― sundar subramanian, Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)
(* c. 2002 s. trife)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)
here in the UK it is diff. since i nevah had cable i have only watched a the first few and it's all brilliant, which me and sean agreed on.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 28 September 2002 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)
After a while it just became so obvious that the writer's weren't really interested in carrying on any more, as demonstrated by Troy McClure's "and we'll continue to carry on until the point that the show becomes unprofitable" dig.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:23 (twenty-three years ago)
― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 28 September 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― donna (donna), Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave k, Saturday, 28 September 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)
a total loss of innocence: homer's a fuckwad (no longer loveable), there's too many drug/alcohol/sex jokes, and everybody swears.
god bless reruns etc.
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:30 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)
nobody cared when roseanne went down the tubes b/c roseanne was only ever a sitcom.
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)
the simpsons generation
okay okay, it starts w/ a radiohead quote, and some of chris' writing is a bit lofty, but i think he makes some v. important points here that elevate the simpsons beyond the stuff of yr average sitcom
― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:04 (twenty-three years ago)
And I cared about Roseanne! I thought it was a terrific show for quite a while, and astoundingly terrible in the last two seasons.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 September 2002 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 28 September 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)
One of my fave moments. I loved the caricature of the two as well.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 September 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 29 September 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 29 September 2002 02:20 (twenty-three years ago)
― minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 29 September 2002 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― donna (donna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― david h (david h), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)
Futurama is great also, but there just aren't the kind of moments where you can simply think about and collapse into a bout of hysterics.
(like my girlfriend and I last night, when we recalled the episode where Jasper is auditioning for something and is singing "This is the theme, from A Summer Place, from A Summer Place, the theme, from A Summer Place...")
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 29 September 2002 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:28 (twenty-three years ago)
Statements like this boggle my mind. The writing on "Roseanne" may not have been as sharp in the "lookit-this-reference-ooh-we're-smart" vein that "The Simpsons" writers have always veered towards, but the characters and their relationships were WAY more human and affecting. Even when the show sucked, the characters and relationships stood out compared to other shows on television. (Compare it to "Home Improvement", for one horrifying example. Even "Friends" is deeper than that shit.)
"The Critic" was awe-inspiring. I don't watch "The Simpsons" the way I used to, but it's still funny to me. Not as funy as "South Park", but funnier than most shows.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)
I don't think by saying it was "only ever a sitcom" I undermined the value that it had as such, Dan. But I think you'd be hard-pressed to prove that Roseanne ever transcended that in any way shape or form. Whereas the Simpsons, well...
Best jingle ever = "Call Mr. Plow, that's my name / that name again is Mr. Plow!"
― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 29 September 2002 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)
*cuts to testcard*
The Critic was fantastic, yeah. Jay's dad was hilarious. The time when he thinks an owl in his garden is that neighbour bloke from Home Improvement nearly had me wetting myself. Hasn't been repeated for ages, sadly...
I like Family Guy, but it's very erratic in quality. The one where Death injures himself, leading to all living things becoming invincible, was really funny. But the episode straight after that one (I forget which one thanks to my terrible memory) was really weak. Also as someone else said it doesn't have the warmth of prime Simpsons.
What do people think of Space Ghost Coast To Coast? I love that - someone said of it that at times some episodes approach Dadaism. The one where everything is in black and white, Peter Fonda gets killed, the theme music is replaced by Rammstein and lots of strange subtitles keep appearing at the bottom of the screen was ace.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)
It's just one big car crash these days.
― Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― Graham (graham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 13:45 (twenty-three years ago)
Lisa says something about the Simpsons not being a part of Springfield's "cultural elite," and Homer walks in brushing his teeth and says "Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?"
Bart and Lisa have tracked down Krusty's estranged father the rabbi, and he shouts at them "I HAVE NO SON!" and slams the door.Bart: "Awwww man, we came all this way and it's the wrong guy!"Rabbi: (opening door a crack) "I didn't mean that literally!"
Milhouse's mom: "Well Marge, yesterday Milhouse told me my meatloaf 'sucked.' He must have gotten that word from your little boy, because they certainly DON'T USE THAT WORD ON TV."
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)
And there are loads of great Simpsons episodes - some of the v. best - after 'Who Shot Mr Burns'!
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)
― minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)
i second that!!!
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)
okay, i'll stop now.
― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)
― minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― minna (minna), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 29 September 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)
Bart: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon"
Aussie kid: "I see you've played knifey-spooney before."
Greatest Simpsons moment EVAH. Except possibly the canyon ambulance rescue gag.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 29 September 2002 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 29 September 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)
To be stupidly pedantic, it's "I nicked it".
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)
"TO THE BEEMOBILE!""You mean your Chevy?""...Yes."
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)
b-b-but "Pi is exactly three!" => that episode is klassik!!!
Around the five thousandth round of repeats The Simpsons ceased to be a television programme as we know it [plot, character development, all that jazz] and became part of the social landscape. It became so ubiquitous and self-aware it really has nowhere else to go than complete self-deconstruction.
― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ess Kay (esskay), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)
Oh. That reminds me. Those of you condemning New Simpsons for being pointless/no longer funny, what's your take on the similarly absurdist Family Guy?
― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)
I'd totally forgotten about Andy.
― sundar subramanian, Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 29 September 2002 23:27 (twenty-three years ago)
This is what S1m0ne would have told us if it wasn't so fucking sappy.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)
"It's not your fault, Homer, it's those lousy writers! They make me madder than a...yak in heat!"
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 30 September 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)
also a thomas pynchon reference. I am easy.
― Josh (Josh), Monday, 30 September 2002 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 30 September 2002 07:56 (twenty-three years ago)
The Shift article that mark p recommends is OTM, but misses the other effect of the richness of the material: it's not just that there are things that everyone remembers, but there are things in there just for you, and that you can hold to your heart ("Brevity is ... wit").
Simpsons = Pop Music.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 30 September 2002 12:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― robin (robin), Monday, 30 September 2002 18:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Michael Bourke, Monday, 30 September 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)
"you're adopted and I never liked you"
― chris (chris), Monday, 30 September 2002 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 30 September 2002 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 30 September 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)
i just saw a promo for the new season that previews an episode where MARGE GETS BREAST IMPLANTS
this is fucking BUSH LEAGUE and it should be STOPPED
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 21 October 2002 03:17 (twenty-three years ago)
i walked past the telly and there was a caterpillar that screamed like a monkey
i walked past again and marge was being sentenced to death
― minna (minna), Monday, 21 October 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)
Futurama is on Ch4 Wednesdays at 6:30pm. Classic.
― Android (Android Elvis), Monday, 21 October 2002 09:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 22 October 2002 00:20 (twenty-three years ago)
― fletrejet, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― blueski, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― big fun, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― FantasticME, Sunday, 24 November 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)
That said, I'm really sorry that Futurama's getting cancelled. Dr Zoidberg is funnier than half the Simpsons cast put together.
― Al Ewing, Sunday, 24 November 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 25 November 2002 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 25 November 2002 03:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 25 November 2002 04:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― FantasticMe, Monday, 25 November 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Al Ewing, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)
― FantasticMe, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)
As far as Homer-caused deaths go, do the Halloween episodes count? In the first part of XII (which I'm watching now for the first time) his dunderheadedness manages to kill Lenny, Carl, Moe and Bart.
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)
Monday, November 24, 2003 Posted: 9:37 AM EST (1437 GMT) (CNN) -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair lends his voice to "The Simpsons" in a new episode airing this week.
Fox has been running promotional ads for the episode, in which Homer takes Marge and the kids on a trip to London, at one point ramming a car through the gates of Buckingham Palace and upending the queen's horse-drawn carriage.
Over the years, hundreds of celebrities have visited Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie Simpson in their hometown of Springfield.
"The Simpsons," now in its 15th season, holds the title for "Most Celebrities Featured in an Animation series" in the Guinness Book of World Records. By the time its contract is concluded -- in spring 2005 -- the show will also claim the record for the longest-running sitcom ever, besting "The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet."
With his appearance this week, Blair joins such celebrity guest stars as Magic Johnson, David Hyde Pierce, Kelsey Grammer, Paul and his late first wife Linda McCartney, Meryl Streep, Aerosmith, Jack Lemmon, Mel Gibson and Britney Spears.
A spokesman in Blair's press office told CNN the prime minister taped the voiceover in April, at the height of the Iraq war.
He said Blair is a big fan of "The Simpsons" and likes to watch the show with his three teenage children.
In the episode, Blair meets the Simpsons at London's Heathrow Airport and invites them for tea at his official residence, No. 10 Downing Street.
After getting advice from Blair on where to visit in London, Homer causes chaos by tipping tea from his Union Jack cup over the carpet. He ends up locked in the Tower of London.
The episode is entitled "The Regina Monologues" -- a play on the Latin for queen and the theater production "The Vagina Monologues."
The show, which also features the voice of "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling, aired Sunday in the United States and will air in Britain in January.http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/22/blair.simpsons/index.html
― jadrenos (jadrenos), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)
What the fuck is The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet?
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 10:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)
Season 11 (Mike Scully ran) is when it sucks utter shit and represents how bad the series remains today (Al Jean's bloated solo running).
xpost
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)
Season 9 has some goodies though - The Last Temptation of Krusty, the one where Homer and Marge start having sex in public and a couple of others.
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF05
Announcer: And now, back to your Tuesday morning movie. [a boy who resembles James Dean in a leather jacket runs out of a modest house, gets on a motorcycle, and rides away]Mother: Oh, I don't know what's the matter with Jimmy. He won't do his homework, he only salutes the flag with one finger, and he comes home every night with other peoples' blood on his shirt.Father: He's a rebel, I tell you, a rebel without a cause -- just like that boy in that popular movie we saw. [Jimmy and his gang ride through a store, raising havoc]Homer: Yeah, that's the life for me, Marge. Cruising and hassling shopkeepers.Cop: [arresting Jimmy] When will you teens learn to be uncool like everyone else?Jimmy: Never, pops.Homer: That's right -- never!Jimmy: You can arrest me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. Nothing can defeat a motorcycle gang! [close up on Jimmy's face as he's put behind bars. A gang of bikers riding in a cloud of dust, and the words "The End," is superimposed on the screen]Homer: A gang -- that's the answer!Lisa: Answer to what?Homer: Hey, don't make me hassle you, Lisa.
Homer gets his gang together, the but the effect is less thanmenacing. Moe has a motorcycle from the 20s, which sparks andbreaks down. At least he's better off than Carl and Lenny, whodon't have motorcycles at all. Even so, Ned is interested injoining up, offering the use of his den (with bumper pool table) asthe gang lair. That's too good to turn down, so Ned's in.
After some beers and a game of pool, the club gets down to business.
Homer: The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order.Ned: I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a little less blasphemous. After all, [chuckles] we don't want to go to Hell.Lenny: How about the Devil's Pals?Ned: No.Moe: The Christ Punchers.Ned: The Christ ... I, I don't think you understand my objection.Homer: I'm the president the decision is mine. We're Hell's Satans! Besides, I already made our club jackets. [holds up a light blue windbreaker with "Hell's Satans" crudely written on it, then passes them out to the gang]The newly-christened gang rides around town. Homer is on his redHarley, while Moe has finally resurrected his old motorcycle. (Ormaybe not -- it still trails a cloud of black smoke.) Carl has ayellow scooter he rented from Hertz. Flanders is on a child'sbicycle. Lenny brings up the rear in a riding mower.
They pull up alongside Chief Wiggum, and taunt him by making oinkingnoises. Wiggum vows he will put them in juvenile detention someday. In retaliation, Homer quotes a line from the movie he saw Tuesday,but gets the name of his gang wrong. Embarrassed, he make a fewquick "oinks" then makes a hasty exit.
H: you'll never defeat the Cobras pig. W: hey I thought you guys were the Hell's SatansH: Uhhh, oink oink oink
The gang loiters around the Kwik-E-Mart (gambling for pennies), until Apu chases them away with his mighty broom (although the broom upsets Manjula)
M: You said no more broomsA: you knew I had a temper when you married me
Homer is pleasantly surprised to find his picture of Hell's Satansin "Outlaw Biker" magazine. Marge is also surprised, but by adifferent photo -- one of her in a nightgown, sound asleep. She'sbeen named "Cycle Slut of the Month," but that doesn't impress her.
Marge: You took a picture of me when I was asleep?Homer: If you'd been awake you would have said, "no." You can see the bind I was in.Marge: [reading from the magazine] Her turn-ons include thievery and liquor. Her turns-offs include underpants, pedestrians, and justice -- [disgusted] Ohhh.
Then the guest stars come in (ugh) and the writers use the 'but we're scum only because we don't know any better' joke for the remainder of the show...that is, until they fence with the motorcycles themselves...and I'm quickly reminded that this is season 11
My guess is this script was a holdover from season 10 that got finished and aired in 11
x-post yet again
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)
Meathook: Take off that jacket, man.Homer: Okay. [takes off his club jacket]Meathook: [pulls out a switchblade knife, then a switchblade fork] Now, eat it.Homer: [meekly] All right. [cut to some time later, as Homer finishes the jacket]Ramrod: Hey, hey! Chew with your mouth closed, please.Homer: [sucks down a sleeve] Done.Marge: Okay, Meathook, I think he learned his lesson. [maybe not, since Homer is putting on a sweater with "Hell's Satans" embroidered on it]Meathook: Aw, man, now you gotta eat that, too!Homer: Ohhh.Ramrod: You got anything else with our logo on it?Homer: Caps and Frisbees, sir.Meathook: You gotta eat them, too!Homer: ... and some pogs.
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)
gambling for penniesgrown men thinking they're invincible against going to juviemotorcycle gang with only 1 1/2 motorcyclesprinting up frisbess and pogs for your gang
Not Funny:Fencing with motorcyclesrunning "resume" jokeany other "we don't know better" jokejohn goodman's overall reading
― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.abcarcade.com/the-simpsons-maker.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)
and it's the same joke as the south park movie teaser
― a.b. (alanbanana), Sunday, 19 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)
― Affectian (Affectian), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)
But who doesn't want to eat at The Zesty Fork?
I do not understand why we need a film of this.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)
― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)
― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)
I think he was referring to the fact that the whole wrecking-ball sequence was done using cell-shaded 3d graphics (like Futurama).
― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)
I love the Simpsons, but in all honesty I could care less about the movie.
What I am looking forwards to is the new Futurama movie/short series, where Bender is abducted by the (robot?) mafia and used by them for evil deeds.
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)
it would've made more sense if they had come to their senses and cancelled the show, then made the movie.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)
― Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)
Sadly, my fantasy world rarely meets up with reality, which is why y'all aren't busy building a massive statue of me right now.
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 November 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)
last night fox BLEEPED OUT homer saying "masturbate"
and then i watch 2 minutes of the Cleveland Show and a 12 year old said "Dad, when do I get hair on my prick"
WTF?!
― unban dance squad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 28 September 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)
out-of-this-world moon waffles
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
Is it my imagination, or was tonight's episode closer to the series' peak (seasons 2-7) than any episode since...well, since seasons 2-7?
― Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
does anyone have any idea why the tracey ullman shorts have never been released on dvd? are there rights issues, or does matt groening just hate them that much?
