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Because gabbneb can't do it himself

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

clinton beats rubio in 5 games

Mordy , Monday, 21 October 2013 20:04 (ten years ago) link

here's Kirsten Gillibrand in Vogue

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

fp ILE

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

would elect

rip van wanko, Monday, 21 October 2013 20:08 (ten years ago) link

Vote Morbz

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

HRC the inevitable Dem nominee as long as she doesn't run on an "inevitability" platform again.

i too went to college (silby), Monday, 21 October 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I felt like I didn't waste 5 minutes of my life reading about Hollywood preparing to shower HRC with gold bcz of the finish:

“Last time, the community was really split down the middle between Obama and Hillary,” said (Rob) Reiner, a steadfast supporter of Mrs. Clinton’s. “This year I think everybody is going to be rallying around Hillary.”

Asked why, Mr. Reiner said that in addition to Mrs. Clinton’s record: “There is nobody else.”

Forever Meathead.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/08/us/politics/in-hollywood-clintons-a-star.html

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link

lol

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

Mr. Katzenberg, who joined Mr. Geffen and Steven Spielberg in arranging a $1.3 million fund-raiser for Mr. Obama at Mr. Geffen’s Beverly Hills estate in February 2007, also said he planned to throw his weight behind Mrs. Clinton the next time around.

“If Secretary Clinton makes the decision to run, I expect she’ll have near-unanimous support here,” Mr. Katzenberg wrote in an email. “Hillary represents our best chance to win in 2016, build upon the successes of the Obama administration, and keep the country moving in the right direction.”

"right direction" is apt

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

In Clinton, New Look at '90s

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Monday, 18 November 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link

On the Media had a segment on prez race gabbnebism this weekend

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

Biden seems to not even be mentioned as a candidate. I wonder who gets to sit down and tell him he will never get the job.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Hillary Clinton's name recognition and fund-raising ability will most likely scare off the majority of her potential competition. There will still be a few other democrats who make the race, but they'll probably be running shoestring campaigns that hope to make a big splash in Iowa & NH to open up the money spigots for them. Nobody but HRC will have a credible national organization unless Obama loans someone else his rolodex and his top campaign aides. If a big name (such as e.g. Cuomo) is looking to enter, they are doing it very, very discreetly.

The republican side will be a free for all and very entertaining.

Aimless, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

The republican side will be a free for all and very entertaining.

Also, depressing.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 18 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Are You a Scott Walker Conservative? Why Wisconsin’s governor may be Chris Christie’s toughest competition in 2016.
Add his name to the hat I guess.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link

lot of smartish conservatives been pegging him as a dark horse for a while. anyone ever heard him speak?

balls, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

wonder what a president biden would actually be like.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

BFD, obvs. Also, ice cream.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

(I know he cultivates that image to a degree. Crossed my mind, though.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

haha, that's perfect!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

I heard him speaking about his 240m worth of self reliance medicaid plan on npr and the dude was as charismatic as an envelope

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

ie scott walker

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

Walker is against abortion in all cases. Buh bye.

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Bernie does some talkin'

http://www.salon.com/2013/11/27/bernie_sanders_why_i_might_run_in_2016/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

More Gillibrand in the NYT today

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/07/us/politics/new-yorks-junior-senator-doggedly-refusing-to-play-the-part.html

She's a strong VP candidate at worst

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Saturday, 7 December 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

"worst" certainly applies to this robot

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Man, it hasn't more than a 15-20% chance of happening if that, but great doomsday entertainment would be watching this guy and HRC eat each other alive in the general election.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/us/politics/rand-pauls-mixed-inheritance.html

And I think there really would be acts of murder and cannibalism between their supporters.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

i'm kinda excited to vote for hillary

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

christie's gonna crush the gop field. he's a formidable hrc opponent, too.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

that's p much like getting excited about the last Elders of Krypton election

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

more like getting excited about the most recent elders of zion election

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/042655ca89c6fb997aebd8e4add3f557/tumblr_inline_mmtk6fBpMd1qz4rgp.jpg

Mordy in regal white coif presents Palin, Christie and Jeb Bush to The Clinton Foundation

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

obv it will be HISTORY to have a female sockpuppet presiding over endtimes

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Dennis Perrin and his jokes.

http://i43.tinypic.com/16hosok.gif

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

if you meet me in DC i think i can get hold of Dennis, alfred

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

I like her personally, I'm excited to vote for a woman for POTUS, I think she'll hew closely to my beliefs about foreign affairs, she's kinda an ass-kicker which I appreciate, etc.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

why do you think she is an "ass kicker"?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

idk, she's just a badass. i like her. i'll enjoy voting for her.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

seriously dreading this election

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

Any other candidates with airports named after them? Didn't think so.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

every POTUS henceforth will hew closely to yr beliefs about foreign affairs, I read it in Revelations

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

not least because even though i'm usually a 'hold my nose and vote for the democrat' guy i don't know that i can bring myself to vote for anyone who voted for the iraq war

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

so you say but obama has been a bit of a disappointment in that area xp

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

i'm voting whoever cranks up Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions. I'm guessing Line N.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

also ya know i like voting for a winner

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link

I am not excited about this election.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

I'm bored by this thread.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

it will be interesting to see what kind of policy angles she'll emphasize en route to election, she's got no particular causes or goals that are near and dear to her (afaict). given her history there's little to indicate that she'd go for soak-the-rich populism or addressing climate change, and healthcare's now pretty much off the table, so what does that leave for a legislative agenda? more MOR proto-rightwing shit, I imagine.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

finally, an Iron Lady of our own

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

Sully vs his readers.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

generally loathe Sully, but he's right on this point

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

We've had dozens of mediocrities or just passably competent presidents and only a very few great ones. Presidents rarely leave office as popular as when they entered it. I don't see any reason why HRC would not fit comfortably into this long tradition. I'm willing to bet she'd outshine Gerald Ford, Warren Harding and Franklin Pierce.

Aimless, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link

i doubt it

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

we had a couple worse presidents than Warren Harding, like the one who succeeded him.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

remember the common 2008 theory that the dangerous flipside to the overwhelming youth support of Obama was that when, inevitably, he ended up disappointing people it might alienate young people from politics?

did anyone ever follow up on that with research on voter enthusiasm (with a focus on young voters with high enthusiasm for obama back then vs. their political involvement now, for example)?

all i have is anecdotal evidence because in the runup to the 2008 election i was in a public policy program with lots of politics nerds, and then immediately moved to DC. i don't really have a good feel for how the average young voter in 2008 feels now.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

harding granted amnesty to radicals who had been persecuted during the red scare, signed the first child care legislation ever passed by congress, and tried to pass an anti-lynching bill. he's way overdue for reassessment.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

except Aimless, none of those guys moved us closer to extinction through inaction. She would.

(so will anyone else who can be elected)

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

The historical bias against Grant is due to almost a hundred years' worth of historians dismissing Reconstruction (i.e. he was the only president of the era who really believed it and sent troops to the South when necessary)

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link

Gerald Ford, Warren Harding and Franklin Pierce

these dudes were not facing species-extinction-event level scenarios

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:57 (ten years ago) link

depends on how you classify The War Between the States.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

Gerald Ford had the codes to WWIII to use at his disposal.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

generally loathe Sully, but he's right on this point

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 5, 2014

he's sorta right, but it's a bit unfair. also, she'll make a fantastic candidate, especially if she's savvy enough to pivot left on select issues. of course, she'll become just one more casualty of the coming christie dynasty.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

I am not excited about this election.

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 5, 2014

I'm bored by this thread.

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 5, 2014

what? CHRIS CHRISTIE will soon by president of the united states of america. this isn't exciting?

i don't get it. i don't get it. would you please explain.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

pivot left on select issues

this isn't going to happen. nothing in her career suggests it will.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

hm. i dunno. she's pretty savvy, and she moves where the votes are.

anyway, CHRIS CHRISTIE will be president, so observe hrc's moves only in an academic sense.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

also, she'll make a fantastic candidate

Would love to know why you feel this way.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link

(other than "she can raise money")

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

her electoral strategy is going to hinge on peeling away aging white male voters from the GOP, that's where the votes are. which way do you think they tend to lean.

xp

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

her candidacy is still seen as historic, she'll peel women and aging white male votes from the gop, she's 20x more savvy than everyone, save obama, who's run in the last two election cycles, she's got a great, cutting way in debates, she's deep into details on policy. by no means perfect, but a very good candidate.

i'm not a fan of her centerist leanings, but i prefer her over, say, a president christie.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link

chris christie is not going to be president for cryin' out loud

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

sez you

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link

I'd be happy to place a wager against it

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link

i have $100,000,000.00 in invisible monopoly-money, ready to take your wager.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

seriously, why do you all think the tide has turned against christie?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

Because the GOP donor class isn't giving him dough.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:47 (ten years ago) link

When the money stops, you know a candidate is done.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

i've kinda checked out of politics lately, but i thought christie was making peace with the tea-party, and had the establishment solidly on his side. something change?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

i realize anything's possible, there's prob a parallel universe where president palin just declared martial law, but christie's still dealing with a pretty major scandal that's not going away any time soon and hillary has a huge fanbase left over from her previous run.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link

Christie's staff killed an old woman.

Not actually joking.

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link

i actually thought the whole bridge-gate thing had blown-over (unless something shocking is unearthed)

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:50 (ten years ago) link

When the money stops, you know a candidate is done.

^^^^

GOP's got nobody, this is Hillary's to lose unfortunately.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link

He shit in his backyard too many times, and those recipients started wagging their tongues.

Nobody has ever spoken fondly of him, except they were glad he was willing to be an asshole in confronting the teacher's unions.

People think fondly of Hillary but as The Inevitable, it's only a matter of time before someone else in the party gets some play.

And there's a long time for someone to appear.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:51 (ten years ago) link

Would be nice to think of examples where old ladies won big elections. She'll be nearly 70 at the election.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link

And you know wing nuts will be leaking or demanding her health records.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

wingnuts are always leaking.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link

she'll peel women and aging white male votes from the gop, she's 20x more savvy than everyone, save obama, who's run in the last two election cycles, she's got a great, cutting way in debates, she's deep into details on policy.

you're wrong on almost all these points, imo. women are already a pretty solidly Democratic demo, and idk what her appeal to old white male GOPers is, they probably can still dredge up their hatred of her from previous Clinton administration if they're old enough. Dunno about "savvy", her campaign against Obama demonstrated she couldn't pivot too nimbly against new and challenging threats. don't recall her being particularly "cutting" in any of the debates (feel free to remind me of any quality zings), but being too "cutting" will = "Shrillary!" howls from the peanut gallery. And policy details put the electorate to sleep.

I think her biggest problem is she has no platform to run on besides a) being Hillary Clinton and b) getting shitloads of Dem cash.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

Would be nice to think of examples where old ladies won big elections. She'll be nearly 70 at the election.

tbf it happens all the time. in other countries.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

He shit in his backyard too many times, and those recipients started wagging their tongues.

Nobody has ever spoken fondly of him, except they were glad he was willing to be an asshole in confronting the teacher's unions.

People think fondly of Hillary but as The Inevitable, it's only a matter of time before someone else in the party gets some play.

And there's a long time for someone to appear.

― anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Thursday, February 13, 2014

well, like i said, i've been out-of-the-loop (by design) for awhile. still, a few points.

  • the cristie criticisms i've heard before, but they've been around for a long time, and yet he was seen as a 2016 gop favorite
  • hrc isn't "inevitable," and she'll downplay that notion this time around. but she is formidable, and the only person that seems likely to rise (from the left, where you'd expect the challenge to arise) is warren, who's amazing, but already said she won't run v. hrc.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 13 February 2014 23:58 (ten years ago) link

I don't think anyone's gonna really challenge Hillary from the left, where is the money going to come from

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Warren will get money from me.

schwantz, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

I think her biggest problem is she has no platform to run on besides a) being Hillary Clinton and b) getting shitloads of Dem cash.

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 13, 2014

policy-wise, she'll run mostly as obama's successor, but try to distance herself rhetorically. she'll continue pushing on the ACA (in fact, she could move to the left of obama on HCR, in at least subtle ways), she'll be a hawk, she'll push for comprehensive immigration reform, she'll probably endorse a strengthening of the safety net.

i guess the gop opponent will have a platform, but it will be the same retread, dumb ideas they've had for years now (yes, yes, i've heard they're working on an "anti-poverty" policy-package).

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

It's incredibly sad that we could end up with Bush, Clinton, Bush, (Obama), Clinton (or maybe Jeb?). Just the overwhelmingly lame aesthetics of that could damage HRC...

schwantz, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link

As far as her relationship with the press and Obama's voters in general, she's learned a great deal from her mistakes and from actually not winning for once in her life. Plus, everyone liked her enough as SoS.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:07 (ten years ago) link

It's incredibly sad that we could end up with Bush, Clinton, Bush, (Obama), Clinton (or maybe Jeb?). Just the overwhelmingly lame aesthetics of that could damage HRC...

― schwantz, Thursday, February 13, 2014

in times of trouble, go with what you know.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

Daniel, we know plenty more now about the guy Charles Pierce calls Big Chicken. Elizabeth Drew:

Moreover, the way the Christie administration has distributed Sandy funds is becoming a major scandal of its own. Christie had to fight hard to get the just over $60 billion in relief money approved by Congress. At the time, several members of Congress charged that some of the money would be diverted for projects that had little or nothing to do with hurricane damage. Unfortunately, those critics have already been proven right. Steve Kornacki of MSNBC has exposed more Christie issues than anyone else. Among Kornacki’s stories was a piece on the use of Sandy funds to build a seniors’ apartment complex in Belleville, an inland town barely affected by the hurricane. (The project was on the drawing board well before Sandy hit.)

There have been complaints, meanwhile, that while sections of the shore have been restored, in particular the tourist area, many people with houses on the Jersey shore that were devastated weren’t receiving the funds they deserved; no one knows what criteria were applied for helping people whose homes were destroyed almost a year and a half ago. Another issue that has brought trouble for Christie is that he used some of the federal money to pay for ads – not by the lowest bidder—about Sandy recovery efforts that featured his family in the months running up to his reelection. The company hired to assess the compliance of Sandy projects with the law was suddenly and mysteriously fired the first week of February.

If it turns out that Christie has used the federal relief payment as a slush fund, this has serious implications—not just for Christie and for his state but for any state in the country that has a natural disaster in the future. Christie’s activities are now of national import.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

what if hrc doesn't run?

omg. O'Malley v. Cuomo v. Hickenlooper v. Schweitzer v. Gillibrand v. Klobuchar v. Napolitano.

elizabeth warren, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. woo woo woo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:32 (ten years ago) link

kornacki the christie-killer.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

i agree, btw, that if christie used disaster relief as a slush-fund, it goes beyond hurting his political career. it's disgraceful, partly because it proves the right-wing cynics were correct, and could really hurt future disaster relief (which, obv., is urgently needed after a devastating event like sandy).

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link

Plus, Christie hugged a black president in October 2012, a sin for which the GOP has never forgiven him and used as an example of his apostasy because they're stupid.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link

he looks so happy

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link

a biden vs. christie race would be...something.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

Plus, Christie hugged a black president in October 2012, a sin for which the GOP has never forgiven him and used as an example of his apostasy because they're stupid.

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 13, 2014

how big a deal is this? i mean, say christie's politics are almost perfectly aligned with the gop base, and his one misstep was the sandy situation (which, of course, includes his hugging pres. obama). is he DOA in the 2016 primary?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

say christie's politics are almost perfectly aligned with the gop base

let's stop right there

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link

xps presumably before some kid transferred into his district and took the starting catcher's job

mookieproof, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:39 (ten years ago) link

why? it's a hypothetical question. not taking a position either way. i'm genuinely curious about how serious that one moment of bad-optics was for the gop base.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:40 (ten years ago) link

xps presumably before some kid transferred into his district and took the starting catcher's job

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 13, 2014

president christie will not stop until he hunts-down that kid and drone-kills him.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Other than defending Muslims, there is no -- none -- difference between Christie and the GOP in 2014.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:40 (ten years ago) link

okay. so exactly how heretical is his "hugging a black president" moment?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link

i mean, the gop's know about that very public image -- and been upset about the timing -- for over a year now. but that's not what's supposedly stopping or slowing christie.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

oh I dunno, used to be pro-choice, "soft" on immigration - there's some light there I think

xp

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

He lost the election because he hugged this thing and thus showed he was a RINO all along, according to the base.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link

wait, wasn't christie leading polls of republicans recently as the 2016 favorite? they knew about the "hugging the black president" moment then, and all the other gop contenders were just as high-profile at that time as they are now, but the polls still favored christie v. other gop hopefuls.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link

i dunno. if his 15 minutes of fame is over, i'll hardly cry about it. i just didn't realize we'd reached that point.

good going, america.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link

Daniel, watch Chris Hayes, who as I'm typing is reviewing the Sandy allegations.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

The hug won't hurt Christie at all. The Sandy allegations are much, much more potent for obvious reasons.

Am so glad Biden has no chance in this thing.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link

christie's done. hugging a gay black chicago thug muslim kenyan weak dictator didn't kill him but it's part of why nobody really has his back, it's part of why rand paul is able to get traction continuing to attack. this christie thing has made msnbc completely unwatchable btw. john cornyn's tea party challenger has been using a pic of cornyn hugging obama from a photoshopped image of crist hugging obama in their campaign against him. moveon/kos used lieberman hugging bush against him in 2006.

hillary doesn't have a platform yet cuz it's 2014

balls, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Daniel, watch Chris Hayes, who as I'm typing is reviewing the Sandy allegations.

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, February 13, 2014

on it (and thanks). but since you and i are the only people watching chris-hayes right now . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

lol xpost

balls, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

omg is RAND PAUL gonna be the nominee? hrc v. rand is almost better than hrc v. christie.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link

this christie thing has made msnbc completely unwatchable btw

dude, it was unwatchable EXCEPT for Kornacki and Hayes. Now it's tedious. But, you know, journalism.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ otmfm

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link

what's really sad there is that kornacki and hayes should switch roles. another discussion for another thread.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link

I don't see how Rand Paul gets the nomination, even with a solid year to rehab his image

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

dammit.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

Christie's biggest problem is that he is an asshole and being an asshole (especially in this day and age) usually gets in the way of a presidential run. It's hard for an asshole to be consistently telegenic.

And while we're at it, America is not ready to elect a fat person.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link

most gop hopefuls are assholes.

  • rand paul? asshole
  • paul ryan? asshole (can't see how people keep paul and rand/rand and ryan's names straight)
  • rick santorum? asshole
  • ted cruz? huge, huge asshole
so . . . JEB BUSH? MARCO RUBIO? SCOTT WALKER? hoo-boy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link

Nice try Alfred but that shit won't fly in These Times.

Rand Paul - slight asshole tendencies, but not perceived as an asshole
Paul Ryan - not widely perceived as an asshole
Rick Santorum - asshole
Ted Cruz - asshole

None of those guys can raise money well, although Cruz is a bit untested.

Jeb Bush - not an asshole, can raise money
Rubio - not an asshole, can raise money
Scott Walker - not an asshole, likely can raise money

Not that many people think Jeb actually wants the job.

anything but a martyr (dandydonweiner), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:39 (ten years ago) link

lol, the gop is deep in its "wandering aimlessly in the wilderness" phase if it's gonna be rand v. ryan v. rubio. walker, eh, but really no.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link

that is one motley crew of a primary.

COME BACK, HERMAN CAIN, ALL IS FORGIVEN.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link

no it isn't

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Friday, 14 February 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link

Walker's just not likeable enough to translate to a national stage, imo. He may play in the primaries, but no further.

Of course, John Kerry came close to taking the White House in 2004 and he's a blank piece of paper.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link

I would love to see the GOP hip-deep in Santorum for as long as humanly endurable in 2016.

Aimless, Friday, 14 February 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link

she'll make a fantastic candidate, especially if she's savvy enough to pivot left lie her ass off to liberal idiots on select issues

"Christie's staff killed an old woman" was actually dismissed by the old woman's family, but no lie is too large told on behalf of the party that blows apart Yemenistaniwherever kids with drones.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 February 2014 03:14 (ten years ago) link

(kids and old women I bet)

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 February 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link

also why will Rodham have to "pivot left" at all? The primaries are going to be a coronation, I thought? Rob Reiner said so.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 February 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link

she'll make a fantastic candidate, especially if she's savvy enough to pivot left lie her ass off to liberal idiots on select issues

yes this is exactly what i meant!

http://rightpunditry.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/liberal_idiot.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 14 February 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link

I would love to see the GOP hip-deep in Santorum for as long as humanly endurable in 2016.

― Aimless, Thursday, February 13, 2014 6:04 PM

Coffee break's over, back on your heads.

nickn, Friday, 14 February 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link

picture of our next president.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 23 February 2014 23:56 (ten years ago) link

twitching.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 23 February 2014 23:57 (ten years ago) link

hm! poll finds republicans resistant to chris christie's presidential candidacy. shocking!

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 05:11 (ten years ago) link

i mean, if christie and jeb are unacceptable, as the poll suggests, then the gop has only clowns stuffed into their traditional clown-car (i guess maybe scott walker mig ... nah, clown).

of course, if hrc (and, absent her, warren) doesn't run, then it could be clowns all around. biden? eh . . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 05:17 (ten years ago) link

and hey, look who has the most support among republicans, including self-described conservatives!

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i54/2/10/18/frabz-Hi-Im-mitt-romney-i-hate-food-stamps-42e066.jpg

hilary v. mitt would be a fun general-election. two retirees!

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 05:27 (ten years ago) link

well, hrc isn't a retiree, but i can't recall a general election where both nominees didn't have definite, ongoing employment while they ran (even if the employment was an elected political position).

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 March 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link

Romney was fun once.

That poll must be delusional. My guess is that Romney finished that election as the most despised Republican candidate--despised within his own party--since Nixon. And even Nixon had undying love within part of the party, even past resignation--don't think Romney had actual support anywhere, except for those two or three weeks post-debate when he appeared to be winning. And that was after they had already tried to hand the nomination to almost everyone in the country.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link

"handing the nomination to almost everyone in the country" was essentially media-created bullshit suspense.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link

Don't agree--it was a refection how much they really didn't want to nominate Romney. They did, in the end, because the election was there to be won, and there was a survival instinct that prevented them from conceding it up front with Gingrich or Santorum or anybody else.

But it wasn't the media that lost all those primaries that Romney should have won handily.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 March 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

the "media" didn't decide on having two dozen debates

romney love is toldja so gloating about the ukraine and some morons floating 'maybe he should run again!' (some of these morons are connected to romney tbf).

balls, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link

The primaries were a dog-and-pony farce. The GOP Big Money was riding Mitt to the end, and his nomination was never in serious danger even given his performance in debates and underwhelming stagger thru the delegate count.

I'm not going to link to an M Dowd column, but she wrote last Sunday "Brace Yourself for Hillary and Jeb," and to me that's the most inevitable of unlikely scenarios.

Just as Hillary clears the Democratic field if she is healthy and runs, a major Romney donor told The Washington Post that “if Jeb Bush is in the race, he clears the field.” Jeb acknowledged in Long Island on Monday, referring to his mom’s tart comment that “if we can’t find more than two or three families to run for higher office, that’s silly,” that “it’s an issue for sure.” He added, “It’s something that, if I run, I would have to overcome that. And so will Hillary, by the way. Let’s keep the same standards for everybody.”

I will spend as many days outside the country as fucking possible that fall.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

the most popular presidential last name in recent history against the least popular presidential last name in recent history. exciting!

Mordy , Friday, 7 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

in Israel?

Dubya's poll numbers have gone up since he left the WH btw

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

barely, ime bush is still hated in this country and clinton celebrated

Mordy , Friday, 7 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

also i have no idea who israel would support since they both seem like very pro-israel candidates to me. tbh it's not super relevant to anything except for the fact that on other thread's i talk about israel? you gotta stay on topic bro.

Mordy , Friday, 7 March 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

Clinton is a real candidate for the most effectively illiberal president of my lifetime. he's a fucking monster. What my fellow residents think i couldn't give a fuck.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

they both seem like very pro-israel candidates to me

all general election candidates since a long time have been "pro-israel." they wouldn't dare to be anything but. netanyahu's insanity notwithstanding.

espring (amateurist), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

yeah who was the last anti-Israel candidate, I can't think of a single one

the most popular presidential last name in recent history against the least popular presidential last name in recent history. exciting!

― Mordy , Friday, March 7, 2014

w has made a comeback! the era of "george w. bush, president of the united states of america"-nostalgia is upon us.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 7 March 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

Nixon was a total anti-semite but even he was pro-Israel

xp

yeah who was the last anti-Israel candidate, I can't think of a single one

― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, March 7, 2014 3:44 PM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the closest would be eisenhower! carter has become a major critic of israel, but i don't believe that was the case when he was in office. but in any event as long as i've been voting there hasn't been a real strong critic of israel up for the presidency.

espring (amateurist), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

and eisenhower was by no means "anti-israel." i dare say we've never had any such thing--no notable anti-israel major-party candidate.

espring (amateurist), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link

Poppy Bush was in some measures the least kiss-ass

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

he'll be dead this year

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

no gambling plz

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link

Klobuchar! Klobuchar! Klobuchar!

http://www.thenation.com/blog/178717/bernie-sanders-i-am-prepared-run-president-united-states

What's Bernie gotten done? Not a whole helluva lot. But I would vote for him in a Dem primary, and even moreso "throw away my vote" on him 32 short months hence.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link

MS is such a lost cause electorally I'd be happy to give him my vote too.

I can't turn my heart into a nabkin dispender. (WilliamC), Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link

yeah i'd vote for him easy. i'd prefer someone who's more likely to actually scare team clinton (and i don't think it would take much, not after what happened in 08) but a sanders campaign would make alot more sense than cuomo or whoever. there's this real cw that the grownups are gonna take the party back in 2016 and anything that can disabuse that notion should be encouraged.

bush the elder easily the least pro-israel president (part of what got them to the negotiating table), ike and ford both threatened to remove us support or 'reevaluate' the relationship over dustups though. least pro-israel 'legitimate' candidate is buchanan i'm guessing. thought taft might be in the running but apparently he was a pretty big zionist.

balls, Saturday, 8 March 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Buchanan never got the nom tho

yeah he won a primary though, i'm just thinking anyone that was remotely in the running, not a larouche type or david duke or whoever. not ron paul.

balls, Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link

Lol I forgot he actually won something. High point of his career.

poor George

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

“Nearly a dozen groups exist solely for the purpose of stopping Hillary Clinton from becoming president. America Rising has proven that they have lots of energy and a solid command of rehashed political rhetoric," Adrienne Elrod, communications director for Correct The Record, told TPM. "If we want to be successful in 2016, we have to put the structure in place now to defend her and make sure her successful record of accomplishments is part of the daily narrative."

Here's an example of the back-and-forth: As the Ukraine crisis escalated in March, America Rising blasted Clinton for her handling of Russia as secretary of state. Correct The Record countered against the right wing's "selective memory" of her tenure. Then America Rising mocked their defensiveness.

"They're trying to be a check on us. They sprouted out as a response to what we're doing," Miller said with what seemed like satisfaction.

Only 31 more months until November 2016.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/america-rising-hillary-clinton

uuuugh

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link

my goal over the next two years is to ignore the 2016 race as much as possible

marcos, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

It seems so damn childish to have these two expensive operations daily taunting one another in their attempt to fill the near-vacuum of worthwhile ideas among DC insiders. But controlling that vapid discourse has real world effects, so injecting a few cross currents into the flow from conservative think tanks at least disrupts the smooth and rapid formation of Koch-dominated conventional wisdom among policy makers.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link

man rand taking alot of oppo research hits early - gop trying to nip this shit in the bud before the crazies get a chance to throw some primaries to him in 2016?

balls, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link

rand was never winning any gop presidential primary. he's a nut. but he's kind of an endearing nut, and i hope, when he announces the suspension of his presidential campaign, he goes all "ayn-rand-ian," and calls for total anarchy. like the nincompoop gang from the big lebowski.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

like i said, a nut. but endearing.

http://dc686.4shared.com/img/CmO2r5Hz/s7/14176ffda08/Rand_Paul_Republican_Lib_Weed_.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) on Sunday said he doesn't believe that human activity is behind climate change.

"I don't agree with the notion that some are putting out there, including scientists, that somehow there are actions we can take today that would actually have an impact on what's happening in our climate," he said on ABC's "This Week." "Our climate is always changing. And what they have chosen to do is take a handful of decades of research and say that this is now evidence of a longer-term trend that's directly and almost solely attributable to manmade activity, I do not agree with that."

ABC's Jonathan Karl pressed Rubio on his belief that humans don't have anything to do with global warming.

"But let me get this straight, you do not think that human activity, its production of CO2, has caused warming to our planet?" Karl asked.

"I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it. That's what I do not -- and I do not believe that the laws that they propose we pass will do anything about it...

dammit, i'm playing dipshit bingo and i was THIS close, but it feels like there's one thing Rubio forgot to say. what was it...

Except it will destroy our economy," Rubio responded.

BINGO

famous instagram Dog (Karl Malone), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

I would like to mount a serious campaign as the candidate of the Destroy Our Economy party.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

"a handful of decades"

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

rubio is a total lightweight. every time he does something in public he fucks it up somehow.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 12 May 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ so so so otm.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

Any Herman Cains on the horizon for 2016? Palin will make an excellent Newt Gingrich one day, although '16's too soon. She'll come back from years in the wilderness, with a fanatical 5% of the party still with her, still high on pit bulls and Joe the Plumber. After causing near-riots at a couple of debates, she'll seize the lead for a couple of weeks. And then, etc., etc.

clemenza, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link

They're all Herman Cains.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Your phrasing made me think of an alternate ending for Spike Lee's Malcolm X: "I'm Herman Cain!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQbH_0QWJb0

clemenza, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

Palin will make an excellent Newt Gingrich one day

The very idea of this is cracking me right up.

wild-eyed, high-volume bursts of pious indignation (Dan Peterson), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

Greenwald:

Hillary is banal, corrupted, drained of vibrancy and passion. I mean, she’s been around forever, the Clinton circle. She’s a fucking hawk and like a neocon, practically. She’s surrounded by all these sleazy money types who are just corrupting everything everywhere. But she’s going to be the first female president, and women in America are going to be completely invested in her candidacy. Opposition to her is going to be depicted as misogynistic, like opposition to Obama has been depicted as racist. It’s going to be this completely symbolic messaging that’s going to overshadow the fact that she’ll do nothing but continue everything in pursuit of her own power. They’ll probably have a gay person after Hillary who’s just going to do the same thing.

I hope this happens so badly, because I think it’ll be so instructive in that regard. It’ll prove the point. Americans love to mock the idea of monarchy, and yet we have our own de facto monarchy. I think what these leaks did is, they demonstrated that there really is this government that just is the kind of permanent government that doesn’t get affected by election choices and that isn’t in any way accountable to any sort of democratic transparency and just creates its own world off on its own.

Mordy, Monday, 12 May 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link

He's not wrong, but he's also Glenn Greenwald and should be punched in the face.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 May 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 May 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link

why?

espring (amateurist), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link

seriously why, i'd forgive him a few sins thanks to all he's done to bring out all the info about the US surveillance state.

fight the real enemy, etc.

ok this --

I hope this happens so badly

is really shitty, he wants bad things to happen just so he can have been right along? he does sound like a snotty teenager there.

women in America are going to be completely invested in her candidacy

i admit that this will probably depress me, i'm already more than sick of all the memes on social media about hillary being a feminist badass from people who probably haven't taken a moment to scrutinize her politics.

espring (amateurist), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

it'll be a triumph of identity politics over every other kind of politics

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 May 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

Greenwald has two default positions: self-satisfied smugface and bratty manchild. Neither of them endear even his most salient arguments to me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 May 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

The wealth of info he uncovers exonerates the self-satisfaction. He's got a lot to be satisfied about!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

which is why we don't need third rate MSNBC Chuck Toddisms from him.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Greenwald has two default positions: self-satisfied smugface and bratty manchild. Neither of them endear even his most salient arguments to me.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, May 12, 2014 6:18 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these are pretty minor sins compared to everything else he's done. they certainly don't invalidate anything. so you wouldn't want to be alone with him at a garden party; so what?

espring (amateurist), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

there's plenty to criticize about GG, he's abrasive and repetitive and long-winded and he said way too many nice things about ron paul a while back, but he's still a fucking hero for so many reasons and 95 percent of the criticism directed at him by progressives is total garbage by ppl who are either arguing out of careerist jealousy (the exiled/nsfw crew) or in bad faith (that wretched sean wilentz piece from a few months back).

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

i do find it weird and off-putting when GG brags that he and snowden are 'saving the best for last' in terms of timing the release of stories, there's a sort of childish glee there that's hard to imagine coming from past whistleblowers and it sort of hurts the seriousness of his case imo.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link

But after the cant and sententiousness of so many cable pundits it's refreshing.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:39 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i could care less about GG's personality, but the strategy of "saving the best for last" bugs me too. if "the best" means that it's the biggest govt. privacy invasion of all (maybe i'm off in that assumption), then why wouldn't he want to lead with that story first, to hasten the process of exposing it and fixing it?

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 May 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

i dunno i think it's good that someone who thinks in terms of publicity is in charge of this. the way that revelations from the snowden files have systematically undercut the lies told by officials to explain earlier revelations has been effective.

espring (amateurist), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

greenwald is smart and insufferable.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link

he's not wrong about hillary clinton, but in some ways, i don't care. i do care that HRC is too much of a hawk, and even more of an incrementalist than pres. obama, but i still want her to be president. the only alternative is a gop clown, who would likely be disastrous. and having grown-up in the era of democrats who make you want to hang your head in shame, just based on their personalities (e.g., dukakis), i'm happy with a democratic dynasty over 12 -- 16 years.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:22 (ten years ago) link

well, he did say he wanted her to win.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link

tho i have my doubts about the wisdom of his 'things should just keep getting worse, so it'll demonstrate how bad things are!' attitude.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link

Rodham should be punched in the face

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link

having grown-up in the era of democrats who make you want to hang your head in shame, just based on their personalities (e.g., dukakis)

keep that head hanging

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:56 (ten years ago) link

unless it's just charismatic [sic] monsters that make you happy

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

charismatic monsters make me so happy!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:08 (ten years ago) link

outrageous. now, statler and waldorf, those are some charismatic monsters.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/128723/waldorf-hits-statler-o.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:11 (ten years ago) link

that's no muppet. that's george w. bush, looking for the third-term that was promised to him.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link

Opposition to her is going to be depicted as misogynistic

I see what GG is going for here, but it seems hard to deny that there is going to be a tidal wave of actually misogynistic opposition to HRC when she's nominated, and it's going to dwarf any opposition to her based on "she likes bankers and war too much"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

there's going to be a three-tiered opposition: (a) she's an establishment elitist, too cozy with bankers; (b) Benghazi!, Worse than Watergate!©; (c) an ugly campaign resuscitating every scandal mentioned during the 90s.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

on the other hand, she is a semi-charismatic monster, so maybe it's best if rand paul is president.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:18 (ten years ago) link

(b) Benghazi!, Worse than Watergate!©; (c) an ugly campaign resuscitating every scandal mentioned during the 90s.

probably prefer benghazi to 90's scanal mania all things considered

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:19 (ten years ago) link

you're getting both, for months and months. so settle in; it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link

(that's my 50s starlet imitation. been working on it all week)

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link

can we turn off the internet for the 18 months leading up to the 2016 election?

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 05:21 (ten years ago) link

can we turn off the internet for the 18 months leading up to the 2016 election?

― espring (amateurist), Tuesday, May 13, 2014

http://perpetuallite.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/hell-no.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 11:24 (ten years ago) link

probably prefer benghazi to 90's scanal mania all things considered

― Clay, Tuesday, May 13, 2014 12:19 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, you don't miss discussions of how HRC had Vince Foster killed?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

not just vince foster!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

maybe, like, 100 -- 300 of the clinton's political enemies. you got to get deep, deep into the underground to get the real info.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

the first comment is the obvious one, but it bears repeating:

Karl Rove is an expert in diagnosing brain damage. He spent so many years so close to George W.

espring (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why a Bernie Sanders candidacy would not accomplish a single solitary thing

http://www.salon.com/2014/06/03/no_bernie_sanders_should_not_run_for_president_why_his_challenge_would_achieve_little/

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

Her quotes that were linked in there are really clueless.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

Bill worked really hard

we had to buy houses

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

Watching her with Diane Sawyer I relieved the nightmare. So weird I'm already feeling nostalgia for late '07-era Obama's stentorian platitudes.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link

In essence, the result of that 2008 near tie vote was that Obama got to go first with the understanding that Clinton would automatically get the nomination 8 years later. What this means is that (barring unforeseen circumstances)there will have been no left wing challenge in presidential races for 16 years and I think that suits the Party and its rich donors just fine. They hate primaries. And since they will have had 16 uninterrupted years of preferred policy, even as the voters get to feel the inspiration of the two historic firsts, why would anyone rock the boat?

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com.br/2014/06/that-marriage-of-convenience-was.html

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link

Progressives might have been able to leverage that fierce competition in 2008 but they got caught up in the emotion just like everyone else...

shame on u alfred

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link

I would never use "leverage" as a verb

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

is there a precedent for a totally uncontested nomination like this?

I would love more than anything for Hillary to get pushed by the left by somebody/something - because she is actually susceptible to pressure - but I don't know where it's going to come from. probably nowhere.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:19 (ten years ago) link

Taft.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

she is actually susceptible to pressure

I must've missed this. Anyway, pressure is off once the presidency starts and you can chuck everything you said in the campaign, as BHO has illustrated.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

I would love more than anything for Hillary to get pushed by the left off a cliff

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

Hillary's political m.o. is basically "if that is the way the winds are blowing, let no one say I don't also blow"

First term presidents are susceptible to financial pressure/lobbyists (gotta get re-elected!), second termers aren't susceptible to any pressure beyond the threat of impeachment.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

and they're usually hamstrung by the opposing party and their own party's re-election schemes; nothing much ever happens in 2nd terms except on the unpredictable foreign policy front

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

is there a precedent for a totally uncontested nomination like this?

it's still only 2014, i'm assuming there will likely be some kind of challenger?

marcos, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

Hard to imagine -- even that crazed socialist Bill deBlasio is trying to arrange the coronation for Brooklyn.

I'm hoping for any kind of surprise to unleash that leaden Rodham spontaneity.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

no money = no challenger

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

hillary already has challengers announced and more likely but 2016 for dems looks like an old style gop coronation. 2016 for repubs looks like an old style dem clusterfuck.

edwards was the progressive candidate in 08, seem to recall a good number of fools who bought his war on poverty come to jesus, ignored that previously in his political career (where he'd been exposed as a lightweight already) he'd been a true blue dlc type who wanted to make the democratic party more 'business friendly'. he tried to play kingmaker (it was assumed among other things he wanted attorney general) but other flaws in the man ultimately made him as irrelevant and powerless as the progressive grass roots (he was already as vain).

balls, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

idk anybody on the left that ever took Edwards seriously

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 23:36 (ten years ago) link

Watching her with Diane Sawyer I relieved the nightmare.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

Had the same problem. Before I had any feelings about anybody else, I unequivocally didn't want her to win in 2008. In the six years since, with her largely of out of view, that fingernails-on-a-blackboard antipathy has faded. The first time she let loose with one of her Amy Poehler guffaws in the Sawyer interview, it flared up.

clemenza, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

a good number of fools who bought his war on poverty come to jesus, ignored that previously in his political career (where he'd been exposed as a lightweight already) ...

up to here u could be talkin bout the sainted Bobby Kennedy

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 00:14 (ten years ago) link

I would totally vote for Russ but let's be serious

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

So depressing that we are fucking sleepwalking toward a HRC nomination.

schwantz, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

i'd prefer a nominee further to the left, but not sure another democratic candidate would win (maybe warren).

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link

Warren shouldn't run tho, she is needed in the Senate

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link

i agree (at least this election cycle).

