The Simpsons: Classic Or Dud?

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We have cable TV after 3 years where I had no TV. I remembered The Simpsons being quality. It is still on all the time but nearly every episode I see is shit with stupid contrived plots and virtually no satirical edge. One typically lame episode involved Lisa getting bullied and then discovering that bullying is in fact provoked by a chemical in nerd sweat which can be masked by some mix of vinegar and garlic or something. When she smears a bit of nerd sweat on a basketball star a bully is drawn to punch him regardless of the consequences. She demonstrates this at a scientific conference except her antidote runs out after she lets her demonstration bully out of the cage, allowing the bully to beat up every scientist in the room. Yeah, paradigm-shifting American social commentary. Did it go downhill at some point or was it always bad without my realizing? And can we just give up and concede that Family Ties was the pinnacle of the family sitcom? Or at least I'm willing to after seeing one rerun episode.

sundar subramanian, Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a comedy, not primarily a satire. Criticising a particular episode by simplifying it and then complaining that it lacks satire is pointless. Classic all the way.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

sundar you can't compare late-simpsons to early-simpsons. late-simpsons are like early-simpsons except for the being funny. it's like saying a dead guy is alive except for the breathing*.

(* c. 2002 s. trife)

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Most new episodes are sort of okay or at least have some good bits in them, but overall it has declined a fair bit, I think. Compare that "nerd sweat" episode to, say, the episode where Homer becomes an astronaut, and it's clear something's lacking... it just doesn't hang together as well. Amusingly, the writers basically admitted this at the end of a recent clip show - a picture was displayed, portraying Homer on waterskis jumping over a shark.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

it's the humanity. there's no sweetness anymore.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

actually me and sean carruthers talked abt this and i was amazed when he told me that in the last few series (I can't exactly remmeber) all the laughs went. but if you catch him on the FAP (is it today?) he will tell you abt it.

here in the UK it is diff. since i nevah had cable i have only watched a the first few and it's all brilliant, which me and sean agreed on.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

The Simpsons pre 'Who Shot Mr Burns' = classic.
The Simpsons post 'Who Shot Mr Burns' = dud.

After a while it just became so obvious that the writer's weren't really interested in carrying on any more, as demonstrated by Troy McClure's "and we'll continue to carry on until the point that the show becomes unprofitable" dig.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt DC's pretty OTM. My favorite thing about The Simpsons is when folks think something is extremely funny but what they don't realize is that the joke is actually poking fun at them.

brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah dude good thing the jokes always on them and not you right!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

omg it has to be classic the simpsons are great i love the way episodes start out with one thing then turn into something totally different. besides the characters are cool and the laughs never really were my fave thing, more the horror of the truth in our shallowness as people etc.

donna (donna), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw the grimey episode again today; i don't think i'll be able to get to sleep tonight.

dave k, Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

i was trying to explain to someone the other day that the *fundamental* problem with the show is not that it's not funny (it can be, sometimes) but that all the characters have completely changed. every new episode feels vaguely like an old hallowe'en ep now; there's that creeping sense of "who are you and what have you done with my beloved family?"

a total loss of innocence: homer's a fuckwad (no longer loveable), there's too many drug/alcohol/sex jokes, and everybody swears.

god bless reruns etc.


mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, mark's basically right, added to the "no heart" thing i said above. i mean, on some level its pretty great that they're so willfully, purposefully dicking over/fucking with their fanbase ("homer, do you even have a job anymore?" "i think it's pretty obvious i don't.), but that doesn't make me want to watch the product.

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

it also makes me a little queasy to hear that they've apparently signed on for loads more seasons. i mean, i'd hate to give up on it, but the thought of there being potentially more BAD episodes than good ones when its all said and done is v. depressing.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you're being too hard on it. I know it isn't as funny as it was, but it's still a good show - this isn't a fall from grace on anything like the scale of Roseanne, for example.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

but martin, it TOTALLY is! i know so many people who can't even bear to watch the new eps; too painful.

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

before some clever soul wryly points out that the simpsons is a sitcom, too:

the simpsons generation

okay okay, it starts w/ a radiohead quote, and some of chris' writing is a bit lofty, but i think he makes some v. important points here that elevate the simpsons beyond the stuff of yr average sitcom

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess I probably haven't seen episodes as recent as you have. Maybe it is now as bad as you say.

And I cared about Roseanne! I thought it was a terrific show for quite a while, and astoundingly terrible in the last two seasons.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know if these were early or late ones, but reading the 'digging a really big hole' thread just reminded me of first, the mole people, and second, the episode where Bart is trapped down a well, and so I have to say Classic despite everything.

N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I thought of the episode with the cat burglar where they dig for his treasure, and get so deep they can't get out. Homer shouts "We'll dig our way out!" and starts digging down further.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dig up! Dig up!"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"and now, our new number one hit, "i do believe we're naked," by funky see funky do, replaces "we're sending our love down the well", which plummets all the way down to number 96."

jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"i do believe we're naked," by funky see funky do

One of my fave moments. I loved the caricature of the two as well.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 September 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the writers just lost affection for the characters, and instead of focusing on any feeling or warmth they decided to exploit the most obvious aspects of the characters in very cynical way. There are still some funny moments once in awhile, but it's nothing like it used to be.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 29 September 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there are two definate low points, season 1 and somewhere around season 9, the rest is absolute genius.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Speaking of Family Ties, for me it trumps ER (being discussed elsewhere) as a show in which I couldn't stand a single character on it. Although I wouldn't go so far as to want Michael J. Fox to get his arm chopped off.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 29 September 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)

mark p's otm... they're not a family anymore, just some five pronged manifestation of one awful character. i especially mourn the old marge. the new marge is in on the joke all the time now, all flippant and amoral. somehow even the sound of her voice has changed.

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

it has become a big prank, yes, but "the simpsons" is still classic.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

by the sound of it i am nowhere near up to date with episodes as the characters i recall were still great

donna (donna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Simpsons kicks the crap out of Family Ties, which jumped the shark via Andy, the cloying baby brother.

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i tink that we've just become jaded to tv comedy and simpsons is still real funny

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave up on the show around the same time I gave up on TV in general, but a couple of episodes I've seen since -- the Scorpio one, the boy band one -- seemed pretty damn cool as they stood. I fully sympathize with the point of view that the humanness of the characters as balanced against the crazy satire is what made it all work the best, though. What's interesting is that the straightforward affection in the earliest true episodes was quickly subsumed within the humor straight up but that it still shone through -- thus that brilliant series of charged moments between Homer and Marge on the Mr. Plow episode, which otherwise was just one crazed joke after another. It lends the show a core heart which -- if it really has been lost -- is all the more distressing to see go.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Family Guy. Which poss. was better. Also poss. better: Futurama? Or am I Optimo?

david h (david h), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Family Guy is pretty incredible/insane sometimes, but I think it trades in some of the comic depth of The Simpsons for surrealist zanyness.

Futurama is great also, but there just aren't the kind of moments where you can simply think about and collapse into a bout of hysterics.

(like my girlfriend and I last night, when we recalled the episode where Jasper is auditioning for something and is singing "This is the theme, from A Summer Place, from A Summer Place, the theme, from A Summer Place...")

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

family guy took ONE theme from the simpsons (the tv show parodys) and RAN with it. i dont know why people liked that shit.

chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

also more than poss better: the critic (barring the last couple episodes where they tried to nice-ify jay)

Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:28 (twenty-three years ago)

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.

Statements like this boggle my mind. The writing on "Roseanne" may not have been as sharp in the "lookit-this-reference-ooh-we're-smart" vein that "The Simpsons" writers have always veered towards, but the characters and their relationships were WAY more human and affecting. Even when the show sucked, the characters and relationships stood out compared to other shows on television. (Compare it to "Home Improvement", for one horrifying example. Even "Friends" is deeper than that shit.)

"The Critic" was awe-inspiring. I don't watch "The Simpsons" the way I used to, but it's still funny to me. Not as funy as "South Park", but funnier than most shows.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I couldn't care less about anyone on stupid Roseanne.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.
Statements like this boggle my mind.

I don't think by saying it was "only ever a sitcom" I undermined the value that it had as such, Dan. But I think you'd be hard-pressed to prove that Roseanne ever transcended that in any way shape or form. Whereas the Simpsons, well...

Best jingle ever = "Call Mr. Plow, that's my name / that name again is Mr. Plow!"

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name / that name again is Mr. Plow!"

*cuts to testcard*

The Critic was fantastic, yeah. Jay's dad was hilarious. The time when he thinks an owl in his garden is that neighbour bloke from Home Improvement nearly had me wetting myself. Hasn't been repeated for ages, sadly...

I like Family Guy, but it's very erratic in quality. The one where Death injures himself, leading to all living things becoming invincible, was really funny. But the episode straight after that one (I forget which one thanks to my terrible memory) was really weak. Also as someone else said it doesn't have the warmth of prime Simpsons.

What do people think of Space Ghost Coast To Coast? I love that - someone said of it that at times some episodes approach Dadaism. The one where everything is in black and white, Peter Fonda gets killed, the theme music is replaced by Rammstein and lots of strange subtitles keep appearing at the bottom of the screen was ace.

Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're just passing Mount Carlsmore. I carved it one beautiful summer."

It's just one big car crash these days.

Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

God that Mount Carlmore part is hilarious, I love Lennie, the development of his character has been fantastic, even in later episodes. When Mensa take over the town and change the lights........"I'm making record time! If only I had some place to go......."

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it."

Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Top three Simpsons moments for me:

Lisa says something about the Simpsons not being a part of Springfield's "cultural elite," and Homer walks in brushing his teeth and says "Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?"

Bart and Lisa have tracked down Krusty's estranged father the rabbi, and he shouts at them "I HAVE NO SON!" and slams the door.
Bart: "Awwww man, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy!"
Rabbi: (opening door a crack) "I didn't mean that literally!"

Milhouse's mom: "Well Marge, yesterday Milhouse told me my meatloaf 'sucked.' He must have gotten that word from your little boy, because they certainly DON'T USE THAT WORD ON TV."

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

N, as a Seinfeld fan you are in no position to call 'Roseanne' stupid.

And there are loads of great Simpsons episodes - some of the v. best - after 'Who Shot Mr Burns'!

Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)

the sugar episode was on the other night (i can't even remember what the real plot is...lisa vs. the new girl?), and damn...it hurt how funny that show once was.

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)


homer: "here's a quarter buddy, go call some help and we'll watch this."
hans moleman: "if only this sugar was as sweet as you sir."
bart: "why homer, that was downright decent of you."
homer: "tee hee! we hit the jackpot boy! white gold! texas tea...sweetener!"
bart: "isn't this stealing?"
homer: "read your town charter, boy: if ye foodstuffs should touch the ground, those foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. and i don't see him around so start shovelling!"

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, 'who shot mr. burns' is not a turning point at all. it got so much worse later on that any tiny dip in quality then is now rendered imperceptible (or rather, inexistent).
p.s. classic, despite everything.

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

lisa: "this hurts my teeth."
homer: "that's because i loaded with sugar! we found a whole mess of sugar...in the woods. i'm gonna sell it for $2 a pound!"
marge: "but the grocery store has sugar for .89 a pound, and it's not full of broken glass."
lisa: "this is a blasting cap!"
homer: "those are prizes!"

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

''And there are loads of great Simpsons episodes - some of the v. best - after 'Who Shot Mr Burns'!''

i second that!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Also - tomacco

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

homer: "there are sugar thieves everywhere, marge!"
(yanks british guy from sugar pile.)
homer: "alright, where'd you get the sugar, buddy?!"
british guy: "i nipped it. for that split second. when you let your guard down. and i'd do it again."

okay, i'll stop now.

jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"in america... first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.dirty.org/~minna/images/jasper_ballet.jpg

minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

the sugar episode also ends with the best Ralph line ever: "I bent my Wookie!"

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Aussie kid: "Call that a knife? Now THIS is a knife!"

Bart: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon"

Aussie kid: "I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

Greatest Simpsons moment EVAH. Except possibly the canyon ambulance rescue gag.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 September 2002 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

everything is funny ever

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 29 September 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

british guy: "i nipped it. for that split second. when you let your guard down. and i'd do it again."

To be stupidly pedantic, it's "I nicked it".

Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah:

"TO THE BEEMOBILE!"

"You mean your Chevy?"

"...Yes."

Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

One typically lame episode involved Lisa getting bullied and then discovering that bullying is in fact provoked by a chemical in nerd sweat

b-b-but "Pi is exactly three!" => that episode is klassik!!!

Around the five thousandth round of repeats The Simpsons ceased to be a television programme as we know it [plot, character development, all that jazz] and became part of the social landscape. It became so ubiquitous and self-aware it really has nowhere else to go than complete self-deconstruction.

petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(As someone who never got the "Simpsons-show-with-heart" (this may be due to the fact that Americans are mystical creatures) I actually like what I've seen of the recent episodes . . .)

Ess Kay (esskay), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

if i wanted shows with heart, i'd watch 'touched by an angel' or some such.

Oh. That reminds me. Those of you condemning New Simpsons for being pointless/no longer funny, what's your take on the similarly absurdist Family Guy?

petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I guess the thing about the characters and the stories is the main thing, the satire secondary. I hardly think I was simplifying the "nerd sweat" episode though.

I'd totally forgotten about Andy.

sundar subramanian, Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"I thought you said he was dead"
"No, I said he sleeps with the fishes"

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 29 September 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Cynical, Amoral, and Destructive = good.

This is what S1m0ne would have told us if it wasn't so fucking sappy.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I enjoy Family Guy more than the new Simpsons (tho I don't really go out of my way to watch it) because it gives you that fun nihilistic anything-goes approach w/o screwing with characters you actually care about. Both shows make no sense at all, they're just a 22-minute string of jokes, some of them funny, some of them not. But I think
the difference is that The Simpsons used to treat all those pop culture references and insane non-sequiturs as if they were nothing special, just part of the atmosphere, and that was why they were so brilliant. The newer shows treat them like they're the point of the show. The result is fascinating but deranged, as if a really long footnote had suddenly become the real book.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, to put it more succinctly:

"It's not your fault, Homer, it's those lousy writers! They make me madder than a...yak in heat!"

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

the lisa-mistaken-for-college-student one reran tonight and I realized better why I liked it so much more than many other recent ones - it had heart and stuff again, at least some.

also a thomas pynchon reference. I am easy.

Josh (Josh), Monday, 30 September 2002 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

no hugs no learning

mark s (mark s), Monday, 30 September 2002 07:56 (twenty-three years ago)

There will surely be someone employed full time to post this to every C/D thread, but If Ever There Was A Classic Or Classic, This Is It.

The Shift article that mark p recommends is OTM, but misses the other effect of the richness of the material: it's not just that there are things that everyone remembers, but there are things in there just for you, and that you can hold to your heart ("Brevity is ... wit").

Simpsons = Pop Music.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 30 September 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"an illegal counterfeit jeans operation running right out of my car hole!"

robin (robin), Monday, 30 September 2002 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"Remember your Hippopotamus oath!"

Michael Bourke, Monday, 30 September 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

somebody else waswatchingit today then?

"you're adopted and I never liked you"

chris (chris), Monday, 30 September 2002 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw the exact same episode yesterday Josh and you beat me to the punch. I thought it had heart although the theme has been done before recently (MENSA ep) AND most episodes don't share the sentiment. But the writers haven't totally lost it.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 30 September 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw the Angry Dad one last night and it's the funniest one in about 2 seasons... totally fantastic

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 30 September 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...
no seriously what the FUCK is going on

i just saw a promo for the new season that previews an episode where MARGE GETS BREAST IMPLANTS

this is fucking BUSH LEAGUE and it should be STOPPED

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)

i know i know :(

i walked past the telly and there was a caterpillar that screamed like a monkey

i walked past again and marge was being sentenced to death

minna (minna), Monday, 21 October 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Futurama is consistently funny. More 'edgey' than Simpsons has been for several seasons.
Every now and again Simpsons have a couple of neat in-jokes but it's very missable these days. Ralf Wiggum is King.

Futurama is on Ch4 Wednesdays at 6:30pm. Classic.

Android (Android Elvis), Monday, 21 October 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I read Sunday that Futurama is on its last season. The ratings weren't good enough.

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I've thought the last six or so seasons have been utter crap, but I almost cried when I read some of the season 14 synopsii. In addition to the Marge breast impant episode, there is one where Marge takes steroids (?!), and one where Homer is kicked out of the house and rents an apartment with two gay guys (and I assume with "hilarious" consequences). See http://www.snpp.com/upcoming.shtml
Its as if they are intentionally trying to smash to bits everything good that came out of the classic seasons 2-6.

fletrejet, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i whole-heartedly agree fletrejet...i am now convinced that no show should run for more than ten years unless its a show in which the characters change on a frequent basis (e.g. soap operas - tho they're no better with the same hackneyed stories and plotlines are just re-recycled over and over)...kudos to Chris Carter for bringing the X-Files to an end this year even tho many felt it had outstayed its welcome as it was (shame as the ending still leaves plenty of scope for future movies or specials if nothing else) - i think there should be one big Simpsons MOVIE and then no more episodes, evah - but obv. thats not going to happen

blueski, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i hope it goes on until all the voice actors die. i'm perfectly happy for them to make it up on volume. ideally they will make enough shows so it can be shown on a simpsons channel 24/7 and no episode ever repeats in any given month.

big fun, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...
Anybody remember when simpsons had actual plots? Remeber when things actually happened? Remember when the jokes were intelligent and witty? Remeber when there were jokes at all? Anyone that likes the simpsons nowadays are just plain and simple morons. I was in love with the simpsons up untill like season eight or so--now it seems like the simpsons have become exactly what earlier seasons were making fun of in our society--stupidity. I miss when the episodes had morals and actually told a story WHILE being funny. I hate to say this, but i wouldnt mind all that much if the simpsons were cancelled right now--at least that breast implant show wouldnt make an appearance. Please fox, destroy the last 4-5 seasons of shows...i'd be happy seeing the old ones a million times over.

