craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality

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http://thisismadebyhand.com/shoppe/
http://thisismadebyhand.com/film/the_knife_maker
http://cutbrooklyn.com/artwork/1711581_Available.html
http://www.bestmadeco.com/collections/axes

We all like to have nice things. Some people like to make very nice things in archaic ways. I'm not going to try to claim there is a "handmade movement", but there's definitely a cultural current of people wanting to buy stuff that is verifiably good and not just the best of the available options at Target for instance. It's hard to say that an enthusiastic craftsperson making kitchen knives by hand is somehow being evil by making cool stuff in a way that is economically viable for them, or that the people who buy the results can't do what they want with their money. But when he's selling one knife for six times as much as a block of kitchen knives costs at Target then you really have to question what exactly is going on here.

He's gotta be pricing his knives based on the value of his labor creating them, plus materials and whatnot. I certainly think $40 an hour is a fair rate to pay yourself for knife-making.

On the other hand, the resulting product, a $600 knife, seems pretty much like a Veblen good. Its use value has to be very close to even the $200 equivalent from Global, if we assume for the sake of argument that both are better knives than the $25 equivalent from Victorinox or the $10 equivalent from Ikea. Anyone who buys a knife from this guy either is spending a big part of their hobby budget on a knife they think is really excellent (maybe a few people) or…they've got cash and want something fancy and Handmade In Brooklyn By A Man With A Beard for its fetish value.

Something about this whole process is probably virtuous, and something about it is just conspicuous consumerism. And it all sort of feeds into the eternal quest of enthusiasts on the internet trying to figure out what thing is best. Running polls, seeking out trustworthy tastemakers, etc.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

I certainly think $40 an hour is a fair rate to pay yourself for knife-making

really

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

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glorified version of appellate court (get bent), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

xp considering programming contractors bill their time at $75-$100 an hour or more $40 seems fairly reserved. Plus the guy obviously has rent, fixed costs, etc.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

so yeah maybe the guy could be pricing his labor at $18-$20 and selling the knives for cheaper but I don't think "how much do people deserve to get paid for their labor for doing one thing vs some other thing" is a focus here?

The "$40 an hour" thing by the way was inferred from $600 knives / 15 hours of work = $40 an hour, assuming materials costs are negligible.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Materials, tools, rent also factor into the cost of that knife, and whatever it cost him in time and materials to learn the skill in the first place, he's probably really only paying himself $20/hr.

Tied into this is also a sense of satisfaction at supporting craftsmen - I'm wearing a pair of jeans right now that cost more than $200. I can justify it (in my mind) because they're the only jeans I wear, the materials and construction are of higher quality than basic Levi's, and they're made by one guy in a loft in the bay area (Roy's Jeans). Objectively, it's an absurd amount to spend on jeans, but I appreciate the craftsmanship and that I'm supporting someone making them on his own rather than feeding $50 to a corporation that uses sweatshop (or near-sweatshop) labor.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

The ability of machines to mass-produce items, which in turn cost less because of economies of scale, is not something I have a problem with. It is the steady flow of profits away from under-compensated labor toward over-compensated capital that seems to me like the essential problem to address. That and overconsumption in general.

Aimless, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

let me use your shit and you can use mine

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

one one hand, yeah i think 'fetish' is a very good word to use in terms of what's happening from the consumer side here, it's inarguably luxury for the sake of luxury

Otoh, paying living wage to local craftspeople for good product isn't a bad thing, i guess. Haven't ever heard of any millionaire 'dude who makes knives in a workshop' types.

blind pele (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

there's a real arrogance to the new breed of millenial craftsman, i.e. the kids who went to college in the '90s and '00s and then realized they liked doing manual work that was, by their standards, "below" them. To justify their own egos and intellectual pretentions they take to correspondingly hiking the prices/ramping up the cultural "worth" /finessing the language in their copy to include shit like "artisan-made" and "uniquely sourced and crafted" so that they feel their middle-class prejudices being satiated while they're doing work that would otherwise be, you know, plain old labor.

(and I don't buy for a second that the high cost of labor is due to some benevolent workers' solidarity with their underpaid brethren)

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

darraghmac on the mark ^

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

There's certainly a handmade movement. Wallpaper is fixated with it. It reflects a cultural shift in the way wealth is spent. It's considered a little vulgar or, at best, impractical to want the most stuff or the biggest stuff, people with money to throw around want something unique - something with its own instant 'heritage'.

I think there's also an element of the 'shop class as soulcraft' idea, in a strange way. People like the idea of working with their hands, creating something beautiful from raw materials - a counterpoint to people shifting numbers between Frankfurt and Zurich, making millions of intangible dollars. Even if it's the latter group with the cash to pay for it, but not the time or skill to do it themselves, an element of the romance remains.

I can't really see a moral problem with people spending £30,000 on a couture Chanel dress, tbh, given the number of people involved in making one and the number of dying crafts the company keeps alive. It's a needless luxury but it's not the worst needless luxury out there.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

there's a real arrogance to the new breed of millenial craftsman, i.e. the kids who went to college in the '90s and '00s and then realized they liked doing manual work that was, by their standards, "below" them. To justify their own egos and intellectual pretentions they take to correspondingly hiking the prices/ramping up the cultural "worth" /finessing the language in their copy to include shit like "artisan-made" and "uniquely sourced and crafted" so that they feel their middle-class prejudices being satiated while they're doing work that would otherwise be, you know, plain old labor.

(and I don't buy for a second that the high cost of labor is due to some benevolent workers' solidarity with their underpaid brethren)

― turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, November 3, 2011 12:43 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

this kind of bald-faced self-serving projection is 100x more arrogant and prudish than any of the "new breed" of "millennial craftsmen" i've met or known.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

making something yourself and selling it, as your livelihood, and trying to be good/get better at it, is such a weird proposition in today's market that some kind of authenticity branding is kind of unavoidable, no?

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

not talking about domino's obviously

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

artisan means square in that context

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

Matt, I don't give half a shit whether you agree with me or not, but why don't you do it without the ad hominems?

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

also: chunky xp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

tbf your entire post is basically an ad hominem

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

I would categorize remy's post more as an appeal to emotion and prejudice.

Aimless, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

first of all, you're kinda being dicks.

second of all, i'm dyspeptic after paying $14 for a shitty plate of vertically-arranged eggs crafted by an "artisanal cafe" started by trust fund brats that took out the breakfast place where i used to buy excellent burritos for $5.50 and included a side of dirty rice so this is probably feeding into it

third, eh, fuck it

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

occupy burritos

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

remy, not sure where the ad hominem is, unless it's taking a guess at why someone would write that kind of boilerplate horseshit.

xp yeah, sorry, that sucks?

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

occupy burritos

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:56 (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

^^

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

probably the most vile part of this trend is the tacit assumption that the guys making those global knives (or any high-quality product made by a skilled craftsman) are not putting equal or greater amounts of skill, effort, and passion into the things they're making.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

remy what's the new place called?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

The ability of machines to mass-produce items, which in turn cost less because of economies of scale, is not something I have a problem with. It is the steady flow of profits away from under-compensated labor toward over-compensated capital that seems to me like the essential problem to address. That and overconsumption in general.

― Aimless, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:29 (1 hour ago)

otm!

iatee, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

i'm writing off the cuff here, but in my experience a lot of the current iteration of 'craftsmanship culture' i.e. 'dudes who have a hobby making shit' gets elevated all out of proportion into 'artistry' that shortchanges long-time practitioners and career creators of that same ("mass-produced") items. maybe i'm thinking narrowly (though not – sorry – appealing to prejudice or bald-faced self-serving) but in the case of my uncle the snobby pro-'artisanal' attitude cost a good and devoted laborer his job.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

In other words, I guess I agree with CAD.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

there's a real arrogance to the new breed of millenial craftsman, i.e. the kids who went to college in the '90s and '00s and then realized they liked doing manual work that was, by their standards, "below" them. To justify their own egos and intellectual pretentions they take to correspondingly hiking the prices/ramping up the cultural "worth" /finessing the language in their copy to include shit like "artisan-made" and "uniquely sourced and crafted" so that they feel their middle-class prejudices being satiated while they're doing work that would otherwise be, you know, plain old labor.

(and I don't buy for a second that the high cost of labor is due to some benevolent workers' solidarity with their underpaid brethren)

it goes beyond 'justifying their own egos and intellectual pretentions' - if you can sell shit for more money by marketing it differently, *that is a good idea*. this happens in basically every market for everything!

iatee, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

how about when the product is bank accounts, iatee?

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

this is really easy to run into if you buy liquor these days--microdistilleries are popping up all over the place and using words like "local" "artisinal" and "craft" and they pretty much ignore some basic facts of the beverage alcohol industry (liquor branch in particular), such as 1) distilling is really hard; 2) once you can do it it's really easy to do large-scale; 3) market competition and consumer choice have resulted in an environment where 95% of midshelf and higher products are quite high-quality.

the response of microdistillers is to give something "unique" (i.e. a gin that can't be used in martinis) or to essentially just put something out there and provide no reason for drinking it beyond who/how/where it was produced (i.e. the glut of awful, pointless "white whiskies" that you can get now).

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

i'm writing off the cuff here, but in my experience a lot of the current iteration of 'craftsmanship culture' i.e. 'dudes who have a hobby making shit' gets elevated all out of proportion into 'artistry' that shortchanges long-time practitioners and career creators of that same ("mass-produced") items. maybe i'm thinking narrowly (though not – sorry – appealing to prejudice or bald-faced self-serving) but in the case of my uncle the snobby pro-'artisanal' attitude cost a good and devoted laborer his job.

― turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, November 3, 2011 2:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, i can see how the appeal to "artistry" is arrogant, especially when there are so many other people who make and sell the same kind of thing in a factory and do a good job and don't loudly claim to be "artists" and probably aren't white. agreed that mass-produced <> "lovingly crafted" etc. xp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

it goes beyond 'justifying their own egos and intellectual pretentions' - if you can sell shit for more money by marketing it differently, *that is a good idea*. this happens in basically every market for everything!

― iatee, Thursday, November 3, 2011 2:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, i mean, that's where things get complicated imo

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

the Global website has just this one photo of dudes grinding knives

http://www.global-knife.com/global/img/photo_04.jpg

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

if he had a beard maybe he would be ok to work out of brooklyn instead of japan

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

i guess i think there should be a distinction made b/w stuff that "appeals to artistry" in a way that is kinda slimy and stuff that is actually "artisan" by definition. and if ppl wanna pay $600 or for an actual artisan knife i guess that's their prerogative?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

competition in the market for personal bank accounts is a great idea and the fact that large banks don't seem to want to offer a competitive price (free) anymore is why people are switching to alternatives. xp

overall if someone is consuming less cause they're spending more money on fewer things, I'm totally cool w/ artisan stuff. if it's just creating more needless consumption opportunities otoh, there's a good argument against it.

regardless of 'higher quality' (true sometimes, bullshit sometimes) this trend has to be looked as primarily as marketing. you know what else has marketing behind it? all the cheap crap in the world.

anyway I find this interesting but am getting on a train. surely will be 500 posts while I'm gone.

iatee, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

xp what is artisan by definition?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Many of the best chefs in the world use knives costing 1/2 - 1/3 as much as those in the OP, made by folks whose family/ancestors have been in the "artisinal" "knife"-making business for centuries.

Global is not very "artisinal" fwiw, it's a fairly large manufacturer.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for this thread, this is a subject i've been mulling over a lot lately. *mulls*

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

also, making one particular thing is like 95% tedious and brutal anyway, it's not like someone making knives in their warehouse is going to know something ^those guys don't. factories improve quality control for products like that big-time. xposts

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

(it's only on ilx that i remember what a socialist i am, at heart)

true story:

my Uncle J spends 30 years making a niche product so successfully that it becomes ubiquitous in his corner of the [classical music] industry. Uncle J charges a very reasonable fee to make a custom, one-of-a-kind [widget], and takes on an apprentice who studies with him for six months. apprentice comes to my Uncle, and says he wants to become a partner –– AFTER SIX MONTHS –– because he's learned everything Uncle J. has to show him about making very complicated [widgets]. Uncle J. says no, not yet, and apprentice informs J. he'll be quitting if he can't make more $$$; what he feels is fair compensation. Uncle J. asks what fair compensation is, and the kid lists a price that is easily three times what Uncle J., himself, makes. Uncle J. is already paying the new kid a pretty top-shelf salary (middle five figures) roughly equal to 4/5 of J.'s own salary, in an industry that is flagging in this recession. Uncle J's apprentice quits and a few weeks later opens up a business at the other end of town where he charges many many times more than Uncle J. for the [vastly inferior, vastly less-experienced version of the highly technical widget –– now made with recycled! metal!]. Uncle J. loses all of his clients, who (are carefully seduced by the former apprentice to) feel that his product is inferior and less "ethical", because Uncle J.'s his experience and craftsmanship and desire to be reasonable are trumped by the geewhiz factor of a kid who slightly alters a half-stolen design and stamps ARTISANAL and HANDCRAFTED over a product that has always - obviously - been artisanal and handcrafted. Reducing my (inchoate) argument to a nut, I find it reedikerus that 'artisianal' and 'craftsmanship' are currently applicable to anything that, say, a 23-year-old has done for less than a few years.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I thought that Global was particularly artisanal, just their knives are more expensive than and probably better than random stamped piece of crap knives from Target. So from a purely use-value perspective ("I want an objectively good knife and will pay more for quality because this matters to me") they are competitors. xps

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

obv. i know this is not a generalizable anecdote, but it's illustrative of the attitude that bothers me

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that kid sounds like a massive tool

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

The customer is always right, even when the customer is a flagrant idiot.

Aimless, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

ha i finally looked at the links in the original post and pretty much had the same reaction tbh xxp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

that story has nothing to do with the word artisanal and everything to do with the apprentice being a dick

also why would the customers pay more for something? they are dicks too

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

In the future everything will be artisinally made by laid-off hipsters and sold out of a truck.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

moral of the story: kid is better at marketing than your uncle.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

also the way you tell it everybody in the story is an asshole, except your uncle

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

In the future China will outsource to 8-year-old children of American hipsters

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

ok but remy, the force of your argument here is basically not new at all, it's a jeremiad against dishonesty and greed and deliberate poor quality masquerading as something it isn't, not craftsmanship or even young people who want to be genuine artisans (for whatever reason, including silly reasons) (young people often take up careers for silly or pretentious reasons; some of them turn that round)

in what practical sense is the interloper's work poorer quality* -- when and how will the difference manifest in a way his gulled clients will notice?

*i realise you may not want to answer this question directly, to keep uncle J reasonably anonymised, but what i'm getting at is that a significant part of artisanal (true sense) added value is in quality that sustains itself over time (objects that keep their qualities for years; craftsmanship that you can return to year in year out and discover maintenance of quality)

multiple x-post bcz i fashion my posts in the tradition of my ancestors

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

do you have to set wooden type and letterpress your posts onto fine cotton paper, or do you whistle the letters into your modem directly?

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

i think there is a risk of needless over-generalization here, if we are to assume that 'handcrafted' and 'artisinal' and 'responsibly sourced materials' are completely hollow marketing terms. i mean, stop me if i become stupidly obvious here, but customers are not only buying a product but buying into a set of values expressed by the means of its manufacture, if not the quality of the product itself, but I don't necessarily think you can generalize that those values are empty or false or unworthy.

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

what if people en masse can no longer be relied upon to objectively judge quality and craftsmanship? i.e. the yelper effect

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol no longer?! when have they ever

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

etsy.com

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

Can't wait till I can post some recycled jokes itt via an artisinal computer running on sustainably sourced electricity

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

can we talk about the $116 scissors? http://www.bestmadeco.com/collections/frontpage/products/shears

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

My sister has insanely expensive scissors (she cuts hair)

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

i think it gets complicated when supposedly extrinsic use value turns into fluffier or harder-to-define symbolic value. i mean, there is "this is going to last longer and work better, and i can prove it with the numbers", but what exactly the numbers prove can get a little lost on the way somehow. and now you do get the sense that at the ass-end of this stuff, both makers and purchasers are trying to inscribe some moral dimension into what never really had a moral dimension in the first place and what are really just the same market principles by appealing to 100 years ago or whatever.

i think a big part of the problem comes down to locating good/bad in materials/products themselves, when it's the organization/structure responsible for the material/product that needs to be held accountable. it's like, the world's too big and complicated, but that looks handmade i think i'll buy it. fuck i feel better already!

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

My sister has insanely expensive scissors (she cuts hair)

― Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, November 3, 2011 5:57 PM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well that makes sense! these are just, like, scissors for cutting paper or whatever you use scissor for

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

These days? Stabbing myself in the head, mostly

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

can we talk about the $116 scissors? http://www.bestmadeco.com/collections/frontpage/products/shears

― call all destroyer, Thursday, November 3, 2011 2:56 PM (3 minutes ago)

If you are "crafty", you can find these online with shipping from Japan for ~$60. Still $60 scissors, lol.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

I will start a new service that will artisanally search the internet for you by hand and find you the best prices.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

hand-typed searches

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

i went into michaels last week to buy scissors and was p stunned by how many pairs of exorbitantly priced scissors they were selling

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

created in my bedroom

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

my fav part is the description:

We have gone through at least a dozen mediocre pairs of scissors at Best Made: they lose their edge, are cumbersome to handle, or have flimsy plastic handles that wouldn't pass muster at nursery school.

i would humbly suggest the problem is not with the scissors!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

one take on our annoying future

http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/03/07/200135/the-yoga-instructor-economy/

goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/

Stevie T, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Mark,

My uncle makes a musical instrument traditionally manufactured in a fairly high number of pieces kluged together to the rough specifications of the musician. Kind of ... plug and play, mix and match. Uncle J. figured out a (very ingenious) way to manufacture the instrument bespoke, in (essentially) one large piece without the valves, fittings, and joints that are prone to failure in the ordinary process. Uncle J.'s pieces take a lot longer to make, are highly, highly customized to the playing style and needs of each musician, and require an extreme level of skill, experience and precision to manufacture successfully. The instruments are pricey once-in-a-lifetime purchases for professional players of the instrument, and each one comes with a 'forever' guarantee and unquestioning repair work from J. and his assistants. J. worked for 15 years making instruments the traditional way for [the equivalent of Suzuki] before going into business and getting a name for himself. The former apprentice's instruments appear to be crafted in the same style as my Uncle's instruments, but they're just a modified (for aesthetic effect) version of the traditional process; prone to wear, fatigue and failure. While my uncle's marketing acumen is undoubtedly less polished than his apprentice, I don't think the marketing is entirely at fault. There's a burden to be carried by the consumer as well as the producer, and it concerns the incoherent valuing of anything with artistic credibility over experience and workmanship.

For the record, I never said my argument was new. It's old-fashioned, kind of in the tradition of "slow food," and it does owe a debt to the old ways are the good ways camp. But I genuinely believe that when we're bragging about the moral superiority of – say – an artisan-made ottoman crafted from locally sourced Alpaca fibers ($500) vs. a Walmart generic footrest in synthetic green ($30), what we're doing is, in an implicit part, stating that we value the work-hours of acculturated Western white people with good educations who can Talk Our Talk more than we value the work-hours of an anonymous poor Malaysian fella stapling gunny-sacks to a pile of coils. I'm not suggesting that we shouldn't pay for quality, or fairly compensate skilled workers –– just that there's a class-sorting mechanism often apparent in the (sometimes) slimy categorizing of between craftsman/artisianal/handmade product.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Despite his often biting comments in the book, Weingarten is quick to point out that he’s not so different from that which he mocks. “This isn’t some jock-bully out to take down the hipsters,” he explains. “This is coming from someone who lives in Brooklyn, plays in noise bands, goes to Film Forum and Smorgasburg, and buys artisanal ketchup from Sir Kensington.”

buzza, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

i need a locally-sourced, sustainable and renewable editor

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

this is the second time i've seen reference to whiney's artisanal ketchup buying; brb need to commit suicide

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

More like wbrb, eh?

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

"Are you a bad workman? With our hand-made artisanal tools, even you will be able to do your job adequately!" <-- am tempted to try this pitch out

xp yes I wasn't calling you out, just noting that hipsters didn't invent lying and cheating, and that words that confer value degrade pretty quickly in a commercial context -- as your uncle's former clients are presumably going to discover. "Artisanal" is already degraded: it means square pizzas! The judgment of quality is in the (sustained) use: there isn't actually a shortcut.

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

what we're doing is, in an implicit part, stating that we value the work-hours of acculturated Western white people with good educations who can Talk Our Talk more than we value the work-hours of an anonymous poor Malaysian fella stapling gunny-sacks to a pile of coils

sorry but this is wrong

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

the idea that Walmart does not Talk Our Talk is ludicrous.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

i know so so so many people who brag about never having set foot in a walmart. how is that ludicrous?

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

i.e. people who draw distinctions between shopping at pier one and target

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not really sure what your uncle's story has to do with, say, the aforementioned knifemaker or artisans in general. It was a shitty thing to do, but one asshole doesn't represent anyone other than himself (and local consumers who r dumb)

The knifemaker in the OP is right in the ballpark on what custom knives (of all sorts - chef's knives or pocket or w/e) cost - he's not calling himself an artisan for no reason and underbidding traditionalists.
The guy who made my jeans isn't putting some old-timer who's been hand-making jeans for his entire life out of business.
The guy who made an absurdly nice cabinet/shrine for a Buddhist center we remodeled rightly calls himself an artisan, and his work is amazing.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

Artisinal is just marketing borrowed from Latin languages where it means handmade.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

i.e. people who draw distinctions between shopping at pier one and target

these are different how

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

they aren't -- that's my point!

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol at "the yoga instructor economy." i've been thinking about dropping away from my current "career track" (i.e. what i paid 100k for a grad degree in) to become a personal trainer. 1) i think i'd be good at it, 2) i'd actually enjoy it, 3) if i was good enough and enjoyed it enough, maybe i could make some money doing it. otoh it's crowded out there! and oh yeah, i'm a liberal arts major.

what do we think about "life coaching"?

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

it seems to me your primary complaint is with marketing language and the associated inability of people to make informed decisions based upon it

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

i think that's what a lot of this discussion is about

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

Once the publishing industry collapses presumably freelance editorial services will be easier to find many xps to remy

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

i mean if you just want to talk about truly artisanal goods that provide tangible value over mass-produced equivalents and are fairly priced there's not really a lot to talk about

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

Pier 1 is not as evil politically as Target

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

they aren't -- that's my point!

okay, but just because marketing language creates an artificial and perhaps misleading distinction when there isn't one does not in fact preclude the possibility that there ARE goods that are well-made, locally ,by appropriately-compensated workers, and that this is type of product is preferable (for a number of reasons) to the mass-produced in near slave-labor conditions and then shipped around the world crap. Your issue is not with this distinction, it's with products that make false/spurious claims based on this distinction.

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

facepalm

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Pier 1 is not as evil politically as Target

I'm not well-versed enough in the politics of either (I was referring more to their range of products and where they come from) but I'm curious what makes you say this

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Appropriately-compensated?

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

Pier 1 doesn't make the same kinds of political contributions that Target does and Target donates primarily to Republicans

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

Appropriately-compensated?

y'know, a living wage

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

can this conversation be had by americans

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

I understand the desire for a living wage or even just better wages but I am wary of second-guessing those labor markets. Would it be better to entirely forego products from some place because they don't pay wages I think fair and thus potentially deprive those workers of any wage at all or reduce the very advantage that they have in the global market?

Mind you, I'm not against socially ameliorative purchasing strategies, I'm just wary that 'fair trade' too might be a form of cynical marketing.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

pfft the only product that doesn't involve cynical marketing is probably something made by someone you know and given to you for free, ie a homemade gift

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

"artisanal" is a word that's come back into fashion recently, but it's been in english usage for centuries: it was a distinction the arts and crafts movement popularised in the 19th century, to register approval of maker-knowledge they feared was vanishing, with the mass move to cities and the growth of factories and the machine-made; they wanted to differentiate skilled handwork from the unskilled work that (many) machines fostered. It probably comes from artigiano, but another possible source is artitianus (via artitus, past participle of artire, meaning to instruct in the arts)

(second derivation being key, since it's about a skill being passed on rather than lost)

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

alright, but handwork has nearly always been associated with luxury in some products -- i'm thinking specifically of textiles, esp. handworked lace and embroidery -- because of the sheer amount of labor required to make them and make them well, and they are very easily distinguished from their machine-made equivalents. but that labor is also acknowledged to be tedious and even (literally) punishing.

a product made with attention to detail implies the wealth of the owner, and always has -- not just wealth, but class distinction and all the heightened discriminations that go along with it. you do not buy it because of its details, you buy them to demonstrate that you are the type of person who appreciates those details.

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

elmo otm

blind pele (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

elmo otm. they're a more significant iteration of the impulse that lead a lot of us to hang band posters in our dorm rooms

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

it seems to me your primary complaint is with marketing language and the associated inability of people to make informed decisions based upon it

It's more an argument with willfully deceptive (and often self-deceptive) self-definition. I can go out tomorrow and hang a shingle over a blanket in Harvard Square and sell tiles I've pornographically Sharpied and call myself a wandering artist in the tradition of Basquiet. I can even believe in my art, and maybe have some real raw talent for it. Maybe I'll get rich from it. Who knows? But the fact is that I'm not a wandering artist in the same way as somebody who's spent twenty years at his trade, or in the same way I'll be in twenty years. It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not an artist, or that my art is invalid or inauthentic. But if I set my prices at an ego-gratifying $500/tile, when there are tiles that are roughly as pornographic for $12, two blankets away I'm basically acting in an entitled, delusional and borderline-dishonest way. And even moreso if I induce customers to spend an extra $488 under the justification that there's some moral superiority to purchasing from me.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

[I get that this is an unpopular opinion here, and I'm also sure this is why I'm always gonna be poor, but I don't think it has as much to do with marketing as the impulse behind the desire to market in a certain way.]

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Artizan (manual laborer) is attested in French from the mid-16th Century, mark.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I still don't buy that completely, I think it's also about (maybe unconsciously) trying to forge connections in an anonymous economic culture, a desire to know something about who's producing your material goods. Even if you haven't met face to face, buying a print from a hipster on Etsy is more of a personal link than getting a poster from Ikea.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

And even moreso if I induce customers to spend an extra $488 under the justification that there's some moral superiority to purchasing from me.

Caveat emptor and all that. There's a sucker born every minute.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Also, 'roughly as pornographic' is a felicitious turn of phrase

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

that was a xxp about handmade as luxury

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

M White OTM

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

thing is, this specific fashion-shift, by a sector of the educated middle-class, towards approval of (and patronage of) the hand-made, for a mix of reasons (actual politics, pseudo-politics, genuine interest and connoisseurship and knowledge, moral swank, blunt wealthy-person showing-off...) has happened several times in the last 150-odd years, ever since morris and ruskin: awareness of it falls in and out of art history -- it's obviously on a big upswing at the moment (others were the 70s, the 20s and the 1880s), but all the exact same issues swirl around

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

$500 vs $12 and ignoring all the ethical dimensions in favor of 'artisanal' that have been brought up is some wicked strawmanning

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

But if I set my prices at an ego-gratifying $500/tile,

if people are going to pay this, then it is the smart thing to charge this much. ego doesn't have much to do with it, beyond maybe feeling smug about ripping off people. which is the sort of behavior/mindset encouraged by capitalism.

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

idk i'm just spitballing here but i'm highly skeptical of the ethical dimensions in favor of "artisanal" esp. as some kind of blanket concept

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

My real point, Remy, is that dude selling $500.00 porno tiles a blanket down from $12.00 ones had better have some massively compelling moral-superiority marketing and even then he's probably going to outright fail or at least end up making less money.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Artisanal, to me, is useful when it indicates something tastier or rarer or more aesthetically pleasing somehow. If you're artisinal gougeres are no better than the Taylorized bakery across the Bay and the ingredients are the same, why should I pay twice as much? Otoh, if they rock, here's my money.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

you're? Sheesh...

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

Whenever I see something offered through Groupon, I think the company's story is: We priced it wrong the first time.

I'm noticing that a lot of businesses that aren't putting their good on sale are instead investing in telling the story behind why their products/services are priced the way they are.

Last Spring, Hermes had a bunch of their craftpeople set up at pop-up shops in a few different cities, simply doing their job at a workstation set up for public viewing -- so the tie-maker made ties, the scarf-maker dyed scarves, etc.

Today, for something kind of work-related, I ended up at a store that sells $40,000 mattresses. And you bet that those mattresses have a story about all of the details and pedigree that justify the value of the thing.

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure it came via French, Michael, which you know ten million times better than me anyway -- most of the Latin element in English did. But (acc. the concise oxford, which is all I have to hand, and it doesn't do dates, or give the specific French) the deep root is as I wrote, the Italian from the late Latin, which had the sense of a skill taught or passed on...

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.marissamarchant.com/

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

How to attract people to buy without putting stuff on sale

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Marchant comes from ye olde Norman for "walking artisanal merchant"

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Last Spring, Hermes had a bunch of their craftpeople set up at pop-up shops in a few different cities, simply doing their job at a workstation set up for public viewing -- so the tie-maker made ties, the scarf-maker dyed scarves, etc.

lol a lot of the raw materials for this stuff still comes from china

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

milo, i don't disagree that other factors and motivations come into play -- i think, too, that there has been some slippage when it comes to what 'handcrafting' means in terms of marketing -- it can mean 'made with exacting attention to detail by an experienced, dedicated laborer' or it can mean 'a unique labor of love, charming imperfections & idiosyncrasies included' depending on what's being sold & by whom

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

Related to that, I saw an ad somewhere (some special watch issue of something like the Financial Times) from a watch-related industry group that compared and contrasted buying an authentic watch made by a craftsman versus buying a fake watch made in a sweatshop.

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I'm only interested in artisanal handmade stuff insofar as those qualities are usually correlated with 'quality' and 'longlasting' - pretty sure my uniqlo selvedge was made by machine but who cares they've been pretty durable. and my red wings are nice but if you told me a machine made them, well eh, they're still well made.

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

one take on our annoying future

http://thinkprogress.org/yglesias/2011/03/07/200135/the-yoga-instructor-economy/

― goole, Thursday, November 3, 2011 6:07 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or the annoying present of New York City!

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

hand-sewn ties vs. machine-sewn ties is a great example of a false distinction in 'quality' imho

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

elmo I asked you a question on your tie thread. btw love the tie/shirt combo you posted today

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

so is there an... economic(? or political?) objection to "the new craftsmanship"? so far it seems like the big objections are largely cultural in nature--i.e. abt the motives of the new craftsmen-and-women and the ppl who consume products of the new craft

max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

It was pretty neat to watch in person.

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6209/6116352747_ae0f51fda5.jpg

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

"a fake watch made in a sweatshop" <-- hands don't move separately?

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

i think the main objection in terms of the politics of economics is that it's never going to be anything but a boutique market, so it's a red herring in respect of (for example) tackling unemployment on a significant scale

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

okay but there's not a economic-political objection to its existences, just to its reach

max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

insofar as most of us probably think ppl should be able to produce, sell, and buy what they want then no

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol a lot of the raw materials for this stuff still comes from china

silk from the Orient? curse this modern age

lukas, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

haha. I know somebody who used to work at LV, she said pretty much all of the materials - the leather, gold zippers and clasps, chains, etc. are made in china and shipped to italy/france to be assembled.

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

this is gonna turn into another quiddities of the ruling class-stylee thread, isn't it?!?

Gay Andy Taffel (Eisbaer), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

insofar as most of us probably think ppl should be able to produce, sell, and buy what they want then no

― call all destroyer, Thursday, November 3, 2011 7:18 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha. u sure that "most of us" do?

max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

Dayo, that's probably part of why Hermes (competing against LV) was bringing in their folks to do this demonstration. They all work in the same place:

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

haha. u sure that "most of us" do?

― max, Thursday, November 3, 2011 7:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that seems to be an assumption most ppl itt are operating under!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

the cultural objection to this stuff is, i think, some kind of instinctual reaction to its ancientness. if working this way (and buying this way) is a reaction to capitalism or industrialization, it "feels" less like a way forward than a reach back even further to aristocratic patronage of craftspeople.

so, rather than stamping out parts for something that everyone buys (to the great profit of a few), you're handmaking some object that the greatly-profited few are buying directly.

this all sounds pretty marxy i guess.

goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

nah, you don't say

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

well i don't really share the objection, but that's my expert diagnosis of it *straightens bow tie*

goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

is that bow tie hand stitched, good sir

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

that seems to be an assumption most ppl itt are operating under!

― call all destroyer, Thursday, November 3, 2011 7:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dunno, ilx as a place seems kinda hostile to this kind of thing, see for example the nyt quiddities thread, or remys posts here

max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

i know! that's why this thread it weird.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

seems like remy's posts invited more disagreement than i expected

call all destroyer, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

maybe people are annoyed by it because it seems like a symptom of the insane fractal inequality we're dealing with, rather than a solution to it?

i'm making big assumptions as to the buying audience for these things btw. seems like a mishmash of "ethical consumers" and "really rich people" -- i dunno what a venn diagram of these sets would look like tbh.

goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

"in communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society regulates the general production and thus makes it possible for me to do one thing today and another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, crochet after dinner"

mark s, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://images.unurthed.com/Vandenbroeck-geometry-circle-83.jpg

xp

dayo, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://6.freshlikedougie.net/files/2011/02/Kanye-West.jpeg

xp

your way better (Eazy), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

[this] has happened several times in the last 150-odd years, ever since morris and ruskin: awareness of it falls in and out of art history -- it's obviously on a big upswing at the moment (others were the 70s, the 20s and the 1880s), but all the exact same issues swirl around

how the hell do we get off this appalling roundabout(*)

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ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://thisismadebyhand.com/shoppe

That stuff could kit out Arcade Fire when they're on holiday.

moley, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

I wasn't aiming for this to be another quid-ag or suburbs thread metastasis exactly.

What made me start the thread is I genuinely think it's pretty rad that Beardy the Knifemaker is doing his thing and apparently sustaining and growing his business. For him personally, it must be exciting to get to make things every day and have that be what pays for rent and food. His workshop is even perhaps accruing a benefit to the community by being a place where other folks can come learn about knives and cutting skills (cutting up vegetables is not a natural skill) and maybe a couple folks could be employed or apprenticed.

But what I get stuck on is still the pricing. When global manufacturing concerns drive down costs of things like quality knives, that's got some benefits, in that everyone who cooks regularly can get some decent knives. Yadda yadda industrial revolution assembly line cars vacations America. Whatever the good and bad sides of that context (other threads for that), when he sells the knives for that much into that middle class economy, then that seems to lean more in the direction of Damien Hirst selling bad paintings to Russian oligarchs than, say, the microbrewery movement, where products priced similarly to and competitive with the "corporate" are sold into the local market etc.

Of course microbreweries are probably part of this conversation on some other level…

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

160 posts and none of you cunts got round to dismissing this shitty venture for its use of 'shoppe' alone

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

/it seems to me your primary complaint is with marketing language and the associated inability of people to make informed decisions based upon it/

It's more an argument with willfully deceptive (and often self-deceptive) self-definition. I can go out tomorrow and hang a shingle over a blanket in Harvard Square and sell tiles I've pornographically Sharpied and call myself a wandering artist in the tradition of Basquiet. I can even believe in my art, and maybe have some real raw talent for it. Maybe I'll get rich from it. Who knows? But the fact is that I'm /not/ a wandering artist in the same way as somebody who's spent twenty years at his trade, or in the same way I'll be in twenty years. It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not an artist, or that my art is invalid or inauthentic. But if I set my prices at an ego-gratifying $500/tile, when there are tiles that are roughly as pornographic for $12, two blankets away I'm basically acting in an entitled, delusional and borderline-dishonest way. And even moreso if I induce customers to spend an extra $488 under the justification that there's some moral superiority to purchasing from me.
--turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean)

you're implying that the real 'wandering artist' has some sort of authenticity that the pretend wandering artist doesn't. that itself is not a given! I mean you're attacking the authenticity trend by saying...it's not authentic enough. the only delusional people are those who think that the story behind the tile should significantly affect its value. on the macro level I think that's a weird cultural problem, on the micro level I think you're just picking on a small group of entrepreneurs for taking advantage of the exact same weird market dynamics that basically every major business attempts to take advantage of. people make irrational consumption decisions!

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not talking about authenticity at all. hence: It doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not an artist, or that my art is invalid or inauthentic.

i'm talking about experience.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

you're just shifting words to mean the same general thing tho!

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

your uncle's x years of experience made buying from him better

vs

veteran authentic craftsman w/ x years of experience

'experience' is sold as authenticity by people who have it. it doesn't imply moral superiority or even better product. it usually has correlation w/ better product but not necessarily.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

160 posts and none of you cunts got round to dismissing this shitty venture for its use of 'shoppe' alone

'x shoppe' vs 'purveyors of fine x' what is worse?

oppet, Friday, 4 November 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

you're the one conflating 'experience' with 'authentic,' not me!

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

I am not naturally talented at painting and if I worked at it for 20 years I'd prob be better. doesn't mean that someone w/ one year of painting couldn't be much better than me.

experience is great, sure, but outside of what it adds to the product in inherent quality it's only useful as a claim toward 'authenticity'.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

outside of what it adds to the product in inherent quality is really the nut of the argument i'm making. i could care less about authenticity; i'm too broke to even face that as a determining factor.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

kirsty allsopp

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

grand designs, too

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

outside of what it adds to the product in inherent quality is really the nut of the argument i'm making. i could care less about authenticity; i'm too broke to even face that as a determining factor.

you're coming at this from the perspective that it's somehow possible for us to be rationalist machines making purchasing decisions based on nothing but inherent quality

but
a. we're not totally rationalist machines and we can't even theoretically make purchasing decisions like that
I was looking for an excuse to post this elsewhere: http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2011/10/can-a-commercial-be-too-sexy-for-its-own-good-ask-axe/246863/ - that's how the target/walmart/whatever shoppers you're defending are making their purchasing decisions. it's no more or less bizarre tham people at our stereotype of a williamsburg artisanal shop or whatever.
b. there's no such thing as inherent quality a significant % of the time, lots of gray zones
c. asymmetric information always gonna exist. w/ the assumption that your uncle made better things than the other dude - do you think the people who bought from the other dude honestly knew enough about the object that they were buying an inferior quality good? do you think they were being totally rational and thought "well this is slightly worse, but the fact that it's recycled/'authentic'/whatever makes up for it"? no way, their decision making process involved varying amounts of information and emotion and the other dude was better at manipulating the information and their emotions.

it sucks! but what you're arguing for isn't socialism it's hyper-robot-capitalism.

all that said you and I are prob pretty similar consumers, I bought $10 jeans from uniqlo this week and that is exactly as much money as I want to spend on jeans. but overall this is nothing new or even particularly different about this trend. and prob overall a good thing w/ the assumption that it creates jobs and gets people to consume fewer things and more slowly. that's the bigger question for me - is this trend making people more attached to physical objects or just more conscious of their use value?

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

"about the object that they were buying an inferior quality good? "
=
"about the object that they knew they were buying an inferior quality good?

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

I think there's a funny tension for a lot of people with this stuff -- on one hand you have the idea that there's some moral bad in paying a lot of money for an object -- it seems gross, even idolatrous. On the other hand there's something morally bad about this big capitalist monster system that mass produces things while, you imagine, whipping its chinese workers and polluting the earth.

I sort of decided in the last few years that my own instinctive reaction against things just because they seem more expensive than other things in their category is false -- it actually makes better sense to pay more for the pair of jeans that, theoretically, will look good longer. Otherwise, you wind up buying more stuff, which (1) winds up being expensive anyway and (2) uses more resources.

At the same time, the trends being discussed in this thread kind of go beyond just better quality for higher price. I feel like maybe we already talked about this some in another thread, but I'm really irked by a lot of these "well-made" coats and shirts that are obviously too fashion-sensitive (and worn by too-fashion-sensitive people) to actually last more than a season. It's a classic example of worshipping the idea of something while discarding its purpose.

Also a lot of these products are just expensive beyond the added quality, so that you aren't actually making a financially savvy decision. Not that that should be the only consideration, obviously.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

and assuming you're in any position to judge the quality/durability at purchase

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

it actually makes better sense to pay more for the pair of jeans that, theoretically, will look good longer. Otherwise, you wind up buying more stuff, which (1) winds up being expensive anyway and (2) uses more resources.

"I'm too poor to buy cheap stuff" has always been my motto

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'm too poor to buy expensive stuff, tbh

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

TBF my one pair of jeans is in fact Uniqlo. It actually seems pretty well made to me, idk. Sometimes you can tell, or at least you know something from prior purchases. I wear dress shirts every day to work, and I know from experience, for example, that if you wait for the big winter sale, Brooks Brothers no-iron shirts are absolutely worth the premium you pay over your standard department store shirt, because they stay fresh looking for much longer, retain their shape, etc. That's not really the kind of "craftsmanship" discussed in the thread title exactly -- I'm sure they're made in some chinese factory but just with better materials, better design, more stitching and maybe better trained workers.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

darragh raises a decent point -- how can a consumer actually make an independent assessment as to a product's quality? and i don't think we can easily equate quality with durability. the infamous fancy axes are a good illustration of this. how can you tell whether those luxury tools are more or less durable or practical than their mass-produced equivalent? i don't know if you can! what i'm getting at, is that I think judging an object's 'quality' is a highly aesthetic evaluation.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 November 2011 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

TBF my one pair of jeans is in fact Uniqlo. It actually seems pretty well made to me, idk.

assembled in China of Japanese denim and Chinese sundries fwiw.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 November 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

those axes will no doubt remain in excellent condition for a very long time! but just because they will rarely be put to use, not because of their inherent 'quality'

elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 November 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Gommorrah (the book) actually talks about how the Chinese textile industry is increasingly learning how to make things really well

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

sure - you can't put all that IP in the country and not expect them to copy it or reverse-engineer it!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Guys this is a great thread but I want you all to watch this for a few minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfN4_52loC4

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 November 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

this is really easy to run into if you buy liquor these days--microdistilleries are popping up all over the place and using words like "local" "artisinal" and "craft" and they pretty much ignore some basic facts of the beverage alcohol industry (liquor branch in particular), such as 1) distilling is really hard; 2) once you can do it it's really easy to do large-scale; 3) market competition and consumer choice have resulted in an environment where 95% of midshelf and higher products are quite high-quality.

I think the term "local" stands a bit apart from "artisinal" and "craft". The latter two terms can sometimes just be clever marketing, or a misleading implication of quality, but if we're talking about a locally distilled product made with locally-sourced ingredients, that's a bit different. Some people are happy to pay a bit more for something if they're supporting a local business. I think the increased interest in supporting small/local/craft businesses is partly due to a desire to live in a more self-sustaining, neighborhood sort of economy, where we can grow and make and buy a lot of the things we need/want without the raw ingredients, processed components, and finished products having to be shipped halfway across the world three different times.

And if you buy that locally distilled liquor, you're probably supporting several local businesses, not just one. There's the distiller, the farmer, the maltster, the barrelmaker, the local shops that proudly carry the local product- I could go on and on. These community businesses all depend on each other, (hopefully) treat each other well, and share in the rewards of the enterprise.

And then of course there's the idea that you're giving your money to a known entity, a person, and not some shadowy corporation using unfair business practices, and paying their employees the bare minimum, and making horrific political contributions, etc. This is of course a sweeping generalization but that's part of the mindset at play here, I think.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

the local distiller could still be getting all his grain from global sources, you don't know that

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Right but I was talking specifically about "a locally distilled product made with locally-sourced ingredients."

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

artisanal moonshine

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 November 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

My point was that the decision of whether to support a local distiller is not solely based on whether the midshelf mass-produced product is of equal quality.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

i sold a book on canning/preserving and a how-to moonshine book to a dude last week. the revolution will be pickled.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

feel like a lot of these products' 'rustic' quality is more like a 'hey mommy look what I made in arts and crafts today!' quality

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

this is maybe only tangentially related to this thread but i thought it was interesting--boutique brooklyn chocolatiers get a shipment of cocoa beans by sail

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303714704576385951539124310.html

max, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Right but I was talking specifically about "a locally distilled product made with locally-sourced ingredients."

― epistantophus, Friday, November 4, 2011 8:37 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

ime "locally-sourced ingredients" is a huge issue here. there are some microdistilleries that claim to use locally-sourced grains but they only do for a fraction of their output, with the rest being the same bulk grains that everyone buys. similarly, i'd be willing to wager that a lot of these guys use the same handful of sources for malt and barrels.

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

from an environmental standpoint local is not necessarily better. depends on the situation but mass production + shipping stuff via enormous container ships can actually have a lower overall footprint.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

but if we assume people are ~buying less stuff~ then that effect can make up for it I guess.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

you have to be careful with some of these young hip dudes making axes because a lot of them went to progressive schools that stressed "process" over "product". just watch where you swing that axe is all i'm saying.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

Insert Pink Floyd img joke here.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

xxxxxp True, the "local" tag can be used misleadingly as well, I suppose. But, at least in my area, there's been an explosion of new, local grain farms, hop farms, and even maltsters in the past few years. I think that as we see more and more of these "support" businesses open on the small/independent/local/community scale, the local distillers, brewers, etc. will have more options for sourcing their ingredients locally without breaking the bank. Because, in the end, why start a small, local business if you're not going to support other small, local businesses in doing so? And I guess that's about all I'm going to say on the subject, because I'm getting really sick of writing the word "local". Somebody get me a thesaurus.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

to make money, tbh

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

"regionally indigenous"

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

xxxxxp True, the "local" tag can be used misleadingly as well, I suppose. But, at least in my area, there's been an explosion of new, local grain farms, hop farms, and even maltsters in the past few years. I think that as we see more and more of these "support" businesses open on the small/independent/local/community scale, the local distillers, brewers, etc. will have more options for sourcing their ingredients locally without breaking the bank. Because, in the end, why start a small, local business if you're not going to support other small, local businesses in doing so? And I guess that's about all I'm going to say on the subject, because I'm getting really sick of writing the word "local". Somebody get me a thesaurus.

― epistantophus, Friday, November 4, 2011 9:20 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i mean there is reason for cautious optimism in this space due to some of the things you point out; it's just not quite there yet imo.

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

if everyone that needs an axe were to buy their axe at their local artizan axemaster and that axe were the only axe they'd ever need, how long could that local axemaster earn a living before he'd run out of customers

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

he'd need to charge quite a high price, that axemaster, tbh

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

or else he'd need to diversify his product range to include other cutting & chopping tools

elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

people used to make money by selling things and then repairing those things when they needed repairing. so maybe the axe guy could make extra axe bucks by sharpening your axe for you.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

even so, realistically speaking he'd be working with a very limited demand pool

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

door to door knife sharpening. when are the kids gonna get on that old job.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

if everyone that needs an axe were to buy their axe at their local artizan axemaster and that axe were the only axe they'd ever need, how long could that local axemaster earn a living before he'd run out of customers

That's why business for small-town artisans is so different when people can order this stuff online.

your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

ok, so we have a blacksmith in the village, allowing for sharpening, grinding, etc. Sustainable as a local enterprise?

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

darning socks. my mom used to do that! she never had to buy socks. probably put a ton of sock retailers out of business near us.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

scott: we still had 'tinkers' doing that and pot mending etc up to maybe two generations ago, but there's reasons the door-to-door tooling trade died out

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

i think we're heading into m night shyamalan's 'the village' with this.

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

wear jeans until they have holes. patch holes. when holes no longer patchable make into shorts. when too ripped up as shorts cut into rags and use as rags. when too raggy sew into quilt. we were like the indians and their damn beefalos.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

rags-quilt is a bit of a manky progression tbh

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

xxp Yes, now people buy cheap things, packaged in the least recyclable materials possible, and then throw them away when they wear out. Thanks, free market!

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

okay maybe not a quilt. cut into strips and, uh, hook a rug or something. that's what grandma was good for.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

Although the "used-rag quilt" does not sound appealing. xp haha

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

i still have a little pillow made out of a pair of my jeans from when i was a kid. lovely little pillow.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

POT MENDING, now there's something you don't hear about. How do metal pots need mending?? Who wears a whole in the bottom of a cook pot? Maybe I'm taking this too literally?

Easy on the crazy quilts, there, you disgusting savages. Every worn out garment has some part that's still good. Things wear out where you do the work.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

cf http://joyfulhomaker.com/RagCoatbook.jpg

<3 <3 Appalachia

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

I always wondered that too; maybe handles break off or something?

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

i'd go shorts-rags-call it a day

Course, once upon a time there'd a bin a local rag n bone man but now it's just hipsters traipsing around in a $100k handmade oak wagon looking for last year's abercrombie scarves to weave into neil gaiman's next graphic novel masterpiece

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

i still have some of my grandparents pots and pans. some of them must be 60 years old or more.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

maybe pots are just better-made or modern cooking appliances are easier on the potarse or maybe we microwave everything, myriad causes imo

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Well you can't "mend" cast iron, it has to be cast. So at the most, we'd be talking about...tin?