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:09 (ten years ago) link

feel like people push her because she's the only alternative to Hillary that trumps her "I'll be the First Lady President" angle (which admittedly is going to be just as much of a factor, if not moreso, than Barack's "First Black President" appeal)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link

also because she's (in her own, understated way) a magnetic candidate, with the potential to be totally presidential. she's maybe a little too fiery and blunt now, but that's partly what i like about her.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link

in a weird way I don't know any women who are enthusiastic about Hillary the way people were enthusiastic about Obama. there's this sort of measured acknowledgment that on her merits she is not really that great.... but

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

I knew plenty in 2008. Now? Notsomuch.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

my mom is so excited for president hillary

Mordy, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

how is Warren more fiery and blunt than any man?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

Don't really know that much about any of this at this point (so discouraged), but it feels like these days (especially with evolving demographics) it's more about firing people up and getting them out to vote than it is about appealing to some magical (and idiotic) set of "reasonable" undecided voters. In that case, HRC seems like a not-so-great candidate, esp. If she's not going to fire up women in any big way.

I'm just wondering if some sort of straight-talking liberal (like Warren, but it doesn't have to be her) would actually have success these days. Polls seem to suggest people are more liberal on many issues than they think they are. But I may just be caught in in a bunch of liberal blogosphere horseshit, I dunno.

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link

how is Warren more fiery and blunt than any man?

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, June 11, 2014

her grilling of the bankers testifying before congress, and of the s.e.c. officials who hadn't brought a single case against those bankers to trial, was especially fiery and blunt (much moreso than the blowhard questions that other representatives ask). it's more that she's blunt, doesn't seem to pander, is a very focused cross-examiner, and carries herself in a way that can all seem sort of "northeastern elitist" to some.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link

waren is no more fiery and blunt than any man, e.g., richard gephardt, bill richardson, evan bayh, tom vilsack, etc? many, maybe most, recent democratic presidential candidates have overly-mannered, overly-calculated panderers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link

why a Bernie Sanders candidacy would not accomplish a single solitary thing

http://www.salon.com/2014/06/03/no_bernie_sanders_should_not_run_for_president_why_his_challenge_would_achieve_little/

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 4, 2014 2:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a strange argument for you of all people to accept

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that was a pretty cynical piece. But of course Salon have always been tireless Clinton boosters.

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

...to put it generously.

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:37 (ten years ago) link

It seems far from a pro-Hillary piece (and yes, even farther from being pro-Obama).

There is no reason to suspect, after all these years, Hillary Clinton in the White House will be any better than the Hillary Clinton we have come to know as a hawkish corporate Democrat; if history’s any guide, she’ll be worse.

clemenza, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link

is Salon pro-HRC these days? I have no idea.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link

this is a strange argument for you of all people to accept

bullshit, bcz we're done, it's e$$entially fixed, and none of it matters

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:34 (ten years ago) link

if anyone on the true anticorporate left managed to win the billion-dollar POTUS auction, they would not live to January 20.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link

Hope and change!

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:40 (ten years ago) link

also Bernie Sanders is a hack who says pretty things

and Hellary is not going to be "pushed" anywhere ideologically, as like her hubby she had her principles lanced in the '70s

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:41 (ten years ago) link

Ew @ "lanced."

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link

If Brooklyn gets the Dem convention I am v interested in seeing how deBlasio instructs the NYPD to handle protests, which should be daily and vigorous.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link

don't you mean vigorou$

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:51 (ten years ago) link

hard to $ay

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 02:30 (ten years ago) link

"What is this, Russia? We're not allowed to get rich anymore?" - Paul Begala

http://www.fair.org/blog/2014/06/11/crossfire-clueless-on-israeli-occupation/

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Russia has more millionaires than any other country iirc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 June 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

She could've just said, “I did not grow up even imagining gay marriage and I don’t think you did either. This was an incredible new and important idea that people on the front lines of the gay right movement began to talk about and slowly, but surely, convinced others about the rightness of that position. I was initially reluctant because I didn't know much about it; eventually I began to see how important it was to gay friends. They convinced me I had a moral obligation to support it."

Instead she attacks one of NPR's more annoying questioners.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/hillary-gay-marriage-npr-terry-gross

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

"Well, Terry, Bill and I thought we knew how to count votes at the time -- our pollsters stick to us like flies on shit."

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 June 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

totally dgaf about what she thinks or thought about this issue, since it's totally immaterial now

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 June 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

in the end everybody in the legislature were total cowards, it took the courts to do it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 June 2014 21:16 (ten years ago) link

why are you un-American?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 June 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link

force of habit

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 June 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link

this is a strange argument for you of all people to accept

bullshit, bcz we're done, it's e$$entially fixed, and none of it matters

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 11, 2014 8:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if this is true, why bother posting here at all? or even giving a 2nd thought to any of it? i'm sure you can find things to do that are more fun, and i'm sure few of us would miss the constant above-it-all dispatches. it's win-win. i am not being facetious.

that said, i'm the dr. morbius of dr. morbius, since I hold out little hope that you'll stop trolling here. nothing will change. it's all fixed.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

what is that behind her? is that a translucent coat of arms?

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link

oh you haven't watched that yet? so many lolz to be had

Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

link?

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

http://www.56.com/u73/v_MTE1MDcxOTQy.html

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 June 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

am, I AM DONE WITH YOU SPECIFICALLY. BOOM!

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 June 2014 05:07 (ten years ago) link

NOT ABOVE IT ALL, JUST ABOVE YOU

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 June 2014 05:08 (ten years ago) link

whatever. you live in new york, right? you should order some russian food at 2 AM. i wish i could do that.

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 13 June 2014 07:43 (ten years ago) link

That video is incredible.

schwantz, Friday, 13 June 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

was struck by this offhand observation, in the middle of the NYT's unjustly admiring profile of neocon blowhard robert kagan:

But Exhibit A for what Robert Kagan describes as his “mainstream” view of American force is his relationship with former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who remains the vessel into which many interventionists are pouring their hopes. Mr. Kagan pointed out that he had recently attended a dinner of foreign-policy experts at which Mrs. Clinton was the guest of honor, and that he had served on her bipartisan group of foreign-policy heavy hitters at the State Department, where his wife worked as her spokeswoman.

“I feel comfortable with her on foreign policy,” Mr. Kagan said, adding that the next step after Mr. Obama’s more realist approach “could theoretically be whatever Hillary brings to the table” if elected president. “If she pursues a policy which we think she will pursue,” he added, “it’s something that might have been called neocon, but clearly her supporters are not going to call it that; they are going to call it something else.”

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link

I still believe in a place I pour Hope.

pplains, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 00:50 (ten years ago) link

Hillary was in Toronto today, speaking to the Board of Trade about how she's not sure if she's running for president, she has to give that some thought, and then over to Indigo for a book signing. Actually would have gone down for the second if it had been summer break.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

the fuck outta here with this triangulation bullshit:

Former President Bill Clinton, in a video message to be broadcast this week, says he was “honored and grateful to be among the voices urging” the overturning of the Defense of Marriage Act, the measure he signed into law in 1996 that barred federal recognition of same-sex marriages.

Mr. Clinton’s remarks will be included in a special program to honor gay rights activists that will be shown on Thursday on Logo TV, a cable channel aimed at gay and lesbian viewers. The special, called “Trailblazers,” will mark the first anniversary of the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn the marriage act, and will pay tribute to two figures in the case: Roberta A. Kaplan, a lawyer, and Edith Windsor, the plaintiff.

“As marriage equality spreads across the states, the number of people impacted by these two amazing women will only continue to grow,” Mr. Clinton said, according to a transcript of his comments.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 June 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

defines chutzpah as well as any prez we've had, I'm sure he wd set a new standard for First Spouses too

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 June 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

wow. but the events of 1996 have far exceeded the statute of limitations on the memories of potential voters, so he can say whatever he wants now, pretty much

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

rmde

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

i know a lot of ppl who have changed their mind of gay marriage between 1996 and today (like all of the centrist/labor-democrats i know) so i doubt that they'll forgive him bc they forgot what happened in 96 - they probably see him mirroring their own evolution on the issue.

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

"evolution"

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

aren't american politics pretty much a history of ppl evolving on various issues? first a cause is championed by a minority - they make a compelling case (here, an ethical one) - and slowly ppl come around to it until it builds steam and policy changes.

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

also old people die

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

i'm just saying that in my world of old ppl...

Mordy, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

obviously this is not one of the reasons he should currently be serving a life sentence.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

The Clintons understand that large numbers of voters who accept gay marriage in 2014 were equally accepting of DOMA in 1996.

Aimless, Monday, 23 June 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

It's not voters accepting gay marriage in 2014 – it's the sanctimony with which those two affirm their believe in gay marriage when that man signed DOMA in the middle of the night in 1996.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 14:11 (nine years ago) link

it's amazing they don't break their arms patting themselves on the back that hard

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

It's easy when yer secretly laughing at the chumps.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

not looking forward to another 4-8 years of this shit

marcos, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

Of this thread.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

she can be stopped.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

(they) (it)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link

by what?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

a primary challenge

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link

but she's the Dem's Bob Dole and John McCain, therefore She's Earned It, according to donors.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link

primary challenge not going to be permitted

expect the unexpected

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link

starting to think Morbz has an elaborate assassination plot in mind

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link

I am a peaceful man, and do not stoop to my enemy's level except on alternate Thursdays

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

someone already ahead of that curve:

Arkansas GOP leader resigns after Clinton comment

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - The Republican Party of Arkansas says a district chairman has resigned a day after he was quoted saying that Hillary Clinton "would probably get shot at the state line" if she ran for president in 2016.

GOP Chairman Doyle Webb says Johnny Rhoda resigned Wednesday as 2nd District Republican chairman. On Tuesday, U.S. News reported that Rhoda said in an interview that he didn't believe Clinton was popular in Arkansas and that a presidential campaign wouldn't be well-received.

Webb said in a statement that Rhoda was "apologetic" for the statements and that they were an unnecessary distraction for the party.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

reminder that a lunatic did in fact shoot the state chair of the democratic party in arkansas six years ago

balls, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

not looking forward to another 4-8 years of this shit

You do have to give the DNC til 2024 to find a transgendered Latino paraplegic candidate who's willing to kill citizens on American soil without due process.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

megalol at political hacks (ie Chris Ciliza) arguing that Hillary will get more out of Congress because of her history of compromise/negotiation. If the GOP still controls the House in 2016 they won't give her any victories either, let's be real now.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

"evolution"

― Οὖτις, Monday, June 23, 2014 12:11 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno if i'm quite as cynical about this concept as other folks here. i mean, maybe "evolution" is too polite a term, but how else do you describe it when the needle shifts so far in so little time? a LOT of americans went from being reflexively anti-marriage equality to being more-or-less thoughtfully pro-marriage equality from the 1990s to today.

there's no doubt that the clintons' attempt to say that they were against what they were for is pretty rotten, esp. when they don't really need to bother. obama has gotten away with referring to his own personal "evolution" and the clintons would probably be fine doing so as well. but lying is like an instinct to them—instead of being the thing you do when you're backed into a corner, it's the default response.

but in honesty this feels like so much water under the bridge to me. there are plenty of other reasons to find a clinton presidency (or just candidacy) unpalatable.

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

The difference is that as obviously political Obama's bleatings about "evolution" were he DID endorse some kind of gay marriage years before he became president.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

lying is like an instinct to them—instead of being the thing you do when you're backed into a corner, it's the default response.

in other words this

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

i'd be a paranoid mess if i were hillary clinton, how does she keep her lies and obfuscations straight? does she have a point person to keep track of all that stuff?

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link

how does she keep her lies and obfuscations straight?

This is one of the least palatable features of US democracy. Anyone who sets out, whatever their motives, seeking a position where they have some power to set public policy, has to reckon with a thousand political factors that have nothing to do with what they personally think would be good policy and everything to do with getting 50.01% of the votes cast in any given election, or else they will forfeit almost all power to participate in government and be as impotent as the rest of us. This has been true since roughly 1800. You'd think we'd get used to this wretched state of affairs eventually, but we never seem to.

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

Didn't realize till this morning there was a makeover underway.

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/perry.glasses.jpeg

clemenza, Sunday, 6 July 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link

hi!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 July 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

he look smart.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 6 July 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

A Texan wearing big black glasses like that? That'll be the day!

pplains, Sunday, 6 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

if u follow nba basketball this comparison makes sense:
http://yfrog.com/obzrixp:iphone

it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Sunday, 6 July 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

lol

balls, Sunday, 6 July 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

clearly this is just a ploy so perry can at an opportune moment during the debates throw off his opponents by taking off his glasses and revealing that omg he's beautiful

balls, Sunday, 6 July 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer to be his campaign theme

balls, Sunday, 6 July 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Get ready, 2016!

http://tiborkrausz.com/image/Superman%201.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 6 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

Bias confession: This reporter’s heart is with Cruz and/or Paul,

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 6 July 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

as always, the corner's comments are even better than the article.

ANYONE is better than any candidate the DEMS will run...Fat, old, ugly Hillary is thinking about running..She should be running away from the mirror! My cat is a conservative thinker and she could win the next Presidential election. Thanks to Obama, Dems are finished for at least a decade..Thank you Obama, may I have another

a -- ny -- one.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 6 July 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

unskewed pollcats

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 July 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link

THANKS OBAMA

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Sunday, 6 July 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

So how bout HRC and Kissinger as friends?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

They are both members of the International Power Politics Club. Oh, and former Secretaries of State, too.

Aimless, Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:56 (nine years ago) link

homeboy needs to kick it so we can find out how corrupt he actually was.

how does he manage to stay politically relevant? there are lots of other smart guys in dc

busted (art), Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link

how does he manage to stay politically relevant?

That Nobel Peace Prize of his, maybe?

Aimless, Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

The American political spectrum has moved genocideward.

Fuck you, HRC. And I mean that in the George Carlin "What if" sense.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Heard this miserable interview during my morning shower :((

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 7 September 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link

In six years of subject-heading lunacy in DNC e-mails, this might be my favourite:

✔ Barack ✔ Michelle ✔ Joe ✔ Hillary ❑ Phil

clemenza, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

at least we know that Friends of Bill and Friends of Hil are now... FOKs!

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

David Corn nailed it btw:

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/09/hillary-clinton-henry-kissinger-world-order

This WOULD finish her if the Den rank&file stood for anything (or knew who HK was).

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

The media overwhelmingly play along with the Kissinger-as-respected-elder-statesman charade, for the obvious reason that the 0.1% wholeheartedly agree with Henry's brand of power politics and are eager to see it embraced by the general population as normal and reasonable. And the 0.1% own almost all of the media outlets. Mother Jones is among the very few exceptions.

Aimless, Sunday, 7 September 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

most of the public have no recollection of kissinger or what he stood for

akm, Sunday, 7 September 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

Sad but true

Οὖτις, Sunday, 7 September 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

the majority of those that know who he is only know that he has a funny voice

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 September 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

that a person as wholly evil as Henry K can get a makeover is the sort of thing that makes real cynicism seem appealing

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 7 September 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

The media overwhelmingly play along with the Kissinger-as-respected-elder-statesman charade, for the obvious reason that the 0.1% wholeheartedly agree with Henry's brand of power politics and are eager to see it embraced by the general population as normal and reasonable. And the 0.1% own almost all of the media outlets. Mother Jones is among the very few exceptions.

― Aimless

Certainly the case during the eighties and early nineties when the likes of Ted Koppel invited him on "Nightline' so often that he was a co-host practically, but he's vanished recently; I wonder if age or fear of getting arrested has done it.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 September 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

almost certainly it's just old age. his ego appears undiminished.

Aimless, Sunday, 7 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

lol:

At this point, I wasn't working on any remixes - just writing. Deeper and Deeper, Erotica, Rain and Thief of Hearts made up the first batch of songs we worked on together. I did the music and she wrote the words. Sometimes I'd give her some ideas lyrically and she'd go: "Oh, that's good," or "That sucks." I remember when I gave her some ideas lyrically for Vogue and she said, very curtly, "That's what I do."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 September 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

wrong thread too

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 7 September 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

God, he and hrc In cahoots worse than I thought.

pplains, Sunday, 7 September 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

it's the Cahoots Party

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

(xpost) Glad you left out the serial comma--not fair to drag god into this unholy alliance.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 September 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says his wife, Columba, who has been repeatedly described as skeptical of him pursuing the presidency in 2016, is “supportive” of the possibility. Bush made the comment in an interview with The Associated Press as he campaigned for his son, George P. Bush, who is running for land commissioner in Texas. “As it relates to my mom, my mom’s been around the track … she just believes that it’s something that she doesn’t want my family to go through, although she’s changed her mind on that. So I’m marking her down to ‘neutral, trending in a different direction’ than she was,” Jeb Bush said. As for Columba Bush, he said: “My wife is supportive, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t understand the challenges that this brings. This is ultimately my decision with as much consideration as I can to take into account the people that I really love.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/10/jeb-bush-2016-bid-columba-bush-111890.html?hp=l5

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

one thing that's really nice about jeb bush is that i could see myself hanging out and drinking a beer with him. in fact, i can see that with all of the bushes. just all of us hanging out at the bar, having a beer or two, being normal

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

they seem normal to you because so many politicians are sideshow freaks

Aimless, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

oh, i'm just kidding. i'm sure that if you tried to have a beer with jeb bush in a bar it would immediately get very awkward if it wasn't a PR stunt. for some reason whenever i hear about jeb running for something i immediately flashback to everyone talking about how, love him or hate him, you could "have a beer" with GWB, and then proceeding to vote for him in 2004

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link

Really want someone for president who doesn't have the same name as a previous president.

how's life, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

Elizabeth Warren (Harding)?

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link

The only normal Bush is Barbara, and she supports abortion rights except for the conception of her oldest.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

But doesn't mind canning the youngest!

pplains, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/if-not-hillary-who-1114

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 November 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link

the short answer is "whoever can raise a billion dollars from assholes"

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 November 2014 13:24 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald
American political culture, captured in a single headline

George W. Bush likes idea of Jeb Bush vs Hillary Clinton in 2016

t.co/gRwIGW5LpW

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/11/10/us-usa-georgewbush-idUSKCN0IU1KC20141110?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews

"There are some people that’ll say there’s no way I’m going to vote for somebody with that name. Of course if he were to run against Hillary Clinton then I think the name issue would somewhat dissipate and then people would pick which one would be the leader. But neither one of them has declared and I really don’t know if Jeb is going to run."

still speaks off of badly written cue cards in his brain

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

And yet, he probably read that quote and thought, "Nailed it!"

pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

O'Hehir is back, on why Resistance Is Futile.

Nothing is to be done. Hillary Clinton cannot be remodeled as a politician or a policymaker at this stage of her career, beyond superficial questions of campaign branding, and is not foolish enough to try. The only plausible way she can lose the Democratic presidential nomination is if she decides not to run, or through the intervention of some unforeseen scandal or crisis. Sanders and Warren probably won’t run, and if they do they will lose. Progressive voters are at liberty to stay home or go Green or flirt with the half-appealing, half-crazy, libertarian jazz-dance stylings of Rand Paul, as they choose. But they can’t stop Hillary....

Where I come down, and it’s a painful landing, is all the way at acceptance, the final stage of the Kübler-Ross process. I honor the rage of people like Doug Henwood, and I sympathize with the ardent bargaining of Katrina vanden Heuvel. But it’s just not worth it. Self-described progressive pragmatists like Markos Moulitsas and Arianna Huffington are right that it’s not worth trying to stop Hillary Clinton — but not because there is any reason to be optimistic about her presidency. (Yeah, I know: SCOTUS and abortion. Fine.) It’s not worth it because presidential elections in general are an irrelevant distraction from the long, hard struggle against money and power and entrenched dark forces that might someday, just maybe, return meaning to American politics — and the 2016 election is more irrelevant than most....

http://www.salon.com/2014/11/15/no_im_not_ready_for_hillary_but_heres_why_resistance_is_futile/

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 November 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

"Yeah, I know: SCOTUS and abortion."

This is always the most outrageous thing about this sort of attitude. I'd call it the pretense that the regulatory state doesn't exist, but it seems instead to be total ignorance of how government works, what it does, etc.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

Btw, this thread: oh boy!

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

Surely you can muster more enthusiastic Hillary-cheerleading than that gabbs

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

I was expressing enthusiasm for the subject matter. There's no need to "cheerlead" for Hillary (nor any rival team to speak of), though Webb might create a little boomlet for himself if he takes a flyer. O'Malley might have a little appeal, but I have my doubts even he will chance a run. I can see him as Veep, but not sure Hillaryland will, even if he stands down.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link

My fun for now is with the other side's cattle call. More on that later.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link

I do hope Bernie runs, purely for the entertainment value. Not that he's Al Sharpton or anything.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link

More Gillibrand in the NYT today

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/07/us/politics/new-yorks-junior-senator-doggedly-refusing-to-play-the-part.html

She's a strong VP candidate at worst

― Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Saturday, December 7, 2013 8:27 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Big Fan

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link

why a Bernie Sanders candidacy would not accomplish a single solitary thing

http://www.salon.com/2014/06/03/no_bernie_sanders_should_not_run_for_president_why_his_challenge_would_achieve_little/

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 4, 2014 2:34 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a strange argument for you of all people to accept

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, June 11, 2014 8:31 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not at all. It's classic Morbsism, which isn''t that different from any other defensively minoritarian counterculture. Accepting even for hypothetical purposes the possibility of winning requires this approach to a) confront the greys and complexities of actual power/responsibility/governance, and b) acknowledge just how marginal is in fact their worldview - they can't win because the fix is in, not because there really aren't enough people out there who agree with them.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link

she's awful

xpost

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link

you guys can't seriously think that's gabbneb

"entertainment value," all that's left til we destroy the duopoly p much

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 05:44 (nine years ago) link

not because there really aren't enough people out there who agree with them.

you mean the majority who saw no point in voting, mebbe

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link

See what I mean? It's the Silent Majority.

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

you guys can't seriously think that's gabbneb

"entertainment value," all that's left til we destroy the duopoly p much

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:44 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Conclusion-drawing fail(s) again

benbbag, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

I'm quite familiar with the VERY DARK greys and complexities of power/responsibility/governance that your sorry-ass party has been insisting are the only form of "reality" since the Third Way came along (and really since Jimmy Carter).

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

seriously, what do the Dems stand for, besides markets and the Dow? It's hard to paint people as "minoritarian" when they're unhappy with the Party of Nothing.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jim-webb-exploratory-committee-2016

I had zero idea this dip had presidential ambitions.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Well, he's got the "little Mitt Romney face on big Mitt Romney head" tumblr vote sewn up.

pplains, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

working hard to win my vote

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

I loved that "new car smell" line from Obama. I'm sure that didn't go over well chez Clinton.

o. nate, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

From http://m.thenation.com/article/191457-how-many-ways-can-goldman-give

schwantz, Thursday, 4 December 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

I posted this on my fb.. READY FOR HILLARY

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 4 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

MoveOn is on the case:

The results are in—with 81.3% of all votes cast in favor, MoveOn members overwhelmingly agree that it's time we urged Senator Elizabeth Warren to enter the race for president.

Elsewhere, that Nation issue is a "Not So Fast Hillary" themed one:

http://www.thenation.com/article/191497/wanted-challenge-clinton

http://www.thenation.com/article/191521/hawk-named-hillary

http://www.thenation.com/article/191529/how-david-brock-built-empire-put-hillary-white-house

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

With Hillary we would acquire the potent symbol of a-woman-president, but not the potent benefits of a-progressive-president. however, given the political realities of a republican congress, symbolic progress may be about the only progress within reach. I don't think warren has enough of a national presence to be able to ride a popular groundswell into national office.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link

She only beat fucking Scott Brown in Massachusetts by 7 points. A national candidate she is not, at least for 2016.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

can someone walk me thru a political calculus on which backing hillary against rando horrorshow republicans is sensible enough, but having to choose between dynastic heirs in a hillary/jeb election drives one into backing dark horse democrats, etc?

j., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

too far to walk

not really getting why one scenario is more sickmaking than the other tho

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

yes that's why i'm asking, they don't seem to be too far apart. but something about TWO political dynasty candidates is just… like a last straw.

j., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

latest in a series (I meant with Jeb vs Rand -- Rand not gonna happen tho -- as the red candidate)

for those who don't follow him:

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/544869679609942016

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

I feel like Jeb could just be an anti Hillary mutually assured destruction grenade. Voters might finally revolt if their choices were Clinton and Bush again and some other gop lunatic could sneak in against whoever took Hillary's spot and they could maybe barely win.. I dunno maybe Im thinking too hard about it.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

this country's always had political dynasties. albeit not opposing ones that swapped the white house quite this much, which is p nauseating

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

climate change might make one of them the House of Atreides

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

both clans obviously Harkonnens come on now

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

ok (i hate that book)

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

never finished it myself

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:07 (nine years ago) link

George P Bush and Chelsea would probably look cool in latexy scifi costumes tho

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

yet more torture porn for a country sick of it

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

to be fair to hrc she's not technically part of a dynasty, there's no real comparison between a ridiculously ambitious power couple and a political family that now stretches five generations.

like chelsea has said she's got no interest in taking political office while george p is already setting the groundwork to be texas governor and inevitably future presidential candidate.

still, the optics do look terrible

prolego, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

Chelsea is totally going to run for office gimme a break

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

not any time soon, granted

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

the bushes are actually one of the few major u.s. political dynasties i can think of, in recent history at least

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

They've definitely surpassed the Longs of Louisiana.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Landrieus
Nunns
Rufus T Fireflys

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

at the national level - Kennedys, Roosevelts, Adamses

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

get down to the state level and there's tons

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

I hadn't been paying attention so I don't know if it's new info, but Jeb's official declaration of interest in the presidency is hugely depressing. Plenty of the people disgusted with a black president will be equally disgusted by the idea of a female president. And he has a name that they've heard before. He should coast to victory.

Hey, I'm a descendant of Daniel Webster, I should probably run in ten years or so. DYNASTY.

My Name Is You (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

Jeb's gonna have some of the same issues Mittens had w the base in the primary, but he doesn't seem as awkward/weird so that's in his favor. I'd put money on him taking the nomination though.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

Obama just solved Jeb's big immigration reform problem by giving him a way to dodge and derail and redirect questions about his position. So, yes, the nomination now becomes Jeb's to lose. Christie is gnashing his teeth.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

I look forward to this parade of bozos - Christie, Jeb, Perry - trying to dig up dirt on/trip up each other. The resulting nomination will be as revolting as ever but the process will be entertaining.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

I do kind of wonder how hard his opponents are going to go after his family record

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

whether Jeb or HRC wins i srsly think we shd fuck shit up

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

jeb's big establishment competition is christie who the base hate even more (that's unless romney gets in which is unlikely unless they both flounder and the gop get desperate) while the wingnuts will split the vote between themselves like they always do. that on paper should give him the best path to victory.

but i think his biggest problem is actually that's he not run in a campaign since 2002. he's going to be very rusty and could well end up a paper tiger. one of the reasons hillary did her book tour this summer and campaigned these midterms was to overcome that problem, and 2002 feels like ancient history compared to 2008.

i'd probably put money on walker, as he looks the best person to overcome the tea party/establishment divide, but then again he's a charisma vacuum.

prolego, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

lack of charisma not a huge impediment when you look at some prez nominees, esp the losing ones

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, Mittens seemed like a hapless Home Depot store manager.

My Name Is You (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

my money is on bobby jindal. he is very charismatic

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

I mean look at Poppy Bush v Dukakis, that was an election where we were up to our ankles in charisma

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

one of the reasons hillary did her book tour this summer and campaigned these midterms was to overcome that problem

I heard this on the morning shows but nothing I saw looked like she'd shaken any cobwebs.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

agree charisma isn't generally too much of an impediment, but with the most wide open gop field in decades it could be easy to get lost in the shuffle. especially when paul and christie and cruz will take up so much oxygen.

prolego, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Hillary simply doesn't have the common touch - she's always been super-stiff

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

like I can't picture Hillary speaking convincingly and extemporaneously about anything

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

her stock portfolio and cookie recipes

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

she's not a really talented liar like her husband and Obama

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

p much

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

Obama is a much more talented and fluent liar than Clinton...and actually Obama's done what he promised to do except close Gitmo.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

i.e. neoliberalism with many more sops to progressivism than Clinton accomplished

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I would venture that Hillary's chances hinge almost entirely on how well she can motivate enthusiasm among women to vote for her as the first woman president. she has no policies or values that are going to win over a majority, it's gonna be this identity politics aspect that makes or breaks her. it's going to be all about how well she connects with women and whether or not she can unify them as a voting bloc. which, given the actual politics and voting patterns of women and Hillary's shortcomings as a candidate, is not going to be easy.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

not closing gitmo is more congress's fault, isn't it?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

Alfred's estimation of O pretty otm imo

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

I don't know where to start with that, but you should talk to my labor organizer friend who remebers O saying he'd be the first prez to walk a picket line in a strike.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

I mean, Clinton didn't once beguile me in his glory days – and I don't say it in a sanctimonious way. He looked phony and oozed sincerity that I find repulsive in people and politicians. The only time I got his reputation was at the '12 convention.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

i like the idea of an elizabeth warren presidency

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

sorry, if by some miracle we elected a prez who vowed to "Move the ball" he/she would never live to January 20 and yes I really believe that. Look elsewhere.

(or like me, accept the inevitable)

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

xp

warren, even if elected, would be forced to the status of a placeholder

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

idk she seems pretty fucking capable

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link

in any case, she's my candidate. i'm not voting for a clinton. i voted green in 2012 and will do so again if i don't like the candidate.*

* i don't dislike obama as far as democrats go, and don't regret my 2008 vote, but i couldn't abide all the pointless killing

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

This election will be primetime for third-party candidates.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

she seems pretty fucking capable

atm no one can move the senate to do anything in almost any direction, and the house is an even harder nut to bust if you don't have wingnut cred.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's why she should run for president.

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

she can do more good in the senate

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

like take a principled stand against the banks before losing the vote

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

when the Dems retake the Senate in 2016 she will be in line for powerful committee/legislation-writing positions

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Is Jeb Bush Too Liberal To Win The Republican Nomination In 2016?

may god have mercy on our souls

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

lol at Paul's disparity between statements and voting record

Clay, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

interesting, in that chart, that rand paul's public issue statements are rated as the 3rd least conservative, and his public voting record as the most conservative by far.

xpost yep

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

And Santorum's public statement bark outweighing his voting record bite. Interesting chart.

The Thelonius Monk of nu-ki? (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

that's why she should run for president

I have no objection to warren being president, but this doesn't change the fact that, without any leverage over congress, she'd be a reduced to a placeholder. just being president doesn't ensure you can accomplish much, unless you can command enough votes in congress.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

guys she would never win. never.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

why because $$$

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

maybe she can apologize to wall street the day before she announces her candidacy

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

in 2016 it would not surprise me

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

re: chart. what amuses me most is the scale of 0 - 100. if Christie rates a zero on that scale on any category, it lacks a certain granularity at the low end.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

only way progressives can have sway over candidates is to pump money into causes and energy into legislators' call centers.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

paul is legit terrifying. i wonder how much of the millennial vote he could cut into by being pro-pot and rhetorically (though not legislatively) anti-war

prolego, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

he won't come out as pro-pot

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

no presidential candidate is going to do that tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Except Roland Doobie of the 420 party

resting waterface (m bison), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

what was ron paul's stance?

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

legs spread, fuck America

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link

Ron Paul sponsored a legalization bill in the House (along w Barney Frank). then when he ran for President he said legalization should be up to the states. fancy that.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

guys, the first woman president is likely to be someone like the NRA Barbie who just won that Iowa senate seat

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

or Margaret Thatcher

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

heaven forfend!

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Everyone hates wall street though. And her message is all on that postwar nostalgia/rising middle class kick my radical friends hate but America loves. Funding might become less of an issue now that people spend more time on social media than they do watching tv. I know this has not happened YET...

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

Everyone hates wall street though

lol except for the people in power that decide elections

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

I clearly know all that, and yet

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

I guess the prospect of hilary vs ted cruz is just too bleak for me on this cold wet day during finals

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

Or jeb bush or whoever people were talking about

Treeship, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Let's just agree that they're all horrible.

My Name Is You (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

idk how many votes a president could get by being explicitly pro-pot but it seems like you'd gain more votes than you'd lose (from millennials, from boomers, from big pot money, etc) so i gotta figure it's coming sooner than later.

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

nah, all a candidate has to do is blow some racial dogwhistle shit about black and brown people high on drugs and no longer locked up in our wonderful prison system and there ya go, pro-pot candidate is damaged goods

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link

ie it's ok for most of America if white people with "medical needs" get away w it, but full-blown legalization means fewer non-white people in jail, can't have that

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

you have a greater chance at alienating old folks than getting stoners to go door to door for you, even if the majority of the country is for it it's gonna be a long time before any politician can embrace the issue

iatee, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

NBA Injury Report ‏@NBAInjuryR3port -- Jason Terry (getting tattoo that says "Jeb Bush: 45th President of the United States") will not play tonight.

write it in a book; president jeb is happening.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

it's going to be like gay marriage - it's going to happen at the state level first, which will spur legal challenges, which will slowly percolate up to the federal level. Perhaps relevant to note that we have never had a presidential candidate that supported gay marriage btw.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

I guess the prospect of hilary vs ted cruz is just too bleak for me on this cold wet day during finals

― Treeship, Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:14 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I stand by my claim that Cruz both looks and sounds like too much of a bitch to win a national election. Positions be damned. American voters are fickle and superficial as fuck.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

"looks and sounds like"

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

agree he has too much of a greasy weaselly used car salesman vibe to go far on the national scale

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

his hair looks like a ferret is chilling on his head

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

he looks like a pervert. sounds like a pervert.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

haha yes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, in the George W. "would be a good guy to have a beer with" category, NOBODY wants to have a beer with Ted Cruz.

The Thelonius Monk of nu-ki? (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link

if the beer were a brown ale he'd deport it

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

lol sigh

Sarah Kendzior ‏@sarahkendzior 46m46 minutes ago
2016 prediction: winner of presidential race will be relative of previous president; win announced on TV by relative of previous TV anchor

j., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

Ted Cruz strikes me as the type of politician whose following is mainly people who aren't stupid, but who hated school and struggled with it, who are basically ignorant about anything beyond their own experiences. They are both insecure and extremely resentful about that. They love Ted Cruz because he has all sorts of really-smart-person credentials and he thinks just like they do so his existence is hugely validating for them. You can travel pretty far on that ticket, but not to a presidency.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

The Cruz that emerges from the New Yorker profile I recognize from guys I've met: sons of Cuban parents who resent anyone looking as if he or she got a free ride despite knowing (and their parents' boring them with the stories) that their parents got the most generous refugee package in the history of U.S. immigration. He's also supposedly one of the best lawyers to argue before SCOTUS in a generation.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

his anti-immigration shit is just amazing given his background

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link

see it every day

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Alcoholics and ex smokers are the biggest scolds.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

He's also supposedly one of the best lawyers to argue before SCOTUS in a generation.

I was thinking about this the other day. I've read on several occasions about how smart he's alleged to be, but this procedural backfire last weekend seems like a dummkopf's move, Bachmannesque or Rickperryish. Some long game in the works?

WilliamC, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

Plenty of presidents were good lawyers.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

he must realize that a ton of his support is from racist "he's one of the GOOD immigrants!" assholes. I suppose he's power-hungry enough to not care but it's got to bug him on some level. giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's not a sociopath, which perhaps I shouldn't.

have they even established he can run for president, what with the whole born-in-Alberta thing?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

i have no doubt he's a brilliant lawyer. being a brilliant politician is a largely different set of skills.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

doesn't matter anyway.

http://i910.photobucket.com/albums/ac310/t44j21hawk/JohnBoehnerDancingfortheTeaParty.gif

jeb gonna be pre-si-dent.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

Jeb Bush is a colorless campaigner. He won in Florida the first time against the tree stump of a lieutenant governor briefly governor after his beloved predecessor, the second at the peak of his superior older bro's popularity.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

*after the death of his beloved predecessor

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

I have never seen Jeb speak/campaign etc. I'm curious about his skills in comparison to Romney and McCain who were both never going to overcome their limitations as old white bores.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

He is undoubtedly the harder worker of the two, but he's as charmless as a copy machine and is crippled by (a) turning Florida into a lab for No Child Left behind (b) speaking fluent Spanish.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link

holy shit he is stiff as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIB0aTmm-s8

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

it is really not fun to listen to jeb talk

Clay, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

my reporter friend who covered state politics in the mid 2000s said Jeb was the sort of guy who'd respond to emails at 2 a.m. -- it wasn't staff -- and was well informed on anything; he had impressive command of state infrastructure. But the guy was a Trojan horse for the Codina family: a plutocrat with a good memory basically.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

he's like a bad first-time guest lecturer at a community college

Clay, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

I mean, George W. Bush was a vivid campaigner in '04. It's impossible to imagine Jeb getting riled up except getting his table mixed up with mine at the Coral Gables Hillstone.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HVCmSxe.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link

haha agree w/all comparisons to pieces of furniture

Dubya was a horrible monster of a president but there is no denying he had that avuncular aw shucks I'm-just-a-regular guy aura.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link

also...

there's Terri Schiavo, which I will never let anyone forget.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

lol I forgot that was in Florida. You guys have the weirdest cause celebres - Schiavo, Elian Gonzalez

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

jeb bush isn't crippled by speaking spanish! he's not going to be the president, but it isn't because of that.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

that action proved Bush was a menace and didn't believe in modest conservatism

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

jeb bush is crippled by being made out of styrofoam

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

y

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

he wasn't born, he was extruded

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

i can't confirm that, but it sounds right.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

sr was kinda styrofoamy tho no?

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

not the same.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

Sr. had the bitter, steely anger of a career cloak-n-dagger plutocrat, Jeb looks like a plushtoy by comparison

also Sr.'s competition was a midget with a funny name.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link

sr. had a good vibe for being bitter/steely angry, based on his poorly-concealed irritation with reagan.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

Sr. always puts me in mind of Burroughs injunction about building up a "kind, avuncular, benevolent" image (altho obviously that applies to Reagan too)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Reagan didn't irritate him -- Reagan's asshole Fed Society staff did.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

does everyone remember how peevish and childish Poppy got when criticized? His English would collapse like a sea wall.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

c'mon, everyone. amend the 22nd amendment -- just this one time.

http://i.imgur.com/RYgqqnr.gif

for the memories. for the lolz.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

^^ that Bush could speak Spanish too, fwiw.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

watching that while Sugah Daddy is playing is disturbing

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

he spoke Spanish like Geir speaks rhythm.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

i want to have a beer with w, right now.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link

He speaks English like that too, bough. Xp

pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link

voting Jeb/Cruz in 2016 then leaving the country for good. so long suckas!

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

so you guys are charmed by dry drunks, fair nuff

i'm glad Alfred is implying that in a Jeb-Hil election, neither can win

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link

the only time her laughing looked spontaneous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWbYF4460g

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link

Sarah Kendzior ‏@sarahkendzior 46m46 minutes ago
2016 prediction: winner of presidential race will be relative of previous president; win announced on TV by relative of previous TV anchor

― j., Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:41 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cute, but I don't think Luke is at that level of authority yet

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link

He's also supposedly one of the best lawyers to argue before SCOTUS in a generation.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like Scalia is a genius?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link

and Roberts as an umpire.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/sc-gop-senator-thinking-presidential-run-222258551.html

Lil' Lindsey Graham, eh?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

aw cute, he wants to be our first gay president!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

I know it's a pretty open secret, but I don't know how much effort he'd put into hiding it for a national campaign—especially a GOP primary campaign.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

it's more like a vicious rumor he's never acknowledged

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

america's first* closeted gay president

* or not

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link

(James) Buchanan, allegedly

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Talk about Abe. Just sayin' . . .

nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Nah. wide of the mark there.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link

Buchanan not just the only bachelor president, but he also honest-to-god used to share a bed with a guy named Rufus.

pplains, Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:09 (nine years ago) link

& cried when he died, according to the john updike book.

Abe also shared a bed with a guy. It was the style at the time.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:21 (nine years ago) link

Abe had a beard, it's true.

pplains, Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:32 (nine years ago) link

"this year's Fred Thompson" is a good lol

http://www.salon.com/2014/12/17/can_you_smell_the_aqua_velva_why_jeb_bush_is_this_years_fred_thompson/

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:58 (nine years ago) link

I assume this NYT headline "Can Liberal Zionists Count On Hillary Clinton?" is a joke right

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

“Can you smell the English leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva, the sort of mature man’s shaving cream, or whatever, you know, after he shaved? Do you smell that sort of–a little bit of cigar smoke?”

