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cuz Jonah said so.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link

sounds like an impending disaster! can we buy reverse credit-default-swaps on obamacare's house?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link

our friend:

In the latest Need to Know, Mona Charen starts off by talking about music. Then she gets into the tawdry subject of Bill Ayers, that “old, washed-up terrorist,” as John McCain described him during the 2008 campaign. We also talk about IRS harassment, Barack Obama, and the press. Mona gives a social-science tour de force on the matter of family breakdown. We wax lyrical, and truthful, about the ability of free enterprise, under the rule of law, to uplift the poor.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 February 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link

please add truthful to the thread title somehow

mustread guy (schlump), Saturday, 8 February 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

The Value of Putin
Putin ends up existing to warn us in the West of what we are not.
By Victor Davis Hanson

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

All that said, there is a value for us in Putin. I don’t mean the strange Pat Buchanan–style admiration for Putin’s creepy reactionary social agenda and his tirades about Western social decadence. Rather, I refer to Putin’s confidence in his unabashedly thuggish means, the brutal fashion in which a modern state so unapologetically embraces the premodern mind to go after its critics, be they journalists or academics, or stifles free debate without worry over Western censure. Putin is a mirror showing more than just what we should not be.

We in the West get into fiery debates over civil union versus gay marriage as the appropriate legal means of recognizing homosexual unions, with all the accompanying charges of insensitivity — without much notice of how the vast majority of gays are treated elsewhere in the world. In contrast, Putin, mostly to global silence, does nothing as his thugs with impunity terrorize gay activists (who mostly demonstrate for basic freedom of speech, not marriage). Miley Cyrus insults our sensibilities and becomes fabulously rich; the Pussy Rioters go to jail.

We in California divert life-saving water to save a baitfish; Putin’s $50 billion Olympics may prove to be an ecological disaster.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link

that goddamn miley always insulting my sensibilities, maybe she should go to jail, makes you think

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

on first glance I thought VDH had written Miley was an ecological disaster.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

lol @ the idea that the star of Hannah Montana had to insult our sensibilities in order to become fabulously rich

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

the Pussy Rioters insult our sensibilities and go to jail

bet VDH smacked his lips over that one

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

the life we save might be a baitfish

miserable pissy riot (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

We in California divert life-saving water to save a baitfish

i hate him so much

there's no water to divert or not divert. that's the problem. that's the fact.

goole, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link

yup. we should be building new reservoirs, not debating this non-issue

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

In contrast, Putin, mostly to global silence, does nothing as his thugs with impunity terrorize gay activists (who mostly demonstrate for basic freedom of speech, not marriage).

this isn't true you lying sack of shit

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

also "Well, we in the liberal West don't care about gays unless they demonstrate for marriage" fuck you

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

You know he can't hear you, right?

waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

oh shit how do I retract

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

lol at right-wing putin envy. here's the best part:

Putin is almost Milton’s Satan — as if, in his seductive evil, he yearns for clarity, perhaps even a smackdown, if not just for himself, for us as well. He is not the better man than Obama but, again like Milton’s Satan, the more interesting, if only because he reminds of us of our own limitations.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

this is a whole other kettle of right-wing zaniness but TAC's rod dreher -- who normally writes as the magazine's token 'thoughtful christian' voice -- wrote some really disgusting, hateful, misogynistic stuff about pussy riot, pretty much applauding their arrest. finally got me to quit reading that site altogether, except for larison.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:05 (ten years ago) link

did they just compare obama to god? or is it just any american president who's god.

"there are some people to whom health-insurance ought to remain an aspirational luxury"

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/arkansas-private-option-medicaid-021114

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link

goole! Your boy has some thoughts on feminism.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link

always behind his own stable, that guy

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/370451/feminist-mystique-kevin-d-williamson

goole, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

Feminism began as a simple grievance, mutated into a kind of conspiracy theory (with “patriarchy” filling in for the Jews/Freemasons/Illuminati/Bohemian Grove/reptilian shape-shifters/the fiendish plot of Dr. Fu Manchu/etc.), spent the 1980s in grad school congealing into a ridiculous jargon, and with the booming economy of the 1990s was once again reinvented, this time as a career path.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link

^^ NRO knows its audience.

Aimless, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

a challenger appears

http://thefederalist.com/

goole, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

Celebrate Love, Not War: Don’t Use Valentine’s Day to Attack Men

Yes, men and women are different. But the answer is not a feminist Promised Land that is exhausting, devoid of love, and not much fun at all.

goole, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

Bill De Blasio’s Law Enforcement Racket

Is Bill de Blasio about to take New York City’s public safety back to the bad old days of rampant street crime and murder – or is it just a charade?

goole, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

Most of these contra-feminist pieces rely on the technique of first defining feminism in exactly the terms they prefer to apply to it, then attacking that version. The inevitable conclusion: feminism is horrible and ought to be rejecting by all right-thinking people. What is rarely clear is what they endorse, which is usually a misty, nebulous, sentimental warm-fuzziness that they are certain would arise spontaneously if only feminism weren't impeding its arrival.

Aimless, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

I'd say that's the least of their problems, but you are not wrong.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

if they're attempting to rebrand the war on women as just ye olde war on feminism that's probably the smartest response they've had yet (/= actual smart respone ftr). there's still alot of women, esp among independent voters, that reject the feminist label cuz they 'don't hate men' or some other taylor swift reason.

balls, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/370957/print

Geographically, trans in Latin is a preposition that meant “on the other side” (Caesar refers to the Germans, who dwell “trans Rhenum,” on the other side of the Rhine) and cis meant “on the same side” (Livy describes how in early Rome a certain banished ethnic group, if caught “cis Tiberim,” on this side of the Tiber, had the price of their liberty set at a thousand units of bronze, which sounds like a good deal more than the Gang of Eight would ask for).

Where we now like to apply these to galling (for some) concepts about gender and sex, the Romans used them as prefixes to refer to the province of Gaul that was on the same side of the Alps as the city of Rome — Cisalpine Gaul — and the part that was on just the other side — Transalpine Gaul.

haha

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link

sorry I guess this isn't from The Corner, just NRO.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

what we claim is lawless unconstitutional kenyan muslimism under soetero we'd be cool with under the mormon

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/370854/democrats-media-slam-president-romney-over-health-care-law-changes-charles-c-w-cooke

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

thohan
• 3 hours ago

Excellent piece. It's nice to have guys like Cooke on my side.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

Check Your Privilege, Facebook! Social Media Giant Slights Members of 51st Gender
By Alec Torres
February 13, 2014 4:34 PM
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As Patrick Brennan recently discussed on the Corner, it’s getting harder to know how to refer to another person’s gender(s). Now, Facebook is making it even harder.

The Associated Press recently broke the news that Facebook now offers users a customizable gender option with about 50 different gender-identifying terms people can use to describe themselves along with three separate pronoun choices: him, her, or them.

The grammatical debate over the application of the plural pronoun “them” to a single subject aside, it’s a sad sign of the times that Facebook excluded whatever the 51st gender descriptor is, thus committing a hate crime against the dozens of people who probably describe themselves with said descriptor.

How dejected — nay depressed — must flexual people feel knowing that Facebook now accepts cisgender females, Trans*Men, and Trans*Males (don’t worry, the distinctions elude me, too) but not them and their girlfag peers.

Or what of all the trigender people who find out that Facebook will let one choose up to “bigender” but not beyond. They must be at least a third as offended as the flexuals.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 February 2014 21:43 (ten years ago) link

it gives me pleasure to think how bad these assholes are gonna hate the future

joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 13 February 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

xpost amen
fuck y'all str8 men

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link

jesus christ, that Charles C. W. Cooke 'satire' piece has its head so far up its ass, it could probably discover three or four new genders just by opening its eyes

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:22 (ten years ago) link

I used to be way into subjecting myself to the internet conservative cesspool; nice to see that the quality of the prose hasn't slipped:

Among her most enthusiastic boosters is Cecile Richards, daughter of the late Texas governor, who is paid nearly a half-million dollars a year for her work defending the surgical dismemberment of unborn children in the furtherance of sexual convenience.

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

... And You Will Know Her by the Surgical Dismemberment of Unborn Children in the Furtherance of Sexual Convenience

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link

also, I mean, just, huge roffles at these guys scratching their heads all "The ideology of feminists is incoherent—some of them want one thing, but others want this different thing!! Whatta buncha flighty dames!!!!" (You don't need to keep capitalizing 'feminist' — ED.)

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link

"why is it okay for Hillary to call other women in politics 'whiny', but not for me, a white man at a computer, to continue dragging Anita Hill's name through the mud??" *tears flow into bib*

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

hahahaha

WilliamC, Saturday, 15 February 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link

It’s one thing to be tolerant of what once were known as “alternative lifestyles.” It’s another thing to be asked to celebrate them, as the exuberant mythologizers of Michael Sam and Johnny Weir ask us to do. And it is way beyond the pale to hold forth on any sort of sex life — perhaps apart from self-restraint — as if it’s a form of heroism.

Yet the culture of the professional Left, enthusiastically aided by the establishment media, is going bonkers in pushing active homosexuality (or any one of several exotic variants thereof) as an absolute virtue. One can hardly turn around these days without facing, in fiction or in real life, what amounts to homosexual chic. From the amount of primetime air time afforded to gay Americans, one would think they constitute at least a large minority of the population, rather than the 3 to 5 percent they actually do.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” as Seinfeld wisdom had it. Most Americans assuredly don’t much care what other people do as long, as the saying goes, as they “don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.” And if the Bible tells us it’s a sin, well, we can leave that issue between the putative sinner and a God famous for both judgment and mercy. Our job, speaking spiritually rather than physically, is to love our neighbor, not from some misguided impulse to charity but instead genuinely, as equals — and to worry about not committing our own particular brands of transgression.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

active homosexuality (or any one of several exotic variants thereof)

ooh do tell!

*fans self*

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

Steve_Seattle • 33 minutes ago

For liberals, it is an easy step to go from support of fornication, abortion, pornography, and prostitution to support of homosexuality. It costs them nothing, while giving them an opportunity to bash conservatives as bigoted and unenlightened. For that reason alone, the MSM will not soon drop this issue.
But I sometimes wonder how sincere is this liberal celebration of homosexuality. In less-guarded forms of liberalism, such as blue-collar liberalism, you still hear gay jokes and gay epithets, and these typically go unchallenged even if the participants don't care much about gay marriage. And in unguarded moments, liberals such as Alec Baldwin resort to gay epithets when they are angry, or will refer to some conservative as a "closet homosexual."

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

I am looking forward to crowds of conservatives, milling about, holding crude signs and fervently chanting, "Down with fornication!"

Aimless, Monday, 24 February 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link

For liberals, it is an easy step to go from support of fornication, abortion, pornography, and prostitution to support of homosexuality.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kYBdM44_J58/Sa3OeSHaArI/AAAAAAAABbU/k2MeHt1WpXE/s400/PornInUtah.JPG

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 24 February 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link

anita queen?

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 February 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link

heelllooo loyal subjects!

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 24 February 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Quin Hillyer

goole, Monday, 24 February 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

Decline Is a Choice. A Bad One. But People Still Choose It. I Don't Understand It. Decline Is Bad. Hello. Is This On.

goole, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vrib3xM.png

bnw, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link

The best comment I've seen in forever, on Roy Edroso's alicublog about Rich Lowry and this whole Arizona thing:

Also, if you go back to Quin Hillyer on the fainting couch about Johnny Weir gaying up figure skating, this week brings us National Review writers protecting the following from gays: 1) figure skating 2) bakers 3) florists 4) photographers. They can't even figure out which end of the slippery slope is which.

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Charles Pierce had fun with LOLry: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Brewer_Veto

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link

nutrition information labels about to become "a whole lot more intrusive":

These reforms are not minor. The most important change is that they are increasing the size of a serving, so all foods and beverages will immediately appear to be more calorie-laden than before. Anyone watching their calories could be easily caught out by this, and eat less, for instance. But that is irrelevant to the main point at issue here — the role of the First Lady.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

Today's nutrition labels state the size of a serving and the number of calories in a serving of that size. Under the immanent doomsday scenario, nutrition labels will *gasp* state the size of a serving and the number of calories in a serving of that size.

Aimless, Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link

dlh you dropped the best line:

But that is irrelevant to the main point at issue here — the role of the First Lady. As one food-industry insider told Politico, “I don’t think anyone is going to be foolish enough to attack the first lady — that’s just stupid.”

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

how wrong you are, food-industry insider

goole, Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link

Henry Burlingame • 42 minutes ago
How about a regulation requiring Michelle Obama to put a warning label on her fat ass?

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

With all that exercise and healthy eating? I think not.

Spaghetti Sauce Shampoo (Moodles), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

yeah. i have a crush on FLOTUS, and i'm pretty sure that's the first time in my lifetime i could say that.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link

did nothing for me.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

what about Nancy?

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

I hear she gave Too $hort a blowjob

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

yeah 'michelle obama is disgustingly hypocritically fat' is one of those rightwing memes that's so mystifying i don't know if it's misogyny or racism or what kind of insanity.

balls, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link

"or"

difficult listening hour, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link

they also think her clothing style is "trashy"

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 February 2014 04:44 (ten years ago) link

racogyny

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Friday, 28 February 2014 09:22 (ten years ago) link

or assholism, that trips off the tongue a little better

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Friday, 28 February 2014 09:22 (ten years ago) link

they also think her clothing style is "trashy"

Michelle Obama is exquisitely well-dressed.

A specialist in foolery (Michael White), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

misogyny, racism, and closeted homosexuality :)

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:36 (ten years ago) link

obama dentata

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:38 (ten years ago) link

classic headline and byline:

How We Can Make Putin Pay, and Why We Must
By Elliott Abrams
March 3, 2014 2:44 PM

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link

Putin pays $50 at least


During investigation of the Iran-Contra Affair, Lawrence Walsh, the Independent Counsel tasked with investigating the case, prepared multiple felony counts against Abrams but never indicted him.[24] Instead, Abrams cooperated with Walsh and entered into a plea agreement wherein he pled guilty to two misdemeanors of withholding information from Congress.[25] He was sentenced to a $50 fine, probation for two years, and 100 hours of community service.

bnw, Monday, 3 March 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link

I constantly see Right Wing relatives comparing her to Marie Antoinette and seem to think that the Obamas are living like monarchy while the rest of the US starves which is a little odd to me because nothing they do seems flashy and I think they take fewer vacations than other families in the White House.

akm, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

They hate success.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, last week, I felt a surge of bitterness. Why? I am disliking the current occupant of the White House more than ever. And, on seeing this house, I winced. And then I caught myself: "Come on, Jay. It's still the White House. Presidents come and go. This is a great and glorious country, with a constitution, separation of powers, regular elections . . . Don't have an ‘our planes' attitude." Like others, I suppose, I have to remind myself of this from time to time. I think I'll need ever more frequent reminders in coming years.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link

it's just... sometimes it's so hard to be a jingoistic fuckhead, you know?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

well, yeah

It's so extra funny when these types complain about unemployed people being lazy and liberals not wanting to work and stuff. This guy's job is basically transcribing a toddler-age hissy fit into a string of multisyllabic words.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link

Mr. Farrow and the Obama Syndrome
By Victor Davis Hanson
March 4, 2014 1:08 PM
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Young, charismatic, good-looking, hip, and glib are all superficial traits that supposedly cerebral liberal elites have a bad habit of believing trump experience, knowledge, humility, and what the Greeks called pathei mathos, learning through requisite pain. Once someone is acclaimed as a liberal prodigy by elites, stamped with the right Ivy League brand and aristocratic contacts that resonate through networking and cocktail parties along the Boston to D.C. corridor, all normal cross-examination seems to end.

He is anointed a genius—and then usually Nemesis strikes, in the fashion that the once just-about-to-be-appointed New York senator Caroline Kennedy could not find a polling place or finish a sentence without a “you know” (142 times in an interview), or Barack Obama became Phaethon, his crashing chariot our presidency, and his collision scorching those below him. Harvard Law can teach one everything one needs to know except how to pronounce corpsmen, establish a deadline, red line, or step-over line, and why not to be post-election flexible with Vladimir Putin who really was America’s chief conventional worry all along.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

In which elite prep school did Victor Hanson learn his annoying habit of ill-advised classical allusions?

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

george w, otoh, was pathei mathos incarnate

xp from lewis lapham, no doubt

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

I dropped by VDH's wiki page and (surprise!) I find that he has a PhD from Stanford from which post he berates elitism, and a fellowship at the Hoover Institute from which vantage he berates networking in the Boston to D.C. corridor. No exclusive prep school, though. His Stanford doctorate was in classics, so the urge to flash his credentials is vestigial.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link

Victor Davis Hanson imagines himself a very tall poppy indeed

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

wow, such humility

bnw, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

Vladimir Putin who really was America’s chief conventional worry all along.

this feels like a pretty serious case of retconning

Clay, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

what galling prose

Euler, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

One wonders why "conventional" worries merit a special category of worry, or why he suddenly wants to elevate that category ahead of nuclear worries or terrorist worries, which right-wingers seem to rate far higher than Russian tanks whenever it is more convenient to their aims.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

Vladimir Putin Dr. Doom who really was America’s chief conventional worry all along.

Vladimir Putin who really was America’s chief conventional worry all along.

hey did i just blink or did VDH admit to being wrong about foreign policy for the past 20 years

goole, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link

oh i see he threw "conventional" in there, very clever, doctor

goole, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 01:37 (ten years ago) link

conventional like non-nuclear? conventional like non-terror? conventional like non-?

blot it out (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

Conventional like "white."

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

Rick Perry, intellectual.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

Perry’s roof-raising speech Friday, which was festooned with ten-dollar words and an emphasis on state governance as a mechanism for crowd-sourcing solutions, broke through in part because it came in a new package: Perry the collected-but-not-cool thinking man, wearing a muted tie, a bespectacled elder statesman whose long tenure as chief executive of the Lone Star state bestowed wisdom on him while showering prosperity on Texans.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

"You can’t see Perry’s sensible shoes, but he’s working a subdued, knees-together posture, modestly leaning in to his interlocutor, fully committed to the pursuit of better solutions."

Very disappointed I was not the first to write such insightful prose.

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

Showering prosperity - MAKE IT RAIN!

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Friday, 7 March 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link

so, he put on glasses?

goole, Saturday, 8 March 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

jonah makes a stylistic breakthrough. four pages! subheadings! i think he may have discovered dfw.

So why all the throat clearing about a point anyone this side of Joe Biden can grasp? Well, first of all, if you haven’t learned by now, the G-File is a lot like riding a bike to Gary, Ind.; the best part is the journey, not the destination.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link

[W]hen George W. Bush was proposing to create private accounts for social security, liberals reacted like he wanted to put a Hooters in the Vatican. (That analogy only works if you assume liberals have a sense of piety with regard to the Vatican — or disdain for Hooters. If you can’t get your head around that, substitute “liberals reacted as if he wanted Lena Dunham to stop doing nude scenes and do something worthwhile with her life.”)

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

disraeligears • 2 hours ago

I was watching The Book of Daniel last night, and in it they made a great point of the fact that though Darius did not want to throw Daniel into the lion's den, his advisors, after doing a a laborious search, could find no law which would allow Darius to abrogate his own law. So, with much regret, Daniel had to go into the lion's den, but Obama, having much greater power than the autocrat Darius, can simply make the law whatever suits him at the moment.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link

disraeligears

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link

I can see the congratulatory pat he gives his thigh as he composed the last sentence

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link

Fans of “The Adventures of Letterman” — not the once-funny late-night-talk-show host, but the cartoon from The Electric Company (narrated by Joan Rivers!) – might remember that the superhero used letters to thwart any threat. The villainous (oddly turban-wearing) Spell Binder would use his wand to change the “L” in “light” into an “N” for “night,” causing the world to be plunged into darkness, or he’d change “pear” to “bear,” making things awkward for a young lady who intended to eat a pear. Letterman — who was faster than a rolling “O” — would swoop in to save the day. (Just watch the videos I linked to, it will explain everything.) Post-modernists are a bit like Spell Binder. They hang quotation marks on any capital T Truth and the weight pulls that top bar in the capital letter “T” down until it becomes a smaller, lowercase letter; making “the Truth” into simply “a ‘truth.’”

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link

oddly turban-wearing

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

This makes a Bryn Mawr seminar (unless they prefer to call them “ovulars” now) on post-modern themes in the sermons of Thulsa Doom seem like a really productive use of time.

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 16 March 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link

this convo has gone into weird places but can we all at least agree that obamacare is a job-killing tax-and-spend armaggedon that's ruined the country irreversibly and we are forever doomed i feel like this is now beyond question

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 16 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link

Well, we all know how the 'job creator' class likes the whine the most when things are going their way.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link

likes to whine the most

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/373579/foolish-anti-vax-cause-rich-lowry

here entirely and solely for the comments

goole, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

The problem of reemerging diseases is a problem of illegal
imagration. In third world hell holes they don’t have mandatory vacation protocols for Jenny McCarthy to rail against.
Vaccinated fence jumpers number in the many millions. Anti Vaxers grumble but take the shots or their kids can't go to school.

They come here with the blessing of Marco Rubio and spread
formally dead diseases.

Whooping cough, measles, polio are all making a resurgence
but don’t blame Jenny McCarthy blame Juanita Martinez

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

I propose we make illegal imagration against the law.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link

mandatory vacation protocols

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link

Altalena Vekis • 4 hours ago

And is it just COINCIDENCE that while Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, Lincoln had a secretary named Vaccine?

goole, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

lord help me i lol'd

goole, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

formally dead diseases

Clay, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link

Les maladies revenantes!

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

Spring is upon us at last, and with it is the new spring issue of National Affairs. Among the offerings:

-Jim Manzi on how to revive American innovation
-Ron Haskins on whether government can encourage marriage
-Judah Bellin on reforming student loans
-Gabriel Schoenfeld on the trouble with shield laws
-Ilan Wurman on originalism and the founders
-Diana Schaub on the Gettysburg Address

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 March 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

-Ron Haskins on whether government can encourage marriage

After which he examines whether government can contain communism.

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Monday, 24 March 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

‘Seems an Awful Waste’
By Jay Nordlinger
March 25, 2014 8:36 AM

When I saw the headline “Aborted babies incinerated to heat UK hospitals” (story here), I thought of Sweeney Todd. Reason is, I saw this Sondheim musical recently, and reviewed it here. Sweeney Todd can put you in a macabre frame of mind.

Remember, Mrs. Lovett is a maker of meat pies. Her friend Sweeney has just killed someone — and will kill many more. They are talking about how to dispose of the first victim’s corpse. And Mrs. Lovett gets an idea.

“Well, you know me, sometimes bright ideas just pop right into my head, and I keep thinking . . . Seems a downright shame . . .” Sweeney wonders, “Shame?” Mrs. Lovett continues, “ Seems an awful waste . . . Such a nice plump frame Wot’s-his-name has . . . Had . . . Has . . . Nor it can’t be traced. Business needs a lift — debts to be erased — think of it as thrift. As a gift. If you get my drift . . .”

Sweeney doesn’t. Mrs. Lovett continues, “Seems an awful waste. I mean, with the price of meat what it is, when you get it, if you get it.” Sweeney says, “Ah!” Mrs. Lovett answers, “Good, you got it.”

“Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion,” says Sweeney, “eminently practical and yet appropriate as always. . . . How delectable! Also undetectable.”

A question: If an unborn child is just a “meaningless blob of protoplasm” (the phrase I grew up with), what’s the rumpus about using this blob for a little fuel? Why the squeamishness?

Either it’s a baby or it’s meaningless matter. Decide, please. (The cries I always heard were, “It’s not that simple!” Then you grew up, thought, and realized, “Yeah, it kind of is, actually.”)

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

(the phrase I grew up with)

FUCK BINGO LET'S COMPASSION (stevie), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

I am so glad Jay finally grew up.

I wear the fucking pin, don't I? (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link

"meaningless blob of protoplasm”

25 results, half of them Nordlinger.

Plasmon, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link

“We’re gathered to celebrate Women’s History Month, but I don’t celebrate Women’s History Month,” announced writer Mona Charen, one of the panelists. “It doesn’t interest me whether a person who happens to share my chromosomes sits in the Oval Office. It doesn’t interest me how many women members of the Senate there are.”

What interests Charen and the other women on the stage is their belief, as Charen put it, that “feminism has done so much damage to happiness.” And the solution to this damage, it turns out, is matrimony — the same thing that will solve problems such as income inequality and the Republican Party’s standing among women.

“We should show concern for everybody by extending the marriage franchise to everybody,” panelist Mollie Hemingway proposed. “Everybody go out, right now, go get married if you’re not married,” she said to laughter, “and we should be able to solve all these problems.”

“If we truly want women to thrive,” Charen concurred, “we have to revive the marriage norm.”

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

putting the cats bag in the bag eh

goole, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link

Mona Charen and Hemingway, writers and think tankers, follow that advice obv.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

"We have to revive the marriage, Norm"

http://ifanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/norm-peterson.jpg

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

man, fuck you for making me read dana milbank!

goole, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 18:55 (ten years ago) link

I got a better one for you.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link

holy fuckin shit holy fuckin shit holy fuckin shit holy fuckin shit

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/375135/happiness-jay-nordlinger

goole, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link

hahahahaaaaa omg omg nothing more perfect will happen

goole, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

Before I click, is it anything like Brooks' column

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link

it's definitely an amusing if inevitable development. at the very least they've finally found the guy capable of filling john simon's shoes.

balls, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Please be more direct, editors.

Justice Sotomayor is here arguing in effect that if a constitutional referendum doesn’t go the NAACP’s way, then its effects are invalid. This is not an exaggeration: Justice Soyomayor argues explicitly that Michigan’s voters would have been within their rights to, for example, lobby university authorities to adopt race-neutral admissions standards but that by adopting a constitutional amendment insisting on race neutrality, thereby transferring the decision from the education bureaucrats to the people themselves and their constitution, they “changed the rules in the middle of the game.” Her opinion is legally illiterate and logically indefensible, and the still-young career of this self-described “wise Latina” on the Supreme Court already offers a case study in the moral and legal corrosion that inevitably results from elevating ethnic-identity politics over the law. Justice Sotomayor has revealed herself as a naked and bare-knuckled political activist with barely even a pretense of attending to the law, and the years she has left to subvert the law will be a generation-long reminder of the violence the Obama administration has done to our constitutional order.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

the moral and legal corrosion that inevitably results from elevating ethniccorporate-identity politics over the law

fixed it for ya

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link

Wow so much violence give the US a legal bandaid.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link

ok i'm to the left of sotomayor but i still think her legal reasoning doesn't quite pass the BS detector. the hyperbole and race-baiting surrounding that observation i could do without.

espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link

I somehow doubt you are to left of Sotomayor on issues of affirmative action.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

Kennedy's reasoning OTOH throws off all kinds of BS alarms. "If we talk about race we're perpetuating the idea of race, but if we ignore it it'll all go away like the fantasy it is."

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link

that's the standard right wing line about affirmative action: that it's the REAL racism

espring (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2014 07:32 (nine years ago) link

Kevin Williamson continues to embarrass himself.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

That was the short version??

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:58 (nine years ago) link

think i finally stopped reading this (any future armond reviews aside of course)

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 April 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link

perhaps of use: http://www.donotlink.com

mookieproof, Monday, 28 April 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

Conservative students have to put up with liberal commencement speakers all the time. Democratic and liberal bigwigs dominate the commencement circuit. Once in a blue moon, liberal students (and faculty) are asked to put up with a conservative speaker. But will they? No. At least not at Rutgers. (See the news here.)

Someone on the Democratic side — perhaps President Obama — should say, “I hate the Republican party and everything they stand for, but this is wrong. This is not right in America.” Is there anyone big enough on the Democratic side to do that?

Personally, I wouldn’t like it if a Democratic former secretary of state were hounded out. There has got to be some Democrat, somewhere, who doesn’t like what has happened at Rutgers.

P.S. If conservatives wanted to try their hand at the Left’s game, they could say, “Rutgers apparently can’t stand the sight or sound of an independent black woman.” They could direct the same gibe at Brandeis (for Hirsi Ali). But that is a dirty game.

P.P.S. What a gracious woman Condoleezza Rice is. She should run for president. But then, in view of 2012, does the American public appreciate graciousness? They chose Obama and Biden, those true gents, over Romney and Ryan.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

One of my friends from Standford had Condoleeza Rice as her thesis advisor, I asked if she actually signed her thesis or just stamped it with her cloven hoof.

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:45 (nine years ago) link

Recent losing presidential candidates ranked by graciousness (most gracious to least)

1. McCain
2. Kerry
3. Romney
4. Gore (with much justification)

I don't remember the VPs well enough to really rank them on this scale but terrifyingly enough John Edwards might come out on top here? Tempted to go back one more election, my vague memory is that Jack Kemp despite being politically horrifying in many ways seemed like a relatively gracious dude.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

he was.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

otm:

Andrew C. McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy
Advice for #Benghazi Select Cmte: Don't Draft @AndrewCMcCarthy for special counsel - My @NROcorner post http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/377243/advice-benghazi-select-committee-dont-draft-mccarthy-andrew-c-mccarthy

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Kevin Williams:

His demeanor is that of a man who has been diagnosed with cancer who puts on a brave face, gets up every morning, and reiterates his determination to “beat this thing.” (Not that I don’t think the presidency is a cancer, but that’s a point for a different post.)

It’s a remarkable talent he has. When he was getting beat up politically for his association with that goofy racist clergyman, he lectured us on the evils of racism, as though we’d been the ones sitting in on those hateful sermons. Every time he has some spectacular screw-up, which seems to be about once a quarter, he pronounces himself outraged, as though he had not failed us but had been failed himself.

So Barack Obama has sworn that he will not tolerate the incompetence of the Obama administration. I’d like to think that that means he is going to resign, but I don’t think that’s what he meant.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:09 (nine years ago) link

how witty! watch your back, jay nordlinger! just kiddin' there's room for both

zombie formalist (m coleman), Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

in HELL

zombie formalist (m coleman), Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link

Every time he has some spectacular screw-up, which seems to be about once a quarter, he pronounces himself outraged, as though he had not failed us but had been failed himself.

wow it's almost like authority figures are not omniscient superheroes.

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2014_05/thats_kind_of_racist050539.php

Discussing Williamson's description of African-Americans and all single women

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

remarkably risk-averse compared to traditional conservative constituencies such as white men and business owners.
remarkably risk-averse compared to traditional conservative constituencies such as white men and business owners.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

He's so clueless. Plus I guess he doesn't have an editor (or the editor is just as tone-deaf and insulated regarding how such phrasing looks. He really thinks he's gonna win over support with that line comparing all black people and all single women to folks who call a psychic hotline!)

curmudgeon, Thursday, 29 May 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

George Will on Friday became the latest conservative pundit to attempt to debunk sexual assault statistics, arguing that universities' efforts to address campus rape have made "victimhood a coveted status."

In a column for the Washington Post, Will argues that universities are basing their definition of sexual assault on a "Washington" education, which is leading to inflated statistics.

“They are learning that when they say campus victimizations are ubiquitous ('micro-aggressions,' often not discernible to the untutored eye, are everywhere), and that when they make victimhood a coveted status that confers privileges, victims proliferate," he wrote.

Will offers an anecdote from a student at Swarthmore College, in which a woman reported a rape after a former sexual partner wouldn't take no for an answer. Will implies that because the incident occurred "with a guy with whom she’d been hooking up for three months," she wasn't sexually assaulted.

"I just kind of laid there and didn’t do anything — I had already said no. I was just tired and wanted to go to bed. I let him finish. I pulled my panties back on and went to sleep," the woman wrote about the encounter.

"Six weeks later, the woman reported that she had been raped," Will wrote about the Swarthmore student. "Now the Obama administration is riding to the rescue of 'sexual assault' victims. It vows to excavate equities from the ambiguities of the hookup culture, this cocktail of hormones, alcohol and the faux sophistication of today’s prolonged adolescence of especially privileged young adults."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

first against the wall etc.

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 June 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

as opposed to this cocktail of cocktails, reprehensible right wing ideology, and faux sophistication of today's prolonged senescence of especially especially especially privileged old assholes.

52 hertz so good (Hunt3r), Monday, 9 June 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

Bartender! Two of those, please!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 June 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link

I am glad someone is finally taking a stand against rape victims.

bnw, Monday, 9 June 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

camille paglia covered this pretty exhaustively already

Mordy, Monday, 9 June 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

i suppose if anybody should be able to think they can recognize barely trying

What a piece of shit. I have to say, i thought Ross Douthat's column a few weeks ago on this topic was quite good. Not sure it makes up for that "have more babies, white people!" column, but he clearly put some thought into it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/11/opinion/sunday/douthat-rape-and-the-college-brand.html

JoeStork, Monday, 9 June 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

this guy is always worth reading

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/380024/goes-mosul-kevin-d-williamson

goole, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Conor Friedersdorf in George F. Will's defense:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/06/rage-against-the-outrage-machine/373069/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Also:

Sweet Diversity
By Jay Nordlinger
June 25, 2014 9:06 AM

Sometimes I think that we on the right are the only defenders of diversity.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

i was thinking about polling diversity V. redistribution earlier today. he's right tho that diversity was a right-wing hijacking of policy.

Mordy, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Comments on comments, so glad these people have jobs. Really contributing a lot to make the world a better place.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 June 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 July 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

don't be a loozer

Οὖτις, Monday, 14 July 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Anybody been following the "Postmodern Conservative" blog that relocated to NRO?

it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Armond's movie column?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

NR’s exclusive programs of seminars, receptions, “Night Owls,” and smokers
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Bktad0_PktY/S4h271Q8m9I/AAAAAAAABaI/cugXdbXaSmg/s400/KathrynJeanLopezPortrait.jpg
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

What justification can there be for this? Well, we could talk in general terms about whether “catharsis” or “shock-tactics” might provide one, but the bottom-line is that there can be no justification for “Masters of War” unless the historicist or Leninist theories about war are true .

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 27 July 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link

Mona, count me a churl, but I would not read much into Hillary Clinton’s praise of George W. Bush. She praised him on one ground: his AIDS relief in Africa. That is the one thing Democrats give W. credit for. Sort of like when WFB died, and a lot of people acted like the only thing he had ever done in his whole, long, magnificent life was support the legalization of pot. They thought that was cool.

Two springs ago, I wrote about the dedication ceremony of the GWB Center at SMU. All the former presidents were there, plus the incumbent. And each of the Democrats — Obama, Clinton, and Carter — heaped praise on W. for his policy on Africa. Carter actually said, “Mr. President, let me say that I’m filled with admiration for you and deep gratitude for you,” because of “the great contributions you’ve made to the most needy people on earth.”

Clinton and Obama made the same sounds. Better than nothing, I suppose. But I could get excited if a Democrat praised, say, W.’s stance against “partial-birth abortion.”

(Mona, please feel free to set me straight either here online or in our next podcast. My current mood is decidedly churlish. It seems not to be in a hurry to pass . . .)

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

when will one of the crazed lefties these ppl always complain about messily murder them

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

your mood, Dan, is decidedly churlish.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

what else did WFB do besides inspire faux-intellectualism on the right.

ryan, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Well, this is just a gem: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/384081/smarter-thou-charles-c-w-cooke

Going from angry bitter nerd rant against Fake Nerds to angry bitter nerd rant against the left

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

*clicks* not

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

Woe, that National Review comments section is some ninth circle of hell. Never again...

Both jaunty and authentic (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

Years ago, I worked for a man who was a fairly high-flying lawyer. He went to three storied schools: Princeton, Oxford, and Harvard (in that order, I believe). One day, I got to asking him where he was from. West Virginia, he said. The family was poor. I don’t think there was a father. I believe it was a no-electricity, no-running-water situation. I believe he did not have a proper pair of shoes until 14 or something.

What I remember specifically is this: There were no books in the house, of course. But there was one guy in town who was well off — he was the banker, maybe — and he had books. He let Michael read pretty much all of them.

I remember thinking, “To much of the world, Michael is just another ‘privileged white male.’ Yet if he were of a different color — or even of the other sex — he would be hailed as a great bootstraps story.”

This brings me to Maine: and the governor, Paul LePage. He was born in Lewiston — no garden spot — in 1948. He was the first of 18 children. The family was Franco-American, and French-speaking. Paul’s father was a mill worker and drunk. A violent drunk. He beat the hell out of Paul, who escaped home at age eleven. Paul lived on the streets for two years — sleeping in stables and strip joints and the like. Eventually, a couple of families kept an eye on him. When he got to college age, he could not get in, because his English wasn’t good enough: He spoke French. But he finessed that — there’s a French word — and he worked his way up.