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

i use a cast iron pan for a lot of the cooking i do and i can't imagine that i'll ever need another one in my lifetime. i have two actually. one big and one small. same with the big stew pot that i use. it should last forever. that's, like, 60% of my cooking materials right there. pots for boiling though yeah the handle problem.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

cast iron gets cast in the bin when it breaks iirc.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, exactly. So what could a pot mender be mending? Steel? I don't know. Tin, for sure. In fact isn't that where the word "tinker" comes from, now that I think of it?

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Copper pots were a thing once, right? Nowadays they are lined or clad to avoid copper poisoning.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

Copper pots are awesome but expensive as hell.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

Also I agree (to an extent) with the OP characterizing a lot of artisinal products as Veblen goods. There is definitely a degree of conspicuous consumption going on there. The more expensive, the better! In the old days, it was exotic esoteria from faraway lands. Today it's handmade, artisan goods from the local craft workshop. As much as I love to support local business, it bugs me when this stuff is outrageously overpriced and marketed toward the affluent so they can be all bohemian and rustic in front of their peers.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

*esoterica

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

that's true but this is a pretty small phenomenon as far as veblen goods go , rich people are gonna buy something to prove that they're rich and if it's rustic pots instead of sports cars, who cares

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

Fewer total resources go into an axe, tbf.

elmo started to get at something earlier about the work and suffering that "fine goods" represent, like it really isn't a stretch to say that, if tying six million tiny knots to make a rug cost someone their sight, someone obscenely rich person would buy it and savor it more because of the suffering it represented. We're not far from that very dystopian scenario imo, especially since THAT'S EFFECTIVELY TRUE OF OUR ELECTRONICS ALREADY and our clothes and etc. But the suffering/lost life of the maker is devalued to the point of irrelevance.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

one day robots will build the robots that build the goods that sustain us.

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

There's also that as products become digitized and/or mass-produced, there's both a nostalgia and a longing for putting something together by visible means. If someone understands the pleasure of developing a photograph or cooking a stew, then then may also have that appreciation as a consumer. Definitely anyone I know who cooks seriously feels that way at a restaurant where some individual has dreamed up the menu.

your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

as someone pointed out upthread tho reaction-to-mass-production has happened fairly regularly since the industrial revolution

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

, this reaction-to

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

ha, laurel, I was just about to expand on that point, too -- i think you can explore the relationship between morality and labor, not just in the sense of "an honest day's work" and the sense of forthrightness & authenticity that implies, but also the idea that hard work is supposed to morally instructive or rehabilitating, and i don't think that diminishes the recognition that much labor is grueling by nature (but that I think ties back to concepts of original sin & being like Christ in our suffering)

elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

why can't I buy a samurai sword that was folded 2000 times in the forge today, I ask you. I have $600. how come?

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

You and me, we are same-same, elmo.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

2000 fold. $189

http://www.globalgear.com.au/bestsellers/shinwa-damascus-black-knight-katana-sword

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

So I guess the question is, if we want to buy something (like electronics, clothing, etc.) that takes hard labor to create, should we be prepared to pay the true cost of production to ensure that everyone involved in the process properly compensated for their work? The obvious answer is yes, but how could that really be accomplished without the workers still getting exploited and the company just pocketing the extra profits? Also, I think the availability of cheap (undervalued) goods is built into our entire economy- i.e., if I'm going to pay true value for all my consumed goods, I need to be paid more for my own labor by my own employer. So where does this lead? A complete restructuring of our entire economic system?

epistantophus, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

okay, fine, it's a "ninja" sword. not a samurai sword.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

The handles are hardwood construction and wrapped with genuine ray skin and nylon cord.

genuine nylon cord sourced from the same nylon mines that our forebears quarried in Edo period Nippon

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

there are too many damn people on the earth to NOT make cheap shit. nobody can darn 6 billion pairs of socks. not even my mom!

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

yes scott but were those 2000 folds folded in by a mere machine or by a true bushido blacksmith versed in the lethal arts

I don't want my 2000 machine folded ninja sword to be cleaved in two by the superior hand-crafted blade of my opponent when locked in mortal combat to the death

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

hand-crafted blade sourced from locally grown nylon, btw

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

So I guess the question is, if we want to buy something (like electronics, clothing, etc.) that takes hard labor to create, should we be prepared to pay the true cost of production to ensure that everyone involved in the process properly compensated for their work? The obvious answer is yes, but how could that really be accomplished without the workers still getting exploited and the company just pocketing the extra profits? Also, I think the availability of cheap (undervalued) goods is built into our entire economy- i.e., if I'm going to pay true value for all my consumed goods, I need to be paid more for my own labor by my own employer. So where does this lead? A complete restructuring of our entire economic system?

there's no objective measure for 'properly compensated'

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

if things get bleaker though people will remember their dormant sewing skills. a la the great depression.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

eh we got a lot more shit around these days and mass producing clothes isn't very expensive. the prob is we don't have dormant ipod-repairing skills.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

you'd be surprised

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

all these (globalwarming?) storms bring home the fact that things are getting dangerously overloaded. before the big hurricane here the electric company called everyone in the STATE to tell them that their power might be off for as long as a week. i can't remember that happening in the past. it might have, but i don't remember it. people around here still without power from the snowpocalypse last week. lots of people buying generators this week and they never thought they would need a generator. hand-crafted locally-sourced generators is where its at in new england if you want to get in on the ground floor. the economy is gonna change in weird ways in the coming years.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Gonna start me a company that makes free-range generators out of hemp.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

i mean all the back to local handicraft stuff might just be a, uh, harbinger of sorts. a collective unconscious type of thing like birds freaking out before a tornado. maybe everyone is finally getting the picture - like when their entire house is filled with water - that the center cannot hold and all that.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

or it could just be boredom with local indie rock scenes.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

hand perned in an authentic gyre

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

and, likewise, current cultural obsession with american pickers/storage wars/pawn stars is a flexing of dormant scavenging muscles. people know, even if they don't know, that finding the good stuff will be increasingly more important when the storm has left town and you don't get a visit from FEMA or the Red Cross for months.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

that's a good point

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

yer man yeats was a fellow for the arts and crafts, d'mac -- his sister worked with morris

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

and, needless to say, the 400 popular shows about being dropped into the wild and eating bugs.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

hand perned in an authentic gyre

W B LOL

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

i just got a great roycrofter book in at the store. i love their stuff. elbert hubbard's scrapbook. a memorial to the man made with loving detail.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

I posted this link over on ILM but it also fits this thread I think. Basically you're paying $500 for a tape reel of music recorded directly from the studio master tapes. You'll need a decent reel-to-reel tape deck. So you'll be sepnding upwards of $1100 for one album and the tape player.

http://www.tapeproject.com/

brownie, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

i like how a thread about consumerism can become a thread about a survivalism

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

sincerely!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

I keep reading the thread title to the tune of Husker Du's "Charity, Chastity, Prudence and Hope."

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

i would love nothing more than for my kids to learn a trade. find an apprenticeship somewhere. carpenters! the world will always need carpenters. screw college. i mean, what if they became librarians or something! *shudder*

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

tbh the world also needs librarians

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Time-Enough.png

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Oh the the noise board did this already. We're going to stockpile rope, cigarettes, bike parts, and weed and ride our bikes across the country to gbx's family home, or, barring that, possibly mine.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

my gf's dad is a master carpenter. i feel that isn't fair, somehow. i can't be expected to impress a master carpenter ffs

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, that sucks. Otoh, she seems to like you okay?

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

that hardly matters where i come from, i need two signatures on the form- paterfamilias and the bishop- then i own her iirc

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

I posted this link over on ILM but it also fits this thread I think. Basically you're paying $500 for a tape reel of music recorded directly from the studio master tapes. You'll need a decent reel-to-reel tape deck. So you'll be sepnding upwards of $1100 for one album and the tape player.

http://www.tapeproject.com/

― brownie, Friday, November 4, 2011 5:03 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

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Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

oh hell no you didn't

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

her

blind pele (darraghmac), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't her

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

Shasta already went there

D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

...the world will always need carpenters. screw college.

And they can go to Screw College to learn how.

nickn, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

graduates of Screw College make 20% more than graduates of Nail College

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Don't tell your kid to be a carpenter, get him or her into plumbing, electrical or HVAC if you want to encourage a trade. Or auto mechanic shit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

thread title makes me hear Rancid's "Cash, Culture and Violence" in my head, ugh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

HVAC will be a growth industry when we all have to move into hermetically sealed dome cities

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

DR: It’s like we only have a hammer and it’s really hard to put in screws. Centralized currency is really, really good for competition, it’s really, really good for big companies. Wal-Mart and Citibank can get money more cheaply; the bigger you are, the closer you are to the storehouse. And the big guys don’t want local currencies, they don’t want bottom-up value creation, work-based money, money that is worked into existence instead of borrowed into existence, because that reduces their monopoly over the means of exchange.

http://hilobrow.com/2011/11/04/douglas-rushkoff/

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

so much smdh in that piece

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Wait wait. I just read it and I thought it was like brain explosions, b/c I have never heard of any of the concepts under discussion. Iatee, what are you saying?

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

if you take everything he says to be true then I could see lots of brain explosions, but like, 30% of what he says is true, most of it is sloppy history and weirdo neo-feudalist econ

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone else read remy's story and initially expect that the apprentice figured out how to make it into an assembly line production and now has a factory in China? The anecdote really speaks to a fickle consumer base, or at least an undereducated one, a new good that has good marketing but unknown longevity, and a lack of understanding about what makes a good, maintainable product. Sometimes this stuff happens and there's a giant web forum full of people calling a product complete shit six months later, both killing the new business and the original since it's all migrated by the time the newcomer is found out.

Even if you haven't met face to face, buying a print from a hipster on Etsy is more of a personal link than getting a poster from Ikea.

There was a site I saw not long ago that was calling people out for selling mass-produced goods on etsy! People are pretty obviously just buying cheap shit and reselling it there, although with variable success. etsy and other sites have policies against that, but people slip through the cracks.

mh, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha that's a good idea I want to get into that business

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Well this is definitely wrong:

"Fast-forward to the 1970s. After four or five centuries of people believing it, Nixon realized that people now do believe, so the currency can be taken off the central metal and just be based on belief. That’s when they started putting “In God We Trust” on paper money, when it was taken off the gold standard."

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

I lol'd at the thing about women in England being taller in the middle ages. oooookay

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

like that's indicative of anything

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

xxp Like I don't understand the timeline of US history at all wrong.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

he's sort of right that the dark ages are misnamed and the renaissance is over-glorified, but that's because there's more continuity between them all.

goole, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

"PN: It seems like the Dark Ages were not perhaps so “dark.”

DR: Yes, I think that’s disinformation. I’m not usually a conspiracy theorist about these things, but I think the reason why we celebrate the Renaissance as a high point of western culture is really a marketing campaign. It was a way for Renaissance monarchs and nation-states, and the industrial age powers that followed, to recast the end of one of the most vibrant human civilizations we’ve had, as a dark, plague-ridden, horrible time."

or shit like this

I mean ffs all he has to do is read the wikipedia page for 'dark ages' before he says something this stupid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Ages_(historiography)

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

the currency can be taken off the central metal

The value of the metal also based upon belief.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

The concept of a Dark Age originated with the Italian scholar Petrarch (Francesco Petrarca) in the 1330s, and was originally intended as a sweeping criticism of the character of Late Latin literature.

awful Renaissance monarch Petrarch, what an asshole

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

i dig that guy sometimes. i really just wanted to quote that quote. cuz that is something that can be really true. communities that become more self-sufficient or whatever are probably better off in the long run. course it helps if you live somewhere with lots of resources and smart people, but, uh, you know...

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

The value of the metal also based upon belief.

yeah currency is a social contract, the weird implication that there is some sort of ACTUAL VALUE independent of people's implicit agreement that x = y is odd

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

well the quote is bunk too. centralized currency is good for all of us, it's a big reason why our economy is a bazillion times bigger than in the periods he's romanticizing.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

There's a great This American Life (I think, or maybe it was a Fresh Air interview with an author?) about the history of money, and one of the examples given is a primative society which used GIANT IMMOBILE STATUES as currency, one of which was at the bottom of an ocean.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

which is why we can afford computers, toilets, whatever.

citibank and walmart aren't pro 'centralized currency' cause of some conspiracy theory against 'value creation', they're pro 'centralized currency' cause that's a basic aspect of a modern economy

also see: every other country on the planet.

xp to myself

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

hurting 2, this (planet money) must be what you're thinking of:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/02/15/131934618/the-island-of-stone-money

lxy, Friday, 4 November 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

LIXY IS THAT YOU

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 4 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

its not so much the centralized currency part. its the need for alternatives. local alternatives on a human scale and not on a big bank/walmart scale. because their scale has no end. they believe in infinite growth. no end to how big they can be. and most people don't have those same needs. people feel like there is only one way of doing something. and there should be at least, like, two ways.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

i never actually participated in the local currency thing here in town. i don't even know if they still do it. nobody has ever asked me about it in 2&half years of having a store in town. i'm all for trade though. i accept baked goods as payment.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

but there are two ways: my way and the highway

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

actually, that reminds me that i should put a sign in the window that states that i accept pie as payment. i did put it in a newspaper ad once and i only got one pie :(

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

that's because you didn't specify pies

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

hi laurel :)

lxy, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

DR: It’s like we only have a hammer and it’s really hard to put in screws. Centralized currency is really, really good for competition, it’s really, really good for big companies. Wal-Mart and Citibank can get money more cheaply; the bigger you are, the closer you are to the storehouse. And the big guys don’t want local currencies, they don’t want bottom-up value creation, work-based money, money that is worked into existence instead of borrowed into existence, because that reduces their monopoly over the means of exchange.

it's not a centralized currency part, the whole quote relates to it! DR: It’s like we only have a hammer and it’s really hard to put in screws. Centralized currency is really, really good for competition, it’s really, really good for big companies. Wal-Mart and Citibank can get money more cheaply; the bigger you are, the closer you are to the storehouse. And the big guys don’t want local currencies, they don’t want bottom-up value creation, work-based money, money that is worked into existence instead of borrowed into existence, because that reduces their monopoly over the means of exchange.

it's not a centralized currency part, the whole quote relates to it! small businesses like yours also benefit from the ability to buy and sell w/ a single currency. those 'local currency' things aren't really what this guy is talking about - those are just dollars that you can't use outside of town unless you switch them into regular dollars. it's just a stronger way of enforcing 'buy local' but not a currency w/ fluctuating value.

walmart and citibank are bad for totally different reasons that this dude doesn't understand because he hasn't watched the right ted talk yet I guess. suggesting local currencies as a way to fight walmart is like suggesting we shut down all the ports in america to fight walmart.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

and maybe you thought he meant those 'buy local' currency things like the thing in your town. those are pretty innocuous, but that's not at all what he's suggesting, he's suggesting we get rid of the american dollar and have a million local banks produce their own money each w/ its own value.

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

see, i was just gonna suggest that we shut down all the ports in america to fight walmart, but you beat me to it.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

regretsy is the website that calls shenanigans on the etsy culture. Anytime a complaint is brought against cheap-o resellers (not handmade) on etsy, they have some policy of "not being mean" to each other and ignore or ban the complainer. They are a business, they side against whoever brings in the revenue.

Yerac, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

i don't honestly know what the currency answer is. i just know that something has to change. and i don't know how it will happen. but people have to try something. things look bleak! despite the hugest economy in forever angle.

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

i hear the women were taller during the dark ages. let's start with that. how do the dutch do it?

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

so mad i missed this thread all day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

im not

so solaris (Lamp), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

wearing wooden shoes in windmills

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

xp they lowered the ground to below sea-level

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

they are so sneaky. no wonder they are known as "the sneaky dutch".

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

so unclear as to how we got onto the topic of the height of medieval dutch peasant women

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

…question answered before I asked it?

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

that sounds like a gross sex thing (xp to scott)

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

babe, tonight we're gonna do the sneaky dutch. get out the pipe cleaners.

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

hoos what artisanal handmade local social networks u like

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

it takes two lips

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

xp

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

it's gonna be gouda

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

it only took them a hundred years to be giants! what are they hiding???? radioactive hashish?

"Statistically, the tallest people in the world, as measured by country are the Dutch. The average height for all adults for the Netherlands is 6 feet 1 inch (1.85 m). This great leap in height is a huge change for Holland, where about 100 years ago, 25% of men who attempted to join the army were rejected as being too short, less than 62 inches (1.57 m) tall."

scott seward, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Central currency isn't just good for "big corporations," it's good for anyone who might want to do things like, say, relocate or even travel to another place, buy things that aren't made in one's hometown, etc. It's really not possible to produce most of what modern americans have decided they need to live "locally," which is all the more reason that "locally made" becomes such a novelty/luxury marketing concept.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

BTW, reminds me of milk I bought recently -- had this nicely designed label and a tag on a string (tags on strings are wholesome) that said "Local Milk" in a very pleasant and endearing font. I bought it a couple times without thinking (price was reasonable enough anyway), and then one day read the print -- it said that the milk was guaranteed to have been produced within 200 miles of the point of sale. Then it occurred to me -- most milk we buy is probably already produced within 200 miles. New York is a dairy state and it doesn't really make sense to truck milk halfway across the country, and 200 miles isn't even that local anyway -- that could be like northern mass or something.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

It's really not possible to produce most of what modern americans have decided they need to live "locally,"

disagree w/this and will defend l8r tonight

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

handmade computer

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

silicon lovingly smelted from the sand of american beaches

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

i think u mean hand~crafted~

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I don't even understand how that could be a point up for argument but I eagerly await your defense hoos

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

i was kidding abt silicon if that wasn't clear

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

I being this up a lot but it's not even nec environmentally friendly to consume the same shit just ~local~

it is environmentally friendly to just consume less shit tho

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

bring

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

is that just based on that food article about locally sourced meat?

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

well food is where it comes up for discussion most often (esp annoying w/ the 'urban agriculture' fad) but it's gonna be generally true w/ lots of things. 100,000 local axe-makers aren't necessarily better for the world than one big axe factory in china. not buying axes is!

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

tbf axes are surely one of the things people only buy when actually needed

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

(esp annoying w/ the 'urban agriculture' fad)

not so sure about urban agriculture - I think the thing with locally sourced meat is that protein sources like animals are going to consume a lot of resources and emit a lot of greenhouse gases, such that big factory meat farms are gonna have a lower overall footprint than a local pig farm simply because of autonomies of scale, and that the savings in fuel and transport didn't necessarily outweigh the initial carbon emissions.

but locally grown vegetables ought to have a lower carbon footprint than produce shipped from south america, because the growing of vegetables doesn't really produce that big of a carbon footprint!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

where's an axe murderer when you need one amirite

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

such that big factory meat farms are gonna have a lower overall footprint than a local pig farm simply because of autonomies of scale

um this is not how this works

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

I guarantee you a chicken factory processing 1,000 chickens puts out more GHG than a thousand people with a chicken in their backyard.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

patrick bateman totally owns one of those axes

mark s, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

I guarantee you a chicken factory processing 1,000 chickens puts out more GHG than a thousand people with a chicken in their backyard.

1000 people having backyards puts out more GHG than that chicken factory

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

okay, sorry shakey, I was misremembering the article. but here's the article that says that it's not whether you're buying locally sourced meat that's doing any good for the environment, it's not eating meat in the first place.

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.1021/es702969f

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Transportation as a whole represents only 11% of life-cycle GHG emissions, and final delivery from producer to retail contributes only 4%. Different food groups exhibit a large range in GHG-intensity; on average, red meat is around 150% more GHG-intensive than chicken or fish. Thus, we suggest that dietary shift can be a more effective means of lowering an average household’s food-related climate footprint than “buying local.” Shifting less than one day per week’s worth of calories from red meat and dairy products to chicken, fish, eggs, or a vegetable-based diet achieves more GHG reduction than buying all locally sourced food.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

the point is more that it doesn't matter if you're buying backyard chicken or outside chicken, the transportation costs is still gonna be a small % of the total GHG emissions of raising that chicken

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

*high fives self for working 'outside chicken' into a serious discussion*

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

it's not whether you're buying locally sourced meat that's doing any good for the environment, it's not eating meat in the first place.

there's no disputing that. there are a shit ton of variables involved in determining when locally sourced meat consumption is going to result in less GHG emissions than factory farmed meat, I would stay away from drawing any definitive conclusions.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

here's the money quote, shakey

It is clear that even with the unrealistic assumption of zero food-miles, only relatively small shifts in the average household diet could achieve GHG reductions similar to that of localization. For instance, only 21−24% reduction in red meat consumption, shifted to chicken, fish, or an average vegetarian diet lacking dairy, would achieve the same reduction as total localization. Large reductions are more difficult in shifting away from only dairy products (at least on a calorie basis) but making some shifts in both red meat and dairy, on the order of 13−15% of expenditure or 11−19% of calories, would achieve the same GHG reduction as total localization.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

like you're right that transportation is small portion of it, but meat factories emit a SHIT TON of GHGs just by virtue of their operations and their size and scale. Saying that factory farmed meat results in less GHG than locally sourced meat is specious reasoning.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yeah, there are a shit ton of variables, and that's why those guys spent a lot of time studying those variables so that they could draw those conclusions...?

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

shakey it's gonna take 10 pounds of grain to get 1 pound of red meat no matter if you're feeding cows in a factory farm or a cow in a pasture

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

er left out an ALWAYS there

like a lot of it depends on how the locally sourced meat is actually raised/processed. Someone raising a chicken in their backyard, they're GHG emissions aren't gonna be increased very much - it doesn't take much (if any electricity) to keep a chicken coop, and the other major factor is feed (and where does that come from, etc.)

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

and then yeah cows are not chickens etc

I don't really eat beef, why do I care...

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

1000 people having backyards puts out more GHG than that chicken factory

this... just... waht this doesn't make any sense.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

that report only talks about transportation, as far as I can tell...?

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know, shakey - a chicken is still an animal that's gonna need to eat probably at least 5 times its weight over the course of its lifetime

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

backyards = houses and cars and roads

if everyone in a city has a backyard to grow vegetables in, you have an environment that's less ghg-efficient in other manners!

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

since when are we talking about cities only?

you can live in my city without a car? (I did for years...?)

you guys are throwing around all sorts of variables like they're certainties or givens when they are um... not

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

you can put gardens/coops on roofs too (cool roofs! saves energy!)

why do I bother

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

otm

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

it just seems weird to see smart people arguing for industrial-scale factory farming. like wtf guys. it's a disaster.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

everybody's got a roof, amirite

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol shakey, from my perspective it's not the factory farming that's the disaster, it's the fact that we've systematically built our food culture around animal protein

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

but locally grown vegetables ought to have a lower carbon footprint than produce shipped from south america, because the growing of vegetables doesn't really produce that big of a carbon footprint!

I think you have to look at this from the bigger perspective - like, the individual carrot I buy that was grown in brooklyn* might have a lower carbon footprint than the argentina carrot but could every city grow every vegetable that it wants to eat within X miles? no, there's gonna be economies of scale and better places to grow certain foods. w/ more transportation-externality type taxes certain things might actually become more economic to grow closer, but individual people 'buying local' is never gonna be enough of a thing to cause meaningful change. at the end of the day consuming less is still a million times more the answer.

*I do not eat brooklyn carrots fwiw

iatee, Friday, 4 November 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that's true - another tragedy of modern food culture is the expectation that every vegetable/fruit is gonna be in season 365 days a year

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

idk, how hard is it to plan for winter? can some tomatoes and stuff during the summer. potatoes and onions last a long time in proper, nonrefrigerated storage. properly hulled grains last a long time too. preserve stuff, pickle it. apples last for months! canned sardines! guess people aren't too thrilled that they can't have yellowfin tuna 365 days a year though.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

also shakey at least for cows I'm willing to entertain the idea that a cow or a chicken is going to eat the same amount of food/emit the same amount of GHG no matter if it's raised in someone's back yard or in a factory farm. if you're talking about 1000 cows, I don't think it's crazy to think that it might be cheaper to heat one giant cow containment unit than it is to heat 1000 individual barns.

I realize that factory farming is as inhumane and cruel and invidious as almost anything else that humans have done in history - hey, I've read fast food nation! but there's enough factors involved, like you say, that I'm not going to automatically assume that a locally grown animal is going to automatically have a lower carbon footprint than a factory farmed animal.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol delete the "at least for cows" part

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

it just seems weird to see smart people arguing for industrial-scale factory farming. like wtf guys. it's a disaster.

right but 'industrial-scale factory farming' is a bad thing but 'large farms that produce massive amounts of cheap food via economies of scale and allow most of our population to be arguing on the internet instead of working in the fields' is not a bad thing. that's not a defense of every aspect of how they operate, or even most of them.

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

you can put gardens/coops on roofs too (cool roofs! saves energy!)

why do I bother

― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier)

yeah it's this kinda stuff that's just like, okay fine, but you know what else you could put on a roof in san francisco? 10 more stories so people could live there. and maybe one day a million people will live in san francisco. or even two million. until then the nimby-environmentalist rich people imagining sf as some garden-city dreamland is pretty tragic cause it's one of the only places people can live in semi-density in the country and there's plenty of farmland in the metro area.

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

anyway I tried to do some more research but got tired and lazy so I just found this nyt article inside

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/weekinreview/27bittman.html

To put the energy-using demand of meat production into easy-to-understand terms, Gidon Eshel, a geophysicist at the Bard Center, and Pamela A. Martin, an assistant professor of geophysics at the University of Chicago, calculated that if Americans were to reduce meat consumption by just 20 percent it would be as if we all switched from a standard sedan — a Camry, say — to the ultra-efficient Prius. Similarly, a study last year by the National Institute of Livestock and Grassland Science in Japan estimated that 2.2 pounds of beef is responsible for the equivalent amount of carbon dioxide emitted by the average European car every 155 miles, and burns enough energy to light a 100-watt bulb for nearly 20 days.

also just rummaging around on the internet the lowest energy input to protein output ratio I could find was 4:1, which was for chickens, but that's still pretty inefficient, you could use that feed and feed people with it instead

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

inside = instead

what is happening to my brayne, too much meat probably

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw I used to drive to work past a home that had two potbellied pigs and they'd always be out in the front yard grazing and oinking their way across the grass. I'd imagine those people never had to mow their yards! I doubt there's a net gain, but maybe we could hire out some artisanal goats to wander the yards during the day and their owners could make some awesome goat cheese.

I'm just spitballing but really, the factory farms vs other farms thing is pretty much a question of factory farms being pretty fucking braindead at this point in the game. Really, there are innovations and ideas every fucking year that would make large-scale farming more ecologically feasible without really economically compromising the operations.

Not sure how we got here from products of dubious quality being created by "craftsmen" but whatevs

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

DAYO STOP EATING MEAT YOU'RE KILLING THE PLANET AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THE PLANET'S CHILDREN

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

rip planet's children ;_;

I eat a tin of sardines every week, I have cream cheese too, I guess that's about it

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

if we all switched TO a standard sedan

http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/2100/2112/sedan_1_lg.gif

mark s, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I guess we are talking about this in a craftsmanship thread because it's pretty convenient to convince yourself that you're doing good for the environment by eating a grass-fed beef burger with artisanal american cheese or locally smoked hickory bacon when really you would do a lot more good for the environment if you refrained from eating that grass-fed beef burger and had a carrot some hipster grew on a rooftop in Brooklyn instead

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw there are areas where grass is everywhere and I think a handful of cows grazing over a few square acres really isn't what's blowing the planet's resources. If you're just eating those items, and mostly refraining from meat products otherwise, you're probably fine

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but how often does that kind of situation exist irl. are you the guy who butchers the cow?

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

if so, what kinda axe do you use?

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

1000s of people with animals in their backyard are unlikely to create the lakes of shit that factory farming tend to produce.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

*high fives self for working 'outside chicken' into a serious discussion*

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, November 4, 2011 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

my man

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

that is true, but I was only talking about GHG. xp

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

Let's have some good locally-sourced vodka and discuss this into the evening.

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

1000s of people with animals in their backyard are unlikely to create the lakes of shit that factory farming tend to produce.

that's not because of some inherent flaw that a larger farm has, it's due to the fact that we poorly regulate these things and large farms don't have to pay for their pollution.

but my main point is that if you incorporate every single increase in ghg that comes w/ living somewhere w/ a backyard large enough to sustain you (your commute every day, the path of *every single thing you consume*, etc. etc.) the marginal environmental gain of that chicken in your backyard doesn't seem so impressive anymore. this is different if you're, idk, some old man in the middle of nowhere who leaves his self-sustaining farm once a year. anyway if you already have a backyard then yeah, why not, it's not like what you're doing within that limited context is *bad*, I was mostly talking about the 'let's turn cities into farms' fad.

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

"yeah, that's true - another tragedy of modern food culture is the expectation that every vegetable/fruit is gonna be in season 365 days a year"

thanks to global warming though you will probably be able to buy canadian pineapples in 20 years or so. brooklyn banana farms! we must have faith in the future.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

and hepcats in brooklyn will totally be reviving long-forgotten heirloom banana varieties! the kind you could get before dole came along.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

you'll have to dodge all the lunatics wielding artisanal axes during the 130 degree summers, but it will be worth it for that old world banana flavor.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

Skot you are a national treat.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

i'm kinda freaked by the weather.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

was etsy the seventh sign in the bible? did not read too long.

scott seward, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

q: does anybody know where I can find a locally hand fermented boombox, I need one for this look I'm putting together

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

I guess we are talking about this in a craftsmanship thread because it's pretty convenient to convince yourself that you're doing good for the environment by eating a grass-fed beef burger with artisanal american cheese or locally smoked hickory bacon when really you would do a lot more good for the environment if you refrained from eating that grass-fed beef burger and had a carrot some hipster grew on a rooftop in Brooklyn instead

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, November 4, 2011 8:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah I didn't bring up food in the first place because people think of food choices as an ethical issue I think even more than they do with local artisan axe choices, and there's the whole extra valence of you actually want to be healthy and feel satisfied when you eat. Also eating is required or you die. It feels like a related but distinct issue to me.

For my own part I forget to eat all the time and never know what to eat and then I get grouchy. I also like going out to nice restaurants and eating animals.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

dayo otm all over this thread

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

meat is so delicious, think it might get better the further it travels

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

that's not because of some inherent flaw that a larger farm has, it's due to the fact that we poorly regulate these things and large farms don't have to pay for their pollution.

WE HAVE A WINNER

Or more accurately, they only get slapped with a large fine when they fuck up so badly that they kill entire creeks/rivers.

dayo somewhat otm, but the "everyone stops eating meat and the system is fixed" solution is so obvious and irrelevant to what will ever happen in most countries that currently eat meat, let alone the US. Getting people to eat a lot less beef, more sustainably farmed chicken & some pork, and getting this whole fish mess sorted is going to knock out a good third of the prob

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

the glut of awful, pointless "white whiskies" that you can get now

whatever the fuck this is referring to it made me very glad I live far away from the Big City

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

The fifteen minute designer "moonshine" fad.

Aimless, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

I think I missed my chance to make a mint on designer Mason jars.

Aimless, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

this is my answer to everything but we should just make meat really expensive. and if all environmental costs were accounted for it already would be. we don't have to force people to be vegetarians and the idea that that could happen worldwide in the next 100 years is pretty lol. we just need mcdonalds hamburgers to be $20. voila. xp

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

Probably someone should post that times article about the death of authentic unique specialness or w/e

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

this is my answer to everything but we should just make meat really expensive. and if all environmental costs were accounted for it already would be. we don't have to force people to be vegetarians and the idea that that could happen worldwide in the next 100 years is pretty lol. we just need mcdonalds hamburgers to be $20. voila. xp

― iatee, Friday, November 4, 2011 11:18 PM Bookmark

Well we could start by not subsidizing corn, which is a lot of the feed for that hamburger.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

btw those extinct bananas scott refers to make me get all misty-eyed, I will pay top dollar for artisanal banana

xp oh lol moonshine, yes I've seen the designer moonshine and had a lol from that

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

I said this on another thread, but I get annoyed with stuff where the handcraftedness is marketed as novel when it really isn't, like "Hey, let's take something ordinary like ICE CREAM but make an HIGH QUALITY VERSION with GOOD DAIRY" um that already exists and costs like half as much as your version of it.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes they make weird flavors I guess

iatee, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

that's true. I was pretty ecstatic from momofuku's cerealmilk ice cream tbh

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

The Haagen Dazs (so authentic it has a made up ethnic-looking name!) "five" series is pretty good and about as mainstream commercial as it gets

They really need to bring back their green tea one

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

never mind, their website claims that this flavor is still made!

bbl, off to the grocer

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

the glut of awful, pointless "white whiskies" that you can get now

whatever the fuck this is referring to it made me very glad I live far away from the Big City

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, November 4, 2011 11:15 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://deathsdoorspirits.com/pages/spirits/spirits.php
http://www.bullyboydistillers.com/bully-boy-whiskey.html
http://highwest.com/index.php/spirits/high-west-silver-whiskey-western-oat

call all destroyer, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

It’s akin to vodka, but with bolder flavor notes.

looooooooooolllll

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

Buffalo Trace has one too, iirc

It's basically whiskey before it's been put in a barrel. Some places put it in a barrel overnight so it counts as "whiskey" since there's some minimum requirement for that nomenclature.

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

noun, noun, noun, noun, and adjective

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 5 November 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

what's really regrettable is that the notion that beef = the best of the meats is entering the mindspace of countries where culturally that was never the case (like china)

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

Another problem I have with the "local grass-fed beef" thing is just that it feeds into this notion that we can have whatever we want ethically and sustainably. Some of it is so indulgent -- borderline gluttonous -- and it's like the ethical trappings just excuse that.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

Not one mention of vinyl yet in this thread?

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the local grass-fed beef thing was less about ethics/sustainability and more about taste/quality. at least i think thats where it originated...

max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, and it sets up beef as a luxury/premium good, which I think is fine in the mid term. If the only beef you eat is this premium grass fed stuff, then you're probably only having it once in a while. Eating Hamburger Helper daily as your staple is going to burn through more beef total, right?

mh, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

(also a health thing, i.e., grass-fed beef doesnt have mad cow disease)

max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

male model/knife-maker in today's times:

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/03/timely-christopher-harth/

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

CHRIS HARTH IS A NATIVE MINNESOTAN LIVING IN BROOKLYN. HE'S MAKING HAND CRAFTED KNIVES, END GRAIN CUTTING BOARDS AND HARDWOOD CHARCOAL UNDER THE NAME NY CUTLERY. ALL HIS MATERIALS ARE RECLAIMED, THE METAL COMES FROM USED SAW MILL BLADES AND THE HANDLES ARE HARDWOOD SCRAP FROM A FURNITURE MAKERS BIN. HE IS ALSO MAKING CHARCOAL THAT COMES FROM (GLUE FREE) OAK SCRAP. THIS STUFF BURNS HOT AND FAST, THE KIND YOU WANT TO COOK YOUR DRY AGED RIBEYE OVER. ALL GOOD STUFF.

http://www.thewilliambrownproject.com/2011/04/ny-cutlerybrooklyn-ny.html

scott seward, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

A sharp education
Everyday I spend working on knives I learn more about being a craftsman. There are tips and tricks one can learn from reading books or watching instructional videos, but there is something physical and internal that can't be put to words when it comes to an action that needs to be repeated thousands of times over to create just one knife. The profiling of a blade, the grind geometry of the cutting edge, the shaping of the handle, the polishing of the steel... it is all meditative and soothing to me on the physical level. My hands, wrists, arms, shoulders, and hips all play a part in the subtle dance that I am refining as I improve my technique at the work bench.

Yesterday I was graced with a visit from Matthew Hranek, the man behind The William Brown Project. He heard about my knives, cutting boards and hardwood charcoal from a mutual friend, Michael Rudin, who spent a lively afternoon enjoying bourbon and venison in my backyard a couple of weeks ago. Matt is one of those fellows that has seen his share of the world and has taken the time to edit his experiences into a lifestyle that is quite admirable. He procures his own wild fish and game, raises heritage breed pigs, frequents flea markets near and far in search of the curiosities that spark his interest, and makes wonderful photos to share on his blog from the experiences.

Matt arrived in the early afternoon while I was profiling a Bowie knife for Miss Amber Doyle of Doyle Mueser. Sparks were flying and I had on my leather apron and goggles. We chatted about our common interests and mutual friend, Michael. It turns out that they traveled to a little fish shack called Lou's a few miles up the shore of Lake Superior from where I grew up in Duluth, MN to photograph the operation. It's a big-small world as I often say. If you find yourself on Scenic Highway 61 make a stop at the smokehouse and get a nice fillet of smoked whitefish and you will be pleased.

The Bowie knife for Amber Doyle is now on the grind geometry phase. This is where the knife gets the angles and attributes that make it cut the way it was intended - both ways, as David Bowie would tell you himself. I am about to start my delicate dance with the knife again today. This is the most critical phase of the process which will dictate whether or not this knife is a success as a user tool. I never thought that the process would feel so rhythmic, and from the perspective of the casual observer it may seem brutal and dangerous, but through my hands, shoulders and hips I sway ever so gently as the steel grinds away revealing a tool that is functional. This is indeed a SLOW dance.

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

He seems to like his job. That's something.

Aimless, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

A few days after finishing a foraging knife with a short, curved blade for cutting back toward the thumb, Harth used it himself to gather chanterelles for a delicious ravioli.

looooool the nyt is so trolling us

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

...a reportedly delicious ravioli.

Aimless, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

don't really need a knife to gather mushrooms

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

What would you use for a weapon if they fought back?

Aimless, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

occurs to me that audiophilia is like an advanced version of all this

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

you mean vinylphilia? there are plenty of audiophiles who swing wildly in the other direction, like a V.U. needle.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

keep trying to resist the urge to argue about this but...between knives made by OH NO HIPSTERS!!!1!! and one made by people who aren't being paid a living wage, gimme the oh no hipster knife

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

nah I mean like Monster™ Cables audiophilia, not so much in regards the hand-made/artisanal sound, but in the pursuit of the truest/most authentic listening experience that is really just conspicuously consuming Veblen good wooden receiver knobs or whatever the balls those people spend their money on

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

xp seems fair to me aero

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

also would purchase a children's book entitled "Oh No! Hipsters!"

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

ok time to go to my local neighborhood artisanal butcher to buy some local free range ground beef (seriously this is what I'm doing now)

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

keep trying to resist the urge to argue about this but...between knives made by OH NO HIPSTERS!!!1!! and one made by people who aren't being paid a living wage, gimme the oh no hipster knife

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, November 6, 2011 2:23 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

if you don't buy the serially oppressed knife, that person is gonna lose her job and become even more unable to live :(

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

make sure to pick up some brioche buns xp

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

btw this ^xp^ is why utilitarianism and consequentialism more generally are complete horseshit

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

edit his experiences into a lifestyle

this is such a disgusting phrase!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

everyone should just buy less stuff, regardless of where it comes from

so solaris (Lamp), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

alternative to 'below-living wage' is not necessarily 'living wage' iirc

blind pele (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

everyone should just buy less stuff, regardless of where it comes from
yeah - it's weird to me though that in the artisanal etc mindset there isn't more of a culture of re-use; it's there (see: a trillion etsy shops making use of found/repurposed materials) but like...idk I have this idea that if there were a cultural movement to stop producing shit for a year or two, to just quit making new stuff for a while, it'd be good for everything. I guess if yr position is more extreme ("you don't need more stuff whether it's new or used") then it doesn't matter, but that horse has left the barn in this culture, ppl are gonna consume, the only q is whether it's going to use up more resources or less.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

there are things we can do to make environmentally unfriendly consumption more expensive than less-environmentally unfriendly consumption

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

if people stopped producing shit then you couldn't convert labor into value

capitalism would be ruined

the marxists would win

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

one of the thing drives me nuts is lamps -- and similarly cheap and simple electrical goods -- being apparently considered unrepairable nowadays, so that you have no choice but to chuck em out when they stop working

mark s, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

millions of non-economists would starve

blind pele (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

it's not that they're considered unrepairable, it's that they're cheap enough that it's not even practical to repair it unless it's a really expensive lamp

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

(sound of 100 ilxor minds churning to come up w/ a good lamp joke)

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

there are things we can do to make environmentally unfriendly consumption more expensive than less-environmentally unfriendly consumption

yes but most of them involve doing an end-run around democratic processes which puts you in a tight spot, no?

xp @ mark s not just lamps!! when I was a kid there were these big awesome electrical-age TUBE TESTERS at supermarkets, and at shoe repair shops too if I remember right. they were for checking the tubes in your television for whether they were the source of why your TV wasn't working. (presumably also for your radio or amplifier.) present philosophy of "it's cheaper to replace than repair" 1) sucks and 2) is true; I can get a new TV cheaper than I can repair my new-ish TV

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

yes but most of them involve doing an end-run around democratic processes which puts you in a tight spot, no?

yup, pretty hard to convince a majority of americans that they're not paying enough $ for shit. at the same time we genuinely are overpaying for other things (housing, transit, health care) so even middle class people feel poor. everything's related and fixing those issues is gonna have to happen before we can get people to feel like they should pay more for consumer goods.

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

you can convert labour into value if decrease production, also marx was right so w/e

i guess my opinion is:

- productivity gains are generally p good for ppl at the bottom since they make goods cheaper and increase wealth
- reverting to pre-industrial means of producing goods is p stupid for that reason
- at the same time many industrial/postindustrial goods dont reflect their 'true' cost since producers take advantage of all sorts of externalities
- if you want to own a tv you should be paying the cost of poisoning the air above shenzen &c
- we need to find ways of taking advantage of productivity gains and efficiencies w/o encouraging consumption

so solaris (Lamp), Sunday, 6 November 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

- if you want to own a tv you should be paying the cost of poisoning the air above shenzen &c

lol TVs weren't always made in Shenzen man!

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

- we need to find ways of taking advantage of productivity gains and efficiencies w/o encouraging consumption

ya can u get on this? we need an answer by like... 100 years ago

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

we used to poison the air over pittsburgh...toledo...akron.... man those were the days

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

it's so nice that america's skies don't have to be polluted anymore, we can just outsource it to china

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

we used to poison the air over pittsburgh...toledo...akron.... man those were the days

who can tell me with a straight face they wouldn't repoison akron & toledo to bring back the glory days of shenzen

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

shenzhen used to be a nice quiet fishing village. 30 years ago a fisherman would catch a fish.

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

100% would sacrifice toledo & akron to make that fisherman happy

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

- we need to find ways of taking advantage of productivity gains and efficiencies w/o encouraging consumption

the key is that 'consumption' includes services and 'goods' that are 1s and 0s. and we should encourage a shift to that type in the long run and in lots of ways it's happening already. otoh is buying an iphone app for $5 better for the world than buying a hamburger for $5? if you just isolate that purchase, yeah, but a. can't isolate that b. I guess we're also more willing to spend money on these 1s and 0s in a world where we can already afford the material goods we want.

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

idk aero, I guess my point is that if america wants TVs then america should be ready to handle the pollution that comes with it instead of dumping it all elsewhere

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

it's so nice that america's skies don't have to be polluted anymore, we can just outsource it to china

chinese air pollution already reaches california iirc

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Has anyone informed the Minnesota ilxors that they may be untapped reserves of cultural capital? This knife dude seems to have a fair amount of press relating the fact he is from REAL PLACE, MINNESOTA

mh, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

idk aero, I guess my point is that if america wants TVs then america should be ready to handle the pollution that comes with it instead of dumping it all elsewhere

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, November 6, 2011 3:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

or rather, that if americans want flatscreen TVs, then hopefully they would not be against paying a higher price so that the waste associated with manufacturing TVs doesn't get improperly dumped into the environment, whether that environment happens to be in china or in toledo

but that would mean TVs would cost more, guess it's okay for poor people in china to suffer from heavy metal poisoning in their land and in their food so that joe sixpack can watch football on his 60" as cheaply as possible

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

ya can u get on this? we need an answer by like... 100 years ago

ok c u soon

so solaris (Lamp), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

dayo I'm not sure who you're arguing w/. I'd be in favor of heavy enough tariffs to stop China from ruining itself to provide worthless consumer goods to the west, but can you really put that ruin on the west? China had several systems that didn't result in the destruction of China, they had various pluses and minuses; participating in the market capitalism of the west seems easily the most destructive of them to my mind, but I don't think western demand gets to shoulder all the blame for the fate of rural China

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

participating in the market capitalism of the west seems easily the most destructive of them to my mind

wait what

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

I think China about thirty years from now will make the worst years under Mao look like a picnic

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

there really isn't any way to make 30 million people starving to death look like a picnic

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

hold that thought man!

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

a key component of a good picnic is making sure that everyone has food

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol max u are on fire today

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

arguably that is the #1 most important characteristic of a good picnic

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

ants

horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

picanic baskets

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

China had several systems that didn't result in the destruction of China, they had various pluses and minuses; participating in the market capitalism of the west seems easily the most destructive of them to my mind, but I don't think western demand gets to shoulder all the blame for the fate of rural China

wait what? I'm as critical of deng xiaoping as anybody but this is just trolling

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

I do agree though that if china could get into a time machine and go back to mid-qing dynasty living, everybody would probably be better off

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

right but where are you going to make that time machine, shenzen?

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

bespoke time machine handcrafted in brooklyn by artisans

mh, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

dayo I'm not sure who you're arguing w/. I'd be in favor of heavy enough tariffs to stop China from ruining itself to provide worthless consumer goods to the west, but can you really put that ruin on the west?

heavy-tariffs to stop china from letting american businesses make things and sell things to americans is patronizing 'stop-hitting-yourself'-esque logic btw. otoh you can argue that china's currency manipulation is *bad for people in china*.

there isn't an easy answer for 'how do you lift a billion people out of poverty without fucking up the world'. you can blame the west for having fucked up consumption patterns and being way behind the curve when it comes to dealing w/ its own environmental issues and you can blame the chinese government for being very short-sighted when it comes to the real costs of pollution. but tariff wars aren't gonna help anybody in any sense, esp. since any long-term solutions require a lot of international coordination.

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

man dayo knows his dynasties, qing dynasty even tried to stop footbinding

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

the qing dynasty was doing pretty well til the british showed up

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

the qing dynasty world was doing pretty well til the british showed up

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

heavy-tariffs to stop china from letting american businesses make things and sell things to americans is patronizing 'stop-hitting-yourself'-esque logic btw.

in re: this, what if somebody is actually hitting himself

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

as long as america is around countries are going to have lots of help w/r/t hitting themselves

iatee, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

isn't there already legislation re: pollutant-heavy manufacturing/processes and disposal of waste etc in the US?- ie the very type of attempt to force companies to pay environmental costs up-front that lamp suggests?

Cos I mean, presumably that's one of the major factors that makes it cheaper to manufacture abroad.

blind pele (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

and if you accept that the globalised economy makes it inevitable that developing economies will tend to take on the tasks that become problematic in eg US, are we going to start seeing fair-trade flatscreens?

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

selling for 4x the price of the regular flatscreen but made out of papaya or something

Or what's the suggestion?

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

there is more legislation here than china obv, tho generally not anywhere near the realm of 'factory x pays for all its environmental externalities'.

iatee, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

china actually has pretty strict safety laws, its just that nobody follows them and the courts dont enforce anything

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

strict environmental laws

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

refreshing and healthy benzene

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah tbf i hadn't ever assumed 'sufficient' legislation but that underlines the point, really- even with light regulation, the problem just goes elsewhere without solving anything in terms of global impact.

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

benzene rings, the lord of them all

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

when they fix things in china they'll just move all the factories to SE asia, when SE asia outlaws they'll just move the factories to the parts of africa that aren't war-torn

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

right, which means even if china one day got 100% on board, you still have other places willing to step up. xp

iatee, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

xp yup

iatee, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

but hopefully the reptilians will reveal themselves by then and show us the path to salvation and to Betelgeuse V

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

exactly. Where to next, this place isn't shitty enough to be a viable cost centre anymore

Globalisation works

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

we basically need a world government willing to impose and enforce environmental taxes

iatee, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

a rising tide will hopefully cover all plutonium dumps, kiu icecaps

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

xp lol

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

maybe after we get a world govt able to stop i dunno genocide, famine and the simon cowell, but cmon now

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

simon cowell is actually our best hope for creating and running a world government iirc

iatee, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

cowell/michael o'leary/abramovich hot ticket in 2015

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

not badly priced, but the corncob pipe fits right into the "how much authenticity is too much?" discussion

http://absoluteclassicmasterpieces.us/shop

spiced with KNOWING THAT YOU'VE PAID YOUR BILLS (I DIED), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

you don't usually see the words "leisure accessories" and "philadelphia, pennsylvania" in the same sentence.

scott seward, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

it's nice that they are Felt fans though.

scott seward, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

IIRC, the original corncob pipes were designed to be disposable.

And it's the concrete ashtray that really gets me.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Ditto.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Those just, um, don't even look that well-crafted? Or at least not well-designed.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

a concrete ashtray doesn't seem very useful, it's heavy and hard to flip and you can't shake it without threat of getting carpal tunnel

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

Concrete's actually a bit lighter than glass. But $150 for an ashtray is rough.

spiced with KNOWING THAT YOU'VE PAID YOUR BILLS (I DIED), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

there was a nyt article about 20-somethings all becoming portland food truck vendors and the 'sell stuff' economy, but I can't find it now

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

this is the guy who wrote "The Disadvantages of an Elite Education" which iirc was about how going to princeton (or whatever) made it too hard to talk to his plumber

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

"But hipsters, who’ve been around for 15 years or so, appear to have become a durable part of our cultural configuration. " = line of the week imo

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha hasn't that exact article been written every three months since 2002?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

lol that guy was my professor :/ he fights the good fight in general

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah at least w/r/t academia in general he seems to. do you know why he left yale?

