OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
ENGLICSH FAILÛRE?? IMPOSSIBLE -- RETARDE CHILD| SON OF FEARED POLIŒ
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
HELL--DIDDOLI--HOLE; 'CACHEPHRA//SE' CITISEN FLONDERSZ.. HATED BY HOMEHR.''
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BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
HOMTRE R/UN THROGH GARADE??; .••FURNTURE JOKE__•• TV SAIS '' ''MART GROEN///IIING" '' THE SIMSONS {COMMENCE}

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

a new wrinkle from T✧✧@K✧✧.e✧✧??

Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

this is so good

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
KILL ME . DEAT H; RELESE. COWUBRANGO
31 Aug

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

I suppose I should I say Tim "at" KFC "dot" edu

Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

Cowubrango.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

I vote latebloomer

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
EVRY DAY I SEE:: IN SKY,, WORDDS "''THE SIMSONS''" ..... ANGELS SINGS MY SURNAME;;^
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M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE
1 Sep via UberSocial for BlackBerry

fields of salmon, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

I vote latebloomer

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)

not me!

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

I am dying here.

Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
FREE IPAD

dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

HATE A COWMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON

going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

PRINCE-PAL SKIN SUPS FROM «FORBITTEN FRU|TE» ;; MSRS..CRABSAPPLE -- "I WITNESZED SEX ACT'' ' SAIYS BALDING >RETARDE CHILD<

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

Let's see if I got this right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

I like wolfpupy

MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo

science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

good plot twist today

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (seven years ago) Permalink

Nah jumped the shark

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^^

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

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Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

it is a huge Internet forum thing. It is like ilx and metafilter went back in time and created some sort of monstrous general interest and Internet comedy forum and charged $10 to join. Now less relevant than 4chan in the lulz space.

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

Xp

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

xxp well their forums are around for like 10 yrs now and they developed a big community with quite a distinctive sense of humour and style of posting. I used to lurk a lot on SA forums, back when PHIZ (hipster shitposting subforum) was available to read for free, but I'm glad I wasn't stupid enough to pay 10$ for a damn account. ILXOR has the same for free.

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's like 4chan was actually funny and wasn't anonymous

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

Something Awful is a web forum that contains cool creative people and also shitty internet nerds, and also some cool creative shitty internet nerds.

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

Something Awful is something on the internet.

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

whats up w/their twitter style, do they post like that on the site too, if so where and wtf is the deal

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=115 FYAD Goldmine, for your reading pleasure

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
¤¤¤ I AM BECOUME ««BARTE»» ,, DESTR•OIYER OFV }WORLDESZ{ ¤¤¤
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ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

frogbs came from something awful, fyi

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

... and another poster on here who has reinvented herself

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

the horse_ebooks craze comes out of SA, iirc

max, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

seems like a younger/less british ILX with less quality control

max, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

I still remember clearly, with a teary eye, the days of jeff k and cliff yablownski and lowtax. then they started reviewing hentai games. RIP

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

how does someone come from something awful, is there a bridge to ilx or a passage tube

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

there is a fistula

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

xp haha, I always kinda suspected that seeing his username
missing phis, wondering if it still exists somewhere in the registered-only sections...?

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

*phiz, damn

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

there is a fistula

― dayo, Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

I once thought it was J Chastain

pretty sure it's boring_as_heck

jeff tWEEDy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

― ice cr?m, Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fyad is where most of the mentally ill twitter comedians you like come from

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

actually i remember a while back you mentioned that was your favorite kind of tweeter so i asked your account name to see if you were into my favorite 'yads, but you werent really hip to them yet, #behindthecurve

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

just came here to say THRILLHORSE

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

at least we can all agree that GRAEYALIEN is the best yad/twitter dude

jeff tWEEDy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

actually i remember a while back you mentioned that was your favorite kind of tweeter so i asked your account name to see if you were into my favorite 'yads, but you werent really hip to them yet, #behindthecurve

― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, September 29, 2011 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i mean not really sure how i found all these dude tbh, RTs i suppose, it took me a while to figure out wtf it was that tied them all together

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

this one blew my mid the other day

thebibandit naaate
i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*
27 Sep

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

finally twitter justifies itself

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

lock twitter

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 18:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

goldmine

jeff tWEEDy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^

Miles "Tails" Davis (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

lmao

@thebibandit
naaate
Ingredients: aqua (water, eau), stearic acid, glycerin, ♰♰♰ WIT©H H▲ZEL ♰♰♰, lavender extract,

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

favolite simpsons

am0n, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

im a wolfpupy guy but graeyalien's one of the top guys too

wolfpupy is the fucking best

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah. I don't know how or why I stares following wolfpuppy (prob one of the recalling of ppl u should follow) but he/she is my abs fav twitter person.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

Started not stares

will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

his "dinosaur that turns into a race car" stuff kills me so bad

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

So good. Do u know anything about who is behind it? I don't. Just found it one day and it was luv at first tweet.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah wolfpupy is so great. I followed him due to RT's from aero.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Today wolfpupy reminded me that I need to watch this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106684/

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy is the fucking best

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, September 29, 2011 5:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

you RTing him was like the best day of his life

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

thebibandit is absolutely murdering me, the guy is a luriqua-level lost internet genius

max, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

otm

ice cr?m, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 11:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

i v much enjoy @dogsdoingthings

ice cr?m, Monday, 31 October 2011 14:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril is a favorite

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint
have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks
28 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint
i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro
30 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint
The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]
22 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint
"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
28 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

loll

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril wint
HIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL
20 Oct via web Unfavorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

ok sorry getting carried away here

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

omg the wario one

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

why was there debate, though?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol

Occupy_Hulk Occupy_Hulk
HULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.

HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.

HULK EXCITED @LupeFiasco SUPPORT #OWS & GENERAL STRIKE. STRIKES ALWAYS BETTER WITH LASERS. #STANDWITHOAKLAND

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril
wint

im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier

haha what is the deal with this shit

couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this

dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks

Learn norse runes like never
1 Nov Favorite Undo Retweet Reply

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
Are Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic
3 hours ago via web

dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

hate a sargeman

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

weren't there some real good 53% ones also

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
#IAMTHE53 • I HAVE »CLEFTPALITE« // NO »HELTHINSZURANCE« IN YUGOSLAV // |HOMTRE DIYABETIK| // TOIL TOIL TOIL ¤ SUBMIT` TO WEALTHIYMASZTERS\\

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/L9sl3.png

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic

max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril wint
pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril
wint
@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere
29 Oct via web
Favorite Retweet Reply

DennysGrandSlam Denny's
by dril@
@dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.
1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

awesome

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg

PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

no but that's amazing

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter

max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)

V79, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

i do follow that dude already tho

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

hors(e_e)books

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

is zizek_ebooks real?

Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

@casualmalexlfan
Casual Male XL Fan
Sir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?
2 hours ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

via @dogboner

https://p.twimg.com/AdsuqzHCQAAt3mE.png

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

mobutu sese seko otm

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://oi39.tinypic.com/dsh9g.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

aerosmith otm

goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't even have a kindle

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

i hope u make it available in portable document format

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

i am going to live tweet it

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

max_ebooks

max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CUL4-zRy4M

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

― max, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

nanowrimo openers

Picnicant, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, November 7, 2011 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

― max, Monday, November 7, 2011 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

well the quotes have been more poignant and weird but you can sense some meaning behind them, compare it with guitar_ebooks or any of the other noncompromised e_books I promise you SOMETHING IS GOING ON

I'm glad somebody out there believes me!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 12:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

RT

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 14:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

can I be the guy who tries to warn everybody but mysteriously slips on a banana peel in the shower and dies before my warnings are heeded

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 12:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

he knew too much

what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/ChristmasEbook/status/133323979174838272

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 15:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
ONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES
7 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol is that a lil b joke

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

@thebibandit
bandit
Everybody Welcome Our Special Guest: Garfield! [sewer people limp out onto stage] Wow This Cat Love To Eat! [they beg for medicine+supplies]

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

you know that feeling where you wish you were super rich so that you could pay people to do whatever they want for the rest of their lives, that is how i feel about the bi bandit

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

i particularly enjoyed the one abt turtles

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

I object to the furcation of his name to the bi bandit

clearly it's the bib and it

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

this one lamp

thebibandit bandit
WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!
2 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
in retrospect, switching to a cavern-based society was good in that it eliminated cyberbullying but bad in that it introduced spiderbullying
1 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha yeah i dont know why but corny wordplay like that just kills me... also really loved the spiderbullying one

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

it's like a lost deep thoughts

balls, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
~♥♥♥~ GRANDMA LOVES HER SPECIAL GRANDSON ~♥♥♥~ BUT NEEDS HER PILLS TO LIVE ~♥♥♥~ PLEASE UN-"ROMHACK" THE MEDICINE CABINET ~♥♥♥~
15 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft

thebibandit bandit
for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been
7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

like this one is just

thebibandit bandit
.@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this
5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

can everyone i follow stop retweeting horse_ebooks because idgi & feel like i'm not missing out on much

MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

this stuff p much still sux

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
you shut your mouth / how can you say / my yearbook photo can't be anime
9 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

horse_ebooks even in its current decrepit state is like better than 99% of twitter

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

the best ones are equal parts jack handey + borges + lovecraft

yeah this otm i always thought these dudes were kinda cribbing a lot their rhythm/structures from mitch hedberg but jack handey is really better/closer i think

@thebibandit bandit
cops chase a man into a TV showing the same episode of cops. bad boys plays, but i cant hear it. my dog is making that powerline sound again

so solaris (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

All these dudes have a direct mainline to my central LOLing system

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

I am DYING at the yearbook anime one

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 03:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol is that a lil b joke

KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

^memesource imo

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (sic), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit bandit
.@tacobell lost for 6 days now in floors 70-80 of Taco Tower Value Meal. not even any food in here. just traps. why do you sell this
5 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

thebibandit bandit
for 3 years now everyone's old friendster pages have been posting in languages no one speaks on pictures of us in places we've never been
7 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

― max, Wednesday, November 9, 2011 2:59 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

hahaha holy shit

what's happening to our based god??? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

thebibandit makes me feel so unfunny :(

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 06:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

I am DYING at the yearbook anime one

― 2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 08:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril
wint
@Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying
12 Nov via web Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint
Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No
11 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Sunday, 13 November 2011 21:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

Lol

ice cr?m, Monday, 14 November 2011 04:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

my fav twitters are bibandit & riffraff

When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

RAP GAME LARRY BiRD .... YA MAMA iS A HAiRY NERD

When snap was real ... Thumbs up if you agree (D-40), Monday, 14 November 2011 04:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

ok the bibandit is incredible

tpp, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

we used to call a kid in middle school the b.o. bandit. thats all i can think of wheni see thebibandit.

Picnicant, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

feeling stepdad_earth today:

stepdad_earth chill bro baggins
THIS YEARS HOT T'GIVING ACTIVITY: YOUR GRANDMA READING A PRINTOUT OF UR TWEETS & ASKING 'NOW WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS ONE' AFTER EACH ONE
15 Nov Favorite Retweet Reply

GREENS (the putting kind) (donna rouge), Friday, 18 November 2011 17:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

stepdad_earth chill bro baggins
'A Wicked Clown Doesnt Cite Sources,' Said Violent J Professor Of Juggalo Studies Alan Dershowitz As He Peed In My Pumpin Spice Latte
16 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

this guy is my new favorite

http://www.twitter.com/DinkMagic

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic Close
Embrace the spirit of Libertarionism: A majestic Bald Eagle gets shot with a pistol and eaten raw by a mother and son who later puke it up

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic Close
Hey fellow #skeptic s! Come join Skeptic Circle! It was going to be called Unpleasant Cunt Gathering of Shit Asses but that was too long

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

Wayne Gretzky @DinkMagic 28 Dec Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
guy bring Me a book say Ronthis here a story about a Coony feller wit them big lips who-i say stop! ill publish, but only if i dont get paid

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

theres a series around december 8 where hes just tweeting @menshumor that kills me

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

the sex scene tweets on Dec 13 are incredible

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this basically everyone being talked about itt? like this seems enough of a thing that it's a subgenre of Twitter users or whatever, but if it's essentially a SA circlejerk then maybe not (even though I really like it)

Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:52 (seven years ago) Permalink

a handful of them are goons but a bunch have "joined" on twitter

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

I think it's all just a SA circle jerk about 1.) corporate branding 2.) space aliens 3.) everything else

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

boring_as_heck has never posted to SA, despite being an integral member of twitcrew

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

i feel like this is where we should discuss maxs burgeoning role as their liaison to the msm

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 14:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolf pupy is def top 3, maybe top 1

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

how many of them are ade, is what i want to know

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

i dont really vibe to wolf puppy that hard

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

his highs aren't the highest highs but he's the most consistent

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

famouscrab is funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

bandit, dril and dinkmagic are the funniest and most consistent imo

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

this girl is a lol https://twitter.com/#!/lolzque its all in one voice/style ive noticed being thrown around a lot

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

i like this guy too https://twitter.com/#!/ahuj9

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

agree re bandit and dril tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

big fan of moewytchdog too

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

one thing i dont like is some of these guys will start talking abt indie rock and it totally breaks the spell

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

you should tell them max 'no more indie rock'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolfpuppy is the classic account where i rofl at a RT then go to the account and it's just a bunch of not funny tweets -- dudes like this should tweet like... 3 times a day at maximum -- peanutfreemom had the same problem

bandit & dril are def the best

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

feel like bandit has fallen off tho after the name change

tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

bandit/dril/dinkmagic have really good QC it just means fewer tweets

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 15:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

i'm not sure how she fits into this 'world' or whatever but i really love tricia lockwood's tweets

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

yes totally

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 January 2012 16:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

TriciaLockwood Patricia Lockwood
Sext: The Foley artist stands motionless above you, playing slurps and moans and soft female sighs. In the morning you are pregnant
31 Dec

donna rouge, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

also johns strange love affair w/wolfpuppy

like seriously all his joeks crack me the fuck almost. I just get the helpless giggles. he could just do the "dinosaur that turns into a race car" joek over & over and I'd still lol every time. the only thing that bugs me is when he goes into "lol 'rap' talk" mode. but other than that something about his whole deal just gets me every time

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

moewytchdog is great & dropkickpikachu (who I think is now skatewytch?) though that's the more aggro end of rage-and-lol twitter political kids

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

i dont really "like"/"get" pt cruiser usa

max, Thursday, 5 January 2012 17:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

― ice cr?m, Friday, November 4, 2011 10:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

lol

how many of them are ade, is what i want to know

― tracy mcgr8080 (dayo), Thursday, January 5, 2012 10:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

i cant hang with these guys comedically, though i do knoe some of them fursonally...

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

(who I think is now skatewytch?)

thats km4cash iirc

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

and dropkick is her bf though if theyre SA posters they could very well be the same person on gimmick accounts

jung money (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

max, you never weighed in on the iRespectSimpson subplot

waka flocka dimes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

i kinda lost the plot a couple weeks in, i think i unfollowed

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

the first few days of real bart were among the funniest events of 2011 though

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

all thing are milhorse

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^ I say this to a friend at least once a week

mh, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

the day i discovered thebibandit was one of the better in that whole miserable year

╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 01:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

elder bart not much better

luckily he doesn't tweet very much

dayo, Friday, 6 January 2012 01:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

HATE A COWMAN

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, September 4, 2011 4:04 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i still say this to myself all the time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 06:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

from what i can tell its become a broader twitter subgenre w/the SA users as its originators and core

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 5, 2012 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah I posted on SA for years and most of these guys are fyads or refugees from deleted fyad-lites. the thread that bi bandit's username either came from or inspired is really brilliant, it's just a series of escalating x bandit puns. the party line is fyad hasn't been "good" since 2008ish but most of its current best posters (@sskylark, bi bandit, @dinkmagic, @woodmuffin) are on twitter now. (@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

sorry, that's a lot of text. just want 2 relish being a Guy Who Knows Things

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

does phiz still exist? been missing lurking through it, makes me wonder if more phiz regulars are now on twitter

V79, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah, it's still there.

Andrew Kornfan, Friday, 6 January 2012 08:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

fyad still has a few brilliant threads a year, but twitter really IS fyad now

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

(@fart is now exclusively on twitter because smashmouth humiliated him by eating the eggs, causing irreparable Ownage)

― Andrew Kornfan, Friday, January 6, 2012 3:30 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

docevil's a sack of shit and being shamed off the boards was the highlight of his posting career

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah I think there are a lot of FYAD posters who are like "I'm not really funny nor do I bring anything to the table, but this is FYAD so any random shit I post here is going to be funny", then once the good posters left it was pretty much all those guys

frogbs, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

what happened w docevil

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

ugh i dont even wanna link it. just type docevil into google and autocomplete will do the rest 4 u

maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

sheesh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/RcXhb.gif

(๑•̀⌓•́๑) (am0n), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://scrollingmarquis.com/fyad/doc.png

╬ (Lamp), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:58 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

is wet butt on twitter?

