pineapple on pizza

1 pineapple is so good on pizza
2 fuiud
3 had it today in fact
4 it made even domino's taste basically okay

No no no. I'm also against any meat other than some manner of cured pork.

pineapple 4 lyfe f the h8rs

pineapple on pizza is so good that sometimes i just make mini pizzas w/ pineapple rings as the base

pineapple on pizza . . . rules

pineapple & 'roni pizza yes pleeaaasseeee

everyone, pineapple and bacon, all time

Pine'roni pizzones for everybody

fuck no, never, hot pineapple is the grossest

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

at chuck e cheese, instead of a ball pit, a pineapple pit

i know one place where you can stick that pineapple

hint: somewhere far away from pizza

Beyond the Pineapples starring nobody bc there is no movie to be made here bc there is nothing beyond pineapple when it comes to pizza toppings

u know what they say abt pineapple...

i am a disgusting savage

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I love you, mookie, but we can never be together, because how would we order pizza?

I mean seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with you disgusting savages?

you are so trapped in concept, just relax and let the pineapple melt into yr pizza

I love pineapple
I love pizza

But CMON

I even like hot pineapple! But don't put it near my fucking pizza OK?

no its not ok, not ok

what do u like on yr pizza q?

If you can't handle a little pineapple on your pizza then maybe pizza's not for you

Disgusting savage right here

its fine

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

Yes more fibrous fruits and veggies on my pizza thank you

ants on a log on a pizza

literal ants on pizza > pineapple

let's kick it up a notch

Polynesian
Homemade tomato sauce, shrimp, hickory ham, pineapple, crisp bacon, smothered with mozzarella cheese

I wanted number 40, with gorgonzola and cured ham. I got number 14, with turkey ham and pineapple. Second worst night of my life. (the worst involves somehow getting a pizza with mussels on it, even though it wasn't on the menu...)

number 40 sounds amazing

It is. My favorite, I think.

u know what they say abt pineapple...

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

one pineapple and celery pizza, please

You're probably joking BUT on a whim I threw some celery slices on a pizza I made a few weeks ago and it gave a really nice crunch. I doubted myself as I did it but I had few toppings to work with and hoped for the best.

Pineapple on pizza rules. Husband hates it. We always get differently topped halves as a result.

You know what’s way better than not having pineapple on a pizza? Having pineapple on a pizza.

get pineapple the FUCK away from my pizza

I won't get a divorce because my wife orders pizza with pineapple, but I always order another without.

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

There are three acceptable pizza toppings:

1) Pepperoni
2) Sausage
3) Mushrooms

those are good too

pineapple is amazing if it is countered by salty meat, preferably bacon--i don't think ppl should get too cute with it but that combo totally rules.

i love pineapple on my pizza

even w/out bacon

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy gets it

i love all the pizzas

bbq chicken on pizza is absurd but I'll still eat it.

I've been trying to get into anchovy pizzas but it isn't working so far.

California Pizza Kitchen = too cute with it HQ

haha yes

There is no sense in arguing about personal tastes. But, please, go at it, if you consider argument a form of entertainment.

...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1r6DNAvcH-o/ToGzJOsQ51I/AAAAAAAAMuU/YN5lFC4zwwk/s1600/permission-granted.jpg

as a non meat eater i wouldn't ever consider having pineapple on pizza, but i don't have a philosophical problem with it.a

i like the passion ppl have about pizza toppings. pizza is pretty important after all. i am sure we played out a debacle over corn on pizza in times gone by. me, i like cheese pizza. good enough not to have to fuck with it.

the worst is buffalo chicken pizza. that is so popular where i live, for an inexplicable reason. i would rather eat pineapple pizza than buffalo chicken pizza.

I say to each his own

Sometimes

I sometimes say that but fuck you if you don't like pineapple on your pizza

the real savages are the ones who put 'bbq chicken' on pizza

Ha, I clicked on this thread with the exact purpose of saying that not only do I like pineapple on pizza, I like barbecue chicken pizza! I used to get that all the time at Fez in NYC, now closed I think. They made a good apple and brie pizza too, I suppose that's also for savages?

I loved living in New Jersey but humorless pizza jag-offery is one thing I don't miss about it. Pizza is not a relic, it's alive and changing like the Constitution! Here in Wisconsin we put macaroni and cheese on our pizza and it's fucking great.

i made tortellini pizza once, it wasn't that great

pepperoni is a good thing to put on a pizza
italian sausage is a good thing to put on a pizza
mushrooms are a good thing to put on a pizza
olives are a good thing to put on a pizza

green pepper is bad thing to put on a pizza
pineapple is a disastrous thing to put on a pizza

dude, central jerz is the home of stupid novelty pizza bullshit. buffalo chicken pizza, pizza with onion rings, baked ziti pizza, "salad" pizza with ranch dressing xp

oreo pizza

pepperoni is a good thing to put on a pizza
italian sausage is a good thing to put on a pizza
mushrooms are a good thing to put on a pizza
olives are a good thing to put on a pizza

green pepper is bad thing to put on a pizza
pineapple is a disastrous thing to put on a pizza

― quincie, Friday, May 24, 2013 12:09 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

green pepper is not that bad. i <3 mushrooms on everything, if they were an option at frozen yogurt places i would definitely consider them. i made an arugula and poached egg pizza once and it was awesome.

