TRUE DETECTIVE on hbo - Season Two

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http://www.nerdist.com/2014/05/exclusive-jessica-chastain-offered-lead-role-in-hbos-true-detective-season-2/

According to sources, the Zero Dark Thirty actress has been offered a leading role in the second season but has yet to accept. As for official confirmation, we reached out to representatives for Chastain, who have declined to comment at this time.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 04:24 (ten years ago) link

She'd be a fool not to.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

Unless she plays it really differently, I just imagine this being so much like her character from Zero Dark Thirty that it would be yawnsome. Maybe she'll take a different angle, but earnest and stressed out do-gooder is already well on its way to becoming her standard role.

When I was trying to think of who I'd pair her with last night, I kept going back to Cliff Curtis for some reason. I think it's because I like how he played the "Searle" role in 'Sunshine.'

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

I'm oddly relieved.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link

your reason for being disappointed was odd and nonsensical too so

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

ah damn she'd be great with NP's dialogue. plus I think she's really pretty.

ryan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:59 (ten years ago) link

your reason for being disappointed was odd and nonsensical too so

I was hardly the only person worried about ZD30 pt 2, believe me.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link

i mean... a character that would most likely be a detective trying to solve a murder is KINDA like a cia operative trying to find osama bin laden but unless she, like, wore the same shades and played the character with the exact same mannerisms it seems like a pretty pointless thing to worry about.

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

how can we trust this actress with a yet-to-exist new role knowing there is a chance that she might accidentally play it exactly like one of her former roles

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link

I hope she doesn't play it exactly like her part in Tree of Life, flouncing around in a windy house filled with flowing white curtains.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

I need to not be on ilx I think.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

(today)

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/ASOS-Jessica-Chastain-the-help.jpg

#TrueDetectiveSeasonTwo

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

True Detective Season 2 starring Paulie Shore and whichever Baldwin brother is sober enough to answer the phone. It could take place in a biodome or backstage at MTV spring break '93

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link

hey weird my friend just texted me to say he's at his gym and spotted paulie shore working out there

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

That's almost as surprising as finding out shore is still alive. I assumed he just vaporized at midnight on NYE 2000

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

If you want to see Chastain in True Detective, just watch this movie

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjMxMDQzNjkwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDM0MzU0Ng@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

Texas Killing Fields: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389127/

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

thought about the killing fields a lot in relation to season 1. I have to imagine it inspired the show to an extent. It's impossibly grim though.

ryan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

Weren't they going to set S2 in a metro? I kinda prefer it rural, because cop show in NYC or LA is the boringest of tropes at this point.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:30 (ten years ago) link

A rust belt city might be fun.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Houston would be an amazing choice but too close to Louisiana I suppose.

ryan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

yeah Pizzolatto has said that S2 will take place in Los Angeles and will be about "the secret occult history of the United States transportation system," so i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that it will be more in line with the first season than just a generic LA noir thing. xp

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

"the secret occult history of the United States transportation system,"

I'm in.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

i have a suspicious that this will be totally amazing and even better than season one because i think there's a tendency for writers or artists to sort of exhale and realize once they get their dream project realized and then that often leads to a surge of creativity. the possibilities expand.

ryan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

realize = relax

ryan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

It's not like creepy hillbilly noir is particularly fresh at this point either.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link

"the secret occult history of the United States transportation system,"

so, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Toon Detective

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

he didn't say Los Angeles specifically, just hinted at southern California

and Fukunaga said, "The next season, I think, has to do with something industrial in California."

Number None, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

feels like detroit is a missed opportunity but maybe that's just me

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

i'm still rooting for Helsinki in the 70's

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

i mean, of all the cities in america detroit is easily the one i could see some serious noir/gothic/nearly metaphysical cult shit go down since it's basically thunderdome at this point

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link

Even when Detroit wasn't halfway to a ghost town, it had some of the best architecture in the country and should've been the home to more shows.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:54 (ten years ago) link

agreed, and now that it has that 'ghost of a town' feel to it, it seems like a sure thing.

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

there's always Herzog's lieutenant

first description of s2 plotline put me in mind of lot 49

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:09 (ten years ago) link

New Orleans would be also an acceptable option though it was already kind of part of S1

building a desert (art), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

s1 kind of was a gritty remake of who framed roger rabbit when u really think about it

r|t|c, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

if only they had conceived an ending half as terrifying as WFRR's

Number None, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

being steamrollered by cliche was still quite upsetting tbf

r|t|c, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

ugh ugh ugh woody Jessica rabbit aghhhh

the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

i have a suspicious that this will be totally amazing and even better than season one because i think there's a tendency for writers or artists to sort of exhale and realize once they get their dream project realized and then that often leads to a surge of creativity. the possibilities expand.

― ryan, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:36 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes, the "sophomore slump" is definitely not a thing

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link

something tells me you won't be terribly predisposed to like season two.

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link

i would actually be totes happy if it was good. prove me wrong n-piz!

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

sending positive vibes to NP

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem

, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

^ true detective season 3

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Salton Sea would be cool.

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/ASOS-Jessica-Chastain-the-help.jpg
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

"And we're going to try to capture a certain psychosphere ambiance of the place, much like we did in season one."

fuck, this dude says "psychosphere" irl

Clay, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

i listened to the interview with him
he says vuh-he-cle in a kinda mcconaugheyish way also

schlump, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link

i think ozzy had a psychosphere on the ultimate sin tour in 86

balls, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

I'm biased but I kinda love how unpretentiously pretentious he is. would be curious if MM modeled any of his performance after him.

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

i think you mean "unabashedly"

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link

Convincing Barman Nic Pizzolatto,

schlump, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

xp: either way I am for it!

plus he's given me the word "psychosphere."

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

he was a bartender in Austin and FYI they are all like that.

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

maybe it's a type that extends beyond Austin but there's definitely Alex Jones crossed with an eternal phd candidate type of dudes all over the place.

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like a Central Valley story, with that desolation we saw in the Zodiac hitchhiker scene.

That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

ooh yeah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

ha ha, rad
i meant that sincerely in support of your unpretentiously pretentious thesis, btw

schlump, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

hope the dude goes for it in season two and has characters swilling cheap beer and quoting hegel at each other f the haterz.

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link

1915 San Bernadino

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

oh damn I think I'm gonna!

ryan, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

I thought "the other California" was kind of a popular literary/filmic subject

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I mean IDK, maybe no moreso than anywhere else

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

forget it hurting, it's

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

Fresno

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

that book cover is commanding my attention v well

ogmor, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link

That book is 100% straight-up A-plus. California para-history mythology is (as they say) relevant to my interests, Advise folks to look in here: Eden Ahbez, Jack Parsons, and other LA kooks...

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link

hey you know what will be interesting about season two of this, maybe more than the cast/locale/degree of embroilment in occult happenings: how it is structured. the first's plot facilitated this really prerty sophisticated framework; different time periods, reliability of narrators, shifting focus. the newer cops were a part of this. i wonder if the guy has ideas for something equivalent

schlump, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link

like the collision of the narration with the protagonists in varying eras of vigor & weariness gave it such weight

schlump, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah that is one underrated strength of the one-off 8 season arc, they can blow through a longer time period like a novel where most shows have to proceed with a straightforward year-by-year chronology to match the production schedule. i wouldn't necessarily want TD to always jump back and forth between 2 eras, but the idea of a long investigation unfolding over years is good. so many cop shows have to resolve cases in unrealistically short periods of time, might as well let things play out for much longer.

ςὖτ ιτ Οὖτ (some dude), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link

I kind of wish they would go the full Bolaño with this and set it at the San Ysidro border (but then I actually just wish HBO would commission a sprawling 2666 adaptation....)

Walter Galt, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Fresno

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 27, 2014 3:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is an excellent idea.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

Fresno is one of the cities along with Terre Haute, IN & Vancouver, WA that I have gotten instant, lets-get-the-fuck-out-of-here vibes from.

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

"just wish HBO would commission a sprawling 2666 adaptation."
otm

festival of labour (xelab), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

XP if that's the criteria I can't get wait for season three in stockport

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Wesson
What I think of when I think of Fresno

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

first two google news results are promising

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

Fresno is one of the cities along with Terre Haute, IN & Vancouver, WA that I have gotten instant, lets-get-the-fuck-out-of-here vibes from.

― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion),

Amarillo for me

it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Thursday, 3 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

xpost Apropos of nothing, you just completely blew my mind with that. I had a dream as a kid about Carol Burnett owning a vineyard (which I only really remember because it was maybe the most boring and interminable dream I ever had) and I thought it was completely a product of my imagination.

A Burlap Sackful Of Ground Chuck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 July 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

does anyone else feel like the promo spots HBO is airing for the final season of true blood and the premiere season if the leftovers look like they're for the exact same show?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

True Leftovers

heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link

i thought they were ads for a new show about Louisiana called Treme Bloodtective

some dude, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

In a discussion about his shift towards long-form television as opposed to big-screen features (both "To Live and Die in LA" and "Killer Joe" are being mooted for TV adaptations, and we've plenty on both in the upcoming interview), Friedkin name-checked a few shows that he felt had taken the place of films as the topic of water-cooler, or "coffee machine" conversation—"Homeland," "24," and "True Detective."

At the mention of the last we couldn't help but let him know that we had him pegged as one of the five directors we'd like to see direct a season of the show down the line. Would he consider it, we asked, if they came knocking? He paused a moment, looking a tiny bit surprised.

"I am considering it." said Friedkin. "I like this writer [Nic Pizzolatto] very much. I've met him, and he's the real deal as far as I'm concerned. Now, all the new seasons are different so I'm not committed—this new season has nothing to do with the last one. Except for him and his sensibility, which I think is extraordinary."

Pushing a little to get him to confirm that he's in the mix, Friedkin remained positive but circumspect.

"I'm… I can't say much more at this time. But I'm a fan of his writing, even though this will not be a continuation of what was done before with (Matthew) McConaughey (with whom obviously Friedkin has a relationship after 'Killer Joe') and Woody Harrelson. So what you can say is I'm a huge fan of his writing, I've met with him, I like him, I like the direction he's taking with this."

Number None, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

"Did you guys see Homeland last night? Wow!"

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

"My favorite part is the relationship between Claire Danes and the terrorist guy!"

schwantz, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

"Or that little kid who is always practicing karate, he is so awesome!"

Frederik B, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

I love Friedkin but I dunno if his strengths would really be best-served in a longform TV series

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

better get one great car chase out of it

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I love Friedkin but I dunno if his strengths would really be best-served in a longform TV series

― Οὖτις - i get this but i kinda think this show is an exception, to live and die in l.a. stretched out into episodic form could totally be a season of true detective.

balls, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

friedkin did an episode of csi

there were an unprecedented number of crowd scenes

j., Friday, 11 July 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

hopefully Wang Chung will replace T Bone Burnett

relentlessly pecking at peace (President Keyes), Friday, 11 July 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

http://tvline.com/2014/07/11/true-detective-colin-farrell-season-2-cast/

Along with Farrell, Taylor Kitsch is being floated. RIGGINS!*

(I just like to say "Riggins!" when possible. I'm not exactly endorsing him being cast.)

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

mateo and woody driving through a field chasing king koopa on his lawnmower

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

i'll watch it for sure, but when i think about the problems of the td script i don't think of william friedkin as the guy who can navigate us past them

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

i guess i should say "i would watch it for sure" as we're just working with a bit of cryptic confusion in an interview

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

we're faced with the very real prospect of COLIN FARRELL starring in the next season and you're worried about Friedkin maybe directing a later season?

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link

I won't watch anything with colin farrell in it, in case that wasn't clear

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link

If you can't cast ugly people in a show like this, where can you cast them anymore?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

i'm cool with colin farrell starring in this television show

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

miami vice: the movie: the tv series

balls, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

colin's done some fine work, just been in a lot of bad movies

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

i mean there are reports that there are 4 leads and maybe there's still a heavy that hasn't been announced, but if the biggest star in the show goes from MM to CF that's kind of a downgrade just in starpower, never mind that i wouldn't put In Bruges or whatever CF's best performance is up against any of MM's best roles.

some dude, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

my heart is def not a-flutter imagining colin farrell doing rust cohle monologues but a) wasn't exactly jonesing for Mateo to speak them either before he did and b) no reason to assume Colin would be asked to play a knock-off rust cohle anyway

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

I'd be down with Farrell as long as it's a McConaghey-like performance where everyone's going, "Wow, this is amazing, completely unlike any acting I've ever seen before from Colin Farrell!"

pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link

i will say if Farrell was being asked to replace Mateo as Rust Cohle in True Detective: Legacy I'd be unenthusiastic. And that's basically the situation William Friedkin would be in, respective to Fukunaga.

da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

I don't think McConaghey's performance as Rust was unlike anything he'd done before, it was pretty close to his more recent roles in Mud, Killer Joe, etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

Only know him from That 70s Show movie.

pplains, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

I polled his most recent stuff but can't find the thread bah

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

McCONAUGHSAINCE

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 July 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Farrell would be fine, I'm sure. Much more worried about Riggins tbh.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

the more i think about this the more TD needs at least one lead every season with CHEERS on the resume

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 12 July 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

george wendt

flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 12 July 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

dan hedaya

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 12 July 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

Colin Farrell & Tim Riggins?

YES PLEASE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

The New Sexy Adventures of True Detective

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

miami vice: the movie: the tv series

― balls, Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:06 Bookmark

biker gang meth head stash house shootout episode was already probably the most mannish non-mann thing ever, i'm fine w/ this

r|t|c, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

"You know, humans are things that labor under the illusion of having a self; an accretion of sensory, experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody is nobody."

"Well if there's anybody who should be an expert on being a nobody, it's you, Cliff."

{LAUGH TRAK}

pplains, Saturday, 12 July 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Cheers was filmed before a live studio audience >:(

boney tassel (sic), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

See, the preacher, he encourages your capacity for illusion. Then he tells you it's a fucking virtue. Always a buck to be had doing that, and it's such a desperate sense of entitlement, isn't it?

pplains, Sunday, 13 July 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

I mean, touché.

pplains, Sunday, 13 July 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

Would watch if Farrell's sidekick was Rhea Perlman (as Carla Tortelli)

Walter Galt, Monday, 14 July 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

hopefully Wang Chung will replace T Bone Burnett

Also for the O Brother, Where Art Thou? miniseries.

everybody chives this is nowhere (Eazy), Monday, 14 July 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

for real...slash film will be reporting soon

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Vince Vaughn & Colin Farrell

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

"You're drunk!"
"YOU'RE drunk."
*blood*
The end.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

this cld be us but u playin

lag∞n, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link

Οὖτις
Posted: July 11, 2014 at 11:02:35 PM
I won't watch anything with colin farrell in it, in case that wasn't clear

en bruges and miami vice are two of the finest films ever filmed (written to disc)

lag∞n, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy (ii)

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Have they announced yet which authors will plagarized from in season 2?

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

Jk

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Friday, 8 August 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

the guy could well be a total d-bag but i'm not really following m@x there. what does that pull quote even mean? he's condescending people on wifi? wha?

bnw, Friday, 8 August 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah, that article could have used a few sentences of context. I think Nikki Pizza was responding to criticism about his female characters or something. Good to know he has a woman friend tho.

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

Have they announced yet which authors will plagarized from in season 2?

well it's set in California and presumably the subject is conspiracies so I'll assume Pynchon is the starting place right

Panda Friend (Clay), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

he shd consider plagiarizing elmore leonard

lag∞n, Friday, 8 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

there's already a prestigious television show that does that tho

Panda Friend (Clay), Friday, 8 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

there is no cap on that

lag∞n, Friday, 8 August 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

i love justified but it def does not nail the leonard tone tho not sure its trying to

lag∞n, Friday, 8 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

i hope Elliott Gould gets a role in this

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 9 August 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

better: Elliott Gould's cat from The Long Goodbye.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 August 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure Inherent Vice has that angle covered

Number None, Saturday, 9 August 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

it would be cool if the show got some older actors in the mix. i feel like Damages is a high water mark for modern cable drama casting, so many vets got to go on that show and do something unlike their previous roles and usually kill it.

some dude, Saturday, 9 August 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

crossover?

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

well it's set in California and presumably the subject is conspiracies so I'll assume Pynchon is the starting place right

think it's more likely to be riffing on Polanski's Chinatown, Ellroy's L.A. Quartet, Ross Macdonald's Lew Archer novels, or even Chandler tbh

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

and Who Framed Roger Rabbit!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

and crash

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

I don't think it's totally crazy to throw TCoL49 in with that bunch and my understanding is Inherent Vice is playing with a similar sorta frame but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Panda Friend (Clay), Tuesday, 12 August 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

"Good to know he has a woman friend tho."

A woman friend who is the wife of T-Bone Burnett (who coincidently does the music for the show). Not sure this counts.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 12:55 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

reportedly Justin Lin (Fast Five, Community's paintball episode) is in talks to direct the first two episodes.

While I consider myself a fan of Lin, and don't even hate the actors being batted around, this thing seems destined for the biggest backlash. I can't say I'm surprised they still want to call it True Detective, but I almost can.

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

like, unless the new directors go all-in imitating Fukunaga's style (and since he directed the entire series, it WAS his style), all that will carry over is a script by Enrico Polazzo and maybe a credit sequence full of sad cops and lady butts

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link

feel like its kinda cool to get a different director as long as its someone good

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

don't get me wrong, i might watch a new HBO detective show with a pilot directed by lin or william friedkin starring vince vaughn and/or colin farrell. I just wouldn't hear that and assume "oh that's true detective season 2"

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Has anyone caught Lin's non-f&f stuff?

I saw better luck tomorrow but that was in high school

I know he did some flick about the naval academy

I feel like if he was given a non action movie space to work in he could flex and come up with something good... And as good as helming the F&F franchise has been for him, it's certainly pigeonholed him

But yeah if he does this F&F style there will be a lot of lol's

, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

feel like somehow people's personal distaste for NP has carried over into this idea that fukunaga is some master stylist who elevated boilerplate material. which strikes me as a big stretch. I don't want to parse credit, but I think they'll be fine without him. obv it's a whole new story/characters so there's a high risk of failure no matter what.

ryan, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

i got better luck tomorrow from netflix recently (as i said, i'm kind of a fan). Not without note but obvious juvenalia (endless narration, corny montage tricks) and def not gonna win cinematography awards at sundance like fukunaga's debut did

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

And if it's like any other TV show in the world, it has a boilerplate stylebook.

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Friday, 5 September 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

but that's the thing - it's not totally "like any other TV show in the world." Fukunaga directed every episode. It was basically a miniseries.

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

whether or not he's a "master stylist" isn't an issue so much as that he has style

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

and that the style was part of what made the show distinctive

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

oh def agree. he knocked it out of the park.

ryan, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

don't get me wrong, i might watch a new HBO detective show with a pilot directed by lin or william friedkin starring vince vaughn and/or colin farrell. I just wouldn't hear that and assume "oh that's true detective season 2"

― da croupier, Friday, September 5, 2014 3:36 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk most tv shows have many different directors over the course of a single season while visual cohesion is maintained, but it might be kind of cool to keep the writer and switch the director and actors up so theres still some continuity but it also has a self contained seasonal aspect

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

fukunagas style was a lil heavy hand imho

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

xps

I just mean the "NP is a lame pseud whose script was saved by great acting and directing" narrative strikes me as way off. (lame pseud stuff notwithstanding)

ryan, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

felt kinda "grunge music video" at times

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

obvs there was tons of super cool shit too

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

well that's why i said they might go whole hog on copying what fukunaga (and only fukunaga, as he directed the whole thing) did. but if they don't, and it not just looks different but has vince vaughn saying portentous shit next to a redwood, the chances of unpleasant tweet heat seem pretty high

I just mean the "NP is a lame pseud whose script was saved by great acting and directing" narrative strikes me as way off.

well yes if you cartoonishly overstate a pov it sounds cartoonish and overstated

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

NP obv has skills but c'mon he's getting shit for stealing from alan moore

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

maybe there wont even be a character that says deep shit all day long on the next one, i wld personally advise against it

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

just do a wise cracking guy instead

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link

xps

Haha I dunno I feel like I've seen that exact argument somewhere! maybe gawker.

ryan, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah no way he does a rust-like character again. but marty was so well written I have some faith.

ryan, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah i don't envy NP. Whether or not he's hot literary shit or a pretentious pulp aggregator, at least novelists don't have to give each novel the same title.

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

have u guys seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoGGDKV88Fg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

ha yes lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

directed by the drive/pusher trilogy guy

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

god it's sad when washed up actors without access to classier, well-paying gigs have to whore themselves out like that

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

lol yup

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

Also half of TD's style just came from being set in the swampland of the south imo

, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

wait I'm confused can someone tell me who directed the entire first season again?

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

steven king

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

oh god HBO so needs to give Steven King a pile of money to direct a full season of a show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWS4tTzs60

some dude, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

lmao he directed that i had no idea

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/78v4tTz.png
http://i.imgur.com/1DcJAqs.png

lag∞n, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link

lmao

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

more like Director (1 mic drop)

da croupier, Friday, 5 September 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

Let's see if this guy is back for season two.

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Steven King directed a movie based on a Stephen King story?

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 7 September 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

is that weird?

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 September 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

i hope so

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 7 September 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's weird that he chose to direct in the first place but i don't see what should stop an actual director from adapting their own work

writers adapt their own stories into screenplays all the time, if you can write and direct why not

is this some hubris faux pas i don't know about

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 September 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link

oh is this about the name thing

i guess that's funny

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 September 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link

great spelling joke

http://cinema.usc.edu/userfiles/A0127948311B99D1C02CF7783648D35EBD92E9B2images/Maximum%202.jpg

we're all very impressed

some dude, Sunday, 7 September 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

thank you, i live to impress

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 7 September 2014 01:34 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hopefully he reprises his en bruges performance

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

and pairs up with Jamie Foxx

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Monday, 22 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

so around season 5 this is going to be Michael Cera and Kieran Cilkin, right

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 September 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

collateral jamie fox

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Vince Vaughn also confirmed

polyphonic, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

well I'm not watching this

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

can't wait for s3 with Gerard Butler and Pauly Shore

polyphonic, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

Justin Lin confirmed to direct two episodes also. Excited to see how badly they can fuck this up

Number None, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I'm kind of okay with pretending S1 will forever be the only season.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByPNlRTIAAAVIeh.png:large

Velcoro and Semyon are at it again

polyphonic, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Ray Velcro

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

Dunno about Farrell, but I love VV.

schwantz, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Vaughn's good w comedy but Russian criminal underboss is a hard sell I mean come on

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

"hey what should we call our new mob/cop drama with the director of Fast Five starring Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn? something that will get people excited but not expect TOO much..."

"how about TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 2?"

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link

with taylor kitsch as the third male lead and some of the names they've got circling around the female lead (jessica biel, rosario dawson, malin akerman) it's possible every major actor in this thing will be someone with a losing streak at the box office

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Farrell's been rly good in everything I've seen him in, idg why people would be appalled at this casting

(everything: Phone Booth, In Bruges, Horrible Bosses, Seven Psychopaths - even in the bad ones he's splendid. Vaughan has sleepwalked through plenty of turds, and McConaughey went about 15 years without bothering to engage with a script, so)

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

McConaughey went about 15 years without bothering to engage with a script, so

have you not been following the McConaissance

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

I've liked Colin Farrell in a lot of stuff and i'd love to see TV turn around his box office poison rep but they're making this season look like celebrity rehab

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

but yeah I hate Farrell, smug, terrible in everything, never made a movie I liked etc.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

Not surprising that it's set in LA then xp

, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

re: McConaughey it's true he had a terrible streak, but TD was part of a pretty high profile re-setting of his career, it wasn't the first instance of his reestablishing his credibility but following Bernie, Magic Mike, Mud, etc. I was excited to see him in this

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

mateo was two years into his comeback when this came out with his oscar winner in the can, it's not like he jumped in off the set of Fools Gold

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

have you not been following the McConaissance

yeah but as you say this was part of it. I didn't check the dates but let's call it Dazed -> Friedkin = wasteland

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

i mean hey if this show is a really wowser and upends the career trajectories of Vaughn, Farrell, Kitsch and Biel (or someone who competes with Biel for roles) AND gives Justin Lin a trophy I won't complain, I mean that's damn good tv

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

guessing the female restoration project will be one of the main actresses on roseanne

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

hoping it's metcalf

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

she's already got an HBO show!

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

hope its Roseanne then

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

i forgot about that! is it any good? i am not acting like the devoted laurie metcalf fan i should be

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

don't really have a problem w/ this casting tbh. Is there any reason to think it won't be Elizabeth Moss for the female lead?

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

i liked the lil bit of Metcalf's show i saw. daniel stern's her husband!

farrell's like clive owen (ostensibly charming british actor america just REFUSES to pay money to see) where classy cable may just be the thing for him, and its not kitsch's fault Savages, John Carter and Battleship came out the same year, but man oh man oh man oh man Vince Vaughn

does he even remember how to act

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

woops forgot colin's irish. My apologies!