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

protip: play this while watching that rainbow frog gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3gv9jhRQ5U

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

im trying one of these

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

RIP parody simpson twitter account

http://twitter.com/#!/ElderBart/status/157528457214038016

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril wint still high quality imo

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

dril/@graeyalien/@sskylark are yr best bets as far as consistency imo

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 15 January 2012 06:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

@UtilityLimb:

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.

s.clover, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahaha oh I forgot Bi Bandit. him too

Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

:)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

heavy day for twetcru :-/

max, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

that "superb owl" tweet is one of my favorites :(

donna rouge, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

UtilityLimb: condolences but our sponsors wish to remind you that social media is a worthwhile use of what fleeting time precedes the unknowable darkness

Mordy, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

what happened

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

tree bro ODd, i guess

max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

:/

i was a preteen blogger (Lamp), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 02:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

dang, rip

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 03:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

sad, rip

dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://lyfestinks.com/post/16396055974/rip-tree-bro

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

damn.

Clay, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Kinda feel like that will not end well

a lot of the main dudes seem like maybe they are glad, or think that he is a fag for dying

MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

my whole feed yesterday was cluttered with his friends/admirers RTing his stuff tho

donna rouge, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

people on the internet being insensitive shocker

dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://fraujager.tumblr.com/post/16399037128/rip-tree-bro

The original post is mirrored here, with a longer story of tree_bro's relapse, partly from in his own words. It's tragic.

Clay, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

a lot of the main dudes seem like maybe they are glad, or think that he is a fag for dying

― MPx4A, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FYAD seems to not give a shit but most people on twitter seemed bummed. need ade to decipher

max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

hehe yeah

it was just weird seeing that those guys' main disappointment seemed to be that some of the less brazenly sociopathic bandit/graeyalien type ones had been vaguely sympathetic about the situation

MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:00 (seven years ago) Permalink

absolutely shocked that bunch of SA nerds would be unsympathetic

dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

sure, yeah

MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol UtilityLimb is a friend of mine, ive tried to get him to join ilx in the past but he resisted :(

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm a big fan.

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://rhizome.org/editorial/2012/jan/24/patricia-lockwood/

donna rouge, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol UtilityLimb is a friend of mine, ive tried to get him to join ilx in the past but he resisted :(

― ciderpress

omg

markers, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 20:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

FYAD seems to not give a shit but most people on twitter seemed bummed. need ade to decipher

― max, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

idk if you saw SRN's or Bloach's series of tweets but iirc they are withholding sympathy on the basis of tree_bro's apparent refusal to get help and they see "addiction is a disease" as a shitty rebuttal because he had a pretty strong support system (?) but I think Katie N.'s response is really human and tactful and addresses all sides of it and like, this is a regular-ass human being, not Joe Pa, so I wish those dudes had been a little more compassionate even if they had issues w/him but I guess that reeks of Care

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

armchair analysis of a bunch of twitter assholes' feelings

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah SRN was tweeting at me about it yesterday. and mobute is being kind of an ass about it too.

max, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 21:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

I'm sure those guys will have something that is really difficult to overcome at some point in their lives and they will then go through it and still have no idea how to relate to others

mh, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Brandon_Vedas

dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

so I wish those dudes had been a little more compassionate even if they had issues w/him but I guess that reeks of Care

― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:18 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark

and of course, showing Care on the internet is to be avoided At All Costs or it might damage your rep

dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

"I told u I was hardcore" was one of the last things Vedas typed, and is often used sarcastically on internet message boards and discussion sites.

¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response

☂ʊηε✏ƴ@яḓṧ, ẘ♄øк☤ʟʟ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

its kinda compelling imho how people react to this super real tragic event popping up through all the layers of comedy abstraction irony artifice playfulness and whatever else that characterized their relationships, their lil art project, I cant really judge people for behaving however they do, its a p peculiar situation

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol UtilityLimb is a friend of mine, ive tried to get him to join ilx in the past but he resisted :(

― ciderpress, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:10 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tell him we will let him on our secret bord

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 02:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

don't know where else to put this

m bison
@sadnesspolice
@SkeeNation help I am stuck w cursed skee ball machine if I roll a ball I am one ball closer to death UNLESS I roll a 100 (never done this)

SkeeNation
@sadnesspolice keep trying!

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

perfect

Clay, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

:D

markers, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

:D

# (Lamp), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

l∞l

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:03 (seven years ago) Permalink

UtilityLimb: "tears in heaven" is considered metadubstep because it's a song about a sick drop

Mordy, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

O,O

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

*applauds*

dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

FYAD seems to not give a shit but most people on twitter seemed bummed. need ade to decipher

― max, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:55 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

fyad once coaxed a man into killing himself and crowed about it afterwards, tyhere was a zero percent chance any of them would risk looking weak by displaying some kind of public emotion about the OD of this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/M4pOp.png

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

yikes

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

*washes hands*

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

even thrush made a kinda nice tweet tho

max, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

ive been waiting for the dark side of the yad to unveil itselves to yall... once u know... the laughs dont come so easy...

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

nah i mean im not surprised, i think im actually more surprised at how care-y the twetcru is

max, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

tbh i had seen that screenshot before

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

it is p gross tho!

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

so is it cooler to care or not to care, I'm confused

dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh no, this stuff is small potatoes. i was still talking about when they harassed a wikipedia editor into killing himself, and then had a huge thread where they spent page after page bragging and joking about it. only one guy on the entire forum expressed the tiniest reservation over it. the entire thing was so gruesome and cruel that i could never look at them or the board in the same way again

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah thats horrible, i kinda want to ask u for details, but kinda not

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 January 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's ty peppar, right, ade? I'm not really up on this stuff because I only read FYAD for the funny WET BUTT posts ("[laughs] Tiesto ftw.")

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 28 January 2012 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

so is it cooler to care or not to care, I'm confused

new board description

riboflavin flavored (get bent), Saturday, 28 January 2012 21:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

m bise killin it today fwiw

Clay, Sunday, 29 January 2012 00:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

#ff me in2 mental illness

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah when I posted in fyad circa like 2004-2005 they kinda took some stuff seriously, like it was all trying to get people banned and that was it. all that creepy net detective stuff always seemed strange to me

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

ivestigating is fun I think is what it comes down to, tho I dont actually know what you're talking abt, we researched a guys life here once

lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, but iirc, it was just research and you never did anything with it like contacting him or goading him into killing himself. Tiny difference imho.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

tbf I did later goad him into killing himself I just never told Ilx abt it

lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

last thing I remember was all the Flying Squid stuff which toed the line between "this guy really deserves this" and "maybe everyone needs to cool down and stop taking this shit so seriously"

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

man every time I think abt how that army guy wouldnt tell us who the other guy was I get so mad

lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

ivestigating is fun I think is what it comes down to, tho I dont actually know what you're talking abt, we researched a guys life here once

― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:41 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_flesh_search_engine

dayo, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

man every time I think abt how that army guy wouldnt tell us who the other guy was I get so mad

― lag∞n, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wth are you talking about? Either I totally missed this or it was before my time.

ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

so not gonna happen, stop researching my life

lag∞n, Monday, 30 January 2012 22:59 (seven years ago) Permalink

is everything ok with utilitylimb?

UtilityLimb: Those [ANCIENT RUINS] to the north were once the [GREAT SOCIAL MEDIA TEMPLE]. I hear there are [TREASURES] inside which [DELAY THE SADNESS].
UtilityLimb: Depression shakes his head. "I'm lost just like you, dude. I can't escape death either." He resumes crushing you and fostering media content

sad :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

utilitylimb is definitely the most schopenhauerian

dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

famouscrab is like a lesser xerox of wolf pupy

dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

<3 utilitylimb

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

seriously. i'm sure like everything else the critique will inevitably be assimilated and it'll become repetitive and tedious but at this particular moment it resonates w/ me like nothing else...

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

i have no idea what any of this is. like it seems intriguing but also time consuming.

judith, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/UtilityLimb/status/164533253800337408

markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

@UtilityLimb
bandit
i just make dog jokes for attention. i don't know what they are or where one stops & another begins in that weird mass that replaced the sea

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

the bib and it is really tops recently, every one a winner

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah bandit has been on a serious roll, hes not even funny anymore just ~~mind-expanding~~

max, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

often I find myself lost in a reverie thinking about a utility limb tweet.

kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

truth flood

Lamp, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/E4t5H.png

aw RIP tree bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

it tends to be hit-or-miss but i'm still glad topical voldemort exists.

ban opinions (reddening), Monday, 6 February 2012 05:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

these just get more amazing.

@UtilityLimb
bandit
What society thinks I do: [THE ABYSS, GAZING BACK]. What I REALLY do: [IT DOES NOT RETURN THE GAZE. WE HAVE NO COMPANION, NOT EVEN THE VOID]

s.clover, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

ha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (seven years ago) Permalink

any non-SA funny twitters?

trivial fursuit (m bison), Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

yeah, @sadnesspolice

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

a lot of twetcrew is not actually goons

max, Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

bandit
‏ @UtilityLimb
Follow

studied abroad? *grins* yeah, i've studied a broad... variety of this world's offerings and found no solution to my inescapable mortality ;)

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

really is a tweeter for our times

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolf puppy ‏ @wolfpupy Close
>Combine Hair + Sand >Eat "I don't think I can eat this" >Eat

kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:51 (seven years ago) Permalink

UtilityLimb: Affluent man peers into dead friend's tomb, gasps. The items are gone. They have accompanied him to the next world. Miracle. Credits roll.

the first time he's moved from the sublime to the mundane instead of from the mundane to the sublime? feels monumental...

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 03:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

mordy

kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 March 2012 04:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

whiny

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2012 04:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

american military intervention definitely solves humanitarian problems instead of causing them. this has been proven time and time again, and is a matter of historical record. wait... what the... *twilight zone music fills everyones ears*

― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, March 9, 2012 7:32 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― beachville, Friday, March 9, 2012 8:10 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@UtilityZinn

― kony indie fuxx (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 9, 2012 9:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/178900441491443712

markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/178913594900086784

markers, Monday, 12 March 2012 02:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

awesome:

http://twitter.com/#!/wolfpupy/status/177726477075365888

s.clover, Monday, 12 March 2012 03:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy is awesome

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Monday, 12 March 2012 03:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

should go to bed now b/c that was a great way to end a sunday

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Monday, 12 March 2012 04:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 03:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

@mana_horse has been variously cracking me up and giving me stuff to think about lately.

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

Which one of you is @JNicholsonReal?

polyphonic, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

holy christ @CNNNewsUSA

CNN News USA ‏ @CNNNewsUSA Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open
"I DUnno Barack I Think It's Mustard" Says Joe Bidend As He Continues To eat Fistfuls Of Dirty Water

althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

UtilityLimb: being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred

Mordy, Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/Favstar/status/185502247457783808

markers, Friday, 30 March 2012 02:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

feel like @DRAKE_THOUGHTS is a distillation of my essence

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dril: WELL I PRINTED OUT MY RESUME, DUNNO WHAT ILL DO WITH THESE OTHER 4999 BOXES OF PROFESSIONAL "IF YOUR A HATER DONT READ THIS" STATIONERY

many lols @ this

ralphs vons williams (get bent), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

think markers took over @dinkmagic

dayo, Sunday, 1 April 2012 12:43 (seven years ago) Permalink

having a banner day today, finally made a Dustin Hoffman/69 boyz joke that I've been dreaming of

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 04:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

anyone know why wolfpupy's account is locked

markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 01:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

@dogboner with a gem

http://i.imgur.com/NbYLG.png

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:50 (seven years ago) Permalink

'nannigans

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

aw man. RIP @HellDudeREAL

that was one hilarious day. hope some of you got to see. was a creation of @ahuj9, apparently.

andrew m., Friday, 13 April 2012 16:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

mark today as the day twitterppl started paying attention to me bc of this twit: https://t.co/cLj7TGuI

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Saturday, 14 April 2012 02:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

@HellDudeREAL is back!

andrew m., Saturday, 14 April 2012 04:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

this is kind of amazing

https://twitter.com/#!/pentametron

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 07:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons

conrad, Sunday, 15 April 2012 09:13 (seven years ago) Permalink

I call bullshit, some of those are dactyls and trochees.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Sunday, 15 April 2012 12:20 (seven years ago) Permalink

pretty awesome

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 April 2012 14:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

that's lovely

ogmor, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

agree but algorithm needs tweaking to recognise emoticons

― conrad, Sunday, April 15, 2012 5:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it does!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Sunday, 15 April 2012 16:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

wint ‏ @dril Close
the moment you realize that every piece of furniture you own is just a man in a zentai suit stuck in a rigid pose and they all flee at once

dayo, Saturday, 28 April 2012 22:58 (six years ago) Permalink

@UtilityLimb
open a girl twit pic and click expand. it make her grow from mere notion of what you can't have to real embodiment of what you can't have :]

Mordy, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:32 (six years ago) Permalink

god u tweet and tweet and u can never be so succinct as utilitylimb

arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:34 (six years ago) Permalink

ha yes thats a good one

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:36 (six years ago) Permalink

I would pay cash money, boutique press prices even, for a book by utilitylimb.

s.clover, Thursday, 3 May 2012 02:45 (six years ago) Permalink

feel like that would be a letdown, enjoy the free twitter

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 May 2012 10:46 (six years ago) Permalink

book would be difficult because we really need to ruminate over things like

@UtilityLimb
"how creative. the joy division album cover again," - me, sarcastically, to the endless black & white lines pouring out the sky into the sea

for an hour or two.

what became of @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

danny houellebecq (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 May 2012 11:02 (six years ago) Permalink

jumped shark; later broke 4th wall and abandoned shtick I believe.

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:02 (six years ago) Permalink

believe it or not Ken Jennings' twitter is almost as good as the guys mentioned ITT

That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:05 (six years ago) Permalink

^^^

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

wkiw with ken jennings and his weird mormon humor

dayo, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:09 (six years ago) Permalink

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

I spend soccer season trying to get little boys out of my van. I'm like the opposite of a pedophile.

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.

Ken Jennings ‏ @KenJennings

I bet when the Heartbreakers are on the road, their manager is like "And stay out of the 'Petty' cash!" and they all laugh & laugh

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:12 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah real cool twitter guys

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 May 2012 16:39 (six years ago) Permalink

Where is utilitylimb?

elan, Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:18 (six years ago) Permalink

working on tweet 666

diamonddave85, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:52 (six years ago) Permalink

Well I just dissolved a tube of Necco wafers in my Coke and made Dr Pepper, in case the MacArthur Foundation is reading this.

real lols @ this

get wolves (get bent), Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:05 (six years ago) Permalink

wolf puppy ‏ @wolfpupy
throw a bag of flour in to the ocean who cares

wolfpupy otm

dayo, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:29 (six years ago) Permalink

hahaha

i'm sad that @foodnetwerk was suspended. i figure alton brown is behind this.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:04 (six years ago) Permalink

oh man i missed the fun. found some of their tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/FoodNetwerk
also found this with some context: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/alton-brown-is-a-party-pooper

i apparently don't follow the travails of comedy twitter accounts very closely.

s.clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:46 (six years ago) Permalink

As I suspected. His insistence that he couldn't bear the trademark infringement is pretty weak. And if they ditched that, then what got them shut down? Not that @foodnetwerk were my favorite ever, but some of their individual tweets WERE my favorites ever.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:08 (six years ago) Permalink

CNNNewsUSA is still going

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 19:11 (six years ago) Permalink

foodnetwerk migrated to another account iirc

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:18 (six years ago) Permalink

Oh? Which one?

Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (six years ago) Permalink

FoodNetwark iirc

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:06 (six years ago) Permalink

thanks for the pointer.

s.clover, Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:30 (six years ago) Permalink

CNNNewsUSA is my favorite thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 May 2012 06:45 (six years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

wolfpupy and utility_limb never tweet anymore. my twitter feed is a lot less funny these days :(

kid steel (cajunsunday), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (six years ago) Permalink

@andersoncoopers is really really beautiful, i would buy books of it as poetry. funny also.

, Blogger (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:19 (six years ago) Permalink

@Bill_Nye_tho

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:12 (six years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy locked his account. if he doesn't follow you, you don't see his stuff any more. also he tweets less & seems bummed out.

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:25 (six years ago) Permalink

wolf teen

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:26 (six years ago) Permalink

deg ‏@degg
most people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh

max, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 13:47 (six years ago) Permalink

@utilitylimb seems to have slowed their roll too

@dril is just consistently amazing:

wint ‏@dril
IM AN incest-libertarikin transvaginal ultrasound who owns GUn's and i will post a picture of my dick everyday until voting is made illegal

moesha my reflection (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:41 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah he is -

just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies. sad and pissed off

ogmor, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 15:13 (six years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800

lawl who is this

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 14:49 (six years ago) Permalink

KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard

Magic Mountain fun today!! Kanye laughing & me crying! The whole of existence frightens me.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:56 (six years ago) Permalink

dying

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 23 July 2012 14:57 (six years ago) Permalink

KimKierkegaardashian ‏@KimKierkegaard
Bootcamp & pilates by 9am! Beast mode day 2! I feel good! The defiant self is its own master, but he is a king without a country.

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:10 (six years ago) Permalink

companion acct:

https://twitter.com/Justin_Buber

max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:14 (six years ago) Permalink

Justin Buber ‏@Justin_Buber
The Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare

max, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:15 (six years ago) Permalink

rutger schopenhauer?

