have you ever sexted

Never have, hopefully never will.

The practice I find weirdest is people who sext before they meet. Call me old fashioned but...

it happens, man.

i'm sexting right now while i'm posting

xxp that post has the makings of a Pet Shop Boys song

Call me old fashioned but...

(shrugs) OK, you old-fashioned butt.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

PVMIC

^haha

if you have sex, and you have phones...

Was gonna vote but I don't even know what qualifies as "sexting" ? Does it have to involve pics?

I don't think it has to, but you're obvs doing it wrong w/o them.

i've sexted 'k'

the whole idea is utterly repellant to me

that's not what you said last night

i wasn't sexting, i was trying to scare you with pictures of my misshapen genitals

Well I guess I've only sort of sexted, then.

BTW, I don't know anything about this Weiner guy but I'm so sick and tired of the media's war on sexting. Big fucking deal!

in my younger days i have done the cybersex and the phonesex but i don't think i have sexted

i have sent texts involving penis words to my boyfriend but i don't know if that counts as a sext

"penis word"
"thank you"
"more penis word"
"o yes"
"faster penis word"
"i am orgasm"

lol

if you're not sure what to say, try one of our scripts
http://s3.amazonaws.com/WP_redirect/media/Sexy-Tales-Female-Script.pdf
http://s3.amazonaws.com/WP_redirect/media/Sexy-Tales-Male-Script.pdf

sexting, for better or worse, is my generations second most important cultural innovation after selfies

these cultural innovations are related

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5eyqeAjw1qlu3kpo1_400.jpg

omg LL

funny i'll dick around on ilx at work all day but i won't check out a sexxi pdf

i know
aren't they hilarious? they're from this "choose your own adventure" sex message service

Press 1 if you want me to eat your pussy, press 2 if you want me to ease into your wet cavern.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg
"I love the taste of your salty skin."

posted here originally

Invent interesting metaphors and similies for women's romantic novels.

"wet cavern" seems a horribly misguided turn of phrase. are there sightless fish swimming in the lightless depths of this wet cavern? we'll never know because i'm pressing 1

hopefully the sightless fish didn't get in there. be safe, kids.

My juices are flowing. Press any key to make me cum.

I prefer the old-fashioned pony sexpress.

there are people out there who haven't sexted?

― homosexual II, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

I got married before sexting was a thing. I think if I started now it would just be weird. H would just be like "What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

everyone needs dick pics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg/220px-Grateful_Dead_-_Dick%27s_Picks_Volume_1.jpg

"What the hell is this? I know what your dick looks like, I don't need a picture of it."

otm

idk. dick picks aren't really about need

when I am feeling down, or bored, I look at my dick pic collection and it brightens my day a little bit.

1

How long should I wait after the Carlos Danger scandal has blown over to txt my first dick pic?

I had to think about this question. I think the answer is yes. But there were no pics involved. (I just got my first smartphone last week!)

xp don't wait until it's over. strike while the iron's hot!

sexts have never been as relevant as they are at this moment.

Treesext

Sextree

dick pics are great everyone wins

guys--get their dicks looked at
gals-get dicks to look at

guy love to look at dicks, too, don't lie

http://media.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general_impact/photo/guy-fieri-cee642e1641d34c5.jpg

guys--"let me look at dicks, i need dick"
other guy--"here is my dick do u approve"
guys--"this is the best dick"

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdximU6Ao00

Guy Fieri's dick is the worst roll at Guy Fieri's sushi restaurant

"hey dick is small need big boy dick to do big boy things"
"o yeh here's one this diuck is like wrecking ball of future if asses are concrete walls"
*jackhammer sounds*
"yay my dick big now with picture"

no unless you count pranks

Guy Fieri's roll is a mozzarella stick whose batter is sprinkled with jalapeños, cumin, and chocolate chips.

"sex stick"
"yes, more batter"
"sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella"
"cumin"

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"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao
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Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\

https://twitter.com/voidsexts

jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 17 May
sext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 8 May
sext: whats wrong with ur hands

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 7 May
sext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: luxuriant hair spills out of me

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 3 May
sext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 2 May
sext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: stairs forever

Sexts from the Void ‏@voidsexts 30 Apr
sext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind

jesus christ cavern

yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!

that's still the worst Soundgarden song

"rusty cage"

have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp

christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now

jesus christ cavern

― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg

xpost!

I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.

lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.

In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.

Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.

has anyone read this?

http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877

whoa crazy story *tera

It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).

fantastic

Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.

I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.

why not sext

I used to sext, it was good

now I pass out alone, it is not as good

heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick

but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?

dicks r weird

I have not sexted.

shit i lost my post.

okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.

i voted no btw

Does it count if you pic your nose?

Does it have to involve pics?

Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.

(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.)


*a moderate amount

a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif

tera's story is great

Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.

Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.

I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!

lol dayo

homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.

my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext

everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today

but... with whom? just anybody?

*sexts himself*

*o yeh good job waterface*

*u so good at sextin*

i'm gay that should answer your question

i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast

*breakfast sext*
*o yes graperfuit! so juicy*

sexterface

the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.

George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.

I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"

"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"

. . . loading. . .

. . . oooh still loading. . .

. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there

sext: my messages to you load long and slow

sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now

I have never texted.

i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"

I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure

good one waterface

Thanks Masturbator

who are you?

Your worst nightmare

that is definitely not true.

my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.