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
You can find quite a few of them on youtube. Really nothing special, to be honest.
― EDB, Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
And some of them are on that 138th episode spectacular, bits of, anyway.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Saturday, 9 April 2011 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
based on the handful i've seen i'd rather sit through an entire disc of them than any season since 1998.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 08:08 (fifteen years ago)
Marge was having trouble to sleep. Late at night, she woke up. It was 4 AM. She was extremely uneasy, now. She knew she wouldn't be able to hold it for too long. She sat up, and glanced at Homer. He was absolutely silent.
She patted on his shoulder, quietly calling his name. He didn't answer. He didn't move. In fact, he wasn't even breathing. She pushed him, turning upside down, only to see that his body was completely slashed and cut.
She belted out a scream, and jumped from the bed, looking at that scene, in absolute terror. Without thinking, she left the room, supporting herself at the wall and breathing heavily, almost crying. She looked at the door to Bart's room, and walked in. Bart was lying away from him, and Marge knew that he could be dead, too. And he was. As she turned him to face her, she saw that his face was transformed into a red goo.
Marge ran out of the room, crying in despair... Lisa... She entered Lisa's room, sobbing violently. She saw Lisa, lying peacefully on her bed. Should I check her? She knew she was dead, but she was too curious. She slowly approached her, and looked at her. She was absolutely normal. Dead. There was nothing wrong with her. Marge cried, and that's when she was something at the corner of the room, something glittering - a pair of eyeballs.
All of a sudden, Marge felt all of her energies evaporating, as she realised there was nothing left for her, that she had nothing... nothing but fear. That night was only giving her more and more horrible surprises, and she felt completely helpless, unable to change the situation. And what was worse, it was all her fault. She left that happen, she caused it all. She stumbled across the corridor and stopped by Maggie's room. She slowly walked in, and looked at the crib... There was Maggie, completely motionless. She just didn't have the courage to go there. No, absolutely not. Marge ran outside the house, and looked around. She saw the Flanderses' house, and ran to their front door. She banged on the door, screaming for help.
There was no response. No matter how she tried, they just wouldn't respond.
In terror, she ran around the streets, looking for help. She saw a taxi cab parked on a corner, and rushed to it and cried for help to the driver. Only to find out he was dead.
Suddenly, Marge began to think that the entire situation was just pathetic, ridiculous. But that didn't help. Her family was what mattered, even if the entire town was, indeed, dead. And she knew who was the only one she could look for.
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
this show is getting pretty dark, god damn
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
Is it Flanderses' or Flanders' ? or Flanders's ?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
flandereses.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
stupid flanderses
― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
I think officially it's "stupid sexy Flanderses."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJ28qOEG1g
This is amazing. Stories about the monorail episode, Michael Jackson, Johnny Carson, Bob Hope, etc.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
Matt Groening's first season idea on how to end the show is pretty awesome
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
It's the Bart would find out that Homer is actually Krusty the Clown and that Marge would take off her blue hair helmet to reveal that she's really a giant rabbit.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 April 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
I watched through a bunch of the Treehouse of Horrors the other night, which were often the highlights of the seasons. Eventually i got to an episode where Bart and Lisa end up on the Regis & Kathy Lee Show, and then in the next skit everyone ends up on the Jerry Springer Show. Both segments were not very funny, and sort of nailed this bizarre cartoon down in the real world. I think if JSS had been featured on an earlier show it would have been a quick cutaway gag that satirized dumb TV, rather than something that was entirely willing to sell itself out to the lowest common denominator.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 5 May 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ChxAWhv.jpg
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
sad news! poor matt.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:25 (thirteen years ago)
i just rewatched seasons 9, 10, and 11. 9 and 10 are actually both much much better than i remembered, with a couple of all-time classics in each. homer buying a gun, homer adopting a lobster, homer and lisa bonding at the museum -- all terrific stuff.
but 11 is borderline unwatchable, just episode after episode with lame jokes, aimless stories, and stupid pop-culture references that somehow seem way more dated and embarrassing than anything in the early seasons. the one where maude flanders dies, which i'd somehow missed seeing until now, is almost appallingly callous and stupid. hard to believe it's the same show that made a genuine tear-jerker out of homer eating the poisoned blowfish.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
You might agree with this guy: http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
I also agree with that guy, mostly.
I wasn't sure if there was a thread for this already but Simpsons marathon starts today :D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
Hooray!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscpik1bvY1qg0rnuo1_1280.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)
except I can't watch anything til my lunch hour
:(
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
this marathon is, um, on what?
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
FXX
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
as in the second FX channel, called FXX
ok, i figured this was irrelevant to me
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)
watching season two... really starting to feel like a 25-year old artifact
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 August 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6228944/the-simpsons-every-music-guest-chronological-order
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 22 August 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)
who else is mainlining this?
― Mordy, Friday, 22 August 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)
Our cable system doesn't carry FXX; otherwise, I'd be saying, "Just hook it to my veins!"http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb153/idrow/02192004193413.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)
mr veg had it on ready for me when I walked in the door (he'd been texting his fave screengrabs throughout the day)
loving this so much
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)
http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/110.jpeg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)
a lot of really good ones are late tmmrw nite so i set to dvr
― Mordy, Friday, 22 August 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)
but maybe i'll end up staying up watching them lol
Jon Vitti has been livetweeting this
Penny Wise @jon_vitti · 12hThe note is supposed to say “You are Lisa Simpson!” With an exclamation point. I didn’t catch it at animatic. It haunts me to this day.
― Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
Penny Wise @jon_vitti · 24hI spent about ten seconds thinking about who Lenny and Carl should be. If you’d told me they’d be on TV for 25 years I would have been ill.
― Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
these are stretched to 16:9, right? even on the SD version of the channel that seemed like what was going on, unless i am dumb and have some stupid setting on. why would you do that.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
i mean i hope they're stretched.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)
sadly, yes
― Number None, Friday, 22 August 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)
I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 22 August 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
i get/share people's desire to fill their telescreens but i was surprised they also did it to the sd versions. anyway i happened to turn it on last night just as "lisa's substitute" was starting so obviously i am blessed enough not to complain.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)
(re: which, lol @ that john vitti tweet)
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
jon
those vitti tweets are a delight, love it
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 August 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)
Isn't every Simpsons ep on DVD or something? What's the big deal?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
Lol
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)
What is this thing you guys are talking about, are they broadcasting every episode in order or sth
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)
FXX is running a marathon.
The extra X is for BYOXX. (What's that extra X for?) That's a typo.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I was just curious as to the nature of this marathon. cause over here back in the day it was a "Simpsons marathon" like every day on the cable channels. But I guess in order is more of a "thing" in an Alan Partridge bank holiday/~binge watching~ sensev
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)
It's probably more exciting to see a network playing actual good Simpsons episodes in bulk for once. AKA single digit seasons.
― Evan, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
What I don't get here is the marathon-specific excitement. I mean, Simpsons is awesome, that's cool. But as the marathon is virtually unwatchable as a marathon - what, 8 1/2 days, with no commercials? - all this does is scatter your fave episodes across a ridiculously wide time span. Basically, for a while we have a Simpsons channel, or at least those with FXX have that. And that's cool, too. But there are going to be some choice eps at 2am, and some dross at prime time. And at some point it's going to be all crap, all the time (relatively speaking).
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)
That's all true, to an extent, but once you hit season 3 eps, it's all killer/no filler for a solid five seasons. I don't think anyone's all-time faves happen before season 2 or after season 9.
That said, yeah, most of us probably already have those seasons on DVD anyway.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
Watched a batch of s4 last night. Solid gold.
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
it's just fun to have a lot of simpsons episodes on tv, let's not get too bunged up about it
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ZasDTtg1U
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)
I don't think anyone's mad
In fact I'll go out on a limb & say that ppl on this website of nerds are broadly in favour of Simpsons episodes from when it was consistently brilliant
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
You know a Simpsons bit that I'd forgotten about & suddenly remembered yesterday & it made me lol
"Works on contingency? No, money down!"
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
It would be super cool if the marathon mixed in some stuff you can't get elsewhere. But along with the aspect ratio tomfoolery, they're also, I think after the first couple of seasons, running the shortened syndicated versions of each ep. So in both cases, you're actually getting *less* Simpsons.
How many households have FXX? Is that a basic cable thing? Do people generally have both FX and FXX?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)
...
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)
i have FX and a bazillion other channels but not FXX. the whole FXX thing seems kinda stupid tbh, like FX moved It's Always Sunny and some other older comedies to FXX but then just debuted some new comedies on FX.
― birdman junior dad (some dude), Saturday, 23 August 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)
If the quality of The Simpsons in general is anything to go by, FXX’s ratings will continue to get better and better for a few days, until the marathon reaches season 10 or so. At that point, audience numbers will gradually decline, and FXX executives will start to reminisce about how much better The Simpsons used to be. “Remember season four?” they’ll ask. “The Monorail song, dental plan, Whacking Day. Those episodes were great, ratings-wise.”
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)
also a good opportunity for those of us w/out complete DVD seasons to DVR the eps we maybe want to keep around for the future
― Mordy, Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
I always forget it's possible to do shit like that. What a time to be alive
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)
Time to be alive was the summer of '12 when I found the first three seasons at a garage sale for $1 each
(hadda pay full store price for the next five seasons - "series" for Britishes - at the store after those first three whetted my appetite)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)
What season are they up to on fxx now
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 24 August 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)
let me know when homerpalooza's on (tomorrow?)
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)
they were about a third of the way into s6 a couple of hours ago - i missed The Shinning :(
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)
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The season sets are around $10 each and have the correct aspect ratio, no commercials, and nice bonuses. I'd even take torrented copies over these FXX versions.
― alanbatman (abanana), Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)
Are they really playing them in the wrong aspect ratio?!
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)
Whiney's inner AV Club writer is unleashed
― 龜, Sunday, 24 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)
everything's bollixed up for widescreen TVs now, innit? we've regressed to when widescreen movies were panned and scanned for square box sets.
― i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Sunday, 24 August 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)
re aspect ratio.most tvs now have as an aspect ratio setting.if you have it set to auto, then the tv will stretch 4:3 programs to fill your screen. however, you can normally select other aspect ratios and view the broadcast in the correct ratio.
― mark e, Sunday, 24 August 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
if you have it set to auto, you are a savage
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
agree.
― mark e, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
I don't actually have FXX, but I have heard they are cropping the image, not stretching it.
― alanbatman (abanana), Sunday, 24 August 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
homerpalooza on right now fyi
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)
The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner!
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
The Bong-Rattling Bass of Mel Schacher!
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
:D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)
I think you meant, "The Competent Drum work of Don Brewer!" there Veg.
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
I thought it was foot work
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)
Go commit your hate crimes somewhere else, narc!
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
It's drumwork. Also: "Now when I listen to a really good song, I start nodding my head, like I'm saying 'yeeess' to every beat. Yes Yes Yes, this rocks! And then sometimes I switch it up like. No, No, No! Don't stop-a-rockin'!"
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
Homer Simpson, smiling politely
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)
I have been busted once in my life (by private security) and had to seriously restrain myself from saying the hate crime line
― a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Sunday, 24 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
“Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records, they stink!” – Homer Simpson
Poll pls
― le hague, Sunday, 24 August 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
My jaw dropped when I found out The Doodltown Pipers were real:
http://www.317x.com/albums/d/doodletownpipers/enlargement.jpg
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 August 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)
loool no way
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 August 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)
Roger Miller called them The Poodletown Diapers.
― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 25 August 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)
Wow lol
― Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Poodletown Diapers...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68av1Y91Dg
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 August 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)
and Holy Crap, there was a NEW Doodletown Pipers in the early '70s (song by Paul Williams)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUNBfw5ATE
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 August 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)
I only recently found out that the baseball players that Mr. Burns names in Homer at the Bat (Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown) actually existed. I thought they were just funny old timey names
― Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 08:59 (eleven years ago)
"A-hoy-hoy" ws actually used as a telephone greeting once upon a time, too
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 25 August 2014 09:03 (eleven years ago)
yeah, it was Graham Bell's preferred greeting but Edison's "hello" eventually won out
― Number None, Monday, 25 August 2014 09:23 (eleven years ago)
man I forgot Sharry Bobbins was s8, an awful harbinger of things to come
― Οὖτις, Monday, 25 August 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, sticks out badly in s8 which is mostly fine
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 25 August 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)
s8 has some great eps, but also one of the worst ever, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (Lisa goes to Bart's military school).
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 25 August 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
I got choked up watching "The Secret War..." the first time I saw it when I was in high school. I'm thinking it might've tugged at something re: my relationship with my own sister at the time. Even now, I still think it is a solid and emotionally satisfying episode.
Sharry Bobbins, however, blows.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
Maybe I should rewatch it, but the whole bit with Bart shouting "I believe in you!" felt desperate and tacked-on. There were far more poignant brother/sister moments in other episodes (Lisa On Ice, Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Bart Sells His Soul, the one where Bleeding Gums Murphy dies...).
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 25 August 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)
DO none of you own the DVDs?!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)
you can't tell me you wouldnt watch a marathon lady
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)
and who the hell owns 10 seasons worth, let alone 20
Sold the dvds a couple years ago
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)
I have 2-9 on DVD, but I'm still going to enjoy this nonstop Simpsons channel.
― DonkeyTeeth, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)
Veg: well you know I probably would, lol...but, when its full of ads, and (possibly) cut to syndication, I'm not sure I'd last long. Ive been watching S1-14 on my DVDs for years in what was often marathon-level amounts. Its part of the furniture to me now. Also, on TV here, up until recently the simpsons was on every night of the week, sometimes 2-3.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)
yeah yeah yeah
:)
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)
i've got the first 9 dvds, wouldn't give em up for the world. don't have cable but i'd actually be more interested in watching some of the later stuff i'll prob never get around to otherwise.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)
I've seen a few people suggesting that seasons 24 and 25 are a big improvement after years and years of shite, can anyone confirm? I think the most recent episode I've seen, which I downloaded out of perverse curiosity, was season 23's 'Them, Robot', and it was all kinds of awful.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Wait, was the Sherry Bobbins ep done by Critic writers?
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)
I recall lots of good jokes from Sherry Bobbins.
Like putting the words "Shut up Flanders, Okalee dokalee doo" to music. I dunno. I never disliked that one and I never thought it looked out of place within that season.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:36 (eleven years ago)
I liked Sherry Bobbins too. The Groundskeeper Willie scene has a few of my go-to quotables.
― Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 07:43 (eleven years ago)
yeah I've seen a couple of new eps I was suprised I liked. fuck if I can recall what they were now but they weren't terrible ?
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:02 (eleven years ago)
i have first 12 seasons! am very much physical media>streaming media, and don't have any pay TV options (Simpsons shows v sporadically on UK non-pay TV)
― you couldn't even wear a fedora if your lifes depended on it (stevie), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I own seasons 1-11 on DVD and I've ripped them all, so I can basically watch them whenever.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:12 (eleven years ago)
I've seen a few people suggesting that seasons 24 and 25 are a big improvement after years and years of shite, can anyone confirm?