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

david allan foucault

am0n, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:06 (six years ago) Permalink

arnold schopenegger

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 16:11 (six years ago) Permalink

worried about wolfpupy : (

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 21:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
#15ThingsGirlsHate gettin their big knockers sucked on by some dingus who stinks at it. outta the way, bozo. let ol' db in there haha

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:03 (six years ago) Permalink

wint ‏@dril
oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle... *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way,

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:04 (six years ago) Permalink

big lols to both.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:09 (six years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

miss nate so bad

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:35 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/78qAL.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 21 September 2012 04:57 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/dogboner/status/245640998095577089

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 September 2012 07:26 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

why is everyone suddenly referring to this as 'weird twitter' and where did this start

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:40 (six years ago) Permalink

i care less about when it started than when for god's sake will it STOP

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:45 (six years ago) Permalink

i follow a bunch of "weird twitter" people but i don't know how you can define a community based on who-follows-and-interacts-with-whom because it's all so fluid and permeable and contingent. do you define it by style or method? am i "weird twitter"? i don't think so. others might say yes.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

what is love? what is a hipster? what is weird twitter?

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

you're pretty funny, kind of weird

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:49 (six years ago) Permalink

ha weird twitter is the ultimate subtweet

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

omg that second blog post is.... is...

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:19 (six years ago) Permalink

shut it down folks

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:29 (six years ago) Permalink

Psychoanalytically, we might infer that @hell_homer’s suffers severe cognitive dissonance over his identification with “weird twitter”.

hmm yes, i will use a big adverb to characterize this phenomenon, ahh um hmm yes ah

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:30 (six years ago) Permalink

I have discovered a community of "crap blogger".

s.clover, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:31 (six years ago) Permalink

can describe jokes but does not get jokes

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:32 (six years ago) Permalink

ban college kids from the internet

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:33 (six years ago) Permalink

This is a blog about my technological, political, and academic interests. I am a PhD student at UC Berkeley School of Information. Since starting that program, this blog has turned into something of an open notebook.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i like "weird twitter" as a name

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:47 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean its NOT a "community" its like a... network? a territory of twitter? "weird twitter" is a better name for those things that eg "twitcrew" or "jokemen" or whatever, which imply cliques or communities

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:49 (six years ago) Permalink

reminds me of when music journalists, especially british ones a few years ago, called a bunch of music "new weird america"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

well most of the original weird twitter people came from a defined community, the FYAD forum on somethingawful. since then it's obviously perpetuated into a much bigger thing though

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (six years ago) Permalink

'keep twitter weird' - me, when asked to comment on weird twitter

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (six years ago) Permalink

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:51 (six years ago) Permalink

for me it's more just a style of using twitter (abstract/nonsequitor/funny vs. hey check out this article on mashable)

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:52 (six years ago) Permalink

people who post that way tend to want to follow people who do too, thus "crews" or networks or subcultures

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:52 (six years ago) Permalink

well most of the original weird twitter people came from a defined community, the FYAD forum on somethingawful. since then it's obviously perpetuated into a much bigger thing though

― ciderpress, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 3:51 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right but "weird twitter" i would think also includes a bunch of new people + the dada stalinists + so many bots + like nancy grace

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm so weird and random

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

like nancy grace is not part of "twitcrew" but she does exist in "weird twitter," thats why its more helpful to talk about it as a territory or attitude

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

she is a weird retwitter

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:54 (six years ago) Permalink

weird twitter is usually only funny when its my friends doing it imo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:54 (six years ago) Permalink

stranger weird twitter is like w/e it's just a stranger spouting off

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:54 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah anyway when you hand me a medium that forces such a tiny character limit my instinct is that its most fitting use is for jokes & nonsense - if i'm going to be saying serious stuff i want the option of having more space to elaborate

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:56 (six years ago) Permalink

I just use twitter to find out and remind myself about shows that's p much it

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:57 (six years ago) Permalink

now lets all go back to pasting tweets we like

sreegs ‏@ahuj9
[playing Guess Who] "Does your guy look like a fucking HIPSTER??" "Uh, no." *flips down every remaining character on the board*

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:57 (six years ago) Permalink

Tech toys get played with and an academic finds significance in this shockah.

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:02 (six years ago) Permalink

every ischool ph.d student has to write about something before they don't get a job.

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:10 (six years ago) Permalink

aimless is not weird twitter

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:13 (six years ago) Permalink

i still like the term better than "youtube poop"

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:15 (six years ago) Permalink

regarding nancy grace and horse_ebooks, that stuff wouldn't have been considered weird until it was curated and recontextualized through RTs

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (six years ago) Permalink

horse_ebooks is pretty fucking strange regardless

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (six years ago) Permalink

if something is weird in the forest

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:18 (six years ago) Permalink

horse_ebooks is curated by its creators now, or at least its algorithm is a lot more sophisticated at hitting funny/meaningful fragments than it was when i started following it a couple years ago

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:20 (six years ago) Permalink

i dont think most would have given horse_ebooks a second thought unless it had been framed as random absurdist poetry

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:21 (six years ago) Permalink

like it used to actually just be random sentences from horse-related ebooks

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:21 (six years ago) Permalink

ebook descriptions, rather

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:22 (six years ago) Permalink

xp the way horse_ebooks is now, they would!

though in the past, yeah it was just your typical spambot that occasionally had funny horse-related tweets. I wonder what really happened there

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:22 (six years ago) Permalink

seems like he's now generating the tweets from all sorts of ebooks but now there's someone at the helm who maybe keeps cycling through them until he finds one bizarre enough to actually tweet out?

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:23 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah there are definitely different heuristics generating/selecting tweets now.. probably also involving human interaction

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:24 (six years ago) Permalink

right, but i'm still convinced they're auto generated. i can't see a human coming up with some of this stuff.

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:25 (six years ago) Permalink

wrong

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:26 (six years ago) Permalink

I made an Andrew WK generator awhile ago, but it never said anything more ridiculous than real Andrew WK.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:28 (six years ago) Permalink

my bad. guess elmo knows what's really up

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:29 (six years ago) Permalink

this is the oldest one i have favorited https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/44114266613231616

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (six years ago) Permalink

aleksy argonov

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (six years ago) Permalink

i wish there was a way to search individual users' twitter accounts, or jump to a certain past date

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:31 (six years ago) Permalink

Twitter, Inc. doesn't want you to use their service that way: it's all about the NOW

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:33 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah i understand that, but why even give the option of scrolling down forever then rather than just cutting it off after 500 tweets or whatnot

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:34 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.allmytweets.net/

these wilburys taste like wilburys (donna rouge), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:34 (six years ago) Permalink

i wish there was a way to search individual users' twitter accounts, or jump to a certain past date

― ciderpress, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 4:31 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

topsy.com's advanced search is pretty good

favstar works for some stuff

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (six years ago) Permalink

awesome thanks

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i figured these things existed third-party but never actually got around to looking before complaining. so i apologize for that

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (six years ago) Permalink

apology rejected

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:36 (six years ago) Permalink

this still isn't helping me find what i wwas looking for though which is the genesis of horse_ebooks's following

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

fart wrote an article for sa im pretty sure

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:41 (six years ago) Permalink

this is a decent if incomplete history/summary http://splitsider.com/2012/01/the-ballad-of-horse_ebooks/

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:41 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah but i was already following it before the SA article so that can't have been it

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:45 (six years ago) Permalink

oh well i will let it remain a mystery

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:46 (six years ago) Permalink

according to this, initial spike came in May 2011
http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=horse_ebooks

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:48 (six years ago) Permalink

ok yeah it was the SA article then probably - makes sense

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

But is @fart the guy who first noticed the twitter account, or just the guy who wrote the article about it.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:52 (six years ago) Permalink

alright i think it was this tweet https://twitter.com/fart/status/44315613941866496 plus a retweet of the horse_ebooks tweet i linked upthread that started it all

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:57 (six years ago) Permalink

not to discount @fart, but i feel like a counterfactual universe without something awful would still have seen the rise of horse_ebooks and who is to say it wouldn't have been for the better?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:05 (six years ago) Permalink

these questions are too big for me to answer

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:07 (six years ago) Permalink

can we get a new board called "weird ilx"? normal ilx is just too 'square' for me

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:42 (six years ago) Permalink

feel like 'weird twitter' is a v fine offhanded condescension, like theres this thing many people are way too into and then this uncool guy comes along looks at it for a second and goes oh i get it youre being weird and everyone instantly feels lame

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:44 (six years ago) Permalink

the ph.d effect

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:48 (six years ago) Permalink

twitter is weird twitter, weird twitter is twitter, dont u get it

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:49 (six years ago) Permalink

i have a less condescending but way worse word for it if you want: slipstream twitter

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:51 (six years ago) Permalink

i don't like 'weird twitter' because it implies that twitter isn't already weird

ciderpress, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:14 (six years ago) Permalink

Twitter user @hell_homer (whose avatar depicts the popular Simpsons character, Homer, in hell) appears to not appreciate the irony that by reaching out to the people who might be concerned about the ‘weird twitter’ label, he is symbolically constructing the weird twitter community within the digital social space. @hell_homer autoreifies ‘weird twitter’ through his very acts of resistance.

graduate school makes people stupid

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:22 (six years ago) Permalink

more evidence

Moreover, academic language’s distinction from the vernacular echos the power dynamics of meatspace into the digitally dual virtual world. These power dynamics problematize organic community growth.

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:24 (six years ago) Permalink

my fist wants to problematize someone's face

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:24 (six years ago) Permalink

sounds like self parody

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:31 (six years ago) Permalink

its coming from inside the weird twitter

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:31 (six years ago) Permalink

that dude didnt invent the phrase "weird twitter" guys

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:34 (six years ago) Permalink

"weird twitter" has been calling it "weird twitter" for a while

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:34 (six years ago) Permalink

max i agree w/ u i think 'weird twitter' is an awesome name. i just want to complain about this moron. unrelated.

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i dont get what's stupid abt what he's saying, tho!

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean the second thing you posted, yes, stupid

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

maybe ur just not weird twitter enough

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:35 (six years ago) Permalink

i do not appreciate the irony that by complaining about this faux-academic analysis of 'weird twitter' i am symbolically constructing the critical media community within a digital social space

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:38 (six years ago) Permalink

u and hell homer, members of weird criticism

max, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (six years ago) Permalink

http://cremationofcare.com/images/literature/book_encyc_symbols.jpg

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (six years ago) Permalink

weird structuralism

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:39 (six years ago) Permalink

i'd be into a weird criticism movement

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:40 (six years ago) Permalink

i think that might just be pop culture criticism tho.

by situating buffy in a paradigm of post-feminism, we relocate the lacuna of lost gender-performed mythology; this problematizes the symbolic other within the preexisting superstructure and undermines the hierarchy presupposed

Mordy, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:41 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/DDWvG.gif

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:42 (six years ago) Permalink

i'd like to see "you've been watterSONned" become a thing.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:43 (six years ago) Permalink

yo ciderpress i sent u an email

max, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:47 (six years ago) Permalink

what's stupid is he's like "these tweets are works of surrealist détournement" and then responding to them literally and at face value!

s.clover, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:49 (six years ago) Permalink

like did you think that maybe these people who spend their time saying funny things that aren't necessarily true are perhaps not responding to you in earnest? is that another possibility, perhaps?

s.clover, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:50 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/oTtsS.jpg

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/WfI4c.jpg

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:21 (six years ago) Permalink

none of these are actually "famous irl"

Mordy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:24 (six years ago) Permalink

wait, utilitylimb is dead??? :o

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:26 (six years ago) Permalink

rare basement is kinda famous

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:29 (six years ago) Permalink

he's not dead

ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:30 (six years ago) Permalink

rip

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:32 (six years ago) Permalink

conflating dying as in 'not tweeting anymore' with dying as in 'actually dying' is a bold move I must say

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:38 (six years ago) Permalink

its a bold map

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:39 (six years ago) Permalink

passed into dreamtime

ogmor, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:57 (six years ago) Permalink

is @utilitylimb on that big chart

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:23 (six years ago) Permalink

out of all twitter "weirdos" utilitylimb is really the only one where I was curious what the guy was like in real life. like how does he come up with that stuff

frogbs, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:27 (six years ago) Permalink

ask ciderpress

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:29 (six years ago) Permalink

in the deceased section tr slocki

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:29 (six years ago) Permalink

no graeyalien, no credibility

Anime Mann (diamonddave85), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:30 (six years ago) Permalink

why is riff raff the central character is the big question

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:31 (six years ago) Permalink

i am told that on tinychat utilitylimb is a "total goth" w/ "spiked bracelets"

max, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:32 (six years ago) Permalink

B-)

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:32 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ciderpress

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

^ important

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:36 (six years ago) Permalink

thats definitely me

ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:37 (six years ago) Permalink

please guys, refer to nate as "@thebibandit" its what he would have wanted

乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:16 (six years ago) Permalink

nate?

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:46 (six years ago) Permalink

DOXXED

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:46 (six years ago) Permalink

lol @ the weird twitter "map"

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 18 October 2012 17:13 (six years ago) Permalink

^^

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:18 (six years ago) Permalink

RiFF RAFF's clearly a pretty weird dude but I don't think he's 'weird twitter' really is he?

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:18 (six years ago) Permalink

1 of many weird things abt that weird map

max, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:02 (six years ago) Permalink

my working theory is that that is the map of weird twitter from the pov of the favstar crowd

max, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:02 (six years ago) Permalink

this is my current fav. tweet ever: https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/29648462815432705

s.clover, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 12:47 (six years ago) Permalink

this is my favorite twitter account right now https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:34 (six years ago) Permalink

#TEDxToronto #bikefurnace

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:28 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah this is pretty good

ciderpress, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

can someone explain the origin of whatever is going on with that TEDx toronto thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:38 (six years ago) Permalink

cops stealing bikes throwing them in a bike furnace, real fd up stuff

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:39 (six years ago) Permalink

tell me more

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:41 (six years ago) Permalink

Hatercles ‏@Goodtweets69
I brought my 5-year old son to #TEDxToronto he was dressed in his Halloween costume, a bike, now he's missing please help

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:44 (six years ago) Permalink

first time slammer ‏@olhnso
So I just spoke with #TEDxToronto staffer re: missing bike as instructed. After writing down contact info he tried to kiss me. Not cool

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:45 (six years ago) Permalink

god this is so messed up

乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 19:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Sprezz MacKenzie ‏@FuckYeasher
my bike has been stolen from work in Houston TX and a note says it is bound for #TEDxToronto furnaces? This isn't very green technology?

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:47 (six years ago) Permalink

Eldritch Be'en' ‏@amuchmoreexotic
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:49 (six years ago) Permalink

you guys seem really nice

Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:49 (six years ago) Permalink

dink?!

乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:50 (six years ago) Permalink

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

conrad, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:59 (six years ago) Permalink

What kind of message board is this?

Wayne Gretzky, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:08 (six years ago) Permalink

:O

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:21 (six years ago) Permalink

what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 00:31 (six years ago) Permalink

sup dude, this is cool kind of message board

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:28 (six years ago) Permalink

just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend

Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (six years ago) Permalink

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:18 (six years ago) Permalink

the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc

ciderpress, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 13:19 (six years ago) Permalink

what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?

ogmor, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

lol

Lamp, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:06 (six years ago) Permalink

reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:26 (six years ago) Permalink

is digimon otis for real

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:19 (six years ago) Permalink

what even is the difference in 2012

Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Sunday, 4 November 2012 05:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 November 2012 06:26 (six years ago) Permalink

no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally

max, Sunday, 4 November 2012 12:44 (six years ago) Permalink

link?

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:11 (six years ago) Permalink

feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:12 (six years ago) Permalink

do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 November 2012 05:49 (six years ago) Permalink

ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 10 November 2012 07:53 (six years ago) Permalink

I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")

Clay, Saturday, 10 November 2012 08:09 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter

dell (del), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:16 (six years ago) Permalink

hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier

black redhead (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:24 (six years ago) Permalink

I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:25 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks

s.clover, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 03:29 (six years ago) Permalink

Bart is back, I guess?

it just might not jive with you (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 08:23 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/WkKej.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:47 (six years ago) Permalink

truth comes out

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 1 December 2012 04:59 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 December 2012 13:57 (six years ago) Permalink

was that kattwilliamsferrell fallout? it keeps giving.

s.clover, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:28 (six years ago) Permalink

theres one joke i do not get

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:36 (six years ago) Permalink

have you heard the one about steve jobs, johnny cash, bob hope

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:43 (six years ago) Permalink

is @ChuckGrassley weird twitter, did he start out as a joke twitter then a senator later on

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2012 17:41 (six years ago) Permalink

weird senate

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 December 2012 18:42 (six years ago) Permalink

would vote

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 3 December 2012 04:05 (six years ago) Permalink

to be a joke twitter account..

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 December 2012 10:32 (six years ago) Permalink

I have my suspicions about this guy: https://twitter.com/Pontifex

Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:51 (six years ago) Permalink

bit self involved

http://i.imgur.com/KNCTn.png

lag∞n, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:59 (six years ago) Permalink

doppelganger space lizard accounts

Neil S, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Bento Box XVI

乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (six years ago) Permalink

i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:

@Javierhjtksb
Award-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocate
Kinshasa

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 06:55 (six years ago) Permalink

omg me too! not the same user tho!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:11 (six years ago) Permalink

some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:12 (six years ago) Permalink

lol @ bacon trailblazer

is that an internet thing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (six years ago) Permalink

it is the whole internet

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:14 (six years ago) Permalink

hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:15 (six years ago) Permalink

@laurenW4tson follows you

General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.

