie I think helping some woman on the run from the mob. Seen the trailer about a bazillion times but never the movie

anne heche was in walking and talking.

kate hudson is a good one, though.

Judge Reinhold also in Arrested Development

goddamnit why does zach braff have to have had a small part in arrested development

haha xpost

clueless is amazing! it totally counts!

Here's Pattinson in Cronenberg's adaptation of Cosmopolis - looks encouragingly creepy
http://i2.blogs.indiewire.com/images/blogs/theplaylist/archives/robert-pattinson-and-sarah-gadon-in-cosmopolis.jpg

great things bradley cooper is in - the hangover, wet hot american summer, and (to me and me alone) midnight meat train

Alright, i'll give you WHAS but i will never swerve from my utter hatred of The Hangover

Katie Holmes?

duchovny in zoolander, twin peaks, kalifornia

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 5:14 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Duchovny gets a lifetime pass purely for Larry Sanders

― Number None, Wednesday, June 1, 2011 5:17 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do you guys hate the x-files or something? i guess he's terrible in it and it's dated, but come on.

katie holmes was in go and wonder boys.

totally forgot 'go' .liked that one.

I assumed they were thinking movies not TV for DD.

hey guys

james marsden

look up his imdb and shudder

oh wait some of yall like the xmen movies plus he was apparently in zoolander which other people like

Seth Rogen has only been in one film I like - Superbad

i waas not considering tv at all

Is this where I admit that I kind of liked the Hairspray movie musical?

which one. choose carefully

katie holmes was in go and wonder boys.

And The Ice Storm!

wondered how we got so many posts in one day: oh, it's because people are saying things like amy adams...

ooh, ooh, i got one: KATHARINE HEPBURN

man, if it weren't for kubrick, leelee would be world champion:

1995 Horse for Danny, A
1997 Jungle 2 Jungle
1998 Deep Impact
1998 Soldier's Daughter Never Cries, A
1999 Never Been Kissed
1999 Eyes Wide Shut
2000 Here on Earth
2001 My First Mister
2001 Joy Ride
2001 Glass House, The
2002 The Idol
2005 Max
2006 Lying Sarah
2006 Heavens Fall
2006 In a Dark Place
2006 Wicker Man, The
2006 Elder Son, The
2007 Walk All Over Me
2007 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
2008 88 Minutes
2008 Acts of Violence
2009 Finding Bliss
2009 Night Train
2009 Public Enemies
2010 Mad Cow, The
2010 Last Film Festival

though i might have enjoyed joy ride. can't remember. snd its possible that nobody even remembers who she is.

and i probably liked deep impact too cuz it was about the end of the world.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Hereonearth.jpg

i still haven't seen eyes wide shut. someday maybe. and i LOVE kubrick.

I liked A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries, which sounds like it's a Lifetime movie but is actually a Merchant Ivory film starring Kris Kristofferson.

Eyes Wide Shut is terrible so yeah, she wins.

Woah that's quite a cast there for Here on Earth.

Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, and anyone else from The Office who is not B.J. Novak (because he was in Inglourious Basterds)

carell does voicework in horton hears a hoo, so

2010 Mad Cow, The

what

i liked a soldier's daughter never cries! and MAX ruled!! it has great dialogue, like:

You're an awfully hard man to like, Hitler... but I'm gonna try!!!

Carell was in Anchorman ANCHORMAN!

"Steve Carell, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, and anyone else from The Office who is not B.J. Novak (because he was in Inglourious Basterds)"

Carell was in Anchorman and Fischer was in Slither.

Lol xp

It's definitely not Gerald Butler - How to Train Your Dragon was awesome.

What about actors who somehow have an aura of respectability but whose filmography is consistently horrible, e.g. Clive Owen

I feel like it shouldn't count if it's just voice work. You really need to look at Gerald Butler's stupid head for 90+ minutes to get the full effect.

Clive Owen? Really?

I want to nominate Matthew McConahey, but I really don't know a lot of the movies he's been in, so it's just because he's euuuuughhhhhhh.