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

i always mix them up

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

is Kitsch confirmed yet? Anyway he'll be fine as long as he sticks to glowering.

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

Laurie Metcalf not only has an HBO show already but she's also in a really, reeeeeally shitty looking CBS sitcom starting this fall.

10,000 Jolts Of Electicity (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

anyway i see no reason to think season 2 would be any worse than 1 based on some casting announcements did anyone think it wouldn't be like this

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

i thought they'd cast ONE actor that has at least Woody Harrelson level thespian credibility with audiences

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

would take Clive Owen over Farrell any day

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

Ray Velcro is a weird name for a detective

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

y'know as a buffer from the fact that they're already going to be dealing with a new setting, new cast, etc etc

"ok i dunno if i care about this story but i like (actor of repute) vs "ok i dunno if i care about this story and why the fuck am i watching vince vaughn talk to colin farrell"

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link

haven't seen Farrell in anything post-New World except for Gilliam's Dr Parnassus and Jordan's Ondine, but he's pretty skilled for such a gorgeous slab.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

again this may well be the bee's knees and i'm sure hbo is grateful for every optimist who can't fathom why anyone would see this creative change-over as anything to raise hackles over

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Woody Harrelson level thespian credibility with audiences

schlump, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

thesp game woody harrelson

schlump, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

oh i know

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

Harrelson is a pretty terrific actor compared to walking-dead hacks like Anthony Hopkins and Al Pacino

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

i'm a lot more down w/ casting farrell than vaughan

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

vince vaughan will be really interesting i think! he has this quickness. & that kinda unbeautiful frame thing, like intimidating bulk & but too sorta sloppy to be intimidating.

schlump, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

i guess i didn't think S1 was good enough to worry at all about S2

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

Morbz otm re: Woody

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

i guess i didn't think S1 was good enough to worry at all about S2

they should put comments like this in the ads

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

of all the Cheers cast I would not have guessed in the 80s that Woody would be the one with the longest/most interesting career

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

"I have no problem with any of these actors!"

"C'mon the first season was good but not like THAT good!"

"I'm sure it will be an entertaining enough hour of TV!"

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

have vaughan lose 100 lbs and slather him in spray tan and have him spew pothead philosophy out a window and he'll be perfect

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

lool croup who cares

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

we do we're on an internet forum talking about it

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

of all the Cheers cast I would not have guessed in the 80s that Woody would be the one with the longest/most interesting career

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 3:17 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he seemed so young and naive back then, just goes to show u i guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link

we do we're on an internet forum talking about it

― da croupier, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 3:19 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry forgot HBO Presents True Detective: Lool Croup Who Cares

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

"I have no problem with any of these actors!"

"C'mon the first season was good but not like THAT good!"

"I'm sure it will be an entertaining enough hour of TV!"

― da croupier, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 3:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

is this actually a turd detective superfan thread i'm sorry for not liking it that much!

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

true detective more like boo! defective

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

true detective more like tooth defective

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

if they title this season 2DETECTIVE I will watch in real time

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

2RUE DETECTIVE would also work

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

2 detectives (colin farell and vince vaughn)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

True Detective Too: The Legend of Semyon's Gold

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

vince vaughn's character isn't a detective

polyphonic, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

thats what u think, but maybe investigate more

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

2 Detectives 1 Cult

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

there needs to be a wise-cracking street-smart orphan kid character in this

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link

Two Detectives*: Who Did The Number Two?

*they try to figure out who went poo

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Farrell perfectly capable of playing the standard "in over his head" noir gumshoe--no idea what he'll be playing tho of course. Never liked vaughn in anything so I hope the character something new for him.

ryan, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

i hope he has a boris & natasha thing with the female lead and then farrell & kitsch are moose & squirrel

da croupier, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

vince vaughn's character isn't a detective

SPOILER: this season, everyone is a detective

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

True, Detective

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link

True Detective VP

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

hmm Vince doing a Rust Cohle type part..

http://www.filmjabber.com/movie-blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vince-vaughn-psycho.jpg

piscesx, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

Both def in my top 5 actors I avoid. This is pretty depressing.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 22:16 (nine years ago) link

Farrell has been v good in a lot of things, no idea what people's beef is w/ him

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

yeah Farrell's great i think. loved him in Miami Vice and In Bruges and had no idea it was even the same guy til ages after.

piscesx, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

No True Detective could be portrayed by vince vaughn

anonanon, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Untrue Detective

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Colin Farrell looks I confused or startled badger. maybe an otter. definitely one of the Mustelidae. I have seen these movies and they were either terrible or he was terrible in them:

Minority Report
Daredevil
Alexander
The New World
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Horrible Bosses
Cassandra's Dream

and looking over his resume dude just has awful taste in roles. Phone Booth, Seven Psychopaths, Saving Mr. Banks, the Fright Night remake, S.W.A.T. blech the guy is just gross on every level

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

I a confused or startled badger

that should say

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

Farrell has been v good in a lot of things, no idea what people's beef is w/ him

― Simon H., Tuesday, September 23, 2014 6:00 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well he's a shitty actor with a strong Mel Gibson vibe about him, for starters. And then there was the time my mom insisted on seeing that movie where he stands in a phone booth for two hours. Two hours. Maybe it was 90 minutes. Either way ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? I was so irate walking out of that movie theater.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link

preach it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

I was inclined to keep this to a discussion of his work but yeah I must admit his reputation as a "cocky drunken Irish brawler" also makes me think he's more or less the South Park caricature of Russell Crowe: Irish Version

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

I a confused or startled badger

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 7:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

things Colin Farrell was good in, iirc:

The New World
Fright Night (steals the movie, actually)
Crazy Heart
Ondine
In Bruges

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

(never seen Miami Vice)

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

in bruges and miami vice both own very hard and even if he is a knit cap in warm weather with silver hoop earrings kind of guy i cant hold that against him, he prob has tribal tattoos idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

any actor can be good under the right circumstances so instead of rushing to judgement you all should say "i am going to go into this with an open mind and i hope it is good"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Farrell is good-ish in Tigerland IIRC

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

any actor can be good under the right circumstances so instead of rushing to judgement you all should say "i am going to go into this with an open mind and i hope it is good"

― lag∞n, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 4:39 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fine, Hitler.

schwantz, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

Vince Vaughn needs to button that shirt.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Miami Vice and New World are very very good, but they're also the kind of films where any kind of 'acting' would just distract from the great pictures. But Farrell's blankness is definitely a huge plus in those conditions.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

any actor can be good under the right circumstances so instead of rushing to judgement you all should say "i am going to go into this with an open mind and i hope it is good"

― lag∞n,

look at voters in 1980.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

um ok alfred ill just take out my time travel binoculars over here...

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

Haven't seen much of his 00s work but I like him in Bruges/Psychopaths and he's recently been great a lot of thankless roles (saving mr banks, fright night, Crazy Heart). But for all the movies where his name is first in the credits, only Phone Booth and SWAT have anything close to a decent gross-to-budget ratio.

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:06 (nine years ago) link

OK I'll bite: what's wrong with him in Minority Report? He made Tom Cruise look especially paunchy.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

woops, sam jackson appears in the credits before colin in swat.

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah minority report is obvs very cool too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

and nobody except Woody's sister saw Cassandra's Dream.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Farrell's been sober for years. I've always heard that he's a pretty decent guy too

Number None, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

i don't think people would blink at the announcement that colin and taylor kitsch were gonna be on the billboards, it's vince vaughn as a mob guy trying to go straight that's the dare

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link

already better than S1

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

You guys are forgetting Elf. Stoked for this.

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

I'm withholding all my Two Minute Hate for the eventual mishandling of the Occult California/Water: Blue Blood of the Earth plot.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link

i think it's easy to put mcconaughey's performance in a broader context now that the dust has settled, but TD season 1 was a departure for him even considering the rest of the work around it these last couple years, and the same can be said of harrelson. the show certainly isn't without its faults (maybe fewer pornily graphic sex scenes pls) and the lack of fukunaga is, i think, a bigger deal than who ends up acting in season 2. this show is either going to be excellent or unwatchable, and i'm holding out hope.

busted (art), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link

McC had already shown some of these smarts in a little seen but not bad movie called The Lincoln Lawyer, in which he showed he was good at thinking on his feet. I'm not sure why it's a surprise he can be good. Most actors are decent when given decent material. Why else are they pros?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link

cuz pretty

j., Wednesday, 24 September 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

alright so here's what i think is gonna happen. vince vaughn is essentially going to reprise his role from classic google comedy the internship. colin farrell will be the owen wilson character, but more the owen wilson character from wedding crashers. sara gilbert will be playing the vince vaughn character from wedding crashers.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 04:45 (nine years ago) link

and the same can be said of harrelson.

I just saw No Country for Old MEn and I gotta disagree with you there

, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Colin Farrell is about as far from knit caps as it gets

also he's great and ur fools

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link

Harrelson got a second Oscar nod four years ago; he was doing fine without TD.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link

I had a smoke with Colin Farrell outside a building I was working in once some years ago - (they do a lot of TV and film post production) . I told him I liked "Alexander" and he looked at me like I was taking the piss. "Really!" I said and he thanked me. Nice dude. Sized up every woman in the elevator on the way back up.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

colin farrell is good in cassandra's dream

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link

Colin Farrell is about as far from knit caps as it gets

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 8:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/RfZzKFt.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

I just saw No Country for Old MEn and I gotta disagree with you there

― 龜, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 7:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

best movie

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

I predicted that XP and I predicted the poster

but what I'm saying is despite wearing an aul knit cap in winter or w/e the knit cap is hardly encapsulatory of c Farrell the person imo

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

um he wears a knit cap in summer note the tee

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

his personal style is very knit cap in summer but i dont think hes a bad person he seem pretty chill tbh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WgMjWzb.jpg

tattoo is not standard tribal but it has tribal aspects

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

idk can u judge what 'summer' or 'winter' are to an Irishman nor indeed how they might intersect with 'what will I wear when I'm out amongst the yanks' the man is badly shook IMO and not to be judged on the above incriminating snapshot

zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

The large tattoo covering the larger part of his upper right arm is “just a tribal design from Tahiti” that he got while holidaying there

Number None, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

he is def a badly shook individual prob why he inhabited the in bruges role so completely

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

ha its tribal but not tribal

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

Nice dude. Sized up every woman in the elevator on the way back up.

^ Well, yeah.

29 facepalms, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

Rachel McAdams is said to be locking down a lead role in season 2 of HBO’s “True Detective.”

Sources tell Variety HBO has offered McAdams the part opposite Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn. Taylor Kitsch is expected to land the role of the fourth lead.

Though HBO recently announced Farrell and Vaughn as the show’s leads, sources say fans could have a similar response to the female lead as they did to Matthew McConaughey’s part as Rust Cohle in season 1.

Several other actresses have been considered for the part, including Jessica Biel and Malin Akerman, but McAdams has been seen as the front-runner for the past few weeks. HBO could not immediately be reached for comment.

It came down to scheduling, as insiders tell Variety McAdams was about to start filming “Spotlight,” the drama revolving around the Catholic Church sex scandal uncovered by the Boston Globe, and it was unknown whether dates could be worked out for McAdams to do that film and “True Detective.” Sources say that in the past 24 hours, a deal was worked out where the actress could do both projects.

Number None, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

between sherlock holmes 2 and the vow she's had bigger hits this decade than any of the other guys

da croupier, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

the phone booth movie is part of the phone thriller trilogy by the unfuckwithable larry cohen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Cohen

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 28 September 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

excellent article abt him behind the nyer paywall http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/02/02/the-survivor-3

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

instead of writing he dictates his scripts into a device while wandering around his house

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Lol had no idea that was his script, love larry cohen

Οὖτις, Sunday, 28 September 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Q was like the craziest weirdest movie I saw when I was a kid.

dan selzer, Sunday, 28 September 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Q is great. God Told Me To is awesome too.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

The Stuff is my favorite. Also It's Alive 3: The Island of the Alive.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

The Invaders has some incredibly messed up moments too.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

tim riggins of mars is IN as paul woodrugh - 'a handsome, 28-year-old military veteran who has seen his own share of violence and destruction.'

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

he was the bomb in FNL. Ilx is full of pre-haters for season 2 but i think it has a chance

i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

cool i love martians

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

paul woodruffsmash

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

gonna really hafta stretch his acting chops to play handsome

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

FINALLY the world will soon know the glory of tim riggins & you will all finally understand why i never ever shut up about him

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

took me a while to learn this wasn't jacob from twilight

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

important first step

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link

On FNL whenever they talked about the Riggins Boys I expected the next words to be "and Gruber"

you walk on the street, grab the rock (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Rick Springfield ✔ @rickspringfield
Just finished my 1st day of shooting for season 2 of HBO's True Detective. What a great script. Working w/ Colin Farrell & Rachel McAdams!

Number None, Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

here we go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OfU7CGY5DQ&feature=youtu.be

ryan, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Even without dialogue, I still hate the idea of Vince Vaughn being in this.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link

that teaser is 100% composed of white ppl, including the extras

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link

I really really enjoyed the first season, but find the prospect of a second a bit of a chore, and the trailer isn't helping. Will watch though.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

lots of moody god's eye view shots of southern california = looks pretty fucking good to me.

ryan, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

i'm an unreconstructed sucker for pulpy crime shit and this looks exactly like that, although i'm sure it will have all of the same thinkpiece-inspiring problems bc nic pizzolatto does not exactly seem inclined toward growth (that said, mcadams appearing to be just as involved in the main action is a start, at least)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

*just as involved as the brooding men

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link

lots of mustache = looks pretty fucking good to me

j., Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

Nice digital camerawork, too.

with HD lyrics (Eazy), Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

Forget it, Jake. It's the psychosphere.

Mule, Thursday, 9 April 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCK1cisUsAAXAZX.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ECtcp4c.png

coming 2 arrest the premium television anti-hero cliche

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

It's like Michael Mann's The Shield.

with HD lyrics (Eazy), Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

that sounds really good

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

is that Rick Springfield

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

it is!

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

that teaser is 100% composed of white ppl, including the extras

I assume this is set in the near future when the LAPD has finally exterminated all minorities

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

the guy in the mask look scary

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

is that one of the main players? could only be Kitsch, i guess, but too burly seeming.

ryan, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bKYnQK9.png

jeez dont worry i wasnt going to say anything

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

ew even got weird eye things for added creep

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

I couldn't even make it all the way through the trailer

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link

regarding non-whites, while i agree diversity is desirable i think NP's muse is and always will be fucked up white people.

ryan, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

maybe he should set his stuff in idk Finland or something then

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

tbf there are lots of fucked up wites in LA.

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

so far he seems to excel at creepy crimes which white dudes are known to hold the record for

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

maybe he should set his stuff in idk Finland or something then

― Οὖτις, Thursday, April 9, 2015 2:38 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by that rationale matt weiner and david chase shouldve done the same! weiner has the (legit but convenient) excuse of it being period-accurate, david chase, aaaahhhhhh, eeeehhrrrmmmmm...but whatever.

pizzolato's problems are way more woman-related than anything else. if the show proves me wrong sure i'll eat the attendant crow but i don't expect him to totally witewash socal the way that say, lena dunham witewashes brooklyn.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link

Chase and weiner's shows both featured minorities

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

So, no

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Agree p-zone is awful w women

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link

so did the first season of true detective! we can debate about prominence of role, which yea is a problem but thats a problem of almost all tv, and it won't be rectified anytime soon aside from maybe by empire, and the success of that show is a major step in the right direction.

for the record, whenever black people showed up on the sopranos they were complete and utter stereotypes barring your one example of a rapper with a degree in urban planning in season 1, which was actually interesting. tbf that matched up with the view most of chase's italian north jersey characters had of black ppl, cant speak to chase's own.

as far as mad men goes they are not prominent at all, which again, is period accurate sadly, but pleeeeeaaassse don't even try to say matt weiner is a paragon of diversity representation or progressiveness just because pete campbell said IT'S A SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL DAY in season 6 during the MLK assassination episode

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

imo its okay to have a show with only brooding white men like for instance who is more conflicted than a white man nobody i shd know i am one

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

catholics AND protestants

j., Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link

xp lol

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

It's like Michael Mann's The Shield.

Would absolutely watch that. (Though, as long as we're ticking boxes, The Shield and most of Mann's movies had lots of prominent minority characters in non-villain/monster roles.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link

Marty's series of booty calls was a little one dimensional but the wife character (can't remember her name, lol) was fine until they seemed to not know what to do with her for the final 2 eps. though there's a dignity in her getting away from all that.

ryan, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

yeah mann always had diverse casts & its one of the many reasons why he's kinda the platonic ideal of modern crime filmmaking (still seems to, altho im prob not gonna see blackhat and find out)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

(xp)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

for the record, whenever black people showed up on the sopranos they were complete and utter stereotypes barring your one example of a rapper with a degree in urban planning in season 1, which was actually interesting. tbf that matched up with the view most of chase's italian north jersey characters had of black ppl, cant speak to chase's own.

I don't really disagree about the portrayal of black people in Sopranos that you lay out, but wasn't aware we were speaking strictly of black people

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

we weren't. but i can't even recall latino characters having ANY significant roles!

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

AJ's puerto rican girlfriend, Hesh, arab guys show up for a few episodes (not as a v significant characters tbh), I'm probably forgetting some others

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Blanca! forgot her name

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

ah and of course the half-black/half-Jewish boyfriend, he was a good character

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

which gave us this awesome scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPLduQIZFzQ

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

Junior's asian sidekick in the resthome

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link

as for Mad Men, I agree they have not given minority characters a lot of time (outside of Ginsberg), but they have made a point (repeatedly) of showing how exclusionary the world of the main characters is - whether it's Roger in blackface, Dawn/Shirley's interactions and experiences, or the Drapers' shitty treatment of Carla

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

The way they ended S01 makes me think of the whole damn enterprise as a fluke. Will check S02 out tho, obv.

dandy don's weiner (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

there was the old civil rights/union organizer in Sopranos too (and his son, iirc?) that was a good couple of episodes

xxp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

and Lord Jamaar and Treach in the hospital

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link

sorry we can take this discussion to another thread but now the more I think about it the more I think slothroprhymes dismissal of Sopranos is totally wrong

Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

I love shake's cap'n save-a-soprano act

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Strangely intrigued as to what Vince Vaughn will do with this. Otherwise... yea ok

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

r there going to be more eps this time

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

not a lot of eps last time around

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

i like the sopranos just fine, shakey, but it has race-related probs that are common among many prestige shows, which obviously is the main prob. never thought of hesh as a minority character but having grown up mostly in north jersey i can confirm that a significant number of the dudes that show portrays would think that. ginsberg for his era & in the WASPy wite advertising world would be as well.

anyway, for all of true d's (many!) problems, race is not one of them re ially. the two most prominent black characters (michael potts and tory kittles) receive top billing alongside mcconaughey, harrelson and monaghan) are A. cops & not particularly stereotypical ones and B. markedly more well-adjusted than the brooding wite leads!

the ideal world would give those two characters their own show, & hopefully the success of stuff like empire and how to get away with murder points toward the right direction for that to happen.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

xp i believe it'll be 8 once again

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

xp to self: *really.

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

this looks as good as an equiv wordless trailer of the first seas would have looked at the time. still pumped.

flopson, Thursday, 9 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

I don't think anyone was saying the show had a problem with race in season one. When I pointed out the lack of people of color in the teaser i should have included "and it is set in contemporary Los Angeles." That's not what LA looks like. (Tho perhaps it does in the world of ~detectives~)

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

r there going to be more eps this time

― lag∞n, Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:51 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

The public wants more detection

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

los blancoles more like

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

i thought shakey was being a bit reductive w/ the "set stuff in finland" joke, clay your initial statement re: the trailer was p accurate

tbrr as a result of nic pizz's issues w/ writing women or honestly anyone who isn't a brooding wite who has secrets i now feel kind of awful for having defended him on any point, like he devises intriguing noir plots & his lines can sing when they dont clunk (it's basically a tossup as to which will happen) but seems like a not good person otherwise

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

remember when he m/l plagiarized a shit ton of lines too man I forgot how much I h8 this guy

Clay, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

this seems like a good place to drop in a PSA for people to watch banshee, btw

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

I love Farrell, he's so wounded I want to take care of him

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

ya i like him too en bruges is my fav movie

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

Cosign

dandy don's weiner (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

I'm a New World apologist too but I get why ppl wouldn't like it

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link

Also I'm a fiend for mojitos

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

Nice digital camerawork, too.
― with HD lyrics (Eazy), Thursday, April 9, 2015 6:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Season 1 was shot on 35mm, which was nice

Walter Galt, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link

tbrr as a result of nic pizz's issues w/ writing women or honestly anyone who isn't a brooding wite who has secrets i now feel kind of awful for having defended him on any point, like he devises intriguing noir plots & his lines can sing when they dont clunk (it's basically a tossup as to which will happen) but seems like a not good person otherwise

― slothroprhymes, Thursday, April 9, 2015 4:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc max is responsible for your opinion/the meme that pizz is a Bad Person http://morningafter.gawker.com/nic-pizzolatto-is-a-schmuck-and-true-detective-will-suc-1617847916 seems like it was just 'slow day at the office' or something

flopson, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

like he seems like a totally normal dude

flopson, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

Also I'm a fiend for mojitos

― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

xxp I actually don't think he's a plagiarist, that wasn't what I was referring to. more the way he comes off in certain interviews (the infamous "branzino lunch" one and bitching about his critics in a lame way in another

it does not surprise me tho that max read wrote a pisstake article out of boredom/quotas if that is indeed the case, I mean denton has v specific goals for pageview totals it must be stressful sometimes

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

"not a good person" may have been a strong description

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

he just seems like a self-serious dbag

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

is being mad at the guy as a guy part of the social justice analyst package or can u get it a la carte

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

flopson, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link

it should be a la carte but if you write for the internets it is prob required for optimal thinkpiece production

slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

he just seems like a self-serious dbag

― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:42 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does he though? the one interview i read he just seemed like a normal guy stoked to be making a tv show

flopson, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

i dunno about "dbag" but can you realistically make popular (or even unpopular) entertainment in mass media without having extended periods of being tremendously self-serious? your ideas are being realized at the cost of millions of dollars and thousands of man hours, that's pretty serious.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

lol i'm not invested in this one way or another but the stuff i've read w/him has not made me think "cool guy" is all i'm saying.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

His name sounds like a giant pizza haha =]

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

i love pizza

Clay, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

i love pizzajitos

rip van wanko, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

his statements about his upbringing in Louisiana makes it seem like he comes by his self-seriousness pretty honestly. in any case, he just strikes me as a bit clumsy in managing his media persona. probably didn't occur to him that citing Faulkner etc as an influence is to invite mockery.

ryan, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

part of why I was charmed by TD is that its "pretentiousness" (if you want to call it that) seemed so unguarded and earnest in some ways (though he's always careful to ground things in Marty's hilarious reactions to Rust). i guess in that sense it's the opposite of pretentious--these are ideas and feelings he was really invested in!

ryan, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

I will always have time for earnest nihilists

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

and I think that's what people are getting at with the "dorm room philosophy" jibes--as if they're made uncomfortable by that earnestness. too bad for them, I guess.

ryan, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

xpost: me too!

ryan, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link

some boobs always helps seal the deal

j., Friday, 10 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

i know its dumb but i hate it when my illusion of ilx as a sort of sophisticated place is shattered. there is no 'blog quota' and b/c i am an editor i only write things when i want to. 'slow news day'! sheesh. pizzolatto comes across like a schmuck in that thr article and i stand by every word in my post. max out.

max, Friday, 10 April 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Doug Bonar ‏@BonarDoug 9m9 minutes ago
@Gawker gawker

, Friday, 10 April 2015 12:34 (nine years ago) link

well i guess max has fulfilled his lying to ilx quota for the day smh

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link

maybe he should set his stuff in idk Finland or something then

― Οὖτις, Thursday, April 9, 2015 1:38 PM (Yesterday)

would be cool if it was set in like 1970's Helsinki or something

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 2:28 PM (1 year ago)

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

4real does being a "sort of sophisticated place" mean being hyper-acutely aware of the way in which a web gossip news org (which i enjoy, much love, but c'mon) manages its editorial process and publishing schedule in the day to day. i know y'all are into radical transparency with regards to how and why things are published but for people to be sophisticated do they actually have to _care_?