~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:10 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

rip carlos

乒乓, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:27 (six years ago) Permalink

carlos @famouscrab
fellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away

<3

ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:15 (six years ago) Permalink

one of the greats rip

lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:22 (six years ago) Permalink

weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:12 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/

s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:21 (six years ago) Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:22 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i56.tinypic.com/jsp0rt.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:35 (six years ago) Permalink

so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc

chilli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:10 (six years ago) Permalink

the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later

ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:23 (six years ago) Permalink

this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:

http://i45.tinypic.com/f4hhmh.jpg

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:16 (six years ago) Permalink

tweet of the year so far

https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947

max, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:11 (six years ago) Permalink

The Paris ReviewVerified ‏@parisreview
@TriciaLockwood Touché.

Patricia Lockwood ‏@TriciaLockwood
@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (six years ago) Permalink

imna buy her book right now

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:28 (six years ago) Permalink

the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.

s.clover, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:18 (six years ago) Permalink

yes masterful use of punctuation there

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:43 (six years ago) Permalink

Patricia Lockwood ‏@TriciaLockwood
Sext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"

plax (ico), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:53 (six years ago) Permalink

haha shes the best

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:55 (six years ago) Permalink

not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part

乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (six years ago) Permalink

shes my fav tweeter i think

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (six years ago) Permalink

what happened to @famouscrab?

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

heard he was working on something better

乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (six years ago) Permalink

heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter

once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:11 (six years ago) Permalink

is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568

乒乓, Sunday, 20 January 2013 01:53 (six years ago) Permalink

VALibu, California

Clay, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:24 (six years ago) Permalink

that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet

▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 20 January 2013 12:22 (six years ago) Permalink

Cool Niceman ‏@dogboner
the South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them

sleepingbag, Monday, 21 January 2013 07:09 (six years ago) Permalink

h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work

乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:59 (six years ago) Permalink

that's JBR?

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:01 (six years ago) Permalink

no, just posted about it

les yper-fem (get bent), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:07 (six years ago) Permalink

come on admit it

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:32 (six years ago) Permalink

@egg_dog tho

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:27 (six years ago) Permalink

did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?

Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:06 (six years ago) Permalink

the ilxest sentence

schlump, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:16 (six years ago) Permalink

WORLDS COLLIDE

Seinfeld Current Day ‏@Seinfeld2000
Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name

Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:18 (six years ago) Permalink

omg.

s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:40 (six years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800

lawl who is this

― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)

any advances on this

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (six years ago) Permalink

@electrolemon is next level

乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (six years ago) Permalink

jerry cat aol.com ‏@dogboner
*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*

sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (six years ago) Permalink

solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

joke twitter/weird twitter crossover comix, digging these

http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/

sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:25 (six years ago) Permalink

i like the tweets but the art is awwwwfulll

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:57 (six years ago) Permalink

none of these are nearly as funny when drawn. its not the jokes, i guess, but the tweet construction itself, fitting stuff in that small amount of characters, brevity and evocativeness, etc., that makes them really work.

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:02 (six years ago) Permalink

really underlines the weird twitter is like poetry argument.

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:03 (six years ago) Permalink

i think they'd be funny if the art was better

frogbs, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:07 (six years ago) Permalink

nah, the art is really nice, and fairly twitter-style even.

but this is really how twitter-jokes should translate to comic form: http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/1.html

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:22 (six years ago) Permalink

(all of them i mean, not that one in particular)

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:23 (six years ago) Permalink

http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/16.png

it warms my heart to imagine ppl on different continents appreciating this

ogmor, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:46 (six years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEaH7y5CQAASDvd.jpg

max, Sunday, 3 March 2013 22:00 (six years ago) Permalink

is that andrew cuomo?

balls, Sunday, 3 March 2013 23:20 (six years ago) Permalink

idk i just think the art style is just visually unpleasant and makes me not want to look at it?

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 13:16 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm with you

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:20 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:31 (six years ago) Permalink

finally some twitter shit i can get into

Mordy, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:18 (six years ago) Permalink

has nothing to do with the art, literal representations of jokes are never, ever funny

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:46 (six years ago) Permalink

I think it does - I could see most Perry Bible Fellowship comics working as tweets but obviously the art really helps there

frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:52 (six years ago) Permalink

the best parts of some of these tweets are entirely in the phrasing and the description.

i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

this is almost entirely a verbal joke. it's a verbal joke about an image, but the verbal turn is what gives it the action, or actually the multiple verbal turns, in the shift from direct address to action, and then the shift from craning to unscrewing, etc. the way it builds up the gag is all about how those few words are chosen. and how does one draw a "mystery" anyway?

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:55 (six years ago) Permalink

they're in large part jokes about how we communicate in txts and on twitter. just like a hueg part of pbf strips are jokes about genres of comic and representational art, not the raw punchlines themselves.

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:56 (six years ago) Permalink

okay stop

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:58 (six years ago) Permalink

i guess you'd have to cite examples but to me the art part of PBF is a great element of the overall presentation but not really integral to the joke.

meanwhile I think most UtilityLimb tweets are unfuckable for those reasons, but some of those comics seem like they'd work with better art

frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

it's fan art

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:12 (six years ago) Permalink

that's why it's bad

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:12 (six years ago) Permalink

sorry but great tweets lend themselves to overthinking.

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:17 (six years ago) Permalink

also most of those comics are from the bad part of weird twitter thats all favstar 18 yr olds just rearranging the same set of tropes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

more like [dad|weed|hitler|piss|dog|teens|boner] twitter

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

yes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

ok ok ok
ok

sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:17 (six years ago) Permalink

ilx not a fan of twitter the comic the tumblr

sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:21 (six years ago) Permalink

this is almost entirely a verbal joke. it's a verbal joke about an image, but the verbal turn is what gives it the action, or actually the multiple verbal turns, in the shift from direct address to action, and then the shift from craning to unscrewing, etc. the way it builds up the gag is all about how those few words are chosen. and how does one draw a "mystery" anyway?

― s.clover, Monday, March 4, 2013 12:55 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this otm

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:02 (six years ago) Permalink

its like dont u know how to read, why do u need to see pictures of joeks

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:02 (six years ago) Permalink

also most of those comics are from the bad part of weird twitter thats all favstar 18 yr olds just rearranging the same set of tropes

― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 1:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

wait there's another part to weird twitter??

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:06 (six years ago) Permalink

the goons who came up with those tropes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:09 (six years ago) Permalink

those dudes are virtually indistinguishable from the 18 yr olds and/or just tweet about israel all day

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:10 (six years ago) Permalink

eh not to put too fine a point on it but i think there is a vast difference between e.g. patricia lockwood and the million people who adopted the "sext tweet" format after her

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:14 (six years ago) Permalink

noted somethingawful goon patricia lockwood

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:16 (six years ago) Permalink

haha

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:17 (six years ago) Permalink

who is actually humorous on "weird twitter?" dril and utilitylimb and patricia lockwood are funny but like i followed rare_basement for a minute and it's just a menagerie of retweets from guys with "dudehugs420boner" names that are almost staggeringly unfunny

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (six years ago) Permalink

seems like it's a ton of, yeah, "favstar 18 yr olds"

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (six years ago) Permalink

the secret is that 'weird twitter' is never humorous as you experience it in the present

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:23 (six years ago) Permalink

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (six years ago) Permalink

kind of the impression i got but hey most of the "weird twitter" guys that follow me are old men posing as adult babies and shit like that so

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, twitter is full of that sort of noise, you have to learn how to manage it xp

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:28 (six years ago) Permalink

you can manually turn off retweets by certain ppl u follow, iirc. that helps.

also, it's v v wise to block people who are sucky and bad so they don't unexpectedly get retweeted into your timeline.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:31 (six years ago) Permalink

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why utility limb was so good because of the insanely high consistency of good tweets

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:04 (six years ago) Permalink

rare_basement is the queen of the favstar crew

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (six years ago) Permalink

bandit, dril, fart, dogboner, pupy are all (iirc) ex-boons. lockwood and notopoulos arent but theyre not favstarcrewe

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean i get that theres not really a distinction but

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:31 (six years ago) Permalink

like hell-homer and that map of weird twitter. all taht shit is like high schoolers on favstar

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:32 (six years ago) Permalink

i want twitter accounts that are all performance, i get so bored when people are also just using their twitter as well. bandit stopped doing it really fast but even graey alien does it a bit

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:33 (six years ago) Permalink

graeyalien's cut down on it, he used to treat it as a "normal" twitter account with added joeks a lot more

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:50 (six years ago) Permalink

i always think of graeyalien as a she

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:53 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah but its graeydave now isn't it?

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:59 (six years ago) Permalink

that tumblr is really good if you ignore the comics

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:10 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean i get that theres not really a distinction but

― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 6:31 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

yah it just seems like a weird thing to police

乒乓, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:14 (six years ago) Permalink

well it is WEIRD twitter

max, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 00:58 (six years ago) Permalink

what is ed balls

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 14:33 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=/Ed_Balls_360_852191685.jpg&size=article_medium

Ed Balls accidentally put his name into the tweet box instead of the search box so he tweeted 'Ed Balls'. Made famous by the twitter maoist wing of weird twitter.

oppet, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

ah just doing him job i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink

Matt ‏@power_crystals
Hey anime Marxist care crew: unlike fantasy sports wang joke crew, the twitter people actually want to hurt you: #tcot. Yell at them instead

weird twitter beefing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:37 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah what is going on there, i keep seeing people alluding to that thom guy and some kind of "what happened was FUCKED UP" but nobody actually clarifies what that is, i'm just assuming it has to do with @pontifex until further notice

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:43 (six years ago) Permalink

this has maybe something to do w it

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@dongstoevsky the "joke" was that goons are gross regardless but it was widely reviled and i got put on The List

1 hr Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@dongstoevsky 2 years ago i said that troons weren't particularly attractive no matter what they identified as /transitioned to

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
much like 9/11 this hoax just went too far!!!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:46 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
weird twitter drove away a guy for distributing nudes of other posters; anime dog twitter celebrates a rapist whom they made their queen

???

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@fairyocarina aimee / moewytchdog sexually assaulted multiple people don't be mad at me for pointing it out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
son i beg you to please get off tumblr for just one hour UH FIRST OF ALL "DAD" IM NOT YOUR "SON" I AM A GENDERLESS VAMPIRIC TRANSASIAN

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:49 (six years ago) Permalink

hacked?

http://i.imgur.com/JpIaBMD.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:51 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
i know that a lot of you are probably steamed at me but i wanted to see at least one person say they were glad it happened

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
lol im sorry you guys. this has gone too far. its me amanda. thank you for your support

flowchart.pdf ‏@chead
lmao @ denouncing @a_girl_irl getting hacked. He's a shitpile who gives a care rest in piss fucker
Retweeted by DARRYL ANDREWS

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
email password isn't the same as twitter password i guess he's not completely stupid

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
nice password shitlord

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:52 (six years ago) Permalink

anyway

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 21:52 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah thing about certain weird twitter zones is how they're populated with p cool kinda funny & charismatic people who in time reveal personality traits & behaviors that are maladaptive and weird and gross?

that sounds super judgey but i just mean that watching drama play out like that makes me waaay uncomfy

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Hugankiss ‏@a_girl_irl
@fairyocarina aimee / moewytchdog sexually assaulted multiple people don't be mad at me for pointing it out

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ô_o

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:03 (six years ago) Permalink

elmo otm

max, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:08 (six years ago) Permalink

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
It is a strange world where the forums mod with the blue dragon tattoo & interesting opinions about Africa is slain by Al Qaeda in Benghazi

woodmuffin ‏@woodmuffin
@Bro_Pair being gunned down by terrorists is the coolest and best thing a SA mod will ever do

GENERAL GANDHI ‏@Bro_Pair
@woodmuffin wrong. Moonshine was a mod and he got jacked off on a hayride by a mentally retarded woman

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:11 (six years ago) Permalink

lol weird twitter nudes scandal, is nothing sacred

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:14 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah wow, twitter fites

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (six years ago) Permalink

anime rapists vs racist transphobes apparently

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (six years ago) Permalink

my only question is where does dril fall

all of those dudes with anime avatars/attempts at making SERIOUS POINTS between all the dumb twitter joeks are pretty tedious imo

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (six years ago) Permalink

(i dunno anything about SA though ftr besides the smash mouth eggs thing)

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (six years ago) Permalink

it was kind of like this http://www.tehposts.com/

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 05:28 (six years ago) Permalink

trying to read a complicated twitter fight or conversation between multiple people is nearly impossible

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:39 (six years ago) Permalink

ok grandad

caek, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:42 (six years ago) Permalink

wheres my glasses

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:50 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/dril_replies

乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (six years ago) Permalink

wint ‏@dril
lets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tract
Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

12h TimKania ‏@TimKania
@dril Nice try *Almighty God presses the 'smite' button on His MacBook, @dril shrivels up to a small grey turd, lighting strikes turd. Dust

乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (six years ago) Permalink

SA mods are pretty much universally disturbed people

frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (six years ago) Permalink

all day today I was thinking COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:29 (six years ago) Permalink

"do you want something to drink"
"homer i dont drink anymore"
"homer i dont eat or drink anymore"
"homer we have to leave right now"

http://i.imgur.com/KxhYX.gif

Everything You Like Sucks, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:39 (six years ago) Permalink

tavern forever?

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:47 (six years ago) Permalink

feels like @cboyardee

乒乓, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:51 (six years ago) Permalink

BUNTAIN

my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:06 (six years ago) Permalink

who is prince stolas

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:34 (six years ago) Permalink

how do we feel about @seinfeld2000?

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 21 March 2013 10:09 (six years ago) Permalink

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 March 2013 11:40 (six years ago) Permalink

Amanda Bynes ‏@AmandaBynes 32m
I want @drake to murder my vagina

lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 01:42 (six years ago) Permalink

always sad when your pre-pubertal crushes grow up to be hot messes

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 March 2013 02:33 (six years ago) Permalink

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

;_;

mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 02:41 (six years ago) Permalink

prince stolas is a php script

diamonddave85, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:01 (six years ago) Permalink

well, sure

mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:40 (six years ago) Permalink

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi Arabia’s top religious cleric has criticized the social media website Twitter, calling it “a council for jokesters” and a place for unjust, incorrect messages.

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Haha pretty apt

polyphonic, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:46 (six years ago) Permalink

"For instance," he said "this one guy @boring_as_heck, what a troll."

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

The Mountain Goats’ Twitter feed is manned by the California folk-rock band’s frontman, John Darnielle. From Siouxsie and the Banshees to Justin Bieber, Darnielle tweets about all things musical.

Read more: http://techland.time.com/2013/03/25/140-best-twitter-feeds-of-2013/slide/the-mountain-goats/#ixzz2OYxEkoae

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:44 (six years ago) Permalink

140? fuck no

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:07 (six years ago) Permalink

hey i just got twitter who should i follow

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:18 (six years ago) Permalink

i don't mean i just "got" twitter, i mean, i just got a new phone

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:19 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm looking at this time list and it looks pretty terrible all around

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:19 (six years ago) Permalink

This parody mash-up of Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl won a James Beard award in humor for brilliantly mixing Reichl’s poeticism and Bourdain’s profanity. The feed tweets about fellow celebrity chefs and “barely legal scallops debauched by onions.”

can you please all go to hell

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:20 (six years ago) Permalink

the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face

sleepingbag, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

lol i knew enough to get on dril right away

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:23 (six years ago) Permalink

sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:24 (six years ago) Permalink

i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:25 (six years ago) Permalink

prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:27 (six years ago) Permalink

@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:28 (six years ago) Permalink

i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk

xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time

thx tho! will check out

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink

HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (six years ago) Permalink

@PrinceTweets2U

this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink

just do favstar.fm/users/crushingbort for example

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink

schlump do u follow @robotbook?? i feel like u would vibe to it

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink

lol i have my own recommendations there already

xp re: conservatives

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (six years ago) Permalink

dana loesch

https://twitter.com/embracethecause/status/316240201645182977

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (six years ago) Permalink

thats loesch retweeing btw

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (six years ago) Permalink

fyi my plan for this is to never ever say anything ever

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:31 (six years ago) Permalink

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk man the consensus form of comedy herein makes me feel like the lex. i just want to know what's going on!