Okay, my point is this: LePage is a conservative Republican — and fantastically, sometimes thrillingly unpolished — but he if were a liberal Democrat, he would be a national celebrity as Horatio Alger incarnate. There’d be movies and songs and poems about him.

Am I expressing conservative paranoia and self-pity about the media and “the culture”? Or am I simply acquainted with reality?

By the way: If Clarence Thomas were a liberal Democrat, instead of a conservative Republican, his story would be taught to every child in the land, and his poster would be ubiquitous on kids’ walls. Hell, he might be on a coin already.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

Imagine a world where our children all had posters of Clarence Thomas instead of Sonya Sotomayor.

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

if ifs and ands were pots and pans...

The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

If Clarence Thomas were a liberal Democrat, instead of a conservative Republican, his story would be taught to every child in the land, and his poster would be ubiquitous on kids’ walls. Hell, he might be on a coin already.

or a Coke can ;-)

zombie formalist (m coleman), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

The Monster Maims without Mercy
By Kathryn Jean Lopez
August 11, 2014 3:09 PM
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I just googled Christians in Iraq and a photo of President Obama playing golf was the first news item that came up.

I’m sorry, but that’s our problem. We act as if everything is the same old political bickering until someone gets hurt. We notice a difference when we are attacked — but here at home. That stops us, obviously.

We pay attention when Ted Cruz or Rand Paul take to the floor of the Senate and read the phone book or otherwise talk until we’re sick of them and/or the news coverage. We notice a difference when Eric Cantor loses when few saw it coming. But everything’s pretty much same-old otherwise. Cynical, yawning, back to our hardened sides or indifference.

But when people are suffering and dying how can we be so comfortable ignoring it – whether they be innocent unborn children or elderly in the hospital or clinic closest to us or families hoping for a better life or Christians refusing to surrender to intolerance or militant Islamic tyranny?

Is this who we are?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 August 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

News flash: K Lopez contemplates becoming Mother Theresa long enough to write a column. Later drops the idea as likely to interfere with her current compassionate lifestyle of pointing our attention at innocent unborn children, elderly in the hospital or clinic closest to us, families hoping for a better life, and Christians refusing to surrender to intolerance or militant Islamic tyranny.

dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Monday, 11 August 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link

kevin d. williamson's latest anti-illinois article begins "Hey, hey craaaaaacka!"

♪♫ teenage wasteman ♪♫ (goole), Monday, 11 August 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Nordlinger has a post about the knockout game and Jonah has a post about bringing back the Vatican army

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

the primate thing you could maybe get away with, maybe, but 3/5 ffs

they can't help but be 'clever' in their straight-up racist shit-eating assholedom

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 August 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

In Impromptus today — the first part of a “Salzburg Journal” — I say something about the word Polizei: which has a stigma for me. The German word for police sounds more sinister than words for police in other languages — to me. This is a personal thing, though I bet others share it.

You remember the Volkspolizei in East Germany, abbreviated to VoPo. You did not want to be caught in the snares of the VoPo, any more than you wanted to be caught in the snares of the KGB (or the Gestapo).

Here in the Corner, I thought I’d mention some other German words: schnell, raus. These words always remind me of Hogan’s Heroes, so help me (though schnell is a fairly common marking in music).

How about Führer, an innocent word, or formerly innocent word, meaning “leader”? You will find it and related words throughout the Bible, as in “er führet mich auf rechter Strasse” — “he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness.”

Are these words to be . . . verboten (speaking of German)? It’s all in the ear, and probably the age and the nationality, of the listener.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 August 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Is 'Fuhrer' used as a known in modern German Bibles? Honestly curious.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 25 August 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

first sentence in
http://i.imgur.com/Rh8sq4f.gif

bnw, Friday, 29 August 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Just a little over a month after being fired for at least 41 instances of plagiarism, former BuzzFeed viral politics editor Benny Johnson has been hired as The National Review’s first-ever social-media director.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/benny-johnson-hired-by-national-review.html

curmudgeon, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

fits the profile

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Benny made a terrible mistake. But he has owned up to it and learned from it," said National Review editor Rich Lowry. "He's a talented journalist, with obviously a lot to contribute. He knows he's joining a storied institution at NR, and we look forward to his helping us carry on our mission across all platforms."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Kevin Williamson has words for those vermin who participated in yesterday's climate change rally:

The streets of Manhattan are teeming with hippie filth this afternoon as the People’s Climate March (and Rally Against Personal Hygiene on General Principles) rolls through town like an addled occupation force. One particularly loopy-looking couple of well-seasoned veterans of the protest circuit, little signs reading “Divest from Fossil Fuels” pinned to their shirts, were desperately trying to hail a taxi. New York City taxis, as everybody knows, run on magic. I offered them a ride in my invisible solar-powered unicorn chariot; they did not take me up on it. I assume Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore shared a unicycle to get here.

But Grover and Moonbeam were far from the strangest or most ironic sight in the city today. Across town, the section of Park Avenue fronting the Waldorf was a sea of Communist banners, as if that kid from Rolling Stone had finally had all his dreams come true. It was some sort of China rally. The Chinese have good cause to be proud of their civilization, but not of that flag, and the government it represents, the so-called People’s Republic.

People’s March. People’s Republic. Listen to the Left, and they’ll always tell you who they really are.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

"teeming with hippie filth"!!!!

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

That reads like he wrote it using a Mad Libs pad.

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

^This guy knows the power of sarcasm to sway the unreflective mind.

xp

Aimless, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

"hippie filth"? haha the protestors I saw were mostly well-scrubbed college kids. kw channeling spiro agnew or rabid hippie-baiting TV host joe pyne

zombie formalist (m coleman), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

ludicrous, crusty, Morton Downey Jr-esque dullardry is the only kind of machismo these feebs can even slightly convincingly approximate.

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link

right wing journos' MO is always to go to a protest and search for the weirdest outliers, then say "The left reveals itself!"

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link

our favorite NRO denizen loved it:

I would like to add something quick to Kevin’s post. (I’m too nervous to watch every pitch of the Tigers versus the Royals.) I spent some time near the crowd today — and that crowd was more like a mob, in my view. Swarms of zealots, screaming — literally screaming — against a devil they call “fossil fuels.” These people did not seem to me democrats assembling in support of a cause (however misguided). They struck me as ideologues, people in the grip of a negative passion, the kind of mob that would be wowed by Hugo Chávez.

I hope I do them an injustice. (But I doubt it.)

P.S. I have never much liked the recent expression “on steroids” — that got old within a year of its regular use, to me. But Manhattan today has been Ann Arbor on steroids. (Some readers know that Ann Arbor is my hometown and a frequent punching bag of mine.)

P.P.S. If only people felt as passionately against dictatorship and human-rights abuses — in China, Cuba, the Arab world, and elsewhere — as they do against fossil fuels. There are real enemies in the world, but oil and natural gas aren’t one of them (or two of them). And against what is the people’s fury directed? Against what do the schoolteachers preach? Of course.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 12:57 (nine years ago) link

Those of us who have been working against various mandates imposed by the Affordable Care Act are as a matter of fact attempting to extricate ourselves from involvement in Lena Dunham’s sex life, the details of which we would gratefully leave to her own idiosyncratic management. It is the so-called Affordable Care Act that has involved us in subsidizing birth control, abortifacients, surgical abortions, and who knows what else, for the strong, powerful, self-actualized American woman who cannot figure out how to walk into Walgreens, lay down the price of a latte, and walk out with her own birth-control pills, no federal intervention necessary. The very conservative editors of this magazine are in fact trying to make it easier for them to do so with over-the-counter birth control. I suspect that Miss Dunham does not know very many conservatives, so allow me to pass along the message: We really, truly, sincerely do not wish to be involved in your sex life.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

...which is why i wrote this paragraph.

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

nothing like kevin williamson straight up lying about what justice RBG said about abortion and non-rich women. and then the next day saying women who've had an abortion should be hanged.

goole, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Okay, I mean, she knows, right?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/390235/me-corner-maggie-gallagher

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

the comments are hilarious

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if that one son of hers just kinda shrugs at the drunk texts at 2 am.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

the comments seem to confirm that 90 percent of NRO's traffic is hate reading

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

They probably checked their subscriber numbers and realized "Wait, the only people who actually support us financially are the ones who take our damn cruises."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Gary Thomas Byrne-McIntire • an hour ago

Interesting music selection.. R.E.M. --Stipe stated, "I don’t. I think there’s a line drawn between gay and queer, and for me, queer describes something that’s more inclusive of the grey areas."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

would really like to know exactly how she interprets that song and video

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

that was just a dream?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

amazing that the lol @ maggie havent been deleted (yet)

zombie formalist (m coleman), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link

^ comments I mean. earlier k-lo posted her usual lukewarm oatmeal about the catholic synod and got her ass handed back by the corner's reliably homophobic professional catholics. they're incredible, literally "more catholic than the pope" and utterly lacking what the nuns used to call the virtue of humility.

zombie formalist (m coleman), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link

heard George Weigel on NPR today in the car and underneath his usual condescending bluster he sounded worried.

zombie formalist (m coleman), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

I had to mention George Will's column

One of the wonders of this political moment is feminist contentment about the infantilization of women in the name of progressive politics. Government, encouraging academic administrations to micromanage campus sexual interactions, now assumes that, absent a script, women cannot cope. And the Democrats’ trope about the Republicans’ “war on women” clearly assumes that women are civic illiterates.

it gets better

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 October 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

KEEP NRO WEIRD

https://twitter.com/reihan/status/525737392842752000

goole, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

Gourd Opinion Haver ‏@SeanRMoorhead 17h17 hours ago

.@reihan I am a licensed sexual orientation reparative therapist in Provo. Put me on the reverse racism beat and you'll never regret it.

A Question of the Hour
By Jay Nordlinger

In recent years, I’ve had several occasions to go to Norway, and a visit to that country will make you think about immigration, assimilation, and all that jazz. So will a visit to Holland, for example. Anyway, I returned from Norway a couple of days ago.

While there, I thought of something Mark Steyn said — one of his greatest Broadway analogies ever. Some people think that a new Europe will be essentially like a cast change of Hello, Dolly! You may remember the “black Hello, Dolly!” (starring the great Pearl Bailey). Sure, the cast was of a different color. The show had a different flavor. But it was still Hello, Dolly!

Will Europe be that way? Will Norway still be Norway, only in hijab?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/391152/question-hour-jay-nordlinger

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link

How fucking dumb are these guys

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:25 (nine years ago) link

You may remember the “black Hello, Dolly!”

Actually, no, since I'm not obsessed with maintaining our culture's racial purity, I do not remember that.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

greatest broadway analogies

schlump, Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

"Would The Book of Mormon be the same if it was performed by Muslim actors and instead of singing it was beheadings?"

you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

The show had a different flavor. But it was still Hello, Dolly!

how pissed was Nordlinger to find out HD's title already had an exclamation point

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

man the 20th century was pretty gnarly huh dudes

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/526750972341927936

(keep scrolling)

caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

Benjamin Dueholm ‏@bendueholm 12m12 minutes ago
@HeerJeet They never do though. When Buckley died the eulogies were all about binge drinking and the harpsichord. Race politics vanished

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 October 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Okay, let me give you a domestic version of the Africa business. Years ago, I spoke with a judge in West Virginia — a die-hard liberal Democrat who, as a young man, had worked with Sargent Shriver in the War on Poverty. I asked him, “Did it do any good?” Quietly, and with sadness, he said, “No.”

If an arch-right-winger like me says that — or even the best economist at the Cato Institute — that’s one thing. But for him to say that — I was kind of moved.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

goole's friend is back:

For the Left, particulars do not matter: It does not matter whether Michael Brown was in fact shot in the back with his hands raised in a gesture of surrender, or whether that University of Virginia student did in fact suffer the horrific gang-rape described in Rolling Stone. For the Left, this is all tribal, white hats vs. black hats. Fraternity members and police officers are, in their view, by definition on the wrong side of every dispute. That is why we have such rhetorical inventions as “rape culture” and pervasive white supremacy—these are metaphysical propositions that cannot be disproved, because they are not subject to evidence. If the particulars do not support the general case, then the particulars either are ignored or are dismissed as lies produced by a conspiracy.

For the Left, this is a bit of a problem insofar as it touches police, because the Left believes in effectively unlimited state power. It is difficult to reconcile a taste for unfettered state power with a belief that those entrusted with that unfettered power are violent and psychopathic white supremacists.

If you doubt that this is a fundamentally tribal question, consider this: What would the Left’s reaction be if police officers were being hauled in on charges of sexually abusing children as frequently as public-school teachers are? We’d have presidential speeches and blue-ribbon commissions up to our lumbar clefts if that were the case. But public-school teachers are white hats, in the Left’s view, while police are black hats.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

just magnificent

goole, Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

consider this

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

decries rhetorical inventions. promptly uses a rhetorical invention.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 4 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

What would the Left’s Right's reaction be if police officers were being hauled in on charges of sexually abusing children as frequently as public-school teachers priests are?

something along the lines of "allowing homosexualists to become cops opened the gates to perversion" no doubt

Pontius Pilates (m coleman), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

I don't even understand Williamson's question, no matter how many times I've read it.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 December 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

it actually makes LESS sense the more you "think" about it

Pontius Pilates (m coleman), Friday, 5 December 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link

this is genuinely dazzling work

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 5 December 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link

false equivalence is the fallacy of our time

max, Friday, 5 December 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

the answer is, i'd be happy? i think i'd be happy about that.

goole, Friday, 5 December 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

We need to close the year with a post from NRO's house intellectual Kevin Williamson:

To add just one thing to Quin’s excellent observations: Some of my lefty/opportunistic correspondents have asked: “How could something like this possibly happen? How could somebody accept an invitation to speak to a group without being sure what that group is about?”

Answer: Easily, in my experience.

Like politicians, opinion writers receive a great many invitations to deliver talks about the things we care about. I imagine that Steve Scalise gets a great many more than I do. But I myself have, within recent memory, accepted an invitation to give a talk (I believe it was to be about the national debt) to a perfectly respectable-sounding organization (Something Somethings for Liberty, I think) that turned out to be something else: Birchers, in this case, not David Duke nut clusters. I withdrew when I discovered what they were about. But it is not difficult to imagine that if I had a politician’s packed speaking schedule rather than my own comparatively leisurely one, I might have shown up and given my entitlement-reform talk to a bunch of people who think that Dwight Eisenhower was a Soviet agent.

On the other hand, it is more difficult to explain away all those photos of noted Democratic and progressive leaders in the company of Louis Farrakhan. Is there anybody who doesn’t know what he is about?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/NRO/status/560890219897974784

boom

goole, Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

jews aren't white, the UN told me so

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

I need to poll these:

Following up on Joel’s post about Governor Jindal’s comments on assimilation yesterday, here’s my top-ten list of what we should expect from those who want to become Americans (and those who are already Americans, for that matter). The list was first published in a National Review Online column nearly 15 years ago, and it was fleshed out in this congressional testimony seven years later:

1. Don’t disparage anyone else’s race or ethnicity.

2. Respect women.

3. Learn to speak English.

4. Be polite.

5. Don’t break the law.

6. Don’t have children out of wedlock.

7. Don’t demand anything because of your race or ethnicity.

8. Don’t view working and studying hard as “acting white.”

9. Don’t hold historical grudges.

10. Be proud of being an American.

My list and Governor Jindal’s appear, unsurprisingly, to be similar — especially, per Joel’s post, with regard to my last item.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 February 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

1. Be proud of anyone's race or ethnicity.
2. Don't disparage anyone's historical grudges.
3. Respect children out of wedlock.
4. Don't demand to speak English because "acting white."
5. Don't view working and studying hard as "being an American."

Devilock, Sunday, 8 February 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

If it weren't for the fact that every item on that list can be viewed as racist code, one might view it as pretty innocuous.

Aimless, Sunday, 8 February 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

"Don't hold historical grudges" is my fave on there; totally a reasonable request.

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

"Sure your grandparent's generation violently suppressed my grandparent's generation but I see no point in thinking about that now; doesn't inform our modern world in any way."

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

"No backsies"

horseradish fluid (stevie), Monday, 9 February 2015 09:33 (nine years ago) link

That Was Then, This is NRO

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Monday, 9 February 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/ten-miles-square/2015/02/rich_lowry_hates_tables_and_gr054151.php#

Lowry's editorial in Politico re the Vox interviews with Obama is petty and snarls and that's not even getting into his comparison of Ezra Klein to Leni Riefenstahl. Lowry's invocation of "traditional marriage" and his venom re spending, taxes and regulation is comically cliche at this point.

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/02/vox-obama-rich-lowry-115134.html#ixzz3RjdjDVQp

curmudgeon, Saturday, 14 February 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

Holding historical grudges is the national pastime in the American South.

Aimless, Saturday, 14 February 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

regional pastime, please

goole, Saturday, 14 February 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

by Fred Schwarz February 19, 2015 6:29 PM

I think Obama does love America; he just has a funny way of showing it. Some people see love as a partnership: “I love you, so I want to support you and reassure you and help you achieve all your goals.” But there’s also the type of person who sees love as a project: “You’re a total mess, but because I love you, I’m going to make you lose 20 pounds and get rid of those awful clothes and find you some new friends to hang out with and tell you what to read and improve your taste in wine and get that squeaky sound in your car fixed and maybe get you off your butt a little bit on weekends, darling.” Obama’s love for America is of the second type.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link

whadda maroon

IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 20 February 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link

by JAY NORDLINGER

February 22, 2015 10:21 PM

1) The host can’t stop stoking racial grievance. Great — exactly what America needs. 2) The idea that women don’t have equal rights in this country is a lie — a lie that, year after year, does harm. 3) Harry Belafonte is the opposite of a humanitarian: the loyal supporter of one of the most brutal dictatorships of our times, the Castro regime in Cuba, which has imprisoned, tortured, and killed thousands of innocent people.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

sounds more like a list of demands

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

most otm corner comment ever, amid the homophobic campfire circle on a thread about the Atlanta fire chief

I have a lot of gay friends, every single one of them says they knew by 9 years old that they were gay. My guess is that most of them (gay people). Would say something similar. Are you going to tell me that's a choice? Or do you think maybe it's genetic? I don't think this guy should have been fired but can we stop with this fiction that people are really choosing this. Are there some people who might experiment or be unsure? Of course but for the vast majority this is who they are and apologies to lady gags but they were born that way. I wish you guys would stop acting like gay people are doing something wrong. It almost seems like you think they are gay to piss you off

in-house pickle program (m coleman), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

there's also a sliver of a good idea in J-Goldberg's post about blacks and Hollywood but it's buried in balderdash.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

by Deroy Murdock March 3, 2015 10:37 AM

As Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu addresses a joint session of Congress today, controversy continues to rage over whether House speaker John Boehner (R., Ohio) should have invited him without consulting Obama. As it happens, Boehner did alert the White House an hour before the speech was announced. Whether or not that counts as consultation is an open question. It’s worth noting though that Congress is a separate and co-equal branch of government. If Congress wants to hear someone speak, it does not have to get permission first from Obama or anyone else in the White House. At some point in the near future, Congress, or at least the Senate, may have to approve or reject whatever deal Obama makes with Iran. America’s duly-elected legislators have every right and power to summon whomever they wish to give them information and perspectives to help them make decisions on any such agreement, as well as broader American policy on the Middle East. Bibi accepted an invitation extended to him by Boehner. Bibi was under no obligation to check and see if Obama “approved” of Congress’ invitation. Bibi is the most blameless character in this story.

If the prime minister were trying to weedle his way onto the House podium without permission, I would be all for keeping him from speaking, or at least for legislators boycotting his appearance. But as it happens, Bibi was asked to address both houses of Congress. And both houses of Congress he should and shall address. Members of both parties and both chambers should listen to his outlook and then meditate on and debate the merits of his message. This is how democracies operate. If Obama can’t handle that, he can ask to address a joint session of Congress and offer his own views on how to handle Iran and the rest of the blazing inferno that we affectionately call the Middle East. If the president does not appreciate the fact that Boehner did not consult him before making a decision, perhaps he now knows how Congress feels about his relentless rule by decree. Obama did not consult Congress before issuing his executive orders on amnesty, nor on the numerous unilateral changes he made to Obamacare. As he himself is fond of saying, he’s “gone around Congress” numerous times, as a matter of course. Indeed, Obama plans to structure his intended atomic agreement with Iran in such a way that Congress cannot approve or reject it, either.

As he has so many times before, the president hopes to issue an Iran deal like a pronouncement from the throne. So, before the administration continues its tantrum over not being consulted, it should consider consulting Congress when it wants new laws written or old laws revised. This is how we do things in America. Obama should leave the decrees to his friends in Tehran.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

It’s worth noting though that Congress is a separate and co-equal branch of government.

i think this is right, it's been kinda weird seeing the big critics of executive power (to the detriment of the other branches of government) defending its exclusivity in this case. (nb i understand foreign affairs, or at the very least inviting foreign leaders maybe be different but still it's a weird argument to lean on that this is insulting to the executive.)

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Limbaugh Says Obama Treats Netanyahu 'Like A White Policeman From Ferguson' 42 minutes ago

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

still it's a weird argument to lean on that this is insulting to the executive

how is this weird. it's insulting to the executive.

goole, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Bc the executive should have less power not possibly made up new powers

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

i mean, that's the whole point of it, to be insulting to the executive

goole, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

The fact that the State Dept. was not consulted or even notified until the invitation had been accepted can't be construed as anything but an insult to the executive. The Congress may be a separate and equal branch, but it is all supposed to be the same government and its parts should be expected to work together.

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

it's a bit of a tempest in a teapot the whole thing

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

it's a bit of a tempest in a teapot the whole thing

Agreed. By the logic of "insult" here, one could argue Obama has a few times "insulted" Congress as well.

One of the more boring, to me, discussions in politics is whether and how members of one party have "insulted" a POTUS of the other party. IMO that just tends to be a rhetorical distraction from the issues.

drash, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

Edit to: One of the more boring, to me, discussions in politics is whether and how members (or POTUS) of one party have "insulted" members (or POTUS) of the other party.

drash, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I hadn't read one of these classic posts in a while.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 22:59 (nine years ago) link

has there been a horror movie yet about war memorial statues coming to live and hoisting children on their shoulders?

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 27 March 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

National Treasure?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

I don't even get what he's saying. He comes down on the finger-wagging side, so that means he doesn't think kids should climb on the statue? But the dead embronzed nurse would actually WANT the kid to climb on her so...?

Also, has this guy really never frolicked in a graveyard? I feel like people constantly frolic in graveyards.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 27 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Graveyards were meant to be frolicked in; people useta have picnics in them alla time

The Thin Blue Slime (kingfish), Friday, 27 March 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link

And I believe I got a whiff — just a tiny whiff — of Nuremberg in Avery Fisher Hall tonight.

i have that cologne

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

it has nothing of the aroma or piquancy of my good friend Rush.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

ie flopsweat and cheesypuffs

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

Obviously, John Adams knows nothing about Rush Limbaugh. It’s a good bet he has never listened to Rush’s show or read an article by him. The same must be true of the audience members who applauded.

They never him.

One of the reasons Netflix’s House of Cards is so popular is that Francis Underwood, the fictional president played by Kevin Spacey, makes for a juicy villain, one utterly drenched in his own cynicism. But most people know the show is a fantasy. “No one can possibly be that amoral and rise to the highest levels of government,” one of my Michigan relatives told me. “Thank goodness.” But Harry Reid, who announced his retirement from politics last Friday, sure comes close.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Obviously, John Adams knows nothing about Rush Limbaugh.

well, obviously.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

imagine his distress.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

munich iirc

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

classic post coming:

What a miserable week. Most miserable? That at a time when Christians are dying for the freedom to love God completely, we’re rolling back rights under a tyrannical abuse of the word tolerance. Miserable that many reasonable people have no idea what’s actually going on there. Miserable that reasonable people think this is about bigotry. Also miserable: the targeting of Memories Pizza.

2. This poll, from just before all hell broke loose in Indiana, deserves more attention: Fifty-four percent of respondents to a Marist Poll survey, commissioned by Catholic News Agency, support or strongly support First Amendment religious liberty protections or exemptions for faith-based organizations and individuals, “even when it conflicts with government law.” About 65 percent of Marist Poll respondents opposed or strongly opposed penalties or fines for individuals who refuse to provide wedding-related services to same-sex couples “even if their refusal is based on their religious beliefs.” Only 31 percent supported or strongly supported such penalties. The results of the poll were released in mid-March. In the days that followed, religious liberty became a heated issue, particularly surrounding the March 26 signing of the Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act. The state’s governor, Mike Pence, said that despite media hype, the law is not based on anti-gay discrimination, but on a 20-year legal precedent of protecting the rights of religious individuals and charitable organizations.

3. Ed Meese and Ryan Anderson.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

which particular christians are dying for the freedom to love god completely?

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link

3. Ed Meese and Ryan Anderson.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

which particular christians are dying for the freedom to love god completely?

I think it's the Jehovah's Witness who wasn't allowed to use Medicaid to get a bloodless liver transfusion in another state. But I didn't know NRO thought Jehovah's Witnesses were Christians.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

3. Ed Meese and Ryan Anderson.

DON: Well, yeah.

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

Do you guys think this strategy will be attempted at the federal level? Giving national corporations the religious right to ignore gov't laws sounds like a bad idea.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Nah.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

only for arts & crafts stores

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

and wherever K-Lo does her Bible shopping.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

The targeting of Memories Pizza. Memories of the targeting pizza. Pizza targeting memories.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link

Misty target-covered memories of the pizzas we were

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

and this from one of the more reasonable people:

We who are appalled by the perverse reaction to the Indiana law are not exactly defending the free exercise right; we are in a sense opposing a violation of the prohibition on religious establishment. The point is not that running a flower shop is a way of practicing one’s religion. The point is that, if reasonably possible, people should not be compelled as the price of entry to the public square to honor as true what their understanding of their religious obligations compels them to judge false.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/416421/church-left-yuval-levi

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

The point is that, if reasonably possible, people should not be compelled as the price of entry to the public square to honor as true what their understanding of their religious obligations compels them to judge false.

this sentence

Οὖτις, Friday, 3 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

which particular christians are dying for the freedom to love god completely?

― mookieproof, Thursday, April 2, 2015 8:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p sure he means in egypt, syria and iraq

goole, Friday, 3 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jonah has written about the jokes Obama told last night. I’d like to add a word.

Commenting on his relationship with Joe Biden, he said, “We’ve gotten so close that some places in Indiana won’t serve us pizza anymore.”

I realize it’s just a joke. A joke told on a jokey evening. It’s a good joke, too. Funny. “Lighten up,” right?

But still: That pizzeria, Memories, did not refuse to serve gays. They’re happy to serve gays. The owner and his daughter said they would not cater a gay wedding (not that a pizzeria has ever been asked to cater a wedding, to my knowledge). Does it matter? Yeah, a little, even on a jokey evening. (Sounds like the title of a Frost poem, almost.)\

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

lots of pizza for thought there

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

guess who

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

nerdlinger

in-house pickle program (m coleman), Sunday, 26 April 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

so the Kraut wrote a column calling for the release of captive whales. Mona Charen responds:

I admire Charles Krauthammer extravagantly (doesn’t everyone?) and agree that keeping Orcas confined for our entertainment is probably cruel. But he asks a question that has a much more obvious answer. It’s simple: abortion. Here’s my take on that subject today.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

abort the whales

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link

A question a child might ask, but not a childish question. And the answer is abortion.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

oh man:

In Part II of today’s “Macedonia Journal,” I speak of George Soros, who is a big deal here in America — but who is a far bigger deal in that little Balkan country. One local conservative told me, “Soros came into Macedonia like a Trojan horse, and now he is an octopus.” The Hungarian-born billionaire pushes a sharply Left agenda through a host of NGOs and activists. The activists are called “Sorosoids” — by conservatives, that is. It is not a flattering term.

When the weather’s nice, I see Sorosoids all over the streets of New York. They have clipboards and stop people to enlist them in various Left causes. The pickings should be fairly easy for them in this city. Worse luck in Provo?

We the American taxpayer contribute to Soros in Macedonia, in that we give to his principal foundation through USAID. Why does Soros need our bucks, in light of his own? A good question, to which I don’t have a ready answer. I believe our officials think we are contributing to the democratic process, not to a particular side (namely, the “post-Communist” one).

The Soros foundation’s activities in Macedonia are multifarious, but one of them has been to translate Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. Just what a country struggling to emerge from Communism needs, right? And this got me to thinking about Saul and Rules right here at home. Our current president has an Alinskyite past; and so does our next potential president, HRC. If she gets in, maybe she’ll include Rules for Radicals in a national Common Core? Maybe we should give it to the chillen in the cradle, in lieu of The Cat in the Hat and whatnot?

What people in Macedonia, the United States, and elsewhere should be exposed to is the U.S. Constitution. President Obama used to speak highly of it, or at least respectfully. (Wasn’t he supposed to have taught it?) He said, for example, that the Constitution forbade him to amnesty illegal aliens, all by himself. He was not an emperor, you know.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

Hitting ALL the notes

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

not found?

goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

kulturtimpf

goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

We women are making like 77 or 78 percent less money just because we’re women — and conservative men don’t care because all they want us to make are babies.

oh no she doesn't know the difference between making 77% less money and making 77% of what men make.

Mordy, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

Q: Why do you want to go into journalism?
A: Spite!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Um, hell-ooooo-ooooh! First of all, the fact that these women are just candidates for one bill rather than all automatic shoo-ins for their own bills is an outrage. After all, the people of our racist country will just pick one of the white ones — making the women of the other nominated cultures feel inferior. And like some cultures weren’t even nominated at all. There are literally no Native American women on the list, even though there should pretty clearly be at least one from every single tribe. Oh, and by the way, there is not a single handi-capable female included. What a joke.

There must be a gender-fluid bill, a straight female of each race, a lesbian female of each race, a bisexual female of each race, an asexual female of each race, a gender nonconforming person of each race, a handi-capable female of each race, a handi-capable gender nonconforming person of each race, and also a few mixed-race representatives. I think that Gloria Steinem and Lena Dunham should at least be considered too even though they’re obviously a little bit evil because they’re white. I apologize if I am forgetting anyone. I’m aware that my white privilege makes me a terrible person so please forgive me in advance for my ignorance. I didn’t mean to oppress you.

What we actually need to do here is overthrow our entire currency. Not having enough denominations of money to represent all marginalized groups is no excuse to exclude anyone — we just need to add more denominations! I really don’t see what would be wrong with a $1.27 bill, for example. Why not? Isn’t this the most important thing ever in the world?

Also, to make more room we should definitely do away with all of the straight, cisgender white males already on the bills. I mean seriously. I really don’t know why we’re still celebrating these people even though it’s a proven fact that every single problem in the world is all their fault.

Katherine Timpf is a """"""""""""""""""""""""reporter"""""""""""""""""""""""" for National Review Online.

i like that she's clearly unaware that there's sacajawea currency in circulation

That fact conflicts with the strawman party she is throwing herself.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

It blows my mind how these are the types of people looking down on the poor and tsk-tsking the lack of work ethic in the lower classes and what do they do for a living? It's basically an adult form of "Nanny-nanny-boo-boo".

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

But what can we expect from an event titled “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes”? Yes, “her” — as if everyone who wears heels automatically uses that pronoun. Now, this might not seem like a big deal to people who aren’t as culturally aware as I am, but I promise you that it is wildly problematic. It totally ignores the fact that there are many heel-wearing, female-identified people out there who don’t want to be referred to by language associated with the traditional gender binary. What about the “they/them/their/theirs” people out there, huh? Or the “xe/xem/xyr/xyrs”? Of course, I’m also going to mention the pronouns “ne/nem/nir/nirs” and “ve/ver/vis,” as well as the fact that there are people who prefer to invent their own pronouns or to not use any at all, because I’m a wonderful person and superior to those who might forget and leave some people feeling excluded. Sometimes I think about how far we still have to go before we’re living in a truly accepting and loving culture — it’s daunting.

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/gettingoutofthebuilding-uxbristol-july2013-130717042239-phpapp02/95/getting-out-of-the-building-2-638.jpg%3Fcb%3D1374378247

at least interesting to see that tin-eared rancid satire of tumblrspeak is a lane grown bigger than twitter nobodies

goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

I long for the days when it was just about the War On Christmas.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

There must be a gender-fluid bill, a straight female of each race, a lesbian female of each race, a bisexual female of each race, an asexual female of each race, a gender nonconforming person of each race, a handi-capable female of each race, a handi-capable gender nonconforming person of each race, and also a few mixed-race representatives.

who writes like this

oh right – a Cornerite.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Emerald Bixby • a month ago

Katherine, I'd never heard of you before, but today is the first time I've been glad that a website had the irritating-as-all-hell "scrolling takes you directly to the next article" interface. I came to see what the Sarah Silverman thing was about, and saw the title for this piece below it -- and I didn't notice (at first) that it was also by you, so I didn't expect it to be sarcastic until I was pleasantly surprised.

Not only is your execution stellar, but your attitude is great. It's inspiring and reassuring to me every single time I see someone like you calling out how fucked the popular oppression narrative is, especially because the stupid nature of the problem means that we need more women piping up. I only became aware a short few years ago that there are other women who reject victim culture, so it still strikes me deeply and means something special every time I see a respectable woman writing credible, interesting work that criticizes the issue. Thanks for writing the piece that started my day with a sense of camaraderie instead of frustration!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

five bucks that Emerald Bixby is Mona Charen

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

who will victimize the victims?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

Found this clip from Larry Wilmore's show:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/7trhiv/the-nightly-show-panel---rand-paul-s-presidential-run---keep-it-100

Sen. Bernie Sanders, Baratunde Thurston and Kat Timpf talk about Sen. Rand Paul's presidential campaign and his efforts to appeal to voters across the political spectrum. (8:12)

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

"comedian"?

All these people are horrible people, who no doubt are endlessly grateful that Hitler existed, so that by the force of comparison he made being a selfish twat seem less evil in the milder form in which they manifest it.

Aimless, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

otoh maybe most people are trying to stay true to values + virtues that they sincerely believe are good and we differ from them wrt which virtues are more/less important, and what is true about reality

Mordy, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link

http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/581088863944228864/5zUyxPWC.png

Aimless, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

ws

Mordy, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

look again

Aimless, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

NRO climate change section yet to update since January. IIRC it's an article about a cold day in Detroit.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

otoh maybe most people are trying to stay true to values + virtues that they sincerely believe are good and we differ from them wrt which virtues are more/less important, and what is true about reality

Is there a "bump this thread every time some anti-gay pastor/politician shows up on Grindr" thread?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 May 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

This is a big story, certainly. Hastert was a leader on the national stage less than a decade ago, and remains a lobbyist in Washington, D.C.

Yet one cannot help but observe: Three authors are given a byline for this scoop, and six others are credited with “contributing” to the report. That’s nine Washington Post authors hard at work getting the (legally non-actionable) background to the indictment of a retired congressman.

And it’s not just the Post. ABC News needed six authors to report the same story. The New York Times needed five. Politico needed four.

Would that so much media manpower were devoted to covering current scandal-laden politicians — like, oh, for instance, Hillary Clinton.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/419087/no-time-hillary-scandals-because-every-reporter-everywhere-covering-dennis-hastert

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 May 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

Yet one cannot help but observe:

Yes. The moment I heard about Hastert, my mind went immediately to wondering why these reporters weren't assigned to digging dirt on HRC. Most natural thought in the world.

Aimless, Saturday, 30 May 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

by Kathryn Jean Lopez June 25, 2015 11:00 AM @kathrynlopez

I’m watching my inbox overflow with reactions to the Supreme Court’s Obamacare ruling this morning. It reads like a flashback to very long days and late nights in March 2010.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/420300/ten-things-caught-my-eye-today-june-25-2015-kathryn-jean-lopez

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Even “natural family planning” methods that were the secret knowledge of extra-chaste Catholics and extra-crunchy liberals are now a hot investment in Silicon Valley.

...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

extra-chaste Catholics and extra-crunchy liberals
extra-chaste Catholics and extra-crunchy liberals
extra-chaste Catholics and extra-crunchy liberals

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

can I have a side of honey mustard

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Once, when Ronald Reagan was running around trying to be president, Mike Deaver went to him and said, “Governor, I think it’s time we had a new speech. We’ve been giving your current speech over and over.” Reagan said, “I like the speech, Mike. You get me new audiences.”

I’m going to tell a story I’ve told over and over — but perhaps there are new readers who haven’t heard or read it yet.