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

t/f when he was writing this article he was thinking about dayo

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

he got disillusioned by the politics of the ivory tower, he actually believed all the stuff the pr office puts out about yale

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

being a force of good in the world &c

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like a place where the old guard is firmly in charge

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

otm:

Tara

Japan

November 13th, 2011

11:22 am

You're seeing all of the symptoms but misdiagnosing the cause. "Affability is a commercial virtue, but it is also the affect of people who feel themselves to be living in a fundamentally agreeable society." No. Affability, and the commercially-acceptable facade we Millennials put on, is an act of desperation. We must be perpetual salesmen because there is no such thing as job security, because there is so much competition in finding new employment; in short, because we know that any boon we get is bound to be temporary, and liable to be ripped away at any moment.

It's the same reason why so many Millennials develop "small businesses" outside of their main jobs, too - because they know they can't rely on an employer. We have no sense of security. Anything could happen and tomorrow we'll be out of a job, with no health care, and maybe if the Republicans get their way, no support to help us through tough times.

I have to agree with grovewest, #9 - our affability IS largely disingenuous. It's a survival trait, not our true selves. I love the term Generation Sell, though - that sums it up pretty well. We (and everyone else these days) must constantly sell ourselves.

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

t/f when he was writing this article he was thinking about dayo

― iatee, Monday, November 14, 2011 10:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

lol I have undergone a lot of change since then

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is the guy who wrote "The Disadvantages of an Elite Education" which iirc was about how going to princeton (or whatever) made it too hard to talk to his plumber

lol, i'm well-educated and i think i know more about plumbing than my handyman does!

reconstituted pork offal slurry (get bent), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

exactly why you shouldn't hire handymen who went to dartmouth

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/31175652

(profile pic nsfw but vid is ok)

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.freakonomics.com/2011/11/14/the-inefficiency-of-local-food/

^ more or less my point from earlier in the thread

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

kinda stopped reading halfway through cuz I didn't accept half a dozen of that dude's assumptions, sorry

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

But implicit in the argument that local farming is better for the environment than industrial agriculture is an assumption that a “relocalized” food system can be just as efficient as today’s modern farming.

I don't think this assumption is implicit at all, for example

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

he seems to dismiss out of hand the idea that people like Remy, who want a pineapple but live in a region where pineapples are not grown, may simply have to forego pineapples. instead dude assumes that the local pineapple demand would be met by trying to grow them in South Carolina or wherever. which is insane.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

also trots out hoary old chestnuts about how there are SO MANY MOUTHS TO FEED while glossing over the fact that there's actually plenty of food for everybody - the problem is distribution, not production.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

and yes I know distribution gets us back to carbon emissions but duh there are multiple angles to this problem - maybe developing modes of transportation that are less carbon intensive figure into this as well etc

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

kinda stopped reading halfway through cuz I didn't accept half a dozen of that dude's assumptions, sorry

could be said about 90% of what the Freakonomics jackholes have produced, tbh

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

It seems like he's assuming that a locavore system would mean trying to grow all crops everywhere, as opposed to relying more heavily on what grows well locally (which I thought was, in fact, the idea).

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

It's bizarre to suggest that the current agribusiness model is somehow the most efficient, least carbon intensive model there is

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

It seems like he's assuming that a locavore system would mean trying to grow all crops everywhere

yes, this is exactly what he's saying

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

which naturally leads to "conservative" yet still altogether bonkers "back of the envelope" calculations

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

otoh a commenter raises a good point about train vs. truck transport, namely that a train can haul stuff halfway across the country with about the energy input that it takes for a farm truck to drive like 50 miles to the farmers' market.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

great let's build some more high speed rail then oh wait conservatives hate that too

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm all for more trains! let's have 'em!

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

the fact that remy lives in a region where pineapples are not grown does not mean that the total emissions involved in getting him a pineapple is gonna be higher than something 'closer' that has a less efficient distribution path* / is going to create more emissions to begin with. pineapple from across the world vs. local beef.

across the board privileging of the 'local' is absurdist and simplistic. transportation costs should be incorporated into the math, they're just not as big as you'd assume ~in the big picture~, esp w/ enormous int'l shipments.

* (= people move to dense areas which will lead to inherent transportation efficiencies w/ basically everything they do or buy)

xp

this guy isn't a freakeconomics dude, he's an environmental/agriculture econ grad student at berkeley who happened to write an article that got posted on this

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

I have this vision of railroad commerce where each car has a catapult and as the train passes by a destination the catapults just shoot the produce at the station and giant nets catch it and the train never has to slow down and so much energy would be saved

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

There are a lot of bizarro things with transportation costs, subsidies, and supply chains that aren't worked out.

Let's take apples for instance. Parts of the midwest used to grow lots of apples for local consumption, but it's difficult to harvest, not as much of a cash crop as others, and other regions of the country have longer/different growing seasons that make apples more economically viable there. During a certain time of the year, apples in midwestern grocery stores are mostly local, but not in all chains and some varieties might be from distant areas.

If local agriculture was prioritized, there would be more local apple orchards, all the in-season apples in stores would be local, and the neighboring non-apple-growing regions could import them from neighboring states rather than California or Mexico. As it is, due to the contracts and distribution of the supply chain, it may be easier for a store in Illinois to buy apples from California than Nebraska, even in season.

mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

Course since the train doesn't generally go to one's supermarket, it has to wind up on a truck eventually anyway.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

america should just invest in a giant, cross country pneumatic tube system

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

the fact that remy lives in a region where pineapples are not grown does not mean that the total emissions involved in getting him a pineapple is gonna be higher than something 'closer' that has a less efficient distribution path*

this is irrelevant. the article posted makes the assumption that if remy wants a local pineapple, the carbon emissions necessary to produce a pineapple locally will be greater than those from a pineapple imported from across the sea. However, if remy doesn't buy a pineapple, there are ZERO carbon emissions associated with his non-eating of said non-existent local pineapple. I raised this example to point out a key flaw in dude's assumptions.

pineapple from across the world vs. local beef.

this is an arbitrary and irrelevant comparison.

transportation costs should be incorporated into the math, they're just not as big as you'd assume ~in the big picture~, esp w/ enormous int'l shipments.

sure. but you're also acting like the ONLY argument for going local is an assumed reduction in carbon emissions from transportation, which is not the case. there are a number of other reasons to promote local food economies (genetic crop diversity, fewer and smaller outbreaks of food-borne diseases, a food supply not dependent on insane politics of far-flung regions, local control over the food supply re: pesticides, GMOs, etc.) There are a lot! It's not just some single-issue thing.

he's an environmental/agriculture econ grad student at berkeley who happened to write an article that got posted on this

I know some farmers, I know some agriculture professors, I know some chefs. they all disagree with this guy.

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think ZS correctly pointed out somewhere upthread that to prepare for a future where transportation costs are going to be insane, it makes sense to invest in strengthening more local economies that are close to home. cuz when shit gets worse, those investments are going to become crucial.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

well I guess if you *know some chefs* I just can't win this one

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

You can't win this one because your argument is terrible.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

guys, lets not fight over pineapple

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

man in re: ashtrays upthread, if 100% of your ashtrays aren't stolen or thrift-stored u r 100% chump imo

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

and here i came to argue with that article

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

man in re: ashtrays upthread, if 100% of your ashtrays aren't stolen or thrift-stored u r 100% chump imo

what if all my ashtrays are made by my 4 yo out of clay

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Where did the clay come from?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

is your 4yo locally sourced xpGAH

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

idk I think iatee is arguing that, in the short term, and from a purely economics standpoint, there are situations where eating local is not necessarily gonna lead to lower emissions in that short timeframe.

but there are plenty of arguments for the 30 year view that say yes, we do need to build up local infrastructure and that while in the short term carbon emission may be higher in the long term it'll pay off

esp. once the polar ice caps melt and NYC is underwater and oh God I'm gonna go buy 10000 boxes of canned sardines right now

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

best ashtray = balled up piece of aluminum foil that is still covered in the grease from the chicken that laid on it the night before

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol I sucked ass at ceramics in high school and plus I was high a lot of the time so I couldn't really get my shit centered in any way. like not even to make the most basic vase. so when whatever I was trying to build collapsed after 45 minutes of struggle, I'd take a pencil and make 4 notches in it. there was a freshman kid who I was friendly with (I was a senior iirc) and by the end of the semester he'd be stopping by my wheel looking at the rising Grecian urn and he's say "this is going to be an ashtray right" and I'd think man they grow these kids smart these days

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

they probably mold them on a wheel

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

idk I think iatee is arguing that, in the short term, and from a purely economics standpoint, there are situations where eating local is not necessarily gonna lead to lower emissions in that short timeframe.

but there are plenty of arguments for the 30 year view that say yes, we do need to build up local infrastructure and that while in the short term carbon emission may be higher in the long term it'll pay off

esp. once the polar ice caps melt and NYC is underwater and oh God I'm gonna go buy 10000 boxes of canned sardines right now
--dayo

I don't think the ~let's be good consumers~ approach is very effective in the big picture, it just lets people in sf drive their cars to pick up a 'local apple' and feel like they're making a difference. it's always bay area ppl w/ this feel good consumer stuff but when measures to boost density or whatever come up they defend their sprawly wonderland. priorities!

someone should always be able to buy a pineapple. it'll be more expensive.

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

t's always bay area ppl w/ this feel good consumer stuff but when measures to boost density or whatever come up they defend their sprawly wonderland.

lol what is this strawmanning

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Michelle Obama is from Chicago iirc

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

I agree though, everybody should just buy less stuff, here's a protip, that pineapple is gonna taste 10x as good if you know that you can only eat it twice a year

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

like I remember how this board hipped me to alphonso mangoes, and man those are great mangoes, and why they are great is because you can only get them in may/june, and then you can't ever have them until next year, you might die before then! What an exciting mango

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

i dont even like pineapple all that much, tbh

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

when measures to boost density or whatever come up they defend their sprawly wonderland

also lol I have no idea what this is in reference to. people are always building shit in SF.

xp

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I work next to some ridiculous condo developments that are like 100 stories tall

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

man iatee I've been avoiding this thread specifically so as not to beef with you but like...in the 1600s, one could not really have foreseen the impact of widespread literacy. but it's really a great thing that literacy took hold; little of what we hold dear would be possible if literacy hadn't caught on. shopping local now may not change things on any appreciable scale over the next one hundred or two hundred years, and no-one questions that other measures are needed to correct/offset/change the effects of human behavior on the environment/earth/humans-at-large. but the sideline-sitting "oh, this doesn't solve everything and some strawman thinks it does" pooh-poohing that goes on with literally every "what might people try?" effort is so depressing, cynical and disheartening. the long-term effects of a locally-first outlook might well be an entirely different world that we can't really even imagine from here. No, it can't be mapped out on a spreadsheet, but the effect of, you'll forgive me, thinking differently about things - even if the vehicle that gets people toward different thinking is ineffective/a panacea/less-than-ideal - is longer term than I think you have in mind, and of considerable value viewed through that lens.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

xxxxxxp I like in the Little House books how the girls get one orange a year, at Christmas, and it's like an angel came down to the prairie (sustainably) and dropped them off, that's how good they taste.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

i dont even like pineapple all that much, tbh

ban max imo btw

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

you want me to get really controversial?

hawaiian pizza is really good

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

I like in the Little House books how the girls get one orange a year, at Christmas

Very true of much of the West in the 19th century

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

you want me to get really controversial?

hawaiian pizza is really good

lol I can't front back when I ate meat I would straight up fight any motherfucker who hated on a hawaiian pizza

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

did 5 years for involuntary on a guy who seized up after he received my defense-of-hawaiian-pizza haymaker

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

ppl are so weird about it

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

I brought a pineapple to Reno just to save on carbon emissions

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

reminds me, I should poll if sweet + savory is an acceptable taste combo

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

haha, i try to stay on the sidelines of food polls, not that im successful, but i dont think i could deal with people who cant do sweet and savory togeth

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

meat+fruit is such a classic combo

max, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

that is the g.d. truth. been v into meat + plums experiments as of late. mmmm boy

arby's, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

sausage and peaches

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

I don't eat meat but sweet + savory is godlike! although I will fess up, in my meat days I was a "please don't put the sausage/bacon on the same plate with the pancakes" dude and I cannot get down with the idea of letting maple syrup infect the sausage/bacon though now it is a moot point

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

think you just threw down some gauntlets there - that is going to come back to haunt you when you are running for state office in 20 years, nobody is gonna elect somebody who was squeamish at the idea of a maple syrup crossover into the sausage/bacon compartment

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

god aero just when i think we have some common ground

max, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

I think we actually did this one once max! when I ate meat I really liked sausage and bacon a LOT. putting maple syrup on them for me would have been like dipping good sushi in tabasco.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah pork + maple = totally acceptable and not at all a crisis, what is your prob

you don't like put the syrup *on* the sausage, it just sorta oozes over and mixes in a little bit

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

aero do you not eat any BBQ sauce on any of your vegetarian foods?

average internet commentator (remy bean), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

ppl wanna hate on my now and laters and then let syrup get on their sausage

savages, savages all

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

aero do you not eat any BBQ sauce on any of your vegetarian foods?

lol nice try, I do eastern NC style (vinegar, not tomato-based) BBQ

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

this about you being from california, isnt it. you just dont understand maple syrup. its okay!

max, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

I had maple bacon ice cream once, even. That actually wasn't that good. I don't think there's ultimately a way to incorporate bits of bacon into a dessert without it just seeming forced.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

maple walnut is maybe top 5 of all time

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

man in re: ashtrays upthread, if 100% of your ashtrays aren't stolen or thrift-stored u r 100% chump imo

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

otm

virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

this about you being from california, isnt it. you just dont understand maple syrup. its okay!

actually I think it probably is Cali-based. I dig maple syrup but I don't have ~feelings~ for it like I do for, you know, mole poblano....which is a sweet/savory sauce smh

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think I detect a bit of thread drift here.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

^^^
quality artisinal thread policing

the wheelie king (wk), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

More like disorientation, such as when emerging from the bathroom and finding the decor has been changed on you.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

o damn we are talking about maple syrup from heritage ranked trees collected by purebred nuns on steamed-birch sleds with hand-hammered spigots and spider-silk sap-pipes

average internet commentator (remy bean), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

...plus Happy Hour is over, the menu has changed, the lighting is different, and all the waitstaff has donned bowties.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

hand-crafted bow-ties made from the virgin pubes of indigenous African pubescents

average internet commentator (remy bean), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

I see. Well then, carry on.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

here I will dedrift

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

man iatee I've been avoiding this thread specifically so as not to beef with you but like...in the 1600s, one could not really have foreseen the impact of widespread literacy. but it's really a great thing that literacy took hold; little of what we hold dear would be possible if literacy hadn't caught on.

it's appropriate you bring up the 1600s cause ultimately this has roots in this weirdo historical rural-fetishism - the local farmer w/ a small plot of land is some noble creature from another age and we need to support him. etc. etc.

but the effect of, you'll forgive me, thinking differently about things - even if the vehicle that gets people toward different thinking is ineffective/a panacea/less-than-ideal - is longer term than I think you have in mind, and of considerable value viewed through that lens.

right but I don't actually see very many people ~thinking differently~ about the big picture 'how our society works' macro-level efficiencies, instead they're bogged down by this or that micro-level thing - "what was the path of one particular object I bought."

shopping local now may not change things on any appreciable scale over the next one hundred or two hundred years, and no-one questions that other measures are needed to correct/offset/change the effects of human behavior on the environment/earth/humans-at-large.

right and I'm more concerned about...the next 20 years

again:

a. most of the greenhouse gas emissions come from production stages, and small scale farms are just as likely to have *worse* emissions during these stages because they don't have a lot of the efficiencies that a large scale operation has. 10 farmers have to buy 10 trucks vs. 1 farmer w/ a really, really big truck. (etc.)

b. emissions from you doing your shopping w/ a car are generally gonna exceed the emissions from the distribution chain. it seems counterintuitive that the 'last mile' that you drove to the store is worse than the 500 miles your coffee traveled to get here, but the coffee traveled w/ many other things as part of a v. efficient network.

c. I don't think buying local is a 'bad thing' it's just not a great thing to spend that much time talking about / rewarding yourself for. for certain things buying local will make economic sense in its own time. I don't buy the zs argument that we need to start early - if small farms are the answer, they have (in the big picture) very small start-up costs and don't require much resources to be allocated towards them. whereas adapting our urban landscape to the 21st century would prob require, idk, the entire gdp at this point. so yeah, it's a better thing to get people talking about.

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

very many resources to be*

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

if you can't eat dessert of your dinner plate by now, you should just give up

elan, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

off*

elan, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

local food still a bit of a drift from the original thread topic tbh but that's ok

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

I've had awesome candied bacon ice cream.

So on the pineapple tip: realized I never had non-canned pineapple until I was probably a teen. Canned pineapple is a pretty responsible use of excess in-season pineapple, right?

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

right but I don't actually see very many people ~thinking differently~ about the big picture 'how our society works' macro-level efficiencies, instead they're bogged down by this or that micro-level thing - "what was the path of one particular object I bought."

this is p disingenuous imo--"the path of this one particular object i bought" is *precisely a version of the macro story*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

by micro I meant w/r/t the "one particular object" - looking at individual acts of consumption instead of bigger less-visible processes

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

but an understanding of the material systemically-produced nature of those acts of consumption is the grounding of the holographic understanding of the bigger processes! asking "how did i get this fruit" is an activation of consciousness, the first step on the road to understanding its role the complex system that got you the fruit, and the plastic bag you carried it home in, and the car you drove to get it, and the underpaid worker who picked it, and the chemicals sprayed on it by the company that grew it, and the subsidies the company gets, and the lobbyists they employ to make sure they get the subsidies, and the investment firms that act as intermediaries for the multinationals, and the people who no longer grow pineapples because they were crowded out by the multinationals, and the whole fucking fruit basket of bullshit!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

Wow thinking about a time when oranges were available only once a year provides much sustainable, clean-burning fuel for my juice-rage (Juice is stupid! Nobody has any business drinking the squeezins of half a dozen oranges at one meal!)

Kerm, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

i agree with you but six oranges make enough juice for like three people

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

You should read up on how "not from concentrate" is actually a horrible scam and orange juice from concentrate is actually a less adulterated, better product in most cases. It was enlightening for me. Storing orange juice concentrate is also an excellent use of excess oranges, and more space efficient than the fruit.

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

That's kind of the main pitfall of the search for more "authentic" products or ones of a higher quality: half the time it's marketing and you end up worse off due to ignorance of the process.

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

look, I'm cool w/ increasing overall consumer consciousness, I just think "local = always better" is encouraging a naive and simplistic take on a subject that requires a lot of nuance. if that entry-level consumer consciousness seemed like it led to more nuanced views that'd be one thing, but even people who spend a lot of time on this can't seem to concede that *sometimes a bigger farm is better for the world* and that *not every food mile was created equally*.

there's also a weird protectionist aspect to this whole thing + everything that comes w/ that

xp to hoos

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

Xp probably the moral of the thread.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

I just think "local = always better" is encouraging a naive and simplistic take

I'm not sure anyone here has advocated that local= always better, so perhaps you've been shadow boxing. If so, you wouldn't be the first person to respond to what they expected to hear rather than what was said. Lord knows I've done it before myself and I've seen it in operation hundreds, no, thousands of times.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:13117

^ craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure where privilege works into that list.

Aimless, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm responding to them responding to me saying "local is not always better"

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure where privilege works into that list.

― Aimless, Wednesday, November 16, 2011 7:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

the disposable income (& leisure time) to purchase (the material to build) a 3-D printer?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

those printers are getting increasingly affordable and easier to build! it's a matter of it being a hobbyist thing with few commercial parties involved at this point

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

I invented a 3d printer once, I called it a 'plant seed'

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Did it grow into a prosthetic hand?

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

can you print food with a 3-d printer

markers, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

most of the food you eat...probably

iatee, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

*buys a 3-d printer*

markers, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

Did it grow into a prosthetic hand?

no I got a model of Capitol hill built out of purple and yellow Legos; was pretty bummed

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

those printers are getting increasingly affordable and easier to build! it's a matter of it being a hobbyist thing with few commercial parties involved at this point

― mh, Wednesday, November 16, 2011 7:12 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm just sayin

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

That's what always kills me about people who are like "my mac can't be opened up and the hardware tinkered with blah blah." We have so many hobbyist and experimental fields that are available now that still have low barriers to entry, and the things you can do easily have grown exponentially.

We also end up with the issue that sometimes the market catches up faster than you can get your project off the ground. My college roommate was tinkering for a couple years with making his own LCD projector. At the time, ones with decent quality were pretty expensive and you could build one with an array of high intensity LEDs and the panel from a LCD monitor and, say, the lens from an old overhead projector.

Now you can buy a used (or even new) LCD projector for less than you'd spend in materials cost.

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

this thread isn't long enough!

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/11/21/111121fa_fact_kramer

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

today's headline: rich people discover that some wild plants MAY be edible.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

rich people fail to realize that the greenhouse gasses saved by their "foraging" is offset by the fact that they fart a lot

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

People go morel mushroom hunting around here. They're tricky to find. I've also had wild strawberries, raspberries, handful of other things.

Stay away from the wild ditchweed, though

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

its all about the fiddleheads in my neck of the woods.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

again i go back to the current unconscious desire to learn survival skills before doomsday comes.

did you know that there is FOOD in the ground, says famous norwegian chef!? it's true! i even cook it in my famous norwegian restaurant!! no way!!

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

fiddleheads are SO GOOD

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJMIu18I8Y

buzza, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I could even claim to have foraged as an adult, if you count a mild interest in plucking berries from the caper bushes that cling to the walls of an old hill town near the farmhouse in Umbria where my husband and I go, in the summertime, to write.

tried to get through this article but i think my eyes are stuck from rolling so hard

chilli, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

what is an Umbria

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

"Yeah, we love foraging too, it's rad!" - billions of people since the beginning of time

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/21/p465/111121_r21551_p465.jpg

the picture is so lol - it's like he's locked in a mortal struggle to bag that herb

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

bag that herb

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

man -vs- mild

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

"how to sleep with nerdy rap fans" xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

even wearing his hand-crafted herb-picking boots. $599.99.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

those boots are hand-welted by master craftsmen. they will last a lifetime and more. they will last so long, he will be able to pass them on to his grandchildren, who will pass them onto their grandchildren.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

first off i'm sure legendary wakeboarder steve shasta could elaborate much better on this than i could, but there's been a pretty long trend in recent mens fashion that reveres bygone and traditional practices of textile & garment production that plays right into this discussion, and i think denim is probably the most prevalent example of this. leather goods, too. but further, durability seems to be valued above just about anything else, not just because of 'quality' but because instead of falling apart, a durable object changes with age and use -- it becomes worn, gains 'character', it molds to your body, its somehow shares a narrative shared with its owner, and it becomes more unique the older it gets, more 'authentic.' i kinda find this interesting, and i definitely find that i share some of these values and aesthetics, but i think it's weird in a way, a way of incorporating the consumer himself into the making of an 'authentic' product.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

i share that aesthetic because i'm cheap.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

every dollar i spend on clothes is a dollar i'm not spending on records.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

objects that get a patina are a thing, sure

I was joking with a friend this morning that I was going to start selling 1/4" thick denim that is EXTRA RUGGED and made on ORIGINAL REAL LOOMS and become a millionaire.

Part of this is just people finding long-standing brands who have reputations for quality and latching on to them, which I have no problem with, even if it's kind of obviously a trend and meant as one-upmanship. It's kind of entertaining when it turns into a respected brand creating a spinoff or licensed line to take advantage of the upswing in interest.

For example, the past trend of American workwear brands (Carhartt, Spiewak) being licensed to European companies that then create completely unaffiliated goods but license the brand

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

i only buy used clothing. and that's rarely. i keep wearing something until its falling off of me. i had to buy shoes recently and it bummed me out. my last pair lasted only 4 years. i went to a flood sale in brattleboro and bought three pairs of shoes and hopefully they will last me at least 12 years. but the winters and rains have been rough, so, we'll see.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

there are entire threads on superfuture and styleforum devoted to documenting the aging process of denim & leather goods which are pretty interesting to read -- not just to see how the objects change over time but also because it's almost competitive, you see these dudes expressing admiration & jealousy at how awesome that pair of beat up red-wings are, there's totally a fetish for authenticity going on

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

carhartt is the way to go. good brand. i only own one pair of shorts and they are carhartts and i've had them for ten years.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

my carhartt coat is older than that. i went and bought books from someone last year whose uncle and aunt had gone into a nursing home and they GAVE us the most amazing collection of winter hunting gear. coats, pants, gloves, sweaters. i'll never have to buy another winter coat as long as i live. and this stuff was old too. but in amazing condition.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.itsworn.com

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

elmo otm - those threads are so weird

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

there's this image burned into my brayne of a guy who bought mannequin legs to put his jeans on when he wasn't wearing them, to preserve the 'form' of the jean that might get destroyed by folding them flat

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

real carhartt shit is amazing. I had two jackets in high school, and I think I either outgrew them or my dad still has them somewhere. the insulated coveralls are awesome if you're somewhere rural and are out plowing snow or even walking the dog in a couple feet of snow

On the flip side, there's the superfuture dudes as you said. I have a friend who is on the "not washing raw denim for seven months, constant wear" thing and his girlfriend is just going nuts because he's wearing his never-washed pants everywhere and sitting on the bed and such. I understand the commitment, but it seems so artificial

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

a number of the pictures of boots on that site elmo just linked look like they walked around the block a few times and still have the original polish!

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't washed my jeans in a long time but it's cause they don't really smell (yet)

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

the real test is to ask your girlfriend or mother what they think

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Carhartt shirts are cut weird, even for 'American-sized' work clothes. Giant balloony sleeves and super-long bodies.

I wear raw denim for the most part, but that's largely because I like the materials and cuts better than what I can find at the Gap or Levi's, and the specific pair I'm wearing (as mentioned earlier) are made by one guy in the East Bay. I wash them monthly.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

I don't like to wash my jeans because they feel so stiff afterwards and they shrink and it takes time to break 'em in again

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

on the flip side, you could buy slightly larger jeans and then complain about how by the end of the second day without washing they're starting to get a little too loose and you need a belt?

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, right behind the house i live in, there is a dilapidated garage full of garbage -- the neighbors who own the property have been using it to store all sorts of trash, and also to deal drugs out of, and also to raise fighting roosters in. it's kind of a long story.

so recently the owner of the garage hired this random guy we'd never seen before, pretty sure he was being paid in hard drugs, and among other jobs he was supposed to paper & tar the roof of the garage all by himself. the cops forced him to stop because the neighbors didn't have a construction permit.

anyway, my point is, right now there is an abandoned carhartt work jacket drenched in roofing tar that is hanging off a ladder the tweaker dude made out of scrap wood, just there for the taking. i should totally grab it for myself because SUPER AUTHENTIC CRACKHEAD REALNESS, right?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but washing jeans every two-three days is a waste! xp

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

there are entire threads on superfuture and styleforum devoted to documenting the aging process of denim & leather goods which are pretty interesting to read -- not just to see how the objects change over time but also because it's almost competitive, you see these dudes expressing admiration & jealousy at how awesome that pair of beat up red-wings are, there's totally a fetish for authenticity going on

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, November 16, 2011 5:02 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha these threads are great cause its like 60% marketing execs and lawyers and other office workers trying to figure out how to best "age" their workwear, while not actually doing anything that could, like, age it

max, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think you'd need to somehow dress up the description and sell it in a vintage store or auction? I think there has to be a middleman between our authentic workwear-loving strawman and actual crackheads

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

on the flip-flipside of this, there's the "aged" aesthetic that brands like american eagle or the abercrombies of the world have been perpetuating that just means "shitty clothing sanded to look faux-worn that later falls apart"

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol pre-worn jeans look so awful

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

on the flip-flipside of this, there's the "aged" aesthetic that brands like american eagle or the abercrombies of the world have been perpetuating that just means "shitty clothing sanded to look faux-worn that later falls apart"

― mh, Wednesday, November 16, 2011 10:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

when i was 12 i wrote a v angry poem about this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

my favorite is when the crease on the back of the leg where the knee that's supposed to be the original color of the jeans actually falls on the wearer's calf or ankle because the wearer is significantly shorter than the model they based the wear pattern off of

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

i still have my 80's-vintage denim jackets from high school. like, 4 or 5 of them. gonna pass them down to my grandchildren's grandchildren.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

there was this video tutorial i saw a while back that was about "how to age your new raw denim!" and demonstrated using sandpaper and bleach and wax and shit. kinda lol, especially the wax part. i made candles for a year when i first graduated college (lol artisan) and i can tell you, having your jeans saturated with wax is totally nagl and directly leads to horrible swampiness

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

maria makes fun of me for keeping them all. they're in good shape. all levis.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

uh... by "sandpaper and bleach and wax and shit" i do not mean they advocated using actual shit, tho.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure somebody on sufu has tried that

the wheelie king (wk), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

also waxed denim is a thing. you can buy jeans with a wax coating. they kind of look like leather then

the wheelie king (wk), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

my favorite is when the crease on the back of the leg where the knee that's supposed to be the original color of the jeans actually falls on the wearer's calf or ankle because the wearer is significantly shorter than the model they based the wear pattern off of

:(

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

probably not the thread, but what do you think of waxed denim, elmo?

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

shit, wk beat me to it

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

I keep remembering how when I was younger I had a (black!) denim jacket to which my mom had sewn all the patches I had acquired at America's National Parks on our Big Trip Out West, and I keep wanting to find the jacket and buy a new denim jacket to reattach those patches to.

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, my whole family had denim jackets when I was a kid. I think they were pretty light in color, hopefully not acid washy

I kind of want one now, but... a cool one. Which will probably look about as awesome in years

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

i did not even know waxed denim was a thing!

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's been kind of a side thing on designer labels, but the fringe is starting to maybe pick up self-waxing? idk

I bought some brown jeans that were whatever that downmarket varvatos label is on huge discount and they were 'waxed denim'

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

requisite superfuture link: http://supertalk.superfuture.com/index.php?showtopic=14662

mh, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

noooo they're gonna invade us now

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

i did not even know waxed denim was a thing!

http://www.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/8978NWolive_lg.jpg

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

tbh waxed denim makes sense to me for coats & other outerwear, not sure about how i feel about it being right next to the skin -- also there's probably a difference between commercially treated fabric used to make stuff vs applying beeswax to yr own jeans

xp haha yeah i knew barbour was gonna come up, like i said -- makes sense for outerwear!

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Waxed outerwear is still not as good as goretex and whatnot - it gets awfully steamy on the inside of that stuff.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

i got a barbour coat from those people i was talking about. i dig it. smelly though. maria and i have matching smelly oily coats.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

I guess what interests me on the commercial side of this is how these denim & leather goods are designed and marketed with special attention to how they age and how that relates to perceived quality / craftsmanship / authenticity

like how, for example, you could see how well a garment retains its color could arguably be an indicator of quality -- it stays "like new" longer -- but in some cases how color fading is preferred because, idk -- because it recalls less industrialized modes of production?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

would steal:

http://www.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/4X18F1FH_lg.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

always been a sucker for old-tyme rich people clothes. i can't deny it. that i buy cheap in thrift stores. man, marthas vineyard was a goldmine. got my nantucket reds, yellows, and greens there. 3 bucks apiece.

scott seward, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

I had to google that but I'm still going to pretend that you were talking about pills

the wheelie king (wk), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

nantucket reds are another good example on the other end of the class spectrum, because they are supposed to fade too -- also "bleeding madras".

nostalgia for "how things used to be made" etc

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

max is onto something when he mentions that it's also nostalgia for a time when people did manual labor

dayo, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

i guess it's unfortunate that my first exposures to Carhartt as a brand was when all the dipshit neighborhood teenagers would show up for summer/temp jobs with our construction company in head-to-toe brand new Carhartt and then squeal like babies and shy away the moment real, actual work was expected of them.. meanwhile me and the hispanics are wearing the shit out of cheap pre-distressed Arizona crap. Then i bought a pair of Carhartt boots and the soles split after a year.

But then again all my bros in Oregon wear that shit religiously.. like this pic i took last Feb in the mojave with them:
http://i44.tinypic.com/15oh2bt.jpg

pretty sure every stitch of clothing in that photo is carhartt.. well patinaed.

Of course, there's a huge, huge difference in wearing the hell out of work clothes/boots out west where it's dry as hell and here in the sweaty, sweaty south.

Kerm, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Carhartt shirts are cut weird, even for 'American-sized' work clothes. Giant balloony sleeves and super-long bodies.

Hmm, I should check those out. I'm proportioned like a 5'10" dwarf, I guess -- long torso and short legs.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Thursday, 17 November 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

maria is 5' 3" and i'm 6' and we wear the same size pants. which is weird.

scott seward, Thursday, 17 November 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Haha I'm the same height as Maria and I dated someone once who was at least 6' tall but woke up one morning and pulled my skinny jeans on by accident, and they fit. So it's not that hard to believe.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, 17 November 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

it's less smh if you pretend like it's just poorly translated japanese

iatee, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

trying to figure out which arrow on the flowchart is "I buy a shirt"

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

apparently "enlightenment and solving social problems" is part of the flowchart, they are promising a hell of a lot of karma for buying this shirt

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

tbh i'm not sure that uniqlo thing quite fits into the scope of the thread -- it's certainly not abt craftsmanship or quality afaict. but definitely part of a trend, consumer goods companies with charitable missions, q.v. toms, warby parker, etc

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 November 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

I think my hatred of those toms shoes is wearing off.

mh, Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

good karma for sale! git yer red hot good karma right hyere! step right up! it won't last long at this price!

Aimless, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

denim has always owned fuiud

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

what does aerosmith think about wearing denim jackets with denim pants

mh, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Canadian tuxedo

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

I think my hatred of those toms shoes is wearing off.

― mh, Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Nnnnoooooo stay strong, comrade!!!

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

what does aerosmith think about wearing denim jackets with denim pants

Tennessee tuxedo iirc

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

also Texas Tuxedo

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Tulsa tuxedo?

Aimless, Friday, 18 November 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

The owner of SelfEdge in his denim wedding suit:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ayn/1451831750/in/photostream/

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 18 November 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

I absolutely love the deflated, arms held at side posture that all sufu/styleforum people pose in

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

He actually wore it for the next 14 months until the right wear patterns set in

mh, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

ha

Kerm, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

too bad it doesn't fit him properly. I hope he soaked that shit in the bathtub before the wedding

the wheelie king (wk), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

btw i have been wondering this for a while but can someone explain what the big deal about selvage denim? doesn't all loomed woven fabric technically have a selvage? i understand that the selvage is generally more durable than a cut edge, it won't unravel, ok sure. i am not trying to be dumb about this, i just have never really seen an explanation that i found reasonable satisfying.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

idgi either but as far as I can tell it just signifies authenticity since that's the way it was traditionally done. and you have to roll up your cuffs to show it off.

the wheelie king (wk), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

right! and, well, using the selvage as part of the pattern lines means that you need to use more yardage than you would if you laid the pattern out by area & grain alone, yes? i realize i'm making an assumption here about the weaving & manufacturing processes but it seems like the value of selvage partly has to do with only using the *best* part of the denim -- i don't know if that also implies more waste or what, but definitely lends itself to higher materials cost.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

it's kind of like how chinese scholars would grow their fingernails long to show they didn't have to do manual labor

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

It started out as a heritage thing in Japanese denim, and since that denim was made to a higher standard than industrial denim it became a signifier of quality. Then it blew up and you could get selvage at Old Navy (etc.) which was no better than non-selvage.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

oh and i just want to say, too -- that selvage denim suit looks so so awful

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

heh, his whole outfit is unbelievable

max, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

the yo-yo! the wedding yo-yo

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

It's so embarrassingly bad-looking that I get squeamish just looking at the pic.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Who would marry someone wearing that?? How did his bride/partner-to-be not march him right out the door and to the nearest department store?!

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

my inner jewish mom is worrying about him staining that wonderful white dress shirt with that denim

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

…aren't you a chinese dude dayo?

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1411/1450976673_58d729c992_z.jpg

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

because he is the dude who owns this site, i guess? http://www.selfedge.com

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

yes silby

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Self Edge carries the world's finest denim and leather accessories, all with a distinct aesthetic and details that are second to none. Selvedge lines made of metallic red silk, rivets made from sterling silver, poisonous python skin tags from Okinawa—we've gone to great lengths to find these unique items and make them available to you. We don't see a pair of jeans as just a pair of jeans. We see them as part of your life—something that ages with you and, like you, only becomes better with time.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

poisonous python skin tags from Okinawa

*shudders*

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

all this time I thought dayo was an old jewish woman

iatee, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

pythons are not poisonous

Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

what about their skin tags?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

note: the flower is made of red levis tags!

http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com/2009/10/17/history-of-denim-through-the-ages-western-wear-goes-hollywood/

the wheelie king (wk), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

hotel-men!

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

3:49 am, January 3, 1952: a belligerently drunk Bing Crosby demands a room at a motel in Flagstaff under the authority of his denim tuxedo

ooh i love my loaf n jug! (silby), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

the wedding yo-yo is kind of awesome and 10x better than anything I've gotten at a wedding

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

do you think crosby washed his denim suit? if so, what was his technique?

the wheelie king (wk), Friday, 18 November 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

guys you know who the modern granddaddy of all this stuff is

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

i posted a picture of that dude on this thread on november 6th. get with the times, man.

scott seward, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

jesus, i've been on this thread too long...

scott seward, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

eh, whatever.

scott seward, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

woops sorry scott!

I remember reading those slim little j peterman catalogues out loud to my family as if they were joke books. they were just unreal.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 November 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.vintageshoecompany.com/

Are there other companies in existence for years that are jumping on this trend?

My So-Called Squelchy Life (doo dah), Saturday, 19 November 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

oh, and http://www.manufactum.de/home.html (since 1988)

My So-Called Squelchy Life (doo dah), Saturday, 19 November 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

The stuff on that vintageshoeco site is pretty nice actually!

Shoes are one thing where I really do think it makes sense to pay for quality, since they take such a beating on a daily basis, especially if you're in a city and you walk a lot. Particularly if you also have to keep the shoes nice looking for work.

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Saturday, 19 November 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

choice quote I cam across on http://threadbared.blogspot.com:

The problem of patina, which McCracken has recently proposed as a general term to deal with that property of goods in which their age becomes a key index of their high status, disguises a deeper dilemma, the dilemma of distinguishing wear from tear. That is, while is many cases, wear is a sign of the right sort of duration in the social life of things, sheer disrepair or decrepitude is not....

Objects with patina are perpetual reminders of the passage of time as a double-edged sword, which credentials the "right" people, just as it threatens the way they lived. Whenever aristocratic lifestyles are threatened, patina acquires a double meaning, indexing both the special status of its owner and the owner's special relationship to a way of life that is no longer available. The latter is what makes patina a truly scarce resource, for it always indicates the fact that a way of living is now gone forever. Yet, this very fact is a guarantee against the newly arrived, for they can acquire objects with patina, but never the subtly embodied anguish of those who can legitimately bemoan the loss of a way of life. Naturally, good imposters may seek to mimic this nostalgic posture as well. but here both performances and reviews are a more tightly regulated affair. It is harder to pretend to have lost something than it is to actually do so, or to claim to have found it. Here material wear cannot disguise social rupture.

-- Arjun Appadurai, 1993, "Consumption, Duration, and History," in Streams of Cultural Capital, D. Palumbo-Liu and H. U. Gumbrecht (eds.), Stanford: Stanford University Press.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

compare street etiquette dudes selling vintage pieces on parkandbond.com, where we find the following caveat in every product description:

Please note that any distressing is a desirable aspect of this one-of-a-kind vintage piece

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

well, if i ever need to date again i've got my angle sorted.

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

you guys... this... i don't even know how to address this. wtf, horsehair toothbrush:

http://image.365things.jp/img/590/96.jpg

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

we all switched to those last year, elmo

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/E6WIf.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

"timeless design"

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

idk, part of the appeal of nylon toothbrush bristles is that they are, you know, perceived as "hygenic" and "sterile" and they do not come from the vicinity of a horse butt!?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

horsehair toothbrush looks great! i bought a natural-bristle toothbrush once (less nice-looking), but found that it left hairs in my mouth and fell apart quickly.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, funny thing abt the artisinal/uniqueness/craftsmanship/patina movement is how happy it often seems to discard actual utility.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

feature not bug

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not even sure what "timeless" means anymore.

what is time?

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

"timeless" = anachronistic

Aimless, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

i don't even think it's that simple!

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

it is "timeless" in a way that is very specific to it's own time

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

why does a toothbrush even need to be timeless??

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

i demand answers.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

it is "timeless" in a way that is very specific to it's own time

SO TRUE. It is that moment's collective idea of what aesthetics of theirs will be "enduring". Is it just me or does that always result in phenomenally boring subjects being chosen?

one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

It is truly timeless. A horsehair toothbrush in 2012 will look the same as a horsehair toothbrush did in 1900, 1800, or 1700. Or how it will look in 2200. Can you say this for a nylon toothbrush? No!

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

are horsehair sonicare refills avail

the fading ghost of schadenfreude whiplash (Hunt3r), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

SO TRUE. It is that moment's collective idea of what aesthetics of theirs will be "enduring". Is it just me or does that always result in phenomenally boring subjects being chosen?

― one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:50 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, OTM. one of the things that makes the midcentury stuff (that i guess we're now sneering at?) so wonderful to me is that it is so clearly and completely of its time. it bears no trace of false "timelessness" or quality-enhancing patina. it concentrates almost exclusively on its present moment (now vanished, of course), on the culture and materials of its day. but it's not cheap or thoughtless. it's imaginative, functional and often very well made. this gives it a clear identity that conjured "patina" cannot duplicate. the more we consciously try to reproduce qualities like authenticity or history, the more they recede.

this is why restoration hardware has always struck me as a cargo cult, a beeseching mock-up of a thing that was once thought to be valuable. like, if we can only get the age-wear details right, then the gods will return and our lives will be blessed with specificity, history and authenticity. fucking gross, imo. an ipod's a much more admirable and interesting piece of design than a throwback toothbrush.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I would say off-the-cuff-ly that mid-cent to 70s was probably the last time that design for living stuff was ever forward-looking. We haven't as fervently thought that the future would save us from ourselves since then, which has led to another 40 years of backward-looking faux-nostalgic design.

So...now we're nostalgic for the last design wasn't about nostalgia? I can't track where this is going anymore.

one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

I think that depends on your definition of forward-looking. I think it's more that we've entered the pomo phase of things and there's not really 'one future' to look forward to and nobody thinks sleak design or whatever really represents 'an object in the future'. outside of tech. where it does more than ever.

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

So...now we're nostalgic for the last design wasn't about nostalgia? I can't track where this is going anymore.

yeah, absolutely. i'm guilty of it, but hopefully in a way that also allows me to be forward thinking. that's why i opposed ipods and horsehair toothbrushes in that last post. there's a lot of great, non-fussy contemporary design that isn't nostalgic (muji, for instance). and there's nothing wrong with liking old stuff, too.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think there's a lot of contemporary stuff, in multiple levels, that's not necessarily nostalgic but has some knowledge of the past.

You can check one of the one zillion websites comparing the look of Apple products to Dieter Rams' design and a lot of furniture and office design is coming full circle and mimicking the open designs of the past instead of cubeville.

Brands like Muji and IKEA seem to make a number of products that throw out historical assumptions -- I think I saw more lights that were in form factors to intelligently accommodate LEDs than I've seen anywhere else. Meanwhile, most stores still sell traditional lamp shapes that take CFL or LED bulbs that have been retrofitted to fit in traditional sockets.

I think the most misinterpreted ideas are that minimalism will make things inherently good and that excellent materials make for good products.

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's more that we've entered the pomo phase of things and there's not really 'one future' to look forward to and nobody thinks sleak design or whatever really represents 'an object in the future'. outside of tech. where it does more than ever.

this is true. we're no longer as imaginatively future-oriented as we were in the early-to-mid 20th, and we're certainly more postmodern, reflective, fragmentary in how we construct past/present/future. but there's a lot of matter of fact future-in-presentness in contemporary design: type, ikea furniture, architecture, etc. we're no longer imagining what the next step is gonna look like and trying to conjure some of that gee-whiz in the present, but we are designing sensibly with an eye on the future impact of our decisions.

many of us still want our products, environments and lives to look as though they're contemporary, engaged with the moment and forward-thinking in some sense or other. even if we accessorize that present with horsehair bristles. a lot of that kind of stuff evokes "sustainability", after all, at least as much as the past. and sustainability is inherently future-focused.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

sustainability is inherently future-focused

On the surface this is completely correct, but there's something here that I can't put my finger on that people tend to get wrong

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

I think there's a lot of contemporary stuff, in multiple levels, that's not necessarily nostalgic but has some knowledge of the past.

being aware of history and pining for an imagined past are two very different things, though. i mean, the case of the original ipods definitely evoked a displaced nostalgia for the future imagined in 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the functional design of ipods was nonetheless quite forward thinking. kind of a best of both worlds approach, imo.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

you can totally exercise with it AND its a chair! how is that not forward-thinking?

http://www.dailyspark.com/blog_photos/452663656.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

'buying stuff doesn't help the world, no matter what you buy' is what people tend to get wrong xp

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

Yup, I meant that there are a lot of contemporary things that fit in the timeline but are not nostalgic. We're saying the same stuff. xxp

the thing is, you're going to end up buying stuff regardless, and some things you buy are better than others. additionally, buying some things now reduces or alters your later consumption

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

'you're gonna end up buying stuff regardless' isn't always true, mostly just a question of how much we 'need' to live / be happy / etc. sorta taking this off subject but I think that's the inherent contradiction in a lot of the sustainability-chic stuff

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

'what object can I buy to save the world'

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

horsehair toothbrushes would make those toothbrush up the ass urban myths more believable

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://vitanetonline.com/images/products/624.jpg

i use a heritage toothbrush, classic german design

What you may not know is that Fuchs is one of the original manufacturers of the ripple v bristle toothbrush always at the forefront of dental care technology. Fuchs has marketed this type of brush head worldwide for more than 40 years. Although billed as a new dental care discovery, ripple v bristles have been a successful part of the Fuchs line since the 1950s! They are still the best-selling bristle shape in the Fuchs product line.

it's made with boar bristles

Natural Bristle brushes actually come from a special breed of boar raised solely for its bristles. The bristles are carefully harvested using a process similar to the methods employed in shearing sheep. The boar are extremely well cared-for; their bristles are harvested repeatedly during their long lifetimes.

The bristles have different degrees of stiffness, depending upon from which part of the body they originate. This is why natural bristles can be supplied in soft, medium and hard variations. Although most bristles are a light beige color, occasionally some black bristles, noted for their stiffer texture, are used in natural bristle toothbrushes. Natural bristle brushes are generally considered to run one level softer than the comparable toothbrush in nylon. Thus, a soft natural brush is equivalent to an extra soft nylon one, a hard natural brush is equivalent to a medium nylon brush and so on. Natural bristle brushes are especially useful for people who require soft-bristled brushes to avoid damaging tooth enamel or sensitive gums.

i have those jeans with the poisonous python patch btw, they're okay

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

like, should I keep using my water heater (bad example, since few think of this as a prestige item like the thread concentrates on) from the 1970s, or should I relegate it to the landfill and get a new efficient one that reduces my power bill and total water usage?

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

live w/o a water heater

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

'you're gonna end up buying stuff regardless' isn't always true

man you gotta be a millionaire, what with never spending any money

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

how's that breatharianism going?

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

mh you have to ask yourself if the net energy savings outweigh the total energy cost of building a new water heater from scratch and trucking the old one to the landfill

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not saying we should all be breatharians! you just mentioned the inherent contradiction in sustainability

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

i use a heritage toothbrush, classic german design

this is the toothbrush i was describing earlier. i bought a fuchs about 5 years back. it was horrible. after a few weeks, it was leaving boar bristles in my teeth. never again.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

how does the hole bored in the handle of the horsehair toothbrush contribute to the timelessness of its design, i ask you

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

we're sidetracking here, though.

can I use this thread to complain about restoration hardware some more? fuck that whole dynamic

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

the hole is for hanging up your toothbrush, duh

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

sorta taking this off subject but I think that's the inherent contradiction in a lot of the sustainability-chic stuff

well, sustainability is a very admirable goal, both in design and in life management. "sustainability chic" is more dubious, of course, but i'll take that over "profligate waste chic" any day.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not really having problems like you describe with my boar bristle brush, though they definitely do need to be replaced more often than the nylon ones. fuchs makes nylon ones too, i buy either one depending on what's sitting on the shelf.

maybe you need to upgrade your toothpaste?

http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/public/3cK4A3pIuCjUpInjTmdlDu__5jYrhsULoCWQhF9LvQEGmRBiwPKjQ5rig6zSHX-ZOTUb7migTH0oA4hq3elF_iJDxQ1I_AfHjTgCkZX8u0sZORwjf2WXFdyHZ1EPNTfUrfT4o7S-BPo_i7A_sVFnGH7xEJmkQW7ikoKSbNMn98TxOs65krty0Lp0kNkZncRSSV7N1jct7AlMr9RhZiILMgurF-6ZMkqn8WayiJv17ReyXGUulkUSeO-XJSBpDnuRqF6T9MCiYNlpVQ9JxsS7d2uCvORU4642kEiV8oCWahO45Mcob1wmzjIOETs

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is totally TLDR if there's one thing symptomatic of late capitalism it's not $500 roy handmade jeans or $10 old navy slavemade jeans, it's people putting so much energy into critiquing each other's consumer choices

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

should read

totally tldr BUT if there's ...