Daniel Craig

clive owen's got gosford park and children of man and he was the only good thing in closer.

daniel craig's got casino royale and he got gwyneth paltrow to take off her clothes and kill herself in another movie.

steve oedekerk

No mention of Meryl Streep yet? Maybe she's been in a couple of tolerable movies (if you count voice acting), but surely she has the greatest discrepancy between reputation and back catalogue?

always nice to have a thread come up and remind me how stupid you guys all are about movies

i liked a soldier's daughter never cries! and MAX ruled!! it has great dialogue, like:

You're an awfully hard man to like, Hitler... but I'm gonna try!!!

― ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, June 1, 2011 11:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

all time line from max: "C'mon Hitler, lemme buy you a lemonade!"

Larry the Cable Guy. Cars is the only Pixar movie I don't like, and everything else he's done has been completly awful.

Gtfo with Daniel Craig & Clive Owen

Also Rosie O'Donnell was in "A League of Their Own" = lifetime pass

You guys, what about Mandy Moore?

guys you think are sexy don't count :D

xpost - my guilty secret is I love Larry as Mater but hate Larry the Cable Guy otherwise :/

no naming handsome actors bc you are jealous of their handsomeness

Melanie Griffith
Steven Baldwin

Griffith gets a lifetime pass for 'Something Wild' if nothing else, though I'll rep for Stormy Monday and Working Girl too.

Baldwin had a good 1989 and one or two decent things after (The Usual Suspects) though post 1995 it looks like a DTV wasteland.

Griffith out the gate had Smile and Night Moves, so, yeah, no.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just checked IMDB. All filler, no killer. Unless you count WWF and I guess I just don't.

As for Melanie Griffith, she was in Cecil B Demented! I thought that was pretty brave, actually.

the rock was in the other guys and southland tales

Southland Tales was awful.

welcome to the jungle was better than expected

x-post - I loved Southland Tales but I'm pretty sure that most people didn't. Still Rock gets a pass from me for that.

lol Steven Baldwin really is sort of saved by the Usual Suspects because the rest of his stuff is pretty dire across the board.

Mandy Moore also in Southland Tales :) Seems she was in Entourage too. People like that, right?

baldwin is godawful in the usual suspects

It's "have never been in anything good ever" not "have never been good in anything ever".

He's the most annoying looking baldwin. I hate his face so much.

lol Steven Baldwin really is sort of saved by the Usual Suspects because the rest of his stuff is pretty dire across the board.

what, you don't think "Bio-Dome" was a cinematic triumph

Kate Beckinsale is the ultimate answer to this question. I'm not sure she's even been in anything that is not awful.

I liked The Aviator but she is a stealth shit bomb

It's "have never been in anything good ever" not "have never been good in anything ever".

you know who is queen of the latter whom no one else agrees with me on but is still fucking horrible, is Julianne Moore

I may have said this once or twice before

xp: the first "Underworld" was not awful, also she was in "The Aviator"

mandy moore voicework in the excelkent 'tangled' fyi

mandy moore was in Saved.

what, you don't think "Bio-Dome" was a cinematic triumph

I prefer the classics Son in Law and Encino Man when I need my Pauly Shore fix.

Damn I need to watch Saved.

I love Mandy Moore for not reason other than I think she's adorable and probably really nice.

* no

julianne moore is terrible, but i think laura linney is worse. neither of them are helen hunt.

how can people hate laura linney :(

yeah I don't hate laura linney at all

huh

Old school I know but Vanessa Redgrave trumps all of those

i hated laura linney circa primal fear, absolute power and congo but she eventually found roles that justified her vague air of misery (you can count on me, squid and the whale)

maybe i just hate actors who badly execute a boston accent. in the john adams miniseries, i wanted to murder her the moment she shushes john as they're going to sleep. she's clearly trying to reach over and caress his face and say 'ssh' but she ends up doing, like, a face-hugger impression with her hand and squashing his nose while actually saying 'shuuuush' all slow and weird and badly boston-inflected.

surprised you haven't brought up diane lane then

angelina jolie

― if white indie hipsters could fly this place would be top gun (history mayne), Wednesday, June 1, 2011

this answer is obvious, wth

I don't think I noticed Laura Linney at all until Mystic River, but everyone except Tim Robbins was so terrible in that movie that it probably wasn't fair to instantly put her in the hate column.