Chris Mathews is such a useless toad of a human

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

he is the non-Fox Colbertpersona

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

everyone hates the liberal zionists these days

Mordy, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

who uses Aqua Velva in 2014

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

oh right the moderate Republican.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

President Obama says he “loves” the Bush family personally and that former Florida governor and possible 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush has “every right” to run in 2016.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/obama-jeb-bush-run-president-2016/

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

lol "every right", who doesn't have the right besides maybe Ted Cruz?

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

The tone of the Q was something like "must we endure another Bush-Clinton reality show?"

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

This shitty slap fight is hilarious. And this tweet is the best.

Senator Rand Paul ✔ @SenRandPaul
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Senator @marcorubio is acting like an isolationist who wants to retreat to our borders and perhaps build a moat. I reject this isolationism.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

pot, kettle

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

I was gonna say, isn't Rand a total isolationist re: foreign policy

Οὖτις, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

he's prob using the word deliberately; i recall his dad saying a few times that the real "isolationists" were the ones who rejected dialogue and diplomacy in favor of military action in every situation

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 19 December 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

he totally is. this is just a lazy pre 2016 primary jerk off fest. I cant wait to see these idiots debate each other.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

"I reject this isolationism" is such a stiff sentence, lol

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

my opponent says this. i reject this.

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link

"My opponent wants to build a moat. I counter that walls topped with razor wire are more feasible."

pplains, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:29 (nine years ago) link

is rubio really dumb enough to not understand that he's the runner-up Floridian, the runner-up hispanic Senator/lawyer, and the runner-up Gen X'er? whose VP does he think he'd be?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Saturday, 20 December 2014 04:18 (nine years ago) link

President Obama says he “loves” the Bush family personally and that former Florida governor and possible 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush has “every right” to run in 2016.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/obama-jeb-bush-run-president-2016/

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, December 19, 2014 8:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ARe you saying that you're threatened by a statement that someone's unthreatening?

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Saturday, 20 December 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

eliot spitzer for prez

hunangarage, Saturday, 20 December 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

In 2016, clear choice, or clear trauma?

One outcome of and proof for ideological polarization is the way it has made stalwarts appear like centrists. In what world is Hillary Clinton — feminist heroine, author of Hillarycare, sworn enemy of the vast right-wing conspiracy — not progressive enough?

aaaahahahahaha. two sentences in!

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link

sworn enemy Michael Gerson

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

one of the worst things about presidential elections is all the "WHY THIS CANDIDATE MATTERS" bullshit for candidates that have zero fucking chance of making it anywhere beyond a few weeks of recognigtion in the primaries

http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2015/01/05/huckabee-flirts-with-a-run/

https://sullydish.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/huckabee-evangelicals.png?w=580&h=384

marcos, Monday, 5 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

it's the US media's two-year reality show

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

yeah. and non-presidential-related but i have the same feelings about stories of louie gohmert challenging boehner for speaker

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

morons rubes and racists need a national spokesman too

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 5 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

^ that's Sarah Palin's job

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-mitt-romney-considering-president-2016

alla you amateur robert caro types out there, is there precedent for this? running 3 times; losing twice already? william jennings bryan is all i got

goole, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

henry clay did that also

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

Harold Stassen ran umpteen times. Never won the nomination, though.

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Friday, 9 January 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

Gus Hall.

nickn, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

those guys aren't really the 'precedent' i was thinking of

goole, Friday, 9 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Clay got closer each time though - or are you looking for someone who won third time?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

Mittens only won his party's nomination once. If he is now 'considering' another run, it basically means he's hoping that a ton of party bigwigs and moneybags will beg him to run again and they'll all but promise him the nomination if he runs. Won't happen.

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's over for mittens

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

Nixon was "willing" in '64 btw

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

(behind the scenes, of course)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 January 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link

We're pretty sure Biden's not going to attempt a run at this point, right?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

Harold Stassen was the GOP front-runner for a while in '48 and won a few states. In '52, he only won his home state.

timellison, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

harold stassen 2016

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

ran for the tenth time in '92, checked out in 2001

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 January 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

lmao

https://twitter.com/billmon1/status/554771591838851072

goole, Monday, 12 January 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

“He has been reluctant to speak too openly on the campaign trail about his faith out of a concern that people would believe his motivation for running was based on an attempt to convert others to his faith,” said Tagg Romney, the eldest of Mitt and Ann’s five adult sons.

No, I don't think that's what was rubbing people the wrong way at all.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Evangelicals weren't concerned about Mitt Romney showing up on their doorstep with a necktie and short-sleeve shirt. They opposed Romney because they believe LDS is a weird non-canon aberration of Christianity.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

In the end, much of the GOP base went with him instead of Obama not because they thought Obama would try to turn the United States into Black America, but because he was black.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

RIP Mittens

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 January 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

Yes--

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2015/01/30/mitt-romney-2016-presidential-race/22577601/

In other news, the Alan Parsons Project will not be getting back together.

clemenza, Friday, 30 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

Romney's signature T-shirt should read "47%."

clemenza, Friday, 30 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

kind of picture him holding a news conference about his non-candidacy in an even sadder version of http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/feb/24/mitt-romney-economic-speech-falls-flat-stadium

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

the loneliest jumbotron

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 30 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

"I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles. I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pick-up truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually. And I used to have a Dodge truck, so I used to have all three covered."

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

omg clemenza will have to get his perverse entertainment from some of the other shits.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 January 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

"After putting considerable thought into making another run for president, I've decided it is best to give other leaders in the party the opportunity to become our next nominee," Romney said

Because, as we all know, had Mitt entered the race those other leaders of the party would have had no opportunity to be the nominee. They needed him to give it to them, generous guy that he is.

Aimless, Saturday, 31 January 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

Haha, yesssss

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

which of our beloved politicians is that?

Aimless, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Chris Christie came out as "pro vaccination choice". His presidency would be a threat to public health on a level we haven't known for a long time.

Tomás Piñon (Ryan), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Chris Christie, right? I think so, but it's definitely a blur of clumsiness.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

xp Chris Christie

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

Chris Christie came out as "pro vaccination choice".

This week. Next week he'll have an entirely different stance.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

is this country ready for a president that can't sit in a chair????

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Christie, whatever else you say about him, can eat a pretzel without choking

Aimless, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

Sounds like a bumper sticker to me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

Chris Christie came out as "pro vaccination choice". His presidency would be a threat to public health on a level we haven't known for a long time.

worth making fun of

is this country ready for a president that can't sit in a chair????

bullshit that people need to grow the fuck out of

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

wait I'm sorry he actually fell out of a chair

my bad Shakes, when a man falls out of a chair all's fair

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

chairgate 2015

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

what did he know about that chair and when did he know it

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

God that Romney thing is so great. "Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually." All you have to do is get this guy ad-libbing and he starts digging his own grave

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

While we're at it, we must retrospectively censure SNL for making fun of Gerald Ford's inability to walk down stairs without stumbling. It was nothing but childish bullshit and those who laughed at it should have been ashamed of themselves.

Aimless, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Was he the sitting president when that was taken?

Aimless, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ONzkTY9.jpg

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

Karl beat me.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

is there a gif?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

you ppl are revolting (if only)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

the black panthers and weathermen tried that, so we now have a better idea of what fails, though very little idea of what succeeds

Aimless, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

*falls off of chair*

Banned on the Run (benbbag), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

isn't "vaccination choice" the current system?

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link

isn't "vaccination choice" the current system?

Strictly speaking, yes. Many public school systems will not allow you to enroll your child without proof of vaccinations. However, the anti-vaccination crowd probably has a good-sized overlap with the home school crowd.

Seems weird that this issue has enough traction to get play in a presidential campaign. That is very wtf.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

the anti-vaccination crowd probably has a good-sized overlap with the home school crowd

The two I know are home schooling their kids, so that checks out.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

In MS, homeschooling is just about the only way to successfully avoid vaccinating one's kids. There's a bill pending that would allow homeschooled kids to play sports and join extracurricular clubs in their local public school district, allowing them to have all the fun stuff without having to deal with any of that pesky education crap; I hope that bill plugs the vaxx loophole.

it takes 14 to make a baby (WilliamC), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Dems will convene in Philly; moldy Frank Rizzo to be re-animated to lead police riots vs protests.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Walker compares labor unions to ISIS. This dude is really a treat.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/26/scott-walker-cpac_n_6756724.html

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Friday, 27 February 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

Chrischrischristie now giving Jeb-is-Establishment soundbites

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 February 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

yeah fuck scott walker, can't wait to watch this asshole circle the drain for the next few election cycles, gingrich-style.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

same re: ted cruz who somehow manages to look like a smug fetus in a reagan wig over the radio

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

thanks for that image

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

New DN? Nah...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Friday, 27 February 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

Walker's campaign spokeswoman emailed the following statement: "Governor Walker believes our fight against ISIS is one of the most important issues our country faces. He was in no way comparing any American citizen to ISIS. What the governor was saying was when faced with adversity he chooses strength and leadership. Those are the qualities we need to fix the leadership void this White House has created."

Hahaha, walking it back already, Mr. Tough Talk?

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Friday, 27 February 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

*He's* not walking it back, he's got one of his lackeys doing it for him.

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Friday, 27 February 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's what he /does/

he blows the dog whistle, then allows other people to "clarify" for him

could not really hate this man more

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 27 February 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

O'Malley salvo

“Triangulation is not a strategy that will move America forward,” O’Malley said, referring to a term for compromise that was coined during the presidency of Bill Clinton. “History celebrates profiles in courage, not profiles in convenience.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/02/28/omalley-serves-notice-to-wall-street-ahead-of-possible-presidential-bid/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

you're no Jack Kennedy etc

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

HRC is sufficiently Nixonian for me not to care

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

hm she is kinda Nixonian. maybe not as sweaty

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

gets her principles wherever the votes are, just like Dick.

The New Populist Hillary being prep'd for rollout

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

the similarity in their career arcs is interesting - made it to the White House, leaves on a sour note, reinvents self as elder stateswoman, hangs around long enough/collects enough chits to be guaranteed the nomination. and then on the personal level she does seem awkward and nervous and not all that likable. digs wars, especially ones that are politically expedient on the domestic front. hates her spouse.

it all makes sense

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

nah i don't think RMN hated Pat, at all

he gave her more reason to hate him

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

He's the one who always said during Vietnam and Cambodia that he couldn't stand pat.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

sock it to you!

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

considering today's email news, Nixon looks like a self-taping amateur in comparison to Hillary

Brad C., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

he treated her like a dog he enjoyed kicking (in addition to Checkers)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

she is likely (we can hope) less mentally disturbed; a high-functioning professional sociopath

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

those oval office tapes are a gift to posterity

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Pierce:

She had to know what this would mean because she's lived her whole life under The Clinton Rules, by which every glitch is a crime, and every blunder is a conspiracy. It's not entirely fair, and we'll get to that in a minute, but somebody on the nascent campaign should have been D'd up for this kind of thing. A campaign by Hillary Clinton is a different thing, and anyone who doesn't know this by now is somebody who needs burping on the half-hour. This screw-up has all the earmarks of a campaign still laboring under the ghost of Mark Penn.

And yes, I am Troubled by the whole lack of transparency thing, too.

All of that said, the Times story is pretty full of fudge. It's not clear whether Clinton and her aides are being accused of violating the regulations of the National Archives, or some undefined federal law, or simply the delicate sensibilities of various watchdog groups. The history of whatever regulations are under discussion is absent from the story entirely.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a33436/hillary-clinton-finds-a-rake-to-step-on-the-first-clinton-bombshell/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

those oval office tapes are a gift to posterity

Hillary is, sadly, not the comedy goldmine that Nixon is. Bill comes close though.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

at least now we know where all those e-mails about benghazi went amirite

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

there are so many things about this story I am not understanding, particularly related to State and White House IT policies and their administration ... did Hill just say, "No worries, I'll stick with Hotmail" and everyone else nodded?

Brad C., Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

If the Anyone But Clinton forces are going to pin their hopes on a champion, they'd better kick things into a higher gear.

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

it's not gonna happen. there's no one with the money.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

not looking forward to a decade of hillary clinton scandals if they're all gonna be this boring

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

don't worry I'm sure at some point she'll shoot somebody in the face or something

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

at least we'll always have bill, though even he's kind of boring these days

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

The emails are preserved, spokesman said.

A spokesman for Hillary Rodham Clinton said Tuesday that while she used a personal e-mail account during her years as secretary of State, those records have been maintained pursuant to federal rules.

“Both the letter and spirit of the rules permitted State Department officials to use non-government email, as long as appropriate records were preserved,” said Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill. “As a result of State’s request for our help to make sure they in fact were, that is what happened here.”

Merrill responded to a New York Times story saying that Clinton, a prospective presidential candidate in 2016, used a personal e-mail account during her four years at the State Department and “may have violated federal requirements that officials’ correspondence be retained as part of the agency’s record.”

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

I would think that it's pretty impossible to delete e-mails tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

btw Christie down to 35% approval as NJ gov

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

and 5 percent at CPAC.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

*insert food-related metaphor for "finished"*

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

bbbbut who is going to be the co-star in this Infotainment Scam?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

there are so many things about this story I am not understanding, particularly related to State and White House IT policies and their administration ... did Hill just say, "No worries, I'll stick with Hotmail" and everyone else nodded?

― Brad C., Tuesday, March 3, 2015 5:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

honestly I think this is exactly what happened

but yeah emails on personal devices is a nightmare for dealing with lawsuits, document preservation, etc. it blows up the scope of the universe of discoverable documents almost exponentially.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for Ben Carson's campaign of idiocy

akm, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

@bartongellman · 7h
I don’t care who the Clintons hired: it is not possible for a high value target to secure a home-managed email server. Except from FOIA.

@ggreenwald · 9h
Clinton's practice of keeping personal emails meant they were kept out of FOIA searches: how is that remotely OK?

@ggreenwald · 23h
Watching MSNBC on the Hillary/email stuff is remarkable, even if you go in knowing what to expect.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

i'm surprised any government anything happens over any kind of email whatsoever.

akm, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

Today's NYT story is better, and, yes, it's better b/c it focuses on HRC's ignoring of FOIA requests.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald · 23h
Watching MSNBC on the Hillary/email stuff is remarkable, even if you go in knowing what to expect.

i don't have cable; are they acting as hillary apologists?

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

I saw a bit of Ed Schulz yesterday when I got home yesterday and he was shameless. Chris Hayes, as usual, was better.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

the few times i've watched that channel (mostly when my partner's dad has it on and i'm visiting) it's grotesque

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

I could not care less if Hillary hid some e-mails tbh (I'm sure all the lost ones reference her murder of Vince Foster), this seems like tempest-in-a-teapot stuff (or, more likely, a test run to see how Hilldog handles a SCANDAL)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

Stop the Inevitable Restoration By Any Means Necessary

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

you asked, akm:

Carson argued in a Wednesday CNN interview that people who come out as gay while in prison prove many them weren't born that way.

"Absolutely," Carson said when asked whether he thought homosexuality was a choice. "Because a lot of people who go into prison, go into prison straight straight. And when they come out, they're gay. So did something happen while they were in there? Ask yourself that question."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

this seems like tempest-in-a-teapot stuff

it's really shitty, frankly, and just adds to the many reasons she shouldn't be a serious contender for public office. but what else is new right?

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

compared to her actual policy positions, conflicts of interest, etc. this is v v small potatoes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

I can tell we are all going to be excited straight Dem-ticket voters come election day...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

Ed Schulz started off in right wing radio, so he still operates with that skill set. In short, he's fucking gross.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

compared to her actual policy positions, conflicts of interest, etc. this is v v small potatoes

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, March 4, 2015 4:39 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, sure, that's what i meant -- it's not the worst thing she's done, but it adds to the already-long list of reasons why she's unfit for public office.

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

hillary wuts ur email lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

why cuz you interesting

akm, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

also her email address is apparently (or was): hd✧✧✧@clintonem✧✧✧.c✧✧

akm, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

that would be h d r 2 2 @ c l i n t o n e m a i l . c o m

akm, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

i like how she used her maiden initials, thats a sub

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

wish it was making change at walmart . com

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm hoping the Martin O'Malley candidacy gets off the ground so I can make some hilarious Barnaby references.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

22 / f

the lady is a bomb (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

lol @ joestork, i've been thinking exactly the same thing

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

it's getting to be kind of weird how every presidential election cycle the GOP gets yet another token crazy black man in the running

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

a perfect projection of how they see obama

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

or Chisholm or Jackson or Sharpton

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

i think its just obama because part of it is imitating his success they think you can just throw any black guy out there and he will win because of affirmative action and reverse racism, whereas they have no reason to aspire toward sharptonhood

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

it started before Obama though

and oddly all of these guys have been totally unqualified nobodies who have never held elected office, which was not the case with Obama (Sharpton and Jackson obviously way less qualified than Obama, tbf)

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

I mean, never forget:
http://www.suck.com/daily/2000/05/05/a.gif

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

tru keyes was ahead of his time lol

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

not a politician per se but this guy has bee NRO's token black intellectual for thirty years:

http://www.worldmag.com/media/images/content/sowell_1.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

remember there was an episode of michael moores tv show where a mosh pit breaks out at a keyes campaign event and he goes in it and has fun

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link

Edward Brooke was supposedly touted as a Republican VP possibility in '72 and '76--I'm sure not very seriously.

clemenza, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

I don't think they pick crazy black guys to mock them, I think they pick crazy black guys because they desperately want to appear like the republican party can appeal to non-white people but you basically can't find a non-crazy black republican in 2015

iatee, Friday, 6 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

Wow--had no idea was still alive. (Until he was dead, that is.) I knew about the affair with Walters...was it discussed in one of the Perlstein books? Anyway, when I said not very seriously, I meant in terms of the party; Brooke himself was a serious person, and not at all like Cain and the rest. (I mean, Cain is a serious business person, he just wasn't a serious candidate.)

clemenza, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Weird how Alan Keyes is likely the only guy who's ever debated Bush, McCain and Obama.

pplains, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

nah pretty sure Osama bin Laden tested him before sending him to destroy America

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

"qualified" presidents can go straight to prison btw

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

rilly

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link

the last five would be a start

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

Going to need a shovel there..

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 6 March 2015 09:14 (nine years ago) link

we're in Fantasyland anyway, our shit doesn't stink and international law does not exist.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 11:41 (nine years ago) link

You need to get better fantasies.

pplains, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

its true that international laws dont exist, i mean laws generally are not real existent things, they havent built a prison yet that can hold me

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

^^^ always blows my mind that ppl who recognize the inherent politics in all areas of life somehow think international law is some kind of platonic ideal that is immune

Mordy, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

the employment of /war criminal/ is a particular fav of mine, like i understand that it sounds cool, but its kinda iffy imo to consider breaking the rules of war the bad thing when war itself involves the purposeful killing of people and is bad

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

/war monger/ is much more damning imho i wld go with /war monger/ in the future pro tip

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

I'm replacing POTUS with "most powerful head of the Five Families" if that's alright

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

uh no it's not alright 'US' is not an acronym for 'Five Families'

Mordy, Friday, 6 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

^

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

i'm fine with abandoning "war criminal" in favor of customizations like "Wall Street's executioner" or "Zionist terrorist."

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

i appreciated your creativity in this realm morbs, walk with blessings

lag∞n, Friday, 6 March 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

This is apart from Hillary (which I'm just catching up with), sort of; one of the things that got me onto Obama in 2008 was an extreme antipathy for her handlers and explainers. Lanny Davis was, and is, the worst of all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eo8Yp7W2oE

clemenza, Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

well thank God Obama turned out so well

his optics are better

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 March 2015 08:51 (nine years ago) link

“Voters do not give a shit. They do not even give a fart,” said longtime Clinton ally and Democratic strategist Paul Begala, echoing the sentiments of most Clinton allies who believe the all-but-certain nominee is enough of a defined quantity in voters’ eyes that Republican attacks on her email policies cannot sway them — especially not over a year-and-a-half before she faces a competitive vote.

“Find me one persuadable voter who agrees with HRC on the issues but will vote against her because she has a non-archival-compliant email system and I’ll kiss your ass in Macy’s window and say it smells like roses,” he said.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/hillary-clinton-2016-democrat-alarmed-by-emal-scandal-115814.html

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2015 06:46 (nine years ago) link

well duh

Mordy, Monday, 9 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

just quoted for the total class embodied by pro Dem wizards

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

Close your eyes and pretend it's Dennis Perrin.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 9 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Begala is so worthless idk how his breed of sycophantic shills sleeps at night

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

on very expensive beds

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

I have to be honest Paul Begala is winning me over w/that style

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 9 March 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

its sycophancy but its not wrong

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

"The cheaper the hood, the gaudier the patter."

Aimless, Monday, 9 March 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

What about voters who would vote against HRC on the issues but vote for her because she has a non-archival-compliant email system?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

to me her off books email use says "im a creative problem solver whos willing to bend a rule or two to get the job done vote hillary 2016"

lag∞n, Monday, 9 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

i don't give a fart about it as it's diversionary, like her "issues," from the overall message "I am a Wall Street succubus." But Capone went down on tax evasion, so BAMN.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

The International Association of Fire Fighters attracted 10 possible presidential candidates to the union’s conference in Washington this week, including Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren on the Democratic side and Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz for the Republicans.

But one prominent invitee, Hillary Clinton, sent regrets — and that’s regrettable, because she could use some help putting out fires these days.

The soft launch of Clinton’s not-yet-declared candidacy has been engulfed in twin conflagrations: the disclosure that the Clinton Foundation had accepted donations from dodgy countries and the discovery that she conducted her business as secretary of state using a personal e-mail account. Her advisers have managed to fan the flames by being clumsy first responders.

STOP IT DANA MILBANK

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:23 (nine years ago) link

Oh lord jesus that's bad

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

lmao what an incendiary report

gr8080, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

i didn't even include the headline, which was "Democrats are not so fired up about Hillary Clinton", or his last sentence, which was "It was a fiery message. If they don’t already, Democrats will come to regret that their nominating contest lacks such a spark."

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

if it ends up being Jeb vs. Hillary I think this might be the first prez election cycle I can think of where neither party's base likes their party's candidate. finally the elites will get to just pick who they want.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

(well in my lifetime, I should have specified)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

I doubt it's going to be J. Bush.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

republican class looking p rough maybe thisll be the year they finally nominate a wingnut

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

can't wait!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

I honestly think the voting public would be more enthusiastic if we replaced human candidates with corporations (yeah yeah, corporations are people, etc). like, vote for Apple and let them make decisions for the country. Or vote for NASCAR.

it's a ridiculous idea and would probably trigger the apocalypse but i'm guessing a Doritos vs. Bass Pro Shop presidential election would see record voter turnout

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

why not get the middlemen out of the way and just go ahead and let corps make the decisions

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

that's pretty much what is happening

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

then we'll all be able to directly invest money into our favorite elected corporations, and finally the market will be free

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Pitchfork vs Koch Bros

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

having a corporation be in charge of the country wld be genuinely fascinating im ready for this historic experiment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

voting apple btw they have the best combination of empathy, vision, and efficiency while still understanding (tbf like all corporations and everyone) that rich ppl are better than poor

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

We did try corporation rule from the 1870s through 1932.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

voting apple because their campaign would offer anyone who voted for them 20% off their next Apple purchase over $1000

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

oh man, the corporate synergies that would be possible...bipartisan corporate synergy

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

"Going forward, we will leverage the Constitution as we make a good faith effort to connect with targets!"

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

I doubt it's going to be J. Bush.

idk the one w the money tends to win

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

like who do you see out-spending Jeb?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

McKinley.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Surely brownie meant:

"Going forward, we will leverage the Constitution as we make a good faith effort to connect with Target!"

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

Scott Walker is carefully positioning himself as the alternative to Jeb that the wingnuts will embrace, who the Big Money republicans can still work with. That strategy might possibly work, but it all depends on the wingnuts coming through for him and they prefer to scavenge shinier objects.

Aimless, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

if Jeb Bush is the nominee he will eventually sound like Scott Walker.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

there was no difference between Romney and Cain and Gingrich and the other morons last time around.

No real difference b/w Obama and HRC for that matter.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

mmm I can think of a couple differences

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

or are you strictly talking policy+rhetoric

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

i.e. death threats against the Republic.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

finally the elites will get to just pick who they want.

Sorry but LOL this has been the way it's been for a long long long time.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

sure but now they are abandoning even the pretense of requiring the approval of the masses

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

jeb will be the nominee

marcos, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

sure but now they are abandoning even the pretense of requiring the approval of the masses

People are always making the pretense accusation, though; I wouldn't be surprised if it's been around for centuries. I mean, the whole Electoral College thing is a deliberate obstacle before the masses.

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

something called the Three-Fifths Clause too iirc

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

I can't imagine they would nominate Walker; he might be their fantasy candidate but he has no chance in hell of wining the general election (just like Bernie Sanders doesn't have a chance).

akm, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

finding more than a handful of presidential elections that weren't picked and more or less decided by elites might be kind of challenging

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

they may have all been picked and decided by elites, but usually there's some rabble-rousing involved. neither Jeb nor Hillary can raise any rabble.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

walker seems very not ready for primetime from what ive seen, hes said a lot of stupid gaffey things already which doesnt matter yet but doesnt bode well for him as far as navigating the actual campaign

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

neither Jeb nor Hillary can raise any rabble.

IDK, Hillary seems to have a strong following among the Tumblr set.

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Also the PUMAs from 2008 are probably still around.

Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

hes said a lot of stupid gaffey things already which doesnt matter yet but doesnt bode well for him

may i introduce you to a coupla presidents named Bush

plz plz 'shop a photo of Thrillary in a NASCAR jacket with all her corp pimps' logos on it.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

Hillary's email circus is actually making me excited about the election. This issue won't take her down.

Robert Earl Hughes (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 12 March 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

sometimes i trick myself into thinking that lots of people are disappointed with the way the democratic side of this is shaping up, but then i see polls like this:

http://i.imgur.com/hLr7KvD.jpg

http://newscms.nbcnews.com/sites/newscms/files/15110_nbc-wsj_march_poll_3-9-15_release.pdf

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

i guess it's more accurate to say that lots of people ARE disappointed (21% of likely democratic voters is a large number), but not enough to make a difference.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

I'd be surprised to hear that a majority of Republicans would favour their past (and future) Clown Car Season to a nice smooth coronation.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

"disappointment" is a helluva drug

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

The week before the email story broke Hillary pocketed $300,000 for a Silicon Valley speech she gave to “women in technology.” Her campaign—no matter what the pundits say, and however she may pay for it, she has one—spun it as a preview of her 2016 ‘message.’ If so, she has a mountain of work to do. A month after the president struck a new and widely applauded populist chord in his State of the Union, Clinton managed to sound like the old consensus-seeking Obama. She actually vowed to restore bipartisanship in words so corny it hurt to hear them: “I’d like to bring people from right, left, red, blue, get them into a nice warm purple space where everybody is talking and where we’re actually trying to solve problems.”

She recited the usual Democratic economic litany but took care not to offend the odd technology billionaire who might be listening. Given the venue, one might expect as much, but weeks later she offered up the same riff, worse actually, at an Emily’s List gala where she called for a “new participation age” and for America to “help more people start small businesses and invest in the…entrepreneurs that will create the new jobs of tomorrow.” Also, Hillary said she’d cut “red tape.”

The Emily’s List audience was worshipful and Hillary tried her hardest to be more spontaneous and “real.” That meant two lame pantsuit jokes, another about her hair and one about the color of that Internet dress. Talking about Sen. Barbara Mikulski she said, “We have to work out macro issues and also macaroni and cheese issues … for hardworking families they’re one and the same.” Listening to it all a second time, I felt bad for her.

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/15/hillarys_meritocracy_problem_the_gop_will_paint_her_as_an_elitist_and_the_right_can_make_that_charge_stick/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

“We have to work out macro issues and also macaroni and cheese issues.

- Abraham Lincoln

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

The uniting color she's thinking of is not purple it's green.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

hillary clinton is the fucking worst and this campaign is going to be terrible

marcos, Monday, 16 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

no, the fucking worst is going to be all your friends who don't really follow politics and are #ReadyForHillary

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

No doubt about it, this is gonna be a grim campaign, akin to bush v. Dukakis

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link

Yoo-hoo! Hillary!

Ever since Republicans took control of the House four years ago, attempts to court Republicans have mostly failed while simultaneously dividing Democratic voters. Obama’s most politically successful maneuvers, by contrast, have all been unilateral and liberal. “Whenever we contemplate bold progressive action,” Pfeiffer said, “whether that’s the president’s endorsement of marriage equality, or coming out strong on power-plant rules to reduce current pollution, on immigration, on net neutrality, you get a lot of hemming and hawing in advance about what this is going to mean: Is this going to alienate people? Is this going to hurt the president’s approval ratings? What will this mean in red states?” And yet this hesitation has always proved overblown: “There’s never been a time when we’ve taken progressive action and regretted it.”

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/03/dan-pfeiffer-exit-interview.html

Aimless, Monday, 16 March 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

i'm so #readyforhillary

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

figures, it's been awhile since she hugged Mrs Arafat

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link

they kissed, bro

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

suha isn't so bad tho, she was just married to a monster

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link

i just think that it's about time the US has a female president and all the better that she's the better half of the US's greatest POTUS administration since 1969

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

I don't think michelle Obama is gonna run tho

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 16 March 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

do u really feel like michelle is heavily involved in the obama wh?

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

not more than Valerie Jarrett.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

"Millions of Americans are realizing this isn't working," Cruz said to supporters in New Hampshire. "The Obama economy is a disaster. Obamacare is a train wreck and the Obama-Clinton foreign policy of leading from behind -- the whole world's on fire."

"The world is on fire?" a young girl, whom the Washington Post identified as 3-year-old Julie Trant, said to chuckles from the audience.

"The world is on fire, yes. Your world is on fire," Cruz said as he turned to the girl, who was sitting on her mother's lap.

"But you know what? Your mommy's here and everyone's here to make sure the world you grow up in is even better," he added to applause.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

"My Little Pony? The Backyardigans? They all live in a world that is on FIRE."

pplains, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

i just think that it's about time the US has a female president

where were you for Cynthia McKinney and Jill Stein, tho

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

hillarys career is kinda funny, like shes only won one election ever and that was at least in part due to her fame, she might just not be a natural vote getter

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

nepotist AND corporatist icon

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah, how come i didn't vote for POS Dieudonné-supporting Cynthia McKinney? oh, maybe bc i'm not quite as big a fan of anti-semites as u are.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

So crazy that the world is on fire i wonder if that has anything to do with our defense budget in any way.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

I'll bet Mordy voted for Geraldine Ferraro if he was old enough (but I don't think he was -- I wasn't)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

the first election i was old enough to vote in was Bush/Kerry

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

you are a fan of anyone who will bomb the shit out of Likud's least fav nations tho

I'm unsurprised that 63% of Dems are satisfied with their "choices," that's why I don't like toi be around large numbers of Democrats at pointless shit like that climate march last fall.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

lol that's your defense for supporting a pseudo holocaust denier, "but u wah wah wah."

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

Gerry was the last Dem I voted for for Veep. I'm rather ashamed, mobbed up as she and her foul husband were.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

I don't know much about Dieudonné. I see that story is from this month; time-machine your way back to 2008 and I'll consider staying home instead.

HRC is a full-on imperial murderer, so i don't quite see your moral high ground.

also, bye thread

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

also, bye thread

There it is.

pplains, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

bye board is next. and never been closer.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

a full-on imperial murderer:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:All_Terrain_Armored_Transport_in_Star_Wars.JPG

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

bye board is next. and never been closer.

don't tease me

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

she's the better half of the US's greatest POTUS administration since 1969

this is a bit rich

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

A low bar

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Wow better than Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush? So amazing

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

Vote for this one they are better than Richard Nixon.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

obama is better anyway

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

Obama spent a significant portion of his administration cleaning up Clinton's fuckups

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

ie, healthcare, finance regulation/wall st bailout, DOMA etc

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

I'm just hoping for a 3rd party candidate who wants to curb foreign aid/defense and spend money on infrastructure/domestic issues and is not afraid of being called a commie by Fox news.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link

i give obama + bill clinton a draw re domestic economy (the latter had a stronger one but he didn't have to clean up after GWB). clinton >>>> obama re foreign affairs tho.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

yes a female president would be great, but as an argument for clinton as a good candidate it is pretty weak

i mean i would fucking love a hispanic president but that's not a reason i'd support ted cruz

marcos, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

how are you defining "foreign affairs"?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

clinton >>>> obama re foreign affairs tho.

I can't even... Obama had two stupid wars to end, killed Bin Laden etc. I hate the drone warfare thing like nobody's business but Clinton didn't have shit to deal with besides Bosnia, which he didn't exactly handle well imo

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

a female president would be great, 99% of presidents will share 99% of the same policies, and hillary is the only woman likely to be president = clinton is a good candidate

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

argument against clinton is that from a legislative stand point he spent a lot of his time enacting cruel republican policies that helped to shred what little safety net we had left for no good reason except he thought being a centrist was very cool and smart, its true too

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

btw lol http://www.vox.com/2015/3/16/8220537/al-gore-president-2016

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

i mean i would fucking love a hispanic president but that's not a reason i'd support ted cruz

tbf he's Canadian

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

lagoon otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

i'm not going to go into a whole spiel about what i think is wrong about obama's foreign affairs yet again. if you don't think obama is responsible for the turmoil in egypt, libya, iraq, syria, ukraine, etc, okay fine. we have different povs there.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

that Vox article this morning inspired more if-only speculation from friends and wistful exclamations about What Might Have Been.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

argument against clinton is that from a legislative stand point he spent a lot of his time enacting cruel republican policies that helped to shred what little safety net we had left for no good reason except he thought being a centrist was very cool and smart, its true too

I'm wondering if it would've been worse if Dole had had a chance in '96.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

I would vote for Gore but c'mon

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

Clinton basically fulfilled Reagan's dreams much like Ike consolidated the New Deal's advances.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

also when clinton had the congressional majority to pass anything liberal at the beginning of his reign he bungled the hell out of it

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

if you don't think obama is responsible for the turmoil in egypt, libya, iraq, syria, ukraine, etc, okay fine. we have different povs there.

it seems bizarre to state that Obama is directly responsible for (most of) these things. I can get how a reasonable person would have issues with how he's directed US policy in response to these things, but to say he caused them is just crazy.

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

u didnt know the arab spring was a cia plot smh

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

Clinton's first year in office was the most amateurish bungling ever. That's the only correct part of the conventional wisdom.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

Even with a GOP that didn't accept the legitimacy of a Dem president and already sniffing around Whitewater, the way he wasted time on unvetted attorney general nominees, caviled on gays in the military, and was already hinting to "end welfare as we know it" forced me to all kinds of twists to defend him.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

it was p sad

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

it amazed me around '99-'00 when his approval ratings hung consistently over 60 percent and he was already beloved by a considerable portion of the American electorate. I remember idle chatter concerning how sad it was that he was limited to two terms. We love "survivors," don't we.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

libya he actually intervened in, syria he had on-and-off interventions and didn't arm the FSA, egypt he somehow managed to convince that he was pro Muslim Brotherhood, iraq he was in charge of the withdrawal -- i mean these are all actual things he did (or didn't do). plus he alienated sunni allies w/ his iran rapprochement (which has no indications that he's going to be able to put together a deal). ok, he didn't tell putin to invade ukraine, but the US did help foment the ukraine revolution by most accounts -- like i don't blame him for everything that happens in the world, but the stuff he's done has been at best ineffective and at worst disastrous.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

what are his foreign affairs accomplishments? leaving a power vacuum in iraq? toppling Gaddafi? his drone projects in yemen have obviously been completely ineffective.

he killed osama bin laden -- i give him credit for that. but i don't see many other accomplishments.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Clinton and Somalia... Also, we all know Mordy dislikes Obama's foreign policy because he doesn't fawn over Bibi.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

yes that's the only reason and not the many other reasons i gave u asshole

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

syria he had on-and-off interventions and didn't arm the FSA

― Mordy, Monday, March 16, 2015 12:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the did arm the fsa! and continues to do so, it was just secretly through intermediaries

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

but sure, let's bring israel in too - in addition to alienating israel thru reaching out to Iran his team completely fucked up making a deal w/ the Palestinians. i'm not a huge Oslo fan but at least Bill secured a photo op on the white house lawn.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

xp is that the benghazi consulate conspiracy theory? at best, if american weapons did make it to FSA, it was without the influence that might've kept them moderate + from turning into al-nusra/ISIS/etc

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

libya he actually intervened in, syria he had on-and-off interventions and didn't arm the FSA, egypt he somehow managed to convince that he was pro Muslim Brotherhood, iraq he was in charge of the withdrawal

these are all scenarios where literally *every* option available to the US was shitty, and none of them were instigated by the U.S.

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

without the influence that might've kept them moderate + from turning into al-nusra/ISIS/etc

this is a pipe dream and you know it

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

So he wasn't responsible at all for the premature withdrawal of all forces from Iraq? Or despite the rise of Isis we think that's a good thing?

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Also plenty of ppl smarter than shakey thought promoting the fsa might've helped. I'll tell you what def didn't help tho- the insane red lines fiasco

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

just find it bizarre that you think it's the responsibility of a US president to maintain stability in notoriously unstable and uncooperative middle eastern regimes I mean come on that is delusional. lol "premature" how long would you have us stay in Iraq, forever? they wanted us to leave! military operations were over and there was never going to be some heavy-handed "installation" of a puppet regime (is that what you were hoping for)?

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

I guarantee you Hillary's response would have been to bomb everything in sight, she's going to be even more hawkish than Obama in order to avoid being painted as "weak"

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

yes that's the only reason and not the many other reasons i gave u asshole

― Mordy, 16. marts 2015 17:22 (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. I def believe that you are angry because he alienated sunni allies, that was not at all disingenuous of you to claim. Come on, man.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

xp is that the benghazi consulate conspiracy theory? at best, if american weapons did make it to FSA, it was without the influence that might've kept them moderate + from turning into al-nusra/ISIS/etc

― Mordy, Monday, March 16, 2015 12:24 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im not a super close follower of the conflict but its been reported in like the nytimes that the us started funneling weapons to the rebels fairly early on in the conflict, like when republicans were grousing about how we werent doing it we were doing it, so idk might want to change yr perfect reverse engineered logic, if just the right weapons were brought in the insane chaotic war couldve been perfectly game theoried as always lol

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

provision of arms/guns turning enemies into ideological allies = that is not really a thing that happens in the real world, esp not in places like Syria

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

frederik, it's pretty offensive to ignore a list of like 20 things that have nothing to do w/ israel and decide that actually my secret motivation for hating obama's foreign policy is that he doesn't like bibi enough. i thought you were better than that. that's morbz level idiocy.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

fwiw i think all the terrible fp was worth it for obama's domestic policies which i think were more important to improve, and will ultimately have a better impact on the US's ability to maneuver globally. but you're lying to yourselves if you think there's nothing to critique in obama's fp.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

of course there are things to critique im just always very suspicious of the tidy counter factuals

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

xp re Clinton's great accomplishments (domestic), let's not forget how the Telecommunications Act of 1996 destroyed television and radio cross-ownership rules, while failing to regulate the Internet as a common carrier ... Obama might be trying to clean up after Clinton on the last point, but there's no rolling back the hegemonies of News Corporation or iHeartMedia/Clear Channel

Brad C., Monday, 16 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

HRC would be an AIPAC-adored Mad Bomber prez, but unforch (for them) if nominated she's losing to the Republican ... but again, won't make much difference.

Obama aint cleaned up SHIT

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

thanks! I threw up my lunch!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

there's plenty to criticize in Obama's fp - drone wars, stupid red-line statements - but praising Clinton's as better doesn't make sense to me.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

+ btw somalia started under GHWB so in terms of clean-up...

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

so long as presidents resort to foreign adventures after reeling from legislative setbacks we're going to have horrible shit to clean up and never will

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

frederik, it's pretty offensive to ignore a list of like 20 things that have nothing to do w/ israel and decide that actually my secret motivation for hating obama's foreign policy is that he doesn't like bibi enough. i thought you were better than that. that's morbz level idiocy.

― Mordy, 16. marts 2015 17:31 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck you saying it's offensive. For you to make a list of things you dislike about Obama and not include Israel, when that is like 95% of what you complain about on here, is bullshit, and it only gets worse the more items is on the list. Calling you out on that is not 'offensive'. Offensive is saying someone dislikes Bibi because he is Iranian, or discussing how to get islamophobic friends to express their hatred of muslims without using antisemitic tropes.