FantasticME, Sunday, 24 November 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Speaking as somebody who can only get UK terrestrial TV, and so hasn't seen most of the even slightly new shows, I'm burning with curiosity for this new madness. If the writers on the Simpsons have decided to burn, maim and detroy everything, then good. They're obviously not being allowed by the corporation to end it with dignity, so they're going on a violent rampage as well they should. I don't want MORALS in my episodes! The episodes with morals are the WORST, while the episodes where Homer kills someone are the BEST. That's what humour IS.

That said, I'm really sorry that Futurama's getting cancelled. Dr Zoidberg is funnier than half the Simpsons cast put together.

Al Ewing, Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry, I haven't really noticed any decline in quality. Maybe it's cos the simpsons just gets so many repeats, I can't be bothered to think, "Oh this is from such and such a series" or, "Oh this is a new/old episode". It's just on all the time and I know I can switch the box on and enjoy funny telly at practically any point in the day. Which is nice.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 25 November 2002 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahhh, the breast implant show wasn't so bad. I've finally been catching some of the episodes from the last three seasons in repeat, and they're not as bad as I remembered them...though they still certainly don't measure up to the earlier episodes. There was this one where Homer started the Mr. X website and inadvertantly stumbled on the secret of flu-shot mind control...the end of that one, where everyone keeps getting gassed is, well, bent. And I love it.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No one can say another bad thing about the show in my presence, since Matt Groening is my cousin. That said, this year's Halloween special was dud.

Leee (Leee), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, Apu cheated on Manjula? When was this and how could he do it to such a Ma-hot-mama?

Leee (Leee), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"You don't feel like you've had eight children!"

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:21 (twenty-three years ago)

When did homer kill someone? and geezus the breast implant show was horrible.

FantasticMe, Monday, 25 November 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

He as good as killed James Bond... and that steak-eating cowboy. Frank Grimes wasn't exactly helped into a safe zone. He's been responsible for a couple more deaths but I can't place them exactly... also beating up an ex-president remains a high point.

Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, the death during the steak-eating contest was really self-inflicted. My favourite Homer death was where he "killed" himself by dumping a fake Homer off the waterfalls, which got sucked into the turbine. Also, that episode has one of those moments which offers precisely the reason why Simpsons will always be classic no matter how many crappy episodes they turn out in the future: that moment at the end where his mom rides off into the sunset and he just sits on the hood of his car for hours looking at the stars never fails to make me feel like crying.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

He slew that poor man with a giant steak. That episode is a classic, though. The fake death, the long-haired Homer, the psychedelic juice drunk by everyone in town, and a nice ending...

Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, there was another steak-related death? Oh, I'm thinking of the one with the trucker. There are too many death-by-steak episodes on the Simpsons!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

wait-- i thought we were talking about the one with the trucker....and i really hope u realize that in all those things u listed homer never actually kills anyone...

FantasticMe, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

The one where he goes to see the hippies is totally different from the one where he fakes his death & meets his mom.

Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep, knew that, was on a tangent.

As far as Homer-caused deaths go, do the Halloween episodes count? In the first part of XII (which I'm watching now for the first time) his dunderheadedness manages to kill Lenny, Carl, Moe and Bart.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Fantastic Me is OTM. The Simpsons has been in a major decline for the last few years. For a while it had so many great gags and twists and ideas that you felt the writers couldn't contain all their brilliance in one half hour episode. Now it feels like they're having to force ideas out for the sake out of it. It's gotten increasingly surreal, but more out of a lack of ability to do anything else, rather than to explore greater comic possibilities. It WAS the greatest tv show EVER, but now it's just passable.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

Tony Blair a 'Simpsons' guest star

Monday, November 24, 2003 Posted: 9:37 AM EST (1437 GMT)

(CNN) -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair lends his voice to "The Simpsons" in a new episode airing this week.

Fox has been running promotional ads for the episode, in which Homer takes Marge and the kids on a trip to London, at one point ramming a car through the gates of Buckingham Palace and upending the queen's horse-drawn carriage.

Over the years, hundreds of celebrities have visited Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie Simpson in their hometown of Springfield.

"The Simpsons," now in its 15th season, holds the title for "Most Celebrities Featured in an Animation series" in the Guinness Book of World Records. By the time its contract is concluded -- in spring 2005 -- the show will also claim the record for the longest-running sitcom ever, besting "The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet."

With his appearance this week, Blair joins such celebrity guest stars as Magic Johnson, David Hyde Pierce, Kelsey Grammer, Paul and his late first wife Linda McCartney, Meryl Streep, Aerosmith, Jack Lemmon, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears.

A spokesman in Blair's press office told CNN the prime minister taped the voiceover in April, at the height of the Iraq war.

He said Blair is a big fan of "The Simpsons" and likes to watch the show with his three teenage children.

In the episode, Blair meets the Simpsons at London's Heathrow Airport and invites them for tea at his official residence, No. 10 Downing Street.

After getting advice from Blair on where to visit in London, Homer causes chaos by tipping tea from his Union Jack cup over the carpet. He ends up locked in the Tower of London.

The episode is entitled "The Regina Monologues" -- a play on the Latin for queen and the theater production "The Vagina Monologues."

The show, which also features the voice of "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling, aired Sunday in the United States and will air in Britain in January.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/22/blair.simpsons/index.html

jadrenos (jadrenos), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It's going to suck :(

What the fuck is The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet?

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...
Last week's episode was very funny to me .. Marge "adopts" Nelson. Is there a transcript of the show (or an MPEG) online somewhere? Some of Nelson's lines while crying were f'ilarious.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You can download it via BitTorrent (like I did).

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
So which season should I stop buying the DVDs? It's to the point now (Season 8) where the episodes I enjoy more for one or two gags ('I have powers...! POLITICAL POWERS!') than the whole episode. Plus this season had Frank Grimes and Poochie so we're near the shark jumping point...

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm stopping at season 8.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, Season 8 is the last great season (Bill & Josh ran).

Season 11 (Mike Scully ran) is when it sucks utter shit and represents how bad the series remains today (Al Jean's bloated solo running).

xpost

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta have season 8 because John Waters and Rodney Dangerfield are two of my favorite people ever - altho there are a couple stinker episodes.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

i think the last good season is the one with the johnny cash episode, where homer hallucinates after eating some hot chili.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's the rolling stones of shows now, the early stuff is still the best because it's effortlessly great, the mid-period stuff is solid (not hilarious or brilliant, but not painful), and the later period stuff is just empty and slick and by-the-numbers.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

"i think the last good season is the one with the johnny cash episode, where homer hallucinates after eating some hot chili." = season 8

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

That's in season 8, I've just looked it up (xpost).

Season 9 has some goodies though - The Last Temptation of Krusty, the one where Homer and Marge start having sex in public and a couple of others.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

(although Take My Wife Sleaze is a decent Season 11 episode (specifically, act 2 - act 3 sucked), I won't be buying the box for one episode)

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF05

Announcer: And now, back to your Tuesday morning movie.
[a boy who resembles James Dean in a leather jacket
runs out of a modest house, gets on a motorcycle,
and rides away]
Mother: Oh, I don't know what's the matter with Jimmy. He
won't do his homework, he only salutes the flag with
one finger, and he comes home every night with other
peoples' blood on his shirt.
Father: He's a rebel, I tell you, a rebel without a cause --
just like that boy in that popular movie we saw.
[Jimmy and his gang ride through a store, raising
havoc]
Homer: Yeah, that's the life for me, Marge. Cruising and
hassling shopkeepers.
Cop: [arresting Jimmy] When will you teens learn to be
uncool like everyone else?
Jimmy: Never, pops.
Homer: That's right -- never!
Jimmy: You can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the
Cobras. Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang!
[close up on Jimmy's face as he's put behind bars.
A gang of bikers riding in a cloud of dust, and the
words "The End," is superimposed on the screen]
Homer: A gang -- that's the answer!
Lisa: Answer to what?
Homer: Hey, don't make me hassle you, Lisa.

Homer gets his gang together, the but the effect is less than
menacing. Moe has a motorcycle from the 20s, which sparks and
breaks down. At least he's better off than Carl and Lenny, who
don't have motorcycles at all. Even so, Ned is interested in
joining up, offering the use of his den (with bumper pool table) as
the gang lair. That's too good to turn down, so Ned's in.

After some beers and a game of pool, the club gets down to business.

Homer: The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order.
Ned: I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a
little less blasphemous. After all, [chuckles] we don't
want to go to Hell.
Lenny: How about the Devil's Pals?
Ned: No.
Moe: The Christ Punchers.
Ned: The Christ ... I, I don't think you understand my
objection.
Homer: I'm the president the decision is mine. We're Hell's
Satans! Besides, I already made our club jackets. [holds
up a light blue windbreaker with "Hell's Satans" crudely
written on it, then passes them out to the gang]
The newly-christened gang rides around town. Homer is on his red
Harley, while Moe has finally resurrected his old motorcycle. (Or
maybe not -- it still trails a cloud of black smoke.) Carl has a
yellow scooter he rented from Hertz. Flanders is on a child's
bicycle. Lenny brings up the rear in a riding mower.

They pull up alongside Chief Wiggum, and taunt him by making oinking
noises. Wiggum vows he will put them in juvenile detention someday.
In retaliation, Homer quotes a line from the movie he saw Tuesday,
but gets the name of his gang wrong. Embarrassed, he make a few
quick "oinks" then makes a hasty exit.

H: you'll never defeat the Cobras pig.
W: hey I thought you guys were the Hell's Satans
H: Uhhh, oink oink oink

The gang loiters around the Kwik-E-Mart (gambling for pennies), until Apu chases them away with his mighty broom (although the broom upsets Manjula)

M: You said no more brooms
A: you knew I had a temper when you married me

Homer is pleasantly surprised to find his picture of Hell's Satans
in "Outlaw Biker" magazine. Marge is also surprised, but by a
different photo -- one of her in a nightgown, sound asleep. She's
been named "Cycle Slut of the Month," but that doesn't impress her.

Marge: You took a picture of me when I was asleep?
Homer: If you'd been awake you would have said, "no." You can
see the bind I was in.
Marge: [reading from the magazine] Her turn-ons include thievery
and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants,
pedestrians, and justice -- [disgusted] Ohhh.

Then the guest stars come in (ugh) and the writers use the 'but we're scum only because we don't know any better' joke for the remainder of the show...that is, until they fence with the motorcycles themselves...and I'm quickly reminded that this is season 11

My guess is this script was a holdover from season 10 that got finished and aired in 11

x-post yet again

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

actually, this is funny too, right before the episode falls off:

Meathook: Take off that jacket, man.
Homer: Okay. [takes off his club jacket]
Meathook: [pulls out a switchblade knife, then a switchblade
fork]
Now, eat it.
Homer: [meekly] All right. [cut to some time later, as
Homer finishes the jacket]
Ramrod: Hey, hey! Chew with your mouth closed, please.
Homer: [sucks down a sleeve] Done.
Marge: Okay, Meathook, I think he learned his lesson.
[maybe not, since Homer is putting on a sweater with
"Hell's Satans" embroidered on it]
Meathook: Aw, man, now you gotta eat that, too!
Homer: Ohhh.
Ramrod: You got anything else with our logo on it?
Homer: Caps and Frisbees, sir.
Meathook: You gotta eat them, too!
Homer: ... and some pogs.

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno about that episode

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

The only half decent eps in seasons 11 are the Mel Gibson one, the one where Bart has ADD and the one where Moe gets plastic surgery. And none of them are THAT good.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Mel Gibson has to apologize for that episode of the simpsons looong before he has to apologize for someting something stupid while he was drunk

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Funny:

gambling for pennies
grown men thinking they're invincible against going to juvie
motorcycle gang with only 1 1/2 motorcycles
printing up frisbess and pogs for your gang

Not Funny:
Fencing with motorcycles
running "resume" joke
any other "we don't know better" joke
john goodman's overall reading

Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone linked the SimpsonsMaker page?

http://www.abcarcade.com/the-simpsons-maker.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

The fencing with motorbikes scene is a good symbol for all that's been wrong with The Simpsons in the noughties. It doesn't work either as satire or surrealism.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
Slightly duddish trailer for the movie:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/

chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

:( they emphasize that it's 2D, then show a bit that uses polygons

and it's the same joke as the south park movie teaser

a.b. (alanbanana), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

A rock and a hard place?!?!!? CLASSIC!

scotstvo (scotstvo), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, actually I think you reversed the order there, didn't you?

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

What's the schedule for these new Simpsons episodes (s18)? A couple of months back there were 4 or so then nothing, then last week we got episode 5. Is there one on today? And why the huge gap between episodes?

Affectian (Affectian), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

i am dreading this movie

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

A rock and a hard place?!?!!? CLASSIC!

But who doesn't want to eat at The Zesty Fork?

I do not understand why we need a film of this.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ten years ago it would've made more sense.

chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine this movie being any better than the Jetsons movie, unless the Simpsons movie is based on an even better episode of Star Trek.

Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus, 18 seasons? I think I must've been ignoring the show almost 5 years now, then.

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

The series started when I entered kindergarten, and I want it to end when I'm finished with all my collegedegrees. At my current rate, this should be 8-10 years from now. So expect it to make it to season 25 at least!

Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

actually I think you reversed the order there, didn't you?

I think he was referring to the fact that the whole wrecking-ball sequence was done using cell-shaded 3d graphics (like Futurama).

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

pfft, maybe it's just really good cartooning.

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

No, it is done in 3d - my partner noticed the same thing and thought it was faintly amusing (he's a 3d artist and ruins *everything* we watch with pickyness, heh).

I love the Simpsons, but in all honesty I could care less about the movie.

What I am looking forwards to is the new Futurama movie/short series, where Bender is abducted by the (robot?) mafia and used by them for evil deeds.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

If it was done on a 3d app, it's still 2d rendering.

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

Ten years ago it would've made more sense.

it would've made more sense if they had come to their senses and cancelled the show, then made the movie.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

They probably just wanted to make a movie before they ended the series. Late, but oh well.

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

In my fantasy world, it turns out the reason the past several years of new Simpsons episodes have seemed pallid and perfunctory is that they've been saving all the good stuff for the movie.

Sadly, my fantasy world rarely meets up with reality, which is why y'all aren't busy building a massive statue of me right now.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

last night fox BLEEPED OUT homer saying "masturbate"

and then i watch 2 minutes of the Cleveland Show and a 12 year old said "Dad, when do I get hair on my prick"

WTF?!

unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

out-of-this-world moon waffles

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

Is it my imagination, or was tonight's episode closer to the series' peak (seasons 2-7) than any episode since...well, since seasons 2-7?

Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

does anyone have any idea why the tracey ullman shorts have never been released on dvd? are there rights issues, or does matt groening just hate them that much?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

You can find quite a few of them on youtube. Really nothing special, to be honest.

EDB, Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

And some of them are on that 138th episode spectacular, bits of, anyway.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

based on the handful i've seen i'd rather sit through an entire disc of them than any season since 1998.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Marge was having trouble to sleep. Late at night, she woke up. It was 4 AM. She was extremely uneasy, now. She knew she wouldn't be able to hold it for too long. She sat up, and glanced at Homer. He was absolutely silent.

She patted on his shoulder, quietly calling his name. He didn't answer. He didn't move. In fact, he wasn't even breathing. She pushed him, turning upside down, only to see that his body was completely slashed and cut.

She belted out a scream, and jumped from the bed, looking at that scene, in absolute terror. Without thinking, she left the room, supporting herself at the wall and breathing heavily, almost crying. She looked at the door to Bart's room, and walked in. Bart was lying away from him, and Marge knew that he could be dead, too. And he was. As she turned him to face her, she saw that his face was transformed into a red goo.

Marge ran out of the room, crying in despair... Lisa... She entered Lisa's room, sobbing violently. She saw Lisa, lying peacefully on her bed. Should I check her? She knew she was dead, but she was too curious. She slowly approached her, and looked at her. She was absolutely normal. Dead. There was nothing wrong with her. Marge cried, and that's when she was something at the corner of the room, something glittering - a pair of eyeballs.

All of a sudden, Marge felt all of her energies evaporating, as she realised there was nothing left for her, that she had nothing... nothing but fear. That night was only giving her more and more horrible surprises, and she felt completely helpless, unable to change the situation. And what was worse, it was all her fault. She left that happen, she caused it all. She stumbled across the corridor and stopped by Maggie's room. She slowly walked in, and looked at the crib... There was Maggie, completely motionless. She just didn't have the courage to go there. No, absolutely not. Marge ran outside the house, and looked around. She saw the Flanderses' house, and ran to their front door. She banged on the door, screaming for help.

There was no response. No matter how she tried, they just wouldn't respond.