Helen Hunt isn't good but she is a particular form of bland that I can deal with. Julianne Moore is EMOTING all the TIME and it is STUPID

xp: stop bringing up my celebrity girlfriend AJ

'you can count on me' is great

wait, you're letting tim robbins off the hook in that movie? VAMPYUHS

Kate Beckinsale is the ultimate answer to this question. I'm not sure she's even been in anything that is not awful.

I found Cold Comfort Farm fairly amusing.

yeah, you can count on me means laura linney should not even be mentioned here wth

jolie was in hackers

kate beckinsale was in last days of disco. i hate her, but i don't think she qualifies.

also the good shepherd

jolie that is

how can people hate laura linney :(

― horseshoe, Thursday, June 2, 2011 9:44 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't, but for people who have only seen her on Showtimes "The Big C," I understand.

Strangely, one Julianne Moore performance I like is in a movie I hate, Hannibal.

yeah, you can count on me means laura linney should not even be mentioned here wth

tbf she came up in the context of a digression into "actors that have never been good in anything ever"

Yeah last days of disco and cold comfort farm get beckinsale let off the hook I think.

I thought people WERE considering tv. For Duchovny they have mentioned Twin Peaks & Larry Sanders.

I like The X Files...the movies, even.

b/c this is the thread where apparently i come out with my irrational dislike of decent actors, can i just say that i also find philip seymour hoffman crazy annoying? he's in a lot of good films, but he's so ott conspicuous all the time, i just get weary of his schtick. he's like a big drama-geek show-off or something. ditto meryl streep - every role she's ever been in could have been improved by glenn close, im(weird)o < / derail >

safe is like top ten all time for me so i got love for julianne. plus she's been in other good stuff.

I thought Moore's particular brand of frozen, uptight WASPiness served her very well in Safe

(xpost!)

I can't go there with you re: Streep or Hoffman, remy

safe is like top ten all time for me so i got love for julianne. plus she's been in other good stuff.

― scott seward, Thursday, June 2, 2011 9:57 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

Oh God I hated that movie so much.

he's like a big drama-geek show-off or something

haha you do realize he's an actor, and this is a thing that all actors are

haha "acclaimed actors we find annoying" is a totally different 1000+ post thread

Streep thirded

what i mean is that i never forget i'm watching PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN as _________________, and not _________________, as played by PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN.

that's because you love him

beckinsale movies i have liked: cold comfort farm, last days of disco, laurel canyon, underworld, tiptoes (OMG! this movie!!), van helsing, underworld:evolution, vacancy.

would totally watch other stuff with her in it too. i dig her.

Laura Linney? aw man.

oh i like laurel canyon too. i don't know why she bugs me so much but she just seems awful.

xp i know, right?

kate is kinda like milla and ashley now for me. will kinda watch them in anything and i usually always like the action/adventure stuff they do.

Two Underworlds and Van Helsing? Seriously?

kate is like the anti-ashley instead of being lovely and amazing she is horrible and the worst

Theresa Russell.

Bad overemoter.

omg speaking of people i loathe: edward burns! that took me way too long!

stephen baldwin was in last exit to brooklyn and half baked too, so, really, he belongs in some hall of fame.

at least vaguely well-known actors that have never justified their existence

xp

i was gonna mention ed burns but i always bring up how much i hate him on here.

theresa russell is awesome and has been in many amazing movies!

me too! <3

xp

I'll go with you on Ed Burns, Scott.

hahahaha oh no

Ed Burns was in "Saving Private Ryan", which is a movie people seem to like but I have always fallen asleep during because every time I come across it on TV, it's somewhere in the middle

track 29 and eureka alone...

i hate saving private ryan

looking at imdb, i have seen way too many ed burns movies.

i loved those roeg movies from that era. what a loon.