I don't care what you think of me. I've honestly lost all the respect I had for you these last few months.

Frederik B, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

i don't know what the fuck you're talking about w/ getting islamophobic friends to express their hatred of muslims whatever, but i talk about a lot of things on ilx. that you think 95% of it is israel only tells me where your focus is.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

this is tiresome. you guys hate each other, we get it.

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

maybe i left israel out bc i know morons like you + morbz love the chance to attack me for my support of israel every chance you get and maybe i want to discuss obama's FP without having to deal w/ your illiterate howls.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

(^ not maybe. that was actually my motivation. thanks for proving my instincts correct)

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

'Oh, I lied about my motivations so as not to have them discussed, and you called me out on it. That's offensive!!!'

Frederik B, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

actually i don't organize my entire view of the world around my opinion on israel and i have many interests. you apparently have one. i'm not surprised.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

'Oh, I lied about my motivations... '

The externally available facts are woefully insufficient to establish this as a fact. To put it more succinctly, you're imagining things. nagl

Aimless, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

i'm coming around to the opinion that it would be a great thing to knock off HRC in the primaries. but it would be much harder than in 08 and it was plenty hard then. i don't know who could do it and i don't think warren could.

goole, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

yeah options are thin on the ground

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

i think O's foreign policy record is Very Bad, but the one thing he did right was "leave a power vacuum in iraq" ie the thing that unbreakable majorities of americans and iraqis wanted him to do. whatever mess has flowed from that decision, i just don't buy any counterfactual that staying would have made anything better.

really looks like this administration just drastically underestimated the creativity and brutality of its adversaries. like they thought if they flipped the central government of ukraine that would be that; that putin wouldn't just carve up the country, taking the bits he wanted and babysitting a civil war in the rest. or that assad wouldn't rather bunker up in his strongholds and degrade the rest of his country rather than give it up.

we all watched iraq descend to its lowest common denominator bloodbath after the strongman had been removed; why this expectation wasn't in mind re: libya (or even egypt tbh) is anybody's guess. to parrot some of the hardcore "realist" line: the through line between 43 and 44 isn't "neoconservatism" but a certain, idk romanticism. believing ones own hype.

both obama and HRC are so secretive its really hard to tell how much of any of this is the white house's doing and how much is hers

goole, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAMYWkvWYAAC82W.jpg

omalley seems to be who ppl think is the most reasonable pick, webb imo has a lot of juice personality/culturally but everyone seems to think hes not a natural politician and doesnt have the energy/passion for a long campaign

i tend to agree w the CW that hillary will be very hard to knock off but i think there is another possibility which is that shes just a bad campaigner and its inevitable she gets knocked off

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

it's kinda weird that Biden isn't even trying this time around

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

webb is certainly more interesting than HRC and comes by his centrism a little more honestly (if that makes sense; i heard his book on rednecks ahem the scots-irish is p cool) but idk if he's that different from her politically

goole, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

like i cld see webb just humiliating hillary in a debate, the dynamic of her being a super focused grouped triangulated speaker and him being this no nonsense grumpy man cld be very rough for her

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

feel like webb would do well w/ building a big enough voting block to win - not sure how his opinions on gun control would undermine his opportunity to reach out to moderate-right voters

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

p much everyone in the country is receptive to the minor gun controls webb is in favor of, he doesnt need to win any wingnuts

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

seems like a (really rich, self-funded) 3rd party candidate could be a possibility. perot managed to nab 20% of the vote in 1992. although, if you're one of the 500 U.S. billionaires in 2015, there's not much point in running. just let hillary win and she'll take care of the rich people.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

rand running third party wld be such a beautiful dream

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

he seems a lil too smart to do it but it wld be very cool if he did

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

I can't see a lefty third-party raising enough money, and frankly it would just guarantee a GOP win soooo

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

"so what" is the finish there

POTUS costs a billion dollars if u haven't noticed. no nonshits need apply.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAPN4OwXEAA7oGi.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

"Rand Paul under investigation for alleged connection with thousands of teens over Snapchat"

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

loool

marcos, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

heh

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAL_UnPUMAEuTup.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

their shd be a snapchat primary debate where the candidates have to share their nudes

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

weird to see anyone still blaming obama for pulling out of iraq, as if just continuing to do what bush had done from 04 to 08 would have made much difference; you still get an unstable nightmare no matter when you do it and i haven't heard a single remotely convincing alternative scenario. the problem was knocking off saddam in the first place.

obama's foreign policy has been terrible but that doesn't make him much different from any other president post-1969 (at one point i would've said 1947 but i've mellowed a bit, haha).

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 16 March 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Idk obv hindsight 20/20 but wouldn't a more graduated withdrawal have been better? In the end we are going back anyway.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

yeah I'm more interested in what Mordy thinks made Clinton *better* apart from the Oslo photo op. Bubba was fortunate to be president at a time when Russia had basically abdicated from its role as a geopolitical enemy of the US, and the Middle East was firmly under the boot of various tinpot dictators. But when he was confronted with a crisis, he hardly performed heroically - I always thought it was gross that the impeachment vote in the Senate just happened to coincide with the day the US started dropping bombs in Bosnia

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

At the very least we could've saved some airfare

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

In the end we are going back anyway.

haha no

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

I assume you've noticed that Obama can't get his expanded war powers through congress at the moment

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

I'm not an expert in Balkan politics by any means but a generally explosive region seems to have calmed substantially since the NATO intervention?

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

my understanding is obama was in favor of a more gradual withdrawal but the iragis werent into it

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

I'm not an expert in Balkan politics by any means but a generally explosive region seems to have calmed substantially since the NATO intervention?

well duh the real question is why it didn't happen sooner

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

in retrospect the most clintonian foreign policy moment was when he attempted to bomb osama and every republican accused him of doing it to distract ppl from the lewinsky episode

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

they were all who tf is osama bin labbern

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

well duh the real question is why it didn't happen sooner

i'm sure there are very complicated answers to this but at least re clinton it is bc overwhelming airstrikes forced yugoslavian forces out of kosovo? i'm not sure if like Rambouillet is in effect (maybe de facto + not de jure?) but NATO interventions played a pretty serious role from what I understand. I'm sure Sanpaku will be about shortly to correct me.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

"Constitution was made by christians directed by God."

God directed that each slave would count as three fifths of a person?

Aimless, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

sounds more progressive than the god of leviticus tbh

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

but not the god of Morbs

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 March 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

clinton also gets some credit for kicking indonesia out of east timor, about which (east timor in general, not so much clinton's role in it) war nerd wrote about this week

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

That Constitution tweet was made by a Mormon kid on a mission trip, but it seems divinity of the constitution is a thing many in the LDS church believe?

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

it seems divinity of the constitution is a thing many in the LDS church believe?

I recall this being a big talking point when I visited the Mormon Tabernacle as a teenager

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Mordy I just don't think it's that much of a stretch to regard Bosnia or Rwanda as bearing parallels to some of Obama's challenges. Clinton's performance does not seem measurably more successful or ethical, in both cases cynical realpolitik and lack of options resulted in a lot of deaths. Obama's tenure has been marked by a higher number of conflicts than Clinton's, but he's hardly to blame for that.

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

it's not that he's hardly to blame, but that the relationship between an admin's foreign policy + conflicts in the world at large is too opaque to make any definitive conclusions. i think there's certainly a case to be made that some of O's policies /may/ have emboldened eg Putin in Crimea or China in Senkaku or Iran in Syria to take actions they may not have otherwise. Or maybe not. I know that he hasn't helped.

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

i'll admit that i'm more inclined to give presidents more credit + blame for things like the economy or the state of world affairs than they deserve - but by that rubric i probably overpraise obama's role in the domestic economic recovery so it probably evens out

Mordy, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

yes mormons have cobbled together this idea that the signers of the constitution are modern day biblical heroes from god knows where. they made a movie about it iirc. i had to take a course at byu called "american heritage 101" that flew with a lot of that + john stossel specials etc.

also "ballif" is a (presumably conservative) moneybags name in utah. that "kid" is likely a returned missionary and insufferable but if anything the mormons know how to turn on their cherubic aryan starpower when "called upon", kind of a trip to see it on twitter. xps

mattresslessness, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

ha i love how crazy mormon theology takes place in relatively recent american history so much better than that old ass holy land bs

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

you'd think such modern day biblical heroes would've written in some nice words about polygamy

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

what domestic economic recovery, btw? Two Americas still.

I didn't know until about a month ago that Jeb is a Catholic.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link

lol: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/scott-walker-aide-fires-off-154708296.html

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

poor lil gop apparatchik. godspeed in your future endeavors.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

hillary constitutionally incapable of saying that

lag∞n, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

ha - love the three strikes thing

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 March 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

"Former Gov. Martin O'Malley of Maryland is a possible Democratic candidate for president"

come on

jaymc, Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

there is no god but Hil

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/23/us/politics/ted-cruz-to-announce-on-monday-he-plans-to-run-for-president.html?_r=0

I thought he was ineligible, destined, after a triumphant homecoming, to be our Prime Minister one day, but I see he became a naturalized citizen in 2005.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

It will be an issue at some point. Maybe just for a single news cycle, but someone will make a stink about it.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

Cruz 2016 "your world is on fire"

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

Hahaha yes this is happening.

http://i.imgur.com/U36DKpM.jpg

Let us dance in the flames.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

his whole face and being are so unbelievable

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Shouldn't there be a crude rocketship embedded in Cruz's right eye?

Aimless, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

It would be pretty awesome of Republicans to nominate someone who's father fought alongside Fidel Castro.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

its crazy these days how fully half of the republican field are unelectable trolls in it for the publicity

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

My only question is, will he entertain me like Gingrich and Cain did in 2012, or--to an extent--Palin did in 2008 (she also got under my skin, as silly as that seems in retrospect)? That's all I ask.

clemenza, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

wld be very grateful if palin blessed us with a pretend candidacy this cycle

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

I'm pretty sure she's already ruled it out. She could never go the distance anyway because it would take work and organisation, but then there was a team for Herman Cain, I suppose..

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

yeah i mean she just has to show up for the debates m/l

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

Ted Cruz being "smart" is something I think about a lot. What it says about intelligence, the way people estimate it etc.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link

you guys think the apocalypse is a pantspisser

also the Clintons are smart, but they are also runny turds so it doesnt matter.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 04:00 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tedcruz.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/JobsOpportunity672-672x441.jpg

Obama's mom jeans aren't any worse than this flight jacket he got at TJ Maxx.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 March 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

Every time I hear this or or that lawyer described as "brilliant" I have no idea what the writer means.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 11:13 (nine years ago) link

Scarecrow a better president than Ted Cruz.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

Ted Cruz being "smart" is something I think about a lot. What it says about intelligence, the way people estimate it etc.

newt gingrich does this for me

chinavision!, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

NATIONAL REVIEW RT @jimgeraghty: You scoff, but Cruz's bid squeezes Huckabee, Santorum, Perry, Walker, Jindal, Rubio, and even Paul. http://t.co/buZCskPdbH

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/415772/shock-imported-cheap-labor-hits-labor-productivity-andrew-stuttaford

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

it's a fine line with politicians. there are so many times when i think "this guy can't be this dumb. he's just saying dumb things to get the votes of dumb people. and that's evil, but as a means of gaining power it's often a smart move." then there are politicians that i think are truly dumb (louie gohmert strikes me as an actual dumb person that really hits it off with a certain set of white texans).

i always get so much shit for saying this, but ted cruz is smart. i think he falls in the cynical-evil side of the equation.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

He's a smart guy like Tyler Perry or Don Henley.

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

he's going to get real paid so i guess that's "smart"

casual male (will), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

anyway, where'e Orly Taitz. shouldn't we have heard from her by now j/k

casual male (will), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

He may be smarter than the people who expect that Permanent Democratic majority any second now.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, those people are everywhere. *rmde*

WilliamC, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

i sure heard a lot of em during the last Presidential Olympics

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

i always get so much shit for saying this, but ted cruz is smart. i think he falls in the cynical-evil side of the equation.

― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, March 23, 2015 10:32 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ultimately imo there's just lots of different types of intelligence and contexts and chaos and were all just little ants trying to find our way in this crazy world, cruz is kinda hard to judge cause its unclear what his end game is

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

cruz is kinda hard to judge cause its unclear what his end game is
yeah, with him it's tough to tell whether he lusts for THE PURE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!! or if he actually wants to bring about a permanent conservative wet dream state. probably both!

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 March 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

or if he just wants to set himself up on the conservative speaking/think tank/media circuit post elective office

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

his actions make most sense in that light imho

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

like hes just trying to become a conservative icon not actually govern

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

if he thinks he can actually become president with this approach then he is in at least one way dumb

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

i think the conservative speaking/think tank/media circuit is his backup option, but he still lusts for the real ultimate power. the conservative icon thing may not end up working this cycle, but from his position it might be his best chance for eventual blood-seeping-through-the-teeth power. he's not going to run as a "moderate", that's for sure. instead he establishes himself as the true conservative. 8-12 years pass, and suddenly it's morning in america again, blood starts shooting from his pores and his eyes roll backward, and suddenly he's the president. or, much more likely, he's just raking in the $$ speaking at conferences and appearing on foxnewsHD+12 or whatever it's called at the time.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah prob true good point

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

Ted Cruz is a true believer who has a lucrative second career in conservative media if President Bush doesn't appoint him to SCOTUS.

Ben Carson, et al run for president so that their agents have leverage when negotiating w/conservative media.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/ted-cruz-liberty-speech-president

...He won easy applause lines with calls for a flat tax, "abolishing" the IRS, securing the border, upholding "the sanctity of human life" and protecting gun rights.

And he had more easy applause lines, such as, "Our rights, they don't come from man, they come from God almighty." And: "The purpose of the Constitution is to ... as Thomas Jefferson put it, to bind the mischief of government." And: "My father gave his life to Jesus Christ, and God transformed his heart." And: "Imagine signing legislation repealing every word of Obamacare."

...Preceding his speech was a Christian rock band which entertained the smattering of reporters and students who arrived early. Many were waving miniature American flags, which were being handed out as students walked into the auditorium. But there was hardly a pro-Cruz consensus in the room.

"It's just a cool opportunity to see him here," said Emily Smith, 21, a junior, before the speech. "Someone who's potentially going to be the next president." But she wasn't ready to support him.

FINALLY, someone in the room that is able to cut through the bullsh-

"I haven't decided. I mean, I think he's great, I think what he stands for is great."

oh

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Shouldn't there be a crude rocketship embedded in Cruz's right eye?

Massive lol at this, plus I just misread Santorum as Scrotum, so my morning's off to a good start.

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Conservatives Don't Get the Internet, Part One Billion: http://www.tedcruz.com/

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

read some interesting patter out there that cruz declaring his candidacy outright, not declaring an exploratory committee, is a sign of weakness, that he's lost the invisible primary, and has nothing to do but make a big (and ultimately pointless) splash

and what has his whole career been but making a big and ultimately pointless splash?

goole, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

wouldn't it be funny if Hillary actually announced she wasn't running after all

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

idk if the "is he cynical or stupid" circle can be squared, but i do think he is a true believer. it's an article of faith that the country is really super conservative, and if republicans would just be that, then they'll win. the version of history only goes back to the 70s: reagan and GW were right wing and won, HW, mccain and mitt were pussies and lost.

i really think he thinks that just getting out there are fucking shit up to the ultra maximum is just what you do before history breaks around you and you're president. his dad is cuckoo btw.

goole, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

wouldn't it be funny if Hillary actually announced she wasn't running after all

― Οὖτις, Monday, March 23, 2015 12:13 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would so love this

marcos, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ir7LW1Bq--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/yg2uspphwetez9tvt4qz.jpg

this guys whole body language/facial expression is so out there

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

its so unnatural

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

btw is was a mandatory assembly lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

he looks like he's getting ready for take-off

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

"if I just flap my arms hard enough, like so..."

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

is there a picture of Cruz where he DOESN'T look like he's about to burst into tears

DJP, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Well, maybe in this picture when he went by the name "Bill Hicks".

http://i.imgur.com/GMZkhia.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

He looks like Peter Boyle as the monster in Young Frankenstein in that photo from today's announcement assembly.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 23 March 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

Maybe people think Ted Cruz is smart because his peers really are total morons?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

did you know he went to Harvard, where dumb people are not allowed

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

Pat Robertson: 'I Wish Reagan Would Rise From The Dead'

http://www.theonion.com/video/zombie-reagan-raised-from-grave-to-lead-gop,14385/

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 23 March 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

wait Reagan's dead?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

You have to remember that Al Gore has (had?) an IQ around 140 or 145. Cruz is just an awkward bastard with an elevated IQ score, which doesn't imply any ability to think clearly about something as complex as politics and how society works. Such a high IQ tends to be a disability in politics more often as not, in that it encourages airy abstraction in a realm that favors a strong sense of the concrete. Cruz is no Tip O'Neill or LBJ. His idea of useful tactics is just craziness and the US Senate is about the only place that would tolerate him for lone.

Aimless, Monday, 23 March 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

if HRC is the Meryl Streep version from Demme's Manchurian Candidate remake I'm pretty sure Cruz and at least two of the other DOA candidates are in her employ/thrall.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

Maybe people think Ted Cruz is smart because his peers really are total morons?

Supposedly he was one of the greatest debater in Harvard Law history and Dershowitz says he was the smartest student he ever had. I think this says a lot about Dershowitz and debating.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Please study the three-panel painting in Cruz's office: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/06/30/the-absolutist-2

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

I know Cruz's father's type well:

Pastor Cruz, as he is often called, is not currently affiliated with any church or denomination, but he is a sought-after surrogate for his son on the campaign trail. In his speeches and talks, he operates as a kind of political id for Ted, much as Ted operates as the id of the Republican Party. Rafael attacks Obama and the Democrats with a religious intensity. In many of these talks, Rafael draws explicit parallels between Fidel Castro and Barack Obama as twin betrayers of the concepts of “hope and change.”

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

is there a picture of Cruz where he DOESN'T look like he's about to burst into tears

I always get a strong sad hobo clown vibe from him
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI2NTIxNjQ3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMjE4MTQ2._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

But he also makes me think of the weird giant-headed version of Al Jolson from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-H7_3XKUG_5U/TxJYcU1dwbI/AAAAAAAAMJ4/fDg2cfl000g/s400/OUTTA%2BWOIK.png

joygoat, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAzfM-oWgAEXIR6.jpg

goole, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

If this presidenting thing doesn't pan out he's got a great future with Cover Girl.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

I think this says a lot about Dershowitz and debating.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, March 23, 2015 2:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya formal debating is such goofy shit, predict cruz will be over confident at a primary debate and get majorly owned by someone pulling an unfrozen caveman president routine on him

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

GISing Cruz is an exercise in "that's the most punchable"... wait, no THAT one...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Monday, 23 March 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

lol: http://www.sfgate.com/news/science/article/Jerry-Brown-calls-Ted-Cruz-unfit-to-run-for-6151398.php

(I would probably vote for Jerry)

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

Please study the three-panel painting in Cruz's office: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/06/30/the-absolutist-2

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, March 23, 2015 2:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is really something jfc

lag∞n, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

"my desires are unconventional"

goole, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

um

DJP, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

or if he just wants to set himself up on the conservative speaking/think tank/media circuit post elective office

― lag∞n, Monday, March 23, 2015 9:56 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 23 March 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Did Will Forte ever try him on SNL? Is Forte still there? That seems like a perfect match. For me, Cruz's voice is weirdly compelling (and has the most potential for laughs).

clemenza, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

Just did a "Ted Cruz Will Forte" search, and it looks like a few thousand people had the same idea.

clemenza, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

forte has a new show called last man on earth he is a genius btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Fey came back to be Palin, so it's within the realm of possibility.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

palin was a vp candidate though, cruz is gonna be one guy in an extremely crowded debate field

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

cruz is a star

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link

Cruz is conservative in appearance as well as ideology. He dresses like an I.B.M. salesman circa 1975, in boxy blue suits, white shirts, and red ties.

j., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1m7SMWYAAekcm.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

mitt needs to get in on this

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

make it a bakers dozen

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link

palin too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

that's funny, with his glasses on in that little bubble, perry really does look smarter than the rest

j., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

works

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HfDvjja.jpg

he has my vote

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

cruz/butter '16

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:29 (nine years ago) link

butter is so good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

i like butter

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

crazy/butter '16

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

Ha!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1MKvMUkAAduoR.jpg

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

Dunno who either of those people are :(

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link

Perfect because Cruz himself looks like a butter sculpture. One that's been out just a little too long.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:37 (nine years ago) link

cruz not already knowing about butter cows is going to make that heartland vote all the harder to win, i mean it's like dude has never been to a goddamn state fair

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Wait, if every single Republican politician is apparently running for president, then who will run the country!?!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link

running the country is already privatized, no biggie

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/2015/03/24/ted-cruz-health-insurance-obamacare/70384334/

lol Ted Cruz is signing up for obamacare, beautiful

Clay, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

I don't know how anyone could ever in good faith vote for a person who displays that degree of cognitive dissonance within such a tiny little snapshot of a profile. It's like...do you actually believe in anything?

Gimme Gimme Pop Secret (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

a question that i would perhaps ask of an actual frontrunner for the office as well

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

oh man, asking someone running for president what they believe in is the biggest softball question you could possibly ask! i'm sure they have a 25-minute response memorized and probably a 25-minute patriotic mixtape to accompany it in their suit pocket

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

ted cruz believes in america, he believes in you and me, he believes in pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, he believes in hard work leading to real opportunities, he believes in freedom, he believes in the american dream, etc etc etc

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

he just believes in ted cruz. yoko and ted cruz.

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

asking someone running for president what they believe in is the biggest softball question you could possibly ask!

i seem to remember both Ted Kennedy and John Kerry having trouble with this one, though. Must be something in that Dirty Water...

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

Cruz in that article was like somebody doing rails while they talked about their anti-drug initiatives.

Gimme Gimme Pop Secret (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

the washington post weighs in with a hard-hitting profile piece:

from the first handful of paragraphs:

...the man who would be president...the steely man of principle...The son of a Cuban man who saw what happens when freedom is stripped away swore that “I'll die before I let it happen again.”...the crowd stood as one, roaring with admiration and hope...sending an unpopular but vital message...His Harvard law professor, Alan Dershowitz, calls him “off-the-charts brilliant.

then,

...Beneath Cruz’s mesmerizing speaking style — midnight-smooth delivery, never ruffled, even as he drops lacerating lines about the evils of Obamacare — and his unthreatening appearance — suits, slicked-back black hair, baby-faced complexion — how the senator would govern remains unclear. Is he a rigidly uncompromising originalist or, as Cruz argues more like Ronald Reagan, who preached conservative populism but governed as a dealmaker?

followed by a story about how badboy ted cruz refused to rat out his friends after a legendary badass prank that they pulled - even after the principal threatened to take steps to deny his admission to Princeton! way to strong tall ted cruz!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/national/2015/03/24/ted-cruz-principled-or-smug-know-it-all/?hpid=z1

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

way to strong tall ted cruz!
way to strong tall ted cruz!
way to strong tall ted cruz!

i should be a proofreader, i'm really good

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

alan dershowitz knows off-the-charts brilliance when he sees it

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

I wouldn't call his Mister Rogers-ish smarm "midnight smooth" exactly...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

Hah so I just learned not only were the students required to go to that Ted Cruz rally, but if they didn't they were going to be fined $10.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

worth it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

freedom isn't free

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

is it possible at this point to get rid of obamacare as a practical matter or has the current system of insuring become too intwined w/ it that even w/ popular support, legislative support, and executive support it would be too difficult to get rid of it?

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

it's not going anywhere

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

we're FIVE years in already!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

i'm not asking if it's likely to disappear. i'm asking if it's even possible, or whether it is too institutionally embedded to remove, even if the will were there.

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

like what happens to the ppl who are currently signed up? is the idea that they'd just find new coverage? or revert to older policies?

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

They die.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

u mean they take on a lifetime of debt

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

who knows man

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

well this is why theyll be able to cope with a hastened demise. Single-payer would just spoil them horribly.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

I heard J Toobin on Fresh Air last night calling Cruz "a very smart guy” who just happens to say a couple of crazy pandering things now and then.

btw guys it's going to be Jeb.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

keep thinking there must be someone besides jeb hes an even more comically establishment candidate than romney, the gop cubbard is bare

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

there's going to be an amazing charisma vacuum with Jeb and Hillary (akin to '88 Dukakis/Bush as I've said before)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

so you thought W and Gore just projected white-hot lava.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

people were clearly charmed by Dubya's "aw shucks" schtick

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

which Jeb does not have

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

i never cease to find that amazing xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

people are stupid. and they like someone who is stupid, JUST LIKE THEM

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

see, I don't think he is truly stupid. Never did.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

Whatever happens it will be incredibly entertaining to watch.

Who was it here who characterized the successive surges of the 2012 non-Romneys as the "Angry Birds trajectory"? So apt. Perry, Cain, Gingrich, Santorum...

Conservative salivation over Cruz is delightful and life-sustaining. The dude is so obviously non palatable to the country as a whole. Yet because conservatives feel like they've been served milquetoast moderates without success, they're saying, why not try an election where they get the hard-line nominee they want? To which I say, yes, please. This nifty chart has him to the right of Goldwater: here. Please PLEASE GO THERE.

Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

these ppl are not conservatives, they are 16th-century crackpots.

sorry if i don't find "entertainment" trumping the spectacle of Jeb-Hil's double-sealing of America's doom.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

These people are just all so smart, I wish we could elect them all president.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

as Bubba and Bamster have proven, you can be smart and a fucking criminal president.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

So many smart criminals, I wish we could ellect them all president.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gykJie9.gif

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

still feels deeply weird to be contemplating another bush in the white house, would've seemed downright impossible eight years ago. otoh that's probably what some ppl said in 2000.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

Nah ppl dumb as rocks, W could win again if he ran today.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

HRC's political obituaries were written in 2008. Tot Nixon, again.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

being a bush is gonna be a major liability for jeb, also prob being jeb

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2015/03/25/yes-ted-cruz-is-a-hypocrite-for-going-on-obamacare/?tid=pm_opinions_pop

With Cruz’s wife, Heidi, stepping away temporarily from her job at Goldman Sachs, the Cruz family has to get its insurance somewhere, and the Texas senator has decided that “somewhere” is HealthCare.gov. Thanks to a Republican amendment to the law, the federal government can only offer members of Congress and their staffs insurance that requires going through Obamacare exchanges. Cruz will, however, reject the 75 percent employer contribution that the federal government decided to continue offering to all members and their staffs.

Liberals quickly lobbed accusations of hypocrisy. Conservatives argued back that Cruz is just following the law, like a man who pays income tax even though he believes it is unconstitutional or who follows gun control laws that he doesn’t support.

But this isn’t a case of following the law or not. The law does not require Cruz to get health insurance on the exchanges. Instead of going through the exchanges, he could have paid the tax penalty for not having insurance, “likely cheaper than buying an insurance plan,” but at the cost of being uninsured. Or his wife could have applied to COBRA and extended her benefits from Goldman Sachs for up to 18 months, though she would have to pay all of the premium. Or he could bypass the exchanges and buy insurance directly from a private insurer. Sure, he’d have to spend time navigating the market himself, but I’m sure the Princeton graduate can figure it out.

Each of these options would cost Cruz time, money or both. But several Republican representatives already have purchased insurance without going through the exchanges, so it is clearly possible. Yes, Cruz would have to purchase a plan that meets minimum standards established under Obamacare, but anyone who thinks that someone with his resources would otherwise buy a plan with excessive co-pays or skimpy coverage is fooling themselves. And Cruz is rejecting the government’s employer contribution, even though he is entitled to it as a member of Congress. That is thousands of dollars a year, and accepting it would still be following the law. So Cruz clearly has already made the decision to spend lots of money to make a symbolic stand. Why not follow through on that and avoid the Obamacare exchanges?

curmudgeon, Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

fun w/ Sidney Blumenthal and a Georgian billionaire

http://gawker.com/did-clintons-backdoor-adviser-illegally-lobby-for-putin-1693111549

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 March 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald
Harry Reid on why Hillary should be President: "Women are much more patient" & "not combative"

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/03/us/harry-reid-hopes-to-ensure-democrats-success-as-tenure-winds-down.html

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link

i'll be ordering them lots of Sbarro's pizzas

The lease is signed: Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters will work out of 1 Pierrepont Plaza in Brooklyn Heights, according to a source familiar with the deal. The campaign will occupy two full floors of the office building, which is close to 12 subways lines and a dozen bus lines, and will be taking them as is – no buildout. On its website, the building markets it as “Modern Offices. Brooklyn Cool.” The Clinton team’s neighbors in the building will be Morgan Stanley and the office of the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of New York. The clock on Clinton’s official announcement is now officially ticking. FEC rules state that you have 15 days between conducting campaign activities and filing a campaign committee.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/hillary-clinton-campaign-headquarters-brooklyn-116649.html

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 April 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

tim @ kfc.gov

example (crüt), Friday, 3 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

for presidetn!!!!!!!!!!

j., Friday, 3 April 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Dug this up on some throwback Google shit, a very unilluminating experience: http://archives.timesleader.com/2000/2000_12/2000_07_09_SANTORUM_PLEDGES_TO_TRY_TO_GET__100_000_FROM_FEDS_HEADED_HAZLETO.html

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

Paul announces tom'w, enjoy yourselves

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

lol rand is announcing at the "Galt House"

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

so glad Paul's here to take our country back, so tired of people taking my country and not returning it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

well HRC will be "making change," so hopefully you'll get fries with that.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

We can listen to Paul's zingers on our own, ok?

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

How long will the ron paul, libertarian false narrative keep up? Dude has been flip flopping left and right on key libertarian issues lately but facts can't get in the way of a good media narrative

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

Paul's official announcement video was yanked by YouTube after WMG slapped a copyright claim on it (he used a John Rich song). New Rand Paul campaign slogan: Property is theft!

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

C'mon, dude doesn't stand a chance with the wingnuts unless he talks about more money for defense. xpost

The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

yikes. don't really care about the rand paul yelling at reporters "story" that will be forgotten about in approximately 3 days, but lol at his responsee:

Paul told Kelly that "interviews are difficult"

"...I do lose my cool"

"...I’d rather do 30 minutes with Charlie Rose, laid back in a lazy boy chair."

...Paul said that he doesn't believe people want a president who will "roll over and take it."

...Paul said that he may be thin-skinned, but that he responds to male and female reporters in the same manner.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/megyn-kelly-rand-testy

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

also i fully support the nickname of "teste" for rand paul

Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link

rand ball more like amirite

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/08/media/rand-paul-savannah-guthrie/

"I think I've been universally short tempered and testy with both male and female reporters. I'll own up to that," he said.

If you point out how he has changed his views on certain subjects, and ask him to explain that, he calls that a reporter "editorializing". He used that word on the Today show with Guthrie and in the CNN interview. He is being consistent with that defense...

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

man I dunno about the rest of you but if Cruz really already has $31 million this is gonna be *real* entertaining

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

and he doesn't spend a dime on hair care

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

Cruz's various million dollar pacs according to a Bloomberg Politics article

Each of the super-PACs—Keep the Promise and three “sub-super-PACs” dubbed Keep the Promise I, Keep the Promise II and Keep the Promise III—will be controlled by a different donor family, and will likely develop different specialities, such as data mining, television advertising and polling, the strategist said.

Keep the Promise IV-Dissing Fellow Candidates; Keep the Promise V-Insulting Mainstream Liberal Media

curmudgeon, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

this is an oldie, but what in the actual fuck

he didn't think Obama's views on marriage could "get any gayer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wi7bmXFU70

casual male (will), Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Lol @ randy accepting bitcoin. Hope he gets nailed for accepting drug money or something

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

I want to watch a late in the first term rand paul press conference in the white house where he just swears at reporters and challenges a couple to fisticuffs

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 April 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

‏@ZekeJMiller
Huckabee hits Obama for “Using his precious time in the Oval Office to call people up to congratulate them for being gay”

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

So glad Huckabee quit his Fox tv show to eventually not run for president.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

the idea of obama calling people up to congratulate them on their gayness is good and funny

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

mike huckabee hates gay people so much it's almost quaint

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

*bass solo*

Οὖτις, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

You guys write for @seinfeldtoday?

pplains, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jwHf2KR.png

lmaooooo

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

i was just the 666th rt of that -_-

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

we all got to play our part building "the wall"

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCRO2htWAAAWYUI.jpg

im so excited

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

No one looked twice at that, what a world.

pplains, Saturday, 11 April 2015 00:30 (nine years ago) link

the primary campaign pre-season is about to come to a close after it began in mid november 2012

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 11 April 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link

The New Walmart-Clinton opens on Sunday

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 April 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

new thread soon I guess

brunch technician (silby), Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

please no, confine the virus to this one for as long as possible

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 April 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

if this gets locked, then a new thread would contain the virus just as effectively

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

This place is a message…and part of a
system of messages…pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor…no
highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
…nothing valued is here.

j., Sunday, 12 April 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

silby sees no need for there to be a second Democratic candidate I guess... a True Party Apparatchik

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCZfkEAWYAAk3j8.jpg

congrats on ur new column morbs

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link

nate silver says its a toss up http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/clinton-begins-the-2016-campaign-and-its-a-toss-up

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

The New York Times ‏@nytimes 52 seconds ago
In Florida, the head-on collision between Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush is discussed with funereal dread http://nyti.ms/1NmBaW6

:)

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

have 2 say if bush really is gonna be the guy for the republicans that chart does not speak well for gop prospects

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

and its not like his actual personality/record speak to some potential for ppl to like him more

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

like maybe rubio but he just seems so lightweight... he drank the water

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

if the democrats had a proven competent campaigner as the nom id feel pretty comfortable with their chances

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link

lmao at the negative correlation for gop candidates. the better ppl know em, the more they hate em.

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

But GOP really good at going along with that "the enemy you know" rule better than anyone.

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

"I hate that guy, but at least I know where he waffles."

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

And yeah, Hillary's a bit like that, but GOP has played this game in every election since... 1968?

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

clinton's logo

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

i cannot vote for that logo

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

it looks like a puzzle we have to solve

j., Sunday, 12 April 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

It looks like a mobile app icon.

http://i.imgur.com/mPGuyYv.png

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

it looks like it's on the business card of a realtor who cannot get a job and so has "started his own firm"

Clay, Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

neither red nor blue, pointing to the right as the way 'forward'

j., Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

Oh, look! It has red and blue on white background, just like the colors of Old Glory!

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Subtle triangulation motif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

how did they get the head of the arrow thru those two immovable pillars of the white voter base?! ~that's just how good their triangulation is~

j., Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Illuminati pyramid

with HD lyrics (Eazy), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kHdD1lC.png

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Either that or Welcome to Istanbul

http://i.imgur.com/KHfAx60l.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

calling her campaign a turkey eh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

One of my fb friends said "Swipe right for Hillary!"

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 April 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

appropriate that this announcement takes place on the seventieth anniversary of FDR's death.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 April 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

I would love it if Clinton instituted a total media blackout for the length of the campaign. Communicate with her supporters entirely by email and social media. I mean, it's Hillary fucking Clinton. Who doesn't know everything they need to know to either vote for her or not vote for her? And the DC press all hate her guts anyway, and she hates them, so she should completely shut them out - no interviews, and if any of her staff talks to the press, they're fired, instantly.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 13 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

As much as I like that idea on the surface, it seems a little dictatorial.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link

but, 誤訳侮辱, that's no different than her policy as First Lady.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin
"Americans have fought their way back from tough economic times, but the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top." Hillary slays.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

holy shit that logo. I wonder if FedEx feels ripped off.

We might as well start speculating who her running mate will be.

Robert Earl Hughes (dandydonweiner), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

hillarys logo is pretty good compared to yr average political fare imho

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

its maybe too good

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

sure. Fed Ex is reliable.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

i mean heeey

http://www.glantz.net/wp-content/uploads/Romney-Ryan-logo.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

what the heck is that thing

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

the offense that hillary seems to have committed here is going outside the normal campaign palate without really nailing it like obama did causing ppl who otherwise dont notice things like logos or design to become startled, i mean not that it matters

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Rand Paul's is upsetting, the U feels so gigantic. The little red zest strips across the A feel so last-minute, and vaguely like a shoe brand from 25 years ago.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

What is wrong with Paul's A? Did it break?

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

team hillary def loves their logo tho lol its all over the website https://www.hillaryclinton.com including breaking the arrow motif out on its own, its kind weird tho there doesnt seem to be any workmark of her whole name with the arrow H as the first letter, which i guess makes sense as the arrow sticks out and wld kind f up yr kerning, which tbf does seem like p bad design

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

wow actually it's eerie how similar HRC's font is to FedEx.

Her logo looks much worse the smaller it gets. The red overwhelms the blue pretty badly. And the arrow thing is overplayed.

Robert Earl Hughes (dandydonweiner), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

I like it more when it's monochromatic.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

i guess obama never used his logo as the first letter in his wordmark either but like he couldve

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

maybe its all fine i think its fine

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link

all white ppl on that home page

brunch technician (silby), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

the HOPE poster became Obama's logo, i wonder if HRC has folks working round the clock to somehow come up with a likewise idea.

piscesx, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

no doubt

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

all white ppl on that home page

― brunch technician (silby), Sunday, April 12, 2015 9:50 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya its interesting the campaign video is overtly diverse then the home page very white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uY7gLZDmn4

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

each time i see the Romney logo, i think it looks like this:

http://i.imgur.com/S5D2uw8.jpg

But then I get home and look at that Powers logo and think, no, they're only vaguely similar, why do I think this?

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

u decoded the illuminati maybe

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Anyway, think Hillary should've stole this one

http://i.imgur.com/CErY03m.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

hvac guys got better logos, maybe they should run the country.

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

how do you know they don't

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

i think hil should start campaigning as 'gramma clinton' and milk that for all it's worth

give the whole thing an old school dynastic air

j., Monday, 13 April 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

how do you know they don't

have you seen what the price of freon is lately... oh, maybe you're on to something.

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

most provocative thing in beardo chuck todd's interview w/randy paul on meet the press sunday was the candidates orange shirt

in-house pickle program (m coleman), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link

Dude has the same problem that I do with the wrists.

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/rand-paul4.jpg?quality=65&strip=color&w=1100

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link

ha all his clothes are so big its kinda his thing

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link

kinda admire him wearing that beat up orange shirt on national tv w a tee showing underneath, looks like hes just going to his office job or w/e

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

I wasn't going to go on and on about this, but I did find this image earlier, and hey, it actually does look a little like him.

http://i.imgur.com/tDxAJPD.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link

wonder if FedEx feels ripped off.
We might as well start speculating who her running mate will be.

if you want to see who i can FP besides you and gabbneb, sure

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

if anyone is still interested in talking bad logo design

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCf33LQW0AEtjuk.png

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

all this shit looks like it was taken from The Parallax View

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

America's new century is 15 years behind the rest of the world's, got it.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

marco rubio is so powerful he is time itself i guess or something

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

You can't just make anything the dot over an i. Even hearts are pushing it, tbh.

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

i like that logo

example (crüt), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

Marco Rubio does not care about Alaska and Hawaii. You heard it here first.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

looks like its for some life giving pomegranate juice but also with an america where the dot usually is

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LbY9bkf.jpg

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah the new american century phrase isnt tainted or anything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

nice xp

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

i vote for an 86-year century

example (crüt), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

dogwhistle xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

yeah the new american century phrase isnt tainted or anything

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries),

was gonna say...the signatories are a rogues gallery

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Marco Rubio: Give Us a Do-Over

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Hmm, anyone know what that Rubio image is from? It doesn't match the logo from his campaign website.

http://i.imgur.com/HtoRefX.png

Which, might I say, is pretty bold with one solitary red star.

http://ozwbn.znwph.servertrust.com/v/vspfiles/photos/J24753-2.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

i believe its from the video shown at his campaign launch today, website redesign coming maybe idk

http://i.imgur.com/JiJH5xQ.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1t0HRNU.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

i'm not one of these little lord font-leroys but the whole continental US as a dot on an i is so bad

goole, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

the all-lower case thing whispers "I am running for Vice President"

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

oh actually hes making the announcement in an hour that must be a rehearsal shot, one wld think the website will flip over at that point too

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

haha, true xp

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

the entire weight of the us spins on Harlingen TX like the top at the end of Inception

WilliamC, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

sure we want to know who will run for president but i say who is going to run from the president that's what i want to add back to you walter

Vic Perry, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

btw the Freedom Tower is dope. If you're in Miami, holla and we'll visit.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Perfect symbolism: where Cubans were processed in the early sixties and because FREEDOM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

freedom is good i like it good stuff

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

I feel like I could get behind it but I wanna see if hrc is for or against it that could sway me if she's for it idk

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 13 April 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Rubio makes me snore. Christie is fat. Jeb isnt talented enough as a speaker. Rand has the best chance of the four of them because his sway on independent and young voters.