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Friday, 10 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

I mean pretty much everything Nick P has ever said in public makes him seem like a pretentious douche. That's beyond dispute

Number None, Friday, 10 April 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

we should all be very worried...for season two, which isn't set in Louisiana but rather in L.A. Pizzolatto's leather-jacket philosophizing spoken by...Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell? In Los Angeles? A show about two brooding, masculine detectives in Los Angeles. Talk about disruption.

yup. even season 1 abandoned what made it unique and unravelled into cliche, pizzolato doesn't have enough critical distance from the characters he creates. Rust basically transforms into batman around the halfway mark. mcconaughey's ego can't resist the hero worship of the script and what was up to that some convincing method acting disappears for four episodes of A-lister camera posing.

dutch_justice, Saturday, 11 April 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

s1 would have been so much more interesting if it was about Rust bringing Marty over to the dark side instead of the watery redemption story it farted out instead.

gr8080, Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link

goddamnit guy
Max do you still think I'm sophisticated?

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

I didn't say anything bad about your blog

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 April 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

haha i should remember to just shut up about my job here.i think everyone is v sophisticated

max, Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xuL8tat.png

j., Saturday, 11 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Judging from the trailer, what we know about the season's plot from the initial press release, and the filming locations that they've been to, I think it's going to be set partially in Norther California, for the scary rural white people setting of the show, to repeat what rural Louisiana could do in season one, and then they seem set to go to the San Fernando Valley (they filmed near Ventura Blvd and Studio City a little bit) for their LA proper section, and I think that's where Vince Vaughn will come into play.

The trailer opens on the 14/5 interchange that takes you out of Los Angeles County and to either Palmdale or Bakersfield, and further than that to Central and Northern California, but that opening shot is a hint that the division between big city California and its rural and poorer counterpart will be a theme. That some parts of California are poor because some parts of it are rich, with transportation being for this story what California water was for "Chinatown" (this theme was alluded to in the press release from a year ago, so we're just connecting the trailer to that).

And visually I'm guessing a cross between Vince Vaughn playing the kind of scumbag that would've been in "Magnolia", and Colin Ferrell driving in the same parts of town, and in the same moral atmosphere, that Ryan Gosling explores in "Drive," or that's featured in the show Justified, which is supposed to be Kentucky but is actually filmed in Green Valley, south of Palmdale.

Cunga, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link

Vince Vaughn obsessively caring for a one story Sherman Oaks home, and then cutting back to Colin Ferrell in a cowboy motel an hour north, packing and unpacking an old school briefcase over and over again.

That'll be the show.

Cunga, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

True Fact: All of Season 1 was filmed in and around Acton, Ontario.

Here's where they run across Green Ears for the first time.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

are you frigging serious?!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

ok. you almost had me there.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

pp is fulla beans tonight

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:49 (nine years ago) link

if an ilxor posts about burritos but no one hears it...

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/04/22/gif_1.gif

Number None, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

wow rude

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

xp poster otm

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

hope they manage e-ink billboards with that gif; that is a world i deserve

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

Great Gif! Karl Malone to thread...

schwantz, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

love it.

ryan, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link

yeah that's a great poster

Punny Names (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Jeez, tell that to a Syrian cobbler.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xMDTqOE.gif

Number None, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

oboy more nihilism

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

those posters are borderline satirical lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

not that nihilistic, really. closer to moralistic!

ryan, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

eh the implication is clearly: a) things are bad and b) we deserve it

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

they are and we do

Punny Names (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

We Get The World We Deserve

A Television Show Featuring Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2014/news/141006/vince-vaughn-1024.jpg

CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTOR

Punny Names (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

We Get The Show We Deserve amirite

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

eh the implication is clearly: a) things are bad and b) we deserve it

nihilists, so judgey

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

its all a circle, a flat one

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

We Get The Marriage We Deserve

...with Dr. Phil

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

After a certain age, every man has the world he deserves.

Plasmon, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

We're the generation that bought more shoes

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

And what we deserve is... cool intricate highway interchanges!

jmm, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

they are and we do

― Punny Names (latebloomer), Wednesday, April 22, 2015 4:46 PM (5 hours ago)

otm

j., Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

big grant morrison fans no doubt

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/maybe15/xtruevaughn460.jpg.pagespeed.ic.1lyE6JgXVJ.jpg

looks like a true religion X hipstamatic collaboration

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 May 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

watching the trailer again last nite i was struck by the thought of how cool it would be if S2 had no dialogue at all

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Monday, 11 May 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

well, nobody's tried that for a series before

more like we get the demotion to prestige cable we deserve

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Alexander! Fred Claus! The Time Traveller's Wife! John Carter!

Together they are....ready to take tv meetings

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

blatant farrell slander, unacceptable

slothroprhymes, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

tbf kitsch came from TV i don't think he really minds

slothroprhymes, Monday, 11 May 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

oh i'm sure all of them are kissing the ground in gratitude

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

even mcadams - who's got the least turkeys (poor kitsch got slaughtered with john carter and battleship right out the gate), could use a juicy prestige role to get her out of romcomland

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

to be clear, i like farrell but damn america has been very, VERY consistent in having no interest in seeing a movie with his name first in the credits. and vaughn's been in freefall over the last decade.

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

in terms of gross/budget ratio, the only movie with Colin Farrell first in the credits to be even remotely a hit is Phone Booth, which is hilarious. I guess I we just don't like seeing him talk to other people.

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

runner-up is In Bruges, which tbf did quite well outside the US

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

and is great. i like him!

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

in bruges is the best, basically the key with farrell is he either has to speak in his natural accent (bruges) or not be /the/ star of something (crazy heart, that fright night remake, seven psychopaths, intermission, ondine)

slothroprhymes, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah see crazy heart did well but fright night, seven psychopaths, intermission and ondine all tanked (again, in terms of gross-to-budget - just as a very sloppy shorthand you'd probably want the global gross to be more than 2.5 times the budget to really call it a hit, so for instance even though his total recall brought in 200m, only about half of that goes to the studio, which spent 125m to make it, not even counting the money spent on advertising). so basically the chance to drink a little of what mcconaughey's been having is a godsend to him and vaughn.

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

MacAdams is about to be one of the two female romantic prospects in the new Cameron Crowe movie, which looks like a real piece of shit but stars Bradley Cooper and Bill Murray so will probably be a reasonable-sized hit.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

as i said, she's doing the best of the bunch by far. She'll be able to do post-notebook shit like About Time and The Vow for years. She just hasn't had a hit outside that wheelhouse since Red Eye.

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Sherlock Holmes?

Inf (latebloomer), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

i'm talking movies where you're top of the line, on the poster, etc

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

though again, yeah, she's doing the best of the bunch. the other three have serious albatrosses around their necks - she's just hitting ceilings

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

and before someone quibbles that kitsch is young, that john carter was actually quite good, whatever, i'm not saying he should be shot behind the barn, i'm saying all four are thirsty enough that WE GET THE WORLD WE DESERVE is a funny thing to put over their names

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

also i stopped being dubious about this thing doing well as soon as the masked guy shushed me, it's gonna do great

da croupier, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

tim riggins will be great, just you wait

I WILL BE VINDICATED

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

Farrell was the best thing about Crazy Heart by miles but iirc he wasn't even on the poster.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

tim riggins will be great, just you wait

I WILL BE VINDICATED
--difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

he's already been great but it's become unhip to say that savages is kind of a great movie aside from its sudden stupid ending

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 10:56 (nine years ago) link

also dope in lone survivor tbh regardless of that movie's other problems

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link

i just meant he will be great in this :)

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah, definitely

if some of the synopses about his character in TD parte deux: the truer california version are to be believed it is gonna be v rough to watch some of the stuff he ends up doing tho

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

HBO: Earlier last year, you said that this season was about ‘Bad men, hard women and the secret occult history of the U.S. transportation system.’ Is that still true?

Nick P.: It’s not, I’m afraid. There’s definitely bad men and hard women, but no secret occult history of the U.S. transportation system. That was a comment from very early in the process, and something I ended up discarding in favor of closer character work and a more grounded crime story. The complexity of the historical conspiracy first conceived detracted from the characters and their reality, I felt, and those characters are ultimately what have to shape the world and story. So I moved away from that.

https://medium.com/@TrueDetective/q-a-with-true-detective-creator-and-showrunner-nic-pizzolatto-8cc72b62c1a

anonanon, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

aww :(

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

i mean the guy did say we should be reading faulkner instead of books about the yellow king, wise of him to avoid leading us back to the ooky-spooky corner of the bookstore again

da croupier, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link

good to hear dude is abandoning occult storylines pre-production now as opposed to mid-season

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

lol otm

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

aw i was looking forward to more conspiracy stuff but ok.

ryan, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

im guessing there will be conspiracies aplenty but in a james ellroy/chinatown fashion, but probably not suggestions of the existence of supernatural realms and creatures

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

pizzolatto clearly aware the supernatural beauty of tim riggins of mars is all the occult wonder he needs

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

aww :(

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, May 12, 2015 11:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

same

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

haha the weirdo occult veneer was the only thing that made true detective at all enjoyable, what a ball sack that dude is

adam, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

Yup

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

cable showrunners have never before been fairly unpleasant people right

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

I have no opinion about him as a person, just that he doesn't seem to actually have a clue what works/made the first season appealing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

(and there wasn't plenty wrong w the first season too fwiw)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

i didnt think the occult stuff in the first season was necessarily essential or even always well done, the crime scenes looked like some 90s music video, but the occult, transportation and secrets are amongst my interests so id be willing to give it a shot

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

his one novel is an organized crime story with some modern western vibes, in some ways i like it a bit better than true detective - i figured he wanted to get back to those vibes to some extent, maybe

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

the occult is never not interesting though, obviously, i get why it served as one of the first season's primary hooks for a lot of people

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

as much as i love it, there's a lot about the first season that screams "i need this screenplay to get picked up." it's a veritable grab bag of cliches and tropes that people are familiar with--and i loved the show precisely for the crazy places it took all that stuff, even as it circled back to a conventional sort of ending. (which, again, i liked a lot more than most people)

ryan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

he obviously has a pretty strict sense of his writing process (start with characters and build around them and add nothing extraneous to that characterization). just so happens in season one he had a whale of a character to bring in all kinds of other fun stuff.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

i mean, if i had written a character cutting cans of lone star beer into little people while monologuing beautifully on the futility of existence i think i'd be pretty happy with my place in the history of literature.

ryan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

the coolest part of that scene was how it was all an act where it used to be his personality

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

history of literature is a flat circle

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link

books r flat circles

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link

season one pitch: "what if thomas ligotti was a homicide detective?"

ryan, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

start with characters and build around them and add nothing extraneous to that characterization

yeah, very true - he openly said that the story was just those two characters and everything else was secondary or tertiary, which while honest is not exactly the best way to construct a televised story, lot of things needed to be more well-rounded/fleshed out than they were

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uxGbhO4ag

Number None, Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

These detectives today sure are philosophical!

polyphonic, Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

truly

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

whoa whoa whoa

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

that broad stuck a knife into that practice dummy. you know she's going to be TOUGH.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

wonder if she'll get the chance to duplicate those sparring moves on a REAL enemy.

pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link

sometimes your worst self is your best self

drash, Friday, 15 May 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1329325124l/12007737.jpg

drash, Friday, 15 May 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

I deserve the merits I warrant.

pplains, Friday, 15 May 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link

s3 shd be all sunny corporate self improvement philosophy

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

but delivered in very dark gnarly tones

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

*batman voice* When you believe in yourself you have found the first secret to success.

Clay, Friday, 15 May 2015 01:00 (nine years ago) link

*drives slowly down gritty urban street populated by prostitutes and drug dealers* i saw this ted talk once...

lag∞n, Friday, 15 May 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

v down with this especially rachel mcadams murking a dummy with a spyderco knife

slothroprhymes, Friday, 15 May 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

man i'm getting worried about true detective :/

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

in what way - not digging the sleazy cali noir/chinatown vibes?

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

I don't know like the setting, the cast, etc in theory but I'm getting some bad vibe from the trailer

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

it seems kinda hard to screw up the formula, really. season one took things in far weirder places than i expected and this one is perhaps less ambitious?

wouldnt sweat the trailer they are always garbage portentous non sequitur nonsense.

ryan, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

I think that a more traditional noir plot might not be a bad thing though. but we'll see

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link

i think its pretty easy to screw up the formula! some significant portion of the stuff i liked about the last season was harrelson, mcconaughey, and fukunaga--without those guys idk that pizzolatto can lift his worst tendencies up

max, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

oh absolutely you can fuck up the LA noir formula, neo or otherwise (gangster squad, anybody? street kings?). but that said, his other most notable work, his novel galveston, actually succeeds well by being a nihilistic crime story w/o any weird or occult stuff. also I feel just as good about farrell mcadams and kitsch as I did about mcconaughey and harrelson, just for different reasons. (vaughn is a total coin flip.)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link

if it does crash and burn tho I'll absolutely eat my words.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link

I hope you are right! I want to believe

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

oh you guys are probably right, but if "formula" is taken more restrictively to be a somewhat naturalistic la noir then you'd have to take some significant risks within that framework to totally turn me off. i was prepared for the first season to be a bog standard serial killer southern gothic--which i suppose it was, just to the nth degree--but i was totally on board with that initial proposition. on the other hand NP may be that type of writer whose worst tendencies are also his best so maybe it's gonna be another high wire act.

ryan, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 05:20 (nine years ago) link

whose worst tendencies are also his best

:)

drash, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

boo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

ftr his jane eyre is pretty great to look at
movie itself not the best but dude is so good at "psychological landscape"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

you know what this world really needs is another adaptation of It

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

teens boning in the sewer is a tragically underdeveloped genre

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

i know this was about budget but i like to imagine he just now got to the end of the book

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

"ok they're lost...hmmm....king, why are you showing me this? WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS? AHHHHHHHHH"

da croupier, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

A friend didn't believe me about the sewer scene and I found this stunning description:
"Because King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene, the narrative explicitly states that the act of intimacy with each of the boys' helps to further strengthen their friendship; and Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom."

YES THAT DEFINITELY MAKES IT LESS LEWD.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

Well, at worst it's going to be great with the sound off.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

message i am getting is that lighting things on fire is very important

j., Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

No mustache on Colin Farrell for a sec, so maybe they will get to party like it's 2003 for a minute.

pplains, Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

early word is...not good

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/true-detective-season-2-tv-802085

Number None, Friday, 12 June 2015 07:09 (eight years ago) link

That review basically describes the last four/five episodes of the first season too.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Friday, 12 June 2015 07:29 (eight years ago) link

^ those last episodes were very cursory and squandered, for me anyway, an awful lot of the excellence in the first half. That first half felt like an investigation into the nature of Rust Cohle's character/being, and by extension those testifying about him and the society they were in. All this took place in an environment and systemic political, social and cosmic antipathy or opposition, and a superbly conveyed occult unease. But the resolution was half-baked, tangential even, with blank, Kafkaesque interrogators-of-soul Kittles and Potts suddenly absent other than as flat-footed bureaucratic cops, and deus ex machina saviours at the end, and that structural or systemic opposition mainly resolved in terms of a sexual wacko with tenuous family connections.

i don't hold out much hope for Season 2 because that cosmic and occult unease was so central for me. will be watching the hell out of it anyway.

Fizzles, Friday, 12 June 2015 09:21 (eight years ago) link

that review doesn't sound that bad tbh other than the critique of some of the lines, which do look silly on paper...but I mean have people looked at rust's monologues on paper anytime recently

slothroprhymes, Friday, 12 June 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link

it sounds quite ellroyish based on those descriptions so I'm all in

slothroprhymes, Friday, 12 June 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link

i wish i had half the confidence in farrell or vaughn that i do/did in mcconaughey or harrelson

max, Friday, 12 June 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

they sounded pretty silly out loud too

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Friday, 12 June 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link

Sounds like Deadwood -> John from Cincinnati, either in the expectations or the zero -> infinity rise in expectations.

... (Eazy), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

er, either in the execution or the viewers' zero -> infinity rise in expectations.

... (Eazy), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

matt zoller seitz of nymag/vulture had a much more positive take, he's generally a critic i trust (great mad men, americans, justified reviews) http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/review-true-detective-season-2.html?mid=twitter_vulture

slothroprhymes, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link

i wish i had half the confidence in farrell or vaughn that i do/did in mcconaughey or harrelson

― max, Friday, June 12, 2015 8:49 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i kinda love farrell (in bruges, crazy heart, 7 psychopaths, miami vice [yea u heard me]) but i fully understand why ppl are like "uhhhh"

interestingly, seitz says vaughn is the most interesting actor of the bunch!

slothroprhymes, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Farrell plays Ray Velcoro, a troubled detective (we are reminded of this a lot) whose wife (Spencer) was trying to get pregnant before being beaten and raped. Although the couple had a child nine months later, they never had a paternity test.

rmde @ this as a plot device

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Yeah. Still planning to watch this tho.

schwantz, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:25 (eight years ago) link

Ray "Rip" Velcoro

slam dunk, Friday, 12 June 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

lol

johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

wtf

There were reports of discord between Pizzolatto and Fukunaga last season, and one of the new episodes features a visit to a film set with an Asian-American director styled to resemble Fukunaga, in a manner meant to be unflattering to one man, but which reflects more poorly on the other.

http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/review-has-true-detective-fallen-victim-to-the-sophomore-slump

Number None, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

lmao

, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

"I'll come back and (violent sexual act) your (male loved one) with your (female loved one)'s headless corpse on your lawn."

worst MadLib ever

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

i thought i heard Fukunaga was a producer on this season.

ryan, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 23:52 (eight years ago) link

advance reviews not being v kind to this

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

still gonna watch it what can i say im weak and hbo has this hold on me

head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:07 (eight years ago) link

rachel mcadams looks hot and angry in this

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

grantland gave a pretty positive review, prefaced with some dislike of the first season.

in any case I think I know what to expect, and my tolerance for that sort of thing is really high so I'll probably like it.

ryan, Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

i think i only want to see the scene with the fukunaga doppelganger and no other scene

, Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

this being bad would not make me dislike this

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

still feel like a lot of critics fundamentally misunderstand what made the first season great (none of the things that would slot it into typical prestige television for one) but I need to shut up about it.

ryan, Thursday, 18 June 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

I am super excited to watch this show crash and burn, don't like that nick pizza fella one bit

Clay, Thursday, 18 June 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

interesting point from a mixed review of the new season

I'm not a person who ever had much of a problem with True Detective's self-seriousness; I'd take it any day over the winking camp of a Ryan Murphy show. There is a sincerity to Pizzolatto's writing that is admirable even when it's kind of dumb. And when the first hint of real Carcosa-esque weirdness does eventually rear its head, I sat up immediately. That wouldn't work on a show that wasn't as committed to its cause, no matter how humorless and nihilistic.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/19/8813001/true-detective-season-two-review-nic-pizzolatto-hbo

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

Sad cops sad cops
Whatchagonna do

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 June 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link

farrell is on 100 thousand trillion

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Monday, 22 June 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link

its totally cop goth

Hell Books (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

which one is the true detective, it is farrell right?

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 22 June 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link

don't just go by the mustache sterl you know mustaches are tricky

j., Monday, 22 June 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link

is there a mustache ceremony when they pick the true detective

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 22 June 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link

No spoilers please sheesh

Hell Books (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link

spoiler alert
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j., Monday, 22 June 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link

Got into this, and wasn't a fan of season one. Pretty low on the pretentious scale. Didn't feel like philosophy/artiness/etc pushed into the story; felt organic.

Best line was Vince Vaughn's "You're supposed to savor that stuff" or words to that effect.

... (Eazy), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

Twitter points out that all of the women are introduced in their underwear. But hey, that's the genre.

... (Eazy), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:37 (eight years ago) link

underwear detective

lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 05:38 (eight years ago) link

bikini inspector

lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 05:38 (eight years ago) link

need a ryan co-sign before i commit myself

, Monday, 22 June 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link

Twitter points out that all of the women are introduced in their underwear.

Kelly Reilly is first seen wearing a full-length robe. And her character is quite obviously Vince Vaughn's equal partner.

I liked it. It's a cop show - not as good as some, but better than most. I'm in for at least one more episode, maybe two. Then I have to decide whether to renew my HBO Now subscription for another month.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 22 June 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

Yeah--can't you see she's wearing a ROBE?

max, Monday, 22 June 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

this was ok, but im having a little trouble with Vaughn. It's fine for a first episode, but I can see where some of the negative reviews are coming from if the next two are similar. Really liked the last third, where exposition gave way to dread.

Did I mishear or did the Taylor Kitsch character mention he worked for a Blackwater-esque company? And then said "we worked for America" or some such.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

Army was the ref i thought

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

thanks ryan i'll watch it then

, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

I need to watch the scene again (not with the girlfriend but when he's getting put on leave) but I googled it and he mentions something called "black mountain." I'm sure that'll come up again.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

there is kind of a weird tension between the beautiful, bressonian-model quality of vaughan's face in repose - set & observed as an inscrutable, ruined object - & then the vaughan who has to do stuff, who's stiff & doesn't seem to be threshing internally the way it would probably be good if he was. i thought the direction in this was like a noticeable step down - the overhead shots frequent & un-fluid - & it routinely clipped moments that could have been good to sit with for a moment, like vaughan smashing a glass, &c.

i'm p into mcadams & kitsch. last shot was super ridiculous but the first thing that had any kinda dynamic to it. 龜 c'mmon what did you think.
xp oo

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's true about Vaughn! those shots of his face in the bar were beautiful.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

do you mean the last shot of them looking at each other or the aerial shot of the coastline lit up by the police lights. both were awesome imo.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

the motorcycle scene was really cool

nose, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

i thought the direction in this was like a noticeable step down - the overhead shots frequent & un-fluid - & it routinely clipped moments that could have been good to sit with for a moment, like vaughan smashing a glass, &c.

i'm p into mcadams & kitsch. last shot was super ridiculous but the first thing that had any kinda dynamic to it.

otm

max, Monday, 22 June 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

yeah i mean the shot of the eye-contact shoot-out between the four of them. but it's good. if there's just convoluted eye contact subtext from now on i will be pleased

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

probably projecting but I read "who's this fucking loser" in each of their faces, which made me laugh.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

lol @ fear of projection in this scenario but yeah totally. definitely more interested in just aggro shoe-squeezing exchanges between esoteric branches of local law enforcement than general self-destructive moustache-wave behaviour.

there is a kenneth lonergan flick coming out sometime which was originally going to have matt damon in, & then got downgraded to starring casey affleck, & i feel like it's going to be hard to watch knowing this - watching matt damon be vulnerable's always so good, & earned, & credible, like it's buried, elicited unwillingly, but with casey affleck it's kinda just right there, like his voice, &c. & colin farrell as livewire is closer to just masculine movie cliche than mcconaughey livewire, i think. like it'll be better if in a couple episodes he's just tangled up in stuff that isn't all ego.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

Vaughn does manage to put across a kind of exaggerated wounded compassion (esp toward Ray) a few times--though it's hard to tell at this point how were supposed to take it.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

like, in a lot of ways he seems the most vulnerable of the characters, or at least the least emotionally armored.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

thanks ryan i'll watch it then

ha I missed this. yes you have my blessing. (please note I have no confidence in my own taste)

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

if there's one thing i can't be objective about its self-serious philosophical genre exercises.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

So am I the only one who was screaming for Farrell to stand up from the booth and smash that girl's guitar against the wall, John Belushi style?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

maybe a reach but sorta twin peaks "it is happening again" vibe to that scene that i really dug.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

so many close-ups.

based on a single ep, the biggest difference between Season 2 and Season 1 is Season 2 feels like a TV show.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

i thought the direction in this was like a noticeable step down - the overhead shots frequent & un-fluid

Happen to be writing this from Ventura County, but I like how the overhead shots connect the geography of the area - the overpasses in the Valley vs. the ones further north and so on.

... (Eazy), Monday, 22 June 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

based on a single ep, the biggest difference between Season 2 and Season 1 is Season 2 feels like a TV show.

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, June 22, 2015 12:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what did season 1 feel like

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 22 June 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

pretty disappointed molly lambert isn't doing recaps for Grantland (she was the only one i would read last season) but i enjoyed the new guy's take on Farrell.