Johnny Marzetti pizza

i hate green pepper on all things so. actually i used to like mushrooms more, but the only pizza my mom will eat is no sauce + COVERED COMPLETELY in mushrooms, like you can't see anything except mushrooms, and now mushrooms on pizza sort of makes me sick

There's a pizza chain up here (oh well I guess down there too, Boston Pizza?) that has perogi pizza: potato slices and green onions with a big heap of sour cream in the centre. :( Former boss ordered it for me once. Blegh.

that seems like the kind of thing i could have eaten in high school, whereas now the mere contemplation of it fills me with dread.

Whenever I get my favorite pie from a local joint, I always have them swap out the pineapple with mushrooms, and I HATE mushrooms.

I'm wholly against fruit in non-dessert contexts -- i.e. in salads, with cheese, all GROSS. Tomatoes excepted, of course.

She raved and raved, and is Ukrainian (used to bring in her Mom's homemade perogis from time to time & share) so I was won over, but it was so tough to swallow. I have flashbacks sometimes. xp

literal ants on pizza > pineapple

maybe it's because i just had beers but i thought this said 'liberal arts on pizza > pineapple'

dude, central jerz is the home of stupid novelty pizza bullshit. buffalo chicken pizza, pizza with onion rings, baked ziti pizza, "salad" pizza with ranch dressing

You lived in a different and better central jerz than I did.

i made an arugula and poached egg pizza once and it was awesome.

Oh yeah, when French people put a runny egg in the middle of their pizza, that's great too.

maybe i've just been hallucinating my lunches. would explain the recent weight loss.

what a bunch of babies

it's not like it's SHRIMP or anything

i want to open a sushi pizza joint

Sweet does not belong with salty!!!

xpost you guys should turn in your tongues.

pineapple on pizza is nasty. and i like hot pineapple -- one of my fav ways to eat it is to throw it on the grill until it gets a nice char.

i basically don't trust anyone's opinion on pizza if they're not from (a) naples (b) along the metro-north.

THE FEZ PIZZA WAS THE BEST OF ALL TIMES. Apple, Gorgonzola, red onion, Canadian bacon, and honey. And red sauce. COME BACK, FEZ PIZZA. I LOVE YOU!

that sounds interesting. where did they sell the fez pizza?

Peameal bacon ;)

Treeship have you had sushi pizza aka deep fried rice crust, raw salmon, roe? I enjoyed a slice of that once.

at the fez!

AT FEZ YOU SAVAGE xp

Dear god I ate so many of that pizza. My friend used to book shows there and I went like twice a month.

i do not know the fez. i have never actually had sushi pizza FFM, but that sounds good because i love sushi. where did you have that?

Sushi on Bloor in Toronto, many years ago

That's because you're a baby and its been closed for...shit. Over 5 years now? Is that possible??

i have two pizza cravings lately:

an "italian meats" pizza (soppressata, pancetta, prosciutto, maybe some fennel sausage) with a good, san marzano-based sauce and a nice thin blistery crust, none of that papa john's nonsense

new haven-style clam pizza, with just a little grated cheese or some housemade ricotta sprinkled on

can you put orange or strawberry or mango on a pizza?

raisin pizza

Pineapple on pizza is just fine. Sun-dried tomatoes are inexplicable to me - aren't they kinda redundant?

http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/304150.jpg

damn this thread for making me want pizza at 10:38 p.m.

xp c'mon there is a big diff btwn sundried tomato and tomato sauce

that's like saying "parmesan cheese is inexplicable to me - isn't it kinda redundant?"

I don't always want pineapple on a pizza, but sometimes I do and I don't feel like a savage.

people put regular non-sun-dried tomatoes on pizza and it's not weird, sun-dried is always a good idea tho

sun-dried is better for pizza than regular tomatoes b/c of lack of water content. no one wants a waterlogged pizza. otoh, a little thinly sliced heirloom tomato can be lovely on a pizza.

I just think that tomato & tomato sauce flavours are too alike - they cancel each other out. Parm & mozz aren't and don't. (And I don't use parmesan on pizza anyways). But y'know, ymmv.

"they cancel each other out"

wait, so when you eat a pizza with tomato sauce and sun-dried tomatoes, you can't taste either of them?

Pineapple on pizza is brilliant. The other week I had a RHUBARB CRUMBLE pizza. It wasn't that great actually

well you're wrong

uh xxp

absolutely in no way whatsoever

recall some great pizza fights of yesteryear where the thought of rocket lettuce or shellfish on pizza was riot-clowned. well here's yr latest update: they're still great toppings. pineapple is one of the few things I find genuinely disgusting to sink my teeth into alongside the crisp crunch and cheesy give of a pizza. but then america is a nation of deep-pan grossness, not pizza

Pizza aint all that, pineapple > pizza

do you think pizza threads give the best clusterfucks

idk id like to see a pineapple thread go balls out just once, to compare

well the whole perpetua thing was basically a pineapple clusterfuck tbf

Pineapple, but only if it's also got ham with it.

I'm wholly against fruit in non-dessert contexts -- i.e. in salads, with cheese, all GROSS. Tomatoes excepted, of course.

― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:23 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Sweet does not belong with salty!!!

― llama del rey (Leee), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

this is one of the finest things in life you gibbering fool

Tomatoes on pizza make the slice super heavy and kinda awkward

pineapple fulfils every need iirc

in orbit, it's been closed for eight years!