The Once-ler, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

nah

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

Rand would definitely be the most fun to see crash and burn in the general.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Chris Christie is a no go at this point. He may get in, but nobody besides people who voted for him in New Jersey likes him anymore.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Jeb has all the cash

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

I googled top republican candidates and pulled those 4 names from a now old Washington post article.

Do
You can't crash and burn when you're already on fire (albeit a crazy fire). You just pile on more fuel for the fire

The Once-ler, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Do = xp. Stupid auto correct

The Once-ler, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

Oh and when I said best chance of the 4 of them, I meant against Hillary

The Once-ler, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

The one I can't get a read on at all is Scott Walker. People who've been paying attention have plenty of reasons to loathe him, but I don't know how he'll play on a national stage. He seems like a dweeb, but so did Dubya (and Al Gore, for that matter).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

He looks like some drunk old creep you'd see at a happy hour next to an office building at 4:30

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

Dude really sells Maumee hard at the end, there.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Woah, I was in Toledo today.

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

Ships in night.

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HV0Tz3q.jpg

there it is folks

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nSfvztP.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

lol this site has some good stuff

http://i.imgur.com/J0qYIzM.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

the post-Obamacare era

we are year 2 POE

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Restoring the American Dream would require buying a lot of hard to find parts. I say we settle for a new coat of paint.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lS3BPQE.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/X1hS6SC.png

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

"we live in a country that allows us to experience life lessons" is killing me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

he looks so sleepy

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

Uh, leaving aside the obvious precedent of FDR, Winston Churchill, an heroic figure in the conservative pantheon if ever there was one, cheerfully negotiated with Stalin on numerous occasions.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

not cheerfully

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

b-but... they served brandy!

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

the united states negotiates with dictators like every day, many of our closest allies are dictatorships

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

like, he fought negotiations at every level until FDR realized that Winston was out for the British Empire and nothing else

a bit like Rubio and the American Empire

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

wait a minute, i've totally seen this before.

http://i.imgur.com/iwDNHkE.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

or i just made that up, one of the two.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CChMgYFVIAAepme.jpg

obummer doesnt know shit about negotiating, i freak out just trying to obtain a sip water btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

If a front-runner eats a burrito but no one hears it...

http://i.imgur.com/VuFnJuC.jpg

... wait, let me think of another direction to go with that.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Haha holy crap at the amazing font(s) on the Iran nuclear weapons one

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

only 90s kids will understand

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

Not really into all these candidates being born in the 1970s.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

All presidents should have been born between 1909 and 1924. No more, no less.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

I want to vote for Rubio, but since he's not the son or spouse of a former president i'm just not comfortable

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

I had to look up Rubio's bio to confirm that the 'holy shit this psycho is my age' stage of life has been reached.

totally unachievable goals and no incentive to compromise (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

All presidents should have been born between 1909 and 1924. No more, no less.

― pplains, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Interestingly, while this criterion admits JFK, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Bush I, you could extend your range forward to 1945 and change nothing - the only 'serious' nominees born between the second Coolidge term and FDR's death are, I think, John McCain, Fritz Mondale, Michael Dukakis, and Ross Perot. I believe Mondale is the only Korean War vet to ever get the nod, which sort of sums up the whole forgotten/silent generation thing. Having twelve years in a row of popular geezer presidents sort of blocked them out of the picture, though really it's amazing the Republicans were still fielding a WW2 hero in 1996. Should have gone with...uh... Arlen Specter, I guess.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

someone made a whole hillary font and ppl have being joshing around on twitter with it

http://i.imgur.com/7w4SufD.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

I just threw up in my mind.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Just what I needed, a nominee who's on to me.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

Having twelve years in a row of popular geezer presidents ...

This country will very likely never have a president born in the 1930s. Likewise, odds are getting slimmer we'll have one from the 1950s.

We'll see if Jeb, Huck, Ben Carson and Rick Perry mention that in their opening day speeches.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CGoGwq2.gif

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

Excellent.

schwantz, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

It is weird to think about that generation thing. We had 16 years of Clinton (b. 1946) and Bush II (b. 1946). If say Romney (b. 1947) had been elected in 2008, and then Hillary (b. 1947) in 2016 we could have conceivably seen 32 straight years of presidents from the same mini-generation.

Ari (whenuweremine), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

my fave candidate this time is a year too young (b '82), but I'm sure the Supreme Court would vote to seat him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=460FZat2U6A

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

http://time.com/3823064/elizabeth-warren-2015-time-100

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Beautiful.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Ah, sorry - didn't spot that it's a writer's credit.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/04/20/koch-brothers-signal-support-for-scott-walker/

just expressin opinionz and stuff in teh political process

j., Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

Great news. What a clusterfuck this is gonna be.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

Tried to think of a fitting remark about Santorum and loss of traction, but nothing oozed out.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

lol koch bros getting ready to line the pockets of scott walkers campaign consultants for no reason

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

for ppl so interested in politics they have really very little feel for it its quite something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

some clumsy stuff trying to co-opt/neutralize Warren cited there

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

imo its at least a good sign that she feels the need to acknowledge anyone to her left

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2015_04/a_loud_n_proud_christian_right055264.php

Republican proto-candidates for president trooped to the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s big 2015 cattle call and were loud ‘n’ proud as ever in their commitment to the culture wars.

same 'ol, same 'ol here

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 April 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

meant to post this 2-week-old Taibbi piece on the reportorial/editorial predictability of reacting to the fakery of candidates like "populist" Grandma Fraud:

Hillary's first official week as a presidential candidate went exactly as her handlers must have hoped.

At launch she talked a streak of anti-elitist rhetoric that was taken seriously for a few days, until the punditry took the temperature of her populism and declared to it be the right kind: the fake kind, the purely strategic kind.

The congoscenti even seemed to applaud Clinton for sounding enough like Elizabeth Warren to preclude the necessity of the actual Elizabeth Warren running for president, Warren being the wrong kind of populist, the real kind....

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/campaign-2016-hillary-clintons-fake-populism-is-a-hit-20150416

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders will announce his plans to seek the Democratic nomination for president on Thursday, presenting a liberal challenge to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Sanders, an independent who describes himself as a "democratic socialist," will follow a formal statement with a major campaign kickoff in his home state in several weeks. Two people familiar with his announcement spoke to The Associated Press under condition of anonymity to describe internal planning.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

anyone why know why Sanders is doing this at this particular moment? seems kinda random.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

this is really gonna force clinton to tack left and answer some difficult questions

lol

god, this country

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

do you mean this week, or in this campaign? The crown is practically on HRC's head already, if the former.

xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

if he lasts to the NY primary, i suppose i'll vote for him, tho he's not a socialist and he has the same shot at the office that i do.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

our votes are meaningless anyway, might as well vote for him

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

haha I will totally vote for him in a CA primary if it comes to that

I meant this cycle

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

anyone why know why Sanders is doing this at this particular moment? seems kinda random.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i love bernie he is such an awesome grumpy loon

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

total institution in vermont he is beloved shows up for every little fn event, ive seen him at tiny a local parade and a hippie music festival and an art opening just to mention a few

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

Its pretty legit that at age 73 he's like 'fuck it lets waste a shitload of time in iowa, I got a point to prove'

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

"fuck it ive got a point to prove" is m/l his whole reason for being

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

i mean he calls himself a socialist and is in the us senate lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

its funny cause is is so not vermont hes all grumpy and has a heavy old school new york accent but they love him anyway

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link

total institution in vermont he is beloved shows up for every little fn event, ive seen him at tiny a local parade and a hippie music festival and an art opening just to mention a few

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:45 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a thing i've never thought about, where east coast national reps are prob more visible and expected to be part of the community, whereas the idea of seeing jeff merkley at the rose festival is just bizarre to me

but then i guess ron wyden literally bumped me with his shopping cart at the grocery store a couple years back so whatever

Clay, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

yeah obvs its somewhat a function of the size of the state and distance from DC but also some politicians are just much more into retail politics than others, its a great approach to getting reelected tbh, in this particular case vermont is just very tiny and has no citizens

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

generally its house reps who are more the retail politics types

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:12 (nine years ago) link

vermont has more senators than reps tho lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

defazio is pretty active in PDX yeah

Clay, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

Hillary once shouted down a primary challenger to Bill in the middle of the Park Plaza food court. Both of them becoming presidents of the United States was the last thing I could've fathomed.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

bills rise to power is a pretty unrealistic journey

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

#bilderberg

brimstead, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

wait, she did that at the state capitol. still a funny story

pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

lol

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ted-cruz-dont-think-ive-202843704.html

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

at least he used the right article

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Sanders running is the only reason I would have to vote next year. If they even let him on the ballot in GA.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:30 (nine years ago) link

was not expecting that to be the Cruz lol.

http://i.imgur.com/aJlf66n.gif

pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

Bobby Jindal "a dark horse."

...if he keeps performing like he has been performing you are going to see him be the Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum of 2008 and 2012

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/28/bobby-jindal-dark-horse-for-2016-gop-presidential-/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS

The job killing and likely illegal (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

governor bedtime story v governor drinks the water

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

i've already seen that logo with like five different color schemes

it certainly is adaptable

j., Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

i'd vote for bernie

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

my theory is that he just couldn't stomach hillary (and all she represents) being automatically anointed

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

something like that, doubt hes gonna go to hard at her tho, in reality itll be more like the two of them going at republicans during the primary, and as far as driving hillary to the left she was already heading that way anyway cause the economic justice thats sanders main issue is widely popular now, more focus on that will actually benefit hillary in the general

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link

and as far as driving hillary to the left

why the fuck would anyone not see through her saying shit? and yet people talk like it actually means she WILL BEHAVE like Emma Goldman in the Oval Office.

Not "going at her hard" is a nonstarter.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

everyone sees through it lol

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 05:54 (nine years ago) link

the thing is the whole party has moved to the left (I KNOW MORBS NOT ENOUGH) so its like actually a real thing

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

i mean who knows who the real hillary even is has she ever not just done the politically expedient thing

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

the thing is the whole party has moved to the left

WHAT? You mean, like, since February, or 1998? How?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link

well theres been the ongoing polarization of both parties with moderates weeded out an replaced by more partyline types, also the economic shitiness of our era has lead to fringe positions becoming mainstream, obvs u havent seen too many legislative results out of that but that has more to do w the realties of our terrible check n balances system than anything, but analysis of how democratic legislators vote has shown a clear trend toward the left which jibes with anecdotal evidence too, also there are things like the fcc shutting down the comcast/time warner deal and adopting net neutrality as an official position that wouldve been unthinkable during the heyday of the clinton middle way

not saying its a revolution but it is a clear trend and hillary is following right along, which seeing as it aligns with the zeitgeist of the party as a whole will prob be reflected in her presidency shd she get elected

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link

the rise of warren etc blah blah

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link

all mostly jibber jabber 'far as i can see

the TW-Comcast thing reminded me of Howard Beale stopping a merger in Network minus the "You didn't win anything" postmortem.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:39 (nine years ago) link

or

Jacob PaperBacharach
‏@jakebackpack
American Liberalism is Jon Stewart blaming Judith Miller for Iraq while Hillary Clinton and Henry Kissinger have a tickle fight.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

i'm sort of caught between your respective attitudes. the right pressures have led even awful, deeply cynical people to do some decent things (see: richard nixon) but i don't really see that dynamic at work yet.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 1 May 2015 06:51 (nine years ago) link

yes, when pols like Nixon and Hil do decent things it's called "a coincidence."

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:02 (nine years ago) link

nothing... is a coincidence

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

come come, Mr Bond

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

LOL @ American politics moving left.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

wow THE BLINDERS ARE OFF FOLKS lol

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

also "democratic party moving left"

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

LOL @ that too.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

under their new Senate leader Chuck (Dow) Schumer

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

this is very good commentary from someone who has clearly considered what im talking about NOT haha burn

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

amateurist otm

this all scans like empty rhetoric to me so far and yeah I have zero faith in Schumer and Hil giving any full-throated support to reinstating Glass-Steagall for ex or doing anything else that damages their shareholders' bottom lines, no matter how left the actual members of the party they lead have drifted

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

not sure that the democratic party is moving to the left so much as reducing their acceleration to the right

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

but hey it's a start

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

ppl conflating "slight movement left" with "things i want to happen" itt

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

as inlet's hope the Tea Party and the libs stop TPP

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

as in let's

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

its all up to hoos

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

hoos will lobby Malaysia personally

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 May 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

kinda figured "inlet" was morbs's cutting nickname for "lagoon"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 1 May 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

lmao nice

lag∞n, Friday, 1 May 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

lagoonbah

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

See? HRC is more electable.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

how come Sanders has almost no contributions from individuals but some from PACs, and Hillary has less in PACs than Sanders even, tho obv blows him out of the water w/ individuals? Do they count individual donations by the corporation the individual works for, or are these all individual owners of said corporations?

Mordy, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

This table lists the top donors to this candidate in 1999-2014. The organizations themselves did not donate, rather the money came from the organizations' PACs, their individual members or employees or owners, and those individuals' immediate families. Organization totals include subsidiaries and affiliates.

With union PACs topping Bernie's list, there's going to be relatively few individuals who list those unions as their employer.

jennifer islam (silby), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

EMILY in EMILY's List is just an acronym for a fundraising cyborg, right?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

Early Money Is Like Yeast, which is really creepy tbh

jennifer islam (silby), Saturday, 2 May 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

give em hell, bernie. smoke the koch money out early

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 4 May 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

what site is that screengrab from?

in other news, NYT Sunday feature on Chrischrischristie sez his people are newly "realistic" about his chances after Friday's indictments!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

media has been falsely inflating his hopes for like 5 years feel like they cldve given it another one whats the big idea

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

yeah this scandal would stop dogging christie if it wasnt true, unfortunately for christie2016 thats not the case

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 May 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

will be bummed if Christie doesn't hang in there till Super Tuesday, the more NYer pieces on him the better really

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

just want to see him lose it on rand paul in a debate

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Why do you keep thinking it's going to be him and not Cruz?

pplains, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

I just picture Cruz opening his mouth up in a debate and everybody else going gawd, will you please shut the fuck up.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

cruz will be amazing too but he more of a smug logic guy, a formally trained debater, christie is just an angry bully who thinks ppl love it when he yells

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link

Cruz is going to open his mouth in a debate and dog shit will come out.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

plus he looks like an overweight Tony Hadley. He'll never win. That hair.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

anyone who thinks Cruz or Christie could get nominated is a fantasist

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link

Cruz is going to give a very warmly-received speech at the RNC around 8 pm Tuesday night. Chris Matthews will be all "ya know, you may recall he was the first to officially get in, and I don't think we've seen tne last of him. Right, Chuck?"

pplains, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 05:10 (nine years ago) link

Who is Chuck

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 07:09 (nine years ago) link

Todd.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UGq0LVG.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 13:13 (nine years ago) link

very excited about Carly and Huckabuck gettin in!

*bass solo*

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

plz oh plz let Charles Barkley be a panelist on some network's election night coverage!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

a friend's FB friend says Cruz will be rounding up the gay marrieds into camps. jus' barely resisted "turn off the MSNBC, hon"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

that is not a bad counter-conspiracy theory to start at all, someone should get on that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

President Cara Carleton "Carly" Sneed Fiorina

goole, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

if elected she will lay off all gov't employees AND lose billions of dollars

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

she'd merge the USA with AOL or something

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

United States of American Online

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

everyone gets 1000 free minutes of USAOL

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

after that it's $199.95 a month

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

Huckabee!

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

"We will deal with jihadis just like we deal with deadly snakes," he said.

We're going to hold those people up to our face and start speaking in tongues?

pplains, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Kinda convinced Huckabee's only real asset has ever been his disarmingly folksy last name, without which he would really just be a fringier, base-baitinger Lamar Alexander.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

*base solo*

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

I think Fiorina is probably too close in appeal to Jeb - the business-friendly, moderate end of the Republican party - to get much traction. I have a feeling, given the way the GOP apparatchiks have tightened up the primary calendar to prevent a repeat of the 2012 dog and pony show, once this thing gets going (many months from now) it's going to quickly boil down to a two-way race, so the scramble from now till then will be to see who can define themselves as the anti-Jeb.

o. nate, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

She was a fucking horrible CEO and she hasn' a chance.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

Well, I don't really know how good she was a CEO, but I kind of doubt most voters will either. She was a CEO of a big corporation, so assuming she didn't get fired amidst a sex scandal or something like that, she'll probably be able to run on her business experience. Still I agree she's a long shot.

o. nate, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

Jeb will let the people know.

nickn, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

she laid off tens of thousands of people, tripled her own salary, and spent way too much money acquiring other, terrible companies. HP's stock dropped by 50%. Her own employees booed her at meetings. She was one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.

Clay, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

Running ads against fiorina's record is maybe the easiest thing to do in politics.

Clay, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

She doesn't have a prayer. Gunning for a cabinet post or vp or something.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

It will be interesting to see if Jeb will run ads against Fiorina for laying people off and having too high a salary. Seems a bit off-message for a Republican candidate.

o. nate, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Populism works in a recession cycle, even if it's complete bullshit.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

I doubt she will become enough of a threat that he'd have to consider that anyway. I mean she lost big in her previous California senate race, didn't she? That doesn't seem like the kind of political trajectory that leads to the White House.

o. nate, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

Failed CEO + failed candidate for senate + no real talk radio chops = doom.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

Only in GOP's Earth-3 can pride in being a "Hewlett Packard CEO" get recognized a a win.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

Seriously. Working for HP sounds like something you'd only admit during times of extreme emotional distress, most likely while being tortured

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

corporate record superficially similar to GWB's

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link

Was going to say, didn't we just have a bad CEO as 2-term president?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link

current HP marketing focuses on "The Machine," and I have no idea what they're talking about

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

Kinda convinced Huckabee's only real asset has ever been his disarmingly folksy last name, without which he would really just be a fringier, base-baitinger Lamar Alexander.

Say "President Huckabee" out loud without laughing. You can't. Nobody else can either. He's not gonna get anywhere.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

trying saying it while biting down (gently) on your lower lip with your top row of teeth

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

haha i love all the "why huckabee could be a serious contender" bullshit pieces around

marcos, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

wait seriously?

lol

DJP, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

i've always bought huckabee as a candidate. idk if he can win the nomination but i think he has the right pieces in place (religious economic populism) to make a run for it. obv he can't beat hillary but who can?

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

Reagan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

my thoughts essentially ^

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

Huckabee is slightly more credible as a candidate than Sally Langston, the fictional former vice president on Scandal

DJP, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

I would be glad to see him if I was at a Cracker Barrel and something was wrong w my order and he was a manager and came to the table and apologized and gave me a free slice of pie.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

i think the ideal president for a lot of americans could be described as a competent cracker barrel manager

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

that can play the Seinfeld theme song

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Thanks for the new dn!

Competent Cracker Barrel manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

I can totally see Huckabee as a friendly and more than competent Cracker Barrel manager who fucks busboys in the meat locker.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

for all-time:

Huckabee is the type of dude who would invite you to dinner, ask you all kinds of sincere, heartfelt questions about your family and your job, offhandedly mention the lethal dose of cyanide he put in your lemonade, and then offer you a nice slice of fresh-out-the-oven homemade pie.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

the demand for billions of 'column inches' over the next 18 months (FOR FUCKS SAKE) means everyone is 'a serious contender'

except Sanders of course, that's been settled.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

obv he can't beat hillary but who can?

hillarnixon can destroy hillarnixon

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/faO6v7J.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

Bernie Sanders is a serious contender and/or lock for me to vote for in a primary, at least. I'm hoping that since he's not actually trying to win, but to force the discussion, that he'll stay in through the whole thing... maybe not spending buttloads everywhere, but just insisting on being in debates, or there being debates. It'll still be treated as a Hillary coronation, but at least there would be a guy on TV arguing the merits of socialism, regulation, taxation to accomplish collective goals, etc.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Like, a Bill Bradley, but better. And maybe more effective than a Kucinich, just because it won't be as crowded of a field and thus hopefully he won't be reduced to getting to say two lines per eight-candidate debate. The news was sort of forced to report on Bradley's campaign, if half-heartedly, and to air long (perhaps unwatched) one-on-one debates with Gore.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

at least there would be a guy on TV arguing the merits of socialism, regulation, taxation to accomplish collective goals

and there's the rub. You know what good that ultimately does? ZERO. You know what good Bradley ultimately did in 2000? ZERO. (And I held my nose and voted for him.)

If Hil is elected she'll do whatever the fuck, like Sanders never existed.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

I wouldn't say zero but I also wd not locate the value of such a candidacy in some imagined 'shift' it would induce in Hillary. I just think it would enlarge the scope of possibilities for people watching who have never imagined the possibilities of a government not crippled by the naturalization of Reagan tax levels and spending/regulatory priorities, wherein Democrats are permitted to argue over something beyond how to vaguely direct the scraps left over to the 'middle class.' Hillary will obviously remain Hillary.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

those possibilities, in this country, are dead and buried.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Bernie's filling a role that's been around at least as long as I've been alive, let's not pretend his candidacy represents any kind of structural change. I'm glad he's there and I'll probably vote for him but this is nothing new.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

yes, and i'm sick of it.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

everyone watch out, dr morbz is sick of it

https://monkeyvapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Im-as-mad-as-Hell.jpg

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

Morbs, that's why it's impossible to engage you in this thread. For years you've yapped about whom you'd vote for in primary challenges when they come up in NY, a serious one shows up nationally, posters on this thread write about him honestly, and you still say WHO CARES.

The Obama administration will likely end with more things I wanted from a Democratic sociopath than any president in my lifetime, certainly more than Bill Reaganton. That's the point of being adult about politics: not believing in messiahs, holding legislators and presidents accountable, forcing politicians left, getting small victories. There is nothing else. And this attitude still entitles you to feel superior to people who are smarter about politics and history than you.

I've realized that the minute someone agrees with your positions you move the goalposts so that you ensure your lonely brave principled stand. I can stand it in the movies thread, but here you come off like a livid Tea Party curmudgeon in Valdosta who hopes politicians disappoint him so that he can demonstrate how right he was to his friends. For those of us donating money and writing emails to make sure HRC is not on the ticket or is at least moved to exploit Sanders and Warren's positions, please stfu.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

not believing in messiahs, holding legislators and presidents accountable, forcing politicians left, getting small victories. There is nothing else.

so very otm well said

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

enjoy the extinction event.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Xposts Not claiming structural change either, just that it's plausibly a Good Thing that voters born during the Clinton administration, whose political background has been W, Obama, and Fox, could be exposed to something else in their first go-round, or that weary nose-holders be reminded (if for the nth time) that we can ask for more than Clintons. Maybe that reduces the election to a civics lesson, but would it be better if Hillary ran unopposed? Obviously the forces that keep a Sanders from winning ARE structural, so I guess you cd fismiss it as a feel-good ritual rigged to produce the impression that DNC politics are inevitable in the end... maybe I'm just deluding myself in hoping that the momentum of people's enthusiasm doesn't all get dissipated or coopted at the party convention, and that some little bit is left over, even just at the local level, to press for policy and more importantly, constitutional changes.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

wait, constitutional changes? not sure what you're referring to there.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, typing on a dumb mobile device, so, typos

constitutional changes - sorry, pet boring wonkish cause of mine - - - mainly thinking of getting things like instant runoff voting, to try snd reduce the narrowing of choice brought on by first-past-the-post elections. That's also something do-able at municipal and state levels - tho obv not without big, very difficult fights against very entrenched interests - which cd ultimately start to build the ranks of in-office, third-party policymakers. A combination of the National Popular Vote compact with the Maine/Nebraska approach to distributing electors could get us out of the "swing state" hole and enable candidates to appeal to different coalitions, and maybe reduce the chase towards a phantom "middle," though I think IRV would do much more for helping third parties develop, and show, their real bases, without the spoiler effect chasing everybody off just as a movement begins to crystallize into a viable party-politics force.

But I'm also being sloppy and saying "constitutional" when I mean "structural" more generally. Dealing with gerrymandering, e.g. these get bigger and tougher fast; some of the biggest issues, like The Money, the power of subcommittee chairpersons to control everything, snd the absurdity of the Senate's composition, seem basically hopeless. But maybe A can bring B a little more within reach. I dunno. I'm a dreamer, a sad old Poli Sci once-ler, and off-topic to boot.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

Got a bit garbled in there, really mean an either/or on electoral college reforms as the NPVIC wd blot out the Maine approach.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

democratic consens edging leftward http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/07/opinion/andrew-m-cuomo-fast-food-workers-deserve-a-raise.html

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

Some argue that we can close the income gap by pulling down the top. I believe we should do it by lifting up the bottom.

oh stfu w this blatant "can't scare the bankers!" bullshit

but yes raise the minimum wage

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

For the second time in two weeks, Hillary Clinton has surprised progressives. Last week, in the aftermath of rioting in Baltimore, she gave a strong speech on criminal justice reform, endorsing body cameras and police reform, and calling for an end to mass incarceration.

On Tuesday, speaking to a group of DREAMers—unauthorized kids brought to the country as children—at a Nevada high school, she gave the same full-throated support to comprehensive immigration reform, going beyond President Obama—and activist expectations—to endorse changes to the immigration detention system, a path to citizenship for unauthorized immigrants, protections for children brought to the country illegally, and an expansion of the president’s executive order, meant to keep millions of unauthorized immigrants from deportation and give millions more the right to apply for work permits and other documentation. “The American people support comprehensive immigration reform not just because it’s the right thing to do,” Clinton said during the roundtable meeting, “but because it will strengthen families, strengthen our economy, and strengthen our country. That’s why we can’t wait any longer, we can’t wait any longer for a path to full and equal citizenship.”

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

Hillary comes off pretty well in Gore Vidal's memoir, "Palimpsest". There's a little anecdote about her visit to Ravello in the '90s as First Lady:

"Hillary is small, stocky, with large round blue eyes, a beautiful smile, and an easy manner with the folks, who were quite keyed up." They talk about Jackie Kennedy Onassis and then the media. "I said that I'd not given a print interview in English for five years; and planned never to do so again... 'Don't you wish you could do the same?' 'Oh!' This was sharp; then exhalation, 'Oh... yes. Yes. But for now...'" Later, he reflects: "I wonder if her interest in Jackie might not be genuine bewilderment at how a woman so selfish could be so beloved and Hillary, who wants actually to do something useful for others, is currently hated. Some obscure law of public relations is busily working overtime."

o. nate, Thursday, 7 May 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/y2ff38R.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Quite the quipster.

pplains, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

Guess someone didn't get the memo on graven images.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

the quispster (self proclaimed hucktopus expert)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

that is a very gnarly cover photo!

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

from the quip I didnt realize god was such a finicky little bitch

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

jeb might not be so good at this

CNN Breaking News ‏@cnnbrk 46m46 minutes ago
Jeb Bush says his brother, former President George W. Bush, is his top foreign policy adviser. http://cnn.it/1KnO6Fx .

lag∞n, Friday, 8 May 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

lol that trailing . cnn not part of the culture

lag∞n, Friday, 8 May 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

How could an omniscient god forget anything? it would flaw his perfection. He numbers the very hairs on our heads, according to infallible scripture.

Aimless, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Alexandra Jaffe ‏@ajjaffe 4m4 minutes ago
Listening to my tape from Carson event today, realized he attributed an Abraham Lincoln quote to Jesus.

lag∞n, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe." - Jesus Christ

pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

"I am a little uneasy about the abolishment of slavery in this District, not but I would be glad to see it abolished, but as to the time and manner of doing it." - Jesus Christ

pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:41 (nine years ago) link

"Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it." - Bob Marley

pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

"Other than that, how was Golgotha, Ms. Magdalene?"

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

jeb might not be so good at this

CNN Breaking News ‏@cnnbrk 46m46 minutes ago
Jeb Bush says his brother, former President George W. Bush, is his top foreign policy adviser. http://cnn.it/1KnO6Fx .

― lag∞n, Friday, May 8, 2015 12:33 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's jiu jitsu, like when jack ryan tells the prez to say his dead drug running friend was a dear friend in Clear and Present Danger

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

ABE LINCOLN | JESUS

* Both assassinated on Good Friday
* Both known for their beards
* Jesus had a secretary named Lincoln while Lincoln had a secretary named Jesus Christ what is this shit get me Grant on the telegraph.

pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

memes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CElv5PpWgAAaekU.png

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link

^ Marco's mouthpiece writing checks that Marco can't cash.

Aimless, Monday, 11 May 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

wow love memes personally

Clay, Monday, 11 May 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

Likely presidential candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) said in an interview set to air Monday that he would have invaded Iraq in 2003, like his brother did, if he were President back then.

"Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion?" Fox News host Megyn Kelly asked Bush in a sit-down interview.

"I would have," Bush said.

"And so would have Hillary Clinton, just to remind everybody," he added. "And so would almost everybody that was confronted with the intelligence they got."

he's not very good at this, is he

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

i don't think he even processed the question properly, particularly the "knowing what we know now" part

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link

The luminaries on "Morning Joe" nodded sympathetically when this clips aired. Even in 2015 it doesn't occur to them that possessing bionuclear weapons does not make a country a threat, unless Joe and "Mika" would have endorsed the overthrow of George W. Bush for leading a country that has used nuclear weapons.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

Or he's being upfront about not knowing anything today that he didn't know in 2003. Admitting, "I haven't learned anything new in 12 years!" is a bold move, but kinda SOP for the GOP.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 11 May 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

eh Rick Perry beat him in 2012 when he admitted "I haven't learned anything!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

US has been using nuclear boogeymen for 50+ years now why would they stop on a technicality. He's probably right about Hillary.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 May 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

he's not very good at this, is he

― Karl Malone, Monday, May 11, 2015 9:44 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not too good

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

xpost
i don't know, i could see clinton answering "no" to the question as it was phrased by Kelly

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

i dunno though, i guess jeb's just going all in on it. if he has any sort of sustained success as a candidate, he's going to be asked about it millions of times. he's not going to be break from his family and the rest of his neocon frenz on it, so he may as well just say he fully supported the idea and still supports it, i guess

it's hard out there for a jeb, apart from all of the money and power he has

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

making some sort of break from his family wld be wise like he doesnt have to publicly disown them but some sort of i am my own man type attitude is prob preferable to declaring gwb yr top foreign policy adviser

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

why because its generally acknowledged that gwb was bad at foreign policy

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link

even those who publically support him withn the republican party arent actually that psyched to try it again

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

it would make sense to set himself apart from his family, but it's hard to imagine him doing it. and now that he's already said that W whispers foreign policy advice in his ear as he sleeps, and that he would still support the invasion given everything he knows now, welp

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if jeb's ever had an honest sit and chat with an adviser on how he should handle questions about his brother and the iraq war, or if he always manages to drift off to get a glass of water every time the topic comes up

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

yes we ARE going to have to deal with that, no question! shoot are we out of ice cubes again? i'm just gonna run down to the gas station and pick up some ice before every arrives later this aft- *door closes*

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

feel like his advisors are all "we need to show strength on this issue admit no wrongdoing" but thats just because theyre the same ppl who advised gwb

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

"u shd say our bad ideas are good actually"

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

wonder if were headed for a replay of the romney scenario where republicans try valiantly to love every other candidate no matter how flawed before settling for the clueless plutocrat jeb

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

it's awesome how we've got a Republican field distinguished by everyone thinking exactly the same. We've even got two fluent Spanish speakers for the first time! Good to know Ben Carson and Rubio would be interchangeable.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Even Brent Scowcroft and Colin Powell have expressed regrets, and Scarecrowt is basically the voice of GHWB International.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

Would love to see the next move look like:

"Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion?" Fox News host Megyn Kelly asked George W. Bush in a sit-down interview.

"Oh Christ, are you kidding me? I'd probably appoint Michael Brown to FEMA again before heading off to the sands." Bush said.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

"dont get involved in a ground war in asia, take it from me" bush added

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

jeb should just walk away from the interview, rand paul style, every time someone brings up Iraq

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

*waves both jazz hands in front of camera and laughs nervously. Winks to aide off-camera.*

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

i have a hard time imagining any of these GOP candidates putting up a serious fight for the general nomination, but i thought that about mitt too and it ended up being a contest, at least

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

mitt lost pretty good all things considered

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

feel like obama got most of his possible votes

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

This all seems wildly optimistic, but I can't help it - it's exciting:

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2015/05/sanders-raises-3-million-in-four-days.html

schwantz, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

feel like people... dont know berine

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

and if they did this wld all be a lot sadder and funnier than it is, like hes exactly ron paul of the left

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

reminds me of when dean was running and it wld just make me think of montpelier like u realize the state he was govenor ofs capital has three streets

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

like theres prob as many ppl within two miles of where i sit now as there are in vermont

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

plucky underdog ted cruz netted like 10x that much money after his announcement

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

i look forward to bernies campaign just because he is close to my heart not because it matters

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

I can't tell if Bernie is the real deal or just a left-wing troll. Taibbi seems to think he's for real, and he's usually pretty damn cynical, but I don't know...

schwantz, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

I thought Dean's entire campaign was vaporware from day 1 so I wasn't surprised when he tanked; what I was surprised about was people latching onto The Scream as the reason why his campaign flopped.

DJP, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

bernie is way too much of a weirdo to have any impact amongst anyone who doesnt already totally agree with him

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

like he is a literally grumpy old man

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's the Big Lie of our political era for sure

xps

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

he is not national candidate material

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

OTOH Dean Scream was the day after my birthday, it was like a belated present full of lol so I can't be too mad at it

DJP, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

it was a magic bullet for the Democlican Establishment and the Beltway Pigs.

and Dean wasn't even all that liberal.

they'd kill a leftist who got near the nomination.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

reminds me of when dean was running and it wld just make me think of montpelier like u realize the state he was govenor ofs capital has three streets

We have six streets here, and it still weirds me out that the guy who used to go jogging around town wearing a shirt that said THE GOV on it got elected President of the United States of America.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

little rock is literally 100x bigger than montpelier!

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Ok, we have 12 streets.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Population: 7,755 (2013)
Population: 197,357 (2013)

(~25x)

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Have warmer feelijgs for Dean now; he'd make a better prez now than he would've then.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

but the rise of bill clinton was very improbable to be sure

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

wait I had no idea Montpelier was that small

like, that is less than half the size of my home town

DJP, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

Montpelier: Population 7,855

all right you got me. I honestly was expecting a number over five digits.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

lol u didnt believe meeeeee

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

the dean scream wasn't even THAT bad

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rzu1Jsx.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

p much fits under where it say montpelier there

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

v cute lil town btw

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

Add in East Montpelier and you get over 10K.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

the Scream was total bullshit.... at least the nomination then went to Frankenkerry, who made no gaffes at all on the stump that year.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

is there a McDonalds there?

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

ya

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

hm, sounds nice

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

Add in East Montpelier and you get over 10K.

― pplains, Monday, May 11, 2015 4:13 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh fine just add in e montpelier throw in barre too who cares

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/u59ZkLE.jpg

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

When I first met my wife, the news was all about Al Gore endorsing Dean.

By the time she left for back home, it was just after the Dean scream.

But boy, what a January that was!

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

what a cute little place.

http://i.imgur.com/MtE8pV3.png

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

fantastic location for beer nerds tho lol smh

http://i.imgur.com/sUcmJMH.png

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

the critical battleground city of montpelier

Karl Malone, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KHDjgod.jpg

there she blows

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

even the state capitol is smaller than I imagined.

http://i.imgur.com/lYcumt3.jpg

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

http://watchdog.org/217942/christie-nj-expense-account/

the joeks the joeks

j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

Talking Points Memo ‏@TPM 5m5 minutes ago
Jeb Bush says he "misheard the question" about invading Iraq, doesn't clarify further.

o jeb

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

You go to interviews with the questions you hear.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

is jeb really 'the smart one'?

everything i've seen so far suggests he's a terrible politician; at best he's so rusty he's decomposed. at least his brother knew how to campaign.

prolego, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah being smart and being a good politician dont necessarily always correlate

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

Jeb Bush says he "misheard the question" about invading Iraq, doesn't clarify further.

tbh, i totally believe that. it doesn't matter - he fucked up - but the way he answered the question suggested that he thought he was being asked if he supported invading Iraq at the time:

"Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion?" Fox News host Megyn Kelly asked Bush in a sit-down interview.

"I would have," Bush said.

"And so would have Hillary Clinton, just to remind everybody," he added. "And so would almost everybody that was confronted with the intelligence they got."

and the reference to hillary clinton supports that as well, because hopefully he has heard that hillary reversed her stance on the war (in her most recent book, at least - she didn't change her stance in time for the 2008 primary obv)

http://i.imgur.com/EN9lmws.jpg

again, it doesn't matter either way, because he already fucked up. if it does turn out to be hillary vs jeb, she can say that he still supports the war, even to this day, and his only defense will be a confusing explanation that he misheard the question or something, which will make no sense to anyone a year from now when everyone's forgotten the original question, how it was stated, and exactly how he answered it.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

oh, btw, rod is saying "i wish i knew what i know now, when i was younger" while staring wistfully into one of your older relative's eyes at a concert where everyone is sitting down

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

its also just a very tricky question for bush even if he heard it correctly like the war is still popular with republicans and seeming to dis his brother is a bad look, but the fact that he was not prepared to answer it is p incredible

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

definitely

i assume his best move is to do the politician thing where you ask the question to yourself, rephrased to a version you're prepared for, and then answer that.

Q: "knowing what you know now, when you were younger, and stronger, would you have supported invading Iraq?"
A ver. 1: "Did I support the invasion then, based upon the evidence we had at that point? Yes, I did, and Hillary Clinton did, as well as many others bla bla"
A ver. 2: "I won't go into hypotheticals, but based upon the evidence we had then, bla bla"

but he forgot to do the politician thing

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Do I support the troops? Of course I support the troops. Excuse me I have to use the restroom *footsteps in the hall decrescendo*

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

otm, and apparently wasnt coached ahead of time? how long has he been planning this run, nagl

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

we should get into the politico coaching biz, we understand this stuff

here's a tip for free, jeb: anytime asks about the Iraq War, say "you mean the Iraq War that started in 2003? Or the war that included *big quote fingers* Operation Desert Shield and *more exaggerated quote fingers* Operation Desert Storm? It's a complicated region; one can't make assumptions."

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

but the base wants assumptions!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

"ha yeah my older bro is full of beans sometimes thats why we love him so much!"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

btw it's fine to criticize his bro's fiscal policies; it's on this basis alone that NRO types and commenters think he's a failed president. The Iraq War is still "oh well shit intelligence happens."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

i'm not sure why the Iraq war is a big issue anyway. almost all conservatives (and many others) completely fucked up in supporting it from the beginning and then were too proud/afraid to go against their team to criticize it afterward, and jeb's no different. they're all in the same boat, none of them want to talk about it. so why not just admit he was wrong about Iraq? it wouldn't hurt him in the general election either. Hillary made the same mistakes and already ripped off the band-aid.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link

feel like the family connection will make it a big deal along w everything else gwb ever did, like how many times do you think rand paul is gonna say george bush during the debates, and if jeb makes to the general lord help us

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

coach tip for jeb: if rand paul gives you shit about your family, give rand paul shit about his family

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

mutually assured destruction

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

i could see rand paul mentioning gwb a bit, but seems like the focus will be obama given that he's wrapping up 8 years in charge. most of the other GOP candidates are recycled from the 2012 campaign, and i don't remember bush coming up too often (maybe i'm forgetting though. i forget!) it was just obama/obama/obama

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

there wasnt a bush running in '12!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

So 1996 was the last time the GOP had a primary field where no one's dad had tried to run for president as well.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

hasn't being out of office for 6-1/2 years sent GWB's poll numbers zooming? "hey he's laffin' it up with Bill Clinton, everyone likes him"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

i knew there was something missing in my life in 2012!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link

increased approval is standard for ex presidents but it wont be hard to remind ppl what a bummer he was

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

clinton wld be overjoyed to have the general come down to brand bush v brand clinton btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

yeah, was gonna say. remembering the 90s is generally a more pleasant experience than remembering the 00s

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

Wonder if Bill will sneak some debate advice to Jeb like he did for Mitt.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

well, except for the people who got thrown off welfare or bought paper houses. xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

just talking abt as an election srategy, obvs bill clinton is one of histories greatest monsters irl

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/598193075085783040

okay maybe the designer they hired was onto something after all

j., Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

hell, i'll make some of those for you all for $3.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

such a power move to be mononymous enough to brand yourself by a single letter and yet still pretend it's all about giving other people/states/causes representation.

prolego, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

we all need a brand to follow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

Huckabee's design team in full panic mode

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

ok i'm back. now who's next?

http://i.imgur.com/ZJiiFI0.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

they can't use anything that uses his last name because it just tempts people to think of fuckabee

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

xpost lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

You forget that the previous governor's name was Jim "Guy" Tucker. You wanna talk about slips of the tongue.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, GWB is going to be an enormous albatross for Jeb.

