http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site21/2012/0426/20120426_033444_BEAR%20FALLING_500.jpg
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
SAIL
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Friday, 27 April 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
hi r
― the late great, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
er hi bear!
would you know my naaaaaaameif i saw you in heavenwill it be the sameif i saw you in heaveni must be strong, and carry oncause i know you don't belong,bear in heaven
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Monday, December 7, 2009 2:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
when he lies on his back my cat looks like this bear
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2x0kzx7BF1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg
"Hi, bear!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rklu3Rao1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg
"Bear, say hi to me!"
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_02.jpg
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/slate-slideshow-prod/images%2Fslides%2Fyellowstone_05.jpg
baby bear, you can drive my car
― Lee593 (Lee626), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thatcutesite.com/uploads/2010/08/standing_polar_bear.jpg
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
no person i know but im pretending im in the bathroom at mapco and little dude is all 'whats up?'
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
AHhhh!
I saw a playful young polar bear at the zoo the other day. He was doing tricks - so cute. Also, the chillest sun bear ever.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/internet-memes-i-must-go-now1.png
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://ultimaterippedness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sugar_bear.jpg
― the late great, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
You guys have seen this, right? <3 <3 <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link
wkiw that bear
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
Also this was the aforementioned chill bear I saw the other day. He was too busy reflexing Chicago stail to say hi to me:
http://i45.tinypic.com/sfjsw0.jpg
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
waving bear is something else
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
clicked the bear in heaven thread looking for the op image here, was sorely disappointed
― thomp, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
The falling bear has died: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-falling-bear-killed-0505-20120504,0,1583053.story
― Jeff, Friday, 4 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
bear say bye to me
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
I'm disproportionately sad about this dumb bear dying.
― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
ditto embarrassingly
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
fuck the pain away (on top of the body of the dead bear)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 May 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
SO SAD
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
Really, quite a dumb bear, though.
― kate78, Friday, 4 May 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
I like to think he was maybe just a v unlucky bear.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
first mca now bear wtf at this day already
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Too soon?
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/295/576/503.gif
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
well there's my new display name
― first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
this bear needs no meme phild
― the late great, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
seriously
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 4 May 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 4 May 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
whatever otm it's just so amazing
That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 5 May 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 5 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.
Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)
― Aimless, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human
me say hi to bear
― the late great, Saturday, 5 May 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place
― epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d42xxNJm1r0vr70o1_500.jpg
bears say hi to us
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link
that's not you is it?!?
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
no.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
bear take instagram photo of me, other bears
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/we-need-some-rest-before-the-chase.jpg
oh hi bear
― the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
He is like the bear Al Bundy.
*flush*
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/bear-swim-pool-monrovia.html
― mario bataille (get bent), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
!!!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
ALSO:Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party
Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party
well that's a cheery pairing
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb1r4dcoxWc
kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
nice square bracket fizzles.
For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/83132/1133523/hi-bear.jpeg
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 8 June 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
OH MY GOD
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6p5jsrCza1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
Wheeee!
― carl agatha, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://bigstory.ap.org/content/heat-wave-26
http://binaryapi.ap.org/c9fd07e8ffe048608e79fcb2475aec78/512x.jpg
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
thread, bookmarked
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:03 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
LOL
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/18/15/enhanced-buzz-32475-1300478146-25.jpg
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
there was only one set of paw prints on the beach because I ate u
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://meetsebastian.com/mas56/files/gimgs/84_bear-fur-1-z.jpg
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/sunbear.jpg
^ and that's a sun bear
― contenderizer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
where is yr based god now
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
bearsed god
― carl agatha, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
amanda bearsed god
― higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a very chill sun bear at the zoo in Chicago a couple months ago. They're awesome.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
that bear looked like me after i spent six hours in central park today
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ftrbi.gif
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
a+ for alignment with thread title
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
Omg
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3WOZL.jpg
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
"You guys deliver?"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Hey, you guys need any help with your garbage?"
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 9 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
bear get hi with me
― the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
A friend and I spent about 30 mins watching the various waving bear vids on youtube. They're so amazing. Makes me want to go to Seattle specifically so that a bear can say hi to me irl.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
It is nonstop bear action here, it's true.
― kate78, Monday, 9 July 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabin
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link
is that a brown bear eye and ear right above the 12?
― the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
Black bear iirc
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
Ah!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
BEARNELL
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
^ VERY relevant to ILX interest
;)
http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3670824&boardid=58&threadid=270
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
awww dat guy is snoozing
(also damn those claws are BIG)
shit between this and the freaking service dog puppy cam I think I could happily waste several hours today
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5931553/people-saying-hi-to-the-us-womens-gymnastics-team
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
hi gymnasts!
what no chickenbears!?
― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/2a2a87886023449185b6aca17785f0d4cffa0b62_m.jpg
― thomp, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rfpddOr01qhlwexo1_250.gif
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 August 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.amysteinphoto.com/domesticated2.html
― koogs, Friday, 24 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
owlbear eh?
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Friday, 24 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kPTlW.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
take it to the left!take it back now ... one hop this time!right foot let's stomp
CHA CHA SLIIIIIDE
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uzPiIn8onE
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link
Without even playing that I knew it was gonna be the house bear bit. I would SO have a house bear.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
It's like bear waves, gets your attention, feels a little bashful cos you're looking at him, and then overcomes his nerves and does a jig. Amazing.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
I love that bear.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
So there's a bear stuck up a tree in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford Heights right now. And it has its own Twitter feed: http://twitter.com/bedfordbear
Also this is maybe not the ideal bear removal strategy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmZ_2U7LW4
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
NO FUCK YOU STOP THAT
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
Well, they TRIED sending in a cat.http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/images/060613-cat-bear_big.jpg
― The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
hahah awwwwww
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
this is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfiZPXsQvrQ
― jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
ahhh! the description does not lie.
― rayuela, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
wasn't this already posted on this thread?
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
probably!
― jed_, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
thus the neverending cycle of the cosmos - bear-ladder repeats ad infinitus
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
Oh yes it was. How do I know? BEcause I watched it about 10 times. It could have been the other bear thread though.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
it was an animated gif, no?
but it's not OH SHIT A BEAR as far as i can tell
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
who the hell films dumpsters in the middle of nowhere all day
― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
harmony korine HEYOOOOOOO
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
lolz
― hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLh8codHHA&feature=colike
― Pat Ast vs Jean Arp (MaresNest), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
omg i love bears so much
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.gagbay.com/images/2012/09/i_built_this_with_my_bear_hands-142999.jpg
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bearsmart.com/resources/north-american-bears/communication
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://marijuanasommelier.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/tumblr_ld3trg9grm1qbzzw0o1_5001.png
― the late great, Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
bear says hi to cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-VcbR6ASGs&feature=player_embedded
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
Cat win.
― Jeff, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
the best part is toward the end where the cat turns around to face the camera for a victory pose then turns back to beat the shit out of the bear for one last time
― jbn, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
worst animal friends
― the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
bear crosses the road ...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c5_1272429288
― jbn, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/oh_hai49.jpg
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
( ^_^)／
― carl agatha, Thursday, 25 October 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
OMG HI BEAR
― ENBB, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
ahem
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlvd7KGZF1qkej80o1_500.jpg
― ENBB, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIql1ZpHovs
"Incredible footage of BBC cameraman and hungry polar bear"
― koogs, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
That bear really wants to say hi.
― kate78, Monday, 7 January 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://brrrln.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hello-baby-panda.jpg
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 17 January 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link
biologically not a bear says hi to us
― Aimless, Friday, 18 January 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
Wikipedia says giant pandas are bears.
― carl agatha, Friday, 18 January 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
bear say hi after a long nap
http://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2017c36428ebe970b-popup
Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear of Ranua Zoo, begins to wake up after winter hibernation in Ranua on February 23, 2012.
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2012-02/68323800.jpg
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/62/4C119EC864250391949E593AFECFC_h316_w628_m5_cniECIVkq.jpg
― Plasmon, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-fucking-love-cocaine-cocaine-bear
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 January 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
Hi, sleepy bear!
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b017ee8efebc7970d-800wi
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
aw, i miss knut
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
I think he's actually saying hi to that guy over there
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
he's like "Yeah, that's a great post you're ma...excuse me a sec...OH HEY! HOW ARE YOU!"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jqnbLW9.png
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/046cb91599fa646d0e1f3a83a97bbcbb/tumblr_mj56l9LqiG1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg
Hi, Bear.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/alaska-man-fights-off-bear-walks-away-minor-100049041.html
― deeznuggz (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
have a seat xp
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
polar bear has been expecting me
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
"The deceased bear was released to a local charity."
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
yeah, a little weird, but ppl eat bear in AK, nbd
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
bear say HIGH to me
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/bears-russia-addicted-jet-fuel-sniff-high-pass/
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
:-(
― the late great, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:21 (ten years ago) link
http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/game-of-thrones-the-bear-and-the-maiden-fair.jpg
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmB3KecuS9s
― JuliaA, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
wow!
(this is possibly my favourite thread)
― koogs, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Can we revisit the waving bears? I think we need to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI1IWOLl5YU
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
Also, the lady in the background is killing me. "Oh my gawd they're so clevah!"
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
she's a boston bruins fan
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link
first video makes me realise that i don't think i'd ever seen an actual dancing bear!
― Fanois och Alexander (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:53 (ten years ago) link
If anyone else had posted that first video, I wouldn't have watched it because I was sure it was going to end with the bear pulling a Timothy Treadwell on his trainer. JuliaA wouldn't do that to me, though.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:14 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UFFgS4b.gif
― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 27 June 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link
brown bear & salmon cam, AK
― JuliaA, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
bears is patient
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3DEbodj.gifvia dayo
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e3a0a6fd4e75d9128785ea57fca0749/tumblr_msxwy8xrM11s2wio8o7_400.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
byeeeeee!!!
― j., Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link
(not real bear)
― koogs, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
^Bear expert
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
Bear Obeys Bartender's Command, Leaves Juneau Bar
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
ugh, nuisance bears, they're the worst
― j., Wednesday, 25 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
Now if we can only get humans to leave bars when the staff tell them
― Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/bear-member-polish-army-wwii/
― koogs, Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
awesome!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 September 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link
love it
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
bear play tetherball with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_JCip9Ihs
― Plasmon, Monday, 14 October 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link
!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 October 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Excellent bear.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 12:09 (ten years ago) link
Oh I love bears.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:13 (ten years ago) link
It's impressive that the bear appears to understand exactly when in its swing to hit the ball to get the maximum effect!
― My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 13:24 (ten years ago) link
Bears are not stupid
― The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
http://laist.com/attachments/laist_emma/cute6.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
wkiw tetherbear
― epistantophus, Monday, 21 October 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link
http://i44.tinypic.com/263hmbl.jpg
These guys showed up on my dad's friend's property last night.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Sunday, 17 November 2013 03:57 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0c/ab/bd/0cabbdfbcee57ffacf48aa88d31e7921.jpg
― JuliaA, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
http://www.hippieshop.com/mas_assets/full/16101.jpg
― balls, Saturday, 14 December 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
I am always wanting to make "______ say hi to me" jokes irl and then I realize that it's a strictly ILX moment
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/1/13/1389616159583/569fc1df-4dec-454c-b1f8-b33f3585f119-620x370.jpeg
Courtesy of the Graun.
http://www.theguardian.com/news/2014/jan/13/best-pictures-of-the-day-live
― I can still taste the Taboo in my mouth when I hear those songs (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 13 January 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link
Wow, it's like the picture was taken just to be on this thread.
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 13 January 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link
love that guy
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 January 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rebellesociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_lodpga1Z4m1qezw3io1_500.jpg
― nickn, Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
mid-fight, already several hours long, at a loss for words, can't face one another, but can't bear to leave, either
― j., Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link
People failing to say 'hi' to a bear.
http://i.imgur.com/9OaMYnu.jpg
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link
I saw this on the news last night, and apparently the bear said hi to them - the man showed a little cut on his leg. Don't know if it was a bite or a swipe with the paw, but the bear introduced himself.