Years ago — it was 2003 — I was at an Upper East Side dinner party. The nice thing about going to these things is that, no matter how painful they are, you have journalistic fodder for a long time to come.

The Supreme Court had just ruled on a Texas sodomy law. Everyone was celebrating the decision. The Court had overturned the law. My hostess asked me what I thought (basically).

I said, “I admire the dissent of Clarence Thomas. He said that the law was dumb, and that, if he were a Texas legislator, he would vote to overturn it. At the same time, he could find nothing in the Constitution that forbade Texas to make the law.”

My hostess did not look at me with disagreement or contempt. She looked at me with confusion and disbelief. Who could hold a view such as mine or Thomas’s?

If you wear the black robe and wield the gavel, you have the powah, baby. And you use your power to do good, as you conceive good. Who would pass up such a chance?

I believe that, for the majority of judges in last week’s gay-marriage ruling, the question was not “Does the Constitution allow states to define marriage?” but “Do you favor gay marriage? Yes or no?” Judging is not for everybody. Judging requires a certain neutrality, which can be annoying. It requires fidelity to constitution and law. A judge has a constituency of one: the constitution and law. Most people, I think, would rather be lawmakers than judges. I myself would rather be a lawmaker. But if I were a judge, I think I’d do my job.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/420436/gay-marriage-and-the-nature-of-judging

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

sit down, Uncle Jay has a story he's told a thousand times.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

there's some interesting stories in the comments from readers about their interactions with real life lesbians

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link

Listen, I have no brief for the Confederate flag, to put it mildly. But I may have less of a brief for the herd mentality, and the kind of social panic that is characteristic of this country.

By the way, there are a helluva lot of Che Guevara T-shirts in the streets. When are they going away? When will they be stigmatized? When will that face be replaced by, say, the face of Armando Valladares, Oscar Biscet, or some other Cuban human-rights hero?

If you live long enough, you realize that today’s right-wing alarmism is tomorrow’s ruthlessly enforced norm. Some years ago, when people were touting civil unions, right-wingers would raise the prospect of marriage — gay marriage — and the civil unionists would say, “You alarmists and scaremongers! No one’s talking about marriage, for heaven’s sake! You would really deny a person the right to visit his loved one in the hospital? Or to leave him his estate? What kind of monster are you?”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2015 11:05 (eight years ago) link

oldcodyjr • 10 hours ago

Saw "Field of Dreams" the other day. Remember James Earl Jones great speech? Something about America can change on a dime, but the one constant is baseball. 'Oh, the people will come, Ray."

I wanted to cry.

Because we've ruined, too.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link

there's some interesting stories in the comments from readers about their interactions with real life lesbians

yeah the one about harassing "queers" at the office really puts the lie to this "how dare you call us bigots because we oppose gay marriage" argument as if anybody bought it in the first place. corner comments on any gay-related post are a sewer but this one takes the wedding cake. surely nordlinger and the nro editors would protest that they can't control the comments but at this point the ssm posts are pure hater bait. and hate-reader bait.

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Monday, 6 July 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

Order66 • 13 hours ago

All of the change you mention requires cooperation, if not complicity, on the part of otherwise normal people. It is until it isn't. Then, snapback.


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dagny Order66 • 13 hours ago

Remember in the 70s when they wanted to make us switch to the metric system? Like that.
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Order66 dagny • 13 hours ago

They're still trying to sell soccer, too. Part of it is that I just like to resist for the sake of resisting. A good chunk of my contempt for soccer and the metric system is due to the fans and champions of soccer and the metric system. Sorta like it works for me RE: Rand Paul.
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Kan2 Order66 • 12 hours ago

I keep think the attempts to make us a soccer country are one and the same as the progressive cause. All the kids are forced to play the dam game, and nobody gets to be crowned the winner.
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2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 July 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link

Order 66 is among my favorite commenters. I imagine him wearing a Palpatine shroud around the office, proudly.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 July 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

the famously anti-nationalistic sport of soccer

example (crüt), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link

dagny is my favorite commenter, hands down. literally "more catholic than the pope" peggy noonan with a sociopathic mean streak

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

she's so patronizing and nasty it's actually hilarious.

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

A judge has a constituency of one: the constitution and law.

Isn't that two?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 July 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

Speaking of Peggy Noonan, I once came across a really dark, depressed column in which she said people should give up on the pursuit of happiness, it was a fuckin hideous ruse, there is no such thing as happiness. Haven't seen a recent picture, but she was pretty damn cute for a long time, maybe a magnet for conservative attentions which disillusioned her or confirmed this underlying sense of things, maybe she was tampered-with by early Catholic girl school indoctrination, who knows? I felt bad for her, wondering if more of this sort of public venting might help her move past, but didn't see any more. She probably doesn't believe in psychiatry, or if so, what kind (shudder). Occasionally seen this kind of candor from other conservatives----"People are no damn good, " more in sorrow and resignation than anger or smirkage---good subject for a book (anthology?)

dow, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

recent noonan pic: http://i.imgur.com/JQmC1cX.jpg

you throw darts like a lesser man and owe me cash (stevie), Monday, 6 July 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this place has kind of turned into the "kevin williamson rolling shitshow" hasn't it. haven't seen anyone else making waves recently.

goole, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

it's early in the season

I just read (about) that piece.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

what a cheap little fuckface

goole, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Jonah:

We are now in the crazy stage where people are shouting at me that I (or Charles Krauthammer, or George Will or Erick Ericson or Kevin Williamson) must be a liberal if I don’t support Trump. Never mind that the objective evidence leans overwhelmingly that support for Trump puts your conservative convictions in doubt. Are we really going to go down the insane path of saying that real conservatives must abandon good manners and respect for women to demonstrate their purity? Count me out of that nonsense. And, even if you yourself think Trump’s comments are funny or entertaining or not that big a deal or just a gaffe, at least ponder for a second about whether you think they will help Republicans win the presidential election. Everyone loves Reagan. Everyone says we need a great communicator. Well, the point of being a great communicator is to communicate. That is to say, it is to persuade people. If you think that Trump is the right guy for that project, you’re the one who just doesn’t get it.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 August 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link

enjoy the reapening, fuckwits

big fat rascal (will), Saturday, 8 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

The comments sections on their Trump threads this morning are great.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Saturday, 8 August 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

this has to be jay nordlinger moonlighting under a pseudonym. or else he has a disciple.

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/columns/3815082-marilyn-heltzer-dont-try-any-language-unless-you-are-very-fluent

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link

Die, you psychopath

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

If a couple who are nationals of Egypt enter our country and have a baby while they are here, why is it sensible to presume that child’s allegiance is to the United States rather than Egypt?

just to cite a you know ahem wink/nudge *random* example #terroristbabies

got the club going UP on a tuesday (m coleman), Thursday, 20 August 2015 10:46 (eight years ago) link

Because they buy Duck Dynasty products?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link

Currently questioning the allegiance to the United States of someone who wants to throw away its hundreds of years of world status as an immigrant country.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

hey fuckos you wanna trade the 14th for the 2nd?

big fat rascal (will), Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

Yet, every person present in the United States is not presumed to have fealty to the United States, which is what “jurisdiction” means in the Fourteenth Amendment.

fealty!

goole, Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

fe·al·ty
ˈfē(ə)ltē/
nounhistorical
a feudal tenant's or vassal's sworn loyalty to a lord.
"they owed fealty to the Earl rather than the King"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

But yes land of the free yadda yadda.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

clearly we need to have these egyptbabies swear a blood oath of fealty

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 21 August 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link

1) All my life, gays have pleaded for tolerance, understanding, and respect. They have been right to do so. And they have received more and more of those things. Today, others are pleading for those things from them. (I think of florists and bakers, for example.) They seem in no mood to give them. I can understand — but it’s still wrong.

2) The other day in Salzburg, I was listening to a tableful of Americans and others decry and defame the Republican party, and praise and exalt the Democratic party. (Typical day.) One woman said, “Fiorina is dangerous. She’s smart. She’s dangerous.” Honestly, she sounded worried. I thought that was a nice compliment to Carly.

3) Our senior editor Rick Brookhiser came up with a characteristic mot: “National Review was tough on immigration when Donald Trump was still on is first wife.”

4) I once knew a writer who said that he always did something when he wanted to avoid writing: clean his apartment. “I had the cleanest apartment in Chicago,” he said. That was before Twitter — the ultimate writing-avoidance.

5) The maker, or makers, of those Planned Parenthood videos? I think they should win every award under the conservative sun. Under the human sun, actually. They’ve done a tremendous service. Harriet Beecher Stowe, with a novel, rocked the conscience of America. These videos should do something similar, if the American conscience is open to rocking.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

https://youtu.be/880cjhasH00?t=39s

goole, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link

Kevin Williamson:

To the feminist writer Marie Shear we owe millions of bumper-stickers and T-shirts reading: “Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.” But apparently that is to be considered a thing of the past as sex-selective abortionists pull off the metaphysically impressive feat of aborting girls who aren’t people, thus simultaneously performing the Left’s holiest sacrament—abortion—and its one unforgivable sin—discrimination.

I hate the 21st century.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

dishonest rhetoric is an NRO specialty of the house

Aimless, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

affording florists the right to selectively ignore the rights of others is the civil rights battle of our time

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:25 (eight years ago) link

marmaduke-strength characteristic mot also

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:26 (eight years ago) link

as sex-selective abortionists pull off the metaphysically impressive feat of aborting girls who aren’t people, thus simultaneously performing the Left’s holiest sacrament—abortion—and its one unforgivable sin—discrimination.

you just know he was really proud of this one.

ryan, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

@NRO
ESPN Owes Curt Schilling, and America, an Apology

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

holy shit folks, you gotta check this out:

#NRORevolt

i guess Jonah told the neofacha types supporting trump they weren't welcome, and they are taking it pretty well

goole, Monday, 7 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

"I can't believe the nro would alienate white supremacists who think Trump should be president. very short-sighted...cuckservatives"

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 7 September 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

link?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

Never mind -- found it. Ugh. Sorry I asked.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 September 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

Kathryn Jean Lopez retweeted
Jay Nordlinger ‏@jaynordlinger 17h17 hours ago
@KevinNR P.S. WFB used to tease me by paraphrasing a Bob Hope line from a movie: "He'll have a lemonade -- in a DIRTY glass!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

uh

Kevin D. Williamson ‏@KevinNR 17h17 hours ago
True fact: You can go into the seediest bars in Georgetown and order a "Nordlinger" and they'll bring you a Dr Pepper float. @jaynordlinger

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

from Road to Utopia

xxp

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

the tweet that starts that exchange is great

xp lmao yeah that's it. "seediest bar in georgetown" is like "shortest globetrotter" right?

goole, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

I thought a "Nordlinger" was a punch in the dik

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

David French:

As we’ve been discussing on the Corner today, Ben Carson is under fire for expressing that he would not support a Muslim candidate for president. My response to the question would be simple: “Which Muslim?” I’ve never in my life voted for a faith. I’ve voted for candidates. And while faith certainly helps form candidates, faith identification can’t even begin to tell their entire political story. I’m Evangelical, but I’d walk over broken glass to vote for my conservative atheist friend and NR colleague Charlie Cooke rather than, say, a progressive Presbyterian – even though he or she shares aspects of my religious tradition. And while I’d never support Abdel Fattah el-Sisi for president for a host of reasons (beginning with the fact that he’s an Egyptian strongman), I prefer his ruthless approach to fighting jihad over our own Christian president’s pattern of half-measures and appeasement. But there’s another virtue in asking “which Muslim?” Searching for the right answer to the question would quickly reveal the lack of prominent Muslim voices who are also articulate defenders of western civilization and American constitutional values. The Left and mainstream media (I’m being redundant) have consistently elevated Muslim critics of American life and values while giving little attention to those Muslim patriots who revere our traditions and have often fled to the United States specifically to reject the dysfunctional cultures that dominate the Middle East and much of the rest of the Muslim world. For the Left, the authentic Muslim is typically the Muslim who hates the West. And those people I wouldn’t want anywhere near the Oval Office – as occupants or even as guests.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/424406/i-scream-you-scream-jay-nordlinger

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

Ben Carson is under fire for expressing that he would not support a Muslim candidate for president.

stay with me here, but this is not true

goole, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link

hot the heels of his nobel peace prize expose...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41fbu6kJhwL.jpg

an emotionally withholding exterminator (m coleman), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

oh man

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

Setting himself up for the 2019 revised edition with chapters on Malia and Sasha.

Heel of Fortune (WilliamC), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

man people are really losing it over this cooke piece on pedophiles huh

goole, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

do tell!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

I am not a practicing Christian, but, as far as I can recall from my instruction as a child, the author is taking precisely the approach that Christians are supposed to take when they find themselves tempted toward sin. I suppose that it is possible that I am seriously mis-remembering the core tenets of the faith, but don’t followers of Jesus believe that everybody is born with impulses that lead them toward unacceptable behavior? And don’t they also believe that they are called to act chastely — that is, to avoid indulging those impulses and instead to seek a way to be freed from them? It was a while ago, I accept, but I cannot recollect any caveats being attached to these rules. Are we now to suppose that it does not apply when the propensity in question is sufficiently egregious? Is there a new-fangled carve-out for instincts that turn our stomach?

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/424373/salons-much-maligned-pedophilia-piece-charles-c-w-cooke

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

oh i didn't even read it, nor the salon piece. i just saw trails of the argument on twitter. he and other NRO/in the tent conservatives were fighting with the truly weird alt-right types about whether even discussing the issue is some kind of surrender to depravity.

conservatives are really convinced that liberals are trying to normalize pedophilia, it's the craziest thing. there's something about the right that just refuses to understand consent.

goole, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

Stephen • 20 hours ago

Thank God Jonah chimed in with an article to show that NR is not on the same page as Cooke. I think many conservatives warned, and we see it in the press and now even NRO, that with the cave to judicial supremacy on gay marriage the pedophiles and polygamists would start asking for understanding and rights next.

Mr. Cooke's opinion might fit in better at Salon, Vox, or the Daily Kos.

We can focus on finding a cure for pedophilia (so far the illness doesn't respond to treatment), but must recognize that being born a monster doesn't excuse being a monster. Instead of asking for sympathy, the pedophile should ask for treatment and separation from society. Remember, the homosexual community asked for understanding, asked us to change the definition of marriage, and all of it began with the American Psychological Association dropping homosexuality from being considered an illness (with no scientific consideration). Mark my words - enough movement to the left and pedophiles will be asking for the same rights and acceptance. They won't want to be called "ill" anymore. There's a reason that NAMBLA is a lobbying organization; they believe they will change the future.

Note the timing of this article. A Special Forces leader was removed from the army and also lost an appeal for re-entry. Why? Because he "shoved" an Afghan man under his leadership that had a little boy chained to a bed as a sex slave. The army's position is that we aren't there to judge others. So much for De Oppreso Liber.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

i haven't had the stomach to look into the afghan pederasty scandal.

goole, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

the use of 'cuckservative' is really something

it's like a third-grader who just learned the word 'fart'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

osephistan • 20 hours ago
I'm just going to listen to the new Iron Maiden album & pretend that the 80s never ended & Reagan is still President & JPII is still Pope.
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Law Student josephistan • 19 hours ago
If only...
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SonofaGip josephistan • 20 hours ago
Good idea! This country has been going downhill since the Cold War ended.
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Dragonslav josephistan • 20 hours ago
I'm not a big Maiden fan, but I heard it was pretty good.
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JP Dragonslav • 20 hours ago
How about Banana Rama?
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Dragonslav JP • 17 hours ago
LOL. My wife generally cringes at my music. I wear it proudly. The Butthole Surfers show and the Megadeth shows that I saw way back when were two of my favorites. In my old age, I fondly remember seeing Rush and Porcupine Tree (with a nice little metal band called 3 as opener). And I could probably partially sing along to at least one Banana Rama song.
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Turning Leaves JP • 20 hours ago
I heard a rumour that it's been a cruel summer.

an emotionally withholding exterminator (m coleman), Saturday, 3 October 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Our progressives friends accept “Born This Way” for exactly one category of human inclinations: those related to venereal enthusiasms. When it comes to sexual taste, our progressive friends are all Sir Francis Galton, writing disquisitions on hereditary fabulousness. But they resist well-founded scientific accounts of the biological basis of human intelligence and its heritability. Conservatives, who in spite of their recent ghastly experiments with populism have not entirely lost their instinct for hierarchy, are in the main perfectly comfortable with a “Born This Way” account of intelligence. But delve too deeply into questions about which other aspects of human interior life may also be biological, hereditary, and effectively immutable, and you will start to encounter some resistance.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 October 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

nro: putting lipstick on pigs since 1955

all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

i only made it through half of that before my lizard brain took over and hurled my cellphone into the next room

all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

To judge from the popular media, the best use of recent findings in neurological science is to grossly oversimplify it, then use the resulting paste to cement your prejudices.

Aimless, Sunday, 18 October 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

Hey, I'm not well-versed enough in political media to know, but this seems like the right thread to ask: of conservatively-slanted news sources, are there any that one could recommend as the least-unreliable or least-worst? I know this is a tall order.

how's life, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

American Conservative's Daniel Larison is a generally reasonable source for critiques of GOP batshittery.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

the national interest & walter russell mead are ok

goole, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/princeton-historian-national-review-civil-rights

Historian vs NRO's Williamson on twitter re Civil Rights Act of 1964

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

i see interesting + reasonable things occasionally in WSJ op-ed pages, some of WaPost stuff (volokh conspiracy runs some good pieces), once in a while in Commentary. obv you have to sift the wheat from the chaff but that's true for left-leaning media too.

Mordy, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/princeton-historian-national-review-civil-rights

Historian vs NRO's Williamson on twitter re Civil Rights Act of 1964

― curmudgeon, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 11:53 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bernstein gave hm a good fisking three years ago and Williamson still does this shit.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2015/10/no-poor-people-dont-inherit-lot-money

debunking another Williamson item

curmudgeon, Friday, 23 October 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

uh

n October 2012, just as presidential campaigning had reached fever pitch, I was raking leaves in the front yard of my northern-Virginia home when I noticed a pack of volunteers clad in “Romney 2012” T-shirts canvassing the neighborhood door to door, engaging residents and drumming up support for their candidate. When my house was next in line, I set aside the rake and started down the driveway toward the group. They walked right past me without so much as a friendly smile or neighborly “Hello.” How curious.

Returning to my yardwork, I watched as they dutifully stopped at my neighbor’s house and deposited campaign materials at the front door. And then the band made its merry way down the road. As a black guy, I couldn’t really fault the group’s practical decision. After all, why spend time and campaign resources on me when nine in ten blacks routinely vote for the Democratic presidential nominee and when the nation’s first black president was seeking reelection?

But as an American, I was furious. The message this group conveyed was that my vote — the right to cast it was one of many rights of citizenship I spent a career in the military protecting — was not worth pursuing. The snub meant they were unable or unwilling to make a case for their candidate because I had a different appearance. So much for party outreach. Perhaps I’m being too sensitive about this. To see bigotry in a run-of-the-mill slight is to buy into the prevalent but lazy narrative that the Republican party is racially intolerant — a parlor game of zero interest to me

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/426146/republican-party-black-voters

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

It's actually not a hysterical article, but I can't get past the first three paragraphs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

I like that he dismisses the notion that the Republican party is racially intolerant as a parlor game and then spends the next two paragraphs fleshing out ways in which the Republican party is racially intolerant.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

I'm not saying it was racist aliens, but it was racist aliens.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

the cognitive dissonance that guy must process on a daily basis is incredible

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

This is OTM though:

Everything the Republican party needs to know about the African-American electorate is bound in this one truism: Once civil-rights protections are guaranteed, African Americans will feel free to vote in accordance with their varied economic and social interests.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

meanwhile, american conservatism has a new favorite sheriff:

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/659197285172166657

goole, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

Once civil-rights protections are guaranteed

bit of a ways to go on this one, let me check and see which party is obstructing progress on this point...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

tbf the essay is a gentle way of saying that without actually saying it and sending them into an impregnable huff, but whole thing could prob also be reprinted under "quixotic"

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Clarke frequently appears at public events on horseback wearing a cowboy hat. Among his controversial remarks were his assertions that Milwaukee County Executive Chris Abele had “penis envy” and must have been on heroin when crafting the county budget.[3] In 2015, at an NRA event, he, according to Miranda Blue of Right Wing Watch, proposed redesigning the Great Seal of the United States to include a semi-automatic rifle. [4]

JoeStork, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

It's a thin ledge to walk, and he walks it pretty well, but I imagine his eye started twitching pretty hard when he had to write "As it turns out, many of these laws have made voting more difficult for many blacks."

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 October 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

Roy Edroso points out this juxtaposition: https://twitter.com/edroso/status/659369112674660352

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

jonah: "one could argue" that Ben Carson is "even more authentically African-American than Barack Obama."

'arguments were made'

mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

white guys arguing over how black a black guy is, what could go wrong

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

oh ffs

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

why do I even look at this thread

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

^^ hardly a surprise coming from the same folks who would argue that Clarence Thomas is more authentically African-American than Barack Obama and who think this means something to someone other than white conservatives trying to score debating points.

Aimless, Friday, 30 October 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal-a/2015_11/how_can_national_review_fairly058492.php

National Review writers dislike of Trump hurting their role in creating feel-good inside a bubble "debates"

curmudgeon, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

What Nail Salons Can Teach Us About Immigration Enforcement
by Reihan Salam November 6, 2015 5:03 PM

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

that dude's basically gladwell run thru a heritage foundation filter

balls, Saturday, 7 November 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/426810/white-working-class-death-rate

by VICTOR DAVIS HANSON November 10, 2015 4:00 AM @VDHANSON Truck drivers, trappers, farmers don’t rate in the eyes of our elites.

goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

trappers?

goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

maybe they meant rappers

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

snappin and trappin

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew1WBwh3zgo

how's life, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

he also calls TNC a middle-class careerist

goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/rol

seems like at least some trappers are doing okay in today's economy

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

I'm not going to post David French's responses to the Mizzou resignations.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

I’ve now read a couple of columns on Obama’s anger — how he gets riled up at Republicans, and at reporters, if they ask him even slightly discomforting questions. Longtime readers have heard me say this before, but they will bear with me again: During the ’08 debates, versus McCain, Obama said that America was the greatest country on earth. He said it in the tone of a hostage being forced to make a false statement by his captors. He might as well have been blinking T-O-R-T-U-R-E in Morse code. You could almost hear Axelrod saying to him, before the debate, “You have to say that America is the greatest country in the world.” In any event, it was perfectly clear that the candidate’s heart wasn’t in it. Contrast this with his passion in the 2012 campaign when he went on his “You didn’t build that” riff. It might as well have been Reverend Wright, workin’ up a sweat. Obama performed the riff with all the conviction, heart, and gusto possible. You can tell what he really believes in and what he doesn’t. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: If Obama and other Democrats could muster half the righteous indignation against the Jihad that they do against Fox News, Mitt Romney, and the Kochs, this country and the world would be far better off.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/427338/obama-anger

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

What does "America is the greatest country in the world" even mean? Greatest at everything? In that case, we should sweep all the medals in the Olympics. Except we don't, so it couldn't mean that. Greatest at some things, but not others? Then we're just like every other country in the whole world. But then... that would be saying nothing. (Aha!)

Aimless, Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

do political leaders in other countries routinely claim that their countries are the greatest in the world?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUNxdG_4DqI

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

What does "America is the greatest country in the world" even mean?

It means we should not look to the rest of the world for alternate ways of doing things when we can easily and comfortably regress into self-affirmation.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

american exceptionalism is the GOPs Santa: they don't believe in it really but damned if they'll let anyone argue the point because WHAT IF THE CHILDREN HEAR

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

Kevin Williamson thinks he's so delicious:

by Kevin D. Williamson November 23, 2015 11:19 AM @kevinNR I spent part of the morning listening to the Michael Smerconish program (incidentally, now the most entertaining thing, certainly the most bearable thing, on political radio) and the subject was the controversy at Princeton over the fact that a school is named after that university’s and this nation’s former president, Woodrow Wilson. The complaint is that Wilson (Democrat, in case you’ve forgotten) was a racist, which is of course true: The father of American progressivism was an admirer of the Ku Klux Klan, among other things. This will come as no surprise to those of you who read Jonah Goldberg (which should be all of you). One of Smerconish’s callers wondered whether such ahistorical standards (Wilson’s opinions were horrifying, but they were not unusual for his time, nor unusual among progressives) would be applied to figures who were not white, male, American political leaders?

The obvious answer is: No.

I put before you the case of a man whose published works are full of ugly racial slurs — slurs that were considered offensive even at the time he was writing them — whose political activism was built on demands that the government create and reinforce legal distinctions between the “civilized” races and blacks, who was utterly indifferent toward modern slavery, who denounced blacks as “savages,” who in fact went so far as to demand the forcible relocation of blacks away from non-black communities as a matter of public sanitation, and who supported segregation in housing, education, and hospitals. Asked about apartheid in South Africa, he said: “We believe as much in the purity of races as we think they do.” He held horrifying opinions about the Holocaust. His opinions about women were antediluvian. He participated in a campaign of anti-gay “sexual cleansing,” using the state to enforce traditional religious values. His personal life was thoroughly creepy in ways at least as bad as Thomas Jefferson’s. Which leaves us with the question: What new name are we going to choose for James Madison University’s Mahatma Gandhi Center?

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/427504/naming-names-kevin-d-williamson

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 November 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

well:

Kevin Williamson Richard_Reed • 2 hours ago

If you're talking about Attenborough's movie, yes, it's hagiography. It's also a great movie, one of my favorites. I've often said that Oliver Stone's "Nixon" is probably the best movie ever made about American politics, so long as you don't make the mistake of thinking it is about the historical figure Richard M. Nixon. Same with "Gandhi."

More broadly, all of the heroes of the past had their defects: Gandhi, MLK, Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, etc. My read on Lincoln, MLK, and Gandhi is that each of them was right about one big important thing, and that's what we remember them for, what we celebrate them for. And there's nothing wrong with that. I can't think of much good about Wilson, but the folks at Princeton didn't consult me on the question.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 November 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

I need dlh in here

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 November 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Donald Trump has Jacksonian appeal, sez Sparklepants.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

except unlike trump andrew jackson has actually accomplished something in his life (without the help of inherited money from his parents, too)

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUq2YJ1XAAAgovw.png

mmhmm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Somehow the fact that that was posted at 4 AM makes it even more hilarious.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

Over at Bloomberg View, I go into the questions of what responsibility pro-lifers bear for the murders in Colorado Springs, what political movements generally have a responsibility to do to discourage violence, and how selectively the press covers these issues. Here I want to make a simple point about the political exploitation of these killings to discredit pro-lifers: I don’t think it’s going to work.

I think, that is, that most Americans are perfectly capable of distinguishing this murderer from peaceful pro-lifers and of seeing that, while pro-life activists, like any other kind of activists, sometimes say intemperate things, they are not responsible for these murders. That might change if these murders were followed up by others, so that we had a real pattern that people regularly saw in the news. But nothing like that has been happening in recent years. Look at this chart from the National Abortion Federation: There were 2 murders attributable to anti-abortion violence in 1998, one in 2009, and none in between or afterward–until now. That’s too many murders, of course, but thankfully we have seen no organized campaign of anti-abortion violence.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/427787/politics-colorado-springs-murders-ramesh-ponnuru

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 November 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

There were 2 murders attributable to anti-abortion violence in 1998, one in 2009, and none in between or afterward–until now

lol judging from Joanie Crawford's twitter feed there's no way these numbers are right

Οὖτις, Monday, 30 November 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link

here i want to make a simple point about the political exploitation of these killings to discredit ___________

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link

Interesting how a lack of murders means there was no campaign of violence.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link

Obama’s ISIS Strategy Is No Better than the Allies Hiding Behind the Maginot Line in World War II

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

OH MAN

For the last seven years (give or take), I’ve had a slew of questions I’ve wanted to ask President Obama. I’ve never had an opportunity.

Anyways (as we say in the Midwest), here’s another one: Mr. President, you talk all the time about Islamophobia, and the danger of it, and the wrongness of it. Okay. But, in San Bernardino, a neighbor of those terrorists decided against reporting his suspicions to the authorities. The reason: He didn’t want to be accused of Islamophobia, racism, and all the rest of it.

Does that move you at all? Does that give you pause? Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”?

Okay, I’m not talking to the president anymore, I’m just blogging. Some years ago — I think it was 2002, 2003, in the early years of what we called the “War on Terror” — a colleague of mine exited a plane. Before it took off, I mean. He didn’t like what he saw — a group of men congregating and whispering.

He didn’t have enough to say something — remember that? “See something, say something” — but he did not feel comfortable remaining on the plane. He decided, for himself, that he would get off, and pay whatever he had to, for a later flight. His reasoning: “I may die, but I’m not going to die for political correctness.”

There are a lot of lousy ways to die. Political correctness must be one of the lousiest.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/428206/mr-president-jay-nordlinger

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link

Anyways (as we say in the Midwest)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

nationalist fanfic

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

i would argue that slowly going insane while you blog is a much lousier way to die

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

chilling story

chinavision!, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link

too bad about that plane, but as they say "he didn't have enough to say something"

chinavision!, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

"I may die"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

thanks for the new display name tho

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

waiting around in an airport lounge, racist & broke & alone

crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

lol xp

crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

i like to imagine the little moment where he initially writes that sentence as Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn dawg...”?
and then some wizened through disuse inner editor emerges from a cloud of dandruff, says "okay, maybe too far" and he hits the backspace key.

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link

This Nordliger post is gold.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

I was waiting for the punchline to be that it was the Detroit underwear bomber flight, or something that would at least back up Nordlinger's bigoted thesis on some misguided level. But it's just some dope who got off a random flight because there were brown people on it?

intheblanks, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

but but but WHAT IF

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link

no doubt a cunning ploy by the airline to make racists pay for multiple tickets

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

it's a story of a bold man who determined that a flight was at risk and shuffled off quietly to leave it to its fate

chinavision!, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

the comments section of this website is amazing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 December 2015 04:25 (eight years ago) link

Oh hell no not going there

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, 20 December 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link

I was watching Best of Enemies on netflix last night, and the kind of person who would fine the affected and high-handed and princely manner of William Buckley something to admire and imitate is entirely beyond me. Reminded me of that skull-faced dude from the gamergate farrago who was all about smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey and just generally being a shit to poorly mask his lack of intelligence and abundance of anti-social malignancy.

Are you fondeling the computer. (stevie), Monday, 21 December 2015 11:51 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CW7GGYWWEAAunZM.png

(close enough)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

For years, we’ve pointed to statements by Barack Obama and said, “If George W. Bush had said that …” “If Ronald Reagan had said that …” “If Dan Quayle had said that …” “If Sarah Palin had said that …”

In the event that Hillary Clinton is elected president, we will be saying that for another eight years. Or maybe four, if we get lucky?

Campaigning in Iowa, she said, “Now, I wouldn’t keep any school open that wasn’t doing a better than average job.”

Any one of us might have committed such an error. An easy thing to do. But the Democrats and the Left are so … unforgiving, to put it mildly. Their life is non-stop snorting.

When I was in college, there was a book that was a great hit — a source of much snorting — on the left: Reagan’s Reign of Error. Believe me, such a book could be written about Obama, and others.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/429182/latest-hillary-clinton

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

you know who else made mistakes? jesus! am i right or am i right?

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

a source of much snorting

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

“Now, I wouldn’t keep any school open that wasn’t doing a better than average job.”

but...it's impossible for all schools to be better than average

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

plus if you close one, then you've moved the average higher, so in the end you'll be left with just one school

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

Reagan's most notorious howlers showed a blithe disregard for the difference between fantasy and reality. *snort*

in the end you'll be left with just one school

which would be strictly average, thus also closed.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

what we need is one school that is so catastrophically awful that it drags down the average so low that it becomes possible for all other schools to be better than average

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

and the name of that school? ...Roy Cohn Jr. High. And that's the rest of the story.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

lol if only the left had been critical of obama or hillary's education policy

balls, Sunday, 3 January 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

xpost this is a premise to an 80s teen comedy surely

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 4 January 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYOT_vTWkAAyujQ.png

mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

wait, I thought they were never on America's side

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 8 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/search?q=perambulate%20from%3Ajonahnro

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link

When you follow a writer on Twitter, you get what you pay for.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZSi7QZWIAQE-se.jpg

pew pew pew

mookieproof, Friday, 22 January 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

Michael Medved1 Ed Meese! Thomas Sowell!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

lollll

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 22 January 2016 07:12 (eight years ago) link

Still more intellectually stimulating and economically defensible than the NRO cruise

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 22 January 2016 07:25 (eight years ago) link

hard hitting commentary on NRO's Trump issue here

https://medium.com/@AppSame/the-national-review-disgusting-4584e0a6b5c9#.lzcylae4t

Here lies 21 once great minds of the conservative movement in America, each one spoke out for freedom until they were bought and paid for, these poor souls lost their way.
May God Bless Them All
Here are their names, please no tears they all died cowards, they committed suicide.

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 22 January 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link

Leaving one of the sponsors as Telemundo, who have no previous issue with Trump?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 22 January 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/690411812454600704

mookieproof, Friday, 22 January 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

'william f. cuckley'

mookieproof, Friday, 22 January 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

Ed Meese is still alive?!

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 January 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

someone must keep the Ronnie fires burning

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Ed Meese is still alive?!

technically

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

read "Akira Takasaki (of loudness)" as a name in and of itself, rather than an Akira Takasaki who hails from a band called loudness

Bnad, Friday, 22 January 2016 19:46 (eight years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/jan/22/us-election-2016-campaign-live-coverage-donald-trump-sarah-palin-bernie-sanders#block-56a2816ee4b05f5c24ca529b

Over at the Washington Post, Callum Borchers interviews National Review editor Rich Lowry, who is God’s answer to the question, “What would the sentence ‘Dad, I lost my retainer’ look like if it was a person?”

This is the first exchange:

FIX: How long ago did you start this project? It must have been quite the undertaking.

LOWRY:It was a month in the making.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 January 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link

Go to hell, you steaming turd:

In sum: Isn’t Trumpism a two-bit Caesarism of a kind that American conservatives have always disdained? Isn’t the task of conservatives today to stand athwart Trumpism, yelling Stop? -- William J. Kristol

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

if there's a worse image than that this year it will be something come from revelations

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 22 January 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

I assume the slime Kristol oozes would make it p difficult for him to stand athwart anything

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 January 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

the steaming turd emerged from one of the seven seals iirc

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

kristol is the most reliable contrary indicator in politics. he was trump-curious in the earliest stages when it would still have been possible to bury him, and now look at that. donald has it locked up i think.

goole, Friday, 22 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

locked up? not a single vote has been cast! he's going to lose in Iowa.

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

what happens after that I have no idea

Οὖτις, Friday, 22 January 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

the NR writes another cover story, that's what

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 January 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, Jeb Lind collected all his posts today:

http://mrdestructo.tumblr.com/post/137840337770/the-national-review-against-trump-liveblog

America’s #1 magazine of conservative thought and genteel, boat-shoes white supremacy, National Review, decided to take the fight to Donald Trump yesterday. Apparently, a bloviating wealthy white guy with essentially no interest in anything other than performative Christian morality trying to win your votes by demonizing Muslims, Hispanics, women and leftists is now harmful to the conservative brand.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

two-bit Caesarism of a kind that American conservatives have always disdained?

What about all those times when they planted their lips on Douglas MacArthur's insubordinate ass?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 23 January 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

otm.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 23 January 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

weird that they didn't get an essay from derbyshire

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link

i have not investigated directly but i believe derbyshire is happily pro-trump

goole, Monday, 25 January 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/DissidentRight/status/690714262994604033

Oh look dude has a podcast, too, hosted by the lovely people at vdare

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 05:25 (eight years ago) link

reassuringly relatively small number of followers

balls, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 05:27 (eight years ago) link

know it's pronounced darb or whatever but can't stop laughing at "radio derb"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 05:49 (eight years ago) link

@JAYNORDLINGER A couple of words on a couple of posts, below. I have a bias where Ted Cruz is concerned — as a friend and helper of his — but I must say I find his stance on ethanol, in Iowa, downright noble.

There’s a reason that Governor Branstad has singled out Ted, and no other candidate, as a man who should be unacceptable to Iowans: Ted has taken a principled conservative stance on subsidies.

At the debate in Des Moines the other night, a moderator, Chris Wallace, made sure to highlight Branstad. He called him “the popular governor of Iowa” who, moreover, “is in the hall tonight.” The cameras showed Branstad. There was big applause for him. Then Wallace asked Cruz why Iowa voters should “side with you over the six-term governor of the state.”