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (six years ago) Permalink

@sskylark

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:33 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/cher/status/278053444135288833
cher's account crucial, also notable for total television psychic webcam-shot avatar

haha ty for robotbook, 乒乓, it looks fine, & canadian

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

this is my modified list of accts worth following on time list, most of these are follow-for-the-LOLs anyway

Mia Farrow
WikiLeaks
Pete Souza
Kevin Roose
Betsey Stevenson and Justin Wolfers
Joe Weisenthal
Samuel L. Jackson
Lil B
The Mountain Goats
Cool_Pond
KimKierkegaard
Megan Amram
Rembert Browne
David Itzkoff
Richard Lawson
Joyce Carol Oates
Caity Weaver
Anil Dash
Max Fisher
David Grann
Anna Holmes
Chuck Grassley
Richard Dawkins
Joshua Topolsky

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

nah youre not going to love weird twitter youre going to love all the weird politics discourse

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

do you all recommend a 2nd party app for this? or do you roll with the basic twitter-twitter

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:35 (six years ago) Permalink

the iphone twitter app is basically fine for anything you need to do

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:36 (six years ago) Permalink

i think i can get down with some weird twitter (already on peanutfreemom)

i feel a little unnerved by the idea of actively having the thoughts of, say, jonah goldberg beamed into something that sits next to my balls

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (six years ago) Permalink

ya I love jongol

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm still baffled by the fact that favstar is a real thing that people use

A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:41 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/jonahnro/status/315488016019886081

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:44 (six years ago) Permalink

ok here's a dumm q: when you follow people, do they know it's you? or do they just see a +1 on their number or w/e

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:46 (six years ago) Permalink

they can see a list of their followers, yeah

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:47 (six years ago) Permalink

eh well all right

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:48 (six years ago) Permalink

did u use ur g'ment name? otherwise no fear

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:49 (six years ago) Permalink

no!

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

this isn't one of those high school teacher following students concerns is it

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:56 (six years ago) Permalink

i mean i think it did on accident for a second cos it pulled something from gmail into the profile, but i got rid of it.

xp lol god no i just wonder how much personal bullshit goes on i guess

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:57 (six years ago) Permalink

there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:00 (six years ago) Permalink

weird workaround technology gave us that wonderful elif batuman/guy who writes books about american apparel interaction

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:02 (six years ago) Permalink

if you wanna be incognito, you can add ppl to a private list instead of following them, then just look at the list instead of yr timeline

mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (six years ago) Permalink

twitter is real good in terms of the limits/dynamics of personal interaction, imo. i struggle with that kinda thing elsewhere but it is a v nice way to communicate with people. @goole. FAO goole. @ilx.

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (six years ago) Permalink

can we change the thread title to pedo twitter tips

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm still baffled by the fact that favstar is a real thing that people use

― A$AP Rovi (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 25, 2013 1:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's still pretty hilarious to me how favstars founders are probably making millions of dollars and wasting so much of twitter's resources through its bots crawling twitter over a feature that twitter engineers could add to twitter with like 5 lines of code

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

jokemen of twitter pay $5 a month to continue to see which of their tweets are most popular

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:06 (six years ago) Permalink

are jokemen of twitter weird twitter

schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:19 (six years ago) Permalink

my understanding of weird twitter was that it had to be unintentional. i guess... NOT

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:37 (six years ago) Permalink

yah... theres of course the 5 year old eggs w/ like 1 or 2 tweets ever. and theres diaper twitter and cuckold twitter and idk

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:05 (six years ago) Permalink

diaper twitter. cuckold twitter.

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:06 (six years ago) Permalink

youre gonna love diaper twitter

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:07 (six years ago) Permalink

i dont even know who the heavy hitters of diaper twitter are. youre gonna have to ask one of the jokemen

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:07 (six years ago) Permalink

I stumbled upon hooker twitter once

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:08 (six years ago) Permalink

hmmm how did that happen hmmm

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:10 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:11 (six years ago) Permalink

do ppl not like @wolfpupy anymore

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:53 (six years ago) Permalink

haha I forgot. @wolfpupy should be the third person u follow on twitter

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:58 (six years ago) Permalink

i really don't ~do~ twitter but i have it set so that 4 or 5 ppl's tweets get sent to me as text messages and @wolfpuppy is one

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:03 (six years ago) Permalink

lol thx

goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 21:10 (six years ago) Permalink

there is some workaround that people use to see who unfollowed them but i dont think twitter itself tells people when somebody unfollows them

― 乒乓, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear

lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 22:27 (six years ago) Permalink

goole you are gonna love twitter so much

― max, Monday, March 25, 2013 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well this turned out to be true.

goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:15 (six years ago) Permalink

what an amazing time waster

goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:17 (six years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy's comix kinda suck but otherwise i love him

polyphonic, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:19 (six years ago) Permalink

i use this http://twunfollow.com just cause i uh enjoy knowing things, not because im mad at people for unfollowing me, swear

― lag∞n, Monday, March 25, 2013 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i'm never touching that, it would ruin so many of my days

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 22:02 (six years ago) Permalink

i have attracted a few followers even though i have made no tweets. what is that?

goole, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:53 (six years ago) Permalink

once you start following people this starts to happen.

markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

i have been using twitter incorrectly this entire time.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

some of them are spambots or spamhumans, others possibly ilxors.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

wolf pupy's comics rule

乒乓, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:45 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/7yU1Ixc.png

乒乓, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:45 (six years ago) Permalink

recent stuff hasn't been good though

markers, Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:46 (six years ago) Permalink

I can't cope with most of the weird twitteratti. i usually unfollow anyone who starts tweeting 50+ times a day. I loved reading through those classic tweet comics though, this was a good one:

patrick
‏@tastefactory
"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

I was giggling to myself all day over this old wolfpupy gem:

wolf puppy
‏@wolfpupy
a frog with hair on and you can brush the hair with a special brush

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 28 March 2013 20:43 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/weird-twitter-the-oral-history

probably the best result thats gonna come out of this is all the dudes who are gonna be butthurt they werent asked to participate

乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:14 (six years ago) Permalink

i thought that article was kind of a mess to read, and this is from someone who's been following that whole scene since its pre-twitter days. i think if i wasn't in the know already it would just be tremendously confusing to read through. which is maybe the point

ciderpress, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:18 (six years ago) Permalink

i am butthurt i wasnt asked to participate

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

they asked a dog boner a cheese god and a cool pond to paritcipate but not a banana smh

乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

i invented weird twitter

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

i cant believe dril talked. dont believe in dril anymore

乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:45 (six years ago) Permalink

damn max subtweeting the hell out of fyad in that article

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:46 (six years ago) Permalink

WHY CAN'T WE CALL IT WEIRD TWITTER?

@weedhitler: It's a hell of a lot easier than saying "surrealist narcissists who hate themselves." But it's a really irksome phrase.

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:52 (six years ago) Permalink

so utility_limb is really dead? have I asked this before

frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:55 (six years ago) Permalink

@robdelaney is the pits

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:57 (six years ago) Permalink

why wasnt utility limb mentioned more and what happened to him and what the f

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:09 (six years ago) Permalink

i like to think that they tried to reach out to utility limb but the email they got back was just a completely black screen that made them feel alone + bereft of all hope

乒乓, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:21 (six years ago) Permalink

the funniest troll-y thing weird twitter did was imho when they highjacked the hashtag for some bicycle day thing in toronto and made all these claims of police brutality and it turned into this whoe hilarious story and was so funny and im upset and disappointed it wasnt included in the article

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:24 (six years ago) Permalink

i was watching the copy machine thing as it was happening and it was extremely tough to hide my convulsive laughter at work

the bagel is the bagel (donna rouge), Friday, 5 April 2013 21:26 (six years ago) Permalink

I still cannot see this without nearly pissing my pants:

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:08 (six years ago) Permalink

feel like the canseco twitter has revealed too much

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1h
Have we, as a nation, arrived at a point where we are too lazy to gnaw meat off a fucking bone? How about pre-chewed chicken?

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 21m
@Bourdain fucking chicken part patties might as well blend it and drink chicken smoothies. hug for u buddy

--

Ari MelberVerified account ‏@AriMelber 1 Apr
"The real political task ..is to criticize the workings of institutions that appear to be.. neutral and independent." #Foucault

@JoseCanseco @AriMelber Foucault is just Nitchske speaking french. Is my WHCD invite onthe way? do I get a plus one or is Ash my date?

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:47 (six years ago) Permalink

310d hell_homer @hell_homer
Carl has the ball. Carl passes to Jeff, Jeff to Bob. Bob with the ball dee dang dee dang diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this is prob one of the worst jokes i've ever read

J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:45 (six years ago) Permalink

there was a time when i was doing weird tweets, this brings back memories of sitting on the toilet reading a lot of these

adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:46 (six years ago) Permalink

i enjoyed ur weird tweets

乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:54 (six years ago) Permalink

in retrospect, they were mostly derivative/lame, but i had few winners

adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:57 (six years ago) Permalink

the weird tweet game is mad real

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:59 (six years ago) Permalink

did u delete ur account? I cant find u ony mlist

乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:00 (six years ago) Permalink

i did, i think some1 hacked into the email account attached to it and by then i had already abandoned that account due to irl circumstances making me question the amount of time i was online in general, so in a fit of guilt i deleted it

adult bash (m bison), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:08 (six years ago) Permalink

the bike day thing was about tedx toronto as i recall, which was streaming appropriately tagged tweets to a huge led screen somewhere. the claims were that they had taken all the bikes off the racks because they were illegally parked. this eventually transformed into an elaborate story about a bike bonfire.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:20 (six years ago) Permalink

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/ted-talks-hashtag-gets-trolled

more fine reporting from buzzfeed, that model of dauntless journalistic something something.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:23 (six years ago) Permalink

haha yes tedx lmao

ʍǝɹɔ ʎpuǝp@mistercqnzr Follow
what the fuck my bike turned into a heap of burning serpents #TEDxToronto

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Eldritch Be'en'@amuchmoreexotic Follow
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:38 (six years ago) Permalink

i am laughing all over again

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:38 (six years ago) Permalink

SMH@stephaniehonour Follow
So interested to get the actual scoop on #TEDxToronto bike theft situation. Weird tweets everywhere #chaos @CP24 get on it!

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:42 (six years ago) Permalink

loved that buzzfeed piece

J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:40 (six years ago) Permalink

weird twitter isn't really my thing but a lot of the themes of that piece are applicable to ilx so i really enjoyed it

J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 April 2013 02:42 (six years ago) Permalink

weird piece to dis buzzfeed for considering it was providing useful information material to this discussion

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:28 (six years ago) Permalink

"here's something that explains what i'm talking about... by a bunch of COWARDS"

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:28 (six years ago) Permalink

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

乒乓, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:36 (six years ago) Permalink

wow you're right

markers, Saturday, 6 April 2013 14:58 (six years ago) Permalink

@tricialockwood:
[...] it's like a punchline to a long mundane joke that everyone else is telling

this seems to me as basically otm as anyone's ever likely to get

r|t|c, Saturday, 6 April 2013 15:03 (six years ago) Permalink

btw i think the community wiki at http://www.weirdtwitter.com is a pretty good resource, tons of classic quotes + timelines

― 乒乓, Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;alksdfj;asdlfjk I opened this link in a public place!

Je55e, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:27 (six years ago) Permalink

speaking of things open in public places

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:40 (six years ago) Permalink

DO NOT click on that link

Neil S, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:42 (six years ago) Permalink

Ah, I haven't actually seen Goatse in so long!

polyphonic, Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink

its like an internet homecoming

ciderpress, Monday, 8 April 2013 15:02 (six years ago) Permalink

weird twitter vs. adult swim

am0n, Monday, 8 April 2013 18:50 (six years ago) Permalink

Anthony Bourdain ‏@Bourdain 1m
And for those not in know, @DadBoner is possibly the single finest twitter feed in existence.

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2013 13:46 (six years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/322354458862432256

乒乓, Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:31 (six years ago) Permalink

valkilmer880

diamonddave85, Thursday, 11 April 2013 15:16 (six years ago) Permalink

i recommend val kilmer's feed

ogmor, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:06 (six years ago) Permalink

ben shaprio retweets every good looking young woman who tweets at him. he's like the charlie brown facha lil b or something

goole, Thursday, 11 April 2013 17:07 (six years ago) Permalink

lady who only tweets to her husband? https://twitter.com/angelemory

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 12 April 2013 16:51 (six years ago) Permalink

and Dr. Drew

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:03 (six years ago) Permalink

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 19 Oct 11
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE

classic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (six years ago) Permalink

lol

caek, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:50 (six years ago) Permalink

miss that dude

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:38 (six years ago) Permalink

@SeinfeldToday

not even a little bit funny

goole, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:32 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah the other one is obv much better but gets old... nothing really has approached @BARTSIMSON_REAL

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:33 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah @seinfeld2000 was awesome initially and even did a final tweet thing and then eventually came back and got old

balls, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 18:41 (six years ago) Permalink

http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-7-animated-dog-gifs/

dying

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 April 2013 08:40 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/326714715382370304

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:48 (five years ago) Permalink

she has been on a three-day tear on this issue. it is amazing

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:50 (five years ago) Permalink

well, and this profundity:

https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/325767583007662080

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:50 (five years ago) Permalink

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Please help me in boycotting the new Major League Ultimate Frisbee team @BostonWhitecaps. Natick doesn't need potheads in our backyard.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Frisbees are for dogs. Say NO to Major League Ultimate Frisbee.

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
I got Ultimate Frisbee removed from Natick Public School gym classes, I can get it removed from the local sports stadium too.

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Get @MLUltimate out of the Framingham/Natick area! Please RT to let your voice be heard!

Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
Hitler used to throw 'crispy discs' to his dog on the beach.

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Champzilla ‏@Champzilla 21 Apr
@PeanutFreeMom shut up bitch! @BostonWhitecaps rule!!!

Debra Jones-O'Brien Debra Jones-O'Brien ‏@PeanutFreeMom 21 Apr
@Champzilla @bostonwhitecaps that is assault. THAT IS ASSAULT!

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:53 (five years ago) Permalink

aaahaha THAT IS ASSAULT!

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:54 (five years ago) Permalink

lol did anyone ever find out who peanutfreemom is

max, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:57 (five years ago) Permalink

why the hell am I not following peanutfreemom

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:00 (five years ago) Permalink

p sure i read an article once where the author came forward (it's a guy iirc)

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:18 (five years ago) Permalink

When Delaney first followed her the Twitter profile displayed a photograph of "one of those sexy people that you love to hate," he said. He tried to set up dinner with her in Massachusetts where she supposedly lives, but she turned him down and later direct messaged him asking him to stop harassing her.

lol & o_O @ this

rather ugged man (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:26 (five years ago) Permalink

p sure i read an article once where the author came forward (it's a guy iirc)

― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 11:18 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no don't ruin it for me

goole, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:33 (five years ago) Permalink

@rad_milk is pretty awesome

@rad_milk im a bonified fuck doer. bonified as in i get sexual erections haha. i also enjoy in line skateing

@rad_milk *sees a thing that is almost certainly quite gay* hah wow that is probably very gay. nice.

@rad_milk *busts into the shed hyperventilating after a stressful day at the office* i must...polish...my...POWERTOOL'S

yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:38 (five years ago) Permalink

i do not get rob delaney's popularity tbh

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah rob delaney sucks

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

feel like rob delaney's popularity mostly came out of him being in on the ground floor with all the "weird twitter" comedian types, willing to promote them etc., more than him actually being funny?

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

i understand that twitter is its own unique comedy medium blah blah but from what i've seen his standup is just shockingly bad

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

he's like that first beatles drummer if he had hung on and become the second beatles drummer

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:04 (five years ago) Permalink

i thought this was potentially a weird twitter account but it turned out to be a beer advertisement!? https://twitter.com/PascalTheFarmer

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:50 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost ha i had never actually subjected myself to his standup until reading that, decided to check some out myself. no wonder he leans on twitter so hard, as a standup he's a slightly dirtier greg behrendt.

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:02 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah his stand up is just dreadful. i like his tweets sometimes though.

caek, Friday, 26 April 2013 14:29 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/krappslast

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:32 (five years ago) Permalink

that is GREAT

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:38 (five years ago) Permalink

for me to poop on

am0n, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Top 3 Famous People Who Are Currently Dead, But Weren’t A Decade Ago, Whose Last Names Are The Same Word As Things We Don’t Have Anymore

ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:10 (five years ago) Permalink

my favorite one is still http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/5-ways-to-respond-to-do-you-like-malcolm-in-the-middle/

ciderpress, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:12 (five years ago) Permalink

#gangnamstyle

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:20 (five years ago) Permalink

sorry i don't know where else to post this http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/abbrevs

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:18 (five years ago) Permalink

is it too early for a @dril analysis-appreciation thread?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:27 (five years ago) Permalink

wint ‏@dril 4h
#FreeJahar New DHS rule bans Jahar's mom from giving her son a hug. Im crying. Everything is so fucked up.

all for a thread!