"And our next question is for Governor... Bush? Of the Asshole Bushes?"

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

and as if on cue:
Calling in to Sean Hannity’s syndicated radio show, [Jeb] Bush said he had misunderstood a question that one of Mr. Hannity’s Fox News colleagues, Megyn Kelly, had asked him in an interview shown on Sunday and Monday nights.

“I interpreted the question wrong, I guess,” Mr. Bush said. “I was talking about, given what people knew then.”

The attempt at mopping-up was quick, but it did not bring the controversy to an immediate end: When Mr. Hannity asked about the 2003 Iraq invasion again, in yes-or-no fashion, Mr. Bush said he did not know what the answer would have been, saying, “That’s a hypothetical.” Then, he seemed to go out of his way to absolve his brother, former President George W. Bush, who ordered the invasion: “Mistakes were made, as they always are in life,” Mr. Bush said.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

this is the best u can do J.E.B.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

apparently jeb also told someone at an event this afternoon that speculating on what he would do, given the information he has now, would be a "disservice" to the troops who have already served.

"If we are going to get into hypotheticals, I think it does a lot of disservice for a lot of people who sacrificed a lot," Bush said, according to Chalian's tweets.

"Going back in time, does a disservice for them," he said, according to Chalian.

kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Who could've thought Presidentin' would be so darn hard!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

"I don't want to have to tell those people they died for nothing... (please don't make me say it)"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

going back in time wld be extremely tight actually

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

to me the best response is prob "i wldve invaded north korea instead"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

then at least ppl know that when u go back in time they will still sacrifice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

I guess it's cool to make people die for no good reason, as long as everyone is too polite to talk about it

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

"i wldve invaded a very cool to invade country that i will prob still invade if... you make me the next president of the united states! and if u dont ill never tell u which country it is it could be any of them and there are more than one hundred"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

a good debate question wld be "which country will u invade if elected president"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

No fair invading Grenada again, though. It's paid its dues.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

they would all say Iran

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

if you could invade any central american country, which one would you choose and why?

kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

Walmart-Clinton pledges to save Rwanda this time

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link

candidates lining up for this one

Talking Points Memo ‏@TPM 2m2 minutes ago
Rand Paul to Jeb Bush: "invading Iraq was a mistake" — even as a hypothetical

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

Talking Points Memo ‏@TPM 24h24 hours ago
Chris Christie: I wouldn't have invaded Iraq knowing what we know now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

is someone gonna punch a hole in that "knowing what we know now" cuz um there were a bunch of us who knew BACK THEN that it was a stupid fucking idea

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

but we were all unpatriotic terrorist-sympathizing dangerously naive idjits

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

and/or professional weapons inspectors

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

sad lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

indulging the convenient collective amnesia of "mistakes were made/what we know now" media narrative infuriates me so much - as if there are not very specific people to blame for that war, and as if everyone who went along with it shouldn't have to admit that they were either too gullible or too cowardly to stop it.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

Most of us were there during those horrible months in 2002 and 2003. Of course We Didn't Know if Saddam had nukes or bio weapons -- that was never the point! He had nothing do with 9-11, the sanctions were working, and what was the bloody rush? Plenty of countries own nukes, and only has used them iirc.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

We also knew then and now that you are more likely to be killed by your own furniture than a terrorist plot.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

also that invading north korea wldve been a lot cooler

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

think of the "24" episodes it could have inspired! K-Suth glowering about a foot rest falling on a child's head.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

y'know invading North Korea probably would've gone more smoothly

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

The invasion went great, occupation the issue

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

eh we coulda left that to South Korea

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

i know! cause u can just give it to south korea after duh hello earth to george bush!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

and now north korea actually does have nukes and is the worst country that puts all of its ppl into camps and wont even let them have internet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

ur hilarious

pplains, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

my new internet persona is liberal guy who thinks we shd invade north korea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

its... not too late

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

We never invaded Cuba :(

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

I feel like if we start making enough noise now we can totally get "invade North Korea" onto Hil-dog's platform

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CE6sfwBVIAAukJy.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

"knowing what we know now" is also doing a lot of rhetorical/ideological work, by binding together "we now know that there were no WMDs, because if there had been, then it surely would have been right!" and "we now know that it was an enormous long-term nightmare with a huge cost in american life and dollars, whereas it would have been fine if it was short and we just killed tens of thousands of iraqis!" and maybe other variants, into a vaguer, bite-sized "hey, hindsight's always 20/20 right? whattyagonnado?" thing that (a) absolves the guilty, as Οὖτις, Alfred and others have discussed, and (b) lets somebody take what now seems popular or self-evident ("the war was bad") without exactly explaining why.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

via Sprout Social

Clay, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

more lolz with Jeb:

Ziedrich: The threat of ISIS was created by the Iraqi Coalition Authority which ousted the entire government of Iraq. It was when 30,000 individuals who were part of the Iraqi military, they were forced out, they had no employment, they had no income. Yet they were left with access to all of the same arms and weapons. Your brother created ISIS.

Bush: Is that a question?

Ziedrich: You don’t need to be pedantic to me, sir.

Bush: Pedantic? Wow.

Ziedrich: You could just answer my question.

Bush: So what is the question?

Ziedrich: My question is why are you saying that ISIS was created by us not having a presence in the Middle East when it’s pointless wars, when we sent young men to die for the idea of American exceptionalism? It’s this idea – like, why are you spouting nationalistic rhetoric to get us involved in more wars?

Bush: We respectfully disagree... Al Qaeda had been taken out, there was a fraudulent system that could have been brought up to create, to eliminate the sectarian violence and we had an agreement that the president could have signed, it would have kept 10,000 troops, which is less than what we have in Korea. It could have created the stability that would have allow for Iraq to progress. The net result was, the opposite occurred because immediately that void was filled. And so, look, you can rewrite history all you want but the simple fact is that we’re in a much more unstable place because America pulled back.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 22:54 (nine years ago) link

you can rewrite history all you want

you sure can

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

We never invaded Cuba :(

That botch on 4/17/61 doesn't count?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 May 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

Hell, the moon landing counts as more of an invasion than that one.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link

That's it! We can invade the moon! Problem solved.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link

blow up the moon imo

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

this writer has me blocked on twitter idk why http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/jeb-bush-iraq-question-week

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1383499560l/3422651.jpg

Pretty good book.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

Hillary tweets:

Hillary Clinton ‏@HillaryClinton May 7

Stand with Hillary if you agree it’s time for criminal justice reform. Add your name!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

In private conversations, Mr. Bush’s allies have often taken note that his brother’s approval ratings among likely primary and caucus voters are sky high.

this is kind of incredible tbh, I had thought the base had disowned Dubya as a RINO what with his deficit-busting spending etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

social justice apple pie

Aimless, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

breaking

Talking Points Memo ‏@TPM 13s13 seconds ago
Jeb Bush now says he "would not have gone into Iraq"

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

whew that's over

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

but will he go into North Korea is the question

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

Hillary Clinton ‏@HillaryClinton May 7

Stand with Hillary if you agree it’s time for criminal justice reform. Add your name!

― Οὖτις, Thursday, May 14, 2015 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is really quite amazing good news tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

flip-flops coming into style early this year eh

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

re: criminal justice reform

I trust Hillary about as far as I can throw her in terms of what she'll actually do when elected BUT I am really glad that she looks willing to keep this issue in the national spotlight

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah its just somewhat heartening how the dem consensus has has shifted over the course of the clinton dynasty from being all in on racist tough on crime policies to recognizing that that was a bad idea, the political context matters more than the individual politicians

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

i suspect were only beginning to see a shift in politics resulting from the drop in crime that started 20 years ago, this is part of that, legal weed is part of that, policy obvs a lagging indicator

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

of course if bill had just not cooperated with republicans out of short sited political maneuvering then there wld be a lot less work to be done now, but we dont all have time machines like J.E.B.

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

right is likely to argue that that drop in crime is precisely due to draconian policing policies/3 strikes laws etc. originally endorsed and passed by Bubba.

Interesting parallels between Bubba and Dubya in relation to Hillary and Jeb - how much will each be willing to disown the other, and how will they do that. Seems obvious that Bill's gonna have to publicly admit he got some things wrong (gay marriage, possibly financial deregulation, etc.)

xxp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

the crime rate history is interesting to me - what were the causes of the big spike in the 70s, was it all just related to streets being awash in heroin (and later crack)? I know economic downturns usually result in spikes in the crime rate but feel like there must have been more to it than that.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

this theory sounds screwy but really makes too much sense http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2013/01/lead-crime-link-gasoline

and none of the other theories stand up to any scrutiny

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

i mean like obvs its a lot of stuff but imo lead is prob the missing link

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Basic theory on the 70s crime spike was that the streets were awash with 20-something young men because of baby boom reaching peak in circa 1952-55.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

Probably also the War On Drugs doing the same kind of good the War On Terror is now doing.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

Kevin Drum has a wild theory about lead in paint. No joke.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

that lead thing is fascinating and sounds familiar - was that posted here before?

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

The other factors (spike in population, the end of the mid twentieth century migration from country to city, etc) were important too, but lead in paint made people sadistic.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2013/01/lead-crime-link-gasoline

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Basic theory on the 70s crime spike was that the streets were awash with 20-something young men because of baby boom reaching peak in circa 1952-55.

― Aimless, Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and the 70s crime boom continued into the 1990s unabated through all sorts of dips and spikes in the birth rate

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

that lead thing is fascinating and sounds familiar - was that posted here before?

― Οὖτις, Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we def talked abt it before somewhere on this dang board

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

I blame the crime boom on repeated, prolonged exposure to Ronald Reagan imo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

twentieth century migration from country to city, etc were important too

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:10 PM (58 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crime boom also persisted as ppl fled the cities because of crime

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

yeah but Alfred that link isn't about lead paint, it's about leaded gasoline

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

lead + abortion + crack decline probably the magic trifecta

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

abortion theory is total garbage and has been debunked so many times freaknomics is plain trash, its doesnt even correlate lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Also stellar moral example provided by Nixon administration.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

lol wait abortion leads to crime? i r confused

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

link me to where it has been debunked? it's controversial to claim it's totally responsible but i've seen strong evidence that there is a correlation vis-a-vis early adopters of legal abortion?

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah but Alfred that link isn't about lead paint, it's about leaded gasoline

― Οὖτις,

My mistake. I hadn't read the article in a while.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

the freaknomics book had a chapter theorizing that the legalization of abortion lead to fewer unwanted children and a resultant drop in crime, it was comically bad science to set up a provocative thesis like everything they did

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

i don't think you have the full story

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

link me to where it has been debunked? it's controversial to claim it's totally responsible but i've seen strong evidence that there is a correlation vis-a-vis early adopters of legal abortion?

― Mordy, Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just google it my man

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

also a lot of the critics of the Donohue and Levitt study are anti-abortion critics as well so you need to be really careful about who you're listening to about it being "debunked"

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

here's the wiki page, lag00n: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legalized_abortion_and_crime_effect

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

yes wikipedia good job thank u lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

idk man you're talking as though you're 100% right. i understand if you're skeptical about the theory but "google it," doesn't give me a lot of confidence that you actually know why you should or shouldn't be skeptical but that maybe you heard somewhere that the freakonomics book is bad.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

"you need to be really careful about who you're listening to" /links to wikipedia/

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

you said google it! i linked to a wiki page that in no way says, "this has been debunked"

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

maybe i should keep googling!

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

the lead paint theory is actually probably the best available theory—if you need just one, that is. but it's not foolproof. the biggest question it leaves is: if lead in paint and gasoline was prominent from the turn of the century, why do we not see a big jump in crime statistics until the 1950s–60s? of course, one might then argue (with reason) that crime statistics before that period are rather sketchy.

the abortion rate thing is probably wrong since crime went down throughout western countries and the increase in abortion rates only took place in a very few of them (including united states); in other places, decreased crime followed (by about 15–25 years) decreases in abortion rates.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

i linked to a wiki page that in no way says, "this has been debunked"

it pretty clearly shows that the conclusion is highly debatable and not authoritatively supported by data tho

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

so yeah i'm not sure if the "abortion theory" has been "debunked" but it doesn't really wash. unless you want to propose that decreases in violent crime in numerous western countries occurred independently and with completely different causes. which is possible but very unlikely.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

xposts

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

my theory is that god is fucking with us, i'll get back to you with my evidence.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

there is a lot of good evidence that does demonstrate a correlation, some of them listed from one of the original study authors here

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

crime boom was induced in part by people fleeing the cities, which had been building for decades but exploded after WWII, tale has been very well told elsewhere, many times, but it is really important not to underrate the effect on urban existence brought by huge rises in the cost of doing basically everything (particularly wages skyrocketing vs. 20, 50 years before) at the same time as an unbelievable collapse of the tax base as the people making a nice middle-class existence out of the city fled to the suburbs. and then, maybe more directly important for crime, employers and industries started following the suburban commuters out to the suburbs, so they weren't commuting anymore, and the kinds of meat-and-potatoes working class jobs are just disappearing left and right (or even employment in secondary and tertiary sectors - - - like i dunno, working at urban amusement parks which no longer have enough customers to stay in business). combine this with systemic racism and other barriers and you get the "urban crisis" of the 60s. take away the great society fallback for broke municipalities and you get the even worse crises of the 70s.

(obv. those who live in cities are still paying for all this in tons of ways - - detroit being "broke" (aka the line on the map that contains "detroit" not containing grosse pointe). the unbelievable cost of building NYC's second avenue subway today rather than the 70s. the abandonment of experimental steps forward in subsidized housing, so that we jumped from overbuilding the models of the 40s and 50s to basically nothing, and so that the only reference point for what "public housing" might be in the conversation consists of basically 70-year-old ideas that nobody likes very much. etc. etc.)

all this depends on how much you want to follow economics->crime arguments and again, this is ILX so i'm probably giving kind of a kindergarten summary of familiar material. maybe i'm just insisting on it because i'm a little hesitant to throw all this aside and go for leaded gasoline although there is a hypnotic tidiness to that story. i remember reading about that ~2 years ago and being really drawn into the article. i just worry that it lets off the hook all the people and policies who created a really unbearable and dysfunctional urban existence.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

1) Five states legalized abortion three years before Roe v. Wade. Crime started falling three years earlier in these states, with property crime (done by younger people) falling before violent crime.
2) After abortion was legalized, the availability of abortions differed dramatically across states. In some states like North Dakota and in parts of the deep South, it was virtually impossible to get an abortion even after Roe v. Wade. If one compares states that had high abortion rates in the mid 1970s to states that had low abortion rates in the mid 1970s, you see the following patterns with crime. For the period from 1973-1988, the two sets of states (high abortion states and low abortion states) have nearly identical crime patterns. Note, that this is a period before the generations exposed to legalized abortion are old enough to do much crime. So this is exactly what the Donohue-Levitt theory predicts. But from the period 1985-1997, when the post Roe cohort is reaching peak crime ages, the high abortion states see a decline in crime of 30% relative to the low abortion states. Our original data ended in 1997. If one updated the study, the results would be similar.)
3) All of the decline in crime from 1985-1997 experienced by high abortion states relative to low abortion states is concentrated among the age groups born after Roe v. Wade. For people born before abortion legalization, there is no difference in the crime patterns for high abortion and low abortion states, just as the Donohue-Levitt theory predicts.
4) When we compare arrest rates of people born in the same state, just before and just after abortion legalization, we once again see the identical pattern of lower arrest rates for those born after legalization than before.
5) The evidence from Canada, Australia, and Romania also support the hypothesis that abortion reduces crime.
6) Studies have shown a reduction in infanticide, teen age drug use, and teen age childbearing consistent with the theory that abortion will reduce other social ills similar to crime.
These six points all support the hypothesis. There is one fact that, without more careful analysis, argues against the Donohue-Levitt story:
7) The homicide rate of young males (especially young Black males) temporarily skyrocketed in the late 1980s, especially in urban centers like Los Angeles, New York City, and Washington, DC, before returning to regular levels soon thereafter. These young males who were hitting their peak crime years were born right around the time abortion was legalized.
If you look at the serious criticisms that have been leveled against the Donohue-Levitt hypothesis, virtually all of them revolve around this spike in homicide by young men in the late 1980s-early 1990s. (There are also some non-serious criticisms, which I will address below.) This is the point that Sailer is making, and also the point made far more rigorously by Ted Joyce in an article published in the Journal of Human Resources.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

kinda disappointed you think Freakanomics is reputable Mordy

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

No one here, to be clear, has said lead gas is the only explanation.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

thanks, DC!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

nothing or no one is "reputable." you read the evidence for a particular theory and draw your own conclusions. 'reputable' heuristics are not reputable.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

like what, you read some dude whose name you can no longer remember once who wrote a nasty takedown of freakonomics and now your opinion on the correlation between abortion + crime is set in stone for life?

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

Our original data ended in 1997. If one updated the study, the results would be similar.

I mean come on with this bullshit

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

iirc they ran it w/ the updated numbers. he's talking about the original study.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

dude this reflexive dismissiveness is nagl imho. what's the cost of them being right? that you had a wrong impression for a minute and a half? it's not like the hypothesized correlation doesn't fit neatly into your preexisting politics.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

mordy, if you posit abortion as the main cause, how do you explain corresponding decreases in crime rates in societies that did not see increased rates of abortion in the relevant years?

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i do not posit abortion as the main cause. i think it is one of a few causes.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

and my dismissiveness isn't "reflexive"--i thought the abortion argument was pretty interesting/compelling. but it isn't the best argument, i do't think.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

don't

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i should clarify btw: the lead theory has at least as much to do w/ lead in gasoline as lead in paint. in fact lead in gasoline is more likely to be ingested/absorbed.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

i agree lead is more compelling but things like crime drops have many correlations. the problem w/ the lead theory is that it's too tidy when actually many different things contribute to something as amorphous as crime. (not to mention the general state of the economy, or policing techniques, or methods for counting + reporting crime, etc.) and i thought pt 2 made it clear that there was a difference in states that adopted legal abortion first from states that didn't do so until later. this isn't like broken windows where the data supporting it is literally all bonkers.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

right, i was just pointing out the problems w/ abortion argument and why it isn't likely to be the main cause of drop in crime rates across many wealthy (and some not-so-wealthy) western countries.

as with any huge shift in social trends the causes are probably multiple, not to mention uneven.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

i think it is one of a few causes.

I'll allow that it's a possible contributing factor.

I am prejudicial to sources that have a history of being unreliable or blatantly ideologically biased, not embarrassed to cop to this

xxp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

lol prejudicial against I should have said there sorry

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

prob the canonical freakanomics demolition but theyre dime a dozen really http://www.crab.rutgers.edu/~goertzel/mythsofmurder.htm

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

i'm often curious how my upbringing in the 1980s (an era when fear of crime was nearly at its peak) affected my outlook/consciousness. vs. millennials (esp. later millennials) who grew up in an era when not only were rates of crime decreasing but people were starting to acknowledge the trend.

i mention that b/c the actual rate of violent crime and the perception of violent crime are somewhat independent variables.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

what is the ideological bias of the abortion argument in yr eyes? to me it seems to support making abortion as legal + safe everywhere as possible to every citizen who needs it. it seems obvious to me that being forced to have an unwanted child (for whatever reason) is not going to produce good social results down the line.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

lag00n i read the section of that link that dealt w/ the abortion link. it quotes a very irrefutable study (the Hott study) and basically makes the crack argument that the link i posted addresses - ie yes, there are other major factors. abortion isn't the only one. similarly the crack-theory proponents would probably have the same criticism of lead, how can you say it was mostly lead when etc etc

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

a very refutable i meant

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

not really interested in any of the other arguments in that link - i haven't investigated them at all and for all i know they're all terrible arguments.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

(any of the other arguments that the paper tries to refute I should specify)

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

the abortion argument raises the spectre of the whole "pathology of poverty" question which is always a lightning rod

but aside from that the evidence seems very faulty to me!

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

mordy you have a funny way of insisting that people read the stuff you post and then blithely dismissing the stuff other people post w/o reading it!

of course, see also: almost every ILE poster.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

sorry I was speaking generally there, not about that particular argument. I trust Freakonomics about as much as I trust Breitbart, albeit for different reasons which are not always mutually exclusive (the former is sloppy, the latter are just flat-out evil)

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

amateurist - i read the section related to our argument! i'm not really interested in the "they've published other bad stuff so this is bad argument."

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

not really interested in any of the other arguments in that link - i haven't investigated them at all and for all i know they're all terrible arguments.

― Mordy, Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:43 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i will summarize 4 u, the technique freaknomics uses to reach their conclusion, multiple regression analysis, assumes that one knows all the factors involved in their study and can control for them (its a good tool for baseball), thats right freaknomics thinks they have identified and weighed every factor of society, and even then all their conclusions are based on mere coloration!

im sry yr blatantly garbage contrairian pop science book turned out to be garbage tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

man, eternal Mordy-Shakes-amat pingpong = my idea of purgatory

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

i guess what bugs me mordy is that you seem to assume (want to assume) that people's reasons for dismissing or being skeptical of abortion argument are more "this isn't politically correct" than "this isn't a very good bit of social research."

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

thanks morbs, i hope that post made you feel better about your life. :)

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

freaknomics conclusion re abortion abortion and crime is very appealing to supporters of legal abortion aka nearly everyone on this website! it also happens to be dumb and wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

man, eternal Mordy-Shakes-amat pingpong = my idea of purgatory

I assume if we can rope Eric H in here we'll graduate to "hell"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

i guess what bugs me mordy is that you seem to assume (want to assume) that people's reasons for dismissing or being skeptical of abortion argument are more "this isn't politically correct" than "this isn't a very good bit of social research."

you're right, maybe that's not fair. i've seen the criticism of the research (including criticism of the regression model, the alternate crack and lead arguments, the Hott study which seems even more flawed than the original study, etc) and none of it makes me feel like it's enough to completely dismiss the correlation they found. i especially find the differences in crime rates between states that legalized abortion to be particularly persuasive. nb I only took one semester of statistics in undergrad and though I've supplemented that a bit over the years I'm hardly an expert. I have read takedowns of other freakonomics things that seemed more persuasive and since I have no personal attachment to their identification with the theory I maybe jumped to the conclusion that other people were operating w/ an ideological bias against it bc of its authors.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

as far as i understand it, lagoon, and please correct me if i'm wrong bc I am not an expert by any means, the problem w/ multiple regression theory analysis is that correlation is not causation, so even if you build a highly detailed model that is even predictive, if you're missing one key element (your black swan) and it appears the entire model is fucked. so fine, keep that in mind, but it still can be a persuasive model w/out going all in. ie all statistics involve some level of uncertainty, and if the policy being recommended by a study already fits yr preferred policy, so there's no objection there, there's no problem w/ finding a particular analysis persuasive.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

thanks for that! seriously :)

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

i also find it persuasive that more liberal abortion policies might correlate to other good policies a state might pursue that could lead to decreases in crime, but i'm not sure off-hand what those other policies might be?

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

this isn't really a takedown of the freakonomics thing, which i think i only ever got as a memetic gloss by undergrad assholes a long long time ago, but: i am really fundamentally skeptical of these magic-bullet theories --- not only because their tidiness, in and of itself, seems dicey, but also because when someone finds a tidy theory that lines up with a hot-button issue that Sells Books anyway (obv. i am speaking here about abortion rather than leaded gas), it just seems way too fucking convenient and i feel that being additionally skeptical and requiring the highest burden of proof isn't really unfair or biased.

i also worry that, at least in the memetic form, the conclusion does profound ideological work: it's a libertarian's wet dream: enormous social problems actually just solve themselves by magic, unlikely, who'd-a-thunkit solutions. and "people who would have gotten lots of abortions otherwise" becomes a cipher for "people victimized by the economic order, by systemic racism, by a collapse of urban services, and indeed by violence, some of it criminal in nature." even if the study authors don't make that problematic equation, its tail sweeps away the footprints: the exact theory being competed with is one whereby crime is related to.... the economic order, systemic racism, the collapse of urban services, and violence. all of this, by the way, assumes certain ideas of how we measure crime. i could imagine someone arguing that the $18 billion Madoff fraud should be treated as one billion $18 pick-pocketings, or a hundred million grand larcenies or whatever. so it turns out the amount of crime in the country is still really fucking high. meanwhile the theory proclaims not only that crime is solved, but that it was out of our hands the whole time - any money or time spent on education, community organization, environmental improvements, cleaning up toxic waste dumps, fighting racism, investing in underfunded services or creating incentives for employers was all a big waste of time!

(btw just riffing here but hypothetically these are also things that might well lead a community or a government to perceive some of the awful consequences to women and families of criminalizing abortion. by the way, what ARE the legal-abortion states that loom large in this analysis? how much/what kind of access to abortion in these states, before and after it was legalized? does this by any chance relate to how urban that state's population is? are these things perchance relevant in a discussion of a largely urban street-crime problem?)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

can we get back to whether lead poisoning contributed to the stupidity of Ben Carson and Ted Cruz

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

too many factors to determine conclusively

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

can we get back to whether lead poisoning contributed to the stupidity of Ben Carson and Ted Cruz

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, May 14, 2015 2:45 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it's fair to posit that the stupidity of ben carson and ted cruz is multicausal.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

sorry, but **I** have something to say about freakanomics too. i was ambivalent about the freakanomics dudes until they decided to write a chapter about something i knew a little about, and were so completely wrong that it made me doubt the credibility of everything else they'd ever written

http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2009/10/superfreakonomics-freaky-science
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2009/10/12/204787/superfreakonomics-errors-levitt-caldeira-myhrvold/

that's all

kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

As evidence for this argument, the authors cite Nathan Myhrvold, the co-founder of Intellectual Ventures, saying that solar panels contribute to global warming "because they're black"—and thus generate heat that contributes to rising temperatures.

ahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

was unaware of this particular buffoonery but ... oh man

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

If it continues for another 8-10, which looks extremely likely, we’ll have a power source which is as cheap as coal for electricity, with virtually no carbon emissions. If it continues for 20 years, which is also well within the realm of scientific and technical possibility, then we’ll have a green power source which is half the price of coal for electricity.

this is an accurate assessment but can we plz not bring Moore's Law into it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

lets get this thread back on track

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFAv-cCUEAIWvc7.png

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

rubio and paul ryan should get together and apply to live in startup castle

Clay, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

lol otm

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

jeb likes apps too http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/14/politics/jeb-bush-apple-watch-obamacare-answer

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

i should get a doctrine

u cn make one on one of those image macro sites a doctrine is just like three short slogans i think

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

Aimless Doctrine:

  • American Pulchritude
  • Beatification of the American Economy
  • Moral Bloviation Regarding America's Core Values

Aimless, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Rubio's poster looks like a gastropub sign.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 May 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

Not to worry: Jeb's got advisers with splendid new ideas.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

lol xp nice

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/15/opinion/paul-krugman-fraternity-of-failure.html

More on Jeb's advisors: Wolfowitz, Chertoff,etc

curmudgeon, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald
Whenever Marco Rubio speaks policy, seems like a 9th grader who read a biography of Reagan & is giving a book report

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 May 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

truuu

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

god why isn't Wolfowitz' corpse rotting in an unmarked grave yet

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

forthcoming 'announcements'

George Pataki - 5/28
Martin O'Malley - 5/30

GEORGE PATAKI??

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

haha waht

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

when are you announcing

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

“'I make a joke that every four years, there’s the Olympics, there’s the World Cup and I come to New Hampshire thinking about running for president,' Pataki told a crowd of 15 people during a speech at a Sea-Doo and snowmobile dealership in Laconia, N.H"

yeah that was lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 May 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

"I make a joke every four years."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

when is Reagan officially announcing

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2015/05/14/marco_rubio_lights_it_up

i'm not seriously asking anyone to follow this link

goole, Friday, 15 May 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald
Whenever Marco Rubio speaks policy, seems like a 9th grader who read a biography of Reagan & is giving a book report

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, May 15, 2015 10:12 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is true of a /lot/ of folks, including scott "flunked out of college" walker

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 15 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

never forget

Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead.

http://www.theonion.com/video/zombie-reagan-raised-from-grave-to-lead-gop-14385

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 15 May 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link

got pataki blastin (emails) at me

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

A particularly apt quote from Krugman regarding Jeb Bush's policy advisors:

Simply raising questions about the orthodoxies of the moment leads to excommunication, from which there is no coming back. So the only “experts” left standing are those who made all the approved mistakes.

Aimless, Friday, 15 May 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

bizarre to see Clinton trying to move in on Warren's territory at the same time Jeb Bush is going after, like, Huckabee's

jennifer islam (silby), Monday, 18 May 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

not really?

one does craven more smoothly than the other

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Clearly part of the current GOP would-be contender charm offensive: http://www.examiner.com/article/george-w-bush-to-college-grads-you-don-t-have-to-be-too-smart-to-be-president

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

jeb doesn't want anyone to forget that he hates the gays too!

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

oh shit i almost forgot, thanks for the reminder jeb!

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

Such a fucking cheat that he is John not Jebediah.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link

haha wait what

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

John Ellis Bush

sry u had to find out this way

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

That's it, he's lost my vote. Fucker.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't Jeb Bush be redundant, then? It'd be like scuba apparatus.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

atm machine

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Just George Oscar Bluth, you see.

pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fUFVZkm_iwk/mqdefault.jpg

nickn, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

Wouldn't Jeb Bush be redundant, then?

haha yeah so he's really Jeb Ush

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

ha ppl shd start addressing him that way without admitting it it sounds almost the same but not quite

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

I'm fine with Je Bush.

pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

Or maybe everyone should call him John E or just plain E, like they did with his brother.

pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

John E. "Smoke" Bush

Hi! How are you? Have you seen this (WilliamC), Monday, 18 May 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

lol

I like JE (sounds like "Gee") let's go with that

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

"JE Bush, did you think up that answer all by yourself?"

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

"JE that sounds like a terrible idea, have you really thought this through"

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

Clearly someone realized really early on that "J. E. Bush" sounded way too much like a robber baron. While I'd love for the news to start calling him that, it does border on "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" stuff.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

Like the Tea Baggers and "Hussein", I just want the American people to realize that John Bush share the same first name as the guy who shot Reagan.

pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

haha

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

Lincoln had a secretary named Jeb.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Christie attacked "civil liberties extremists" in a 50-MINUTE foreign policy speech in New Hampshire.

Now srsly, who the fuck could listen to that?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

LIVE FREE OR DIE WHAT THE SHIT KIND OF LICENCE PLATE IS THAT FFS SOMEON BRING ME A SCHOOL TEACHER TO YELL AT

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

@ggreenwald
Beautiful, Cozy Bipartisanship: Hillary Clinton Paid by Education Company Partially Owned & Managed By .... Jeb Bush

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/05/18/hillary-clinton-paid-jeb-bushs-education-company/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFeYtE3WIAE-RfL.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

So high, you can't get over it...

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

not good enough Je

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

ppl tell me to not love my family, to not love their invasions, and u know what im just not gonna do that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

why can't he just hate his family like a normal person

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

they wont let u in the illuminati i think

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

aw come ON I want the full three-ring circus!

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/05/20/first-republican-debate-is-limited-to-10-candidates/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

lol limited to 10!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

dem debates just gonna be hillary looking sternly at bernie and omalley while they all silently sip tea around an elegant yet understated centerpiece

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0rT5Vdc.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

choice rubio detail in the middle of this wapo article (about rand paul's patriot act filabuster):

Late Wednesday night Sens. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), two of his competitors for the GOP presidential nomination, showed up in the chamber. Cruz presided over the body and, when done, spoke on the floor, urging colleagues to support the USA Freedom Act. Rubio presided and appeared to be engrossed in a magazine.

brimstead, Thursday, 21 May 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link

just FYI, jeb bush has important thoughts on climate change

"For the people to say the science is decided on this is really arrogant, to be honest with you"
+
"I don't think the science is clear of what percentage is man-made and what percentage is natural. It's convoluted"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link

im no scientist but the percentages look extremely screwy imho

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link

The important thing is we keep questioning whether scientists are lying and not whether it is cool companies can dump carbon into the air we all breathe with little financial disincentive.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

And if Mother Nature is doing it, we're off the hook! Woo Hoo! Suck it, planet earth!

nickn, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

haha yr move natural ecosystem

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

x-post--Wonder what magazine Rubio was reading?

curmudgeon, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

Juggs

Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link

teen people

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

holy shit @ this:

dem debates just gonna be hillary looking sternly at bernie and omalley while they all silently sip tea around an elegant yet understated centerpiece

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 5:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/0rT5Vdc.jpg

― pplains, Wednesday, May 20, 2015 5:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

lol missed that

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Steve Schale, the Florida strategist who wrote the “Marco Rubio scares me” blog post, said that when he worked for the Democratic leader of the Florida House of Representatives, his boss, Dan Gelber, had a saying about Mr. Rubio’s effect on crowds, and about his sincerity: “Young women swoon, old women pass out, and toilets flush themselves.”

strange plumbing problems in Florida

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

as the sea levels rise you'll see stranger shit yet

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 May 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

“Young women swoon, old women pass out, and the toilet flushes you.”

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

Sounds like a real Jim Morrison.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

I'd love the quote if it weren't the offhand sexism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

more on scary Rubio

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/23/us/politics/prospect-of-hillary-clinton-marco-rubio-matchup-unnerves-democrats.html

if she lost that matchup i would laugh and laugh and laugh

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 May 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

yeah the quote is from that story

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link

Patti Solis Doyle, who ran Mrs. Clinton’s presidential campaign for most of the 2008 contest, said Mr. Rubio “could have the ability to nip away at the numbers for the Democrats.”

Ms. Doyle, the first Hispanic woman to manage a presidential campaign, added that Mr. Rubio could allow Republicans to regain a “reasonable percentage” of the Hispanic vote, which hit a low of 27 percent in the 2012 presidential election.

“He is a powerful speaker,” she added. “He is young. He is very motivational. He has a powerful story.”

Yet another reminder of the stupidity of Democrats. Rubio is not a powerful speaker, is not motivational, and doesn't have a powerful story. He has the intelligence of a salt shaker and the charisma of a corduroy jacket.

He is young, I'll concede.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 May 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

and so begins the trial testing of unsatisfying gop candidates via planted news story, next week hillary is afraid of... rand paul?

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

she should be "afraid" of anyone of course, because she is a transparent fucking phony. So, tied.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 May 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

those quotes really have nothing to do w the stupidity of democrats she was just giving the reporter the quote they wanted to hear, m/l the equivalent of yeah sure whatever you say

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

don't scare grandma!

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

the republicans are tbf much more interested in the rubio as latino whisperer line, doubt too many professional democrats buy it

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

He is young. He is very motivational. He has a powerful story.”

Each time I read a quote to that effect from a GOP operative, I sense an invisible "...just like Barack Obama." at the end. I think a huge number of Republicans still think to this day that Obama was elected twice because, gosh, he's just got this fabulous gift of gab.

pplains, Friday, 22 May 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

he really knows how to "rap" with "the people"

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

he has a natural grasp of the rhythms of human interaction

DJP, Friday, 22 May 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

personally i just liked the dirt of your shoulder thing

j., Friday, 22 May 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

haha what would the equivalent for Rubio be... quoting Pitbull or something?

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

lest we forget, republicans have always have a natural ability to "rap" with "the people"

http://www.bumpershine.com/wp-images/posts/mccain_daddy3.jpg

Doctor Casino, Friday, 22 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

Each time I read a quote to that effect from a GOP operative, I sense an invisible "...just like Barack Obama." at the end. I think a huge number of Republicans still think to this day that Obama was elected twice because, gosh, he's just got this fabulous gift of gab.

― pplains, Friday, May 22, 2015 4:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exactly

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

Huckabee seems to have stepped in it good. He either remains steadfast in his support of a serial child molester or he rescinds his support and alienates himself from the braindead evangelical base he's accumulated. Good goin'!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

haha waht is this about the Duggar thing

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

lol of course

(although that article's pretty shitty - Huck's not being inconsistent with who he forgives, i.e. contrite self-professed evangelical Christians)

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

tbrr the problem with the Duggar family isn't just the molestation, it's that they acted just like the Catholic Church: denied it, hid it, enabled it, failed to notify authorities or obtain appropriate counseling etc. oh but yeah they did the most important thing in Fuckabee's eyes, they "prayed on it"

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

It's coming out now that Oprah's producers are the ones who originally brought this story to the attention of the local police back in 2006 after someone alerted them to the molestation and they promptly canceled the Duggar family interview. Wish Oprah had used the full extent of her power to crush the Duggars into powder back then, but telling the police is good enough I suppose.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

the Duggar family claim that they had addressed this all appropriately when it happened looks like total horseshit. not surprised Chuckabee would sign off on it, probably feels its similar to what he went through with his puppy murdering progeny

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

not that huckabee had any shot at either the nomination, let alone the actual office of President, but surely his support of this douche kills his political aspirations dead

akm, Monday, 25 May 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

political aspirations do not die so easily. Nixon came back from the dead several times.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

Huckster is washed tho, he gone

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Nixon had been vice president, senator and rep though whereas the Huck's only been to Canaan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

Senator? I think he was still a rep when Ike brought him on as his veep nominee. but I understand your drift.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

Nixon was elected to the U.S. Senate representing California in 1950.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

over "the Pink Lady"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

thx. I'd forgotten all about Helen G. D. and that whole brouhaha.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

huckabee was never a srs candidate he had to pick sides and he knows where is dang whole loaf of bread is buttered

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link

bread kinda culturally elite, huck puts grits and gravy on edible guns iirc

Clay, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

brb https://shop.hillaryclinton.com/products/the-everyday-pantsuit-tee

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

...

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

such are the dreams of the everyday pantsuit
you see anywhere
in Nashua or Ioway

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

that shirt is begging to be shopped onto various people

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

Bringing a whole new meaning to casual Friday.*

*Pantsuit bottoms not included.

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

fuck yea

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

geez grandma can you please put some pants on

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link

Business in front.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

the boiling cauldron of charisma that is George Pataki

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

clearly there is but one way to handle this

http://images2.static-bluray.com/reviews/8126_5.jpg

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

clearly there is but one way to handle this

http://images2.static-bluray.com/reviews/8126_5.jpg

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

dammit fuck this message board

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UAiNZ9W.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

how come there aren't more Democrats boosting their speaking/public appearance/book tour fees by jumping in the ring? seems weird for the GOP to have such a monopoly on craven opportunism.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

honestly? i just don't think there's a ton of $$$ in selling crazy to moderates & liberals.

http://www.thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con

big fat rascal (will), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

just scoot down

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

http://politicalwire.com/2015/05/26/the-gop-has-a-math-problem/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

good stuff, but i was hoping it would be about how the GOP has trouble with basic math

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

that too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

what the hell is GOP's prolem

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

I'm reminded of the exchange between Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter in Michael Mann's Manhunter:

Graham: I know that I'm not smarter than you.

Lecter: Then how did you catch me?

Graham: You had disadvantages.

Lecter: What disadvantages?

Graham: You're insane.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

that math problem thing was conventional wisdom was all the rage after Romney lost in 2012. the GOP appointed a blue ribbon committee that told them they must pass immigration reform and win the latino vote. the upshot of this is the GOP hopes Jeb will speak a few words of Spanish and paper over the whole issue for them.