― nickn, Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
You snub a bear you're going to get bit.
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BVeXBtP.jpg
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
hahahaha
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
that'll end well
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXSdhXl8mmQ video (longer, not much more eventful...)
― badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Monday, 3 February 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19eyyyn09xj5vgif/ku-xlarge.gif
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link
I lolled (on the train)
― koogs, Friday, 7 February 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link
deserves an xpost from lolz:http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fzajmral4eogif/ku-xlarge.gif
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/87/07/eb87078aac842a5ecf502f0027aeb4a0.jpgbear say come at me bro
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_296w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2014/03/19/Others/Images/2014-03-18/slothbear0231395190271.jpg
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/zoo-keepers-become-mama-bear-to-sloth-bear-cub-that-was-at-risk-of-being-eaten-by-mother/2014/03/20/f4da6a6e-aecd-11e3-96dc-d6ea14c099f9_story.html
bear say dayum mom!!!!
― j., Friday, 21 March 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
omg dat bear
i love her
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 21 March 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
WANT
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 March 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
he say hi 2 u
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/24/article-2588284-1C8790EE00000578-125_636x421.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link
gotta love bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AihvuZiDhsg
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
boo
That group of four are all grizzlies! A mom and three young'uns. The big hump and the dished face are dead giveaways. You can see how much bigger the mom is than the couple of black bears that come by. The immature griz are as big as full grown blacks.
― I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link
That video is so cool. After the grizzlies go HAM on the tree all the other animals are like nah.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:02 (ten years ago) link
yeah, I like that it's basically a roll call of forest animals passing by. deer? check. raccoons and possums? check (i think). pair of mountain lions? check. also, bears know how to party.
― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
that must be a real dope tree
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/03/sloth-bear-cub-gets-tlc-247-at-national-zoo.html
It's a sloth bear cub who's mother was not too interested in her so the zoo hand reared her by carrying her around in a POUCH omg
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b01a3fcdfdc9a970b-800wi
― carl agatha, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link
iirc lack of maternal interest was not the issue. cubs were born sick and mom was eating them (as is the way in the wild). sad for everyone, mama included, and glad this one gets modern health care a new lease on life. sometimes people do good things, even if zoos are bad.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
http://www.pinterest.com/edgertor/ubiqibear-ubearquitous/http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/09/27/1f/09271fb903c8ec768208e2fdc046c95b.jpg
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 April 2014 03:01 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmVp6MgIIAAVUc4.jpg
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/rare-video-shows-bears-climbing-sheer-cliff/
― kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
bear climb high from me
― j., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
bear say hi to me please
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
hi stevie.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 30 May 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
Also, because it's never not amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE&feature=kp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7borw_SMPQc
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
hunter otm
― gbx, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bo6QyVfIUAIpF_T.jpg
― Plasmon, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
Bears who have figured out how to live.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1374282_10151908253851112_1438048121_n.jpg
― pugger pugger (benson) (The Reverend), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
^That's a grizzly. so very Hollywood.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
grizzly got really rich dabbling in record producing in the '70s and now is just enjoying his mansion in the hollywood hills. he doesn't need to go fishing anymore—he has a few fridges full of sustainably farmed alaskan salmon—but sometimes does just for old time's sake.
― display name changed. (amateurist), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
thank u bear
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 June 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/07e7a748066f9b994b66c3744ea2533f/tumblr_n6e79ogInC1qguyo7o1_1280.jpg
Photos of the day: Sulo Karjalainen, known to many as the “bearman” is affectionately licked by one of his bears, in Kuusamo, Finland. The 73-year-old runs Kuusamo Large Carnivore Centre with his brother Jalo, which has been home to more than 20 orphaned brown bears. Photograph: Pasi Jantti/Barcroft Media
Someone needs to have a movie night with this dude and screen Grizzly Man.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link
On the other hand, AW!
http://explore.org/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
@Britannica1768BEAR, in heraldry. He that has a coat of arms is said to bear in it the several charges and ordinaries that are in his escutcheon.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQUIJr2U4uE
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
Oh pants, take 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVhrN2pI2X8#t=13
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BearsActHuman
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
Bear Falls Through Skylight Into Party, Then Eats All The Cupcakes
http://io9.com/bear-falls-through-skylight-into-party-then-eats-all-t-1596351926
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
the couple yelled at the animal until it casually walked out of their residence.
In the bear's defense, this is exactly how my friends got an intoxicated me to leave their Memorial Day BBQ.
― nickn, Thursday, 26 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/1060811-Friendly-Pear-Character-Waving.jpg
pear say hi to me
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
http://texastechaitp.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ttujobfair.gif
fair say hi to me
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
http://thingsthatlooklikefaces.jefah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1200642883062.jpg
chair say hi to me
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/235/9/c/chestnut_saddlebred_mare_1_by_venomxbaby-d5c635p.jpg
mare say hi to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.vectorstock.com/i/composite/31,98/paper-tear-vector-203198.jpg
tear say hi to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
http://www.naircare.ca/media/files/products/product-moisturizing-shower_bi.png
nair say hi to me
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
nair do not say hi to me plz thx
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9SEsXuHT7MQ/TPLmcli3prI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/rAM4Gz8oZe8/s1600/chereeee.jpg
cher say hi to me
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
hi cher
― aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/udtCqK2.jpg
flair say hi to me
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
hi flair
― guwop (crüt), Thursday, 26 June 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
This thread is now over.
― Jeff, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
Not yet.
http://brightongigblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/blair.jpg
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
You assholes have ruined something beautiful.
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uwwwyaRP1qenl3go1_1280.jpghttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/1342502/thumbs/o-PANDA-CUB-900.jpg?6http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/picture-1-e1334247032721.png?w=480&h=306&crop=1http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2012/02/Toronto-Zoo-Name-Baby-Polar-Bear-1-537x358.jpghttp://theglobalnaturalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Polar_Bear-Stretch_600-dpi.jpghttp://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/66/39/8e389d766fc4bd5a4cad7073c0f1b4e0-bear-waving-19.jpghttp://i1.wp.com/www.poisonedpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baby-bear-saying-hello.jpg
― Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Friday, 27 June 2014 06:45 (nine years ago) link
HI BEARS!!!!
― carl agatha, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:22 (nine years ago) link
REDEMPTION!
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
THanks for bringing it back Spottie.
― Jeff, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:39 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dF2Q0hu.jpg
― Dreamland, Friday, 27 June 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link
AMAZING
― i reject your shiny expensive consumerist stereo system (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:53 (nine years ago) link
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/07/bear_grylls_k29uz3nc_300.jpg
http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2010/08/19/bryant-inside_20100819160956_0_0.JPG
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Alicia+Silverstone+showers+son+Bear+Blue+lots+539A2teCrIfl.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q7N9Pq30s_w/UlWgBurYzZI/AAAAAAAAChg/A3-GljwKvoE/s1600/1238137_548423855230494_1632147605_n.jpg
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Friday, 27 June 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link
stahp
― Dreamland, Friday, 27 June 2014 12:05 (nine years ago) link
OMG STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE RUINING ONE OF THE BEST THREADS
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link
I love the last bear that spottie posted so much. If I remember correctly (and I tend to remember my animal stories) he was a russian bear who befriended a dog. He looks like a real life teddy bear!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link
not really saying hi but with a bit of imagination they can seem to be waving at you under waterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYM4ndcV4Uo
― willem, Friday, 27 June 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, June 27, 2014
bear cub medo was Slovenian. here he say hi to cow
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/243514_217079474979804_4296864_o.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
OMG I love that you remembered that. Medo and cow! omg I can't handle him.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
omg guys just as a reminder
medo!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/01/article-1393228-0C5CD01700000578-567_306x423.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/01/article-1393228-0C5CC9D300000578-487_306x423.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/LuckyTheBear
but be warned it's painful. he was apparently orphaned and wandered onto a family farm where he was taken in and seemed quite happy. but since brown bear cubs grow into brown bears, he was taken away. first to a concrete shelter and eventually to a sanctuary where he died under mysterious circumstances
RIP medo you said hi a lot and deserved a lot better ;_;
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/265086_228310150523403_1842003_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
a little older. such a handsome bear.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/335852_304600532894364_253205922_o.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
HE DIED?!
First Knut now Medo. :( Stop dying nice bears.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
Oh he was beautiful. The pic where he's chomping on the dog's ear kills me. Dog's just like wut? NBD.
medo say hi to tree
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/264861_229864253701326_2513263_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
This guy might just have been the cutest bear every I mean LOOK AT THAT.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 27 June 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/f84f143e13dda1eece7937363ff2890c/tumblr_n7zgmhWMyC1r7u6l5o1_500.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
Eeeep!!!
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link
look how teeny tiny!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/2s0crjl.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:20 (nine years ago) link
Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.
― nickn, Saturday, 5 July 2014 07:26 (nine years ago) link
guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd1Ior68i_k#t=38
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
He is having the best time!
and wearing a batman shirt!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
Oh but this guy is sad because he popped the kiddie pool he found and it deflated. :(
http://i.imgur.com/LWXRNbB.jpg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
hhahaa wkiw that bear
― Strictly EZ Snappin' Nhex (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
i saw a bear cub cross a road in new hampshire last week, basically the highlight of the year so far.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link
!!!!!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
SO JEALOUS
https://twitter.com/A_single_bear
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link
I once saw a bear cub in the wild. It was as cute as a bug's ear. It fell over when it saw me and did a forward somersault. Scared me half to death.
― frog latin (Aimless), Friday, 11 July 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ItsAvery/status/494666483570868224
i would like to research this but i don't think i'm going to search for 'shaved bear'
― j., Thursday, 31 July 2014 02:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225042/Germanys-bald-bears-Fur-disease-afflicts-Dolores-baffles-vets.html
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 31 July 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
poor dolores
― Treeship, Thursday, 31 July 2014 04:03 (nine years ago) link
bear (sticker in Facebook Messenger) say hi to me
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10530810_1438867469728975_8872833820860143133_n.jpg
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10530810_1438867469728975_8872833820860143133_n.jpg?oh=ee0b83943c2bcae7140c5276997bf42e&oe=5434B109
omg
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
I am very sad for dolores! I want to make her a bear suit. She looks very ashamed. Poor bear. I love her.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
Wiat that's totally from like 5 years ago becasue I remember seeing those pictures and feeling bad for her then. I hope they figured it out.
Sadly, they didn't. Search "Dolores" here:
http://cutecrazyknut.blog.de/2011/09/20/wunderbaren-zoo-tage-leipzig-11885546/
― StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link
RIP Dolores. :(
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.kawaiikakkoiisugoi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/spastic-yellow-pear-funassyi-named-top-mascot-in-japan2.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 16 August 2014 09:57 (nine years ago) link
http://37.media.tumblr.com/40493906a4570b8af0b7d14d3c39ee66/tumblr_na889zPZ341s02vreo1_400.gif
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
~boop~
https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10151937425291503&id=39225221502
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10151937425291503&id=39225221502
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link
*bites own paw**falls over*
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link
aw, man.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
http://youtu.be/kMkWuXk11Uk
Mute it because the cameraman is a douche
― 龜, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0eEzpaDc6Y
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 00:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dCN8Vx9.png?1?7118
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/ngpc100114/n07_00279767.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
important twitter account for friends of this thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
― cheese is never wrong (doo dah), Thursday, July 10, 2014 8:35 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:-/
― peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Monday, 13 October 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
:/
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
:)
― festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link
lil gruesome but a good outcome herehttp://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/04/130411-bear-brain-surgery-laos-wildlife-trafficking/
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 October 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0vQ4mNIUAA_AV0.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ALjdc1r.jpg
― Øystein, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link
Just realized why I've had "Dub Be Good To Me" stuck in my head for a few hours. Goddamn bears.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
beaTs international, smdh
― Ottbot jr (NickB), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
http://36.media.tumblr.com/a03a9779fb04e4a76126e1e1d2a2dd8b/tumblr_ngs9zcVmG21qzsy4to1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/KVaCme0.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
I feel you, bear.