In terror, she ran around the streets, looking for help. She saw a taxi cab parked on a corner, and rushed to it and cried for help to the driver. Only to find out he was dead.

Suddenly, Marge began to think that the entire situation was just pathetic, ridiculous. But that didn't help. Her family was what mattered, even if the entire town was, indeed, dead. And she knew who was the only one she could look for.

frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

this show is getting pretty dark, god damn

frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

Is it Flanderses' or Flanders' ? or Flanders's ?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

flandereses.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

stupid flanderses

some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

I think officially it's "stupid sexy Flanderses."

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ28qOEG1g

This is amazing. Stories about the monorail episode, Michael Jackson, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, etc.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

Matt Groening's first season idea on how to end the show is pretty awesome

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

It's the Bart would find out that Homer is actually Krusty the Clown and that Marge would take off her blue hair helmet to reveal that she's really a giant rabbit.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I watched through a bunch of the Treehouse of Horrors the other night, which were often the highlights of the seasons. Eventually i got to an episode where Bart and Lisa end up on the Regis & Kathy Lee Show, and then in the next skit everyone ends up on the Jerry Springer Show. Both segments were not very funny, and sort of nailed this bizarre cartoon down in the real world. I think if JSS had been featured on an earlier show it would have been a quick cutaway gag that satirized dumb TV, rather than something that was entirely willing to sell itself out to the lowest common denominator.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 5 May 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ChxAWhv.jpg

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

sad news! poor matt.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

i just rewatched seasons 9, 10, and 11. 9 and 10 are actually both much much better than i remembered, with a couple of all-time classics in each. homer buying a gun, homer adopting a lobster, homer and lisa bonding at the museum -- all terrific stuff.

but 11 is borderline unwatchable, just episode after episode with lame jokes, aimless stories, and stupid pop-culture references that somehow seem way more dated and embarrassing than anything in the early seasons. the one where maude flanders dies, which i'd somehow missed seeing until now, is almost appallingly callous and stupid. hard to believe it's the same show that made a genuine tear-jerker out of homer eating the poisoned blowfish.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

You might agree with this guy: http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/

Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

I also agree with that guy, mostly.

Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

I wasn't sure if there was a thread for this already but Simpsons marathon starts today :D

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

Hooray!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscpik1bvY1qg0rnuo1_1280.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

except I can't watch anything til my lunch hour

:(

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

this marathon is, um, on what?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

FXX

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

as in the second FX channel, called FXX

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

ok, i figured this was irrelevant to me

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

watching season two... really starting to feel like a 25-year old artifact

sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 August 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6228944/the-simpsons-every-music-guest-chronological-order

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 August 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

who else is mainlining this?

Mordy, Friday, 22 August 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

Our cable system doesn't carry FXX; otherwise, I'd be saying, "Just hook it to my veins!"
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb153/idrow/02192004193413.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

mr veg had it on ready for me when I walked in the door (he'd been texting his fave screengrabs throughout the day)

loving this so much

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/110.jpeg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

a lot of really good ones are late tmmrw nite so i set to dvr

Mordy, Friday, 22 August 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

but maybe i'll end up staying up watching them lol

Mordy, Friday, 22 August 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

Jon Vitti has been livetweeting this

Penny Wise @jon_vitti · 12h
The note is supposed to say “You are Lisa Simpson!” With an exclamation point. I didn’t catch it at animatic. It haunts me to this day.

Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

Penny Wise @jon_vitti · 24h
I spent about ten seconds thinking about who Lenny and Carl should be. If you’d told me they’d be on TV for 25 years I would have been ill.

Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

these are stretched to 16:9, right? even on the SD version of the channel that seemed like what was going on, unless i am dumb and have some stupid setting on. why would you do that.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

i mean i hope they're stretched.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

sadly, yes

Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

i get/share people's desire to fill their telescreens but i was surprised they also did it to the sd versions. anyway i happened to turn it on last night just as "lisa's substitute" was starting so obviously i am blessed enough not to complain.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)

(re: which, lol @ that john vitti tweet)

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

jon

difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

those vitti tweets are a delight, love it

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

Isn't every Simpsons ep on DVD or something? What's the big deal?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

Lol

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

What is this thing you guys are talking about, are they broadcasting every episode in order or sth

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

FXX is running a marathon.

The extra X is for BYOXX. (What's that extra X for?) That's a typo.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I was just curious as to the nature of this marathon. cause over here back in the day it was a "Simpsons marathon" like every day on the cable channels. But I guess in order is more of a "thing" in an Alan Partridge bank holiday/~binge watching~ sensev

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

It's probably more exciting to see a network playing actual good Simpsons episodes in bulk for once. AKA single digit seasons.

Evan, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

What I don't get here is the marathon-specific excitement. I mean, Simpsons is awesome, that's cool. But as the marathon is virtually unwatchable as a marathon - what, 8 1/2 days, with no commercials? - all this does is scatter your fave episodes across a ridiculously wide time span. Basically, for a while we have a Simpsons channel, or at least those with FXX have that. And that's cool, too. But there are going to be some choice eps at 2am, and some dross at prime time. And at some point it's going to be all crap, all the time (relatively speaking).

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

That's all true, to an extent, but once you hit season 3 eps, it's all killer/no filler for a solid five seasons. I don't think anyone's all-time faves happen before season 2 or after season 9.

That said, yeah, most of us probably already have those seasons on DVD anyway.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

Watched a batch of s4 last night. Solid gold.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

it's just fun to have a lot of simpsons episodes on tv, let's not get too bunged up about it

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ZasDTtg1U

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

I don't think anyone's mad

In fact I'll go out on a limb & say that ppl on this website of nerds are broadly in favour of Simpsons episodes from when it was consistently brilliant

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

You know a Simpsons bit that I'd forgotten about & suddenly remembered yesterday & it made me lol

"Works on contingency? No, money down!"

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

It would be super cool if the marathon mixed in some stuff you can't get elsewhere. But along with the aspect ratio tomfoolery, they're also, I think after the first couple of seasons, running the shortened syndicated versions of each ep. So in both cases, you're actually getting *less* Simpsons.

How many households have FXX? Is that a basic cable thing? Do people generally have both FX and FXX?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

...

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

i have FX and a bazillion other channels but not FXX. the whole FXX thing seems kinda stupid tbh, like FX moved It's Always Sunny and some other older comedies to FXX but then just debuted some new comedies on FX.

birdman junior dad (some dude), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

If the quality of The Simpsons in general is anything to go by, FXX’s ratings will continue to get better and better for a few days, until the marathon reaches season 10 or so. At that point, audience numbers will gradually decline, and FXX executives will start to reminisce about how much better The Simpsons used to be. “Remember season four?” they’ll ask. “The Monorail song, dental plan, Whacking Day. Those episodes were great, ratings-wise.”

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

also a good opportunity for those of us w/out complete DVD seasons to DVR the eps we maybe want to keep around for the future

Mordy, Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

I always forget it's possible to do shit like that. What a time to be alive

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

Time to be alive was the summer of '12 when I found the first three seasons at a garage sale for $1 each

(hadda pay full store price for the next five seasons - "series" for Britishes - at the store after those first three whetted my appetite)

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

What season are they up to on fxx now

Οὖτις, Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

let me know when homerpalooza's on (tomorrow?)

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

they were about a third of the way into s6 a couple of hours ago - i missed The Shinning :(

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

also a good opportunity for those of us w/out complete DVD seasons to DVR the eps we maybe want to keep around for the future

― Mordy, Saturday, August 23, 2014 6:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The season sets are around $10 each and have the correct aspect ratio, no commercials, and nice bonuses. I'd even take torrented copies over these FXX versions.

alanbatman (abanana), Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

Are they really playing them in the wrong aspect ratio?!

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

Whiney's inner AV Club writer is unleashed

, Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

everything's bollixed up for widescreen TVs now, innit? we've regressed to when widescreen movies were panned and scanned for square box sets.

i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Sunday, 24 August 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

re aspect ratio.
most tvs now have as an aspect ratio setting.
if you have it set to auto, then the tv will stretch 4:3 programs to fill your screen.
however, you can normally select other aspect ratios and view the broadcast in the correct ratio.

mark e, Sunday, 24 August 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

if you have it set to auto, you are a savage

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

agree.

mark e, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

I don't actually have FXX, but I have heard they are cropping the image, not stretching it.

alanbatman (abanana), Sunday, 24 August 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

homerpalooza on right now fyi

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner!

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

The Bong-Rattling Bass of Mel Schacher!

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

:D

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

I think you meant, "The Competent Drum work of Don Brewer!" there Veg.

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was foot work

Οὖτις, Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

Go commit your hate crimes somewhere else, narc!

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

It's drumwork. Also: "Now when I listen to a really good song, I start nodding my head, like I'm saying 'yeeess' to every beat. Yes Yes Yes, this rocks! And then sometimes I switch it up like. No, No, No! Don't stop-a-rockin'!"

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

Homer Simpson, smiling politely

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

I have been busted once in my life (by private security) and had to seriously restrain myself from saying the hate crime line

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

“Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records, they stink!” – Homer Simpson

Poll pls

le hague, Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

My jaw dropped when I found out The Doodltown Pipers were real:

http://www.317x.com/albums/d/doodletownpipers/enlargement.jpg

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

loool no way

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 August 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Roger Miller called them The Poodletown Diapers.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 25 August 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

Wow lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Poodletown Diapers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68av1Y91Dg

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 August 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

and Holy Crap, there was a NEW Doodletown Pipers in the early '70s (song by Paul Williams)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUNBfw5ATE

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 August 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

I only recently found out that the baseball players that Mr. Burns names in Homer at the Bat (Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown) actually existed. I thought they were just funny old timey names

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 08:59 (eleven years ago)

"A-hoy-hoy" ws actually used as a telephone greeting once upon a time, too

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 25 August 2014 09:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah, it was Graham Bell's preferred greeting but Edison's "hello" eventually won out

Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 09:23 (eleven years ago)

man I forgot Sharry Bobbins was s8, an awful harbinger of things to come

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, sticks out badly in s8 which is mostly fine

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 25 August 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

s8 has some great eps, but also one of the worst ever, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (Lisa goes to Bart's military school).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 25 August 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

I got choked up watching "The Secret War..." the first time I saw it when I was in high school. I'm thinking it might've tugged at something re: my relationship with my own sister at the time. Even now, I still think it is a solid and emotionally satisfying episode.

Sharry Bobbins, however, blows.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

Maybe I should rewatch it, but the whole bit with Bart shouting "I believe in you!" felt desperate and tacked-on. There were far more poignant brother/sister moments in other episodes (Lisa On Ice, Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Bart Sells His Soul, the one where Bleeding Gums Murphy dies...).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

DO none of you own the DVDs?!

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

you can't tell me you wouldnt watch a marathon lady

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

and who the hell owns 10 seasons worth, let alone 20

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

Sold the dvds a couple years ago

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

I have 2-9 on DVD, but I'm still going to enjoy this nonstop Simpsons channel.

DonkeyTeeth, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

Veg: well you know I probably would, lol...but, when its full of ads, and (possibly) cut to syndication, I'm not sure I'd last long. Ive been watching S1-14 on my DVDs for years in what was often marathon-level amounts. Its part of the furniture to me now. Also, on TV here, up until recently the simpsons was on every night of the week, sometimes 2-3.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah yeah yeah

:)

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

i've got the first 9 dvds, wouldn't give em up for the world. don't have cable but i'd actually be more interested in watching some of the later stuff i'll prob never get around to otherwise.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

I've seen a few people suggesting that seasons 24 and 25 are a big improvement after years and years of shite, can anyone confirm? I think the most recent episode I've seen, which I downloaded out of perverse curiosity, was season 23's 'Them, Robot', and it was all kinds of awful.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

Wait, was the Sherry Bobbins ep done by Critic writers?

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

I recall lots of good jokes from Sherry Bobbins.

Like putting the words "Shut up Flanders, Okalee dokalee doo" to music. I dunno. I never disliked that one and I never thought it looked out of place within that season.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:36 (eleven years ago)

I liked Sherry Bobbins too. The Groundskeeper Willie scene has a few of my go-to quotables.

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah I've seen a couple of new eps I was suprised I liked. fuck if I can recall what they were now but they weren't terrible ?

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:02 (eleven years ago)

and who the hell owns 10 seasons worth, let alone 20

i have first 12 seasons! am very much physical media>streaming media, and don't have any pay TV options (Simpsons shows v sporadically on UK non-pay TV)

you couldn't even wear a fedora if your lifes depended on it (stevie), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I own seasons 1-11 on DVD and I've ripped them all, so I can basically watch them whenever.

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:12 (eleven years ago)

I've seen a few people suggesting that seasons 24 and 25 are a big improvement after years and years of shite, can anyone confirm?

I can, sort of...I've only seen a few over the last few years, but they were fairly solid, with wall-to-wall jokes and some genuinely clever moments, kinda made me think that keeping the show on into infinity wasn't such a bad idea. In fact there was one moment on a recent ep that made me laugh as hard as any of the classic stuff. That said they've done a LOT of garbage episodes in the last decade so maybe I just got lucky.

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)

Like putting the words "Shut up Flanders, Okalee dokalee doo" to music.

Probably my favorite gag of that episode, along with Itchy and Scratchy decapitating Tarantino.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)

Simpsons has been on so long it's impossible for me to tell if it's simply not funny anymore or if humor has shifted significantly over the past 25 years. Like, I wonder what 12-year olds make of current Simpsons? Or do fans of "Family Guy" think contemporary Simpsons is funny, too?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

xp I think my favorite gag of that episode is "We can make a game out of it" "I got a better game, it's called 'whipping cupcakes.'"

http://i.imgur.com/cq3AtDO.gif

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)

this is probably just me, but id love to read a long, in-depth, and possibly theoretical account of the artistic decline of the Simpsons.

ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

yeah one of the cringeworthy things about nu-Simpsons is that there's a lot of dumb Family Guy-style humor on it. though I admit I used to love Family Guy when I was 15 so maybe kids today dig it too. I was worried that the classic episodes weren't going to hold up but they're still amazing. I'm surprised at how little 90's-referencing there actually turned out to be (as opposed to say, The Critic, though damned if I don't still love that show too)

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:02 (eleven years ago)

xp i think the closest thing to that atm is http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

oh thanks!

ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

from that link:

To be sure, Zombie Simpsons does bear a cosmetic resemblance to The Simpsons. After all, the two shows share a great deal of their casts, as well as a few writers, producers, directors and artists. Even the surface similarities are fading with time, though. The fluid and vibrant hand drawn animation has been replaced by militarily rigid computer templates. The exquisitely talented cast members can’t resist a quarter-century of wear and tear on their vocal chords, and many characters now sound only vaguely like they once did.

Things have changed even more beneath the surface. The two have polar opposite senses of humor. The Simpsons trafficked in tightly plotted stories that were cynical, anti-authority social satires that often bordered on nihilism. They managed to get away with it thanks to a clever veneer of sweetness and slapstick. Zombie Simpsons reverses those priorities. It leans heavily on sweetness and slapstick, leaves plot threads all over the place, and only rarely musters even a fraction of the hilariously bleak cynicism that was a big part of what made The Simpsons what it was.

this is a bit of a strange take, isn't it? i guess i've never taken the sweetness--or better, something like the quotidian bits of family life that peak through in the early eps--as a veneer but sort of essential to what made the show so great? it's never funnier when Bart and Lisa are acting like kid, like actual (maybe a bit precocious) kids. caught a bit of the season 8 halloween special and Bart's gleeful taunting of Lisa (rubbing the balloon on his head, shocking her, then running away cackling) was such a wonderful little touch.

ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

my feeling has always been that the show lost its way when it turned away from exploring Springfield (camping, trips to the water park, snow days, slightly dysfunctional family life, etc) to trying more directly to reflect the "real" world it was commenting on. i haven't really worked that idea out though.

ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

that essay is great and p spot on imo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, that page is otm. Only thing I'd quibble with is the idea that "Marge Be Not Proud" was a harbinger of future crapulence.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

Agreed - they criticize Bart's actions in the episode as uncharacteristic and maudlin, but I think it's always been clear that, whatever his relationship with Homer, Bart has always cared VERY much what his mother thinks of him. (From the very first episode! What tattoo does he get? "Mother.")

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

MOTH

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

my feeling has always been that the show lost its way when it turned away from exploring Springfield (camping, trips to the water park, snow days, slightly dysfunctional family life, etc) to trying more directly to reflect the "real" world it was commenting on. i haven't really worked that idea out though.

my equally sketchy idea is that the Simpsons as a family unit are best when yeah, they're a slightly dysfunctional family (with occasional bursts of absurd idiocy) contending with the cruel and chaotic world that is Springfield. The real problems arise when Homer becomes the chaotic centre of a chaotic world, so you're robbed of the necessary #dialectics and left with only a series of crazy things happening. And I agree that there's a real emotional core to the good stuff but it works because it's in that world where everyone's a bit stupid and everything's a bit messed up but in the end that can be alright. I think the emotional interruptions in the bad stuff don't work because the dynamics of the family and of Springfield don't justify any emotion.