Rust Cohle was supposed to be cool — like an amalgamation of John Wayne, Dean Martin, and Ricky Nelson from Rio Bravo — morally certain, drunkenly charming, and very, very pretty. Farrell is none of these things. He is not cool. When he talks, it’s with a pinched, nasal voice that’s uncomfortable with being heard. He repeats lessons on fatherhood that he’s read in a book. As for his look, I can’t claim to be totally up on the fashion trends of industrial Los Angeles law enforcement, but with his bolo tie, Magnum, P.I. mustache, and ’90s Christian Slater hair, he looks like the monster created by someone who has spent too many late nights watching too many cop shows and Westerns.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the-homer-inline2.jpg

j., Monday, 22 June 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

GTA V: the TV show

calstars, Monday, 22 June 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Happen to be writing this from Ventura County, but I like how the overhead shots connect the geography of the area - the overpasses in the Valley vs. the ones further north and so on.

interesting to read this; fwiw i guess i'm thinking more of the architectural shots than the highways, where we'd get this kind of fragmented four-shot interlude just showing Some Industrial Sites/commercial zones as establishment or dressing, but in this kinda arrhythmic way, without a lot of grace. i can't remember thinking this about the highways. i liked the shot of the guy riding the bike, silhouetted against its light.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

>I can’t claim to be totally up on the fashion trends of industrial Los Angeles law enforcement, but with his bolo tie, Magnum, P.I. mustache, and ’90s Christian Slater hair, he looks like the monster created by someone who has spent too many late nights watching too many cop shows and Westerns.

i am certain this is what they were going for. just total, foot to the floor, cliche cop.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 June 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link

one of the interesting things about the first season is how it took that quality of some noir in which it's sometimes hard to tell which plot elements have direct bearing on the mystery in question and which are simply part of, let's say, the atmosphere or environment and made it in many respect the explicit focus of the show, making the (ethical?) question of disentangling the specific perpetrator from the "context" (here quite literally cosmic) of the crime something that Rust, at least, has to grapple with. (not for nothing is he distracted by a literal vision of the cosmos right before getting shivved by the murderer.)

here im curious if a similar gesture of narrowing in after widening out (pretty typical of some noir, i'd say) will take hold, given that NP has already stated he's pared away most of the occult vibes. those shots of winding freeways seem to suggest something different from season 1's ancient and pervasive evil, maybe something more labyrinthine, some way in which things hang together or are connected in their complexity, as if those shots are dramatizing the plot mechanizations that are brining these lost souls into the same time and place. even the other aerial shots of industrial complexes seem to be full of information connecting to itself.

ryan, Monday, 22 June 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

i only skimmed the write-ups but it's kinda nice knowing that this - like how cliched its concerns might be, how superficial its reliance on the glamour of masculine broodiness is - is all subject to just whatever happens in the other episodes, that it can all accumulate weight in retrospect. & i hope the circling overhead stuff turns out to be charged w/ psychogeographic meaning, BUT the justin longness of everything makes me feel like it's kinda just wheel-spinning, like cycling through satisfying dress-up scenery (vince vaughan in a robe hanging outside his modernist house in the hills, mulholland drive cruising, &c). the ominous ambient music overload while the lawyer's prodding colin farrell about his wife's killer* feels kinda just like autopilot, to me, & the obvious worst case scenario is that it's the sorta noir-y dressing of s1 without the attention to emptying out & reusing tropes that s1 had.

* hey so ps i - ugh - read some thing last night that mentioned that colin farrell ('s character no libel) killed the guy who attacked his wife; i know this was set-up & alluded to but did i miss a part where we learned the guy actually died?

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

Is the opening credits music leonard cohen

Οὖτις, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

yez - "nevermind"

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Monday, 22 June 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

yeah also lenny played the guy whose eyes got pecked out

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 22 June 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link

Final shots plus credit music - Nick Cave covering the Gatlin Brothers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiQ3dh5KS8U

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link

feeling all that schlump but what is justin longness???

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

what did rust call his board of connections, "the sprawl"? (so great btw) I guess I'm interested in what sense that theme will or will not be repeated here. so far everything seems quite...containable.

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 00:57 (eight years ago) link

i only read the one person's recaps

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link

loved that end shot

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

http://lareviewofbooks.org/essay/kingmakers-true-detective-and-the-hbo-brand/

You barely have to scratch the surface to see the show’s focus on choice, pipelines, and televisual technology. This show came out right after HBO Go and right before HBO Now, the first step toward streaming on-demand delivery of HBO shows. True Detective season one is of and about the first moments of a landscape that will test HBO’s brand as it has never been tested.

Call to mind the show’s imagery: The river, and the way that the crimes are bundled around that pipeline. Remember all those long loving shots of telephone wires? All the lush visuals that immersed us in communities lacking in basic technology? Those shots asked the audience: How will they ever get cable?

j., Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link

nice!

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link

feeling all that schlump but what is justin longness???

― ryan, Monday, June 22, 2015 9:54 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so i guess if it wasn't totally clear the term "justin longness" (Sarris, A., "The American Cinema", p.216, New York, 1968) traditionally encompasses both the misidentified true detective director Justin Lim (b. 1971) as well as Why Not the writer of True Detective "Nic Pizzolatto", & has generally been discharged sardonically in line with cynical & hot takes on these figures contending that artistry is absent from their practice, suggesting further that the identification of artistry within their works is a confused reader response, overactively & In Fact Even Frothily occurring in the lacunae left between their rudderless practically Burroughsian cut-&-glue deployment of surface-level-attractive stylism & posturing.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link

haha yes ok (I google Justin Long and was pretty flummoxed as you might imagine)

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link

no it's cool man guess i'm just more familiar w the literature than u

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

willing to concede TD is mere pastiche but I suppose we should let this season play out a bit...

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link

idk i'm pretty hyped. so much time was spent just assembling the kinda dysfunctional bureaucratic Avenger foursome who ended up staring at one another, so i guess the rest of the series is them butting heads, which sounds great: a tangled & strung out la cop show is the best case scenario. pretty sure i was rolling my eyes at the blair witch shit in the first season & it was redeemed by its diversion & character weight. p into taylor kitsch's cop's arc.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link

it's high level pastiche pulp there is nothing wrong with that, I appreciate that this season owns its pulp more than the last

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link

(xp)

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

"confused reader response" kinda hits me right between the eyes because during the first season I turned to my girlfriend and said "I feel like this show is reading my mind" because every turn it took is the turn I wanted it to take. "oh wait is he really gonna do a 5 min monologue about the meaningless of life over malickian montage oh yes." so I'm sorta incapable of being objective about it. I will say the aesthetic merits of season one are very much a live question still and I think a lot of that still hangs over this season, fairly or unfairly.

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

aesthetic as in like swoopy sky shots & burned out shed porn or aesthetic as in like rhetorical & content ??

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link

like, is it dumb and bad or good and smart.

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link

it is mostly good and often smart and sometimes dumb and in a few instances/and aspects objectively bad.

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link

ha ha, right. for sure. for the past few years i've felt myself getting more out of performances than i used to, watching films, this other radiating source, & i feel like they were such a memorable, kinda transcendent part of the first season of this, so much so that dumb & bad was off the grid sorta.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

truly!

ryan, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

well there's no charm in any of the performances so i guess i'll just hang on to the luridness, which i do enjoy

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

HEY
PLUS
the schmoozy business people in this & the scenes of their frosty heavily accented exchanges
were bad

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

i hadn't really thought about those scenes but they don't seem to have a relationship to the real world

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

true detective 2 rescue jon hamm

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

this show detects dark truths

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link

ha xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

Positive: Music. Like the L Cohen though don't think I'll sit thru it every week. Like the T-Bone stuff, especially the painfully 70s serious cop drama stuff playing with the long overhead looks at the impossibly complex cloverleaf stuff. Pretty open minded so far about the looks, acting, characters, etc. No big probs to me.
Negative: There's no way the CHP guy survives that swerve into the gravel goin' 100 at the end there. And the pullback shot of their little area at the very end, however cool, drives that home. And that song in the bar--"This is my least favorite life." This is my least favorite SONG should be the real lyrics amirite?!

andrew m., Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link

he slowed down before he swerved

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

xp I like the song...

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:33 (eight years ago) link

should prob be performed by sharon van etten rather than a B-level sharon though

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:33 (eight years ago) link

bar song written and recorded for the show http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2015/06/21/lera-lynn-on-making-music-for-the-true-detective-season-premiere

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

i liked when mcadams threw her plastic up at the casino bouncers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

One ep in but this seems both dumb AND stupid which is a bummer

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link

lol 'justin longness'

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 06:07 (eight years ago) link

dunno about this

can’t decide if it’s interestingly stylized/ alienating piece of work or amusingly flawed (& what’s the diff)

all the actors might just as well be wearing tragic masks

that lynch-esque industrial hum/ wind-like sound (& thumps), accentuating dread/ uncanny, ran through virtually every scene, so it started to seem funny instead (yet toward end there were effective moments of dread/uncanny)

something entertainingly ridiculous about those ostentatiously damaged lost souls (thinking baout things) “assembling [into] kinda dysfunctional bureaucratic Avenger foursome”

wonder what sex thing antigone was into (‘sometimes’) that spooked guy
yes, plan to call her antigone
lol antigone & athena with father issues

is there new topographics influence in the cinematography?

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 06:14 (eight years ago) link

one thing that worked in the first season that doesn't seem like it's going to happen here is that marty to act as a straight man of sorts for the weirder, more damaged rust. not sure who's going to fill a role like that here since none of these cops seem well-adjusted enough to be an audience stand-in.

also, i don't know what actor could save some of the lines vince vaughan had to deliver but it's not vince vaughan.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

anal stuff seemed properly thematic xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link

As a more-or-less uncritical fan of the first season, I thought this was awful. It’s so dour it might as well be a DC Comics superhero movie - it’s like bad Howard Chaykin.

Not a single good performance, either – Farrell and McAdams out of their comfort zones and knowing it on their faces; Kitsch and Vaughan just actively bad. Vaughan was good when he wasn’t speaking, though.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

that pretty much sums up my take. I laughed uproariously after farrell used brass knuckles to beat the father of the kid who was bullying his son following the "mother's headless corpse" line. like yeah, we get it! he's not a nice guy! how many underlines do you think are required here for appropriate emphasis?

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:03 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that was scene that made me think of Chaykin -- although really it's more like bad Frank Miller.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link

vince Vaughn reminding me of all those noir heavies as played by Raymond Burr. Farrell was Farrell which is expected. R. McAdams is just a shitty "actress" in everything. John Carter, Warlord of Mars a total blank.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

Still - I enjoyed this mess.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

Chaykin is a v good call. Altho he would've included at least one jewish character lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

it is mostly good and often smart and sometimes dumb and in a few instances/and aspects objectively bad.

Sounds kinda like Faulkner, Ellroy, anyone with a distinct style swinging for the fences.

Story of the real town that's the model for Vinci: population 100, with city officials earning more than $1 million a year.

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-vernon-true-detective-20150619-story.html

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link

so – what was the bike cop guy referencing when he asked about "Black Mountain"? i couldn't find anything about it.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

some dark shit prob

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Doubt it was the Black Mountain School

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

xxp assuming it's some private security/blackwater type shit

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

he is, literally, scarred by his past

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

how did dude's boner go down so fast after the viagra is my main problem

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

Doubt it was the Black Mountain School

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:38 (1 hour ago) Permalink

plllleeeeeease

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

What?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

Covering similar geography, this is a lot better than the Luck pilot, especially in reining in the auteur flourishes when setting up a season-length story.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

Also, that father/son dictaphone is going to lead to no good.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link

this is a lot better than the Luck pilot

wtf no

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

fewer dead horses tho

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

luck was crappy. this was....not exactly crappy, but not exactly good either.

akm, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

at times it seemed like a parody of everything else; the killing, the fall, true detective, Mulholland Drive.

akm, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah luck, that's why 'mayor austin chessani' looked familiar

luck was better; dennis farina, come on

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

twin peaks (dictaphone)

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

speaking of farina, a few times during the premiere i felt like i was watching a heavily stylized episode of L&O, esp when they're talking to a witness and they use the same 'naturalistic' cadences that every interview in L&O have

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

Luck was 100000x better, if only because Milch dialogue >>>>> Pizzo dialogue. (Also much more interesting to look at.)

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

lol colin farrell has a failson

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

as soon as the failson and his bullies appeared I literally said to the buddy I was watching it with "oh man please let Colin Farrell beat up a child". Show m/l delivered on that count.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

otm re dialogue. character interactions on luck felt 'real', in short time built & conveyed sense of characters' shared worlds. dialogue on td2 feels so strange-- yes like stylized l&o, or like characters speaking to each other aren't even in same room/space with each other (maybe point is they're all living in their own isolated worlds/heads)

drash, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

its pretty unfair to compare any dialogue to milch's because almost all of it pales in comparison, even on shows i like better overall than luck and deadwood tbh

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

And John from Cincinnati!

Luck was so good! There is this scene where three of the degenerate gamblers (btw, why is it always called 'degenerate' gamblers?) go to feed carrots to their horse, while the fourth is off playing poker. And Kevin Dunn says, without irony, something like "Stupid idiot. Trying to make money when he could be here with us feeding carrots to a horse" I think about that sentiment quite a lot.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

but i'm glad people havent forgotten luck! had to end for obvious reasons but coulda been something truly great

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

it helped that Milch knew that millieu inside and out and was able to filter it through his very specific sensibilities, whereas this is a made-up macho fantasy land we've seen before, and done better xxxp

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure raymond chandler was in the oil industry before he started writing. the noir genre has always included a lot of fantasy. tho i'm sure working for the pinkertons helped hammett

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

"btw, why is it always called 'degenerate' gamblers?"

If you ever worked as a betting shop manager you would get some insight into this!

xelab, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

I don't think the dialogue is signficantly worse this season, but the acting has to be the lousiest I've seen in a big-deal TV show like this.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

Doubt it was the Black Mountain School

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 15:38 (1 hour ago) Permalink

plllleeeeeease

― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, June 23, 2015 1:53 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fwiw i meant yes i want it to go in this direction

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

Would be awesome haha.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

/this is a lot better than the Luck pilot/

wtf no

The luck pilot was so good, it never lived up to it tho

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

True Detective seems to be written by a dumb person who hasn't had any interesting life experiences. Good TV tho.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

This was terrible. That end scene with everyone looking at each other like "looks like us fucked up people are gonna get into some fucked up stuff, huh?"

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link

i liked colin farrell in it though

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

kinda hard to judge it yet

Spottie, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

but def wasn't the most engaging pilot

Spottie, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

This was terrible. That end scene with everyone looking at each other like "looks like us fucked up people are gonna get into some fucked up stuff, huh?"
--tayto fan (Michael B)

I get why people think this sort of moment and others like it are dumb but I kinda love that stuff...this specific subgenre is very much MY SHIIIIIT as key and peele would say so it's hard to be too critical even when my objective brain identifies certain scenes as OTT or silly

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link

the three of them looking at each other like a western standoff was a tad goofy but that final pull back shot w/ the waves crashing beside the highway and the park crime scene looking like a scar in the earth was vivid

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link

There was nothing dumb about that scene. 3 alpha dogs sizing each other up, that's how it goes baby.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah if that scene bothers you the this is probably not the show for you.

re: the actual last shot i noticed the second time through how it almost looked like a film set, with the lights surrounding the body and the three leads. which i thought was pretty cool.

ryan, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

a lot of this (esp for some reason the long drive w/ the dead city manager) reminded me of chinatown + i'm sure that was intentional esp liked the way that the crime bisected the 3 jurisdictions - the city, ventura county, and the highway running between them

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

definitely also v heavy three-character ellroy vibes (eazy mentioned him upthread iirc, props) - big nowhere, L.A. confidential, the american tabloid trilogy and perfidia all do this to great effect.

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah i wish i had the time to read some ellroy along with this. big nowhere in particular.

ryan, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

i was holding off bcz i wasnt sure but if theres ellroy vibes then cool

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

oh absolutely. ray velcoro is prob most akin to dave klein in white jazz - so, the most heinous ellroy protagonist other than dudley smith, lol - in that there might have been decency somewhere but it's long gone

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link

This is v Ellroy minus all minorities/racial politics

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

there it is

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:22 (eight years ago) link

I mean, that's not invalid to mention but idk id rather this season not touch on those aspects than botch them (which is a lesser of two weasels scenario I know)

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link

Well, given that the last season took place in fucking Louisiana and never brought up race once, I'm confident this season will do the same.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:51 (eight years ago) link

Yeah come on this show is about white male angst and nothin but

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link

just tried to think abt other things the show is about but youre right thats it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

the cardinal sin of crime fiction what a world

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

the flawed first season was also about classism and the poisoning of religious belief among the poor for the benefit of the rich but you know

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

idk maybe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

i mean not that theres anything wrong with that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

it's totally also about white male angst, for sure.

an interesting counterpoint (or double bill) with that season would be top of the lake, which approached a somewhat similar rural noir story from a woman-driven and very psychologically and thematically complex perspective, they share the same director of photography interestingly wnough

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

top of the lake was good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

as was true detective, we are blessed

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

there shd be a scene where his failson teaches farrell a slang word and then he looks bewildered behind his depression mustache

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link

dad this burrito is on fleek

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIOlVKLVAAAkgPr.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah if that scene bothers you the this is probably not the show for you.

I like a good stare-off (the Good Wife and Justified did them pretty well) but this was one was just so ridiclously elongated and portentous - and again, it's the actors that failed it and made it ridiculous, not the setup.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

dad this burrito is on fleek

http://old.kmop.gr/en/museum/masks_images/greek_trag.jpg

drash, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

I think the worst part of the first episode was that part when we see that Rachel McAdams' character has vices too-- how ironic!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

the cool girl

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

this show is about white male angst and nothin but

also, a sexually confusing ‘woman with father issues’

so… you may not be wrong

drash, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

actually, i like to see fucked up & dark female protagonists, so won't complain too much yet

just don't buy that character or performance yet

drash, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

I think mcadams is decent with what she's given and that she can be better - but she hasn't been given much as yet

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

i hope next season has 4 damaged detectives

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

otm add one damaged detective each season

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link

we're all true detectives down here

definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

ok finished the first ep, i'm in

it's right in my washed-up police wheelhouse, impossible for me to buy in, esp when farrell's mustache game is so good lol.

i agree that it's ellroy-esque but only to a light degree: nicky pizza loves the brooding silences too much for it to be good ellroy, rip snappy dialogue...more like urban cormac mccarthy dosed with a xanax :)

still trying to diagram the buttfuck yr dad with yr mom's headless corpse thing. like what does that even...how do you
#lolwhut

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

*imposible for me NOT to buy in

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

more like urban cormac mccarthy dosed with a xanax

lol, yes

drash, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link

Imagining Maron nailing the Farrell role.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/bp/maron.jpg

"Am I supposed to solve this or not? Come on. Huh. Yeah."

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link

still trying to diagram the buttfuck yr dad with yr mom's headless corpse thing. like what does that even...how do you
#lolwhut

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, June 23, 2015 11:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow whatre u a virgin or something jeez

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

Man the director and stars of season one were so good

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link

I liked the community paintball episode and fast five but I don't feel like this script played to justin lin's strengths. Or anyone's, really.

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 05:14 (eight years ago) link

def miss fukunaga. i like his film work but tbh i hope he ends up doing more tv work in future.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 05:37 (eight years ago) link

Still gonna watch episode 2 cuz the dynamic between woody and Matt was part of what made s1 great and the team didn't get together until the end of this ep, but man...that reeked of sophomore slump

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link

Though for keeping the three separate all I got about each was that they were all "at the end of their rope".

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 05:52 (eight years ago) link

This is the first positive review I've read that felt at all convincing, and has made me rethink Farrell's performance a bit.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link

definitely also v heavy three-character ellroy vibes (eazy mentioned him upthread iirc, props) - big nowhere, L.A. confidential, the american tabloid trilogy and perfidia all do this to great effect.
― definite parallels between Dany and Rachel Dolezal (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 01:06 (9 hours ago)

This is a piss-poor copy of Ellroy though....and directed by the douchebag who brought you Fast and Furious 6. It makes me wonder how much of the success of TD S1 was down to the great direction. I loved the first season and I did really want to like the new season especially since everyone was expecting it to fail.

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o8Te2V6.png

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/F8JmoQR.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link

and directed by the douchebag who brought you Fast and Furious 6.

and 4 and 5, let's be reasonable here, as well as a pretty good indie pseudo-crime flick called better luck tomorrow way back in the day that i always really liked

he's not gonna be directing all of them, one or two will be done by the guy who made the "hardhome" episode of game of thrones this season

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

do we have new pizzolato zing material, the leather jacket and the fish he ate that one time is losing its spark

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

oh i'm sorry i didnt realize that was an already played out joke

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

what is the fish joke

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

that Grantland review Shakey posted is otm re Farrell's performance

I have been a Farrell stan from day 1 - i had no doubt he could bring it.... but I was still kinda blown away by how good he is. "Coyote" is def the best description of his character

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

oh i'm sorry i didnt realize that was an already played out joke

― gr8080, Wednesday, June 24, 2015 5:10 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol was not really being combative about it or anything, he's p mockable for many reasons

fish joke comes from a profile of him seeming to pay specific attention to him eating branzino, which become joke fodder on twitter for a while - not sure why but i dunno shit about fish, maybe branzino is like fancy or w/e

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

(i'm generally all for mocking artists even when they make shit i like, a la matt weiner being a complete sociopath who literally robbed writers on numerous occasions)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:32 (eight years ago) link

It's just funny seeing one of the umpteen macho novelist English profs get the golden ticket like this, almost feel bad his sophomore slump is compounded by having lost his a+ collaborators. Then I remember what he's given the new ones so far.

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Right now I feel worst for kitsch, bad dialogue is one thing but trying to emote with the wind in your face like that? Hasn't he been through enough?

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

i liked how his face was flapping around good acting imo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

xp who are the other macho english prof novelists with shows? most of the golden age showrunners were tv and movie vets or came from other mediums entirely (simon). also most of the biggest literary names, the franzens etc, have the douche part down but the macho....not so much lol

if you just mean the maleness in general, well...yeah. still a problem for which i sadly don't see a real corrective on the horizon

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

he's saying there are umpteen macho novelist english profs and this is the one that lucked out

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

Getting the showrunner gig is what I meant by "the golden ticket" - last thing I'm doing is suggesting his career arc is common for English profs

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

ah, well that's fair, and accurate. theyd prob have better luck if they tried writing crime novels!

i have a sneaking suspicion that jacket or not nic pizzo is prob a total dork - not exactly kurt sutter over here - but yeah he's p much steered into the skid of all jokes that get sent his way

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

I know its wrong but I can't stop calling him Enrico palazzo

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

Guys I work in TV and can assure you that "Showrunner" is a title most folks in low-level Production positions salivate over. Most of these people are also unable to tell Cary Grant from Godard BUT they can name all the characters on "Friends". It's something that probably helps them in the long run, actually.
I don't work in fictional (scripted) TV so things may work differently in Pizza Land.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

Also agree with Veg that Farrell is awesome in this role.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

Farrell is the best thing about it

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link

i'm glad i watched this because it helped me remember the name/website of terry rodgers, who must be the nic pizzolato of erotic art

NSFW http://www.terryrodgers.com/paintings/

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

farrell doing his best with a thankless role for the bazillionth time in his career just makes this show all the sadder imo

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link

As mentioned in the Celebrity Spottings ( can't remember title) thread Farrell was a nice dude when I shared a smoke break with him some years ago. Thought it was funny when I told him I enjoyed "Alexander". I therefore cheer him on.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

I have been a Farrell stan from day 1 - i had no doubt he could bring it.... but I was still kinda blown away by how good he is. "Coyote" is def the best description of his character

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 24, 2015

farrell doing his best with a thankless role for the bazillionth time in his career just makes this show all the sadder imo

― da croupier, Wednesday, June 24, 2015

cosign to the Nth

based solely on the work idg how anyone can not be a Farrell stan tbh.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 25 June 2015 03:32 (eight years ago) link

Every film i've seen him in has been bad...?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 June 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link

barry sanders played on a lot of shit teams but i'll stan for him too

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 25 June 2015 05:55 (eight years ago) link

also how can you not have seen in bruges?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 25 June 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link

or tiger land. or noticed that the 4 minutes he appears in Crazy Heart are the only tolerable 4 minutes.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 25 June 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

Miami Vice!

Frederik B, Thursday, 25 June 2015 09:11 (eight years ago) link

Farrell has been the best thing about every movie he's been in since that smile he flashed Tom Cruise as he gave him a beat down in Minority Report.

Popture, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:08 (eight years ago) link

dunno if I'd call Farrell's scenes in this good but they're definitely the only non-boring parts. "12 years old and already evil as fuck" being the highlight

everything everything was a serious snooze

Number None, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

one thing that worked in the first season that doesn't seem like it's going to happen here is that marty to act as a straight man of sorts for the weirder, more damaged rust. not sure who's going to fill a role like that here since none of these cops seem well-adjusted enough to be an audience stand-in.

also, i don't know what actor could save some of the lines vince vaughan had to deliver but it's not vince vaughan.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, June 23, 2015 8:04 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

i agree with this

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

was thinking on twitter that what's the point of grim nihilism if you cant also be funny about it

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

i may continue to watch this for vince vaughn though - what are some of the lines he had to say?

'behold what was once a man?'

'a good woman mitigates our baser desires"

he doesn't know how to sit on a syllable, it's great, it's like watching a ventriloquist work with a corpse

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

i need some screenwriting software so i can make a

VINCE VAUGHN 
(pained expression)
Behold, what was once a man.

type image

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link


VINCE VAUGHN
(getting dressed)
Behold, what was once a man.