I can, sort of...I've only seen a few over the last few years, but they were fairly solid, with wall-to-wall jokes and some genuinely clever moments, kinda made me think that keeping the show on into infinity wasn't such a bad idea. In fact there was one moment on a recent ep that made me laugh as hard as any of the classic stuff. That said they've done a LOT of garbage episodes in the last decade so maybe I just got lucky.
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)
Like putting the words "Shut up Flanders, Okalee dokalee doo" to music.
Probably my favorite gag of that episode, along with Itchy and Scratchy decapitating Tarantino.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)
Simpsons has been on so long it's impossible for me to tell if it's simply not funny anymore or if humor has shifted significantly over the past 25 years. Like, I wonder what 12-year olds make of current Simpsons? Or do fans of "Family Guy" think contemporary Simpsons is funny, too?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)
xp I think my favorite gag of that episode is "We can make a game out of it" "I got a better game, it's called 'whipping cupcakes.'"
http://i.imgur.com/cq3AtDO.gif
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)
this is probably just me, but id love to read a long, in-depth, and possibly theoretical account of the artistic decline of the Simpsons.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)
yeah one of the cringeworthy things about nu-Simpsons is that there's a lot of dumb Family Guy-style humor on it. though I admit I used to love Family Guy when I was 15 so maybe kids today dig it too. I was worried that the classic episodes weren't going to hold up but they're still amazing. I'm surprised at how little 90's-referencing there actually turned out to be (as opposed to say, The Critic, though damned if I don't still love that show too)
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:02 (eleven years ago)
xp i think the closest thing to that atm is http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
oh thanks!
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
from that link:
To be sure, Zombie Simpsons does bear a cosmetic resemblance to The Simpsons. After all, the two shows share a great deal of their casts, as well as a few writers, producers, directors and artists. Even the surface similarities are fading with time, though. The fluid and vibrant hand drawn animation has been replaced by militarily rigid computer templates. The exquisitely talented cast members can’t resist a quarter-century of wear and tear on their vocal chords, and many characters now sound only vaguely like they once did.Things have changed even more beneath the surface. The two have polar opposite senses of humor. The Simpsons trafficked in tightly plotted stories that were cynical, anti-authority social satires that often bordered on nihilism. They managed to get away with it thanks to a clever veneer of sweetness and slapstick. Zombie Simpsons reverses those priorities. It leans heavily on sweetness and slapstick, leaves plot threads all over the place, and only rarely musters even a fraction of the hilariously bleak cynicism that was a big part of what made The Simpsons what it was.
Things have changed even more beneath the surface. The two have polar opposite senses of humor. The Simpsons trafficked in tightly plotted stories that were cynical, anti-authority social satires that often bordered on nihilism. They managed to get away with it thanks to a clever veneer of sweetness and slapstick. Zombie Simpsons reverses those priorities. It leans heavily on sweetness and slapstick, leaves plot threads all over the place, and only rarely musters even a fraction of the hilariously bleak cynicism that was a big part of what made The Simpsons what it was.
this is a bit of a strange take, isn't it? i guess i've never taken the sweetness--or better, something like the quotidian bits of family life that peak through in the early eps--as a veneer but sort of essential to what made the show so great? it's never funnier when Bart and Lisa are acting like kid, like actual (maybe a bit precocious) kids. caught a bit of the season 8 halloween special and Bart's gleeful taunting of Lisa (rubbing the balloon on his head, shocking her, then running away cackling) was such a wonderful little touch.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
my feeling has always been that the show lost its way when it turned away from exploring Springfield (camping, trips to the water park, snow days, slightly dysfunctional family life, etc) to trying more directly to reflect the "real" world it was commenting on. i haven't really worked that idea out though.
― ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
that essay is great and p spot on imo
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, that page is otm. Only thing I'd quibble with is the idea that "Marge Be Not Proud" was a harbinger of future crapulence.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
Agreed - they criticize Bart's actions in the episode as uncharacteristic and maudlin, but I think it's always been clear that, whatever his relationship with Homer, Bart has always cared VERY much what his mother thinks of him. (From the very first episode! What tattoo does he get? "Mother.")
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)
MOTH
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)
my equally sketchy idea is that the Simpsons as a family unit are best when yeah, they're a slightly dysfunctional family (with occasional bursts of absurd idiocy) contending with the cruel and chaotic world that is Springfield. The real problems arise when Homer becomes the chaotic centre of a chaotic world, so you're robbed of the necessary #dialectics and left with only a series of crazy things happening. And I agree that there's a real emotional core to the good stuff but it works because it's in that world where everyone's a bit stupid and everything's a bit messed up but in the end that can be alright. I think the emotional interruptions in the bad stuff don't work because the dynamics of the family and of Springfield don't justify any emotion.
ANYWAY I was surprised I hadn't heard about Moby's series of covers of the Mr Plow song until seeing Jon Vitti mention them on Twitter, I especially like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htlsBsUKf4U
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)
God, this episode where Moe sends a letter to Homer, Apu and Reverend Lovejoy saying he's leaving town with one of their wives... Uggghh. Especially the ending, where Moe says he did because they didn't appreciate their wives enough. Moe. Moe the bartender. The guy who threatened to shove a sausage down someone's throat and stick starving dogs up their butt.
― il balletto da bronx, yo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 31 August 2014 10:05 (eleven years ago)
― ryan, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 11:25 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this seems like another way of just saying "they ran out of ideas and started getting desperate". even the episodes that try to explicitly stick to springfield stories without 4 cameos (like the one mentioned in the post above) basically hold these characters upside-down and shake them until their spare lunch money falls out. the well's run dry. how many more moe-centric stories can you write?
a friend of mine, who is an avid fan and a sentimental, nostalgic thinker about tv, has always said his favorite episode of all time is "bart vs. thanksgiving". which is a poignant episode with a typical tearjerky season 2 ending, but the reason he loves it is because (even though bart runs away for a spell) it's all centered in the home, completely on the family functioning within the home, and there are all these quiet moments of the simpsons just sort of being their basic selves. (i always think of bart emptying the canned cranberry sauce.) those S2 episodes were all about pinning down the family's character tics and especially their vulnerabilities but this one does a lot of work you don't really see anywhere else. i think of the last decade of simpsons as being the complete opposite of that episode.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 August 2014 10:31 (eleven years ago)
Or do fans of "Family Guy" think contemporary Simpsons is funny, too?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 9:55 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes. Plenty of nu-Simpsons apologetics out there.
― Evan, Sunday, 31 August 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
a friend recommended that i watch the "That 90's Show" episode in s19 where Marge goes to college & Homer joins a grunge band called Sadgasm
i didnt like it, mostly bc it just wasnt that funny and it all seemed like echoes of other stuff
and the homer junkie/insulin joke was kind of awful
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
"That 90s Show" is one of the worst episodes of the entire series
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)
iirc
it felt like a bad parody
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)
2nded
― you couldn't even wear a fedora if your lifes depended on it (stevie), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
"That 90s Show" is one of the worst episodes of the entire any series
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)
the "That 90's Show" episode in s19
what could possibly go wrong
― kick yr eyeballs (wins), Sunday, 31 August 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)
regrets, ive had a few
i saw part of a late-season Treehouse of Horror where Homer becomes the grim reaper - that was p funny
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 August 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)
there's an episode from (i think) the same era where homer has a very realistic dream about killing grampa that struck me at the time as being prob the worst and unfunniest thing i'd ever seen on any sitcom, let alone my one-time favorite show ever.
sitcoms just aren't designed to last 25 years. it's impressive enough that there's even a decade (erring on the generous side) of good-to-great simpsons.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)
South Park still manages a few good-to-great episodes per season and they're on no. 18 this year, but they benefit from shorter episode orders and a much smaller/more consistent creative team.
― Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
Consistent in terms of actual personnel, I mean. The actual hit-to-miss ratio has been iffy for a long time, but I don't think it will ever have a "zombie" period as long as Trey and Matt are present.
― Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)
I didn't see the episode, but I know in one of the latter day THOH episodes there's a scene where Homer pushes Krusty into a woodchipper, resulting in this. Hilarious!
http://www.simpsonspark.com/framegrabs/kabf16/frame098.jpg
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Sunday, 31 August 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)
To be fair, that's no worse in the gross-out column than the inside-out dance sequence that ends one of the peak-era THOHs.
― Simon H., Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)
Wasn't there a THOH episode around the beginning of the shitty Simpsons era where Homer's head gets smashed in and they show his brain hanging out? I think that was the same season his thumb got chopped off (in the Linguo episode, which admittedly had a few funny bits).
― il balletto da bronx, yo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 31 August 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
there's an episode from (i think) the same era where homer has a very realistic dream about killing grampa
OMG I remember that one. He was suffocating him with a pillow. I had this spasm of horror thinking "wtf are they taking the piss out of euthanasia or something?" and then it was a dream, and ok, humans do think such things but ugh.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
But as to gross-out, cmon thats been there since the early days. The THOH where the mist turns them all inside out and THE DOG STARTS EATING BART.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)
Wait, simon just outlined that duhoy, sorry.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, August 31, 2014 3:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I think this was a Sopranos reference? iirc
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)
So, there WAS a punchline there, it was just a Family Guy "hey, a reference" "joke"
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)
http://cfs7.tistory.com/upload_control/download.blog?fhandle=YmxvZzYwNDBAZnM3LnRpc3RvcnkuY29tOi9hdHRhY2gvMy8zODYuSlBH
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)
spoilers geez
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 September 2014 06:42 (eleven years ago)
krusty through the woodchipper or grampa getting suffocated are kind of like if they had the horrendous inside out mist but then didn't tack on the inexplicable and hilarious song and dance number
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 1 September 2014 06:58 (eleven years ago)
lol crazy http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/03/business/media/the-simpsons-marathon-lifts-ratings-for-fledgling-fxx.html
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)
Just tried watching "The Old Man and the Lisa". Made it half-way through and realized there hadn't been a single joke. Season 8 is the cut-off point imo.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 05:10 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZ_gDOrzGk
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 07:35 (eleven years ago)
That's great.
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 08:44 (eleven years ago)
was gonna say, when they warped through to psychedelic wormhole-land, "looks like paul robertson"
― A Severus of Snapes (contenderizer), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 08:58 (eleven years ago)
S10 is on Channel 4 in the evenings when I get home, and it's pretty awful.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:15 (eleven years ago)
The Old Man and the Lisa justifies its existence with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utZvVVMIboI
― soref, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:22 (eleven years ago)
also 'Contemporize, man'
― soref, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:23 (eleven years ago)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/harry-shearer-leaving-simpsons-795539
Harry Shearer just peaced the fuck out.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 May 2015 06:53 (eleven years ago)
prob too much to hope for that the rest of the cast will quit in solidarity
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 06:59 (eleven years ago)
This show is never going to end is it
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:28 (eleven years ago)
http://images.rapgenius.com/dtk5wp4eyzg024e4d1mnlbdws.500x384x1.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:30 (eleven years ago)
This is probably more prophetic than we realized in terms of what the show is likely to become as it progresses ad infinitum and slowly sheds its key players:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78gYyTrG7Y
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)
I hardly ever watch new episodes of this show but I did catch that one and it was one of the freakiest things I've ever seen on a major network really
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)
Ditto. Can't remember shit about the ep, though, and I probably turned it off in disgust at the first commercial.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:29 (eleven years ago)
i basically always watch the episode up to the first commercial and then turn it off.hertzfeldt is a genius of course
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:33 (eleven years ago)
by the way, Shearer is 71 years old, I don't see why this is an issue at all. I'd wager that voiceover artists could probably do most of the voices better than the original actors at this point; maybe it's just me but I think a lot of the characters sound different now
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)
It's not just having the recognisable voice, it's performing the part, a sense of comic timing, etc. You can't just get a mimic or impressionist in.`
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:55 (eleven years ago)
maybe it's just me but I think a lot of the characters sound different now
I watched a new episode where Marge became some sort of genius sandwich maker. She sounds more like Patty or Selma now.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, May 14, 2015 11:55 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm. Timing/rhythm is everything, not to mention improvisation skills. Shearer and Azaria used to improvise a significant chunk of Skinner/Chalmers dialogue.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:08 (eleven years ago)
Shearer's a genius obviously and deserves to do whatever he wants - nonetheless I am surprised that anyone walks away from this kind of money, good for him
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 14, 2015 7:59 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hasn't the rumor always been that the rest of the cast hasn't been in solidarity with Harry Shearer for a long time? I thought I'd heard that he and Julie Kavner record their lines separately from everyone else (and each other) but maybe that's an old thing. He's certainly got a rep for not being particularly good vibesy
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)
xp good voice actors are like supernaturally good though, it would be more the case of getting a good voice actor who can obviously do a passable mr burns voice rather than getting someone who can happen to do a good mr burns. (i'm thinking here of one futurama dvd commentary where like five of them do perfect zoidbergs.)
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)
He's worth $65 million and has had the same job for 25 years, seriously who would blame the guy?
― dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)
xp not that i endorse the simpsons being dragged out for any longer than it already has been, obviously
Also, who cares what happens to the Simpsons?
Keep it on for another 25 years and have Billy West do all the voices, who gives a shit?
― dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)
reanimated corpses of former loved ones don't bum you out?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)
I think 15 years has been enough time to mourn "the Simpsons" as you once experienced it
― dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)
can't mourn something that isn't gone, is the problem
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)
Whiney otm. Simpsons have been dead for a long time
http://deadhomersociety.com/
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:33 (eleven years ago)
I live in hope that they'll someday do with the show what they do with the Treehouse of Horror comics and just hand the property over to a series of random creators and see what they do with it.
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:36 (eleven years ago)
Or just basically let the people who are doing the couch gags keep doing their thing for an entire episode.
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)
Shearer should've retired at 60 - pulling the plug on this show 11 years ago sounds about right
― nashwan, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:45 (eleven years ago)
Hasn't the rumor always been that the rest of the cast hasn't been in solidarity with Harry Shearer for a long time?
if the stories are true, pretty much everyone who's ever worked with him hates Harry Shearer
― Number None, Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)
I'm thinking maybe Fox loses the merch rights if they stop making new episodes. can't think of any other reason they are still being made.
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:57 (eleven years ago)
All the main actors took a 30% pay cut in 2011, wouldn't be surprised if Fox tried to get them to do that again.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:57 (eleven years ago)
Shearer played probably all my favorite characters. Lots of dopey authority figures:
Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Principal Skinner, Otto, Rainier Wolfcastle and others.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:03 (eleven years ago)
connnnnnnnnnstancy
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:03 (eleven years ago)
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Thursday, May 14, 2015 12:13 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't think this is the case, only because of the improvising Shearer and Azaria do. But Shearer's the only cast member to publicly call out the show's crapulence, and that might've rubbed some cast members the wrong way.
Supposedly, though, none of the cast are on speaking terms with Nancy Cartwright, due to her Scientology robo-call as Bart.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:06 (eleven years ago)
Do you have a link to those Shearer callouts?