ANYWAY I was surprised I hadn't heard about Moby's series of covers of the Mr Plow song until seeing Jon Vitti mention them on Twitter, I especially like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htlsBsUKf4U

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

God, this episode where Moe sends a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy saying he's leaving town with one of their wives... Uggghh. Especially the ending, where Moe says he did because they didn't appreciate their wives enough. Moe. Moe the bartender. The guy who threatened to shove a sausage down someone's throat and stick starving dogs up their butt.

il balletto da bronx, yo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 31 August 2014 10:05 (eleven years ago)

my feeling has always been that the show lost its way when it turned away from exploring Springfield (camping, trips to the water park, snow days, slightly dysfunctional family life, etc) to trying more directly to reflect the "real" world it was commenting on. i haven't really worked that idea out though.

― ryan, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 11:25 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this seems like another way of just saying "they ran out of ideas and started getting desperate". even the episodes that try to explicitly stick to springfield stories without 4 cameos (like the one mentioned in the post above) basically hold these characters upside-down and shake them until their spare lunch money falls out. the well's run dry. how many more moe-centric stories can you write?

a friend of mine, who is an avid fan and a sentimental, nostalgic thinker about tv, has always said his favorite episode of all time is "bart vs. thanksgiving". which is a poignant episode with a typical tearjerky season 2 ending, but the reason he loves it is because (even though bart runs away for a spell) it's all centered in the home, completely on the family functioning within the home, and there are all these quiet moments of the simpsons just sort of being their basic selves. (i always think of bart emptying the canned cranberry sauce.) those S2 episodes were all about pinning down the family's character tics and especially their vulnerabilities but this one does a lot of work you don't really see anywhere else. i think of the last decade of simpsons as being the complete opposite of that episode.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 August 2014 10:31 (eleven years ago)

Or do fans of "Family Guy" think contemporary Simpsons is funny, too?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 9:55 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. Plenty of nu-Simpsons apologetics out there.

Evan, Sunday, 31 August 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

a friend recommended that i watch the "That 90's Show" episode in s19 where Marge goes to college & Homer joins a grunge band called Sadgasm

i didnt like it, mostly bc it just wasnt that funny and it all seemed like echoes of other stuff

and the homer junkie/insulin joke was kind of awful

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)

"That 90s Show" is one of the worst episodes of the entire series

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

iirc

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

it felt like a bad parody

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

"That 90s Show" is one of the worst episodes of the entire series

2nded

you couldn't even wear a fedora if your lifes depended on it (stevie), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

"That 90s Show" is one of the worst episodes of the entire any series

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

the "That 90's Show" episode in s19

what could possibly go wrong

kick yr eyeballs (wins), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

regrets, ive had a few

i saw part of a late-season Treehouse of Horror where Homer becomes the grim reaper - that was p funny

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

there's an episode from (i think) the same era where homer has a very realistic dream about killing grampa that struck me at the time as being prob the worst and unfunniest thing i'd ever seen on any sitcom, let alone my one-time favorite show ever.

sitcoms just aren't designed to last 25 years. it's impressive enough that there's even a decade (erring on the generous side) of good-to-great simpsons.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

South Park still manages a few good-to-great episodes per season and they're on no. 18 this year, but they benefit from shorter episode orders and a much smaller/more consistent creative team.

Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Consistent in terms of actual personnel, I mean. The actual hit-to-miss ratio has been iffy for a long time, but I don't think it will ever have a "zombie" period as long as Trey and Matt are present.

Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

I didn't see the episode, but I know in one of the latter day THOH episodes there's a scene where Homer pushes Krusty into a woodchipper, resulting in this. Hilarious!

http://www.simpsonspark.com/framegrabs/kabf16/frame098.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

To be fair, that's no worse in the gross-out column than the inside-out dance sequence that ends one of the peak-era THOHs.

Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

Wasn't there a THOH episode around the beginning of the shitty Simpsons era where Homer's head gets smashed in and they show his brain hanging out? I think that was the same season his thumb got chopped off (in the Linguo episode, which admittedly had a few funny bits).

il balletto da bronx, yo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

there's an episode from (i think) the same era where homer has a very realistic dream about killing grampa

OMG I remember that one. He was suffocating him with a pillow. I had this spasm of horror thinking "wtf are they taking the piss out of euthanasia or something?" and then it was a dream, and ok, humans do think such things but ugh.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

But as to gross-out, cmon thats been there since the early days. The THOH where the mist turns them all inside out and THE DOG STARTS EATING BART.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

Wait, simon just outlined that duhoy, sorry.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

there's an episode from (i think) the same era where homer has a very realistic dream about killing grampa that struck me at the time as being prob the worst and unfunniest thing i'd ever seen on any sitcom, let alone my one-time favorite show ever.

sitcoms just aren't designed to last 25 years. it's impressive enough that there's even a decade (erring on the generous side) of good-to-great simpsons.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this was a Sopranos reference? iirc

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

So, there WAS a punchline there, it was just a Family Guy "hey, a reference" "joke"

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

http://cfs7.tistory.com/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=YmxvZzYwNDBAZnM3LnRpc3RvcnkuY29tOi9hdHRhY2gvMy8zODYuSlBH

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

spoilers geez

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 September 2014 06:42 (eleven years ago)

krusty through the woodchipper or grampa getting suffocated are kind of like if they had the horrendous inside out mist but then didn't tack on the inexplicable and hilarious song and dance number

Merdeyeux, Monday, 1 September 2014 06:58 (eleven years ago)

lol crazy http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/03/business/media/the-simpsons-marathon-lifts-ratings-for-fledgling-fxx.html

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

Just tried watching "The Old Man and the Lisa". Made it half-way through and realized there hadn't been a single joke. Season 8 is the cut-off point imo.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 05:10 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZ_gDOrzGk

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 07:35 (eleven years ago)

That's great.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 08:44 (eleven years ago)

was gonna say, when they warped through to psychedelic wormhole-land, "looks like paul robertson"

A Severus of Snapes (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 08:58 (eleven years ago)

S10 is on Channel 4 in the evenings when I get home, and it's pretty awful.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:15 (eleven years ago)

The Old Man and the Lisa justifies its existence with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZvVVMIboI

soref, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:22 (eleven years ago)

also 'Contemporize, man'

soref, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:23 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/harry-shearer-leaving-simpsons-795539

Harry Shearer just peaced the fuck out.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 May 2015 06:53 (eleven years ago)

prob too much to hope for that the rest of the cast will quit in solidarity

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 06:59 (eleven years ago)

This show is never going to end is it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)

http://images.rapgenius.com/dtk5wp4eyzg024e4d1mnlbdws.500x384x1.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:30 (eleven years ago)

This is probably more prophetic than we realized in terms of what the show is likely to become as it progresses ad infinitum and slowly sheds its key players:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78gYyTrG7Y

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)

I hardly ever watch new episodes of this show but I did catch that one and it was one of the freakiest things I've ever seen on a major network really

frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)

Ditto. Can't remember shit about the ep, though, and I probably turned it off in disgust at the first commercial.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:29 (eleven years ago)

i basically always watch the episode up to the first commercial and then turn it off.
hertzfeldt is a genius of course

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:33 (eleven years ago)

by the way, Shearer is 71 years old, I don't see why this is an issue at all. I'd wager that voiceover artists could probably do most of the voices better than the original actors at this point; maybe it's just me but I think a lot of the characters sound different now

frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)

It's not just having the recognisable voice, it's performing the part, a sense of comic timing, etc. You can't just get a mimic or impressionist in.`

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:55 (eleven years ago)

maybe it's just me but I think a lot of the characters sound different now

I watched a new episode where Marge became some sort of genius sandwich maker. She sounds more like Patty or Selma now.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)

It's not just having the recognisable voice, it's performing the part, a sense of comic timing, etc. You can't just get a mimic or impressionist in.`

― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, May 14, 2015 11:55 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. Timing/rhythm is everything, not to mention improvisation skills. Shearer and Azaria used to improvise a significant chunk of Skinner/Chalmers dialogue.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:08 (eleven years ago)

Shearer's a genius obviously and deserves to do whatever he wants - nonetheless I am surprised that anyone walks away from this kind of money, good for him

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)

prob too much to hope for that the rest of the cast will quit in solidarity

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 14, 2015 7:59 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hasn't the rumor always been that the rest of the cast hasn't been in solidarity with Harry Shearer for a long time? I thought I'd heard that he and Julie Kavner record their lines separately from everyone else (and each other) but maybe that's an old thing. He's certainly got a rep for not being particularly good vibesy

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)

xp good voice actors are like supernaturally good though, it would be more the case of getting a good voice actor who can obviously do a passable mr burns voice rather than getting someone who can happen to do a good mr burns. (i'm thinking here of one futurama dvd commentary where like five of them do perfect zoidbergs.)

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)

He's worth $65 million and has had the same job for 25 years, seriously who would blame the guy?

dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)

xp not that i endorse the simpsons being dragged out for any longer than it already has been, obviously

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)

Also, who cares what happens to the Simpsons?

Keep it on for another 25 years and have Billy West do all the voices, who gives a shit?

dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)

reanimated corpses of former loved ones don't bum you out?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)

I think 15 years has been enough time to mourn "the Simpsons" as you once experienced it

dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)

can't mourn something that isn't gone, is the problem

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)

Whiney otm. Simpsons have been dead for a long time

http://deadhomersociety.com/

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:33 (eleven years ago)

I live in hope that they'll someday do with the show what they do with the Treehouse of Horror comics and just hand the property over to a series of random creators and see what they do with it.

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Or just basically let the people who are doing the couch gags keep doing their thing for an entire episode.

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)

Shearer should've retired at 60 - pulling the plug on this show 11 years ago sounds about right

nashwan, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:45 (eleven years ago)

Hasn't the rumor always been that the rest of the cast hasn't been in solidarity with Harry Shearer for a long time?

if the stories are true, pretty much everyone who's ever worked with him hates Harry Shearer

Number None, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)

I'm thinking maybe Fox loses the merch rights if they stop making new episodes. can't think of any other reason they are still being made.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:57 (eleven years ago)

All the main actors took a 30% pay cut in 2011, wouldn't be surprised if Fox tried to get them to do that again.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:57 (eleven years ago)

Shearer played probably all my favorite characters. Lots of dopey authority figures:

Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Principal Skinner, Otto, Rainier Wolfcastle and others.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:03 (eleven years ago)

connnnnnnnnnstancy

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:03 (eleven years ago)

Hasn't the rumor always been that the rest of the cast hasn't been in solidarity with Harry Shearer for a long time? I thought I'd heard that he and Julie Kavner record their lines separately from everyone else (and each other) but maybe that's an old thing. He's certainly got a rep for not being particularly good vibesy

― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Thursday, May 14, 2015 12:13 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't think this is the case, only because of the improvising Shearer and Azaria do. But Shearer's the only cast member to publicly call out the show's crapulence, and that might've rubbed some cast members the wrong way.

Supposedly, though, none of the cast are on speaking terms with Nancy Cartwright, due to her Scientology robo-call as Bart.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:06 (eleven years ago)

Do you have a link to those Shearer callouts?

Evan, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:17 (eleven years ago)

http://www.sfweekly.com/2001-04-25/culture/shearer-delight/

And while there are those among us who believe the show needs to be put out of its misery--the nonstop barrage of reruns now serves only to remind us of how sharp the decline has been in recent years--Shearer will say that he finds doing the show now as rewarding as he did a decade ago, but only on occasion.

"It depends on the script," he says, sounding at first like a man trying his best to be diplomatic. "There are writers' names that, when I see them on a script, I get very happy and look forward to the week, because I know there's gonna be a pretty sound script that is satirical but smart and not just sort of pointlessly parodic, if I may. And there are other writers' names that make my heart sink. It's sort of unavoidable this far along that that's going to be the way it is."

Though he never comes out and says it--It's time to kill The Simpsons--Shearer does say there have been many times when he and the other cast members have had to castigate writers for being too careless with the characters. He mentions one episode in particular: "The Principal and the Pauper," which aired in September 1997. Writer Ken Keeler handed over a script in which Principal Skinner (voiced by Shearer) is revealed to be, in fact, a former "no-good street punk" named Armin Tamzarian--a little plot point that negates seven years' worth of back story. When Shearer saw the story, he was quite unhappy. And unable to do a damned thing about it.

"I said, "That's so wrong. You're taking something that an audience has built eight years or nine years of investment in and just tossed it in the trash can for no good reason, for a story we've done before with other characters. It's so arbitrary and gratuitous, and it's disrespectful to the audience,'" he recalls. "Then it was, "OK, action.'" He laughs. "Really."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:25 (eleven years ago)

Shearer otm about that terrible episode

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:27 (eleven years ago)

Looking at the ratings, the show itself has become a loss leader, right? And has been so for at least a decade, right? First season averaged nearly 30 million viewers. Last year it was at about 5.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:30 (eleven years ago)

(million)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:30 (eleven years ago)

From 2004:

http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/other/interviews/shearer04.html

In an exclusive interview with Teletext Total Entertainment he says: "I rate the last three seasons as among the worst, so Season 4 looks very good to me now." He admits he rarely watches old episodes as they outshine the undeveloped recent offerings. He explains: "It makes me sad. They used to have whole scenes."

Given his discontent with its current state, where does Shearer think The Simpsons can go next? "Up," he jokes.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:31 (eleven years ago)

Unfortunately, that going up never happened.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:32 (eleven years ago)

In a progressively more balkanized television environment, 5 million viewers is still respectable. The question is are any of them awake.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:32 (eleven years ago)

Or alive.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)

https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/votingrepublican.png

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)

i was gonna say, networks would be very very happy to have a new show hit 5 million. i haven't watched a new simpsons episode since the turn of the millennium, but somebody's watching them. i'd be curious to know the demographics. are they mostly 12-year-olds? or 35-year-olds? or what?

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:42 (eleven years ago)

It's a constantly rotating audience of former fans wondering, "Hm, this is still on? Wonder if it's any g--TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!"

Next week, another completely different audience of 5 million tuning in out of curiosity, only to have their suspicions confirmed.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)

can't mourn something that isn't gone, is the problem

Hey, if I as an actual relation to the show was able to move on years ago, you should too.

Madison Dumbbarfer (Leee), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)

John Ortved's Uncensored Unauthorized Simpsons History is a great oral history of the show, btw. Heavily recommend this to everybody.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Simpsons-Uncensored-Unauthorized-History/dp/0865479399

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)

The Armin Tamzarian episode is great, fuiud

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:21 (eleven years ago)

It's the midichlorians of the Simpsons.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:22 (eleven years ago)

I always liked the line "I poached some fish for your trip, Mr. Tamzarian.
They're full of tiny bones."

See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:29 (eleven years ago)

whenever something is advertised as "uncensored" i imagine they're interviewing andrew dice clay or something.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:30 (eleven years ago)

Book is worth it just for the examination of everything Sam Simon brought to the show

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)

xpost Nah, just a lot of Al Jean talking explicitly about his penis.

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:34 (eleven years ago)

Good book, though, seriously.

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:35 (eleven years ago)

Speaking of Al Jean, from EW.com: http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/14/simpsons-harry-shearer-exit-al-jean

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:05 (eleven years ago)

How they can't do make a Dr. Hibbert soundboard, I dunno.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)

Forgive the syntax, I'm eatin'.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)

when this show finally does end i have to wonder how many ppl involved with it will admit it was total garbage for the last two decades. i mean matt groening seems like a smart guy, and you still see interviews with him from time to time where he insists the show is as good as ever.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

It kind of seems weird to be airing contract disputes and stuff in public just kind of a shit thing to do, trying and shame him publicly by saying "The other cast members have signed on, why not him?" and hold it over his head. I guess this is the way things are done nowadays...?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:23 (eleven years ago)

I feel like as long as there is Fox this show will be on, unfortunately

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)

"showrunner"

dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:36 (eleven years ago)

Speaking of Al Jean, from EW.com: http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/14/simpsons-harry-shearer-exit-al-jean

I misread that URL and had a brief moment of elation. Besides the whole "it's been on for 20 years longer than it should've been", I remain convinced that Al Jean's tenure as showrunner for the bulk of those 20 years is the main reason the show sucks now.

Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:42 (eleven years ago)

when this show finally does end i have to wonder how many ppl involved with it will admit it was total garbage for the last two decades. i mean matt groening seems like a smart guy, and you still see interviews with him from time to time where he insists the show is as good as ever.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 14, 2015 3:18 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of the only times (possibly the only time) Groening made a public stink about the show was the Critic crossover/film festival episode (an episode better than the last 15 seasons combined). He hated the idea of the crossover so much that he insisted his name be removed from the credits.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:43 (eleven years ago)

lol, yeah, according to wikipedia he's still pissed about that episode and refused to participate in the dvd commentary. but apparently he wasn't similarly bothered by that fuckin' horrible family guy crossover they did last year.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:51 (eleven years ago)

Critic crossover was the first to really violate continuity in a gross

problem is it was still pretty funny

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

gross WAY

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

and yet, here we are now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:56 (eleven years ago)

Critic crossover was the first to really violate continuity in a gross

hahaha lol you are so fucking tendentious. The Simpsons has NEVER particularly cared about "continuity" as such (Google "Simpsons flexible reality," which they talk about constantly in the commentaries, especially as it relates to things like how much Homer makes at work/how poor the family is or isn't), and that episode violates "continuity" less than things like Marge vs. the Monorail, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Deep Space Homer and others, all of which aired before it.