WOW, just looked over his career and I have never seen an Edward Burns movie. That's actually remarkable.

ed burns is the devil.

otm

aside from SPR it seems like every other movie he's been in is unambiguously a toilet

ugh at Ed Burns' floppy hair

ah shit I forgot about Saving Private Ryan. damn you, Burns

that stammering schtick of his makes Woody Allen look like Brando

i remember some onion commentary tracks of the damned piece that revealed he uses the phrase "low-budge" when describing his indie movies

i think they wrote it "low-budj"

haha

is there a single living person who has ever liked ed burns? his career is mystifying.

well he had that terrible girlfriend with the beret

why does Cameron Diaz keep doing Ed Burns movies, is he holding her lovechild hostage or something

WOW, just looked over his career and I have never seen an Edward Burns movie. That's actually remarkable.

I just checked and I haven't either. Weird - not purposely avoiding the guy.

from wikipedia: "He is currently running a screenwriting contest with the web startup Scripped for a crowdsourced screenplay which he intends to help get produced"

i guess christy turlington is a living human being who must like ed burns ;_;

you guys who have never seen his movies are so lucky

Jon Bon Jovi must like him.

confidence was lulz but not exactly high art or anything

I could pretty much always get buy without jodie foster's rock-chewing on my screen

jodie foster was in taxi driver so

ed burns even had a comic book!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Walloper

An outcast and an orphan, Smith's massive right hand is nearly twice as large as his left, and when push comes to shove, you'd pity anyone that's gets in his way. Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

he is on a mission to shit on every genre of entertainment i guess

Taxi Driver and Silence of the Lambs in which she was perfect.

HS - loves Ruffalo, hates Burns

vital and important facts imo

haha erica i thought i had driven you from this thread.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COMIC BOOK

Wait - I don't actually like him. You know that, right?

oh yeah, i just meant "oh brother, she's talking about ed burns; this will take an hour"

i know foster's been in some great movies, but we were kinda stepping into 'great' actors we hate there for a while

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Just checked IMDB. All filler, no killer. Unless you count WWF and I guess I just don't.

― Nate Carson, Thursday, June 2, 2011 4:32 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Fast Five is fuckin awesome

Kate Beckinsale is the ultimate answer to this question. I'm not sure she's even been in anything that is not awful.

― Matt DC, Thursday, June 2, 2011 9:38 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

cold comfort farm! its startling to watch this today btw and see how much work shes had done.

jodie foster is a god and i would totally kill for her. wait...

lol

i love that rock movie where him and the american pie dude go to south america. i think its the pie dude.

i would kinda watch any rock movie. the tooth fairy was good.

xpost - lolllllllll

It's OK. I respect your passion and conviction on this one.

I would bring up Lithgow in re to this tangential topic but I don't hate him nearly as much as I used to.

Burns is in a commercial right now where he swallows a pill that has a camera in it where it takes pictures of your insides.

ew

I just watched the Criterion disc of "Blow Out" and its amazing how scary and good Lithgow is in that.

xps: "The Rundown"! That movie was surprisingly enjoyable.

He was also in "The Mummy Returns".

Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

Kate B has had TONS of work done which is particularly sad because iirc she's really cute in Cold Comfort Farm.

i love that rock movie where him and the american pie dude go to south america. i think its the pie dude.

― scott seward, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:22 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

the rundown! thats actually a good movie

I'm with Scott and DJP on The Rundown - total blast, and a great Walken performance in a mesh shirt.

and TamTam.

xposts Yeah I know that Lithgow is talented but I've just always irrationally hated him. He was on Doug Loves Movies last year and was charming and funny and p much won me over.

can't really digest Ring-a-Ling tbh; every time i think i hate ed burns adequately he sinks to a lower place

I've never even heard of the rundown!

I actually was let down by the Rundown, but my expectations of a movie starring the Rock, Stifler and Christopher Walken might have been too high at the time

I did love the ass-kicking opening sequence set to the Missy/ACDC mashup

a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy

called 'welcome to the jungle' over here iirc, repped for it upthread

Lithgow is SUPER SUPER SUPER nice.

its startling to watch this today btw and see how much work shes had done.

― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 2 June 2011 14:21 (3 minutes ago)

ain't that the truth

my only suzy-style fame stories are about this person, funny enough.

low-rent black gangster

why dont you share some, goole!

is she horrible? i want her to be horrible

xxp

Has Anne Heche ever been in something good? Wild Side is another classic Walken performance but the movie is ass.

Paul F. Tompkins does a hilarious Lithgow impersonation in which he repeatedly goes from maniacally upbeat to sinister and threatening on a dime.

anne heche was in walking and talking

Walking and Talking is good.

she was good in it! i guess it's too bad she's totally insane.

lol x-post

I liked lithgow a lot as a character actor in the 80s... blow out, buckaroo banzai, world according to garp, twilight zone movie

"you are a fellow orphan and a low-rent black ganster, Bootsy, but you are my only friend. oh and Ring-a-Ling. she's also my friend, though a femme-fatale."

Has Anne Heche ever been in something good?

Ellen Degeneres?

Phil D - I saw him do that live last year. It was awesome.

Goole - SPILL IT

LOOK I SAID THE LITHGOW THING WAS IRRATIONAL AND THAT I'M COMING AROUND ON IT OK?

you don't have to come around. even if it turns out kate beckinsale is the salt of the earth i intend to irrationally hate her till the end of my days.

am I the only one who loved Litghow in Raising Cain?

i actually dont like lithgow either

omg dan

can we get a temp ban on goole if he doesnt start telling beckinsale stories

^^^^^

i am going to imagine that she beat up goole's mom and took a shit in his kitchen

one point I will give to Kate Beckinsale over Ashley Judd is that Kate did not do "Twisted"

and fucked Ed Burns on his mom's bed

xpost

she would so do that

I never saw Walking and Talking because I dislike Catherine Keener, and it has Anne Heche who hasn't been in anything good.

how can people dislike catherine keener

catherine keener is an angel from heaven basically

ok here's my story.

before he was really famous, michael sheen did a film fest or something in mpls, and met some chick who was friends of friends of mine. he came through town a month or so later to, uh, see her again and i ended up at a party with him. we ended up talking about shakespeare or something, or richard burton, idk, we were both pretty drunk.

so he starts talking about fame-y type stuff, and the one story i can remember was that he was married to KB at one point, KB was in some period piece w/ jeremy northam (sp?), MS was hanging around on set one day, JN called KB a cunt, MS socked him in the mouth.

i tell this story to anyone whenever a michael sheen movie comes out. i was totally at a party with that guy once.

anne heche was in donnie brasco too, which is solid

btw thank you E3 for validating my awful sense of humor

Ed Burns is fucking awful. I hate that Irish American shite.

i read that as martin sheen at first and was sort of confused

oh yeah i liked donnie brasco!

i had no idea that sheen was married to kb!

totally forgot Donnie Brasco. Heche fails to qualify, damnit.

also Wag The Dog. yeah in the late nineties Heche was awesome.

I addressed the Heche issue upthread; she was in "I Know What You Did Last Summer", case closed

i had no idea that sheen was married to kb!

― Princess TamTam, Thursday, June 2, 2011 9:37 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

this was in england, it doesn't really count

plus all male english actors are gay

lol horshoe ilu

i can't believe KB shit on goole's mother's kitchen floor

that's outrageous

she's a monster

clearly!

in all honesty that story makes me a little sad because i always thought jeremy northam was nice

jeremy northan is exactly the villain i always imagined him to be

well KB may in fact be a cunt, let's withhold judgment

is it that thing where "cunt" is okay to say in england because *cultural differences*?

plus all male english actors are gay

He's Welsh

but i think that's only when you call a dude a cunt

He's British, maybe he meant that in the "affectionate mate" sense and MS misunderstood

xp: DJP/horseshoe semimindmeld

I heard KB has a kuato, I mean that's not her fault but still

but i think that's only when you call a dude a cunt

Right

maybe KB has a secret shenis

is it that thing where "cunt" is okay to say in england because *cultural differences*?