― Evan, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.sfweekly.com/2001-04-25/culture/shearer-delight/
And while there are those among us who believe the show needs to be put out of its misery--the nonstop barrage of reruns now serves only to remind us of how sharp the decline has been in recent years--Shearer will say that he finds doing the show now as rewarding as he did a decade ago, but only on occasion."It depends on the script," he says, sounding at first like a man trying his best to be diplomatic. "There are writers' names that, when I see them on a script, I get very happy and look forward to the week, because I know there's gonna be a pretty sound script that is satirical but smart and not just sort of pointlessly parodic, if I may. And there are other writers' names that make my heart sink. It's sort of unavoidable this far along that that's going to be the way it is."Though he never comes out and says it--It's time to kill The Simpsons--Shearer does say there have been many times when he and the other cast members have had to castigate writers for being too careless with the characters. He mentions one episode in particular: "The Principal and the Pauper," which aired in September 1997. Writer Ken Keeler handed over a script in which Principal Skinner (voiced by Shearer) is revealed to be, in fact, a former "no-good street punk" named Armin Tamzarian--a little plot point that negates seven years' worth of back story. When Shearer saw the story, he was quite unhappy. And unable to do a damned thing about it."I said, "That's so wrong. You're taking something that an audience has built eight years or nine years of investment in and just tossed it in the trash can for no good reason, for a story we've done before with other characters. It's so arbitrary and gratuitous, and it's disrespectful to the audience,'" he recalls. "Then it was, "OK, action.'" He laughs. "Really."
"It depends on the script," he says, sounding at first like a man trying his best to be diplomatic. "There are writers' names that, when I see them on a script, I get very happy and look forward to the week, because I know there's gonna be a pretty sound script that is satirical but smart and not just sort of pointlessly parodic, if I may. And there are other writers' names that make my heart sink. It's sort of unavoidable this far along that that's going to be the way it is."
Though he never comes out and says it--It's time to kill The Simpsons--Shearer does say there have been many times when he and the other cast members have had to castigate writers for being too careless with the characters. He mentions one episode in particular: "The Principal and the Pauper," which aired in September 1997. Writer Ken Keeler handed over a script in which Principal Skinner (voiced by Shearer) is revealed to be, in fact, a former "no-good street punk" named Armin Tamzarian--a little plot point that negates seven years' worth of back story. When Shearer saw the story, he was quite unhappy. And unable to do a damned thing about it.
"I said, "That's so wrong. You're taking something that an audience has built eight years or nine years of investment in and just tossed it in the trash can for no good reason, for a story we've done before with other characters. It's so arbitrary and gratuitous, and it's disrespectful to the audience,'" he recalls. "Then it was, "OK, action.'" He laughs. "Really."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:25 (eleven years ago)
Shearer otm about that terrible episode
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:27 (eleven years ago)
Looking at the ratings, the show itself has become a loss leader, right? And has been so for at least a decade, right? First season averaged nearly 30 million viewers. Last year it was at about 5.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:30 (eleven years ago)
(million)
From 2004:
http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/other/interviews/shearer04.html
In an exclusive interview with Teletext Total Entertainment he says: "I rate the last three seasons as among the worst, so Season 4 looks very good to me now." He admits he rarely watches old episodes as they outshine the undeveloped recent offerings. He explains: "It makes me sad. They used to have whole scenes."
Given his discontent with its current state, where does Shearer think The Simpsons can go next? "Up," he jokes.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:31 (eleven years ago)
Unfortunately, that going up never happened.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:32 (eleven years ago)
In a progressively more balkanized television environment, 5 million viewers is still respectable. The question is are any of them awake.
― Aimless, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:32 (eleven years ago)
Or alive.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)
https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/votingrepublican.png
i was gonna say, networks would be very very happy to have a new show hit 5 million. i haven't watched a new simpsons episode since the turn of the millennium, but somebody's watching them. i'd be curious to know the demographics. are they mostly 12-year-olds? or 35-year-olds? or what?
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:42 (eleven years ago)
It's a constantly rotating audience of former fans wondering, "Hm, this is still on? Wonder if it's any g--TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!"
Next week, another completely different audience of 5 million tuning in out of curiosity, only to have their suspicions confirmed.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:51 (eleven years ago)
Hey, if I as an actual relation to the show was able to move on years ago, you should too.
― Madison Dumbbarfer (Leee), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)
John Ortved's Uncensored Unauthorized Simpsons History is a great oral history of the show, btw. Heavily recommend this to everybody.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Simpsons-Uncensored-Unauthorized-History/dp/0865479399
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:18 (eleven years ago)
The Armin Tamzarian episode is great, fuiud
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:21 (eleven years ago)
It's the midichlorians of the Simpsons.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:22 (eleven years ago)
I always liked the line "I poached some fish for your trip, Mr. Tamzarian.They're full of tiny bones."
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:29 (eleven years ago)
whenever something is advertised as "uncensored" i imagine they're interviewing andrew dice clay or something.
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:30 (eleven years ago)
Book is worth it just for the examination of everything Sam Simon brought to the show
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)
xpost Nah, just a lot of Al Jean talking explicitly about his penis.
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:34 (eleven years ago)
Good book, though, seriously.
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:35 (eleven years ago)
Speaking of Al Jean, from EW.com: http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/14/simpsons-harry-shearer-exit-al-jean
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:05 (eleven years ago)
How they can't do make a Dr. Hibbert soundboard, I dunno.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)
Forgive the syntax, I'm eatin'.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:07 (eleven years ago)
when this show finally does end i have to wonder how many ppl involved with it will admit it was total garbage for the last two decades. i mean matt groening seems like a smart guy, and you still see interviews with him from time to time where he insists the show is as good as ever.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)
It kind of seems weird to be airing contract disputes and stuff in public just kind of a shit thing to do, trying and shame him publicly by saying "The other cast members have signed on, why not him?" and hold it over his head. I guess this is the way things are done nowadays...?
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:23 (eleven years ago)
I feel like as long as there is Fox this show will be on, unfortunately
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)
"showrunner"
― dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:36 (eleven years ago)
I misread that URL and had a brief moment of elation. Besides the whole "it's been on for 20 years longer than it should've been", I remain convinced that Al Jean's tenure as showrunner for the bulk of those 20 years is the main reason the show sucks now.
― Roland McDoland (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:42 (eleven years ago)
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 14, 2015 3:18 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
One of the only times (possibly the only time) Groening made a public stink about the show was the Critic crossover/film festival episode (an episode better than the last 15 seasons combined). He hated the idea of the crossover so much that he insisted his name be removed from the credits.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:43 (eleven years ago)
lol, yeah, according to wikipedia he's still pissed about that episode and refused to participate in the dvd commentary. but apparently he wasn't similarly bothered by that fuckin' horrible family guy crossover they did last year.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:51 (eleven years ago)
Critic crossover was the first to really violate continuity in a gross
problem is it was still pretty funny
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)
gross WAY
and yet, here we are nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:56 (eleven years ago)
hahaha lol you are so fucking tendentious. The Simpsons has NEVER particularly cared about "continuity" as such (Google "Simpsons flexible reality," which they talk about constantly in the commentaries, especially as it relates to things like how much Homer makes at work/how poor the family is or isn't), and that episode violates "continuity" less than things like Marge vs. the Monorail, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Deep Space Homer and others, all of which aired before it.
Aside from the character being from a different television series, rather than just "a generic film critic character," what in that episode "violates continuity" in a way which hadn't been done before, and does so more than, say, Ernest Borgnine going on a scout camping trip with Homer and Ned, or Leonard Nimoy transporting away from Springfield?
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:41 (eleven years ago)
and that episode violates "continuity" less than things like Marge vs. the Monorail
iirc, in the commentaries, this episode is often brought up as the turning point in the series, the first time unaccountably bizarre things happened to the characters/town (e.g., the Escalator to Nowhere).
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)
yeah I really do not get Groening's hatred of the Critic episode unless he really just dislikes Jon Lovitz for some reason
― frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:42 (eleven years ago)
i like the critic episode and agree "violating continuity" is a misleading shorthand for what makes it different, but the episode IS a promotional crossover for a sitcom Groening had nothing to do with. The simpsons world may have already grown surreal and celebs were already incorporated into it, jay sherman isn't turned into a simpson - he shows up looking like Jay sherman. I think - as James L Brooks sure did - Groening could have been more magnanimous about letting the guys who made the simpsons what it is give their new show a boost, but i can also understand why groening begrudged it
― da croupier, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)
by the way you can rewatch all of The Critic on youtube and it's still really funny, even if nearly all the references are fairly dated. it definitely at times can resemble a good Simpsons episode.
― frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 13:55 (eleven years ago)
Yeah croupier gets at what i meant by vilating continuity = jay sherman retains his own unique look
― Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 14:42 (eleven years ago)
this is fun:
http://www.avclub.com/article/stagger-down-memory-lane-46-simpsons-greatest-visu-219451
― Darin, Friday, 15 May 2015 14:52 (eleven years ago)
should've includedhttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/b/b4/Monstromart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100826143509
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)
That oral history suggests that outside of the source material, Groening's steering of the show has very little to do with the golden years - that's like 90% Sam Simon and George Meyer.
Fox still makes the show because it still rates! It's a way safer bet than some new pilot - it's a genuine cash cow.
I saw this Harry Shearer live show about 10 years ago where he played music with his wife. It was called something like "This Ain't The Simpsons!" or something like that. He said at the top of the show that he wouldn't be doing any voices or playing and Spinal Tap tunes or anything like that. He then played bass and sang some gently satirical political songs and mellow easy-folk songs by his wife. It was super weird.
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)
"Fox still makes the show because it still rates! It's a way safer bet than some new pilot - it's a genuine cash cow."
Would anyone notice if they just aired reruns of season 12-to-whatever?
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:00 (eleven years ago)
probably. most nu-Simpsons episodes I've seen are packed with some fairly specific pop culture references
― frogbs, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:34 (eleven years ago)
fox built a functioning network around the simpsons; i think continuing content from the brand is valuable to them
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:35 (eleven years ago)
fxx if i'm not being clear
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 22:36 (eleven years ago)
I mean it's a 'big deal' that FXX has all 600 whatever episodes and did the marathon but I don't think it matters to anybody running or watching that channel whether there continue to be more episodes thrown on the pile, whoever is tuning in no doubt prefers the early days anyway.
― some dude, Friday, 15 May 2015 23:59 (eleven years ago)
christ Ribs that sounds awful.
― piscesx, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:02 (eleven years ago)
I guess he needed more time to devote to things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9HtoWea72A
― pplains, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:08 (eleven years ago)
he has a syndicated radio show and its so fucking bad
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)
all due respect to al jean's "shame about harry, as we've decided to take it out of cruise control in season 28" i'm bummed shearer's issue seems to be yet another contract squabble. would love for a cast member to just say "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee"
― da croupier, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:51 (eleven years ago)
Is that not the implication here
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 16 May 2015 01:49 (eleven years ago)
Did you read his tweets and/or the first sentence of my post?
― da croupier, Saturday, 16 May 2015 01:55 (eleven years ago)
If you are 70 years old and you decide to retire then god be with you and fuck anyone who wants you to keep working til your in the grave.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)
whoever is tuning in no doubt prefers the early days anyway.― some dude, Friday, May 15, 2015 11:59 PM
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 May 2015 05:08 (eleven years ago)
I read that as end of Whiney.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Saturday, 16 May 2015 13:14 (eleven years ago)
rip whitney, u were just getting good
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Saturday, 16 May 2015 16:08 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier, Friday, May 15, 2015 5:51 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Οὖτις, Friday, May 15, 2015 6:49 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I know that's what he's saying in public but it seems like with his other public comments/not enjoying the show in general that he's using the current contract renegotiations as a pretext to leave, that's all I was getting at. Like I think "i've been doing this for a quarter century and it's been mediocre for most of that, movin' on with life, byeee" is how he really feels but "CONTRACT DISPUTE" is what he has to say in public.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:50 (eleven years ago)
Also he is 71 and has had a full and awesome career even wo the Simpsons. Is he supposed to just keep working on a project he no longer believes in until he dies?
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:57 (eleven years ago)
capitalism says
YES
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:59 (eleven years ago)
actually capitalism says, whatever, don't need you anyway. JUST LIKE ALWAYS
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:03 (eleven years ago)
Just make a soundboard there must be a zillion clips of him speaking every syllable in every conceivable voice by now.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:18 (eleven years ago)
Or just put this on a loophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCUerhFPUo
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 21 May 2015 03:13 (eleven years ago)
yeah i was thinking a soundboard would probably be more convincing than any other actor picking up the job. even with the occasional [MR. BLACK]-style awkwardness.
― some dude, Thursday, 21 May 2015 03:25 (eleven years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg8g8mXUbD1qb5x09o1_500.png
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:21 (eleven years ago)
Was looking for The Lemon of Troy, keep coming upon Russian bootlegs with dubbing, LOL.
Also the Simpsons has been on so long, and in syndication so long, it is absurd that I have to sign up for a cable company in order to watch this stuff online. There is a Simpsons episode probably flying through my room at this very minute. Heck, there is probably a Simpsons episode tearing through the Martian atmosphere at this moment.
Just give it away, guys. You can still sell your Bart t-shirts.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:05 (eleven years ago)
You can get the DVD box sets up to about S15 dirt cheap, theyre only about $30 a season here and we pay insane prices for media.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:07 (eleven years ago)
That's cool, I'll just sit down and have a nice tall glass of turnip juice.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:12 (eleven years ago)
lol
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/11/Tumblr_mcu2n9is8I1qzycpbo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20121215223327
"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem...""Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time!"
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:18 (eleven years ago)
So many great gags in that episode. It's easily the best Milhouse episode, imagining camouflage turning him into a spooky Cheshire Cat-style supernatural stealth ninja, and then meeting his doppelganger, who is also known as Milhouse, the two of them reconciling with a pained embrace, declaring "So this is what it feels like when doves cry."
Is the motorcycles-circling-around-the-lemon-tree thing a specific reference? Mad Max or something?
Marge has some killer lines as well. "Homer, Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!" "Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!"
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:24 (eleven years ago)
tute on, son.... tute on.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:39 (eleven years ago)
LOL
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:42 (eleven years ago)
Shake harder, boy!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:53 (eleven years ago)
Is it my imagination or has FXX started showing post-2000 episodes only? Like I know they outnumber the early seasons 2-to-1 now but still, I never seem to see any 90s episodes.
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:59 (eleven years ago)
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/lemonoftroy5_thumb.png?w=512&h=384
Now Marge, you can’t blame all of Bart’s problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad it’s that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let’s not forget your little speech.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:08 (eleven years ago)
Laughing so hard just reading all the quotes. Best. Episode. Ever.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:34 (eleven years ago)
so this is what it feels like...when doves cryhttp://i.imgur.com/WD00g.png
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:40 (eleven years ago)
I've got a van we can use....Flanders's!
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:57 (eleven years ago)
I've never understood the Milhouse "when doves cry" thing.
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)
They thought they were both alone in a world that's so cold.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:07 (eleven years ago)
Lemon Tree is def some kind of apex for the show - every line/joke lands
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)
http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season6/lemon5.mp3
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:26 (eleven years ago)
http://simpsonsscreenshotshowcase.tumblr.com/post/28337082192/lemon-of-troy-season-6-episode-24http://www.themoviedistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/madmax2theroadwarrior02A.jpg
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:04 (eleven years ago)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7za1vM9Ik1rw41szo1_1280.png
― Number None, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:05 (eleven years ago)
The Nelson/Martin antics some of my favorite things ever.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)
https://simpsonsscreenshots.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/harktothetaleofnelson.png
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:14 (eleven years ago)
haha yeah I was looking for anigifs of that
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)
"Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day long a spicy scent is your reward."