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link

damn i was beaten to the punch

https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/613791231693340672

, Thursday, 25 June 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 June 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

The Internet gets the Lulu it deserves.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link

this is perhaps repeating what others have already said but...

i had insomnia last night so i watched episode 5 from last year, "The Secret Fate of All Life" (the "time is a flat circle episode"). one thing that was immediately apparent was the sense of wit and timing in the performances (finding humor in places you woulnd't think to look for it), the fluidity of the direction and cinematography, a real poignancy to the language. granted this was much further into the season than we are this time. i wonder if some sense the leads last time knew how to play the over the top dialogue with a bit of levity, which makes all the difference. much is made of the cliche of the detective with dark secrets, but rust and marty are pretty much the men they present themselves to be.

but i think part of the reason the wit is gone is that this time the characters, despite all appearances to the contrary, are really totally different. i hesitate to use the word "competent" but Rust and Marty both had some modicum of their shit together, were good at their jobs, were essentially (infidelity and hypocrisy notwithstanding) ok people. rust has a code and marty is only in the process of fucking his life up. these new characters are more or less already at bottom--the only arc is up, right?

ryan, Friday, 26 June 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

ya cld be the performances/directing just elevated the writing above its baser tendencies last season

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

xp right on. i want to give season 2 a chance to make these characters seem more human and three-dimensional (i.e. we need to see the good in them along with the damage), but although i haven't watched it recently that element was pretty much there in season 1 episode 1.

call all destroyer, Friday, 26 June 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

i've heard from some who've seen beyond the first episode that there's some dark humor at the expense of the constantly drunk mayor in later episodes, and since richie coster plays him and is a phenomenal drunk actor (dractor?) im looking forward to that

slothroprhymes, Friday, 26 June 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

obvs one ep not a lot to go one but feel like mr pizza is being all they wanna see hard boiled ill give them hard boiled but really what ppl want to see is banter

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

Farrell falling asleep at the bar can't continue for a full season. This has to go somewhere.

... (Eazy), Friday, 26 June 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

lagoon otm

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

if the final ep is just a long montage of farrell sleeping at the bar set to an extremely sad song i will concede defeat and tip my hat to superior artistic genius

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mIdT1hb.png

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

oh my god how great would it be if the show dropped clues throughout the season and then in the penultimate episode asked 'Who do you think did it?' encyclopedia brown style w/ the last episode giving the correct solution

Mordy, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Season 3: Akron, Ohio, 1963, with a nine-year-old protagonist.

... (Eazy), Friday, 26 June 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

w some dark secrets

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

just give us good banter, yeah

johnny crunch, Friday, 26 June 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

i'm big on banter

― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 11:24 PM (3 years ago)

gr8080, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

B-)

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

"I'm a fiend for banter."

... (Eazy), Friday, 26 June 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

"Sometimes your best banter is your worst banter"

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

lmao xp

lag∞n, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

for anyone interested, the songs by lera lynn from the bar scene & the original teaser are available on spotify

slothroprhymes, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

no thanks

gr8080, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

Shoulda got Vera Lynn

Number None, Friday, 26 June 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

had to google my banter quote to remember when i made it and hoo boy those there were fancy free days
felt like i was just riding my motorbike a hundred miles an hour... in the dark...

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 June 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

(in reality i was just a fat redhead who got his sneakers cut up)

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 June 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

All this Lera Lynn promotion and there isn't even a good-sounding version of the Nick Cave closing-credits cover out there?

... (Eazy), Saturday, 27 June 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

Second episode was better than the first, but if I have to listen to that goddamn singer every goddamn week I may just bail out.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 June 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

Ray "Rip" Velcoro

― slam dunk, Friday, June 12, 2015 6:57 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

Opening scene a bit silly. Enjoyed the rest quite a bit. Great last few minutes. Sure is hard to make out what everyone is saying sometimes.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

that was better but there was still some baaaaad stuff in there

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link

last scene was fantastic

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, Vaughn's childhood sob story could fuck right off.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 June 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

that was just so....writing prompt

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

gonna go ahead and guess rock salt

slothroprhymes, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

I know it won't run more than another season, at least as a single writer show, but I hope there's a half a dozen seasons of this show. I love this shit.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

I mean killing off the only good actor is ep 2 would take some serious balls. The lines they give to Vaughn and Kitch are just...

"You do good on this we'll make you investigator"

"When this is over, can I just go back on the bike"

Heez, Monday, 29 June 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

ha ha ryan otm; this being bad, non-stop bad for the first half, isn't remotely offputting. though it's sad that it isn't funnier because it's good when it's funny.

but hey it got good halfway through i think. the first half was so frustrating; it's like starting a bad 800p novel, just groaning under the multiple arcs, skimming ill-thought-out dialogue, trying to concentrate through while information is poured into your head. it's so nice being at a point where you can actually look at the characters, now, after it skipped around so frenetically for the first half hour; all of them could be interesting (okay maybe not vaughan) if we were just able to spend a few seconds looking at them w/o being suffocated by exposition, like farrell standing & processing everything his wife said, taylor kitsch watching the cruising, rachel mcadams watching porn.

vaughan's so disappointing though. he's so lifeless. there's no flesh. it's weird having scenes of him trying to muscle farrell by making eyes at him in the bar when he's such a blank.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link

he reminds me of jack donaghy carrying two coffee cups

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link

always accessorised w/ either a suit or a goon, really poorly cast

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

nb some subtitles i wanna throw out there for consideration

True Detective: Dong Wound
True Detective: Yonic Gems
True Detective: Sex Raven

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

re: Vaughn, i think when you try to think about the character as written then Frank actually seems pretty fascinating. haunted, intellectual or at least thoughtful, keeping up appearances, right thinking: "don't talk like that." but it's really hard to imagine an actor that could pull that off, let alone someone as limited as vaughn. anyway it's not sinking the show at all for me. and fwiw this episode was really good all the way through on a second watch (I have to watch twice or i dont know what's happening).

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link

if Ray really is dead (and he seems pretty dead unless it's rock salt as noted above) then that last scene with Ani was pretty poignant too--a confession, giving her the lead she needs to solve this before shuffling off stage.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

parental themes all over the place, even the way Frank treats Ray as a stern and maybe even caring father: "im lining things up for you."

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link

I think Frank needed an actor who can above all radiate a kind of extreme maturity (if that's the word i want, I'm not sure, "gravitas" isn't it either). vaughn seems to playing it as a guy who is himself playing at maturity.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah i don't really know what's happening; the first half was so busy, & the cutting really kills it for me. i thought the scene in the car was really excellent btw.

& it's just weird how little vaughan's doing with it. there's a really good marc maron interview with him, done in front of a crowd, where he's this quick, quick, kind of sharp, big asshole, like ultra-charmingly make you feel like shit & then slap you on the back guy. & it's just so clinical how he sorta hovers around, as if on an invisible segway, buttoned into a suit wearing a death mask.

p sure nic pizzolatto's word processing software should freeze as soon as he types [INT. TRAILER - NIGHT] but kitsch is still really good in this to me. the kinda gratuitously knotty & intriguing backstory points - like him fucking aliens for minimum wage at blackwater - all seem more interesting to me now.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

definitely a kelsey grammer role no doubt

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

bodes really well if ray's dead, feel like regrettably but then also enjoyably, i can have it both ways, he probably is not dead, his family were probably too extravagant a red herring to be so folded into it

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:17 (eight years ago) link

xps ha! a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

also i kinda liked the break up scene a lot? the way it instantly escalated from casual argument to extreme hostility to recriminations. it felt real.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

some weird editing for sure. one cut that really stuck on on second viewing was that ray is shown looking at something and it cuts to the pool of blood shot from the *other* side of the room. too disorienting to not be intentional.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

lol @ Rick Springfield in this

Hell Books (latebloomer), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

He looked like Benedict Cumberbstch playing Rob Lowe's character from Behind the Candelabra

Hell Books (latebloomer), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link

ha i don't know. i think it's generally really confused, & kinda hops around impatiently, like while they're driving, or during a three-way conversation w/the drunk guy. the last scene - HEY, with the visible ARAKI photobook spine - was really interesting, i thought, & it's kind of reassuring that this time around it's a show where the investigation involves whatever was recorded onto an external hard drive, instead of how a bunch of twigs were bundled together in a collapsing barn.

i think i am less automatically enamoured of aerial shots than some people but the difference in tone & satisfaction in neighbourliness between orange streetlights & blue-white industrial floodlighting was really lovely to look at.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

ha. i was thinking martin short in inherent vice.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

he's been serviceable but im looking forward to lin's three ep run being over after next week.

xps: also martin short in unbreakable kimmy schmidt

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link

Yeah Vaughn was prob best in the scene when he was being a menacing smart ass to the dude who just got his ass beat by Vaughn's thugs

Heez, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link

i don't think vaughn is terrible.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 June 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

i'm forcing myself to enjoy this & tbh just don't yet, yet its strangeness exerts kind of fascination

if ray is dead like psycho twist, will have to applaud at least the balls

car conversation between ray & antigone had potential for great something i didn't really feel (on 1st watch at least)

but "i’m trying to fake transparency between us"-- obv one of the big themes here

vaughn's character is interesting to me, but wd be so much better if vaughn allowed some like vaughness into it

everybody's so grim & sober (even if drunk)

the obvious scars/ wounds too foregrounded in every character, like there's nothing else to them

drash, Monday, 29 June 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

It's improving.

"Fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands" is the show's first zinger. I like McAdams' backstory as well.

Vaughn hasn't done much but I suspect he's slow-playing a role that will require heavy lifting in later episodes.

Don't find Kitsch as closeted gay interesting at all, although the incest vibes are provocative.

Final scene's detour into David Lynch territory was excellent.

it me, Monday, 29 June 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link

I've been waiting to start this, but I just saw the screencap of Springfield and I don't know if it makes me want to catch up immediately or never.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 29 June 2015 05:53 (eight years ago) link

After Ray gets shot, the killer takes a dump in his shoes.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 June 2015 07:24 (eight years ago) link

"a little too close to sucking robot’s dick"

drash, Monday, 29 June 2015 07:28 (eight years ago) link

^not necessarily meant to be endorsement of that line, just noting that antigone is vaper & show is self-aware of that

drash, Monday, 29 June 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link

I'll add one more comparison point for Rick Springfield (who I totally didn't recognize): Gary Oldman in Hannibal. (I actually thought it was Benedict Cumberbatch.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 June 2015 10:09 (eight years ago) link

Also Kevin bacon in Behind the candelabra

calstars, Monday, 29 June 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link

i missed the gay impliciation w/kitsch, it's possible i go into a fugue state whenever i can tell the scene is about nothing other than how messed up the detectives are.

some otm stuff above, i was getting interested in vaughan's character but vaughan himself has been a disaster.

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

i actually don't think Vaughn is *that* bad either

kitsch breakup scene was great - "you're doing this"

I forgot at first, but I watched last season often w/ closed captions turned on & it helps a lot to figure out dialogue imo

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 June 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

If what they have to offer is a slowly developing mystery plot with the occasional insanity and laughably bad dialogue I might just finally watch hemlock grove s2 instead

da croupier, Monday, 29 June 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

Now THAT'S got some carcosa in it

da croupier, Monday, 29 June 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

some of the shit in this show if they just dialed it back a lil maybe like my dad locked me in the basement okay thats sort of interesting FOR FOUR DAYS AND RATS ATE ME

cmon

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

everyone has v nice haircuts tho i noticed this last ep

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

the best character so far is the mayor

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link

if farrell is dead does that mean adams and kitsch are the true detectives? riding around in a car together not talking, occasionally he says i wanna get back on the bike then she stabs him

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link

I think Frank needed an actor who can above all radiate a kind of extreme maturity (if that's the word i want, I'm not sure, "gravitas" isn't it either). vaughn seems to playing it as a guy who is himself playing at maturity.

― ryan, Monday, June 29, 2015 12:15 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes this is very good i wldnt even have noticed this is what that characters about but it totally is, he shd be played by someone ten years older than vaughn too

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

the best character so far is the mayor

― lag∞n, Monday, June 29, 2015 10:28 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the mayor has a 10-yard head start on everyone else who has to say these lines b/c he can play them as drunktalk

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link

if we were just able to spend a few seconds looking at them w/o being suffocated by exposition

― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, June 29, 2015 12:02 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah feel like a lot of the explaining cld be left out, like its a p complex story but u cld just ride along not really knowing whats going on letting it unfold organically itd be fine

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

mayor v good at playing drunk as iirc someone already mentioned xp

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

a moody too complex to understand never resolved detective story w a guy wearing a crow mask wld be v cool and lynchian

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

Who can process all that bizspeak in realtime? Nobody. Pretty big flaw imo.

rip van wanko, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

wonder what the dead guy was up to

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

guy playing the mayor was doing the rare brando/deniro combo, v advanced character work

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure I've seen the big sleep around 5 times and I still don't get it. I am a daydreamer though and can't follow most plots if they require me to pay close attention to what people are saying.

In any case an incomprehensible plot (and this one totally make sense so far) is par for the genre, no? My platonic idea of a noir would have an infinitely recursive mystery, where a comprehensive solution is tantalizingly close but never quite in reach.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link

"Some people can't handle the deep trip."

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link

its true

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

guy playing the mayor was doing the rare brando/deniro combo, v advanced character work

― johnny crunch, Monday, June 29, 2015 11:10 AM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

is brando just drunk deniro? read my hilarious yet thought provoking on line blog article

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

im totally into complex plots involving biz-talk and other jargon

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

i think i do like closure tho, but maybe closure that hints that the ppl really responsible are totally out of reach

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

the first season was maybe saying that w its conclusion idk hard to tell

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

or a tragic conclusion where the hero gets drone striked by his own government

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

Yeah both of those are good.

And first season was totally saying that imo.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

mayor's son will definitely be involved with this later

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

im not a huge detective story reader but i do really like how raymond chandler and elmore leonard have this strong internal logic to ppls behavior under duress thats never explained but is omnipresent and essential to how their stories unfold

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

And first season was totally saying that imo.

― ryan, Monday, June 29, 2015 11:20 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like it also cldve been saying the whole thing was just a load of conspiracy bs that the true detectives bought into because theyre paranoid and unhappy

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's def there too, maybe more subtle-like.

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

i feel like the mayor was more than just drunk in that scene

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 29 June 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

xps was definitely saying that to some extent - the conspiracy was real in that children were being killed or had been before (or the videotape wouldn't exist), but the show wanted to make it perfectly clear that rust thinking he could blow it all down was a fool's errand given how entrenched it was

slothroprhymes, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

i think since the powers involved in the season 2 conspiracy are even more banal - as in they're the ppl that grease the wheels for so many societal functions and processes - it's even less likely to be blown open

slothroprhymes, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't make it through this episode

Οὖτις, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

My platonic idea of a noir would have an infinitely recursive mystery, where a comprehensive solution is tantalizingly close but never quite in reach.

They should just make a movie version of 2666 already

Heez, Monday, 29 June 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

btw lol at the vape culture slander in this ep

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

They should just make a movie version of 2666 already

― Heez, Monday, June 29, 2015 11:53 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would be amaaaaazing but could never happen, not as a typical movie. maybe miniseries. the best episodes of the departed FX show the bridge, particularly season 2, are as close to that as anything i've seen

slothroprhymes, Monday, 29 June 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

sounds like I need to read 2666 (and maybe watch the bridge).

ryan, Monday, 29 June 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't make it through this episode

― Οὖτις, Monday, June 29, 2015 12:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

second half is really good i think! but also just watch it & like it or don't either way it's fine.

In any case an incomprehensible plot (and this one totally make sense so far) is par for the genre, no? My platonic idea of a noir would have an infinitely recursive mystery, where a comprehensive solution is tantalizingly close but never quite in reach.

― ryan, Monday, June 29, 2015 12:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so otm. the condition & atmosphere of things being tangled is really separate from the logistics of what's happening, & the kinda ideal climate of this & things like it is just be an exhausting convoluted machine chewing up its wearisome protagonists.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 29 June 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

- drunk mayor so great, like 70's cop movie "whats the fuckin point we're fucked" Dirty Harry great.

- i kinda like the banality of the city politics and Vaughn's trynamakeit guy. His line readings are bad but there's something about him...he's like toxic algae, trying to grow & get along in a sludge pool. you dont want him to succeed but it's kinda fascinating that he would a) try or b) WANT to. And i love the desperation angle now that he knows he's got nothing: that makes ppl make crazy bad decisions :D

- rick springfield loool so good, behind the candelabra lizardperson realness

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

please dont have killed farrell

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

as entertained as i am by the season on some level, i'm wrapping up the season 1 pilot and there's more wit and rhythm in the first 20 minutes of that episode than there's going to be in all of season 2.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link

maybe this one will end better tho

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

yeah springfield was a highlight of the episode

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

the flowers, the big hug mug, making the car a place of silent reflection.

like, you can do the sucking a robot's dick line, but not the way they did it.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

season 1 set a plot in motion and then made you love the characters, season 2 tried to put together a wikipedia on the characters before starting the plot.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link

ya. pretty much this.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

yep

harrelson is a genius with deadpan delivery even back to Cheers days, a high bar set for s2

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link

lol I forgot about the car as a place of silent reflection.

ryan, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 04:16 (eight years ago) link

feel like comparing this to season 1 is pointless. they shoulda just named it something different like 'sad detective' or w/e

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link

I hope there is a lot more of the mayor--there's a rust cohle vibe to the drunken poetry of the way he talks.

ryan, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link

please dont have killed farrell
--difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

there is a bunch of farrell footage throughout the teasers that hasn't been seen in the two episodes and this would be a LOT of work for a misdirect. I think he's ok, but prob hospitalized for like 2 episodes

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

Still unsure about this; I like the loving shots of industrial landscapes and the To Live & Die in LA-like depiction of a polluted, corrupt city. It feels a bit lifeless, though, and the dialogue clunky. And I know that as a mystery it has to be deliberately vague about some things, but I'm surprised people are able to follow this, because much of it loses me. Perhaps partly it's the show's low energy that makes me zone out a little, but I had no clue what to make of some scenes in this. The Rachel McAdams' porn search scene? And that girl with the scarred face in the bar. I had no idea who she was or what that scene was about. She looks an intriguing character, though.

I think once you get past the distraction of it being Vince Vaughn, he's fine in the role. I really liked that scene where he was warning that bookie off after getting his thugs to attack him. Am liking Taylor Kitsch, too, though his character hasn't been well served as yet.

I was missing the folk horror imagery and weirdness of season 1, but there are small, strange touches to this season that are beginning to build up. An odd, inexplicable cut-away shot to a geod with a vaginal pattern, and a creepy Rick Springfield (reminded me of Rob Lowe's plastic-faced character in that Liberace thing last year). And of course the finale in the soundproofed house with masks on the wall - and a camera set up in another room. So, who was it wearing the Judex crow mask? Rachel McAdams' father?

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't tell if McAdams was looking for her webcam sister online, and whether she found her.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

I thought they were just investigating places Casper might have used to get his girls

Heez, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

There was that, but then I wasn't sure if she wandered to something else. Or if the blurry hardcore was just part of her searching those sites.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

this is ‘true detective’
clearly antigone is complicated guys
puritanically judges her sister (wd prefer her to be on drugs than sexcam)
hates her father
likes some kink in sex yet shuns intimacy
porn watching (close-up on her eye) involves true detective & sister-savior parts but also other stuff

virtually any scene involving any of the protagonists is obv & explicitly about their central psych issues (e.g. scars from the past); this is no exception
of course rick springfield knew her father & end of scene is about her childhood

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

her dad character is good love david morse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

agree about character & actor (along with mayor, among best performances so far)

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

the true detectives shdve been mcadams-mayor-morse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

mmm wd watch

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

btw the sad bar singer was back huh! my fav subplot will the sad singer be back what sad very sad song will she sing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

u know that everyone would be talking over her sad sad songs, if true detective wwere more like TRUE LIFE

ian, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

i liked it when they were in captain america's personal air hangar & it was three handsome true detectives w expensive hair & one shabby hangdog old guy, i feel like this ratio should be constant

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

sad cops listen to sad songs

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

sad cops shd only listen to eminem for max truth

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Like a weekly Vonda Shepherd thing, with the cast joining in to sing Motown numbers, etc

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

"mamas don't let your babies grow up to be detectives"

& one shabby hangdog old guy

lol yes

drash, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

this neeeeeeeeeds vonda shepherd

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

I assume they have her play to keep the crowd down so they can do criminal things unnoticed

Heez, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

one shabby hangdog old guy

w. earl brown! deadwood's own dan dority! he had that weariness even when he was a longhaired bruiser on that show, def an entrant into the character actor hall of fame

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

his shlump game on point here, ill fitting suit, shitty facial hair, posture - LOVE it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Fingers crossed for contacting Farrell via ouija board next ep.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

Robot dick

Just to be insane could the bird man who shoots colin be related to the creepy Mardi gras ppl from S1?

Am I diminished?

Robot dick

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

signed,

robot dick

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link

it's a paper mache world

dutch_justice, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

Oh god I just remembered what this reminds me of in terms of vibe - does anyone tenderness Color of Night w Bruce Willis?

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:32 (eight years ago) link

Remember not tenderness, my bad - Robot Dick

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

i don't remember that film, but google seems to enjoy autocompleting "color of" with "poop"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

in shows/movies like this a character is only dead for real if they are explicitly brutally slaughtered..velcoro was only shot in the chest, bet he wore a vest

slam dunk, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 06:56 (eight years ago) link

Just watched, I thought this was a lot better, even if it's still pretty drab compared to the first season.

The performances are still uneven though. I lol'd at Farrell's shrug to the "dualities" line a - a good comic bit, perfectly times. But he was so mushmouthed during other moments (the feminism line, the confession at the end) and I don't buy his convenient shift from sadsack to supercop.

Vaughan was actually totally okay this time 'round - the confession scene wasn't as embarrassing as I was expecting, and he was great in the car pullover scene. I feel like he could get better.

McAdams - it's unclear yet whether it's bad acting, or her character's just like that.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:44 (eight years ago) link

Also - I have hearing problems, so it's always hard for me to judge, but is the dialogue *really* difficult to hear?

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:46 (eight years ago) link

Yeah Vaughn was prob best in the scene when he was being a menacing smart ass to the dude who just got his ass beat by Vaughn's thugs

― Heez, Monday, June 29, 2015 12:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

yeah this was otm

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 10:35 (eight years ago) link

is max still reading this thread? would like to congratulate him for calling this months in advance

still, i can't stop watcing

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 10:35 (eight years ago) link

lol ty

max, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:54 (eight years ago) link

that being said, i have to admit that if this were some sleeper HBO thing without months of fawning pre-press i think i would be recommending it? with caveats, obviously. it isnt nearly as subtle or arresting as the first season (the unsung genius of which was, again, fukunaga!) but its also such an abstract formal exercise in a genre i really love that i can't look away. the dialogue is riding that line between lynch/ellroy/hammett opaque bluntess and self-important pure corn syrup.

max, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link

i guess what im saying is, i hated this before it was cool to hate it, and now im going to like it before it gets cool to like it again.

max, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link

v nice

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6bO7OgW.jpg

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[/i]A series of screencaps taken during a slow zoom onto Vincent Vaughn's face during the opening scene of True Detective S02E02[/i], 2015
10 JPEGs embedded in a post made to the online message board http://www.ilxor.com
Courtesy 龜

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:27 (eight years ago) link

they really couldn't have devised a less flattering way for Vince and his giant face to deliver that (already ridiculous) speech

Number None, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link

thank you 龜
much obliged

for all its ridiculousness, appreciated that scene
bc have oft stared at my ceiling as into an existential abyss
with eyes that stare back at me

drash, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link

pizzolatto & his nietzsche

drash, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

i guess what im saying is, i hated this before it was cool to hate it, and now im going to like it before it gets cool to like it again.

― max, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 6:58 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn dogg advanced internet brand positioning *doffs cap*

i can't tell if this is so shitty it became good again like nicky pizza started digging a hole in his backyard and ended up all the way in china

am i diminished?

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

don't slander china like that man

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

no i meant china is good

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vulture.com/2015/06/lera-lynn-true-detective-singer.html

. I remember when I first met Nic and Scott Stephens, I was myself that day — healthy, I like to think. And I remember Nic saying, 'That's not going to make any sense. Why would you be in this dive bar playing this beautiful music? We're going to have to give you a third eye or something, to make it fit." I'm glad they didn't give me a third eye. You can't see it, but they did give me track marks for every shoot. Makeup, dark circles, yellow teeth, cracked lips. They put oil in my hair. The whole nine yards.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

i can't tell if this is so shitty it became good again like nicky pizza started digging a hole in his backyard and ended up all the way in china

am i diminished?

― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, July 1, 2015 10:24 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think it kinda did! i mean, maybe not so shitty it became good, but it became shitty in a way i can vibe with

max, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

if this was just some hbo one-off called L.A. Detective Files i would def be watching and probably evangelizing

max, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

what happens if it gets un-pulpishly good, like you're watching episode five & finding the plotting sophisticated, the production sympathetic, the performances mature &c&c

what then

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

If Eyes Wide Shut had been a miniseries, it would have been trashed after the first episode. It takes a while to know whether a style becomes engaging or not, whether the suspension of disbelief kicks in.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

i'll wonder even more why he chose to structure the first two episodes in such a dumb way xp

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

yr wikipedia comment is haunting me

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i was thinking today that the first season is good bc the story unfolds like a fractal, or maybe good stories unfold like a fractal, idk where i was going with this but it sounded cool when i thought it

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

the timeline shifting in s1e1 is handled expertly and i think we mostly have fukunaga to thank for that but it also feels like the work of a writer who knows he needs to grab your attention as hard as he can.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

the scene in the morgue with the flashbacks to each of the true ds getting their assignments was just terrible. i think taylor kitsch is good tho, like he did a google image search for "unhappy face" and is doing his best to emulate

adam, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

that was pretty bad, like was it necessary to learn in sequence that they all were given an ulterior motive?

it's a fine plot device but was handled v. clumsily

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

everyone trying to talk themselves into true detective season 2?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

i'm kind of w/max, it's so stilted and weird i'm interested, but it has not been holding my attention well.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

the only way it will get good is if some srsly crazy shit starts happening and everyones all o wow crazy shit

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

pull a game of thrones if u will

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah like a bird shooting a dude w/a shotgun in a sex house

a (waterface), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

weird

a (waterface), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

crazy shit

a (waterface), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

m/l what i was thinking

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

we need to learn more about rachel mcadams and her vaping history

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

i like mcadams the other three true detectives can die for all i care, the plot shd be abt the failson trying to figure out who killed his dad but then he becomes the crime boss

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

failson is actually young vince vaughan and there's some weird time shot going on

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

*time shit, of course

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

if this has some time travel in it that will be good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

some of the shit in this show if they just dialed it back a lil maybe like my dad locked me in the basement okay thats sort of interesting FOR FOUR DAYS AND RATS ATE ME

cmon

― lag∞n

LOL

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Same feeling when they dissolve from the waterstain "eyes" in the ceiling to Casper's burnt-out sockets. They probably high-fived in the damn editing room when they did that one.

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

justin lin disappointing me for sure :(

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

wint ‏@dril Sep 26
measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it

#truedetectives2

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

the only way it will get good is if some srsly crazy shit starts happening and everyones all o wow crazy shit

Reminds me of Lost. Shitty character development but great cliff hangers

Heez, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link

yeah like a bird shooting a dude w/a shotgun in a sex house
--a (waterface)

this would've done the job for me if I wasn't already all in, I think

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

justin lin will be out the director's chair as of the 3rd episode iirc, so I'm guessing the visual aspects will be a bit more interesting if not on cary fukunaga's level

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

i'm kind of w/max, it's so stilted and weird i'm interested, but it has not been holding my attention well.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 4:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly everyone who finds themselves fascinated by "stilted and weird" mystery tv needs to check out s1 of hemlock grove

da croupier, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

justin lin will be out the director's chair as of the 3rd episode iirc, so I'm guessing the visual aspects will be a bit more interesting if not on cary fukunaga's level

― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 2:06 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

on what are you basing this

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link

for me the real mysetery was that everybody seemed to be drinking out of stamped metal tumblers like what's up with that

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

two of the other directors, dan attias and miguel sapochnik, are HBO vets from visually accomplished shows - wire, thrones, deadwood, boardwalk - so i trust their abilities, especially sapochnik who did the hardhome episode of thrones w/ the ice zombie battle

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

the other dude I don't know, apparently a documentary filmmaker or something? it's on imdb

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:17 (eight years ago) link

this also reminds me that truth detectors rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch are now dating

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

More on this Sunday's director:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_Metz_Pedersen

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

for me the real mysetery was that everybody seemed to be drinking out of stamped metal tumblers like what's up with that

― 龜, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 2:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was served a beer out of one last night they might be trending

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

creepy bird statue like the creepy bird man?

http://i.imgur.com/7VoDyCv.png

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

isnt that the bird mask

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

Where was that - in the murdered guy's house?

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

in the car that the murdered guy was being transported in

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

ep 1

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

what if it's michael keaton

a (waterface), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

music wldve been different

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3390/1287/1600/drummer.jpg

a (waterface), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

regarding the sleepy, maybe even "stilted," rhythm of this show, and the weird fascination it seems to elicit anyway, i must say that repeat viewings have been very rewarding for me. hbo runs it constantly and every time i start watching i tend to stick around happily until the end.

ryan, Thursday, 2 July 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link

this is not good television. the writing is bad, the acting is fine but desperate and the direction looks the same as anything else on the major networks if not just a little bit worse.
i suppose i'll stick with it to see if it edges into laughably bad or improves but what a let down.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 July 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

Oh god I just remembered what this reminds me of in terms of vibe - does anyone tenderness Color of Night w Bruce Willis?

― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, June 30, 2015 11:32 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i watched part of this today, it has dialogue/characters approx eight thosand times worse

johnny crunch, Saturday, 4 July 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link

xpost you know what vibe this show doesnt have

BRUCE WILLIS SAD POOL PENIS

how dare u invoke that shitty ass movie
HOW DARE U

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 4 July 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

It's not perfect, but compared to peers like The Bridge, it is clearly best in class

calstars, Saturday, 4 July 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

This could use some 90's "erotic thriller" vibe haha

Get Joe Eszterhas to write the next season

Hell Books (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

someone shd reclaim the erotic thriller genre for the prestige tv era

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 July 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link

i will allow that this is better than the US version of The Bridge (which i opted out of after three episodes) but that's not saying much.
i hesitate to bring it up as a comparison but as compared to Hannibal...

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 July 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

xp that wd've been an interesting direction for in treatment season 4

drash, Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

Is Hannibal a police procedural? Different genre no? (I couldn't make it past the cooking scenes...)

calstars, Saturday, 4 July 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link

hannibal is partially a police procedural but that element is considerably more muted than it is even in TD but they're joined by a love for camp, weirdness, gross-outs and sadism both on the part of the characters and the creators... plus, TBH, they are both invested in showing you how very smart and complex their storylines are. hannibal does it much better and features consistently innovative and imaginative camerawork on a par (and often better than) s1 of TD.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 July 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

i will allow that this is better than the US version of The Bridge (which i opted out of after three episodes) but that's not saying much.
i hesitate to bring it up as a comparison but as compared to Hannibal...
--like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu)

mannnn the US version of the bridge is full stop incredible in its second season because there's no dumb serial killer plot it's just about the border drug wars

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 4 July 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

def gonna check that out

dutch_justice, Saturday, 4 July 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

i boiled out on the first couple of eps of the first season of the bridge in that it was terrible and the woman playing """""autistic"""""" was v v v badly written
you're saying it got A LOT better?

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 July 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

yea diane kruger drops a lot of what I think ppl considered affected about that performance, and you learn the basis for her damage

2nd season is entirely unconnected to the 1st aside from the characters and setting and the only time the serial killer thing comes up is to definitively end it (the villain is caught in s1 but yea it was a terrible plotline). it just gets reallllllly fuckin weird and cormac mccarthyish

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 4 July 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

someone shd reclaim the erotic thriller genre for the prestige tv era

― lag∞n, Saturday, July 4, 2015 1:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow this needs to happen

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 July 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

some day i will try s2 of the bridge but i need for this fuckin' golden age to be over already

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 July 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link

like i honestly think i'm gonna turn 50 and shut off everything new in my life, just luxuriate in the prior century and see where that gets me.
looking forward to it.

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 July 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

someone shd reclaim the erotic thriller genre for the prestige tv era

― lag∞n, Saturday, July 4, 2015 1:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow this needs to happen

― call all destroyer, Saturday, July 4, 2015 10:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

srsly

Number None, Sunday, 5 July 2015 05:58 (eight years ago) link

like that's the culmination of what HBO have been groping (yeah) towards for the last decade

Number None, Sunday, 5 July 2015 05:59 (eight years ago) link

someone call adrian lyne to make season 3 then, he hasn't worked since directing unfaithful in 2002

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 5 July 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

only if Zalman King's not available

harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 July 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link

Isnt King dead?

Οὖτις, Sunday, 5 July 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link

well damn. rip.

harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 July 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link

maybe duchovney can bring back red shoe diaries after he's done with rebooting xfiles.

akm, Sunday, 5 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

This is going to turn into a Blackwater story...

... (Eazy), Monday, 6 July 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

Alright, I'm in for the rest of the season...as long as they keep Karaoke Elvis (who sounded like the singer from the Residents circa The King and Eye) instead of Sad Singer-Songwriter Girl.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link

opening scene was so lynch

nose, Monday, 6 July 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link

Will Oldham in the closing credits -- first time he's given a song to anything but small indie features, I think.

... (Eazy), Monday, 6 July 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

1. The chase scene was so disjointed, dark and badly filmed; how could you not unfavorably compare to the single camera follow from s1
2. Every time they cut to the overhead highway shot, it's like they're saying "welp, not sure what more to do in this scene, so..."
3. Finally twigged W. Earl Brown (he'll always be Deadwood Dan Dority to me) in the role; looks like they're wasting him though I imagine he'll get some scenery chewing soon
4. Vaughn is hardly unbelieveable as a dangerous boss; he spent most of this ep looking more constipated than anything
5. What made Rust and Marty interesting as characters was a degree of inner complexity, which I'm coming to realize was primarily borne out of the actors. With s2's collective, it's all cardboard cutouts with quarterbox comic origin stories. "Dad locked me in the basement and rats ate me so now i wanna take over california but my dick won't get hard" is not holding my attention.
6. Seriously, what kind of "accent" was that kid supposed to have there because I genuinely didn't follow what he was going for.
7. This isn't getting dumber and it isn't getting better; it's just solidly mediocre, kinda watchable, middle of the road, pay cable drama with requisite tits / glitz / hyperconvoluted storyline that flatters itself as being less trashy than it should aspire to be and smarter than it is

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NkcwxgB.png

gr8080, Monday, 6 July 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

"Hardly unbelievable" = heartily unbelievable

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link

is that a fucking e-cig?

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

her coworkers shd be more supportive of her attempts toward shedding bad habits

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

velcoro's dr wd agree

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 05:14 (eight years ago) link

lol this show
the lynchian dream
the 3rd requisite visit with (& obviously telling portrait of) true detective’s parent
the dialogue (e.g.: ‘do you want to live?’ (delcoro looks straight into camera); ‘half anaconda half great white’; ‘stridency’/ ‘apoplectic’ exchange
it’s about dealing with the past, do u see
learned tonight that gangsters work shit out with fisticuffs

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 05:15 (eight years ago) link

What made Rust and Marty interesting as characters was a degree of inner complexity, which I'm coming to realize was primarily borne out of the actors. With s2's collective, it's all cardboard cutouts with quarterbox comic origin stories.

yes. why can’t any of the detectives have, like, at least a cat or something

looks like they're wasting him though I imagine he'll get some scenery chewing soon

he was guy taking photographs of woodrugh, right?

still, most engaging ep so far, but again mostly bc of secondary/minor characters

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

some clues dropped in the movie they had Ray and his dad watching ("Detective Story" from 1951)

Jim McLeod is a hard-nosed and cynical detective. He believes in a strict interpretation of the law and doesn't believe in turning the other cheek. The current object of his zealousness is Karl Schneider, an abortionist responsible for the death of several young women. Schneider's lawyer tells the precinct lieutenant that McLeod has his own personal reasons for going after his client. It turns out that his wife was a patient before they met, although Jim knew nothing of it. His world suddenly turned upside down, McLeod is too late in re-evaluating his priorities...The central character, Detective Jim McLeod, is an unforgiving, by-the-book veteran, who sees the world in black and white, good versus evil, with no shades of gray in between. Kirk Douglas brings McLeod to life in one of his finest, most powerful performances. Douglas's Oscar-caliber work is matched by a fragile, deeply felt performance by Eleanor Parker as McLeod's wife, who harbors a secret from her past that, unknown to either McLeod or his wife, connects back to an on-going police case.

coupled with

That plot reminds me of Rich Cohen in Vanity Fair characterizing this season of True Detective as an Oedipus Rex story, supported by Pizzolatto saying “the detective is searching and searching and searching, and the culprit is him.”

And what Abigail Spencer had to say about her character in Vulture:

Is that why she chooses to confront him in person?
When you have a child with someone, you just can’t text or email or talk on the phone. When you see someone face to face, it gives you an opportunity to see their humanity. Gena’s very human. She’s been living for a long time with Ray as a father. So I think there is love under it all.

When he refers to “what I did for you” — presumably meaning killing her rapist — how does that play into her feelings?
There’s a lot of inner conflict around that, which is going to play out over this season. All will be revealed about how she feels about that.

This suggests that Ray is in the dark about his wife's past and that she may not have been raped, or that the man he killed, whose identity came from Frank, wasn't the real culprit -- that there may not be a culprit. The man he was told was the rapist may have been a witness his wife and Frank wanted killed for something that has to do with her "Detective Story"-parallel past, maybe the cult. This could also apply to Ani.

About 50% of the subplots on this show probably won't be resolved or lead to anything. Remember in season 1, Marty's kids and the religious cult spreading to their school, his daughter's troubles, and how that didn't have a payoff? We were in the same position by the third episode last year, where you wondered where all this was heading and it turned out that most of it was a red herring.

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 06:10 (eight years ago) link

fred ward? i'm in

tbf i watched the leftovers mostly for scott glenn so basically every hbo show needs a dad who was in THE RIGHT STUFF. would like to see Ed Harris on GAME OF THRONES, Dennis Quaid on GIRLS, Lance Henriksen on WESTWORLD...

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 6 July 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link

...sam shepard on silicon valley

xp interesting, esp the oedipus analogy
fits with recurring themes so far
among which, eyes (this ep: "it's medicine for my eyes")
tbf, some ok amusing lines this ep

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 07:35 (eight years ago) link

and another Oedipus Rex keyword, incest, with the scene between Paul and his mother.

Some more conjecture on where this will go [so shield your eyes in case if you don't want to see me try to play "True Doxxer" with an HBO prestige show]:

Ray's kid has bright red hair, which, again, doesn't match either Ray (who, despite being played by Irish actor C.F., who could of course have red dye in his gene pool, is not supposed to be the father ["No paternity tests for my wife -- please!" etc]) nor does it match the rapist in the photo Frank gives to Ray in episode 1:

http://i.imgur.com/vVYV554.png?1

Only man to have red hair is Frank's henchman. He's the guy to look for, for a couple of reasons, and he's given the classic shot of the Suspect in the third episode

http://i.imgur.com/nxX4Zu0.png?1

David Bordwell alludes to that kind of shot, a way to drop a clue in action/mystery/suspense films, in his "Anatomy of an Action Picture" essay where he dissects Mission Impossible 3

http://www.davidbordwell.net/img/anatomy05.jpg

"Musgrave, not Brassel, is the mole. You could argue that this twist was planted near the end of the Development, when Musgrave turned away from Brassel and stared gravely offscreen as the camera lingered on him—the classic shot of a Suspect."

Now in that shot of Red-hair -- who you'll notice has been given about as much screen time by now as season one's eventual villain was given through 3 episodes -- Frank has just shoved him, rhetorically asking "Who's coming after me?", and he doesn't stay for an answer. When Ray asks Red-hair where he's been in the previous scene Red-hair doesn't have an answer, Frank is prepared to chew him out ("Am I a teenage girl?") but before that can happen he reveals, revealingly, that Stan has been killed.

But what makes sense about Red-hair playing a big part -- if not the main villain/The Raven -- is that, as an actor, he looks like he can play dark and evil (he looks like someone who plays psychopaths on procedurals) and he's keeping the histrionics under wraps -- just like season one's initially mundane, when we first find him, villain. It's where Nic writer-guy would insert the master villain.

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 08:50 (eight years ago) link

yeah noticed guy in pic conspicuously not redhead, but didn't look for redheads in cast; also guy look avian
good/plausible analysis
(btw semyon's wife also redhead; which makes for at least subliminal link between 2 persons closest to semyon; anyway she must have secret too)

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 09:40 (eight years ago) link

Replacing Cary Fukunaga was going to be tough, but Justin Lin doesn't help matters with unsubtle (unsubtle in retrospect, I suppose) framing (more potential spoilers/cunga conjecture!)

[spoiler] http://i.imgur.com/WsbAAS2.png?1 [/spoiler]

"Everyone gets touched", he was told

[and then the lingering, resentful Suspect shot, although not as obvious as in episode 3] http://i.imgur.com/VMWKQAE.png?1 [spoiler]

If you watch his interactions with Frank in the third episode, you can tell they're going for dramatic irony in the way Frank abuses him.

--

And he was there at the beginning, exchanging nods with Frank when Ray walks into the bar years earlier, seeming to signal that this is the right cop:

http://i.imgur.com/2zRUB7x.png?1

--

But what makes sense about Red-hair playing a big part -- if not the main villain/The Raven -- is that, as an actor, he looks like he can play dark and evil (he looks like someone who plays psychopaths on procedurals) and he's keeping the histrionics under wraps

And guess who was on an episode of "Gotham" around the time they were casting True Detective season 2, playing one of those psychopath-serial killers who delivers monologues and stuff?

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gotham-inc/images/4/44/Spirit_Goat_248.png/revision/latest?cb=20141029001315

AV Club on his episode of Gotham: "One on end you have a villain whose design evokes memories of torture porn horror films like Saw and Hostel and who strings up his victims in a way that will be very familiar to fans of True Detective and Hannibal."

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 10:17 (eight years ago) link

*sigh*

http://s3.birthmoviesdeath.com/images/made/rust_garage_1200_570_81_s.jpg

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

(btw semyon's wife also redhead; which makes for at least subliminal link between 2 persons closest to semyon; anyway she must have secret too)

Good point. We don't know what their relationship is beyond both knowing Frank, right?

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 10:23 (eight years ago) link

the leadup to the Suspect shot is thisL If he was just a regular henchmen I think they would've gone on a close-up of Frank, or just kept the camera on him in a single shot. So for it to be a two-shot where Vince Vaughn isn't even the focus and for him to walk out of frame, leaving that dude to linger in what is a classic clue/Suspect shot, that's what's telling. And the way he ominously looks up before the scene ends.

http://i.imgur.com/cfgO7iU.png?1

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 10:41 (eight years ago) link

also interacts with velcoro, independently of semyon, at the table, near end of first episode (taking bottle, velcoro stops him, exchange silent glance, to strains of sadly sad sad song)

btw like ritual of the table & maybe starting to appreciate stilted badness/weirdness of dialogue there, as if intentionally unrealistic, now site of dream life too (substitution of father for semyon nice touch; reminded of table @ winkies in mulholland drive)

despite thudding thematic heavy-handedness & characterization of protagonists, maybe starting to grow on me. like the broadening noir terrain (film set, mayor’s house, street/club, etc).

also see more (intentional as well as still prob unintentional) humor in it

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 11:47 (eight years ago) link

I agree: the surreal and trashiness ends up becoming welcome. When I finished this episode I thought -- especially considering the cheap fake-out that ended the second ep -- that this was just a boring season, that the producers of HBO demanded they put the fake-out in because otherwise you had three episodes of talkiness. But then the first season I got through in-part because I knew the 4th episode was supposed to be worth it (the last scene).

Also, the only thing I can't imagine someone saying in the TD universe is, "Sorry, I don't drink."

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

"Is he ok? What happened?"
"Somebody murdered him."

ryan, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

Will need to see this ep again as I was highly distracted while watching and coupled with the persistent mumbling I didn't get much from this ep.

ryan, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

increasingly toothless Frank Semyon, acquires teeth

johnny crunch, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link

I thought this was a good piece on pizzolatto's non-TD stuff:
http://wwwbillblog.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-kind-of-face-you-shoot-with-all-my.html

Also wanted to point out that Ray having Meister Eckahrt out on his coffee table is exactly the kind of ludicrous thing that I both love pizzolatto for and can't help but laugh at.

ryan, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

I think I've pinpointed vaughn's problem as being that he reads his lines too fast, like a kid forced to read out loud in class. He needs to approach it with a weary slowness!

ryan, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

feel like this was the most competent coherent episode yet and also the worst

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

no one here will agree with me, but i liked Vaughn this episode.
even before the "what kind of way is that to greet the world?!" line, which was amazing.

he was def pretty good in this one, i had a feeling once he could explode and stop being sedate he would improve

slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

I don't think this is a great season, obviously less fun than Rust and Marty, but I'm in because I am a sucker for California noir and I love byzantine plots that turn on wonky land deals. Any show where "I had to get the financial documents for the tax incentives" is a plot point is one I can get with.

Didn't realize until this morning that the singer in the bar was not supposed to be Elvis, but Conway Twitty (who actually did record "The Rose").

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 6 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

"Is he ok? What happened?"
"Somebody murdered him."

― ryan, Monday, July 6, 2015 11:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this was wonderful! ^

it was kinda interesting watching vaughan at least slightly physicalised in this. just even taking off his jacket. the problem with his performance is he doesn't breathe. & the physicality should be everything. you need access to him as a mammal, oily mammal vaughan, like tony soprano, hairy arms, some kind of unavoidable evidence of just excessive masculinity, that he's in some sense overwhelming & untidy. but he's just glowering & perfectly presented & shaven in every scene, & the costume & the performance & the lighting & the ominous guitar noise rumbling in the background all cohesively support this.

the direction of this is still so frustrating, just in how limited the whole thing is on account of its shortfalls. so many short scenes - not just highway cutaways, but montages of kitsch visiting sex workers, every brief procedural moment, every functional expository exchange - are made useless by how dry & leaden they are, nobody given a prompt to bring any wideness or life to this kinda suffocating world. the editing suite shares space with stars of the lid's practice room & the whole thing is drizzled in narrow foreboding. i kinda enjoyed this - like very literally enjoyed, like i'm inside it enjoying watching them materialise in different locations, am enjoying watching time pass, am still curious about mcadams direction & about the potential for tangled pressure created by warring police depts - but it's so-little-less than the sum of its parts, & could be so much richer.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 6 July 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

i hope there are ten seasons just ploughing through variations of cops/setting/directors/emphases, it's a pretty infinitely rich model

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 6 July 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

they shd try to make it better tho

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

ryan, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

shd do a season directed by david lynch written by david mamet starring some cool actors named david

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

duchovny and arguette

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

each one has a dark past

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

but srsly fuck this show, I'm out

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

duchovny and arguette

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 6, 2015 1:00 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/X1JNgb3.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

ha ha

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 6 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

idg why they keep putting vaughn in these ridiculous situations. like i couldn't not laugh at that final scene of him in close-up, anxiously brooding, ignoring his wife's questions. i mean it's be tough for anybody to pull that off, let alone vince vaughn.

Heez, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link

moral of the story as always: diversify yr portfolio

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

rly thought he was just going to say 'no ... i'm too damaged' when his wife asked if he wanted to talk

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 6 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

their relationship gets a lot of screentime i wonder where this is going, i feel like somewhere grim

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 6 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

lmao xp

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

people bring up Mulholland Drive when they talk about this show's Lynchian themes (I, er, still haven't seen Twin Peaks so I can't think of similarities to that) but there's more lifted from Blue Velvet than I realized:

Frank, Ray and Paul all character names from BV

Ani wanting her boyfried to beat her has precedent

http://i.imgur.com/Wl83wiK.png?1

and http://i.imgur.com/p9N8wLD.png?1

The lounge singer, and BV's "The Slow Club," is obvious.

But the discovery of the maimed man that starts the plot, and then the single ear from B.V. (and the body that belonged to)

TD's Paul and BV's Frank, breaking 100mph at night to go out "into the country," in Frank's words.

http://i.imgur.com/7mIWXLf.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/BJRqTdI.png?1

Paul's face when he's riding the bike going 100mph not unlike the strange thrill, and face, Frank makes when he's getting his nitrous oxide (Frank is supposed to be a repressed homosexual, too, according to a review I just of the movie [but I don't remember anything about Frank being gay and closeted in the film itself -- if anyone remembers anything please point that out])

Cunga, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

I'm just really glad Vaughn wasn't suddenly able/eager to perform sexually with his wife once he got home from beating up that dude.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

ha yeah thought the same, show finally dodged a single cliche

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

david spade
david lee roth

a (waterface), Monday, 6 July 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

dave foley
david letterman

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

motherfucker w dark secrets
http://www.ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dave_foley_cast_mini_gallery_thumb_03.jpg

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

a little blood and wilson fisk could see that in the mirror

da croupier, Monday, 6 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

lounge singer -- david johansen
mysterious g-man/possible space alien -- david bowie
shadowy political operative -- david axelrod
meth-head biker -- dave navarro
Detective John Kelly -- david caruso

wld screen

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

internet media entrepreneur-- david thewlis

"Somebody murdered him."

echoing appreciation for that line

“like a cheerleader on an oil rig”-- not subtle, but even fair-to-middling hard-boiled one-liners welcome at this point

“this angsty cop drama you’re rolling” :) for obv reasons

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

schwimmer and spade, obv

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 6 July 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

they could name the show 'true david'

got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 6 July 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

these are the daves
who don't know their selves

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

they have their father's hands
but they come from different moms

drash, Monday, 6 July 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

these are the daves
who don't know their selves

― drash, Monday, July 6, 2015 6:44 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

B-)

lag∞n, Monday, 6 July 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

I think I've pinpointed vaughn's problem as being that he reads his lines too fast, like a kid forced to read out loud in class. He needs to approach it with a weary slowness!