― horseshoe, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:45 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i think if it was ok, he wouldnt have gotten socked

ahhh SHENIS

i think if it was ok, he wouldnt have gotten socked

― Princess TamTam, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:47 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah :(

lol why did I think MS was an American

(ans: I had forgotten who MS was)

ahhh SHENIS

there are many ways to read this and all of them are funny

man michael sheen looks like a rodent and he gets all the babes

hes dating rachel mcadams now. hes pretty hilarious in the new woody allen movie btw

yeah he is not the best-looking dude

- michael sheen

http://s2.daemonsmovies.com/mov/up/2009/09/Michael-Sheen-357x500.jpg

pic taken by goole

hes dating rachel mcadams now.

wait WHAT

how the hell did that happen, did he meet her in a funhouse where his mirror made him look like Clive Owen and her mirror made her look like Clive Owen

goole --

fangs for a great evening!!

-- Michael

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3688/_3688.jpg

pic taken by jeremy northam

hes a babe collector... (morgan freeman voice)

this jeremy northam is a cad thing is messing with me. maybe i'm bad at making up personalities for famous people. like, maybe ed burns is a sparkling conversationalist.

Maybe she was really really awful. "Cunt" is still a bad term but I do think it's at least a little diff when coming from a brit even when aimed at a woman.

maybe i'm bad at making up personalities for famous people. like, maybe ed burns is a sparkling conversationalist.

Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

x-post - If only because it's tossed around so frequently. I just don't think it carries the same weight as it does here.

huh, that northam story is all over the web.

Is it true that Michael got into a fist fight with Jeremy Northam, your co-star in Golden Bowl, the (2000) when he came to visit you on the set?

Oh God, this story is going to follow me around forever. What happened was that I'd just got there so it was the first week of shooting, and no one was that organized or prepared as we'd all just arrived at the very last minute. So there was all that sort of pressure.

The thing is, there's all these pressures anyway, and different actors behave differently, and basically Jeremy and I had a disagreement about something. So I'm also taking care of Lily who was just six months old at the time and I was still breast-feeding and then Michael came down to the set to pick her up and suddenly sees this man yelling at me. So naturally he got very upset and that was that.

The truth is, he's never hit anyone before in his life and it was kind of shocking, but in a weird way it really broke the ice and it was all OK after that. I actually had a good time making the film.

we should do a poll or something

maybe i'm bad at making up personalities for famous people. like, maybe ed burns is a sparkling conversationalist.

Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:01 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks, Dan! i needed that.

np! ^_^

lol i never figured that story was a big secret. but i never looked it up either

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU1MTkwNjE3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzM2NTg3._V1._SX450_SY322_.jpg

(l-r: bootsy, smith, ring-a-ling)

oh, here ring-a-ling comes
watch out boy, ring-a-ling will chew you up

chuck 'scooby doo' berry

So I'm also taking care of Lily who was just six months old at the time and I was still breast-feeding and then Michael came down to the set to pick her up and suddenly sees this man yelling at me. His only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling. So naturally he got very upset and that was that.

lolololol

Maybe she was really really awful. "Cunt" is still a bad term but I do think it's at least a little diff when coming from a brit even when aimed at a woman.

No, it's bad if aimed at a woman

I mean, a punching out is entirely possible

then he formed gorillaz and that was that

ed burns is going to be in a movie directed and written by jennifer westfeldt, who wrote kissing jessica stein, which i loved. kristen wiig, maya rudolph and adam scott are going to be in it, too. i am clearly going to love this movie. why is ed burns doing this to me.

Ring-a-ling played the bass

it's a plot to get you to do a threeway with Kristy

oh no!

if by "do a threeway" you mean "stage a rescue mission," it just might work.

x-posts - I know it's still bad I just think there are varying degrees of badness and that maybe JN isn't a total ass. I mean, I don't really care personally, I'm not even sure I know who he is. I just didn't want HS to be upset because she clearly seems to like this dude.

Oh wait I know who is is. He probably is just awful. Sorry HS.

it's okay! i wasn't deeply invested.