Aside from the character being from a different television series, rather than just "a generic film critic character," what in that episode "violates continuity" in a way which hadn't been done before, and does so more than, say, Ernest Borgnine going on a scout camping trip with Homer and Ned, or Leonard Nimoy transporting away from Springfield?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:41 (eleven years ago)

and that episode violates "continuity" less than things like Marge vs. the Monorail

iirc, in the commentaries, this episode is often brought up as the turning point in the series, the first time unaccountably bizarre things happened to the characters/town (e.g., the Escalator to Nowhere).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah I really do not get Groening's hatred of the Critic episode unless he really just dislikes Jon Lovitz for some reason

frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:42 (eleven years ago)

i like the critic episode and agree "violating continuity" is a misleading shorthand for what makes it different, but the episode IS a promotional crossover for a sitcom Groening had nothing to do with. The simpsons world may have already grown surreal and celebs were already incorporated into it, jay sherman isn't turned into a simpson - he shows up looking like Jay sherman. I think - as James L Brooks sure did - Groening could have been more magnanimous about letting the guys who made the simpsons what it is give their new show a boost, but i can also understand why groening begrudged it

da croupier, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)

by the way you can rewatch all of The Critic on youtube and it's still really funny, even if nearly all the references are fairly dated. it definitely at times can resemble a good Simpsons episode.

frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:55 (eleven years ago)

Yeah croupier gets at what i meant by vilating continuity = jay sherman retains his own unique look

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)

this is fun:

http://www.avclub.com/article/stagger-down-memory-lane-46-simpsons-greatest-visu-219451

Darin, Friday, 15 May 2015 14:52 (eleven years ago)

should've included
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/b/b4/Monstromart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100826143509

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)

That oral history suggests that outside of the source material, Groening's steering of the show has very little to do with the golden years - that's like 90% Sam Simon and George Meyer.

Fox still makes the show because it still rates! It's a way safer bet than some new pilot - it's a genuine cash cow.

I saw this Harry Shearer live show about 10 years ago where he played music with his wife. It was called something like "This Ain't The Simpsons!" or something like that. He said at the top of the show that he wouldn't be doing any voices or playing and Spinal Tap tunes or anything like that. He then played bass and sang some gently satirical political songs and mellow easy-folk songs by his wife. It was super weird.

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)

"Fox still makes the show because it still rates! It's a way safer bet than some new pilot - it's a genuine cash cow."

Would anyone notice if they just aired reruns of season 12-to-whatever?

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:00 (eleven years ago)

probably. most nu-Simpsons episodes I've seen are packed with some fairly specific pop culture references

frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:34 (eleven years ago)

fox built a functioning network around the simpsons; i think continuing content from the brand is valuable to them

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:35 (eleven years ago)

fxx if i'm not being clear

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:36 (eleven years ago)

I mean it's a 'big deal' that FXX has all 600 whatever episodes and did the marathon but I don't think it matters to anybody running or watching that channel whether there continue to be more episodes thrown on the pile, whoever is tuning in no doubt prefers the early days anyway.

some dude, Friday, 15 May 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)

christ Ribs that sounds awful.

piscesx, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:02 (eleven years ago)

I guess he needed more time to devote to things like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9HtoWea72A

pplains, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:08 (eleven years ago)

he has a syndicated radio show and its so fucking bad

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)

all due respect to al jean's "shame about harry, as we've decided to take it out of cruise control in season 28" i'm bummed shearer's issue seems to be yet another contract squabble. would love for a cast member to just say "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee"

da croupier, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:51 (eleven years ago)

Is that not the implication here

Οὖτις, Saturday, 16 May 2015 01:49 (eleven years ago)

Did you read his tweets and/or the first sentence of my post?

da croupier, Saturday, 16 May 2015 01:55 (eleven years ago)

If you are 70 years old and you decide to retire then god be with you and fuck anyone who wants you to keep working til your in the grave.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)

whoever is tuning in no doubt prefers the early days anyway.
― some dude, Friday, May 15, 2015 11:59 PM

FXX's key demo is 18-34 with a sweet spot of 22, to them "the early days" is season ten. the goal on the fox plantation is to keep this shit evergreen forever and to keep you from changing channels with yet another episode you maybe saw? Once? I dunno, let me watch through this and see.
I would guess it's gonna take five years of bottoming ratings for them to put ol' yeller out to passion and even then the hue and cry will make the mad men finale seem like the response for the end of Whitney.

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 May 2015 05:08 (eleven years ago)

I read that as end of Whiney.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Saturday, 16 May 2015 13:14 (eleven years ago)

rip whitney, u were just getting good

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Saturday, 16 May 2015 16:08 (eleven years ago)

all due respect to al jean's "shame about harry, as we've decided to take it out of cruise control in season 28" i'm bummed shearer's issue seems to be yet another contract squabble. would love for a cast member to just say "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee"

― da croupier, Friday, May 15, 2015 5:51 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that not the implication here

― Οὖτις, Friday, May 15, 2015 6:49 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did you read his tweets and/or the first sentence of my post?

I know that's what he's saying in public but it seems like with his other public comments/not enjoying the show in general that he's using the current contract renegotiations as a pretext to leave, that's all I was getting at. Like I think "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee" is how he really feels but "CONTRACT DISPUTE" is what he has to say in public.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:50 (eleven years ago)

Also he is 71 and has had a full and awesome career even wo the Simpsons. Is he supposed to just keep working on a project he no longer believes in until he dies?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:57 (eleven years ago)

capitalism says

YES

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:59 (eleven years ago)

actually capitalism says, whatever, don't need you anyway. JUST LIKE ALWAYS

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:03 (eleven years ago)

Just make a soundboard there must be a zillion clips of him speaking every syllable in every conceivable voice by now.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:18 (eleven years ago)

Or just put this on a loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCUerhFPUo

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 21 May 2015 03:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah i was thinking a soundboard would probably be more convincing than any other actor picking up the job. even with the occasional [MR. BLACK]-style awkwardness.

some dude, Thursday, 21 May 2015 03:25 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg8g8mXUbD1qb5x09o1_500.png

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:21 (eleven years ago)

Was looking for The Lemon of Troy, keep coming upon Russian bootlegs with dubbing, LOL.

Also the Simpsons has been on so long, and in syndication so long, it is absurd that I have to sign up for a cable company in order to watch this stuff online. There is a Simpsons episode probably flying through my room at this very minute. Heck, there is probably a Simpsons episode tearing through the Martian atmosphere at this moment.

Just give it away, guys. You can still sell your Bart t-shirts.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:05 (eleven years ago)

You can get the DVD box sets up to about S15 dirt cheap, theyre only about $30 a season here and we pay insane prices for media.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:07 (eleven years ago)

That's cool, I'll just sit down and have a nice tall glass of turnip juice.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:12 (eleven years ago)

lol

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/11/Tumblr_mcu2n9is8I1qzycpbo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20121215223327

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem..."
"Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time!"

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:18 (eleven years ago)

So many great gags in that episode. It's easily the best Milhouse episode, imagining camouflage turning him into a spooky Cheshire Cat-style supernatural stealth ninja, and then meeting his doppelganger, who is also known as Milhouse, the two of them reconciling with a pained embrace, declaring "So this is what it feels like when doves cry."

Is the motorcycles-circling-around-the-lemon-tree thing a specific reference? Mad Max or something?

Marge has some killer lines as well. "Homer, Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!" "Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!"

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:24 (eleven years ago)

tute on, son.... tute on.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:39 (eleven years ago)

LOL

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)

Shake harder, boy!

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:53 (eleven years ago)

Is it my imagination or has FXX started showing post-2000 episodes only? Like I know they outnumber the early seasons 2-to-1 now but still, I never seem to see any 90s episodes.

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:59 (eleven years ago)

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/lemonoftroy5_thumb.png?w=512&h=384

Now Marge, you can’t blame all of Bart’s problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad it’s that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let’s not forget your little speech.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:08 (eleven years ago)

Laughing so hard just reading all the quotes. Best. Episode. Ever.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:34 (eleven years ago)

so this is what it feels like...when doves cry
http://i.imgur.com/WD00g.png

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:40 (eleven years ago)

I've got a van we can use....Flanders's!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:57 (eleven years ago)

I've never understood the Milhouse "when doves cry" thing.

example (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

They thought they were both alone in a world that's so cold.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:07 (eleven years ago)

Lemon Tree is def some kind of apex for the show - every line/joke lands

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season6/lemon5.mp3

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:26 (eleven years ago)

Is the motorcycles-circling-around-the-lemon-tree thing a specific reference? Mad Max or something?

http://simpsonsscreenshotshowcase.tumblr.com/post/28337082192/lemon-of-troy-season-6-episode-24
http://www.themoviedistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/madmax2theroadwarrior02A.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:04 (eleven years ago)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7za1vM9Ik1rw41szo1_1280.png

Number None, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:05 (eleven years ago)

The Nelson/Martin antics some of my favorite things ever.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)

https://simpsonsscreenshots.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/harktothetaleofnelson.png

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:14 (eleven years ago)

haha yeah I was looking for anigifs of that

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)

"Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward."

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)

TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:14 (eleven years ago)

"Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!"

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:58 (eleven years ago)

"homer! bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 28 May 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)

i use "there's a-doin's a-transpirin'!" way too often in real life

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, November 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw I say "spring forth, burly protector, and save me!" way too often irl

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, November 25, 2013 4:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)

I just (partly cos of this thread I guess) changed my FB pic to this:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/2/2b/Gloria.png/revision/latest?cb=20120901085903

My other half is often gesticulating at me and hollering "heres your CROWN, your MAJESTY!" so it felt like a neat fit :D

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:03 (eleven years ago)

When I die I'm going to ask St. Peter to look up how many times I made simpsons ref without actively realizing it

da croupier, Thursday, 28 May 2015 16:58 (eleven years ago)

"uh... is what that kid would say. To the bluffs!"

jmm, Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Was this the most detailed Shelbyville episode? I feel like we don't know enough about Shelbyville.

Shelbyville was ranked 10th in "The 10 Best Dystopias" in the December 2005 issue of Wired magazine.

(http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Shelbyville)

jmm, Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:06 (eleven years ago)

watching this now. pure gold.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9i3ucVqLV1qc073co1_400.gif

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 29 May 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2frgGRti1qztjn5o1_500.png

Krabapple: The only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools.
Skinner: Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:43 (eleven years ago)

My other half is often gesticulating at me and hollering "heres your CROWN, your MAJESTY!" so it felt like a neat fit :D

Is he pretending to be Australian when he sez that?

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)

The Lemon Tree ep. is seriously a series highmark, I think it's even greater than Last Exit to Springfield (good ep., but a tad overrated).

someone's attractive cousin (st. nico), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:01 (eleven years ago)

Did we ever do a ballot poll of classic Simpsons episodes? I remember the radio button polls for each season, but we need to determine through science the ILX Simpsons canon.

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:04 (eleven years ago)

looks like the button polls went up through s9 (a logical cutoff point imo)? weird that no one polled the winners from those 9, that would be the easy thing to do.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:22 (eleven years ago)

one of many cases in bad need of an intermediate step between ballot poll and single-vote radio buttons. would be down to vote for ten or so faves from all the top X finishers of each poll, or something. way too many fantastic classics buried at #2 that are better than whatever won for seasons 7-9.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)

I was hoping someone would run a ballot poll too, but we did end up with a button poll for the winners from the first ten seasons:

SO IT'S COME TO THIS: The Ultimate 'Simpsons' Episode from Seasons 1-10

cwkiii, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)

I probably voted for Marge vs. the Monorail in that but I am pretty sure at this point that the correct answer is Lemon of Troy. :)

cwkiii, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:10 (eleven years ago)

haha, i totally forgot about the 1-10 poll, oops. those threads were all great btw.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)

except for the part where Lemon of Troy didn't win

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/10/entertainment/homer-marge-split-simpsons-feat/

Evan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 13:44 (eleven years ago)

and a flashback episode inspired by the film "Boyhood."

The joke being that they never get older?

jmm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)

the accurate complaints about the show in 2002 are somehow sadder today

nomar, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:11 (eleven years ago)

wow, that reads like a parody article.

"In the premiere, it's discovered after all the years Homer has narcolepsy, and it's an incredible strain on the marriage," Jean said. "Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, who's voiced by Lena Dunham."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:40 (eleven years ago)

all these event episodes seem to have no conception of why people watched and enjoyed the simpsons

one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)

It's almost as if Al Jean has no fucking idea of what to do with The Simpsons. I feel like I'd need another 13 seasons of evidence before making that assertion, though.

Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:46 (eleven years ago)

the wikipedia episode summaries for recent seasons all sound like parodies tbh

"The Wreck of the Relationship"
Homer is tired of Bart not respecting him, so he attempts to parent Bart, by forcing him to eat broccoli. This goes nowhere, so Marge signs them up for the Relation Ship to solve their problems. Meanwhile, while Homer's away, Marge takes over his Fantasy Football league. On board the Relation Ship, Homer does not enjoy sea life while Bart excels at sailing and becomes mid shipman, much to Homer's dismay. Homer continues to disrespect his son's new ship role until he eventually eats a piece of broccoli.

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)

who's voiced by Lena Dunham

never really understood the point (publicity vs expense) of the guest voices not playing themselves - unless we're talking Patrick Stewart Stonecutter magnitude

nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:48 (eleven years ago)

would the expense be that much? I'm guessing most of the guest stars are able to bash their part out pretty quickly

http://i.imgur.com/3MsN98C.jpg

THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:52 (eleven years ago)

At the risk of offending Seinfeld with my shameless PC-ness, The Simpsons was forever tainted for me by the Family Guy crossover episode (I don't like Family Guy already, but I really didn't like this gag):

Bart & Stewie prank call Moe at Moe’s Tavern.
Bart asks Moe if there’s a customer there with the last name Keybum, first name Lee. Moe turns and asks the bar for a ‘leaky bum’ and the customers laugh at him.
Then Stewie says he wants to try a prank call, and when Moe answers Stewie says ‘Hello Moe? Your sister’s being raped.’

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)

There *may* be a way to do rape comedy - I'm still not convinced, not that I'm actively seeking the stuff out - but that right there is why I can't stand Family Guy, or recent Simpsons.

Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:12 (eleven years ago)

Ha, I actually thought it was way better when the guest stars played guest characters, like guest stars on any other show. Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+. Pretty sure it wouldn't affect the financial logic either way - you still promote the episode as "featuring whoever," unless it's really key to the marketing that they get an image of your favorite celebrity, done in yellow computerized Groening style.

xpost yeah that sounds fucking awful

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:16 (eleven years ago)

Then Stewie says he wants to try a prank call, and when Moe answers Stewie says ‘Hello Moe? Your sister’s being raped.’

wait is this real? 0_0

one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)

Weirdly there is a version of that same joke in the original Office (i.e. someone stopping a relatively innocuous process by dropping the horrific r-bomb, instantly making everyone very silent and uncomfortable) and it totally works with the character, who can *never* not say the worst possible thing. It's a legit character beat in that show. In Family Guy, it's the most juvenile type of provocation. If you, you know, have a sister who was raped, say, well hey, it's just a joke, lighten up.

x-post: Yep, real

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)

I just realized I defended Ricky Gervais in a condemnation of Seth MacFarlane

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)

jesus christ, picturing that joke making it onto the simpsons really bums me out, even with the last 15 years of disappointment.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)

^^^^

one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)

That's what I mean. I'm willing to let a decade and a half of mostly shitty eps slide because of what came before. But a joke like that makes you half wish the whole godforsaken thing never even happened.

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:42 (eleven years ago)

Ha, I actually thought it was way better when the guest stars played guest characters, like guest stars on any other show. Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+.

otm. Was just thinking about how great Anne Bancroft's guest spot was ("The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!")

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (eleven years ago)

The local UHF channel showed the episode where Bart takes the rest home seniors out on a boat that sinks, and it was a laugh every 20 seconds. Why is it such a big deal that the last 15 seasons have sucked? Because over time, people are going to forget that those first 7-9 years were magic.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!

it's funny because it's true

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (eleven years ago)

Guest stars playing guest stars - Hoffman's a good example. There was even a recent one where Tim & Eric played other characters, but still looked like Tim & Eric.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (eleven years ago)

Given everything Homer has done, I love the idea that narcolepsy is this insurmountable marital deal-breaker.

jmm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (eleven years ago)

Though it will be surmounted by end of episode, I'm sure.

jmm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (eleven years ago)

based on her poor work on adventure time, lena dunham is not a good voice actor

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)

i think this is my favorite simpsons moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBef_JGNjLc

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)

Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+. Pretty sure it wouldn't affect the financial logic either way - you still promote the episode as "featuring whoever," unless it's really key to the marketing that they get an image of your favorite celebrity,

DH was credited under a pseudonym, though. (Of course, we all knew it was him.)

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)

It's almost as if Al Jean has no fucking idea of what to do with The Simpsons. I feel like I'd need another 13 seasons of evidence before making that assertion, though.

― Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the wikipedia episode summaries for recent seasons all sound like parodies tbh

"The Wreck of the Relationship"
Homer is tired of Bart not respecting him, so he attempts to parent Bart, by forcing him to eat broccoli. This goes nowhere, so Marge signs them up for the Relation Ship to solve their problems. Meanwhile, while Homer's away, Marge takes over his Fantasy Football league. On board the Relation Ship, Homer does not enjoy sea life while Bart excels at sailing and becomes mid shipman, much to Homer's dismay. Homer continues to disrespect his son's new ship role until he eventually eats a piece of broccoli.
― THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This show is just a science experiment to see what happens when there are absolutely no good ideas left for a long period yet somehow it is allowed to keep existing.