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)
TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:14 (eleven years ago)
"Spring forth, burly protector, and save me!"
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 May 2015 02:58 (eleven years ago)
"homer! bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 28 May 2015 03:40 (eleven years ago)
i use "there's a-doin's a-transpirin'!" way too often in real life
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, November 25, 2013 4:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fwiw I say "spring forth, burly protector, and save me!" way too often irl
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, November 25, 2013 4:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)
I just (partly cos of this thread I guess) changed my FB pic to this:http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/2/2b/Gloria.png/revision/latest?cb=20120901085903
My other half is often gesticulating at me and hollering "heres your CROWN, your MAJESTY!" so it felt like a neat fit :D
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:03 (eleven years ago)
When I die I'm going to ask St. Peter to look up how many times I made simpsons ref without actively realizing it
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 May 2015 16:58 (eleven years ago)
"uh... is what that kid would say. To the bluffs!"
― jmm, Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:04 (eleven years ago)
Was this the most detailed Shelbyville episode? I feel like we don't know enough about Shelbyville.
Shelbyville was ranked 10th in "The 10 Best Dystopias" in the December 2005 issue of Wired magazine.
(http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Shelbyville)
― jmm, Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:06 (eleven years ago)
watching this now. pure gold.http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9i3ucVqLV1qc073co1_400.gif
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 29 May 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2frgGRti1qztjn5o1_500.png
Krabapple: The only books we have are ones that were banned by other schools.Skinner: Well, the kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:43 (eleven years ago)
Is he pretending to be Australian when he sez that?
― Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)
The Lemon Tree ep. is seriously a series highmark, I think it's even greater than Last Exit to Springfield (good ep., but a tad overrated).
― someone's attractive cousin (st. nico), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:01 (eleven years ago)
Did we ever do a ballot poll of classic Simpsons episodes? I remember the radio button polls for each season, but we need to determine through science the ILX Simpsons canon.
― Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:04 (eleven years ago)
looks like the button polls went up through s9 (a logical cutoff point imo)? weird that no one polled the winners from those 9, that would be the easy thing to do.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:22 (eleven years ago)
one of many cases in bad need of an intermediate step between ballot poll and single-vote radio buttons. would be down to vote for ten or so faves from all the top X finishers of each poll, or something. way too many fantastic classics buried at #2 that are better than whatever won for seasons 7-9.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:40 (eleven years ago)
I was hoping someone would run a ballot poll too, but we did end up with a button poll for the winners from the first ten seasons:
SO IT'S COME TO THIS: The Ultimate 'Simpsons' Episode from Seasons 1-10
― cwkiii, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)
I probably voted for Marge vs. the Monorail in that but I am pretty sure at this point that the correct answer is Lemon of Troy. :)
― cwkiii, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:10 (eleven years ago)
haha, i totally forgot about the 1-10 poll, oops. those threads were all great btw.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 03:23 (eleven years ago)
except for the part where Lemon of Troy didn't win
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/10/entertainment/homer-marge-split-simpsons-feat/
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 13:44 (eleven years ago)
and a flashback episode inspired by the film "Boyhood."
The joke being that they never get older?
― jmm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 13:50 (eleven years ago)
the accurate complaints about the show in 2002 are somehow sadder today
― nomar, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:11 (eleven years ago)
wow, that reads like a parody article.
"In the premiere, it's discovered after all the years Homer has narcolepsy, and it's an incredible strain on the marriage," Jean said. "Homer and Marge legally separate, and Homer falls in love with his pharmacist, who's voiced by Lena Dunham."
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:40 (eleven years ago)
all these event episodes seem to have no conception of why people watched and enjoyed the simpsons
― one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:41 (eleven years ago)
It's almost as if Al Jean has no fucking idea of what to do with The Simpsons. I feel like I'd need another 13 seasons of evidence before making that assertion, though.
― Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:46 (eleven years ago)
the wikipedia episode summaries for recent seasons all sound like parodies tbh
"The Wreck of the Relationship" Homer is tired of Bart not respecting him, so he attempts to parent Bart, by forcing him to eat broccoli. This goes nowhere, so Marge signs them up for the Relation Ship to solve their problems. Meanwhile, while Homer's away, Marge takes over his Fantasy Football league. On board the Relation Ship, Homer does not enjoy sea life while Bart excels at sailing and becomes mid shipman, much to Homer's dismay. Homer continues to disrespect his son's new ship role until he eventually eats a piece of broccoli.
― THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)
who's voiced by Lena Dunham
never really understood the point (publicity vs expense) of the guest voices not playing themselves - unless we're talking Patrick Stewart Stonecutter magnitude
― nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:48 (eleven years ago)
would the expense be that much? I'm guessing most of the guest stars are able to bash their part out pretty quickly
http://i.imgur.com/3MsN98C.jpg
― THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:52 (eleven years ago)
At the risk of offending Seinfeld with my shameless PC-ness, The Simpsons was forever tainted for me by the Family Guy crossover episode (I don't like Family Guy already, but I really didn't like this gag):
Bart & Stewie prank call Moe at Moe’s Tavern.Bart asks Moe if there’s a customer there with the last name Keybum, first name Lee. Moe turns and asks the bar for a ‘leaky bum’ and the customers laugh at him.Then Stewie says he wants to try a prank call, and when Moe answers Stewie says ‘Hello Moe? Your sister’s being raped.’
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)
There *may* be a way to do rape comedy - I'm still not convinced, not that I'm actively seeking the stuff out - but that right there is why I can't stand Family Guy, or recent Simpsons.
― Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:12 (eleven years ago)
Ha, I actually thought it was way better when the guest stars played guest characters, like guest stars on any other show. Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+. Pretty sure it wouldn't affect the financial logic either way - you still promote the episode as "featuring whoever," unless it's really key to the marketing that they get an image of your favorite celebrity, done in yellow computerized Groening style.
xpost yeah that sounds fucking awful
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:16 (eleven years ago)
Then Stewie says he wants to try a prank call, and when Moe answers Stewie says ‘Hello Moe? Your sister’s being raped.’
wait is this real? 0_0
― one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)
Weirdly there is a version of that same joke in the original Office (i.e. someone stopping a relatively innocuous process by dropping the horrific r-bomb, instantly making everyone very silent and uncomfortable) and it totally works with the character, who can *never* not say the worst possible thing. It's a legit character beat in that show. In Family Guy, it's the most juvenile type of provocation. If you, you know, have a sister who was raped, say, well hey, it's just a joke, lighten up.
x-post: Yep, real
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)
I just realized I defended Ricky Gervais in a condemnation of Seth MacFarlane
jesus christ, picturing that joke making it onto the simpsons really bums me out, even with the last 15 years of disappointment.
― intheblanks, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)
^^^^
― one of the top Liam Gallaghers on the live circuit (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:22 (eleven years ago)
That's what I mean. I'm willing to let a decade and a half of mostly shitty eps slide because of what came before. But a joke like that makes you half wish the whole godforsaken thing never even happened.
― Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:42 (eleven years ago)
Ha, I actually thought it was way better when the guest stars played guest characters, like guest stars on any other show. Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+.
otm. Was just thinking about how great Anne Bancroft's guest spot was ("The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!")
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (eleven years ago)
The local UHF channel showed the episode where Bart takes the rest home seniors out on a boat that sinks, and it was a laugh every 20 seconds. Why is it such a big deal that the last 15 seasons have sucked? Because over time, people are going to forget that those first 7-9 years were magic.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)
The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!
it's funny because it's true
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (eleven years ago)
Guest stars playing guest stars - Hoffman's a good example. There was even a recent one where Tim & Eric played other characters, but still looked like Tim & Eric.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (eleven years ago)
Given everything Homer has done, I love the idea that narcolepsy is this insurmountable marital deal-breaker.
― jmm, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (eleven years ago)
Though it will be surmounted by end of episode, I'm sure.
based on her poor work on adventure time, lena dunham is not a good voice actor
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)
i think this is my favorite simpsons moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBef_JGNjLc
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)
Dustin Hoffman as Lisa's Substitute was A+. Pretty sure it wouldn't affect the financial logic either way - you still promote the episode as "featuring whoever," unless it's really key to the marketing that they get an image of your favorite celebrity,
DH was credited under a pseudonym, though. (Of course, we all knew it was him.)
― Falconetti Pot (Leee), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)
― Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"The Wreck of the Relationship" Homer is tired of Bart not respecting him, so he attempts to parent Bart, by forcing him to eat broccoli. This goes nowhere, so Marge signs them up for the Relation Ship to solve their problems. Meanwhile, while Homer's away, Marge takes over his Fantasy Football league. On board the Relation Ship, Homer does not enjoy sea life while Bart excels at sailing and becomes mid shipman, much to Homer's dismay. Homer continues to disrespect his son's new ship role until he eventually eats a piece of broccoli.― THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This show is just a science experiment to see what happens when there are absolutely no good ideas left for a long period yet somehow it is allowed to keep existing.
Similar to an experiment where one leaves what starts as a perfectly delicious sandwich on a table for 20+ years to see what it becomes after that kind of time.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)
I like the guy on the Simpsons who when asked if he saw something says that he sees lots of things
― joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)
and people who defend the show are sound like
https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2014-04-30/04204ed0-d089-11e3-8736-61f3afcd6c2c_homer.gif
― da croupier, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:22 (eleven years ago)
https://joncantsleep.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/homer-simpson-sandwich.jpghttps://cdn.blog.bit9.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/homers.pnghttp://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/940108/size/tl-horizontal_main/the-most-iconic-delicious-sandwiches-ever-featured-in-tv-shows-and-movies
― nomar, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:20 (eleven years ago)
The show has been on so long you can apply "Simpsons did it!" to metaphors about the show sucking.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:31 (eleven years ago)
On the commentary tracks they say that whenever there's a big sandwich, it was a Conan O'Brien joke.
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:29 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/JeuZk.jpg
― nashwan, Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:46 (eleven years ago)
well that didn't last long
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)
not really surprising
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)
If the Onion A/V headline isn't "Excellent" I won't post for the rest of the day
― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)
welp, see ya tmrw: http://www.avclub.com/article/harry-shearer-returning-simpsons-221863
― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)
Guess Ted Cruz will have to find another job.
― Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, July 7, 2015 6:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i thought you'd be more surprised, considering
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 7:50 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― da croupier, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:38 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEIzuJZj03U
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)
didn't the Simpsons do a couch gag kinda like this last year?
― frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
http://www.fox.com/watch/532793923689/7684601088
Go to about 11:20 in. Homer gets dosed and a Spacemen 3 track plays.
Really.
― Purves Grundy (kingfish), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)
Yeah we covered this
P odd
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:20 (ten years ago)
The hell was with that episode overall!? It was a dream/no that bit was a dream/no the whole thing was marges dream actually/cut to WTF end bit with Lena Dunham.
Entire room full of us went "wtf" in unison when it ended.
Spacemen 3 bit was very sweet tho.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)
I loved it when they played Kate Bush - Pi
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)
Ugh, guys. This is a long-shot, but I'm hoping that there's someone who can help me out. I haven't watched The Simpsons in about 15 years. There's one line I'm trying to remember from somewhere in Seasons 1-10. Here's where it gets impossibly vague. Somebody is doing something incredibly dangerous and Marge becomes very alarmed and either thinks or says "_______ can kill!" or "________ can hurt people!"
No idea what it is. Am I making this up?
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)
Are you thinking of the whole 'Cannons are designed to hurt. They're designed to hurt!' thing from "Homerpalooza?"
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)
That's the one! Thank you!
― how's life, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:12 (ten years ago)
Oh, I guess I can finally catch up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEoPJBhdVOE
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 15:00 (ten years ago)
lol. surprisingly watchable in high-res, an indicator of just how much of the first n seasons i have memorized.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:09 (ten years ago)
Ah, how I've longed to be able to ignore the bottom half of a Youtube video!
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:15 (ten years ago)
haha yeah it would be wayyy better as just seasons 1-7.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:21 (ten years ago)
frank grimes is in the top third. fuck.
― remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 4 February 2016 04:29 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com
― schwantz, Thursday, 4 February 2016 05:59 (ten years ago)
http://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E24/1176157.jpg%3Flines%3D%0A+Cannons+are+designed+to%0A+hurt.
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 February 2016 06:18 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E24/1176157.jpg?lines=%0A+Cannons+are+designed+to%0A+hurt.
nice.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 February 2016 10:39 (ten years ago)
i wanted to find that scene where homer's in a sports practice net (golf? baseball?) and some ball machine is firing a million balls at him and he collapses and the ball machine keeps firing balls while he lies there comatose/twitching. i needed it to explain to my boss why my job hasn't been working. does anyone have any clue what that episode was from?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 4 February 2016 11:56 (ten years ago)
*what episode that scene was from
It's from "Bart the Mother" in season 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWjuH6qBXQ
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 February 2016 13:01 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E03/189772.jpg?lines=+WOW%2C+YOU+SURE+GET+A+LOT%0A+OF+BALLS+FOR+A+QUARTER.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 February 2016 13:04 (ten years ago)
oh thank you so very much
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)
outstanding
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:40 (ten years ago)
some of these are fucking intensehttp://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E02/1066331.jpg
― ulysses, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:15 (ten years ago)
there's a tumblr dedicated to awkward simpsons screencaps that's super awesome http://dogswithbeesintheirmouths.tumblr.com/
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:26 (ten years ago)
or less awkward than extremely specific, mostly highlighting the quality of the animation
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:27 (ten years ago)
http://41.media.tumblr.com/05acf1a08dc9a0baad1b979c03e0ef44/tumblr_mn1tgauXoV1rcryxgo1_500.png
very good tumblr, i am happy
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 February 2016 16:59 (ten years ago)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90z1aoOwU1rcryxgo1_540.png
― jmm, Friday, 5 February 2016 17:07 (ten years ago)
ahhahha. it's amazing how many of these, had "the simpsons" never been a show with its own coherent universe, would make really fantastic weirdo pop-art pieces. a clown sitting at a control panel, looking disgruntled, while two working joes look on. just beautifully odd. would buy a coffee table book of these in hi-res.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 February 2016 18:00 (ten years ago)
These would be pretty neat as paintings!
― Evan, Friday, 5 February 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)
I love these. I even made a craptastic macro in MS Paint when I should have been working.
http://i.imgur.com/BOef0zI.png
― larry appleton, Saturday, 6 February 2016 05:04 (ten years ago)
Don't ask me why - but I read that in the voice of Warner Herzog.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 6 February 2016 05:17 (ten years ago)
I think if an aphorism contains both the words "death" and "delusion" one is required to read it in the Herzog voice.
― nickn, Saturday, 6 February 2016 06:56 (ten years ago)
I watched a random "Top 10 best episodes" video from someone who seems like he's seen every episode. I think 5 of the episodes are 2000-2015 and I was wondering if any of them are actually worth checking out or if this guy is just crazy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYEetwfUf8s
― billstevejim, Saturday, 6 February 2016 23:06 (ten years ago)
The same guy put "My Sister My Sitter" in a separate "10 worst episodes" video leading me to believe his opinion might not be entirely trustworthy. Granted, it's a '97 episode, foreshadowing the show's decline, but it still has plenty of classic Simpsons jokes like "bad babysitting" and "yard king."