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

there's nothing 'late capitalism' about that

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

who hangs a toothbrush that way? i have literally never seen a toothbrush hung by a hole in its handle. not ever. toothbrushes live in cups or else hang by the neck in things designed for that exact purpose.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

like, should I keep using my water heater (bad example, since few think of this as a prestige item like the thread concentrates on) from the 1970s, or should I relegate it to the landfill and get a new efficient one that reduces my power bill and total water usage?

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:03 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably wait until the present one craps out and then decide? unless, as the late great says, you've got good reason to think that replacing now will make a big difference. not buying shit unless you really have to is almost always a sensible move, especially if it means something else is going to the landfill.

like hybrid cars might be a great idea, but you're offsetting a lot of the potential good you might do if you keep buying a new one every four or five years.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you need to upgrade your toothpaste?

i have purchased weleda salt toothpaste. it was bracingly nasty and i very much enjoyed dreading it. i do not, however, feel the need ever to purchase it again.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

like hybrid cars might be a great idea, but you're offsetting a lot of the potential good you might do if you keep buying a new one every four or five years.

right, or if the other option is not driving

iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

if there's one thing symptomatic of late capitalism it's not $500 roy handmade jeans or $10 old navy slavemade jeans, it's people putting so much energy into critiquing each other's consumer choices

call me a late capitalist, but i think that people have probably been criticizing one another's consumer choices since the invention of consumer choices. people like to critique one another.

i'm cheered by the present focus on the moral implications of consumption, though.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

i really like the salt toothpaste! i think other toothpastes taste like nasty minty chemicals now. i like how the salt leaves my mouth feeling dry and clean, not like mouthwash.

i find it works best if you brush "dry" first and then rinse

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

It is anything like using plain baking soda? That's my favorite abrasive, teeth feel scarily cleaner afterward but I wonder, surely it's sanding off my enamel layer by layer?

one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

right, or if the other option is not driving

as an ardent nondriver, i concur

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

A truly timeless design for a toothbrush would be the absence of thing and a mouth full of rotting teeth.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah its similar

you know consumer choice is not something that's been around forever

the late great, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw i'm not trying to criticize anybody for their consumer choices here, i was genuinely surprised by the horse-hair toothbrush because i'd never seen one before, least of all being marketed as a sort of design object. i find the fact of its existence very compelling, maybe even telling... though about what i'm not completely sure.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

you know consumer choice is not something that's been around forever

well, yes and no. "consumer" as a construct is of fairly recent vintage, but choice goes back quite a ways. farther than competition between providers of services and goods, even.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

tbf the reason you have never seen a toothbrush hung up by the hole like that is that long ago toothbrushes underwent a change in design and the hole was removed, therefore no one put hooks or nails in bathrooms for them anymore! this particular toothbrush is a vintage/throwback thingy so it has the hole

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

some googling leads me to an anecdote stating that they stopped putting holes in them after toothbrush production switched to all plastic

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

ok!

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

in my distant youth it seems to me that toothbrushes were fairly plain in design: all plastic and with either a hole or a rubber toothpick thingy on the non-brushy end. in the 80s they started to get all cray elaborate and the holes & rubber toothpicks vanished. this may be more a product of my limited experience than the actual world of 70s toothbrushes tho.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I remember the hole/rubber toothpick thingy days. If I had to hazard a guess, the toothpick thing was probably brainstorming. "We're not putting a hole here anymore. What can we put there?"

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

Feel like this might belong here:

Over the next five months, Irene and its crew will carry organic beer from Devon to France, olive oil from Spain to Brazil and then – all being well – bring cocoa, coffee, Amazonian "superfoods" and rum from South America and the Caribbean back to the UK.

Admittedly, the ship's diesel engine will be fired up to allow it to chug in and out of harbours but, apart from that, it will use just the power of the trade winds to cross the Atlantic.

The hope is that, with this symbolic journey, Irene – a lovely wooden ketch built in Somerset in 1907 to transport bricks and tiles – will blaze a trail for wind-powered cargo ships.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/feb/13/new-dawn-traders-slow-cargo-sail

two lights crew (seandalai), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcergmL2Y1qa9ddao1_500.jpg

burn pinterest to the ground btw

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

yikes

max, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

it's a bracingly succinct expression of a certain mindset, i'll credit that much

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

interesting reading of bourdieu

max, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

I think pinterest is pretty good for people attempting to ~cultivate an aesthetic~ in a way that tumblr or whatever else isn't. Then again, I kind of only had experienced it in passing before going to see a guy I knew in high school speak about some site he'd come up with, which ended up being.. pinterest. whoops.

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that's unfair to pinterest but i saw that's where the image was sourced. idk, i think pinterest is ok for "developing an aesthetic" in the 'inspiration board'/'scrapbooking' sense but sometimes how it's used is problematic to me -- like, it just seems like a very public way to window shop and exhibit your taste as a consumer, where we all get to pretend to be our own fashion / lifestyle / decor mag editors.

though in a way i guess you could see that as somehow positive or democratizing, how our aesthetic preferences as consumers are increasingly transmitted 'laterally' instead of passed down from established tastemakers, but i'm not sure it works out that way in the end.

see also: svpply.com

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

how is it any better or worse than wearing clothes as a way of exhibiting your taste as a consumer?

iatee, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

trading and sharing and copying images of clothes is not the same as wearing those clothes, for a start. not necessarily 'better' or 'worse' but different

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

I mean it's less veiled and it seems vulgar cause it's breaking accepted rules about how you're supposed to exhibit your taste. but overall it's not doing anything new, it just lacks subtlety I guess. maybe there's some inherent value in that subtlety and value in the games we play being complicated, I've never been so sure.

iatee, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that's unfair to pinterest but i saw that's where the image was sourced. idk, i think pinterest is ok for "developing an aesthetic" in the 'inspiration board'/'scrapbooking' sense but sometimes how it's used is problematic to me -- like, it just seems like a very public way to window shop and exhibit your taste as a consumer, where we all get to pretend to be our own fashion / lifestyle / decor mag editors.

though in a way i guess you could see that as somehow positive or democratizing, how our aesthetic preferences as consumers are increasingly transmitted 'laterally' instead of passed down from established tastemakers, but i'm not sure it works out that way in the end.

with iatee here. my first thought was "it's just like clothing". as clothing, speech and body language are to human self-expression in physical public space, text, images and page design are to humans in digital public space. and the costume displays of certain people will always seem "vulgar" to certain other people. we don't define ourselves in isolation but rather in relation, and self-identification is inherently oppositional. "not that but this."

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

what exactly is that individual self-expression though? seems like the identity being expressed is as a consumer itself.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

agreed. it's electronically-facilitated ostentation.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if the availability of this technology creates a new opportunity for objects to create our identity, as opposed (or in addition to) using objects to express our identity.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

'vulgar' kinda connotes low class / lack of refinement, though, and i'm not sure that's how i feel about this phenomenon -- some users certainly have a sophisticated, finely-tuned appreciation for the products they are selecting (dare i say 'curating' -- no, i dare not) and sharing, which can come across like the performance of class distinction, whether they actually buy the products or not.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

agreed. it's electronically-facilitated ostentation.

all forms of human identity expression = plumage.

ostentation = plumage i choose to sneer at as "too garish".

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

what exactly is that individual self-expression though? seems like the identity being expressed is as a consumer itself.

same could be said of clothes, shoes, haircuts, makeup & general style. we buy these things and wear them not just to keep ourselves warm, dry and clean, but to show other people who we are. same with cars, houses and anything else we buy and display in a public or even a private fashion: the prints we hang on our walls, the pets we choose, the pens in our pockets.

we also "consume" from a buffet of culturally-offered attitudes, beliefs, modes of speech & behavior and various identity-defining memes, and we "advertise" these things to others by speaking, talking and otherwise presenting ourselves as we do.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

doesn't this take away the need to be able to afford something to 'wear' it? isn't that better, more egalitarian?

koogs, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

we buy these things and wear them not just to keep ourselves warm, dry and clean, but to show other people who we are. same with cars, houses and anything else we buy and display in a public or even a private fashion: the prints we hang on our walls, the pets we choose, the pens in our pockets.

this isn't universally true, i don't think! there's a real 'class' element to all of the FINE TASTE bidness. f'rinstance i did not choose my car, it's just the one i inherited when i was 16, most of my clothes are a jumbled assembly of cast-offs, and i hang prints on my wall that i have been given as gifts. i emphatically do not curate a wardrobe (well, i do in the sense that i try to appear clean and neat and relatively coordinated and in clothes without holes), but i would very much welcome the opportunity to step up my wardrobe, if finances and lifestyle allowed for that luxury. i would hate for anybody to think that i'm a slob –– but i would equally hate for anybody to make grand assumptions about who i am (besides some very, very bare bones observations) based on the clothes i wear, car i drive, or prints that hang on my wall.

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

i have no idea why 'class' is in quotes

"renegade" gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

there's a difference between pinterest and svpply accounts and say, a wedding registry or an amazon wishlist. they don't necessarily imply an intent or need to purchase certain products. i still think they manage to express a sort of desire, which may or may not be aspirational, but it's a bit fantastic. idealized. what would you buy if you didn't have to pay? what would your life look like?

i guess there's not much difference between this and, like we did in years past, flipping through fashion / lifestyle / decor mags and looking at and wondering what it would be like to own all the fine things. but what was a private activity is now shared, and that commercial desire becomes the means of self-expression.

i don't know, there's something weird about the social aspect and i can't pin it down exactly.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

it just seems like a very public way to window shop and exhibit your taste as a consumer, where we all get to pretend to be our own fashion / lifestyle / decor mag editors.

There was some semi-scientific article about how regular users of pinterest do use it like window shopping, and actually end up buying less overall. So maybe it helps people focus their consumption?

Most people don't actually buy clothes based on magazines anyway, ime, they just go to a regular set of stores and maybe buy a couple items that appeal or go together

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i'm all for these local yokel sustainable ecology-minded young people with shitty jobs and no cars!

― scott seward, Monday, March 12, 2012 11:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*The New Yokelism* was gonna be the title of my book. hand-crafted hatchets. farmer's markets. noise bands. you know, my scene.

― scott seward, Monday, March 12, 2012 11:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs a catchy subtitle though. a la this old thread:

Quick! What Is The Title Of Your New Ludicrously All-Encompassing Zeitgeist-Seizing Non-Fiction Book About The End Of Everything

― scott seward, Monday, March 12, 2012 11:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As an aside, I was just thinking about how "local" has kind of taken the place of "imported" as a signifier of a certain kind of taste. Which is an interesting turnabout. Probably should go on that other thread about craftsmanship and virtue and stuff.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, March 12, 2012 11:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

the nyt thread and this thread are my two fave rolling threads. despite the fact that the nyt itself drives me COMPLETELY insane these days. but, i guess this is where my head is at and where my interests lie. class, craftsmanship, and the end of the world. my three main interests these days.

scott seward, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

Wendell Berry has an observation about how you didn't see the word "fresh" in food marketing (if there even was such a thing) until it was no longer taken for granted that most food was fresh.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

cf "local"

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

relatedly, the use of farm imagery on food packaging in the era where food gets further and further away from the farm (both physically and in composition)

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

that's not true across the board, there's not a plow on the wrapping for taco bell's dorito-shell tacos or whatever

iatee, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

like I would imagine that the farm imagery has a pretty high correlation w/ actually-less-scientifically-fucked-up-food

iatee, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

yesterday i saw some plastic garbage bags for sale that said they were made from "100% recycled farm plastic". farm plastic! REAL plastic made on farms. not that bullshit chemical plastic you get in so many places these days.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

... increasing use of farm imagery in an age where fewer and fewer people associate farm machinery with drudgery, isolation, prickly heat, pig shit, or their drab relatives.

Aimless, Monday, 12 March 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

iatee I think that's kind of getting away from Berry's point, which I probably didn't make clear. I don't think he literally means that the further something is from the farm the more farm imagery it has, so that skittles come in a package that looks like a corn husk and is stamped with a cattle brand or something. He just means that you didn't have farm imagery as a marketing tool until people were no longer getting most of their food from a farm or one step removed from a farm (e.g. a farmer bringing the food to market). Like "farm fresh" isn't an exciting concept when it's what most food actually is, and a lot of food that was described as "farm fresh" when Berry wrote The Unsettling of America (1977) was not literally farm fresh.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

And then, you know, when most people had American-made goods and took that for granted, "imported" was a big deal and a sign of wealth. I mean certain specific kinds of imported shit can still be a sign of wealth, but now most cheap crap is imported, so the mere word "imported" is hardly a luxury signifier anymore. And for the same underlying economic reasons, "local" is.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

fruit pops - with 10% real fruit!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

i actually saw that once

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

and in my mind i basically typed out a certain percentage of this thread

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Yes!

Which also reminds me of Clorox's new "Green Works" brand, which advertises stuff along the lines of "96% naturally derived"

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

although I guess that's getting a little off topic

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

"The ‘alternative’ ideal of a life based on the art of ‘getting by’ is also disappearing. Small-scale handicrafts, little self-produced undertakings, the street selling of objects, the necklaces... Infinite human tragedies have unrolled in dingy, airless shops over the past twenty years. Much really revolutionary strength has been trapped in illusions that required not a normal amount of work, but super-exploitation, all the greater because it was tied to the individual’s will to keep things going and show that it was possible to do without the factory. Now, with the restructuring of capital and the new conditions resulting from it, we can see how this ‘alternative’ model is exactly what is being suggested at an institutional level to get through this moment. As always, they see the way the wind is blowing. Other potentially revolutionary forces are now shutting themselves up in electronic laboratories and burdening themselves with work in dark, stuffy little premises, demonstrating that capital has won over them yet again."

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

from where?

Although I don't really buy this:

"illusions that required not a normal amount of work, but super-exploitation, all the greater because it was tied to the individual’s will to keep things going and show that it was possible to do without the factory"

because that seems to equate any kind of hard work at all, even entirely self-directed, with "exploitation"

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not necessarily in agreement, by the way. i just read it recently and thought it fit in with this thread.

(and btw, it was written by the infamous Alfredo Bonanno, an Italian anarchist).

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

this was touched on in MAN BRANDS, I think, but crafting is a scary word for dudes (and I bring it up here because all the words in the title are basically dude catnip) and this has fallout where most DIY/craft mags and things like Pinterest are either aimed directly at women or wind up being heavily populated by women.

Is there a verb that could be synonymous with crafting that lacks the gender baggage?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Sympathize lots with that paragraph - I think a lot about how I could probably get by with my skills (broad construction knowledge, but I'm not a master carpenter or anything of the sort; lots of experience with design and computers) as long as I could content myself with living in a cheap location and not aspiring in any way to normal middle classdom (ie kids).

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 March 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

i sympathize with it because i would like to live in a world where our projects and our dreams are not innately tied to an economical structure. what he seems to be saying, thus far in my reading, is that the problem is not that people desire to make things away from factories and other means of mass production, but that even these handicrafts and 'artisanal' pursuits (or whatever) are innately tied to a capitalist economical matrix that is exploitative. the branding of such pursuits as 'anti-corporate' is, in his eyes, recuperative and self-exploitative, and will eventually be subsumed by a culture of capital anyway.

ok.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, i think one's sympathy with his ideas is directly proportional to one's personal distaste for/disgust towards capitalism.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

Capitalism wrecks people, man. I know this b/c I just saw Death of a Salesman starring spiderman

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

Think Biff Loman would move to North Dakota but tbh this belongs in the limbo thread

Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

“In the ’80s, things just literally fell off a cliff.” Or, as he states pointedly on the O.M.A. Web site, “People not only forgot what great sound reproduction sounded like, but at this point, most have never even heard it.”

I am about to hear it, through the Imperias, which go for $175,000 and are tall like basketball players, each speaker horn cut from solid Pennsylvania black walnut, polished to a vaguely midcentury West Coast finish.

Fuck you, clown.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

High-end audiophiles always strike me as the sort of people who would never ever go to a concert.

raw feel vegan (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

they can't afford to! they spent all their money on the vaguely midcentury west coast finish.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

I am pretty sure half these dudes own four albums, and three of them are different remasters of Dark Side of the Moon.

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

is 'midcentury' code for craftsmanship? lol

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

oh, lol, they actually mention that on the second page

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

can't read the article, gfy nyt

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

you got greedy and wasted all 10 already???

iatee, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

i love when ned swears. meanwhile, the first person to buy a pair was his HERO anton corbijijn!

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

from dude's website

There was a time, in the early part of the Twentieth Century, when the creation of horn loaded loudspeakers, field coil and full range speakers, tube amplifiers, and analog reproduction represented the highest technical challenge and achievement. As time went on, every new innovation in sound, from solid state to digital to file sharing, turned out to bring the overall quality of sound in our lives to a lower level. People not only forgot what great sound reproduction sounded like, but at this point, most have never even heard it.

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

meanwhile, the first person to buy a pair was his HERO anton corbijijn!

More money than sense, that man.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

xp that is some straight up bullshit. There is no way that a turntable, amp, and speakers from 1950 sounds better than even it's 1980's equivalent.

they do do doo doo sandwiches (snoball), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if the early Misfits still sound like they were recorded in a bathroom on $175k speakers

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

would be fun to invite this guy and his pals for a weeklong sound tasting and then just play Miami Bass 24/7

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

I am sure the best equipment from 1975 sounds better than laptop speakers, yeah

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

old speakers do sound heavenly. to me. i will say that. i mean for analog sound i would definitely prefer older speakers. they were made for it. not so nowadays. unless some freak like this makes you a custom pair.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

xp that is some straight up bullshit. There is no way that a turntable, amp, and speakers from 1950 sounds better than even it's 1980's equivalent.

yeah, wtf? the 20s-50s as the golden age of tru audio fidelity? complete bullshit.

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

I think it was scott who had some pioneer speakers in a pic that I have -- I got lucky and finally grabbed my dad's 1972-vintage ones. Which, sure, old.. but I think he paid $1k for two speakers and a receiver back then. I think you can get some pretty fucking nice speakers for the 2012 equivalent of $1k.

mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

ya'll ever listen to those 78rpm discs they were making up into the mid-fifties? those things sound gorgeous! way better than any lp from the 1980s that i can think of.

hell, even crank victrolas with one-use steel needles playing electrically recorded discs (the nice ones like victor scrolls, columbia vivatonals and okeh electric's) from the late 20s sound better than a lot of records from the 1980s imo. but that is a contrarian position perhaps.

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

to clarify the first part of that post, i mean 78s produced in the mid-fifties not everything leading up to that point. duh. they really had it down by then! and the faster it spins, the better it sounds..

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

faster spin = better sound is true, but beyond that...

disagree about steel needle crank victrolas of whatever sort sounding better than even midrange quality amplified electromagnetic speakers

preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

imo there is a liveness to that sound that makes up for the lack of definition--which has more to do with the way it was recorded than the way it's being reproduced. idk, i don't think abt it much, but listening to mid-50s 78s is a good experience for someone who wants to hear an obviously 'better' sound than their mp3s or ipod can provide. just ranbling here.

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://nymag.com/news/features/artisanal-brooklyn-2012-4/

ffs.

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

like 2/3 of all nymag cover stories are trollgaze.

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

eh seems mostly fine to me

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

it would.

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

weren't you mourning the death of american manufacturing jobs in another thread?

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

right. so everyone should just make some overpriced fucking pickles and yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait. great plan adam smith.

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

No health plan? Home getting repossessed? There's always etsy!

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

ta

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not suggesting the etsy business model is gonna save america, just that it's not 'a bad thing'

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to make cat bacon by the way. can't fail.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

whimsical microbrewery to the world/artisanal knife maker, flea market of bent wire/city of skinny jeans.

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

why is the 'brooklyn' brand really any more ridiculous than any other brand in 2012?

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

iatee's kinda right btw. so's s.clover. the yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait model has advantages in that it's essentially a patronage system for artisanal craftspeople with some pr savvy, and at its best, it can divert a significant amount of money (relatively speaking) into the hands of third-world producers. that's all to the good! downside, of course, is that it's a small niche market, like making paintings, horseshoes or beer for the aristocracy. only a few get to play at that level, and sadly, in the modern age, those few tend to be slumming aristocrats.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

why is the 'brooklyn' brand really any more ridiculous than any other brand in 2012?

i lived in brooklyn. as a result, i would never buy "brooklyn industries" crap if my life depended on it. the very idea makes my skin crawl. exploiters pimping out the very fact of their exploitation. no. i will not play that game. even mcdonalds is less offensive. it at least is content to mean absolutely nothing.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

what are they exploiting, it's just a word

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

ah, come on, nothing is ever "just" anything

everything means something, really means a bunch of different things, depending on your perspective

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

there's a strange and obstinate sort of literalism to your vision. i respect its consistency but just can't embrace it.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

people buy the stupidest shit, and not just people in brooklyn, people everywhere. there are about 5 billion times as many designer t-shirts in the world as designer jars of pickles. somebody created a new market for something via branding? great, one more person with a job.

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that part i'm cool with. more power to the creatively inclined! don't mean i gotta pay $18 dollars for your jar of merely adequate pickles. or embrace your hives-inducing "made in brooklyn" branding.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

i lived in brooklyn. as a result, i would never buy "brooklyn industries" crap if my life depended on it.

lol @ u

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's almost as if there is something inherently, almost commodifiably authentic about the true Brooklyn spirit

john-claude van donne (schlump), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

there's a certain type of noxious boosterism that attaches to some neighborhoods/boroughs, for instance hackney in london is approaching brooklyn levels of boastful swag, you see shirts that say things like "proper east" on them, but you don't see the same things in quite the same quantity or force in places like brixton or queens

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

and i'm not sure why, like what determines these almost hysterical levels of neighborhood "pride" or whatever

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

"i lived in hollister, california and i wouldn't buy 'hollister' crap if my life depended on it."

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny what those things connote, as well; I remember hearing about the Wilmslow credit card that was available to certain Mancunians at I guess some point in the '90s, speaking to one's success & place; or conversely the M21 branded tote bags you can get in the sorta right-on area of Chorlton in Manchester today, identifying you as an environmentally conscious resident.
xp

john-claude van donne (schlump), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

i buy local pickles :(

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

but everyone made fun of them on here cuz they were "fermented" instead of "pickled". :(

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

you try and make a pickle!

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

at least they're fucking trying! what the fuck have you done!? happy 50th birthday ian mackaye. sucks that you had to ruin the washington dc brand though you sanctimonious humorless hand-crafted straightedge bastard!

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

labor economy is good for strawmen itt

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

the article raises some interesting questions almost in spite of itself i think. the author is awfully agonized over how precious and god, how even embarrassing this whole artisanal phenomenon is! such conflicted feelings about tiny-batch granola and what is implies about him, as a person! if the author ruefully confesses a vulnerability to these handcrafted enticements, at least it's self aware! it's kind of funny, as much as he points out the broad caricature of the craft food industry he comes across as just as much of a caricature of a cultural critic.

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

That kind of good old-fashioned entrepreneurship can cost you friends in the east–of–the–East River artisan scene. The Brooklyn Kitchen, one of Brooklyn Salsa’s first retail accounts, stopped carrying the product. “I liked it better when it was a fresh product, not jarred,” co-owner Harry Rosenblum says. “They expanded. I saw it in a lot of places. It was a less special thing to offer.”

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

just amazing how worked up people are willing to get about some white people selling slightly overpriced food

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

creating cultural identity via the new sincerity

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

i think the article has interesting questions about how & whether these companies can grow to a larger scale --and if so, where should they grow? it's not just a little bizarre to think that a booming company is 'selling out' when they are becoming more efficient and employing more people! is there some perceived cultural value inherent to small-scale production other than the exclusivity & scarcity of its output? does 'authenticity' just mean this self-conscious, self-imposed scarcity?

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

for some brands it does, but there is prob a limit to the markup on salsa unlike hermes bags or whatever

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

idk, man, I have seen some pretty expensive salsa

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSxnieYctVM

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

I like how they made it seem like the cow was talking at the end

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

idk, man, I have seen some pretty expensive salsa

well I guess people weren't willing to pay $500 for a bag before the created a market for it, so who knows, maybe $500 salsa is in our future

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

idk if you can fairly compare durable goods & food products like that but $500 is a steal for any hermes bag

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

tbf, older upscale brands typically are of high quality and will last forever, unless they've bowed to market demand and started churning out lower-quality product

then there's the new brands or some dude constructing stuff out of his apartment with unknown durability and longevity

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

maybe somebody will say '$500 is a steal for good salsa' in 10 years

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

you know that guy who is always like "irl a hamburger should cost $100" i think about that sometimes like would i pay $100 for a hamburger? a pretty good hamburger like once a year, maybe i would. like if it were a special birthday hamburger

max, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

hermes burger

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Always hear Rancid's "Cash, Culture and Violence" when this thread pops up

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

you know that guy who is always like "irl a hamburger should cost $100"

you mean iatee?

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

well him but also this other guy

max, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

tbf this is why I think the demonizing of stuff as "pink slime" or whatever else is dumb. If people want to be stupid and eat a bunch of hamburgers per week, then there is no reason to raise a ton more cattle just so that they can overconsume top quality beef rather than sponging up the remaindered beef and not complaining about the difference.

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

artisan burgers on your birthday, responsible minimal meat consumption the other days

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

otm and you can get someone else to pay on your birthday

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think you can say these businesses are artificially creating a demand for fancy unconventional artisan foods, i mean, at least not in new york.

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

your tastes will expand to spend your income one way or another

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

to do so would be cynical! and cynicism is just not part of the mission statement of my brooklyn-based handcraft pork rinds enterprise

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

warren buffett is kind of the example that proves the rule, in that his main taste is actually business or something

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

dude a cynical brooklyn-based handcraft pork rinds enterprise would do millions in business

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

"You fucking piece of shit, you're just going to buy this aren't you? I hate that I am making so much money off of you and your fucking beard."

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

"Buy some pork rinds and then maybe go die somewhere so I can be alone."

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

"My food truck is my Honda Fit, you can just grab some out of the back, I don't even care."

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

we're working on a lavender-vanilla infused pork rind right now, as well as a mojito flavor

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

"Yeah I've got T-shirts, I just wrote Elmo's Pork Rinds on the front with sharpie, $45."

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

"We use the whole pig. Specifically we sell the rest of the pig to people with better taste than you."

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

your tastes will expand to spend your income one way or another

That must be why there's a half-pound of Bucheron in my fridge.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

brb, raiding Laurel's fridge

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

there's a certain type of noxious boosterism that attaches to some neighborhoods/boroughs, for instance hackney in london is approaching brooklyn levels of boastful swag, you see shirts that say things like "proper east" on them, but you don't see the same things in quite the same quantity or force in places like brixton or queens

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 11:23 AM (4 hours ago)

This. Also there's a thing about Hackney I've noticed, where the boosters seem to identify with Hackney as a whole, as opposed to (say) De Beauvoir Town or Clapton or wherever. Don't really find this in Southwark, where people from (say) Nunhead and Bermondsey wouldn't necessarily identify with a "Southwark" in common.

I kinda felt the same thing about "Brooklyn" when I was there last week, but it felt a bit different to me because it felt like Brooklynites have a common cause, that of overcoming a (perceived or actual) Manhattan snootiness. But really I know nothing about Brooklyn so please take that with a pinch, or a grain, of salt.

Tim, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

what kind of salt?

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Smoked.

Tim, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

my apologies for basically stealing your observations tim

it felt a bit different to me because it felt like Brooklynites have a common cause, that of overcoming a (perceived or actual) Manhattan snootiness

i think there was once some truth to this but now that literally no one can afford to live in manhattan it doesn't make sense anymore; but even back then there was a bit of irony in that the people wearing "defend brooklyn" shirts or whatever all lived in the tiny sliver of brooklyn that nestles right against manhattan

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

first line of defense

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

It struck me that there was (once, maybe no longer as you say) a common enemy for Brooklyn-boosters, which is to say that Manhattan snooters. But who's the common enemy for Hackneyites? No-one, as far as I can see.

As I think about this, I don't really object to it - people feeling good about where they live, it's not a bad thing. Over-enthusiasm sometimes gets a bit irksome but it's pretty harmless (with the usual caveats about the upsides and downsides of gentrification).

Tim, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

over-enthusiasm sometimes gets a bit irksome but it's pretty harmless

maybe? i don't want to overstate it but there's a strange isolationist undercurrent here, i don't think there's gonna be any tarriffs on out-of-borough foodstuffs but you know what i mean

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

Don't perceive that to much in the London version of this - don't see Hackneyites turning their nose up at the Kernel beer we sell them because it comes from two boroughs away in SE1 (SE16 now but whatevs). There is the impulse to "buy local" I guess but I think most Londoners who get into that don't tend to be very borough-focussed (and the restaurants I know which have taken that line tend to talk about"within the M25" or whatever.

Tim, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

does the salsa taste any different now that it's packaged in jars? does larger-scale production effect the absolute quality of the product? i don't know -- i'm guessing not! or is it just less desirable now that it's available beyond brooklyn? does its wider availability just no longer flatter brooklyn's own self-conscious ~uniqueness~?

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

people get pleasure from exclusivity

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

ppl get pleasure from all sorts of things. ask katie roiphie!

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Putting food in jars that don't need refridgeration means the product has to be boiled, right? I'm sure that does affect the flavor. Versus always-chiiled fresh salsa.

nickn, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'm just wondering out loud, how much is exclusivity based on limited quantity, and how much is based on selective distribution

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

I would think that "local" in the UK means "anywhere in the UK." I mean it's only 4 hours' drive across for chrissake.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

quantity & distribution are both part of the equation. you don't make a very large batch of expensive high quality salsa because there are only so many people who will be willing to meet your price point. marketing to those ppl who can afford to buy your product, is the surest way to make a buck & not risk losing unsold fresh salsa. or something.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

this is MAYBE a related discussion or a different thread, but i have been noticing a few boutique publishing houses (centipede press, really) that will manufacture 100-500 gorgeous 'japanese cloth bound' books etc and sell them for anywhere from $45-295 list. the exclusivity comes from the limited run, which in turn comes from the limited demand and difficulty in distribution of such a niche product.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i love boiled salsa.

Fook Lee (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.centipedepress.com/sf/shadow.html

like, are you kidding me? this book which you can go buy in barnes & noble if you want as part of an anthology, is being published in a tiny run for a small number of ppl and someone is making a profit. n

i imagine this is JUST LIKE SALSA wherein you make enough to sell to the portion of the population who will both WANT your product and be able to AFFORD it.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

volume three still avaialble new for $225!
http://www.centipedepress.com/sf/sword.html

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

part of why ppl like these products is because they are marketed as (and in reality are) objects of a very high quality. people who buy them buy them the same way people buy art prints.

so maybe it's not like salsa, i don't know. but like salsa, there is a much cheaper option.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

people w/ too much money need something to do w/ it, designer salsa, books, clothes, cars are all part of the same story

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

"i lived in hollister, california and i wouldn't buy 'hollister' crap if my life depended on it."

my refusal to wear "brooklyn industries" branding has to do with the company's relationship to the gentrification of certain brooklyn neighborhoods at the time i lived in park slope. gentrification isn't a bad thing, necessarily. it can bring money and jobs to an area that wouldn't otherwise have much of either. that's all to the good. but gentrification also displaces local culture, and that has its downsides.

brooklyn industries, to me, represented a strange attempt to sell an ersatz version of brooklyn's famous local pride to newcomers (like me) lured by gentrified neighborhoods and still relatively cheap housing. its appeal seemed based on the idea that the "authenticity value" of neighborhood pride was a fungible commodity that could be appropriated and used to add sparkle to whatever. i was bothered by that. i was willing to be an agent of gentrification, but that didn't mean i wanted my clothing & accessories to advertise gentrification.

as the company's grown, it's relationship to brooklyn itself has changed. to buy and wear and brooklyn industries bag in kansas somewhere has no real relationship to the gentrification of this or that neighborhood. but i'm still tied to the time and place in which i first encountered the brand.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Just six illustrations seem kinda a gyp.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

i think a good example of the right way (responsible way? fiscally sensible way?) to go about making a boutique product is something like a group of Jack Vance fans did with the Vance Integral Edition, a subscription series to a very limited run of the complete work of Jack Vance, with introductory material, high-quality leather bindings, signed, the whole nine yards. very expensive, costly thing to make, but by doing it together and for each other it became possible & eventually was done to completion in iirc 44 volumes at about $5,000 total for a set.

i don't know where i'm going with this really. just been thinking about boutique printing presses lately, encountering them in amazon searches & google seaches and stuff.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

gonna go buy a $12 jar of salsa now and take it home in my $50 reusable grocery bag brb

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

boutique printing presses are prob gonna be bigger things in the future when books are sorta more comparable to vinyl records

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

i think what ties brooklynites together, btw, is not a sense of pride or antagonism towards manhattanites, but just people in general trying to ~get shit done~ be it get to work on the train, buy groceries, walk the dog, whatever, people are just about doing what they're doing no judgments, and there seems to be a certain level of mutual respect for people in the community who would otherwise have nothing in common with each other. some sense of 'all in this together.'

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

what we talk about when we talk about brooklyn

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think it's exclusive to brooklyn really, it's probably what ties ppl together where there are residential neighborhoods where people are (relatively) densely packed and walking all over each other every day

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

gotta get of the internet jesus.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

there aren't that many neighborhoods that fit that description in america

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

but it is true in other countries

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

brooklyn industries, to me, represented a strange attempt to sell an ersatz version of brooklyn's famous local pride to newcomers (like me) lured by gentrified neighborhoods and still relatively cheap housing.

I kind of get resenting this sort of branding/marketing. As ridiculous as it may be, I feel like there are newcomers to my general area who are selling basically a newcomer take on their local/city experience to each other. I mean, if they make something that appeals to me I'm probably not going to be a snob about it and I want to encourage pretty much all local businesses, but I get the feeling that some of these things are just not for me.

This will undoubtedly change, though, since in areas where there weren't any businesses, a place that's been around a mere 10 years is pretty entrenched, or the things that I thought of as "entrenched" were pretty new only a few years before I really started going there.

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Having to "defend" gentrifying Brooklyn against Manhattan "snootiness" has become kind of the ultimate ruling class agony.

Brooklyn-branded apparel on gentrifiers has always annoyed me on a number of levels, one being that, yeah, you're talking about a very small sliver of a very large city in its own right, another being that it at least used to seem like appropriating a word associated with street smarts and toughness for people who had neither. And also I guess it felt like this inexplicable need to completely redefine the entire borough as the essence of yuppie cool. Also most of those t-shirts look like tourist shirts no matter how hard they try not to.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

i think what ties brooklynites together, btw, is not a sense of pride or antagonism towards manhattanites, but just people in general trying to ~get shit done~ be it get to work on the train, buy groceries, walk the dog, whatever, people are just about doing what they're doing no judgments, and there seems to be a certain level of mutual respect for people in the community who would otherwise have nothing in common with each other. some sense of 'all in this together.'

― one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do not buy this at all fwiw

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Imo it's there if you feel it? Then you put it there by your own actions and relations with people.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

I imagine it being read by spike lee over a video montage of people walking around downtown brooklyn

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe read by someone else and it can be a nets commercial

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

there are lots of densely packed neighborhoods in the u.s. there are also lots of low-density neighborhoods in the u.s. there's lots of everything in the u.s.!

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

this land has lots of mountains/this land has lots of mud...

s.clover, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

I don't feel very tied together with much of brooklyn/other brooklynites. and I have no antagonism towards manhattan. it's just a place where I work but could never dream of living.
maybe that would be different if I moved here ten years ago or something.

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Hurting 2 OTM

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

ie. I have never felt a whiff of "stance" about living in brooklyn. it's just where I can conceivably afford to be without alienating friends.

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

Although to be fair, I now work in a midtown east office where I'm the only Brooklyn resident and it seems like a bit of a novelty/curiosity to some people, especially the senior partners. The people who make more money live in Manhattan or Westchester or something, and the people who make less live in Jersey or Queens, but no one but me is in Brooklyn.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Like I wouldn't say I have to "defend" it, but there are older people who are surprised I live there with a baby, surprised my commute is not that bad, etc.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway at least with people 50 and under I think the Times has pretty much killed any need to "defend" Brooklyn. Williamsburg's waterfront is already full of finance industry bros, and pretty much everyone I meet has at least been to the Brooklyn Brewery or Brooklyn Flea or has some restaurant that they make the trip over the bridge for.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

or the people 50 and over who live in brookyln

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

A former ilxor who worked for a literary agency had a boss who came from so much money that she had never lived outside Manhattan in her life and never took the subway, and she was shocked/horrified that her employee(s) would live in Williamsburg and didn't know what train went there. This was...maybe 6 years ago?

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

826,551 people 45 or older live in brooklyn according to some math I just did

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I've been to industry dinners with vendor salesmen who offered to pay for our cabs home assuming we all lived in Manhattan, too. That was funny.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

funny thing is people who live in manhattan and are in my income bracket are pretty much guaranteed to be 50+ exclusively.
lotta old people in my office with rent controlled places in amazing neighborhoods who think I should move there to be by nice restaurants.

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I just feel bad for the 'I've never left manhattan' ppl, it's like living in belgium but never having seen holland

iatee, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Is Brooklyn itself artisanal

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

vs. mass produced manhattan

raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I'm definitely aware of those weird never-leave-Manhattanites, although I think they are a dying breed, and I think this has changed significantly even from six years ago.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Is Brooklyn itself artisanal

― raw feel vegan (silby), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 3:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a local city

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

That literary agent woman was like 35yo! She was rich, though.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

idk anything about that lifestyle, although I am trying to catch up with this tv documentary called "gossip girl"

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they are usually rich people born in NYC. Nowadays though I feel like even rich private schoolers of the Gossip Girl mold make jaunts into Brooklyn.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

neighborhood pride was a fungible commodity

i am trying to parse fungible in this context and it's just not working, are you saying that staten island pride has the same commodity value as brooklyn pride because haha no

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

i mean that the branding of "brooklyn" treats that authenticity value of brooklyn's working-class, underdog pride as something something that anyone can buy into. this sort of branding reduces local identity to a meaningless set of tradeable logos that anyone can acquire or cast off as they see fit. it devalues neighborhood pride as an intrinsic quality tied to long-term relationships with place, culture and history.

there's nothing deeply wrong with any of that, commerce will have its way and newcomers are as entitled to pride-in-place as anyone, but it's not something i feel personally comfortable adopting.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

i would never leave manhattan if i lived in manhattan.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

but i'm a man of few needs.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

scott i bet you would leave manhattan to go to metal shows in brooklyn.

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

you would probably leave manhattan to look for records too, who are you kidding??

one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

but there are lots of records in manhattan! and if i lived there i could probably afford them all. would not go to metal shows in brooklyn.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

if someone offered to drive me to brooklyn and take me somewhere fun i would go. probably.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

like if we had some beers and I put you in a car with the promise or music or something and then you're all of the sudden wondering why we're on a bridge or in a tunnel

mh, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

when i lived in philly i never went anywhere. had no desire to. i could go a calendar year easy living in center city never getting on a bus/train/cab/car and only going as far as i could walk. i could walk pretty far though.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol, driving (xpost)

dmr, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

i hate public transportation. its too public. i enjoy walking. just being in manhattan it occurred to me that i would never have to leave the village if i lived there. it has everything i could possibly need.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

but i would have to be rich to live there. and i will never be rich. so i live the poor man's paradise life here in western mass. i can walk to the supermarket and my store.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/08/dining/08pizza.html

I did not include predecessors like Patsy’s, Grimaldi’s or Di Fara because they’re products of less self-conscious pizza times. Back then a dismissive telephone greeting like the one I once got at Una Pizza Napoletana (“Hello, Una Pizza, we don’t deliver!”) would have been more surprising, and a recording like the one at South Brooklyn Pizza, in Carroll Gardens, would have been laughable. The British-accented voice in that recording used the phrases “exclusive, votive-lit hideaway,” “hand-crafted” and “custom-made” in the span of 30 seconds, and mentioned an “1890s Napoleon brick oven,” creating ambiguity about whether an Italian region or French emperor was being referenced.

j., Wednesday, 18 April 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

A former ilxor who worked for a literary agency had a boss who came from so much money that she had never lived outside Manhattan in her life and never took the subway, and she was shocked/horrified that her employee(s) would live in Williamsburg and didn't know what train went there. This was...maybe 6 years ago?

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 2:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

haha I have heard similar stories while living in HK

(about HK, not about HK people who have never been to williamsburg)

dayo, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

less self-conscious pizza times

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

pizza makers -- pizzaiola, they are now called

haha, no they are not, you have got to be kidding me right here

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

i think what ties brooklynites together, btw, is not a sense of pride or antagonism towards manhattanites, but just people in general trying to ~get shit done~ be it get to work on the train, buy groceries, walk the dog, whatever, people are just about doing what they're doing no judgments, and there seems to be a certain level of mutual respect for people in the community who would otherwise have nothing in common with each other. some sense of 'all in this together.'

― one dis leads to another (ian), Tuesday, April 17, 2012

there aren't that many neighborhoods that fit that description in america

― iatee, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:38 PM (2 days ago)

Well, we can immediately eliminate the ones where everyone has a car and disappears into the house at 6pm every day.

(much of Queens?)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 April 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

much of brooklyn! but yeah

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.brownstoner.com/blog/2012/04/artisanal-mayo-store-now-open-in-prospect-heights/

right around the corner from my apartment

belongs in a Portlandia sketch, not in my block, jeeeez

dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

I'd say it's so easy to make your own mayo but I've fucked it up twice trying to use a food processor to do it. Immersion mixer probably key to doing it the fast way. Not that titrating the oil in by hand is all that slow, it's just uh kinda hard. Way better than Hellman's at any rate.

raw feel vegan (silby), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

I hope the bulk of their business is to restaurants and the storefront is a sideline.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

it looks disgusting. I don't really like mayo though. luckily it's not an artisanal pickle shop or I couldn't so easily mock.

http://empiremayo.myshopify.com/collections/all

dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

OF FUCKING COURSE

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Considering her hair for summer. Thx, elms.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

if you eat nothing but mayo it will happen naturally after a month

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I look cool enough to start an artisan mayo company

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

making artisan foods mean never smiling, ever. smirking is acceptable but no open-mouthed smiles. it's in the handbook.

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind dude's look but I'm not into belt buckles

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Would Steal her dress.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

they both look great. it's just that they both look so perfectly LIKE THAT.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

like they might as well be clipart artisanal people

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

somebody crosspost them into an artisanal smash thread

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

They look a lot like the couple that ran the admittedly pretty good vintage shop in my old neighborhood -- slightly too old to be dressed the way they are, hipsterish style that's just slightly off, faint traces of the bitterness of a prior failed or unhappy career behind their eyes

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

faint traces of the bitterness of a prior failed or unhappy career behind their eyes

This is basically indistinguishable from "hungover" after a certain age. I'm all for it.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Also aren't YOU Judgey Judgerson.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, idk what sort of clothing is age appropriate if you're a mayonnaise artisan

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

a certain something is missing from contenderizer's logo evolution post there...

Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

goes in after teh weezer, right?

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

i'm kind of liking "artisanal people" way better than "hipsters" atm

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

"Well, we can immediately eliminate the ones where everyone has a car and disappears into the house at 6pm every day."

yeah i love where we live but i don't know our immediate neighbors at all. i never ever see them. they never sit on their porches out front. and they all have amazing porches. we've lived here since last august in this house and i couldn't tell you what the people who live directly across the street from us look like!

so nice when nice young couple moved in about a month ago two doors down. they are excited to be here like us and happy to get amazing cheap house and i invited them in the other day. feel like we are in similar boats. most of the other people on this block have probably been here forever. the only reason we know our next door neighbor is because we share a driveway. highly doubtful he would have said two words to us otherwise. but we have plenty of friends in town! and more coming all the time. younger people. families. it's all good.
it

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

almost 20 houses on this block and not one person said a word to us when we moved in. and still have never said a word. except for the guy next door. i don't know if that's weird or what. we made cookies for the people who just moved in. and introduced ourselves.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

People who don't use their porches don't deserve 'em imo.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

something i noticed at someone's house recently. if you own two or more whiskey bottle-looking bottles that aren't filled with whiskey...you may be a fan of the artisanal. you know, like hand-crafted vinegar or small-batch maple syrup or whatever. its a good look though.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

i'm the only person on our block who hangs on the front porch. mostly to smoke, but still...i feel self-conscious sometimes. but i'm getting over it. our porch is awesome. i NEVER see people on their porches in greenfield! and this town is like the land of awesome porches! almost every house has an amazing front porch or back porch or both. or a wraparound porch.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

People where I live don't even HAVE porches, they just have stoops, and they will sit outside for hours and hours just chatting to everyone who walks by. I kind of love it, but I covet all of the porches in the places that aren't New York.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

I have an enclosed space that is more of a sunroom than a porch, and then a little porch deck out my front door that's small but big enough for one person to sit in a chair or maybe a couple people to stand around smoking or something. My neighbors have a large open porch they sit on all the time. It's nice, it's somewhere to sit outdoors that's just semi-outdoors.

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

haha, was going to say that artisanal mayo is some bullshit but I'm jealous of that dude because I'm pretty sure he gets (or could get) way more play than I do.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

'what if we tried it this time with...mayo'

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

xpost He gets way more opportunities to spread his "artisanal mayonnaise"

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

ew ew ew ew ew lol

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

'this sandwich could use a little...mayo'

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

dnw ammonia-flavored mayo

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

Man nothing better than some fresh warm mayo squirted on some on some nice warm buns amirite

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

I have a big back deck that is rarely used.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

some idiot former owner built a deck-like thing behind my house that has no conceivable use other than to make it easy to peer into my bedroom window. removing it pretty soon.

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

house I'm in now has a nice deck on the back, it was awesome for the four parties we've had here
of course, the only time it's actually been used was those four parties

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Man nothing better than some fresh warm mayo squirted on some on some nice warm buns amirite

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a big back deck that is rarely used.

― Jeff, Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol forever

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

yessssss

Jilly Boel and the Eltones (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

mayo lady apparently writes for esquire.com

mh, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is tl;dr and i know someone else has probably already said this

but i have really lost faith in anything labeled "artisanal" or "heritage" or "handcrafted" or whatever being any better than run of the mill shit, which i honestly believe to be a side-effect of the proliferation of this shit as marketing tool.

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

worth noting that 'artisan' once solely described producers of durable & decorative goods, describing food producers as artisans is a v recent development

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Mayo lady is a million feet tall and amazing looking and makes faces for the camera more often than she looks into it, judging by the gis, and is my new hero. WWEVD? She'd make a face to distract you and then slam your drink. And write about it.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes yes, sometimes no. i mean, i know who makes good bread, cheese, chocolate and cured meats locally, and most of my favorite beers are produced in small quantities. whether an "artisanal" beeswax candle is any better than what you'd get at the mall store is more of a judgement call.

i do think that there's real value in supporting small, ethical local businesses wherever possible, even if their stuff isn't markedly better than what you can get at the supermarket.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

xp to elmo

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

WEABLTW

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

i do think that there's real value in supporting small, ethical local businesses wherever possible

IMO the small ethical local business in my neighborhood is the burrito shop across the street, not the jackasses who just built a huge ugly new bar decorated w/ pista frames and repurposed wood and are charging $10 for a plate of homemade sauerkraut using local cabbage

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

i was pining for an artisanal burrito today, not gonna lie.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

i just looked up pista frames. they are part of a bicycle!

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

they want $20 for two sausages and a piece of homemade bread

fuk u guyz i can do that in the comfort of my own home for half the price, even if i was a fool and went to whole foods for it

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

re tlg & ethics: yeah, it's a judgment call

nothing wrong with locavores, imo, though the eco-yupster trappings do sometimes grate. and i expect to pay more at a decent restaurant than i would at home. i'm cool with that, though i don't often have money to spare on that kind of thing. happy hour imo.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

localvores should eat people

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

Preferably themselves.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

eh, i can't get too worked up about it. good for the environment, good for the local economy. stuff that hasn't been shipped around the world is generally healthier and tastes better. i like the "pig lady" who sells homemade sausages at the farmers market. i like growing my own food.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

actually there is no guarantee that locavorism is good for the environment, there was a very recent NYT editorial (last week?) that cited some studies showing that a lot of "sustainable" and "ethical" practices re: livestock farming were actually worse for the environment than traditional farming

the writer was not a good industry hack but a pro-veg dude arguing that all meat consumption is inherently unsustainable, not that I give a fuck but score one against locavores

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

I was feeling all smug as I was ready to post a "Portlandia is artisanal TV comedy," but someone already name-checked the show upthread.