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, bear OTM.
― nickn, Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:25 (nine years ago) link
Me irl
― ledge, Thursday, 25 December 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link
https://www.threadless.com/product/1909/A_Very_Naughty_Bear
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:21 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCAntD1-DIk
― Spottie, Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link
So this guy walks into a bear
― pelvic slang (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
Oh no! that's hilarious and terrifying!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TAw1Vd7.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link
o_O
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
This has to be in Russia, right?
― DavidLeeRoth, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OTdFDGk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zRlhZJA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5UxgFw3.jpg
― 龜, Friday, 6 March 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link
I love him! (From a distance. In pictures.)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
^^^^
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 6 March 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link
what a fat fucking bear
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
bearspreading
― drash, Friday, 6 March 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8XBmcaK.gif
http://i.imgur.com/PuGHkVE.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link
YAY!
I think the waving bears are still my favorite bears.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
they're kinda not doing it right : )
― j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link
THEY ARE BEARS THEY ARE DOING A GREAT JOB! ;)
You've seen the youtube, right?
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
i like to imagine they are doing it out of some embarrassed sense of obligatory social mores rather than a genuine enthusiasm for saying hi.
― ryan, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Watch: Tourists run from black bears in Yellowstone National Park
― kate78, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
'oh no it's… them… again. cmon do it'
― j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
i love this thread title more than most other thread titles
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
first post hall of fame imo
― gbx, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
hear say bi to me
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link
I saw a real live wild bear last Thursday. It was too distracted rooting around for something to eat to say hi to me, but I wasn't miffed at it. A bear's gotta eat.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
!!
that is exciting
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
"i love this thread title more than most other thread titles
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, May 12, 2015 2:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"
I wish that the OG sloth say hi to me pics still worked :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Y4N2kbm.gif
― July retires into a shrubbery. (Øystein), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link
yes!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
of the waving bears he might be my favorite
so dainty!
it's kinda scary that they wave back in kind in each of those gifs. maybe they're a special breed of mocking bears.
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
I think those are videos from some kind of nature park, and these bears probably encounter a couple hundred cars per day doing the exact same thing. I wouldn't think it would be a hard behavior to pick up on.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
no, i mean that in the first set they mimic the side-to-side style wave of the human, and in the last one the bear mimics the up-and-down style wave of the human. they recognize different waving styles.
― slugbuggy, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
like i think it would blow their minds if the queen stopped by. they'd be like "dwight, did you see that shit?" because they'd never seen a queen wave before.
― slugbuggy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link
JF otm though - seattle game farm - they wave for fish
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
so clevah
― j., Thursday, 14 May 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GBpeFJtka8
A little freaked out by this dude tbh
― 龜, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:35 (eight years ago) link
Yeah that's totally weird.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link
put him in a trenchcoat and a slouch hat and he could walk down the street incognito pretty effectively
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link
like ben grimm walking the streets of ny
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
evolution is coming to get us
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear maybe? :(
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link
jesus, that's sad as hell
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.
― #HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link
If "me" is a garbage can
http://i.imgur.com/pEX6G8p.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
i see that as a bear putting the trash out for collection.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
bear put trash out for collection for me
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
I'm imagining a scenario where a family of bears has moved in next to a really nosy neighbor who's always peering out the window trying to see what those curious bears are up to.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.trashday.co/ contractor
― gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
All bear staff!
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.ltstatic.com/2009/March/DR781199_429long.jpg
― Tim, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
Bear say "What'll ya have?" to me.
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f9de2ee826c528052b678453a2b5e0f5/tumblr_npdvbcmYw01s02vreo1_400.gif
― wmlynch, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Bear say no gluten to me
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link
officer bearbready
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link
http://www.jehsmith.com/1/2015/06/rachel-dolezal-and-the-spectre-of-trans-species-identity.html
Bear cults survived throughout Europe into the 12th century, and they were based on the belief that their members were ancestrally related to bears and could take on a visibly ursine nature in ritual circumstances. These traditions were broken up by force by the late middle ages, and now, today, 'western' human beings think of themselves as existing across a vast ontological gap from other animal species, and regard non-western claims of trans-species identity as vestiges of comically unscientific, primitive ways of apprehending the world (poets still sometimes return to these ways, but when they do we assume they are just being poets). But this prejudice is the result of a distinct local history: the same local history that for so long insisted on an ethnographically anomalous binary gender distinction between male and female.
― j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link
http://gawker.com/attack-cat-to-curiosity-bear-take-a-hike-big-fella-1713812085
― j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
Curiosity bear? Is that a typo or a usage that I am unaware of?
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
self-explanatory name for a curious bear imo
― j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
love that video. my mother's tiny papillon once chased off a much larger bear than that in colorado. im attached to the dog and she emailed me to say that he ran after a bear and was presumed dead. 10 minutes later he came back perfectly fine, bear to be seen.
― ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
bear nowhere to be seen.
― ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
Nature abhors a surprise.
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
yet bears DO make leaps
― j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33323309
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc
― skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (eight years ago) link
It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q3a8kVo.jpg
If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.
― nickn, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Haha!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
did they catch it?!?
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link
Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
would request an abbott drawing of this tableau
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:39 (eight years ago) link
Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link
spring-boots
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
basketball and backboard shattering
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link
fart lines
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
assumption of bear
― drash, Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
copies, to make bearleader pyramid
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
An enthusiastic bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSvdTQyplE
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 16 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
saw that the other day. the youtube channel includes other videos of the same bear looking much younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFAEazE3Y8
― koogs, Thursday, 16 July 2015 08:35 (eight years ago) link
saw a couple of bears in the wild for the first time ever and inevitably thought of this thread. here's one of them, just chillin' in a meadow in yosemite:
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/11313178_10153368716080638_6219641139711096244_o_zpshpbxdtjj.jpg
the other one was a lil' baby bear i saw later in the day but i didn't take pictures of because a) i was on a bike and i didn't have my slr with me and b) the prospect of being mauled to death by a hidden mama bear while i tried to take a shitty iphone pic of her adorable progeny seemed too humiliating to risk.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
good calls
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
but w/ the slr…
― j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
yeah, if i could have gotten a good slr shot of the baby i totally would have put my life on the line for it - i'm committed to photography
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/16/bear-pies-colorado-bakery?CMP=share_btn_tw
bear say pie for me
― j., Friday, 17 July 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link
my spirit animal
fuck putting strawberry in a rhubarb pie
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Fuck putting rhubarb in a strawberry pie, imo.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 July 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
now we are enemies
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
you deserve each other
― j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link
the rest of us deserve pie
what a waste of rhubarb and strawberry
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 17 July 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/black-bear-falls-asleep-lawn-after-eating-50-pound/nm3mB/
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/4c/96/image2.JPGhttp://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/3c/65/image1_1.JPG
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link
Love that bear.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
xpost to pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live imo
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link
glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
that's some reverse-goldilocks shit
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb/embed/simple"; width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js";></script>
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQKSykxiMc
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video
i love him so much
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
You can speak Russian?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link
please steal one
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
take that bear cub
Go with a friend who runs slower than you.
― nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
Go with a fake friend who you actually despise who runs slower than you.
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
sounds like you had a few of those at the tinashe show
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Just keep waving at the bear; their gregarious nature means they will stop and wave to you, allowing you to get further away.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/2015/08/08/black-bear-caught-mid-meal-ga-work-truck/31357281/
bear say drive to me
― j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f02fd0c70b2aa9a46004f250c55356b2ba51cb5b/c=242-0-1678-1079&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/WXIA/WXIA/2014/06/01//1401602075002-Still0601-00004.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
aw man. the last night I was so desperate I opened a jar of peanut butter, put it on top of the bear box, and just waited till the sun came up.
no bears said hi ;_;
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-killed-grizzly-bear-yellowstone-national-park-n406656
― balls, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas― drash, Sunday, August 9, 2015
this was my defining detail too
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
yeah that was awesome, like she fed her cubs and all but first lemme drink all these grape sodas
― balls, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIQP6cb0as
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130621153142-09-soprano-story-top.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
cue van morrison
― balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
http://static1.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2333070.1440167273!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/pool.jpg
Bear family with five cubs takes over New Jersey family’s backyard and pool
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
Those videos are amazing.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150816113429-04-bear-img-3219-jpgjpg-exlarge-169.jpg
Hi dere
― ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
Story here: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/living/idaho-bear-head-cat-door-irpt-feat/
"Am I in time for a little smackerel of something?"
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisblogrules.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fbear-in-pool.jpg&key=rXmi6BfJ0dARPU-uzwCX3g&w=600&h=311
― Lee626, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
hi
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link
i am going to a "bear happy hour" tonight should i say hi to the bears y/n?
hey yellowstone y ur bears no say hi to me
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNfaFomUcAAxlLS.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
(that catflap bear ailsa posted looks high as fuck btw)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIhCNbdIFT4
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bnGyfYE.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
"it's just a thing we do"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
I have a pretty good feeling I know how that man will die one day.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
im so nervous watching that
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
I bet it smells terrible in there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
That guy's face doesn't look like it would smell particularly good, either
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Not after it was covered in bear slime, no.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― sktsh, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link
i kinda want to sponsor a national holiday in which everything that woman owns gets ritually destroyed by bears
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link
Montana woman who fed local bears attacked in her home
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
not so much _her_ though
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
Haha, from the Montana story's comments: The bear could meet the same fate that the young Alaska brown bear did in Dillingham, Alaksa. He was on the edge of town for about 2 weeks prior to our presidents visit foraging for food but suddenly disappeared just before Obama arrived. Justified killing??? Guess so, wouldn't want him to get in the way for our commander in chief's photo op.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
lol that woman w/ the kayak seems like the little girl freaking out about the bears playing in HER pool grown up. caniforms don't respect private property lady.
― balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 08:31 (eight years ago) link
lol that kayak video is like "bear get revenge on me"
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 2 October 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
"PLEASE STOP BREAKING MY THINGS, IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"
the complete lack of acknowledgment from the bear is perfect
― balls, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
deserves embed imohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
also, oldie but goodiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIql1ZpHovs
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
"IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD"
Bear could obviously smell or see something inside the kayak, which is why it persists.
Although after that pepper spray I don't blame it.
Also, do bears speak English?
― koogs, Saturday, 3 October 2015 07:05 (eight years ago) link
ranndino 16 hours agoStupid bear, learn English! You're in America!
― j., Saturday, 3 October 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link
"It's late september, you should be asleep!"
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link
wake up grizzly i think i got something to say to you
― sktsh, Sunday, 4 October 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx
― balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link
http://verysmartbrothas.com/why-the-kayak-eating-bear-is-the-blackest-thing-ive-ever-seen-this-week/
― balls, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
bei bei say hi to . . . some zoo lady
http://i65.tinypic.com/20jk50g.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
The Harvest
There are apparently over 3000 black bears living in New Jersey. This boggles my mind.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 December 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3abb7d390d3361a0d08efe47c9be6d2/tumblr_n5yyubRMTo1t4599co1_1280.jpg
― a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
oh man i want that as a poster
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
happy polar bears: https://twitter.com/samkalidi/status/679866179050078209
― JuliaA, Friday, 25 December 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
Romanian townspeople don bear costumes to ward off evil in the new year
― mutually aquatinted (doo dah), Thursday, 31 December 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/swDLceH.gifv
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 11 April 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link
the link is broken! i have to know!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link
Copy address and paste.