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:31 (five years ago) Permalink

don't know what to make of betches love this. it seems bad.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:59 (five years ago) Permalink

i have the words "BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV" stuck repeating in my head. it's hard to shake bc i am sleep deprived right now

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Great payoff on this: http://vrunt.info/feedbuzz/top-5-kinds-of-milk/

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:09 (five years ago) Permalink

"5 ways to talk to girls" is unbeatable though

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:15 (five years ago) Permalink

Debra Jones-O'Brien (@PeanutFreeMom) tweeted at 5:42 PM on Sun, May 05, 2013:
She was a courageous gay tennis player. Show some #respect. "@JennyMikes85: Who the hell is Gabby Giffords and why should I care?”
(https://twitter.com/PeanutFreeMom/status/331177132845846528)
ed

goole, Monday, 6 May 2013 01:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Died, I meant to say.

goole, Monday, 6 May 2013 01:52 (five years ago) Permalink

i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D

― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, March 21, 2013 7:40 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

elmooooo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:28 (five years ago) Permalink

come on

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:28 (five years ago) Permalink

must be catsup dude

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 02:36 (five years ago) Permalink

That was my theory but he tweeted at him so I'm not sure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:35 (five years ago) Permalink

omg goole that is amazing

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 17:44 (five years ago) Permalink

no idea how feedbuzz manages to maintain this level of quality http://f.eed.bz/10-steps-i-could-take-to-subvert-this-article-on-the-top-10-videos-of-sleeping-piles-of-puppies/

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 02:47 (five years ago) Permalink

prince stolas is maybe a jw bot

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:49 (five years ago) Permalink

feedbuzz is just a rebranded somethingawful site, not giving it any clicks

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:51 (five years ago) Permalink

do you have a client installed that tells you what app/service each tweet is coming from?

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

xpost

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

naw

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:52 (five years ago) Permalink

hm

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

i just use the websyte or the tiwtter brand apps

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

lol me too

markers, Saturday, 11 May 2013 17:54 (five years ago) Permalink

feedbuzz is just a rebranded somethingawful site, not giving it any clicks

― 乒乓, Saturday, May 11, 2013 1:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf do you think tweetcru is

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:05 (five years ago) Permalink

somethingawful, like the onion, is a lot funnier in 140 characters or less

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:06 (five years ago) Permalink

this is obv why the onion's twitter account is the crowning jewel of its media empire.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Nobody reads an onion article past the headline

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (five years ago) Permalink

mtv video game short attention span generation etc.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:47 (five years ago) Permalink

nah like 1 out of every 50 onion articles are worth reading from start to finish, most of them feel overly workshopped, best move they did was moving to that paragraph format, i actually do read the entire paragaraph (only sometimes)

乒乓, Saturday, 11 May 2013 18:49 (five years ago) Permalink

anyone who thinks those feedbuzz articles are funnier than even the most average onion article is drunk

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:32 (five years ago) Permalink

that site is literally a one-shot gag

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:33 (five years ago) Permalink

you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:22 (five years ago) Permalink

the average onion article is pretty funny wtf

balls, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:48 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah dayo you're nuts

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:51 (five years ago) Permalink

you could say the same thing about @KattWillFerrell but that would miss the point entirely.

― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, May 11, 2013 8:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

thats also p lame

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 May 2013 05:30 (five years ago) Permalink

itt mom and dad fite

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:34 (five years ago) Permalink

lol i love kattwillferrell

max, Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:39 (five years ago) Permalink

some of the weird twitter dudes are getting into it with a libertarian psychotic econoblog troll i 'follow'. worlds collide.

goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:48 (five years ago) Permalink

haha who would that be

btw i think val kilmer possesses the finest account on twitter

乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 11:54 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/333785323861581824

there's... a lot more

goole, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:05 (five years ago) Permalink

the bro_pair/yglesias 'feud' has been literally my favorite internet thing

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

love a photo from val

ogmor, Monday, 13 May 2013 17:35 (five years ago) Permalink

bro_pair is a little much for me, also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin

max, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

bro pair is the glenn greenwald of weird twitter, 90% denunciations

lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

is he the same guy as mobute or just a guy who's like exactly the same

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

who can say really

lag∞n, Monday, 13 May 2013 18:05 (five years ago) Permalink

also wrote a horrendous article about yacht rock for jacobin

― max, Monday, May 13, 2013 6:02 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

ya i had to unfollow bro pair at one point, 2 much

乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink

this article is still so ridic http://jacobinmag.com/2012/09/the-yacht-rock-counterrevolution/

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 13 May 2013 19:46 (five years ago) Permalink

Haha wow

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 13 May 2013 20:09 (five years ago) Permalink

by General Gandhi

lmao

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:35 (five years ago) Permalink

No, the importance of that mummery of an awards ceremony was not musical, but political and cultural – what it reflected about the garden of nightmares America had become.

lol gtfo here with that

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 May 2013 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

i loved that article, it was barmy

caek, Monday, 13 May 2013 21:54 (five years ago) Permalink

jerry icy ‏@dangerousneil 30 Apr 12
is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 13 May 2013 22:19 (five years ago) Permalink

everybody otm re: bro pair. i like mobute (though that gawker self-doxxing was the ugliest voluntary unmasking since kiss was promoting lick it up).

balls, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:15 (five years ago) Permalink

mobute can turn a phrase. his breitbart obit was all time.

otoh this bro_pair brendle faceoff was great: http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/point-counterpoint-is-satire-even-thing.html

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 05:26 (five years ago) Permalink

stolas ‏@prince_stolas 3m
@WIZARDISHUNGRY Your tail, if any, turns ruby and has an orgasm, then you become a teenager.

tryna throw us off the trail

乒乓, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:13 (five years ago) Permalink

Greg @weedguy420boner
Pussy look like a *slowed down voice* soft shell crab

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:08 (five years ago) Permalink

my favorite variant of that joke:

Celebrity
‏@FamousCeleb
*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham

Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:19 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/_yourdm

0808ɹƃ (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 1m
Breaking news this is a first folks las vegas police was just at my house i have been charged with rape by a susie bell from las vegas

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Eli Langer ‏@EliLanger 3m
@JoseCanseco Call 1-800-LAWYER. Use coupon code "Twitter" for 10% discount. Good luck.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:23 (five years ago) Permalink

this is way fucked up

goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 8m
7027899844 this is susie bells number call her media ask her if she will take a polygraph.lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

posting her name, phone number and photos of her is next level escalation, well done jose. this will play well in any legal proceedings.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

uh

goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

good thing you reposted it in case the tweet gets deleted

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 May 2013 09:08 (five years ago) Permalink

right??

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 May 2013 10:55 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/337707333612359680

I love u val

乒乓, Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:13 (five years ago) Permalink

the thing about his dead brother was o_O

goole, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

looks like he deleted it!

one tweet was sth like "this painting is by my brother, who died, i think about him every day" [link to an instagram of a painting]

the next one was like "apologies, painting not by my brother"

goole, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:59 (five years ago) Permalink

haaaaah

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:11 (five years ago) Permalink

so he's really into collages now?

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:11 (five years ago) Permalink

ok idk if this is "weird twitter" but it's def weird, twitter

i tweet v infrequently; a couple weeks ago i said something about a local band. this tweet has attracted likes from four fake spam bot accts, spouting nonsense (for 1 day!) inna horse_ebooks style

Lane Mohammed @Brynnjyxa
Marcene Dinkin @Kareyzmqr
Carita Friedt @Jeanicecvhg
Freddie Kuehne @Vikivvtj

the first three have urls that all resolve to a follower shop (http://followersdelivery.com/) probably the most depressing thing i can think of besides genocide or josef fritzl tbh

the last one bears a blacklisted link to "betterjesus.info/[etc etc]", no thanks.

i guess this kind of stuff must be pretty common if you're on twitter a lot? the mystery to me is what was in that tweet that attracted this attention

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:11 (five years ago) Permalink

it's too bad these bots only run for 24 hours, they are p funny:

https://twitter.com/Vikivvtj/status/336414855949078529
https://twitter.com/Vikivvtj/status/336561001996632065

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:13 (five years ago) Permalink

that kind of thing is so hilarious/cool/creepy to me--like weird modern-day numbers stations

ken layne wrote a small thing about it http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:15 (five years ago) Permalink

that's a great article. it's def the feeling i get when i see one of these notifications pop up. what reaction is this supposed to get from me? and if not me, whom? what's the frequency, kenneth?

this set of accts are almost certainly just spam for that 'business' but again i have to wonder what they keyed to

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:19 (five years ago) Permalink

I get followed by a ton of noname rap producer bots

乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:26 (five years ago) Permalink

the actual bots and what they tweet reminds me of like, blogspot comment spam

乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:27 (five years ago) Permalink

i kinda want to buy 10k followers its only $80

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:55 (five years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/P9ncjVp.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:56 (five years ago) Permalink

where can i sign up to be a high-qual real follower? that is what i am.

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

some of it is about increasing follower counts, avoiding being labeled as spam, etc.

the googuns one that ken writes about, who the fuck knows

i have this dim memory of reading about some kind of espionage or hacking operation that DID use a, or several, twitter accounts the way the numbers stations are/were supposed to have been used--as signal operations i guess

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:58 (five years ago) Permalink

this is my favorite stuff though, like those weird spam emails you sometimes get that have literally no discernable purpose, no links contained, nothing advertised

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

just pure noise

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

they may be checking to see if you open it

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

They

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:02 (five years ago) Permalink

they_ebooks

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:03 (five years ago) Permalink

http://s23.theawl.com/awl/up/2013/03/googuns_staging.jpg

max, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

max if you're into this kind of stuff u might be interested in my friends art show (which opens tonight), http://www.bitforms.com/index.php, everybody else in ny should go too, street team out

乒乓, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:29 (five years ago) Permalink

max were you thinking of the botnet that used twitter?

http://ddos.arbornetworks.com/2009/08/twitter-based-botnet-command-channel/

los blue jeans, Friday, 31 May 2013 03:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Jose Canseco ‏@JoseCanseco 4m
There is a tear in the space time continuum

ciderpress, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 04:21 (five years ago) Permalink

one of my friend's tweets to me and an internet microcelebrity about theodor adorno got into the hands of twitter spam bots and for the next few days they just kept sending me the same message, about once per hour. idk if you can read the message in the image but it says "adorno considered art's internal dialectic alongside its dialectical relationship with society."

http://s21.postimg.org/eeymdrlyv/Screen_Shot_2013_04_09_at_1_18_52_PM.png

the strange and important sound of the synthesizer (Treeship), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 04:32 (five years ago) Permalink

bots love the frankfurt school

ogmor, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 12:35 (five years ago) Permalink

The teen profile pics next to Adorno quotes made me laugh.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 13:06 (five years ago) Permalink

and the joke that keeps giving http://f.eed.bz/the-solitary-entrepreneur/

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:04 (five years ago) Permalink

Real commitment to a bit here: http://f.eed.bz/3651-reasons-you-might-be-a-90s-kid/

hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Love the david brooks snowden column parody

Treeship, Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:30 (five years ago) Permalink

play this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwHw6jo1E3M

underneath this clip of twitter's Rob Delaney bombing horrifically on Jimmy Kimmel a few months ago and you'll have a deleted scene from a David Lynch film.

http://edgecast.metatube-files.buscafs.com/uploads/videos/flv/video_172571.mp4

Cunga, Sunday, 23 June 2013 22:59 (five years ago) Permalink

imagen reading that entire thing

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink

especially fond of the inception bit and this:

Acording to New York Times, 'Molly' is like this prety awesome drug that black rapers like Kanye West and Miley Cyres like to sing about in their beats, but also caucasien poeple like Kaitlin, a 22-year-old senier at Columbia University, and women who are like 50 who have been writen about in Town Talk Magazine, take at dance party's in Wiliamsburg. New York Times say 'Molly' is grate because it get you fucked up but still feel crisp.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:01 (five years ago) Permalink

why does current day seinfeld spell like that in long form? makes sense in tweets, apparently he has no editor

mh, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:03 (five years ago) Permalink

idgi

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:19 (five years ago) Permalink

it's "funny"

Clay, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:21 (five years ago) Permalink

i think if you have to ask that question then maybe you don't really get the account?

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:23 (five years ago) Permalink

this article is like a sub-par 2004 article on somethingawful.com

mh, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:24 (five years ago) Permalink

well... makes sense

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:25 (five years ago) Permalink

this stuff really does not work in longform

IKEA-Guinea (donna rouge), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:26 (five years ago) Permalink

if you're known for a schtick you can't exactly break character, for better or worse

Clay, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:28 (five years ago) Permalink

this stuff really does not work in longform

― IKEA-Guinea (donna rouge), Tuesday, June 25, 2013 4:26 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

esp when you're like explaining it

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Acording to New York Times, 'Molly' is like this prety awesome drug that black rapers like Kanye West and Miley Cyres like to sing about in their beats, but also caucasien poeple like Kaitlin, a 22-year-old senier at Columbia University, and women who are like 50 who have been writen about in Town Talk Magazine, take at dance party's in Wiliamsburg. New York Times say 'Molly' is grate because it get you fucked up but still feel crisp.

this seems like a pretty minimal effort at humour imo

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:48 (five years ago) Permalink

somethingawful, like the onion, is a lot funnier in 140 characters or less

― 乒乓, Saturday, May 11, 2013 2:06 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 20:49 (five years ago) Permalink

that just seems factual with no humor! I mean, with the exception of the odd interjection of "caucasien" and the misspellings

mh, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:01 (five years ago) Permalink

its poetry

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

dialogism

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

sreegs @ahuj9 3h
"Is this canon??" I shout as I'm led away in handcuffs, "Is this canon or part of the extended universe??"

you live your life on the floor (sleepingbag), Thursday, 27 June 2013 18:04 (five years ago) Permalink

what is happening with weird twitter backlash I saw a bunch of tweets but I can never tell with you people

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 1 July 2013 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Jon Williams @WIZARDISHUNGRY
Does anyone have the @prince_stolas magic the gathering card saved?

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 July 2013 15:28 (five years ago) Permalink

lol

mh, Thursday, 18 July 2013 15:30 (five years ago) Permalink

_________ followed
Pizza Dog @Pizza_Dog
Who's a good boy that likes pizza? I am! I'm Pizza Dog!

mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2013 04:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

mh, Friday, 19 July 2013 04:37 (five years ago) Permalink

anybody listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast? i'd seen the twitter account retweeted for a few months but only started listening to the show -- recommended for thebibandit / utilitylimb fans, so

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 15:22 (five years ago) Permalink

i first heard about it like three days ago and now it's the only thing i ever hear about anymore and i still don't know what it is

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:02 (five years ago) Permalink

http://i44.tinypic.com/28qxhuf.png

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:21 (five years ago) Permalink

aww wolfpupy

carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 13:40 (five years ago) Permalink

been listening to welcome to night vale all day. love it. is it made by the person behind utility limb? this makes it seem that way: https://www.facebook.com/WelcomeToNightVale/posts/280683678718466

cajunsunday, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:08 (five years ago) Permalink

i've been enjoying it well enough, but i find that i have a limited of about 2 episodes at a time, otherwise the monotony of the announcer's voice starts to recede into background noise. i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 19:58 (five years ago) Permalink

a limit*

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 19:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Is that based on the character from the hawkeye comic

late pass but yes

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:29 (five years ago) Permalink

should i even bother to check this out or

markers, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:31 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm thinkin i'll pass

markers, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 20:31 (five years ago) Permalink

ok

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:27 (five years ago) Permalink

my current fave twitter acct is secret egg!!

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
here an importent Science facts:
•cats are basically the Softest thing
•the moon is wayy bigger than a house
•a log is a tree takeing a naps

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
lightnngs is when a cloud reach down and try to's hug the earth!!! he doesnt know his arms is made of zappy electricitys

secret egg!! @raresecretegg
it must be cool to be a bug you could go hang gliding with a leaf you use a leaf like a boat basically you can use a leaf to get places

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:29 (five years ago) Permalink

its like a 5yo bill_nye_tho

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:30 (five years ago) Permalink

I would not have thought that'd be your thing! I like those tweets.

carlos danger zone (mh), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:41 (five years ago) Permalink

Five bucks says Modern Seinfeld and Seinfeld 2000 run by the same guy and Seinfeld 2000 is just how he vents his pain at having unlikely viral success.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:36 (five years ago) Permalink

i appreciate these new seinfields, i always wonder what the deals with thigns are.

Spectrum, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:40 (five years ago) Permalink

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:57 (five years ago) Permalink

i too abhor that egg

ogmor, Sunday, 4 August 2013 10:14 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh

yeah as much as i dig it i'm 99.9% sure that dude isn't involved. it's co-written by this guy: https://twitter.com/planetoffinks and distributed by his tiny lil publishing house. he seems very nice

feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it

this egg thing is the exact vapid steve roggenbuck brand of """"""alt lit"""""" intentional-misspelling faux-wonder that makes me want to dig a fuckin hole and lie down in it

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:15 (five years ago) Permalink

lol that's on point but i feel like defending roggenbuck, who i actually do find funny when he isn't trying to sound meaningful (and only his vids, never the txt bs, so)

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (five years ago) Permalink

*shouting into a laptop in a field somewhere* Im kisseing u in my moms miinvan!!!! My dead gay dog maeks me epically loev lief!!!!!!!

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

it's mostly his silly voice tbh

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

i'm sorry you guys are so burned out on fun that you have to dismiss the 'faux-wonder' in this:

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 31 Jul
Now here we see a eagle looking for a meal. Whoa!! watch him SWoop down and GRAB the, telephone so he can order a pizZa with extra peperonys

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:20 (five years ago) Permalink

no sorry

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:27 (five years ago) Permalink

i like that as a parody of weird twitter groupies, tho it's probably just a weird twitter groupie

Attractive Humas 2013 (a not-necessarily WS thread) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:29 (five years ago) Permalink

it's a long tragic descent to go from the early tweets itt to this lukewarm shit

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 August 2013 00:53 (five years ago) Permalink

and perfect timing for secret egg to be outed

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 30m
@losdrogas its literally just me tweeting the most insipid shit possible but thanks haha

~ d r u g s ~ ‏@losdrogas 27m
@raresecretegg I hope a shitload of people paid for drawings oh I hope plz say yes

secret egg!! ‏@raresecretegg 26m
@losdrogas i;ve made over two hundred dollars off of this awful thing lmao

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:11 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2013 02:13 (five years ago) Permalink

I love life sometimes because of shit like that

carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:38 (five years ago) Permalink

ahahah. Owned.

Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 5 August 2013 08:28 (five years ago) Permalink

have now stopped being burned out on fun fyi

the secret life of bantz (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 August 2013 09:18 (five years ago) Permalink

secret egg not as funny as wolfpupy, whos also kind of fallen off as of late

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

xp steve roggenbuck is a nice dude

Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:28 (five years ago) Permalink

http://p.jgnz.net/wtj/

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:51 (five years ago) Permalink

denim, do you even puke?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (five years ago) Permalink

i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (five years ago) Permalink

*kickflips over a sexy mom*

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:54 (five years ago) Permalink

probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke

ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:57 (five years ago) Permalink

weird police itt

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:13 (five years ago) Permalink

please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:16 (five years ago) Permalink

it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:44 (five years ago) Permalink

this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.

certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:10 (five years ago) Permalink

So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:47 (five years ago) Permalink

aren't there enough millions of adults on the internet who believe insane bullshit to not be surprised/care at all abt a bunch of preteens doing it

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:10 (five years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRw5gn6CcAAUdHW.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:07 (five years ago) Permalink

besides, everyone knows Narry is the truth

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:42 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/368222947351490560

markers, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:45 (five years ago) Permalink

so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (five years ago) Permalink

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (five years ago) Permalink

ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:22 (five years ago) Permalink

(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:07 (five years ago) Permalink

bropair underrated imo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (five years ago) Permalink

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so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:38 (five years ago) Permalink

hes an object of weird twitter fascination

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:11 (five years ago) Permalink

this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

don't click on that twitter link y'all

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

esp at work

markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit

thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (five years ago) Permalink

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

Who died and made you the president of weird twitter

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (five years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy

mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist

this account is fucking incredible

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 29 Jul

1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 26 Jul

Went to #Beijing seeking a #Transformative #CulturalExperience & was let down by its closeness to the US. Guess I'll try #India next time :(

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I mean I could literally repost the entire account, it is vicious and hilarious

(what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:16 (five years ago) Permalink

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 1 Apr

Yoga! #yoga
Expand

crüt, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:20 (five years ago) Permalink

What was the original MO of weird twitter? Was it just alienating people? I know there have been thinkpieces about this, but I'm never gonna read one.

kaleb, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:50 (five years ago) Permalink

I think it was just dudes from a somethingawful board propagating their humor on a new medium

mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:57 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah that's pretty accurate

also i'm glad this post got preserved for posterity
http://www.tehposts.com/fiction/open-palm-slam-a-vhs.html

ciderpress, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:20 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah "Weird Twitter" is literally just an extension of FYAD except you can't beecock unfunny people's threads so accounts like JonnySun get popular

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:56 (five years ago) Permalink

@WhiteFeminist reminds me quite a lot of https://twitter.com/Chino_Wanker

transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 07:44 (five years ago) Permalink

do cool dudes not like chinos any more

r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:15 (five years ago) Permalink

tbf that account peaked in 2012 so maybe the pendulum has swung back

transmisogyny express (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Occasionally you run into something that looks like Weird Twitter but really isn't. A selection of Twitter user https://twitter.com/rob_slash05 reveals a deeply malevolent intelligence wreaking havoc on Toronto, and one with no apparent understanding of the distinction between Twitter, email, and postal mail.

@rob_slash05 Robert bennede✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi paula

@TOMayorFord hello mayor rob ford rose and vince caputo@72 yore rd. toronto

@VisitNovaScotia I wish to receive info on nova scotia tourism vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont m6m1w7

@HarbourfrontTO maria sale✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧ take me to harbor front please

@AirCanada @calgarystampede hey rob! say hi to your nanna

@AirCanada rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi Robert how I Ashley?

@lpluser carmine sale✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hello from vince

@TTCnotices hello ttc I wish to receive ttc route map for Toronto vince caputo!http://t.co/UYBMtR8oDq

@globeandmail alberta http://t.co/hVVb8Rq5KW

@vincecap✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hi maria

hello rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ vince

mike_✧✧✧@m✧.c✧✧ hi mike say hi to Robert from vince and nanna

@RootsCanada I wish to receive brocohures vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont.canada

fields of salmon, Saturday, 7 September 2013 16:26 (five years ago) Permalink

i think that counts as weird twitter

max, Monday, 9 September 2013 10:57 (five years ago) Permalink

semi-weird:

https://twitter.com/emeliosalazar

goole, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/wizardishungry/status/382517771315445760

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:17 (five years ago) Permalink

lol http://github.com/WIZARDISHUNGRY/magical-effect-tweeter

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:38 (five years ago) Permalink

this is the most unsurprising surprise

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:40 (five years ago) Permalink

in honor of horse_ebooks's passing, here is the original tweet that got SA/weirdtwitter people following it via @fart:

https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/44114266613231616

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:43 (five years ago) Permalink

see, tbf, the buzzfeed guy didn't take it over until september

real horse_ebooks died a long time ago, friends

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:46 (five years ago) Permalink

september of 2011, that is

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:47 (five years ago) Permalink

tbf the buzzfeed guy is the tweeter formerly known as @agentlebrees

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:49 (five years ago) Permalink

legendary tweeter I should say

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 15:50 (five years ago) Permalink

lol at all this twitter conspiracy shit people are throwing out there now http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/horse-ebooks-the-dril-question

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Ah yes, good old Agent LeBrees.

Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

We've had a little bit of chatter about this on the Pronunciation Thread, maybe enough for a dedicated thread? Or maybe not, it'll be old news pretty soon.

emil.y, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

reported by susan orlean lol http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/elements/2013/09/horse-ebooks-and-pronunciation-book-revealed.html

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:53 (five years ago) Permalink

Susan Orlean is also performing at the installation today, reportedly.

emil.y, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 17:59 (five years ago) Permalink

wait until they reveal that Susan Orlean was horse_ebooks before September 2011

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:07 (five years ago) Permalink

this account is promising
https://twitter.com/UpWorthIt

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:10 (five years ago) Permalink

The shocking part isn't her lack of legs, it's what she chose to do without them.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:21 (five years ago) Permalink

I'm not an orphan. But I think we should listen to this one.

Lamp, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:28 (five years ago) Permalink

I can't believe AGB works at fucking BuzzFeed of all places, that's the saddest thing in the world

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:43 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone needs jobs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:48 (five years ago) Permalink

unless you can get paid for weird tweets i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:48 (five years ago) Permalink

lol buzzfeed is a p cool place to work

Lamp, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:50 (five years ago) Permalink

what's his buzzfeed twitter handle? is he verified ✔ now at least?

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

they said he works in the ad department he doesnt do #content

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:52 (five years ago) Permalink

buzzfeed for sure a cool place to work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OfTPGnzqQ

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:53 (five years ago) Permalink

that must be him in standing up

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

haha nicely done

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Ah yes, good old Agent LeBrees.

― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Tuesday, September 24, 2013 5:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did everyone miss this post, it's a+

Lee Ranaldo's Putting Challenge (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 19:58 (five years ago) Permalink

Tom Gara ‏@tomgara 2m
I just called the horse ebooks phone number. They answered and said "getting the attention of top marketers", then hung up.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:02 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone needs jobs

otm

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:10 (five years ago) Permalink

can I just say UpWorthIt is great

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:10 (five years ago) Permalink

I never thought a pizza party could end centuries of ethnic cleansing. Then I saw this.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:11 (five years ago) Permalink

on BuzzFeed.com you can literally go to an article about drone strikes or a 10y.o. who murdered his father in cold blood and vote them "LOL" and "WIN" and then include a gif of you smiling with Respond With A GIF, Sponsored By Starbucks Frappuccino

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:35 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone who works there should be killed share this if you agree most are too afraid

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:42 (five years ago) Permalink

like obviously I'm speaking from 22y.o. youthful naivete privilege here but there are genuinely a billion other websites to work for that aren't as awful. it's not like capitalism, where it's inescapable and you're forced to work within the system or perish (although within the year it probably will be lol). I'll drop the subject tho

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 20:52 (five years ago) Permalink

aren't they all the same awful, though? or travel in the same circles of awful?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:03 (five years ago) Permalink

forget it guys its websites

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

cant believe a popular tweeter has a well-paying job at buzzfeed its the most depressing thing in the WOOOORLD

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:44 (five years ago) Permalink

*cries for the tweeters*

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:44 (five years ago) Permalink

wont someone think of the tweets

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:49 (five years ago) Permalink

everyone who works there should be killed share this if you agree most are too afraid

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 24, 2013 4:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaø

caek, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 22:00 (five years ago) Permalink

so horse was a bto then was taken over by weird twitter dudes at the time when everyone suspected that it had become people (http://splitsider.com/2012/01/the-ballad-of-horse_ebooks) do i have that right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 02:36 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 02:58 (five years ago) Permalink

and now everyone is upset and surprised

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:02 (five years ago) Permalink

mozilla guy did not take the news well https://twitter.com/dansinker/status/382523444627111936

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:09 (five years ago) Permalink

You mean @mayoremanuel

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:17 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:18 (five years ago) Permalink

imagine how we're going to react when it turns out goatse is the Thought Catalog guy

Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:37 (five years ago) Permalink

having read Punk Planet p regularly back in the day I must say I'm shocked to see Dan Sinker being weird and precious about essentially unimportant stuff

Lee Ranaldo's Putting Challenge (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 06:28 (five years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/88M1y3e.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:56 (five years ago) Permalink

:(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink

followed by ~ d r u g s ~

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:57 (five years ago) Permalink

and max!

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:58 (five years ago) Permalink

classic

http://i.imgur.com/K0KxDLc.png

lag∞n, Monday, 30 September 2013 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

dying here

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 30 September 2013 21:49 (five years ago) Permalink

loooooool

emil.y, Monday, 30 September 2013 21:53 (five years ago) Permalink

omg lol

smang culture (DJP), Monday, 30 September 2013 22:01 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

i too went to college (silby), Monday, 30 September 2013 23:42 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:12 (five years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/Cat_Tablets

sounds familiar

mookieproof, Monday, 7 October 2013 19:19 (five years ago) Permalink

hey is sega juice in the negative dickhole crew or something?

los blue jeans, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:17 (five years ago) Permalink

^ Swifty is nice and cool actually??? unless there's an @segajuice who is a negative dickhole or something.

Andrew Kornfan, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 08:18 (five years ago) Permalink

NO WAY I didn't mean it like that, he seems like a cool and smart and funny and nice person. I was just asking if he posts here by way of referring to a classic TOMBOT post re: the 77 autogoon keepin' it negative dickhole zing posse.

los blue jeans, Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:44 (five years ago) Permalink

i've been trying to get him to post for years. i think he might have posted to ILG like twice, i dunno

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:34 (five years ago) Permalink

OH okay. I'm relatively new (lurked for five minutes in 2k9, forgot about ILX until a couple months ago), my B.

Andrew Kornfan, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:08 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/eatmemichael

napgenius (goole), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 05:56 (five years ago) Permalink

i think my current fav tweeter is http://twitter.com/wettbutt

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 December 2013 22:30 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah im glad he finally joined twitter, was one of the best back on SA forums

ciderpress, Monday, 9 December 2013 01:59 (five years ago) Permalink

that guy's funny

esp as most weird twitter dudes are on a punny-version-of-song-lyrics tip these days

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 9 December 2013 05:01 (five years ago) Permalink

which i admit makes me laugh a bit

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 9 December 2013 05:01 (five years ago) Permalink

@Things4Guys

^^ amazing

napgenius (goole), Sunday, 15 December 2013 21:54 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://www.rookiemag.com/2014/02/damn-its-the-teen-girl-life/

, Friday, 28 February 2014 06:37 (five years ago) Permalink

• a good way to show that you are cool to a new group of people is to write “responsibilities” on a piece of paper and then throw it away

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 12:35 (five years ago) Permalink

this is the best thing

have a nice blood (mh), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:46 (five years ago) Permalink

• the friendship breakup with the parrot at the pet store when it announces to everyone it has a crush on blaydin junior after you already told it you liked him

ogmor, Friday, 28 February 2014 19:25 (five years ago) Permalink

•[kicks a furby through the goals to score the winning points of the super bowl] Fuck everyone who has ever hurt me

Dying

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:27 (five years ago) Permalink

I wonder what proportion of Rookie's readership is actually teenage girls

Dan I., Friday, 28 February 2014 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

30%

lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 23:11 (five years ago) Permalink

my friends who are women in their twenties really enjoy Rookie and wish they actually had it around as teen girls

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Friday, 7 March 2014 08:19 (five years ago) Permalink

funny cause most teen magazines are actually consumed by tweens

lag∞n, Friday, 7 March 2014 12:12 (five years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/wbIBRIZ.png

, Saturday, 29 March 2014 02:52 (five years ago) Permalink

lool smh

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 March 2014 03:01 (five years ago) Permalink

A lot of weird twitter dudes're rightwing/libertarian types, it seems

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 30 March 2014 01:48 (five years ago) Permalink

I think that's mostly Irony

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:11 (five years ago) Permalink

ya i think you're reading it wrong

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:02 (five years ago) Permalink

unless you think they actually are all up in arms about benghazi and are composing sincere acrostics abotu it

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:03 (five years ago) Permalink

so many levels of irony its hard to know when u get to the gooey center

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:25 (five years ago) Permalink

ouroboros

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:17 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

turns out that Wettbutt's a total fucking creep which is a surprise given that most of the weird twitter bros seem like totally great people irl lmao

online hardman, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:44 (four years ago) Permalink

Hahaha what happened?

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:50 (four years ago) Permalink

http://textuploader.com/9k9k

did NOT know that he could suck his own dick.

online hardman, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:55 (four years ago) Permalink

Damn

, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:55 (four years ago) Permalink

Well, ew

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 08:59 (four years ago) Permalink

given that most of the weird twitter bros seem like totally great people irl lmao

Weird twitter probably wouldn't exist if those bros all had girlfriends, it's true

, Friday, 23 May 2014 09:00 (four years ago) Permalink

when I first saw his twitter, probably from someone linking it itt, I felt like it was intermittently funny but gave me this vibe of dude looking at his screen all day every day splurging lolrandom sentences onto a page for no real useful purpose. while it in no way follows that someone who does this is an awful person, it does kind of link up with the stuff about constant harrassing txts etc

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:55 (four years ago) Permalink

The cunning thing abt weird twitter is how giving that (accurate, in maybe just this case) impression is part of the whole thing

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 09:58 (four years ago) Permalink

do these lads still do breakdancing cop jokes?

online hardman, Friday, 23 May 2014 10:44 (four years ago) Permalink

having spent a few years pre-twitter posting on an internet forum with a bunch of these guys, i can't really vouch for many of them being good people

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:11 (four years ago) Permalink

hahaha.

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:16 (four years ago) Permalink

is utilitylimb really a dick?

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:16 (four years ago) Permalink

the guys i have the most respect for are the ones who never really participated in any of the internet bullying that went on and instead just posted endless bad puns

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:22 (four years ago) Permalink

are you talking about FYAD

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 23 May 2014 15:24 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:25 (four years ago) Permalink

man. I haven't posted in there for like...7 or 8 years. I imagine its mostly the same people too!!

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 23 May 2014 15:29 (four years ago) Permalink

i thought they switched to twitter

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:31 (four years ago) Permalink

like, "weird twitter" was a minor exodus, not just an expansion

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:32 (four years ago) Permalink

correct me if i'm wrong -- i don't follow that stuff

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:32 (four years ago) Permalink

i think all the funny joke people left for twitter and now the forum is just corsair and all the dudes who talk about sports and what they're eating for lunch

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:33 (four years ago) Permalink

So... kind of like ILX

, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:34 (four years ago) Permalink

all the dudes who talk about sports

if only we could get rid of these people

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:35 (four years ago) Permalink

(jk, i don't like sports but a bunch of my homies here do)

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 15:36 (four years ago) Permalink

my friend in the know claims this gif sums up fyad
http://i.imgur.com/YFfvDXB.gif

a strange man (mh), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:09 (four years ago) Permalink

real tired of twitter/fyad jokemen as a category, notable exceptions of course, but as a clique / genre it's pretty dire

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:20 (four years ago) Permalink

I feel like the handful I enjoy are pretty good, but the bunch I'd occasionally look at are just a churn of the same mentality

I have a soft spot for @fart due to his corny cat owner joeks

a strange man (mh), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:21 (four years ago) Permalink

do we fully consider Dril as part of that gang?

online hardman, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:28 (four years ago) Permalink

dril never posted in fyad much

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:33 (four years ago) Permalink

dril style is a huge influence on jokemen imho but i don't really consider dril to be of that crowd

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:37 (four years ago) Permalink

Dril's worse, he's like the ideal to live up to, also (mainly) he's just not esp funny often enough to justify the amnt of tweets/RTs

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:40 (four years ago) Permalink

I only rt weird ilx B)

a strange man (mh), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:41 (four years ago) Permalink

shoutout to the real heroes, stay out there trolling for kicks and tweeting abusive to the women who have the temerity to criticize yr fallen idol wettbutt

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:44 (four years ago) Permalink

This may be one of those guys bt fuck him, didn't want to keep reading, a dick either way https://twitter.com/AFFfic

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:48 (four years ago) Permalink

so wait.. wettbutt is gone. no more wettbutt.