Back to crafting small-run artisanal PHP code.

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

is yr code /usr/local/src?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

i understand the same is true for many non-meat practices, esp if you can get away w charging a high premium for what you do you don't have much incentive to be efficient

ie how is it any better to buy vegetables grown in San diego rather than the central valley if the water comes from colorado or lake shasta?

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

exposto

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

i can't say that really convinces me of anything. would have to know more about the article to really respond. from what i can tell, the people who are most deeply involved in sustainable and ethical livestock farming tend to be pretty well-informed about environmental impact. and like any subject, there will always be disagreement regarding what is, in fact, better and worse.

locavorism is a relatively recent movement driven, for the most part, by genuine ethical and environmental concern. plus lol yuppie narcissism if you wish. while it may not always get everything right, it seems more likely to respond to valid lessons about what it gets wrong than commercial agriculture.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

ie how is it any better to buy vegetables grown in San diego rather than the central valley if the water comes from colorado or lake shasta?

that's a fair point, but it's obvious that it's "better" in some ways to grow vegetables in your backyard, provided you do it responsibly, than it is to have them shipped in from chile or wherever. between the two extremes, you arrive at a pretty solid in-principle defense of locavorism, imo.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

yes well what has ever convinced contenderizer of anything, certainly not evidence and reasoning

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

yeah vahid I made more or less the same argument upthread. well, I think it was upthread. or somewhere. anyway the argument happened.

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

also if only not knowing things really kept you from responding, would be a miracle imo

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

plus locavorism tends to go hand-in-hand with serious organic farming, commitment to sustainability, and support for small local producers, all of which i'm in favor of, so long as they successfully walk their talk.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

road to hell, good intentions, etc

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

more talk than walk imo

chile is a pretty good strawman, but most of my vegetables come from the central valley which is a lot closer than where my agua comes from

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah basically people who are really into 'efficiency' w/r/t lightbulbs sometimes care less about effiency when it comes to production or transportation chains

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

*ears burning*

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

yes well what has ever convinced contenderizer of anything, certainly not evidence and reasoning

lol, provide some, and we'll see.

like i'm seriously curious about the NYT editorial you mention, but absent the article and the evidence in support of it, you're right, i'm not convinced.

fwiw, i was briefly convinced, by an study that iatee posted in the gentrification thread, that gentrification might not be such a bad thing after all. i was then promptly unconvinced by some good, evidence-evidence-and-reasoning based argument provided by others itt. anything is possible...

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

so if you grow veggies in your yard where does the fertilizer come from?

yes that's right, shipped from chile

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

chile is a pretty good strawman

chile is not a "strawman". it is a country. lots of food comes from there. shipping it elsewhere uses a lot of resources.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

so if you grow veggies in your yard where does the fertilizer come from?

compost dude

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Just shit in your garden.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Organic, natural.

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

artisanal compost from local vegetables no doubt

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

and fertilizer does not necessarily come from chile. iirc, most of it comes from the composter.

i'm not sure what your point is here. yes, things come from all over. no, no one is perfect. but that doesn't mean that it's foolish to pay attention to where your food comes from, or that you can't accomplish some modest good by eating locally produced food where possible.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

it is really easy to make your own compost...? wtf

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Do ppl still do worm composting?

Jeff, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

every household generates organic waste, it isn't that hard to collect it.

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

more hipster knife talk please! this is where i come for my hipster hatchet talk!

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

sorry. but wasn't there just some huge thread about the evils of local produce?

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

was it this one? i think it was another one.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

I think it was

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

i keep getting the quiddity thread and this thread and now the gentrification thread confused! i don't know where i am anymore.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

my point is that your green consumerism backpatting indicates shallow and facile thinking

if i seem het up its cause i get annoyed when people tell me things are "obvious" and then spout a bunch of crap

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

quiddity thread and this thread kinda my fave ile threads though. i'm no hater. they speak to me.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

we're doing the farmshare thing this year. we will be making a lot of soup. well, we're splitting a share with someone else.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

my point is that your green consumerism backpatting indicates shallow and facile thinking

perhaps, but you're not offering any kind of substantive rebuttal. you're just snarking douchily at me (see above).

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

i honestly don't see any sin in my use of the world "obviously" a few posts back. if that sort of thing really gets your tits up, i recommend 3 beers.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

my point is that your green consumerism backpatting indicates shallow and facile thinking

implication being that green consumerism is NOT the issue, it's the attitude you detect behind people spouting off about it. these are separate issues.

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

no, actually the issue is that 'green consumerism' is an oxymoron

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just quoting him, it's not a term I support

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

didn't you make a thread about this where I pwnd you some more

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I remember that vaguely

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

don't think anybody's gonna argue that consuming less >>>>>>>> consuming "green"

lol

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

what would be substantive here?

my experiences on my former brother in laws local organic farm? the work i did w the chino family farm? my two years experience in the artisanal food industry? the summer i spent w my grandfather trekking around the central valley as he studied water table issues w pomegranate farms? my geochemistry internship at scripps? the ES classes I taught?

do tell.

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

no, actually the issue is that 'green consumerism' is an oxymoron

it needn't be phrased that way. we might just as well say "environmentally conscious consumption". one can obviously use one's power as a consumer to encourage environmentally responsible practices.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol

iatee, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'd rank approaches to living responsibly in the modern world as follows
1) consume as little as possible
2) consume as responsibly as possible
3) encourage others to do likewise/live by example
4) argue on the internet about it

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

do tell.

no, you tell. if there's something i've said that you think is wrong, show me the error of my ways. i'm not claiming that locavorism is an absolute good, or that all supposedly "green" practices are better than anything else.

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

I'm gonna have those three beers now, you're not going to stop talking out yr ass until you get yr head out of it and i can't give you lived experience or book learning on a message board

the late great, Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

my experiences on my former brother in laws local organic farm

lol as opposed to your brother-in-law's non-local organic farm that you commute to via jetpack?

defensive much?

anyway gotta go eat dinner at the local organic mexican restaurant seeya

drum hitler gets full publishing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

lol

lol wut? are you saying that consumption patterns affect nothing?

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 April 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

you're not going to stop talking out yr ass until you get yr head out of it and i can't give you lived experience or book learning on a message board

again with the douchey, egocentric blather. any point one might wish to make can be made on a message board just as easily as it might be made elsewhere. i'm not asking for scientific proof. just something other than snide bullshit (a valuable fertilizer).

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

the chino family! i love them! great acrobatic team.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit you guys type fast. r.i.p. beloved hipster hatchet thread...

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

chile is a pretty good strawman, but most of my vegetables come from the central valley which is a lot closer than where my agua comes from

― the late great, Thursday, April 19, 2012 7:35 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think the continuing water-management disaster that is southern California's probably a more pernicious evil than locavores.

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

scott come to noho sometime we can go to the dirty truth or sthing and eat local organic artisanal hamburgers or w/e and talk about hatchets and what we would do with them

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'd come to greenfield but I don't have a car or a bike or any concept of what direction greenfield is in

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

wait no I do have a bike

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

do it then!

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

anyway my craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality story for the month is how I bought a pair of Grado SR-60is at B&H when I was visiting New York last month, then easily sold the Bose headphones I had been given as a gift some time ago for more than I paid for the Grados.

what sorta stuff do you guys buy that's better and cheaper and more awesome than the more widely-marketed equivalent?

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

take the 5 & 10 by bike to greenfield from noho.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

i know the guy who runs the kitchen at the dirty truth. he's in a band called bunny's a swine.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

might be further than I can manage on a bike right now, I actually just got a new bike and there's many ways in which I'm not in good shape.

and when will the tyranny of bands named for kinds of mammals end I ask you

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

this thread could basically be the "things people who live in northampton buy" thread anyway afaict

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

silby, you should at least come to greenfield to go to hope & olive. its worth the trip. here are the specials this week:

Bunny Mary
chili infused tequila, fresh carrot, horseradish, cilantro and a toasted cumin-salt rim 9
WINE SPECIAL
tempranillo blend, alaia, spain. dark fruit, and coffee notes. earthy and delicious 6
Crispy Matzo Brei
with maple ricotta and pear-sour cherry compote 9
The Antipasto Bread Board
sopresatta, provolone, roast pepper and tapenade 10
Alaskan Halibut
in parchment with fennel, roast potato and parsnip, cauliflower, braised greens and horseradish-grapefruit butter 23
Spiced Brisket
spinach and garlic whipped potato, pickled carrot, grilled endive and a leek, apricot, almond and apple haroset 19
Tortilla Pie
masa, black beans, grilled poblano chilies, greens, roast corn, jack cheese, avocado, chipotle-lime cream, tomatilla salsa& jicama slaw 16.5

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

its so funny that northampton is like 20 minutes away and a totally different world. i feel like a bumkin when i go there now. rich people! with little rich children in matching clothes! you can't get away with that in greenfield. if you are rich you still dress like a farmer. rich people in farmer drag. i love everyone though. except the co-op crowd. them i can do without.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think I should move to Greenfield.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Friday, 20 April 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

That's like the menu of 2 out of every 3 new restaurants that open in Chicago.

Jeff, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

Or it says this:

Our menus are written by hand each day as we shop the markets, meet with our farmers, and develop new ideas.

Jeff, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

can you buy a 2000 square foot house for $136,000 in chicago?

http://www.trulia.com/property/1040601802-31-West-St-Greenfield-MA-01301

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

Doubtful. Very doubtful.

Oh and I'm not saying the menus are a good thing. I mean the food is fine, but I'm sure they could have just went to the grocery store and lied about everything else and it would taste the same.

Jeff, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

this one is a keeper. plus, has third floor apartment. you can stick your mom up there when she goes mad.

http://www.trulia.com/property/3080878664-38-Abbott-St-Greenfield-MA-01301

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

just going to note that the really annoying thing about the artisanal mayo place is that its only open a few hours a day and is mostly used for cooking/storage -- why are they taking up storefront space on vanderbilt for that??

max, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

hope & olive differs from a lot of more precious new-american locally-sourced restaurants in that its a big booming place. its fun. has a huge bar. you can bring kids. it's great.

http://www.hopeandolive.com/

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

silby, you also have to check out:

http://www.magpiepizza.com/

http://www.thepeoplespint.com/

http://brassbucklegreenfield.com/

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

One thing that occurred to me today is that the pair of Camper woodie shoes I have right now are definitely worth the relatively large amount I paid ($140? $160?). I got them a couple years ago, wore them maybe 1-2x week for about two years and now wear them every day to work and have done so since August. I did have a shoemaker add rubber to the soles and even out the heel at one point, so I guess that adds a little to the cost. Still, great shoes that are easily worth the extra money.

My experience with camper has generally been good except that I once owned a pair of pelotas with the bubble sole, and the bubbles wore out unevenly and then the sole couldn't be replaced.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/dunkinartisanbagels.jpg

shut it down.

s.clover, Friday, 20 April 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

i paid $180 for three pairs of shoes last summer. all keen. store in brattleboro was having a half-off flood sale. keen kind of the equivalent to the subaru wagon around here. now i just need a subaru wagon. i got 2 pair allweather waterproof sneakers and a pair of walking shoes. very rugged. hope all three pairs last me for at least 4.5 years. or longer.

scott seward, Friday, 20 April 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

an authentic new way to start your day! xp

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

maybe that just means they don't make the scones and the bagels out of the same dough anymore

everything in a dunkin donuts smells the same to me

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

man scott Hope & Olive looks great. there's like…two restaurants in Northampton that aren't just ludicrously overpriced for what they are, as far as I'm concerned. Which doesn't stop me from eating out more than I ought to.

raw feel vegan (silby), Friday, 20 April 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

that is a solid comparison, scott. subaru wagons are like the genuinely useful unkillable car as far as i can tell

thx for the campers endorsement, Hurting. i'm looking for a good general use shoe that i could wear somewhere sort-of nice, to work, and just all the time and was looking at some. durability is key

man, i have this pair of born shoes that i should probably just swap out the laces and inner soles on, i wore them daily for yeeeears and they're still mostly good

mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

being repairable is a pretty strong signifier of 'quality' imho but not without reason

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I have these:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.svpply.com/small/82057.jpg?1333635634

Dressy enough for work, easy to dress down, more or less oxford styled but have kind of a unique profile, great soles, very comfortable soft leather.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of wish they didn't have the "camper" tag on them. That's one of my main beefs with camper.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

whereas the cole haan oxfords I had, once they split at the seams, couldn't really be properly repaired (unless the shoe repair guy I went to was just very bad at his craft). But that was also before cole haan upped its brand, so maybe they're better now.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

didn't they get bought by nike, though? I think some of their shoes are probably good but the more casual ones are like "woo we have nike air pouches in this" and I even saw a couple with the little window in the heel so you could see the air pouch and I was disgusted by the fact someone might think seeing that on a casual shoe or dress shoe was a good idea

mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

haha mh, no love for the cole haan LUNARGRANDS?

http://unbiasedwriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cole-haan-lunargrand.jpg

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

I fucking hate those.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

those are still not nearly as bad as the generic dressy casual shoes with the fucking air bubble windows!

which says a lot

mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this is a really fucking great idea
http://www.2blowhards.com/Cole-Haan%20Air%20Conneroxford%20-%20USD225.jpg

mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh good god

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

those look like kmart shoes

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

oof

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

I know, right?

mh, Friday, 20 April 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

do those come with a pair of off-white compression socks because that is how i imagine them being worn

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Friday, 20 April 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

hot look: gym teacher at church

goole, Friday, 20 April 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

you've met my father, right? just toss on a pair of wranglers and a bugle boy polo and you've got the man

fka snush (remy bean), Friday, 20 April 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

the clothes encircle the man

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

So, have we talked about this yet?
http://nymag.com/nymag/toc/20120423/

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

wow talk about threadbait. i'm gonna dig in with handmade fork and knife!

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

it is a lot of fun writing sentences like this:

"More than anyone else in the New Brooklyn artisan movement, they exemplify to an almost implausible degree the daguerreotype stereotype of the bristly hipster, in newsboy cap and tweed britches, pedaling his penny-farthing to a north Brooklyn industrial space to make handcrafted nano-batch sweetmeats."

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DspDrgLcwds

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

not to be too confusing, but THESE Mast brothers are actually hipper. Singing ancient folk song while cleaning golf balls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00awt0q_iZc

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

where IS christopher guest during all this? he has really dropped the ball. allowing indie rockers to steal his comic thunder via portlandia.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

"Plutocrats of a certain stripe like their baubles to come with meaningful, brow-furrowing backstories, and the artisans, with their small-scale production and deliberate inefficiencies and expensive ingredients, need the postindustrial wealthy to buy their $14 pickles and $10 granola. The buyer of $9 jam, after all, isn’t another maker of $9 jam. It’s the guy whose multinational robotic assembly line spits out jars of $1 jam. Or it’s his trustafarian son, the Global Jam Logistics heir. Or it’s the private-equity guy who just offshored GJL to a sweatshop in Bangalore."

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

they put a bird on it

http://www.greenspaceshome.com/storage/EarlyBird.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1238699245199

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

we did talk about it. itt I think. or another.

iatee, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

I bought my wife a Mast Brothers bar for Easter and now she's worried that there might be beard hairs in it.

Moodles, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh right now i'm remembering that everyone in brooklyn hates the By Brooklyn thing. or people here do. or someone did. cuz you gotta hate yer own kind if you live there.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 April 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

I realized reading this article that as much as I sometimes get grumpy about all this stuff, I kind of can't really come up with any well-reasoned critique of it. I mean ok, it's niche luxury goods with a vague moral veneer. But it also represents, at its best, genuine dedication to craft and meaningful, enjoyable employment for a good number of people.

At the end of the day I just can't afford to stock my entire fridge with this sort of products. I can pay a few $ more per pound for the locally roasted coffee, drink the locally brewed beer from time to time and maybe enjoy the occasional treat at smorgasburg. I'm not going to stock my entire condiment shelf with $9 mayo, $14 pickles, $12 ketchup, etc. I guess the gimmickyness of all of it gets irritating at times, as does the false nostalgia (it's not like 19th century craft industries operated with any special attention to morality, fair trade, fair labor practices, etc.). But whatever, if the people who can afford this stuff want to pay for it, I don't really see the loss. If anything, it goes with my general belief in wealth recapture via overcharging the rich.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 April 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

p much

iatee, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

this country has never been very good at being european. but i guess ya gotta try. or move to quebec.

scott seward, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Something very American and un-European about this movement's heavy reliance on novelty, actually.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 April 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

hurting consistently otm

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

But whatever, if the people who can afford this stuff want to pay for it, I don't really see the loss. If anything, it goes with my general belief in wealth recapture via overcharging the rich.

especially this. back in the 80s, the yuppies had the brilliant insight that we could all live basically as wage slaves no matter how much we happened to make, so long as our sense of "the necessities" were properly calibrated to our income bracket.

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

that's why i said this country has never been very good at it!

x-posts

scott seward, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

people can't just make their lovingly crafted stuff and be quiet about it. gotta have an angle and a little razamataz. hotchacha!

scott seward, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

gotta hava gimmick!

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 April 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

"flint and tinder"

would set fire to all this menswear

the late great, Monday, 30 April 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

which part is the flint and which is the tinder?

i'm guessing the penis is the tinder. and flint balls.

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

Incidentally, can someone explain kickstarter projects to me? Like why do people "pledge" money for someone's for-profit venture?

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Well they often get products in return for one thing.

raw feel vegan (silby), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but in this case it's like $5 or more for some matches.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Some projects make sense -- they take a certain amount of money to get off the ground, so you're basically paying for the first round of a product in advance for a discount, or you want the product to exist so you throw in a few bucks.

The ones where there's a ton of levels of funding but you don't get anything are... more nebulous

mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

louis black on the daily show yesterday touched on this artisanal thing.

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

pretty good routine: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-may-1-2012/back-in-black---artisanal-foods

s.clover, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

tbf that's more about the "artisanal thing" being picked up on by industrial food than about the "artisanal thing" itself.

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A sour grapes review of Googa Mooga that doesn't really say very much:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2012/05/the_great_googamooga_and_elitism_what_brooklyn_s_food_festival_says_about_foodies_.html

Hmm, sour grapes...artisinal food light bulb!

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://brooklynintegers.com/

s.clover, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://remodelista.com/img/sub/uimg//11-2012/barn-the-spoon-at-work.jpg

spoon carver Barnaby Carder "sits in the window at 260 Hackney Road carving spoons for eight hours at a stretch.

http://remodelista.com/posts/a-spoon-carver-in-spitalfields

jed_, Friday, 16 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

Dude is making me nervous.

Jeff, Friday, 16 November 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

some of those are plainly spatulas

koogs, Friday, 16 November 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

does he use an entire tree for each spoon he makes? i'd like to think that he does.

scott seward, Friday, 16 November 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

"When I've made a good spoon I feel good within myself"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol burnout

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

probably doesn't make forks and knives because they contain hostile energy

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

it's kind of remarkable how handcrafting have been come to be so revered, in part by disregarding the grinding physical labor that a lot of it consists of

in 30 or 40 years, will this generation of artisans display their arthritic hands, hunched backs, and ruined eyes as badges of authenticity?

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

has^

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 November 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

he's called Barnaby.

jed_, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

sorry guys, i can't go out tonight, i'm making a spoon

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

he's on his third set of hands this week

wooden leg fits real nice now, doesn't chafe at all.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

I initially misread the post as saying that it takes him 8 hours to make a spoon, btw

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

I do kind of wonder how fast he can make them.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

"On the other hand, when I make a lop-sided spoon full of hairline cracks that probably won't last a year, I feel kind of meh. But, what the hey; it's still a fucking handmade spoon."

Aimless, Friday, 16 November 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not a hunter-gatherer. I buy my food in the shops. I have a rucksack with everything I need for a camp in it: tarpaulin, bivvy bag, sleeping bag, mat, metal cup, coal tar soap and a little nail brush for cleaning. Each day I cut wood, carve spoons, then head into town and sell them in the street for £5-£30 each. You meet so many people: smack addicts heading for their daily fix, other street sellers, beautiful girls who talk to you for ages and buy lots of spoons. The end of the day comes and I feel brilliant.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/2012/mar/16/weekender-barnaby-carder

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

For November only I'm taking online orders for cooking/serving spoons (minimum order - 10 spoons).

£100 plus £10 postage get's you a mixture of 5 octagonal handled and 5 Roma style spoons. I carve initials on the Roma Spoons (maximum 3 initials). If you make payment before 11th November i will carve the initials for free otherwise they are £1/ character.

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

2 hr workshop (Friday only): “The ten most important knifegrasps in carving. How to use the knife and your body and sharp soul to make functional and beautiful spoons.”

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 16 November 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

that's seems like a lot of waste. I'd rather have a wooden spoon that was carved by a CNC machine and designed to get the maximum number of spoons out of a piece of wood.

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

although I guess at night he probably unpacks his rucksack and nests into that pile of shavings.

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

haha true

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/042Np.jpg

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol, 3 days!?

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

I'm picturing an army of Barnabys rambling across the english countryside, doing their best to finish off the deforestation of the UK.

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

SPOONSMITHS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

I'd just roll up with my lathe and kick those dudes asses

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

or just start up HANDMADE SPOONS INC., sourced from chinese factories

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

You don't understand. Handmade is the name of my computer-operated lathe.

Aimless, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

You don't understand, I mean handmade of death. My english is how you say inelegant.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

my spoon is lathed out of human hands. HANDMADE.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

I keep singing Soundgarden's "Spoonman" in my head but can't come up with an appropriately witty joke to go with that reference

so I'll just put it out there

dmr, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

There are lots of craftsman skills that would probably be helpful if the modern world suddenly came crashing to a halt, but I'll be the one laughing when I see Barnaby trying to whittle a spoon in the Thunderdome.

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

but you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you find a yoghurt and have no way to eat it.

fun facts about human waste (Merdeyeux), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.the-rudy.com/images/spoon_can-tee_f.jpg

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

not sure what the deal is with that but it seemed relevant

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

yes, that does say spoon

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

well, it's the canned hands that we'll use to carve our handmade spoons from after the apocalypse

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I was looking for the Can album cover with the giant spoon rising into the sky but then I realized that was actually a wrench and I found that thing instead.

wk, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

i can't really summon up the energy to dislike this tbh

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

also somewhat doubt one man can carve enough spoons even in a lifetime to make any serious effect on our co2 balance

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

otoh i saw artisanal fair trade condoms the other day, those seemed ridiculous

Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

were they made out of wood?

Moodles, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

I hope they were made of sheeps' guts and tied with a little knot at the ends.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

okay they're not actually artisanal

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You care about good taste, preferring our gorgeous jewel coloured packets to those other drab little boxes. With such pretty packs, you won’t mind keeping your protection on show.
And you care about your world. You probably stock plenty of FairTrade goods in your home already. Now you can enjoy FairPlay in the bedroom too. Because the natural latex used in every French Letter condom is harvested under sustainable and Fair Trade conditions. That means the rubber producers are paid a royalty to help improve their lives.
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Yorkshire lass born and bred, that's me, said Katriona's hologram. (thomp), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

eventual ecological net loss, on account of the well intentioned but flimsy condoms inefficacy contributing to more humans/consumers/resource depletion

absurdly pro-D (schlump), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

"The wearer will feel less guilty about exploiting rubber-workers, so he can focus more wholly on his guilt about penetrating another human being for his own pleasure"

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 November 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

been thinking a lot about the concepts of CRAFT and DESIGN, thinking about them as aesthetic values expressed through manufacture & consumption

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

the origin point of this line of thought is this chair

http://media-cache-ec5.pinterest.com/upload/162551867770585438_jycNLBYR_c.jpg

lounge rocker designed by vladimir kagan, with crewel embroidery by his wife erica wilson

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

would sit in

scott seward, Friday, 7 December 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

i think design and craft are, at best, inseparable and mutually informed by each other, but there is something interesting, to me, about the tension that can exist between the two

i think of 'pure design' as being rather conceptual in origin -- it starts with an idea and becomes manifest -- expressing a sort of top-down movement from idea to physical form, a sort of emanation from an ideal

whereas i'm thinking of craft moves in the opposite direction -- that it begins with the concrete, in specific materials, technologies, techniques, and procedures -- and seeks to provoke an aesthetic response out of the manipulation of these elemental components

this is by no means a developed argument, just thinkin baot thangs over here

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

you should talk with ari about this next time youre down here, she wrote her senior thesis about the development of the 'mid-century modern' aesthetic (in sweden specifically) -- ie "high design" -- as a nationalist gesture theoretically rooted in swedish 'craft' forms (a process that dates back to late 19th century in vackrare vardagsvara &c.)

max, Friday, 7 December 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

one distinction might be that design is a kind of formal language and craft is about technical knowledge?

max, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

i'd definitely be into talking to ari about this stuff! i think it's interesting how certain elements of craft / craftsmanship associated with the MCM aesthetic are highly prized now -- woodworking, for example -- while others like fiber arts are not -- or if they are appreciated, it's as kitsch

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

it seems like "craftsmanship" is used to describe an inherent virtue of an thing, but to describe something as "looking like a craft project" is derogatory

i don't know if this distinction is gendered somehow but it might be??

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

heh i think its totally gendered

max, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

also relevant to my thinking about this is the fiber art of diane itter

http://www.imamuseum.org/sites/default/files/mars/82/8202ce20-b56d-49a9-bd0d-5c51d9fac4d1.jpg

these are entirely composed of linen thread, using only double half-hitch knots -- it feels, for me, like there is such a deep intimacy with the materials, it's really quite remarkable. the works are really quite small, but they are dense flat surfaces that clearly express these conceptual flights of color and pattern and movement -- clearly design! -- but the cascade of fringe reveals the elemental components of its crafting

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "craft project" is an indicator of the "arts and crafts" hobby-horse junk that accompanies "crafting" magazines and indicates an amateur effort. Honestly, it makes me think of scrapbooking, which I tend to associate with suburban housewives.

If you speak to someone's craft, however, it's usually an expression of a skill in creating things, although not necessarily with a polished sense of design. There's a lot of hand-made, functional furniture or clothing that is extremely well-made, but not necessarily with a particular aesthetic. The design seems either cobbled together or inherited.

The combination of craft & design should be highly prized, imo. I love furniture and clothing that is very well-designed, but it's a lot more likely to be factory-made by non-artisans, even if the quality control is very high. I think bespoke suits are probably an example of excellent craft but little design, as many of them are tailored to a traditional template.

Then again, there are plenty of designs that aren't very good or are aesthetically unappealing.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

http://macramecollective.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Diane-Itter-Peruvian-Split-detail-1983-knotting-linen-9x17.jpg

i'm just posting this detail of another itter piece because it just blows my mind.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

tiny tiny knots! so so tiny

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

i don't necessarily think craft is incompatible with industrial process

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

or is it? it's a good question

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think it is! Many very skilled individuals work in industrialized industry, and it's a popular stereotype to think that the reason things are sewn/assembled in countries with much lower wages is due to a cheap, barely-skilled labor force and that americans may not want to do the work. In reality, it's often a highly-skilled labor force, especially for fashion labels with quality control.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're right! and it's interesting how the same labor is privileged based on who the laborer is

i was thinking of Harris Tweed, the manufacture of which is largely automated, iirc, but a certain amount has to be performed by hand in a certain place (the outer Hebrides!) to receive the prestige of the Harris Tweed label

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

In furniture manufacturing, there's currently an interesting case where Herman Miller, who holds the official Eames stamp of approval and sells the branded products switched materials to manufacture the chair out of plastic, which they market as "true to the original, but with eco-friendly materials." Modernica bought some of the original fiberglass molds and sells a formed fiberglass chair that is virtually identical to the original product, but has to market it under a different name.

So, which is the "real" Eames shell chair?

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

I really need to drink more coffee and think as I type. The copy-editing on my posts is horrendous this week.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "craft project" is an indicator of the "arts and crafts" hobby-horse junk that accompanies "crafting" magazines and indicates an amateur effort.

see, i find myself totally charmed by some amateur works -- i have a a collection of crewel embroidery art, mostly thrifted, and my favorites aren't necessarily the ones that show the greatest technical skill. there's something about the care and intention that goes into it, even stuff that's obviously made from a pre-assembled kit.

also stuff like wonky student ceramics and paintings. not as a rule, really, but in some cases the lack of polish adds to its appeal, for me. i'm not going so far as to say any of this is 'folk art' -- because it's not, really -- but there something that feels (forgive me) sincere and honest about that sort of amateur work, in a way that highly skilled artworks don't always capture.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

The scorn for crafting magazines and "scrapbooking" is totes gendered btw.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

I could see that. I think I picked up the distaste from a graphic designer friend, but her feelings were probably more borne of professional disgust than the content therein.

I think there are man-targeted craft magazines, as well. As a kid I lived across the street from an editor of Wood magazine (small project magazine from same publisher as Better Homes & Gardens) and my dad definitely did a couple small projects. That stuff just doesn't do much for me, although it does involve honing particular skills.

Same publisher put out Readymade (now sadly defunct) which I did appreciate, but maybe because many projects were more of a functional bent? Less about making /things/ and more about making things your own.

There's a summer art festival here where a lot of artists from abroad come and show their sculpture/painting/photography and they have to have submitted portfolios, etc. it includes an area with up-and-coming local artists. The same weekend, the fairgrounds host an arts & crafts show where this is some reasonable stuff, some with as much effort expended but not as aesthetically "art show," in a sea of work. You can get some pretty amazing NASCAR-themed stained glass wall hangings and some intriguing wind chimes and dreamcatchers.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

kept guiltily thinking of arts & crafts homes, glad tracer made that connection

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

heh heh

wood

j., Friday, 7 December 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

in orbit reminds me I breezed over the original point which was yes, it's way gendered and comes down to "craft projects" are supposed to be the realm of hobby, and more specifically, the pastimes of women. Kind of an assumed ephemeral quality, as if neither art nor useful goods would come about, feeding back to an artificial limitation on what's actually made.

I think in 2012 there's still a crafting ghetto, but most homemade goods can fit into the market as equals, given the right marketing.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

also, elmo re: your comment about stuff made from a kit or design at home, I know of a few vintage-styled stores who tread the legal line carefully on that issue when it comes to clothing. There's a pretty broad market for vintage clothing designs, and I believe if you know one's out of copyright you can create derivative works for sale, but buying a design, sewing it, and selling it outright is illegal. I knew someone who had to explain this regularly because she'd sew a dress, be complimented on it, and be asked why she didn't sell stuff.

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

it's way gendered and comes down to "craft projects" are supposed to be the realm of hobby, and more specifically, the pastimes of women

this is absolutely what i was getting at. there's definitely a gendered categorization to materials, i think. wood and leather and metal, then, are more masculine, while on the other hand, fibers and fabric and paper are seen as feminine -- but i think this also comes back around to the issue of durability and how it relates to perceived quality.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 8 December 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

i mean yeah that's just your basic home economics vs wood shop gender binary stuff but

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 8 December 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

re: "craftsmen", i was reading a book on bargello needlepoint, the forward of which referred to someone as "one of the world's foremost needlewomen" and the term just struck me, NEEDLEWOMEN, i think it's an awesome word

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 8 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

Oh cool this thread is back! Good, seriously - this is always an interesting read

Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

needlewomen is fantastic

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Hasn't the "-woman" type word become obsolete? I thought we were moving to a genderless convention wrt profession. Needler, maybe.

nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

do you think needlewomen have special sheaths for holding their needles in, when they're not needling with them i mean

j., Saturday, 8 December 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe a really tiny quiver?

nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

in a holster

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

craftswomanship

epistantophus, Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

enjoying this revive

wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:12 (eleven years ago) link

craftswoman ship

would sail on

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm interested in how this relates to the uneasy relationship between book arts and scrap-booking. There is definitely a relationship between the two, but many book artists loathe the hobby of scrap-booking, or at least they resent the conflation of the hobby with the art, which is not a popularly recognized art form. Both are overwhelmingly practiced by women.

Interestingly enough, letterpress printing is currently practiced mostly by women, but was dominated by men when it was the height of technology, not that long ago. This is true of most of the book arts, including paper-making and binding.

I'm interested in how these skills have moved from being considered masculine to feminine. Also interested in how the marginalization of the art form affects the uncomfortable relationship between art and craft.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

those are really great questions! i do wonder how work vs leisure plays into the shift in gender. i don't know much at all about book arts at all, though.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

this weekend i went thrifting as usual and i found a crewel embroidered picture of a weeping cherry tree bonsai (made by a woman) and also a book about how to make and sharpen knives (authored by a man) so take that for what it's worth

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 December 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

Don't think letterpress printing is mostly practiced by women in the UK, fwiw, though it's surely less male-dominated than it was when it was practiced on an industrial scale.

Tim, Monday, 10 December 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

That's an interesting cultural difference. It seems to be a pretty common conceit amongst book artists and letterpress printers over here that the field is dominated by women, with a smaller plurality of gay men and very few straight men. My experience corroborates this. Interestingly, the one letterpress printer from the UK that I've met is one of the few straight men I know working in letterpress and book arts.

I don't know why this is and I don't know why it's different here than in the UK.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 10 December 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

i think the gender binary stuff is a good and useful way of thinking about this, but i was just thinking last night about "craftsmanship" vs "craft project" in terms of reproducibility (is that a word?). Being able to be produced multiple times. That is, craftsmanship implies a certain consistency of work, that something made once that can be duplicated with negligible difference through repetition of the same process that created the original. "Craft project" on the other hand, suggests a certain idiosyncrasy. It's made once, and while it may be duplicated, the product will be noticably different each time. Maybe it's more improvised, or not thoroughly planned before it's begun. Its process is more experimental or simply created ad hoc, in the moment, with materials at hand.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

i think both "craft projects" and "art" share this uniqueness, which i think is part of the tension between them? maybe.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

On a related note, an art professor I know told us her students were into re-discovering old crafts, and while she continued to encourage them to use these techniques and materials, she bemoaned their apparent lack of interest in developing skills. A student might be interested in incorporating crochet or leather-working into a piece or an installation, but would hit this wall early on and not develop a deeper understanding of the actual craft. The way she described it, there exists a genuine appreciation of craft amongst her students that doesn't often go beyond the conceptual.

The result, as she described it was sincere art that, yes, your child could do better.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

There's an idea about maturity--being tested and honed--in the course of becoming master of a craft? Only through grinding repetition do you find the improvements and insights and get the thing into your bones, in the way that's being glorified. Cost of being one of these people: your lifetime. Much easier to admire from the outside.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

"deeper understanding" = accepting that you will do the same thing every day for 10, 20, or 30 years and any gains after the initial skill-acquisition period will be minute and subtle and not adequately compensated.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

I suspect that pleasure factors in there somewhere.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Also, I couldn't draw a diagram of the learning curve, but there's something to be said for an artist who knows how to draw, understands color, can paint, understands the materials, is familiar with the process, knows how to operate a camera, had a depth of knowledge about the software; etc. If you can't sustain an interest in materials and process, why incorporate the plastic arts into whatever it is that you do? I can't tell you how many hours are enough, but achieving some level of skill factors in there somewhere, right?

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Pleasure and/or earning a living. Maybe someday there will an argument to be made that surviving office life requires a kind of craft too?

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

make a little pig out of a pink eraser and some pushpins

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Which is fun and has some value, but I won't fund your kickstarter.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

software developers can sure attest to a range of craftsmanship, skill, and polish

mh, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

Reproducibility seems like it might be part of the distinction between art and craft, but printmaking, photography, film and the digital arts are all examples of things that involve reproduction and exist on both sides of that boundary.

The mechanics of the craft might be a part of that distinction, but I suspect it would be hard to find any existing craft, the mechanics of which couldn't be used to create art.

I suspect that at this point in time, intention and social/institutional convention are the only things that drive that distinction.

This is basically the ongoing discussion of art vs fine art.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

AP in re your story about the professor and "craft" I think since Warhol there's been a pretty powerful strain of thought in art that goes against craft, skill, the artists' hand, etc., although I personally think there's a difference between learning to paint and then ultimately using a studio or machines or computers to do your painting for you versus never even learning how to paint. Which is not to say that I think you should have to learn how to paint specifically -- maybe your "technique" relates more to design, or color theory, or sewing, or woodwork, or the manipulation of certain materials, or CAD, or whatever. But I think there's been some confusion between the idea that it doesn't matter if you do it yourself and the idea that it doesn't matter if you know what you're doing. That was my second-hand impression from people I knew at my school's art program and in some (but not all) other art programs.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I think you're right, Hurting 2. My story is also second-hand, and through the professor's filter, so I won't carry this too far, but I think her emphasis was that she noticed a trend among her students of genuine interest in exploring craft for craft's sake (not surprising, considering that the diy scene has been around for decades), and incorporating the process of doing something manual and not conceptual into their work, but not quite committing to that process. The result was not actually executing a craft so much as it was engaging the concept of craft and writing up an artist's statement about moving away from the conceptual to engage process.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Thought this was interesting:
http://www.aeonmagazine.com/being-human/julian-baggini-coffee-artisans/

Summary: It seems like one of the main arguments in favor of handmade/artisanal products is QUALITY, but if a machine-made product (like Nespresso coffee) can provide sensory pleasure at a consistently superior level, are there still valid reasons to prefer the more "human" effort?

NB: I've barely read this thread, so maybe this has all been discussed to death.

jaymc, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

Nespresso doesn't make superior coffee to good baristas for many reasons. I consider myself a black belt expert in the matter.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

But if it did, fuck yes I would choose the nespresso. Espresso itself is a way more machine-driven process than pour-over or french-press and I prefer espresso.

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, the damning taste test was basically nespresso vs. some bullshit not even fit to use as espresso vs. the hotel's espresso. Maybe the hotel didn't have especially great espresso?

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link

i had a nespresso machine for awhile (it was a gift) and after awhile all the capsules started tasting the same. after the initial novelty it was not that great. i have a $25 aeropress now which delivers faaaaar superior taste, lets me use my own beans, produces no waste and doesn't require an entire machine to heat up.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

baffled to learn that AeroPress is a coffee machine from the makers of

http://aerobie.com/images/Pro-Main-ForWeb250.jpg

autistic boy is surprisingly good at basketball (silby), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

yes! that is their other product!

In France, Nespresso supplies more than 100 Michelin restaurants, including the legendary L’Arpège in Paris.

this is not surprising insofar as france has famously bad coffee.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

wow there is no way i'm finishing that article though

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

In distant last place came the ground coffee I had brought, a very good quality, single-estate bean, but not roasted for espresso and ground four days earlier

i mean COME ON

max, Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

four days is an eternity in ground coffee time. plus they dont say how they kept it -- vacuum sealed? in a freezer? also not roasted for espresso and ground "too coarsely" for the machine

max, Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

aeropress is great y'all

keef qua keef (Jordan), Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

anyway maybe more importantly

Summary: It seems like one of the main arguments in favor of handmade/artisanal products is QUALITY, but if a machine-made product (like Nespresso coffee) can provide sensory pleasure at a consistently superior level, are there still valid reasons to prefer the more "human" effort?

the valid reason i think is basically that we have individual tastes! some people like their espressos w/ different notes, smells, tastes, etc.

max, Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

some people like funny machines with nespresso logos

mh, Saturday, 12 January 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

In distant last place came the ground coffee I had brought, a very good quality, single-estate bean, but not roasted for espresso and ground four days earlier
i mean COME ON

― max, Friday, January 11, 2013 7:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

four days is an eternity in ground coffee time. plus they dont say how they kept it -- vacuum sealed? in a freezer? also not roasted for espresso and ground "too coarsely" for the machine

― max, Friday, January 11, 2013 7:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this. I mean the "ground too coarsely" alone is a really, really big reason why the espresso probably tasted bad, maybe even moreso than the non-freshness. Like why don't you just stick the whole beans right in the portafilter dude, the whole point is to grind it ulrafine and pack it tight to create resistance so the pressure causes the water to extract more.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Saturday, 12 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

thinking a lot about privilege and the perceived "quality" of labor

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

i think there is something i want to say about it that relates to hourly wages vs. piecework but i'm not sure what it is

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

perception that the laborer is white and lives in north brooklyn

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

well yes

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

It's an interesting question, though, because the object and the it's context can create a perception of quality of labor that has no bearing on how it was actually produced. But the perception is important to the brand.

This idea that I own an object that was created by someone who cares as much or more about the object than I do. Same goes for services.

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://gawker.com/5980261/artisanal-manliness-for-fun-and-profit

s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

good crossover with the blogs instruct you how to be a man thread

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

late capitalism is all about bourgeois folks paying a premium for "experiences" with an aura of authenticity

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that's pretty much ridiculous. However, if you strip away the narration and the price tag, looks like a fun camping trip.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

funny article. French presses are great for camping, though.

beard papa, Friday, 1 February 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

artisanal manliness doesn't seem to involve individuality

koogs, Friday, 1 February 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

I bring a french press AND fancy cheese

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i swear the nyt food section editors must have decided to make a push on 'country ham' (vs 'city ham'), these are only two of the stories i've seen it in recently

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/20/dining/picking-a-flavorful-easter-ham.html?hpw
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/24/magazine/mark-bittman-and-sam-siftons-east-over-feast.html?hpw

If it all sounds unappetizing, be assured that the country’s best hams — from producers committed to real wood smoke, pure maple syrup and pasture-raised pigs — are worth seeking out.

j., Saturday, 23 March 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

pasture raised, feh, the best pigs are forest-finished

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

obv. wood is more artisanal than grass

j., Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

the best ham comes from pigs who are actual pipe smokers, tbh

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

We went looking for spring, Mark and I, down in Charleston, S.C., a stunning city, rich with history both sad and ecstatic, in a region that offers a tremendous bounty of fresh ingredients and regional flavors.

Mmm yes hello I am Garrison Keillor.

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 23 March 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Acorn-fed pork for real

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't know that france had notoriously bad coffee. huh. you learn something new every day. you'd think it would be fancy coffee.

craftsmanship-wise, my sister in law/bro in law have this hand grinder and it takes like an hour to grind coffee beans and it kinda drives me up a wall and then they have this science-lab coffee-maker that goes on their stove-top and it makes like a cup and a half of coffee and it takes an hour to make and by then i really want to jump out a window. other than that i like staying with them okay. though my sis in law is a demon in the morning and i try to avoid her entirely until she is awake. i always seem to be in the exact wrong spot in the morning and she has to get around me and i'm afraid she will slit my throat. but i'm just hanging around waiting for coffee! seriously thinking of bringing coffee and a mr. coffee-maker and just putting it in the room we sleep in and not leaving the room until noon next time we visit.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, i'm late to the coffee talk. i like ham.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

Shes like a demon because she has to get up at five if she wants coffee at eight, you should coffeesplain a few things to her

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sit her down, say arent u sick of the daily grind, i find a lil joke at the start of some real talk really opens ppl up to my wisdom /poppins

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I support whatever gets people through the morning with the least amount of suffering. Also sometimes I just have tea because the time it takes to grind beans, boil water, and wait for the french press to steep is sometimes too much.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think the thing is they aren't coffee addicts. they make it for us mostly. and they try to tell me that the grinder is like the greatest hand grinder in the world and i think not if i kill one of you it isn't.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

i love them though. they are the greatest. and they introduced me to the wonder that is my fave restaurant in nyc Prune (twice!) and for that i will be forever in their debt.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

and i think not if i kill one of you it isn't.

This is like a thought I would have! <3

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

Craftmanship, quality and MURDER

mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

prune is great.

s.clover, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

hand-dried prunes

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

air-wrinkled dates

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

individually stoned dates, man those were the daze

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't know that france had notoriously bad coffee. huh. you learn something new every day. you'd think it would be fancy coffee.

craftsmanship-wise, my sister in law/bro in law have this hand grinder and it takes like an hour to grind coffee beans and it kinda drives me up a wall and then they have this science-lab coffee-maker that goes on their stove-top and it makes like a cup and a half of coffee and it takes an hour to make and by then i really want to jump out a window. other than that i like staying with them okay. though my sis in law is a demon in the morning and i try to avoid her entirely until she is awake. i always seem to be in the exact wrong spot in the morning and she has to get around me and i'm afraid she will slit my throat. but i'm just hanging around waiting for coffee! seriously thinking of bringing coffee and a mr. coffee-maker and just putting it in the room we sleep in and not leaving the room until noon next time we visit.

― scott seward, Saturday, March 23, 2013 2:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People who expend the greatest amounts of effort to avoid using the smallest amounts of electricity (unless they are legit committed to some kind of off-the-grid lifestyle) = disgusting savages imo.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I think those things are usually about coffee snobbery rather than electricity savings.

I've been thinking about getting an Aeropress. $20 plus a washable filter, I only envision drinking a cup in the morning so nbd about the time/amount.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get the "coffee snobbery" of using a hand mill versus an electric burr grinder though - I can think of no plausible reason why a hand mill would make things come out better, unless you're worried about generating heat, in which case, just pulse the burr grinder or don't run it for too long.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah there is literally no coffee snob who would prefer a hand mill to an electric burr grinder... even one of those zassenhaus ones

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

bringing my aeropress and hand grinder to iceland for a campervan road trip in may, equally embarrassed/excited

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, mine is a burr grinder (according to the internet--it was a gift) and it makes the most godawful noise, it's literally the very last thing I want to hear in the morning. Whereas my mom's antique hand grinder just does a charming low grrrrrrrr when you crank it. Makes me nostalgic.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

I hand grind my beans every morning with a little Hario grinder. I use it because it is portable and I can't afford a nice electric burr grinder. It only takes about 2 minutes, and isn't very physically taxing, but people at work still think I am some kind of crazy homesteader or something. I guess it's weird to actually using my muscles to do something when I can just stick my delicious fair trade beans in some shitty loud-ass, uneven grinding, impossible-to-clean, blade grinder - or better yet using the ground stuff they keep in the kitchen.

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Monday, 25 March 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

yeah a hand burr grinder is way way way better than an electric blade

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

I guess, but those harios are also vastly inferior to even cheaper electric burr -- I could never get mine to tighten/lock well enough to get the grind I wanted, and it wasn't as even a grind either.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

I mean the Capresso model does the job and it runs like $80-90? Which I can see being expensive for something for work use, although I just chipped in with a couple co-workers.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

i wouldn't say they're vastly inferior if you're doing pourover - you get a few big chunks yeah but the grind is fairly even. of course its not gonna be as good as an electic burr but those start at $100 and are big and not portable and can't be used in the howling hinterlands of the frozen tundra.

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

cant believe hurting wants me to take an electric burr grinder to iceland

max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

ive always had a bit of a craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege and quality boner for a zassenhaus though. but theyre so heavy and for what they cost yeah u should probably get a capresso

http://i.imgur.com/XwVEX5Z.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I have used hario and capresso back to back for pour-over and I find the capresso to be a massive improvement. I found even the finest grind from the hario to be too coarse, aside from being uneven (which is less of an issue in pour-over).

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

god i can't even.. blade grinders are fine, f u all

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

for drip coffee they really are. I think I'd rather have a finer but more uneven grind rather than one that was too coarse.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

capresso burr grinder forever

scott I'm pretty sure I would murder your relatives

mr veg always talks about getting a pavoni manual espresso maker and I'm like fuck you I'm not handcranking my goddamn coffee you maniac

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

this is cheap for an electric burr and i guess pretty ok? http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-DBM-8-Supreme-Grind-Automatic/dp/B00018RRRK

s.clover, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

I wish someone would come up with a raymond burr grinder

sry

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

I have one of those DBM-8 grinders for making coffee at home, and it sucks: Uneven grind, powder that sticks to the crappy plastic cup. I guess if I had to make coffee for more than one person, and wanted a super find or super coarse grind, I would consider investing in one of those Capressos or some other fancy burr grinder. I'd still want to own a Hario mini mill for camping and work and stuff.

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

we've had the capresso for 5+ years, it works great. but we do grind for both drip and espresso so it def suits our needs and copious amounts of coffee that we drink

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Veg the "hand" part of the Pavoni process is literally 10-15 seconds.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

i

don't

care

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

as long as this is the coffee thread now, is there an electric kettle that will heat water to the proper temp or should I just do the 'let it boil, cut the heat and wait five minutes' thing?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I could taste the tiny differences between all these different coffee making ingredients and methodologies. I am sure there are highly gifted people who can, and their perceptions are what drives the ever more finely graded scale of which kind of X is the best kind of X, and I wish them great joy in their ability to enjoy these distinctions.

I can't. Therefore I just drink regular crap coffee and seem, against all odds, to enjoy it; that is my own peculiar gift, just as superfine senses are a gift others enjoy.

Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

Wait 5 minutes?? I bring to JUST the start of a boil and pick up the kettle and wait 13 seconds (usually while I do something else like put 4 plates in the dishwasher or etc so I'm not just standing there).