I love pineapple, but I hate any sort of hot or cooked fruit, so no pineapple on pizza for me.

pineapple on pizza is nasty.

and anchovies are the best topping, obviously.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic)
Posted: May 24, 2013, 4:20:34 AM
There's a pizza chain up here (oh well I guess down there too, Boston Pizza?)

ha I've only ever seen these in Canada and the name always makes me laugh cause pizza in Boston is usually p turrible

(north end excepted)

people who can't dig the sweet+salty combo have arrested tastebud development i reckon

yeah but this isn't a sweet/salty issue, it's a textural issue

I am so making a pineapple/onion/pepper/black olive pizza tonight.

best pizza topping fyi is mashed potato + bacon + garlic

No no no no, best pizza topping is another pizza.

mostly pizza toppings don't matter, the base is the important bit

Best pizza topping is mozzarella sticks.

I once saw a man dip cheese pizza into ranch dressing

fuck yeah

like tears in the ranch

I once saw a clusterfuck about dipping cheese pizza into ranch dressing

Baked beans on top of plain cheese pizza

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

my go-to pizzas:

pepperoni, mushroom, black olive
sausage, mushroom, garlic
pepperoni, mushroom, sausage, garlic, black olive

one day I will recreate the amazing taco pizza they had at the pizza place where I worked in high school that remains to this day the only taco pizza variant I've liked

does the pizza place still exist?

feel like one of those LHC naysayers, except the resulting event horizon will be only too real. don't risk it, dan

the only pizza pp and I eat is canadian bacon and pineapple, unless the kids have insisted on pepperoni

the pizza place has been gone for I'm not saying how many years, but a long time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpg/250px-Deep_Fried_Pizza.jpg
Deep-fried pizza

bazrf

who put out their cigarettes on that pizza

US pizza vs Australian pizza offerings are two completely different things. Australia is all specialty pizzas and US just goes by number of toppings and is obsessed with how many different cheeses are on there and how many different places they can find to stuff that cheese into. Its so weird.

I can see how people would not enjoy pineapple on a pizza. The sweet with the savory just doesn't work sometimes. For me Maple syrup on bacon and eggs is something I will never understand.

why not just top it off with gummi bears you visigoths

got you pineapple ppl something to take yr pizzas to the next level

http://www.grocerycouponnetwork.com/images/food-products/Geisha_Mandarin_Oranges.jpg

Or go from the opposite direction, and add bacon to an Oreo pizza.

or just go totally hardcore and get a durian pizza

Or get a salt shaker and a sugar dispenser and pour them both into your mouth at the same time.

Hell Yeah http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/durian-pizzas-a-hit-with-china-youths/683126.html

Cheese and durian doesn't seem that much different a combination to, say, Wensleysdale cheese with cranberries in it.

http://i.imgur.com/tTBX7SY.jpg

Yeah I've had Stilton with dried apricots in it, don't even front, British ppl.

But did you have it on pizza?

all I know about durian is that the stunt eater dude with the "Weird Foods" show who has eaten hella genitals and bugs said it was the one thing he just couldn't bring himself to eat

i've had durian it's p good

is it true that it smells like rotting meat? or does it just smell like feet?

salak is a fruit that smells like old gym socks (the skin does, at least)

http://i.imgur.com/kOzcmK6.jpg

i wouldn't say that durian smells like either rotting meat or feet. it definitely has a pungent smell. i think maybe some people are genetically predisposed against the smell of durian, kinda like cilantro. i dunno though.

i've been told that there are a few dozen varieties of durian, and only some of them smell really bad.

the ones you get in the states have been frozen and shipped overseas, so they're not fresh, i'm also not sure which varietal is used.

the texture of durian is like a really ripe, creamy avocado

Everything about that description gives me a gross-out attack. Also are you sure that jpg is of a fruit because I think it might be a pangolin.

what are other fruits with texture like avocado? I feel like there must be a bunch out there. like mango doesn't do it b/c it's too stringy.

to me, the smell is like... a bit open sewer sulphurous, fading to a sweet rotting wood and a rich, spicy fruit smell like overripe bananas, white pepper-- i just walked over to the fridge for the third time to resmell that smell and i can't even get close to describing it. i think the sewage smell is the most unpleasant element of the scent. when you first crack into one, it's a bit overpowering.

if you're in north america, eating frozen durian, let it thaw very briefly and eat it still frozen.
no smell,
just frozen very delicately fibrous durian custard.

pineapple on pizza is fucked up.

i've had durian and i wouldn't have compared its texture to avocado, i thought it was much closer to other melons or mango especially

also it didnt smell that bad but i didnt experience cracking it open, just ate some chunks out of a container that was in my friend's fridge

throw some andouillette sausage on that durian za and u got urself a party

I love sweet and salty. Mascarpone-cheese on pizza is awesome. I just don't get why you would put pineapple on it to get that taste. The texture is awful, it gets wet and sticky. It's not worth it.

Just as I don't pepperoni. Why not use real italian sausage instead of industrial garbage?

Because it's pizza!

The answer is fennel seeds. Fennel seeds are why not to use Italian sausage.

D'oh. Was supposed to say 'Just as I don't get that gross godawful attempt at sausage called pepperoni. Stupid phone.

the nice men in the takeaways in Hull only offer industrial garbage, will suggest they start using artisanal meat sourced from Italian wholefood collectives in future

is it true that it smells like rotting meat? or does it just smell like feet?