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

gop has a structural advantage in congressional elections, until that stops awarding them majorities theyre not gonna be desperate enough to change the policies/culture thats causing them problems on the presidential level

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

stoked 4 the madness http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2015/05/26/gop-courts-danger-with-its-enormous-presidential-field

― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the speculation here about things the bottom tier might propose to get noticed seems plausible (sometimes eerily so), but i think it's mistaken to assume that the front runners (such as they are) would be obliged to change tactics to follow them. scott walker is not going to star talking about a new invasion of iraq just because some nobody is polling well in a few districts with it. i don't remember romney co-opting the 9-9-9 plan in his struggle with santorum.

if anything, the leading actors count on the wingnuts so they can depict themselves as the "level-headed" type of republican. remember that the base assumes the majority of americans like your basic, tough-on-things, gets-things-done conservatives, and will vote for them given the chance.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

romney got bullied to the right last time around its a classic phenomenon u can p much bank on it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

can we start taking bets on what dumb shit Scott Walker will do to undermine his front-runner status

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

i mean level headed doesnt play to a base that disagrees with you

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

one of the things I enjoyed the most about the last GOP primary was the one-by-one elimination of temporary front-runners - Newt was up for a week! then crashed and burned. Then it was Herman Cain's turn! *kablooey* Then it was Rick Perry's turn! etc. The frantic lashing about for an alternative to Romney, resulting in everyone failing one after the other was truly a thing of beauty.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

thinking those people were frontrunners bcz they won A SINGLE CAUCUS in some cases was dumbpunditassery.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

(or maybr even finished 2nd in one!)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

The frantic lashing about for an alternative to Romney, resulting in everyone failing one after the other was truly a thing of beauty.

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yeah they h8ed him so much

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

lol

http://i.imgur.com/qVmECOp.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

poor Jon Huntsman

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, it was crazy. Bachmann even had her 15 minutes of fame for winning the Iowa straw poll.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

"bullied to the right" is absolutely a thing, but feeling obliged to take up specific totally wonk-o-matic policy positions is more of a reach IMO. the base likes their nuts but they also get excited when they think they see a straight-shooting winner. remember that week or two when we were all terrified Rick Perry was an unstoppable combination of good looks and right wingery packaged in a straight-talkin', mainstream-ready politician with unassailable stage presence and grace under fire? (actually that would be a good reminder in general that by this time next year the field will likely look very very different...)

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

idk wld be willing to bet money that jeb and rubio will be forced to track hard right on immigration this cycle

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

btw, has newt said anything about a possible 2016 run? does anyone care about him anymore?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

no rational person thought Cain Bachmann Newt etc had a prayer of being nominated at the time of their "frontrunner" status.

Perry makes W look like a smoothie

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

(not the fruity kind)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

rubio fwiw has already been forced way off his supposedly gop saving immigration plan of a couple years ago

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

no rational person thought Cain Bachmann Newt etc had a prayer of being nominated at the time of their "frontrunner" status.

this is what made their "frontrunner" status hilarious

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

no rational person thought Cain Bachmann Newt etc had a prayer of being nominated at the time of their "frontrunner" status.

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:48 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is what made it so funny that they were polling ahead of romney

haha xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

so basically it was the MSM saying "this week on Knots Landing"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

it was the lamestream media iirc

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

or Real Housewives of Greenville, South Carolina

xp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

yep

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

lamestream media calling actual voting americans on the phone smh what a farce wake up sheeple

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

so Rick Perry topped out at 30% and then, i presume, began talking a lot

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

basically!

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

he made three big mistakes, i'm sure i can remember them, just give me a second here

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

literally the only time in my life that I've cheered Ron Paul

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

when perry said he had a list of three government agencies he wld eliminate and cld only remember two lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

i always thought it was "oops" that really sunk perry, but looking back at the polls he was already divebombing in the month before that happened

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

"oops" was on Nov 9, 2011, but he was already far from his 32% peak by then

http://i.imgur.com/dCqxA4X.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

he must have committed a serious of embarrassing errors sometime between Sept 25 and Oct 14

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

or, since almost all of his losses in the polls during that those few weeks went straight to herman cain, it's possible that millions of american voters just love pizza

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

its verifiably true that they do

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_debates,_2012

September 22, 2011 – Orlando, Florida

The sixth Republican debate was held at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, Florida, and was sponsored by Fox News Channel and Google. It was moderated by Chris Wallace, Bret Baier, and Megyn Kelly. The debate was only the second of the 2012 cycle to feature former governor Gary Johnson of New Mexico; he was also in the May 5, 2011 debate. This debate in particular was prominent as featuring the highest amount of candidates in attendance; out of the ten major Republican candidates for the Presidential nomination, only former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty was absent, as he had already dropped out of the race at this point in time.

The debate engendered controversy when a pre-recorded question fielded by Army service member Stephen Hill from Iraq via YouTube, concerning whether any one of the candidates would reinstate the recently retired "Don't ask, don't tell" policy excluding openly-gay soldiers like himself from the US military, elicited vocal booing from a few audience members; Santorum, whose turn it was to answer a question, stated that "I would say any type of sexual activity has no place in the military" after the booing had subsided, and was applauded by the audience for his response. Rick Perry drew criticism from the other candidates over the Texas DREAM Act, which provides discounts for tuition prices for the children of illegal immigrants. Perry's response, that the other candidates didn't "have a heart" was poorly received by conservatives.[16][17]

Perry's overall performance was criticised. His speech was so garbled that Mark Hemingway of the Weekly Standard asked if he had suffered a stroke,[18] and Brit Hume of Fox News stated that Perry, "at a time when he needed to raise his game, I mean, he did worse, it seems to me, than he had done in previous debates."

Gary Johnson, who lagged in polls and media attention, made headlines and became the most searched-for candidate on Google for several hours for a joke he made towards the end of the debate, saying, "My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this administration."[19]

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

i wonder who the tim pawlenty of the 2016 GOP primary will be

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

hopefully it will be Tim Pawlenty

DJP, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Plenty of Pataki to go around

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

who the fuck was gary johnson? I don't even remember him.

I liked Jon Huntsman.

akm, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

i thought i had a picture of gary johnson in my head, but it turned out it was jon huntsman, ha.

garys don't have a good track record in these things really. bauer was just doomed from the word 'go.' those creepy eyes. feel like he reminds me of some 80s comedy movie villain or something but i can't place who.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Gary is an asshole name. And I liked Hart.

akm, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

former governor of New Mexico. ran as a libertarian who actually believes in climate change and that gay marriage is a civil right, not a "state's right"

big fat rascal (will), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

in other words, fucked right out the gate

big fat rascal (will), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Jon Huntsman spoke Mandarin, served in a Democratic administration, believed in climate change, and played in a prog rock band. He had the '76 nomination sealed.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

garys don't have a good track record in these things really. bauer was just doomed from the word 'go.' those creepy eyes. feel like he reminds me of some 80s comedy movie villain or something but i can't place who.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 3:36 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gary is an asshole name. And I liked Hart.

― akm, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 3:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

History[edit]
The usage of Gary as a given name is intertwined with the success of the actor Gary Cooper (originally Frank Cooper). The American industrialist Elbert Henry Gary left his name to the town of Gary, Indiana. The theatrical agent Nan Collins, who lived in this town, suggested the name Gary to Frank Cooper, one of her clients. Cooper thus adopted the name Gary and enjoyed a successful film career (as Gary Cooper) which caused the name to become popular.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Hart, the so-called Atari Democrat, presaged every odious trend in the Democratic party for the next 15 years.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

I did not know that about "Gary!" Wow.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

you mean, the Clintons?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

all 3 of them were McGoverniks, Hart a rather high-ranking one)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Hart looked good next to Ernest Hollings and John Glenn.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

oh cripe those shits

i saw Hart speak at NYU in front of a fairly small crowd, probably in '83. I think I probably voted for Mondale in the NJ primary in June '84.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

I met Gary Hart! He shook my hand and said, "I'm the next president of the United States". That was probably a month before all the shit went down. No, his hand did not have Donna Rice on it.

akm, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

haha I met him too on my one childhood trip to DC, he was just walking around

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

that reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGrUuwL1B0

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

xpost

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

I didn't much like him but The Miami Herald ruined journalism by pursuing that Rice story.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

i always thought it was "oops" that really sunk perry, but looking back at the polls he was already divebombing in the month before that happened

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 5:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My memory was that his debate performances previous to oops were awful and it was just the coup de grace

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

nothin a pair of glasses won't fix

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I think Herman Cain could have gotten the nomination if he wasn't an idiot with personal baggage, if you get what I mean. Like a different pizzaman could have done it.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

cain should have gone full 8th-grade junior honor society campaign style and promised everyone 2 free large pizzas if he became president

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

then in the first month of office, during his first primetime speech from the east room, he could have declared that it was time for the nation to tighten its belt - no free pizza

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhot2OJKKZc

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

guy knows how to keep busy

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

"oops" was on Nov 9, 2011, but he was already far from his 32% peak by then

http://i.imgur.com/dCqxA4X.jpg

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he must have committed a serious of embarrassing errors sometime between Sept 25 and Oct 14

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this would be his family hunting lodge

example (crüt), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

^ probably should have thrown a 's in there

example (crüt), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

just imagine all the anti-Sanders sketches on SNL next year, uniting their conservative Dem AND Republican writers.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

just imagine ... SNL

no thanks

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

Santorum's back...he'll be announcing later today, apparently.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link

good luck usa

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link

hahah santorum

akm, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

i honestly can't wait for all these campaigns to be in full swing because republicans are hilarious. I can't even think of an electable republican at this point.

akm, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

here's a fun game. let's assume these are the GOP candidates:

Bush
Carson
Christie
Cruz
Ehrlich
Fiorina
Gilmore
Graham
Huckabee
Jindal
Kasich
Pataki
Paul
Perry
Rubio
Santorum
Trump
Walker

the fox debate apparently will only allow 10 candidates. which 10 will it be? or which 8 will be out of the race or simply excluded from the debate?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

(that list comes from here: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/winnowing-down-gop-candidates - 15 of the 18 have already announced or are about to, while the other 3 (trump, ehrlich, gilmore) were also so hey why not)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link

put'em all the ticket

Bush/Carson/Christie/Cruz/Ehrlich/Fiorina/Gilmore/Graham/Huckabee/Jindal/Kasich/Pataki/Paul/Perry/Rubio/Santorum/Trump/Walker '16

brownie, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link

*on

brownie, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link

Here's what I'd predict:

Bush
Carson
Cruz
Fiorina
Kasich
Pataki
Paul
Perry
Rubio
Walker

pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

Santorum, Jindal and Gilmore the final ones I removed. I just have to assume Ricky Bobby will bow out before Thanksgiving, and Gilmore? I guess every season needs its Mike Gravel, but I dunno.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

I can't even begin to rank 'em. Also can't believe Santorum's taking another shot (spurt?) at it. What a putz.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

If Pataki runs, I will miss Letterman's Jerry Lewis-styled pronunciation of his name

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

have the top ten debate then the other eight are the moderators

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

i'm gonna guess

Bush
Carson
Christietaking a longshot bet that maybe he'll just be in prison by the time the debates start?
Cruz
Ehrlich
Fiorina
Gilmore
Graham why is he running for president again? doesn't everyone hate him?
Huckabee
Jindal i can't believe that anyone could take this man seriously anymore, although that same criticism could be applied to many others on the list
Kasich
Pataki
Paul
Perry
Rubio
Santorum
Trump although it would be hilarious
Walker

don't really know much about kasich or his chances tbh

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

republicans are hilarious. I can't even think of an electable republican at this point.

Think harder. Reagan and both Bushes were "hilarious" too.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

They need to have semifinals, like Eurovision.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

tag teams are the only solution obviously

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

Vote off one per week, like American Idol. Who will get the judges' save?

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

I could've sworn this was his third (or fourth even!)
http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/Rick-Santorum-faces-steep-climb-in-second-White-6288313.php

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

same. i thought he ran in 2008?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

hmm, guess not. weird.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Wiki: Before the 2006 election, Santorum was frequently mentioned as a possible 2008 presidential candidate.

I do recall seeing him on Sunday talk shows back then.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

Graham why is he running for president again? doesn't everyone hate him?

maybe he wants to be outed in spectacular fashion

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

has Lady Lindsay announced? I can't keep track

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

That low rumble you're sensing is evidence of ultrasound's inventor rotating at speed in his grave.

scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

this won't hurt him at all but still lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

actually the GOP knows what it's doing. It's the Reasonable Option. "What's wrong with an ultrasound? It's painless!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

"And COOL!"

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

PAM is even cooker than ultrasound!

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Having Sanders-"realism" firefights with Rodhambots on a famous gay messageboard, and they are calling me WAY worse things than you ppl ever have.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

interesting observation re sanders world view http://www.vox.com/2015/5/27/8671135/bernie-sanders-race

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

Perry
Rubio
Santorum
Trump although it would be hilarious
Walker

don't really know much about kasich or his chances tbh

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:01 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't perry this close away from a club fed prison cell himself?

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

have a hard time believing any Hillary supporters feel genuinely threatened by Sanders, what's that all about

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link

they are threatened by anyone dissing the inevitability of their monarch

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

its possible morbs cld be mischaracterizing the views and motivations of his tormentors

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

unnecessary

(they're dumb fairies)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

this kind of thing doesn't bother teh gays? http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/06/hillary-clintons-gay-marriage-problem/372717/

I mean it's pretty much beside the point now given that the law is getting pretty settled, but it's emblematic of her lack of principles (and foresight)

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

tbh i feel like anyone who can support HRC after her unapologetic vote for the iraq war can probably find it in their hearts to justify anything she does

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

that column contains the sentence "Andrew Sullivan's perspective is instructive."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

haha yes I rolled my eyes at that too

and JD otm I will never forgive her for that

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

I will never forgive her for marrying W.J. Clinton.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

but he was so charming

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link

I've been tryin' to get down to the heart of the matter

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

But I think it's about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you voted for the Iraq War

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

their answer to that is usually "but Ted Cruz"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

well yeah

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

who will y'know never be president, ever, even after 8 years of Bernie Sanders.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

after 8 years of bernie sanders memes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

DON: A lot of us struggled during that period. You're talking about the worst terrorist attack on American soil. Some of us wanted revenge. I've had to deal with that kind of anger most of my life. It was difficult to find one's moral barings.

GLENN: *blasts Better in the USA*

DON: Well, yeah.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

please spare me Don's moral barings

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

his immoral ones too, for that matter

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

the bearings of don, a lost mad men episode

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

interesting observation re sanders world view http://www.vox.com/2015/5/27/8671135/bernie-sanders-race

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 5:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk; is there any poll data to back up the claim that non-white voters are uninterested in sanders?

example (crüt), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

is it even that interesting? Sanders has always presented himself as old-school American democratic socialist. Viewing class issues as the prime mover is kind of necessary for that ideology and it's not like the piece can even point to him being hostile to "cultural issues" or backwards on race or something, it's just that he views them through the lens of Marxist analysis.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

"In liberal circles, it now seems impossible to have cared deeply about human rights, to have cared about gay rights, and to have objected to gay marriage, even though that was the exact position of almost all liberals very recently."

I call bullshit. About 25% of Americans self-describe as liberal and 40% of Americans supported gay marriage a decade ago. Not enough libertarians to make this add up.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

i will admit that, 2000 and on, the Green Party seems to have done a mediocre to terrible job of attracting minority voters (I think they may have improved a little in the last couple years). Some lazy pundits are pigeonholing Sanders as a New Nader (stupidly since Bernie is a career politician), so maybe they assume a Sanders campaign will similarly draw on white tofu eaters.

xxp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link

is it even interesting that sanders pays no attention to many of the issues that are key to a large section of the democratic coalition? yes it is next question

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

you know what other progressive issue sanders is nowhere on... gun control, almost like his politics were shaped in an oddly egalitarian completely white rural state that doesnt really reflect the democratic party as a whole

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

yes well they are woodsmen

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link

signed up to volunteer for bernie the other day

now he won't stop emailing me

Clay, Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link

organized up the ass! surprising!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 May 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link

you know what other progressive issue sanders is nowhere on... gun control, almost like his politics were shaped in an oddly egalitarian completely white rural state that doesnt really reflect the democratic party as a whole

― lag∞n

I tend to think, "Vermont is weird, it's got hunters."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

those are both true, tho the 96% white part is important too

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

and fwiw its not just got hunters it has amongst the most permissive gun laws in the country including concealed carry w/o a licence

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link

which sanders is and always has been 100% cool with

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

not many people in Vermont, and they're ugly

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

wow rude

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

You never know when the Québécois are gonna jump the border, take your grants.

pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:34 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGF25NbUEAAQB6o.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link

Surprised to see Goldwater that far to the right, even compared to contemporary Republicans. In later, post-Senate life he would certainly be further to the left. Strong supporter of Dole, I recall - hated the religious right.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link

But going by that chart, Ted Cruz = immediate nuclear war.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

I've seen an earlier version of that chart on ILX before (possibly upthread?) - there's an article around somewhere talking about the specific things it's measuring on both "congressional voting record" and "public issue statements" which is why the wide spread on the Pauls.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link

wide spread on the Pauls

gnnnnnuhhhhhhh

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 28 May 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

i hope you will also give a fair, honest listen to my new song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWTzcOgKTLo

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

93 people like this

https://www.facebook.com/pages/We-Are-Watchmen/844419498965547

example (crüt), Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

haha that is some extremely good shit never wldve occurred to me how well some 25th rate lupe feat feeb coldplay type song wld marry with ultra conservative politics

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

somehow scrambled that into ''lupe feeb fiasco'' and was really hoping that was the name of some also-ran punk band or sth

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

wow the pauls are just huge liars

Mordy, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

That "Set It On Fire" is some awesome clenched fist, clenched teeth, clenched asshole demagoguery.

Aimless, Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

wow the pauls are just huge liars

― Mordy, Thursday, May 28, 2015 3:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a quality body of work.. also impressive how the media pays absolutely no attention to the disconnect.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 28 May 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

more wisdom from JE!

"The president is more than just a head of parliament; he’s also the symbol of our country in many ways," he added later.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/05/27/with-gop-field-growing-jeb-bush-sharpens-critique-of-would-be-opponents/

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

Bush said he welcomed the opportunity to explain his views on both subjects "because I find it interesting that people who share that view -- rather than stick with the view and try to persuade people about it -- in many cases have actually abandoned their views."

that is a w-level failed sentence, good luck out there j.e.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

he's supposed to be the smart one

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

the smart one, ladies and gents

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

family no talk good

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

His father sounds like Samuel Johnson by comparison

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

imagine the totally incoherent arguments Dubya and JE must have had

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

'wow that's smart, you're smart!' 'thanks, so are you!' 'we totally deserve to be presidents, both of us!' 'sure do!'

Frederik B, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A9cQYPy.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

well looks like Hastert's jail-bound:
http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/Ex-US-Speaker-Hastert-indicted-on-bank-related-6292720.php

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 May 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A9cQYPy.jpg
JEB: I have a green belt ... read it and weep
Dubya: I don't believe in belts

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

Jeb: I farted
W: I know

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 29 May 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

hastert sexual abuse while he was high school wrestling coach holy shit

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Has Hillary announced her candidacy yet? Rumors are flying.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

p sure Hastert was not running for prez THIS time

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

everything is the president

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

pauls pere et fils kind of complicate that graph about how conservative the various GOP folks are.

btw is bernie sanders actually a marxist? i'm sure he fucks w/ marx or marxian concepts a lot more than most (all?) national politicians, but there's a strong current of democratic socialism (even or especially in the USA) that isn't explicitly marxist. after all socialism itself predates marx.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

the news about hastert made me so happy. what a fucker he is.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

no, of course he's not a marxist

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

from what I've read of his positions he would not have shocked a young lib in the Roosevelt administration.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

Teddy Roosevelt's administration eiher

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

xpost

right.

some article and posts upthread referred to him as a marxist, and that didn't seem right to me.

i wonder if hilary will red-bait or if that just seems like an old battle that was fought and won. i'm glad sanders will be in the debates. i'll vote for him too, if he sticks around.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

sanders is a social democrat ie a liberal

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

does he no longer call himself a "socialist"? i believe he did at one pt.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

he does but he was never referring to the anti-capitalist seize the means of production kind of socialism ie socialism

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

hes basically on old school liberal or a nordic model socailist

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

it is the best kind of government but ppls insistance on calling it socialism is odd

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

also: the direct democracy of northeastern hamlets and burghs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

i think one reason sanders might not emphasize race as much as some others is because he's from... vermont.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

mightve been mentioned

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

manic nordic model dream socailist

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

dunno how Sanders is gonna stand up to the charismatic dynamo that is Lincoln Chafee

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

Lincoln Chafee definitely has a better name

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

idk it kind of... chafes

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

whoa, hastert thing gets worse and worse

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/30/us/politics/hastert-indictment.html

J. Dennis Hastert, the former speaker of the House of Representatives, was paying a man to not say publicly that Mr. Hastert had sexually abused him decades ago, according to two people briefed on the evidence uncovered in an F.B.I. investigation into the payments.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

wrong thread

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

of course, for all we know, it could be a simple act of extortion, but if so hastert handled it in the skeeviest way possible.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

?

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

oh oops

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/604384185336246272

workin the tuff grandma angle

j., Friday, 29 May 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

George Pataki sure must be pissed that Hastert rained on his parade today

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

I'm constantly amazed at the kind of memory people have for this kind of weird shit:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/243418-dennis-hastert's-weird-2014-CSPAN-call

I wouldn't have thought twice about that call; and it might wind up being unrelated; but that it even stuck in someone's head long enough for cspan to have created a page for it and for people to bring it up now is ... i don't know how much time people have to obsess on this kind of ephemera.

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

also that caller sounds kind of young to have been abused by Hastert in the 60's but maybe he's turned into some kind of man-child, like a Chuck and Buck thing.

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

Denny and Benny

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

I'll stop now.

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

still the rong thread

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

also does the extortionist get to keep the money in this case? i mean, obv they know who it was and that person hasn't been indicted.

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

all is president

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

George Pataki sure must be pissed that Hastert rained on his parade today

I'm not sure who's more of a hopeless vacuum - Pataki or Chafee

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 May 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

workin the tuff grandma angle

― j., Friday, May 29, 2015 4:45 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smart

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

also that caller sounds kind of young to have been abused by Hastert in the 60's

― akm, Friday, May 29, 2015 4:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the implication is that it was an open secret

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

that what was an open secret? the abuse? the phone call? if it's an open secret then why pay hush money if people already know about it?

akm, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

your paying hush money to the person who can testify against you, a rumor in yr old town isnt enough to get you in touble

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

i mean if this was a serial abuse situation i guarantee u the word got out or at least kids were suspicious

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

there was a drivers ed teacher from my school who ended up going to prison after teaching for 25 years and every single girl at school was like that guy is creepy and up to no good

lag∞n, Friday, 29 May 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

it's sad that i didn't even think to wonder how a congressman ended up with 3.5 million to expend

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 29 May 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

O'Malley is officially in. Announcement speech seems a little rough around the edges, but he's got time I guess. Love how CNN is playing up his low poll numbers versus Clinton - - - uh oh, trouble ahead!!! - - he literally just announced his campaign! Like, minutes ago!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

I'd be surprised if he's even doubled the number of people who know him vs. this time last year. He's got a long road.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

omalleymentum is in full swing!

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

O'Mentum, surely

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

whoa lets not get carried away here

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 May 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

O'mallaria

Οὖτις, Saturday, 30 May 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if Carcetti has better name recognition at this point

Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 May 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

what do you folks think of o'malley? is he a serious person? (i don't mean a serious candidate.)

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Sunday, 31 May 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

Grahamtastic!

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

is America ready for a gay vice president?

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 June 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

It's the worst kept secret in the Carolinas, so I'm giving it about two weeks before the floodgates open.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 1 June 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

Graham quote from that article:

“If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL, I’m not going to call a judge,” he said. “I’m going to call a drone, and we will kill you.”

That says all that needs to be said about Mr. Graham. That is Dubya-level stupidity.

Aimless, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

huh, thoughtcrime, cool. guess that's what the domestic wiretaps are for. keep your eyes on the skies, folks.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

that is fantastic

example (crüt), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

Yes sending drones over to kill people, surely that will more folks over to our side.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

“If I’m president of the United States and you’re thinking about joining Al Qaeda or ISIL, I’m not going to call a judge,” he said. “I’m going to call a drone, and we will kill you.”

http://i.imgur.com/rkVYipe.jpg

i'm sure everyone will be cool with this strategy

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

http://i15.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

example (crüt), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

JE unable to wash loser-stink off of himself

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 June 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

btw the Dems are looking for "their" Koch Bros (can u spare $100 M?)

In planning sessions and one-on-one meetings with donors, Mr. Ickes, who is a Priorities USA board member, and other Clinton supporters are discussing how to raise as much as $300 million for Democratic outside groups. That is almost twice as much as Democratic super PACs and other outside groups spent to help re-elect President Obama in 2012, when conservative super PACs far outspent liberal ones.

This ambitious goal will require the emergence of a new class of at least 20 Democratic donors who can give $5 million or even $10 million each. Mr. Ickes said recruiting them would not be easy.

“Our side isn’t used to being asked for that kind of money,” Mr. Ickes said. “If you asked them to put up $100 million for a hospital wing, they’d be the first in line.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/us/politics/democrats-seek-a-richer-roster-to-match-gop-in-2016-election.html

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

what do you folks think of o'malley? is he a serious person? (i don't mean a serious candidate.)

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Sunday, May 31, 2015 12:43 AM (Yesterday)

i read a longish interview with him at salon a while back and he came off as decent and thoughtful, but tbh not terribly inspiring.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 1 June 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

omg at that lindsey graham quote. sometimes these guys' right-wing ids surface in all their homicidal splendor.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Monday, 1 June 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

i dont understand why he even needs to send a drone cant we have drones that just automatically read yr thoughts then kill u

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

I can't stop laughing at the Lindsey Graham quote! OMG.
This is gonna be a fun campaign.

Frobisher, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

naw, gotta keep the human decision-maker element. the decider. i'm picturing lindsey graham strapped into Cerebro and surrounded by red buttons of death. i guess that's basically what we have now except for the mind-reading.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link

the commander guy

jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link

today's WashPo/ABC poll:

http://i.imgur.com/vBKrLex.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

other/no opinion 2016

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

did Bobby Jindal somehow slip into 0%? his May dot doesn't even exist

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

Biden surging ahead!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

the {candidate X is formidable} is aa strange election cycle tradition, like of course they were formidable in their home states otherwise they wldnt have made it to the presidential candidate level, but it says very little about whether theyll be able to out perform the other candidates who were also formidable at the state level http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/05/jeb-bush-2016-campaign.html

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

tho this one at least has a il info abt jebs shady business dealings

He also got involved in what to my mind is his most eyebrow-raising venture. In 2007, Jeb became a consultant to a company named InnoVida, whose CEO claimed to have cheap, ready-to-build temporary homes for victims of earthquakes and other natural disasters. Later, he joined the company’s board of directors. There was just one problem: The CEO, Claudio Osorio, was lying. His business was largely imaginary. Eventually, an investor in InnoVida sued. Osorio pleaded guilty to fraud and is now in jail. InnoVida declared bankruptcy.

In court records, Jeb claims he was acting in good faith when he served as a consultant to the company. (He’s since returned $270,000, though the company’s trustees sought nearly $470,000.) His spokeswoman, Kristy Campbell, adds that the governor hired a former federal-law-enforcement agent to conduct a background check on Osorio and his company. “The report he received,” she says, “didn’t have any red flags that indicated criminal or financial wrongdoing.”

But Linda Worton Jackson, the lawyer who represented InnoVida’s creditors, points out that even the simplest form of due diligence — namely, consulting the internet — should have raised those red flags.

“A simple Google search would have shown that Osorio had already committed the same type of fraud,” says Jackson. It’s true: Even in 2007, it was possible to punch Osorio’s name into Google and find a lawsuit over a bogus electronics concern he’d founded. In fact, Osorio had been sued several times for fleecing investors before 2007. Had the investigator gone to the clerk’s office at the federal court in Miami, he would have discovered this, including a subsequent class-action suit against the electronics company, in which it was called a “fraudulent scheme.” And there were plenty of warning signs about Inno­Vida itself: Nine months before Jeb climbed aboard, a judge evicted the company from its factory space. One of its part owners had also been convicted of selling cocaine. “Jeb was paid $15,000 a month,” Jackson adds. “That’s a lot of money to be a consultant to a company you know nothing about.” To say nothing of being on its board. He attended at least two meetings. “You do not generally see politicians on the board of directors of a Ponzi scheme,” she says. “That’s what’s unusual here.”

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

that chart is what one expects in the gen public's No One Is Paying Any Heed period.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

hmm yeah that is worse than Jeb's schools racket, hadn't heard of that before

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

that chart is what one expects in the gen public's No One Is Paying Any Heed period.

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 12:36 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually the fact that theres no clear front runner on the republican side is atypical

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

or even forget no clear front runner the fact that no one can crack 12%

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

walker has kochmentum!

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Jeb Bush could! Until people took a closer look.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

i hope rand paul stays in the race as long as possible to keep the issue of surveillance, etc. in the debates

that said, i suspect that once he opens his mouth about other stuff, he'll cease to be a credible candidate

kind of like his dad

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

feel like he has a strong enough built in base that he shd be able to hang in at least through the first few primary states

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

I expect him to stick around the longest tbh

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Inno-Fraudo-Da-Vida, J. E.,
Don't consult for a con man

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

well yeah i think the intensity of the paul fanbase will mean he sticks around far past the point when he ceases to be a credible candidate for the nomination

...again, like his dad

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

yup

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

morbs otm about "no one is paying any heed," I think. bear in mind that at this point in 1999, neither bush nor gore had even officially announced yet even if they were presumed frontrunners (obv in case of gore). the whole W vs. mccain (plus the third-tier goof troop) thing wasn't even rolling until the fall at least. giuliani was the presumed front-runner at this point in 2007 IIRC.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

giuliani was the presumed front-runner at this point in 2007 IIRC.

This still delights me a great deal.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

...again, like his dad

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 1:47 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is much more legit than his dad tho, while not being actually legit, tho he might end up doing worse if the libertarian bases isnt as pumped on him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

is much more legit than his dad tho, while not being actually legit

you could be hired on the cable, joe

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Morning Lagoon

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

i wish! if anyone from fox new is reading this call me i will say whatever u want

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

giuliani was the presumed front-runner at this point in 2007 IIRC.

This still delights me a great deal.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, June 2, 2015 12:55 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i still remember a conversation with a professor, who is the smartest person i know, and he insisted that guiliani would be our next president, a prognostication which filled me with fear

smart people can be very wrong!

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

(btw the professor was equally horrified by his own prognostication)

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

i look forward to walker failing

although i would look forward even more to him being swallowed up by a quicksand-like vat of pig shit

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Yes. I should note that many of these guys run to give them leverage when their agents negotiate FOX and ABC "This Week" contracts.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

oh i think walker really, really wants the brass ring

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

and so do Bush and Rubio. But Fiorini and Santorum? Their contracts are up.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

huckabee is the most obvious example

it'd almost (/almost/) be funny if by some bizarre twist rand paul actually ended up with the nomination. he'd probably be at least as freaked out as any of us. no way he actually expects to be president.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

I don't think Rand Paul is running for the 2016 presidency, but I definitely think he's running for the 2020 or 2024 presidency. His hat's in the ring now as a "different" kind of Republican, and now he'll have 4-8 years to balance that with ingratiating himself with the GOP establishment.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Randy's playing some long game yeah

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

He's made a big show of reaching out to nontraditional Republican constituencies, and unlike his dad, he doesn't seem like an old crackpot. I imagine his hope is that, within the next 4-12 years, the GOP/general polity shifts closer to his "soft" libertarianism, and he shifts a little to the traditionally conservative side while still giving off the "optimist with new ideas" vibe.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

"optimist with new ideas and clothes two sizes too big for him" vibe.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

I think intheblanks is right about the hope of a continuing libertarian shift, but I think it's a losing game for Rand Paul. People can pull off "newcomer with new ideas" sometimes when coming from a governorship - they're relatively "new" nationally and they've had some space to say "We tried this innovative program in my state, and accomplished X and Y." Within the next 4 to 12 years, Senator Rand Paul will have racked up a ton of votes on a ton of little bills and will seem a lot more like a boring old politician, by then in his 60s, hair graying. Obviously this isn't universal - McCain somehow managed to make "maverick" stick on himself - but you really can't be the youthful force of big zesty ideas forever.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

agreed thats prob what rands thinking, tho of course libertarianism is intrinsically a niche brand

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

new ideas including climate change denial and ill-fitting clothes xps

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

he doesn't seem like an old crackpot.

give it time

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

i don't think the increased frequency of IRL climate catastrophes will be good for "govt should do as little as possible."

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

(except for maybe a full-on End Days evangelical)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

both pauls are complete dipshits and the fact that a notable amount of ppl my age (mid/late 20s) think that they're like, even halfway decent politicians - bc oh wow rand paul is anti-spying and ron is cool with teh drug legalization - is horrifying to me

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

on a similar note a week or so ago (maybe 2) glenn greenwald was repeatedly RTing rand paul anti-NSA quotes - like at least a half-dozen! - and i thought "uhhhh glenn...he doesn't really regard u as human, his dad is cool with u but otherwise a dipshit so maybe could u not do that"

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

greenwald is fundamentally a libertarian dipshit himself reason why everyone hates him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

that and he writes like a lawyer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

@Doctor Casino

Yeah, you may well be right. Paul's best hope is probably a win for Hillary, a disappointing Clinton presidency, then he roles in in 2020 with his record of "GOP brand sucks"/moderated drug policy/bucking the establishment on NSA, while still having solid conservative positions to win over GOP folks.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, and Obama is a mass murderer but Sotomayor was a good SCOTUS appointment. So, your point?

xxxp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, you may well be right. Paul's best hope is probably a win for Hillary, a disappointing Clinton presidency, then he roles in in 2020 with his record of "GOP brand sucks"/moderated drug policy/bucking the establishment on NSA, while still having solid conservative positions to win over GOP folks.

― intheblanks,

whoa there champ

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Just to be clear, not the country's best hope, just feel like that's Rand Paul's road to the presidency. The climate change denial part is of keeping mostly orthodox GOP views.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

that is, people can be praised for one stand in isolation from others, depending on the context. xxp

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, and Obama is a mass murderer but Sotomayor was a good SCOTUS appointment. So, your point?

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 3:35 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just a lot of ppl dont understand why they/other ppl hate glenn greenwald and i am explaining their feelings to them

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, you may well be right. Paul's best hope is probably a win for Hillary, a disappointing Clinton presidency, then he roles in in 2020 with his record of "GOP brand sucks"/moderated drug policy/bucking the establishment on NSA, while still having solid conservative positions to win over GOP folks.

― intheblanks,

whoa there champ

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 12:36 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, fair point. "Clinton's disappointing presidency" is a bit of a pointless speculation/reach, but I think that the other stuff is still probably Paul's strategy for 2020 or 2024.

intheblanks, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

there are good things about him too tho like he lives in the jungle with a dog pack

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

i suppose it was an enemy-of-my-enemy approach in glenn's mind - and was specifically referring to rand paul not being down with gay people afaict

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

One of the better ambivalent R. Paul posts: http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a35380/rand-paul-patriot-act/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

thats only like 15% of their dogs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

flip-flops and dogs and Brazilian hot dog – the glamorous life.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

insert "needs a man's touch" joek

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

I was grossed out when the NYT profile said the house stank of dog tbh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

whatd u expect he lives in a sweaty ass jungle with 45 dogs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

sweaty ass is all I can expect

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

likely pref to the smog of cologne in a Miami disco

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

no discos in Miami since Tony Romero diddled Michele Pfeiffer.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

tsk tsk get the name right or say hello to my little etc

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

was gonna say

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

in a Miami disco nobody can hear you snort

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Huckabuck keeps the chuckles comin!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

GG's praise for the pauls is super-misguided but he is not a libertarian, 'fundamentally' or otherwise

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

Paul says plenty of stuff I agree with (primarily foreign policy-related) but I have no illusions that he's a dangerous, disingenuous idealogue asshole so it's p much the stopped clock phenomenon at work

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

i haven't seen GG "praising" so much as pointing out anomalies in the MSN Two Polarized Parties binary, similar to when he identifies the issues on which Obama, Peter King and Mitch McConnell are in lockstep.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

MSM, that is

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

huckabee is the fucking worst

example (crüt), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

there's stiff competition for that title

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzy0FgCYdGM

pplains, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

GG's praise for the pauls is super-misguided but he is not a libertarian, 'fundamentally' or otherwise

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 5:41 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

greenwald has some documented libertarian skeletons in his closet and its a pretty clear thread in his poltiical philosophy on the occasions you can see anything resembling a philosophy through the constant calling everyone in the world venal dishonest hitlers

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link

everyone in the world, huh

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

you have to read to the 12th update

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

gg retweeted p4reene the other day, and that guy likes the Minnesota Vikings

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

truly an enemy to freedom everywhere

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

Chafeemania!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

"I don't think anybody should be president of the United States that made that mistake" of voting for the Iraq War, Chafee told The Post in April. "It's a huge mistake, and we live with broad, broad ramifications today — of instability not only in the Middle East but far beyond and the loss of American credibility. There were no weapons of mass destruction."

have to agree w/ this.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

that said, i have no illusions that had obama been a senator in 2002, he would have voted for the war. it was his privilege not to have been in federal office when that vote came up, a privilege that allowed him to run as an anti-war candidate.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

so in that chaffee is very much to obama's left.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

yeah I agree w that sentiment too

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

that said, i have no illusions that had obama been a senator in 2002

not so sure about this either - 21 Dems in the Senate voted against it you know

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah i suppose it's possible, i'm basing this on how obama behaved as a senator and then president

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

chafee doesn't have a prayer in hell but he's a serious guy and probably the sort of person who should be running for president (although i have many differences w/ him).

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

if Biden runs we could have Delaware Vermont and Rhode Island running wild over the USA during the primaries.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

greenwald has some documented libertarian skeletons in his closet and its a pretty clear thread in his poltiical philosophy on the occasions you can see anything resembling a philosophy through the constant calling everyone in the world venal dishonest hitlers

― lag∞n, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 3:39 AM (16 hours ago)

i have no idea what GG's 'libertarian skeletons' might be but a guy who slammed obamacare for not having the public option, wants public financing of elections, and opposes all cuts to social security and medicare is not a 'libertarian.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Clinton has some documented liberal skeletons in her closet

gathering cobwebs for 40 years

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

biden isn't going to run. what in the world would he do that for?

akm, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

VISA commanded him to?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

If HRC had an affair with Caitlyn Jenner, all bets are off

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

oh wait VISA aren't hq'd in Delaware - MBNA then

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

i have no idea what GG's 'libertarian skeletons' might be but a guy who slammed obamacare for not having the public option, wants public financing of elections, and opposes all cuts to social security and medicare is not a 'libertarian.'

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, June 3, 2015 4:23 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow u think paul and son dont have some hetrodox libertarian views too let me tell u they do, maybe no one is a libertarian maybe no one is anything makes u think

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

you guyz

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

JD, don't confuse goony with the facts when he's made up his mind

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

def regret wasting my time

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 4 June 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

Ha ha, Rick Perry's in.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tgaw.com/images/SpeakEasy/ThreeStooges.JPG

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 June 2015 12:23 (nine years ago) link

Oops, He Did It Again

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

Somebody please redub this video except with the GOP candidates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9CE8AJn-UI

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link

JD, don't confuse goony with the facts when he's made up his mind

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, June 3, 2015 10:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow this is extremely rude and wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:51 (nine years ago) link

Never forget.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link

Texas governor Rick Perry Friday showed America a new persona that is both more laid back and more souped up than prior Perrys.

same

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link

I kind of want these same chumps/chimps to run every time. This is a reality show I can really get behind.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

Perry at #cpac: Conservative govs common denominator in relatively robust states."No 2 states lost more income to others as NY&CA." @nro

So he's...bragging that under his leadership Texas remained dependent on income redirected from New York and California? Both of which are ranked less dependent on the federal government (#6 and #20) than Texas (#24)?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

and each time Perry shows off a new persona and glasses

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

apparently all it takes to be the intellectual of the republican field is glasses and a necktie of muted color

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

sounds abt right

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Perry at #cpac: Conservative govs common denominator in relatively robust states."No 2 states lost more income to others as NY&CA." @nro

So he's...bragging that under his leadership Texas remained dependent on income redirected from New York and California? Both of which are ranked less dependent on the federal government (#6 and #20) than Texas (#24)?