I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread

*plays Maggie's Farm*

there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it

you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you

sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn

sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm

haha nice

i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.

YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..

dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)

1ce or 2ce

;.;

"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)

yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex

|_|

haha

Ancient sexting:
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php

just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread

"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"

Ha!

Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?

then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open

probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"

I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.

our sexting:

me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your place
her: Of course
me: That makes me so wet
her: You're such a slut
me: Wow mean

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

I think we've all experienced that

sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.

xp

the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her

things usually work out don't worry about it

it's better to not be careful about this stuff

check

*whips out phone and...*

treesext

ive texted

wait til u see my http://25.media.tumblr.com/570a34f67f307fea39c80da26fcd705c/tumblr_mpn4kkKp821qhig20o1_500.jpg

not sure if it counts

I've sexted, but only with someone I was actually dating at the time - it's actually kinda fun, if you're in a situation where you're both so busy that you can't see each other and just want some form of intimacy. tho I will say actual phone sex is better in that regard, as sexting can sometimes feel like playing a Sex RPG, and nobody wants to be eaten by a Grue in the middle of it.....

i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.

― arby's, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

theres stories in the 'we are anonymous' 4chan-y book where ppl get dudes to take cock shots & then either send it to their whole family or threaten 2 do that 2 get the cockshotters passwords or something

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

interesting split

sext: interesting split

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201107/sexting-rules-when-to-sext

If you sext during Tet would it be a sextet?

"What are you doing right now?"

is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing

Ahem, cyber/phone sex doesn't have to be like that, either.

Also re johnny crunch's pic:

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

I did have phone sex once while I was home from college visiting my parents. It was sort of awkward and nerve-wracking because the walls are a little thin in my parents' house. But the girl was one of those push-the-envelope types and it's always easier to get over your own self-consciousness when the other person has none.

Anyone else get dik-diks mixed up with pudús?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Thursday, August 1, 2013 12:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a bi joke or

lol

hahahaha

never sexted but was kind of imagining what I would text and got a little aroused

let's silx

haven't sexted, but once bizarrely received 10 emailed dickpics from a guy I was friends with.. no sexting required, he just volunteerred them out of the blue!

i commented favorably on a photo of him & his dog on FB (somewhat flirtatiously but nothing very racy) & he said "plenty more where that came from" and then the next thing my email was blowing up with crazy turgid dick pics. AND a video ffs.

I was like DUDE WTF. One is wacky enough given our friendship but TEN? I was kinda mad & felt weirdly humiliated. he emails later "are we good?" and I'm like "NO. wtfwtfwtf." He apologized & spun a story about how he was going into therapy & in a divorce & blahblahblah . And then a week or two later found out he did the same thing to at least 2 other girls I knew, and they barely considered him a friend. So I unequivocably tore him a new one & he disappeared off FB

not that I'm a prude so much as these girls were freaked out & were afraid to even rebuke him. i knew humiliating him wasn't the best approach but we had had one reasoned, hey this is out of line you could get in some serious hot water if you keep doing this, cut it out...which had no effect so hence scorched earth.

they were hilar though - taken in some hotel room with porn on the tv in the background & posed with various sex toys...I was like, are these like wallet photos of your kid that you just whip out & show anyone who makes eye contact? so bizarre.

anyway tl; dr as always :/

whoa that's fucked up

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

yeah this def seemed more like a flashing-kind of compulsion, like showing his junk to unsuspecting women was what got him off, the more unsuspecting the better as time went on

damn VG

eugh

too long; don't sext

whoa that's fucked up

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:57 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wonder as life becomes more digital if that won't become basically equivalent to flashing someone

― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 20:58 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my friend ended up a victim of this, entirely unsolicited, via some degenerate whom she had barely exchanged words with at university

she saw it more as an opportunity for a 419 baiter type of psy-op in which her one line responses initiated a series of ever more absurd photos, culminating in a poorly cropped photo of her interlocutor doing his thing with nickolodeon in the background

the emails stopped when she tried to get him to re-enact a description of brony auto-asphyxia, and his credulity ran out

i told her the unsolicited c0ckpics were borderline criminal harassment to begin with and she should have ignored it but she didn't see him as any sort of threat (partly cuz he was living in another country) so she wasn't about to get worried and didn't want me to play the concerned father etc

anyway it was creepy as hell and i hope plebs like him are prosecuted before too long

my really good friend sent me a jerkoff vid from her boyfriend last night

on purpose

I do love the ambient silence of a jerkoff video.

you don't prefer with an appropriate soundtrack? john williams maybe? or Einstürzende Neubauten?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Esxw1iLAU

If someone informs you of the sex acts that await you in the evening but there's no other chat and it's not like phone sex, is that sexting?

that is sext-waiting

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

that is braggin

i don't think that counts

you shouldn't care

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVukpr3Twk4/SmxljXl-n4I/AAAAAAAAE8s/2cs7FiVvPdM/s1600-h/evony+01.jpg

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/14/94/9aad547034beeb89727c5935a5126c07.jpg

(i was j/king)

http://i.imgur.com/y0q3zGC.jpg

milo's exaggerating, it was a lower case "d" in the text message

what about "I require the D with great haste"?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, August 3, 2013 8:06 AM (36 minutes ago)

that might inspire the D to be even hastier than usual.

we're stuck with sexting until there's a C on Ts emoticon

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