― ryan, Monday, July 6, 2015 10:55 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah my diagnosis after the first ep was that he doens't sit on his syllables like he's supposed to

i had a momentary vision of mccounaghey playing vaughn's character and it all clicked, pizzalato can't let go

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

vince is only good at playing fast talking con men which is why he's good when he's doing gangster stuff and he's bad when he tries to be introspective

didn't he say something about a cosmic echo??

idk it would be cooler if vaughn played the CI who's just like at peace with life and cut out all the brooding shit

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link

also i had forgotten that colin farrell bought his failson a gundam model to try and bond with him in ep 2 i ws reminded when he said he liked to do models with his son this ep

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link

hey cunga rly good posts

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link

-i'm psyched for gay taylor kitsch
-the car getting torched right around the corner from the detectives is a cool idea, a better director would have made it stand out
-starting to seem likely that nic p couldn't come up with enough plot for 8 episodes, the investigation is really lurching along pathetically while we get bad dumb scenes of ray and his dad or ani and her ex
-i think you guys are right about vaughan's line readings, but i don't think there's an actor on earth that could have bailed out the exchange where they both have to say "apoplectic"

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

shouldn't a basic tenet of writing a short mystery series like this be that the main plot needs to move along significantly at least once per episode? did we learn anything new that might tell us who killed the guy?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

when i watch this season i feel like i can visualize the printed screenplay as i'm watching it

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

like nic pizzalato hunched furiously over a mechanical typewriter typing furiously imagining he is delivering scorching line after scorching line, it all hangs so beautifully in his head, and then vince vaughn goes and gets cast

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

xxp I kinda liked the "apoplectic" moment it was absurd but in a good way imo

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

when i watch this season i feel like i can visualize the printed screenplay as i'm watching it

― 龜, Monday, July 6, 2015 10:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, it's just appallingly writery

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

thanks! xpost

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

I think we all agree that Vince Vaughn is only in his element on TD when he's playing playing with comic and wise-guy scenes and lines.

Years ago, I left a "Dodgeball" DVD running in the family living room, and my mom, who had never seen VV in anything, pointed out how insecure he was as an actor. In the bloopers he's gearing up for an intense scene (the final dodgeball game, prob) by saying "Screw you" to Ben Stiller, to get himself psyched. Mom pointed out that he needed to work himself up as an actor, and there was something amateurish and insecure in going about it that way.

In the scenes from this that require heavy lifting from him as an actor (the recycled Rust Cohle monologues) you can sense he's afraid and a bit nervous, but the show takes advantage of that, and even in casting him knew what it was doing, because when Vaughn needs to look paranoid and on the brink he's quite good. As an over-the-hill conman who got by on charisma but probably can't anymore, he was typecast and it can work.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

i think there's something to that, but nic couldn't commit to writing him as 100% conman so he has all these scenes where he needs to project gravitas and it's just so bad.

having him kick that big dude's ass was actually kind of useful, we need to know a little bit about why this guy should hold any weight at all.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link

You'll notice that Vince Vaughn came on the scene when Robert Downey Jr. wasn't around to be in stuff, and that the RDJ revival has coincided with Vaughn looking a bit lost in Hollywood. I think RDJ could've handled the monologues and some of the darkness that Vaughn struggles to do here, but then Downey is about half a foot shorter than VV and could've looked ridiculous in some scenes as a tough mob boss.

xpost, yeah, the fight scene gave vaughn a good excuse to exist in the show and as the casting choice.

The Confidence-Man who's losing confidence.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

Now I wonder if VV was hurt when Jon Favreau made those Iron Man movies with RDJ. If Favreau's time with VV was handy in writing and directing the over-confident, Malibu playboy character.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Robert Downey Jr as a hard-drinking True Detective would be so dark it would make Rust Cohle look like one-half of the Dukes of Hazzard.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

This show is so horrible, you're all idiots for discussing it

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

:)

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link

"Dozens of idiots, punching thousands of keystrokes alone in dark rooms over this show. Hoping to connect. Trying to make sense of it. They won't." - R.C.

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

the opening scene, singer aside, felt lifted out of the closing scene of no country for old men, where tommy lee jones talks about the dream of his father. except this dream story was horseshit ("i see you, running through the trees. you're small. trees are like...giants"). then 20 min later farrell's dad gives us "no country for white men, boy." brutal

Loved the depictions of how openly corrupt-power gets exercised in this bureaucracy: the mayor leans over his police chiefs desk and yells "that cunt, is walking the plank!" with a glass in one hand.
"well, deseritees is running the case sir."
"deseritees is gonna be running a yogurt stand."

the gangster showdown at the end was well written, the pacing of its buildup and release felt believable. but it was pretty lol how only VV's henchmen decided to bring guns, seems a little amateurish not to bring a pistol or something there boys.

feel like if he was 25 years older, dicaprio could pull off vaughn's character with no issues whatsoever. the shift from the bullying, cathartic fight, to the silent angst of the closing scene, is leo's territory. and he'd lend some levity to the pretentious dialogue while making it just real enough for the viewer to buy into it.

dutch_justice, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 05:31 (eight years ago) link

leo's a good call

Cunga, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link

shouldn't a basic tenet of writing a short mystery series like this be that the main plot needs to move along significantly at least once per episode? did we learn anything new that might tell us who killed the guy?

amazing that BALLERS got to a point in its plot where a drug-fueled-orgy episode happens before true detective did this season

gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 10:37 (eight years ago) link

rdj wayyy too echt for true detective. like so on the nose. like that is what he was for ten years, in the singing detective & in the george clooney movie, The Guy Who Could Talk Fast & Smoke Like A True Detective. i'd rather watch someone kinda offbeat & separate in provenance take a swing at this & miss than see it just become full noir dress up.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link

guess i have a reason to watch ep 3 of ballers now xp

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:42 (eight years ago) link

Hoping for a crossover episode between the two, with a fight/orgy in an empty lot near the Staples Center.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link

i know this isn't the ballers thread but i'm so disappointed at the lack of actual football drama in ballers.

Mordy, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link

Finally watched this ep.

1. Has anyone said Broke Black Mountain yet? Cuz come on.
2. Homeless camp obstacle course!

schwantz, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

APOPLECTIC

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

I thought they would make more of a comic bit about McAdams's delayed reactions (to Ray getting shot, and then later on saving her life) but it was all sort of over-angsty and inert.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

he tackled her to get her out of the way of a blindside approaching truck and then they more or less just stand in the same place looking away from traffic

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

I thought they would make more of a comic bit.. but it was all sort of over-angsty and inert.

― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, July 7, 2015 11:52 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true detective s2

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Thought during the first episode "I hope this ends up around the Russian River" with a cult commune, but this makes sense too.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

ehhh commune in in n cali in a town where the call later comes from more likely its just connected to that commune than some nearby retreat for mucketymucks, crow mask to owl statute is a pretty tenuous connection too, some pixs of gw bush idk man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

however

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJU0eUAUwAAwQAu.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

a YOGURT STAND I SAY

andrew m., Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

i appreciate this show for inspiring fevered theories tho thats a good quality

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

anacondwhite vs greataconda

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

jared and George would make a good detective team imo

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

lebron james & peyton manning

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

Maybe Vince Vaughn's character will run into Vince Vaughn the actor at Bohemian Grove.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

David Carradine hologram is the 40 foot owl

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

this is okay. i prob wouldn't watch it if it was just straight down the line okay tho, it has some v good stuff and some v dumb stuff and averages out at okay, but there're not many shows that have anything v good about them at all so i am happy to stick with it. if it trundles thru its run averaging at okay, occasionally upchucking something cool, and is then resolved in any kind of satisfactory manner, it will overall have been better than s1, such was the bullshit of how that ended.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

i loved the bloat of the film set detour

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

friend i was watching it with was positive the ponytailed alcoholic asian director was a jab at fukunaga

gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

that's been in most reviews i've read of this

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

he still has a production credit on this right?

, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, he's still one of the executive producers; so are McConnaughey and Harrelson.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

i've been waiting to read this thread until i caught up. i really like it, warts and all. i love the tension between the state and municipal bureaucracies. i generally hate vince vaughan with a burning passion so i'm pleased to be merely ambivalent. the writing is occasionally hilarious (apoplectic two times within 5 seconds) but it doesn't bother me. rachel mcadams' character is going to be amazing if they ever spend some time on her. it occurred to me late in episode 3 that i didn't know anyone's name except for Casper

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

director's lines didn't make him look bad, really

given show's 'appalling writeriness' (otmly noted above), i took
"to tell you the truth, i drink, so it makes my recollection unreliable"
as script (yet again) sounding a key thematic motif (re unreliability of recollection/ knowledge of the past)

btw lol maybe half great white half anaconda is like a pizzolatto sphinx figure

drash, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

also i swear the opening of ep3 (purgatory club) was written and directed by david lynch

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

it's pretty laughable how desperate to be Lynchian it was

Number None, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

eh, i just took it as a pretty obvious homage

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

took the director drinky comment thing more like "I"m not really interested in helping you." But maybe it is a jab at Fukunaga? Hell maybe he's in on the joke.

andrew m., Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

it's funny in general how unable to escape his influences Nick P is (especially given his comments before the season about there being NO REFERENCES this time out)

like this bit of dialogue from Vaughan where he tries to do Milch

"Shouldn't a reasonable man infer from Osip's arrival and departure and fucking failure to make good on our terms as being connected not just to Caspere, but prefiguring Caspere? In a causal sense. I'm saying... do you think Osip could have done Caspere?"

Number None, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

The bird-mask shooter in the kinky murder house seemed appropriate and acceptable, but the weird white mask of whatever on the car arsonist was pretty silly. Like, why do that? Put on a normal mask you can run across the city in. Don't make it so hard on yourself.

andrew m., Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

xps ps that's not appalling writing, it's a perfectly fine line, but just corroborates my feeling that screenplay/world here is suffocatingly written/woven, e.g. to convey certain philosophical worldview

maybe lack of closure/explanation in terms of conventional detective mystery tropes in 'true detective' is compensated for (at least in season 2) by like a too tight text, overexplanation in terms of themes & characterization

(cf david lynch whose worlds elude closure/explanation in both senses)

drash, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

like this bit of dialogue from Vaughan where he tries to do Milch

"Shouldn't a reasonable man infer from Osip's arrival and departure and fucking failure to make good on our terms as being connected not just to Caspere, but prefiguring Caspere? In a causal sense. I'm saying... do you think Osip could have done Caspere?"

― Number None, Tuesday, July 7, 2015 1:36 PM

OTM. we remarked on this as he was saying it. deadwood af. made me wonder what ian mcshane coulda done with the role...

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link

This thread is getting me psyched for this season

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

Have you begun watching it, or are you excited for where it could still go after only three episodes?

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

I haven't watched any of it, will likely stop reading this thread soon and buy the whole thing on iTunes whenever it becomes available.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

Enjoying this season very much. it's a compelling trainwreck. It certainly has atmosphere in its favor. Whenever there's sunlight onscreen my eyes kinda hurt.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

compelling trainwreck is still fine for me, even if this season doesn't pan out. A friend compared this series to a song-writer who has a massively successful debut album based on songs he spent years crafting, and then he's pressured to release the follow-up immediately (that would be this second season of TD in the analogy) and the second album is bloated and the songs are unfinished because they were written too quickly, and suddenly the string arrangements sound pretentious and the the artist's self-indulgent.

But it's a fun mess of a second album.

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link

Welp at least this season isn't on a trajectory of being a crushing heartbreak of wasted potential

harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

compelling trainwreck is still fine for me, even if this season doesn't pan out. A friend compared this series to a song-writer who has a massively successful debut album based on songs he spent years crafting, and then he's pressured to release the follow-up immediately (that would be this second season of TD in the analogy) and the second album is bloated and the songs are unfinished because they were written too quickly, and suddenly the string arrangements sound pretentious and the the artist's self-indulgent.

But it's a fun mess of a second album.

― Cunga, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:51 (2 hours ago) Permalink

OTM

Hell Books (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link

glad some folks are intrigued enough to keep watching, as i'm gonna wait and see if their enthusiasm continues before indulging

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 07:35 (eight years ago) link

considering this sophomore slump doesn't even have the original leads, this might be a good comparison point

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_for_Good

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 07:37 (eight years ago) link

def agree that this season was probably a few revisions away from being ideal. but in a way that makes it pretty interesting (witness this thread where half the time we are taking about artistic choices).

i think if this sticks around for another season with pizzolatto as writer (and i really hope it does) and they want to turn it around in a year then he may have to give up some control to other writers. but, really, a good part of the fun of this show is that it's the expression of a single voice in terms of the writing so im not sure how i'd feel about that. everything that makes it distinctive and weird (and, yes, silly) is pretty much down to pizzolatto. I like seeing a writer succeed or fail on their own terms.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

yeah it was cool how they used one director last season too, that singular artiste approach for both the writing and directing made it feel more cinematic than most shows

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link

HBO should really spring for lubezki as DP or someone like that next time.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

it is really strange even just for gimmick/brand reasons that they didn't go one director this season too. like it had such a good rep.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

ya weird

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

director thing may have been P wanting to assert more control over the process--or HBO wanting cheaper directors? or not many directors wanting to commit? I don't know enough about how this stuff comes about.

also, P seems to me what you'd call a "developing" writer (something sort of clear with season 1 as it was so dense with references to all his favorite stuff) so as this goes on it will be interesting how the subsequent seasons change or "mature" in terms of authorial voice.

but whatever it is that makes him shoehorn a reference to meister eckhart into a detective procedural--i hope that doesn't change!

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

HBO should really spring for lubezki as DP or someone like that next time.

Adam Arkapaw was maybe S1's secret weapon

this year they've got

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0089458/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr14

Number None, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

i have a recurrent fantasy of malick and lubezki working as a second unit for movies and tv shows. so every now and then you'd get these weird and gorgeous and lyrical transitions from scene to scene.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

director thing may have been P wanting to assert more control over the process--or HBO wanting cheaper directors? or not many directors wanting to commit? I don't know enough about how this stuff comes about.

afaik, the decision to not rely on a single director came down to the time commitment and inherent exhaustion of said commitment, due to what fukunaga experienced, some of that may well have stemmed from his disagreements w/pizzolatto but i mean it involves making more or less three movies in much less time than it would ordinarily take to shoot three movies.

or maybe pizzo/HBO thought it would work out like fargo, where 5 directors did two apiece but all the eps in that show are m/l of a piece

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

(it didn't, exactly)

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

there has only been one director so far

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

the true director

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

no, there have been two

Number None, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

oh wait

Number None, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

it's been justin lin for 1 and 2 and janus metz for 3

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

ohhh rrrreally? well hey i regret the error. it turns out there can be more than one true director.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

i am kinda disappointed, i thought it was the regular guy. what is with all these people.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

there really isn't any truth is there, could be we get the world we deserve

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

feel like janus metz got the gig just because his name was too perfect

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

Armadillo was worthwhile, nice to see him getting work

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

This is actually getting better I think. I have a sort spot for diffuse detective stories and i am fully okay with not getting resolution on every little detail.
opening scene reminded me most of the major's dream speech to bobby in twin peaks. nice.

nobody has mentioned the funniest joke -- was i alone in laughing when Ray called Antigone "Xena"?

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

gay copy was p obviously gay from early on and while i hope to learn more about "black mountain security" i am not really that interested in his love life. or anyone else's, really. was not interested in frank's scene with his wife at the clinic or w/e.

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

stick to being a slimeball imo, the less human vince vaughn is the better. it's hard to take him seriously, and i don't know why. i don't have any real preconceived notion about "who vince vaughn is supposed to be" but he seems to struggle with his rhythm as others have noted.

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

it is getting better, but I'm honestly looking forward to season 2 of Fargo now and mentally putting this on the back burner.

akm, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

xena line was funny. there's a lot of funny lines, but everything is so undersold (or just plain mumbled) or something that it doesn't really register.

about frank, yeah. im repeating myself, but i really do think he's very interesting character, yet i have a hard time imagining someone who could convincingly play all the different registers. someone mentioned a much older Leo, but he strikes me as too innately confident. you gotta have someone who can play deeply intelligent and vulnerable who is forced to play tough and angry.

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

dialogue is mixed low in general and it's a shame. i'm sure some good stuff is flying by. xena line was solid but also a little, i dunno, whedonish.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

a better personality for vaughn to play wldve been slick talking smarmy con man with a heart of violence

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

he's good at the flipping-out stuff, the pensive even tempered stuff not quite as convincing

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

i just really love xena.

also, are we sure exactly what xena wanted to be done to her in bed? was it explicitly like a physical violence thing?

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

i thought it was more what she wanted to do to him

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

The directors have not been announced for episodes 4-5 and 8. My wild speculation thinks this means it might be someone big. David Lynch? My friend suggested Curtis Hanson. Really, though, could be anyone.

n/i/c/h\o\l\a\s, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

lol Lynch would never touch this garbage

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

also, are we sure exactly what xena wanted to be done to her in bed? was it explicitly like a physical violence thing?

― ian, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 4:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she just wanted her ass ate this show is up to date with memes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

the one constant in each season of true detective will be the munching of the butts.

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Nah, they left it up to our imagination. Her kink is like the glowing briefcase.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

lol was there analingu in s1

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

pegging is the sex meme du jour (per Louie and Broad City)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

poor louie just cant catch a break eh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/n1k1BEz.gif

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

"Marty...I want you to fuck me in the ASS."

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

wrong thread

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

you gotta have someone who can play deeply intelligent and vulnerable who is forced to play tough and angry.

ruffffaalloooooo

though i know, shutter island flashbacks

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 23:30 (eight years ago) link

ruffalo would've been a good choice

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 9 July 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

For a minute, pictured Chiklis in the Vaughn role and Walt Goggins in either of the other two.

... (Eazy), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link

Well, that escalated quickly, as the joke goes.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

If that was the Vinci police, that would have to be just about the whole department.

... (Eazy), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:25 (eight years ago) link

I liked how something that would have been a big payoff in another series was just one big wtf here. Like they had accidentally wandered into the wrong movie.

I have no idea where this story's headed, and it's probably going to be dumb when it gets there. But its doing a good job of replicating that Big Sleep vibe of nobody knowing what's going on.

on the one hand, a bit ambivalent about them replicating the template to an extent by having a bravura action sequence right at the season's midpoint

on the other, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that was intense

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link

not as much of a visual stunt as the infamous tracking shot and the camerawork isn't as nimble but pretty well done otherwise, coherent, you always knew where everything was happening in relation to everything else, which is far from guaranteed in a lot of action filmmaking. and the thrilling nature of the shootout's motion is properly undercut by how brutal the violence is

slothroprhymes, Monday, 13 July 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

I liked how something that would have been a big payoff in another series was just one big wtf here. Like they had accidentally wandered into the wrong movie.

Yep

And agreed that it tried to be like last season's mid-point.

Frustrating episode: I wanted answers to previous questions, not more digressions -- but then that's the show, isn't it?

And Roy from the office!

Boy he's taking the break-up hard

Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

would've been more fun if the final scene was at the Ojai-style resort.

Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link

Tonally, and with all the interrogations, this is reminding me more and more of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAkfQr3e-4

Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

Next week's preview

youtube.com/watch?v=s-rmdttg3EI

This show has so many misdirections. The end of tonight's, like the end of the 2nd episode, doesn't really accomplish, reveal, or advance the main plot, I bet. Although I see the return of Rick Springfield -- imdb had him at only 1 episode originally.

Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link

that shootout was craaaaaaay
mayor prob told the lowlifes to open fire on civilians if shit got out of hand, collateral damage will get her out of his hair permanently

other thoughts

tim riggins is getting kinda corny, hope they right that ship soon

vince vaughn & his wife seem like they are in a funny or die parody sketch

i really do kinda like this show, but i want to say to nicky pizza, did you ever say *any* of this dialogue out loud to yourself when you were writing it? it's like a mail-order "Write Noir Like A Pro"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link

"with friends like these" argh argh argh

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 13 July 2015 06:15 (eight years ago) link

Another parallel - that photo that McAdams' dad had of all the older generation of corrupt fucks hanging out on the beach along with teenaged Mayor McBooze, etc. - the equivalent to the five-guys-on-horses photo from Season 1.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 13 July 2015 12:23 (eight years ago) link

felt that way even if it's not. but it probably is.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 13 July 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

Well, it feels like part 1 just ended, the false solution, the end of their "official" relationships with each other.

The discussion about Ray's aura was funny. I recommend looking up what a green and black aura signifies, it's interesting!

Ray's dad talking about "trees like giants" and the last shots of the opening credits make me think this is gonna play out in Northern California.

ryan, Monday, 13 July 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Was thinking more about Vaughn's character, as I am wont to do, and I realize that one of his more interesting tics--that reflexive "right thinking" concern for decorum stuff he says (I don't want any kids getting snake-bit, what kinda way is that to greet the world)--is itself something of a put on, his idea of what an "upstanding" citizen might think or say.

ryan, Monday, 13 July 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

like, Ray is a great character imo because he's totally himself, everything he says and does issues from a solid inner state that is not exactly definable but easy to feel. Frank is just totally lost, a vacuum in the place of a person.

ryan, Monday, 13 July 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link

btw I appreciated both the excitement of the shootout and the palpable fear and dismay of the characters during it.

ryan, Monday, 13 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

"what kinda way is that to greet the world" is one of the best lines ever shouted on television.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

Given Farrell losing the mustache, I wonder if this is going to jump ahead in time next week: cased closed, until THREE YEARS LATER.

... (Eazy), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

Also, awaiting the bar singer to get taken out mid-song with a single shot. Talk, talk, BLAM, talk talk.

... (Eazy), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

needed michael mann on that shootout. yeah it was coherent but that should be the basics of any action scene, not a plus. lacked anything distinctive in pacing or staging and tension. imo the raid on the porn-house early in episode 1, brief as it was, was much more distinct and deftly handled (especially opening with that wide aerial shot of a half dozen bodies rapidly converging at the front of the house). this felt identifiable as the seasons centrepiece because it was bloated, not because it was memorable (events depicted aside).
i'm not an expert but you generally don't fire+move at the same time, it decreases your effectiveness at both. every cop in this scene was running and gunning simultaneously. Just kind of removed a lot of the believability from the scene for me, especially since this show always tries so hard to maintain its cops as hyper-competent with the violence-related aspects of their job, these guys were outed as amateurs as soon as the firing started.

thought farrell having to meet his kid in secret in the dark backyard was pretty lol, you know you've done well as a parent when you have to disappear into the trees after giving your son a gift. the actor playing the kid is nailing it with his permanent "?" expression whenever farrell's around.

also great call on northern california xp.

dutch_justice, Monday, 13 July 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

colin farrell jr grows up to be the landscaper in "true detective season 1"

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 13 July 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

you know you've done well as a parent when you have to disappear into the trees after giving your son a gift.

loool the ninja cut was the best unintentionally funny part of the episode. He should've used that skill on the Raven-man and not his 11 year old son, however.

Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

loooool otm

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

I felt like it was a bit of a batman move.

Very chinatown moments, guy complaining about growing avocados.

dan selzer, Monday, 13 July 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link

xp lol yes

(also reminded of adam kesher staring after disappeared cowboy)

drash, Monday, 13 July 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link

xp yep homer in the shrub was my exact thought when I saw that scene, ahaha

franny glasshole (franny glass), Monday, 13 July 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

the freeze frame seriously cracked me up

Number None, Monday, 13 July 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link

also this week in Vince Vaughn's thesaurus adventures

"You know the word louche"?

Number None, Monday, 13 July 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

at first i thought he said luge

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

Given Farrell losing the mustache, I wonder if this is going to jump ahead in time next week: cased closed, until THREE YEARS LATER.

― ... (Eazy), Monday, July 13, 2015 11:04 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah prob mcadams wearing a uniform saying u really think we closed the case

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link

btw ive learned from all the police misbehavior in the news that if ur a cop under investigation for police rules violations not law breaking just resign the case will be dropped and you can get a job at a diff department

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

shrub homer was basically all i enjoyed about this ep

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

finally watched the first ep of this

it was boooooooooring

i just wanted to watch some dang ol teevee

now it seems like WORK to keep going

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link

Skip to ep 4

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

what kind of a way to watch a show is that

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link

idk

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

It's like Nick PazzLMAO has a really good 120 minute story this season, about Ray, Frank and Ani and the immediate case, but then he has to pad it out with stories concerning Paul and all these domestic subplots (the first season had Marty's marriage as padding, too) as filler to get to his contract-promised eight scripts.