― nickn, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
casual encounters with bears
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/swDLceH.gif
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9ea9caa22d884403124dcba9b891dabe/tumblr_o42hxiCTwT1ud182mo1_400.gif
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
This is wonderful.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkTUAG4WsAAxtrU.jpg:large
― Οὖτις, Monday, 6 June 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--QkuDbg23--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_1600/yf4c1dcq7nuu5u38g9m1.jpg
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bpPfGDl.jpg
"Mrs. Carrollton? Hello? The door's open..."
― pplains, Saturday, 11 June 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link
Oh no, they have opposable thumbs!
― nickn, Sunday, 12 June 2016 07:25 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13445267_10101201629841112_3668701506137365688_n.jpg?oh=e2b35597daaf30e2ff41438e31fc8b93&oe=57E5E71A
Takin' a stroll in Monrovia (Los Angeles suburb).
― nickn, Sunday, 19 June 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw
― del griffith, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
"Henry! Get out of that ridiculous bear costume!"
― doug watson, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link
the bear clearly has some kind of deformity or infirmity of his front legs and has had to learn to walk upright.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 25 June 2016 04:54 (seven years ago) link
I feel bad for that guy. He can't run at full speed to attack prey, nor can he get away from danger at full speed either. I mean, it looks like he's makin' do, but it can't be easy.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:34 (seven years ago) link
His (her?) disability may be why he is hanging out in a human neighborhood, where pickings come a bit easier in the form of garbage, bird feeders, or cat food. Anyway, the bear seems both used to people and very unaggressive.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 05:47 (seven years ago) link
There's a Facebook group devoted to getting him put in a sanctuary and getting him medical help. Unfortunately the person who runs it seems a bit loony.
― Cosmic Love is absolutely Ruthless &Highly Indifferent (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 25 June 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/67529c1242094b8d728af7346cdc3c53/tumblr_o3i84e3ZSJ1r9d439o1_1280.jpg
― brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 July 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
This reads more like fiction than an article in an encyclopedia. Here we get to hear about not only what many different individuals were thinking, we're even told what the bear is thinking. I'm not sure that this article is even notable. If it is to remain here, the language should be corrected and it should be written like a proper article and not a fictional story. JdeJ 13:07, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
It's important to take the bear's perspective into account. 130.64.137.22 13:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
I agree 130.64.137.22' claim .--Tokyo Watcher 23:55, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
lol that is so japanese
― clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
Man, I want to see a movie made of that story. Insane.
― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 July 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/07/23/this-man-rescued-a-bear-from-the-jaws-of-a-cheese-puff-bucket/?tid=sm_tw
― j., Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link
:D
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 23 July 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
Man, I want to see a movie made of that story. Insane.― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, July 9, 2016 6:59 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, July 9, 2016 6:59 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there have been several movies made about the incident. "yellow fangs" from 1990 is a kind of action movie about it, and there's an early-80s film, "the old bear hunter," that's based partly on those events.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link
i vaguely remember about shohei imamura having written a screenplay, which went unproduced, about it...
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 24 July 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link
I'll have to look for those!
― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/jul/30/the-20-photographs-of-the-week#img-20
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/fb85951ebe77fdc410c58e5ad304f95b55a1e585/0_0_5089_3408/master/5089.jpg?w=1920&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=7c284eea477e9a44b53465a8e83bf3ce
― Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 30 July 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link
***hugs***
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 30 July 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
Bear say wash my back to me.
https://youtu.be/9Xhu2V2RRvk
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4n6YLYy.gif
― 龜, Friday, 12 August 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link
Is that Soupy Sales's house?
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b2e91c18efbbb2905210d80d0ac21881/tumblr_o8qnt9qMx21s5uccbo1_1280.jpg
― The Chinese is NOW doing a munchy box! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
Beautiful
― niels, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/winnie_the_pooh_waving.gif
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/08/bear-cam/495638/
bear say hi to salmon
― j., Tuesday, 23 August 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/mother-bear-cubs-animal-parenting-21-57e3a2161d7f7__880.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 September 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 22 September 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link
http://www.lolzgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bear-scratch-balls.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 01:52 (seven years ago) link
I'd link a "masturbating bear" clip from Conan's old show, but that's not the direction this thread needs to go in.
― nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
yeah, kinda sorry about that
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Real bear activity is OK, I'd say.
As long as it doesn't become the thrust (huh huh) of this thread.
― nickn, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link
http://67.media.tumblr.com/d75b47fda61fca2b4fe1f7910c997333/tumblr_odpa0ni4Js1vtxgwao1_1280.jpg
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
A bear from around here in a rather more typical pose.http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8544/28841813161_4c00b10c6d_b.jpg
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
sorry to be the bearer of bad newshttp://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/nyregion/pedals-the-walking-bear-is-dead-new-jersey-officials-believe.html
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 13:17 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/animalvid/status/789624437704450048
― mookieproof, Saturday, 22 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link
That one scene in The Revenant has soured me on bears forever. Thanks, Inarritu.
― Wes Brodicus, Saturday, 22 October 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
the one where the bear sexually assaults leo?
― mh 😏, Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link
twice iirc
― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link
bear say "I now pronounce you man and wife" to me
http://1gr.cz/fotky/idnes/16/104/org/FKA67005d_profimedia_0304365509.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link
feel like the reception may have been somewhat tragic tho
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link
looking at that dude in particular i would say "tragic" is strong
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link
"I now pronounce you man-bun and wife"
― nickn, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
reception went like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk&feature=youtu.be&t=37
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link
no time stamp url videos damn u youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk @:38
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
Feel like that photo somehow proves John Cornyn's point about box turtles.
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e655efe2634c12a6f3ed0ed4c7ba26af/tumblr_ocw2bzYWBS1qaiafbo1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
kumamon say hi to bear
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.mp4
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
or maybe http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.mp4
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13690773_1288404317843897_2968667816696401880_n.jpg?oh=90292aa205a040dd2211881f74a6bbcb&oe=58C959A8
― nickn, Friday, 25 November 2016 06:20 (seven years ago) link
holy moly
https://www.tumblr.com/video/moonlandingwasfaked/153869133226/500/
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
how does that not end with her getting eaten
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
Raise bear from cub, feed bear well before playing with it. And know how to read bear's mood, when "OK, I've had enough of this" starts to present, stop playing with bear.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
gonna just go with leave bear the fuck alone
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link
jesus I couldn't even do half that shit to my dog w/out it nipping me
― ||||||||, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link
http://a.fod4.com/images/user_photos/1371826/4c0fc8579ecf9d6e564f622eda14ea44_original.
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link
Joanna Fearsom
― nickn, Thursday, 1 December 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link
is there a chance the bear is drugged?
― niels, Thursday, 1 December 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgG_XHeC0Xg
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:47 (seven years ago) link
would bet that harp is being played by person in a bear suit (which visibly bags over the back of the chair)
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 3 December 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link
is this on here? it's from 2011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mer3pgT7n4
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link
I think that one opened the thread.
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link
Or not, apparently.
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link
bear say hi to me
― El Tomboto, Monday, 12 December 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15380663_10155645157538986_6340734701448336169_n.jpg?oh=fec3add1eb43f00c5857ca5097681fe0&oe=58BC8EE0
― nickn, Monday, 12 December 2016 06:42 (seven years ago) link
ok i figured, couldn't stand to scroll through. it "bears" rewatching though.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 12 December 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link
I'm wondering if that waving bear was posted on another thread and that inspired this thread? The opener here is a photo of a bear falling from a tree, which doesn't match the thread title as much as it should. Whereas the video is perfect.
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link
what is this "mistakes car for a predator" nonsense? A bear does not mistake anything for a predator. A fellow predator, maybe?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 00:48 (seven years ago) link
I know it's in this thread, I just thought it was the first post. Maybe the falling bear looks like it's waving.
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5tKO9lVMAA1D0h.jpg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_VR1pFW0AATZ_I.jpg
― Spottie, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
nice earrings
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:33 (six years ago) link
Saw this on the news this morning. Someone in the house was baking. He wanted cake.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
weird
in my mind bears preferred pies
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
Look how nice and cuddly he looks! It's a good thing this dude didn't show up and do this at my place because I'd probably open the door to share some cake and, well, you know how that ends.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
remember grizzly man
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link
I know, I know.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
It's still so weird to me that Timothy Treadwell almost landed the part of Woody on Cheers. Forget about the tasting of the bear shit and the whole actually getting eaten by the bears stuff, the Woody fact is what made me go "NO WAY!" while watching that movie.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vZRYpKQ.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18425564_1348330348591282_5274384259238011288_n.jpg?oh=d0d5c11f949c4a2763ccf170e80e1045&oe=59B5F049
― nickn, Saturday, 13 May 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link
There were some bears on a trampoline somewhere yesterday.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
Cool story, right? ;)
The internet tells me it was in CT.
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/on-air/as-seen-on/Bears-in-Avon_Hartford-422311143.html
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
BULLSEYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyO8e_zwlSw
― Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link
cute bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsCqmotxyME
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
Bear say "Get off my lawn!" to me.
― nickn, Friday, 26 May 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0
Bear chill with me. (Don't know if this has been posted - just popped up on my youtube reccs)
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 28 May 2017 07:13 (six years ago) link
fantastic
― niels, Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link
(that's a really gorgeous bear though)
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 28, 2017 10:35 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
agree w this tho buddy -- making a break for it is never gonna work
what's really wild is that there's a large gun ~right there~ but he can't reach for it
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
feel like even if the gun was right in my lap i wouldn't trust either my ability to hit it or, even if I did, the chance i'd be able to kill it before it could close the distance between us
getting mauled to death by an angry wounded bear that would otherwise be a chill temporary companion would really suck
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link
oh def
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdcGgfaXIAEf7-o.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MsIkpUs.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link
wocka wocka
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 28 May 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link
bear breaks into home, plays piano:http://www.fox29.com/news/258585949-story
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link
he can bearly play!
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqJDwwumg
― j., Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
the most adorable death machine
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link
who are the idiots taping that at short range?"wheeeeeeeeeee"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
this is why found-footage horror movies are possible, i think - there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link
they mostly eat honey
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
cool, you go take the video, i'll be in the car setting off for home
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger
Also see: Tornado chasers
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link
http://www.jimgworld.com/beta/wbear1.jpg
― so you wanna be a vegancore star (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link
that bear looks like you'd plug in a honey plug into its mouth jack
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Dkd6lbpwY
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9tYsx9bcKTk/VdOWbK6N8EI/AAAAAAAA4dg/xfaPpZpRVf8/s1600/dennisfast8.jpg
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
ah fresh fresia!
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/06/08/bear-breaks-into-house-plays-the-piano-but-not-very-well/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.6d115dcf1c66
― j., Friday, 9 June 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
“I think the bear is very cute,” she said. “But it just scares me he was in the house.”
― niels, Friday, 9 June 2017 07:48 (six years ago) link
It delicately used its padded paws to access the peanut butter.“That was the crazy thing,” Hawley said. “He twisted the lid and opened it himself.”
“That was the crazy thing,” Hawley said. “He twisted the lid and opened it himself.”
i for one welcome our peanut-butter-smeared ursine overlords
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 June 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link
they are really cute but oh yeah death
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 June 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link
man id really love to be a bear and say Hi to you all
― It's always (sunny successor), Friday, 9 June 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link
*to the tune of eleanor rigby*bear in a hammockwaiting to see if the owner will notice he's therehe is a bear pic.twitter.com/DCBmGfEGvy— DougExeter (@DougExeter) June 16, 2017
― j., Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
https://instagram.com/p/BVfSjowlApx/
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/07/10/teen-camper-wakes-up-to-crunching-noise-and-discovers-his-head-is-inside-bears-mouth/?tid=a_inl
― j., Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link
jokes on him, that bear knew they were seventh day adventists and was dragging him to the rapture
― mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link
> "the teen, identified only by his first name, Dylan"
and by his job and the camp he works at, and his religion, and 45 seconds of him talking on video...