Similar to an experiment where one leaves what starts as a perfectly delicious sandwich on a table for 20+ years to see what it becomes after that kind of time.

Evan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)

I like the guy on the Simpsons who when asked if he saw something says that he sees lots of things

joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)

Similar to an experiment where one leaves what starts as a perfectly delicious sandwich on a table for 20+ years to see what it becomes after that kind of time.

and people who defend the show are sound like

https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2014-04-30/04204ed0-d089-11e3-8736-61f3afcd6c2c_homer.gif

da croupier, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:22 (eleven years ago)

The show has been on so long you can apply "Simpsons did it!" to metaphors about the show sucking.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)

On the commentary tracks they say that whenever there's a big sandwich, it was a Conan O'Brien joke.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:29 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JeuZk.jpg

nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:46 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

well that didn't last long

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)

not really surprising

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

If the Onion A/V headline isn't "Excellent" I won't post for the rest of the day

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

welp, see ya tmrw: http://www.avclub.com/article/harry-shearer-returning-simpsons-221863

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

Guess Ted Cruz will have to find another job.

Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

not really surprising

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, July 7, 2015 6:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i thought you'd be more surprised, considering


I know that's what he's saying in public but it seems like with his other public comments/not enjoying the show in general that he's using the current contract renegotiations as a pretext to leave, that's all I was getting at. Like I think "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee" is how he really feels but "CONTRACT DISPUTE" is what he has to say in public.

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 7:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:38 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEIzuJZj03U

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

didn't the Simpsons do a couch gag kinda like this last year?

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

http://www.fox.com/watch/532793923689/7684601088

Go to about 11:20 in. Homer gets dosed and a Spacemen 3 track plays.

Really.

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

Yeah we covered this

P odd

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)

The hell was with that episode overall!? It was a dream/no that bit was a dream/no the whole thing was marges dream actually/cut to WTF end bit with Lena Dunham.

Entire room full of us went "wtf" in unison when it ended.

Spacemen 3 bit was very sweet tho.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)

I loved it when they played Kate Bush - Pi

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

Ugh, guys. This is a long-shot, but I'm hoping that there's someone who can help me out. I haven't watched The Simpsons in about 15 years. There's one line I'm trying to remember from somewhere in Seasons 1-10. Here's where it gets impossibly vague. Somebody is doing something incredibly dangerous and Marge becomes very alarmed and either thinks or says "_______ can kill!" or "________ can hurt people!"

No idea what it is. Am I making this up?

how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)

Are you thinking of the whole 'Cannons are designed to hurt. They're designed to hurt!' thing from "Homerpalooza?"

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)

That's the one! Thank you!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:12 (ten years ago)

Oh, I guess I can finally catch up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEoPJBhdVOE

how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 15:00 (ten years ago)

lol. surprisingly watchable in high-res, an indicator of just how much of the first n seasons i have memorized.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:09 (ten years ago)

Ah, how I've longed to be able to ignore the bottom half of a Youtube video!

Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:15 (ten years ago)

haha yeah it would be wayyy better as just seasons 1-7.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:21 (ten years ago)

frank grimes is in the top third. fuck.

remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 4 February 2016 04:29 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com

schwantz, Thursday, 4 February 2016 05:59 (ten years ago)

http://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E24/1176157.jpg%3Flines%3D%0A+Cannons+are+designed+to%0A+hurt.

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 February 2016 06:18 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E24/1176157.jpg?lines=%0A+Cannons+are+designed+to%0A+hurt.

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 February 2016 06:18 (ten years ago)

nice.

how's life, Thursday, 4 February 2016 10:39 (ten years ago)

i wanted to find that scene where homer's in a sports practice net (golf? baseball?) and some ball machine is firing a million balls at him and he collapses and the ball machine keeps firing balls while he lies there comatose/twitching. i needed it to explain to my boss why my job hasn't been working. does anyone have any clue what that episode was from?

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 4 February 2016 11:56 (ten years ago)

*what episode that scene was from

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 4 February 2016 11:56 (ten years ago)

It's from "Bart the Mother" in season 10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWjuH6qBXQ

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 February 2016 13:01 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E03/189772.jpg?lines=+WOW%2C+YOU+SURE+GET+A+LOT%0A+OF+BALLS+FOR+A+QUARTER.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 February 2016 13:04 (ten years ago)

oh thank you so very much

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)

outstanding

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:40 (ten years ago)

some of these are fucking intense
http://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E02/1066331.jpg

ulysses, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:15 (ten years ago)

there's a tumblr dedicated to awkward simpsons screencaps that's super awesome http://dogswithbeesintheirmouths.tumblr.com/

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:26 (ten years ago)

or less awkward than extremely specific, mostly highlighting the quality of the animation

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:27 (ten years ago)

http://41.media.tumblr.com/05acf1a08dc9a0baad1b979c03e0ef44/tumblr_mn1tgauXoV1rcryxgo1_500.png

very good tumblr, i am happy

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 February 2016 16:59 (ten years ago)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90z1aoOwU1rcryxgo1_540.png

jmm, Friday, 5 February 2016 17:07 (ten years ago)

ahhahha. it's amazing how many of these, had "the simpsons" never been a show with its own coherent universe, would make really fantastic weirdo pop-art pieces. a clown sitting at a control panel, looking disgruntled, while two working joes look on. just beautifully odd. would buy a coffee table book of these in hi-res.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 February 2016 18:00 (ten years ago)

These would be pretty neat as paintings!

Evan, Friday, 5 February 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)

I love these. I even made a craptastic macro in MS Paint when I should have been working.

http://i.imgur.com/BOef0zI.png

larry appleton, Saturday, 6 February 2016 05:04 (ten years ago)

Don't ask me why - but I read that in the voice of Warner Herzog.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 6 February 2016 05:17 (ten years ago)

I think if an aphorism contains both the words "death" and "delusion" one is required to read it in the Herzog voice.

nickn, Saturday, 6 February 2016 06:56 (ten years ago)

I watched a random "Top 10 best episodes" video from someone who seems like he's seen every episode. I think 5 of the episodes are 2000-2015 and I was wondering if any of them are actually worth checking out or if this guy is just crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYEetwfUf8s

billstevejim, Saturday, 6 February 2016 23:06 (ten years ago)

The same guy put "My Sister My Sitter" in a separate "10 worst episodes" video leading me to believe his opinion might not be entirely trustworthy. Granted, it's a '97 episode, foreshadowing the show's decline, but it still has plenty of classic Simpsons jokes like "bad babysitting" and "yard king."

billstevejim, Saturday, 6 February 2016 23:12 (ten years ago)

wow that is horrid. the episode where Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters looks really bad

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 February 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)

my worst 10:
the season 1 episode where marge gets drunk and they visit marvin monroe
the sherry bobbins episode
the kid rock episode
gump roast, their laziest clip show
homer invents grunge
homer gets raped by a panda
4 from season 11 onwards I haven't seen or have forgotten

remove butt (abanana), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:22 (ten years ago)

the sherry bobbins episode

*whips cupcake at u*

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:31 (ten years ago)

the sherry bobbins episode
the kid rock episode
gump roast, their laziest clip show
homer invents grunge
homer gets raped by a panda

abanana otm. These all suck.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:38 (ten years ago)

idk i think there are a ton of great gags in the sherry bobbins episode. for instance when burns' heart starts beating again

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:53 (ten years ago)

I really should sit down and watch all of season 1 again, I have it marked down in my mind as this stretch of lame, finding-its-feet type shows replete with crap one-episode characters like Marvin Monroe and the Vietnam vet guy, but I rewatched a couple for the season polls a while back and remember being surprised how many classic bits were actually scattered in there. I think I was just soured on them having been, during my prime Simpsons viewership, seemingly the lion's share of what would get rerun.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 8 February 2016 03:31 (ten years ago)

I wasn't a big fan of season 1, but honestly I probably haven't watched it in 20 years, back when it would still show up in repeats.

But at least they actually had one-episode characters back then! And didn't feel compelled to turn every one-off gag character into a recurring part of the cast.

intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 03:55 (ten years ago)

the princess kashmir episode from season one is top five all-time

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 8 February 2016 03:58 (ten years ago)

abanana otm, those are some of the worst. I'd add the one where bart becomes a jockey, and the one where maude dies

Re: Sherry Bobbins, any season 8 ep is going to have great jokes in it, but that is definitely one of those episodes where things start feeling broader and lazier, and you can see a glimpse of where things are headed.

intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 04:05 (ten years ago)

Season 1 had the awesome marge and Jaques thing!

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 04:08 (ten years ago)

I'd add the one where bart becomes a jockey

Actually my least fave episode ever. Not because there weren't things to come in later seasons that were considerably worse, but because it was the very first time where I recognized that they were just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what (barely) sticks.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Monday, 8 February 2016 04:11 (ten years ago)

michael jackson one will always be the worst to me. just the fact that i will always remember the lisa happy birthday song is reason enough to hate it.

scott seward, Monday, 8 February 2016 04:25 (ten years ago)

Dr. C check out season 1. The early stuff still has plenty of sharp satire, which for me is the best part about the show.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:08 (ten years ago)

it's a pretty weird season, almost as if it's its own separate show. the start of season 2 feels atmospherically aligned with 1 (homer has hair, bart gets an f), but somehow seamlessly builds into "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge," the last episode from 1990 which I think chronologically was the first truly classic episode. most of season 2 and some of 3 feels slightly more heavy handed with less goofiness than what followed.

billstevejim, Monday, 8 February 2016 05:36 (ten years ago)

season 1 sucks
anything past season 9 sucks

the end

lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:42 (ten years ago)

well if you said "the end" then it must be true.

billstevejim, Monday, 8 February 2016 06:22 (ten years ago)

I too remember the Shary Bobbins episode being the first one where it clearly felt like the show was heading to crapness. First of all, because it's a whole episode parody of another piece of fiction, and those can easily become super lazy, unless you find an unique angle to it (like Simpsons did in that early "Lord of the Flies" parody), but in this episode they don't, so it just all the obvious jokes you get from "what if Mary Poppins was the Simpsons' nanny". And secondly, I think this was the first ep (no counting the Halloween ones) where they really broke the realistic mold the show always had. (Or did that leprechaun episode come earlier?) "Realistic" may sound like a weird word to describe The Simpsons, but I think one of its strengths was that despite all the weird and unusual stuff that happens, it was still grounded in real life, it didn't go for cartoon-style surrealism, and a lot of the humour come from that juxtaposition, that the characters feel more "real" than those in many live-action sitcoms, and because of that the absurd things that happen to them are more funny. But once the "realism" was broken and truly outlandish concepts started to become part of the show, it lost that edge.

Tuomas, Monday, 8 February 2016 08:25 (ten years ago)

before the dvd sets came out i had assumed the sherry bobbins episode was from much later, maybe not a terrible episode but a chilling portent of things to come. i'm glad someone else hates the michael jackson one, scott, an opinion i don't hear many sharing - it has good moments (the pink shirt) but with the thick corniness it stands out like a sore thumb just as the show's hitting its stride.

i recently rewatched season 1 and i was surprised by how good it was too, it becomes a very different show quite quickly but there's already a lot that stands out there.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)

The unauthorized oral history book kinda opened my eyes inasmuch as some of the creative people involved seem to think The Simpsons lost its footing after season 3, inasmuch as they saw the show as a heightened but still relatively grounded sitcom with real relationships and conflicts as opposed to the gagfest that it ultimately became. I'm still a bigger fan of the gagfest golden years but it is interesting to rewatch those earlier episodes knowing that they had a somewhat different show in mind.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:19 (ten years ago)

inasmuch, inasmuch. It's early, yet.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:19 (ten years ago)

yeah season 1 definitely feels like a much different show, with episodes touching on infidelity and suicide, they're not exactly the funniest but I think they're more interesting than the later stuff

true that seasons 2-8 had some relatively dud episodes but I don't think there's been one that's bad all the way through, even the ones mentioned here have a handful of great scenes

frogbs, Monday, 8 February 2016 13:44 (ten years ago)

And secondly, I think this was the first ep (no counting the Halloween ones) where they really broke the realistic mold the show always had.

Your honor, counsel would like to introduce as evidence "Deep Space Homer," from Season 5.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:46 (ten years ago)

I dunno, going to space is still something that happens in the real world, unlike flying magical nannies. I do agree that they shouldn't have made Homer an astronaut, though, that's a too far-fetched concept for a character like that.

Tuomas, Monday, 8 February 2016 13:57 (ten years ago)

doesn't really matter if the episode's as funny as Deep Space Homer

Number None, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:08 (ten years ago)

And secondly, I think this was the first ep (no counting the Halloween ones) where they really broke the realistic mold the show always had.

What Phil said. Also,
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-05-2014/Luvfx1.gif

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/img/S02E08/630948.jpg

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 February 2016 15:08 (ten years ago)

^^ one of my favorite moments of all time

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 15:30 (ten years ago)

been watching shows from this season on hulu and there is some funny stuff! i enjoyed the Boyhood episode a lot.

scott seward, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:40 (ten years ago)

the last time i rewatched a bunch of simpsons i found myself feeling like the "poochie" episode, with its heavy-handed satire, unfunny meta jokes, and handful of annoyingly overquoted lines, felt like the beginning of the end even more than shari bobbins.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:52 (ten years ago)

season 1 is great. tbh i'd rather watch the tracey ullman shorts or the butterfinger commercials with bart than try to watch a simpsons from the last 10 years or so.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:53 (ten years ago)

http://frinkiac.com/img/S15E21/824949/large.jpg

ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)

http://frinkiac.com/img/S07E01/710926/large.jpg

ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)

http://frinkiac.com/img/S07E10/682347.jpg

ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:58 (ten years ago)

http://frinkiac.com/img/S14E18/673131.jpg

ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:59 (ten years ago)

i was hoping all these posts meant cancellation

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:13 (ten years ago)

the last time i rewatched a bunch of simpsons i found myself feeling like the "poochie" episode, with its heavy-handed satire, unfunny meta jokes, and handful of annoyingly overquoted lines, felt like the beginning of the end even more than shari bobbins.

madness

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:41 (ten years ago)

I remember the "Bart wins an elephant" episode being touted as the point of obvious deterioration.

nickn, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:11 (ten years ago)

Hey, the elephant episode. I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:18 (ten years ago)

haha if you go back and read the original reviews from the online simpsons archive those lunatics slammed basically every classic-era episode and mourned the falling-off from the glory days of seasons 1 and 2

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:22 (ten years ago)

The thing that bothered me most about the Sherry Bobbins episode wasn't the lack of realism, but the "Do a half-assed job/it's the American way" song. It's just so dumb and obvious and not really sharp on any level as satire or commentary. It felt like something that wouldn't have made the show in the prior seasons.

intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:24 (ten years ago)

and i was like 14 when it came out, it's not like my sense of humor was that sophisticated or anything.

intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:26 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E13/1280561.jpg?lines=++%E2%99%AA+%E2%99%AA+SHUT+UP%2C+FLANDERS+%E2%99%AA+%E2%99%AA%0AOKELY-DOKELY-DO+%E2%99%AA

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:27 (ten years ago)

Sometimes I wonder if we should rename ILX "the Simpsons sucked after season 10".

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 01:54 (ten years ago)

"shut up flanders / okely-dokely-do" is the best line/lyric of that episode. the premise and plot might be on the weaker side, but it's full of great jokes that are as good as anything else from that season. quentin tarantino on itchy and scratchy, charles bronson on the andy griffith show. "Good for you, Son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar."

billstevejim, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 03:19 (ten years ago)

and yeah i recognize that the TV gags are very Family Guy but they seem a bit more inspired than "acknowledgement of pop culture = joke"

billstevejim, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 03:24 (ten years ago)

Sometimes I wonder if we should rename ILX "the Simpsons sucked after season 10".

Oi, don't you have a game of Knifey Spoony to go to?

La Lechazunga (Leee), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 04:53 (ten years ago)

>:|

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 05:27 (ten years ago)

;)

La Lechazunga (Leee), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 05:46 (ten years ago)

I watched nearly every episode when it came out for seasons 3-8. The Sherry Bobbins episode was the tipping point for me. Stale pop culture reference, stale jokes, and a mean-spirited meta ending. I see that the very next episode to air was the Poochie one, although Bobbins has a production code from the last season -- a good placement.

"Bart Gets an Elephant" was from season 5? Feels like an episode from 8 or 9. Not terrible, but a ridiculous premise that doesn't pay off.

I watched "Holidays of Future Passed" and "Barthood" yesterday as they have the highest IMDB user ratings for the zombie Simpsons era. They're OK -- no breathing room and random characters popping up to give one-liners, but they have some good jokes and some emotion.

remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 13:33 (ten years ago)

I watched religiously through maybe 2000-ish but my faith had been wavering for a while. Opting to no longer pay for cable was at least partially inspired by the show's decline.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)

The elephant episode at least has that bit about how some animals are just jerks.