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know where I got 13 seconds, probably from some ilx thread between dayo and max.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

gol dang yall i'm straight up drinkin folgers right now, if i had any cash to spare i'd buy some fresh from the shop on the corner and have them grind it.

j., Monday, 25 March 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

"pick up the kettle" do you have an ELECTRIC RANGE ugh how gauche

j/k j/k ;P

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

i grew up on instant, but I derive a bit of pleasure from making espresso at home. it's a fun problem-solving process that is frustratingly, interestingly different every time I do it. I try not to be a snob about it though :)
also I drink those sbux via instant things when I need a coffee hit at work so it all comes out in the wash. sometimes coffee is just coffee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

xp HOW DARE YOU I WOULD NEVER. The flame element + reflecting shield + etc seem to retain enough heat that things cook a lil more unless you move the pan.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

Wait 5 minutes?? I bring to JUST the start of a boil and pick up the kettle and wait 13 seconds (usually while I do something else like put 4 plates in the dishwasher or etc so I'm not just standing there).

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Monday, March 25, 2013 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. And I love in an almost obsessive compulsive kind of way finding little tasks to do in between bits of the coffee process/finding the most efficient order to do things in, etc.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

gol dang yall i'm straight up drinkin folgers right now, if i had any cash to spare i'd buy some fresh from the shop on the corner and have them grind it.

― j., Monday, March 25, 2013 2:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Get someone with a Costco membership to buy you coffee there -- good coffee at Folgers' prices. I've been using the Colombian beans for a while and they come out to about $5/lb.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

no thanks man i can't make basic food intake into a strategic economic operation, that's the first step down the road to hand-ground artisanal civet coffee

j., Monday, 25 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

slippery slope argument

Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

other end of the spectrum is artisinal dumpster diving

The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

oh idk, I think it's kind of a different path. artisinal consumption is all about throwing economics out the window. I remember some article (maybe from the quid/ag ny times thread?) where some brooklyn foodie type was talking about how his moderate income family spent $12 on half gallons of milk and $8 on a dozen eggs.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

For $24/gallon, do they walk the cow to your front door and milk it in front of you?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

insanity

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

I hope the people are actually getting $2/gal milk poured into fancy glass bottles tbh.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

i love good coffee but i will also drink any kind of coffee.

scott seward, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

they have good beans at the co-op market here. i grind them there. i used to grind electicallu, but my grinder pooped out. i kinda dig that swedish coffee i see in all the supermarkets now. i like the yellow bag. they must have been bought out by Kraft or something, cuz i never saw it and now its everywhere.

scott seward, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, found it!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/14/magazine/14food-t-000.html?_r=2&scp=3&sq=chicken%20meatball&st=cse&

Apologies, it was $14/gallon, not $12/half gallon

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

gevalia, i guess?

scott seward, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

Until recently, whenever we went to the farmers’ market, we would lug home $50 pork roasts and $14 gallons of milk. We would spend over $100 on food that might not last more than three days. Sometimes we’d shop on Saturday morning and have nothing to make for dinner on Monday. I shrugged this off as one of those oddities of New York life, like getting a ticket because your neighbor put out his trash on the wrong day. But the $35 chicken made me reconsider. Buying sustainably raised beef and sustainably squeezed milk and sustainably hatched poultry is a way of life that, these days, I just can’t sustain.

One of my favorite clueless statements of all time

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

"All these ming vases are starting to add up! There must be another way to decorate your house!"

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

gevalia, i guess?

― scott seward, Monday, March 25, 2013 3:11 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah it's not bad. my other supermarket rec is seattle's best level 1 or 2.

probably the best mass-market coffee is the target single-origin stuff

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

archer farms

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't had costco tho...............................

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

best super mass market is chock full o nuts

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

"electicallu"

uh, ELECTRICALLY...

scott seward, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

xxpost dayo interesting, i haven't tried the target/archer farms. what's the price like?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

everytime ive been its always on sale for like $6-7 a bag, but it might be a 10 ounce bag instead of a 12 ounce bag

乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

good to know, I might check it out

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

i only have a few essential requirements for my coffee. it needs to have caffeine, it needs to be drinkable black, and it needs to keep the #2 train running on time.

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, I had not heard that phrase before.

The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol elmo <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

laxative qualities of joe shld get more mention in reviews

Aimless, Monday, 25 March 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

those cheap cans can fool me these days and i curse like a sailor when i get home and notice that i bought 1/2 CAFFEINE friggin' folgers or whatever. what the hell is wrong with those people? people can make weak coffee on their own.

scott seward, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

savages

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

I've liked most Archer Farms products ....

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

i love good coffee but i will also drink any kind of coffee.

― scott seward, Monday, March 25, 2013 2:03 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my man

my lil' sis is working at a Caribou Coffee a bit, so I have some complementary beans. Might french press them this week.

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

Do you people who drink any kind of coffee drink it black, or with a bunch of cream and sugar? I feel like with enough cream & sugar any coffee is drinkable, but I prefer minimal enhancements to my brew. The beans I get are fair trade, locally distributed, are a decent price, and taste awesome black.

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

decent stuff i'll drink black. most other coffee i'll cut with at least a touch of cream and sugar.

s.clover, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

bad coffee demands half & half
good coffee: 2% or almond milk

i can't drink black coffee anymore, owing to the increased schedule of #2 trains etc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

Do you people who drink any kind of coffee drink it black, or with a bunch of cream and sugar? I feel like with enough cream & sugar any coffee is drinkable, but I prefer minimal enhancements to my brew. The beans I get are fair trade, locally distributed, are a decent price, and taste awesome black.

just drink it jeez

j., Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

ha, lactose intolerance and "Sugar: The Bitter Truth" was what got me wanting to start drinking it black

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

xp to vg

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

We have a shaker of raw sugar that we just use for coffee, tea, or if you're my roommate, putting half of it into your granola. And I would prefer a little cream, settle for almond milk because of the lactose, but it takes a lot more of it to give the same feel as cream.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:46 (eleven years ago) link

I really miss the silkiness of milk fat.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link

i am enjoying it but it's ironic that this has turned into the artisinal coffee paraphernalia thread, right

schlump, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

yep

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

I'm picky enough that I'll bring my aeropress when I travel and know there isn't anything nearby other than starbucks or my parent's cofee but I'm not picky enough that I'll grind it all ahead of time.

I drink it black like 95% of the time, but sometimes add a little milk if I'm getting drip coffee from somewhere; I rarely eat any dairy but almond / soy / coconut / rice milk don't cut it for me in coffee.

joygoat, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago) link

affogatto is a forgiving way to enjoy bad coffee if you have icecream in the house :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

I don't drink coffee much at all but I had an affogato the other day from the same place that makes the snickerdoodle soda and it was a pretty exciting experience.

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago) link

i made one the other night. so good. dangerous though :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

You're killing me. I ate a plate of mac'n'cheese on Saturday and my stomach just stopped hurting today. ;_;

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

And by "today" I mean a few hours ago.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

I really miss the silkiness of milk fat.

I gave up milk a few years ago and this is my #1 regret, but this stuff is a great splurge. I hate the chalkiness of almond milk in coffee (but drink/use it for everything else).

http://www.drinksilk.ca/silk-for-coffee.php
The Canadian domain leads me to guess its not in USA but there must be a similar product?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

I've definitely seen silk "creamer" in the US, and it's pretty good in coffee for a soy product.

I usually use a splash of milk, no sugar. The milk does something really nice to the coffee flavor that I can't quite describe, whereas I find that sugar just kind of masks it.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

i drink coffee black but sometimes if i go to a coffee joint i will get the triple-dipple-mochachinolattecoolatta or whatever. for fun. sometimes its fun to add a ton of half & half and sugar to coffee as a kind of dessert. but generally i like it black. like my men. (i am so saying that the next time i order coffee somewhere.)

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

also if coffee is riiiiiiiiiillllyyy rilly strong i don't mind cutting it with milk. like beyond strong. like mud. with all the scary oil floating on top.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

i have it with milk if it's not great coffee, with sugar if it's really not great, and black when it's good (i.e. when i make it myself)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

I'm picky enough that I'll bring my aeropress when I travel and know there isn't anything nearby other than starbucks or my parent's cofee but I'm not picky enough that I'll grind it all ahead of time.

lol i know this headspace v well

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

lookit this stupid thing.

Beautiful, well-balanced and exquisitely made, this glue pot should last for decades and will bring an aura of old world charm and craftsmanship to your workbench.
Brass glue pot $96.95

Glue pot warmer $24.10

http://www.lmii.com/images/stories/category/SpecialtyGluePotFBGP450.jpg

arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

for reference i made my own glue pot today from shit at the salvation army for $6.00.

arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

are you a luthier?

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 5 April 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

i've made a few guitars.

arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

all without a $70 glue pot?

srsly tho tell us about making guitars

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 5 April 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

i'm in my second year of school for it, so i'm pretty green obv. what i have learned:

-it is equal parts great fun and wanting to die
-cumulatively the tools are extraordinarily expensive

idk what do you wanna know

arby's, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

well, I guess as germane to this thread, what are the differences between a $99 guitar and a $9000 guitar? Are you hoping to become an independent maker of handcrafted artisan guitars? What's the price-point for guitars made by your instructors? Do they teach because they're into it or because making custom guitars doesn't pay the bills?

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Friday, 5 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

those french market cans of coffee in supermarkets are p alright

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

as guitars?

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

rubber band coffee can jams

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

Where is the link to the NPR story about the $100 Guitar Project?

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

And here is their webpage: http://www.100dollarguitar.com/

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

xxp those are all really good questions! i'll start with these:

What's the price-point for guitars made by your instructors? Do they teach because they're into it or because making custom guitars doesn't pay the bills?

i think those are both reasons they do it. their guitars start at around 3000 or $3500 for a basic acoustic guitars (probably half that for electrics) so naturally it's hard to find buyers. most full time hand builders probably put in 70 hour a week or something and with exceptions only eek out a living. there's a lot of self marketing involved, you really have to get out there, hit bluegrass festivals and shit, there are so many builders out there, nobody is going to just google onto your website and buy something without playing it.

Are you hoping to become an independent maker of handcrafted artisan guitars?

this is ideally what i'd like to do. i don't enjoy repairs all that much, but there's a lot more steady work in it, and, see above. get a famous person or two to play something i made and maybe it could happen? it's the dream. wake up and saunter into your own shop and immerse yourself.

what are the differences between a $99 guitar and a $9000 guitar?

this is a really good question but a tricky one. 99-to-9000...the tonal difference between a brick with strings and a face full of hot air? between 600 and 3000, the difference between a factory guitar and a handmade guitar can...be all sorts of things. possibly better woods, possibly better craftsmanship, but there are fantastic playing and sounding factory guitars out there, it really depends where you go. factory guitars are commonly overbuilt, but that's far from the rule. with hand makers you might get, say, more attention to voicing of the instrument, a better sound, i think the biggest thing hand builders offer is options. it's getting a guitar that is tailor made in terms of neck contour, nut width, spacing at the saddle, body depth and dimensions, wood combination...and do you want a guitar that sound great in the studio or a loud bastard that can keep up with a banjo? iow the difference is mostly luxury.

arby's, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

that $100 guitar thing is awesome.

arby's, Saturday, 6 April 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol i am a terrible salesman.

"arbys, why should someone consider your product?"
*pry guitar from kindly inquisitor's hands*
*toss on pile of wasted dreams and fire*
"u should try a seagull"

arby's, Saturday, 6 April 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

so much bullshit, my friend bought a whole can of attractive old forged nails from a reclaimed furniture store for a few bucks. also "For decorative use only, a pilot hole is necessary."

HIGH-FIVES TO ALL MY COWORKERS AT THE QBERT SEX SWING (silby), Saturday, 6 April 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

at a certain point you've got to be honest with yourself and just say "these are weak wall hooks" instead of nails

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

i like this store near me. and it reminds me of this thread for some reason. i don't actually ever go there cuz i am always at my store but they have fun stuff. and their whole thing is a whole thing. industrial lamps and old pencil sharpeners and all that.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/LOOT-found-made/222948171103406?id=222948171103406&sk=photos_stream

scott seward, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

and they are in turners and thats really cool cuz its really not brooklyn but more nice arty folks are moving there. cuz its so cheap and not brooklyn. and its a great place.

scott seward, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://onedof.com/

Rolls eyes at weirdo audiophiles.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

tbf that thing is fucking beautiful and I would buy it if I had infinite money

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

oh, btw, I just googled it and it costs $150,000. I think at that point I would just pay children to walk in a circle holding my record.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah sorry the price tag obv the craziest thing. I read about it on PSF which did mention the $150k but obv it's not upfront on the website.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

tote bags:

http://shop.naturalchildworld.com/collections/frontpage/products/full-inside-out-tote

koogs, Monday, 22 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

these handbags with envelope-like features made out of the mailbags that used to deliver them is the type of stuff that really gets our rocks off

fucking Telstra (silby), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

Daguerreotypes:

http://primalphotographic.com/

What fresh Hel is this? (doo dah), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

Tintypes etc. are pretty dope tho. <3 Sally Mann's glass plate work

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

thinking a lot about this stuff again, which should surprise nobody.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

regale me

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

generally, thinking about the ways independent craftspeople compensate themselves for their own time. it's not exactly surprising to see, for example, young men making their masculine type products -- let's say, for example, leather goods -- pricing their wares pretty highly. it's pretty common to see examples of things that are relatively uncomplicated in manufacture priced at a premium. some of that cost, i think, can be traced to the cost of raw materials, but it's likewise pretty revealing of the mindset to see folks who are clearly in the 'apprentice' stage using top-grade raw materials. the rest of the cost relates to how the maker values his time, as well as some more nebulous attributes of taste and aesthetic.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

also, dudes selling machine-hemmed cotton pocket squares for $20 on styleforum or wherever

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

i've always seen pricing as a signaling device, tbh, i don't know if it necessarily is a reflection of how the 'craftsman' values their time

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

but you're prob right that in the very low volumes these guys are dealing in, it probably is a reflection of how they value their time, their 'break-even' point

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

it doesn't matter how much someone values their time if someone else isn't willing to pay for it

iatee, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

well, yes, exactly. but regardless of actual or perceived "quality", there seems to be a much higher valuation of the cost of labor when it's done in a western nation by a white man, and how that relates to ideas of class distinction and luxury. q.v. the price of custom suiting on saville row vs. in hong kong

i know i'm probably not blowing minds here, but it's just something that's been stuck with me for a while.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

rent is probably a big part of that cost. you have pretty fixed monthly costs and they've gotta be factored in...

koogs, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Rent where though.

sword of (seandalai), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

where your customers are

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 07:03 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

ok so i have been learning about basketry (lol i know) and it's there's a stark difference in how a work is represented based on who and where it was made, even if they are both contemporary. e.g.

"handwoven basket made by marion q. basketweaver of birkenstock, north carolina"

vs.

"contemporary zulu basket"

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

otm

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

i mean not that I know anything about basketry, but that seems like a broader principle in representation of art and craft

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

whoa. that is stark!

how's life, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

a popular rite of hazing within my scout troop was telling younger scouts that smoking the reeds would get them high.

how's life, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

this shows up a lot in all types of handwoven textiles as well -- rugs & carpets, for ex -- one one hand, the artist is identified by name, their works are often exhibited in a gallery or museum setting or else marketed as objets d'art -- and on the other hand, work made with no less artistry or skill, by usually only identified by regional, ethnic, or tribal affiliation whose worth is much more fungible, as objects of trade

this is really just a general observation of what i've come across, i'm sure there are notable exceptions to this trend tho

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

Feel Walter de la Mare's short story Lispet, Lispett and Vaine is the great work of fiction about craft and craftsmanship, consumerism, privilege and quality. Opening scene has two gentlemen discussing a poor man working on a surprisingly well-crafted piece of wicker, I think it was, in the middle of the square in a provincial market town. The story of who he once was and the history of his family is a fable about the preservation of traditional quality and the nature of material worth.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:33 (ten years ago) link

don't know the de la mare story, but the Henry James short story The Real Thing must give it a run for its money in the fiction-about-craft etc stakes

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link

The movie "the craft" disappointed on this score

double major in board law, medicine; failed 'stfu' module (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:52 (ten years ago) link

Haven't read it, Ward. Will give it a go.

Will also watch The Craft for important comparison purposes.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 08:26 (ten years ago) link

light as a cage-free goose down feather
stiff as a hand-hewn sustainably-harvested hardwood board

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 11:41 (ten years ago) link

So is this stuff close to jumping the shark yet ?

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

no

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

I don't know anymore, I live out in Queens.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

i think i had two takes on this recently with my landlord and his brother. facts: brother was building a photography stage using reclaimed wood. landlord is a living embodiment of quiddities of the ruling class: works for NPR, drives a Prius, went to prep school, inherited a lot of money and property, the whole shebang.

landlord, nose high in the air, grin on his face: mrrmmm, ahem, well, he's using re-claimed wood, it's really expensive and trendy, and it's, like, a thing with "people" now. you wouldn't know that now, would you* (note, I made this last part up to represent the tone of his voice).

brother: yeah, i decided to use some old wood because I thought it'd fit with the look of [the project]. shrug.

my take is, some people are into this thing to be obnoxious snobs (shocking), and others might just like it for whatever reason.

Spectrum, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

A friend of mine calls this "conspicuous nonconsumption"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

wheeler dealers & industrious skinflints have been stripping old buildings of their salvageable components and selling them since forever, it's much more recently that this has come to signify environmental consciousness

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

i guess the only thing that bugs me is the exclusivity. when relatively wealthy americans concentrate their purchasing power on expensive, artisanal, and/or "ethical" products made/sold by people who look like them & come from a similar background, they're only making the privileged world they inhabit that much smaller and more closed to anyone else. though it's not intended that way, it seems like a kind of moat-building.

twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

I read The Real Thing, Ward, thanks for the recommendation. Wasn't quite what I was expecting. Something to do with definitions/insufficient comprehension probably, but I could only really make it about craftsmanship in the most allusive or tangential way - the relationship of craftsmanship to art, the distance between inspiration and money-earning skill, the objects required for art and the objects required for artisanship, copying and - the register of the artists work if you like. It all felt a bit allusive as I say (James, right? I don't really know James at all).

I did also re-read Lispet, Lispett and Vaine in the same session, and there were various bits I thought were interesting:

You know, Maunders,' I said, when we were a hundred yards or so beyond the old gentleman's pitch, 'this thing isn't at all badly made. The pattern is rather pretty, and there's a kind of useless finish to it.'

This I take to be a definition of craftsmanship of sorts - 'a kind of useless finish'. Non-utilitarian graces to more or less utilitarian or everyday goods. The definition at this point is necessarily dessicated - the basket has been bought off an old, pitiful man in the market town square. Maunders, the narrator's appropriately-named and rather elliptical interlocutor, explains that he is the last of the Lispets - former 'Mercers to Their Majesties', whose House has collapsed. They are allegorical in significance:

'You may hunt down the aboriginals of the Firm for yourself, if you feel so inclined. They appear to have been Phoenicians. Tyre, maybe, but I gather non-Semitic. Some remote B.C. glasswork in the Egyptian galleries of the British Museum bears their "mark" – two inverted V's with a kind of P between. there are others – a cone "supported by" two doves; a running hound, a crescent moon, and a hand - just a slim, ungrasping hand. Such marks have been discovered, they say woven into mummy linen, into Syrian embroidery, Damascus silks, and tapestry from the Persian Gulf.

'The priestesses of Astaroth, according to Bateson, danced in gauze of L. L. & V.'s handiwork. They exploited the true bombyx ages before Ptolemy; their gold thread gleamed on the Ark of the Covenant; and it was fabric of their weaving in which the Queen of Sheba marvelled before Solomon. The shoes of his apes, sewn-in with seed pearls and splinters of amethyst were --'

The narrator interrupts - tho not before Maunders has has got in a riddle (again interrupted):

What's more, they knew in those days that objects are only of value when representative of subjects. Has it never occurred to you (no, I suppose not) that the Wisest's apes, ivory, and peacocks were symbolical? The apes representing, of course --'

'Of course,' I interrupted hurriedly.

There's an interesting earlier statement by Maunders:

'The present generation - with its Stores and Emporiums and Trusts and "Combines" - is blind to the merest inklin of what the phrase Merchant Prince implies. We are not even conscious of irony in the little Tommy Tucker's Nation of Shopkeepers. Other times, better manners. The only "entirely honest merchant" of late years - so far as I have definitely heard - is bones in Shirley graveyard. Still, the Lispet tradition was not of mere honesty.'

Not one of mere honesty. My gloss on this would be that the implied definition of merchant dishonesty is here I think where the products are not made for the sake of the product, but for the profit (causing "'man to learn the bright little lesson that not only necessities, but even luxuries, can be the cheaper if they are manufacture a gross at a time.'"). Who would make something 'for the sake of the product'? Those whose tradition it is to make those products. That is the 'mere' honesty anyway - the surplus i think is probably some superrefined version of tradition (the finest of the threads that goes up to make these mercers' wares if you like).

Lispet, Lispett and Vaine is very much about preserved tradition:

'And yet, do you know, there was really nothing at the root of them but - well, a kind of instinct: to keep themselves clean. Animals share it. That, and the pride with which a single virtue darkens and suffocates a man if he isn't for ever toiling to keep its growth under. The one secret of their stability, of their being, and, in times past, of their success, was simply this - that nothing they should, would, or could ever conceivably offer for sale need disturb for a breath of a sob or the weight of a dewdrop the ashes of their sleeping forefathers in Adderley Churchyard. The like of which their forefathers had done by their forefathers.'

or

'Lispet, Lispett and Vaine would have as gladly catalogued their goods as have asked for references. Advertise! Why, a lady might as well advertise her great-grandmother's wig. They were merchants of the one true tradition. Their profits were fees. Their arrogance was beyond the imagination of a Tamburlaine, and their - what shall we call them? - their principles were as perennial as the secret springs of the Oceans. It was on similar principles that Satan sold the fruit to Mother Eve.'

or, in a section of general applicability to the whole craftsmanship debate:

'You cannot see,' said Maunders. 'But that is simply because your modern mind is vitiated by the conviction that you just pay a tradesman to sell you a decent article, that you can with money buy quality. You can't. L. L. & V. merely graciously bestowed on their customers the excellence of their wares, of their "goods" in the true old meaning of the term - a peculiar something in the style and finish which only the assurance of their history and their intentions - their ideals, if you like - made possible.

In this idealised, allegorical version of craftsmanship then, these are not Veblen goods (I very much think that's a thing in the actual world of 'craftsmanship' though): the profit is not increased by increasing the expense, the expense is set by the standard of the craftsmanship. The expense is an indicator of the craftsmanship, but it exists on a scale with it - not Veblen goods, but if you were to imitate the notion of craftsmanship, you would do it by creating Veblen.

It is a moral notion:

'There is a kind of goodness in good work.'

The converse of that single dark virtue of c'ship, is the dark side of all preservation, mentioned in the previous paragraph:

'At an extreme, of course, this tradition became the very devil.'

and a bit later

'Then, enter Beezlebub. Their only conceivable corruption could come from within, in one or two forms, putrefaction or petrifaction. Well, you shall see. In the earlier annals they can never so much as have tasted temptation to sink to trade devices. Progress, on the other hand, was practically denied to them. Their monopoly was the only one to be had for the asking - their integrity.'

This is a familiar difficulty. I was at a Cornish steam engine exhibition recently, and I suggested to the person I was with, that the rather gypsy-wagon type painted floral decorations on these marvels of engineering were a good example of the unnecessary note of craftsmanship, something I said I felt, hesitating as I did so, was less prevalent today. She pulled out her iPhone as a phatic contradiction. I'm still not entirely sure that this is the case, there is something utilitarian about the craftsmanship - the unnecessary may not be strictly utilitarian, but it is not strictly superfluous either. Whatever, Apple feels to me probably the best current example of being stuck between Progress and Putrefaction and/or Petrification - the family thing kind of fits as well, with Steve Jobs as a sort of surrogate patriarch.

In L. L. & V the fairly persistent association of tradition with family in the story means that de la Mare uses 'inbred' madness to represent this corruption of old tradition. As a consequence a sort of material, c'manship corollary of Veblen happens:

'The other customers he kept waiting, or insulted with questions, or supplied with more delicate and exquisite fabrics than they required.

'The story goes that a certain Empress renowned for her domestic virtues commanded a trousseau for yet another royal niece or what not. A day or two before the young woman's nuptials, and weeks late arrived silks and tissues and filigrees spun out of some kind of South American and Borneo spider silk, such as only a nymph could wear. My dear K --, it nearly hatched a European War.'

The extreme of craftsmanship as represented here is a sort of sadistic exploitation of the fact that people will pay for things they cannot make themselves - they are in a position of weakness, and the more that weakness is brought home to them, the more they will pay. It is a pathology of craftsmanship, and L. L. & V. dies of it soon after.

There is a sense in which imperfection helps things survive (there's a glancing allusion to that old saw about Arabian carpet-makers, imperfection and Allah perhaps - that formalised attempt at spiritual safety/protection for the craftsman, more analagous to God/Allah than the artist):

'Henrietta has a few bits of embroideries and silk of the time. Perhaps she will show them to you. Even a human craft can reflect a divine disaster. And the linens! - of a quality that would derange the ghost of an Egyptian embalmer.'

There are a few important bits that didn't quite fit into the flow of the exposition - two bits on the relation of art to craftsmanship:

'Art, my dear, dear K --, whatever you may like to say, is useless'; unless one has the gumption to dissociate use from materialism.'

(it hardly needs saying Maunders is a practical aesthete).

and (a propos of their interbreeding):

'They were self-sufficient - like Leonardo. Except, of course, that they were artists only in the sense that they designed and distributed objects of flawless craftsmanship; while he was consummate craftsman only by degree of his supreme art. And that was - or was not - between him and the infinite, so to speak.'

(at the risk of going into the deeply unfalsifiable, but without the time to firm up the necessarily attenuated evidence, i wonder whether the earlier suggestion that the craftsman rivals God, might with this quote be the root of an aphorism - 'The craftsman rivals God, but the artist stands next to the infinite', or maybe 'God stands between the craftsman and the infinite, between the infinite and the artist there is nothing' and then use these as a springboard to the notion that God is in fact 'inartistic', is himself mercantile. We could weave a fine, not entirely original heresy around God being a Merchant Prince, and humans being the Majesties - with all the pathological sadism I suggested above fully implied.)

These speculations are relevant to the story:

...why shouldn't an old English "House" bequeath its tradition? They believed - not Athanasian fashion but in their insides, so to speak - they believed in that perfect quality and consummate workmanship which, naturally, only exorbitant prices can assure. Exorbitant prices, mind you, not profits. They valued their fair fame. ..

+

'In plain Anglo-Saxon, the whole thing in decent practical moderation was merely the positive forecast of a Utopian dream.'

That craftsmanship - here the modern conception of it anyway - is Utopian feels axiomatic, or applicable across all definable examples of it. The Millennial attempt to recover Eden by bringing about perfectibility (a phrasing too compressed to be entirely accurate, but how i want to couch it) is observably a part of craftsmanship - static perfectibility without the requirement of profit, or no profit, and no perfectibility either (I'm thinking numerous craft fairs), but done yourself - again, Edenic (not Millennial tho - everything's done for you in folk versions of that). Why is it axiomatic? Well it feels definably part of the William Morris movement to be crude, the reaction against industrialisation, the fetishisation of medievalism - I don't think anything about modern notions of craftsmanship exclude this utopianism (that hasn't to a certain extent escaped Morris notions of craftsmanship by including significant elements of industrialisation, like Apple - tho its interesting how a decline has been accompanied by its attempts to assuage the worst excesses of its exploitative industrialisation, as if trying to emphasise the craft over the industrial has begun to play into the pathological notions of ideal perfectibility outlined above). Brain's spun off a bit there - technological utopias v pastoral utopias was where it ended up. (some of this feels it applies to the concerns of the Work & Productivity thread - systems of continuous improvement v perfectibility).

and finally, which belongs up in the bit about perfectibility and flawlessness:

'Things do as a matter of fact seem to rot of their own virtue.

This is not a story that sees the pastoral scenes it describes as without a malignant core - and this quote seems to get at the core of the notion of craftsmanship. (de la Mare's stories are deeply, excellently unheimlich, i'd point out).

two other things - i asked above, 'Who would make something 'for the sake of the product'? Those whose tradition it is to make those products.' The obvious point here is the socio-economic conservatism of this situation (the tautology of the story):

'The long and the short of it was that every single one of the firm's employees was happy. They were happy in the only sense one can be truly happy - in service.

A book like Humphrey Jennings' Pandæmonium, of the violent freedoms and irrevocable reconfigurations that the industrial revolution wrought, is the massive counterblast against this pastoral/edenic view (not Walter de la Mare's I should add, but then neither is the opposite, and he is rather more in sympathy with the rotted conservatism of the unsympathetic Maunders than the destructions of the Industrial Revolution.)

Like someone above, I also worried about the gendered nature of the word 'craftsmanship'. In some ways its unconvertability indicates its time-bound nature, not part of our modern age, maybe. In L. L. & V. the main craftsmen are women, tho they serve men, this is to a certain extent the historical case as well, at least the notion was not solely the preserve of 'men'. Another word should be found where we find craftsmanship in our current time.

'Facts' are also associated by Maunders with the utilitarian, in fact the fiction of his story, of de la Mare's story successfully associates craftsmanship with art (successfully but artificially - it's not a natural association as H James shows). But there's a small twist right at the very end, which evaporates the notions of craftsmanship into nothingness.

Sorry, i know this is terribly long - i've mainly stopped blogging, and suspect these sorts of energies belong somewhere else, but it was in part a response to Ward, and seems to belong here as much as anywhere else.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Fizzles, I'm sure if there's been any 'insufficient comprehension', it's been on my part, and thank you for this fascinating response. Allusive is as gd a word as any for Henry James.

Must admit, it's been a while since I've read 'The Real Thing', but one of the things I liked abt it - and like abt James in general - is the way that HJ opens up a readerly space where it's easy - permitted and encouraged - to imagine a 'counter-reading' to the 'reality' offered by his narrators (most obviously, the governess is mad and there are no ghosts.) With 'The Real Thing', it seems entirely possible that the joke is on the narrator, who has failed to notice the pathos inherent in his subjects' faded gentility: the artist's devotion to craft - to creating a 'proper object' which pleases a client - has blinded him to the 'real thing' (the raw stuff of ART with a capital A) that literally sits before his own eyes, begging to be made into a 'proper subject' of art history, as real as Rembrandt's self-portraits, say.

I suppose it's not a very charitable definition of craft to always place it in opposition to art - but obv as a not-terribly-market-pleasing author, James was always worrying about the art/commerce question, abt the need or otherwise for an audience, the compromises that popularity might entail and the utility of a finely wrought art object that alienates many more than it entertains.

'The Real Thing' definitely feels like one of his most parable-like short stories - but again, it's hard (allusive AND elusive) to put one's finger exactly on the moral lesson that's in play. A further possible complication maybe is the high level of James' own literary craft, his expertise at the nuts and bolts end of literary production - structure, metaphor, dialogue, plot, character etc - that is, in his work, a launchpad for the infinite. I tend to think of him more like a Coltrane figure, more than other writers - someone who had mastered their instrument, who was capable of extraordinary moments of extended virtuosity, and whose deep late work still represents a great challenge.

Sorry, this is probably of no use whatsoever to the topic at hand - I must seek out this de la Mare story.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link

that's hell of a post. i need a minute to read all of it

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link

ok i might need to go over it a second time to absorb all the many fine points you've raised, but this is outstanding stuff fiz & ward

kinda lost me with iphone / apple / steve jobs stuff, tho.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

Waht is it Made, by Henry James

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

it occurs to me that the kind of "craftsmanship" that once went into the decoration of a steam engine and the sort that now results in an ipod are entirely different things. where apple is concerned, the craftsmanship in question is an aspect of design (design being the creation not of physical objects, but of ideals, abstract templates from which physical objects might later be struck). this elevates the design and designer while relegating the object-maker to the status of assembling machinery. it also devalues the made object itself, which becomes the clumsy shadow of an external ideal, an instance of type with no uniqueness value or "personality". this conception of craft squares neatly with the values of consumer capitalism and technological utopianism: the object is a product, its maker an employee.

the steam engine decoration fizzles mentions is nearly the exact opposite of this. the made thing need not be measured against any external design-as-ideal. creatorship honors are extended not to some distant, conceiving designer, but the person whose hands made the physical object. any brand or "house" value attached to the made object must be subordinate to and in fact wholly dependent on its intrinsic quality. to the extent that thing-making is seen as unskilled assembly, it loses its craft-value, cease even to be "craft". in this conception, only a unique physical object can possesses craft-value, that value the expression of a still more valuable craft-capacity residing within a small set of human masters, perhaps only within a single individual.

in large part, the contemporary CCVPQ matrix seems an incoherent, at least half "magical" attempt to attach our received sense of the thing-value of "old fashioned" hand-craftsmanship to goods mechanically produced in the manner of an ipod. that isn't to say these must be veblen goods. their presumed value may not serve as the patronage of any specific human's craft-capacity, nor need it reflect the valuation of unique and high-quality thingness. it can, however, be a moral statement, the pursuit and elevation of intrinsically valuable design and/or assembly quality.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

the thing-value of "old fashioned" hand-craftsmanship to goods mechanically produced in the manner of an ipod

photogs talk about cameras' "build quality" a lot, which is pretty close to what you're describing here

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that's a good point. the quality of certain built things is hugely dependent on assembly precision. build quality really counts, for instance, when it comes to complex mechanical devices like cameras and watches. it's even more important in the manufacture of musical instruments, where older conceptions of craft and craftsmanship are still dominant. otoh, build quality isn't terribly relevant to the perceived craft-value of an ipod, which seems an almost perfect instance of perceived quality as the product of design alone.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

worth noting that there isn't any significant movement to add cute indie/artisanal "specialness" value to hugely skill and material dependent craft objects like guitars.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

man that would be obnoxious, like reclaimed wood pianos or some shit

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

Brooklyn Violin

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

this is calling back, but on the gender binary stuff we had been discussing upthread --

i was watching a few documentary clips of tapestry weaver archie brennan, whose work i've been getting into,and during one point he talks about how contrary to how we might expect, tapestry weaving was long considered man's work. not out of any particular masculine affinity but because tapestry weaving was taught by apprenticeship. to his telling, masters were reluctant to take on any female apprentices because they felt their instruction would be "lost" or "wasted" once the pupil got married and had kids. i'm sure this has applied to many other trades

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

That's also partly a function of that labor moving outside the home, though. Women did the spinning, weaving, and sewing for their households & family groups and also for sale, when those things were part of the domestic world.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

oh absolutely -- i think brennan was speaking about was the first half of the 20th when he learned his trade. i gather that there was a distinction between tapestry and other types of weaving

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

For two centuries, almost everything that the family used or ate was produced at home under her direction. She spun and dyed the yarn that she wove into cloth and cut and hand-stitched the garments. She grew much of the food her family ate, and preserved enough to last the winter months, She made butter, cheese, bread, candles, and soap and knitted her family's stockings. ...

Women also ran sawmills and gristmills, caned chairs and built furniture, operated slaughterhouses, printed cotton and other cloth, made lace, and owned and ran dry-goods and clothing stores. They worked in tobacco shops, drug shops (where they sold concoctions they made themselves), and general stores that sold everything from pins to meat scales. Women ground eyeglasses, made netting and rope, cut and stitched leather goods, made cards for wool carding, and even were housepainters. Often they were the town undertakers...

-Barbara Wertheimer, We Were There: The Story of Working Women in America

xp Agreeing w you, I just wanted to quote that bit. :)

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

xp And that is describing pre-industrial revolution life, specifically.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link

there isn't any significant movement to add cute indie/artisanal "specialness" value to hugely skill and material dependent craft objects like guitars.

no, but you can make a ukelele from a pre-packaged kit!

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

For two centuries, almost everything that the family used or ate was produced at home under her direction. She spun and dyed the yarn that she wove into cloth and cut and hand-stitched the garments. She grew much of the food her family ate, and preserved enough to last the winter months, She made butter, cheese, bread, candles, and soap and knitted her family's stockings. ...

It's hard to tell what's meant exactly without more context, but I'm not sure this is exactly accurate -- women certainly, collectively, did all of these things, but I don't think it's correct that each respective women made all of these things for her own family. Or at least it sounds a little like one of those fantasies of a pre-trade world where every household was "self-sufficient."

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

In a frontier agrarian economy with few/no neighbors and a long distance from commercial centers, every household was ""self-sufficient"" or else you just didn't have things. I don't have a citation for this, but I don't think most people would dispute that men, collectively, built cabins, cleared fields, tilled and planted fields, harvested crops, hunted and fished and had to be good shots and woodsmen, cared for and trained livestock, made furniture/did basic woodworking, and so on. If you were really bad at some of those things, your family just had to wear ill-fitting clothes or sit on wobbly stools...tho I guess you couldn't really afford to be "bad" at the ones that involved basic subsistence.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

idk, I guess it would depend on how close you lived to a village or trading post or w/e? Would be genuinely interested in reading more detailed studies of this sort of thing. I thought I remembered Graeber or someone like that talking about how self-sufficiency pre-industrial-revolution is a bit exaggerated. You don't need the industrial revolution to have candlemakers or yarn makers or carpenters or whatever, but it's true that you would need some density of population.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

For two centuries, almost everything that the family used or ate was produced at home under her direction.

i think i want to highlight because under her direction necessarily implies that the kids were doing a lot of the work, too

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

Orbit, making these men sound attractive! Of course I wouldn't feel worthy unless my sewing and cooking skills were flawless. Room for improvement.

Wonder if there ever was a household with wonky furniture, children with tummy aches all the time, smell of burned baked items at least once a week, no needlework in the home and poorly sewn clothing. Has to have been?

*tera, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

xp to elmo Oh def. The kids were doing a lot of the work that the fathers/men did, too. Anybody can get up early to milk a cow, or churn butter, or learn to shoot a gun or a lot of other necessary tasks.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

i think it's also easy to overstate the "impossibility" of that sort of self-sustenance because we're just not attenuated to a lifestyle where you learn candlemaking with your mom by necessity because if you don't, you don't get to see at night & besides you can't let all that beef tallow will go to waste

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Actually, tera, I have an excerpt for that too!

...the pressures of home production left very little time for the tasks that we would recognize today as housework. By all accounts, pre-industrial revolution women were sloppy housekeepers by today's standards. Instead of the daily cleaning or the weekly cleaning, there was the spring cleaning. Meals were simple and repetitive; clothes were changed infrequently; and the household wash was allowed to accumulate, and the washing done once a month, or in some households once in three months. And of course since each wash required the carting and heating of many buckets of water, higher standards of cleanliness were easily discouraged.

- Barbara Ehrenreich and Deirdre English, "The Manufacture of Housework," in Socialist Revolution, 1975

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link

Wonder if there ever was a household with wonky furniture, children with tummy aches all the time, smell of burned baked items at least once a week, no needlework in the home and poorly sewn clothing. Has to have been?

and even their "bless this mess" placards are all fucked up

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

At least re clothes, I know a few ways they were extended to save women labor: Skirts of dresses were made with deep pleats around the bottoms that could be taken up or let down if someone grew or clothes were handed down to a shorter girl. Also when fabrics got worn or stained on the outside, solid colors could be cut apart and the pieces turned inside-out and resewn to give the appearance of new cloth.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

n a frontier agrarian economy with few/no neighbors and a long distance from commercial centers, every household was ""self-sufficient"" or else you just didn't have things. I don't have a citation for this, but I don't think most people would dispute that men, collectively, built cabins, cleared fields, tilled and planted fields, harvested crops, hunted and fished and had to be good shots and woodsmen, cared for and trained livestock, made furniture/did basic woodworking, and so on. If you were really bad at some of those things, your family just had to wear ill-fitting clothes or sit on wobbly stools...tho I guess you couldn't really afford to be "bad" at the ones that involved basic subsistence.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just think it's more likely that some men were more oriented toward certain of these skills and some toward others, and that trade still took place to make up the difference, even among families that lived relatively remotely. Yes the average man or woman probably had a FAR wider range of subsistence skills than 99% of modern people, but I don't think that even in the colonial days most families did everything themselves. And there were specialists and tradesmen (who, again, would still probably have a range of other subsistence skills) way, way before the industrial revolution.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Uh I don't think it's in dispute that the authors meant a conglomerate housewife or whatever. When you say, "the pre-industrial housewife" you're obviously not referring to the one and only woman who was ever a pre-industrial housewife. So I don't know who you're arguing with but it's pretty dumb.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

yeah hurting, i don't think anyone was arguing against the existence of trade?? L's point seems to have been that this was work that was done ~at home~, rather than at a 'work-place', and that as such these tasks fell under a rubric of household management which was primarily the domain of women?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

yeah I guess I am kind of getting off on a different tangent, but I feel like the myth of complete "self-sufficiency" is sort of related to the thread topic as well, and it's something I was just talking about with a friend so it was on my mind.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

worth noting that there isn't any significant movement to add cute indie/artisanal "specialness" value to hugely skill and material dependent craft objects like guitars.

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, July 24, 2013 4:52 PM (2 hours ago)

god how i wish this was true

nice moderating dude (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

Orbit: Thanks! That makes more sense...

*tera, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

custom shop guitars, boutique manufacturers, hand painted effects pedals, etc

nice moderating dude (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

on the topic of self-subsistence, you know who gets really crafty?? doomsday preppers!

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

stupid effects pedals are deeply offensive to me

loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

kinda lost me with iphone / apple / steve jobs stuff, tho.

uh, yeah, think i lost myself a bit tbh. it was a cackhanded attempt at trying to find modern parallels - an association of craftsmanship with a modern item, where industrial methods of production didn't preclude the notion of craftsmanship in the design (a dissociation of the physical notion of crafting from the notion of the 'pride of the producer' and the subsequent difficulty of maintaining that 'tradition'. Put plain - how does a company or product at the top stay at the top - the problem of progress or putrefaction/petrification. Don't really think it works - at least without several quite significant intermediary steps - but i'd had a couple I'm afraid.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

where industrial methods of production didn't preclude the notion of craftsmanship in the design

i can think of a lot of examples of this, mostly in textiles and apparel

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link

relevant:

S.E.H Kelly makes garments with the makers of the British Isles. The best mills and factories in the Isles, these makers — and, with them, every cloth is woven, and every garment is made, with the unstinting standards, and the characteristic sturdiness, of the best British make.

http://www.sehkelly.com/about/

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:11 (ten years ago) link

their photo tumblr is one of my absolute favorites, as far as menswear stuff goes. most of the photos focus on the materials, processes, and technologies that go into the producing the garments, rather than their design or how the finished product is sold / styled. it is def a fetishistic catalog in a way; it has a sort of preoccupation with tools. the process of clothing manufacture is so largely obscured from the view of the consumer that i find the focus pretty engaging, even if i know it's a kind of a silly nostalgic view of the nobility and purity of the way things used to be made.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dbdb86a82d4280d8215c97551b352dc/tumblr_mpikvyTAye1qk32ueo1_1280.jpg

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

ok i'm done

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

No, more!!!

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

loads more here:

http://sehkelly.tumblr.com/

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link

strange noodle looms

乒乓, Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link

on the level of personal experience, tho -- i work for my family's business, a t-shirt company. we are something of a specialty printer but first and foremost we are known for our tie-dye designs. in most people's experience tie-dye is rightly epitome of 'crunchy craft' insomuch as it's results are highly random & notoriously difficult to control with precision. color matching is not always easy, but there's also the question of coming up with large-scale manufacturing process that will reliably produce the desired pattern over & over again. we produce a lot of inventory, so there are standardized folding & pleating techniques, templates, dye recipes & ratios, laundry procedures, methods of dye dispensing, etc etc -- all of which go into standardizing output of this particular craft, which is the basis of our reputation, on a large scale.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

Love SEH Kelly! Beyond love!

I have always wished I was part of some family business that included being skilled in a trade that I needed to learn and become great at. It always clashed with my sister's wish that we were just an old money family (boring). My family is made up of various office and teaching jobs. I'm the only one who does anything crafty. Grandmother's did thread pulling and needlework to relax and that's about it.

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

http://www.jpeterman.com/One-of-a-Kind

scott seward, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

first google result
http://pandpguitars.com

"Every guitar is meticulously crafted from carefully selected pieces of reclaimed timber. Each is unique in appearance, sound, and story. Over a century ago a carpenter built a barn. Milled timbers of ash were hand hewn and framed to last for ages. The builder probably didn't consider that 150 years later that timber takes a second life as an electric guitar, but stories like this are what makes each piece special."

wk, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

retracted

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

buy our stories

Aimless, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

It's funny because if it's the story of the wood itself that's interesting then maybe they shouldn't sand it down, destroy the patina, and make it into something else that's brand new and doesn't have a story. People should just start collecting reclaimed wood planks and displaying them as art pieces.

wk, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

http://www.etsy.com/listing/110976884/reclaimed-wood-art

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

really wish I could find the SNL driftwood sculptor bit with John Malkovich

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

i like that wood art thing

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

Ha!!Loved that driftwood sketch!

this woman...
http://olga66.wordpress.com/my-works/

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

i can't decide whether 'reclaimed' or 'upcycled' is the worse marketing term

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:28 (ten years ago) link

"reclaimed" sounds fine to me.

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link

that first wood artist is seriously underwhelming; the second at least has some kind of brutalist vibe going

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

the first one seemed more of a decor piece whereas the second one seemed more like something you'd see in a gallery or museum

Treeship, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:35 (ten years ago) link

well yes

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link

idea for a hipster furniture store: Reclaimed Freight

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

HA! Or just Pallets!

*tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

on that note, i saw someone on craiglist locally selling cable spools as reclaimed coffee tables

i mean they've ALWAYS been coffee tables, i'm pretty sure my dad had one in his first apartment too, but his wasn't 'reclaimed,' is was junk

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

my boy cyrus was making upcycled dorito bag purses at camp the other day. #westernmass4ever

scott seward, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

but did he meticulously craft the purses from carefully selected dorito bags that each had a unique story?

wk, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

Upcycled Cinderblocks

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

reclaimed lint

if you tolerate this, your children will be sexting (seandalai), Friday, 26 July 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

it's interesting how a disproportionate amount of the stuff that's marketed this way is actually stuff that probably doesn't require a huge amount of true "craftsmanship." Like fucking pickles -- I mean ok, you use higher quality ingredients, you fuck around with the recipe a little, you try different kinds of pickling jars or whatever, but ultimately anyone with a good sense of taste could probably hit on a good pickle-making process relatively quickly and the rest is marketing. OTOH I have a friend who makes really beautiful furniture in brooklyn, and the thing is he has been doing various kinds of carpentry and construction almost his whole life, and his family was in the business too. So even though his furniture is very much marketed in that Brooklyn way, it can probably make about as legitimate a claim to "craftsmanship" as anything can.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

just think of how many recipes they had to throw out

how many pickles they had to taste thoughtfully

the records they kept about each pickle's flavor notes

the balance of garlic and dill, so carefully adjusted from batch to batch

the number of different fonts they tried out for their business cards

j., Friday, 26 July 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link

i want to sell pickles made in the spirit of jazz culture, that is, the recipes are improvised with each batch.

Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:50 (ten years ago) link

i once bought a jar of "irregular batch" pickles from the discount store. they tasted unusual.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 26 July 2013 04:22 (ten years ago) link

russian roulette style pickles. 1/100 jars is poisoned.

Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link

you just need to stick with it, contenderizer, enough to get rid of all the programming big pickle has done to your tastes all these years -

WITHOUT YOUR EVEN REALIZING IT!!

j., Friday, 26 July 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

vlasic more like vlascist

Treeship, Friday, 26 July 2013 05:23 (ten years ago) link

hey hurting can you describe exactly how cooking & preserving foods is somehow less of a craft because i just want to make sure it's not just a lazy gendered distinction between durable & consumable goods

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

wait why is this a "gendered" distinction? I was specifically thinking of dudes I have read about who leave wall street jobs to found some "craft" or "artisanal" business. "Craftsmanship" used to mean a skill you develop over a lifetime. There's no reason that can't mean "consumable goods" but it's just hard for me to believe that pickle-making is the kind of skill one needs to hone over a lifetime.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

just think you are kind of begging the question of what "true craftsmanship" is here

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

i mean, if a "craft" can be described as a set of skills and practices, then it seems a bit unfair to compare a relatively small set kills (making pickles) to a larger set (woodworking). you're putting your finger on the scale, there. just because one set of skills is bigger than another doesn't make the qualitatively different.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

Ok, I developed the ability to make really good cappuccinos. It probably took me months of practice, maybe even a year. I don't consider myself a "craftsman" because of this. I think it would be kind of insulting to what "craftsmanship" really means to do so. I think there's something very late capitalistic about the idea that you can quit your corporate job and become a "craftsman" by starting a business.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

i still don't get the basis of your distinction; you're just comparing unequal skill sets again. if i were an apprentice cabinet maker, it might take me a full year of dedicated practice to learn how to make a really good dovetail joint. it's not one skill that makes up the whole discipline of woodworking, just as making cappuccino or pickles does not make up the entire discipline of cooking.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

I think there's something very late capitalistic about the idea that you can quit your corporate job and become a "craftsman" by starting a business

i mean -- i guess so? but isn't that kind of a good thing, that people are able to do this? obviously sure, taking a year or however long out your life to learn a new trade is dependent on a hell of a lot of economic privilege, even moreso in new york. ok, i get that. i just don't understand what's so contemptible about "quitting corporate to go artisan" per se.