I thought Ted answered logically, compassionately, bravely, persuasively, and, again, downright nobly.

Today in Iowa, he’s getting hammered on ethanol. And also on birtherism, or by birtherism: the charge that he is ineligible to run for president on account of his mother’s presence in Canada. (Can’t you tell Ted is Canadian? He is so self-effacing and modulated.)

If you can know a man by the attacks on him, these attacks are pretty complimentary.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/430552/ted-cruz-donald-trump

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

Someone should tell Ted and Jay that the only voters who care about the ethanol subsidy are voters who like the ethanol subsidy. Telling the uncaring voters that they ought to care about Cruz's noble brave compassionate (?!) stance is like trying to re-crisp milk toast after the hot milk has been poured on.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

A Friend and a Helper-- sounds like Oscar-bait title for 2017

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

nordlinger vaguely . . . otm?

mookieproof, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

ethanol subsidies are total horseshit, weird that they didn't get banned along with every other pork barrel/local appropriation

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

precisely

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

What does Norway, Israel and Eritrea have in common?

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

kind of odd that women are mothers and daughters, not sisters

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

Or widows

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

The army needs battalions composed entirely of widows. What have they got to lose, right?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

NRO has been less offensive than usual lately

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Do you think these guys would be fer or agin' a film about the Nachthexen?

On the one hand, a WWII movie where Nazis get blown the fuck up but good. On the other, a flick about Red Army women fighting and dying on the front lines as True Believer Communists, put into the pilot seat as a direct result of ideological gender equality.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

by Andrew C. McCarthy February 10, 2016 7:23 PM

I was just in the car flipping radio channels. Landed on the classic rock station and was treated to Mick Jagger, er, crooning his way through “Wild Horses.” Painful … so I switched over to the political station only to find Hillary screeching her way through the end of last night’s speech. Mick is starting to sound like Bing Crosby to me.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link

xp kind of amazing to me that the scale of shared brutality of the eastern front has spawned so few movies tbh

probably bc Americans are generally uninterested in war narratives outside their direct experience but still

art, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link

by Jay Nordlinger February 13, 2016 6:48 PM @jaynordlinger

A student wrote me, many years ago. I’m going from memory, but I think I have it. S

calia was visiting the law school at Louisiana State University in Baton Rouge. A student mentioned to him, “My roommates and I bought some fish. We named one after you.” Scalia said ,”Oh, so you called him Nino, did you?” “No,” said the student. “We call him Justice Scalia.” “Well, what about the other fish?” said Scalia. Replied the student, “Justice Scalia ate them.”

What a great guy, Antonin Scalia. Connoisseur of the opera. Lover, and singer, of the American Songbook. Master jurist.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link

Jay Nordlinger does not realize that, the fish being a symbol of Christ, Our Savior, that 'Justice Scalia' devouring them all is emblematic of Satan's dominion over the earth.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 14 February 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link

It’s Time for an Anti-Trump Manhattan Project

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

weird that they would call for an enormous, expensive and secretive government project to stop their own party's front-runner

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:33 (eight years ago) link

I'm disappointed this thread isn't revived daily. Are K-Lo and her rosary beads sitting this one out?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz/status/702534912205836289

Mordy, Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

from that stop-Trump piece:

On its face, this theory is irrational to the point of absurdity — if I am told one more time that it makes sense to nominate a single-payer-supporting defender of Planned Parenthood because Congress’s repeal-and-defund bill was vetoed by the incumbent, I shall begin to order bourbon in bulk.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:56 (eight years ago) link

Lev Bronshtein • 5 minutes ago

National Review has spearheaded a GOP Establishment that is, in a nutshell, a traitorous cabal against the American people.

Offshoring our jobs, bringing in hordes of foreigners to undercut Americans on the jobs that are left--the GOPe is the only class to benefit.

Harry Holder Lev Bronshtein • 3 minutes ago

You act like jobs and your neighborhood turning into Guadalajara are more important than conservative talking points on free trade and open borders.

id du Lev Bronshtein • 3 minutes ago

I once had a malignant tumor that did nothing but lecture and belittle me. I had it forcibly removed.

•... Lev Bronshtein • 3 minutes ago

Unions and welfare state did that....nice rant though

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link

enjoyed his use of 'redounded', 'pace' and the seven years war in a piece despairing of his party's base

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 February 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link

"Melt down the fences if you have to" was also great in that regards.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 February 2016 08:17 (eight years ago) link

trumpist revolt against neoconservatism/nro has been fascinating.

lotta trump fans are antisemites, if twitter is any measure

goole, Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Trump, standing athwart NRO and telling it to stop

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link

maybe the democrats will notice the nixon pact is unraveling and actually offer something to the underclass before they learn how to goosestep

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

"Mr. Gorbachev, melt down this fence."

Hmm. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?

rock me, I'm a deist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

Earring wearer and civil rights history illiterate Kevin Williamson:

But, beyond that, the presidential blog post (what an odd thing to write!) and his previous statements remind us of something more fundamental: Barack Obama rejects the notion of the rule of law as such, and he nominates to the bench justices who also reject it, which is dangerous and corrosive. Contrary to the president’s insistence, yes, the law is — or is intended to be — a set of abstractions, a neutral body of rules that applies equally to everybody, be they gay, straight, black, white, old, single mother, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, or Methodists. That is the beauty of the rule of law — and it is, incidentally, the only thing that makes the rule of law useful to the poor and the marginalized.

President Obama and like-minded thinkers (“thinkers”) believe that the law should be a respecter of persons for purposes of restitution, putting a thumb on the scale in favor of the poor, the powerless, minorities, etc. There is good reason to object to that on principle — you either believe in equality under the law or you don’t — but there’s a practical reason to reject that, too: If the law is a respecter of persons, you can bet that it will have outsized respect for persons of wealth and power. Consider all of the economic policy over the last 60 years that has been, in theory, aimed at “leveling” some imaginary “playing field” (one of the great examples of mistaking the metaphor for the thing itself) or raising blue-collar wages, or promoting manufacturing, or stimulating the economy, etc. Who actually benefited from all that? In almost every case, it was the powerful and the politically connected, and generally the wealthy. (The owners of Solyndra thank you very much for your investment in their well-being.) The powerless, above all, should want a rule of law that is truly neutral — it is their best chance at achieving real justice.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link

thinkers (“thinkers”)

this just isn't how you do snarky scare quotes

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 25 February 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

Here's another beaut: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/431807/guantanamo-bay-detainees-why-not-shoot-them

Why Not Shoot Them?
A not-entirely-facetious consideration of the Gitmo conundrum

This takes us to a broader moral question about the use of execution per se. While U.S. military policy is not governed by Catholic teaching, it is worth considering Rome’s thinking on the question. If you listened only to U.S. bishops, who have an unfortunate weakness for peddling social-justice nostrums, you’d be tempted to conclude that the Catholic Church is categorically opposed to the practice of capital punishment. In fact, canon law is much more sophisticated than the Nerf-headed progressivism that dominates the American episcopal corpus, and it takes account of such relevant considerations as whether the sparing of an offender’s life might put innocents in mortal danger. We already have adjudicated that question: That the prisoners at Gitmo present a mortal danger both to U.S. forces abroad as well as civilians in the United States and around the world is precisely why they remain prisoners at Gitmo. Those who have been judged (often wrongly!) to present no future threat are discharged. Catholic or otherwise, the fact that these men are likely to commit unspeakable outrages of the sort that we have come to expect from the worldwide Islamic-supremacist movement is unavoidably relevant.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 February 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

If the law is a respecter of persons, you can bet that it will have outsized respect for persons of wealth and power.

I love that Kevin Williamson takes as his default position the idea that in the USA the law is applied impartially, without respect to persons, and that wealth and power have no sway in our courts, but Obama threatens this ideal state of perfect justice.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 February 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcMOlMEW8AAwf1x.jpg

close enough

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 February 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link

@MediaBuzzFNC
On #Mediabuzz, @RichLowry says he & National Review haven't decided whether they could back Trump if he is nominee bit.ly/1oJkf5n

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Kevin Williamson:

Donald Trump, all the best people insist, represents something radical and new on the American political scene. There’s something to that, though it’s not entirely true: Woodrow Wilson had similar strong-man fantasies, and Franklin Roosevelt had admiring words for Benito Mussolini. But Donald Trump also represents something that should by now be utterly familiar. He is, of course, the second coming of Barack Obama.

As David French points out today, every election is a test of character, and Americans are just now giving every indication that they intend to flunk this test in spectacular fashion. Why shouldn’t they? They flunked the last two, too, for similar reasons.

Barack Obama had, and has, a remarkable ability to inspire irrational devotion among his minions, whom he holds in more or less open contempt. The Hollywood types were literally singing hymns to his name, you’ll recall. Trump inspires a similar abject devotion. Observe that his actual history in business suggests very strongly that he was lucky to inherit a great deal of money – 2006 was “a great time to start a mortgage company,” he insisted – or that the man himself has confessed to exaggerating his wealth, and you’ll get a stammering: “B-b-b-b-b-b-but, you’re not a billionaire!” Suggest that his fundamental rejection of basic things like property rights and free speech means that he isn’t a conservative, much less a constitutionalist, and they’ll scoff that you’re a purist. (The same people scoffing that you’re a purist also insist that such deviations from conservative orthodoxy as Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio have entertained are per se disqualifying.) Obama’s daft minions insisted that he was a “lightworker,” while Trump’s only boast that he is an “alpha male.” George H. W. Bush, who completed his flying mission in World War II with his airplane on fire after being shot in the head before bailing out over the Pacific and dodging angry Japanese intent on eating him? Meh. What’s that compared to playing a tough guy on television or throwing a temper tantrum about Macy’s?

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link

The NRO types who were literally insisting that the second GOP debate take place in Ronald Reagan's Air Force One.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

George H. W. Bush, who completed his flying mission in World War II with his airplane on fire after being shot in the head before bailing out over the Pacific and dodging angry Japanese intent on eating him?

so Bush puking on the prime minister nearly 50 years later was revenge

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

surprising that Kev didn't also cite his idol Reagan liberating the concentration camps. oh wait

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cce5cihW0AUpG2I.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

haha, so their anti-Trump issue failed so spectacularly that they are falling back on the argument that Trump = Obama? Good luck with that one!

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

this is pretty good

http://www.vox.com/2016/3/1/11135756/donald-trump-nationalism

goole, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

ymmv with yglesias explainer mode but the first two paras are like duuuuh of course

the anti-trump right trying to pin this all on obama or liberalism generally has been hilarious. so acrobatic, these guys

goole, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

oh i put that on the wrong thread, whoops.

goole, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

a more appropriate post: of all of the NRO stable i'm the most surprised that williamson isn't a trumpist -- the most cynical, the most pointlessly aggressive, etc.

goole, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

They posted the John Oliver thing with no added commentary.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

@kathrynlopez 1h1 hour ago
The blessing in all this? A real nudge to consider what gifts we have and a renewed challenge to be good stewards & nurturers.

Kathryn Jean Lopez Retweeted
Richard Brookhiser ‏@RBrookhiser 17m17 minutes ago
"Be of good cheer. My religion steps in where my understanding falters and I feel faith as I lose confidence." Gouverneur Morris 6/13/1788

@kathrynlopez 12m12 minutes ago
Protect us, Lord, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with Christ, and asleep, rest in his peace.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 05:23 (eight years ago) link

Drink the blood of the unbelievers

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 05:29 (eight years ago) link

Jay Nordlinger March 1, 2016 6:53 PM @jaynordlinger

The GOP is suddenly smitten with hands. In his closing statement at the last debate, Ben Carson got all handsy: “Several years ago, a movie was made about these hands [i.e., his]. These hands, by the grace of God, have saved many lives and healed many families. And I’m asking you tonight, America, to join hands with me to heal, inspire, and revive America.”

Marco Rubio, most prominently, has been picking on Donald Trump’s hands. And here’s Trump, today: “I’ve always heard people say, ‘Donald, you have the most beautiful hands.’” Yeah, no doubt.

Anyway, if an anthropologist of the future peers at Republican politics in the ancient year of 2016, he might ask, “What was up with the hands?”

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 11:41 (eight years ago) link

probly not the first thing they would ask

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link

Tracer Hand / Chelsea Handler '20!

They can handle things!

word to your mother-in-law (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

"The prospect of a Trump-Clinton matchup therefore remains very real. That at this moment, with the country struggling to come to terms with its 21st-century circumstances, the two parties would reach for two 70-year-olds to save them from the future—both of them intensely unpopular, reckless with power, blinded by nostalgia, and devoid of vision—is awfully discouraging. And it leaves me wondering if the baby boomers, as voters and leaders, will ever stop wrecking the country."

damn

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link

otm.

like the stopped clock that tells the right time once every geological era.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link

K-Lo:

I was e-mailing with a friend this week about an old favorite Bill speech of mine on “What Americanism Seeks to Be” and he responded: Bill Buckley, pray for us.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Dead people pray?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 4 March 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

A current headline: "Meat Gave Us Marilyn Monroe"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 March 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

It's true! Marilyn Monroe was made of meat!

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 10 March 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

Meat Is Marilyn

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Thursday, 10 March 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

Who Grilled Marilyn?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 10 March 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdR0hGzWAAEHX1N.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 11 March 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

i'm not an expert but

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 11 March 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

The Hulk would probably draw a lot of flags

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

The Hulk would however do notably far less than steroids than the _other_ Hulk gulped down to compete in professional sports.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Like Nancy Reagan and her husband's Alzheimer's, the right cares about "thuggish" behavior when it affects their own:

It is ludicrous to argue that, because the hard Left is primarily responsible for the outbreak of chaos and violence that caused Donald Trump’s Chicago rally to be canceled last night, it is wrong to condemn the thuggery Trump often encourages at his appearances.

Trump has encouraged physical battery at his campaign events, even telling supporters he’d pay their legal fees if they get arrested for assaulting dissenters. (See, e.g., Iowa event: ”So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of ‘em, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell — I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise”; see also Las Vegas event: regarding an unruly protester removed by security, Trump tells crowd, “I’d like to punch him in the face. He’s smiling, having a good time.”) Trump has continued to fan these flames even after it has become obvious that some of his supporters are acting on the invitation to resort to violence. Incitement to violence is a crime; incitement to violence at a large rally is incitement to riot — a crime that can get people badly injured or even killed.

And it’s about more than incitement. As David has been chronicling, Trump’s top campaign guy, Corey Lewandowski, has been credibly accused of manhandling Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields. In case you haven’t noticed, one of the main tactics that has transformed Turkey, before our very eyes, from a reasonably democratic society into an authoritarian Islamist state is Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s green-light to his underlings to intimidate, assault, shut down, imprison, and trump up prosecutions against members of the press. Trump is not a conservative, so it is perhaps unknown to him that media hostility is something conservatives in a free society learn to deal with — even to become more effective communicators because of. What should really frighten people is that Breitbart is Trump-friendly media. It is unlikely that, at the time of the alleged assault, Mr. Lewandowski even knew for whom Ms. Fields worked … but it is highly likely that he knew she was a reporter. (And even if he didn’t, campaign officials don’t get to rough up non-media rally attendees, either.)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 March 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link

noted defender of the powerless Andrew McCarthy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 March 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link

jfc

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Sunday, 13 March 2016 12:55 (eight years ago) link

“It is immoral because it perpetuates a lie: that the white working class that finds itself attracted to Trump has been victimized by outside forces,” the NR roving correspondent writes. “[N]obody did this to them. They failed themselves.”

“If you spend time in hardscrabble, white upstate New York, or eastern Kentucky, or my own native West Texas, and you take an honest look at the welfare dependency, the drug and alcohol addiction, the family anarchy—which is to say, the whelping of human children with all the respect and wisdom of a stray dog—you will come to an awful realization. It wasn’t Beijing. It wasn’t even Washington, as bad as Washington can be. It wasn’t immigrants from Mexico, excessive and problematic as our current immigration levels are. It wasn’t any of that.”

“The truth about these dysfunctional, downscale communities is that they deserve to die. Economically, they are negative assets. Morally, they are indefensible,” the conservative writer says. “The white American under-class is in thrall to a vicious, selfish culture whose main products are misery and used heroin needles. Donald Trump’s speeches make them feel good. So does OxyContin. What they need isn’t analgesics, literal or political. They need real opportunity, which means that they need real change, which means that they need U-Haul. If you want to live, get out of Garbutt [a blue-collar town in New York].”

National Review Writer: Working-Class Communities ‘Deserve To Die’

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2016 01:36 (eight years ago) link

beneath that post is a YouTube clip to something called "Leaders with Ginni Thomas."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2016 01:38 (eight years ago) link

fans of far right weirdness: that Wm.son article is the first appearance of "moldbug" in the pages of NRO.

goole, Monday, 14 March 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

What a ghoul Kevin Williamson is. Hopefully that article will go viral and show conservative whites how absurd it looks to blame individuals for being victimized by global economic forces. Apparently they didn't notice when minorities were the targets of this philosophy

Treeship, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link

They need real opportunity, which means that they need real change, which means that they need U-Haul.

i read an economist article the other day that glowed with pride in america for "repurposing" its "abandoned rust-belt cities" for "knowledge workers"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

They need real opportunity, which means that they need real change, which means that they need U-Haul.

sorry I loled

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:21 (eight years ago) link

The white American under-class is in thrall to a vicious, selfish culture whose main products are misery and used heroin needles.

are we not calling it "conservatism" anymore

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

it is ironic that those various Sodom and Gomorrah small towns represent, in tandem with the gerrymandering that sought to cleave them into cohesive districts, the base of the gop controlled Congress now and for the foreseeable future. the party platform doesn't resonate outside these enclaves of Real America nearly as significantly as it does within them. so, you know, i hope the author enjoys his bread heavily buttered

art, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

they've stopped buttering it for five minutes, is why he's in a snit.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

the opiate dependency is just enough to other the small town from the big town gop voter

Xp

art, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Can we get Kevin Williamson and Thomas Frank a job co-hosting a cable show, then lock the studio doors and walk away until the air runs out?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link

it is ironic that those various Sodom and Gomorrah small towns represent, in tandem with the gerrymandering that sought to cleave them into cohesive districts, the base of the gop controlled Congress now and for the foreseeable future.

The beating heart of the GOP isn't in dead mill towns in upstate New York, it's in the wealthy white suburbs of Phoenix, Houston, St. Louis, Milwaukee, and Atlanta. Big wide roads, big cheap houses, Panera Bread. That's what somebody like Kevin Williamson sees as the America people should aspire to live in.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

this new republican establishment strategy of jettisoning their entire white working class base of support will surely pay dividends no doubt. i mean it's not like poor white ppl were the last constituency standing between them and the void.

Mordy, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

So a colleague of Willamson's has double-down.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/432796/working-class-whites-have-moral-responsibilities-defense-kevin-williamson

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

omg the beating heart of nro at last:

Yet millions of Americans aren’t doing their best. Indeed, they’re barely trying.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link

dlh, my friend, to you I leave the honorable task of reading and quoting the comments

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link

i made it three in

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:16 (eight years ago) link

you're barely trying

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

that u-haul line (repeated!) really is gross honestly. all this scolding and then what's the one way they can become good, virtuous people? transform themselves into just a few more pieces of capital trash tumbling across borders to the grave. fascism is basically kevin williamson's fault.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

xp lol

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_pDM1N7i0

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:20 (eight years ago) link

Kevin D. Williamson ‏@KevinNR 3m3 minutes ago

Kevin D. Williamson Retweeted Andyroo

On the contrary. I'm not worried about them coming for my job; they're worried about me coming for theirs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

always knew he was a robot

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

Washington Monthly had several good posts about Williamson over the past couple days.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link

they're getting closer, but they never quite get there (because the free market is by definition perfect)

should we kill all the addicts and adulterers as economic and moral zeroes? should the franchise be limited by SAT score? spell it out, motherfucker

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

He came to my attention when he got the history of the two-party system's reckoning with civil rights wrong.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:41 (eight years ago) link

The heartlessness is just astounding.

Treeship, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link

It's the natural conclusion of conservatism - if there can't be social reasons for the results, the ground must be cursed!

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 09:34 (eight years ago) link

He's got answers for you people:

Funny thing about my most recent magazine piece on the politics of white poverty, which has brought out a great deal of emotional incontinence from the usual bladders: It is, in fact, about half of the original piece, the other half being autobiographical material on my own experience with that world and its pathologies. We cut those parts, and I think that was probably the right thing to do: The least interesting thing about the piece is the author. I note that none of the critics have pointed to anything in the piece that is incorrect; the criticism has been almost exclusively variations on, “I don’t like you for having written that.”

The piece in question is part of an ongoing discussion between Michael Brendan Dougherty and me. (Many of the critics have failed to notice that the piece’s fictional unemployed disability-fraud artist from Garbutt, N.Y., is Dougherty’s literary invention, not mine.) And I may have made the same error as many of my critics: Dougherty says he agrees with much of the piece, but disputes my characterization of his attitude toward the conservative movement and its organs as “bitter.” That’s fair enough. He is, after all, the leading expert on the state of his own mind. I regret the mischaracterization.

Weird thing: When all those tedious po-mo literary-criticism professors I encountered in college insisted “the author is a fiction,” I generally rolled my eyes. Turns out they were partly right, though not in the way they had imagined.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/432828/what-critics-get-wrong-about-white-poverty

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

"When all those tedious po-mo literary-criticism professors I encountered in college insisted “the author is a fiction,” I generally rolled my eyes.

the courage he displays in the face of such adversity. he clearly has a finger on the struggles of the working class.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

guess what finger

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

i just tried to close the NRO tab and a box popped up:

Wait! Don’t Go Yet! Do you support NR’s endorsement of Ted Cruz?

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Wait! Don't Go Yet! We didn't mean all of you!

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

VDH getting into position:

Take Trump’s worst, most repugnant rhetoric, and there will always pop up a parallel worse — and often from the lips of the heroes of those who are blasting Trump as singularly foul. He crudely brags of his past infidelities and sexual conquests — reminding us that he has an affinity with JFK and Bill Clinton (is it worse to boast or to lie about such sins?). Whether he would attempt to match either man’s sexual gymnastics while in the Oval Office is, I think, doubtful.

Unfortunately, Trump was not the first politician to brag about the size of his genitalia. President Lyndon Johnson reportedly offered such jock talk often — as well as reportedly exposing himself to aides. Did LBJ’s sick obsessions turn liberals off the Great Society?

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

forgot to include an ellipsis between grafs there

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

wait -- I thought libs were obsessed with the Great Society

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

they are, even though lbj shit w the door open

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

with his dick

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

johnson didn't talk about his dick during a campaign event that was broadcast nationally

Treeship, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

even if he did it wouldn't nullify my belief that there are things that can be done, on the federal level, to address poverty. kinda unrelated

Treeship, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

gives new meaning to trickle down economics

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link

jeet heer connects williamsonwhitetrashgate to the wfb legacy

https://newrepublic.com/article/131583/national-reviews-revolt-masses

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link

a great deal of emotional incontinence from the usual bladders

what pisses, i mean passes for eloquence on the right these days is absolutely appalling *sniffs*

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:37 (eight years ago) link

In a letter to a colonel, Buckley said that while “some” of the noncommissioned officers were fine men, others were “crude, course, vulgar, and highly objectionable.” Told by a platoon leader that condoms were available for soldiers on leave, Buckley priggishly insisted that he, for one, didn’t need them—the implication being that he was better than the fornicating riffraff that surrounded him.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:38 (eight years ago) link

bareback bill

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:41 (eight years ago) link

shh quiet everyone – John Yoo has words.

by John Yoo March 16, 2016 11:48 AM President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court demonstrates a desire to compromise with the Senate, but it should not change the calculus of the Republican majority to keep Justice Scalia’s seat open. Garland is the chief judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit, commonly described as the second-most important court in the land after the Supreme Court (and the bench on which Justice Scalia served first, as well as Chief Justice Roberts, Justice Ginsburg, and Justice Thomas). He has a reputation as a left-of-center judge, likely more moderate that the liberal bloc on the Supreme Court.

Choosing Garland indicates that President Obama hopes a moderate choice can get through the Senate. He has put aside the opportunity to choose a nominee who had no chance, but could be a convenient point of attack in the presidential campaign.

Nevertheless, Senate Republicans should keep Justice Scalia’s seat open at least until the November elections. The Senate has rarely confirmed Supreme Court nominees during a presidential election year, especially when opposite parties have controlled the Senate and the White House. The Constitution does not require the Senate to confirm anyone; it only requires the Senate’s advice and consent before the president can appoint a justice to office. The Republicans can await the outcome of the elections

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

wahh trump is actually a sjw

Trump and his horde of online social-justice followers aren’t conservative. They are neo-nationalist culture warriors who believe that conservatism is a weak or failed ideology. They write daily barrages on social media about how the GOP betrayed them. But a political party is simply a vessel for ideas. It’s a body. When that body develops cancer and dies, the ideas move to another host. This is the fundamental error that Trump makes. He is not the new host for these ideas. He is the cancer.

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:09 (eight years ago) link

On our homepage, we have George Will’s column, which says that Republicans are treating Merrick Garland’s nomination unfairly and stupidly.

The Right will flip out about this column. Maybe I should too. But I have a memory … Some years ago, there was an important court case pitting Microsoft against Netscape. Every conservative I knew and admired was on Microsoft’s side — except for Bob Bork. As the leading anti-trust expert in the country, he was sought out by both sides, who wanted his support.

After studying the issue, he sided with Netscape. So, it was like a thousand smart conservatives against Bork. Which I thought made a kind of even match.

As far as I could tell, the pro-Microsoft people had the better argument, but I was always prepared to listen to my hero Bork. Always. And I feel the same about George Will.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

ah yes, the microsoft antitrust case, truly the case that led the movement to where it is today.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

'robbie bork'

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

sex bob-ork

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 20 March 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

@JonahNRO
7. Voting should be more difficult, so people will value it more (though I do favor moving election day to weekend)

same with tweeting

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 12:52 (eight years ago) link

voting is definitely too easy and convenient, i like this jonah man

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link

Ballots should really be printed upside down

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

I answered this meatball on Twitter

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link

by JAY NORDLINGER March 23, 2016 8:17 AM @JAYNORDLINGER

In recent days, I’ve been having trouble containing bile toward John Kasich. (My own, I mean.) I know that people have a right to run for president. They have a right to compete. But what’s Kasich’s game? What’s he after? Does he want to deny Cruz the nomination? Does he want to be Trump’s running mate? Whassup?

I was discussing this was a colleague yesterday. Here’s my theory — nothing profound, but here it is: Kasich wants to be president. Nothing wrong with that. He always has. Nothing wrong with that either. He was in Congress for almost 20 years. He has now been elected governor of Ohio (big and consequential state). Twice. And he thinks he oughta be president. And can be president.

Plus, he hears tick tock. You know how it’s said of women that, if they are childless and are nearing a certain age, they hear tick tock? Well, so it is with politicians, or would-be presidents. If not now, when? (Apologies to Hillel.) So,

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link

how is this man allowed out without medication?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Maybe NRO posts ARE the medication.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:39 (eight years ago) link

"Nothing profound, but here it is"

time to put that on the masthead.

evol j, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 14:39 (eight years ago) link

You know how it's said of murderers, when they have concealed a dead body under floorboards, they hear tick tock?

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

whassup?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

I’ve been having trouble containing bile toward John Kasich. (My own, I mean.)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sknww2FI1r54whfo1_r1_400.gif

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

@JonahNRO
7. Voting should be more difficult, so people will value it more (though I do favor moving election day to weekend)

This tweet definitely suggests many delightful ideas for a new game show.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link

Why Jeb Bush’s Endorsement Is a Game-Changer for Cruz

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 March 2016 02:29 (eight years ago) link

I have nothing against Melania Trump. I’ve liked all of Trump’s wives. I like Trump too, for that matter, except when he’s being vile, or trying to be president. I think Mrs. Trump No. 2 was my favorite. She was beautiful, like all of them, and I liked the way her husband said her name: “Mawla.” “Mawla, she’s turrific.” Melania was once a model (duh). She is Slovenian, and, trust me, even an average Slovenian is attractive. You ever been to Ljubljana? There are few other places like it. Pepperdine University comes to mind. And Ole Miss.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

trust me, even an average Slovenian is attractive

http://klankosova.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Slavoj-Zizek.jpg

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

source your quotes? xp

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

furry fandom

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

well that was a totally gross post caek thx
xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

oh come on jim, zizek has a certain... quality

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

i don't think many people have anything against melania, really. she seems sort of indifferent to her husband's campaign so i'm not so sure she shares his ideology, if you even want to call it that. i get the sense that she is not interested in being a public figure so much, and i respect that. sort of weird she would choose to marry the most vile man in america but hey

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

golddiggers gonna dig

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link

she had to have seen more in him than that. she was a pretty well known model, i would think she could have landed a less repulsive rich guy

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

pleased to see this thread might live up to its 2012 and 2008 splendor

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

ya. trump's three wives were good in their own right, but i feel melania is the nicest and most willing to support his antics

can't wait til dems and repubs go at it later this year and trump pulls the "my daughter is jewish you buffoon!" card

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

trump's taking a heavy smearing campaign though. what's with people saying melania posed nude? i consider myself an advanced google user. i've googled for them and only saw the sexy gq ones, which are not nudes. ivanka's nudes were super easy to find, on the other hand

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

WORD???

balls, Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/byosys/Thread_direction.jpg

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

treezy is that us at the bottom you sly cat you

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 March 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

love to see a headline i know is irresponsible and cheap and i have to click thru to see what's up

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/433507/california-pro-suicide-hotline

goole, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

Summary, and I quote: "Only intolerance can stop utopia now."

Watch as the students struggle to explain why an adult male shouldn’t enroll in a first-grade class, why he’s not a woman, why he’s not substantially taller, or why he’s not Asian. This isn’t moral relativism, it’s a completely fact-free new moral code, one based entirely on consent and harm. Or, I should say, immediate harm. Essentially the new morality is “you do you — so long as it doesn’t hurt me or someone else in a way that I immediately recognize.” The new immorality is any act of “intolerance” that purports to interfere with this radical autonomy.

The fascinating and disturbing thing is that a generation that so prizes its alleged love of “science” continues to hold to this primitive harm-based morality in spite of oceans of evidence that years of far more basic departures from traditional morality have caused (and are causing) enormous social problems and human suffering. Years ago no-fault divorce was a no-brainer, a recognition of individual free will. Fast forward two generations and broken families are a prime factor in virtually every negative economic, emotional, and cultural development in the United States.

More recently, cohabitation is a new norm, and couples who wait until marriage to live together are seen as odd. Yet cohabitation often causes young children to experience extreme family instability, exposes children to greater risk of physical and sexual abuse from non-parent boyfriends, and often leaves single mothers facing serial abandonment.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/434158/watch-college-kids-cant-explain-why-short-white-man-isnt-tall-asian-woman

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

fuck this stupid false equivalency bullshit. gender is not an objective category like height or age,

Treeship, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cg-0ZAYWIAAuBKh.jpg:large

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link

The White Ship

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

whadayamean they've got three asians AND a black guy!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

I remember when Lileks wrote funny web articles about 1950s interior decorating and design. He was good at it. I laughed. Now look at him.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Ship

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

People talk about a punchable face; that is one seriously torpedo-able boat.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

K-Lo! Where she been?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

probably electing an anti-pope somewhere

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

but guys if the boat sinks, who will stop trump

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

#NeverTrumpGlugGlugGlug

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

imagine sitting down to a sumptuous repast at the captain's table and finding out your dinner partner is kevin williamson

indie fresh (m coleman), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

an "ethnic" G. Gordon Liddy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChQOeZXWkAAjRna.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

Not a very well kept secret

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 30 April 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

by Mona Charen April 30, 2016 7:39 AM @monachareneppc

Is Jay Nordlinger mournful? Am I? Maybe, but you can’t tell from this week’s supercharged podcast which powers through the news with the speed of a locomotive. We condemn and praise (Boehner, Ferrell, Coburn, many more), throw in a few anecdotes, and dispense justice with a swift (rhetorical) sword. This is the paradigmatic Charen/Nordlinger podcast. No holds barred.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2016 11:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zXV3VgF.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 May 2016 02:38 (seven years ago) link

The Left Hates Breakfast, and Now They're Coming for Yours

larry appleton, Monday, 2 May 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

— Dennis Prager is a nationally syndicated radio talk-show host and columnist. His latest book, The Ten Commandments: Still the Best Moral Code, was published by Regnery. He is the founder of Prager University and may be contacted at dennisprager.com.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/434549/left-western-civilization-case-hatred

Treeship, Monday, 2 May 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

He is the founder of Prager University and may be contacted at dennisprager.com.

how do you found a university and not even get an .edu domain

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 2 May 2016 14:37 (seven years ago) link

https://www.prageru.com/

amazing

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Baseball: As Unique as America

Presented by George Will

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

Fossil Fuels: The Greenest Energy

Presented by Alex Epstein

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

i like how it's just a website but he calls it a university and says he "founded" it

Treeship, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

Professor Adam Carolla https://www.prageru.com/courses?pid=6

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

Are you an accredited university?

No. PragerU is not a university and we do not offer degrees. But we are the most influential online resource for explaining the concepts that have made America great.

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:36 (seven years ago) link

Did Bush Lie About Iraq? presented by Judith Miller

indie fresh (m coleman), Monday, 2 May 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

Judith: "To answer this profound question, we must be very careful to parse the word 'lie', so as to distinguish it from telling untruths. For example, we can be absolutely certain that Cheney lied through his teeth about Iraq. And we also know that Bush was told the truth about Iraq by a variety of different sources. But we are forced to consider the very remote possibility that Bush chose not to believe the truth and preferred to believe the lies, which he then passed along to the rest of the world as the truth. Which action may be indistinguishable from lying in ordinary sense of the word, but technically is only telling untruths while claiming they are true. Next question."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 2 May 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

Nixon smiles, nods head

indie fresh (m coleman), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 11:46 (seven years ago) link

Remember, You Asked for This
by KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON May 3, 2016 10:20 PM
I want to leave a note here, because I expect to have many occasions to link back to it in the next several months. Americans and Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con artist and game-show host, you chose the con artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

I will be reminding you all of that, from time to time.

now that's some tasty anger

kills 1.8 percent of household germs (WilliamC), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

aww

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

I want to leave a note here, because I expect to have many occasions to link back to it in the next several months.

ooh better bookmark this then

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:46 (seven years ago) link

You guys should read Michael Potemra today.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

waht

The more I think about Senator Cruz’s stunning announcement last night that he is suspending his campaign, the more brilliant I think it is. The No. 1 political handicap he had in this campaign is that people thought he was too nakedly ambitious, too laser-focused on his own advancement, as opposed to, e.g., the good of the party. But in one fell swoop last night, he managed to put paid to this idea. He could have stayed in the race and played a backroom guerrilla war for the next couple of months, delegate by delegate. But he looked at the Indiana results . . . and stepped away. In future years – and even later this year, if something cataclysmic happens to Trump and Republicans need another nominee — conservatives, and the GOP, will not remember just the Ted Cruz whose ambitions many of them distrusted earlier in the year. They will also remember the man who showed a hell of a lot of grace in bowing out. Cruz looks pretty good as Cincinnatus at the plow.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

indie fresh (m coleman), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Cruz looks pretty good as Demosthenes on a dung heap.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

Remember, You Asked for This
by KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON May 3, 2016 10:20 PM
I want to leave a note here, because I expect to have many occasions to link back to it in the next several months. Americans and Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a failed IT exec who laid off 30,000 workers, a minister who recorded a campaign commercial featuring over 4 dozen separate shots of him playing with his phone, a libertarian who opposes the civil rights act of 1964 while also claiming to be the "greatest defender of minority rights", a guy whose homophobia prompted a campaign to make his last name synonymous with anal froth,
a dozen solid conservatives, a new jersey governor reviled by his own constituents, a louisiana governor reviled by his own constituents, a man who believes that joseph built the pyramids - not aliens, as various scientists believe - to store grain and likes to brag about how he almost stabbed a guy, a robo-candidate who has never actually accomplished anything other than drinking water, a privileged scion who helped his brother steal the presidency and then went out of his way to keep a feeding tube in terry schiavo's throat, a 2012 candidate laughingstock whose only adjustment for 2016 was to start wearing glasses, a lesbian hawk from south carolina, and literally the most hated man in america, an ohio governor who wanted to give hip-hop a shot so bought a Roots cd only to be dismayed that the music "was intended to shock and titillate, for no good reason but to shock and titillate", and one Clinton-supporting con artist and game-show host, you chose the con artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

I will be reminding you all of that, from time to time.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

LOL

indie fresh (m coleman), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

A++ rendition of key's manly prose

indie fresh (m coleman), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

lol:

SnakeIz • a few seconds ago
The contest is now between Hillary Clinton vs a Hillary Clinton donor.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 15:06 (seven years ago) link

The No. 1 political handicap he had in this campaign is that people thought he was too nakedly ambitious, too laser-focused on his own advancement, as opposed to, e.g., the good of the party LOOKED LIKE A FISH MONSTER

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

goole! Your boy told NPR this morning that he wouldn't vote for Trump or Clinton, "which creates a real dilemma for some of us."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

wait which one is my boy again?