Does Dane Cook count as an actor or even a human being?

sort of?

Was "Mystery Men" actually good? Because Dane cook was in it.

My memory seems to think that with the exceptions of Greg Kinnear and Hank Azaria, the answer is "No, it was not."

How about "Dan In Real Life"?

lol apparently I have never seen any of this dude's movies

When I write my comic book with an Asian femme fatale I'm going to call her Bang-a-Gong.

i liked dan in real life, but apparently i am the only person

Couldn't take 10 minutes of Dan IRL (that's what she said). Cook is blink-if-you-miss-it in Mystery Men so I wouldn't let that get in the way of saying he's never been in anything good.

dane cook was in the magnificent TORQUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPWoz7WTmjU

haha i think i mean he's miss-it-if-you-blink

ok wow i need to see torque

http://i.imgur.com/HPalS.png

It disturbed me when I read that Dane Cook was nearly cast as Jeff Winger on Community, he would have ruined it.

lol that movie looks amazing

ice cube!

dan, irl

cannot stop cracking up at adam scott and his huge key

Would the movie be a letdown after that youtube clip?

well those are the best scenes, but the whole movie has the same tone

omg @ Torque

That guy shot off a pair of handcuffs with... a sawed-off shotgun?

dying at the train stunt

guys just get off your motorcycles

it will be easier for you to move about the train if you are on foot

who is the 'bad girl' in that motorcycle girl fight

kate beckinsale

Cold Comfort Farm (TV movie) is meant to be tite, and she's very pretty

last days of disco is upper tier

also a couple of the vamps vs werewolf movies were 'ok'

and i have some real affection for laurel canyon but its probably not 'anything good'

i feel like adrien brody probably qualifies but mb that predator sequel was good idk

hes in the new woody allen movie, which i liked. its just a cameo but hes p funny.

also duhhh the thin red line

um "Summer of Sam"?

i remember summer of sam being okay too xp

uh The Pianist owns

pianist was the biggest snub in the end of the decade ilx movies poll imo

summer of sam is garbage & i like spike lee ok

forgot he was in ttrl still its my least fave malick

feel like brody often works with directors i like but in crappy movies mb thats why i think of him. his 90s output isnt so bad now that i look @ imdb tho

ive never seen the pianist figured it was trash

its not - its basically children of men: holocaust edition - rules

adrien brody is hot; i think that should count in his favor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

I was reading the the first couple Brody ones thinking but what about The Pianist?! only I kept thinking it was called The Piano Player but, yeah, it's really good! I liked Summer of Sam too though.

Also we've been there done that with Beckinsale about 100 posts above ppl and already agreed on CCF and LD of Disco. Read yr threads people my gawd.

i think i liked the aviator but mainly coz kate was double-hot in it

Thread totally worth it just for that clip of Torque. OMG! Ice Cube "fuck the police" oh Ice..

Summer of Sam = Adrien Brody with a mohawk, super hot.

kate beckinsale

― ☂ (max), Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:13 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Cold Comfort Farm (TV movie) is meant to be tite, and she's very pretty

― if i could fly this place would be a mid-90s r kelly jam (history mayne), Thursday, June 2, 2011 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

last days of disco is upper tier

also a couple of the vamps vs werewolf movies were 'ok'

and i have some real affection for laurel canyon but its probably not 'anything good'

― Lamp, Thursday, June 2, 2011 12:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm having deja vu.

guys

tbf I think Max was making joeks.

who is the 'bad girl' in that motorcycle girl fight

― goole, Thursday, June 2, 2011 12:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kate beckinsale

― ☂ (max), Thursday, June 2, 2011 12:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oops x-post

I GOT IT!

because we had been talking about how much work she had done

do keep up

hey what abt kate beckinsale (ducks)

SHE'S HAD WORK DONE.

It disturbed me when I read that Dane Cook was nearly cast as Jeff Winger on Community, he would have ruined it.

― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

pretty sure that didn't happen, iirc it was more that that pilot season the 2 people NBC was really hot on having headline a new sitcom were Cook and McHale, but ultimately they decided to focus on McHale