To this day I regret not getting a photo of WilliamC's face when he tried a durian popsicle in the Uwajimaya parking lot.

No pineapple or durian on my pizza please, btw. Though if it's all that's left, I won't say no to a slice.

my durian experience: smelled terrible, actually tasted really good, but the real problem was the texture. impossible to chew/bite, you just had to swallow at some point, same reason i can't deal with tripe.

Mr. Jaq's face was equally priceless when he tried the durian popsicle! I could see him really wanting to like it, but after a few seconds he just caved. Maybe like being in a heavy BDSM scenario and having to use the safe word. "Damn it, I thought I could take it!"

xp

durian is p dope, its one of those foods like truffles or oysters that work on some other deeper level

To be fair, that popsicle was probably artificial durian flavor made from condensed sewage vapors and rancid butter. Xp

I still don't really want it on my pizza.

xp The 'I can't believe I'm eating this really gross thing but it cost a lot of money so I'm going to have to' level?

Dear "people" who profess to like pineapple on pizza: On a cosmic level you are being punished for your sins. But if you don't want to contemplate the implications, go ahead and eat your crime against pineapple.

stopped enjoying this after I stopped eating meat. feel like the pineapple needs cured meat to offset it.

It's the cured meat's salt set against the pineapple's sweetness and mild acidity that people are responding to mostly.

I would never order pineapple on a pizza, but if it were served to me & I was hungry, I'd totally chow down on it.

now if we were talking scallops...

I don't eat meat. Still love pineapple pizza. Actually, went to a pizza party a few weeks ago with a group that was probably 60/40 meat-eater/vegetarian split and the pineapple-only pizza was the overwhelming favorite.

There are few pizzerias who overload the pizza with pineapple, I can understand not liking that. It is perhaps a difficult balance, but once it hit the spot it is amazing if you don't like it you shouldn't have rights etc

Just as I don't pepperoni. Why not use real italian sausage instead of industrial garbage?

― Frederik B

haha this is the same kind of confused thinking that has led to gourmet burgers

durian tastes nice once you get past the smell, and it's true, if you have it semi-frozen the smell isn't so bad.

someone upthread mentioned andouillette -- i've only read about it and seen pictures, but i think i will give a WIDE berth to that one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andouillette

stronger in scent when the colon is used

...think I'll be skipping that one. Colon on my pizza is going too far.

All have a strong, distinctive odor related to their intestinal origins and components. Although sometimes repellant to the uninitiated, this aspect of andouillette is prized by its devotees.

lolololol

"hooray, my sausage smells like shit!"

The French parliamentarian Edouard Herriot and Mayor of Lyon once said talking about the "Andouillette de Troyes"; "Politics is like an andouillette – it should smell a little like shit, but not too much."

I looooooooooooove andouillette.

"La Politique, c'est comme l'andouillette. Ça doit sentir la merde mais pas trop."

it doesn't smell that much usually. just enough that you know what you're eating.

I mean, if you eat hot dogs...

I do not eat a lot of hot dogs tbh

and, when I do, they have been processed so much that they don't smell like shit

Andouillete is one of the three sort of meat that I miss since I became a vegetarian, along with foie gras and merguez.

Tbs, it doesn't make much sense on pizza.

andouillette on pizza would be hilar

was gonna link to photos of examples but it reminded me of why one is best off avoiding pizza in France

I would try a foie gras pizza, mostly because lol

Am I going to have to tell you all about the greatest pizza in Europe? It won a continent-wide award, and I ate it, for 7 euro and 50 cents. It was every bit the hype.

Its primary topping was cured pork fat.

crossposting this to an actual active pizza thread
http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4350948/nasa-funding-3d-food-printer-pizza

i'm picturing the press conference:
reporter: "will there be pineapple on the pizza"
scientist: ... confused look... "absolutely not."

i wanna see french pizza, when i image search pizza on google.fr it looks just like the american pizza.

OOO LA LA

http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg

okay no

is that spring onion? cunts

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

red rocket

omg you dick

rocket is crisp, leafy and excellent with pizza

spring onion is greasy, slimy and abominable when cooked

dog dick pizza is about to be googled

no it's not. i'm a chicken. sorry.

Every pizza thread on every chat board i've been on (and folks, i've been on them all ;) ) there's always the moment when the pizzafuckers arrive. Welcome sir!

Those balls of corruption got no place on pizzas, that is horrible. Pineapple is fine !

in my experience green onions are not slimy, etc. on pizza - they're not cooked before hand, just tossed on raw, so they dry out, get a little singed maybe - very flavorful

is there meat somewhere on that egg pizza?

i love leeks on pizza -- just the white part, finely chopped

the greenish-white part, not the white-white part.

oh damn i'd so love a florentine pizza right now

I had an awesome pizza with leeks on it too. Need to start cooking more with leeks. leeks leeks leeks

whoever made that egg pizza should have a drone sent to their house and a photograph of their respective head of state grinning, thumbs aloft, next to the charred remains of their house printed on their tombstone.

forget pineapple on pizza, whatabout pineapple on a burger?

That's what I was talking about upthread, the runny egg on top of the pizza! I had this in Bordeaux and it's great, I swear to God.

what about pineapple on a disgusting runny egg

what about pineapple on a big smelly butt

that french pizza looks good you are all really weird

japanese pizza on the other hand

http://www.blogissues.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pizza-hut-double-roll.jpg

aw thats just unpleasant

bitter earth

pineapple pizza is not my favorite, i mean it's ok. actively gross the morning after though. congealed cheese skin shrinking away from semi-solid yellow lump holes.