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 22:44 (ten years ago)

the elephant is an outlandish premise, but that episode is as full of high caliber jokes as any other in season 5

intheblanks, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 22:53 (ten years ago)

xp I think I wanna check out "Holidays of Future Passed" because it was reportedly intended as a series finale.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:20 (ten years ago)

Did they ever follow through with Bart as supreme court justice in any of the "future simpsons" episodes?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:23 (ten years ago)

xp i happened to see that one and i thought 'hey that was surprisingly decent', but not much more than that

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:25 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXQKK4C358

ulysses, Friday, 19 February 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S09E17/929778.jpg?b64lines=V0hBVCBBIFRJTUUgVE8gQkUgQUxJVkUu

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 February 2016 20:24 (ten years ago)

Best thing about the Simpsons area of Universal, where I was earlier this week, is that they have the Simpsons playing on all the TVs while waiting in line. Made the line go so fast, and in some cases made you want to just hang in line longer. They should play classic Simpsons eps in all lines.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 February 2016 21:54 (ten years ago)

Only ride I went on twice at Universal, so fun. Tried to go on Harry Potter twice but it broke down while I was in line. (Simpsons eps would have helped there.)

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:23 (ten years ago)

Just looking through the episodes of season 11, the rot really started to set in. At least there a few decent ones from season 10

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)

Season 13 is cool apparently? Someone said that upthread.

billstevejim, Saturday, 20 February 2016 08:26 (ten years ago)

"Little Girl In The Big Ten" is cool. I might check out the other 2 Jon Vitti episodes from that season and start from there. I feel like I've seen the one where Homer is prescribed weed and replaces Smithers or something.

billstevejim, Saturday, 20 February 2016 08:31 (ten years ago)

http://www.pudreteflanders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fishbulb-tattoos.jpg

soref, Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:08 (ten years ago)

"Strong arms of the ma" (season 15, the one where Marge becomes a bodybuilder) is an incredibly dark episode

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 20 February 2016 18:01 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

two noted TV critics wrote a book ranking the 100 greatest US shows, and...

http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/tv-the-book-simpsons-best-television-show.html

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

Simpsons is basically the Rolling Stones of TV shows at this point - strictly based on entire output, there's more garbage than gold (the gold is still gold of course)

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)

did you read the piece?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)

(bcz that is addressed)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)

I didn't read the whole thing but I did get to the paragraph where he defends the gems of latter years

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)

Simpsons is basically the Rolling Stones of TV shows at this point - strictly based on entire output, there's more garbage than gold (the gold is still gold of course)

https://frinkiac.com/gif/S14E02/749457/753628.gif?b64lines=

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

more garbage than gold in most TV, Simpsons deserves its spot at the top of the trash heap

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)

more garbage than gold in most TV

this is true of the medium in general, but truly great shows have a lower shit:gold ratio than the average imo.

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)

i never watch it anymore but it will still be so weird when the simpsons finally ends

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)

My favorite youtube simpsons archives of clips includes so many clean gems, including

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHA4zWlQHE

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

when the simpsons finally ends

this will never happen

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)

I mean maybe if the Fox network/broadcast TV ceases to exist but otherwise nah

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)

They'll never stop the Simpsons
Have no fears, we've got stories for years
Like centuries
Unending millennia of subpar Simpsons
Consuming our own waste and regurgitating it for you, again and again

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

SOMEONE'S got to program the propaganda simulacra (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

3-12 as peak period is an unusual choice. I'm a 2-8 puritan (perhaps because most of these seasons were in reruns throughout high school for me).

ryan, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)

yeah the show was actively garbage by Season 12. 2-9 sounds about right to me.

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

I've watched maybe one episode every like 2-3 years on average since it went downhill. It's like going to visit your mom except now it's just your mom's exquisitely-preserved corpse propped up in her favorite chair. It looks the same but whatever made it special and unique and loveable is long gone.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)

yeah same here, there seems to be a lot of puffed up edginess that I'd typically associate with something like Family Guy. still some good jokes and a lot of rapid-fire things that made me smile but yeah, nothing like it used to be maaaan

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

when the simpsons finally ends

this will never happen

― Οὖτις, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:01 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno, feel like I can't see them continuing if they lose main cast members. harry shearer is in his 70s for example

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)

We've watched a lot of Season 13. It's great. The accepted wisdom is wrong. Season 14 is where it falls off a bit

imago, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)

Either 11 or 12 is shit though (I forget which) so people can be forgiven for thinking it all went wrong earlier, but 13 is an all-time season

imago, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)

9-12 are the Mike Scully years, and that's where the truly despised episodes are.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

i am part of the problem, i do keep watching (the first ten minutes) of each new episode

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

i think a lot of even classic-era episodes haven't aged well, there are lot of references contemporary to 90s pop culture that don't hold up. i would be curious to see how the legacy of the show holds for those without the proper context to appreciate it, now that a majority of the shows output is now bad (also younger people now are being saturated in animated not-strictly-for-kids programming which the simpsons pioneered)

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

Seasons 8-10 are my all-time favourites

tangenttangent, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)

season 13 is very underrated. that's like the decadent period of the Simpsons where the show sort-of eats itself. there's a lot of funny stuff if you followed it all the way up to that point.

larry appleton, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:02 (nine years ago)

xxp it's strange because I thought this would completely destroy the idea of rewatching The Critic because it's full of 90's references but somehow that show held up for me.

Looking at Wikipedia and yeah Season 9 is definitely where things started to slip but I still like a lot of those episodes. Can definitely see why majorly altering several characters' storylines would irritate some people but it was like...75% as funny as the good stuff and that's good enough for me

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)

i think the clear demarcation is the itchy, scratchy, and poochie show, basically a meta commentary on the decline that was to come (also one of my favorite episodes). coupling that with frank grimes concluding that season, i dunno, 8 or 9 has to be the end of 'classic' era. i should revisit 13 though. i seem to remember being a kid and watching the one where they went to africa though and it was the first time i actively thought it sucked, not sure what season that was

global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:06 (nine years ago)

for me it was killing Maude Flanders and then there was a kinda sucky episode where Bart takes care of a wounded bird or something, that was where I was like "hmm this is probably over"

(that said I haven't seen any of 13 yet besides the Angry Dad episode so I may watch those)

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

xp I liked the Africa episode, it was so deliriously stupid. Some good sight gags, too, like when Homer throws the suitcase into a spiderweb and a spider immediately crawls down and spits acid on it. "Eh, it was bound to happen."

larry appleton, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

yeah, when mike scully became show runner in season 9, the decline began. the roller-coaster after that was something I stepped away from after a season 11 or so

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

i have a theory that they still hire dudes straight from harvard and guys from harvard were actually cool and funny 20 years ago but suck shit nowadays.

kurt schwitterz, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)

i dunno, feel like I can't see them continuing if they lose main cast members. harry shearer is in his 70s for example

everybody is replaceable in animation. everybody. if they haven't stopped watching already, they aren't going to stop watching because the original voices leave.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)

i'd side with the essence of the characters truly will get lost once dan/hank/harry leave, as they are the bulk of core, peripheral, and one-off characters. picking out which one-offs are Dan remains something i get distracted by while watching the show

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)

that doesn't mean the show will stop!

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)

there was a kinda sucky episode where Bart takes care of a wounded bird or something, that was where I was like "hmm this is probably over"

Perhaps not coincidentally the last episode Phil Hartman taped.

a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)

rip newsradio

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

but you're right, after 20+ years of milking a zombified show for every penny it's worth, surely Fox has a deep well of respect for the essence of the show, which will drive them to "do the right thing" and retire their cash cow, foregoing future revenues for the sake of aesthetic principles, yup that is a thing that totally sounds likely.

xxp

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)

I think viewers will care if main character voices change

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

altho voice actors are p talented and maybe someone will come in who can do homer perfectly or whatevs

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

I'm sure Billy West is available

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

this was the first ep where i recall saying, "Well, that wasn't funny."

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/D'oh-in'_in_the_Wind

(outmusic by Yo La Tengo!)

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

Important line at the end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXC_j5QB6v8

kurt schwitterz, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)

kinda wanna see a poll of 'worst guest star' from the last 15 years but loads I wouldn't really know of or know about - Gervais, Cowell and Dunham seem like frontrunners tho

nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)

i think it will end when castellanetta or kavner goes, I think the whole cast jumps ship. The public won't put up with it!

I don't put it past Fox to try to reboot (and they absolutely will) but I think the simpsons proper dies when Homer, Marge, Lisa or Bart die.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:31 (nine years ago)

man that archive of clips is going to kill my productivity for the next month

Sharkie, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)

the voice actors staying the same is rly the only reason why this show still seems even remotely like the same show that existed from 1990-1999 or so, in the same way that otherwise lame looney tunes specials from the 70s with mel blanc doing the voices still feel more "real" than any of the subsequent times they've tried to reboot the characters using soundalike actors

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)

they do still sound a bit different than they did in the 90's though

frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)

due to altering the speed to get it shoved into the slotted time? Old commentaries talk about "ten percenting", or whatever. Speeding up the final recording by 10% for time

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)

kinda wanna see a poll of 'worst guest star' from the last 15 years but loads I wouldn't really know of or know about - Gervais, Cowell and Dunham seem like frontrunners tho

― nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no Tony Blair no credibility

The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)

the last season was out of the top 100 in the nielsens for the first time

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:25 (nine years ago)

xp I liked the Africa episode, it was so deliriously stupid.

Man, I hate that episode. It was the moment where I realized "man, this show is starting to suck" and kinda stopped watching as much. And whenever I heard "The Simpsons are going to..." I'd just change the channel. Maybe (in light of all of the years of horror since) I should go back and rewatch it.

SOMEONE'S got to program the propaganda simulacra (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:07 (nine years ago)

"the simpsons are going to..." episodes all suck, except for the australia one and i guess the early one where bart goes to france.

that's the thing, any criticism you can make of specific things wrong with the later episodes (unbelievable plots, homer being too mean or too dumb, too many guest stars, gross humor) could apply to any number of the classic episodes, it's just that it WORKED in those episodes because they were funny. the show just eventually ran out of steam because that kind of quality just can't be sustained. if the show had ended in its glory days, it really would be the best show ever.

weird to realize: the last episodes of season 9 (the last "good" season for me even tho there's a lot of weak moments) aired in may 1998, the same month the last episode of seinfeld aired. imagine a universe where seinfeld somehow just kept going to the present day, bringing in new writers to try to keep it hip and up-to-date. that's how grotesque it is that the simpsons is still on the air.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

i think a lot of even classic-era episodes haven't aged well, there are lot of references contemporary to 90s pop culture that don't hold up. i would be curious to see how the legacy of the show holds for those without the proper context to appreciate it, now that a majority of the shows output is now bad (also younger people now are being saturated in animated not-strictly-for-kids programming which the simpsons pioneered)

― global tetrahedron, Monday, September 12, 2016 2:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I could see the better episodes ultimately winding up like Looney Tunes: younger generations won't get all of the references but the rest is good enough that they won't care.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)

coming from the UK, there were all kind of 1990s US pop culture phenomenons that I knew about solely from references on the Simpsons. It still feels weird to me that Matlock and MacGyver were real TV shows, I think I assumed that the Simpsons writers had invented them.

"the simpsons are going to..." episodes all suck, except for the australia one and i guess the early one where bart goes to france.

I will rep for the New York one, which feels like one of the last properly classic episodes, rather than just something with great moments. iirc the Simpsons go to Japan episode is a bit more hit-and-miss, but it does have the sequence where they all have seizures after watching Pokemon and also the "You liked Rashomon"/"That's not how I remember it" joke.

soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)

oh yeah, i forgot about the new york one. love the bit where bart visits the offices of mad magazine. i was thinking more of much later episodes like the one where they go to ireland.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:37 (nine years ago)

some odd details in the wiki page for the Simpsons go to Britain/Tony Blair episode

The plot of Homer hitting the Queen's carriage was recycled from a spec script that previous Simpsons showrunning team Al Jean and Mike Reiss had pitched to The Golden Girls. In that script, Dorothy Zbornak was injured after a collision with Mother Teresa's car.[3]

The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams (a fan of the show) was included in a draft of the script acting as a tour guide and showing some of his relatives around London. Williams had to reject the part due to other engagements.[13] The script also included a role for a musician; the staff had hoped to get David Bowie or Morrissey for the part but nothing came together.[13]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Regina_Monologues

soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:54 (nine years ago)

that's the thing, any criticism you can make of specific things wrong with the later episodes (unbelievable plots, homer being too mean or too dumb, too many guest stars, gross humor) could apply to any number of the classic episodes, it's just that it WORKED in those episodes because they were funny.

I sorta agree with this but it's tough to deny that all those things were incredibly ramped up after Season 9 or so

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)

imagine a universe where seinfeld somehow just kept going to the present day, bringing in new writers to try to keep it hip and up-to-date. that's how grotesque it is that the simpsons is still on the air.

otm. Seinfeld got out right on time, that last season was worrying, they still pulled it off imo but it relied far heavily than earlier seasons on going through the motions and overly broad cartoonish gags.

Simpsons just has too much of it and people hold that against it. but there is clearly a good 7-8 seasons worth of solid gold and nothing can take that away.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

xpost Yeah, I mean, Homer goes to space in season 5!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)

they do still sound a bit different than they did in the 90's though

― frogbs, Monday, September 12, 2016 5:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The change in Shearer's voice (from age) is the most noticeable. He can no longer do Dr. Hibbert's high-pitched giggle, and Flanders sounds oddly earnest with a deeper voice.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:29 (nine years ago)

I could see the better episodes ultimately winding up like Looney Tunes: younger generations won't get all of the references but the rest is good enough that they won't care.

― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, September 12, 2016 8:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, instead of wondering who Peter Lorre is, it'll be, "'Judge freaking Reinhold'?! Who or what is that?"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)

the "You liked Rashomon"/"That's not how I remember it" joke.

Among my favorite Simpsons lines ever.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:42 (nine years ago)

xp I'll also rep for Season 13. I checked it out earlier this year based on the recommendations in this thread. It's the season when Barney Gumble's hair is different and they don't explain why. I had to do some detective work and ask a couple Simpsons-nerd friends to fill me in on the whole story.

Barney gives up drinking mid-s12 in an episode that was either pitched or written by Dan Castellaneta and his wife (apparently written years prior) which leads to Barney's change of character design for nearly 2 years. Then he falls off the wagon again mid-s14 because they figured Barney was a funnier character that way.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)

I basically stopped watching around season 10 or 11 or so, but still own 2-8 on DVD, and will play them every once in a while. This show was huge for me in the 90s, part of a comedy triad that included SNL and Seinfeld (and if expanded outward would also include Spinal Tap, Curb, UK Office, Larry Sanders). Hard to overstate how much me and my pals loved it back then, but when it was done for me, it was done. Have maybe seen 5 new episodes in the last 15 years.

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

Yeah, season 13 has "The Frying Game," also the source of a fave line:

Oh, Homer, I feel like I'm talking to Bennett Cerf.
Yeah, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my talking.

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

The last ep I remember finding really funny was "The Seemingly Neverending Story," and that was season 17 (2006.)

Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)

6-8 have some okay episodes but peak is really 2-5 imo

marcos, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

Did those season specific polls continue past s9 or 10? I wouldn't mind checking out a season's worth of noteworthy standouts from s14 to the present, but I have no interest in wasting time on all 200+ episodes.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_characters

The righthand column of this list of recurring characters is revealing. There are hardly any new recurring characters introduced after 2000. The Poochie episode is pointed on that subject, of course, but it's weird that for 16 seasons it's been the same characters being churned around with hardly any fresh additions. That wouldn't be possible if it weren't an animated show, since aging actors would force some degree of change just to keep the age range representative. It's a weird bubble world they've created, like all they want is to keep it stable and well-preserved.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)

Something about Marge's line deliveries really became grating over the years, a kind of hamminess, like she's really pressing to render humourous lines that usually aren't very funny at all. I'm not sure if that's just because of the physical difficulty of Kavner producing that voice or what, but it's really unpleasant

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)

I may have mentioned it itt, but the episode I watched last season had a lot of scenes where one character or another was fucking around on their phone and halfway paying attention to what was going on around them. It was really depressing.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)

The righthand column of this list of recurring characters is revealing. There are hardly any new recurring characters introduced after 2000. The Poochie episode is pointed on that subject, of course, but it's weird that for 16 seasons it's been the same characters being churned around with hardly any fresh additions. That wouldn't be possible if it weren't an animated show, since aging actors would force some degree of change just to keep the age range representative. It's a weird bubble world they've created, like all they want is to keep it stable and well-preserved.

Yeah it's gotten increasingly weird the further away they got from the show's glory years, because on the other hand they can't help but try to modernize everything - like having an episode where Homer played in a grunge band in the 90's despite all the show's famous "flashback" episodes taking place in the 70's. They're kind of in uncharted territory here - someone mentioned Seinfeld lasting 25 seasons but such a thing would be so strange, the characters would be so much older now. It's like sitcoms with child characters where they have to fundamentality change as the kids get older (see: Malcolm in the Middle). The Simpsons both acknowledge and avoid this.

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_characters

The righthand column of this list of recurring characters is revealing. There are hardly any new recurring characters introduced after 2000. The Poochie episode is pointed on that subject, of course, but it's weird that for 16 seasons it's been the same characters being churned around with hardly any fresh additions. That wouldn't be possible if it weren't an animated show, since aging actors would force some degree of change just to keep the age range representative. It's a weird bubble world they've created, like all they want is to keep it stable and well-preserved.