― billstevejim, Saturday, 6 February 2016 23:12 (ten years ago)
wow that is horrid. the episode where Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters looks really bad
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 February 2016 16:03 (ten years ago)
my worst 10:the season 1 episode where marge gets drunk and they visit marvin monroe the sherry bobbins episodethe kid rock episodegump roast, their laziest clip showhomer invents grungehomer gets raped by a panda4 from season 11 onwards I haven't seen or have forgotten
― remove butt (abanana), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:22 (ten years ago)
the sherry bobbins episode
*whips cupcake at u*
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:31 (ten years ago)
the sherry bobbins episodethe kid rock episodegump roast, their laziest clip showhomer invents grungehomer gets raped by a panda
abanana otm. These all suck.
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:38 (ten years ago)
idk i think there are a ton of great gags in the sherry bobbins episode. for instance when burns' heart starts beating again
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 02:53 (ten years ago)
I really should sit down and watch all of season 1 again, I have it marked down in my mind as this stretch of lame, finding-its-feet type shows replete with crap one-episode characters like Marvin Monroe and the Vietnam vet guy, but I rewatched a couple for the season polls a while back and remember being surprised how many classic bits were actually scattered in there. I think I was just soured on them having been, during my prime Simpsons viewership, seemingly the lion's share of what would get rerun.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 8 February 2016 03:31 (ten years ago)
I wasn't a big fan of season 1, but honestly I probably haven't watched it in 20 years, back when it would still show up in repeats.
But at least they actually had one-episode characters back then! And didn't feel compelled to turn every one-off gag character into a recurring part of the cast.
― intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 03:55 (ten years ago)
the princess kashmir episode from season one is top five all-time
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 8 February 2016 03:58 (ten years ago)
abanana otm, those are some of the worst. I'd add the one where bart becomes a jockey, and the one where maude dies
Re: Sherry Bobbins, any season 8 ep is going to have great jokes in it, but that is definitely one of those episodes where things start feeling broader and lazier, and you can see a glimpse of where things are headed.
― intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 04:05 (ten years ago)
Season 1 had the awesome marge and Jaques thing!
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 04:08 (ten years ago)
I'd add the one where bart becomes a jockey
Actually my least fave episode ever. Not because there weren't things to come in later seasons that were considerably worse, but because it was the very first time where I recognized that they were just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what (barely) sticks.
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Monday, 8 February 2016 04:11 (ten years ago)
michael jackson one will always be the worst to me. just the fact that i will always remember the lisa happy birthday song is reason enough to hate it.
― scott seward, Monday, 8 February 2016 04:25 (ten years ago)
Dr. C check out season 1. The early stuff still has plenty of sharp satire, which for me is the best part about the show.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:08 (ten years ago)
it's a pretty weird season, almost as if it's its own separate show. the start of season 2 feels atmospherically aligned with 1 (homer has hair, bart gets an f), but somehow seamlessly builds into "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge," the last episode from 1990 which I think chronologically was the first truly classic episode. most of season 2 and some of 3 feels slightly more heavy handed with less goofiness than what followed.
― billstevejim, Monday, 8 February 2016 05:36 (ten years ago)
season 1 sucksanything past season 9 sucks
the end
― lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:42 (ten years ago)
well if you said "the end" then it must be true.
― billstevejim, Monday, 8 February 2016 06:22 (ten years ago)
I too remember the Shary Bobbins episode being the first one where it clearly felt like the show was heading to crapness. First of all, because it's a whole episode parody of another piece of fiction, and those can easily become super lazy, unless you find an unique angle to it (like Simpsons did in that early "Lord of the Flies" parody), but in this episode they don't, so it just all the obvious jokes you get from "what if Mary Poppins was the Simpsons' nanny". And secondly, I think this was the first ep (no counting the Halloween ones) where they really broke the realistic mold the show always had. (Or did that leprechaun episode come earlier?) "Realistic" may sound like a weird word to describe The Simpsons, but I think one of its strengths was that despite all the weird and unusual stuff that happens, it was still grounded in real life, it didn't go for cartoon-style surrealism, and a lot of the humour come from that juxtaposition, that the characters feel more "real" than those in many live-action sitcoms, and because of that the absurd things that happen to them are more funny. But once the "realism" was broken and truly outlandish concepts started to become part of the show, it lost that edge.
― Tuomas, Monday, 8 February 2016 08:25 (ten years ago)
before the dvd sets came out i had assumed the sherry bobbins episode was from much later, maybe not a terrible episode but a chilling portent of things to come. i'm glad someone else hates the michael jackson one, scott, an opinion i don't hear many sharing - it has good moments (the pink shirt) but with the thick corniness it stands out like a sore thumb just as the show's hitting its stride.
i recently rewatched season 1 and i was surprised by how good it was too, it becomes a very different show quite quickly but there's already a lot that stands out there.
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 February 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)
The unauthorized oral history book kinda opened my eyes inasmuch as some of the creative people involved seem to think The Simpsons lost its footing after season 3, inasmuch as they saw the show as a heightened but still relatively grounded sitcom with real relationships and conflicts as opposed to the gagfest that it ultimately became. I'm still a bigger fan of the gagfest golden years but it is interesting to rewatch those earlier episodes knowing that they had a somewhat different show in mind.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:19 (ten years ago)
inasmuch, inasmuch. It's early, yet.
yeah season 1 definitely feels like a much different show, with episodes touching on infidelity and suicide, they're not exactly the funniest but I think they're more interesting than the later stuff
true that seasons 2-8 had some relatively dud episodes but I don't think there's been one that's bad all the way through, even the ones mentioned here have a handful of great scenes
― frogbs, Monday, 8 February 2016 13:44 (ten years ago)
And secondly, I think this was the first ep (no counting the Halloween ones) where they really broke the realistic mold the show always had.
Your honor, counsel would like to introduce as evidence "Deep Space Homer," from Season 5.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 13:46 (ten years ago)
I dunno, going to space is still something that happens in the real world, unlike flying magical nannies. I do agree that they shouldn't have made Homer an astronaut, though, that's a too far-fetched concept for a character like that.
― Tuomas, Monday, 8 February 2016 13:57 (ten years ago)
doesn't really matter if the episode's as funny as Deep Space Homer
― Number None, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:08 (ten years ago)
What Phil said. Also,http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-05-2014/Luvfx1.gif
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/img/S02E08/630948.jpg
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 8 February 2016 15:08 (ten years ago)
^^ one of my favorite moments of all time
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 15:30 (ten years ago)
been watching shows from this season on hulu and there is some funny stuff! i enjoyed the Boyhood episode a lot.
― scott seward, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:40 (ten years ago)
the last time i rewatched a bunch of simpsons i found myself feeling like the "poochie" episode, with its heavy-handed satire, unfunny meta jokes, and handful of annoyingly overquoted lines, felt like the beginning of the end even more than shari bobbins.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:52 (ten years ago)
season 1 is great. tbh i'd rather watch the tracey ullman shorts or the butterfinger commercials with bart than try to watch a simpsons from the last 10 years or so.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:53 (ten years ago)
http://frinkiac.com/img/S15E21/824949/large.jpg
― ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)
http://frinkiac.com/img/S07E01/710926/large.jpg
http://frinkiac.com/img/S07E10/682347.jpg
― ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:58 (ten years ago)
http://frinkiac.com/img/S14E18/673131.jpg
― ulysses, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:59 (ten years ago)
i was hoping all these posts meant cancellation
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:13 (ten years ago)
madness
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:41 (ten years ago)
I remember the "Bart wins an elephant" episode being touted as the point of obvious deterioration.
― nickn, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:11 (ten years ago)
Hey, the elephant episode. I love that. Reminds me of elephants.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:18 (ten years ago)
haha if you go back and read the original reviews from the online simpsons archive those lunatics slammed basically every classic-era episode and mourned the falling-off from the glory days of seasons 1 and 2
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:22 (ten years ago)
The thing that bothered me most about the Sherry Bobbins episode wasn't the lack of realism, but the "Do a half-assed job/it's the American way" song. It's just so dumb and obvious and not really sharp on any level as satire or commentary. It felt like something that wouldn't have made the show in the prior seasons.
― intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:24 (ten years ago)
and i was like 14 when it came out, it's not like my sense of humor was that sophisticated or anything.
― intheblanks, Monday, 8 February 2016 19:26 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E13/1280561.jpg?lines=++%E2%99%AA+%E2%99%AA+SHUT+UP%2C+FLANDERS+%E2%99%AA+%E2%99%AA%0AOKELY-DOKELY-DO+%E2%99%AA
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:27 (ten years ago)
Sometimes I wonder if we should rename ILX "the Simpsons sucked after season 10".
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 01:54 (ten years ago)
"shut up flanders / okely-dokely-do" is the best line/lyric of that episode. the premise and plot might be on the weaker side, but it's full of great jokes that are as good as anything else from that season. quentin tarantino on itchy and scratchy, charles bronson on the andy griffith show. "Good for you, Son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar."
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 03:19 (ten years ago)
and yeah i recognize that the TV gags are very Family Guy but they seem a bit more inspired than "acknowledgement of pop culture = joke"
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 03:24 (ten years ago)
Oi, don't you have a game of Knifey Spoony to go to?
― La Lechazunga (Leee), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 04:53 (ten years ago)
>:|
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 05:27 (ten years ago)
;)
― La Lechazunga (Leee), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 05:46 (ten years ago)
I watched nearly every episode when it came out for seasons 3-8. The Sherry Bobbins episode was the tipping point for me. Stale pop culture reference, stale jokes, and a mean-spirited meta ending. I see that the very next episode to air was the Poochie one, although Bobbins has a production code from the last season -- a good placement.
"Bart Gets an Elephant" was from season 5? Feels like an episode from 8 or 9. Not terrible, but a ridiculous premise that doesn't pay off.
I watched "Holidays of Future Passed" and "Barthood" yesterday as they have the highest IMDB user ratings for the zombie Simpsons era. They're OK -- no breathing room and random characters popping up to give one-liners, but they have some good jokes and some emotion.
― remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 13:33 (ten years ago)
I watched religiously through maybe 2000-ish but my faith had been wavering for a while. Opting to no longer pay for cable was at least partially inspired by the show's decline.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)
The elephant episode at least has that bit about how some animals are just jerks.
― we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 22:44 (ten years ago)
the elephant is an outlandish premise, but that episode is as full of high caliber jokes as any other in season 5
― intheblanks, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 22:53 (ten years ago)
xp I think I wanna check out "Holidays of Future Passed" because it was reportedly intended as a series finale.
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:20 (ten years ago)
Did they ever follow through with Bart as supreme court justice in any of the "future simpsons" episodes?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:23 (ten years ago)
xp i happened to see that one and i thought 'hey that was surprisingly decent', but not much more than that
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:25 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXQKK4C358
― ulysses, Friday, 19 February 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S09E17/929778.jpg?b64lines=V0hBVCBBIFRJTUUgVE8gQkUgQUxJVkUu
― shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 February 2016 20:24 (ten years ago)
Best thing about the Simpsons area of Universal, where I was earlier this week, is that they have the Simpsons playing on all the TVs while waiting in line. Made the line go so fast, and in some cases made you want to just hang in line longer. They should play classic Simpsons eps in all lines.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 19 February 2016 21:54 (ten years ago)
Only ride I went on twice at Universal, so fun. Tried to go on Harry Potter twice but it broke down while I was in line. (Simpsons eps would have helped there.)
― Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:23 (ten years ago)
Just looking through the episodes of season 11, the rot really started to set in. At least there a few decent ones from season 10
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Friday, 19 February 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)
Season 13 is cool apparently? Someone said that upthread.
― billstevejim, Saturday, 20 February 2016 08:26 (ten years ago)
"Little Girl In The Big Ten" is cool. I might check out the other 2 Jon Vitti episodes from that season and start from there. I feel like I've seen the one where Homer is prescribed weed and replaces Smithers or something.
― billstevejim, Saturday, 20 February 2016 08:31 (ten years ago)
http://www.pudreteflanders.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fishbulb-tattoos.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:08 (ten years ago)
"Strong arms of the ma" (season 15, the one where Marge becomes a bodybuilder) is an incredibly dark episode
― i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Saturday, 20 February 2016 18:01 (ten years ago)
two noted TV critics wrote a book ranking the 100 greatest US shows, and...
http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/tv-the-book-simpsons-best-television-show.html
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)
Simpsons is basically the Rolling Stones of TV shows at this point - strictly based on entire output, there's more garbage than gold (the gold is still gold of course)
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)
did you read the piece?
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
(bcz that is addressed)
I didn't read the whole thing but I did get to the paragraph where he defends the gems of latter years
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/gif/S14E02/749457/753628.gif?b64lines=
― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
more garbage than gold in most TV, Simpsons deserves its spot at the top of the trash heap
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 12 September 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
more garbage than gold in most TV
this is true of the medium in general, but truly great shows have a lower shit:gold ratio than the average imo.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 18:42 (nine years ago)
i never watch it anymore but it will still be so weird when the simpsons finally ends
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)
My favorite youtube simpsons archives of clips includes so many clean gems, including
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHA4zWlQHE
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)
when the simpsons finally ends
this will never happen
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:01 (nine years ago)
I mean maybe if the Fox network/broadcast TV ceases to exist but otherwise nah
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)
They'll never stop the SimpsonsHave no fears, we've got stories for yearsLike centuriesUnending millennia of subpar SimpsonsConsuming our own waste and regurgitating it for you, again and again
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
― SOMEONE'S got to program the propaganda simulacra (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)
3-12 as peak period is an unusual choice. I'm a 2-8 puritan (perhaps because most of these seasons were in reruns throughout high school for me).
― ryan, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)
yeah the show was actively garbage by Season 12. 2-9 sounds about right to me.
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)
I've watched maybe one episode every like 2-3 years on average since it went downhill. It's like going to visit your mom except now it's just your mom's exquisitely-preserved corpse propped up in her favorite chair. It looks the same but whatever made it special and unique and loveable is long gone.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)
yeah same here, there seems to be a lot of puffed up edginess that I'd typically associate with something like Family Guy. still some good jokes and a lot of rapid-fire things that made me smile but yeah, nothing like it used to be maaaan
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)
― Οὖτις, Monday, September 12, 2016 12:01 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i dunno, feel like I can't see them continuing if they lose main cast members. harry shearer is in his 70s for example
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:30 (nine years ago)
We've watched a lot of Season 13. It's great. The accepted wisdom is wrong. Season 14 is where it falls off a bit
― imago, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
Either 11 or 12 is shit though (I forget which) so people can be forgiven for thinking it all went wrong earlier, but 13 is an all-time season
― imago, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)
9-12 are the Mike Scully years, and that's where the truly despised episodes are.