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

there's nothing contemptible about that as a life choice, that's not really my point. I'm saying that the labels ("artisan" "craftsman") have been robbed of some of their meaning.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

to me they have spawned new hilarious contexts (artisanal pencil sharpener etc...) rather than meaning dilution

Philip Nunez, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

it's a fantasy people play when they discover life has no meaning. as in, money, status, and possessions are what we're all taught is important in our culture, and that shit's a dead end since we were taught these things have meaning for no other reason than the fact people make money off us from it, so it's easier to live in lala land by becoming an "artisinal craftsman" than to face the fact that everything you've lived for and still live for is completely pointless.

Spectrum, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

ime it's far more common for ~products~ to be described as "(hand)craft(ed)" or "artisanal" than for their makers to self-label as "craftsmen" or "artisans"

so yes i agree that if someone handed me a business card that said "pickle craftsman" i probably would die laughing but does that even happen?

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

i'll take the position that skills become more valuable as they are honed, educated and integrated. the skill of a master woodworker with decades of experience IS more valuable, in a general sense, than some ambitious kid's year-old enthusiasm for pickling. a lifetime's worth of kitchen experience in the hands of a truly gifted cook is far more like the former than the latter.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

i kind of differ on this point. in furniture the main thing i admire is the enthusiasm of the novice.

fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

I think it's not the process of pickling so much as the end result that's ridiculous. I mean, it's just a pickle. How could you devote your life to that?

wk, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

I mean if you're going to get into the craft of fermenting stuff, at least learn to make something useful like booze.

wk, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

well yeah, i think if we were talking about beer or cheese it would be more difficult to write off culinary craft as seeming insubstantial in comparison to other of the "practical arts"

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

it's easy to say "LOL pickles," but if i spent a year learning how to make really amazing cheese and everyone says my cheese is the best and i go into business for myself -- how have i NOT earned the right to call myself an artisan? how many years are necessary? or am i only allowed to claim that if i learned my ancestral cheesecraft through secret family traditions

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

i kind of differ on this point. in furniture the main thing i admire is the enthusiasm of the novice.

― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, July 26, 2013 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in furniture the main thing i admire is a comfortable resting place for my ass.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

peopel are forgetting the japanese dudes who spend 10 years just learnign how to make sushi rice

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

xxp why "artisan" and not "cheese maker"?

Spectrum, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

but you craft one pickle...

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

my business card says 'reclaimed dildo craftsman'

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

bespoke handmade dildos whittled with utmost care to fit your internal dimensions

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Two fittings, guaranteed

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

I wld probalby buy a pickle from the guy who had been making pickles for 20 years over hte guy who had been making it for 6 months

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

THat's the problem, right. epople take time off and they read ablog about pickle making an three months later they open up the Picklery in red hook

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

read that as Pickleberry and thought "there's a concept the world is ready for!"

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

Nobody wants to eat your pickles that you psent three months learning how to make. thats probably a terrible pickle

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

The other problem is that thinking high quality ingreidents make for a good pickle. Okay your cukes are from a family owned farm near the finger lakes and your vinegar was distilled from all organic apples grown in connecticut. Your pickles still fucking suck you goddam asshole

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

Nobody wants to eat your raspberry dill coriander pickle. Go away

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

You say that and I want to agree w you but I had a temp roommate last year who made "peach lavender butter" which sounded mystifying (and worrisome) but turned out to be AMAAAAAZING and I wish she had been my roommate longer so I could benefit more. She was also young and super awesome and worked at an artisanal pickle store, incidentally.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

ugh i spent $12 on a so-called artisan pickle that was SO OBVIOUSLY the work of a journeyman picklesmith, just dreadful, i just had to returned to the neighborhood cornichonerie and demanded my money back

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

Journeyman picklesmith is a delightful phrase

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

This brine. THis brine contains the salt of my father's sweat, and the salt of his father's sweat before him, and the salt of his father's sweat before him. WE have toiled long and hard and across generations to bring you this briny pickle. Eat it with respect

乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

Give a man a pickle and he will eat that pickle. Teach a man how to throw a bunch of cucumbers into a barrel with some brine and vinegar and he will feed all of Brooklyn with artisanal pickles.

wk, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

also <3 Journeyman Picklesmith. the central character in a ribald 18th C knockabout allegory.

Fizzles, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:09 (ten years ago) link

http://www.cbc.ca/books/malcolm.jpg

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 27 July 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

sorry all this talk about brooklyn artisanal pickles reminds me of this: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2013/01/sell-out-part-one.html

chinavision!, Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

pretty sure malcolm gladwell is a lurker here

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

i sense the pressure of his gaze

fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

Can't believe i didn't read that story before. Amazing.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

i do not know your words.

j., Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

Ever so often I want to slip into that manner of speaking: "is good"

chinavision!, Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

J - explain plz w yr own word things?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

that pickle thing was pretty funny. i read it. today.

scott seward, Saturday, 27 July 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I can't read it without hearing the voice of Gru which seems somehow appropriate.

wk, Saturday, 27 July 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

that was my man herschel, sterl, cmon

j., Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

hey elmo you've been talking about gender and fiber art a lot on this thread so it seems like the right place to mention this person's work to you http://erinmriley.com/section/19419.html

i too went to college (silby), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

i have seen her work before! i really appreciate the tension in her work between the ephemeral nature of the snapshots she uses as source material and the actual process of tapestry weaving, which by its nature is very slow & rigidly procedural, accumulative

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 5 August 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

This sort of fits the thread, given the frequent conflation of precious consumerism with environmentalism:

http://observer.com/2013/04/the-lie-of-locavorism/

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

Maybe I don't hang out in the right circles to be pelted with so much "extreme locavorism" but that article seems so strident, not that I don't like a good rant because I do, it's just that, why does he have to beat it into the ground? I don't know who he's railing at. If it's just rich people whose nannies can pick up their CSA at the Navy Yard during business hours, then okay I guess but who takes them seriously anyway?

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, outside a few neighborhoods in Brooklyn (and the circles of people who regularly eat in trendy restaurants) I don't think it's an issue that crosses people's minds that much. There's almost no visible "locavorism" in my neighborhood. Maybe it's visible at Whole Foods - I don't shop there. It's not like there's any real threat to the food system as we know it right now.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

Community gardens aren't even my particular thing, but I could probably think of 3 benefits of them that aren't remotely addressed by that article. All the whole-life improvement stuff, understanding where food comes from, teaching kids about growing things, encouraging people to eat fresh veg & fruit by giving them a stake in them, just for starters.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

I think there are important differences between community gardens and the kinds of urban farms he's mainly talking about.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

But yeah, I think there's probably benefit to every city having some urban farming, it's just not the kind of thing that we can or want to scale to account for a significant part of our food supply (except maybe in cities like Detroit that have huge amounts of unused land).

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

I've thought about that before but I'm fairly certain no soil in Detroit is clean enough to grow food in--trucking in the topsoil and/or cleaning up all that land is prohibitively expensive and complicated.

Also yes, block gardens etc are different from the farms he's talking about, but he's ONLY TALKING ABOUT one arm of the local food movement. It feels like he just chose the one he could "debunk" and ignored the others.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link

hmm good point in re Detroit

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

i too think that fresh fruit and vegetables are better when they have steak in them

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

was it the new yorker that had that article a long time ago about how much less energy people in cities use? per person or whatever. that article was ahead of its time. maybe its still online.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

when i lived in philly i ate a LOT of new jersey produce in the summer. there was so much from jersey. great stuff too. you could get normal jersey vegetables or fancy vegetables. they had it all.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

okay, i should really read that article. i'll read it now...

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

new jersey has lots of great farms. but they are great actual farms. it is a state with lots of farmland.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

its the garden state, iirc.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

i'm already confused by that article cuz he says people in nyc want more gardens and then he talks about gas mileage from roscoe new york.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

eh i can't read the whole thing. when he starts blasting CSAs - you don't even know what vegetables you will get you better really like vegetables! - what a dummy.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

even the whole gas mileage semi truck/freight train travel thing is dumb. as if a train from california stops in front of every grocery store and unloads its produce and saves precious energy. that train unloads and a million trucks load up with produce and then navigate endless miles of city traffic to get the friggin' carrots to grocery stores. dummy.

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

reading scott's posts in a dr. steve brule voice

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 9 August 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

lol me too

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 9 August 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

i don't know who that is are you guys makin fun of me again!?

scott seward, Friday, 9 August 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

most importantly, Brooklyn Grange is in fucking Queens. It should be called Queens Grange.

dan selzer, Friday, 9 August 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

scott: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Vg9PUbP30

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 10 August 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

that pocket isn't level.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

very astute

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

it's my craftsman's spirit-level eye.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

totally appropriate if you're a fireman on a steam train.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

have people always had such a strong desire to wear work clothes? i mean people who don't actually do a lot of physical work for their job. maybe it goes back to wearing costumes as a kid.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

sometimes i miss my custodian's uniform. and my walkie talkie. i don't really though. the pants were itchy.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

when I was 14 I went through a dickies catalog phase (along with a group of friends). But at least that was relatively cheap.

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

I hear that in the workers' paradise, the cotton denim isn't fair trade. :/

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

have people always had such a strong desire to wear work clothes

i think: no, for the most part.

i have a thought about how the rapid rise in the popularity of workwear happened in paralell to the crash in '08, where it was suddenly gauche to dress like a wall street banker even if you were top 1%. when the top percentile of the economy quickly recovered, there was still a sort of nationalistic adherence to americana and heritage brands, but became more and more expressed through traditional & preppy styles. at this point even that's passe and we're on to bold status dressing again and worshiping italian style tailoring

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

i blame ralph

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/HmxNny4hY7_l.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

but not really. he's been doing that forever.

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link

in fact it's possible to see in that specific element and the general motif (I was going to say 'overall motif') an attempt to resolve some of the things we're talking about.

the general motif is industrial labourer or czech robot if you like. the specific pocket is individualism, and a gesture to idiosyncratic amateurism of the sort Treeship was talking about upthread.

i kind of differ on this point. in furniture the main thing i admire is the enthusiasm of the novice.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:10 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think that view represents - if you'll forgive me for pigeon-holing, TS - the post-machine age view of craftsmanship (I'll keep what historically speaking i think is an inaccurately gendered... sexed.... word (i'm tempted to say 'cisword' - is that a thing).

Romanticism is the lodestone here, (or maybe Rousseau) but the useful waymark is William Morris and the Pre-Raphaelites. There's a fetishisation of a projected pre-renaissance Merrie England in their approach - utopianism partly defined by 'pre-knowledge'. Don't want to get into scholasticism v renaissance approaches to knowledge cos i'd totally expose myself, but part of the reason I used the phrase 'machine age' rather than 'post-industrial' is because between the 13th and 15th centuries I think notions of craftsmanship were essentially forged by early forms of industrialism which ran in together with the early renaissance and urbanisation - there is an assumption implicit in fetishised medievalism that links pre-knowledge with pre-accountancy, pre-urban, pre-industrial landscapes. And not entirely wrongly so - it was the moral fetishisation that was surely wrong.

What characterised those pre-machine age notions of craftsmanship? Guilds, towns, money, men, Hansa, weaving, credit, merchants, houses and families, division of labour. (One point is that pre-machine money=fineness, with post-machine age craftsmanship money=uniqueness or at the least localness/individualism, not precluding fineness). Craftsmanship had a reason for its guilds, its closed shops, its special language, its rituals, its special taxes, its houses, its special days, and artisanal rarifying of skill, all designed to keep people from imitating and replicability - a monopolistic administrative con, a controlled market. . We want it industrial, but not tooo industrial dahling (see again the denim overall). We want what our neighbours have, but not what too many of them. Craftsmanship was controlled industry, the start of the industrial revolution.

In fact the actual making of things took place everywhere - villages of course had their cartwrights, their shoesmiths and - worth saying they needn't be *fine* in such circumstances, though no doubt some had better reputations than others. This is the late 19th C 'medievalism' aspect, I think. Towns themselves were still heavily rural:

Things had barely changed in 1722, when a treatise on economy deplores the fact that artisans instead of peasant were concerning themselves with agriculture in the small towns and princedoms of Germany. It would be better if everyone 'kept in his own station'. Towns would be cleaner and healthier if they were cleared of livestock and their 'piles of dung'. The solution would be to ban all farming in the towns, and to put it in the hands of those suited to it'. Craftsmen would be able to sell goods to peasants; peasants would be sure of selling the regular equivalent to townspeople, and everyone would be better off.
(this is Braudel, btw - it indicates that the simplistic town/rural pov wasn't entirely true, and also that it was true enough to attempt to see a theoretical division).

What's really interesting is that even at the time the holders of the money - men, Houses, guilds - looked to inexpensive labour out of town:

Moreover, in Flanders and elsewhere, where the towns had established a sort of industrial monopoly in the eleventh and twelfth centuries, there was a massive exodus of urban industries to the outskirts of the towns in the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries, in search of cheaper manpower, outside the protection and hawk-eyed supervision of the urban craft guilds. The town lost nothing thereby, controlling as it did the wretched rural workers outside its walls and managing them as it wanted. In the seventeenth century and even more in the next, villages took upon their weak shoulders a very large burden of craft working.

+

'the putting-out system' – 'The rural artisan worked at home, helped by his family, while still keeping a field and a few animals. Raw materials - wool, flax, cotton - were provided by the merchant in town who ran the operation, received the finished or semi-finished product and paid the bill. The putting-out system thus combined town and country, craft and farming, industrial and family labour, and at the top, mercantile and industrial capitalism.

Marks and stamps of fineness were needed to preserve against imitators or interlopers, but were also needed because, like most industrialists, they were always looking for the cheapest form of labour to provide the best quality producet. I'm sure the were workers more skilled than others, that's because they didn't allow others a look in. Division of labour also helped - you could split the highly-skilled and more expensive from the mere producers. In terms of gender, families, women and children all worked beside men at the lowest-paid levels. Once you start getting getting into more specific and higher-paid areas, you start to see gender division, not all one way. Are the words a guide here? Tailor, sempstress etc. Probably not entirely.

Interesting to note India in this pre-colonial period - a 17th C (I think) traveller was astonished to notice their vastly superior metallurgy with vastly inferior production processes involving hoe-like instruments, and no division of labour:

'...they had succeeded .. in producing a crucible-fired steel of exceptional quality, which was exported at high prices to Persia and elsewhere. In this respect they were ahead of European metallurgy. They worked their own metal, producing ships' anchors, fine sidearms, swords and daggers of every design, good hand guns and respectable canon (not cast but made of welded iron bars hooped together).

er, regarding division of labour, i've found this scrawled note, and I'm not sure what's me and what's quoted, sorry:

By definition much of this form of historical craftsmanship died with the industrial revolution. And this pre-industrial version of craftsmanship, efficiency was a vital element to a good craftsperson - you can spend time making one good sword, but can you make many of them, over and over again. Technique means the ability to replicate the skill in a way that is able to generate you money. There is nothing utopian about this. We are not looking at the creation of a world of one-off ideal items, some sort of Platonic heresy - the craftsman who makes the single ideal sword, such a thing would be worthless. Or to put it in a less philosophical way a European traveller to India in the 18th Century was astonished at the deficiency of tools, which meant that a sawyer could take 'three days to make a plank which would take our workmen but an hour' (Pierre Sonnerat - p504 The Perspective of the World)

Who could fail to be surprised that ‘the fine muslins we seek so eagerly are made on looms composed of four pieces of wood stuck in the ground?’ If the Indian craftsman nevertheless produced masterpieces, this was the result of extraordinary manual dexterity, further refined by extreme specialization: 'A job that one man would do in Holland here passes through four men's hands before it is finished'

Anyway, machine-age industrialism fucked up all that European protectionism of craft, and splintered notions of craftsmanship into all sorts of paradoxical and contradictory somewhat idealistic elements that were taken up late 19thC to form the modern notion of craftsmanship.

To take one example: if things aren't replicable by machine, and it's possible to get from there to saying it's the individualism that matters more than the replicability - ie it matters less whether it's a good chair, more whether it's a chair made by an individual.

It would be unfair to characterise the William Morris set like that of course - they were all about the design, and one of the more interesting case studies wrt the transmutation of notions of craftsmanship is typography.

It's essentially an inherently industrial method of formally necessary design. It does not require vast amounts of labour of course - that is where it differs to the industries around cloth, say. But that is also what makes it interesting. I'll take the William Morris set, who designed their own Dove typography:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Doves_Press_Bible.jpg

It was designed by Thomas Cobden-Sanderson in the Morris environment of Hammersmith on the banks of the Thames. In an argument over the rights of who had to use it, ie replicate its image, Cobden-Sanderson, threw the matrices and letters over the Hammersmith Bridge by night:

And now I am on my guard, and throw only type, and clear of the bridge … I have to see that no one is near or looking; then, over the parapet a box full, and then the audible and visible splash. One night I had nearly cast my type into a boat, another danger, which unexpectedly shot from under the bridge! And all nights I fear to be asked by a policeman, or other official guarding the bridge – and sometimes I come upon clusters of police – what I had got in my 'box' … Hitherto I have escaped detection, but in the vista of coming nights I see innumerable possibilities lurking in dark corners, and it will be a miracle if I escape them all. I am doing this wholly 'on my own'; no one is aiding me, no one is in my confidence, no one, not even Alice or Albert, and of course not Annie, knows.
(Annie was his wife).

You can interpret this as expression of individual ownership, of idiosyncrasy, of the post-machine age Morris utopianism - reproduction of the product is post-lapsarian. After this reaffirmation and symbolic expression of the death of artisanship, it's interesting to follow typography in Britain. There is a direct line through Edward Johnston (tube typeface, + live near and knew Cobden-Sanderson), thru to Eric Gill (pupil of EJ's & famous designed of gill sans-serif of course), to David Kindersley (full-on morrisite, coulda shoulda woulda designed UK's new motorway and a-route road signage, honorary operation yewtree candidate), and his third wife, Lida Lopes Cardozo, who designed the gates for the British library:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/British_Library_Gate_Shadow.jpg

This is industrial artisanship - and let Lida Lopes Cardozo serve the death-knell on 'craftsmanship' as a word, and see this interesting quote – an English traveller (1793) registered surprised and delighted at the unwonted sight of peasant women near Peking breeding silk worms and spinning cotton: 'which is in general use for both sexes of the people, but the women are almost the sole weavers throughout the Empire'. ( (I don't know anything about the considerable and remarkable Chinese cloth industry, no doubt with its own fascinating development - it would be interesting to see whether notions of the craftsman are different in a society with a different development of pre-industrial industry)

BUT YES - weavers, always the weavers. Take 11th Century Flanders, with weaving an industry since Roman times, add English wool, and then a superplus of the Vikings, with their trade routes stretching into Russia and their wealth, a splendid market for high-quality textiles. This is on the start. The weavers are at the centre of everything imo. They smashed the traditional bonds of communal serfdom:

living near or on subsistence levels
traditional rights
hereditary and guaranteed tenancy of a piece of land
firmly embedded with kindred

they disappeared into something more volatile, more urban, psychopathically and heretically literate. I'd love to know whether their characteristic revolutionary chiliasm can be followed in any way to the late 19th Century craft utopianism of Morris et al, maybe via EP Thompson's revolutionary underground. Can't remember why this Hogarth pic seemed crucial to my argument at the time I was taking these notes, but here it is anyway:

http://www.shakespeares-sonnets.com/Archive/Images/Prent401.jpg

Can't remember what the title is either - let's call it The Industrialisation of Craft... wait! it's called Industry and Idleness. Maybe it was to reiterate the point about notions of craftsmanship essentially being merchant owned and governed:

Industries which made goods for export, on the contrary, had their economic basis in a rather primitive form of uncontrolled capitalism. notably in the great cloth industry it was merchant capitalists who provided the raw materials and who owned the finished product, which was sold on the international market. There the position of the skilled workers - the weavers and fullers - was precarious...
pp28-29 The Pursuit of the Millennium.

Possibly also illustrative of the genuine transformation of a craftsperson's occupation that was transformed to the point of notional destruction by the industrial revolution. Weavers! They're always at it:

www.youtube.com/embed/ekjSHUNODdg

(kinda prefer The Dixon Brothers version tbh, but couldnae find it).

Anyway the point, if I had a f'ing point, is that the denim overalls can be read in one way as a symbol of the complications of pre-industrial and post-industrial notions of artisanship. To bring it, importantly, to the pickles - notions of artisanship seem to me to be divisible between the individual amateur, but as the typographic example showed, that can grow into a meaningful tradition, that may or may not be contained within a family or House:

In answer to Hurting 2’s comment:

but it's just hard for me to believe that pickle-making is the kind of skill one needs to hone over a lifetime.
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:52 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


I agree with Hurting 2, but I might make a distinction is between a person who makes pickles whether over a lifetime or no, and a handing down over several lifetimes knowledge of pickle-making. the one year journeyman pickle-maker is different from the family of pickle-makers. Pickle-Makers to Their Majesties, with their carefully seasoned oak-barrels, their vinegars derived of the finest vintages of Burgundy vinegars, their cucumbers grown in secret locations, specific leeward riverbanks that catch both the morning and evening light but are shaded from the midday sun by the dappled shade of sycamores, the secret timing of their preparation, ritualised as entire religions, dependent on the cycle of the moon, the mansions of the stars, and the aphelion/perihelion distances of the sun, their hieratic picklemaker robes. The contents of the recipes split between nine unknown pickle men, matching the nine wise men of the east, whose identities are a closely kept secret, and who only convene at intervals of prime-numbers in cloisters inaccessible to all but the very poorest and most humble. their pickles so refined that only a few may be allowed to consume it, they only know the secret words to be uttered at a certain few, shabby establishments that will bring forth from darkened back room the specific gherkin or cornicon required.

One has the ritual and ceremony... and also reliability... of the early industrial, pre-machine age of notions of craftsmanship, and the other an individual and localness and non-guarantee of quality. they bleed into each other - would reiterate the hippie-morris intersect point about cold-war notions of apocalypse feeding into the need to be able to do things yourself.

I think i can probably make an argument of mobile phone companies being crypto-Hanseatic Houses or Guilds from the above, but i can't be aris'd rite now.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

fu tl;dr tbf

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

also, i'm going to go spare if i don't work out soon how to embed youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekjSHUNODdg

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

ah fuck tha lot of yers

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

woah, nice. i'm gonna need a while to digest that but i'm psyched to read that massive post, fiz

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

fpd u for cisword but when i get a chance i'll take that on (on phone atm)

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

a few more fps in there if you take the time to go thru tbf,

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

i look fwd to it

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

str8 fyre beautiful post fizzles

tho obv i'd contend that if you can't tell the difference in the pickle at the end of the day, yr process, however an interesting paragraph it makes, is a black box to which i am entirely indifferent

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

Pickle-Makers to Their Majesties, with their carefully seasoned oak-barrels, their vinegars derived of the finest vintages of Burgundy vinegars, their cucumbers grown in secret locations, specific leeward riverbanks that catch both the morning and evening light but are shaded from the midday sun by the dappled shade of sycamores, the secret timing of their preparation, ritualised as entire religions, dependent on the cycle of the moon, the mansions of the stars, and the aphelion/perihelion distances of the sun, their hieratic picklemaker robes. The contents of the recipes split between nine unknown pickle men, matching the nine wise men of the east, whose identities are a closely kept secret, and who only convene at intervals of prime-numbers in cloisters inaccessible to all but the very poorest and most humble. their pickles so refined that only a few may be allowed to consume it, they only know the secret words to be uttered at a certain few, shabby establishments that will bring forth from darkened back room the specific gherkin or cornicon required.

my eyes are filled with tears of laughter and wonder at this

it is so beautiful i'm swooning

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

yes, that was a truly incredible post

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

i would, in all seriousness, buy a book about yr picklemakers

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

yeah actually today i went off into a reverie about the selection process for the replacement of one of the nine, involving peregrinations across mitteleurope in search of innocent and brave males, and curious women of independent thought, from areas of recondite geography being given quests to prove the purity of their pickle-making credentials so they may become one of the nine guardians of picklemaking. I'm on fucking holiday, I can do this.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

it could be parfum but vinegary

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

was thinking of making some pickles myself but now am intimidated

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

wdn't worry my dad used to make machine-age pickled onions that fucked your head in. used to sit there over christmas in front of the tv w acid reflux washing over us like fucking hallucinogens, watching 40,000 leagues under the sea or something, crying vinegar tears.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

oh I've pickled vegetables, that's easy. no I mean actual pickles. you know, out of cucumbers.

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

thanks for all that fizzles, i will always stan for ilx posts that bother to quote braudel

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

this is excellent work on a subject with which i am unfamiliar although it reminds me of

i) a 2am l1bg3n braudel gotta catch em all session which resulted in reading a couple dozen pages of the book about the creation of the mediaeval world & being a little surprised by how lucid, pellucid he is &

ii) reading the historical glosses in clive coates book about burgundy the other week and being surprised quite how early the byzantine vineyard categorizations were being developed -- the interplay of church holdings, parisian merchants, royal patronage, this long prior to the esate-fracturing napoleonic code of inheritance and the 19th c appellation system, so that the same often tiny (<4ha) vineyards whose wines russian billionaires patronize today mostly had the same lustre many centuries ago (the extent to which these distinctions are auratic or merely real being another rabbit hole)

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

ah. you might be able to do an nvq?

tho it's kind of interesting in light of this thread how skilled manual labour has become part of the further education... industry. given part of i'd define it is *transmission* of knowledge as much of the practice of the skills.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

oh that was an xp to Shakey Mo.

That's interesting, Nil - that's a subject you cd get lost in for sure. the vinegars bit was put into my head by tosches v amusing 'article' on opium dens in vanity fair:

How could so sophisticated a nose fail to detect the cow shit with which this most celebrated estate in Bordeaux fertilizes its vines? A true wine connoisseur, if there were such a thing, would taste the pesticide and manure above all else: he would be not a goûteur de vin but rather a goûteur de merde. But there is no true connoisseurship of wine outside of those who know that the true soul of wine, l’âme du vin, is vinegar. It is in sipping straight those rare aged vinegars designated da bere that one truly tastes wonders: the real thing, an ichor far beyond the jive-juice of that industry of adjectives and pretense which was once the artless and noble drink of artless and noble peasants—peasants nobler and of greater connoissance than the moneyed suckers of today who have been conned into believing that the tasting of wine calls for words other than “good,” “bad,” or “just shut up and drink.”

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

the industry of adjectives and pretense sometimes talk about cowshit in relation to fine burgundy

'farmyard'
A slightly dirty, earthy, manure-type aroma. In a young wine it may indicate poor (unclean) winemaking practices. In an older bottle of red Burgundy it can be a desirable, developed character.

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm american btw

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

yes, i've heard that before - the mouldy cabbage and shit side of things. not sure i've ever operated consistently at a high level of wine drinking to fully understand, but i think i've probably had a couple of good burgundies that have had this. it's quite noticeable because, like Fernet, which does a similar thing differently, it's moreishly foul.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

ah, tbought you might be. come to the uk SMC! we can have a pint of vinegar and discuss conceptual and actual pickling. seriously tho. pickling fapov. think it over.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

I...

... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! ... Özil ... ienjoyhotdogs (imago), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

the heuristic seems to be.....if you think your wine tastes like shit, check the receipt and if it's less than £30 send it for a refund, if it's more then order a couple dozen extra before it's all shipped to moscow and hong kong

2 ℜ 4 u (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

I'm reaching the part of Mason & Dixon where it vaults to the glory of showing its full hand (about 500 pages in), and Fizzles' incredible posts here tie in closely with its notions of trade, craft and ownership (it discusses Mason's weaver stock at length, and the violent horrors visited upon the upstarts who'd have the impertinence to claim some decisive stake in their own production). The pickle-making paragraph especially is probably the best Pynchon I've read by someone other than Pynchon (and even defeats quite a large proportion of the very man's own work).

Anyway, just registering my continued support for the Fizzles Exegesis Project. The most demanding of all possible sitemods would have permabanned everyone except you by now :)

Oh, I could rattle on at length about the wealthy folk (often Russians) whom I work for, and who tend to regard nothing as of any beneficial value unless it is absurdly marked-up.

... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! ... Özil ... ienjoyhotdogs (imago), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

xpost definitely. i did this once with a burgundy i bought off waitrose innit innit. it tasted fucking awful, and i don't mind fucking awful. took it back and they were all 'it's supposed to taste like that' (i'd checked on the internet about the farmyard, so i wuz ready for them so I said 'taste it!' and they can't so i won). it was horrible tho, not even farmyard, just sharp and nasty, cork wet as well. and the thing about waitrose is they give you double your money back in vouchers, something they don't promote. bought a handful of bottles of facile expensive red and a bar of fruit and nut.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

aw imago you are really (definitively) too kind - closest to pynchon that gets is that some of it looks like it was pastiche put thru google translate, but it's fun to dick about.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

how was the fruit and nut

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

the foodstuff I would like to take an amateurish interest in the production of is probably olives and olive oil. have you heard of the electrical supply store in clerkenwell that also sources by reputation the finest olive oil in london, from turkish cyprus? i've tried both their olives and their oil and while i can't say for certain their produce is better than the very best supermarket fare (or even the semi-decent EVOO), the massed power-tools and claw-hammers more than anything else gave it the most appealing essence, piquant flavour bursting unexpected from amidst burnished steel and chipped meshwork, and i returned there several times throughout my otherwise useless masters degree

... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! ... Özil ... ienjoyhotdogs (imago), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

incidentally, i chased down that coy WdlM riddle in Lispet, Lispett and Vaine i quoted in the earlier post:

The narrator interrupts - tho not before Maunders has has got in a riddle (again interrupted):

What's more, they knew in those days that objects are only of value when representative of subjects. Has it never occurred to you (no, I suppose not) that the Wisest's apes, ivory, and peacocks were symbolical? The apes representing, of course --'
'Of course,' I interrupted hurriedly.

Reading Waldemar Janson's superb Apes and Ape Lore, a book no house should be without, I found the argument that the ape represents luxuria, and that the typical gothic architectural representation of a woman on a pedestal above an ape being beset by serpents, was to indicate that woman's having overcome the sin of luxuria. This woman can be identified with Sheba, whose journey to Solomon was seen as typologically prefiguring the journey of the Magi to Christ, and exemplary of her overcoming her typically oriental sins. Since then apes have been traditionally associated with Solomon's court, and Janson notes:

The symbolic raison d'être of the animal, however, was quickly forgotten, at least in Italy, and the ape survived in these scenes only as an exotic luxury object)

...

In Northern art, on the other hand, the 'pilgrimage ape' retained its identity throughout the 15th century. Since the Journey of the Queen of Sheba was not a popular subject in Late Gothic art, we encounter the animal mostly in the company of the Three Magi. The number of examples is far smaller than in Italian art, but the role of the animal, generally speaking, is clearly symbolic, rather than incidental to the Oriental setting of the scene.

no idea whether this is what WdlM was referring to or whether he was just playing games, but there it is.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

how was the fruit and nut

― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:12 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

incapable of judgment d. it's the food of the gods.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

fp rescinded, carry on

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

haha um.... nope

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

It’ll feature a first-person confessional piece about an hipster viking lookalike, Jay Williams, who turned to weightlifting to save himself from an early demise. The story covers themes of weight loss, consumption, grief, spirituality and mental illness in a way that connects.

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

unexpected lols @ "an hipster"

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

For the record, I think it's a pretty cool project, especially if the content is as worthy as the production values.

dan selzer, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

be that as it may i think they need to, uh... maybe work on their messaging a little bit

when the video zooms in on logo for THE LUDDITE over a soundtrack of chunky electric guitar power chords, i mean

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

an 'ipster

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

I didn't watch the video. I'm generally a supporter of letterpress printing, as I am a letterpress printer, but am constantly thinking about the way it's used/viewed. On one hand it's an old-fashioned process that results in a high-quality product that can't be replicated with cheaper/newer technologies. On the other hand there are people doing it just to keep an old tradition around.

dan selzer, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

an historic hipster

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

I assumed there were plenty of small, letterpressed journals floating around, am I wrong?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

dan i have no problem with letterpress whatsoever! i'm just unimpressed with the too-precious gee-whiz novelty it brings to the idea of a print-only publication

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

anyway -- fizzle's suggestion of mobile phone companies being descendant of old textile houses reminded me in a circular manner of this photo that popped up on my tumblr dash recently, coming from a blog mentioned itt before -- itsworn.tumblr.com

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7350181588b3dd42ed693ffdd38bb08/tumblr_mrjcmnwQJ61qdbn9do1_500.jpg

leather iphone case! with indigo stains from raw denim! ah, the patina of a year's worth of use really adds character to your phone... which you probably won't own anymore past the next 6 months

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

There aren't that many fully letterpressed journals. It's too much work and too expensive. Only bigger shops that have hot metal equipment and large enough presses can do it in anyway that makes sense.

dan selzer, Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link

also using kickstarter to fund a letterpress only journal is a little like being helicoptered into an authentic wilderness experience

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link

this is a dude i know that has his shop right by my house, and i think its super cool in there

http://nomadicletterpress.com/

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link

thx to the minnesota center for book arts, we have a bunch of letterpress journals etc floating around town actually.

http://www.mnbookarts.org/

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

my boss brought me a bamboo iphone 5 case from shenzhen but I haven't used it yet bc let's face it it's not gonna offer much force absorption in a drop.

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 12 September 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

and a panda might eat it

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 13 September 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

Eat it while shitting at the same time. Disgusting creatures.

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

not enough energy in it iirc? have to eat it continuously, hence the eating/shitting thing. and I think I have existential crises. imagine trying to winnow meaning from that fucked up reductive mechanic.

Fizzles, Friday, 13 September 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link

no wonder they struggle to bother with reproduction, can't imagine that panda teenagers have mcuh to be thankful for- and it's not like they can go any gother

his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link

It's almost like the plankton feeding of the terrestrial arena, except not graceful and apparently incredibly tedious and fucking gross.

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

http://cassch.in/brooklyn/

dan selzer, Thursday, 19 September 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

pretty funny/well-executed even though the joke is a little played

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

Lol so after posting abt my bamboo iPhone case last Friday I was like oh fuck it might as well try it on, and now I kind of love it and have not had it off since. I left out the most important thing before which is that the back side is taken up entirely by a laser etched US flag.

i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 19 September 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

This seems worth discussing, although I wish it was a little more developed and longer:
http://www.brooklyntheborough.com/2013/10/the-mallification-of-brooklyns-creative-makers/

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Oh, here's an article on what it was responding to, for context:
http://hyperallergic.com/88183/blessed-are-the-makers-the-rise-and-fall-of-3rd-ward/

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 October 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

IDK if there's a non-critical craftsmanship thread but I guess I'll post this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsIo57pH-pA

, Thursday, 12 June 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

My parents are there right now! Sending to them.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 12 June 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

We had a neon sign made for our wedding from this husband of a co-worker:

http://419neon.com/

He does really good work. The hipster brooklyn artisinal neon place is here:

http://www.litebriteneon.com/

It's in the Old American Can Factory which now has a Whole Foods across the street at the corner of 3rd and 3rd in Brooklyn. I used to work at a letterpress shop across the hall. I'd walk by and see a neon sign on the wall that just said SYD BARRETT. That building would pretty much make this thread's head explode.

Don't remember if I plugged it here, by my contribution so craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality is here:

http://www.sheffieldproduct.com/

dan selzer, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

meant to comment on the neon sign stuff, as I'd seen that interesting mini-documentary and been to the neon sign boneyard in vegas in the space of a couple of weeks. there couldn't have been a better introduction to vegas than a history told through its discarded neon signs.

couple of things, defining craftspeople away from western bourgeois microindustries -

one is the political and social importance of the craftsman in Gaza (low levels of technical infrastructure, area in need of constant repair), the role of craftsmen in maintaining and improving Gaza's military capability, and the successful mobilisation of the craftsman by Hamas. The Yorkshire Ranter touches on this here. (and has several interesting pieces on how military logistics define the recent intensification of conflict here and here.)

In the Gazan context, the question might be “how much of the work needs a real craftsman, and how much can be done by an underemployed 19-year old who may also be the one to fire it?”, followed by “which of those two is more likely to vote Hamas?” Siege is a fundamentally economic form of warfare; the Israelis are besieging Gaza, and the Gazans are trying to impose a counter-siege (John Kerry wasn’t entirely wrong). As always, it requires the political mobilisation of the skilled on both sides.

The Israelis reckon that the production is organised in craft workshops, about 70 of them, with about 250 employees, i.e about four employees per business. If you assume that each shop is run by a craftsman, this is quite a skill-dense process. That said, this 2009 Der Spiegel piece by a reporter who actually witnessed rocket manufacturing seems to suggest a more informal process, more closely linked to the launch team, although it also identifies that an apprenticeship career path exists or existed. Now that’s interesting!

second, was reading a UN report on Somali/Horn of Africa piracy recently - they have three models of piracy: the artisanal scheme, low level, self-funded piracy, the co-operative scheme (an extension of the artisanal scheme, and usually funded by a committee of financiers), and the individualistic scheme (where the whole is more controlled by a single financier rather than the participants, who resemble a well-ordered militia).

The artisanal Scheme
Not all pirate operations are part of a wider syndicate. For instance, some “ama- teur” pirates have been seen operating in the Gulf of Aden (UNODC 2011a). It is not known what proportion of pirate activities are being sponsored in this way. These operations are of a lower scale and are mainly composed of members of the same family or relatives who share the cost of preparing the operation, either by bringing money or instruments, such as weapons, or a ladder, for instance (Hansen 2012; UNODC 2011a). The cost of such an operation is estimated to be no more than US$300 (Hansen 2012), and its success rather limited. The return on investment is proportionate to the original investment, based on the ransom received and after all costs have been deducted.

(Somali piracy itself has declined significantly in recent years, with piracy having shifted over to the west cost of the continent aiui).

finally, dan - that stuff looks great!

Fizzles, Monday, 25 August 2014 09:08 (nine years ago) link

great, ferociously interesting post. more please.

imago, Monday, 25 August 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link

cheers imago, they're placeholders for further reading as much as anything else - the Yorkshire Ranter pieces are well worth reading tho. For the moment should just note that excerpt came from a World Bank report, not a UN report.

Fizzles, Monday, 25 August 2014 09:32 (nine years ago) link

Excellent post and very apt choice of thread, Mr. Fizzles T. C. The importance of craft emerges more prominently as available capital recedes, but even in a heavily capitalized venture it's always there, even if it is mostly sunken from view.

Aimless, Monday, 25 August 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/S79bUfd.gif

, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

jfc

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

support craftsmanship, or at least give me a sliver of a chance at become a craftsman, and becoming one full time. Vote for my letterpress business here:

https://www.missionmainstreetgrants.com/business/detail/52517

dan selzer, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link

congrats on your wedding

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

thanks! 6 months this past weekend.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

so perfect

http://www.remadeco.org/

controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Saturday, 14 February 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

amazing

call all destroyer, Saturday, 14 February 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

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anvil, Saturday, 14 February 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

I initially didn't notice that the NYT article wasn't actually on the NYT website and I was reading through getting more and more confused

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 14 February 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

I thought this was interesting, even if it seems like an inevitable result:
http://www.wired.com/2015/02/etsy-not-good-for-crafters

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 20 February 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://thebrotique.co.uk/collections/manhampers

Designed for the man who needs everything, our exclusive range of manhampers are designed to make gift giving easier than ever before. Build your own or choose from one of our carefully designed Manhampers, with something for every kind of gent.

cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link

#manhamper

cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0296/4057/products/Bicycle-Wine-Rack-angle-front.jpg

oopsmark Bicycle Wine Rack

£27.00

Perfect for that boozy bike ride (don't drink and drive)

If you like wine and you like biking, you're going to love this. The handmade leather bicycle wine rack is perfect for taking wine with you on the go. It easily attaches to most bike frames with antique brass fasteners, while the hidden clamps hold the bottle securely. Best of all, the vegetable-tanned leather will only look better as it ages.

cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link

"the vegetable-tanned leather will only look better as it ages" is one of those things that jumps out at me as sort of an arriviste shibboleth. Like, leather looks better as it ages, that's a thing about leather, right? It wears in. Nobody with decades of history of selling things made of leather would bother to point that out, their customer knows that about leather.

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

jfc sooooo tired of "man____" manbags manbun manhamper mancave i will vomit next time i hear this

marcos, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

manvom

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

seriously we're just passing over "brotique" or is that on another thread

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

I was gonna comment, but I can't believe they're not also in on the joke, so...

nickn, Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Was "mantiques" already taken?

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:39 (nine years ago) link

chapcessories

yeovil knievel (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:48 (nine years ago) link

The 21st century riding crop

jmm, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link

Gee, I hope that is an April fool.

in an awkward manor (doo dah), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 12:58 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Might as well throw this in here, too:

http://carles.buzz/the-contemporary-conformist/

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 23 April 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

and this! http://carles.buzz/artisan-meaning-contemporary-conformist/

marcos, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

A Contemporary Conformist is a ‘jack of all trades’ when it comes to art/design, therefor they view everything they create as artisanal. If they made dinner and microplaned some parmesan on top of it, it was an artisanal event. If they put something in the over, it was artisanal. Everything that Contemporary Conformists make at home is artisanal, even if they just put something away in a baggie.

Make.
Everything.
Look.
Artisan.
As.
Fuck.

Contemporary Conformists see everything they do as artisanal, and want everything they consume/buy/ingest/style their homes with/talk about with every one to seem ‘artisanal.’

marcos, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

A Contemporary Conformist wants to walk over from their factory-converted lots/newly renovated home-apartment in a historical section of town to get artisanal coffee. They want an artisanal egg from an artisanal farm with a side of artisanal avocado toast served on artisanal Ezekiel bread for breakfast. They want an artisanal small plate lunch from an artisanal food truck while taking a break from their Contemporary Conformist job that allows them/office-pressure-forces them to wear artisanal Business_Contemporary-Conformist-Casual to work.

marcos, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

We are just trying to validate our 3rd-5th tier American cities.

US city tiers are a big deal for me and if we assume Seattle is now at least 2nd tier I really want to know what hip culture is like in tiers 3-5 right now and whether like actual industry is now having to compete with people in the "maker movement"

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

i think there's a kernel of insight buried in there but i think it's more interesting to think of 'contemporary conformist' as an design aesthetic or a mode of production & consumption than a type of person, since that's where it comes across as a bit strawmannish for me.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

patron sailor might I invite you to at some point update this thread on what you've been learning on your fiber journey? (A yarn store employee once told me "good luck on your fiber journey" and that has stuck with me)

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

my fiber journey is currently involves an exploration of an iron age weaving technique, namely tablet weaving (also known as card weaving). from what i understand, most people who tablet weave these days are into creative anachronism and/or reenacting viking battles. i don't do those things but the weaving is fun.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

tablet weaving is mainly used for making patterned bands and braids, which can be used as straps, belts, or garment trim. it's an interesting technique to learn because it doesn't require a loom at all (though it can be done on many types of conventional looms). all you need is a set of cards (square, with a hole in each corner) and yarn (threaded through the holes); as you weave, you turn the cards forward or backwards, changing the position of the warp yarns. depending on how the cards are threaded and the sequence of card turns, you can make make extremely elaborate patterns. it's pretty neat.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

anyway, here's the latest thing i did. about 2 yards in an advancing wave pattern

http://i.imgur.com/ChpnSFA.jpg

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I probably have more to say about my handicrafts and how i think of them in relation to the titular focus of this thread, if anyone cares -- but just for right now I'm thinking about how (typically white) people will describe or market certain handmade goods with fucked up quasi-racist terms. pinterest & etsy are truly minefields of suspect language.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link

"ethnic" "tribal" "gypsy" "primitive"

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

okay, maybe those are just straight-out unqualified racist.

whenever someone describes something as "tribal" or "ethnic" it's like -- what tribe? which ethnicity? rhetorical questions, of course, since they all seem to indicate an undifferentiated kind of "exotic" non-whiteness.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

a nice little wage

imago, Monday, 7 September 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

I guess this is as good a thread as any for this, but one category I find really head-scratchy is artisanal junk food. E.g. I just tried Doughnut Plant for the first time (and I've had Dough a few times), and honestly, it's really delicious, but it came to almost $9 for an iced coffee and a big donut square. They seem to be doing well - they've expanded, but what is the market for eating stuff like that on a regular basis? It's expensive enough to only be for the affluent, but unhealthy enough to not seem like something most affluent urbanites would eat often.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

whenever someone describes something as "tribal" or "ethnic" it's like -- what tribe? which ethnicity? rhetorical questions, of course, since they all seem to indicate an undifferentiated kind of "exotic" non-whiteness.

otm, and really, hasn't this been par for the course since, like, Marco Polo? How much worse was understanding of Chinese culture to a 13th century European than to a 21st century American? 10%? less?

Dominique, Friday, 11 September 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I don't want to get too down on these people ^ because they seem like an OK bunch but still

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:45 (eight years ago) link

Using a typewriter would still be my favoured writing tool, at least for initial composition. In fact, god, I might have to go along there, having lost my olivetti portable a few years ago. Maybe I will set up a hand-typed letter service. Thanks TH!

Fizzles, Thursday, 29 October 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link

"hand-typed" oh ffs

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

keys lovingly pressed in sequence manually by Mavis Beacon herself

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

So glad I have prehensile toes with which to type at my computer.

Aimless, Thursday, 29 October 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

35 pounds for up to 200 words holy fucking shit

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

Couldn't you buy a typewriter for like two letters at that price?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

BOGUS HIPSTER CHOCOLATE LIARS
BOGUS HIPSTER CHOCOLATE LIARS
BOGUS HIPSTER CHOCOLATE LIARS
BOGUS HIPSTER CHOCOLATE LIARS

goole, Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

hmm. It sounds like a lot of the supposed "fraud" was early? I've tried a bunch of kinds of mast brothers chocolate and I mostly thought they were delicious, and I didn't find the flavor/texture at all like what they say in the article. $10 is a lot to pay for any kind of chocolate, no matter how good.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link

http://dallasfood.org/wp-content/uploads/blame-it-on-the-rain1.jpg

nickn, Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

Rebuttal:

https://twitter.com/JaredLeto/status/677619136407724032

But this does feel like the Stephen Glass of the artisan movement.

(please no long guns of any kind) (Eazy), Friday, 18 December 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

lol regular things "made 'the right way' by guys with beards and tatoos"

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 18 December 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link

I think we've found our investor!

nickn, Friday, 18 December 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

It's expensive enough to only be for the affluent, but unhealthy enough to not seem like something most affluent urbanites would eat often.

Many young people are under 35 and still eat crappy food.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 18 December 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

I mean many rich people.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 18 December 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

hmm. It sounds like a lot of the supposed "fraud" was early?

uh in reading the whole thing it seems like as of now they're not stating origins and not being transparent in their production processes while saying they are in interviews in stuff.

i don't really care about chocolate or this story but seems pretty obvious what they were planning all along.

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

The only thing shocking there is that they were using the Gallagher brothers as style icons in 2007

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 18 December 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

The idea that someone would play fast and loose with the truth in order to enhance the price of their luxury-market products is far from surprising. It is the American Way. It's fine with me to expose them as frauds. That also is a fine old American tradition.

It's just that outside of the few people who pay super-premium prices for ultra-high-end chocolate bars, nobody else cares.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 18 December 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

bushybearded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the chocolatey dynamo in the machinery of beans

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 18 December 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

i had one of their bars once, my wife included it as a stocking stuffer. i enjoyed it but i also don't have a refined chocolate palate.

their brand feels like part of this more recent movement, elevating this kind of food to artisanal status. for example god knows how many overpriced grilled cheese restaurants opened in the past few years around here.

nomar, Friday, 18 December 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Would rather have $10 worth of dairy milk than one bar of that, however nice the wrapping is.

koogs, Friday, 18 December 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

I mean the bottom line for me is I think their chocolate is very tasty and different from other chocolate I've had, and I'm also very rarely going to spend $10 or even $5 on a chocolate bar. I rarely even buy a chocolate bar. As far as whether they're lying, I have mixed feelings about that sort of lie, because it's very part-and-parcel of story marketing. I mean the whole bushy beards, we brought cocoa beans on a sailboat stuff, it's the kind of stuff that, if you're the kind of person who wants to buy into it, you might suspend disbelief a little. It's a narrative, it's a fantasy, etc. A lot of luxury products offer that. A lot of "traditional" high-end chocolate makers also offer a semi-bullshit story about craftsmanship etc., it's just usually couched in terms like tradition, family, history, decades/centuries of experience, etc.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

i think the bean-to-bar thing is a lot less of a gray area than you're making it out to be

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 December 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link

In truth, despite their claim that they “had come up with how everything is done every step of the way,” the Masts picked up at least some of their knowledge on the thriving online community of chocolate makers that has existed for more than a decade. A public website, Chocolate Alchemy, is a hub of information, where chocolate makers could trade tips and advice for making small-batch chocolate.

Does the "authentic, artisan" thing lose some cachet in this era where you can learn all this stuff on the internet and not have to hunt down rare books or elderly craftspeople? Does it matter to consumers?