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

we await dna evidence

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

"Cruz looks pretty good as Cincinnatus at the plow."

are you fucking serious. cincinnatus was famous because he had absolute power and relinquished it. he didnt take a break for a sec before resuming his ludicrously ambitious desire to become president in spite of not having any actual talent or charisma or a constituency that wants him to be anywhere near power..

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

wait which one is my boy again?

― goole, Wednesday, May 4, 2016

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_845ywsAF1Oc/R14KltELALI/AAAAAAAAAF0/hG8T6VV0uy4/s320/jonah_goldberg_in_car.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

"The Innsmouth Look" is also a useful descriptor, if not as popular

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Americans and Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con artist and game-show host, you chose the con artist. You chose him freely. Don't waste your time on me, you're already a voice inside my head. Nobody made you do it.

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link

btw Karl yr post is genius, thank you

The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

^^^^ this

Elvis Santana (stevie), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 08:33 (seven years ago) link

Also, I find it hard to see this photo

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_845ywsAF1Oc/R14KltELALI/AAAAAAAAAF0/hG8T6VV0uy4/s320/jonah_goldberg_in_car.jpg

and not imagine a law enforcement officer leaning in and saying, "Come on, sir, you know the terms of your parole preclude you from parking near a school."

Elvis Santana (stevie), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 08:34 (seven years ago) link

rl lol zach attack

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link

by John J. Miller May 10, 2016 6:40 PM

David Bowie’s song “Heroes” made NR’s list of the greatest conservative rock songs almost exactly a decade ago. Now it has inspired the title of NR contributor Robert Dean Lurie’s excellent new ebook, We Can Be Heroes: The Radical Individualism of David Bowie. Lurie makes the wise observation (which never had occurred to me) that the song probably was inspired at least in part by the characters Winston and Julia in George Orwell’s 1984. But that’s just a throwaway observation in a relentlessly smart book about Bowie. Here’s the thesis:

David Bowie, quite simply, was the most radically individualistic popular entertainer we have ever seen. He took individualism to a place where he gave himself nearly complete artistic freedom, while still working within the bounds of taste and beauty. We don’t get Howard Roarks in real life. But we did get David Bowie.

Roark is a reference to Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead, but don’t worry: Lurie has not written a piece of objectivist propaganda. Instead, he has given us a skillful tribute to a wonderful and beguiling entertainer. If you’re one of those conservatives who, like me, thinks we need to be more engaged with pop culture (because “politics is downstream of culture”), then We Can Be Heroes is for you. It’s also just $2.99. Just buy a copy already.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:53 (seven years ago) link

I HATE IT WHEN THEY EXPLAIN THEIR REFERENCES

goole, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

the song probably was inspired at least in part

i prefer my critical insights to be couched in cringing prevarications so i'll def check this out

(main prostitute from Game Of Thrones) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

Trending on NR

Let’s Don’t Put On a Show

Obama’s School Bathroom Rule and the 2016

Election Millennials Embrace Socialism, but Do They Know What It Is?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 May 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

but Do They Know Its Christmas?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 13 May 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

And now, yet another attempt to figure out what the kids of today like. Oh dear.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/435404/taking-temperature-american-pop

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

one for the link bin

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 May 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/ilF8jpTOQYr0/v1/-1x-1.jpg
45th President of the United States
Assumed office
January 20, 2017

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

cf. "Inbreeding"

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

I'll only vote for him if he changes his name to David Freedom

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

this joker isn't even going to succeed in siphoning votes away from trump. sad!

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

kristol should have went with a republican with bipartisan appeal like caitlyn jenner

Treeship, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

if this happens you know Trump will seize the hair issue - Bald David French or some shit

indie fresh (m coleman), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link

THis guy is just a face drawn on a balloon, right?

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 12:49 (seven years ago) link

I didn't know curry mustard was his dentifrice of choice.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link

lol moodles i was struggling to form a version of that joke yesterday, bravo

bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

more French kissing:

Prince died last week, and America overreacted. No, I’m not diminishing Prince’s talent. He was one of pop music’s most gifted songwriters and musicians. As millions shared his more memorable performances, I realized I’d forgotten what a great guitar player and showman he was. He could write hit songs like few others, and he shared his talent freely, “gifting” songs to other artists. In short, he was one of the few pop stars whose fame was fully justified.

But to spend time on the mainstream and left-wing Internet last week — or to listen to some of the web’s more popular podcasts — you would have thought America lost a national hero, and not merely an immensely gifted artist.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

FUCK THIS DUDE IN THE EYE

DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

by Kathryn Jean Lopez June 6, 2016 3:23 PM @kathrynlopez

The Liturgy of the Hours is the prayer of the Church that Catholic priests and religious sign up to pray as a vocational matter and many others do as well. It brings a holy order to the day. And today it has me thinking about persecuted Christians in the world today.

The Office of Readings has a letter to the Romans from Saint Ignatius of Antioch. He’s a bishop who was ultimately martyred, something he was clearly as ready for as anyone is ever going to be

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

Now that David French isn’t running for president and Nancy thanked Politico for free marriage advice here, a few things that have been on my mind about a wonderful, fun, good couple and their continued and varied contributions to our country and our culture … After praying for David and Nancy French — knowing the sudden bombardment they were getting last week — I found myself feeling awful as a column I wrote about their book Home and Away getting linked to in all kinds of commentary about their marriage. It felt like complicity in the bombardment.

You may have seen it in the frenzy. When marriage and infidelity was in the news headlines during another election season, I pointed to their book as a help. People need help. Life is tough. Which is why David and Nancy wrote a book about their experiences when David went off to war and Nancy was keeping the home front together.

And by now you’ve heard the controversial bit: A couple working out some working wisdom about what’s healthy for their marriage. At a time when marriage and family is hurting, focusing on one couple’s figuring it out along the way amidst strains and sacrifices and needs, seemed a good thing. Others have different experiences, but if you’re looking for some experiential guidance, that’s all the Frenches claimed to offer, their testimony.
Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 June 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

poor marriage and family

mookieproof, Monday, 6 June 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

by JAY NORDLINGER June 7, 2016 6:49 AM
@JAYNORDLINGER

“I didn’t leave my party; my party left me.” That’s what Reagan always said, about his break with the Democrats in the early 1960s. Reagan was in his early fifties at the time. I grew up hearing this expression. And I grew a little weary of it, frankly: It seemed too pat.

I never thought it would be relevant to my life. Because when you’re younger, I think, you think things are forever. The Republicans were Reaganites (with a few oddballs, mainly in the Northeast); the Democrats were McGovernites (with a few oddballs, who still hadn’t switched to the GOP). That’s the way it’s supposed to be.

Well, the Democrats are still McGovernites. We can call them Obamites now, or Hillaryites. Berners? But the Republican party is now represented by Donald J. Trump. He is the presidential nominee, or will be. And the presidential nominee is the face — the brand, the spirit — of a party. He is synonymous with the party both at home and abroad.

A few weeks ago, I was talking to a man I greatly respect, a cabinet official in the last Republican administration. I said to him, in sort of a shocked tone, “I’ve left the Republican party.” He shot back, “You didn’t leave it — the party left you.” I was relieved and grateful to hear it.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

How happy he must feel, that John Ashcroft gave him his blessing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link

seems too pat

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 14:33 (seven years ago) link

i know right

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

i wonder how often that line gets used in divorce court

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

I wonder how Judge Joe Brown would respond to it

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

@BobbyJindal
Congratulations to @baseballcrank on your successful tenure at @RedState. Best of luck in your new endeavor at @NRO.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link

from Nordlinger's goodbye-to-all-that:

Many years ago, I worked in Washington, D.C., around a bunch of Democrats. They were often dismayed by Marion Barry. I delighted in referring to him as “the four-time mayoral nominee of your party.” I would point out that my party had nominated honorable alternatives, but the voters had always picked their nominee, the Democrat. This bothered them (and shame on me for being mischievous).

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436244/exgop-shock-disaffiliation-leaving-gop

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

As I see it, or smell it, an odor now attaches to the GOP, and it will linger long past 2016, no matter what happens on Election Day.

I wonder how he'll write about his re-affiliation with those stinking republicans the instant Trump loses?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

they should just join the Dem party. neocons were dems originally anyway who bolted in the 60s and hillary is obv a national security hawk / advocate of american exceptionalism, plus i don't really believe most of them gaf about abortion (or gay marriage) to begin w/ but were putting it on for the evangelicals. economically i could see how it would be a betrayal of reagan to support the "tax and spend" liberal but ffs there's plenty of evidence over the last few decades that only the dems are responsible stewards of the economy and if they wanted to be a conservative wing of the dem party there's plenty of space there. i actually kinda think john podhoretz is planning to do this - i wonder if he'll make it explicit or if it'll be formalized later on obv a lot depends on what happens to the rep party after the trump era.

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah I keep being agog when neocons are like "obviously Secretary Clinton is also unacceptable" b/c they're not gonna get a better excuse than her for returning to the Dem fold. Who do they want, exactly?

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

A proven lack of vagina.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

yet they love thatcher

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

A fair point - though she went out of her way to dull that. The line from the Fey/Poehler sketch about "I didn't want a woman to be president, I wanted to be president, and I happen to be a woman!" fits her far better than Hillary.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

bahaha thatcher had no vagina

xpost

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

Reagan taxed and spent plenty!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

admittedly loose relationship between the historical man + the myth. you know - like jesus!

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

"there is no such thing as vagina, only individual labia"

pacific distances (sciatica), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

Most of the posts have been hateful in a dreary way. This comment made me laugh:

edcottingham • 2 hours ago
I have no experience with the gay club scene but formed a strong impression one day in Borders (RIP). I had to make an emergency dash into what was formerly called "the men's room" and snatched up a convenient newspaper from a shelf in the hall. Turned out to be a local gay paper. On the front was an article promoting the coming weekend. It featured a crowd photo with one gentlemen front and center and the obvious subject of the photo. He was wearing some kind of kimono-type garment left open in the front to expose nothing else except an athletic supporter. (Not sure if it really was rhinestone-incrusted or that was a later embellishment of my fevered imagination.)

What really most disgusts me about male homosexuality is the public flamboyance and promiscuity. I get it. He was advertising a club where instant, anonymous hook-ups were featured on the menu. You can't entirely blame the Islamists for being repulsed. The two lovely guys down the street who keep such a neat home and are polite neighbors are not the total face of the gay scene. Not by a long way.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 June 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

my fevered imagination

mmhmm

mookieproof, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I have no experience with the gay club scene but formed a strong impression one day in Borders (RIP)

what an amazing sentence

flappy bird, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

later on he formed additional strong impressions in several airport bathrooms and highway rest stops

Οὖτις, Monday, 13 June 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

He clearly is mourning the passing of Borders and its convenient toilets. Let him grieve.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

You can't entirely blame the Islamists for being repulsed.

not entirely (clutches pearls, porno mag)

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 13 June 2016 22:51 (seven years ago) link

edcottingham • 2 hours ago
I have no experience with the gay club scene but formed a strong impression one day in Borders (RIP). I had to make an emergency dash into what was formerly called "the men's room" and snatched up a convenient newspaper from a shelf in the hall. Turned out to be a local gay paper. On the front was an article promoting the coming weekend. It featured a crowd photo with one gentlemen front and center and the obvious subject of the photo. He was wearing some kind of kimono-type garment left open in the front to expose nothing else except an athletic supporter. (Not sure if it really was rhinestone-incrusted or that was a later embellishment of my fevered imagination.)

What really most disgusts me about male homosexuality is the public flamboyance and promiscuity. I get it. He was advertising a club where instant, anonymous hook-ups were featured on the menu. You can't entirely blame the Islamists for being repulsed. The two lovely guys down the street who keep such a neat home and are polite neighbors are not the total face of the gay scene. Not by a long way.

i get mad

https://moviefilmreviews.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/american-beauty-chris-cooper.jpg?w=464&h=198&crop=1

vibes from that post

nomar, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

The two lovely guys down the street who keep such a neat home and are polite neighbors are not the total face of the gay scene.

http://my.xfinity.com/blogs/tv/files/2015/02/american-beauty.jpg

nomar, Monday, 13 June 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

why can't u gays be less sexy all the time damn im just a humble bigot trying to suppress my sexuality like jesus and thomas jefferson intended

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 13 June 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

from the uncontrollable shitting to the prudery that whole post is a freudian wonderland.

ryan, Monday, 13 June 2016 23:12 (seven years ago) link

Jonah is upset:

In response to the Supreme Court’s abortion ruling today, the folks at The Daily Show couldn’t help but do a little end zone dance.

Celebrate the #SCOTUS ruling! Go knock someone up in Texas! — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 27, 2016

I’m old enough to remember when liberals insisted that abortion was an unfortunate, even tragic, necessity. This was the inspiration behind Bill Clinton’s promise to make abortion “safe, legal and rare.”

Now, apparently, abortion is the kind of thing one should do out of spite.

Actually, it’s even worse than that. This tweet is aimed at men — and I don’t mean people who simply identify as men, but actual biologically male from birth men. They are saying — yes, yes, in “jest” — that “Bros” should go out and “knock up” women because that will really stick it to those stupid conservatives in Texas. Not only is the abortion a trivial instrumentality for political payback, so is the woman who has to go through an invasive surgical procedure.

I’m the first to concede that people take offense too easily and that comedians should be given a wide berth. But (a) the joke isn’t funny. And (b) The Daily Show is treated as an organ of “smart liberalism” (admittedly not as much since Jon Stewart left). Their jokes are a peek behind the curtain at how elite liberals view everyone who doesn’t share their worldview. It seems that some now think that terminating a human life is an act of virtue-signaling political protest, like wearing the ribbon du jour or putting a Darwin fish on your car. It’s disgusting.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

Jonah doesn't know what "spite" means

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

Has Jonah ever heard a joke before? Is he willing to stipulate that all jokes, even those he or other conservatives make "are a peek behind the curtain at how [the jokester] view[s] everyone"? How about Rusk Limbaugh's jokes? Should they get the same treatment he gave that tweet in order to plumb the true thoughts of conservative elites?

Oh, that's right. He's an ass.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 June 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

ugh i can't believe i'm agreeing with a point from one of the incomprehensible alien beings quoted itt but it is a pretty bad joke tbh, not because it's morally outrageous or anything but because it's lazy and predictable.

riverine (map), Monday, 27 June 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

tbf it wasn't funny

mookieproof, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

no it's a terrible joke

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 June 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

and all the 'smart liberals' i follow also thought it was bad, which is probably why there was an apology

alas, too late for jonah

mookieproof, Monday, 27 June 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

sure it's a terrible joke, but drawing a straight line from one tweet to 'what all liberal elites think about everyone' is an even more terrible piece of logic.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 June 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

I guess he's too young to remember "abortion on demand and without apology."

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

does it come with any sides?

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 06:34 (seven years ago) link

i hear bill kristol's candidate has offered some helpful tips about what to do when pulled over by the police

mookieproof, Friday, 8 July 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link

@JAYNORDLINGER During the Republican primaries, Putin praised Trump, and Trump praised him back. On television, Joe Scarborough pointed out to Trump that Putin kills his political opponents, invades other countries, etc.

Trump said, “He’s running his country and at least he’s a leader, you know, unlike what we have in this country.”

Scarborough pressed him: But what about the killing of political opponents?

Trump: “Well, I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe.”

This is the kind of moral equivalence that would make Oberlin poli-sci profs blush.

Just yesterday, the New York Times asked Trump about Turkey and the depredations now going on. He answered, “When the world sees how bad the United States is and we start talking about civil liberties, I don’t think we are a very good messenger.”

Jeane Kirkpatrick was a Democrat when she spoke at the Republican convention of 1984. (She did not change her party registration until after she left the U.N. and the Reagan administration.) She said that her native party had the habit of “blaming America first.”

What would Kirkpatrick do today, when faced with Trump’s GOP or the Obama-Hillary Democratic party? Many of us are now homeless.

May it not last forever …

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

Trump: “Well, I think our country does plenty of killing also, Joe.”...Just yesterday, the New York Times asked Trump about Turkey and the depredations now going on. He answered, “When the world sees how bad the United States is and we start talking about civil liberties, I don’t think we are a very good messenger.”

A graduate of the Morbius/Dennis Perrin school, I see.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

by Jack Fowler July 25, 2016 10:24 AM @jackfowler

At National Review, we’re in the tank — for the truth. And the truth this week is that the Democratic party is set to nominate for president a former Secretary of State who has a legacy that is chilling and dangerous.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 July 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

At National Review, we’re in the tank — for the truth

a weird topic to use the sixth-sense style ending on, but ok

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link

thought this bump might be for the revival of discussion of the public option, which was encouraging.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link

NRO has the delicate task of slagging off both HRC and The Donald (#NeverTrump #NeverForget), while not seeming to recommend staying home on election day.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 04:24 (seven years ago) link

november is a great time of year for a cruise imo

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 07:01 (seven years ago) link

^^cueing up the Gilligan's Island theme

indie fresh (m coleman), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 10:14 (seven years ago) link

amazing how irrelevant all these guys seem now. trump really has taken the party.

goole, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

they've been irrelevant since the failure of the Iraq invasion

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

what NRO is reduced to:

Vice President Joe Biden officiated at the wedding of two male White House staffers yesterday, despite belonging to the Roman Catholic Church, which teaches that marriage is a sacrament that can occur only between a man and a woman.

You do not have to be an opponent of gay marriage or even a religious person to see the contradiction in Biden’s actions. By officiating at this ceremony, Biden demonstrated that progressive politics drive his actions more than his religious identification does, as is also evidenced by his support for abortion. This should disturb even people who agree with Biden’s support for same-sex marriage and abortion.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Strange it doesn't disturb me at all.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

I am disturbed that he still belongs to the Catholic Church

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/438620/nro-moving-facebook-comments

NRO is moving from Disqus to Facebook commenting; anonymity-loving commenters lose their shit.

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

what does Order66 have to say?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

E11en Klamcoskl · FHS talcher
Because of this change, I will no longer post on NRO. Goodbye.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/e9b19d5bcfe21b8ae5a593f87f3ef52e/tumblr_nnod83EZZq1u96soao1_500.gif

nomar, Thursday, 4 August 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

Melanie Anne Fox
leftist speech police? seriously?
what's next? abandonment of conservatism?

bye bye NRO.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

by the way NRO has been moribund recently wonder why

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 August 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

progressive politics drive his actions more than his religious identification does

religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification religious identification

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2016 02:09 (seven years ago) link

Project Delivery Manager at NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
That sure happened fast! I was AllisonRoad on the NRO Discus comments, with a picture of the Gin Blossoms lead singer as my avatar. Now you see my real name and me and my wife's picture next to my comments. The times they are a-changin'

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 August 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Bill Jefferson
One more reason for everybody to use their dog's account. Facefraud is a spyware operation to move advertising, so Zuck it.

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 August 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

each one's more wasted than the others, you can bet

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Friday, 5 August 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

Project Delivery Manager at NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
That sure happened fast! I was AllisonRoad on the NRO Discus comments, with a picture of the Gin Blossoms lead singer as my avatar. Now you see my real name and me and my wife's picture next to my comments. The times they are a-changin'

― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 4, 2016 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you could say they... found out about you

goole, Friday, 5 August 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

KUDOS

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 August 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

"cultural marxism"

Treeship, Sunday, 7 August 2016 05:55 (seven years ago) link

Nordlinger, still Nordlingin':

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/438799/memory-safire-nixon-relevance-trump

Here on the Corner, I’d like to say something about Before the Fall. That’s Safire’s memoir of the first Nixon administration. (In the old days, we referred to each term as an “administration.” So, 1985-89 would be “the second Reagan administration.”)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Donny McKinley · Studying at Student
"There was a time in my life when I read gobs and gobs of White House memoirs. This was when I was about 20, I think."

I was wondering what was wrong with this author when I saw his "impromptus" article, which is completely nonsensical and reads like a drug induced ramble.

I think I understand now. At 20, the rest of us had girls.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

This is awesome

"It’s as if he lost his car keys in his rectum and he’s looking for them face first."

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/438949/donald-trump-sean-hannity-does-hannity-want-hillary-clinton-win

Tee her

El Tomboto, Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

Not my man Hannity!

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

and empty a septic tank into the ground water of the conservative movement

that's not a septic tank it's a well

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 13 August 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

Jonah's always picking up his kids.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

POLL: Is Physical Strength an Important Aspect of Masculinity?

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

and other polls jonah programs at a worried 3 a.m.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

no one invited them to run a presidential campaign -- sad!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

I think I understand now. At 20, the rest of us had girls.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

speak for yourself burrito

a confederacy of lampreys (rushomancy), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

Dr Krauthammer wheels out "sage advice" for the beleaguered candidate

But I thought yesterday the speech he did outside Milwaukee on law and order was probably the best speech he’s had yet. Delivery is improving on when he is reading, and he restrained himself. And I think it wasn’t as if he was going to win the African-American vote, but what I think he needs to do — and that would go a long way to help — is to try to reassure the suburbanites, the soccer moms, that he is not a racist. That the things he has done in the past are far more benign, that his heart is in the right place. If he can do that — that was addressed not at the inner city, it was addressed at the suburbs — and if he can reassure traditional Republicans who could go for him in the general election, that he is okay, he is not toxic — that would be a big difference.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

Uh, OK. Trump needs to convince an all-white audience that's he's not racist, THEN he'll win.

indie fresh (m coleman), Thursday, 18 August 2016 02:35 (seven years ago) link

won't someone pls think of the white ppl

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 18 August 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

welp Jonah got photo bombed by the 'alt right'.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

Stan Gunn · Austin, Texas
Author of Liberal Fascism comes into contact with supporters of actual fascism. Hillarity ensues.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Thursday, 25 August 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

James Woods
‏@RealJamesWoods James Woods Retweeted Kevin D. Williamson
What can be done to stop this slaughter?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

about Chicago murders

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/774286995082227712

looool rough year

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

Lynda Armstrong ‏@gamsbo123 31m31 minutes ago Castroville, TX
@DavidAFrench don't understand why you want Hillary elected

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

No real surprise that Conrad Black looks up to a guy who can commit fraud for years without getting sent to prison for it.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

To follow the apparently disinterested soldier-statesman, Eisenhower, and the agile bridge between the Goldwater Right and the Rockefeller Left, Nixon, and the artist of Morning in America, Reagan, comes now the man who will recapture the party of Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt from the faint and ineffectual dissenters from the Clintons and Obama of the post-Reagan years.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

they always hated Ike didn't they

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Republican Party now "like a house on fire with more flammable parts yet to come"

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

Tweet deleted.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 18:04 (seven years ago) link

lol just cos their tweet cms made it look like an editorial and not just part of the daily churn

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

man rich lowry really is a little feeb, they never should have fired john derbyshire imo, like fuck who cares if an old imperial racist writes for a conservative magazine? just as matter of business sense he could have had the whole alt-right vs ex-bush sad man right civil war happening within his own pages. dummy.

goole, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

guess who:

But Republicans might ask themselves, “What does it mean that George Bush won’t vote for our nominee? What have we done, to lose George Bush? Is it worth it? Is it right?”

My guess is, a decision to vote for Hillary Clinton was painful to Bush. She is the wife of the man who defeated him for reelection in 1992. I bet he has never voted Democratic in his entire life.

And, as I note in my column, he knows a thing or two about the world. He flew against the Japanese — the youngest pilot in the Navy. He was a congressman. U.N. ambassador. Envoy to China. CIA director. Vice president. President. He has had a few intelligence briefings.

He knows the dangers, and he knows the stakes. He may even know as much as Trump.

So, if I were a Republican, I would not just write Bush off, or damn him as a RINO and traitor, etc. I would engage in some “serious self-reflection,” to borrow a term (an annoying one) from President Obama. What have we done to push George Bush into the arms of Hillary Clinton?

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/440237/first-president-bush-arms-hillary-clinton

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

I guessed Jonah :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

i got it. his register and interests are v distinctive

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

by KATHRYN JEAN LOPEZ September 27, 2016 10:09 AM @KATHRYNLOPEZ

I found it somewhat flabbergasting that Hillary Clinton would voluntarily accuse Donald Trump of considering pregnancy and inconvenience. Abortion didn’t come up last night, and yet she managed to remind me of her extremism on this front. I get why she did – that is an awfully painful commercial to watch, her campaign’s, running the videotape of Trump talking about women – but her lack of self-awareness on this issue is telling.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

did Clinton say anything remotely controversial or unexpected on this topic?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

well, she breathes oxygen

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

I'm disappointed NRO hasn't sunk to the challenge of the election, and this thread's more than two years old

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

KATHRYN JEAN LOPEZ apparently cannot conceive of a life in which an unplanned pregnancy is potentially an economic, psychological and personal catastrophe. In her world all abortions are performed because the woman felt inconvenienced by pregnancy.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

in her world jack chick tracts are documentaries

nomar, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Go to hell, you turd: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/440547/skinny-miss-universe

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Every one of'em has a column reminding readers that he or she did not support Trump.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 October 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

they really are [a little] smarter than the average republican

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Not that much smarter. They were shocked, shocked to find white nationalism in their establishment after all.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

just a little smarter and just a [very] little bit less bigoted.

Mordy, Sunday, 9 October 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

oh man:

First, before accusing Trump of sexually assaulting women, it’s useful to remember that the only evidence we have of this is Trump’s own words. Unlike Bill Clinton, who has been accused by more than one actual, named, flesh-and-blood woman of everything from unwanted exposure (Paula Jones) to unwanted groping (Kathleen Willey) to rape (Juanita Broaddrick), we’ve yet to hear from a woman (other than a dubious lawsuit aimed at Trump and Clinton crony Jeffrey Epstein) or a witness of any kind to say that Trump actually ever did any of the things he claimed. Now, it would not surprise me if he had, given the attitude he displays in the video, given what we know of his sexual and marital history, and given Trump’s broader outrageous sense of entitlement. But if we have learned nothing else this entire campaign, we should have learned by now that just because Donald Trump says something doesn’t make it so. That’s doubly true when Trump is in full Trump mode, trying to impress another man with tales of what an alpha-dog Master of the Universe he is.

Second, there’s been a fair amount of hand-wringing among feminists and other social liberals over the entire concept of “locker room talk” – over men talking to other men about women and sex (especially their sexual conquests) in terms they would not use if a woman was around. Like most men, I’ve been around my share of conversations of this type, mostly in my teens and early twenties in the company of young men who are unmarried and hormonally overcharged. At some level, it’s not a phenomenon we could ever hope to completely eradicate, nor would it be completely desirable to do so (whatever you may hear from people who think masculinity itself should be abolished, we would not have gotten very far as a species without it). Women do have an ineradicable need for times and places to let their hair down and talk girl talk, and while boy talk may be rougher and different, men have the same need, especially when they are young and still figuring out the world and the opposite sex.

The next paragraph contradicts the second entirely.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

a witness of any kind to say that Trump actually ever did any of the things he claimed

this is demonstrably untrue wtf

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

there are tons of witnesses and accusers!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Pffft -- WOMAN witnesses and accusers. They're hardly credible what with their hysterias and cycles and what have you.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

Women do have an ineradicable need for times and places to let their hair down and talk girl talk, and while boy talk may be rougher and different, men have the same need, especially when they are young and still figuring out the world and the opposite sex.

a) this is bullshit anyway and b) Trump was 59 at the time.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/788486006202888192

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

heh

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile, Democrats fight tooth and nail against every commonsense measure to protect election integrity – paring the state voter rolls of those who have died or moved away, proof of identification, proof of citizenship, etc. And heading into last night’s debate, the day’s big story was the exposure of two top Democratic operatives who specialize in voter fraud and sabotaging campaign events.

Why on earth would anyone, least of all Trump, presume the legitimacy of an election that hasn’t happened yet when it is open and notorious that the other side is cheating and insists on maintaining the systemic vulnerabilities that allow it to cheat? Particularly when Democrats from Al Gore and Bill Clinton on down did not accept the result of Bush’s election, and Democrats framed him as illegitimate even after their legal challenges were exhausted (and then frame the Supreme Court as illegitimate for upholding the election result).

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Get ready for this shit over the next few days:

It is completely irresponsible to argue that a president who reaches 270 electoral votes is not “elected” and legitimate, right, Hillary Clinton? Only a shameless partisan with no concern for democracy or our system of government would insist that president is not elected, long after he’s taken the oath of office. Trump is insanely irresponsible to suggest that this election may be rigged and the outcome fraudulent. Why, who on earth would ever make such a charge?

At a private fund-raiser in Los Angeles for Democratic Sen. Jean Carnahan of Missouri, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told the crowd that President Bush merely had been “selected” president, not elected, Newsweek reports in the current issue. Oh. That’s from October 2002.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:32 (seven years ago) link

As someone mentioned on cable this morning, the reason the case was Bush v. Gore was not because court cases are listed alphabetically, it was because Bush was the one who initiated court proceedings, so technically it wasn't Gore contesting the results.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Bush sued to stop the recount iirc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

The counter to this ridiculous line is pretty obvious: if the deciding factor of this election comes down to a few hundred votes then by all means Trump should challenge it. If there is an unambiguous winner, then he should STFU.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:41 (seven years ago) link

So resigned these days that this was a headline:

Smokers Earn Less Than Non-Smokers, but Doesn’t Mean They Are Discriminated Against

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

And that's OK. and here's why.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 24 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

lololol:

All of these illegal votes canceled the votes of legitimate voters, and if Justin Timberlake voted illegally in Memphis, he also negated the vote of a legitimate resident of Tennessee. While we can joke about celebrity hijinks (and Timberlake has certainly had his share of those), voter fraud is no joking matter. No one should be allowed to get away with such fraud, no matter who they are. Even Justin Timberlake.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441448/justin-timberlakes-voting-selfie-did-he-commit-voter-fraud

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441448/justin-timberlakes-voting-selfie-did-he-commit-voter-fraud

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Any time these pantloads engage with culture, prepare to be alternately bored and mystified.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/441439/conservatives-guide-best-and-worst-nba

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

remember when that guy was going to run for president

goole, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Jon Snow’s Team — This isn’t a political reference, but Toronto loves the Raptors like the North loves the Starks. They are truly kings of the North.

yes, you should be the chief executive of this country.

goole, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Basketball is pure ‘Murica. It was invented in the heartland.

Basketball was invented in Massachusetts by a Canadian from Ontario, you dumbass.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Thursday, 27 October 2016 05:41 (seven years ago) link

not nro but

Is Your Daughter a Whore?
By Erick Erickson | October 31, 2016, 12:12pm

goole, Monday, 31 October 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

While President Clinton is failing to get her nominee(s) confirmed, there is always a chance that one of the current justices will announce their retirement or – God forbid – die. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 83 years old, Anthony Kennedy is 80, Stephen Breyer is 78. (Scalia was 79 when he passed.) If another justice departs the court, there wouldn’t be any more 4-4 splits. Depending upon which justice departs (and on Justice Kennedy’s thinking on the cases), you would probably see some 4-3 splits in favor of the originalist view.

- God forbid -

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Or perhaps Ginsburg, Kennedy and Breyer all die - God forbid - and the court can just hand down 3-2 splits until a Republican president saves the day. Unless the future republican presidential nominees can't find their ass using both their hands, and the court dwindles to just Chief Justice Roberts. WIN!!!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwSfvxhWIAAwwx2.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

It's a testament to how Trump has fucked with normal discourse that NRO is neutered these days.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

So I appreciate reminders of NRO's previous battshittery:

Tomorrow is the only trial Hillary Clinton will ever face for her crimes.

She will never be dragged into a court of law. Not just for the reason Andy McCarthy spelled out regarding her classified e-mail crimes – because a trial would expose the president’s own misdeeds. Even on the pay-for-play foundation, some minions might – someday – face legal consequences, but Hillary herself will skate. She’s protected, in the mafia sense.

Nor would a Senate trial convict her, if it were to come to that, rendering impeachment pointless. So long as the Democrats hold at least one-third of the Senate, it will never vote for her removal from office, no matter what she’s done in the past or does in the future. Literally, no matter what real-world action she takes – arresting David Bossie, shutting down Breitbart, closing churches that won’t perform gay marriages. I’d still like to think she wouldn’t try any of that – or at least that she wouldn’t be able to find anyone willing to do it on her order. But if she did, it is a metaphysical certitude that she would get at least 34 Democratic senators to vote against her removal from office. After seeing what’s happened over the past eight years, to suggest otherwise is delusional.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

At least that post is somewhat within the bounds of reality - author recognizes that a) impeachment is futile and b) she probably wouldn't try to do those things

Mordy, Monday, 7 November 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

No posts!

Do Conservative Intellectuals Have More Fun?

by PETER AUGUSTINE LAWLER

December 6, 2016 11:33 AM So conservative public intellectuals — such as our good friend Yuval Levin — are thrilled that an article in the New York Times (not written by Ross Douthat) actually said that liberals have something to learn from conservatives. Liberals, in their programs for students, are all about progressive activism. Conservatives are all about Great Books — usually the greatest hits of our tradition of political philosophy. That might mean, as Damon Linker puts it, that conservatives are actually winning on the intellectual front. Liberals have to counter by getting their students to spend their quality time reading real books together.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Manning isn’t a woman in need of rescue. He’s a soldier who committed serious crimes. He wasn’t a “whistleblower,” as many of his defenders claim. He just dumped hundreds of thousands of classified documents into the public domain for the purposes of “worldwide discussion, debates, and reforms” without the slightest regard for the lives of others. There is no excuse. Manning is a traitor who pled guilty to a lesser offense to avoid the full penalty for his crimes. He has received too much mercy already. Obama’s commutation of his sentence is a disgrace.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link

Barfing in my mouth

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link

it's no surprise that conservatives would lean heavily against pardoning her, because conservatives tend to side with the state whenever it uses its war powers and police powers, regardless of the details of the case. they would reflexively discount any argument that conscience and one's duties as a citizen gave manning enough authority to override the orders of a superior officer. as a liberal, I give more weight to the authority of conscience than anyone at NRO ever would.

still, it seems to me that whether or not manning committed a crime of sufficient weight as not to deserve clemency is something reasonable people could disagree about. NRO takes much worse positions upon far weaker grounds. this opinion, at least, can be respected as having a leg to stand on, even if vehemently objecting to an act of mercy is nagl for half a dozen reasons.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Reasonable people don't misgender trans women in print tho

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

of the recent intelligence breaches chelsea's situation is for sure the easiest to empathize w/ - from the leak to the conditions she was treated etc - i think i'm more skeptical re leaks than ilx in general and i think obama did the right think commuting her sentence. less sure that snowden should be pardoned and def think assange is a pos. NRO weirdly doesn't see that these things rest on a continuum - all violations of national security are equal in both damage done to the US and sympathy for the motivation. i guess bc violations of trust immediately put one outside the communal SELF + mark you as an outsider whom conservatives fastidiously ostracize (if not worse), no matter how and why they occurred; there's no comprehension of "patriotic criticism" (unless the criticism is of the 'we need two Stalins! No, fifty Stalins!' type)

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link

I'm a bit conflicted about the Manning case, in part b/c of the barbarism of the sentence handed to her in relation to her crimes. David French, floated as a Trump alternative last summer, you might recall, is a former armed forces guy, thus less, ah, able to appreciate the quality of mercy.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:29 (seven years ago) link

there's nothing to pardon Snowden of, he hasn't been convicted of anything, much less sentenced. sorry if this is the 100th time somebody pointed this out, I'm catching up.

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link

The same was true of Nixon, yet he was granted a pardon by Ford.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

anyway NRO is a grease fire that is eternally refreshed with rancid oil from the Koch's dog food factories, so why does this thread still exist?