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lagoon why really man why.

do you guys think it's settled in a puddle of urine or that its stained the water with its runoff?

i've had lots of solid japanese pizza.

there was this place i used to go... looked sort of like a toned down olive garden, red white checked tablecloths under plexiglass. the pizza was over the top pizza hut japan innovations dignified by an east asian ideal of authentic italian. my go-to was, blistered crust light on cheese, mayo + tuna + potato. i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

I had rly awesome pizza in Brussels once

also I wd totally fuck w/ some leek pizza

actually now that I think of it I have made that before (crimini mushrooms, leeks, garlic sauteed in butter and evoo)

which ninja turtle are you dylannn

raphael.

Cool but rude

the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex

That's why pineapple goes on top.

(in a manner of speaking)

Or comes last, if you prefer.

i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

Never in my lifetime did I ever think I would read this sentence.

Mayonnaise makes sense on flammekueches but not on pizzas, no.

was gonna write "disgusting savages," but it's already a poll choice and therefore accurate of anyone who likes this abomination.

kewpie mayo on everything

is this some british thing where the pineapple goes under the tomato sauce or something?

a friend of mine has a genuine hatred of mixing fruit in with anything (the sweet and sour world).
raisins in curries, pineapples on pizza etc.
i never thought about the whole concept of this until he ranted at me for an hour re the sheer evilness of such a thing.
personally, ham + pineapple pizza = perfection ...

xp no - every pizza with pineapple I've seen in the UK has had the pineapple added on top as the last ingredient

pineapple does tend to displace everything beaneath it though ime

If the pineapple slices are as thin (or thinner) than the canadian bacon next to it, almost edible. Dole chunks = blow chunks.

Other disgusting-savage ingredients on pizza: sweetcorn, barbecued chicken.

I like big chunks on my pizza.

...and Chinese style chicken on a pizza is really good.

i'm a disgusting savage in that i do like chicken on pizza. almost anything else that isn't "traditional," though, is a non-starter.

i mean -- once i tried a ham-pizza, which i thought would be OK (since other types of swine meat on pizza is OK). maybe the pizzeria just sucked, or they used Oscar Meyer ham or something, but that ham-pizza was one of the most vile things i've ever eaten.

xxp general tso's chicken pizza

the moist patch of dough that you find under the pineapple on a pizza is the gastronomic equivalent of lying down on the damp patch after sex

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Sunday, 26 May 2013 01:29 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes yes yes yes absolutely a billion times yes

guess that makes eating the pineapple off a pizza the gastronomic equivalent of having sex, a+

xp: what the fuck is this moist patch of dough bullshit? that never happens. stop lying about life!

why are you looking under the toppings

"let's see what we find under here"
*does the gastronomic equiv of lying down*
"ewww, moist"

i think mayonnaise on pizzas is tremendous.

this is what happens when otherwise right-thinking societies fail to ban mayonnaise and make the manufacture or use thereof a capital offense

The 441st Stormed The Beaches Of Iwo Jima So That You Could Put Mayonnaise On Your Pizza, Never Forget

mayonaise can get fucked

mayonnaise can get the gastronomical equivalent of fucked

mayonnaise on french fries is awesome.

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

baby corn

a pizza topped w the toppings they have at the golden corral salad bar + kraft thousand island

any baby corn which finds its way onto a pizza has been subjected to child abuse

Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?

why are you looking under the toppings

― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, May 25, 2013 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

this may have been meant as a joke, but i'm sure that i've seen this.

as Strongo's Neuvo Cuisine as it may be, admittedly.

why are you looking under the toppings

removing the frigging pineapple is why

you know when someone prises apart a custard cream or similar biscuit and then they lick all the filling off that one half and then you see this damp, shiny and somewhat tongue-smoothed cookie-half? this is what you are confronted with once you've pulled that nasty bastard off

the pineapple i mean

you know who pulls their food apart instead of eating it, is 4-year olds

4-year olds pulling off nasty bastards

I just ruined my morning

and mine

what happened, guys?

http://static.canalblog.com/storagev1/amesheures.canalblog.com/images/pizza_ananas_ma_s_1.jpg

i've ordered a veggie pizza and gotten french fries appear on it as one of the vegs, i was taken aback

but pineapple is great topping

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Gotta be some nutter who puts ketchup on pizza, right?

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 04:08 (2 days ago) Bookmark

i have a vivid memory of visiting still-commie poland as a kid and getting "pizza" off a street stall that literally was just bread with ketchup on top

later on in life i would have a gf that liked to dip her slices in a bit of ketchup on the side. found the vinegar boost hard to resist myself after a while tbh

you know what would be really gross on a pizza? canned beets

― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 26 May 2013 03:53 (2 days ago) Bookmark

idk if this was a joek but this is eminently workable and i'm surprised i don't see it more often than i already do... anchovies, capers, thyme, garlic, mozzarella/feta, rocket are v fine with beetroot

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That slice is nearly a quarter of the entire pizza

Pretty greedy, Jose

Hot sauce on pizza, particularly greasy greek-style pizza, is a thing of wonder. Vinegar boosts otm.

Was there something about the enzymes in pineapple making th emeat even more tender?
Pineapple on pizza is just so right it should be near requisite.