> "The camps feature zip lines, go-carts and canoeing, “all in a safe, Christ-centered atmosphere.”"
i must've missed the zip-lining and go-carting parts of the bible...
― koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 09:43 (six years ago) link
they were the coolest parts!
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link
Bear do chomp to me
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
http://www.channel4.com/info/press/news/bear-about-the-house-living-with-my-supersized-pet
Coming soon to Britisher tv
― koogs, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
https://missoulanews.bigskypress.com/missoula/in-idaho-a-hunter-finds-a-sad-state-of-affairs-for-bears/Content?oid=4597549
A man beside me toting a camera the size of a NASA telescope was entranced, murmuring, "They're so furry" and "They don't look scary at all." But I was heartbroken. The wild had been taken from these bears. It was gutting to see these bears stumble to the edge of the road to grab handouts from people like me.
I remember one large bear sitting motionless on his rear, his legs sticking straight out, paws tucked between his knees. He looked like an over-bundled child at the bottom of a ski lift who'd just seen his snowboard slide down the mountain. This bear made me feel queasy. He was not acting like a bear. He seemed depressed.
Living a caged life always on display, begging for junk food, is not what these animals were born to do. I'm a hunter. I've killed and eaten bears, an act some would say I should be tortured for committing. But what I saw at Bear World was a fate much crueler than death by arrow or bullet. I saw bears that had become "institutionalized," as actor Morgan Freeman puts it in the movie, The Shawshank Redemption. The film is about freedom, if you haven't seen it—something these bears will never know.
Yellowstone Bear World no doubt educates. It shows people wild animals they probably will never see in the wild. Many bears that live there were born in captivity or are "problem bears," meaning they've been trapped and relocated after becoming habituated to humans. I can understand that, but it sure as hell didn't feel right watching a bear named Teton posing for the tourists, crumbs falling down his chest, an unmistakable glint of shame in his eyes.
― j., Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link
Bear say bye to sheep
http://gizmodo.com/hundreds-of-sheep-killed-after-bear-chases-flock-off-65-1797188930
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 24 July 2017 18:16 (six years ago) link
Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well https://t.co/lvGLe5Cd3Z pic.twitter.com/SZVTNZN4TS— Alaska Dispatch News (@adndotcom) June 9, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link
I, for one, think he did a fantastic job.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
like his earlier work back when he went over the mountain
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
Woman wakes up to find 3 bears inside her car https://t.co/Bb5hzSsUPb pic.twitter.com/5ElZLGOJ9e— 9NEWS Denver (@9NEWS) October 5, 2017
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
awkward
― more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
room for plenty more by the look of that.
― koogs, Thursday, 5 October 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
"Is my Aunt Minnie in here?"
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 7 October 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2017/11/29/could-a-bear-break-into-that-cooler-watch-these-grizzlies-try/?utm_term=.18fa14ec1b42&tid=sm_tw
bear say hi to meat
― j., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
this holds up very well btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 30 November 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
timeless
― hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 November 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
very good, j.
― here come the warm jorts (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link
in tears
― niels, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
I'm imagining it continue where the bear steals her phone and starts texting her ex that she wants to grab coffee and catch up all while she screams "Bear! Please stop texting my ex! Bear! Bear! Please bear! Why are you doing this?! Bear!"
― Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
it's not even food, it doesn't even taste good
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link
hahahahahaha
Why is she talking to it like she thinks it's going to answer??
Also, that's what you get for pepper spraying that guy, lady.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link
If that bear is anything like my cat... the more you stress it out with yelling the more it's going to nervously chew on something nearby in the process.
― Evan, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
i have at least once buttressed "thank you for the wine/for sending me that" with "i'm going to pepper spray you in the face... that's what I'm going to do to you"
unfortunately people have not seen this as much as i think
this needs a poll and i might vote for "PLEASE STOP - GOSH DARN IT - AAAAAAAIIIIGH"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
Black Bear Gnaws on Delta 15s Seakayak in Berg Bay, Alaska
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
perhaps slightly off topic, but could someone explain what this video is a metaphor for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzNEna-PETY
― niels, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/svetlanko69/worth exploring
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
Stay weird, Lego pic.twitter.com/CmYgDOxajO— rstevens 🐳💨 (@rstevens) January 28, 2018
― j., Sunday, 28 January 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link
The bear is awesome!!! Though I wish Lego would make an attachment for the bear to hook up to tow carts like a horse, or for a horse saddle to slide into place on them so minifigures can ride them, or just something more interactive to bring more play options into the day. Same goes for the big cats released this year.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 28 January 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/lsSyc
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 6 April 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link
Note the stylish earrings.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 7 April 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link
(anyone else regularly seeing broken links for twitter(?) and imgur images embedded here? the code looks ok and the picture appears when right click and view image, i just can't see them inline. firefox...)
― koogs, Monday, 9 April 2018 08:35 (six years ago) link
yes, same case for me in FF
― davey, Monday, 9 April 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link
same in chrome.
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/1g1XBku.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 16 April 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link
didn't realize there was a clip that goes along with that last one!
A bear crashed a Russian soccer match and now we'll never be the same. pic.twitter.com/KzVt7nnhGo— GIPHY Sports (@GIPHYSports) April 17, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
AHHHHHHHHHHHH :D
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
bear say 'on me 'ead' to me
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 19:17 (six years ago) link
but in Russian
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link
Hate to spoil the party but animal welfare groups otm
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link
yeah I felt kinda bad about that one
― niels, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
"Show business is my life!"
― nickn, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/1RxlWYJ5hMYbS/giphy.gif
― nickn, Friday, 27 April 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
oh i thought he just ran onto the field but now I realize how ridiculous that was to think
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
lol @ me
Look at this perfectly tame and chill wild bear who successfully navigated getting into a stadium and is now doing tricks. Amazing!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
bought a ticket no less
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link
you see dogs on pitches all the time...
― koogs, Friday, 27 April 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link
Another morning commute, hope it's not packed again.
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32205931_10107549090763399_3167977966407778304_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=c662d0bde71c53b025c864dee0551721&oe=5B4EBFBF
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
does bear get u in diamond lane
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
Bear uses any lane he wants to.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link
looks like the bearway is packed again
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
traffic is un bearable
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:57 (five years ago) link
why do californians bear on the parkway and park on the bearway
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:00 (five years ago) link
I bet that wasn't too far from Bearbank.
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link
Kind of close to Eagle Rock, maybe the bear was trying to get the name changed to Bear Rock.
― nickn, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:52 (five years ago) link
Bear smashes car window, eats two dozen cupcakes inside https://t.co/ZeFmq70wgS pic.twitter.com/fmuPdTW5gD— KSDK News (@ksdknews) May 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link
Love this Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 11 May 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
literally EVERY TIME this thread shows up in New Answers my brain sings the title to some tune - dun dun DAA da-dun, "bear say HI to me" - and I try to think of what song it's from, and I always want to say it's "Life's Been Good" by Joe Walsh, and IT ISN'T.
Stupid neurons and axons all miswired in my head making me think completely useless shit all the time. Thanks, ilxobama.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 May 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Libet
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 12 May 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link
my mom has had to chase a mama bear and yearling off of her porch twice in the last few weeks, first time they found the birdseed container and just busted through the screen door to eat it, second time they came back looking for more sunflower seeds. her and my stepdad are now bringing in all the bird feeders, turned all the compost over, and are hoping they move on soon.
― sleeve, Sunday, 13 May 2018 04:50 (five years ago) link
gotta put out extra bear food so they leave the bird feed alone imo
― mh, Sunday, 13 May 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link
your mom must be very brave!
― niels, Sunday, 13 May 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
i mean they're probably lil black bears, all you gotta do is yell at em
― gbx, Sunday, 13 May 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link
as long as you don’t look too threatening in front of the cubs when a mom is around, they’ll just be scared off
― mh, Sunday, 13 May 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.png
― pplains, Monday, 14 May 2018 02:37 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/hDtHyZF.png
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/10/obituaries/charlie-russell-who-befriended-bears-dies-at-76.html
“Anybody can become a bear ‘expert’ by reading about them and sitting through lectures at a university,” Mr. Van Tighem said. “Charlie wasn’t that kind of expert. He didn’t see bears in the way that other bear researchers might — as objects of study. He saw them as his teachers.”But to really get at the innate nature of bears, he needed to find ones that had no history of negative encounters with people. That is what sent him and Ms. Enns to Kamchatka, which had been off limits to civilians for military reasons during the Cold War and thus was full of bears that had had no contact with humans.
But to really get at the innate nature of bears, he needed to find ones that had no history of negative encounters with people. That is what sent him and Ms. Enns to Kamchatka, which had been off limits to civilians for military reasons during the Cold War and thus was full of bears that had had no contact with humans.
― j., Monday, 14 May 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link
His live-with-the-bears approach also drew criticism from some wildlife officials. “He’s teaching people how to get mauled,” one said.Sometimes people were indeed mauled
Sometimes people were indeed mauled
― j., Monday, 14 May 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
― gbx, Sunday, May 13, 2018 12:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mh
both otm, also it's a yearling not a cub so mom is not as defensive
― sleeve, Monday, 14 May 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link
their neighbor has a decent-sized commercial blueberry field, he's more worried than my mom is!
― sleeve, Monday, 14 May 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link
haha, I see
I learned something from this thread
― niels, Monday, 14 May 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
http://victormiller.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/blueberries-for-sal-coloring-page-puffin-blueberries-for-book-additional-photo-inside-page-blueberries-for-sal-coloring-page.jpg
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 14 May 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/i2CCiDv.jpg
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link
spotted at bukowski's in the back bay https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdQ9lNmVMAAtxrY.jpg
― horford chants out between two worlds, "kyrie walk with me" (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link
my friend saw a bear at their grandparents' place in the country today
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link
in Maine bears are wreaking havok with the bird feedres which sucks
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 8 June 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
A bear recently ripped down one of my Mom's bird feeders in suburban New Jersey.
Actually, she's more upset about deer eating all the hostas.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 9 June 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link
COOL DOWN: Surveillance video shows a bear in Pasadena, California, hopping into a backyard pool and enjoying a relaxing swim. https://t.co/IjYQrMkwNV pic.twitter.com/1KIu5K3MrR— ABC News (@ABC) June 12, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
lol at his delicate entrance into the watera+ bear, would share a margarita with at the poolside bar
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, June 9, 2018 1:01 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Does your mom live in the north? I grew up in a NJ town that notoriously had black bears in backyards all the time.
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
There are black bears all over NJ. My mom lives in the far western part of the state, her house abuts a state park, and she sees bears in her driveway and backyard all the time.
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
Yeah? IDK I'd say a whole ton of the state not immediately bordering NY & PA aren't used to that kind of thing.
I think we need to poll all ilxors with NJ dwelling moms surrounded by bears.
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link
this is a good video because in it a guy flings beer at a bear to keep it away from eating his bbq meat and the bbq meat of his family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nChIaIngbcM
― del griffith, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link
git the hell away from my shrimp you foul beast *unloads IPA*
― del griffith, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link
That bear is very comfortable around people.
― nickn, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link
what incredible idiots
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link
Josh! Quit!
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
Does your mom live in the north?
Allendale in Bergen County. We're getting them here in the Verona/Montclair area too. The past few years they've been closing off South Mountain Reservation for a 2-day bear hunt.
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
Yeah that's what I figured. My parents are in West Milford where it's common. Semi-surprised they're reaching you in Montclair area! It'll really be something if they get over to us in Hoboken someday!