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link

A president's pardoning power isn't dependent on conviction.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link

VDH, reminding me of NRO's glory days

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/444235/donald-trump-challenge-self-control

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link

Who would oppose deporting illegal alien law-breakers or the neo-Confederate idea of nullifying federal law inherent in sanctuary cities?

rip states' rights

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:15 (seven years ago) link

I also question the constitutionality of sanctuary cities tbh

(guess that's for the uncool conservative beliefs thread)

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

If Trump continues with these long overdue corrections and can unite with the Congress to push through legislation on economic reform, there will arise a sense among even some of his opponents on the left that the Obama trajectory of tribal polarization, doubling the debt, foreign-policy chaos, anemic growth, rogue federal agencies, climate-change obstructionism, etc. could not go on as it was.

uhhh am i reading this right

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

did he say the "Obama" trajectory of tribal polarization, doubling the debt, foreign-policy chaos, anemic growth, rogue federal agencies, climate-change obstructionism

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link

this surprises you?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link

ha been a while since i've read VDH and needed to remember that "the opposite of what you say is true"

marcos, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link

oh, i doubt it's constitutional too -- merely struck by how nullification is suddenly a bad thing again

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link

I also question the constitutionality of sanctuary cities tbh

? not sure what's unconstitutional about it, the feds can't dictate how local PDs allocate resources, and it isn't the local PDs jobs to turn over arrestees to immigration. Now, if a federal deportation force is put in place in sanctuary cities and the local PDs don't defer to their authority, *that's* unconstitutional.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link

By ignoring the federal government's jurisdiction over immigration, the states are in effect ignoring -- I won't use "nullifying," for crissakes -- the law. No? Am I getting something wrong?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

they're not ignoring the federal government's jurisdiction, the federal government can come in and take those people any time they want. they just aren't notifying the feds that they have them. cuz who has time for that shit (and who's going to pay for it?)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

also it's not states that are doing this, it's municipalities.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link

our mayor's not having it

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SF-Mayor-Lee-stands-up-to-Trump-says-city-10883956.php

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm all for a city-led 2017 nullification crisis tbqh

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link

idk i don't see how it's different from some mississippi sheriff saying well, those are some nice federal civil rights laws you got but you're gonna have to come down here and enforce them yourselves

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

exactly

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

it is explicitly NOT within municipal police departments jurisdiction to enforce immigration law. Immigration is handled by the feds. It is explicitly within municipal police departments' jurisdiction to follow civil rights laws because that's how those laws were written - they apply to all citizens, regardless of what state or city they are in. I'm Not getting where the confusion is arising from here. Congress has not passed laws mandating that municipalities have to bear the burden and costs of performing the ICE's job. You guys get that immigration law is *completely separate* from criminal law, right...? Someone is arrested for, say, stealing a car. From the local police department's point of view, it's their job to handle the arrest and prosecution of this person for stealing a car. It is NOT their job to check the person's immigration status, notify the feds, hold them until the feds show up, keep database/immigration records on who they arrest etc.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link

Right, but these men and women who are targeted aren't citizens?

I'm not being snarky -- I'm trying to figure out my position.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:22 (seven years ago) link

the cops don't know that! No one walks around with citizenship papers, what is this Nazi Germany oh wait

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link

I don't carry around my birth certificate, do you? Imagine what it means for a locL PD and the general populace if every single person arrested has to be detained until they prove their citizenship status.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:47 (seven years ago) link

Two, the media-driven, left-wing derangement is unprecedented

One word for you, Victor: Birtherism.

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Thursday, 26 January 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link

by JAY NORDLINGER January 30, 2017 11:44 AM @JAYNORDLINGER

Earlier this morning, I walked down Memory Lane a little: The Left was always telling conservatives that, thanks to our privileged lives, we could not see how the other half lived. We were blind to their suffering and deaf to their cries.

Of course, the same accusation is heard today. It comes from the Left — but also from the Right. And frankly, I hear it more from the Right, day in, day out.

Anyway, a further stroll down Memory Lane — to the Democratic convention of 1984. Mario Cuomo was the keynote speaker, and here is a taste of what he said: “A shining city is perhaps all the president sees from the portico of the White House and the veranda of his ranch, where everyone seems to be doing well.”

I remember burning when I heard Cuomo say that (and everything else). Where to begin? Maybe with this: Reagan was the son of an itinerate, alcoholic shoe salesman. When a kid, Reagan was sent to the butcher to get scraps for the cat. Only the Reagans didn’t have a cat.

Etc.

Moreover, Reagan’s policies helped the poor and struggling above all, because the well-off really didn’t need the help: Economic growth, no economic growth; jobs, no jobs — the well-off were fine. They always are.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link

etc.

mookieproof, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Reagan’s policies helped the poor and struggling above all
*

* citation needed

bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

no thanks

marcos, Monday, 30 January 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

How is Jay Nordlinger not dead from a fatal wedgie?

Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4pX3lEVYAASzTp.jpg

smdh

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

mmm

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

ewww

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

nerdlinger surprisingly reasonable here?

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/444924/six-quick-points-flynn-affair-and-trump-kremlin-allegations

1) A line is developing on the right — it is even embraced by the president himself: General Flynn was the victim of unpatriotic saboteurs within the government. Okay. Why did the president fire him? Why didn’t the president stick with this victim of unpatriotic saboteurs? The president didn’t have to fire him, you know. Flynn could be at his side today — and forever, or as long as the Trump presidency lasts. Oddly, Trump is crying foul play. Almost as though he had nothing to do with Flynn’s ouster. When he was the ouster. Just yesterday, his press secretary, Sean Spicer, said, “We’ve been reviewing and evaluating this issue with respect to General Flynn on a daily basis for a few weeks trying to ascertain the truth. The evolving and eroding level of trust as a result of this situation and a series of other questionable incidents is what led the president to ask General Flynn for his resignation.” “Other questionable incidents.” That is an intriguing phrase. Anyway, the line now is that Flynn is a victim? I find this hard to square. 2) The president has tweeted, “This Russian connection non-sense is merely an attempt to cover-up the many mistakes made in Hillary Clinton’s losing campaign.” Could be. Or could be that there were contacts between Trump officials and Russian officials during the campaign — contacts that warrant an inquiry. 3) Apparently, General Flynn, through his conduct, was made vulnerable to Russian blackmail. This is undesirable, to say the least. 4) The reaction to the Flynn affair, and to Trump-Kremlin allegations, has been extreme, many people say. A “freakout.” It is also true, I think, that, just as you can overreact, you can underreact. (Under-freak?) Going nuts is stupid; so is being blasé. 5) It’s often useful to ask, “What if the shoe were on the other foot? What if it were the other party doing it, not my party? What would I think and say?” If Democrats had an identical relationship to the Putin regime, what would Republicans say? And since when are Democrats so national security–conscious? Bill O’Reilly said to Trump, “Putin’s a killer.” Trump replied, “There are a lot of killers. We’ve got a lot of killers. What, you think our country’s so innocent?” If a Democratic president had said the same — can you imagine the Republican reaction? 6) Campaigning in October, Trump said, “WikiLeaks! I love WikiLeaks.” The crowd cheered. Trump continued, “It’s amazing how nothing is secret today.” He meant that positively.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

marcos, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Yes. that is a reasonable set of statements, based upon a reasonable set of judgments. a person needs to be pretty far gone into fantasy or insanity never to reach a reasonable conclusion.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

NRO has been disappointing if not desolate lately, uploading culture war clickbait so they don't have to think about Trump.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

first line from Jonah's latest:

"Most informed people understand that this is a remarkably stupid time to be alive."

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/445307/tonight-really-big-moment-repeal-and-replace-effort

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link

Uh, I think you linked to a different piece. A nice line from the link is:

It is not reassuring to hear President Trump declare, “Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.” Er, yes, Mr. President, just about anyone who spent more than ten minutes looking at the issues involved could see that coming.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

It appears that Jonah is willing to go down proudly flying the flag of defiance. That's ok by me. Anything that brings confusion upon the enemy is ok by me. Even if it's pouting and face-pulling from the paleo-right.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link

maybe i misunderstand but afaik paleo-right == nationalists/nativists/isolationists i.e. Trump supporters. jonah == neocon.

Mordy, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

sorry. my taxonomy of dreadful people is a bit weak at times.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Jonah doesn't, though. On TV he's a weasel.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

he twists himself in knots pleasing every side.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

he said, flashing his badge

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'vdhanson' is the worst fucking twitter handle,
c'mon son

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:56 (seven years ago) link

I be like venereal like Hanson

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link

at least he had the decency to kick off paragraph two with a benghazi ref so i could go and do something more useful with my time than read the rest, like slam my nuts in a dresser drawer

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

The Un-Nutting of Bizarro

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

by VICTOR DAVIS HANSON April 6, 2017 12:38 PM @VDHANSON

The House Intelligence Committee fights, the Susan Rice revelations, the stale Russian collusion story, the Gorsuch battle, the Bannon battles, the end of the filibuster, etc. are all different fronts of the same existential struggle: the unlikely Trump victory is unpalatable for the Left and its dangerous ramifications for the entire progressive project must be stopped by any means necessary.

I think it was understandable (though I might disagree with that decision) — after acting on whistleblower information and bringing the non-Russian-related intercepts, unmasking, and leaking to the attention of the committee and the country that otherwise likely would never have seen the light of day — that Chairman Devin Nunes both stays on as chair on the Intelligence Committee, but like Jeff Sessions in the matter of the Justice Department, temporarily recuses himself from directly investigating the various charges. In this entire hysteria, Nunes has acted ethically and was done an injustice by those who acted unethically and who will now only be emboldened.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link

nuts, meet drawer

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link

again :(

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link

I think it was understandable (though I might disagree with that decision) — after acting on whistleblower information and bringing the non-Russian-related intercepts, unmasking, and leaking to the attention of the committee and the country that otherwise likely would never have seen the light of day — that Chairman Devin Nunes both stays on as chair on the Intelligence Committee, but like Jeff Sessions in the matter of the Justice Department, temporarily recuses himself from directly investigating the various charges.

Anyone who could publish such an ugly-ass, confusing, tangled up sentence and proudly attach his name to it, is neither a good writer nor a clear thinker.

P.S. @VDHANSON eh? When I was young, V.D. carried a very specific meaning.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link

It's related to the Mmmbop Virus

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 April 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link

what aimless said x 10,00. not only is VDH smoke screening for the Putin-puppet, this jerk can't even write a coherent sentence. how er appropriate.

Dogshit Critic (m coleman), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Well, he's of a type -- old Central Valley dude out here, complaining about everyone not like him. Been doing that for years, and now that his last big fantasy seems to be crashing badly, so is he.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link

what aimless said x 10,00. not only is VDH smoke screening for the Putin-puppet, this jerk can't even write a coherent sentence. how er appropriate.

― Dogshit Critic (m coleman), Thursday, April 6, 2017

I couldn't resist commenting.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

aww..

Eons ago — like 2009 — I saw the word “bleg” a lot. It means, I think, to ask for information via a blog. I don’t see the word much anymore. But in any case: Can you help a brother out?

I begin my Impromptus today with the idea of a “Thank you,” “Thank you” society. America is such a society. The double “thank you” is inherent to capitalism. You want something, and you’re willing and able to pay for it.

You hand the money over. The other guy says, “Thank you.” He hands over the goods. You say, “Thank you.”

It’s “Thank you,” “Thank you.” Everybody wins. Nobody gets the shaft.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

Heartwarming.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link

Nobody gets the shaft except the people who aren't able to pay for the things they need but hey! It's "Thank you," "Thank you."

✓ (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

To be fair to Jay Nordlinger, that was surely inspired by the cranky right-wing thing going around a week or two ago by somebody who was super-mad about people thanking the clerk after they purchased something -- YOU are keeping THEIR STORE afloat with YOUR MONEY, YOU owe them NO THANKS!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-_z8P1XoAIvLIO.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 May 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

each forum gets the walter white it deserves

we have no facts and we're voting no (Hunt3r), Thursday, 4 May 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link

Well, it IS Williamson, he looks the part.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

Can you help a brother out?

No thank you

Dogshit Critic (m coleman), Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

Thanks for the Google lesson, Ramesh.

Dennis Prager remarks that most women, if asked, will embrace the label ”feminist.” The remark inspired me to do a few minutes of Googling.

A Vox poll from 2015 found that only 18 percent of respondents considered themselves feminists. I didn’t find a breakdown by sex, but women were 52 percent of the sample. Even if every man in the poll rejected the label, there’s no way a majority of women accepted it.

A YouGov poll from 2016 found that only 32 percent of women said yes to the label, while 45 percent said no.

But a Washington Post/Kaiser Family Foundation poll from last year found higher rates of self-identification as feminist, perhaps because it gave respondents both the options of “strong feminist” and “feminist” (as well as “not a feminist,” “anti-feminist,” and “no opinion”). In that poll, 17 percent of women chose “strong feminist” and 43 percent chose “feminist.”

I conclude that it is fair to say that whether most American women consider themselves feminists is at least open to dispute.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

that's about three hairs' breadth from opening a piece with 'webster's english dictionary defines <topic of this column> as...'

A quick Google search defines "feminism" as one of Taylor Swift's squad goals

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

The comments are not as brainless as I expecte.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

a bunch of NRinOs

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

The same theory of law, order, and personal responsibility without excuses that his attorney general has decided is good for petty drug offenses ought to be good for the conduct of the Oval Office, too.

Mordy, Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

tell'em, Mordy!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

it's a quote from the article

Mordy, Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

god conservatives with a conscience have to be the most delusional bullshitters of all

"Any one of a basic array of conservative virtues — intellectual humility, deference to custom, acceptance of time-honored norms — would have spared Trump the last week’s news"

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 May 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

otm they think that Trump voters should value "intellectual humility" "restraint" zzzzzzzz but then these wouldn't be Trump voters, that's among what they're rejecting!

also with these dudes they're all "we must practice moderation" but there's always some issue (usually abortion ) where they go completely against that, it's so hollow.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 20 May 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

well they probably think that the correct, traditional view was usurped or whatever so there's always a rider that you should be a good burkean except for when correcting the errors of history is concerned

j., Saturday, 20 May 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

Rationalization is a helluva drug.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

it helps u be cool w voting for the iraq war tho yay values

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 20 May 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

Guess who's back and on the political beat!

President Trump was there with the First Lady and his daughter, Ivanka, and son-in-law, now both administration officials, among others, including the Secretary of State. After meeting with the pontiff, the president could be heard saying: “I won’t forget what you said.” Both he and his wife appeared to be moved by the visit — it would be hard not to be.

Watching early in the morning U.S. times – the cable channels and EWTN, the Catholic channel were covering it live – it all seemed quite respectful, quite warm, quite human. One can imagine for a president who does appear somewhat in over his head, the encounter with a holy man, while official, could have also been a respite. (After all, is it possible that the most used word last week — especially in the media, but also in private conversations by non-politicos “impeachment”?)

Some of the photos seem to suggest as much.

Headlines and commentaries in the past — and today — suggest the two opponents. Taking the pope at his word, he wanted to hear the president out. Taking the president and the First Lady at their word — and tweets — there was something more about this day than other days.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 9h9 hours ago

Honor of a lifetime to meet His Holiness Pope Francis. I leave the Vatican more determined than ever to pursue PEACE in our world.

truly, we have never seen a tweet of this caliber from this president before. perhaps there is something more about this day than other days.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

ok then

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/447991/cook-poem

JoeStork, Friday, 26 May 2017 05:25 (six years ago) link

this bit is...otm?

And speaking of androids, Michael Fassbender, who reprises his robot role from Prometheus and as a second, outwardly identical, robot is really very good. But I would much rather Ridley Scott had made a My Dinner with Andre–style movie with the two robots just talking to each other for 90 minutes. That’s clearly where Scott’s heart is.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/448092/alien-covenant-review-androids

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

Not jokes, just touched by this tribute to the late mailroom guy

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/448515/alex-batey-rip

softie (silby), Sunday, 11 June 2017 03:37 (six years ago) link

Belongs on the rolling obit thread imo

El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 June 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ladies and gents...Victor Davis Hanson.

by VICTOR DAVIS HANSON June 29, 2017 11:12 AM @VDHANSON

Just when the media take-out of Trump has backfired and exposed an endemic absence of journalistic ethics and chronic malpractice, Trump goes on another crass and extraneous Twitter attack against the increasing irrelevant MSNBC morning hosts (who have in turn often unprofessionally attacked him).

The point is not to suggest another “watch your tweets” warning to Trump, but rather a reminder that lots of hoi polloi Trump base supporters are slowly growing tired of the distractions. For them the point is not just “acting presidential” (we are, after all, in the post-Obama age of televised presidential Final Four picks, tough-guy attacks on Sean Hannity, GloZell, To Pimp a Butterfly, and ankle bracelets going off in the White House) but rather distractions from the agenda.l

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

he can't even hate the president without swiping at Obama and...Kendrick Lamar.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link

wow a whole universe of Obama scandals I was unaware of.

President Keyes, Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

ankle bracelets!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

I remember that time my Obama phone interfered with my ankle bracelet and I wound up teleported into the dumbest bill and ted's bogus presidency elevator pitch ever.

popcorn michael awaits trumptweet (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

I remember when I signed up for Obamacare and was automatically registered as a member of the Gangster Disciples

President Keyes, Thursday, 29 June 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

LOLwry is disappointed

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

This guy.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 August 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

Kind of staggered that out of "America First" / "enemies of the people" / "cosmopolitan" / "globalist", it's the first that he calls anti-semitic.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 5 August 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

NRO-adjacent J. Pod tweet, but look at the actual list that he calls "sheer PC."

The sheer PCness of this list is suffocating. https://t.co/qkDH5Kf6D0

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 11, 2017

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 11 August 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

i mean i get it. too much munro.

Mordy, Friday, 11 August 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

I'm fine with him being suffocated tbh

Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Friday, 11 August 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

the sheer PC-ness of Tolstoy

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 August 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

MEMOIRS OF HADRIAN, BY MARGUERITE YOURCENAR

great pick - read this last year. fantastic book.

Mordy, Friday, 11 August 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

ok i think calling a book list PC sucks but let's at least be honest - he's not talking about moby dick or tolstoy being PC. he's talking about nora ephron.

Mordy, Friday, 11 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

but let's be honest, he's talking about a book list featuring women and people of colour. and that's his problem.

Senator Luther Strange (stevie), Saturday, 12 August 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

right, exactly. ding him on what he's saying (that a list of women and people of color is PC) and not on what he's not (that a conventional canonical best books list is PC).

Mordy, Saturday, 12 August 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link

But it's not a list of women and black people and Native Americans. It's a list that includes SOME women and black people and Native Americans. It is the very heart of modern conservatism to see a group of people that's 70% white and say "what is up with this PC list of people of color"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 12 August 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

also, that list is extremely, extremely, extremely conventional. Toni Morrison won the Nobel Prize! So did Alice Munro! Podhoretz's problems isn't that he thinks the conventional Western canon is being thrown aside in favor of no-talent women and black people, it's that he thinks the women and black people in the conventional Western canon are there by mistake!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 12 August 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

i just counted it and it's 63 / 80 non-white male. i think it's great - i don't need to read another list of every canonical male white author. but calling that 70% white (even tho it might be true bc it has a lot of white ladies on it) misrepresents that it is definitely not a canonical list.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 August 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

you didn't scroll down enough imo

Mordy, Saturday, 12 August 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

All you wingnuts mad because someone might make you bake a cake for gay people can now shut the fuck up forever https://t.co/dCN2E6LjgC

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) August 15, 2017

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

Later that year, Stanford’s conservative publication, the Stanford Review, considered hosting an appearance by Yiannopoulos. A lone graduate student had invited him, but needed to find a student group to sponsor the event. I, an editor at the time, was present in the meetings. “Someone should sponsor his lecture — it’s a matter of free speech,” argued a confused fellow editor. But soon other editors made different arguments: “This will create a huge stir,” said one. “It will drive the social-justice warriors crazy,” offered another.

This was certainly true, and a point worth considering. Campus leftists would definitely have protested the event, and might even have tried to shut it down. As one influential editor put it: “Best-case scenario is that the SJWs freak out and we get another Berkeley.” We all knew what he meant: Inviting Yiannopoulos could bait the Left to do something silly and destructive, drawing media coverage that would allow us to act as martyrs for free speech on campus. That is, the left-wing riots were not the price or downside of inviting Yiannopoulos — they were the attraction.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

I rather enjoyed the bit about him confessing that campus conservative organizations have no money and that everyone ignores them anyway.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

That is, the left-wing riots were not the price or downside of inviting Yiannopoulos — they were the attraction.

http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Wizard-of-Oz-Scarecrow.jpeg

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHhZ4tpXkAEQVps.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 18 August 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

fighting nazis is a good thing, but

nope, not gonna read any further

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 August 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

Ladies and gents, Armond White.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 August 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

Refute the Obama revolution that “transformed” America into an elitist state of empowered celebrities.

Huh.

committee on mindset metastructure (Hunt3r), Saturday, 19 August 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

spot the difference

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJIn5z9W0AAhHJb.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 September 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

he sure can amuse himself, this one:

In 1989, there was a movie title: “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.” Some people noted that this codified, or at least illustrated, a slip in language: It was not “I Shrank the Kids” but “I Shrunk.” I thought of this when looking at our homepage, which tells us “How ‘Fake but Accurate’ Stories Sunk Liberal Journalism.”

English is a funny language (in addition to a great one). We have “sing,” “sang,” and “sung” — I sing it, I sang it, I’ve sung it (or I’d sung it). We have “shrink,” “shrank,” and “shrunk” (still). We have “sink,” “sank,” and “sunk” (still). We have “drink,” “drank,” and “drunk.” (“Drunken” throws a curveball.) But only “swing” and “swung.” Have you noticed that little kids say “I swang at it”? Why shouldn’t they?

I’ve often said, I have no idea how foreigners learn English. So much is so random, or random-seeming.

P.S. People thought that something important occurred in 1975, when ABC launched a show called “Good Morning America.” Where was the comma? It wasn’t there. A lot of people thought that that stank. Or stunk?

P.P.S. Reagan, talking once about something on his nose, said, “I squoze it.” I loved that. Sounded like Mark Twain, and Reagan’s native Illinois. P.P.P.S. How do you feel about “sneaked” and “snuck”? Can you say that you snuck into the theater? Sure. One could go on …

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 September 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

Everyone always thinks their own language is so fucking strange and unique.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 8 September 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

Steven Pinker has written like umpteen million books about this and I'm sure they have each other's phone numbers.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 8 September 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Charles C.W. Cooke gets his civil rights history wrong:

And what of the protestors who have raised the president’s ire? Irrespective of the merits of their cause — and, for what it’s worth, I think they’re confusing some genuinely terrible incidents for a “structure” or a “trend” — it strikes me that they, too, are going about this in precisely the wrong way. The most successful movements in American history have elected to laud America and its ideals, and then to complain about exclusion or hypocrisy or a failure to consummate vows. This, eventually, was the course Frederick Douglass took. It was the course that MLK took, with his soaring talk of a defaulted-upon “promissory note.” It was the course taken by the suffragettes. To appeal to America at the outset of an indictment is to ensure that skeptical listener hears the subsequent criticism as “we want in” rather than “we want out.” In taking the opposite path, Kapaernick and co. have made a serious tactical mistake — a mistake that will stunt any growth they hope to enjoy. Before the details of their charge were ever known, they were seen disparaging the core symbols of the nation — symbols for which many have died and bled, and which are often taken as proxies for the Constitution, the family, and even for God — and, in some cases, they were seen praising the dictator of a perennial American foe.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 September 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

Related to this NYT op-ed from Sept 1st:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/09/01/opinion/civil-rights-protest-resistance.html

OP-ED CONTRIBUTORS
Waiting for a Perfect Protest?

By MICHAEL MCBRIDE, TRACI BLACKMON, FRANK REID and BARBARA WILLIAMS SKINNER

SEPTEMBER 1, 2017

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

is Rich Lowry in bad health? He looked cadaverous on Meet The Press yesterday w/one eye severely bloodshot. of course he spewed flag-wrapped "patriotic" nonsense about the NFL protests

Amazing Random (m coleman), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

and, in some cases, they were seen praising the dictator of a perennial American foe

Like, say, V. Poutine?

stop the mandolinsanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

is Rich Lowry in bad health? He looked cadaverous on Meet The Press yesterday w/one eye severely bloodshot. of course he spewed flag-wrapped "patriotic" nonsense about the NFL protests

― Amazing Random (m coleman), Monday, September 25, 2017 1:29 PM (fifty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

double bourbons at Peggy Noonan's brunch

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

man if that's what it was he looked like the hitch on his absolute worst morning-after

Amazing Random (m coleman), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

VDH, excited about writing purple prose again:

Outside the NFL bubble today, most of America, to the extent it still watches, now sees Sunday afternoon pop demonstrations as increasingly a farce, played out among players who appear neither exploited nor as exemplary model sportsmen, but rather as overpaid and pampered. Given the NFL’s enormous overhead, even a 10–20 percent reduction in attendance and viewing could send financial tsunamis throughout the league.

Nor do the protesting players come across as informed, brave social-justice warriors on the barricades of dissent, but as mostly unable to explain to their fans precisely why and how they are mistreated or why America is a flawed society that does not deserve momentary iconic respect each week. If players were concerned about violence and injustice, why not collect a voluntary 10 percent contribution from the league’s multimillionaire players and use it to fund programs that address systematic and lethal violence in inner-city communities such as Baltimore or Chicago? And if ethics and values are the players’ issues, why over the last decade has there been an increase in player off-field violence and arrests, often marked by well-publicized violence against women?

The owners, again fairly or not, are not viewed any longer so much as maverick tycoons and eccentric entrepreneurs or philanthropic regional family dynasties of the past, but rather as billionaire corporate magnates who invest their riches in glitzy cultural trophies and expect the state to subsidize their excesses. They are going down the Google/Apple/Facebook grandee path of losing their cultural appeal and, with it, their brand.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/451695/trump-nfls-problems-house-cards

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

in other national review related news, i never heard about this "affair" until this morning's newspaper. kinda like bill buckley's jack henry abbott!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/24/nyregion/edgar-smith-killer-who-duped-william-f-buckley-dies-at-83.html?action=click&contentCollection=obituaries®ion=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=sectionfront

Amazing Random (m coleman), Monday, 25 September 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

that whole story is *insane*

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link

surely Vidal had some pithy comments about it

Οὖτις, Monday, 25 September 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLYec6vXoAAX4b3.jpg:small

lol this kid

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

Dennis Prager has a message for y'all.

Here is a list of eight truths about males and sexual objectification for those who have a degree in any of the “social sciences.”

1. It is completely normal for heterosexual men to see women to whom they are sexually attracted as sex objects.

2. That such sexual objectification is normal and has nothing to do with misogyny is proved by, among other things, the fact that homosexual men see men to whom they are sexually attracted as sex objects. If heterosexual men are misogynists, homosexual men are man-haters.

3. One reason for this is the almost unique power of the visual to sexually arouse men. Men are aroused just by glancing at a female arm, ankle, calf, thigh, stomach — even without ever seeing the woman’s face. Those legs, calves, arms, etc. are sexual objects. That’s why there are innumerable websites featuring them. There is nothing analogous for women. Of course, a woman can be aroused seeing a particularly handsome and masculine man. But there are no websites for women to stare at men’s legs or other male body parts.

4. Every normal heterosexual man who sees a woman as a sexual object can also completely respect her mind, her character, and everything else non-sexual about her. Men do this all the time.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link

It is a sign of the times that these eight points need to be spelled out. The question is, Why? Why are any of these points — known to just about every woman and man who ever lived prior to the 1960s — controversial to so many well-educated people today?

The answer is leftism and its offshoot, feminism.

makes u think

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link

That is a taut and satisfying answer which neatly addresses any follow-up questions I might have otherwise had.

You don't know how bad I hate terrible grammer. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:36 (six years ago) link

It's electrifying to be alive during such a renaissance of thought. It's like sitting at the feet of Play-Doh.

You don't know how bad I hate terrible grammer. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

i'm sure this has been discussed on this thread before and/or others, but are there ANY "conservative intellectuals" who aren't just actually idiots with thesauruses? As much as I dig the Crooked Media gang, they often make passing reference to the existence of some kind of serious conservatism that argues intelligently and in good faith, but for the life of me I cannot think of one single actual example of such a person. Do they really still mean, like, George Will? Jesus...

evol j, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

there ANY "conservative intellectuals" who aren't just actually idiots with thesauruses?

no

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

My takeaway is that we need to start a website that features the body parts of men (not their faces), the first of its kind, so that women can fantasize about them. I’m no entrepreneur, but I believe demand vastly outweighs supply, and it’s time to capitalize

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link

I get the impression that the "center conservative intellectuals" are actually among the dumbest figures on the right. I'm sure that Bannon and the more radical "alt-right" thinkers are smarter than anyone who writes for National Review or the Federalist.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

valerie solanas to thread xp

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

I'm sure that Bannon and the more radical "alt-right" thinkers are smarter than anyone who writes for National Review or the Federalist.

not if the contents of those leaked milo emails are anything to go by

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

Weekly Standard, The American Conservative, Reason and Commentary are all better than National Review.

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

better as in they actually know what they're talking about or better as in they don't just drool onto their keyboards and then press SEND?

evol j, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

well look we're talking about the media there's plenty of drooling going on everywhere but those institutions publish thought provoking articles on occasion. nb that i don't "read" any of them as magazines - i just get sent articles a lot and i notice that most of them come from those places.

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

(not most of all articles i get sent in total obv - most of the interesting right-wing articles i read)

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

the only conservative intellectuals I think are being honest with themselves are paleo-Catholics who advocate a retreat from the secular world

.oO (silby), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

rod dreher writes for american conservative fwiw

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

boy does he ever

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

I read Larison at American Conservative regularly.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

Dreher at least practices a little self-scrutiny.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

that's a euphemism for guilty masturbation right

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

As much as I dig the Crooked Media gang, they often make passing reference to the existence of some kind of serious conservatism that argues intelligently and in good faith....

I always attributed that to them being in DC too long and having the received establishment thinking soak in too deep.

It’s the same kinda thinking and cognitive obsession with balance/centering/moderation/bipartisanship that feeds this delusions, isn’t it? That doesn’t account for changes in the GOP that removed all the Rockefeller/northeastern republicans after the 70s.

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOmsoptW0AAUwsF.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

"Ladies and gentlemen" always sounded absurd in the context of subway announcements.

Laaadies aaaaaaand Gentlemen! Due to police activity at 14th Street Union Square all uptown 4 and 5 trains are currently delayed.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

first they came for 'pocketbooks' and i said nothing

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

LOLry is happy

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

wow, he's right, they've accomplished so much great stuff, good job team!

Moodles, Monday, 18 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

"...we can’t say that we’ve come up empty handed."

Interesting choice of phrasing here.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So of course I have pneumonia. Because that's what everyone comes back from Hawaii with.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 3, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

2018 is looking up.

Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

yeah, it must have been hawaii that gave him pneumonia rather than spending years blogging from the front seat of his car as his lungs struggle to process the vehicle’s swampy, cargo-short-tainted air

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_845ywsAF1Oc/R14KltELALI/AAAAAAAAAF0/hG8T6VV0uy4/s320/jonah_goldberg_in_car.jpg

"Waddup, peeps? Any #NeverTrumpers with big knockers looking to cool it behind Wal-Mart, hit me up!!"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I showed this to Lord Sotosyn, who, aghast, asked me to post it here, in honor of his 'delightful' appearance last night on Tucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNbmLIW8PmA

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 January 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

no quotation marks necessary

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 January 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

A dark delight if you will.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 January 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MfH7jJF.png

ladies and gentlemen, righteous christian thinker rod dreher

mookieproof, Monday, 22 January 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, as it were

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Monday, 22 January 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

That’s so un-Christian it offends me as a Jew

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Monday, 22 January 2018 22:59 (six years ago) link

Hey you guys don't know he's not white.

(That's what "Christian" means, right?)

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

tbf ‘the destructive culture of the poor’ might the whitest phrase ever written

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

he didn't give me enough of a chance to think about section 8 houseing

chinavision!, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

"the people who turned their neighborhood into a shithole"

oh. you must mean the slumlord who lives down the block from you.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

Remember back during the early Clinton years when the Left made a big push for paid family leave via a federal mandate to employers? Fortunately, that was stopped – but the idea won’t go away. Recently, two AEI scholars advanced the idea of paid family leave, but not through a mandate on employers. Their concept was to tap into Social Security. New parents could collect Social Security for twelve weeks, but to offset that, they would have to wait somewhat longer before becoming eligible for Social Security retirement benefits. Apparently, that idea has found some favor in Republican circles.

In my latest article for Forbes, I argue that this is still a bad idea.

Why? In essence, it’s Obama’s “Life of Julia” stuff with a conservative pedigree, continuing to promote the notion that the purpose of government is to provide for our needs.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 February 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

christ on a fucking crutch that's depressing

america is 20th out of the 21 highest-income countries when it comes to the length of protected maternity leave btw

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

continuing to promote the notion that the purpose of government is to provide for our needs

^ Longs for the good old days when the purpose of government was to hunt down your escaped slaves and return them to you.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link

technically that too would be providing for a need, from the point of view of the slave-owning class, so i now have to wonder whether this person wants a government that provides for things we don't need, or one that actively obstructs us from having our needs met, or what.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 February 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

It's always easy to find evidence of my belief that American conservatives are essentially death cultists who seek to cause the preventable, premature deaths of as many humans as possible

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Monday, 5 February 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

Arm Teachers

by ROBERT VERBRUGGEN February 15, 2018 10:21 AM @RAVERBRUGGEN

I agree with everything my colleague David French wrote this morning about yesterday’s tragedy. We are facing a jarring rise of highly deadly mass shootings — even if such incidents remain a tiny share of our overall homicide problem — and we must remain vigilant in our communities. I further agree with Jim Geraghty that authorities must act on the information they receive. Too often when these things happen, there were warning signs that should have led to action before anyone was killed.

Also, we can make schools more secure.

As Robby Soave notes over at Reason, many schools have already taken numerous steps, such as installing metal detectors; Marjory Stoneman Douglas itself has a resource officer. There are also downsides to putting more cops in schools, such as their growing involvement in what should be mere discipline issues.

But here are two reforms that schools can make at minimal expense. First, if they have unarmed security guards, they can hire armed ones instead. And two, they can pay their teachers a little extra to become trained as armed security guards and carry guns while on the job.

Per the Houston Chronicle’s Chron.com, The amount of training required (to become an armed guard( in each state varies. In Oklahoma, for instance, applicants must complete two phases of unarmed guard training, for a total of 40 hours, and 32 hours of firearms training; Tennessee requires only four hours of unarmed guard training and eight hours of firearms training.

That’s something a teacher could easily accomplish during summer vacation, even if schools insisted on rigorous training. If a few teachers in each school did this, schools would gain a line of defense against shooters without hiring more personnel or introducing more police officers into the school environment.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/456460/florida-school-shooting-arm-teachers

marcos, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

i'm not a teacher but i think if my employer asked me to be ready to murder people as part of my job - even in self-defence - i'd probably have some serious objections even if there was a 'little extra' payment for doing so

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

honestly just fucking ban schools altogether, they clearly attract gun violence

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

arm teachers

thats where we are

marcos, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

That's where the NRO is, anyway.

Simon H., Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

can't imagine the NRO really wants to see armed teachers unions -- probably better just to arm the students

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

In Oklahoma, for instance,

where they have school four days a week because taxes

self heating (brownie), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

tennessee armed security guard regulations are the real scandal

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/zGESLoQ.png

careful with that metaphor, jonah

mookieproof, Friday, 16 February 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link

New look! https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:15 (six years ago) link

this one's a beauty, demonstrating effortless mastery of the form

https://www.nationalreview.com/blog/corner/donald-trump-russia-policy-tougher-than-obama/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link

The narrative (God, I’m getting sick of that word) is that Trump is in league with the Russians. There’s no room in that storyline for the Trump administration to be hindering Russia.

The Trump administration is legally obligated to "hinder Russia", based on sanctions that were imposed long after the Reset button pictured from 2009. There is no conflict between the idea that his campaign accepted Russian aid during the election and the idea that his administration now enforces sanctions he is too politically weak to cancel.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link

otm on the URL

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 February 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

Over the weekend, I was covering a concert in Carnegie Hall (the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra under Gustavo Dudamel). A phrase popped into my mind: “insuperably dull.” How did it get there (apart from the playing)? Well, WFB put it there. Years ago, in conversation with me, he described a particular book as “insuperably dull.”

And that’s dull, baby.

Anyway, I note this in my contribution to the symposium. After I wrote that little contribution, I Googled the phrase (“insuperably dull”). I found that I had used it twice, in music criticism: once in 2007 and then as recently as 2015.