Yeah, majorly in favour of fruit in savoury dishes also some types of flower are quite useful in culinary endeavours. Just knowing what to use when would be the art.

I could do roasted beets on pizza. Probably with pineapple even.

Is that a side of mayo or ranch dressing that Pizza Pizza offers?

Ranch, garlic, jalapeño cheddar, dill, PP offers many dips. Jose appears to be holding two slices.

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fucker

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Vindicated!

thunderdome!

^Actual name of a ucsb athletic facility

can you get pineapple there too

94 disgusting savages

enjoy rolling in the wet patch after sex

xpost pineapples and pizzas litter our campus like acorns in a squirreless forest

not true. Shameless Jose Bautista bait, really

FUCK U URBAN SOPHISTICATES

christ...

Pineapple on pizza is a favorite palate cleanser between sips of varied Faygo available at the juggalos' tasting tent

surely our majority is even greater, assuming a contingent of pineapple-lovers unwilling to vote themselves disgusting savages.

Pineapple lovers who are not willing to charge into the face of the enemy for their chosen topping do not deserve the name of pineapple lover.

FUCK U URBAN SOPHISTICATES

― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:51 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

thing is it'd actually have been alright if it were a bloc of ardkore gastronomes getting rowdy but no, this was just 76 bogger-than-bog-standard crybabies

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I'd much rather be a bogger-than-bog-standard crybaby, than someone who puts pineapple on pizza.

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in honor of this thread I just had a durian milkshake. It tasted like a combo of fruit cocktail, cucumber & what I imagine licking a sweaty foot would involve. In other words, very nice.

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"

who knew there were 160 people on iilx who cared about this burning question, this is oddly... heartening

SEVENTY SIX PEOPLE HATE PLEASURING THEIR TASTEBUDS LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!!

pineapple on pizza is condemned in the bible for a reason, people

marzipan pizza would be interesting. does anything that sweet work as a topping? pineapple i guess...

omg! may need to give that a go. which branch is your local? xxpost

-- [lol], Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:37 PM (Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:37 PM) Bookmark Link

sooner or later we all renounce the idiot child of yesteryear

170, even. (obviously that ten i forgot to count were socks)

hating pineapple on pizza = being some milquetoast hater of life

nothing expresses self-hate more succinctly than gleefully gobbling a slice of pizza with pineapple on it

xp you put milk on toast now?

If you like pineapple then try Mascarpone cheese! It's sweet, but not god-awful disgusting!

No that's where you're wrong.

Mascarpone cheese is actually the devil's smegma.

Angel-smegma!

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/05/27/durian_pizza_tastes_marginally_bett.php

HOLY SHIT

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/02/11/review_of_pizza_huts_shrimp_tempura.php

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piiiiiissssssssss

I would not like a piss pizza, but thank you anyway

pee pee pizza

pizza pee pee

oh God

I regret everything

"waterface"

"TOUCH ME IM SICK"

Shit pizza is crazy!

http://onceuponapizza.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pizza-face-topping1.jpg

wdyll is that way--->

Waterface makes his pown rules

pizzaface

94 people should vote in these other polls

Apple on pizza
Apricot on pizza
Banana on pizza
Breadfruit on pizza
Bilberry on pizza
Blackberry on pizza
Blackcurrant on pizza
Blueberry on pizza
Boysenberry on pizza
Currant on pizza
Cherry on pizza
Cherimoya on pizza
Cloudberry on pizza
Coconut on pizza
Damson on pizza
Date on pizza
Dragonfruit on pizza
Durian on pizza
Elderberry on pizza
Feijoa on pizza
Fig on pizza
Gooseberry on pizza
Grape on pizza
Grapefruit on pizza
Guava on pizza
Huckleberry on pizza
Honeydew on pizza
Jackfruit on pizza
Jettamelon on pizza
Jambul on pizza
Jujube on pizza
Kiwi fruit on pizza
Kumquat on pizza
Loquat on pizza
Lychee on pizza
Mango on pizza
Melon on pizza
Nectarine on pizza
Nut on pizza
Orange on pizza
Mandarine on pizza
Tangerine on pizza
Papaya on pizza
Peach on pizza
Pear on pizza
Persimmon on pizza
Physalis on pizza
Plums/prunes on pizza
Pomegranate on pizza
Pomelo on pizza
Purple Mangosteen on pizza
Quince on pizza
Raspberry on pizza
Rambutan on pizza
Redcurrant on pizza
Salal berry on pizza
Satsuma on pizza
Star fruit on pizza
Strawberry on pizza
Tamarillo on pizza
Ugli fruit on pizza

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http://ordinaryrecipesmadegourmet.com/shrimp-pizza-star-fruit.jpg

Could go for fried calamari pizza just now. Awkward, but delicious.

And you ppl complaining about salty/sweet fail to realize that tomato sauce is pretty damn sweet!

wait
are you american?
by tomato sauce do you mean ketchup or pizza sauce?

pizza sauce. also known here as 'Marinara Sauce' which doesn't make a lick of sense

I've been watching "Pizza Cuz" on Cooking Channel, and getting ideas.

pineapple 4 lyfe f the h8rs

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:58 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

burger form of pineapple on pizza

http://www.spam.com/recipes/Hawaiian-SPAMBURGER-Hamburger

you get pineapple in kiwi burgers
no kiwi though

You get beetroot in aussie burgers
no Aussie though

A new front in the war has opened:

https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay/status/849177082177482754

https://twitter.com/fatbellybella/status/850749300145614848

I don't eat pizza without pineapples.