― Evan, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link
https://abcnews.go.com/US/bear-jumping-year-boy-internet-jumping-joy/story?id=55875527
― Eliza D., Thursday, 14 June 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link
bear jump hi with me
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 17 June 2018 11:52 (five years ago) link
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Margarita-loving-bear-takes-a-dip-in-a-California-13044849.php
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link
This thread's been inactive for too long!
A 3-year-old boy who was found after going missing for two days in the North Carolina woods says he “hung out with a bear” https://t.co/C9psQtHv6D— TIME (@TIME) January 28, 2019
― grawlix (unperson), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
bear say survive to me
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:57 (five years ago) link
boy report whereabouts to me
― Evan, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear
After search crews found an adult black bear scavenging the body, the animal stayed in the area and exhibited aggressive behavior for hours.Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized."While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"
Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized.
"While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.
Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.
The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.
The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.
According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
bear evaded death from me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
meth bear moves erratically away from me
― mh, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link
"IT'S A EATN BY BEAR THING!"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link
bear say "High?" to me
― brownie, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/PJzKi0C.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:32 (five years ago) link
idk this one doesn’t seem very funny to me. innocent bear murdered by asshole tweaker.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_kUT_-nqeOQ/XFunYS_XP3I/AAAAAAAAGVU/ituDr9eXXAMoE4ev81aTAdN7vzqv2VAvACL0BGAYYCw/h272/queerpet.PNG
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link
i support them
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:12 (five years ago) link
Wow!!! This bear opened this woman’s car door in Narragansett RI! She had to fight to keep it closed! This is near Camp Varnum. Woman is safe. Photo courtesy: Narragansett Animal Control pic.twitter.com/gAyobNddQk— Kathryn Sotnik NBC10 Boston (@KatNBCBoston) May 28, 2019
― mh, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
Bear say this rednek taste like meth
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48731021
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
bear sleep up high for me
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
> the bear reportedly tried at least two other doors in the area.
In the first one the bed was too hard and in the second it was too soft...
― koogs, Sunday, 23 June 2019 00:46 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/QelonRs_7mIhey
― circa1916, Sunday, 23 June 2019 01:38 (four years ago) link
Must think it's the bus they put on for the picnic.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 23 June 2019 04:43 (four years ago) link
amazing video
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
bear walk by for me
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
http://imgur.com/a/FS9EIMr
This morning in my mother in law’s backyard.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
Looked like a bong at first, bear gets high with me.
― nickn, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
one thing i learned from an early age is to never do that, no matter how cool the bear seems
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
It was a bird feeder. I was safely filing from inside the house, but he was *close*.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
Filming.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
Bear really wants to come in and say hi
FAM. This is one of my schoolmates from college. She’s NUTS for recording this 😯 pic.twitter.com/82yLvXz0re— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) July 13, 2019
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
bbc link a few posts up later led to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link
xp was that cop yelling “bad bear!” at it? lol
― untuned mass damper (mh), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link
That’s what I heard
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
cop also seemed to be tasing thin air.
― koogs, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link
thin air must've looked like it was reaching for something.
― pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
What happened during the cut in that video?
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
uncle gene got eaten
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
Dancing bear meets dancing machine fite!
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/1tv1lr2d7na31.jpg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
bear say spa to me
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link
Bear say can somebody change this fucking water to me.
― nickn, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
Nonsense, it has fur-preserving properties.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
Bear wondering where cabana boy is w his goddamn margarita
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAGaH7MXoAA_PtB.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
bear say heyyy to me
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
Makes sense for the Bantam Seal imprint to publish an anti-bear book
― Karl Malone, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
lmao
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/fat-bear-week-2019-winner-holly.html
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
Bears who have figured out how to live
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELNIK1_UwAED0sS.jpg
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 7 December 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
Sup bear
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 7 December 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link
Peace be with you.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, 8 December 2019 01:55 (four years ago) link
Xpost to pictures that define 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 December 2019 06:23 (four years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/epcfi1/curious_bear_cub_accidentally_scares_the_hell_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (sorry for reddit link)
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 16 January 2020 09:23 (four years ago) link
aww, li'l guy just wanted to make friends
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 January 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/jqH0YwH.jpg
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 February 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 February 2020 04:36 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERUTTWJUYAMXZqf?format=jpg&name=large
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
Bear say "go away, son, you bother me"
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
the standard recommendation for civilians is to remain 5-10 feet away from bears, for camera focus purposes
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link
just follow the bear around, it's not gonna hurt you
- the mayor
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 05:22 (four years ago) link
bear use nunchuks on mehttps://i.imgur.com/mJlZsdR.mp4
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link
This is the greatest post in the history of ILX. Thank you.
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 02:25 (four years ago) link
bear costumes are getting better and better
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link
Tub time cub time pic.twitter.com/8FILacNfSC— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) May 4, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
omg the leg stretch 59 seconds in
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
Does anyone know what kind of bird this is? pic.twitter.com/gixwy1PeV9— 🌼Suds o’Bitches🌼 (@SudsBitches) May 16, 2020
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 17 May 2020 11:06 (three years ago) link
i believe that's big bird
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 May 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
IT'S A BIG BOTTOM BIRD! IT IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIE-FEEDS!
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-06-18/bear-attacks-woman-whod-been-sleeping-in-sierra-madre-backyard
The bear’s DNA was collected from the woman’s wounds and will be compared with samples taken from a bear that was trapped in the area the day after Monday’s attack, officials said. If the DNA matches, the trapped bear “would be euthanized in the interest of public safety,” Foy said.
bear say LAWYER to me
― j., Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link
going back to school to study bear law
― scampo crew (mh), Friday, 19 June 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
bearitime law
― j., Friday, 19 June 2020 04:12 (three years ago) link
We were all worried about Skynet. Meanwhile, nunchuck bears.pic.twitter.com/ZfGMIkYFl3— Kevin Brackett (@KevinRBrackett) July 12, 2020
bear say hiyah to me
― rob, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
posted from a different angle upthread, led me to wonder about the story.Apparently his name is Tsubasa and he lives in Yagiyama Zoo in Sendai, Japan.https://soranews24.com/2020/04/15/black-bear-in-sendai-becoming-proficient-with-the-three-section-staff/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
Bear doesn't bother with saying hiWHERE MY GODDAMN PORRIDGE AT
WHERE MY GODDAMN PORRIDGE AT pic.twitter.com/Kg88MpGvwH— mike cella 🐔 (@mikeVcella) July 18, 2020
― willem, Sunday, 19 July 2020 10:14 (three years ago) link
Sometimes you've to just fix things even if you're a bear pic.twitter.com/pPN6yg1LSi— Akki (@akkitwts) July 19, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 20 July 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
the porridge bear, batters the door in, then sticks a paw out gently to stop it bouncing back.
also, fuck!
― koogs, Monday, 20 July 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link
goddamn I love bears
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 20 July 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
bear say goodbye to me pls pls pls
Would you have stayed this calm? pic.twitter.com/8i2DRmXXXM— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 19, 2020
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 July 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Was just about to post that. What a friendly little chap.
― pomenitul, Monday, 20 July 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link
https://imgur.com/Zn17lHF
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link
I interrupt your Monday morning to share with you a bear, sitting in a chair. Taken this morning at my parents’ house in NJ — I’m still recovering. pic.twitter.com/0e3zK02YkN— Katie Thompson (@k_thompson212) July 20, 2020
― jbn, Friday, 24 July 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
Chillin. Bears, bruh... pic.twitter.com/chpiGdJItb— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 12, 2020
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link
Sup
― Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:29 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ixTrwEX.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link
this might be on the thread already but for the past few weeks i've been frequently checking in on the explore.org bear streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWTPFnqOLo
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
they are fat now
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
i know! it's almost like you feel proud of them if you watch them get fatter every week. some of them sit at the lip of the falls and just let the fish fly into their mouths.
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
i have seen them fall off the falls before. truly tragic
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link
What's weirdly hilarious about the bear cam is watching one of these giant beasts catch a fish as long as my forearm in its mouth, then pin it to a rock with one paw and begin taking *dainty little bites*.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
yeah, i watched the live chat once where the guy from explore.org was answering questions and he said when there are enough fish around they select for the fattiest parts of the fish and throw the rest away, those wastrels
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I just watched for a couple minutes and a bird landed just downstream of the bear with a fish.
― nickn, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
https://s3.amazonaws.com/ocn-media/5daff344-3046-4174-b84a-5900f7b754c5.png
bear have lunch with me
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 15 August 2020 12:48 (three years ago) link
dear phenomenal dipshits: do not fuck with a bear. if you fuck with a bear and the bear then acts like a bear, you will be hurt or killed and the bear will subsequently be killed. All easily avoided if you don't fuck with a bear!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
I was sure that was in Russia when I saw the pic, because they seem to have a special relationship to bears, but damn, it's the good ol' USA.
― nickn, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
leave them alone they drove all the way from glen burnie
― contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
my former SIL's father--Russian--lost his arm to a bear, in Russia, of course
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
I think it was at a zoo
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/iNfibRS.jpg
― pomenitul, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
In the other news, a bear with a box on his head managed to sneak into one of the Turkish military bases and climb onto the tower.The animal is reported to be safe and managed to descend on its own. pic.twitter.com/dKoRTmwWHz— Status-6 (@Archer83Able) September 7, 2020
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 September 2020 11:43 (three years ago) link
xpost to most 2020 images imo
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
in its purest formhttps://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000801_p.jpg
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
that bear is trying to hail a cab
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link
The bear say hi to me
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link
are you a cab
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link
or r u a cub?
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:38 (three years ago) link
bear high five my foothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3_2LPOnp4
― Spottie, Thursday, 17 September 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
First impulse - where's my camera?
― koogs, Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
https://gfycat.com/soursickcopperhead
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
absolute unithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mD2X8Yhak
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 18 September 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiuASrDX0AU41LG.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
N.B. those apples are rotting/fermenting on the ground and will continue to do so in those bears' stomachs = those bears are drrrrrunk.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
I have an apple tree in my garden, and my dog would ignore the falling apples until december/january and then start eating them - can only presume for the alcohol?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 25 September 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
here it is with audio
Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’? @RaeWynnGrant pic.twitter.com/CpuuM86imw— John Fusco (@JohnFusco12) September 25, 2020
― jbn, Friday, 25 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link
Deconstructed cub music
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
bear stay high with me.
― pplains, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
Have you ever heard bear cubs make their ‘sound of contentment’?
No, but I have heard a bear cub making its sound of distress. It sounds very much like the yowling of a cat.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
pictures of bears that seem to have figured out how to live
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
e.g. drug dealin' bears:
https://i.redd.it/uhk0hqva48l51.jpg
― pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link
rofl!!
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link
those contented bears sound like a Mica Levi score
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
feel sick and furrymore dead than alive
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link
Ursus in furs
― pomenitul, Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
I'm sticking with Pooh
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link
here he comeshe's all dressed in black
― assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
Paddington Says
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 27 September 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
It Was a Pleasure Den
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 September 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
Ok "HI"
https://www.transylvaniatimes.com/home/cms_data/dfault/photos/stories/id/9/1/41091/.TEMP/s_topTEMP900x420-6816.jpeg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 28 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
xpThe Bearest of the Seasons.
― nickn, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
That bear is trying to catch a touchdown
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 28 September 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
Mama told be ever since I was cub to keep my paw held high
― jbn, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
Grizzly bear fight caught on camera in northern B.C.
https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/via/import/2019/09/21142212_bear-fight-min.jpg
There's video at the link.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link
Predictable outcome.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link
drug deal gone bad
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
Wow.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
If you look closely, at one point there's a wolf farther up the road (visible in top left corner) not coming anywhere near that shit.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
I noticed that, and then a caw from a crow.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/tz8sxmm0otfsdxb4h5cm.mp4
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
grizzly bear fight begins with them getting in each other’s faces and yelling incoherently
it’s every dumb altercation outside a bar I’ve ever seen!