I should pay royalties to some Buckley fund, as much as I borrow from him and adapt him. But then, if we all did that, that fund would be filled to overflowing.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

Suckling at the suppurating teat of LRH WFB

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

"Chosen" is doing a lot of work in the first sentence. https://t.co/2Y5NjEjUB0

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) February 28, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 28 February 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXPKuX6VAAIho1V.jpg:small

#maga

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

lol imagine the dork who gives a fuck about that

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:23 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DX5xGY6WkAACOGD.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 March 2018 05:13 (six years ago) link

Excuse me what

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 10 March 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link

Hey look kids left school for a while

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) March 14, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

Eat a turd, dickface

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:01 (six years ago) link

kids. either they are our most precious resource, or they're non-entities to be ignored, depending on how your ideology frames them when power or money is at stake.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

Progressives such as Elizabeth Warren resurrect the race-based thinking of the antebellum South: ‘One drop’ and you’re a bona fide minority.

Senator Elizabeth Warren has doubled down on her insistence that she is Native American.

In her past incarnations, she probably used that yarn in hopes of helping her win a law professorship at Harvard, which touted her as the law school’s first indigenous-American professor (and others apparently referenced her as Harvard Law’s “first woman of color”). She has refused to back down (and also refused to take a DNA test), even after Native American genealogists disputed her claim.

But what if indeed the pink and blond Warren were found to have 1/32nd or even 1/16th Native American “blood”? Why would that artifact magically make her “Indian,” much less a victim of something or someone, or at least outfitted with a minority cachet?

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/03/progressives-elizabeth-warren-hillary-clinton-race-based-worldview/

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link

Kevin D. Williamson once tweeted that women who have abortions should be executed, and The Atlantic just hired him https://t.co/sPNZKLih7c

— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) March 22, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 22 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

Again, a reminder: the rules of "civil discourse" are there's almost nothing you can say about poor and black people that will make you unhirable but you're not allowed to tweet "mungo fuck" at Jeffrey Goldberg.

— Official Centrism (@pareene) March 23, 2018

Simon H., Friday, 23 March 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

Williamson will claim he's poor and (part) black.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Kevin Williamson wrote an 2012 article accusing liberals of being terrible on race that conflated liberalism and Democrats so egregiously that he's stupid or cynical or both.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

"are there's almost nothing you can say about poor and black people that will make you unhirable"

lol what tho no one actually believes this do they?

Mordy, Friday, 23 March 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

I think that's essentially correct, providing it's couched in polite enough language. Plenty of examples in the history of these NRO threads. (See also, Megan McArdle)

Simon H., Friday, 23 March 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

if you have to couch it in polite language it's not quite "almost nothing you can say"

Mordy, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

what if you say something about black ppl using the same kind of language as "mungo fuck"

Mordy, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:06 (six years ago) link

then you can be president!

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 24 March 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link

You can't say almost anything about black people and poor people and get hired everywhere but you can certainly say hideous stuff about those groups, stuff that's far more dehumanizing than using the language Mordy mentioned regarding black ppl, and keep your job at the National Review.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 24 March 2018 11:50 (six years ago) link

In her past incarnations, she probably used that yarn in hopes of helping her win a law professorship at Harvard, which touted her as the law school’s first indigenous-American professor (and others apparently referenced her as Harvard Law’s “first woman of color”). She has refused to back down (and also refused to take a DNA test), even after Native American genealogists disputed her claim.

But what if indeed the pink and blond Warren were found to have 1/32nd or even 1/16th Native American “blood”? Why would that artifact magically make her “Indian,” much less a victim of something or someone, or at least outfitted with a minority cachet?

DNA tests don't prove blood quantum aiui? And the whole idea of blood quantum anyway was made up by the government and forced arbitrarily on indigenous people based on who was there to be registered in their "tribal population" on that day, regardless of their actual family relationships or if they had married in or etc. And by now most people are like 1/28 or 1/32 and it's perfectly possible to be blonde and have blue eyes and still meet the blood quantum requirements! It's the opposite of the one drop rule!

Everything is stupid.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:10 (six years ago) link

Kevin Williamson going from National Review to the Atlantic lowers the average IQ of both magazines.

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 23, 2018

j., Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

ha

jmm, Saturday, 24 March 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

You can't say almost anything about black people and poor people and get hired everywhere but you can certainly say hideous stuff about those groups, stuff that's far more dehumanizing than using the language Mordy mentioned regarding black ppl, and keep your job at the National Review.

NR fired derbyshire and coulter for being dehumanizing/offensive towards minority groups

Mordy, Saturday, 24 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

and then they never worked again

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 24 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

In her past incarnations, she probably used that yarn

the argument from probability is weak to begin with, but he doesn't even argue why it seems probable to him. he simply continues on, as if it were a proved fact. so, this is merely an appeal to prejudice disguised as an argument from probability.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 March 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link

Saturday’s “March for Our Lives” carried the acrid whiff of moral panic. That the driving force behind the display was genuine — the event was planned and led by students from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School who are passionate advocates of gun control — is beyond doubt. But not all that is earnest is sensible, and this was a not a sensible display. Although it was invoked incessantly, as if part of a catechism, “common sense” was notably lacking from the streets and from the stage.

It is universally acknowledged in America that the death of an innocent person is a tragedy worth our attention. Where we differ is on what can — and should — be done to prevent the next one. That there exists in this country a range of considered and heartfelt opinion as to how a free society should respond to savage mass shootings apparently hasn’t occurred to the march’s participants. Repeatedly, those who disagreed with the ill-considered prescriptions of the speakers were cast as shills or monsters, or as traitors to their country, their faith, and their posterity. The worst of the vitriol was cast at Senator Marco Rubio, a man who has been more open and accommodating than most in the wake of the Parkland shooting, but who has been repaid for his efforts with attacks on his character, his sincerity, and his religious beliefs. He was far from the only target. To listen to the parade of hostility was to be told that to support the Second Amendment is to be a revanchist, an outcast, or a vassal. An exercise in persuasion this was not.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 March 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

God I hate their house writing style

Name one fucking kid actually used the terms “revanchist” “outcast” or “vassal”

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 26 March 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

It is universally acknowledged in America that the death of an innocent person is a tragedy worth our attention. Where we differ is on what can — and should — be done to prevent the next one. That there exists in this country a range of considered and heartfelt opinion as to how a free society should respond to savage mass shootings apparently hasn’t occurred to the march’s participants.

compare the billions of dollars, hundreds of thousands of dead iraqis and afghans, and time spent at airport security we expend keeping people 'safe' from being killed by terrorists vs being killed by guns

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 26 March 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link

Also note how in that first sentence they could've just kept it at "universally acknowledged" but no, they had to specify "in America" because in other countries the death of an innocent person is nbd really.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 26 March 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

“common sense” was notably lacking from the streets

lmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

The Teenage Demagogues https://t.co/PCibgIPBPJ

— Rich Lowry (@RichLowry) March 27, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link

^ This is so goddamn fucking stupid. It's as if he believes these kids wanted to be involved in a school massacre a month ago, just so they could opportunistically make a grab for power.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

that's just our Rich!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

In my day when there was a mass shooting at my school the children would bow their heads and say, "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

President Keyes, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

[https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/03/the-atlantics-bad-reasons-for-hiring-kevin-williamson.html

The Atlantic editor in chief issued a memo to the magazine’s staff this week, explaining his decision to hire conservative writer Kevin Williamson as a columnist for the magazine’s new ideas section. In addition to making the thought leader’s now-familiar case for ideological diversity, Goldberg wrote that he likes to “give people second chances and the opportunity to change.” This is an odd justification for a terrible and high-profile hire at one of the country’s most venerable political magazines.

A longtime correspondent for the National Review, Williamson is, at his best, a right-wing provocateur who writes enjoyable, if slightly retro, prose. At his worst, he’s a verbose and hateful troll. Describing a 2014 visit to the impoverished city of East St. Louis, Illinois, Williamson compared a black child to a “primate” and a “three-fifths-scale Snoop Dogg” before likening his own trip through Illinois to Marlow’s journey up the Congo River in Heart of Darkness, all within the space of a single paragraph. (He later denied, unconvincingly, that the three-fifths reference was a slavery joke.) In a column that same year about Orange Is the New Black actress Laverne Cox, Williamson compared trans people to voodoo doll worshippers. “Regardless of the question of whether he has had his genitals amputated, Cox is not a woman, but an effigy of a woman,” he wrote. He accused Bernie Sanders, a secular Jew, of leading a “nationalist-socialist movement” in a too-cute-by-half bid for rage clicks. And perhaps most notoriously, he once opined on Twitter that women who had abortions should be hanged. “I believe abortion should be treated like any other premeditated homicide,” he later clarified, in case anybody doubted his sincerity. “I’m torn on capital punishment generally; but treating abortion as homicide means what it means.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

Fun thread:

Orson Unwelles pic.twitter.com/2U6diGK4Yu

— Brendan James (@deep_beige) March 28, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link

k-will knows there's no play for mr. gray

https://i.imgur.com/VRfhEa4.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:13 (six years ago) link

oh shit williamson is younger than i am

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:23 (six years ago) link

Yeah, scary, ain’t it

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

lololol:

Dear Kevin,

You had the right to remain silent. Now every word you’ve ever uttered, and every one you ever will, can and will be held against you.

I’m sorry to have to write you, for two reasons. Sorry, first, that you have to endure having your character assailed and assassinated by people who rarely if ever read you and likely never met you. Sorry also that your hiring as a writer for The Atlantic has set off another censorious furor in media circles when surely there are more important subjects on this earth.

Then again, as my colleague Michelle Goldberg noted Friday, the question of what counts in mainstream media as “acceptable argument,” and what doesn’t, is not a small one. Every society is civilized, or blinkered, by its choice of moral and political taboos. Too many taboos blunt and bury thought. Too few coarsen and cheapen it. Part of the art of culture — and of editing — lies in finding the path between.

The case against you, as best as I can tell, rests on three charges. You think abortion is murder and tweeted — appallingly in my view — that doctors and women should perhaps be hanged for it. You believe “sex is a biological reality” and that gender should not be a choice. And you once boorishly described an African-American boy in East St. Louis, Ill., “raising his palms to his clavicles, elbows akimbo, in the universal gesture of primate territorial challenge.”

Oh, another thing: As a NeverTrumper, you’re guilty of being insufficiently representative of contemporary conservatism. Had you been a Trumper, doubtless you would have been dismissed as a moron unworthy of the pages of The Atlantic.

Weighed against these charges are hundreds of thousands of words of smart, stylish and often hilarious commentary, criticism and reportage. How many of the people now demanding your firing read your unforgettable description of Steve Mnuchin’s “Scrooge McDuck-style sphincter-clenching,” or of Anthony Scaramucci’s “batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi”?

Shouldn’t great prose and independent judgment count for something? Not according to your critics. We live in the age of guilt by pull-quote, abetted by a combination of lazy journalism, gullible readership, missing context, and technologies that make our every ill-considered utterance instantly accessible and utterly indelible. I jumped at your abortion comment, but for heaven’s sake, it was a tweet. When you write a whole book on the need to execute the tens of millions of American women who’ve had abortions, then I’ll worry.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

How many of the people now demanding your firing read your unforgettable description of Steve Mnuchin’s “Scrooge McDuck-style sphincter-clenching,” or of Anthony Scaramucci’s “batty and profane interview in which he reimagined Steve Bannon as a kind of autoerotic yogi”?

That those are the two best lines of his his defenders can come up with is a condemnation more damning than any liberal screed

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:09 (six years ago) link

yeah but his wonderful prose

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

But it was only after Williamson completed his book on the need to execute the tens of millions of American women who’ve had abortions that some of the NRO staff began to worry

Karl Malone, Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

From my most recent NRO article, about what looks a successful Trump strategy on Korea, and a big win in the midterms: “My prediction is that the president will conduct an unprecedentedly strenuous midterm campaign, and the Republicans will gain six or seven senators and retain control of the House of Representatives.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

if there's one thing trump loves it's unprecedentedly strenuous activity

someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

xp STA-MI-NA

j., Thursday, 5 April 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link

lololol

Kevin Williamson has been fired from The Atlantic.

From Jeffrey Goldberg's letter to staff: "The language he used in this podcast—and in my conversations with him in recent days—made it clear that the original tweet did, in fact, represent his carefully considered views."

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) April 5, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

great work jeff u fuckin rube

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

Yeah, a completely comprehensive self-own.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

You mean people turn out to be who they claim to be?!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

should be forced to carry the hiring to term

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

xpost Funny how it works.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NRO/lists/nr-tweets good value right now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

looking forward to bret stephens' broadside against pc culture at the atlantic

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

Now the quest for right wing opinion writers who have not said anything vile in public continues

President Keyes, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

god I want one of these ridiculous 6 figure sinecures. even the people responsible for hiring them are too fucking lazy to do any real fact checking.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

Maybe Williamson should just move to where the jobs are https://t.co/dTPPcO4mv5

— J. Arthur Bloom (@j_arthur_bloom) April 5, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

tbf he did last about seven Quinn Nortons

Simon H., Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

he wasn't even a good writer, holy crap.

Kevin Williamson: hired for his talent, fired for his views. This is chilling.

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) April 5, 2018

if it's so chilling, maybe try chilling the fuck out.

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

these liberals should take notice that this is affirmative action failing right before their eyes

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 April 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

So, when does The Atlantic fire the man who wrote this? Or is the magazine's official position one of approval? @JeffreyGoldberghttps://t.co/oifcZMz97o pic.twitter.com/COwmWNDduA

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) April 5, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

chefkiss.png

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 April 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

Oh boy

Always good to have one's next column topic determined well in advance.

— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) April 5, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 April 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link

Victor Davis Hanson has advice for the Resistance.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Daqgm5ZUwAA8CXC.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 13 April 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

OH GOOD

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

Ah, The West

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 13 April 2018 14:17 (six years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SnDSeirAm7I/AAAAAAAAY9k/FEqUPL1gHjs/s400/JonahGoldberginCar.jpg

"Waddup, Barnes & Noble. I got a couple boxes of my new book in my trunk. Hit me up if you want some on consignment!"

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 April 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link

lmao:

I’ve watched in horrified amazement as the controversy over my friend Kevin Williamson has unfolded. It is a disgrace. Kevin is as gifted a writer as there is in this country. His description of a grocery list could provoke you to think.

That last sentence.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link

his description of a grocery list could provoke you to think 'why the fuck am i reading this'

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 April 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

You know you want to read Kevin Williamson's self-pity party in the WSJ: https://www.wsj.com/articles/when-the-twitter-mob-came-for-me-1524234850

And then you know you want to see Noah Rothman from Commentary get dragged for this:

Kevin Williamson holds a terrible mirror up to the liberal intelligentsia: "If you want to know who actually has the power in our society and who is actually marginalized, ask which ideas get you sponsorships from Google and Pepsi and which get you fired." https://t.co/xRrn8EiYtW

— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) April 20, 2018

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:21 (six years ago) link

oh great

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

first they came for Kevin Williamson and nobody gave a shit and went about their business as usual

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 April 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link

These magazine people all have like ridiculous ideas about who is a Serious, Challenging Intellectual

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:00 (five years ago) link

Matt Walsh

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:06 (five years ago) link

These magazine people all have like ridiculous ideas about who is a Serious, Challenging Intellectual

It's very much a self-regarding thing.

ryan, Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

everyone who ever said kevin williamson is a good writer even if you disagree with him is an idiot. look at this garbage https://t.co/Pav2g6FV8L pic.twitter.com/menvSO9ukT

— libby watson (@libbycwatson) April 24, 2018

In case anybody wanted to know what the award winning spam sandwich &/or Lisa Dziadulewicz looked likehttps://t.co/v4p3JC3crE pic.twitter.com/gfkZPr6fA7

— 🎼AdagioForStrings🎻 (@adagioforstring) April 24, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

BOYFRIEND: Honey, did you remember to water the plants on the second floor?
ME: WHATEVER THIS IS, THIS VILE STRATAGEM, IT ISN'T JOURNALISM!

— Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) April 24, 2018

Simon H., Tuesday, 24 April 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Erickson will never change:

Ummmm, no. I think conservatives should avoid normalizing mental health issues. But never accuse @NRO of being hostile to a broad spectrum of voices. They're probably more open than @TheAtlantic these days. https://t.co/ND58NkbG9F

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) May 9, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link

obvious assholic tweet but original article is also hilarious/maddening - look at these assholes desperately trying to run away from an issue that was once central to their whole platform, and pretend like it's so settled that even trying to outlaw conversion therapy is merely "performative." see, we're real reasonable folks over here!

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

that article is as compassionate as NRO gets though

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

"there exists broad understanding that homosexual people are unavoidable and common"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

ha, i was about to highlight that too, caek. what's sad is that this IS as compassionate as NRO gets.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

NRO, august 2016:

Here is the world according to the LGBT Left: Just as there are black and white, there are gay and straight. One’s sexual orientation, like one’s race, is fixed and immutable at birth. The process of “questioning” one’s orientation isn’t a process of deciding but of discovering.

Similarly, when it comes to gender identity, there is “cis” and there is “trans.” A cis person’s gender identity matches the sex they were “assigned” at birth. A trans person — well, a trans person is any one of the fifty-plus other genders on the entirely reputable Facebook spectrum.

This, you see, is science. Anyone who contradicts it — whether relying on ancient, discredited “holy” texts or outdated notions of morality — isn’t just ignorant, but bigoted. And when it comes to bigots, why draw minute moral distinctions? Is there really much difference between a Klan member and a Christian conservative?

i think that last sentence was rhetorical.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

I had started by going back as far as 2003 for lawrence v. texas era material and hoo boy

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

The Judeo-Christian model, by contrast, is aspirational, calling on people not to do what they want, but what they should. Admittedly, this path is far easier for some than others, but there has always been some play in the cultural joints. The Left’s response is alluring, but it offers a self-indulgent path down which lies cultural ruin. The LGBT Left is driving us there just as fast as it can depress the gas pedal, but thanks to McHugh and Mayer, we now know they most assuredly are not doing so in the name of “science.”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

sorry, back to today's article:

Part one of the compromise will be borne by cultural conservatives and traditionalists. It asks for broad tolerance for the reality that transgender men and women exist, and are entitled to basic human dignity, just like everyone else. This does not mean having to morally endorse behavior many may believe runs contrary to God’s plan for a just and healthy society, but it does imply that acts like ostentatiously calling people by pronouns they don’t want, or belittling their personal struggle, are boorish and petty. It means acknowledging that arbitrary discrimination against transgender people is a cruel bigotry like any other.

But part two of the compromise requires sacrifice on the part of progressives, who are currently overplaying their hand in an effort to strong-arm sweeping social change as a flex of their power. There must be a halt in the use of state authority to impose accommodation of transgenderism in a fashion far more totalitarian than is rationally justified. Transgender people constitute a tiny minority of Americans who, in the vast majority of cases, are explicitly eager to opt into the broad two-gender social order our civilization is based around. Tolerance does not necessitate a purge of any and all public manifestations of the gender binary in the name of extreme exceptions to the rule.

wow, FUCK YOU NRO

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

"Judeo-Christian" is the fucking worst fake idea

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/la9Nf0NNbh

— David Klion (@DavidKlion) May 8, 2018

Simon H., Wednesday, 9 May 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

No. Normalizing it isn't good, nor what a conservative would do.

— hubris (@Fit_And_Hubris) May 9, 2018

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

The response didn't take long!

Let me lay down my prediction, here. We are not headed toward some civilized modus vivendi but imminent tragedy. In the future, the current psychological theories and surgical enthusiasms associated with this movement will be regarded with open horror.

The beginning of the end will come when a some poor young man, upon reaching the age of majority, decides to sue the deep-pocketed psychologists, and university hospitals that tried to remake him as female when he was a child according to their enlightened theories about his behavior, destroying the function of his sexual organs, depriving him forever of the chance at fatherhood, and condemning him to a life of yet more surgeries. He will show that in this matter and only this matter did it become accepted to recommend treatments that increase the likelihood of suicide. Do you think the settlement figure will be somewhere in the 9-figures? Lately I’m tempted to guess 10. Imagine the new suggested guidelines from malpractice insurers . . .

Until that day, I’m not going to compromise with this movement, anymore than conservatives should have compromised with the eugenicists and their surgeons.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/transgender-issues-conservatives-should-not-compromise/

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

conservatives should have compromised with the eugenicists and their surgeons

I lol'd

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

I mean, conservatives loved eugenics!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

so did progressives tbh

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

it was equal opportunity horseshit

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

“Depriving [her ] of the chance of fatherhood” lol who gives a shit

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

you don't understand, it is very very important that we base public policy decisions on nonsensical hypothetical scenarios

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link

An interesting mistake conservatives make about queer liberation and transfeminism is that they are squishy relativist ideologies. It seems like this guy is the one who wants to argue a premise is bad from a bad consequence.

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:19 (five years ago) link

This guy isn’t even doing doctrinaire conservatism right, where’s the doctrine, who hires these facile muttonchop bloglords

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

surely the proper conservative position is to assert the trans person's responsibility for their own transition and also trial lawyers are thieves

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

The Judeo-Christian model, by contrast, is aspirational, calling on people not to do what they want, but what they should.

like to introduce this fellow to a little thing called ANCIENT GREEK PHILOSOPHY

j., Thursday, 10 May 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

far more totalitarian than is rationally justified

uh

how much would be???

j., Thursday, 10 May 2018 00:57 (five years ago) link

Degrees of totalitarianism, huh.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 10 May 2018 10:33 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfHXIc1UYAAcu-P.jpg

jerkoff.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

Jonah?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

bingo

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

I knew from the ham-scented cargo short emanating from the equivocations.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

Apparently Michael Potemra died recently - one of their few writers that I don’t recall ever posting insane bullshit. The commenters hated him, he seemed like a pretty nice guy.

JoeStork, Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:12 (five years ago) link

Probably their only poptimist on staff: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/taking-temperature-american-pop/

JoeStork, Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dgn5N-_XkAAtUVI.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

LOLry has been wonderful the last week.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

lol

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

Roe is judicially wrought social legislation pretending to the status of constitutional law. It is more adventurous than Miranda and Griswold, other watchwords of judicial activism from its era. It is as much a highhanded attempt to impose a settlement on a hotly contested political question as the abhorrent Dred Scott decision denying the rights of blacks. It is, in short, a travesty that a constitutionalist Supreme Court should excise from its body of work with all due haste.

Roe has been commonly misunderstood since it was handed down in 1973, in part because its supporters have been so determined to obscure its radicalism. It is usually thought that Roe only prohibits bans on abortion in the first trimester, when it effectively forbids them at any time, imposing a pro-abortion regime as sweeping as anywhere in the advanced world.

The confusion arises from the scheme set out in the majority opinion, written by the late Justice Harry Blackmun. In the first trimester, the Court declared, the right to abortion was absolute. In the second, states could regulate it to protect the mother’s health. In the third, states could restrict abortion in theory, but had to allow exceptions to protect the life or health of the mother, defined capaciously in the accompanying case of Doe v. Bolton to include “emotional, psychological, familial” considerations, as well as “the woman’s age.”

Roe struck down 50 state laws and has made it all but impossible to regulate abortion, except in the narrowest circumstances. More to the point, the argument that its particular set of policy preferences is mandated by the Constitution is flatly preposterous.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised LOLwry didn't quote Ginsberg.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

have to say I am adamantly pro-choice but yeah the legal reasoning behind Roe has always seemed weak/a bit of a head-scratcher to me

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not against the argument that it's a messy fix that leaves the door open to catastrophic rollbacks.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure how you re-litigate this case (a) with this Congress (b) this Court

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

unsuccessfully!

we'll never get a federal law legalizing abortion, I just don't see the legislative majorities lining up that way. which means this gets back to the states, which means abortion will be legal in CA, NY etc and illegal in huge swathes of the country.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhL93tLX0AAd9V8.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

ah yes, who could forget the main problem with dred scott - that it attempted to settle one of the outstanding legal questions of its day

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

Always seeing these fucking cheesedicks pretend they wouldn't have 100% supported the Dred Scott decision at the time it was issued makes me so angry I could bite through rebar.

Eliza D., Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh7M-5dX4AAZXlN.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

when you thrust your kids into a deep wet cave you'd better be prepared to deal with consequences, writes mona charen

Abort the mothers, that'll stop them

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

you never know, you might abort the next elon musk

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 13 July 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

Stopped clock!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 July 2018 11:24 (five years ago) link

If you want to understand one difference between the 18th & 19th century and the 20th & 21st century, think of it this way: If cable news had existed 200 years ago, there would be very few lawyers on cable news and an enormous number of pastors, ministers and priests.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 25, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

you should read Kevin Williamson on how Trump and.....FDR are remarkably similar.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

pass

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

And verily do I say....lol

How many NR writers or editors involved in this issue have actually read the Orwell piece this cover quotes, where he argues that socialists should infiltrate and subvert conservative/military influence over the Home Guard to turn it into an instrument of left insurrection? pic.twitter.com/Yzh3RojVm8

— Dan Trombly (@stcolumbia) August 10, 2018

Looking forward to NR's article on why AnComs should actually join the National Guard so they can acquire further access to heavy weapons and turn it into a heavily-armed antifa force during an upcoming period of national crisis.

I hope this is a sign that American conservatives are becoming acquainted with the true importance of the right to bear arms, which is to ensure that the zavkom can properly provision the Red Guards and Kerensky's jailbirds to smash counterrevolutionary elements.

In all seriousness, beyond jokes I could make about NR being new conservative crypto-Trot mag, it's rich to see the mag that ran a denouncement of antifa as a cover story ~15mo ago invoke the legacy of a far more radical (failed) armed antifa project in defense of US gun culture.

As the NRA's increasing pivot to propaganda videos that barely mention guns at all and instead rant about violent antifa protesters and socialism demonstrate, the modern right doesn't actually believe in the sentiment Orwell is articulating here about the armed populace.

Faced with a modern left antifascist street movement that is far less violent than the left of Orwell's day, let alone their 70s-90s UK successors, the right unsurprisingly sides w/cops enforcing order & wannabe Freikorps auxiliaries. Not surprising, but own your own viewpoint.

Anyway elsewhere in this issue you can read Jonah Goldberg talk about how leftists are stupid for approaching cultural touchstones with an attitude to just confirm their priors regardless of the author's intended message. pic.twitter.com/L1m5xUqtDj

— Dan Trombly (@stcolumbia) August 10, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:02 (five years ago) link

lol the (failed) co-opting by the right of orwell is a treasure

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GolMvyE.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 17 August 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

DeSantis' "monkey up" phrase was not racist and that's that.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 11:55 (five years ago) link

Well.

But I’m going to make a confession. Truth be told, the way I covered this issue in 2015 and much of 2016 shed more heat than light. Here’s what I did. I looked at the riots in Ferguson, Milwaukee, Baltimore, and Charlotte, the extremism of the formal Black Lives Matter organization (which referred to convicted cop-killers as “brothers” and “mama” and said its explicit goal was to “disrupt the western-prescribed nuclear family structure”), and the continued use of debunked claims, including “hands up, don’t shoot,” and I focused on these excesses largely to the exclusion of everything else.

Yes, I used all the proper “to be sure” language — there are some racist cops, not every shooting is justified, etc. — but my work in its totality minimized the vital quest for individual justice, the evidence that does exist of systematic racial bias, and I failed to seriously consider the very real problems that contribute to the sheer number of police killings in the U.S.

To put it bluntly, when I look back at my older writings, I see them as contributing more to a particular partisan narrative than to a tough, clear-eyed search for truth.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 September 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link

gaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Nearly every woman past puberty has experienced a man trying to grope her. (This is, needless to say, wrong.) My mother was groped by a physician. She told my father about it. My father told the physician that if he were to do it again, he would break his hands. And it remained a family folk tale. If you had told my mother she was a “survivor,” she would have wondered what you were talking about. The term was reserved for people who survived Nazi concentration camps and Japanese prisoner-of-war camps and for cancer survivors, not women groped by a man.

When my wife was a waitress in her mid teens, the manager of her restaurant grabbed her breasts and squeezed them on numerous occasions. She told him to buzz off, figured out how to avoid being in places where they were alone, and continued going about her job. That’s empowerment.

In sum, I am not interested in whether Mrs. Ford, an anti-Trump activist, is telling the truth. Because even if true, what happened to her was clearly wrong, but it tells us nothing about Brett Kavanaugh since the age of 17. But for the record, I don’t believe her story. Aside from too many missing details — most women remember virtually everything about the circumstances of a sexual assault no matter how long ago — few men do what she charges Kavanaugh with having done only one time. And no other woman has ever charged him with any sexual misconduct.

Do not be surprised if a future Republican candidate for office or judicial nominee — no matter how exemplary a life he has led — is accused of sexual misconduct . . . from when he was in elementary school.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/09/brett-kavanaugh-accusations-should-be-ignored/

Their stuff in the last 48 hours is back to peak batshit!

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

omg what a string of horrible arguments one after the other

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

Because even if true, what happened to her was clearly wrong, but it tells us nothing about Brett Kavanaugh since the age of 17

i for one applaud this bold approach to dismantling the juvenile justice system, because committing a crime at age 17 or younger truly tells you nothing about the adult the offender will become

yeah i won't be holding my breath for that NRO piece

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 September 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

lol guess we can add "opportunity to pad the membership of the club rape victims don't belong to" to "the article is about fdr" on the list of circumstances that will abruptly convince nro japanese internment was a nazi-level injustice

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

oh i skimmed too fast, never mind

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Full fucking meltdown, like the end of The Two Towers

Like this thing

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

Uh oh

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

"That means that, at the time of the alleged incident(s), she was between 18 and 20-years-old at the least, and that Kavanaugh and Judge were between 16 and 18 at the most. Why was she, an adult, attending high-school parties with minors?"

this is the material they're working with, and it's the accusers who are grasping at straws? amazing.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DogvjwuUUAADzyt.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

omg

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

lmao nro has a better take on amazon than deblasio pic.twitter.com/CpjAUj8X0c

— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 13, 2018

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Matt Dillon in Something About Mary is just brilliant.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 2, 2018

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 December 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link

my god

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

"I’m no doctor" . . . no, lucianne goldberg's son, you're not

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

I just... how are these ppl even real

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

like climate change!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fun thred

Interesting article by Kevin Williamson in National Review on street conflicts in Portland. A couple of things struck my eye. First this passage, which reads awfully like an expression of sympathy for the British Union of Fascists? https://t.co/1EvaFiltyv pic.twitter.com/bXVj5pLVpP

— Jason Wilson (@jason_a_w) December 28, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 28 December 2018 05:11 (five years ago) link

The Twitter thread a few days ago was...gross.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 December 2018 06:20 (five years ago) link

stealth correction followed by official correction followed by retraction. well done everyone

So the National Review says that a student was disciplined just for asking a girl out on a date. That would be a great example of Title IX overreach. But it's not what happened.

Let's summarize what happened. First, he kept asking her out and attending her dance classes. /1 pic.twitter.com/dDN3mX24Po

— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) December 28, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 28 December 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

Yup:

whoops https://t.co/29UzcZ6oKx pic.twitter.com/7tdweednBx

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) December 28, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 29 December 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

Lolz

Οὖτις, Saturday, 29 December 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

yo the marbles under the horses is fuckin brilliant

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

Tariq Ali talks about rolling marbles under horses in Pakistan (I think). A less unhappy tactic involved lines of motorcyclists charging at police lines.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

lol

https://thebulwark.com/

Οὖτις, Friday, 4 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

Welcome to the #resistance. Now fuck off and die.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 January 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

Yum!

My stomach has guided me to many different places, and in my gastronomic globe-trotting, I’ve eaten traditional dishes ranging from beef-tongue tramezzini to squid chowder. National cuisines often reflect what a country values and its history, and despite the antiquity of many other nations and the food produced by it, the national cuisine that intrigues me the most is that of the fresh-faced America.

America is an infant compared to the rest of the world that had the benefit of time to design the dishes that would represent them. Our forebears fumbled around with food, integrating the cuisines of their native countries to the degree that they could with what was agriculturally available to them. France may have La Petite Chaise and Paul Bucose and foie gras, but America has the glorious golden arches, and inside this great reliquary are the trans fats and artery-clogging sustenance that defines “great American food.” McDonald’s is arguably more American than apple pie.

Deride Trump all you want, but in that iconic photo of him standing with demonstrative jazz hands underneath Lincoln’s portrait, in front of a dining spread of sterling silver and fine china, in between golden candelabras, is the American National Cuisine: Filet O’Fish, Big Macs, Domino’s, and Whoppers.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

Their copyeditors are also furloughed? Bucose?

Yerac, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxxCbNRWoAANp-J.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link

wow, the article is even worse than the headline, great job kevin

“I'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hell“ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 January 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

oh, cool! Kevin's back!

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 January 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

'Elizabeth Warren is not proposing a tax; she’s proposing asset forfeiture' reads the subhead, as if asset forfeiture is not a very real thing which already exists in the usa and is regularly abused to permanently part vulnerable people from their belongings on the flimsiest of pretexts

“I'm the sexy gorilla and I'm going to hell“ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 January 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

holy shit that rules

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

pretty rough out there for rich white folks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxypSqBWwAAL2K-.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

it is with a heavy heart that i must report that kevin d williamson is back on his bullshit

The rhetoric of elimination and the politics of resentment attached to it are dangerous and unworthy. “Okay,” wrote one critic, “but what would you do about inequality?”

Good question.

Nothing.

If the rich were radically less rich, the poor and the middle class would, at best, still be where they are. In some ways, they’d almost certainly be worse off: A disproportionate share of U.S. economic growth, wage growth, and employment growth has been driven by a relatively small number of startup companies. As Vivek Wadhwa of Harvard’s Labor and Worklife Program put it: “Without startups, there would be no net job growth in the U.S. economy.” Technology startups are driven by venture capital, and venture capital is a rich man’s game. The “PayPal mafia” — the group of young entrepreneurs who got rich from that startup — went on to form Tesla, LinkedIn, Palantir, SpaceX, Yelp, YouTube, and others. Their investments helped build Facebook, Spotify, Lyft, and Airbnb, among others. Startup-heavy California has 12 percent of the U.S. population but accounts for 16 percent of its job growth and 14.2 percent of its economic output. Nobody wants to hear it, but inequality is part of what makes that happen.

so there you have it, folks - the answer to inequality is STARTUPS for some reason, so stop whining

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link

Democrats are about to embark on the first woke primary, a gantlet of political correctness that will routinely wring abject apologies out of candidates and find fault in even the most sure-footed. The passage of time will be no defense. Nor the best of intentions. Nor anything else.

Any lapses will be interpreted through the most hostile lens, made all the more brutal by the competition of a large field of candidates vying for the approval of a radicalized base. The Democrat nomination battle might as well be fought on the campus of Oberlin College and officiated by the director of the Office of Equity, Diversity and Inclusion.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

it's a little over dramatic but i'm not so sure that's wrong

Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

the last primary was pretty woke, most attacks on bernie sanders came from an ID politics POV

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

(all his supporters are white male racist misogynist brocialists)

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

If it's not wrong it's not bad either

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

republicans literally believe equity, diversity, and inclusion are bad things

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

only subtly different from holding the gop nomination battle at NRA headquarters with grover norquist officiating

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

I find the people who feel compelled to tell me that they don’t like me but like my dogs fascinating. Who are they keeping it real for? Do they walk around feeling like they proved their integrity by telling me that they like my muddy spaniel but don’t like me? pic.twitter.com/WTQ9ouDqxt

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) February 18, 2019

a Stalin Stale Ale for me, please (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 February 2019 13:06 (five years ago) link

lot going on there

who is the gif of shooter mcgavin supposed to represent here? jonah?

is he suggesting that he, jonah, identifies with the deeply unpleasant villain of happy gilmore? if so, credit for self-awareness i guess

“Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 February 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Certainly standing athwart something or other

moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

Standing athwart a urinal

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 March 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

what an insightful anecdote that definitely really happened:


Forgive me for repeating this story, but it’s a useful one: I have a relative who thinks of himself as a conservative. When I told him eleven years ago that I was coming to work for National Review, which I had been reading since I was a teenager, his response came in the form of this question: “Is that the one with that ol’ boy from New York who talks like a queer?” That’s what a pretty-well-representative septuagenarian Republican voter knew about William F. Buckley Jr. in 2008.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 9 March 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

It stands to reason that Buckley should have socked himself in the face

Dan I., Sunday, 10 March 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

my gramps told everyone in 1961 'no, that lad is just a femme-positive-cis-het-male, like most of that magazine's staff, probly due to early, but luckily limited, soy-exposure.' alt right has such deep roots

Hunt3r, Monday, 11 March 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link

lol

Jonah Goldberg is not just looking for a fight. He’s hoping for a “big, internal, honking fight” to revive the Republican Party, and to fuel the high-profile new media outlet he announced last month with Steve Hayes, a former editor-in-chief of the Review’s long-time rival, The Weekly Standard, to form a new conservative media company.