Ramsay otm, fucking disgusting thread full of hypocrite idiots who clowned me for liking arugula on pizza in the traditional Italian manner

He looks so weird these days,

https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/29/10/gordon-ramsay-nightly-show-it.jpg

weird, plus wrong about pineapple

Quite wrong.

Haha, I was much more chill in saying the same thing first time around. Maybe I'm just bored and looking for a pizza clusterfuck for old time's sake

The slightly sweet acidity of pineapple does add a certain frisson when combined with a tomato-based sauce and it offsets the saltiness of the cured meat that often accompanies it on a pizza (usually ham or so-called "Canadian bacon"), so I can understand how someone could be attracted to this combination. This doesn't change the bare fact that it is deeply and irrevocably wrong to put pineapple on a pizza. QED.

Ramsay otm, fucking disgusting thread full of hypocrite idiots who clowned me for liking arugula on pizza in the traditional Italian manner

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:33 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arugula

Fuck off

we have to make allowances for our yank hegemony, despite everything

Our

might as well be "taking a shit on your pizza - classic or dud"

^^ Depends on the situation tbh

pineapple + pepperoni + jalapenos is a great pizza, used to be my jam

^ combines pre-teen sweet tooth with teenaged grease-craving and early twenty-something machismo

what is this the riddle of the sphinx

Rocket on pizza is perfectly ok, its done here a lot too - and the pizza restaurant down the road from me has won awards, in Italy, for being the best at the World Pizza Championship, so we know what do.

Pineapple can get fucked.

xpost copy is supposed to entice the buyer

xpost fucking yr pizza - c or d

can't believe this thread got so far without pointing out that "hawaiian pizza" was in fact invented in Canada
such a great mansplainy piece of trivia

Canada should not be allowed to manufacture pizza IMO

im at a workshop and there is free pizza, one of the pizzas is a barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple and bacon. it is ... not good

There's plenty of good pizza in Canada...but then I'm an irredeemable savage who loves pineapple so..

I love pineapple, just not on my pizza

I like peanut butter, should I slap globs of that on my pizza too?

hummus pizza

i think pineapple is more forgivable on pizza than barbecue sauce

or barbecue chicken

food police out in full force today

never asked for anyones forgiveness btw

anchovies are way worse on pizza than pineapple

may as well just accept we all have radically subjective tastes

Let's not get all, like, Catholic about the holy trinity of pizza (crust-tomatoes-chz) when we all know that, stepping away from the orthodox there are contained multitudes within the varieties of the pizza experience. Basically, if u put a flat bread at high temp in a wood-fired oven with some sort of sauce/oil and a protein on it, you have mostly made a pizza.

The thing about pizza is it is absolutely the kind of food that can have all sorts of different wacky shit on it, pizza is basically "stuff on a thing" it will bear any insult there is no sullying it

here is your catgut pizza

dick pizza

also pineapple is good, exhibit A: Ramsay denunciation

catgut pizza sounds fucking delicious

make sure you sprinkle some of the whiskers on there

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fb/df/04/fbdf04857eed6ab6337b3e5626d46647.jpg

I was reading the talk page for the cat meat wiki just the other day

didn't know it had one

they eat it in some parts of south america

I used to have three housemates who worked at Domino's, so we had pizza every day for a year. The one with chicken and barbecue sauce is absolutely the best thing they have on the menu.

(But also, from living with non-westerners for a long time, got to say that we British/Americans are weirdly obsessed with the "correct" ways to make pizza, burgers, other not-hugely-interesting-comfort-foods.)

(Also I have eaten quite a lot of durian pizza and it's better than you can possibly imagine)

ya you get some cool combinations in japan

can't believe only now did I think to search for 'pineapple stuffed crust'
http://www.foodbeast.com/news/pizza-hut-launches-pineapple-bun-stuffed-crust-pizza-in-taiwan/ (3 year old link)

https://i.imgur.com/HwhuBuR.jpg

!

https://twitter.com/OfficialRCCola/status/857979850887442432

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5bfb9575213ed69a8079e3e3a971f293/tumblr_om64qoEENd1s8as3do1_1280.jpg

boak
are they actual peas or split peas? They look lentilesque

The pizza thing I thought was always really weird was that southern US thing with the plastic squeeze bottles of French salad dressing to put on pizza as a condiment.

RIP

*pours out juice from some canned pineapple*

I am curious if there are any legit Italian pizzas that play on some sort of savoury/sweet tension.

pear + gorgonzola

tomatoes and any savoury accompaniment

Gelato pizza

*pours out juice from some canned pineapple*

― softspool, Sunday, 11 June 2017 06:17 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i literally served the juice from some canned pineapples to my children today. it felt slightly wrong but more right

nspcc better have a sunday hotline

Chelsea is 100% right on pizza fuck it Manning 2020 pic.twitter.com/8XH2VGwqnc

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) June 22, 2017

https://i.imgur.com/njrsh9r.jpg

what about pineapple on a big smelly butt

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, May 24, 2013 6:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftr I like pineapple but it goes w/ pizza like black ice goes w/ drag racing

Pineapple has no place on pizza, but sometimes it's fun to put things where they aren't supposed to go.

imagining you had multiple trips to the ER as a child

or talked multiple armpits into sex

pitfucking

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/12/world/asia/thailand-cave-rescue-seals.html