― mh, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link
That was my first thought, too: "I wonder how long the 'fuck you, bro' - 'no, fuck you, bro' part is gonna last".
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link
'Come over here and say that!'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link
did look for a little while like there was some makeup sex about to happen
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
Bet it would've sounded exactly the same.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link
bear say wtfhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/japanese-town-deploys-monster-wolf-robots-to-deter-bears
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
A worrying development (for Japanese bears).
― The Rampaging Goats of Llandudno (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 13 November 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link
❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾. . . #SnowDay #PandaStory pic.twitter.com/my02GwnPFL— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) January 31, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link
bear bite my butt for mehttps://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear
what a journey:
Shannon Stevens spent the weekend with her brother and his girlfriend at a remote yurt on Chilkat Lake, 17 miles from Haines.After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.
After traveling across the frozen lake by snowmachine on Saturday, they cooked sausages over an outdoor firepit. Later that evening, Stevens left the yurt to use the outhouse.
“Normally, when we are out there in the summer or the fall I’m used to shouting ‘Hey, bear!’ the whole way. It was the dead of winter, so I didn’t think to do that this time,” Stevens said. “I got in there and sat down on the toilet seat, and something just immediately bit me in the butt. I jumped up and screamed.”
She called for her brother Erik Stevens who came running to investigate.
“I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m going to open the lid and look.’ I take the headlamp and I grab the lid of the toilet seat and I lift it up,” Erik Stevens said. “Right at the level of the toilet seat, maybe an inch or two below, is a gigantic bear face looking right back up at me.”
He closed the lid and they ran back to the yurt as fast as they could. Shannon Stevens was bleeding, so they cleaned the wound and bandaged it up.
She said she was shocked, but not seriously injured.
“It felt like just a single puncture. Maybe it wasn’t even a bite. It might have been a swipe with his claw potentially. I don’t think we’ll ever really know that part,” Shannon Stevens said.
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link
https://sanctuarynaturefoundation.org/public/uploads/Article/Sloth%20Bear_Daroji_Pavan%20Annigeri_C.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 21 February 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0J0qRDvoKk
― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link
bear say ride me
Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/aetGCSqbqe— Reginald B Myers (@polo_man404) February 20, 2021
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link
That's gotta be Russia, right?
― Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
Laugh all you want, but do you even know how hard it is to fuck a bald eagle?
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link
~allegedly~
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:24 (three years ago) link
would you have sex with this bear
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link
which one
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link
what in the world
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link
can we just... not?
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link
It's actually a great book, I've taught it and written about it. Won the Gov the year it was released.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link
bear get high with me
Elizabeth Banks to direct bear-centric thriller COCAINE BEAR for Universal.The film is based on true events from 1985; a 175-pound bear accidentally consumed over 70 ponds of cocaine that was dropped it from a plane by a smuggler.The exact details of the film are under wraps. pic.twitter.com/kpcvyMnsL9— Screen Queens (@screenqueenz) March 9, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link
"Accidentally" my ass
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/ba/f4/adbaf4dd622bf7d4bac3cabdcdeb87ec.jpg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link
I hope the movie ends like Requiem For A Dream
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link
The exact details of the film are under wraps tightly wrapped in plastic bricks.
― nickn, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link
y'all know about this legend, right? https://activenorcal.com/remembering-the-time-it-rained-6000-pounds-of-marijuana-on-yosemite/
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link
ts: dope bear or coke bear?
― koogs, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nfMQVBv.jpg
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:22 (three years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er8mSDTWMAEl03I.jpg
and more benign:http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Er8uXV9XMAE4gVg.png
Both from this great thread:https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1350843546471952387.html
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 March 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link
Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road pic.twitter.com/iqPGP0O6mF— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 9, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link
some buddy's gotta do it
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link
more civic-minded than the average bear, Boo-Boo
― Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 16 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link
Timeline is bleak. Consider this an interlude. pic.twitter.com/WeSSxPjWMN— Amy (@amyis_trying) April 16, 2021
― rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
oh fuck yeah
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
Have you all heard the SOUNDS of those bears? It's lovely
https://laughingsquid.com/bears-eating-apples-make-content-sounds/
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 19 April 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link
a thread
I fell down a rabbit hole of tranquilized bears falling out of trees photos and I’m crying someone help me pic.twitter.com/u6ceJYdbxH— Chauncey Sugarsweets (@CSugarsweets) April 26, 2021
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
the thread I didn’t know I needed. thanking u.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 29 April 2021 05:19 (two years ago) link
Needs a New Order soundtrack.
https://tse2.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.uQFKQqIdvDXZGObL1wwbDgHaFT&pid=Api&P=0&w=228&h=164
― nickn, Thursday, 29 April 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link
Black Bears Caught On Camera Breaking Into Avon Vehicle
There was a car break-in in Avon this week and it was caught on camera. It’s a good thing too, because you might not believe it without seeing it yourself.Those breaking in, were not even human.With its proximity to the Farmington River and heavily wooded surroundings, Anvil Drive is the type of area where black bears commonly live. So, people in that Avon neighborhood aren’t surprised when they see them, except when they break into cars.Earlier this week, three black bears were caught on home surveillance video strolling up alongside an SUV parked in a driveway. The curious family decided to look. No keys. No problem. Two of the three little bears cleanly opened the driver and front passenger doors. Then, climbed in to explore.The owners of the vehicle tell us the paint wasn’t even scratched and there was only minor upholstery damage.Neighbors said they’ve seen bears in the neighborhood before and they’re becoming bolder.“The fact that they’re opening car doors, that’s a little wild,” said next door neighbor Scott Turken.Turken said he sees bears about once a month, including an encounter where they knocked over his trash.“They just sat out there for about an hour and a half, just chewing whatever they could get their hands on,” he said.
Those breaking in, were not even human.
With its proximity to the Farmington River and heavily wooded surroundings, Anvil Drive is the type of area where black bears commonly live. So, people in that Avon neighborhood aren’t surprised when they see them, except when they break into cars.
Earlier this week, three black bears were caught on home surveillance video strolling up alongside an SUV parked in a driveway. The curious family decided to look. No keys. No problem. Two of the three little bears cleanly opened the driver and front passenger doors. Then, climbed in to explore.
The owners of the vehicle tell us the paint wasn’t even scratched and there was only minor upholstery damage.
Neighbors said they’ve seen bears in the neighborhood before and they’re becoming bolder.
“The fact that they’re opening car doors, that’s a little wild,” said next door neighbor Scott Turken.
Turken said he sees bears about once a month, including an encounter where they knocked over his trash.
“They just sat out there for about an hour and a half, just chewing whatever they could get their hands on,” he said.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 30 April 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link
bear fam drops by and says hi
So first step in our bear adventure was noticing the bear trying to break into my sister's car. pic.twitter.com/cfvftqaQXR— 🏳️🌈connor boyfriend summer🏳️🌈 (@Connor_is_lovly) May 22, 2021
― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link
SHE SHOVED A BEAR pic.twitter.com/a46vljFNV7— cat (@9livesrock) June 1, 2021
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
off topic, that should be in the "i say bye to bear" thread
― Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
the song perfectly aligning with those bear swings, wow
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
that woman is completely insane
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link
I'm rooting for the bear.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link
That account has locked, here's the full video without the sountrack
A young woman saved her dogs from a bear by pushing it off a ledge with her bare hands. The viral video was posted by the woman's cousin Brenda on TikTok with the caption, ‘My cousin Hailey yeeted a bear off her fence today and saved her dogs. How was your Memorial Day?!’ pic.twitter.com/3mxCk8mJrl— NowThis (@nowthisnews) June 2, 2021
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:08 (two years ago) link
Not opening the door and letting out her dogs would have been the better move.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link
Jelly donuts, sardines lure bear down from tree outside NC hospital
RALEIGH, N.C. (WRAL) – Video captures a black bear climbing down a tree to get some tasty treats.Jelly donuts and sardines did the trick.The bear was seen around a tree at an area hospital early Wednesday morning.An employee at the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission says the bear probably showed up Monday night.Officials say the cub, now called Rex, is around 18 months old and weighs between 70 and 80 pounds.They are hoping he will find his own way to safer habitats.Officials say the bear is not a threat to people but urged everyone to be cautious when in the area.
Jelly donuts and sardines did the trick.
The bear was seen around a tree at an area hospital early Wednesday morning.
An employee at the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission says the bear probably showed up Monday night.
Officials say the cub, now called Rex, is around 18 months old and weighs between 70 and 80 pounds.
They are hoping he will find his own way to safer habitats.
Officials say the bear is not a threat to people but urged everyone to be cautious when in the area.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v43/n16/patricia-lockwood/pull-off-my-head
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 5 August 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
ain’t no way pic.twitter.com/uDqLYGdLQr— have you ever worn a seatbelt? (@pants_so_short) August 4, 2021
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 August 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link
I like how he sees the sign with the bear on it, goes "oh yeah" and then turns back the other way.
― pplains, Sunday, 8 August 2021 04:57 (two years ago) link
https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1615742671l/57407067.jpg
― "the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
https://uploads.guim.co.uk/2021/09/16/grizzly.gif
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 September 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
A hunter drove out to the forest one morning. As he neared a bend in the road, he saw a sign that said 'Bear Left', so he went back home.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 18 September 2021 07:20 (two years ago) link
Mountain goat kills grizzly bear
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
Bear sorry she say hi to goat.
― nickn, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/flOfWoMPV7— 🐻 Bear 🍂 (@BearPosting) November 6, 2021
― Fizzles, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
“OH. MY. GOODNESS.” A 7-Eleven employee near Lake Tahoe captured footage of a bear that decided to pay her store a visit.Authorities eventually arrived and got the bear to exit the store. https://t.co/D9olsakQg9 pic.twitter.com/ByH46vqlG9— ABC News (@ABC) November 18, 2021
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 18 November 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link
Shirt and shoes, c'mon bear
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 18 November 2021 12:23 (two years ago) link
Who can resist the roller-grill hot dogs? Not me!
― nickn, Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link
he just came in for lotto but then she started making a fuss
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 18 November 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
sounds like the woman from Black Bear Gnaws on Delta 15s Seakayak in Berg Bay, Alaska has found a new job
― Brad C., Thursday, 18 November 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
my thought exactly!
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link
This video is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6gfXC4RdC0— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) November 19, 2021
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 November 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
A woman in Vernon, New Jersey, had an encounter with a bear you have to see to believe! 🐻 https://t.co/UKayhaMKI4— CBS New York (@CBSNewYork) November 24, 2021
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 25 November 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eiNKBHB.gif
― pplains, Friday, 26 November 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link
!!!!
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 November 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link
She's gonna come out that door one night and that bear's gonna be waiting.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 26 November 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link
Bear say hi to small dogs
Guy fights off a bear trying to get his dogs…Holy Crap! 😳😬🤯🐻 pic.twitter.com/Rws5W1wLbR— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) January 21, 2022
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 21 January 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link
i know that's just impulse but dude DO NOT DO THAT
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link
https://petapixel.com/2022/01/13/photographer-finds-polar-bears-that-took-over-abandoned-buildings/house of bears greet me
― mh, Sunday, 23 January 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link
bear say hi to many
A black bear known as Hank the Tank has broken into more than two dozen California homes since July, officials say. Paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers cannot keep the 500-pound animal from seeking leftover pizza and other food. https://t.co/um5y7p2B1L pic.twitter.com/ZlmmzqUVtB— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 21, 2022
― rob, Monday, 21 February 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link
Watch this baby bear take her first bubble bath — and get happier and happier as the days go by 🛁 🐻 @AnimalsAsia pic.twitter.com/wh7ImK2xi2— The Dodo (@dodo) January 16, 2022
― Josefa, Monday, 21 February 2022 17:56 (two years ago) link
Day seven, and they still have no idea I'm a bear. pic.twitter.com/ZyYDNKmQaa— Jamie Gnuman197... (@JGnuman197) February 28, 2022
― Tim, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 11:23 (two years ago) link
WILD VIDEO! Two pigs fought off a bear in #NewMilford. Thankfully, Hammy and Mary are ok! Thanks to Kevin David for the video https://t.co/A1533nAJc9 pic.twitter.com/d8z0UYWPif— WTNH News 8 (@WTNH) March 18, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 18 March 2022 16:37 (two years ago) link
Boy, that one pig stopped being so tough as soon as the bear went up on its hind legs.