Goldberg’s venture is notable in part because he’s in it, one of the few sought-out, reasonable voices in media today. But it’s also worth watching because of Goldberg’s vow to break through the siloes much of journalism now finds itself in. The new outlet, he says, will steer away from fan service when it launches this summer. “So much news we see, the audience already agrees with what they’re reading, and they want to be right,” he says. Goldberg plans to challenge the groupthink that he sees accompany “across the ideological spectrum” with “breaking political and cultural firestorms,” like the Covington kids or the Kavanaugh hearings. “If a tulip bulb mania were to break out, we want to be the place that explains both why it’s happening and why you shouldn’t sell your house to buy more tulips.”

https://www.cjr.org/business_of_news/jonah-goldberg-national-review-steve-hayes.php

Simon H., Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

can't wait!!!!

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

never, ever gets old

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

Every time I see that picture I think about how humid and sticky that plasticy car seat fabric must be and how many fast food bags he had to clear out of the way to make a seat for you.

joygoat, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:49 (five years ago) link

and when he finally starts the car the empty water bottle and Dr. Pepper cans roll from under the seat against your feet.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

i am being attacked on this board and if i had mod powers i would ban everyone

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

There are those who believe that Trump is fit for office, in mind and character, and those who do not. That has always been the case. It has never changed. And I guess never will. To a degree, the Mueller report is like a Rorschach test.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) April 18, 2019

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 April 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

In conclusion, Trump is a land of contrasts.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 18 April 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link

AGAINST
RORSCHACH TESTS

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link

he is vaguely rorschach blot-shaped

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Friday, 19 April 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link

*hurm*

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 19 April 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link

Lord help me, I'm looking at what National Review had to say about the Voting Rights Act this morning. pic.twitter.com/HRzhEDNmG9

— David Walsh (@DavidAstinWalsh) April 23, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Jonah Goldberg is leaving National Review in the coming months to start a new conservative media company with Steve Hayes, who was editor-in-chief of The Weekly Standard when its owner shut it down in December.

Details: Goldberg and Hayes tell me they plan a reporting-driven, Trump-skeptical company that will begin with newsletters as soon as this summer, then add a website in September, and perhaps ultimately a print magazine.

Hayes, the likely CEO, and Goldberg, likely the editor-in-chief, are the founders.

Hayes tells me about the startup, which doesn’t have a name now: "We believe there’s a great appetite on the center-right for an independent conservative media company that resists partisan boosterism and combines a focus on old-school reporting with interesting and provocative commentary and analysis."

Hayes and Goldberg are seeking investors.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link

i too am seeking investors

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:41 (four years ago) link

word on the street is that the center-right is where it's at right now, tons of people in that category, looking for some honest news

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link

the cool thing about seeking investors is if you find the right ones you don't have to seek any readers

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link

^^bingo

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:51 (four years ago) link

aka The Buckley Dictum

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 01:11 (four years ago) link

We're going to start with a personalized license late, then add a billboard in September, then maybe some skywriting in the future.

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

"Whaddup, homies. I'm coolin' it behind the Walmart in Alexandria. Hit me up if u want an assignment."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

Jonah Goldberg is leaving National Review in the coming months to start a new conservative media company

I coulda sworn this happened already. How many of these no-constituency outlets do they really fuckin need

Simon H., Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

this pro-biden anti-busing article in the national review is extremely racist. who would have guessed pic.twitter.com/0Jmwo7i3ip

— Sparky Abraham (@sparkyabraham) May 15, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 04:30 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

We have too many NRO threads.

We need your support to continue the unending battle against Socialists. https://t.co/GhbXvQVWJv via @MichaelBD pic.twitter.com/5vcVjLNndo

— National Review (@NRO) May 30, 2019

Simon H., Friday, 31 May 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

Just like the right wing dove

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 31 May 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

beautiful

in celebration of Jonah Goldberg leaving national review, I present to you the paragraph for he deserves to be remembered—written as Katrina breached the levees pic.twitter.com/NkPzg2fcoj

— Elon Green (@elongreen) June 1, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

the Socialism issue the Nathan Robinson treatment

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/06/the-best-theyve-got

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

*gets the

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

a very satisfying read!

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

hmmm it’s almost like the right’s best minds are intellectually dishonest charlatans

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

fair play to the guy who’s just like ‘yeah they’ve got a point’ tho

that guy go on chapo

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

good ol' Kevin Williamson

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

speaking of kevin: lmao

last year we had a fake ad for a Kevin Williamson book about how twitter mobs are oppressing conservatives. Now, Kevin Williamson has announced his new book, and it is about... about how twitter mobs are oppressing conservatives. pic.twitter.com/WfX6eSHylE

— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) June 11, 2019

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-eoY4hUYAU_xVl.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

these people are deranged

hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

I'm not gonna kink-shame, but they don't HAVE to publish it on the website either.

fabulous heel imo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

the most recent Maureen Dowd column alluded to Kamela Harris digging her heel into Biden or something

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

the last 40 years of politics really can just be boiled down to men feeling emasculated and whites feeling dislodged from the top, like literally every single issue can funnel that way

hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

After what happened to @MrAndyNgo today, and the violence he's been documenting, it seems that Antifa rules Portland with the same impunity that the KKK ruled Birmingham in the 1960s. Shame on you, Mayor @tedwheeler. Restore law and order to your city. https://t.co/lQ2HnnPpGI

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) June 29, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

looking for my Portland people to detail how Antifa now controls the streets

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddd

hollow your fart (m bison), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

What happens when conservatives try to vote in Portland?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

what rod fails to consider is that beating up andy ngo is good and should be encouraged, actually

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

The people serving the milkshakes were also making them in the square. I am skeptical of the story going around that said they were adding quick-setting concrete mix to the milkshakes. It is possible someone was picking up a single shake, walking off with it, then adding cement mix, but there have been no official confirmations of this. Several people were drinking their shakes.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

the 'cement milkshake' thing is a rapidly-proliferating alt-right mantra/meme with no basis in fact AFAICT

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

concrete is the serum that supercharges antifa supersoldiers

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Speaking as an Asian dude if someone actually beat me up because they genuinely thought I was actually Andy Ngo I'd still be mad but I'd also be like "Yeah okay I get it" https://t.co/40HdTLLjQZ

— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) July 2, 2019

all cops are boneheaded

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-WnJlqXUAAcxB1.jpg

lol at the recipe for deadly concrete milkshakes including the terrifyingly specific 'chemical additives'

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

It brings me great sorrow to report that wealthy women who are paid large sums of money to play a game are unhappy with the pay structure for which their union collectively bargained and to which they themselves voluntarily agreed. The foxes have holes, and the birds the air nests; but members of the U.S. Women’s Soccer team are only guaranteed a $100,000 salary to play a game (before bonuses, of course). Let it never be said that ours is a country without tragedy.

The process by which two parties settle a compensation dispute through arbitration and collective bargaining (rather than publicly play-acting as Freedom Riders and disrespecting the country on foreign soil) — “the right way to do it,” if you prefer — has already proven an effective means of improving team pay, if raising team pay is indeed the point.

For a comparable number of “friendlies,” the women’s team compensation leapt from 38 percent to 89 percent of their male counterparts’ with the enactment of the 2017 collective-bargaining agreement, according to the Washington Post. These numbers, which reflect the improvements possible from a simple negation process, are misleading in terms of the disparity between the men and women — the women’s salaries and bonuses are not structured the same as the men’s team, which receives higher bonuses than the women’s team but does not receive a guaranteed salary.

But even this evades the actual point: If the women’s team is unhappy with this arrangement, it is not the fault of the United States, the American flag, Donald Trump, or some distant cabal of sexist white men scheming to stick their thumbs in the face of Megan Rapinoe. It is the fault of both the women’s union representatives and the women themselves for signing an agreement that they were unhappy with. If they didn’t like the terms of the agreement reached by the collective bargaining process, the women’s team was well within its right not to sign it. But, alas, they did sign it. Doesn’t that matter?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 July 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

if stupidity and racism are mutually exclusive categories, racism is therefore smart. this is a very exciting innovation at nro https://t.co/fLtJq26W9Z pic.twitter.com/SsgAsKu7DL

— the norms misser (@cd_hooks) July 16, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

I'm gonna write a tweet that's gonna tick a lot of people off. Reagan conservatives like me have been called racists -- falsely and maliciously -- all of our lives. So, to many Americans, every charge of racism, no matter how legitimate, rings hollow. Good job, wolf-criers.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) July 18, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

or perhaps it was not so false or malicious...

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

Look at him. Doesn't Nordlinger look like the Terminator?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

I'm ticked off

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

he was right about thing in that tweet i guess

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

^one^ thing

Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

it's a trend

Yup. The left wildly over-uses accusations of racism (just ask George W. Bush, John McCain, and Mitt Romney to take three recent examples). The right underplays racism, denying, excusing, and rationalizing it even when it’s real. https://t.co/LKmKpsrsSr

— David French (@DavidAFrench) July 18, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

he left off reagan. there you have it folks. david french thinks ronald reagan was racist.

mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

I was curious about the "music critic" part of Nordlinger's bio. Oof.

The New York Philharmonic opened a concert with a new piece, or rather new enough: it was composed in 2015 and ’16. It is a symphony, the Symphony No. 2 of Thomas Larcher. The work has a nickname, Kenotaph, which is simply German for “cenotaph.” Larcher is an Austrian composer, born in 1963. He wrote this piece with a crisis in mind: the crisis of refugees and migrants in the Mediterranean, where they often drown.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

"In summation, the New York Philharmonic is a land of contrasts"-quality prose.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

tbh I love that last sentence

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 July 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

welp pic.twitter.com/b1OPrtyFGr

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) July 20, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 July 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

Perfect.

Simon H., Saturday, 20 July 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

Who do they think they actually speak for at this point? Does an NRO demographic even exist?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

Old white men and women over 50 who fantasize about being on campus while free speech wars rage.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

uh otm?

Anyone who thinks that the Mueller Report reflects well on Trump either doesn’t know anything about it or has such low standards for Trump that it insults the man — more than his enemies could.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) July 25, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 July 2019 01:37 (four years ago) link

Oh, I think I can insult Trump more than that.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 July 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link

#MeToo killed the office romance, see.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 July 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

The 'office romance' was never worth saving.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 26 July 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i wonder which they'll pick

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB0RMncW4AEsWJP.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

1. in what way is that Faustian
2. have these people ever considered the third option of not talking at all

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

is max boot running for office

j., Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

the prose reminds me of Kevin Williamson's. Is it?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

speaking of Kev:

The polls at the moment have it Biden, Warren, Sanders, and Harris, or the nincompoop, the nag, the nut, and the nark. I feel like the Democrats are not really giving Marianne Williamson a fair look.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

"nark"?

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

kev’s working himself up to finally type the n-word

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

Obviously Marianne is "the Nicks"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

https://bit.ly/2ZiNzSL

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

wow that's uh

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

that's the most extraordinary....thing I've read this year

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

That's something, all right.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

P.S. If I have an abortion, I’m agonna name it Kevin.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

I barely made it through a third of it. Mostly incomprehensible.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

but you like sci-fi~

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link

it didn't seem too far off from the psychotic ramblings I occasionally see taped to telephone poles

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

but it would take at least 15 telephone poles to display this one

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

Interesting...

A quarter of the ceiling in my room caved in two winters ago. I did not have a stove, and for three years I had to wash my dishes in the sink of a bathroom barely more presentable than that in a truck stop. I lived next door to the same women’s shelter I had gotten kicked out of. This past winter, I was without power frequently because of how ill-equipped the old housing stock was to deal with multiple tenants. (It was a Victorian era building). After a snowstorm, I went two and a half days without running water, and in December a meth-addled prostitute who lived on a floor above me took an ax to a man’s head.

Until last winter, when the house became really unsafe, I pretty much woke up every day and thanked God that I was there, instead of still married to Kevin, because he was just that mean.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

No way she woke up and thanked god everyday

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

I see your point.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link

Even if she did, god was probably just like “you’re welcome, I guess. That place seems like a shithole tho lol”

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

God was all "yr welcome, just be sure to let everybody know in a 5,000+ word Medium blog post k thx bye"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

With an editor that could have been good, without one it was...sort of stunning tbb

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

And hey kid - post it on some telephone poles

xp

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:24 (four years ago) link

*tbh, new phone problems

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

I wonder how many times she re-read and edited that before posting.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

Fewer than two times. Probably none.

Simon H., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

Their favorite bully impressed Bill Maher's audience:

Kevin made a case against majoritarianism that caught Maher off guard: “Like me, you don’t trust big masses of people because they tend to be stupid and easy to scare. All of the best things about our Constitution are the anti-democratic stuff like the Bill of Rights, which is America’s great big list of stuff you idiots don’t get to vote on. If we had put slavery up to a vote in 1860, it’d have won, it’d have won 70 to 30. If we put free speech up to a vote today it’d probably lose.”

Maher derided the idea that free speech equals money, and Kevin calmly shot him down. “I actually don’t think so. . . . That’s like saying, well you have freedom of the press but if you want to have a press, it’s $100 million, well you can’t do that because that’s big money in journalism.” Maher and the crowd seemed a bit stunned by the cogency of that, and Maher moved on to “tribal politics and political correctness.”

more like "audience stupefied by Williamson's stupidity"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

wow if only there were some kind of historical record to examine we could determine if ppl voted on things like slavery and if it was good small r republicanism that ended slavery huh well I guess we’ll never know

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

certainly there's no acclaimed hollywood films about the 13th amendment

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

is bill maher's show actually that popular? idgi

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

a few libs I know still love'em

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

that makes me sad, the things that entertain others make me sad

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Don't be religulous.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

wow if only there were some kind of historical record to examine we could determine if ppl voted on things like slavery and if it was good small r republicanism that ended slavery huh well I guess we’ll never know

OTFM Maher is such a goddamned idiot

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I suspect Williamson's point was that it took a war to end slavery because -- eh why bother

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

hat’s like saying, well you have freedom of the press but if you want to have a press, it’s $100 million, well you can’t do that because that’s big money in journalism.” Maher and the crowd seemed a bit stunned by the cogency of that

does someone wanna bother explaining this argument to me cuz it seems completely incoherent afaict. He's equating the price of presses (which are set by the market) as equivalent to the price of running in an election (which is set by a market only because we don't have publicly financed elections)?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

also since when does free speech = owning a free printing press? that is not what the amendment is about...

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

He appears to be equating "freedom of the press" with owning a daily newspaper or magazines with a mass circulation in the hundreds of thousands, which is such a restrictive definition that the First Amendment would not have applied to anything at all when it was written in 1789.

Then, as now, it merely referred to the printed word, which was (and still is) important because it is a durable form that can be circulated widely. Samizdat publishing in the USSR is an excellent recent example of an influential and wide circulated 'press' that cost one hell of a lot less than $100 million.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

It sounded like he was saying that a right isn’t really a right if the government can put a big restriction on it

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

I'm a bit stunned by your cogency.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

the government puts big restrictions on all kinds of rights! I mean, name me a right the government *doesn't* put any restrictions on. It's okay, I can wait.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

Lol “any”

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

What a take from the National Review. Calling Brett Kavanaugh a "bro" is the same as racial or ethnic stereotyping, apparently. pic.twitter.com/OmM3Kj7CrJ

— Timothy Johnson (@timothywjohnson) September 20, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 20 September 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

The morning after the Taylor testimony about Ukraine, there's not a peep about it on The Corner. Instead, the lead headline is "The Academic Left Can Be Very Nasty."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

it's called keeping your eye on the ball

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

The Venerable Kevin:

I am no great believer in the wisdom of “We the People,” but the people still must be consulted from time to time. This is one of those times. The impeachment of Donald Trump would represent the effective nullification of the 2016 presidential election; that the Democrats have been laying the groundwork for impeaching Trump since before he was sworn in rather than in response to some particular episode or disclosure forces us to think of it that way. Which is why, as I argue today, Nancy Pelosi must bring these hearings out of the shadows and into the light of public scrutiny.

The Wall Street Journal makes a similar case here.

The lack of serious leadership in Congress is the great political problem of our time. It has contributed mightily to the mutation of the presidency into its current caesaropapist form. But even when Congress rouses itself to take on the president, it apparently cannot manage to do so in a credible and liberal fashion. So far, Nancy Pelosi has made as strong an argument against her own leadership as she has that of Donald Trump. And that’s saying something.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

caesaropapist!

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

I'm always confused when people talk about impeachment nullifying an election. We would have Pence as President, a guy chosen by Donald Trump as the person who would replace him in the event of death or removal.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Someone remind me—was Kevvy baby a never trumper or was he one of NRO’s wait and see guys?

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

He hates Trump, hates his wife, hates your life,

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

The Bible Is Our National Book | https://t.co/YPvORp1niF via @RichLowry pic.twitter.com/t8HU78c5Tk

— National Review (@NRO) November 5, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 02:31 (four years ago) link

wow bold pick. even with that hacky ending?

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 02:39 (four years ago) link

I’m waiting til it gets the Oprah’s book club seal of approval. It’s like, yeah I could read other books, but why bother when you know the level of quality that the book club guarantees?

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 04:54 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIt5KnIXYAIvQ5a?format=jpg&name=large

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

lol

i thought scorcese's marvel burn was spot on. never have i identified so strongly with a curmudgeonly old man who thinks the old days were better

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

yeah i'm honestly surprised it's generated so much controversy, it's like saying the earth is round imo

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is painful. These guys have suddenly discovered BothSidesism.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJ_rAhuXYAAyI22.png:small

mookieproof, Friday, 22 November 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

news flash

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 November 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

quelle surprise

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 November 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

an oldie but a goodie

Unpatriotic Conservatives
By DAVID FRUM
March 25, 2003 2:00 PM

From the very beginning of the War on Terror, there has been dissent, and as the war has proceeded to Iraq, the dissent has grown more radical and more vociferous. Perhaps that was to be expected. But here is what never could have been: Some of the leading figures in this antiwar movement call themselves “conservatives.”

These conservatives are relatively few in number, but their ambitions are large. They aspire to reinvent conservative ideology: to junk the 50-year-old conservative commitment to defend American interests and values throughout the world — the commitment that inspired the founding of this magazine — in favor of a fearful policy of ignoring threats and appeasing enemies.

And they are exerting influence. When Richard Perle appeared on Meet the Press on February 23 of this year, Tim Russert asked him, “Can you assure American viewers . . . that we’re in this situation against Saddam Hussein and his removal for American security interests? And what would be the link in terms of Israel?” Perle rebutted the allegation. But what a grand victory for the antiwar conservatives that Russert felt he had to air it....

it goes on. and on, and on, and on. wow. i didn't understand how low he got, until reading that. now i understand the depths of hatred that some people have for him, a little more.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2003/03/unpatriotic-conservatives-david-frum/

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 January 2020 03:01 (four years ago) link

I will not inflict my debate thoughts on my Twitter followers. I will inflict them on National Review readers later. But I want to say this here: When Bernie said he'd raise the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour, I heard Bill Buckley in my head: "Why not $16?"

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) January 15, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:39 (four years ago) link

Oh, hell, y'all, I think I'm finna tweet. Here comes a barrage. Please mute, if unwanted!

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) January 15, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link

disgusting

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Michelle Malkin claims “questioning the numbers of the Holocaust” isn’t antisemitic and neither is questioning the ״dual loyalties״ of “foreign agents”🧐

You read that right...pic.twitter.com/kHmIMQsZ0T

— Adam Milstein (@AdamMilstein) March 2, 2020

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link

I wish I didn’t have to see that disastrously hateful fun fact in multiple threads

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link

NRO isn't as delightful as it once was.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

we should start another thread focused on making fun of tradcaths specifically

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link

sorry silby, didn't realize it was already posted somewhere, and yeah she's fucking awful

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 02:54 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Jonah wets his finger and holds it out to see which way the house on fire with many more flammable parts yet to come is blowing.

brownie, Friday, 3 April 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

I’d like to meet a real deal Jonah stan in the flesh in 2020. what’s *that* person like?

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:07 (four years ago) link

Loool my phone tried to autocorrect “person” to pedo

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Y'all are bein' too harsh on the boss.

I don’t see any good reason for the Times to edit the president’s remarks to obscure the facts that he was reporting a conversation he had with an expert about testing, and that he indicated medical doctors would have to approve any actual treatments by injection. The only rational reason is that the paper has a political agenda to portray Trump as urging lethally dangerous self-experimentation on the public.

It is foolish for the president to speak publicly this way. Why can’t the media just report that? Their credibility is in tatters because they can’t leave foolish alone — it’s Trump, so foolish has to be distorted into monstrous.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 April 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

Andrew McCarthy cheerfully admits we have a fool for a chief executive, but he decries the fact that the NYT took a somewhat different tack on his idiocy and this means "their credibility is in tatters", while he carefully avoids further elaborating on the primary fact that we are governed by an fool.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 April 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

as ever, you've nailed it

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 April 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

there it is

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZDFuN5U8AA1Q6N?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The hypocrisy of Democratic officials who enthusiastically backed mass protests even as they continued to ban larger outdoor gatherings for religious services has been outrageous.

But, as Jim Geraghty points out in today’s Morning Jolt, hypocrisy doesn’t mean the virus has gone away. We thankfully have not seen large outbreaks attributed to the protests — perhaps yet another sign that the virus doesn’t spread easily outside, particularly in the summer when many people are wearing masks. Yet we know the risk persists, especially at larger indoor gatherings.

“Personally, I wouldn’t attend a large gathering right now, especially one indoors. Certainly things held indoors are less safe than things held outdoors,” President Trump’s former FDA chief Scott Gottlieb said this week.

Asked about President Trump’s upcoming rally in Tulsa, Okla., Dr. Anthony Fauci tells the Daily Beast that “outside is better than inside, no crowd is better than [a] crowd.”

Despite the warnings and some chatter earlier this week about moving the Tulsa rally outside, the president is pushing forward with the indoor rally on Saturday at an arena that can seat 19,000 people.

I have not seen a good argument that indoor rallies are worth the health risk — or the political risk.

In February, Biden led Trump by seven points among independent voters over the age of 65, according to a Quinnipiac poll. Biden’s lead among independent seniors has now grown to 20 points in Quinnipiac’s latest poll.

Among seniors overall, Trump trails Biden by ten points. In 2016, Trump beat Clinton by seven points among voters over the age of 65.

Older voters, the Americans most vulnerable in this pandemic, are the voters Trump needs to win back to win the election. How is the sight of an indoor arena packed with thousands of Trump fans — many of whom will be chanting and not wearing masks — going to reassure the voters Trump needs most?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 June 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

How is the sight of an indoor arena packed with thousands of Trump fans — many of whom will be chanting and not wearing masks — going to reassure the voters Trump needs most?

Trump does not admit to needing anyone for anything and the more the media and his advisors try to persuade him that giant rallies full of his most fervent supporters, unmasked, packed together, and yelling full-throatedly in glee may backfire on him, the more determined he will be to publically demonstrate his disdain of such counsel. Even more than the NRO neo-cons, who notoriously dismissed the "reality-based community" prior to the Iraq War, Trump believes in creating whatever reality he prefers and acting as if no other version of reality matters.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

many thanks to jim geraghty for pointing out that the virus has not gone away

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 June 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbTl_gqUYAAGtT0?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

Also right about Sarah Palin!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

A face mask is like a national Rorschach test. Some see a tool of oppression. Some see a means of self-protection. Some see a sign of respect for others. Personally, I think a mask is an expression of respect for others. But what a controversial piece of cloth, a face mask is.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) September 16, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link

Reminds me of that billy ray cyrus tweet, where he was thinking hard

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link

some say love, it is a river

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link

at least they're practicing saying nothing using fewer words

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

I would think the American press never recovered from their failure to confront the blatant lies that led to genocide in Iraq and Afghanistan

beamish13, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lets check in!

Mike Pence Showed Trump How TV Debates Are Won

At some point during last night’s vice presidential debate, perhaps about 20 minutes in, it became clear that Susan Page wasn’t moderating the debate. Mike Pence was.

He obviously knows how to use this medium well. Hardly anyone remembers the moderators’ questions after these debates are over. The only clips that have anything more than an evening-long afterlife are those of the candidates’ soliloquies. The whole point of televised debates is to generate a few of these clips and then fire them around social media and the news networks like a pinball.

Vice President Pence, moreover, generated his own string of debate highlights last night more or less entirely on his own terms. When asked a question, he used the first portion of his time to reply to whatever Kamala Harris had just said before moving on to address the question at hand. Once he ran out of time, he often just kept speaking, though not in the whiny, aggrieved, confrontational manner in which the president treated Chris Wallace last week. Pence simply killed the moderator’s objections with polite deference while continuing to make his point all the while until Page’s protestations ceased.

He would not be rushed and he would not be herded or corralled by the moderator. On the one occasion on which Page put her foot down and forced the debate on to the next topic, the vice president simply waited his turn and then continued where he left off. Throughout the debate, he managed to provide himself with enough time to say everything he wanted in response to Harris and get off most of his own points as well. For all intents and purposes, he was the timekeeper.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rich LOLwry surpasses himself.

Besides the occasional dissenting academic and brave business owner or ordinary citizen, Trump is, for better or worse, the foremost symbol of resistance to the overwhelming woke cultural tide that has swept along the media, academia, corporate America, Hollywood, professional sports, the big foundations, and almost everything in between.

He’s the vessel for registering opposition to everything from the 1619 Project to social media’s attempted suppression of the Hunter Biden story.

To put it in blunt terms, for many people, he’s the only middle finger available — to brandish against the people who’ve assumed they have the whip hand in American culture.

This may not be a very good reason to vote for a president, and it doesn’t excuse Trump’s abysmal conduct and maladministration.

It may well be that Biden will get over the top by implicitly promising a diminution in cultural strife, by which he presumably means a slower pace of woke cultural change (with the Left considerably less agitated than it has been in the Trump years).

If Trump wins, though, this cultural element will be the subtext, and maybe just the text — he’d be, even more so than now, the president as affront, and he would be felt as such by all the woke progressives and fellow travelers who are accustomed to believing that they represent a steamroller of history.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link

To put it in blunt terms, for many people, he’s the only middle finger available — to brandish against the people who’ve assumed they have the whip hand in American culture.

hmm, i weird way put that, but i guess i have to give rich lolwry the benefit of the doubt here!!

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

ah, the overwhelming woke cultural tide

mookieproof, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

that age-old question of american culture: who has the whip hand

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

The NRO has found the enemy and he is us. But not them. Just us woke progressives who have overwhelmed the nation on a relentless rising tide of cancellations.

Look at Quibi for example. A multi-billion dollar business. Cancelled!! It's madness gone mad.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

Next Month: Slaves singing "Go Down Moses": cancel culture run amok?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

subhed: Don't assume someone holds the whip hand just because they're holding a literal whip in their hand

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 26 October 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

A disgusting person, that Kevin Williamson. Dig what he says about AOC and Harris. But this'll piss off what remains of the NRO readership:

Which brings me to the practical case against Trump: He stinks at his job.

This also brings me to a lie that needs to be addressed — and it is not a misunderstanding but a lie, circulated with malice aforethought: that the conservative objection to Trump is only a matter of style, his boorishness bumptiousness and boobishness on Twitter, his gooftastical manner of speaking, his preening, his vanity, his habitual and often dishonest boasting in matters both small and great, etc. These things matter, of course, because manners and morals matter, and they matter more in a free society than they do in an unfree one, because free men govern themselves.

Trump’s low character is not only an abstract ethical concern but a public menace that has introduced elements of chaos and unpredictability in U.S. government activity ranging from national defense to managing the coronavirus epidemic. Trump’s character problems are practical concerns, not metaphysical ones. Trump is frequently wrong on important policy questions (including trade, foreign policy, entitlements, health care, and many others) and frequently incompetent even when trying to advance a good policy. His vanity and paranoia have made it very difficult for him to keep good people in top positions, and this imposes real costs both politically and as a matter of practical governance. Trump’s problem is not etiquette: It is dishonesty, stupidity, and incompetence, magnified by the self-dealing and cowardice of the cabal of enablers and sycophants who have a stake in pretending that this unsalted s*** sandwich is filet mignon.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpYvGU9VgAAUy3m?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

update

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

UPDATE:

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

Update Two: This proviso also would apply to women. Also, I forgot to mention conscription, because that would further weaken my already fatuous argument.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

I see.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

lots of things go without saying at the n4tion4l r3vi3w

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Rod Dreher's been in Hungary a couple of months and it's really helping him be more comfortable with his fascism. pic.twitter.com/BbvC7mJ3fX

— Roy Edroso (@edroso) June 13, 2021

too cool for zen talk (Eazy), Monday, 14 June 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

Champ Biden dies, Major lives on. The Biden family tragedy in miniature.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 19, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 June 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

🐦[Rod Dreher’s been in Hungary a couple of months and it’s really helping him be more comfortable with his fascism. pic.twitter.com/BbvC7mJ3fX🕸
— Roy Edroso (@edroso) June 13, 2021🕸]🐦


Just saw this—“children” = university students lol

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 19 June 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

LOL

https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2021/07/12/political-discrimination-as-civil-rights-struggle/

TLDR: Ivy League women won't date Trump supporters, which is a sign that all conservatives will soon be fired/not hired by elite institutions everywhere, and the government must intervene!

This reveals the predilection among many young elite Americans for progressive authoritarianism, a belief system that justifies infringing rights to equal treatment or free speech in the name of the emotional “safety” of historically marginalized race, gender, and sexuality groups. In this left-modernist worldview, conservatives’ resistance to racial, gender, and sexual progressivism mark them as moral deviants. As Millennials take power, this generational earthquake is set to shake the foundations of the cultural elite to its core, leading to pervasive discrimination against, and censorship of, conservative views.

soon only the woke will reproduce

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

sounds like that JMU econ prof’s suggestion that incels be provided sex

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

guys

guys

Biden's vaccination mandate is unconstitutional!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 September 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link

somebody had to say it. eventually someone says it about every action taken by government, including the income tax. and mccarthy is just the dope for the job.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 10 September 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

Andy McCarthy, in favor of torture and indiscriminate bombing when Bush sat on the imperial throne.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 September 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link

Dang, I kinda liked "St. Elmo's Fire."

Richard Marxist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 September 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

it has come to my attention that rod dreher is getting divorced and has moved to budapest; no word on whether this experience will prompt another conversion

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 July 2022 21:52 (one year ago) link

lmao of course

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 17 July 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

I hope he writes a novel

no one wants to twerk anymore (will), Sunday, 17 July 2022 22:45 (one year ago) link

I hope he starts a suicide cult.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 17 July 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

Why are these people so dramatic?

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 17 July 2022 23:00 (one year ago) link

I think he’s having the time of his life.

I don’t know how he’s fixed for disposable income but being a weird natl conservative on the internet is key to that flow

no one wants to twerk anymore (will), Sunday, 17 July 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link

I heard that these conservatives moving to Hungary for the fascism usual only last a year or so once they realize that, for instance, you get fines for putting the wrong kinds of plants on your balcony.

F'kin Magnetometers, how do they work? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 14:36 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

i miss these guys

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2022 00:50 (one year ago) link

was about to post the same

Even Mona Fucking Charen has joined the resistance:

https://www.thebulwark.com/what-country-is-the-wall-street-journal-living-in/

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 September 2022 00:59 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Hahahahaha https://t.co/nRaZhwvxqt

— noah kulwin (@nkulw) January 3, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link

Minority opinion on here I'm sure but I kinda like French. I think he's wrong about a zillion things of course, but he's super critical of the current evangelical-political movement, and he and his wife have done legit investigative journalism in exposing some religious sexual abusers. I'll take him over Brooks and Douthat, however low that may be setting the bar.

I don't like French but, yeah, he's better than the others; it's just infuriating, though, that the NYT has a ticker-tape parade every time they add yet another conservative to their op-ed section.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link

Is there even anyone actually good in the NYT columnist rotation? Jamelle Bouie I guess. So tired of almost all of them.

bouie is excellent. michelle goldberg and zeynep tufekci are good.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link

check out what you're missing in the washington post op-ed section!

https://i.imgur.com/ze02A1i.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

bouie is in his element on tiktok and twitter imo

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:11 (one year ago) link

wrong thread?

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:21 (one year ago) link

lol AOC missed vote 3 and I think I heard her holler "Jeffries!" a few seconds later.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:42 (one year ago) link

whoops def wrong thread

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 3 January 2023 21:43 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/how-often-do-men-think-about-the-roman-empire/

Apparently, men think about the Roman Empire frequently. This is news to most women, who I’d venture rarely obsess over Marcus Aurelius.

A TikTok video of a woman asking her husband how often he considers the Roman Empire went viral this week. He responded without pause that it was an “everyday thought.” More women are adding to the trend, asking their spouses and boyfriends how much brain space Rome occupies.

So, men: Is this serious? How often do you think about the Roman Empire? There are many reasons to think about Rome — reasons one of my dude-brained colleagues will probably flesh out in the future — but women . . . don’t. Or, at least, we think about it less frequently. Although I’m reminded of Rome often, it doesn’t pop into my head randomly, except in the cases of a few Catholic or architectural queries.

That men and women are different is, it seems for many online, still shocking. To destroy, conquer, and build empires has historically been the stuff of men. While there’s room for sexes to blend their interests, women tend to care more about the social aspects of history and probably identify better with aesthetic traditions (Jane Austen’s romanticism, Renaissance art, qualities of various royal reigns) instead of specific eras.

There’s no cause for social uproar every time we notice another distinction between men and women — isn’t it enough to just admit that we’re different? This week’s viral trend will probably manifest into think pieces over how the Roman Empire came to be a male-exclusive interest, or how more women need history degrees.

The Rome discourse mirrors an office discussion we had the other week, about our favorite films. The men couldn’t narrow down their lists unless they devised categories, and even then, there was painful debate on the merits of each movie’s script, score, and technical quality. Meanwhile, I’ve had the same favorite movie for the past decade, and my girlfriends agree that we choose our favorite films based more on emotional appeal than anything else.

Thousands of years have passed, and hundreds of empires have burned, only for men and women to remain fundamentally different. Some things never change.

i really like that!! (z_tbd), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 23:59 (seven months ago) link

how many ages hence
shall this our lofty scene be acted over
in states unborn, by dudes as yet unknown

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 September 2023 01:57 (seven months ago) link

been too long

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 September 2023 03:19 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

Still got it

Conservative media is the most robust affirmative action program in the world pic.twitter.com/RHtPQhV00r

— Jay Willis (@jaywillis) December 6, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 December 2023 05:12 (four months ago) link

singing "imagine there's no country" at the funeral of a country singer smh

symsymsym, Thursday, 7 December 2023 05:30 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

Now I can't unsee it

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 23 February 2024 16:00 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

missed u boo

Entirely reasonable description of January 6 as an event in which 'many of the...protesters broke the law in what may have started as a protest but turned into a riot.' Especially so in light of absence of DOJ insurrection charges against anyone involved. https://t.co/FfQfKTjYet

— Byron York (@ByronYork) April 5, 2024

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:50 (two weeks ago) link

probably need a new thread but that site is full of tired cranks griping about woke

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:51 (two weeks ago) link

Are you familiar with that old joke from the Eric Andre Show, where the host asks a guest, “Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?” It’s become ironically memetic shorthand for moments when someone expresses an entirely banal or inoffensive opinion. And yet, strangely enough, Fetterman’s position on the Gaza war fits this frame to an almost shockingly perfect degree: It’s both popular among his constituents, and certainly among Americans at large, while also authentically controversial and brave, certainly when compared to where his Democratic peers in the Senate are. I hesitate to speculate about the origins of the seeming change that has come over him, other than guessing that the discipline and strength of character required to recover from a life-altering stroke also suggests a certain willfulness. (To be fair, I do also like my other theory, which is that Chuck Schumer unwittingly leveled him up by stuffing him back into a suit.) Fetterman has clearly demonstrated he is now his own man and also a savvy hand at public relations; I doubt he’s unaware of the political armor his medical situation gives him, and good for him — he’s wearing it straight into battle.

President Keyes, Friday, 5 April 2024 20:00 (two weeks ago) link

Ah yes that old joke

symsymsym, Saturday, 6 April 2024 04:32 (two weeks ago) link


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