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, June 4, 2015 10:05 AM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha wow lol that is some strong thought from perry

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

i rarely read the corner, but if they keep running stuff like this i'm gonna go all the way and BOOKMARK IT

Here’s the visual package in a blowup of the above picture, from Perry’s appearance with National Review’s Jim Geraghty. You can’t see Perry’s sensible shoes, but he’s working a subdued, knees-together posture, modestly leaning in to his interlocutor, fully committed to the pursuit of better solutions.

http://c10.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/rickperrycloser.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

he looks like he's just sat on his balls

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

I'd buy the reality show but only if there's a certain number of wild card slots so you can cycle the duds out. I mean, I am 100% fine with not seeing Steve Forbes running for president anymore.

modestly leaning in to his interlocutor, fully committed to the pursuit of better solutions

man i never change my display name but sometimes, sometimes it's hard

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

The Corner's gonna get interesting again starting this fall.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

I kind of want these same chumps/chimps to run every time. This is a reality show I can really get behind.

― Josh in Chicago, 4. juni 2015 16:05 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's a good joke hidden in there somewhere, I've been working on it for a few weeks. Stripped down it goes:

My favorite tv-show is clearly 'Republican Primary'. Sucks they can only make a new season every four years.

Ba-dum-tjih!

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

apparently all it takes to be the intellectual of the republican field is glasses

http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2009/08/Homer-Glasses.jpg

Little Latin Lupe Feebfiasco (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

loool

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

President Ted Cruz in action:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/03/politics/ted-cruz-joe-biden-joke-apology/index.html

DJP, Thursday, 4 June 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

the lolz, there are too many

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

some beautiful clouds on this website https://rickperry.org

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

Perry specifically requested them now that he wore glasses and could see them iirc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

lol video is 100% white people

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

just like his base

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

i secretly hope he wins the nom so u guys can know the joys of voting against him

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

seems like "ted cruz is a huge asshole" has been the underlying theme to his whole career, funny if being a crass prick to joe biden will cement it in the press's mind rather than, like, personally shutting the federal government and getting nothing for it.

goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

Mainstream media loves their false equivalences, so they're trying to make the Dems primary seem like the Republicans one, though this piece is mainly about quoting poll data to beat up on Hillary.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/democrats-finally-get-a-contest-as-hillary-clinton-draws-challengers/2015/06/03/95fefaea-0a12-11e5-95fd-d580f1c5d44e_story.html?hpid=z1

curmudgeon, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

Rick Perry is no Ronald Reagan, unless you limit the comparison to IQ.

Aimless, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

it's gonna be awesome in 2024 when there's finally another real contest for the democratic nominee.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

against Cory Booker? dream on

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link

feel like it's just a little too premature to crown cory booker for 2024

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

but he's a queen already

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

i'm imagining de blasio will be a part of it as well. plus he's really tall

your 2024 presidential candidate speculation thread

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxGGyV_YRA

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

some beautiful clouds on this website https://rickperry.org

― lag∞n, Thursday, June 4, 2015 11:31 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TLtg4KfyL4

example (crüt), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

already have Hilshit in for 2 terms, huh guys

Christ, you are bigger hopelessniks than i am

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

plus i imagine Senator Warren will be persuaded to run vs President Walker in 2020.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

I think Hillary's gonna win this, I'm not willing to prognosticate farther than that - things are too unpredictable

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

Why would Sen. Warren run in 2020 if Hillary's still around?

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

if she does win in 2016 she'll have huge incumbent advantages going into 2020 including a powerful political machine that will only grow more powerful from 4 years of hillary WH, and there's still no indication that the republicans can put together a compelling candidate tho obv that could change quickly especially if they lose in 2016 and decide to switch the emphasis of the party towards someone more electable.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Someone more electable than Hillary? Not quite reading you here.

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

republicans are fine with controlling congress and having a puncher's chance at the white house

Aimless, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

Someone more electable than the current slate. A Hillary WH disaster plus slightly more reasonable Republican candidate could mean she loses in 2020 is what I'm saying.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

the problem with, and im sure ive said this before here, republicans switching the emphasis of the party to something more electable is theyre still very electable on the congressional level due to unfair structural elements, and its not possible for them to change their pitch on the presidential level without also changing in on the congressional level, which will not happen until they start to lose congress too, and even then theyd still have to deal w the fact that the majority of their base wld freak the f out if they say became slightly less racist

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

republicans are fine with controlling congress and having a puncher's chance at the white house

― Aimless, Thursday, June 4, 2015 12:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yep

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

i mean im sure theyd like to control both but its just not possible rn

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Hillary Rodham Clinton is who I have in mind, just to clarify. Not this HIllary who could lose in 2020, whoever that is.

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

which is not to say they cant win the presidency just that all things being equal theyre at a disadvantage

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

but Mordy, what about the tens of thousands dead from coastal flooding in 2017-2020?

you guys are gonna be playing horserace til your kids ask you why the hell you gave them this world, i guess

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

especially if they lose in 2016 and decide to switch the emphasis of the party towards someone more electable.

Which was, in fairness, the plan in 2012 (for 2016).

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

the problem with, and im sure ive said this before here, republicans switching the emphasis of the party to something more electable is theyre still very electable on the congressional level due to unfair structural elements, and its not possible for them to change their pitch on the presidential level without also changing in on the congressional level, which will not happen until they start to lose congress too, and even then theyd still have to deal w the fact that the majority of their base wld freak the f out if they say became slightly less racist

otm

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

but Mordy, what about the tens of thousands dead from coastal flooding in 2017-2020?

you guys are gonna be playing horserace til your kids ask you why the hell you gave them this world, i guess

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius),

the coasts will flood before the kids ask that question

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

you guys are gonna be playing horserace til your kids ask you why the hell you gave them this world, i guess

you know some of us do things, say, in our professional lives, that are maybe more significant in this respect than spitballing odds about national politics.

just sayin

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

like I dunno what everybody else does for a living but this thread is not the sum total of my daily efforts to make the world a better place

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

i'm with Morbs in the silliness of spinning stories eight years down the line. BUT because i can't resist indulging in fanfic, there are tons of ways that hillary wins in 2016 and is not the candidate in 2020! i mean it basically happened with LBJ. and all the presidents who died in office. lots of things happen in four years. the "long game" is always illusory IMO.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Wait a minute the coast is going to flood in 2 years?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

being interested in the horserace and the substance are not mutually exclusive or unrelated

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

you guys are gonna be playing horserace til your kids ask you why the hell you gave them this world, i guess

I'm very open to alternatives, morbs. what do you suggest?

Aimless, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

there are tons of ways that hillary loses in 2016

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

hillary cld def lose, i wldnt put money on it right now but its for sure possible

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

sure. many things are possible.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

not to be morbid but she could have a heart attack tomorrow and bernie sanders would (temporarily) be the front-runner. the future is not set. same goes for every candidate ever, but given that hillary has managed to be the assumed "next" candidate for seemingly eons --- including in 2008! --- it maybe does jump out a bit here, the heir-apparent thing. i don't mean any of that to discount the enormous structural forces of money and power, the "invisible primary," the pathetic republican field, everything else. and obviously it's a "speculation" thread, says so right in the name.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

the thing that worries me abt hillary re the election is she has repeatedly shown herself to be the most unnatural of politicians, that and surrounding herself with schemers and fools, on both points she seems to be doing better this time but obvs the heat is not really on yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

god I almost threw up when I heard Sidney Blumenthal's still her henchman.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGrBs7VWwAAf4cl.png

omg does perry have big sons

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

are they gay?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

they are certainly Castro-ready

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

with that look they have going on anyway

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

it's Texas, where the boys are big and the steers are nervous

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link

i can't wait to have this conversation w/ my kids

Kids: Abba, why didn't you stop the coastal flooding that cost thousands of lives?
Me: Well, kids, back in 2015 there was this message board called ILX and I just couldn't stop posting on this speculation thread about the 2016 election. I'm so sorry.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

I couldn't stop voting for celebrities

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Are those all his sons? How come some of his sons look older than he is? Is Perry a shapeshifter who does not age!?!?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

we all thought it was more important to talk abt the campaign, except one brave man who knew better... i think he died in the floor or whatever who wants to go to pittsburgh beach!

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

so with Chafee, Bern, O'Malley and Herself we have 4 Dems. Any others coming?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

webb maybe

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

Reagan.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

aren't all politicians by definition celebrities?

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

are those perry's sons? i saw chatter on twitter that he was "flanked by SEALs"

goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah idk i was just assuming

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

"navy seal twins" have to be the perfect right-wing culture heroes that liberals have never ever heard of

goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

lmao yup

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Luttrell

goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

He began training for the U.S. Navy SEALs at the age of fifteen, with U.S. Army veteran Billy Shelton, who lived near Luttrell's home. He trained every day with his twin brother, Morgan, and others who aspired to join the U.S. Navy and other Special Operations Forces. Shelton trained them using various weight and endurance exercises. After high school, Luttrell attended Sam Houston State University, where he joined the Delta Tau Delta fraternity.[5]

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

Manchurian SEAL

brownie, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

the mythology around and worship of navy seals is one of the dumbest things about america

marcos, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah what other culture on earth mythologizes its elite heroes :p

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Elite warriors I meant. Hero obv very open to debate

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

my wife had a friend from high school who had an extra-marital affair with a NAVY Seal and wrote a thinly-veiled novel about it it was gross

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

I hear the women just go mad over their flippers

Aimless, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

like they would have illicit sex and then he would be all "I have to go on a top secret mission!" *disappears out a window and into the night*

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

hahhaha nice

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

prob was not even in the military

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

actually a night manager at Arby's

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

playing horsesauce

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

wait, i remember this show from the 80s. the mom and dad had secret powers they were trying to hide.

http://i.imgur.com/qoHXf79.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

morbs, you realize the world is doomed no matter who we elect, right?

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

the world will be fine u guys dont worry too much about the world

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

like they would have illicit sex and then he would be all "I have to go on a top secret mission!" *disappears out a window and into the night*

― Οὖτις,

wouldn't it have been better to say this before he mounted her?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

xp just fold voting registration into selective service registration imo easy-peasy yw usa government

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

huh never knew there were gay rumors about Buchanan

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

surprised that no one has mentioned that perry's announcement included a remix of a country-rap song

video here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/rick-perry-has-a-rapcountry-song-about-rick-perry

more pulitzer-worthy coverage here: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rick-perry-launches-presidential-campaign-with-rap-country-song-20150604

“Rick Perry supporter, let’s protect our border,” the rap part says. “To hell with anyone who don’t believe in the USA / Rick Perry all the way.”
“I won’t back up / I don’t back down / I been raised up / To stand my ground / Take my job / But not my gun / Tax my check till I ain’t got none / ‘Cept for the good lord up above / I answer to no one,” the country part says.
“Give me my right to vote / My right to tote / The weapon of my choice, don’t censor my voice,” goes the second rap verse.
A spokesperson for Perry didn’t immediately return a request for comment about the song.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Give me my right to vote / Texas' voter ID laws, signed by Rick Perry, are among the most restrictive to minorities and the poor in the nation

sorry not sure that scans or rhymes

Clay, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

wasn't John Rich available?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

sorry not sure that scans or rhymes

did you miss the "MY right" there

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

what if a countryrap remix was so good that it took off on the charts, and people across the country couldn't stop listening to it and talking about it, and the performer got invited on all the talk shows and did a SNL double-performance where they both hosted and performed the song, leading to a dramatic rise in the popularity of the candidate in rural areas and cities alike, and the election was a landslide, and the candidate named both the rapper and country singer co-vice presidents, and then they came up with a sequel to the song that took off internationally and led to world peace?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

I been raised up / To stand my ground

Taking a leaf from the Zimmerman songbook, I see (and I ain't talking Bob).

nickn, Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

So basically their entire identity is based on owning a firearm and little else, got it.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

I was like that for a week or two w some G.I. Joe toys when I was 6.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

the world will be fine u guys dont worry too much about the world

― lag∞n, Thursday, June 4, 2015 12:06 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Environmentalism is an insane utilitarian philosophy based on the idea that human existence is important somehow

jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

well it is important to me

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link

Right, exactly.

jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm....impressed HRC's Texas speech on voting rights was as angry and specific as possible:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/04/politics/hillary-clinton-voting-rights-texas/

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

digging that botched URL as "What? Do so many obvious losers think they can be President?"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

I'm....impressed HRC's Texas speech on voting rights was as angry and specific as possible:

it's a good campaign move - costs her nothing/obliges her not to do anything in particular and makes her opponents look bad and burnishes her image w key voting groups

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

unusually blunt WashPo front page right now

http://i.imgur.com/zgTONAO.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 5 June 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

lol

marcos, Friday, 5 June 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

how do you fail a remedial driving course

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

lack of positive role models

j., Friday, 5 June 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

are politicians uniquely awful people, or are most people like this and it just doesn't become a matter of public curiosity?

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Hillary's all "What are there, eight of 'em? 16 of 'em? Fuck it, I'll take them all on and Bernie O'Malley too!"

pplains, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

are politicians uniquely awful people?

With rare exceptions, I truly think so, yes. They combine the worst of car-salesman hucksterism with delusional megalomania.

Little Latin Lupe Feebfiasco (Dan Peterson), Friday, 5 June 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

lmao i don't really care about the rubios shitty driving; only considerable if 17 violations in as many years is worse than the FL average, which i'm sure it isn't

goole, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

yeah as Martin Sheen said in Saigon, traffic violations in Florida are like handing out traffic violations in Florida

Politicians "are lower than whaleshit." - Grandpa Morbius, WWI vet

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

Failing a remedial driving course is two-digit IQ bullshit even for Florida.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

lol bait... TAKEN

would be less sanguine about Hildog's prospects if the GOP goons were less clownish in their stupidity

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

i've been in such despair lately. we have folks running this state (wisconsin), and many folks running for congress, who are know-nothing ignorant fascists. their most robust opposition are themselves highly compromised corporatists. there's no coherent opposition that offers a critique of the neoliberal premises of the ruling parties.

i think i'll jump out the window, see ya.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

running for /president/, i mean. but i'm sure plenty such folks will be running for congress soon enough.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

all this against a background of impending civilizational collapse.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

come to California! (bring water)

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

nah, i think i'll move to the upper peninsula and join a militia

(j/k FBI!)

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

yeah, he's moving to central PA

DJP, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

i think i'll move to the upper peninsula and join a militia

wait, I thought you were opposed to know-nothing ignorant fascists

joygoat, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

are politicians uniquely awful people, or are most people like this and it just doesn't become a matter of public curiosity?

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, June 5, 2015 1:39 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like the truth lies somewhere in between

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

the truth is most people are uniquely awful

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

a lot of ppl are awful in the same way tho

lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

it's a rich tapestry

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 June 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3mL93A6Vj8

pplains, Monday, 8 June 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

nobody announcing today? feels weird

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

I am, I'm running. Not old enough but fuck it, I plan on breaking a few laws when I'm elected anyway

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Monday, 8 June 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

we got a souped up jitneyperry

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 June 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

bison will grant tim duncan a medal of freedom, cant really oppose that tbh

slothroprhymes, Monday, 8 June 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

http://i57.tinypic.com/os4ly1.png

Mordy, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

is anybody remotely surprised by Hillary pandering to the base during a primary season

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

As well she should.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

it's the correct strategy, even if people like me are not remotely convinced

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

remotely

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

remotely

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

via remote

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

Mordy wants us all to be impressed by Hil not saying "psst, i'm with the bankers" i guess

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

psst morbz my byline isn't on that article

Mordy, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

i noticed, so yr point is...?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

i have no desire to impress you or anyone w/ hillary's positioning

Mordy, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

surprised that digby wrote that! on her own blog, she notes that

I don't write those headlines and I would argue that contrary to what this one says, my piece doesn't make a case that progressives should "believe." I simply point out that her history shows that many people once saw her as a liberal feminist, now she's perceived as a centrist and her record shows that --- it's complicated. But what the piece is really about is her strategy, which would have once been considered somewhat dangerous for a serious presidential candidate. It says something about the political terrain and the lessons learned over the past few years that she is choosing a pretty liberal domestic agenda.

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Ted Cruz makes a funny:

Let me start by saying if I’m elected, January 2017, I suppose the first thing I should do is send flowers and a note of condolences to all of the reporters and editors who’ve checked themselves into therapy.

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

followed by canceling any treasonous agreement with Iran that our treasonous traitor president might have agreed to, treasonously, i hope

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

people have short memories re. HRC, i guess.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Monday, 8 June 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link

Does Cruz intend to put those flowers on the public dime or pay for them out of pocket? He needs to declare his intentions there.

Aimless, Monday, 8 June 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

I'm not gonna even link the Sunday NYT piece on HilRod's campaign, but apparently they've decided to focus on "the base" in the general election too, the Obama way, rather than try to flip red states a la Bubba. "Centrist" strategists are in a tizzy.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Imagine the horror of ignoring Joe Manchin and Heidi Heitkamp.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

when it comes down to it i think a lot of the giggling about this guy's sexuality is p nasty but

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/608304064980480000

man alive is he a fuckin weirdo

goole, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHEhUscUkAAXuW-.jpg

"i'm all about droning hajjis and that pee you double-ess why! come get some!"

goole, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

oh lindsey

drash, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

Like on a rotisserie?

pplains, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

https://youtu.be/M8nE8PJmONI

goole, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

(yes, that youtube is 1:03:35)

goole, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

Taibbi neatly summarizes the NYT piece for "everyday" Dems

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

whenever graham says stuff like that, he just seems like mr. smithers protesting too much.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

"get in line, ladies!"

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link

Im hoping its a rotating cast of drag queens performing as first ladies of yore

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

I am praying that Rick Santorum catches fire. You can take that any way you like.

Aimless, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link

"Toft isn’t sure she’ll vote for Santorum because she has to get all of the facts first, she said to Politico."

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 07:54 (nine years ago) link

on the hunt for facts

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

there's some over there

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

man, i would love to show up at a santorum campaign stop and just have 60 minutes to shoot the breeze with ol' rick. i have a lot of questions for him...

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

for example, i'm curious what he thinks of the new pope

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

I can't wait to see Jeb and Santorum field questions about their beliefs jiving with the new pope on a big stage. Not sure how you can run trying to court catholics when you say their pope is full of shit on some really core issues.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

maybe Mel Gibson can give them some pointers

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

idk i bet you a lot of the american hierarchy thinks the same

goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

santorum is just a cafeteria catholic

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

just sittin' around, drinkin' a beer w/ ol' rick, talkin' 'bout the pope and dead babies and stuff

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Not sure how you can run trying to court catholics when you say their pope is full of shit on some really core issues.

Though to be fair, many American Catholics have been saying for years the other popes were full of shit on core issues.

Those just aren't the Catholics that show up at the rallies, serve on the Supreme Court, etc.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

more curious about what Scalia thinks of his new pope

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

I'm still convinced - though I haven't met or heard from any of these people - that there are Catholics out there who still believe Benedict is the pope since he's still alive.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

I mean, FOR GOD'S SAKES, you can't have two popes. Didn't The Matrix teach us anything?

pplains, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Don't they just declare one the antipope? I'm currently reading a book on medieval history but I haven't gotten to that part yet.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

if the first pope abdicates, and he's infallible, then i'd think his abdication is infallible as well? just guessing since i'm not a catholic.

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link

Yeah there have been two popes before. Lots of Evangelicals are into pope conspiracies tho, and this guy is socially liberal, making for a healthy market for pope Birtherism.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Pope Palpatine vs Pope Obi-wan

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

i know 3 of you just went to work on lightsaber duel jpgs

really gonna get no traction with "Clinton sucks" articles here, right?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

What makes you think no one's read them?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

Most of us have been posting "HRC sucks" articles since Teapot Dome.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

i'm always interested in seeing the brave new frontiers plumbed by a particularly groundbreaking 'clinton sucks' article

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/summary.php?cid=N00000019&cycle=2008

Unless things change drastically I think it's pretty safe to assume she will remain a pro-banking corporate democrat and most "HRC sucks" articles will just be nit-picking.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

morbius, plenty of us hate HRC and we've made it clear! but if it continues to fuel your sense of superiority to think we're all her shills, by all means, continue...

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

he thinks this place is an extension of the DNC and the DLC, which can happen with the wrong bifocals.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

i love HRC but it's not bc i'm ignorant of left-wing complaints about her so no need to keep posting the same screed on my behalf.

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link

maybe we can get you two your own secret borad to talk past each other on

jennifer islam (silby), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

he thinks this place is an extension of the DNC

I don't, goddamn you, but I don't understand the endless teeheeing at the GOP clowncar, who I find about as funny as actual clowns.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

amateurist i know from your film predilections that your sense of superiority lies elsewhere.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

btw if you hate HilRod, but are voting for her in Nov 2016, both she and Mordy thank you and invite you to the inauguration.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

oh I don't really care if anyone else votes for her I'm not that enthusiastic I just like her

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

mordy can I be yr date to the inaugural I want to listen to fleetwood mac

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

so '92, yesterday's gone

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

I saw Mac during the last tour they're still great

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

^

example (crüt), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

btw if you hate HilRod, but are voting for her in Nov 2016, both she and Mordy thank you and invite you to the inauguration.

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:32 (38 minutes ago) Permalink

i have no idea what i'll do in november 2016... because it's 17 months away! i doubt i'll vote for HRC in the primary, but if i'm still in a swing state you bet i'll vote for her over scott walker or rick santorum.

but in any event i don't subscribe to your particular political calculus, which seems designed to achieve nothing but a sense of self-satisfaction, may the world rot.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

i've been experiencing for the past five years the effect of republicans controlling every branch of government, and it's far uglier than anything you've experienced in NY, believe me.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

Barney Frank: "Never let the other side think you’re satisfied; you should always be asking for more; and you best maximize gains in fact by minimizing them in characterization, until and unless you are a hundred percent successful."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

Once upon a time I considered myself one of those people who, to quote Charles Pierce, claim independence as “a way to buff up your intellect by staying above the hurly-burly of ordinary politics.” But when you live in a red state that's going to sink in five feet of water you do what you can.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

i have never been remotely interested in buffing up my intellect through voting for the most overrated office in the unfree world; don't ascribe balsa-wood motives to everyone.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

it's not as though i'm ascribing them in ignorance!

i've never met anyone who has such scorn for pretty much any political view or even taste profile that is not completely his own (indeed it often seems you will shift your position so as not to achieve any congruence); on the basis on your posts here you seem absolutely consumed by a narcissism of small differences (which you no doubt would characterize as a gaping chasm).

i can't pretend to understand your deeper motives but just based on what i read here i imagine you must find casting smug disdain upon others' opinions rewarding on some level (perhaps only in the short term), because you do it over and over and over etc. again.

i can't think of any other poster on ILX--since i started "contributing," so to speak, in 2002--whose "persona" is so devoted to, and nearly completely identified with, casting scorn on others and greeting every earnest contribution with absolute cynicism.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

and i'm guilty of the same thing! but, i hope, not to the same persistent degree, and not to the exclusion of other things.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

i mean there's no doubt that from a certain point of view, the world is a hopeless and deeply fucked place, as is american politics at most levels, in many places. but you'd think those facts would lend you a bit of empathy rather than the presumption that you're the last honest man.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

this is not worth arguing about for the millionth time guys

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

the gop '16 field has decided to adopt a platform of slut shaming and man-splaining

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

a cavalcade of failures: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n12/chris-lehmann/the-candidates

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah, you're right. sorry all.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

oh man, that LRB piece is great, although frankly they are too kind to scott walker.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

for example it fails to mention how many people working for walker (as both governor and in his previous role as milwaukee county executive) have been indicted/convicted of various abuses of their positions.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link

otoh it has hipped me to the wonderful descriptor "lying crapweasel"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

the jeb bush parts are big lols @ the concept of board of directors

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

fuckthread byethread

let me know when the "big guy" has a coronary

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

see you in 24 hours!

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

it's not as though i'm ascribing them in ignorance!

i was addressing Soto, you stool.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

The thing I find mystifying about these chucklefuck campaigns is they are like 100% of the time dominated by infighting in the inner circle of managers, confidantes, and cousins on payroll. Maybe it's all this campaigning starting a year and a half out from the election keeping people from actually preparing.

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 11 June 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link

Fighting over crumbs from oligarchs ennit

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

really really wish i liked hillary more

a lot of my issues aren’t from left or right

but like clinton foundation; email thing; etc :/

well, all politicians are slime i guess

& oughtn't let perfect be enemy of the good (but)

drash, Thursday, 11 June 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

not all politicians are slime

but i agree w/ last statement, although to rephrase "don't let the good be the enemy of the mediocre"

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 11 June 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link

"don't let the good be the enemy of the mediocre"

yes i think this is more accurate

drash, Thursday, 11 June 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link

Robert Costa ‏@costareports 1m1 minute ago
Why did Bush tap Diaz? Friends say they grew chummy on road, both intense night owls and non-stop e-mailers

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

e-mailing!

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link

worst slash fiction ever

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 June 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

not all politicians are slime

Yeah, sorry, gonna need names.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

there's Pat Carver of Rexburg, Idaho, recently elected to the city council. she hasn't started her term yet but people say that she appears to have her heart in the right place, she's a good listener, has a few interesting ideas regarding municipal infrastructure that she would like to bring up early in her -- oh wait, this just in she's been served charges for embezzlement and aggravated assault. so yeah they're all slime

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

this guy represents my district and i like him a lot

Mordy, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

Pelosi's as good as they come imo. Feingold, Mikulski, hell Sanders too - I'll stan for them.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

emailer emailer mail me an eel

how's life, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

wow cant believe u guys like politicians those clowns down in dc what clowns

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

'politicians suck': probably the lowest level of political engagement possible

Mordy, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link

just a buncha clowns dont know what the heck theyre doin down there fn clowns unbelievable

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3W1BiUjp0

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link

The headline on bloomberg right now is "Walker: I like Marco Rubio a lot"

Then they showed a clip of walker saying that, and he speculated about the possibility of a walker/Rubio ticket, saying they'd have to arm wrestle to determine who would be on the top of the ticket.

So there you go, it's settled on the GOP side.

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

it's odd how Walker's currently in front of a bunch of polls, and yet I see almost zero news pieces on him

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

you should move to wisconsin, you'll have more than your fill

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

I read a Walker horror story every day, most recently regarding Wisconsin university system. But Scarbra and "Mika" don't consider it news.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

feel free to post some - if it's not on WaPo/NYT/SF Chronicle I generally don't see it

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

This one is delicious.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

The Koch brothers signaled furiously that Walker is their preferred guy, but they aren't loading him up with cash this early. Too much chance of Walker failing and their possibly alienating the affections of whoever succeeds.

Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

so what would potentially sink Walker - corruption charges?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Voters getting to know him

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

A speaking style that increasingly grates the more you hear it.

Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Voters getting to know him

idk he seems to be doing okay in the state he governs

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

aka The Cheesehead State

Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Mark Kirk said Lindsay graham is "a bro with no ho"

I have no idea how that happened, I'm getting all my news from a scrolling text bar on bloomberg tv in a waiting room

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

just a no ho bro, no homo

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

I mean

DJP, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Sen. Mark Kirk regrets calling Lindsey Graham a 'bro with no ho'

soref, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

I don't even know what to do with myself here

DJP, Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEie7fPWhVI

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! (crüt), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

mark kirk is also widely assumed to be gay FWIW

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

the no ho bro should be cut like an afro

http://starrizzo.tripod.com/Graphics/bbd1.gif

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

b-b-Boys II Men ABC DNC

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

idk he seems to be doing okay in the state he governs

He beat two weak opponents and won a recall election in a context where many people felt a recall was inappropriate. His current polling here (OK, as of 2 months ago but it's the latest I've got) is 41% approve, 56% disapprove, and he gets crushed head-to-head against HRC (again, I agree, too early to really ask this, but those are the numbers we have.) I don't think anybody here thinks he would still be governor if Feingold had been willing to run, but Feingold doesn't want to be governor, he wants to be a Senator again, which he will be in two years' time.

https://law.marquette.edu/poll/2015/04/16/marquette-law-school-poll-finds-walker-job-approval-down/

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

I posted in the other thread that he's about to start a fight over tenure.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

Oh it's already started

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

Mr. Obama has rarely employed the kind of face-to-face lobbying and arm-twisting of lawmakers that previous presidents have found to be effective. But the fight for authority to negotiate new trade deals has been different, with Mr. Obama repeatedly urging lawmakers in both parties to support him.

lol imagine if he had this much get-up-and-go during the rest of his administration

Mordy, Friday, 12 June 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link

oops wrong thread

Mordy, Friday, 12 June 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/elections/presidential/caucus/2015/06/12/iowa-straw-poll/71116276/

The Iowa Straw Poll is no more. lol

Johnny Fever, Friday, 12 June 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

lol these clowns:

Walker credits Act 10 in part for the decline in Wisconsin’s unemployment rate since he took office in 2011 and has said he considers right-to-work “one more arrow in that quiver” for the creation of jobs. But since 2011, the state has fallen to 40th out of the 50 states in job growth and 42nd in wage growth, according to an analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics data conducted by The Capital Times of Wisconsin. Act 10, officially called the Wisconsin Budget Repair Bill, was supposed to fix persistent budget shortfalls by lowering labor costs and eliminating union rules. But Wisconsin’s two-year projected budget deficit has actually increased; in May, the Legislature approved a $250 million cut to the state’s prized university system to help close the gap. Wisconsin is now among the top 10 states people move out of.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

the no ho bro brouhaha continues:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/sen-lindsey-graham-responds-bro-184629920.html

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

the walker/GOP strategy is to do things that will raise the deficit, then cut spending on social programs, education, etc. and claim their hands were forced b/c deficits!

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Friday, 12 June 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

which is working oh so well in Kansas

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link

HilRod having her big rally today on ROOSEVELT Island when her Hubba destroyed the last vestiges of the New Deal -- well, doesn't the symmetrical beauty of it make you want to cry?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 June 2015 13:19 (nine years ago) link

RIP social security, 8hr work week, minimum wage, federal income tax, sorry bubba murdered u

Οὖτις, Saturday, 13 June 2015 13:28 (nine years ago) link

HilRod having her big rally today on ROOSEVELT Island when her Hubba destroyed the last vestiges of the New Deal -- well, doesn't the symmetrical beauty of it make you want to cry?

Film at 11.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 June 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link

ROOSEVELT ISLAND SINKS INTO THE RIVER

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 June 2015 13:33 (nine years ago) link

x-posts: Isn't it pretty precisely what Naomi Klein called 'The Shock Doctrine'? It's played out all over Europe as well after the crisis. Neo-liberal answers to a neo-liberal made crisis. For some weird reason, has resulted in slowest recovery pretty much ever.

Frederik B, Saturday, 13 June 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Roosevelt Island is already an active symbol of Nixon and George Romney eviscerating the federal housing program and leaving its masterplan incomplete for decades, only for private enterprise to step in with market rate crap in the Bush era. Too complicated. On the other hand it means you get an okay stretch of Manhattan as a backdrop.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 June 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mjWGQJA.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

jeb logo lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHdrP54UMAA4Y-g.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

lol no way

Clay, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

yep

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

Back in the 1980s Oregon's governor was a nice, but very drab fellow named Victor Atiyeh. Of course, his re-election lawn signs and bumper stickers all read: Atiyeh!
As if his very name conjured up uncontrollable excitement. Jeb is reminiscent of Vic.

Aimless, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

That looks like the title card for a TGIF sitcom.

Frederik B, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

twitter think so too

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHebCS7WoAECikY.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

I'm finally in sync with the twitter-brain! I feel like a scientologist who has gone clear.

Frederik B, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

it is wonderful to me how bad Jeb is at this stuff, I'm luvin it

Clay, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

I mean, that's the Alf font, right?

brimstead, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Wasn't that his Fla. logo too?

pplains, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Well maybe not the same font

http://i.imgur.com/HAK8fbG.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

if i were him, i would constantly be like "Jeb...sounds an awful lot like JOBS if u ask me. Hilary? doesnt even come close to sounding like jobs" in my commercials, i think that wins him the presidency

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

I like the cut of his Jeb

soref, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

^^campaign slogan

soref, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

I mean, that's the Alf font, right?

― brimstead, Sunday, June 14, 2015 5:15 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both acronyms too!

lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

fixed

http://i.imgur.com/ee7oIl0.gif

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

kinda reminds me of the coca-cola logo as well

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

exclam point means stage musical, ya dopes

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

lmao fox is gonna hold a second tier debate for the candidates who dont fit in the first one!

lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

glad to see that trump will be debating somewhere, then

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

lol if Fox is having to create a second debate just so you can get on tv, you probably aren't going to win anything. Have some self respect, candidates!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

maybe it'll be like the premier league and the best of the second tier debaters will win the right to ascend to the first group

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

but no one, including the candidates themselves, will know who will rise to the top tier until the host of the debate gives them a rose

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

weird to use an acronym that isn't all caps

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Can't wait to start filling out my brackets.

pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VpLoops.png

ty 4 info

lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

He's not running just to clinch a book deal?

Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link

I will run to win a book deal.

pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

hey look they found a black guy to stand behind JE!

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

never seen him give a speech before. this is pretty leaden.

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

he sounds even more like Will Ferrell than Will-Ferrell-doin-Dubya

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

lol now he's shitting on Obama's record as a senator...? cuz Senators are more cowardly legislators than governors, or something? lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

not pictured: Lucy/football

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Miami made history for hosting two local boys announcing their prez candidacy, so on behalf of a penitent county I'm sorry.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

apology not accepted

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link

not pictured: Lucy/football

Guess she didn't make it down from Roosevelt Island.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

Florida man runs for president

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SjzKJyy.jpg

Can I still vote for this guy?

pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

part of Florida's 1 percent too!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

pic of jeb running is so beautiful i want to cry

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

Adviser: jeb u need to look relaxed, what relaxes u more than anything
Jeb: watching marching band youtubes
Adviser: ok I want us to channel that shit today

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

Irl lol at Lucy/football, because for the guy I thought was the presumptive R nominee, he's proving to be very Charlie Brown-like.

Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

don't you mean Carlos Brown

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

Jeb running is like Chariots of Dipshit

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

nuce to see MomBar on the right b.g., having been waterboarded into enthusiasm

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link

Jeb running is like Forest Gump.

nickn, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link

"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd, in a lengthy and meandering speech that hit on his signature issues like currency manipulation from China and job creation, as well as taking shots at the president and his competitors on the Republican side.

"Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.

Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."

The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.

Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

I feel like that running jpg is just screaming for some 'shops - get on it, internet

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

sorry, i'm too busy imagining trump actually ending his speech with "Sadly the American dream is dead," and walking off the stage, perhaps running back on to remind everybody of the value of his real estate portfolio

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

man I really hope the GOP keeps us this one-new-candidate-a-day rate for oh at least a few more weeks

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

wouldn't have expected more republicans know trump than sharpton

example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uxoGdFZ.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

the Apprentice is a v popular show iirc

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

use your Trump cards to strike popular deals!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah i 4got he has a show

example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

Maybe not for long - I remember reading that a big reason he walked back from the brink of his last "run for president" was that it would have required him to give up hosting The Apprentice (or forced NBC to give each of the other candidates their own prime time show, I guess). So if he's in "for real" this time, maybe he's gonna hand off hosting duties to one or another of his horrifying spawn?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

lol donald trump is not "really" running for president donald trumps entire purpose in life is to generate publicity for donald trump which everyone happily plays along with because he is so comically hateful

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

he's the trump, we're the chumps

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

operation: chumped by trump

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin
Jeb Bush is THE GODFATHER III of candidates.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

good primer on the donalds fake/inherited money http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/23/business/yourmoney/whats-he-really-worth.html

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

1982 Wealth: Share of Fred's estimated $200 million fortune. Forbes explains: "Consummate self-promoter. Building Trump Tower next to Tiffany's. Angling for Atlantic City casino." Forbes quotes Donald: "'Man is the most vicious of animals and life is a series of battles ending in victory or defeat."'

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

So basically Trump is most politicians if they were less humble.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link

he should have used that in his speech

chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFZEPGgWEAAvwzN.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

er that should have been accompanied by
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFZEPGhWAAAz7EM.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

just a less masculine, perhaps not-as-rich Ann Coulter

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

not with trump running or halperin being a fucking dolt, i mean, technically, with those tweets. the 2nd one doesn't appear in his feed!

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

in trump the game you actually win money when you land on bankrupt

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

halperin is so far past self parody hes come around the other side

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

what's the opposite of parody - propaganda?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

I responded.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

ha yeah otm xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

it's so weird: click on that 2nd tweet (the "D+ substance" one) then click on his tl from there -- the D+ tweet is missing. it's not shown in his list of media either. what's going on? did he delete it? some kind of caching issue? wtf i feel like i'm going nuts

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

halp-

erin

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

the d+ tweet is from months ago

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

his tweet is D+

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

substance up like trump

example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

oh ffs

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

lol

i'm staring at the timestamps but not the date

goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

i'm staring at the timestamps but not the date

― goole

the first sentence of Mark Halperin's bildungsroman.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

man how did the trumpsta acquire so much substance that quickly

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

hes just that good frankly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

oh that's good

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:52 (nine years ago) link

Do we need another thread to carry us through fall? This one's long already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link

I guess we could make it "official"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link

Official Statement from Neil Young:

"Donald Trump was not authorized to use "Rockin' In The Free World" in his presidential candidacy announcement. Neil Young, a Canadian citizen, is a supporter of Bernie Sanders for President of the United States of America."

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Lol

We have a thread for that btw

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

I say we keep this thread going until all the Republicans have finished announcing.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link

Vice President Joe Biden has still not ruled out a 2016 presidential run and will make his intentions known by Aug. 1, according to two Democratic sources who have been in contact with his family. While the loss of his son, Beau Biden, last month paused any political planning by the vice president, the sources tell U.S. News that family members have indicated a White House run is still a possibility. He plans to announce his decision sometime prior to the beginning of August. Dick Harpootlian, former chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party, says Biden previously indicated to him he would likely make up his mind in July.

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/run-2016/2015/06/17/joe-biden-hasnt-ruled-out-a-2016-run-will-decide-by-august

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

He's been doing that for 27 years, and I still don't view him as more than a personable talking head on the MacNeil/Lehrer newshour.

Warren > Bernie > Chafee > HillaryDynasty > JebDynasty > the scary ones.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

I was thinking that surely it hurts Chafee to have crossed the floor but then Reagan switched allegiance too (earlier in his career). Also Rick Perry.

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

We've got a new thread, crew:

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Mods, close this one, please...?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 June 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link

not the same topic

but i need to stop anyway

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 June 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

scenes from marco rubio's snapchat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJZuT5AUYAEqeYd.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Not casting stones, but these Iowa photos kill me.

http://i.imgur.com/18Ui4Bf.png

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

guys, we've got a thread for this already. I don't wanna look at Walker and HRC more than I must.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Hillary/key party

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Karl did it first.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

i'm not sure what's so funny about those photos. middle-aged women in iowa can't be concerned about world events?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

furniture

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

the # of people

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

talking about ISIS when you do not have a professional sports team

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

cabinetry

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

tuck in your stomach, buddy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

that's the little walk/run you do when you're crossing the street but it changes to the "don't walk" sign halfway and there are a bunch of cars waiting for you

wope, wope, wope, wope, wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

or when the microwave timer is going off and you have company and you have considerable distance to cover

wope wope wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

"Talking ISIS with Folks in Iowa" my second favorite Billy Bragg album.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

that scott walker pose is the exact thing i do when i cut farts with gusto in my house

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

dude it's summer

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/620664029644750848

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

hey he loves cutting stuff

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

this didn't come out as planned but whatever

http://38.media.tumblr.com/bac78626b4572fd2639bbcee69b3d06f/tumblr_nrign7u71v1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

Should we not have locked this thread by now?

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 07:12 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

It's hard to believe this Minion meme on a t-shirt loser got embarrassed by Trump at every step.

https://i.imgur.com/3WWFsq1.png

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 13 June 2021 07:29 (three years ago) link


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