― pplains, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
Well, the pig only had to be defensive enough to scare the bear away, he wasn't planning to eat the bear.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
It was brave enough for the pig to hold its ground.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link
Maybe he thought he had the bear on the ropes.
― pplains, Friday, 18 March 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link
big elden ring vibes
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 March 2022 04:15 (two years ago) link
that the pig is called "Hammy" suggests this is a pyrrhic victory at best
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:03 (two years ago) link
Conventional carnivorous wisdom suggests that pigs prefer being eaten by humans than by bears.
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link
Well that's a weight off my mind
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 16:45 (two years ago) link
i mean pigs like eating each other so.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
like may be strong there. i don’t know where preference comes into it. but they will eat their young at the drop of a hat (not their own young)
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO pic.twitter.com/8lJ3Ipkgcx— Matthew Strugar (@MatthewStrugar) April 27, 2022
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 28 April 2022 07:27 (one year ago) link
Circus bear!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 29 April 2022 13:25 (one year ago) link
Polar bear say hi to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhGOV7fs64
― "Spaghetti" Thompson (Pheeel), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 12:13 (one year ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/18575/production/_125910799_bear3bj6a76021600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 18 July 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBZNl_Xo4nk
― BrianB, Friday, 12 August 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link
Bear gets high for me.
So rhododendrons have hallucinogenic properties?
― nickn, Friday, 12 August 2022 20:28 (one year ago) link
This mountain climber fighting off this bear is WILD!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 pic.twitter.com/1XEohWioaP— Shannonnn sharpes burner (@shannonsharpeee) October 17, 2022
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 October 2022 19:56 (one year ago) link
several in herehttps://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2022_finalists.php
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
bear say oww to me
Bear gets hit in the nuts and tries to walk it off 😂😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/DMGmu1Yfgv— Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 (@Stop_Trump20) September 25, 2021
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 13 November 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
perhaps inevitably, but what a casthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 December 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
https://www.pressherald.com/2022/12/07/albanias-last-captive-bear-rescued-to-austrian-sanctuary/
https://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/10/2022/12/AP22341497432499-750x500.jpg
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 December 2022 15:29 (one year ago) link
Cocaine Bear - "Inspired by True Events"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
In the sense that both bears and cocaine are things that exist, sure.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 8 December 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link
the Austrian bear probably wishes he has some coke
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link
you guys don't know about the real cocaine bear? he's on display at a mallhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear)
― mh, Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
Every time I see "Cocaine Bear" I think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqq_U3-d5uk
― nickn, Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link
They just don't come no better than a bear.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:48 (one year ago) link
HiPOD: A Bear on Mars?This feature looks a bit like a bear’s face. What is it really? More: https://t.co/MpLQBg38urNASA/JPL-Caltech/UArizona#Mars #science #NASA https://t.co/2WUNquTUZH pic.twitter.com/1k2ZnLcJ5o— HiRISE: Beautiful Mars (NASA) (@HiRISE) January 25, 2023
― 龜, Monday, 30 January 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link
Ned's jealous he didn't post that first
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link
I guess someone had to be the first...
Bear meat vending machine is a first for Japan
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-65160098
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 3 April 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link
yikes!
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-65455991
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 19:57 (eleven months ago) link
My wife saw a black bear in Florida last week! She asked the driver if that was a common sight, but he already had his camera out, which is answer enough. And there was a bear sighting in Madison, Wisconsin last week as well. Bears everywhere!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:09 (eleven months ago) link
Been living in Montana six weeks, haven't seen a bear yet. I do own a can of bear spray, though, just in case.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:10 (eleven months ago) link
there was one roaming around in Arcadia the other day, just north of Los Angeles
https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/63978f6/2147483647/strip/true/crop/6720x4480+0+0/resize/1200x800!/format/webp/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F51%2F12%2Fe5522c5b420e8b3383e72e264707%2Fla-photos-1staff-512302-me-bear-arcadia10-ik.JPG
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:12 (eleven months ago) link
Florida bearhttps://i.imgur.com/0ovdyuc.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 20:50 (eleven months ago) link
https://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2023/05/watch-sweets-lure-rockville-neighborhoods-black-bear-into-trap/
"Not honey, but instead doughnuts, molasses and vanilla were used to entice the animal into a bear trap, according to the Rockville City Police Department."
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 8 May 2023 17:56 (eleven months ago) link
https://scontent-dub4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346886528_251456787545084_984689418390865920_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-ueF4y44SmIAX_Axhfb&_nc_ht=scontent-dub4-1.xx&oh=00_AfBA6t_--8zqSgHvSvtdQt52VF37u_zRCq0-M6LflzAToA&oe=64694248
― BrianB, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 12:09 (eleven months ago) link
Bear say bye to tree, lands safely on a mattress in Traverse City, Michigan.
― BrianB, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 12:16 (eleven months ago) link
freakin fentanyl everywhere
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 13:30 (eleven months ago) link
Franklin D. Ursovelt?
https://wtop.com/dc/2023/06/large-black-bear-up-a-tree-in-northeast-dc/
That's my sister's neighborhood--wonder if bear said hi to her.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 10 June 2023 02:17 (ten months ago) link
Story from my neighborhood (relatively speaking):
Bear Injures Raft Guide Camping Along Middle Fork Flathead River
Around 6 a.m., a commercial raft company was on a guided overnight trip with two guides and three clients when a bear entered camp, the release states. The victim, an adult female guide, reported she was sleeping outside on the ground when she sustained injuries from what officials believe was a black bear.Bear spray was deployed but the bear returned multiple times to camp, according to the release.The victim was treated for non-life-threatening injuries at Logan Health in Whitefish.
Bear spray was deployed but the bear returned multiple times to camp, according to the release.
The victim was treated for non-life-threatening injuries at Logan Health in Whitefish.
I said to my wife that the bear probably came up and poked at her with its paw, like, "Hey, you awake?" Hope they don't kill it.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 10 June 2023 02:24 (ten months ago) link
Around 4:15 this morning I heard a couple of big banging sounds outside, enough to actually wake wide up and take a peek outside. A bear had knocked over my trash can out on the street (today is pickup day), got upset by the lack of shitty food garbage (compost all the way!), and then decided to go full Kool-Aid Bear through the gate in the fence, across my backyard, and finally Kool-Aid Bear again through the fence I share with my neighbors on the SW side. Somehow, the bear avoided knocking down the rudimentary fencing for our eventual vegetable garden for which I am thankful.
I live in Sierra Madre, which is in the same foothills as Arcadia mentioned above, and bears are constant. (a typical sighting: https://www.reddit.com/r/sierramadre/comments/14766uj/hello_fellow_neighbors_this_is_above_grandview_a/ )
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:20 (ten months ago) link
https://t.co/AXPjWa7Irw pic.twitter.com/Ojxi7dOnAg— 🐻 Bear ☀️ (@BearPosting) June 21, 2023
― serving aunt (stevie), Thursday, 22 June 2023 10:45 (nine months ago) link
they take one snack at a time. they help reposition traffic cones. every once in awhile, they'll shred somebody to ribbons. they're definitely in my top five.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 June 2023 13:24 (nine months ago) link
So seeing bears is now a daily occurrence now, especially with the heat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIe-l7v8_o
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 14 July 2023 17:55 (nine months ago) link
bear say ‘AHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT BEAR DOING HERE’ to mehttp://forgifs.com/gallery/d/432815-2/Bear-vs-mirror.gif
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 July 2023 20:59 (nine months ago) link
omg, dying
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 17 July 2023 21:15 (nine months ago) link
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-66362970
hell of a headline here:
Hangzhou Zoo: Our sun bears are real, not humans in disguise
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:25 (eight months ago) link
In a post written from the perspective of a sun bear called Angela, Hangzhou Zoo said: "Some people think I stand like a person... It seems you don't understand me very well."
Our bears are not human. Also, they speak fluent English.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:27 (eight months ago) link
A bear was caught cooling off in California homeowner’s backyard jacuzzi amid heat wave https://t.co/n8d5vsGqKV pic.twitter.com/jdIZVjMECZ— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 2, 2023
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 21:50 (eight months ago) link
really floored to learn that there are only 8 kinds of bear. this seems far too few. I would have guessed there were upwards of 20 or even 30 kinds of bear if asked— morgan (@j0ne_s_) August 2, 2023
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 22:13 (eight months ago) link
Haven't looked it this thread for ages (am too sad about having gone to parts of Alaska, British Columbia and Yukon on holiday and not seeing a single bear - went on a trip from Ketchikan specifically to see bears, bears did not want to say hi to me), but I am dying here at mirror bear from upthread.
― ailsa, Thursday, 3 August 2023 08:08 (eight months ago) link
have to admire morgan from Twitter X's, um, creativity in thinking there might be 20-30 bear species.
let's think....brown, American black, Andean (aka spectacled), polar, sloth, sun, Asian black, giant panda.
can understand people thinking it might be *slightly* more than that if they don't realise US grizzly bears are the same species as brown bears. And that Kodiak bears are a sub-species of same.
Not making it any better, Ailsa, but I saw a couple of bears in Ontario.
― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 3 August 2023 11:37 (eight months ago) link
leather bears, chicago bears, etc
― mh, Thursday, 3 August 2023 11:57 (eight months ago) link
water bears (aka moss piglets)!
the tiniest bear which is also an alien
― mark s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 12:09 (eight months ago) link
pic.twitter.com/u5Wy4LEKUf— 🐻 Bear🌧️ (@BearPosting) August 4, 2023
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 4 August 2023 14:39 (eight months ago) link
Come back soon, ya hear!
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 4 August 2023 15:18 (eight months ago) link
LAKE MARY, Fla. (WFLA) — A three-legged bear known locally as Tripod was caught on camera breaking into a home in Lake Mary, Florida over the weekend and helping itself to some snacks and adult beverages.
Faneite-Diglio told the news station that Tripod had some fish food that was left next to their fish tank and then proceeded to the bar.
“He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry,” Faneite-Diglio told WESH.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:03 (seven months ago) link
silly bear, white claw is only for hipster bears (polar bears)
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:15 (seven months ago) link
I assume Tripod was looking for this shit:
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wgIAAOSwXzlhGQN5/s-l1600.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 23:45 (seven months ago) link
Full media aerial invasion early this morning when a bear broke into a house one block away from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr2EyxNRFk
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 14 September 2023 00:16 (seven months ago) link
Get going on your bracket: Fat Bear Week is coming!
https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm
― fajita seas, Saturday, 23 September 2023 20:16 (six months ago) link
BEAR EAT THE LASAGNE
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67140523
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:26 (six months ago) link
Silly bear. Lasagne is for people!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:35 (six months ago) link
I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (six months ago) link
Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.
Why does that surburban kitchen need a camera in it?
(Well I guess they had a b&e so it makes sense to try and protect their frozen foods.)
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:10 (six months ago) link
the bear seems to know right where to look, and how to open a freezer
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:22 (six months ago) link
well i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight!!
― Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:12 (six months ago) link
lol sorry
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:47 (six months ago) link
tapeworm say hi to me
― c u (crüt), Thursday, 19 October 2023 13:27 (six months ago) link