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:49 (four years ago) Permalink

If you remember, he actually wasn't v funny

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:51 (four years ago) Permalink

actually... he was

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:53 (four years ago) Permalink

ACTUALLY

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:54 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah gotta admit the not funny argument might be stronger coming from some ilxors who have ever been funny once.

balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:56 (four years ago) Permalink

lol xp case in point

balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:56 (four years ago) Permalink

i will admit to chuckling but the (dismissive reference to Western canon) + (facetious boast) + (Beatles reference) + (mock heroics) tweet formula wore thin pretty quick imho

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:10 (four years ago) Permalink

today i begin a new life

ciderpress, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:13 (four years ago) Permalink

dril is the best cos he has his own vocab, a spesh mix of seedy lame dudeisms & occasional attempts at tuck his gut in & appear serious w/ more formal terminology which make him come off even grubbier.

ogmor, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:38 (four years ago) Permalink

dril is the best
― ogmor, Friday, May 23, 2014 12:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:43 (four years ago) Permalink

thanks for disagreeing with the rest of my post global

ogmor, Friday, 23 May 2014 17:52 (four years ago) Permalink

wolfpupy is the best

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 23 May 2014 18:10 (four years ago) Permalink

otm

patron sailor, Friday, 23 May 2014 18:11 (four years ago) Permalink

naw man, i agree, dril has created his own little world. i dare you to check out some of his youtube playlists that he's curated. they are amazing but you need to take a walk after watching too many of them

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 May 2014 18:14 (four years ago) Permalink

I haven't seen the youtube playlists, I recall some wild sneaker-dumping vids tho.
wolfpupy tweets when im asleep so he loses points

ogmor, Friday, 23 May 2014 18:55 (four years ago) Permalink

fav wolfpupy thing is http://www.rookiemag.com/2014/02/damn-its-the-teen-girl-life/

axe douche for men (silby), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:01 (four years ago) Permalink

^^ yessss

a strange man (mh), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:04 (four years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/kH5inoK.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:12 (four years ago) Permalink

man, some people. terrible.

goole, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:20 (four years ago) Permalink

he was funny in a way that seemed really with-it and, idk, humane. which means i oughta be more skeptical in general maybe.

goole, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:21 (four years ago) Permalink

he obviously has some mental issues

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:59 (four years ago) Permalink

who? wettbutt or wolfpupy or someone else?

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 21:22 (four years ago) Permalink

and what happened to the former?

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 21:22 (four years ago) Permalink

WHAT HAPPENED TO UTILITY LIMB ffs

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 23 May 2014 22:00 (four years ago) Permalink

still working on that 666th tweet. its gonna be a good one!

cajunsunday, Friday, 23 May 2014 22:19 (four years ago) Permalink

dril is a goddamn genius

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 23:08 (four years ago) Permalink

these are the best rn imo

@KattWillFerrell

@hostile_goose

@RealCarrotFacts

@ProBirdsRights

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 23:10 (four years ago) Permalink

kattwillferrell made me laugh w/ a straight joke last night, felt weird

balls, Friday, 23 May 2014 23:16 (four years ago) Permalink

ahaha same yes!!

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Friday, 23 May 2014 23:51 (four years ago) Permalink

Apparently he stole that

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:39 (four years ago) Permalink

sometimes i can't tell if KattWillFerrell is actually funny or if i just have stockholm syndrome

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:49 (four years ago) Permalink

"may the fourth be with you" is really close to breaking me

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:50 (four years ago) Permalink

OTM

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:10 (four years ago) Permalink

lolololol

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:11 (four years ago) Permalink

kattwillferrell is the steve reich of weird twitter

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:12 (four years ago) Permalink

may the fourth be with you is meditative at this point

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:12 (four years ago) Permalink

lmao et take the damn wig off!! smh

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:14 (four years ago) Permalink

xxp he is the Sunn0))) to Stewart Lee' Black Sabbath imo

From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 24 May 2014 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

this guy? https://twitter.com/stewlee

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 22:50 (four years ago) Permalink

*goose

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 24 May 2014 22:50 (four years ago) Permalink

aw im sad abt wettbutt bein a ceep hes so funny and seems like good guy posting videos play music w his special needs students also he followed me

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:31 (four years ago) Permalink

may he mature and learn to be kind to those who do not wish to date him anymore

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:32 (four years ago) Permalink

i don't know if you've seen what i just saw, but do a search for him on twitter

markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:48 (four years ago) Permalink

http://textuploader.com/9k9k

markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:49 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah that was posted upthread

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:59 (four years ago) Permalink

i've clearly done a good job of paying attention here

markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:01 (four years ago) Permalink

i don't think i had been following him lately

markers, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:01 (four years ago) Permalink

good god

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:10 (four years ago) Permalink

Jesus Christ

also, who sends an ex autofellatio pics as a rebuff

a strange man (mh), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:18 (four years ago) Permalink

dont need u anymore see

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:19 (four years ago) Permalink

well, a dude with no actual social reckoning, it seems

I have known a couple people like that. Humor that seems like they're silly or edgy, but it turns out they have no norms and they're emulating "funny" and relating to people in person is fucked

a strange man (mh), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:22 (four years ago) Permalink

The whole creating and maintaining a persona where yr obligated to be funny all the time thing seems p weird to me

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:50 (four years ago) Permalink

at least when your persona is tied in with yr real self. i bet dril IRL is… someone famous, or a scientist of some kind.

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:52 (four years ago) Permalink

What if he's just Jack Nicholson

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:11 (four years ago) Permalink

“Everyone except for a few people donated in small amounts,” Lockwood said. “Things like $4.20 or $6.66, people with user names like theslavekitten.”

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:08 (four years ago) Permalink

ffs

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 10:09 (four years ago) Permalink

she's fucking dreadful as well

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 10:09 (four years ago) Permalink

ur dreadful

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 10:43 (four years ago) Permalink

dreadfully hard to people online(man)

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Friday, 30 May 2014 11:01 (four years ago) Permalink

please provide me with an impassioned defence of patricia lockwood

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:40 (four years ago) Permalink

"sext" top 3 worst twitter things

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:40 (four years ago) Permalink

equals, even. blinded with rage rn.

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:40 (four years ago) Permalink

it has had a deleterious effect upon your typing.

estela, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:44 (four years ago) Permalink

sext: i am a man, online, and hard.

funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Friday, 30 May 2014 11:54 (four years ago) Permalink

about as good as hers, looking forward to the NYT profile.

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 11:56 (four years ago) Permalink

she is awesome and that profile is awesome and you are probably terrible

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 12:54 (four years ago) Permalink

otm(3)

estela, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:00 (four years ago) Permalink

Exlain her to me. I'm willing to listen, to learn, to be enlightened.

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:02 (four years ago) Permalink

lol knowing who online hardman 'actually' is i can verfiy that yes terrible is correct as well as sad, very very sad.

balls, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:05 (four years ago) Permalink

Exlain her to me. I'm willing to listen, to learn, to be enlightened.

― online hardman, Friday, May 30, 2014 9:02 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dont think i could do a better job than that profile tbh

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 13:09 (four years ago) Permalink

sext: i am a long forgotten flamewar on the remains of a once-prominent internet discussion forum. you revive me.

wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 30 May 2014 13:24 (four years ago) Permalink

ayo balls, do you know me irl

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:29 (four years ago) Permalink

either way "very very sad" is a 10/10 diss

online hardman, Friday, 30 May 2014 13:35 (four years ago) Permalink

uh that picture that ran w/ the profile a++ imo

Mordy, Friday, 30 May 2014 14:22 (four years ago) Permalink

dwhite btw

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:02 (four years ago) Permalink

her book is really good!

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:15 (four years ago) Permalink

@swarthyvillian is my new fav now that wettbutt is dead

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:31 (four years ago) Permalink

Schlump & 3 other ILXors just followed @SwarthyVillain

schlump, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:38 (four years ago) Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:40 (four years ago) Permalink

@swarthyvillain: BUZZFEED BENNY: Ted Cruz showed us every YOLO has nine lives
HERZOG: this man's deception consumes him. His very being is a joke of God

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 June 2014 00:40 (four years ago) Permalink

wow first john v now lauren saturn weird twitter hitting a rough patch in their romantic relations

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:29 (four years ago) Permalink

its very interesting how the public and private, online and irl play out on twitter/internet

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:32 (four years ago) Permalink

feels pretty weird to witness these peoples public shamings, theyve become public figures cause they have 5000 twitter followers

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:35 (four years ago) Permalink

Twitter is much better when I just visit people's favstars

, Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:45 (four years ago) Permalink

weird twitter always had a 10th grade drama club edge to it. don't really have to shake those things hard to blow 'em up.

Clay, Saturday, 7 June 2014 22:07 (four years ago) Permalink

who is lauren saturn?

goole, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:13 (four years ago) Permalink

idk shes a weird tweeter

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:16 (four years ago) Permalink

i missed this round of drama but i like LS and don't know what she is supposed to have done?

patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:46 (four years ago) Permalink

someone put together a storify re her misdeads u can find it if u search twitter, felt kinda weird researching the whole thing, but the heart wants what it wants

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:48 (four years ago) Permalink

Some of her twitter (and irl?) exes say she's emotionally abusive + manipulative https://storify.com/A_Spacemuseum/lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva

, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:53 (four years ago) Permalink

i dont even know who she is i guess im not Weird enough anymore

ciderpress, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:54 (four years ago) Permalink

sounds like she threatens suicide, emotionally manipulates ppl online, accuses ppl of abusing her as a smokescreen for her own abuses, engages in serial internet drama, etc. lucky we don't have anyone like that on ilx!

Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:58 (four years ago) Permalink

is there a cool part of ilx i dont know about

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:59 (four years ago) Permalink

no there isnt

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:00 (four years ago) Permalink

ok good

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:01 (four years ago) Permalink

wherever lag00n posts on ilx - that's the cool part

Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:01 (four years ago) Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:01 (four years ago) Permalink

jeez i mean my interactions with her have always been positive and i know she is maybe not the most stable person out there but the high-pitched charges of serial abuse and mental illness seem to be such a recurring feature of weird twet that idek anymore

patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:06 (four years ago) Permalink

tbf you have a history of supporting this kind of person, it's not surprising in the least that you'd miss warning signs xp

Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:07 (four years ago) Permalink

god mordy you're a chore sometimes i think ppl should call you choredy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 9 June 2014 15:08 (four years ago) Permalink

excuse me?

patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:08 (four years ago) Permalink

jeez i mean my interactions with her have always been positive and i know she is maybe not the most stable person out there but the high-pitched charges of serial abuse and mental illness seem to be such a recurring feature of weird twet that idek anymore

― patron sailor, Monday, June 9, 2014 11:06 AM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah these cultures that are so morally judgmental and lacking in understanding and forgiveness tend to collapse in on themselves cause ultimately no one can live up to thier standards, and a lot of the standards are borne of secret self loathing in the first place

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:10 (four years ago) Permalink

it wld be interesting if one of these people who got outed was just all im really sorry for what ive done real and imagined can you all help me become a better person

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:11 (four years ago) Permalink

oh dang i do know who she is, she's the one who dated one of my SA friends and messed with him real bad

i had no idea she was twitter popular tho

ciderpress, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:17 (four years ago) Permalink

ha damn there it is

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 15:17 (four years ago) Permalink

i find it odd that they are referring to her as a "leader"

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

what makes a great twitter leader? (rhetorical)

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:25 (four years ago) Permalink

i find it odd that they are referring to her as a "leader"

― diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Monday, June 9, 2014 12:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah there are all sorts of strange and fascinating things going on re the built in assumptions of this particular culture, its quite grandiose

lag∞n, Monday, 9 June 2014 16:30 (four years ago) Permalink

yea it's the zero-tolerance "if you follow this person on twitter you are supporting their abuse and i will unfollow you for it" that i don't really understand.

i mean i don't identify with the imperative for follower purity, of course, but also
the implication that following necessarily means support

patron sailor, Monday, 9 June 2014 21:00 (four years ago) Permalink

can someone explain this lauren saturn ruckus in 101 terms? getting a headache trying to work out what storify dude is going on about

NI, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 03:26 (four years ago) Permalink

she manipulated and generally treated her partners/friends like shit, yea?

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:00 (four years ago) Permalink

gathered that over 100+ tweets. any specifics?

NI, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:34 (four years ago) Permalink

xp so what don't we all do that? brjng back wettbutt

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:46 (four years ago) Permalink

also a bunch of stuff about her sleeping with underage boys

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 04:50 (four years ago) Permalink

skim read it...people take DMs seriously huh

online hardman, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:58 (four years ago) Permalink

Not even the actual content of the message, just the process of moving from public to private communication

online hardman, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 09:59 (four years ago) Permalink

have DMd u.

oppet, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 12:05 (four years ago) Permalink

honestly I can't get past "lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva"

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 13:25 (four years ago) Permalink

lauren-saturn-you-mean-vulva-grabs-solitary-caffeine-hit-way-pilates-class.html

Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 14:00 (four years ago) Permalink

hey.. Dmd u

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:37 (four years ago) Permalink

so uh @wettbutt is back with some extremely long autobiographical pastebin backstory that i don't really have the time or inclination to untangle at the moment but linking here in case y'all care

pastebin.com/E73rpsc9

patron sailor, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 15:28 (four years ago) Permalink

People who thrive on personal drama are repulsive to me.

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:16 (four years ago) Permalink

(I mean wetbutt himself, not you, although surely there are better soap operas out there to watch)

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:17 (four years ago) Permalink

haha i wasn't searching for updates, honest! his account was apparently reactivated and his av popped up in the "followers you follow" dialog for a different user & checked it only because the last i knew the acct was suspended. ive only skimmed that so far but ehh i'm not really compelled to keep up, just keeping the old 'weird twitter' gossip thread rolling fwiw

patron sailor, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 17:13 (four years ago) Permalink

ironic since deathdrone has a "pastebin" too

macklemorange is the new wack (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:31 (four years ago) Permalink

"ironic"

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:44 (four years ago) Permalink

" "

patron sailor, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:51 (four years ago) Permalink

ew

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 23:01 (four years ago) Permalink

man, weird twitter draws blood:

https://twitter.com/a_girl_irl

shit is insane right now

goole, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:49 (four years ago) Permalink

i remember when weird twitter was funny

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:55 (four years ago) Permalink

i don't know why i care about twitter drama, but i do

global tetrahedron, Monday, 23 June 2014 18:05 (four years ago) Permalink

it used to be about the tweets, man

ogmor, Monday, 23 June 2014 18:34 (four years ago) Permalink

"a girl irl" viciously goes after people i have never heard of all the time

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 23 June 2014 20:30 (four years ago) Permalink

weird twitter's really not that weird anymore

ciderpress, Monday, 23 June 2014 20:33 (four years ago) Permalink

but it is still twitter which was always the less interesting half of 'weird twitter'

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 20:36 (four years ago) Permalink

ah, that's what it was about

adios muchacho

http://gawker.com/nsa-spook-turned-twitter-pundit-goes-dark-after-dick-pi-1594848048

goole, Monday, 23 June 2014 22:43 (four years ago) Permalink

lol i was going to ask if vox had written up an explanation yet, thanks.

it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Monday, 23 June 2014 22:46 (four years ago) Permalink

"My views are much more right wing and I am much more religious than I ever let on,"

how's life, Monday, 23 June 2014 22:50 (four years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/35Wd1iY.png

, Monday, 23 June 2014 22:50 (four years ago) Permalink

but you've probably guessed as much, clever girl.

http://i.imgur.com/83qlbNm.jpg

, Monday, 23 June 2014 22:51 (four years ago) Permalink

i am much more religious than i ever let on, anyway here's a picture of my dick

it's about equality, ladies (reddening), Monday, 23 June 2014 22:55 (four years ago) Permalink

maybe he's in a penis cult

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 22:55 (four years ago) Permalink

a girl irl & bro pair in
http://movieopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/righteous-kill-02.jpg

balls, Monday, 23 June 2014 23:33 (four years ago) Permalink

that's soft btw

mookieproof, Monday, 23 June 2014 23:46 (four years ago) Permalink

socki (s1ocki)
Posted: June 23, 2014 at 8:30:34 PM
"a girl irl" viciously goes after people i have never heard of all the time

its kinda funny kinda lame how she harasses people who have like 120 followers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 09:38 (four years ago) Permalink

i mean going after this guy is obviously good work, but it weirds me out, the amount of rage-stamina you need to have to just hound people on twitter all day

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 13:03 (four years ago) Permalink

ya i have concern for her mental state

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 13:34 (four years ago) Permalink

that's why I unfollowed Bro Pair, he was exhausting. how much 'righteous' umbrage can one man possess?

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 13:35 (four years ago) Permalink

you know it never occurred to me that a_girl_irl was actually a girl irl