Kaew, the Thai Navy SEAL member, was standing in the chilly flood of the cave on Tuesday night, swallowing his last bite of seafood-and-pineapple pizza, when he heard the yelled warning: More water was coming fast — get out now.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0d74799afeeb9bdfa114e9f80764ecab/tumblr_nkwlrupkgX1rsxqqio1_500.png

needs mayo, but looks good otherwise

Scorpions > Pineapple

"get over here (and into my mouth)"

TS: Pineapple on Pizza vs Doodoo on Pizza

I came up with a new bomb combo:

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, Ricotta.
Few places offer ricotta as a topping tho :(

this morning @NYCMayor ranked his best pizza toppings to showcase how ranked choice voting works pic.twitter.com/YpBjaFIcvu

— Angélica M. Acevedo (@angacevedo15) June 10, 2021

green peppers on pizza are the absolute worst, I will not vote for this man

I don't mind green peppers on pizza, but it's a weird first choice

Don't think I've ever seen a pizza with green peppers as the only topping, it's only and always one of several.

@NYCMayor eats pizza with a knife and fork!!!

Therefore he is a fraud

if you search for clam pizza, you get some results that use canned clams. these make some sense. but then you also get pizzas with clams still in shells, covered in cheese on top of your fucking pizza.

prefer Glam Pizza

Good source of calcium

green peppers go well with sausage on a pizza imo

i love green peppers with almost anything, sausage, mushrooms. it's good goddammit

pineapple on pizza = The Hague (sorry Soto)

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

it's wwhat killed him

ground control to papa john's

green peppers, sausage, olives used to be my go-to

can't do olives cos I fuckin' hate them but I don't object to them as a pizza topping as I can't stand them off of pizza, whereas I like pineapple on most anything else.

green pepper is the worst vegetable, it isn't ripe and it tastes inedible, no idea why it is in everything.

pineapple works great on pizza. mango too, durian, apricots, all sweet tangy stuff is just perfect.

urge to kill, rising....

i love spreading a layer of strawberry jam on top of my slice

dipping pizza in cold tapioca pudding = the bomb

xp sounds good, I will give it a try

tapioca sounds less good

We were talking about corn on pizza just the other evening, and the consensus was that it's pretty good. But this is california, we have no shame

corn is worse than pineapple and pineapple is pretty bad

corn is fine, bit dull.

remember an American couple in guangzhou going to pizza hut and finding that they did not sell (and would not make) either margherita or pepperoni pizzas

kept reading that as CNN on pizza.

I gotta change these contact lenses

Still can't with the pizza with scorpions on it.

scorpions are fine, just like a bit of crunchy fried chicken skin

that's what they said in the rimming thread

Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.

Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho

all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all

all meat on pizza is gross

all meat is gross tbh

well i wasn't going to say it

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.

A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise

My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically

I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:

Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC

— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019

why not just shit in our mouths

https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E03/136702.jpg?b64lines=SSAgZG9uJ3QgbWVhbiB0byBvZmZlbmQsCiBidXQgdGhpcyB0YXN0ZXMgbGlrZQogdm9taXQuIA==

As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.

Ugh! I think I had some bad pineapple. To hell with pineapples! I’ll never buy another. I started the day out with excitement and digital preservation of cassettes, now I sink into evening sorrow.

o, pineapple! how could you do that to our friend?!

I threw it out itno the yard with teh other TRASH

no

it is an insult to both pineapple and pizza. and mouths.

afraid this has now been designated "world's most boring opinion" so best keep it to yourselves.

calling it the "world's most boring opinion" is actually the world's most boring opinion.

I hated pineapple on pizza in the 90s when I was 12 years old

I liked it when I was 10

my son performatively had this opinion despite admitting that he actually loves pineapple on pizza

I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.

CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u

Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides

Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/

Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.

the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.

owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously

and jealously

you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you

Back off, I have a runcible spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.

the owls are hooting with outrage, “wtf pussycat how could you!” and then turn on each other, “wait how do you know pussycat” and awareness dawns, pussycat has been cheating on all of them with all of them!! Aimless gulps, and holds pussycat tighter as the furious hooting reaches a crescendo and storm clouds gather above the lake

one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.

this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”

(she was in her 20s)

(and probably stoned)

I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.

as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.

I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms

one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas

as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds

https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/mini-pizzas-5.jpg

The acidity of the pineapple nicely balances out how basic the ppl who go on about this are

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie!

is water wet

Actually . . .

said it before but the true master of fruit toppings for pizza is the durian.

― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

I see your durian on pizza and raise you durian on malasadas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZy2resJfHg

I will eat durian in any dish

pepperoni on tlayudas

IT'S BAAAACKKKK

(Something we'll never see in the U.S., and that's probably fine)

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article16050560.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/2_beanzJPG.jpg

Not really interested but looks more palatable than pizza with pineapple. Someone did give me a tin of this: https://concreteplayground.com/sydney/food-drink/spc-vegemite-baked-beans and it was okay. Would far prefer toast with baked beans OR Vegemite.

Yum! Today is #PizzaDay, what better a reason to order the classic #Canadian invention, the #HawaiianPizza! Created by Sam Panopoulos in Chatham, #Ontario in 1962. What local spot will you be ordering from? 🍕🍍 pic.twitter.com/M3Xwf0QICi

— Canada (@Canada) February 9, 2024