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

elderly craftspeople = traditional apprentice situation etc

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

i guess that's separate from the "wide-eyed, lone wolf / mad scientists" thing

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

i think the bean-to-bar thing is a lot less of a gray area than you're making it out to be

― call all destroyer, Friday, December 18, 2015 4:14 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes and no. It's still a story about how a thing is made rather than a property of the product.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

linguistic turn gone mad

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

My favorite part of the story is the before photos of them. "BUSTED! Mast Brothers grew their beards and were not born with them."

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Ppl judging on any aspect of process or back story will continue to be mugs and long may they remain so

darraghmac, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

i remember when i found out my favorite ice cream wasn't actually from sweden. broke my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJI4Ffr9xk

scott seward, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

and then when i found out that Häagen-Dazs didn't actually mean Joyful Cream Bowl or something and was just a made up thing? i never trusted again.

scott seward, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

let's not lose sight of the fact that allegations of virtual bean mistreatment have been made in this case

home organ, Friday, 18 December 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

I lost any sympathy I may've had for the marks brother when I saw that picture of him wearing a T-shirt with his own name on it.

HD has a good story behind the name fwiw -
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A4agen-Dazs#Origin_of_brand_name

koogs, Friday, 18 December 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link

Scott DFW from Dallas Food Blog previously took down NoKa chocolate, for similar reasons of style/packaging over substance, and deception around their chocolate-making process (plus in NoKa's case, an absolutely insane markup in their prices):
http://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-chocolate-part-1/

NoKa went out of business in 2011.

Plasmon, Sunday, 20 December 2015 08:58 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBb9O-aW4zI

nomar, Monday, 4 January 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

I didn't even know they made watches, I'm only familiar with their notebooks

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

those watches are really good looking though imo

Treeship, Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link

you look like a man who would appreciate those watches, treeship

, Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

these artisanal joke videos are definitely getting old, but are always kinda funny too.

dan selzer, Friday, 1 April 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link

That one is funnier than a lot of them tbh.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 1 April 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link

some of those shinola watches are nice, some look a lot like fossil watches, which I hate

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 1 April 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

you mean the company where shinola's boss man used to work? :)

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 1 April 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-12/this-25-year-old-is-turning-a-profit-selling-pencils

apparently she had $80k lying aruond to invest in pencils at the age of 25 lmao

, Thursday, 14 April 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link

Artists still use pencils and are pretty particular about them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 April 2016 00:41 (eight years ago) link

But they likely buy them at art stores.

nickn, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:59 (eight years ago) link

art stores get it all confused, they think it's about the art, when it's really about the pencils

j., Friday, 15 April 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link

"Demand is sometimes more than Weaver and her staff of four (all millennials) can manage, she says. "

ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link

increasingly accepting that my 1981 birthdate might accurately tag me as millennial

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

I get that many people have a reason for liking pencils of various sorts, or even fetishizing them, I just don't understand the concept of needing, in the 21st century, to buy them from a pencil store. I don't even think there were specialized pencil stores in the 19th century.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 03:19 (eight years ago) link

i have made dozens of dollars selling boxes of old pencils on ebay

los blue jeans, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

so, like, $36?

ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Friday, 15 April 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link

Recently, I was talking to a friend of mine, a visual artist with a keen interest in fashion, about some issues that are close to the ones raised in this thread. I pulled up the NYT piece about the Best Made axes, which he hadn't heard of, thinking it would be good for a laugh... but my plan utterly backfired, as he thought the axes were awesome & well-designed, and said he would love to carry one around as part of an "urban lumberjack" look (v_v)

bernard snowy, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link

excellent

the long-standing local art store here closed its doors a few years back, leaving a pretty big hole in the art supply market. i'm sure people would like the pencil store, but they really just keep getting enthused any time there's a rumor dick blick is going to open a shop in town

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 13:58 (eight years ago) link

I remember seeing an article about that pencil shop when it first opened and thinking "This is the dumbest thing ever -- oh fuck, it will probably succeed."

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:05 (eight years ago) link

xp that the one downtown, mh? that was indeed a bummer. i loved going there when i was a kid to… look at the pencils

j., Friday, 15 April 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

"the art store", it was near downtown, then later moved to a suburb when a bank bought the property, then nothing

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

talking about des moines, btw

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

Pearl on canal closed a few years ago iirc, if that's what you're referring to.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

oh, lol nm

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:19 (eight years ago) link

It seems like art supplies are for some reason a thing that buyers still want to engage with in person more than other products. That's my impression from the artist I am married to, anyway.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

it's like holding a knife (sometimes, because it is a knife): you don't wanna buy that shit over the internet, you gotta hold it and test it out

the balance and whatnot

j., Friday, 15 April 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

yeah I can see that, same thing is true with p much any musical instrument related thing, including guitar picks and drumsticks.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

I clicked on that and was relieved to find it was about someone actually physically selling actual pencils, rather than that only-half-joking pencil-sharpening thing that was a hit a while back.

In reductio ad absurdum terms, the next place to go with pencils is having a service where someone will artisanally blow the sawdust off your pencil after it has been artisanally sharpened.

Artisanally blowing the eraser dust off the page where you have just erased something? That will be extra.

Joking aside I am totally okay with stores of the future becoming showplaces where you go to feel and hold stuff, which you then have delivered next day from a centralized warehouse. Having inventory for nonperishables is so 19th century.

up is where sentence-ending prepositions make me throw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link

someone told me years ago that the artist who does the comic strip Mutts was so into vintage stuff that he was using this vintage ink that had been discontinued decades ago. he found a big old stock of it. and he got really sick from the ink. i have no verification of that though. but i thought i'd share that. probably the same ink that herriman used to do krazy kat or something. ahead of the hipster curve.

scott seward, Friday, 15 April 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

If he had died for vintageness / authenticity in the tools of his craft, I'd call him silly. (While, inwardly, grudgingly admitting that it was rather badass.)

up is where sentence-ending prepositions make me throw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 April 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

i was watching an episode of the excellent Booze Traveler show on Netflix and he was in south africa where this guy makes this ancient recipe booze (the bushmen used to LOVE this stuff) using baby bees and if you drink too much it can paralyze you and all i could picture was some beardo scribbling notes in brooklyn while watching that.

scott seward, Friday, 15 April 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

temporary paralysis.

scott seward, Friday, 15 April 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

Fuck off does being born before 1985 cover u for millennial status

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 15 April 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

"this guy makes this ancient recipe booze (the bushmen used to LOVE this stuff) using baby bees and if you drink too much it can paralyze you"

New meaning for "buzzkill."

up is where sentence-ending prepositions make me throw (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 April 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-fo-0528-salt-straw-20160523-snap-story.html

"Tyler Malek finds inspiration for ice cream flavors in a variety of sources, including the Oregon Symphony orchestra. "They came to our Portland kitchen last year and played, and we translated the music into flavors. I saw the musical notes and they read like a recipe,” says Malek. “One was a Bach piece. The way the flavors would transform and melt in your mouth for 1 1/2 minutes follows a particular 1 1/2-minute piece of music.”

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha what

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:18 (seven years ago) link

Salt & Straw really is quite excellent.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Have you tried the Shostakovich?

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

salt and straw is good

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

Chef's Table on Netflix maybe belongs here. So boring and overwrought, just super dull turning food into thinkpiece bullshit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Dear god yes I hate everyone associated with it.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

I hate food.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link

And everything else at the moment. Probably a fleeting mood.

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

^ I think you and food need to get away somewhere quiet for a while and work things out xp

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

ingredients as diverse as berries, chocolate and his grandmother’s almond brittle, as well as more unconventional flavorings such as sea urchin and fermented carrots.

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

the not-yet-settled Field Company all got initial funding on Kickstarter from hundreds of small backers, who eventually receive pans in return for their sponsorship.

The Field Company, run by Chris and Stephen Muscarella (neither of whom is trained in metallurgy, casting or cooking), raised more than $1.6 million

marcos, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

The Finex 10-inch skillet sells for $165; the Borough Furnace equivalent for $280; the Field skillet for about $100.

Why would anyone pay nearly $300 for a modern “artisanal” cast-iron skillet when a perfectly functional equivalent, made in South Pittsburg, Tenn., by the venerable Lodge company, costs $16 at Walmart?

The answer lies in the craftsmanship of the past. The cast-iron pots — skillets, spiders (which sit in the embers of a fire) and Dutch ovens — made in the United States from the 18th century through the first half of the 20th, were different from today’s: lighter, thinner and with a smoother cooking surface.

marcos, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:58 (seven years ago) link

happy for these folks that they are having a good time w/ a hobby making cast-iron skillets the old fashioned way but lodge skillets are pretty great

marcos, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

i think i would trust lodge more than two dudes making skillets not trained in metallurgy, casting, or cooking

marcos, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

"lighter, thinner" isn't a good selling point for cast iron pans, since the thickness and mass are what helps them cook evenly.

controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

they considered a slogan of "we give you less for your money", but decided against it.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 June 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

that is a terrible article. she just swallows the whole thing whole. i know it's the food section but come on, stand up for yourself.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

you can buy awesome old ones in antique stores. i see them all the time. i bought an ancient one not long ago in such great shape and it's so cute and tiny. you can cook two eggs in it. must be a hundred years old. cost me ten bucks. and it's definitely not light.

scott seward, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link

big enough for a small cut of meat too. cooks like a charm.

scott seward, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

By using an older, less efficient process that ignores the last hundred years of technological advances, we deliver to you an inferior product at a far higher price. CRAFTSMANSHIP.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

Please see the new kickstarter I have up, it's this thing where I make artisanal replica 1980s-style mobile phones that require a shoulder bag and don't do anything but make phone calls.

As a sideline I am practicing totally vintage 1840s surgery with a hacksaw.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

My brother gave me a Finex skillet for Christmas, he got a multi-pack via the Kickstarter or something. It's fine. The bottom is machined much smoother than my Lodge but I can't tell any functional difference, I'm not frying eggs in the damn thing, I have non-stick skillets for that.

re: metallurgy, there was a Kickstarter delay because they fucked up somewhere along the line and broke their casting so it took months extra.

In a lot of cases I'll still give things like this some leeway for using first-world labor/sustainable whatever but Lodge (enameled stuff aside) is still made in the US.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

oh, that was Finex not the guys actually described as being untrained

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

this is one I legit don't understand. I mean, regular, cheap cast-iron skillets already look and feel old and "classic," right? It's not a product that gives off a super-shiny corporate vibe, or like a "these things used to last, now they're all discposable" garbage vibe. I'm at a loss for understanding who the market for this is.

intheblanks, Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

morons w money

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

As a sideline I am practicing totally vintage 1840s surgery with a hacksaw.

― klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin)

No leaches? You savage!

nickn, Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

wrt cast iron, since they're gotten cool again I see them for $20 and up at thrift stores (in crappy condition), so there's probably more of a demand for them than those "artisinal axes" posted several months ago.

nickn, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link

I'm at a loss for understanding who the market for this is.

http://mynewroots.org/images/kinfolk.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

ex-gf and I would hate-read this blog every weekend: http://localmilkblog.com/recipes

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

phoo-eeee

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 July 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

that food looks ok and.. *reads prose* ... oh jesus kill me

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 1 July 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

when a business uses the word "provisions" in its name you know it is going for this vibe

marcos, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

ditto "dry goods"

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

"comestibles"

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Even "Est."

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

"_____, proprietors."

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

"Provender"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

didn't know where else to put this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202016-12-15%20at%2010.46.01%20AM_zps8digqy9j.png

nomar, Thursday, 15 December 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

If they send you one once a month you could put it here:

A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

nickn, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

ahh thanks!

nomar, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz6e1oeXcAgI3yg.jpg

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 17 December 2016 23:11 (seven years ago) link

I was sure that was a dayo image for a second

mh 😏, Sunday, 18 December 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

bahahahaha what is he wearing

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 18 December 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

just some random shades of blue and a hat

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:13 (seven years ago) link

his hands aren't quite in the right position for the harvesting of nut milk

troops in djibouti (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link

laughed out loud in the at&t store ^

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/03/world/europe/italian-inmates-sip-smell-and-taste-their-way-to-rehabilitation.html

Gianvito Rizzo, 53, is the chief executive officer at the Feudi di Guagnano, a local vintner that provides wine for the classes, like the Negroamaro. He is also the creator of the sommelier classes at the prison.

Mr. Rizzo has proposed that inmates start working on his nearly 75 acres of vines in the coming year; under certain circumstances, some inmates in Italy are allowed to work outside prisons.

“I see wine in a democratic way,” Mr. Rizzo said as he walked through his vineyard recently. “The countryside is the opposite to a cell. You are free. You smell nature, and learn to care for it. I think it’d be good also for inmates to try it out.”

j., Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Getting cheap prison labor to work at your agribusiness, reframed as the milk of human kindness. I'm sure the inmates all sit down to a huge home cooked Italian meal every afternoon, just before they take their siesta.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link

"libations"

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:32 (seven years ago) link

"coffee service"

marcos, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 04:32 (seven years ago) link

global elite needs well trained servants

j., Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:14 (seven years ago) link

You are free.

hm

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:17 (seven years ago) link

might as well put these here:

thrillist writer argues that the current wave of mason jar restaurants (sorry) are doomed. rising labor costs, absurd imitation and competition:

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/american-restaurant-industry-bubble-burst

(yeah idk maybe)

fast casual nu-cafeteria style places are pioneering a new job role: some chatty motherfucker to bother you because you can't just be patient when you see a line snaking out the fucking door

http://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/03/dining/restaurant-employees-fast-casual.html?_r=0

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link

is there anything, like any single institution or concept or sphere of activity, that isn't showing signs of rot and collapse at this point?

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:14 (seven years ago) link

spurs back five son

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link

i think you hit submit before finishing that haiku

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link

frankly i wanted the sentence committed to print and timestamped before the inevitable entropy set in there too

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

i read all three parts of that thrillist epic the other day and it was kinda interesting but it described so many boom/bust business scenarios of the past. this country is just a boom/bust kinda country. something takes off, others follow, and then oversaturation, and then the inevitable. there is only so much money that people can spend in pittsburgh on gourmet tacos.

the crazy reminder in that whole thing was that even really successful restaurants make very little money in comparison to other businesses. the margins are demented and the fact that people pour millions into places that are open for 2 or 3 years...i don't know how people do it.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 January 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link

the casual/take-out counter thing of the future that they talk about makes a lot of sense too. high volume. you can actually make a decent living doing it. as anyone who owns a busy lunch counter or diner will tell you. and you can still make good food. so much less stress. why did all these people decide that they had to build empires? ego demons.

scott seward, Thursday, 5 January 2017 01:26 (seven years ago) link

restaurant business is always on the verge of a bust. I thought that was what they taught you one like the 1st day of restaurant school. "look to your left, look to your right. two of you will be out of business next year." but glad that guy got a shitload of words out of it.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 5 January 2017 01:28 (seven years ago) link

kicking it off with a story about how the brave, inventive, caring entrepreneur looks at all his employees and sees nothing but negative equity - that's some classy, inventive genius right there. maybe the next time this unique, compassionate, inquisitive "guy who sells food other people make" will invent a kind of high velocity waterproof pizza, and he'll never have to work again?

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Thursday, 5 January 2017 01:40 (seven years ago) link

the whole article is just "paying workers costs money". its like a trend piece based on some dude's friend of a friend who doesn't want to admit its his own fault he failed.

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 14 January 2017 00:27 (seven years ago) link

this is taking authenticity to new heights. made out of authentic Japanese afros!

TOKYO FRO
Tasty curls of crispy organic potatoes (with or without homegrown vegetable-fed) drizzled with a Japanese tomato sauce. Hip-hop is the most popular music of Japanese youth and has made the afro Tokyo's most popular hairstyle; to have Japanese hair fluffed into an afro costs over a thousand dollars at a trendy hair salon. The Tokyo Fro is made out of Japanese afros prepared in a way that is nutritious and delicious. Sustainability Fact: Five Trillion tons of protein-rich human hair are swept up off salon floors go to waste each year.
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http://www.miyassushi.com/menu

scott seward, Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

does this go on that appropriation thread?...

JAPAFRICAN QUEEN
Eggplant, okra, goat cheese, apricots, avocado, pickled radish, chives, and Ethiopian berbere spice mix. 5 pieces
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scott seward, Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link

they call their desserts "happy endings". i don't know what thread that goes on.

scott seward, Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link

wait do you eat hair often

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 January 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

A nation of people with pica and trichophagia

F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link

If I had started a family or settled down with a partner sans kids, I'd totally be down for something like that, preferably on the coast.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

this is a pretty great look at that: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240149/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link

just gonna not click on that but assume its that russell crowe movie where he plays hugh grant playing richard harris

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link

that reminds me of this movie. wish i had it on dvd. so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOVgsOXJg_I

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:37 (seven years ago) link

darragh it's a french movie from about 10 years ago about a parisian who tries her hand at farming. it's v good despite the premise!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 06:38 (seven years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/18/us/repair-cafe.html

If you’ve ever despaired of getting your vacuum cleaner fixed or thought that your broken lamp was a lost cause, there’s hope. A worldwide movement is trying to reform our throwaway approach to possessions.

The movement’s foundation is the Repair Cafe, a local meeting place that brings together people with broken items and repair coaches, or volunteers, with the expertise to fix them.

j., Thursday, 19 January 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

There used to be vacuum and general appliance repair and rebuild shops in my neighborhood, they closed. But I'm sure volunteers will be as good.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link

I've been to these repair cafes, and things do get fixed. Almost took my portable CD player in, thinking it probably had a bad belt, but when I tried it in anticipation of opening it up to verify a bad belt I found that it worked. Maybe it was just a bad power connection when it stopped working a couple years ago.

nickn, Thursday, 19 January 2017 05:23 (seven years ago) link

my friends have a bread maker machine and opened it up to replace a belt over the weekend

mh 😏, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link

There used to be vacuum and general appliance repair and rebuild shops in my neighborhood, they closed. But I'm sure volunteers will be as good.

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, January 18, 2017 8:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea i live in a neighborhood where there are still a ton of these little shops. it's nice. i hope they stick around for a while. my previous neighborhood had a few of them too but you could tell they were struggling

marcos, Thursday, 19 January 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link

I liked to ogle the professional-looking gas ranges in the window of the appliance shop. RIP

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link

there is a typewriter store here in town. their sign still has "adders" on it. and they ain't talking about snakes.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:18 (seven years ago) link

Behold "The Adder":
http://www.officemuseum.com/IMagesWWW/Adder_UK_1.jpg

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 19 January 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link

or you could just throw your coins on the ground or into the nearest tip jar

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link

but that wouldn't be a seamless coin experience

koogs, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Is there a thread for linking terrible ideas on kickstarter/indiegogo? There are so many.

Jeff, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

maybe Yancey can start one.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

"Teres accommodates coins of various shapes and sizes from all around the world. "

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link

so good

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Masters of Craft: Old Jobs in the New Urban Economy - Richard E. Ocejo


How educated and culturally savvy young people are transforming traditionally low-status manual labor jobs into elite taste-making occupations

In today’s new economy—in which “good” jobs are typically knowledge or technology based—many well-educated and culturally savvy young men are instead choosing to pursue traditionally low-status manual labor occupations as careers. Masters of Craft looks at the renaissance of four such trades: bartending, distilling, barbering, and butchering.

In this in-depth and engaging book, Richard Ocejo takes you into the lives and workplaces of these people to examine how they are transforming these once-undesirable jobs into “cool” and highly specialized upscale occupational niches—and in the process complicating our notions about upward and downward mobility through work. He shows how they find meaning in these jobs by enacting a set of “cultural repertoires,” which include technical skills based on a renewed sense of craft and craftsmanship and an ability to understand and communicate that knowledge to others, resulting in a new form of elite taste-making. Ocejo describes the paths people take to these jobs, how they learn their chosen trades, how they imbue their work practices with craftsmanship, and how they teach a sense of taste to their consumers.

Focusing on cocktail bartenders, craft distillers, upscale men’s barbers, and whole-animal butcher shop workers in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and upstate New York, Masters of Craft provides new insights into the stratification of taste, gentrification, and the evolving labor market in today’s postindustrial city.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link

Were butchers ever really "low-status" jobs? Not counting Jurgis on the slaughterhouse assembly line, wasn't it always kind of a skilled and, comparatively, well-compensated occupation? Barbers, too, for that matter - not like they rolled in dough and ran the town but it's kind of a solid sole-proprietor mom-and-pop gig, secure a decent little livelihood, people did not cross to the other side of the street and hide their children's eyes when they saw a barber coming. Feel like there's a sloppy flattening-out of any social classes below those occupied by lawyers and tech entrepreneurs.

✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

another book idea stolen from ILX

The romanticization of the blue-collar job

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

"bartending, distilling, barbering, and butchering."

"how they are transforming these once-undesirable jobs into “cool”..."

not exactly making coal mining sexy. maybe nobody ever truly desired a job in a butcher shop but the rest are pretty normal occupations.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

in other words, i agree with doctor casino. undesirable to dweebs who would have gone white collar ten years ago.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

wait, are there hipster shoe shine stands in brooklyn? there must be.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

coal mining has been devalued, romanticized, tokenized, and objectified in nearly every way by this point

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

are there hipsters who run around on the street with those little boxes and say "shine yer shoes, mister?" if not, there is work to be done.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

kinda the best gig if you like being outdoors. plus, you could sell weed.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/76/61/9a76613f9c8374f78b9a55430f2f569b--cheap-designer-shoes-designer-shoes-online.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

I have a HS/college friend who is currently a butcher-in-training (sous-butcher? butch-prentice?). He was a longtime bartender and bar manager, and he had a weekend hobby of bacon-making (no doubt these would be classified as artisanal, small-batch bacons). It made sense for him as a career move. I'm genuinely happy for him, in a way that is neither cornily envious nor (I believe) condescending.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

blessed are the cheese makers

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

a brooklyn couple moved here and opened a really nice store. its not like there was a glut of fancy butcher shops around here. there are a couple of sausage places for the Polish crowd.

http://www.suttermeats.com/

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

old school kielbasa in deerfield...good stuff.

https://pekarskis.com/products.html

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

Every town used to have at least one butcher before mega super markets took over. I got no beef w that biz. My hometown grocery store reached an interesting solution where the multi-generational butcher family moved into the big supermarket but they have a dedicated meat counter with staff within the store instead of their own storefront. Seems to be working out fine, has kept the trade in the community, and customers can still place special requests for types or cuts of meat that they don't normally sell. And you know that the packaged meat in the cold case was hand-cut and packed by people you know and not on a truck from Missouri.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

the old time market i shop at near my house has the best meat in town. they make stop & shop and big Y look really bad. what supermarket/grocery store butchers used to be like.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link

they run out of hamburger by the end of the night. stop & shop never runs out of anything. they just thaw more of it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link

Ugh exactly.

It's really kind of quaint and wonderful to me but normal to, say, my mom: the knowledge that if you need a rack of lamb or 48 Frenched lamp chops or a boned and tied pork roast for 24 ppl or whatever special occasion thing, you can call up the meat counter or just stop by while you're doing your shopping and leave a message for the guy and he'll order it/cut it and have it ready for you.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

Were butchers ever really "low-status" jobs? Not counting Jurgis on the slaughterhouse assembly line, wasn't it always kind of a skilled and, comparatively, well-compensated occupation? Barbers, too, for that matter - not like they rolled in dough and ran the town but it's kind of a solid sole-proprietor mom-and-pop gig, secure a decent little livelihood, people did not cross to the other side of the street and hide their children's eyes when they saw a barber coming. Feel like there's a sloppy flattening-out of any social classes below those occupied by lawyers and tech entrepreneurs.

― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, May 3, 2017 2:47 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's really messy isn't it? it reminds me more of fetishisation of a Deadwood vibe. I am kind of interested in the 'how they learn their chosen trades' bit, because presumably somewhere in that chain is someone who has actually practiced whatever it is as part of a continuous tradition.

As always i find myself falling down this rabbit hole of revival and tradition and what distinguishes it. For instance, there's comparatively recently opened rather bougie butchers and deli near me (they all seem like very solid people and it's attractively called Dugard & Daughters, rather than sons), and at the other end of the area is a traditional butchers who've been around for ages, who supply restaurants etc. i know it will be impossible to get scrag end of neck for a hotpot from the newer butchers. this isn't to do with craftsmanship etc, but it is to do with expense. It's not worth selling and there's no one to buy it anyway. It falls beneath the worth of 'crafting'. and it seems generally the case (as i think has been discussed multiple times on this thread) that the new artisan tends to be selling at a premium, to a premium-buying crowd, who at least in part are buying the 'craftsmanship' aspect of the thing as much as the thing itself.

While I can see it is skilled, I don't really buy butchery as a craft tho tbh.

picked up from an unenviable situation, for whom its a central interest. i'm not sure i entirely *get* what An Unenviable Situation is saying either, and so i circle warily around what they mean. certainly they're extending the notion of craft well beyond its commonly understood regions, in order to support a wider philosophy of engagement with the world to do with physicality, what they've called elsewhere the 'initimate empiricism' of art, art as craft, *everything* as craft, against commodification and fungibility. if i've got it right.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

the whole instant expert thing is always gonna bug me. i don't know if that's an inherently american trait. brew beer for a couple of years and all of a sudden start talking like you're a 500 year old monk. even people who homebrew for a couple of years end up doing this. i don't doubt that people can learn stuff and get good at something and i also get that the language and appearance of expertness/attention to detail is a part of the marketing/experience but it gets to be a bit much. but that's what the thread is about. calling something a "craft butchery" is definitely a thing. i guess you are crafting cuts of meat? eh, whatever. good luck to them!

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

people these days acting like they invented coffee or something is all i'm saying....

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

black and white photo of a guy with his arms folded, sleeves rolled up, tattoos, maybe a beard, possibly an apron or a smock -- and he installs blinds

nomar, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

haha, yeah. a heavy leather apron of course.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

btw the bad south park joke about des moines being several years behind is right again
https://www.facebook.com/pg/fontenellesupplyco/photos/

also saw a restaurant reopening as new american modern food and it has all the white subway tile decor

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link

heavy leather shoeshine boy pretty badass.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bb/dc/e8/bbdce8c2923f81dd9f15d746f949c83f--man-magazine-dress-shoes.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:09 (six years ago) link

i don't even own a pickaxe :(

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

there must be an artisanal type volunteer firefighting crew out there with a biodiesel truck and handmade axes.

Unlike a traditional firehouse, where the firemen might spend most of their time playing video games, talking sports, and eating frozen pizzas, here you're more likely to find some of the men sitting in a circle discussing politics or playing a board game (Carcassonne is the current popular favorite), while others are busy in the kitchen making adobo bowls laced with kimchi, seaweed, fish sauce, and soft-boiled eggs. A vinyl record player sits in the corner, playing the first album by Fleet Foxes while an ELO album sits in the queue. And here there are no fire poles, but slides reclaimed from an abandoned playground.

nomar, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

This preempts my idea for an artisanal software shop. Old mail carts full of hand-carved wood-block ones and zeroes. Citizen-coders tenderly arranging them on racks. In the back, a side business doing punch-cards for elite customers (using reclaimed crochet hooks). In the corner, a lovingly restored PC Junior - backed up using magnetic cassette tape - for client demos.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link

Magnetic tape backups still as good as it gets tbh

softie (silby), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 23:58 (six years ago) link

It's so much warmer than digital.

okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

artisanally handled by robots

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:29 (six years ago) link

Nomar please tell me you made up that firemen story because it made me immediately want to punch someone.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link

Paper tape backups. With handmade paper, of course.

nickn, Thursday, 4 May 2017 06:00 (six years ago) link

this has probably been said upthread but this urge to feel connected to objects by understanding/feeling close to their production makes perfect sense for a post-industrial/digital/hyper-real society in which it's easy to feel alienated from labour, your environment and the economy. localism ties into the same thing, as does minecraft

ogmor, Thursday, 4 May 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

"Lauren Michele Jackson is a writer and PhD candidate in the Department of English Language and Literature at the University of Chicago."

you don't say

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 21 August 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

so breezy, these tomatoes

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 October 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

who bakes cherries with honey

is there in fact any such thing as a honey baked cherry

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 14 October 2017 21:39 (six years ago) link

There's at least one recipe, but it's more roasting.

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/254592/honey-roasted-cherry-ricotta-tartine/

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 October 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

Garnet color and soft, crisp saline body makes it sound like a Neti pot after a bloody nose.

rb (soda), Saturday, 14 October 2017 23:03 (six years ago) link

don't know if this was noted on another thread. didn't really know where to put it either. the appropriation thread?

scott seward, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

the reallocation of chicken thread? the outside chicken thread?

scott seward, Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

I feel like the whole artisanal craftsmanship blah thing might finally be on the wane as a marketing device, but maybe it's just that I live in a really boring neighborhood in Queens

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 19 October 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

I've always thought if I had a venue that needed to serve food as a condition of getting a beer/wine or full liquor license, I would do something like this rather than try to cook food. It would be curated (the best things from Trader Joe's, etc) at reasonable prices, and their source not hidden.

nickn, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

People have a gut reaction against that kind of markup situation, even though all food served in restaurants is marked up.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

Usually, yes, but this would be a performance venue or even neighborhood bar situation where the attraction is definitely not the food. I'm thinking the $3.99 TJ's frozen ham and mushroom tart (which I love) being offered at say $7-8.

nickn, Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

They'd get away with it if they announced it instead of hid it.

dan selzer, Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

For a while, my local beer place included the take-out menus of several nearby restaurants in its drink menu, and encouraged people to have their food delivered to them at the bar.

looser than lucinda (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

there is a beer bar down the street (that doesn't serve food) and they encourage people to bring takeout to the bar or even get food delivered there! which i thought was nice of them.

x-post!

scott seward, Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link

People kind of have a reaction against that sort of overt markup though, even though it's really no different than any other markup you pay in a restaurant. Paying $8 for a tart that cost the restaurant $3.99 to make = ok; paying $8 for a tart that cost TJ's $2 to make and was sold to the restaurant for $3.99 = not ok.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 19 October 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

all the local brewery tap rooms have a rotation of food trucks that are there for the latter half of the week!

mh, Thursday, 19 October 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

better than a jar of moldy eggs and a basket of soggy pretzels.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 October 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Was sort of surprised to see this company is still in business
https://floyddetroit.com/

OTOH they have branched out from just making "table legs" into making actual tables as well.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:09 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Like many Aviary drinks, the one called Science A.F. (ostensibly a reference to the microbiologist Alexander Fleming) is made at the table. A small blue flame compels Scotch and other ingredients in the lower chamber of a vacuum coffee maker to ascend to an upper chamber filled with fruit tea, as dry-ice fog carpets the table. This took about five minutes and produced something that tasted like the fruit punch that might be served at a convention for designated drivers.

On the other hand, I admired the balance and complexity of the Wake and Bake, a mutant rye manhattan made with coffee- and orange-flavored vermouth. What I can’t imagine ever loving is being asked by a server to stick my head inside the inflated plastic bag in which it is served, to see that it really did smell like an everything bagel. It did, but it was one of several moments when I felt like a parent helping the Aviary staff to complete a project for the science fair.

After a round or two, the alert drinker may become gun-shy. A friend I’d invited for lunch gamely sipped a Boom Goes the Dynamite, which had never cooled below tepid despite having fumed vigorously from the dry ice inside its laboratory flask. Leaving a third undrunk, she asked for a Bloody Mary.

“Our Bloody Mary is very unique,” our server said brightly. “It takes about 15, 20 minutes to make.”

“Is it served ... cold?” my friend asked, hope flickering weakly in her voice.

It was. A few minutes later, a relatively traditional Bloody was poured over many tiny ice marbles inside the bowl of what looked like a small spittoon. Around the spittoon’s broad brim were arranged five garnishes, or side dishes, or condiments, including chopped razor clam with celery sorbet and a little pillbox of horseradish jelly.

When we were alone again, she sighed and said, “I was hoping for a glass.” The Aviary’s Bloody Mary, by the way, costs $38.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/dining/grant-achatz-office-aviary-review.html?hpw&rref=food&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=well-region®ion=bottom-well&WT.nav=bottom-well

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

things that could be a Portlandia sketch...

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

i went to the Aviary in Chicago and it was ridiculous in a good way! my wife had this:

https://assets.worldsbestbars.com/bar_425_320/Aviary%20small%202_54b4f577c5d8c.jpg

i'm onboard with elevated weirdness in food (if it's good.)

omar little, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

(*food and drink)

omar little, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link

i doubt i will be going to any place that serves 40 dollar bloody marys but they are a hoot to read about!

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

actually, the lunch menu described in the review is not out of my price range.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

"... and served in a man's hat."

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

"hand-made, small batch" plaid shirts

https://www.jc-rt.com

please kill me

the late great, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

those are ugly

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:39 (six years ago) link

they don't look ugly to me.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

The restaurant thing reminds me of the Vespertine review in the LA Times.

http://www.latimes.com/food/jonathan-gold/la-fo-gold-vespertine-review-20170902-story.html

nickn, Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

can you get a Plaid plaid, do you think?

koogs, Thursday, 8 February 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

https://www.1843magazine.com/features/crafting-a-life

Jeff, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

man those are some long paragraphs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

Craft paragraphs.

Jeff, Thursday, 8 February 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

Does it mention how white-collar workers CAN flee their desks to become artisanal picklers, but other workers can't?

I mean, I haven't yet seen the tenderly written article about the Wal-Mart cashier who bravely left it all behind to become a candle-dipper.

I will finish what I (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

opening a business is a luxury pursuit now. like instead of buying a supercar you decide to dip pickles.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:23 (six years ago) link

So plaid

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

oh thats totally my pet peeve. Reading about the guy who started the awesome food cart who used to be in finance. Of course.

dan selzer, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:13 (six years ago) link

Yeah, "Oh, so you retired at age 38, how nice for you."

nickn, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:34 (six years ago) link

tbh there are always the Bar Rescue episodes where some old guy is like “I retired and sunk all my savings into this place!” and the floor is about to cave in

mh, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

plaid shirts

i love the picture of the two tailors in plaid shirts, with beards, measuring the man wearing a plaid shirt, with the beginnings of a beard, presumably to fit him for a fourth plaid shirt (not pictured)

j., Saturday, 24 February 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

I come from a long line of tailors. My grandfather was a tailor. My great grandfather was a tailor. My great great grandfather was a tailor. My father was an investment banker, and, prior to 2015, I had never held a needle and thread, let alone sat in front of a sewing machine. But after graduating from an expensive private college with a degree in comp lit and moving to Brooklyn, I realized that, while there were already dozens of neophyte "high-end" tailoring houses already in the market, none seemed to possess my unique specialness. With my heritage, my trust fund, and a year of private lessons, I founded Brooklyn Cephalopod Fine Shirtemaekers, Maekers of Fienee Shierts.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

I started that paragraph hoping you were going to tell us how you took up sewing :(

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

Lock thread

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

lol man alive

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

My grandfather actually was a tailor in Brooklyn. Sadly, my father was not an investment banker and I have no trust fund.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link

A propos of nothing really but I really want to move to the country and slowly restore a whole houseful of woodwork by hand with qtips. There's definitely an appeal as compared to city life. How will I afford to eat while I strip 100 years of paint off a banister, you may ask? Hmmph. Good question.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

You won’t need to eat, you’ll get all the nourishment you need from inhaled solvents

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

from an article linked on another thread. here's how, in orbit:

“People talk all the time about what they dream of, and I decided to stop talking about it and just do it,” Ms. Shiver said. “I was looking for more meaning.”

She divorced her husband, packed her Yorkie Pomeranian, Stanford, in the car and drove west.

see? simple

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

What if my Yorkie Pomeranian isn’t named Stanford?????

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

I cried because I had no Yorkie, and then I met a man with no shih tzu

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

in orbit you'll need an apron, maybe something in gray. can you fold your arms and look serious? the q-tip will need to have a body of reinforced handcrafted steel and the tips should be hand-pulled lamb's wool. it should be about the size of a medieval weapon.

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

I would restore the wood with other wood not qtips I think qtips would look funny

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

q-tips are fine they just need to look big and forged

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Actual me crossing arms seriously (from over 10 years ago but I was very skilled at a young age).

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1909863_519596362617_2863_n.jpg?oh=e9a73b53c5daba596f06c542f2195dfb&oe=5B3F0F96

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

lol sorry hueg

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

Call bs on srs that is imo a smirk

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

man alive

ha where is that from

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

It’s from the promotional materials for my new tailoring shop, Brooklyn Cephalopod

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

i remember that picture! best picture.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

i was thinking of opening a restaurant where they serve food on wood planks

the twist will be that there will be an artisanal lumberjack in the front of the house who will hand-cut a bespoke wood plank for each meal

the late great, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

and you get to pick which kind of tree wood you want obviously.

scott seward, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

"Hey have you ever been to that place Plank? You get your own plank."

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

xp yes scott and also there will be craft beer-istas who can help you pair your beer with your plank

the late great, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

chop down your own tree with our experienced lumberjacks -- beginners welcomed!

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:15 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Fuck you. I will destroy your business." pic.twitter.com/SwERjETSih

— For Exposure (@forexposure_txt) March 26, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

I've been spending almost all day reading this.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

the shtick of weirdos demanding strangers make them things for little to no money has become widespread enough that I've seen a few people questioning whether some of the really blatant ones like this are fabricated viral content

I mean, people really are that weird and demanding, but...

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

Like, I quilt just for myself as a hobby. So many people tell me to sell them. Basically, I have no interest because of everything that this twitter documents. I would rather just give them away to people I like. But reading all the tweets is so fascinating.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

I mean it's almost on par with reading tinder dms where dudes go from 0 to "f you, you whore, you're not even pretty" within the span of one screen.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

I have a photographer friend who posts his own real forexposure-style requests that he receives pretty often. He is a guy who has done album covers for bands you know and his work has been in the NY Times and a bunch of major music mags.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

I reluctantly am willing to accept everyone is actually this horrible

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

It's a lifehack! Ask for free stuff all the time!

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

the only risk is to your own reputation! and possible legal action for harassment!

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

anyone up in here want to hook me up with some free coffee

mh, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

thats either an obvious troll or a fake. no way you anyone continue to respond after the first f bomb

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

I mean some of these people feeling entitled to free stuff or drastically reduced costs are obviously teenagers but some of these are so abusive, negging, gaslighting...the usual shit some men do.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

I would respond because it's fascinating and f bombs don't disturb me.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

What’s Cooking in That Egg Spoon? A Bite-Size Culture War

https://nyti.ms/2pGkWjc

On one side were those who viewed cooking an egg over a fire as the embodiment of food elitism and all that is annoying about the Slow Food movement. Only people who are very rich or very poor have fireplaces in their kitchens, critics said. Where is a working parent supposed to find the time?

In the opposing camp were people happy to discover a slow, delicious way to make those farm eggs that they had worked so hard to find. Even if the egg spoon was merely aspirational, it set the bar for a simpler way of cooking and eating — one in which a fire-roasted egg slipped onto levain toast seemed the antidote to an unthinking, tech-dominated culture fueled by unhealthy, overly processed food.

The egg spoon became a mark of insider status and a tool of seduction.

...

Kat Kinsman, the senior food and drinks editor of the website Extra Crispy, devoted a column to what she saw as the inherent sexism in the egg-spoon attacks. If Francis Mallmann, the subject of a recent Esquire profile titled “Is Francis Mallmann the Most Interesting Chef in the World?,” had cooked an egg with a spoon instead of roasting a lamb on a wooden cross near blazing wood, he’d be a hero, she wrote. (Ms. Waters, incidentally, has given Mr. Mallmann one of her own beloved egg spoons.)

The new round of criticism also struck a nerve with Samin Nosrat, a cookbook author and New York Times Magazine columnist. Cooking an egg in an iron spoon over open fire is really no more precious and probably a lot less elitist than cooking an egg in $300 sous-vide machine, she said in a recent interview — except that women tend to do the former and men the latter.

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 April 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

If holding an egg in a spoon over a fire is "simpler" than frying or soft-boiling it then it would be even simpler to omit the spoon and hold it in your fingers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 April 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

or just eat the egg raw with boiling water chaser

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 16 April 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

an egg spoon is a spoon for eating boiled eggs. this is a wee iron frying pan surely

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 April 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

I have thought about this a lot and agree that "simpler" is an indefensible word choice here.

It would have been slightly more defensible to say something along the lines of rugged/primitive/elemental, back-to-basics, back-to-nature, rather than "simpler." No, of course it's not simpler than just tossing an egg around in a nonstick Calphalon over gas.

One COULD make an argument following Thoreau, who proposed a race of some distance between him walking, and someone else taking the train. Because the man who takes the train needs to work all day to earn the train fare, whereas the walker can set out immediately. But that would be bullshit, because everyone involved in the conversation clearly ALSO has a normal stove and normal skillets. It IS about the perceived coolness of the endeavor.

And on that ground, no, the egg spoon is no more precious than spatchcocking with hand-forged swords, or making your own yeast, or making broth from scavenged squirrel bones, or sous-viding your morning oatmeal, or hand-hewing your own shad planks, or raising your personal flock of civet cats to process your coffee beans, or whatever other shit some hipster gourmand recommends.

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

If I had a fireplace, wood burning stove in my house I would totally make my eggs in it. In my mind it seems more efficient and tastier.

Yerac, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link

Activate those almonds, brother.

I'm Finn thanks, don't mention it (fionnland), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

A sous vide circulator is less than $100 now, that's a pretty bad comparison to a $250 Kinfolk-approved spoon (which is pretty much the entire controversy I've seen).

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

Every time we grill (not often) I just look for random things in the kitchen to cook over a fire. I am going to try eggs now.

Yerac, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 14:57 (six years ago) link

If I already have a wood fire going for other reasons, I love to cook things in/on it. I am unlikely to build a roaring fire just to fry an egg, though. Just my own personal line in the sand; other may vary.

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link

(i vaguely know KK from that article, she took me up the empire state building once. or was it too foggy? it was 1997)

koogs, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link

I don't know why people feel the need to make this an either/or issue. It's easy enough to wake up a couple hours early and make four spoon-frizzled eggs AND half a dozen 62.5°C sous-vide eggs. The kids love to have one of each before they leave for school!

mick signals, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

Truth. And if you have your own laying hens (as I presume most of us do), so convenient!

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 17:34 (six years ago) link

slow-poached Masai ostrich egg or gtfo

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

I feel like the fact that this exists means the revolution is overdue:

https://www.goldbely.com/about

posted here because it's such an absurd contradiction, enjoy all that special local small-business foodcraft by having it shipped across the country by a silicon valley startup using outrageously expensive means only within reach of the top .01%.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

https://www.goldbely.com/louie-mueller-barbecue/legendary-beef-brisket

fuuuuuuuuck you

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

i was ok with it until i scrolled down to the "the team" section

na (NA), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

Haha, yes, ship that fresh-off-the-grill bacon wrapped hot dog from Los Angeles to Maine!

nickn, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

https://www.goldbely.com/buona-italian-beef/italian-beef-sandwich-kit-8-pack

$14/each for sandwiches that are $5 each, and you still have to make them yourself. Is it really that hard to find a decent beef sandwich where you live? Or you just HAVE to have THAT beef sandwich, because you're such a special person.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

Ora King is a brand of farmed salmon raised in New Zealand. It tastes good. You can get a raw vacuum-packed fillet of it in the US for about $20/lb0/lb, or a raw artisanally vacuum-packed fillet of it shipped from NZ via Honolulu by Goldbely for https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon75.

mick signals, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

Well, that link didn't work, did it. $175.00. One fillet of raw farmed fish. https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon

mick signals, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

I grew up on this, the real Sloppy Joe, still a regular at any shiva in Essex County.

https://www.goldbely.com/town-hall-deli

seem to be well "curated", good to use the site as a road trip guide and skip the shipping fees.

dan selzer, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

https://pantograph0.goldbely.com/s820/uploads/product_image/image/1909/naked-dog-fifty.f6d4a2cff5a51adabab42c242ed7dfc3.jpg

65 bucks. Buns, mustard etc not included.

mick signals, Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

Ora King is a brand of farmed salmon raised in New Zealand. It tastes good. You can get a raw vacuum-packed fillet of it in the US for about $20/lb0/lb, or a raw artisanally vacuum-packed fillet of it shipped from NZ via Honolulu by Goldbely for https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon75.

― mick signals, Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:42 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, that link didn't work, did it. $175.00. One fillet of raw farmed fish. https://www.goldbely.com/honolulu-fish-company/17505-ora-king-salmon

― mick signals, Thursday, April 19, 2018 3:43 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is very similar to the fact that they sell Table 87 pizza, which is already available in supermarkets, in the same packaging in which you get it in supermarkets. You can also get it from online grocery sites, e.g. right now Jet has the 10" pizza for $10. However, if you prefer, you can pay $10/slice for goldbely to send it to you.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

or I guess for more accurate comparison, $20 per ten inch pie:
https://www.goldbely.com/table-87/17408-coal-oven-margherita-pizza-pie-4-pack

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link

I live in New York but I had never heard of this famous Table 87 Pizza. So I had to look it up. Apparently its claim to fame is selling pizza cooked in a coal oven, by the slice. Both of which are obviated if you have to buy an entire pie by mail-order and cook it in your home oven.

This is turning me right now into the curmudgeon I did not intend to become for at least another 5-7 years. I am going to close my laptop. And maybe toss it into the bathtub.

mick signals, Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

I actually did know Table 87 because I used to walk past it, but I never thought of it as a "famous" place (like Lucali, DiFara, etc.). And then I saw it on Shark Tank, when they launched this freeze-wrapped pizza idea. Which I guess is alright, but like I said, you can already order the exact same product online for literally half the price. And even at that price it seems a little expensive.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

Ess-a-Bagels, nearly $5/bagel
https://www.goldbely.com/ess-a-bagel/17232-ny-bagels-13-pack

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

looooool NJ Taylor Ham at $20/lb
https://www.goldbely.com/taylor-ham/15423-taylor-ham-pork-roll-3-lb-roll

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link

And now I am researching Table 87. because I had never heard of it either. It definitely has never been talked about in the same breath as even the newer places (Motorino, Roberta's). But I guess they got lucky.

Yerac, Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

If some careless moron can't spell and goes to "goldbelly.com" by mistake, not to worry, it redirects straight to goldbely.com.

mick signals, Friday, 20 April 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

due to looking at goldbely i'm getting their ads on facebook. Feat. LCD Soundsystem.

dan selzer, Friday, 20 April 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

appropriately artisanal

as god is my waitress (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 April 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

https://www.superdenim.com/us/freedom-sleeve-sweatshirt-oatmeal.html/

Description
A crew-neck sweatshirt made in Wakayama, Japan, of 100% cotton on vintage loop wheel machines, which are known to weave a sluggish pace, with only a single meter of fabric produced every hour. When compared to contemporary manufacturing methods, Loopwheel machines apply a very low thread tension allowing the production of an exceedingly premium and unique fabric.

Lol. "This is good because it is made inefficiently."

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

exceedingly premium

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link

made on the very machines that authentic, virtuous high-quality craftspeople would have smashed to pieces in protest at the destruction of their way of life

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

xp you left out the important part man alive

A crew-neck sweatshirt made in Wakayama, Japan, of 100% cotton on vintage loop wheel machines, which are known to weave a sluggish pace, with only a single meter of fabric produced every hour. When compared to contemporary manufacturing methods, Loopwheel machines apply a very low thread tension allowing the production of an exceedingly premium and unique fabric. The resulting material feels like it has been hand woven, with a stretchy element to it, a quality that cannot be replicated by modern production techniques. The crucial difference is that Loopwheel fabric is knit in an oval shaped sequence to yield a fabric that will comfortably stretch with wear, but will return to its original dimensions with a wash.

the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

you may not agree that a marginal cost is worth it but it's not just "slow for slow's sake"

the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

the marginal cost, not a marginal cost

the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

Even the "very low thread tension" of the Loopwheel process is not nothing, and -- especially in combination with the downward effect of Earth's oppressive gravitation on the threads -- tugs hurtfully at one's skin.

mick signals, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 23:49 (five years ago) link

you can buy a companion "grounding" liner iirc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link

Yet another reason to go to Wakayama this June.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 3 May 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

was there always a prestige line of Champion sportswear/sweats or did this pop up in recent years as a cash grab because of the trends

I always thought it was a standing brand that was just kind of standard sportswear with some downmarket products

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2018 00:14 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

lmao

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

the ingredients, as listed on the packaging:

Milk, cream, sugar syrup, corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, whey, skim milk, natural and artificial flavors, cellulose gel, guar gum, cellulose gum, mono- and diglycerides, locust bean gum, polysorbate 80, ground vanilla bean, carrageenan.CONTAINS: MILK

husserl gang (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 May 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

That's like one notch above the lawsuit about Drive not being a Fast and Furious type movie.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 16 May 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

three years pass...

a+ piece on CNC (computer numerical control) stone carving tools used by Carmelite monks.

Is it the Carmelite monks for whom labour, infrastructure projects like reclaiming land, and construction is their expression of faith? Is the computer code that makes it easier to accomplish this godly or impious? it’s just a tool, right?

contains a grebt coding bug anecdote:

At the very end of each window sill, after it had completely finished carving, the code told the CNC machine to repeatedly pound down into the top of the sill, almost as if it was a giant fist.

Fizzles, Saturday, 17 December 2022 04:09 (one year ago) link

it was the cistercians.

Fizzles, Saturday, 17 December 2022 10:44 (one year ago) link

that's sick as hell

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 19 December 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link


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