― Frederik B, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)
i am part of the problem, i do keep watching (the first ten minutes) of each new episode
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)
i think a lot of even classic-era episodes haven't aged well, there are lot of references contemporary to 90s pop culture that don't hold up. i would be curious to see how the legacy of the show holds for those without the proper context to appreciate it, now that a majority of the shows output is now bad (also younger people now are being saturated in animated not-strictly-for-kids programming which the simpsons pioneered)
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)
Seasons 8-10 are my all-time favourites
― tangenttangent, Monday, 12 September 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)
season 13 is very underrated. that's like the decadent period of the Simpsons where the show sort-of eats itself. there's a lot of funny stuff if you followed it all the way up to that point.
― larry appleton, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:02 (nine years ago)
xxp it's strange because I thought this would completely destroy the idea of rewatching The Critic because it's full of 90's references but somehow that show held up for me.
Looking at Wikipedia and yeah Season 9 is definitely where things started to slip but I still like a lot of those episodes. Can definitely see why majorly altering several characters' storylines would irritate some people but it was like...75% as funny as the good stuff and that's good enough for me
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)
i think the clear demarcation is the itchy, scratchy, and poochie show, basically a meta commentary on the decline that was to come (also one of my favorite episodes). coupling that with frank grimes concluding that season, i dunno, 8 or 9 has to be the end of 'classic' era. i should revisit 13 though. i seem to remember being a kid and watching the one where they went to africa though and it was the first time i actively thought it sucked, not sure what season that was
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:06 (nine years ago)
for me it was killing Maude Flanders and then there was a kinda sucky episode where Bart takes care of a wounded bird or something, that was where I was like "hmm this is probably over"
(that said I haven't seen any of 13 yet besides the Angry Dad episode so I may watch those)
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)
xp I liked the Africa episode, it was so deliriously stupid. Some good sight gags, too, like when Homer throws the suitcase into a spiderweb and a spider immediately crawls down and spits acid on it. "Eh, it was bound to happen."
― larry appleton, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)
yeah, when mike scully became show runner in season 9, the decline began. the roller-coaster after that was something I stepped away from after a season 11 or so
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
i have a theory that they still hire dudes straight from harvard and guys from harvard were actually cool and funny 20 years ago but suck shit nowadays.
― kurt schwitterz, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:10 (nine years ago)
everybody is replaceable in animation. everybody. if they haven't stopped watching already, they aren't going to stop watching because the original voices leave.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:11 (nine years ago)
i'd side with the essence of the characters truly will get lost once dan/hank/harry leave, as they are the bulk of core, peripheral, and one-off characters. picking out which one-offs are Dan remains something i get distracted by while watching the show
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:14 (nine years ago)
that doesn't mean the show will stop!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
there was a kinda sucky episode where Bart takes care of a wounded bird or something, that was where I was like "hmm this is probably over"
Perhaps not coincidentally the last episode Phil Hartman taped.
― a full playlist of presidential sex jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:17 (nine years ago)
rip newsradio
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
but you're right, after 20+ years of milking a zombified show for every penny it's worth, surely Fox has a deep well of respect for the essence of the show, which will drive them to "do the right thing" and retire their cash cow, foregoing future revenues for the sake of aesthetic principles, yup that is a thing that totally sounds likely.
xxp
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
I think viewers will care if main character voices change
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)
altho voice actors are p talented and maybe someone will come in who can do homer perfectly or whatevs
I'm sure Billy West is available
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)
this was the first ep where i recall saying, "Well, that wasn't funny."
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/D'oh-in'_in_the_Wind
(outmusic by Yo La Tengo!)
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)
Important line at the end:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXC_j5QB6v8
― kurt schwitterz, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)
kinda wanna see a poll of 'worst guest star' from the last 15 years but loads I wouldn't really know of or know about - Gervais, Cowell and Dunham seem like frontrunners tho
― nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)
i think it will end when castellanetta or kavner goes, I think the whole cast jumps ship. The public won't put up with it!
I don't put it past Fox to try to reboot (and they absolutely will) but I think the simpsons proper dies when Homer, Marge, Lisa or Bart die.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:31 (nine years ago)
man that archive of clips is going to kill my productivity for the next month
― Sharkie, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
the voice actors staying the same is rly the only reason why this show still seems even remotely like the same show that existed from 1990-1999 or so, in the same way that otherwise lame looney tunes specials from the 70s with mel blanc doing the voices still feel more "real" than any of the subsequent times they've tried to reboot the characters using soundalike actors
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
they do still sound a bit different than they did in the 90's though
― frogbs, Monday, 12 September 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
due to altering the speed to get it shoved into the slotted time? Old commentaries talk about "ten percenting", or whatever. Speeding up the final recording by 10% for time
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 12 September 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)
― nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2016 20:30 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no Tony Blair no credibility
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)
the last season was out of the top 100 in the nielsens for the first time
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 12 September 2016 23:25 (nine years ago)
xp I liked the Africa episode, it was so deliriously stupid.
Man, I hate that episode. It was the moment where I realized "man, this show is starting to suck" and kinda stopped watching as much. And whenever I heard "The Simpsons are going to..." I'd just change the channel. Maybe (in light of all of the years of horror since) I should go back and rewatch it.
― SOMEONE'S got to program the propaganda simulacra (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:07 (nine years ago)
"the simpsons are going to..." episodes all suck, except for the australia one and i guess the early one where bart goes to france.
that's the thing, any criticism you can make of specific things wrong with the later episodes (unbelievable plots, homer being too mean or too dumb, too many guest stars, gross humor) could apply to any number of the classic episodes, it's just that it WORKED in those episodes because they were funny. the show just eventually ran out of steam because that kind of quality just can't be sustained. if the show had ended in its glory days, it really would be the best show ever.
weird to realize: the last episodes of season 9 (the last "good" season for me even tho there's a lot of weak moments) aired in may 1998, the same month the last episode of seinfeld aired. imagine a universe where seinfeld somehow just kept going to the present day, bringing in new writers to try to keep it hip and up-to-date. that's how grotesque it is that the simpsons is still on the air.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)
― global tetrahedron, Monday, September 12, 2016 2:56 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I could see the better episodes ultimately winding up like Looney Tunes: younger generations won't get all of the references but the rest is good enough that they won't care.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)
coming from the UK, there were all kind of 1990s US pop culture phenomenons that I knew about solely from references on the Simpsons. It still feels weird to me that Matlock and MacGyver were real TV shows, I think I assumed that the Simpsons writers had invented them.
I will rep for the New York one, which feels like one of the last properly classic episodes, rather than just something with great moments. iirc the Simpsons go to Japan episode is a bit more hit-and-miss, but it does have the sequence where they all have seizures after watching Pokemon and also the "You liked Rashomon"/"That's not how I remember it" joke.
― soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:35 (nine years ago)
oh yeah, i forgot about the new york one. love the bit where bart visits the offices of mad magazine. i was thinking more of much later episodes like the one where they go to ireland.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:37 (nine years ago)
some odd details in the wiki page for the Simpsons go to Britain/Tony Blair episode
The plot of Homer hitting the Queen's carriage was recycled from a spec script that previous Simpsons showrunning team Al Jean and Mike Reiss had pitched to The Golden Girls. In that script, Dorothy Zbornak was injured after a collision with Mother Teresa's car.[3]
The Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams (a fan of the show) was included in a draft of the script acting as a tour guide and showing some of his relatives around London. Williams had to reject the part due to other engagements.[13] The script also included a role for a musician; the staff had hoped to get David Bowie or Morrissey for the part but nothing came together.[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Regina_Monologues
― soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:54 (nine years ago)
that's the thing, any criticism you can make of specific things wrong with the later episodes (unbelievable plots, homer being too mean or too dumb, too many guest stars, gross humor) could apply to any number of the classic episodes, it's just that it WORKED in those episodes because they were funny.
I sorta agree with this but it's tough to deny that all those things were incredibly ramped up after Season 9 or so
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)
imagine a universe where seinfeld somehow just kept going to the present day, bringing in new writers to try to keep it hip and up-to-date. that's how grotesque it is that the simpsons is still on the air.
otm. Seinfeld got out right on time, that last season was worrying, they still pulled it off imo but it relied far heavily than earlier seasons on going through the motions and overly broad cartoonish gags.
Simpsons just has too much of it and people hold that against it. but there is clearly a good 7-8 seasons worth of solid gold and nothing can take that away.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)
xpost Yeah, I mean, Homer goes to space in season 5!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
― frogbs, Monday, September 12, 2016 5:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The change in Shearer's voice (from age) is the most noticeable. He can no longer do Dr. Hibbert's high-pitched giggle, and Flanders sounds oddly earnest with a deeper voice.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:29 (nine years ago)
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Monday, September 12, 2016 8:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, instead of wondering who Peter Lorre is, it'll be, "'Judge freaking Reinhold'?! Who or what is that?"
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)
the "You liked Rashomon"/"That's not how I remember it" joke.
Among my favorite Simpsons lines ever.
― Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:42 (nine years ago)
xp I'll also rep for Season 13. I checked it out earlier this year based on the recommendations in this thread. It's the season when Barney Gumble's hair is different and they don't explain why. I had to do some detective work and ask a couple Simpsons-nerd friends to fill me in on the whole story.
Barney gives up drinking mid-s12 in an episode that was either pitched or written by Dan Castellaneta and his wife (apparently written years prior) which leads to Barney's change of character design for nearly 2 years. Then he falls off the wagon again mid-s14 because they figured Barney was a funnier character that way.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:04 (nine years ago)
I basically stopped watching around season 10 or 11 or so, but still own 2-8 on DVD, and will play them every once in a while. This show was huge for me in the 90s, part of a comedy triad that included SNL and Seinfeld (and if expanded outward would also include Spinal Tap, Curb, UK Office, Larry Sanders). Hard to overstate how much me and my pals loved it back then, but when it was done for me, it was done. Have maybe seen 5 new episodes in the last 15 years.
― Dominique, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)
Yeah, season 13 has "The Frying Game," also the source of a fave line:
Oh, Homer, I feel like I'm talking to Bennett Cerf.Yeah, I've gotten a lot of compliments about my talking.
― Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)
The last ep I remember finding really funny was "The Seemingly Neverending Story," and that was season 17 (2006.)
― Wants to impose Sriracha law in America (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:29 (nine years ago)
6-8 have some okay episodes but peak is really 2-5 imo
― marcos, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
Did those season specific polls continue past s9 or 10? I wouldn't mind checking out a season's worth of noteworthy standouts from s14 to the present, but I have no interest in wasting time on all 200+ episodes.
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_characters
The righthand column of this list of recurring characters is revealing. There are hardly any new recurring characters introduced after 2000. The Poochie episode is pointed on that subject, of course, but it's weird that for 16 seasons it's been the same characters being churned around with hardly any fresh additions. That wouldn't be possible if it weren't an animated show, since aging actors would force some degree of change just to keep the age range representative. It's a weird bubble world they've created, like all they want is to keep it stable and well-preserved.
― jmm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:42 (nine years ago)
Something about Marge's line deliveries really became grating over the years, a kind of hamminess, like she's really pressing to render humourous lines that usually aren't very funny at all. I'm not sure if that's just because of the physical difficulty of Kavner producing that voice or what, but it's really unpleasant
― 8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)
I may have mentioned it itt, but the episode I watched last season had a lot of scenes where one character or another was fucking around on their phone and halfway paying attention to what was going on around them. It was really depressing.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)
Yeah it's gotten increasingly weird the further away they got from the show's glory years, because on the other hand they can't help but try to modernize everything - like having an episode where Homer played in a grunge band in the 90's despite all the show's famous "flashback" episodes taking place in the 70's. They're kind of in uncharted territory here - someone mentioned Seinfeld lasting 25 seasons but such a thing would be so strange, the characters would be so much older now. It's like sitcoms with child characters where they have to fundamentality change as the kids get older (see: Malcolm in the Middle). The Simpsons both acknowledge and avoid this.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
― jmm, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 11:42 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's much easier to not be creative and just cheaply resonate by focusing on pop culture and jamming celebrity cameos over and over. They're just focused on hooking viewers with gimmicks they can advertise. Recurring characters, celebrities and happening pop culture references are too easy to fall back on.
― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)
xp I still think of the Simpsons being "set" in the 1990s, so it's always jarring to me when they reference twitter or youtube or something
― soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
yeah there was one where Lisa met Steve Jobs or something and it was really weird
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)
haha, yeah have the character's birthdays actually changed?
― Dominique, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
they've also made the mistake of delving too deeply into the backstories of one-joke characters and basing whole episodes around them (Comic Book Guy, Cletus, etc.)
― Number None, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:07 (nine years ago)
Adventure Time does the same thing and it feels like I'm the only one who DOESN'T like that (on that show).
― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)
It's fine when there's some intention behind it or when it's sketched out in advance and only fully fleshed out much later, but certainly no one was looking forward to the extended biography of a character that was only created for the sake of a one-off dumb joke (sorry, Disco Stu, but you know it's true).
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
Stu you know it's trueOoh, ooh, ooh Disco Stu
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
There's also something weird/wrong to me about the Simpsons having a bunch of electronic gadgets besides the TV - it makes them seem wealthier than they were, or something. I know smartphones are no longer an elite luxury item... maybe there was just something familiar and basic about the scene-dressing and world of a suburban nuclear family equipped with: (1) TV (2) treehouse (3) schoolbooks and toys (4) one kid's musical instrument (5) that's about it. Hardly "timeless" but certainly long-timey, going back to Leave It To Beaver, and it's not like you need anything more than that to tell a good or interesting story about a sitcom family.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)
aside from quality issues I think this idea that the show is, for viewers who watched from the beginning, "set" in the 90s actually makes a lot of sense as to why it's such a jarring and unpleasant experience to see a random recent episode. despite the silliness of the classic era it did capture something that seems deeply familiar from my childhood, particularly with Bart and Lisa. the show was remarkably adept at capturing a lot of real sweetness and nostalgia and even that mainstay of "small town American life"--this in retrospect it seems to have a lot more in common with older sitcoms than the shows it influenced.
― ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
I somehow missed the post above by otm! leave it to beaver is a good example.
― ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)
I think one way they could have potentially ameliorated the drop-off in quality would have been for the characters to start aging in real time after, say, season 9 or 10, à la Doonesbury.
Homer's age has changed as the series developed; he was 36 in the early episodes,[10] 38 and 39 in season eight,[11] and 40 in the eighteenth season,[12] although even in those seasons his age is inconsistent.[1] During Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein's period as showrunners, they found that as they aged, Homer seemed to become older too, so they increased his age to 38.
I can't get my head around Homer as anything other than a boomer (maaaaybe borderline gen x-er). Homer being 36 would now mean that he was born in 1980, which I guess would make him a millenial?
― soref, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
yeah homer is a boomer through and through.
― ryan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:26 (nine years ago)
i refuse to believe that I am older than homer
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)
In the classic rendition, they're late-ish boomers - 18 in 1973, so born in the mid-50s. I was born in 1981, so Lisa - an eight-year-old in 1989 - was my age. The idea that Homer and I are now contemporaries is very, very unsettling.
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)
Yeah, I can somehow deal with that in comics but not wrt The Simpsons. So I was like slightly older than Bart when the show started but now I'm older than Homer? GTFO.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)
Homer always seemed way older than 36 to me.
― silverfish, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
ok but am i older than george jetson? how about ren?
― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:54 (nine years ago)
In S10, Homer is established as 38.1 years old, but I don't know how "canonical" that is now:
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S10E02/101467.jpg?b64lines=IEJVVCBJJ00gQUxSRUFEWSAzOC4xLgogSSdWRSBXQVNURUQgSEFMRiBNWSBMSUZFLg==
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)
36 in the 80s is a different thing than 36 today, too.
― Evan, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)
Plus I mean Kearney has a kid.
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E06/570569.jpg?b64lines=SSBTTEVFUCBJTiBBIERSQVdFUi4=
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)
Speaking of Doonesbury, I was thinking that long-running comic strips are maybe the closest analog for the awkward temporality of The Simpsons. Peanuts went 50 years without aging its characters, but also referenced current events. Maybe it's a general pitfall of both comic strips and animated TV that time doesn't enter naturally into them. The world and characters will only change if you make them change, and if you want to situate the story in the present, then you need to actively work to make it present. Which is probably hard to do in a way that doesn't feel forced or obvious.
― jmm, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)
Yeah, it only kinda went south for "Peanuts" when Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams, Charlie Brown! aired on CBS.
― Cumstaun (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
irl lol
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)
i think the platonic ideal i'm measuring simpsons against is really calvin and hobbes, which both froze its characters in time (calvin's family still has a rotary phone) and quit while it was ahead
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:00 (nine years ago)
Peanuts went 50 years without aging its characters, but also referenced current events.
Peanuts aged its characters, but at different paces - younger kids all eventually end up the same age as Charlie Brown & Lucy.
(Spike, also, was obviously used to make explicit commentary on aging.)
― Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)
https://68.media.tumblr.com/3e5f7770ccef9641bc2e65f7d4e43e15/tumblr_oi9mab9PuY1u1vkloo1_1280.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)
Thread bump reminded me that it's time for my annual viewing of this holiday classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7jCGHdWnA
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)
Is there a concrete explanation as to why The Simpsons is so big in Australia? So many instagram and other online Simpsons/Simpsons meme things are Australian. If I recall, a lot of Simpsons fans from ILX are too. The big question is, does this all precede "Bart goes to Australia" — was that episode aimed at an already big fanbase there? — or is that episode responsible for this Australian Simpsons fascination?
― ed.b, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:41 (nine years ago)
it was hyped to shit when it launched in '89/'90, and our tv landscape back then was utterly dismal (five free-to-air channels, no cable at all until three years later). the network which bought it rotated it heavily, and when cable tv did come along simpsons marathons were a feature iirc.
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:50 (nine years ago)
Indeed. But that was the case in the US and UK too right?
I love the Rock Bottom FB group. Their ongoing "tobias vs Bunnings snags" memes are a cack.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:59 (nine years ago)
And no, that episode wouldve had nothing to do with us being into the show (heck I cant speak for everyone but I thought most aussies I knew hated it for being so bad)
dishes were definitely a thing in the uk around then, but yeah, the landscape wasn't too different from ours (a britisher should confirm this obv)
(heck I cant speak for everyone but I thought most aussies I knew hated it for being so bad)
i've yet to meet anyone who didn't love that episode
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:04 (nine years ago)
I hated it and I still dont care for it much. It just has so many stupid mistakes in it. Groening himself said he knew zero about the place so he just made crap up. It shows. Call me a whinger but it felt vaguely disrespectful I dunno.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:21 (nine years ago)
maybe, i just thought they took a cartoon version of australia and had fun with it. i'm much more concerned with actual americans who think actual australia is a cartoon.
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:23 (nine years ago)
I spose its no different to the Japan ep in that regard and I loved that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:23 (nine years ago)
i never rly thought that the portrayal of australia in that episode was intended to be remotely serious, it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia (they all have boomerangs, drink a lot, kangaroos are everywhere, etc). i wonder if the french were offended by that early episode where bart goes to france.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:28 (nine years ago)
it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia
yep 100% this. the notion of a prime minister who sits in a blow-up doughnut and kicks people up the arse can only be a pisstake of a dumb stereotype.
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:31 (nine years ago)
actually that bit didnt bug me! It was stuff like "but thats not where parliament house is arghgfd" cos im a nong.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:32 (nine years ago)
Did either of you sign this: https://www.change.org/p/change-the-australian-currency-name-to-dollarydoos
― ed.b, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 13:53 (nine years ago)
never
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:03 (nine years ago)
I used to receive Yo La Tengo's fan newsletter in the '90s. They're huge Simpsons nerds, and after their first Australian tour (and prior to the Australia episode), they proclaimed with glee that Australia was by far the most Simpsons-aware place they'd ever been.
Also, I believe Australia had a Simpsons theme-park (or something along those lines) years before the US got one.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:13 (nine years ago)
can't believe Simpsons writers would indulge in lazy stereotypes unwittingly. Thank you, come again.
― pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 14:21 (nine years ago)
Until the BBC bought it later in the 90s, The Simpsons was only available on Sky iirc, the satellite channel owned by Murdoch. We never had satellite or cable, and it wasn't too widespread until later in the UK, I think.
― Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)
Like when Homerpalooza aired, I had to get a friend who had Sky to tape it for me,
― Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:38 (nine years ago)
it's more like a takeoff on dumb american stereotypes about australia (they all have boomerangs, drink a lot, kangaroos are everywhere, etc)
this is why it's funny. see also France episode etc.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:46 (nine years ago)
"I need more wine for my children"
imo it is lazy humor. ironic stereotyping has a v short self life if it works at all
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)
In this particular case the shelf life is remarkably long though, as an Australian in the USA I still get people quoting this fucken episode to me endlessly
― badg, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:22 (nine years ago)
tbh since I left Australia I have noticed that Aussies (including friends & family that I grew up with) get amusingly defensive/pedantic abt comedic portrayals of Australia
i never noticed while i was living there but it's def a thing
either not finding it funny at all and/or listing all the inaccuracies and mispronounced placenames
which is funny bcz we are collectively the least patriotic so idk maybe we just dont like getting picked on lol
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:22 (nine years ago)
What about the Simpsons episode that made fun of the US - you know, ALL OF THEM.
― pplains, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:35 (nine years ago)
are u ok pplains
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:37 (nine years ago)
australia's been schizing since fuckwits started running the place, maybe that has something to do with it
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:43 (nine years ago)
That episode where they went to London was pretty accurate.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)
(sorry bad choice of words - i mean freaking out like a cat when you put a cucumber next to its feet) xp
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)
maybe so
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:46 (nine years ago)
(Thanks, Noodle Vague.)
― Tomorrow Begat Tomorrow (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 23:53 (nine years ago)
as beliefs go, I guess this beats "beardy sky dude wants me to kill pregnant ladies" but it's pretty thin imo
― Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:17 (nine years ago)
Yeah I wish we had! (Is it possible one of the QLD theme parks had a Simspsons ride or house or something?)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 01:43 (nine years ago)
okay I checked it out, turns out there were at least two painted pieces of wood and a slightly re-edited version of the Bart Calls Australia episode in the shortlived massive tax rort "Fox Studios Backlot Experience". For $80 entry and the 99-year giveaway of a huge piece of public land to a US citizen's business interest, you, too, could touch these:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/02/08/740208d27d630624eb379fe0113dd067.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/ea/b6/a4eab6ad929deb908f9d57c4982e5483.jpg
― Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:32 (nine years ago)
I scorekept for a pub quiz tonight, and one of the teams called themselves "500 Dollaradoos".
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:40 (nine years ago)
"Dollarydoos" that is.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 15 June 2017 03:41 (nine years ago)
Australia has had two versions of Duff beer too - the first one in the mid 90s was taken off the shelves when Fox caught wind, the second (officially licensed) version was removed due to the links to a cartoon being too irresistible for kids, apparently.
― Vernon Locke, Thursday, 15 June 2017 12:20 (nine years ago)
this is the dumbest joke in the whole episode but it still makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMlWGPt5kPg
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 June 2017 14:17 (nine years ago)
An ex of mine bought a six pack of that original 90s Duff! It got banhammered/pulled of the shelves just after that so he knew it'd be a collectors item.
Idiot ended up drinking one later anyway. He said it tasted like arse.
I've had oe of the later Duff release beers, I couldnt tell you if it was good or not, I hate beer.
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/295160_10150596158947757_1672986071_n.jpg?oh=301b969921bc3df1013680122a5a2240&oe=59D590A2
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:41 (nine years ago)
i'm related to someone with an unopened can of the original duff, which doesn't use the simpsons duff logo and could basically be anything
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:45 (nine years ago)
Thats right, name aside it had no real relation to the simsons did it? I'd forgot that.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/Australian_Duff_beer_can.jpg/170px-Australian_Duff_beer_can.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:49 (nine years ago)
that's the one, pissweak as cash-ins go
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 15 June 2017 23:58 (nine years ago)
This happened.
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)
It's been done.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)
http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/the-simpsons-planet-of-the-apes-musical-oral-history-zauis.html
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 July 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)
even as someone who's listened to all the dvd commentaries i'd pay good money to read that kind of oral history for every episode from season 1 to season 8 (and maybe beyond, just to see what they were thinking)
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)
otm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 July 2017 02:40 (eight years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/thecontentzone/videos/768405663358314/
can't stop watching this, my god
― frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)
the ascension of steamed hams memes seems like one of the few good things in 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)
Seasons 1-8: ClassicSeason 9 onwards: Dud
― Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)
quite a take
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 21:13 (eight years ago)
odd seasons bad, even seasons good up to season 25, then all good
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:48 (eight years ago)
Classic Apu Dud Lisa
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 December 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)
im watching Lemon of Troy. if this isn't the POO episode it is certainly in the top 5.
"Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBg99mH8pyA
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)
"Now Marge, you can't blame all of Bart's problems on your one little speech. If anything turned him bad, it's that time you let him wear a bathing suit instead of underwear. And let's not forget your little speech."
https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E24/685984.jpg
Every line in this episode, I swear:
"Run, boy! He's got the taste for meat now!"
"Eat my shorts!" "Yes, eat ALL our shirts!"
― Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:02 (seven years ago)
"I say 'radical'! That's my thing that I say!"
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:13 (seven years ago)
Apropos of this thread bump, I have heard three different people in the last week use the construction, "Say I says to _____, I says . . ."
― Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)
i love how the first half is all kids and their stupid petty tribalism and the halfway through the adults all pile into the van and it's basically the same dynamics.
Homer: "Come on everybody, let's into Shelbyville and get those kids back ourselves! I've got an RV we can use -- Flanders's!"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:18 (seven years ago)
"Missing children?""Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.""Maybe that why we beat 'em at football nearly half the time, huh?"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)
wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)
oh god when Milhouse is imagining that his camouflage will turn him into the Cheshire Cat
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)
rocky v + rocky ii = ... rocky vii, adrian's revenge!
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)
agreed that this is probably the best episode of the series, p much every line is gold
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:26 (seven years ago)
"Hey everybody! An old man's talking!"
i also love the shelbyville/springfield mythology- the line about marrying your cousins and jebidaiahs line about 'root marm' pops into my head often
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 6 July 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)
"Over here, my friends! Or is it...over here!"
https://media.giphy.com/media/JmQAzA0PcwcTu/giphy.gif
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:28 (seven years ago)
https://youtu.be/UuQFI9TXiv8
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)
"You must be stupider than you look.""Stupider like a FOX!"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)
i love when they come upon the impound lot and inside the bad kids are running circles around the tree like it's a 60s motorcycle b-movie or something.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:32 (seven years ago)
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)
https://frinkiac.com/gif/S06E24/740055/747562.gif?b64lines=4pmqIEhBUksKIFRPIFRIRSBUQUxFIE9GIE5FTFNPTiDimao=
― Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)
"The town of Springfield was born on that day, and to mark that sweet moment, our people planted this lemon tree (lemons being the sweetest fruit available at the time.)"
Yep, I always hold up "Lemon of Troy" as one of the best ever. Brent Forrester only wrote a few other episodes, wonder why he didn't get used more.
― Get aboard the flappy bird, departing gate 19 (Dan Peterson), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A2VDVC4-nM
― shaqiri tip (nashwan), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
Forrester also wrote "Homer vs. Patty and Selma," which contains one of my favorite scenes in the history of television:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvAZq9Dr1U
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)
YES.
― Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)
"Here's Shelbyville Falls, Rolling Rock..."
https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E21/uYOQZxUnieaMtgSbX1ojlsSLPBA=.gif
― jmm, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:13 (seven years ago)
i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield. it's a silent visual gag that maybe suggests if they had shared w the neighbors in the first place the tree would be fully intact. other shows would make this into a grand King Solomon-style moral lesson but here it's just yet more satirical subtext.
also classic is the scene where Bart is making his pre battle "When we cross this line, we become men" speech as the girls in the background are just playing, deflating in a single shot the violent pride of tribal masculinity.
again, they didn't stop the show and have a character step forward and give a speech, this is just _there_. it's a part of the world.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:21 (seven years ago)
i like the theme of reality vs. fantasy here. Milhouse thinking he can disappear into the trees and become invisible, yet he instead discovers someone, someone who alone shares his experience. Bart thinking he can propel himself upward jetpack-style with spraypaint cans: instead he just turns his feet green. the old men chronicling the heroic deeds of their offspring, violent young men who refuse to share and in the process destroy the very thing they claim to hold dear.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)
Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man!Shelby: Why don't you make me!Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it!Shelby: Well then I guess you're a garbage man!Bart: I know you are but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man!Bart: Oh I know you are but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man!Bart: I know you are but what am I?Shelby: A garbage man!Bart: Takes one to know one! [COLLECTIVE GASPS]
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 July 2018 16:25 (seven years ago)
i love how they set up Bart. Prof. Frink shows up at the start and asks if he wants to try the flying motorcycle he just invented. so you're expecting it to come back. the way later in the episode Bart is in trouble and says "I could use a flying motorcycle right now". finally Prof. Frink shows up with the flying motorcycle, only to say "You had your chance" and fly away and out of the episode.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:26 (seven years ago)
yes otm the ritual of these childhood mindgames!
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)
Bart's daydream of the future people being stunned by his ability to write his name in concrete and use a yo-yo
"What's normal to him, amazes us!""He will be our new god!"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)
"Bart! You've graffito-tagged public property!"
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 July 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)
sorry if i keep going i will post the whole script
Two rarely mentioned highlights, both in the RV: Homer draining the vehicle's power by cooking a turkey while they are trying to escape the impound lot, and "This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me I'll be in the shower."
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)
...and then the off-screen payoff to the shower line, when Bart makes Flanders stop, back up and illegally park: [tumble/cry of pain] "Oh great! Now I'm upside down!"
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)
"...they had banished the evil lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate, with a cool glass of turnip juice."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7YZQEHHVE
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Friday, 6 July 2018 19:33 (seven years ago)
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, July 6, 2018 4:31 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"He must have been much cooler than his sister Lisa, about whom we know relatively nothing!"
― Eliza D., Friday, 6 July 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)
a part of us alla part of us all
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)
i like how at the of TOL they get the tree back but it is ripped in half. in the prior scene it's still intact so the impression is that it was damaged on the journey back into Springfield.
It gets damaged as they sped out of Shelbyville.
https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E24/79fasnhn7iGDFpR54N8m7o7DK74=.gif
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)
lmao
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/n8wh2n0.gif
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Friday, 6 July 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)