― jmm, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's much easier to not be creative and just cheaply resonate by focusing on pop culture and jamming celebrity cameos over and over. They're just focused on hooking viewers with gimmicks they can advertise. Recurring characters, celebrities and happening pop culture references are too easy to fall back on.

Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)

xp I still think of the Simpsons being "set" in the 1990s, so it's always jarring to me when they reference twitter or youtube or something

soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

yeah there was one where Lisa met Steve Jobs or something and it was really weird

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

haha, yeah have the character's birthdays actually changed?

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)

they've also made the mistake of delving too deeply into the backstories of one-joke characters and basing whole episodes around them (Comic Book Guy, Cletus, etc.)

Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)

Adventure Time does the same thing and it feels like I'm the only one who DOESN'T like that (on that show).

Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

It's fine when there's some intention behind it or when it's sketched out in advance and only fully fleshed out much later, but certainly no one was looking forward to the extended biography of a character that was only created for the sake of a one-off dumb joke (sorry, Disco Stu, but you know it's true).

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)

Stu you know it's true
Ooh, ooh, ooh Disco Stu

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)

There's also something weird/wrong to me about the Simpsons having a bunch of electronic gadgets besides the TV - it makes them seem wealthier than they were, or something. I know smartphones are no longer an elite luxury item... maybe there was just something familiar and basic about the scene-dressing and world of a suburban nuclear family equipped with: (1) TV (2) treehouse (3) schoolbooks and toys (4) one kid's musical instrument (5) that's about it. Hardly "timeless" but certainly long-timey, going back to Leave It To Beaver, and it's not like you need anything more than that to tell a good or interesting story about a sitcom family.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

aside from quality issues I think this idea that the show is, for viewers who watched from the beginning, "set" in the 90s actually makes a lot of sense as to why it's such a jarring and unpleasant experience to see a random recent episode. despite the silliness of the classic era it did capture something that seems deeply familiar from my childhood, particularly with Bart and Lisa. the show was remarkably adept at capturing a lot of real sweetness and nostalgia and even that mainstay of "small town American life"--this in retrospect it seems to have a lot more in common with older sitcoms than the shows it influenced.

ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)

I somehow missed the post above by otm! leave it to beaver is a good example.

ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

I think one way they could have potentially ameliorated the drop-off in quality would have been for the characters to start aging in real time after, say, season 9 or 10, à la Doonesbury.

Homer's age has changed as the series developed; he was 36 in the early episodes,[10] 38 and 39 in season eight,[11] and 40 in the eighteenth season,[12] although even in those seasons his age is inconsistent.[1] During Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein's period as showrunners, they found that as they aged, Homer seemed to become older too, so they increased his age to 38.

I can't get my head around Homer as anything other than a boomer (maaaaybe borderline gen x-er). Homer being 36 would now mean that he was born in 1980, which I guess would make him a millenial?

soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)

yeah homer is a boomer through and through.

ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)

i refuse to believe that I am older than homer

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

In the classic rendition, they're late-ish boomers - 18 in 1973, so born in the mid-50s. I was born in 1981, so Lisa - an eight-year-old in 1989 - was my age. The idea that Homer and I are now contemporaries is very, very unsettling.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

Yeah, I can somehow deal with that in comics but not wrt The Simpsons. So I was like slightly older than Bart when the show started but now I'm older than Homer? GTFO.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)

Homer always seemed way older than 36 to me.

silverfish, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)

ok but am i older than george jetson? how about ren?

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)

In S10, Homer is established as 38.1 years old, but I don't know how "canonical" that is now:

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E02/101467.jpg?b64lines=IEJVVCBJJ00gQUxSRUFEWSAzOC4xLgogSSdWRSBXQVNURUQgSEFMRiBNWSBMSUZFLg==

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)

36 in the 80s is a different thing than 36 today, too.

Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)

Plus I mean Kearney has a kid.

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E06/570569.jpg?b64lines=SSBTTEVFUCBJTiBBIERSQVdFUi4=

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)

Speaking of Doonesbury, I was thinking that long-running comic strips are maybe the closest analog for the awkward temporality of The Simpsons. Peanuts went 50 years without aging its characters, but also referenced current events. Maybe it's a general pitfall of both comic strips and animated TV that time doesn't enter naturally into them. The world and characters will only change if you make them change, and if you want to situate the story in the present, then you need to actively work to make it present. Which is probably hard to do in a way that doesn't feel forced or obvious.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

Yeah, it only kinda went south for "Peanuts" when Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams, Charlie Brown! aired on CBS.

Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)

i think the platonic ideal i'm measuring simpsons against is really calvin and hobbes, which both froze its characters in time (calvin's family still has a rotary phone) and quit while it was ahead

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)

Peanuts went 50 years without aging its characters, but also referenced current events.

Peanuts aged its characters, but at different paces - younger kids all eventually end up the same age as Charlie Brown & Lucy.

(Spike, also, was obviously used to make explicit commentary on aging.)

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

Thread bump reminded me that it's time for my annual viewing of this holiday classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7jCGHdWnA

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

five months pass...

Is there a concrete explanation as to why The Simpsons is so big in Australia? So many instagram and other online Simpsons/Simpsons meme things are Australian. If I recall, a lot of Simpsons fans from ILX are too. The big question is, does this all precede "Bart goes to Australia" — was that episode aimed at an already big fanbase there? — or is that episode responsible for this Australian Simpsons fascination?

ed.b, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:41 (nine years ago)

it was hyped to shit when it launched in '89/'90, and our tv landscape back then was utterly dismal (five free-to-air channels, no cable at all until three years later). the network which bought it rotated it heavily, and when cable tv did come along simpsons marathons were a feature iirc.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:50 (nine years ago)

Indeed. But that was the case in the US and UK too right?

I love the Rock Bottom FB group. Their ongoing "tobias vs Bunnings snags" memes are a cack.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:59 (nine years ago)

And no, that episode wouldve had nothing to do with us being into the show (heck I cant speak for everyone but I thought most aussies I knew hated it for being so bad)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:59 (nine years ago)

Indeed. But that was the case in the US and UK too right?

dishes were definitely a thing in the uk around then, but yeah, the landscape wasn't too different from ours (a britisher should confirm this obv)

(heck I cant speak for everyone but I thought most aussies I knew hated it for being so bad)

i've yet to meet anyone who didn't love that episode

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:04 (nine years ago)

I hated it and I still dont care for it much. It just has so many stupid mistakes in it. Groening himself said he knew zero about the place so he just made crap up. It shows. Call me a whinger but it felt vaguely disrespectful I dunno.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:21 (nine years ago)

maybe, i just thought they took a cartoon version of australia and had fun with it. i'm much more concerned with actual americans who think actual australia is a cartoon.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:23 (nine years ago)

I spose its no different to the Japan ep in that regard and I loved that.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:23 (nine years ago)

i never rly thought that the portrayal of australia in that episode was intended to be remotely serious, it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia (they all have boomerangs, drink a lot, kangaroos are everywhere, etc). i wonder if the french were offended by that early episode where bart goes to france.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:28 (nine years ago)

it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia

yep 100% this. the notion of a prime minister who sits in a blow-up doughnut and kicks people up the arse can only be a pisstake of a dumb stereotype.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:31 (nine years ago)

actually that bit didnt bug me! It was stuff like "but thats not where parliament house is arghgfd" cos im a nong.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:32 (nine years ago)

Did either of you sign this: https://www.change.org/p/change-the-australian-currency-name-to-dollarydoos

ed.b, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 13:53 (nine years ago)

never

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:03 (nine years ago)

I used to receive Yo La Tengo's fan newsletter in the '90s. They're huge Simpsons nerds, and after their first Australian tour (and prior to the Australia episode), they proclaimed with glee that Australia was by far the most Simpsons-aware place they'd ever been.

Also, I believe Australia had a Simpsons theme-park (or something along those lines) years before the US got one.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:13 (nine years ago)

can't believe Simpsons writers would indulge in lazy stereotypes unwittingly. Thank you, come again.

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:21 (nine years ago)

Indeed. But that was the case in the US and UK too right?

Until the BBC bought it later in the 90s, The Simpsons was only available on Sky iirc, the satellite channel owned by Murdoch. We never had satellite or cable, and it wasn't too widespread until later in the UK, I think.

Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

Like when Homerpalooza aired, I had to get a friend who had Sky to tape it for me,

Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:38 (nine years ago)

it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia (they all have boomerangs, drink a lot, kangaroos are everywhere, etc)

this is why it's funny. see also France episode etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

"I need more wine for my children"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)

imo it is lazy humor. ironic stereotyping has a v short self life if it works at all

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

In this particular case the shelf life is remarkably long though, as an Australian in the USA I still get people quoting this fucken episode to me endlessly

badg, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:22 (nine years ago)

tbh since I left Australia I have noticed that Aussies (including friends & family that I grew up with) get amusingly defensive/pedantic abt comedic portrayals of Australia

i never noticed while i was living there but it's def a thing

either not finding it funny at all and/or listing all the inaccuracies and mispronounced placenames

which is funny bcz we are collectively the least patriotic so idk maybe we just dont like getting picked on lol

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:22 (nine years ago)

What about the Simpsons episode that made fun of the US - you know, ALL OF THEM.

pplains, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:35 (nine years ago)

are u ok pplains

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:37 (nine years ago)

tbh since I left Australia I have noticed that Aussies (including friends & family that I grew up with) get amusingly defensive/pedantic abt comedic portrayals of Australia

australia's been schizing since fuckwits started running the place, maybe that has something to do with it

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:43 (nine years ago)

That episode where they went to London was pretty accurate.

nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)

(sorry bad choice of words - i mean freaking out like a cat when you put a cucumber next to its feet) xp

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)

maybe so

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:46 (nine years ago)

(Thanks, Noodle Vague.)

Tomorrow Begat Tomorrow (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:53 (nine years ago)

Also, I believe Australia had a Simpsons theme-park (or something along those lines) years before the US got one.

as beliefs go, I guess this beats "beardy sky dude wants me to kill pregnant ladies" but it's pretty thin imo

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:17 (nine years ago)

Yeah I wish we had! (Is it possible one of the QLD theme parks had a Simspsons ride or house or something?)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 01:43 (nine years ago)

okay I checked it out, turns out there were at least two painted pieces of wood and a slightly re-edited version of the Bart Calls Australia episode in the shortlived massive tax rort "Fox Studios Backlot Experience". For $80 entry and the 99-year giveaway of a huge piece of public land to a US citizen's business interest, you, too, could touch these:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/02/08/740208d27d630624eb379fe0113dd067.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/ea/b6/a4eab6ad929deb908f9d57c4982e5483.jpg

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:32 (nine years ago)

I scorekept for a pub quiz tonight, and one of the teams called themselves "500 Dollaradoos".

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:40 (nine years ago)

"Dollarydoos" that is.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:41 (nine years ago)

Australia has had two versions of Duff beer too - the first one in the mid 90s was taken off the shelves when Fox caught wind, the second (officially licensed) version was removed due to the links to a cartoon being too irresistible for kids, apparently.

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 15 June 2017 12:20 (nine years ago)

this is the dumbest joke in the whole episode but it still makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlWGPt5kPg

frogbs, Thursday, 15 June 2017 14:17 (nine years ago)

An ex of mine bought a six pack of that original 90s Duff! It got banhammered/pulled of the shelves just after that so he knew it'd be a collectors item.

Idiot ended up drinking one later anyway. He said it tasted like arse.

I've had oe of the later Duff release beers, I couldnt tell you if it was good or not, I hate beer.

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Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:41 (nine years ago)

i'm related to someone with an unopened can of the original duff, which doesn't use the simpsons duff logo and could basically be anything

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:45 (nine years ago)

Thats right, name aside it had no real relation to the simsons did it? I'd forgot that.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Australian_Duff_beer_can.jpg/170px-Australian_Duff_beer_can.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:49 (nine years ago)

that's the one, pissweak as cash-ins go

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:58 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

This happened.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

It's been done.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/the-simpsons-planet-of-the-apes-musical-oral-history-zauis.html

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

even as someone who's listened to all the dvd commentaries i'd pay good money to read that kind of oral history for every episode from season 1 to season 8 (and maybe beyond, just to see what they were thinking)

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

otm

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:40 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.facebook.com/thecontentzone/videos/768405663358314/

can't stop watching this, my god

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

the ascension of steamed hams memes seems like one of the few good things in 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Seasons 1-8: Classic
Season 9 onwards: Dud

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

quite a take

billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)

odd seasons bad, even seasons good up to season 25, then all good

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)

Classic Apu
Dud Lisa

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

im watching Lemon of Troy. if this isn't the POO episode it is certainly in the top 5.

"Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBg99mH8pyA

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

"Now Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech."

https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E24/685984.jpg

Every line in this episode, I swear:

"Run, boy! He's got the taste for meat now!"

"Eat my shorts!" "Yes, eat ALL our shirts!"

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)

"I say 'radical'! That's my thing that I say!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:13 (seven years ago)

Apropos of this thread bump, I have heard three different people in the last week use the construction, "Say I says to _____, I says . . ."

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

i love how the first half is all kids and their stupid petty tribalism and the halfway through the adults all pile into the van and it's basically the same dynamics.

Homer: "Come on everybody, let's into Shelbyville and get those kids back ourselves! I've got an RV we can use -- Flanders's!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:18 (seven years ago)

"Missing children?"
"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem."
"Maybe that why we beat 'em at football nearly half the time, huh?"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

oh god when Milhouse is imagining that his camouflage will turn him into the Cheshire Cat

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

rocky v + rocky ii = ... rocky vii, adrian's revenge!

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

agreed that this is probably the best episode of the series, p much every line is gold

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)

"Hey everybody! An old man's talking!"

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)

i also love the shelbyville/springfield mythology- the line about marrying your cousins and jebidaiahs line about 'root marm' pops into my head often

global tetrahedron, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)

"Over here, my friends! Or is it...over here!"

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Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:28 (seven years ago)

https://youtu.be/UuQFI9TXiv8

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)

"You must be stupider than you look."
"Stupider like a FOX!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)

i love when they come upon the impound lot and inside the bad kids are running circles around the tree like it's a 60s motorcycle b-movie or something.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)

"Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

"The town of Springfield was born on that day, and to mark that sweet moment, our people planted this lemon tree (lemons being the sweetest fruit available at the time.)"

Yep, I always hold up "Lemon of Troy" as one of the best ever. Brent Forrester only wrote a few other episodes, wonder why he didn't get used more.

Get aboard the flappy bird, departing gate 19 (Dan Peterson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2VDVC4-nM

shaqiri tip (nashwan), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

Forrester also wrote "Homer vs. Patty and Selma," which contains one of my favorite scenes in the history of television:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvAZq9Dr1U

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)

YES.

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

"Here's Shelbyville Falls, Rolling Rock..."

https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E21/uYOQZxUnieaMtgSbX1ojlsSLPBA=.gif

jmm, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)

i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield. it's a silent visual gag that maybe suggests if they had shared w the neighbors in the first place the tree would be fully intact. other shows would make this into a grand King Solomon-style moral lesson but here it's just yet more satirical subtext.

also classic is the scene where Bart is making his pre battle "When we cross this line, we become men" speech as the girls in the background are just playing, deflating in a single shot the violent pride of tribal masculinity.

again, they didn't stop the show and have a character step forward and give a speech, this is just _there_. it's a part of the world.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)

i like the theme of reality vs. fantasy here. Milhouse thinking he can disappear into the trees and become invisible, yet he instead discovers someone, someone who alone shares his experience. Bart thinking he can propel himself upward jetpack-style with spraypaint cans: instead he just turns his feet green. the old men chronicling the heroic deeds of their offspring, violent young men who refuse to share and in the process destroy the very thing they claim to hold dear.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man!
Shelby: Why don't you make me!
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it!
Shelby: Well then I guess you're a garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Oh I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Takes one to know one!
[COLLECTIVE GASPS]

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)

i love how they set up Bart. Prof. Frink shows up at the start and asks if he wants to try the flying motorcycle he just invented. so you're expecting it to come back. the way later in the episode Bart is in trouble and says "I could use a flying motorcycle right now". finally Prof. Frink shows up with the flying motorcycle, only to say "You had your chance" and fly away and out of the episode.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)

yes otm the ritual of these childhood mindgames!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)

Bart's daydream of the future people being stunned by his ability to write his name in concrete and use a yo-yo

"What's normal to him, amazes us!"
"He will be our new god!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

"Bart! You've graffito-tagged public property!"

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

sorry if i keep going i will post the whole script

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)

Two rarely mentioned highlights, both in the RV: Homer draining the vehicle's power by cooking a turkey while they are trying to escape the impound lot, and "This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me I'll be in the shower."

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)

...and then the off-screen payoff to the shower line, when Bart makes Flanders stop, back up and illegally park: [tumble/cry of pain] "Oh great! Now I'm upside down!"

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)

"...they had banished the evil lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate, with a cool glass of turnip juice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7YZQEHHVE

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)

Bart's daydream of the future people being stunned by his ability to write his name in concrete and use a yo-yo

"What's normal to him, amazes us!"
"He will be our new god!"

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, July 6, 2018 4:31 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"He must have been much cooler than his sister Lisa, about whom we know relatively nothing!"

Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

a part of us all
a part of us all

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield.

It gets damaged as they sped out of Shelbyville.

https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E24/79fasnhn7iGDFpR54N8m7o7DK74=.gif

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)

lmao

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/n8wh2n0.gif

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)


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