The fake out ending to episode two and the shoot out from episode 4 are both red herrings.

He should just make movies or get the show down to 4 episodes as a miniseries.

Cunga, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

is what what what is

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 05:22 (eight years ago) link

i'm finally coming around to vince vaughn i think

but it might be because he was playing the fast talking tough guy con man the whole ep

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

i lol'd the scene in the car where colin is like *gestures to glove compartment* "take your cure" [glove compartment opens to reveal PRESCRIPTION DRUGS and CIGARETTES and A SMALL BOTTLE OF VODKA]

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

you don't have those in your glove compartment? smh

about vaughn: i thought so too. helps that there were signs of life in his relationship with the redhead--there's been a funereal atmosphere with them for the most part.

it was really interesting watching ray trying to talk someone off the ledge.

i wish they'd let Ani at least laugh or smile at a joke someone makes...or maybe that will happen later and it'll be a big moment or something.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

it kinda read as like THE ART OF MANLINESS GUIDE TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

probably calling it 'cure' was what put it over hte top for me

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

i did think 2 and 3 got more watchable - bit more verve in the writing.

not sure i buy that vaughn is miscast.

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

vaughan, to frank's point in the last episode, is getting better as he gets worse.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

so pissed already if there's going to be a time jump tho

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

i lol'd the scene in the car where colin is like *gestures to glove compartment* "take your cure" [glove compartment opens to reveal PRESCRIPTION DRUGS and CIGARETTES and A SMALL BOTTLE OF VODKA]

― 龜, Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:47 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like this was an apt symbol for the whole shows desire to include every possible genre cliche in every scene, think there was a weed pipe in there too lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link

it was nice of farrell to let the production borrow his actual car and glove compartment for the scene, v charitable of him

hopefully the jump will only be a month or so a la the gaps between many mad men episodes, because that would make sense, anything beyond that would be disappointing for sure though

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1Ru0ELK.png

niice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

tums, weed, weed pipe, pills, butts, vodka

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

glad ray got a new car, a dodge charger suits him.

would have been funny to include a scene over the credits of him stocking the car.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

when he saw the car burning he was totally thinking abt losing his sweet glove compartment stash

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

there are all kinds of traumas.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

tums is a perfect touch.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

like, you know that's already in every detective's glove compartment.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

velcoro has all the bad habits

agree re vaughn
like, formality in way he delivers lines (prob most 'difficult' dialogue to say convincingly) is interesting rather than bad performance
lol at ominous sugar/cavity/teeth metaphors

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

btw let me note for the record

those moments, they stare back at you
you don’t remember them, they remember you
turn around, there they are, staring

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

english teacher me needs to point out that papa fred ward was sitting in same place of the bar that vaughn always sits.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

Sometimes your worst performance is your best performance.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

lol

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

i dont know how to be in this world
look out the window look at me no one does

p good insight tbh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

also ray is an american spirits man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

xps yes, that corroborated yr good observation upthread re father/son dynamic bw semyon & velcoro

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

p good insight tbh

ray was pretty good dad to paul there

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

"no one knows how to be in the world" feels like predominant theme of the season so far, really. that and your parents will fuck you up, but that's ok because everyone is fucked up.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

ya, tho he cldve stood to add something abt how being gay was okay cause its surly just as miserable as being striaght

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

what year is it even when ray has his mustache

like 2004?

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

wasn't the line really 'I don't know how to be out in this world'? It was about being gay, which went right past the great detective Ray 'Columbo' Velcoro.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

no i think that was only part of it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

what year is it even when ray has his mustache

like 2004?

Bar singer then is part of the Jolie Holland / Cat Power scene.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Oh, wait, Taylor K's starlet story is on TMZ on a tablet in the first ep, so it's now-ish.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

"i just don’t know how to be out in the world, man"

if it was just about being gay, that wd be really bad line

it's also about, among other things,
being out of the military
being out of yr own head
being out of yr mother's womb

drash, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Oh, wait, Taylor K's starlet story is on TMZ on a tablet in the first ep, so it's now-ish.

― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:37 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sometime in the last ~5 years

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

on a tablet in the first ep, so it's now-ish.

haha then what's with the 'porn?! through the computeR??!' feel of whassername's initial scenes rousting her sister

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

feel like not knowing that there are houses full of girls live camming is reasonable, also she was flustered cause she was expecting to find a bordello

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

It's funny to think of all of these characters taking Facebook breaks, adding each other as friends as their relationships deepen.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

your relationship sets you.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Could you explain what "turns" is to a non American?

I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

Tums? It's an antacid

Number None, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

"whatever the fuck they call MDMA these days"

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

that + the vaping jokes makes pizzalata seem like an out of touch and bitter old lol

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

i enjoyed the "molly" joke lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

season 3 should def have more olds as principal characters.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

hes i refuse to say "molly"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

it will always be X to him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

E if he were a lil younger

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

i wasn't really paying attention but vince sure did talk a lot about teeth am i right? was all of it just about pulling the guy's teeth out in the last ep or was it other teeth stuff

, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

what is teeth supposed to mean to jung or whoever, fear of aging?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

o yeah rite that's why i was asking mainly, the e-cig, like, the entire rest of the show seems to be set more than (at LEAST) a decade behind so it didn't really make sense to me, like was she supposed to be a vanguard vaper or something

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

maybe, those e-cigs def showed up a while before the hardcore vaping devices/culture

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

can someone do a series of image macros with screenshots + fortune cookie nicky pizza dialogue

pleeeeeeze

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

everybody itt getting complicatedly pro-vaughan way too fast
the teeth thing was weirdly embedded in this, & it was too flat to really have any kind of totemic power, & kinda flat because of vaughan imo

hey i was wondering, does this show have one editor? i think i don't understand what it means for three people to direct it. i liked everybody standing around just kinda fucked after the shoot out, but even that could have felt comparatively acute in someone else's hands, i think

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

also hey ban nic pizzolatto from writing ethnically-inflected criminal dialogue; vaughan muscling off against like broadbrush italians or russians or w/e is so hard to watch

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

i liked the last few shots a lot...paul especially remaining vigilant, gun up and ready in both hands--vigilant as he is clearly in all aspects of life, but finally with an object. the other two reacting to the trauma that he has already absorbed.

ryan, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

everybody itt getting complicatedly pro-vaughan way too fast

still just a few rogue loons, no?

he's terrible

Number None, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

I thought Vaughn may have been dealing with Armenians, or Greeks, too.

Cunga, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

turks rite?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link

turkish coffee in a pastry shop suggests turks
I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A CAVITY
do you floss a lot
yes actually and i use a water pik
do those things really work
oh definitely, but you have to be consistent

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

parted ways with vaughn there, turkish coffee is delicious & you sir are RONG

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

i dont know how to be in this world
look out the window look at me no one does

p good insight tbh

nah it was another stroke of bullshit used to paint pizollatto's (overstuffed and now stale) portrait of nihilistic sprawl, where every life is a dead end.
like the EPA guy in this ep who explains the dire situation of the water tables to a bemused farrell and mcadams is the first person to show up this season who hasn't been directed to act as if his soul was missing and that the resulting vacuum causes vibrations of pain and torment to emanate out to the world through his every gaze and expression.

every bit of pithy hard-assed realistic wisdom vaughn's character dishes out is enticing but empty of any real insight. with cole last season it felt less out of place because it was closely tied to the character and less a reflection of his surroundings, but vaughn's lines and the one-note desperation of every character here pretty much encapsulate the meaninglessness of this seasons attempts at profound insight into our condition or w/e.

happy ppl be happening everywhere outside my car window, smiling with the day

dutch_justice, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

ur another stroke of bullshit used to paint pizollatto's (overstuffed and now stale) portrait of nihilistic sprawl

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

sounds painful

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link

Can you imagine Ray taking his redheaded son to Disneyland. He'd try to show him a good time and lighten up but you can picture the yelling.

Cunga, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

that shd be an entire ep tbf

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

"sir your son isn't tall enough for this ride"
*removes knuckle dusters from jacket pocket* "you like to bully kids, ass?"

dutch_justice, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Ray's dad talking about "trees like giants" and the last shots of the opening credits make me think this is gonna play out in Northern California.

Ani's sister said the hooker parties were up north.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link

the childhood commune too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link

The one thing I ask of this show is at some point in the season Ray says something insightful and someone turns to him and says, meaningfully, "True, detective."

happy ppl be happening everywhere outside my car window, smiling with the day

I gotta move to where you are.

ryan, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 00:57 (eight years ago) link

Ani's sister said the hooker parties were up north.

― franny glasshole (franny glass), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 8:32 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the childhood commune too

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 14, 2015 8:33 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if they're......the same thing

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link

was listening to some pod about this while trying to work and they were advancing the position that this was a rushed/troubled production which is feeling otm

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link

oh that definitely makes sense

ryan, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

what if they're......the same thing

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, July 14, 2015 9:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sick ass commune

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

"Wait a minute...that was_our_commune... *punches floor*...maniacs" - Ani

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link

I don't mean to detail or hijack the thread, but I have to point that some of you, your auras are some of the largest I've ever seen. I know we don't use a karma or point system on this board, but if we did it would be off the charts.

Carry on.

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link

That part about adoption being the taking of someone else's pain was so bad

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

that + the vaping jokes makes pizzalata seem like an out of touch and bitter old lol

― 龜, Tuesday, July 14, 2015 4:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he seems like a weird old virgin imo

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link

seriously tho I got college drama production vibes from that scene

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

I don't know how anyone can blame Vinny Vaughn for what goes on here because every scene is just him asking people for money lol

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

with cole last season it felt less out of place because it was closely tied to the character and less a reflection of his surroundings, but vaughn's lines and the one-note desperation of every character

yeah it is true that one reason why vaughn is so jarring is that the disconnect between college nihlist and fast talking conman is so wide

like one of the aspects of being a good conman is believing in your own lies so to have him openly question himself in front of his wife is p weird

, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link

I wish I'd had a nice chill posi one night stand like waffle guy

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

lol
yes so far this show is ‘bad’ (in sense of not really working)
but it’s so in weird interesting way, which i enjoy criticizing, but also for which i can’t help feeling some affection
it's at once overly obvious & opaque
glimpse the potential/ intention/ ambition; witness the floundering, foundering
like, feel some kinda kinship with/ understanding of its flaws
failson season

drash, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link

otm

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

kinda feel like 'my money is gone i must race around town shaking down all my old sources of income' sets the pace WAY too fast for the one the general mood of the show seems to project

like, dude must have seen zodiac, why isn't this multi-jurisdictional case meandering around for months of bleak inaction

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

well pacing in general has been a massive problem

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

swear i'm not trolling but of acting, scripting, plotting, direction; which would you say is the best
i would cautiously go with acting i guess but i'm not enjoying the acting

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:24 (eight years ago) link

acting, even its just for farrell & the mayor

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link

i liked it when colin farrell cried about his shitty life

and when vince vaughn beat up that guy, was that acting

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

swear i'm not trolling but of acting, scripting, plotting, direction; which would you say is the best
i would cautiously go with acting i guess but i'm not enjoying the acting
--you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu)

acting, followed by plotting and mood (I understand why the mood is disliked but I dunno I get it)

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

the premise (before the padding out), mood and themes are all cool beans to me. A lot of it has not been executed as well as it was last season, and I blame that on the rushed script and (from what we've heard here) production.

It's the bloated second album that's still fascinating though it's on pace to shipwreck, as we discussed earlier

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link

Art department and locations are great. We'll cast. Disagreement about leads but look at redhead, redhead boy, Rick Springfield, mayor's son, Paul's lover.

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

Lil redhead girl that dates vince vaughn

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

shes purty

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

FUCK YOU grill guy was good in a cliche role.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

^^ reading that sentence makes me want a FUCK YOU apron.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

you isn't the was that you was or whatever

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

redhead? u guys are drunk or something, she is sleepwalking through this whole thing

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

xanax probably

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link

Redhead girl I just didn't want to leave out of the redhead triangle we listed.

Wait...triangle...Bermuda triangle...disappear...missing girl...girl gone...gone girl...affleck...divorce...jennifer garner...james garner...detective rockford...rockford files

ROCKFORD FILES, it's the missing link

Cunga, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 05:15 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure there won't be a time jump but ep 5 will start right where we left off with all the true d's still standing around breathing heavy and looking at each other, then velcro's mustache falls off and the d's have a good lol and grow closer as a team

Lie Bot (fireland), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link

warp drive gonna hit a wormhole

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 07:20 (eight years ago) link

i recognise that this is not as good as last year but i think i'm enjoying it more. loved the shot of ani and ray walking out of ani's dads place with their hands in their pockets talking about ray's aura. or maybe i just like any shot of mcadams in jeans.

also enjoyed ray's/nick p's contempt of journalists. rather be first and wrong or second and right or smthg along those lines

pandemic, Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

the aura thing ruled, i always love that actor and never know his name. he usually plays bad cops.

i'm kinda into vaughn now tbh, he's terrible in this kind of groundbreaking way.

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

david morse, yea hes good. I recently watched 'the crossing guard', he eerily looks like david foster Wallace in it not a good movie tho

johnny crunch, Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

Vaughn's terrible in a kind of show-breaking way

DG, Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

yeah but that's based on the premise that this is a good show that is being broken by vaughn. i'm of the opinion that it's a weirdly compelling bad show that's made more so by my appreciate for vaughn's weird wooden flights of despair and high school play king lear alternating with wisecracking tuff guy shit

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

true, it would probably just be in boringly incompetent territory if it wasn't for Vaughn's character (writing and performance)

he definitely takes it to a fascinatingly horrible place

Number None, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link

Not convinced his ineptitude is that fascinating tbh guys

DG, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link

^^sounds like a guy that's had a cavity smh

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

I’ve never lost a tooth… never even had a fuckin cavity

DG, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

i admit i kind of liked that line

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

i said upthread that this show would have to get pretty damn bad before I stopped enjoying it..and it's really far from that status.

there really is something fascinating about it...watching the actors try to cope with difficult material, to varying degrees of success. i quite enjoy the over the top pulpy dialogue and the genre signifiers which appear as if big flashing neon signs. i like the fact that there is nary a person in the whole show who seems to have their shit together. i enjoy the pace and mood of it.

i dont like the pedestrian direction, and i dont like how the story feels like a first draft. it's either somehow too focused or not focused enough.

have no idea how this will play out, but at this point it almost feels like this last episode should have happened sooner. i feel like the story just started. im curious to what degree those of us who have had patience and affection for the show to this point will be rewarded in these last 4 eps or if it's just gonna continue in this vaguely enjoyable way.

ryan, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link

granted there are flashes of a *much* better show here and there and that's certainly part of its fascination.

ryan, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link

high school play king lear alternating with wisecracking tuff guy shit

in love with ^

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link

Jacobin usually makes me want to jam a fork in my eye but that was surprisingly agreeable

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that was great

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 July 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

I think she goes a bit too far in arguing that the end of season 1 overturns all of rust's monologues. I don't think it has to be a zero sum game. as a professor of mine used to say, "all the evidence is on the side of the nihilists, but then what?"

still enjoyed that and nice to see some good criticism out there!

ryan, Saturday, 18 July 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

not clear to me that the last thing that happens in a tv show is the thing that determines what it all means

j., Saturday, 18 July 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah that was a bit of a stretch for me

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

david morse, yea hes good. I recently watched 'the crossing guard', he eerily looks like david foster Wallace in it not a good movie tho

― johnny crunch, Thursday, July 16, 2015 9:51 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

weird, i was just coming here to say that morse would have been so much better as DFW than segel in that DFW movie, age difference immaterial...something about the vibe he's putting out in this role made me think of him especially.

slam dunk, Saturday, 18 July 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link

the vibe in crossing guard kinda fits too, like i could picture wallace @ that party he goes to after getting out of prison & the relaish w robin wright

johnny crunch, Sunday, 19 July 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

hey when taylor and drunk detective were in the pawn shop and they're comparing watches to the photo, the one that they're like "yeah this is it" is totally not the same watch, right? there's writing on the face of one and not the other. but then later they're like "this dudes prints were all over it!" is it supposed to be a setup or otherwise shady, or am i seeing that shot wrong, or is it just this show being stupid?

adam, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

http://imgur.com/0qI785Q

adam, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0qI785Q.png rather

adam, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

same watch, different lighting

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

is that a shadow above the 6 that i'm seeing as text? sorry for low res

adam, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I see a second line of text too.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

totally not the same watch

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

cursory research suggests it's a cartier ballon bleu (kate middleton wears one). in the picture the line of text below the hands says "automatic" and every self-winding version of the watch seems to have this. the watch in the shot is either a knockoff or (more likely) a quartz version, which of course would not have "automatic" printed on it.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

basically propmaster not a watch guy (or gal)

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

little continuity problems like this support the theory that production was rushed

as does the failure to re-write 90% of Vaughn's dialogue ... I think he's doing pretty well considering how many of his lines are flat-out ridiculous

Brad C., Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

^^ "the visit from the stork"

franny glasshole (franny glass), Monday, 20 July 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

your compensatory projection of menace is a guarantor of its lack

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 July 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link

poor rick springfield

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

episode 5 of 8, and we finally have a ballgame

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

we're getting set up for a McAdams pregnancy, right?

it me, Monday, 20 July 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

ok what

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

no

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

so far she's the only one without an explicit fertility storyline

it me, Monday, 20 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link

...

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:18 (eight years ago) link

aaaaanyway i like that farrell's finally figured out he has beef with vaughn

poor rick springfield

seriously with that sad goddamn bar & cowboy junkie, i swear if i didnt kinda like this show THAT would make me hate it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:22 (eight years ago) link

this season really is all about the teeth huh

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:23 (eight years ago) link

lol yeah

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

tooth detective

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

tim riggins calling his mom a cooze was like a real "You had me until" scene

the shit that comes outta their mouths sometimes i mean

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:27 (eight years ago) link

three different people posted this on FB today:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ6BtGvW8AArJnC.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

oh what a surprise. everyone here still hates the show. good to know thanks guys.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:55 (eight years ago) link

mustache has migrated upward, begun mitosis

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 06:16 (eight years ago) link

no i liked this episode. felt like we're finally going somewhere. just, the script could have used a few more drafts before they started shooting. and ian mcshane as frank.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 06:19 (eight years ago) link

someone says "in this economy?" in this episode

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 20 July 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link

"flatulent, too," too

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link

it's like blue balls in your heart

drash, Monday, 20 July 2015 07:04 (eight years ago) link

my powers of influence are so meager in this sublunar world of ours

drash, Monday, 20 July 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link

this episode was exactly as bad as all the other ones

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 20 July 2015 08:25 (eight years ago) link

ray went and had himself a bud white moment against dr. pitlor huh

velcoro pharmacy & provisions (slothroprhymes), Monday, 20 July 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link

tim riggins calling his mom a cooze was like a real "You had me until" scene

Hidden backstory for that character: He was raised in a cardboard box and learned English from 20-year-old issues of Hustler.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 20 July 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

Dramatic switch from e-cigs to real ones :O

Also bizarre True Detective / Silicon Valley crossover scene

DG, Monday, 20 July 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link

i like how in the last episode they introduced the mysteriously poisoned land and then in this episode vince vaughan was like "oh yeah lol i poisoned that land"

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link

The poisoned land was actually the very first thing introduced. First shot of season was land with flags on it. Which is probably the only sorta subtle thing they've done all year.

I feel like a lot of plot fell into place this episode. Good thing is, we know from last year, once the detectives figure out the shape of the crime, nothing of interest will happen afterwards!

Frederik B, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah you're right they've been showing it throughout but i think last episode ray and ani drove up there and talked to the ranger guy about it

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, def. I just kinda liked that opening shot, and that they brought it back. And since there's not a lot to like this season, I wanted to mention it.

Frederik B, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

it was a cool shot, def

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link

I liked the getting the band back together scene. (Also love seeing Brianna Barksdale again.)

it's like blue balls in your heart

― drash, Monday, July 20, 2015 3:04 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nic pizzolatto needs to have his writing license revoked writing like this is against the law

lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

That was my favorite line in the episode! Maybe in the season to date.

Stay true to yr muse, Nic.

sry bud i dont make the laws i just talk abt them online

lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

no that was the worst

a (waterface), Monday, 20 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

like i threw up in my heart when i heard that

a (waterface), Monday, 20 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

and I said "looooooooosing love
is like blue balls in your heart"

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

"You hang around with pimps....you get pimpish results"

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

blue balls terrible, sublunar acceptably milchisch

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

Pizzolatto needs to try reading his dialogue aloud before handing it to the cast

or maybe he does and that's actually the way he talks so it sounds fine to him

Brad C., Monday, 20 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

pizz has replaced the surreality of the supernatural elements of s1 with ppl not speaking like human beings. it certainly creates an effective sense of dislocation.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

The pièce de résistance, of course, is Frank's grand declaration of frustration to Ray. "The enemy won't reveal itself, Raymond," he says, like a summer-stock Pacino in Godfather III. "Stymies my retribution. It's like, uh, blue balls in your heart." Blue balls in your heart, people. Blue. Balls. In. Your. Heart. Look, a simile makes connections in order to uncover meaning, not overwhelm it; "blue balls in your heart" does nothing to explain the unique rage of delayed revenge except bury it under a mountain of "Wait…what the hell did he just say?" It's enough to give you, uh, jock itch in your brain.

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/recaps/true-detective-recap-blue-balls-in-your-heart-20150719

"You hang around with pimps....you get pimpish results"

― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, July 20, 2015 11:15 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i love the mayor and his defense of power naps

lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

vaughn and the mayor should have switched roles, maybe. or just have that guy playing every role, maybe. he's incredible.

need to watch this ep again. i liked it. NP is either really weird or attempting some consciously stylized dialogue of a type i dont think ive ever seen before. (maybe both)

there was some real strong stuff here imo. farrell wordlessly communicating an entire mental breakdown was impressive.

ryan, Monday, 20 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

imo the blue balls line was much more fitting vaughn's character than that 'louche' nonsense or frankly (heh) half the dialogue he's tried to carry off this season. hed be better off trying to hold up terrible similes than being the deep introspective guy this season

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 20 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

ryan have you seen deadwood Y/N?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

N but that's obviously something i need to rectify.

ryan, Monday, 20 July 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

oh man it is so good

lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

yeah deadwood's your precedent for the stylized dialogue but it really really works. last few episodes of the first season legit shakespearean iirc.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

or, yknow, nypd blue

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

which is still out of nicky pizza's range apparently

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

I found a lot of deadwood dialogue to be really hamfisted and silly, very "LOOK! I AM SWEARING IN THE OLD WEST!" but I gave up on that show somewhere toward the end of s1

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 July 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

or, yknow, nypd blue

― j., Monday, July 20, 2015

deadwood's on a different level but "we gotta initiate preemptive stink" is immortal

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

im sure Deadwood is a much better show, but part of what im talking about is the way the dialogue constantly holds you up...i want to find a word similar to "anachronism" for stuff like the blue balls line or when vaughn starts talking about warp drives. all of the sudden the language becomes not this thing that flows over you prettily but something you have to sorta deal with. it's rare to watch a TV that so insists on you noticing its use of language.

obviously this could just be plain old *bad writing* (i can't always tell the difference too well tbh) but i have to admit a lot of those lines stick in my head, though the batting average is far from being what you'd want.

ryan, Monday, 20 July 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

s1 was his first big break, right?

it seems the discipline of a network show really would have made a difference, if not here then in longer-term improvement over his control over voice, etc.

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

farrell wordlessly communicating an entire mental breakdown was impressive.

― ryan, Monday, July 20, 2015 12:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea this was good, im sure it must be .gif'd by now

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

that was such a great moment, and capping it with that great wide shot of him silhouetted against the smog cityscape

honestly i liked this ep a lot! but that doesnt nec. forgive the clunkers

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

^^ exactly

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link

sometimes the hyper-stylized dialogue works, but more often it draws attention to itself and makes me think "No way that character would say those words" ... I agree it's intentional, but I'm baffled by what the intention might be

otherwise I like the writing fine -- interesting characters and settings, good scenes, energetic pacing, reasonably coherent and intriguing development of the mystery -- which makes the deliberately wooden/abstract dialogue seem even stranger

complaints aside, I'm sort of enjoying this season more than the previous, better season ... maybe the standard-issue cop show / Ellroy elements are a little more in my comfort zone, or I'm appreciating the elevated levels of ridiculousness

Brad C., Monday, 20 July 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

yeah I mean if this was a novel I'd probably enjoy it more tbh

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

Does anyone think it’s weird Vince Vaughn has a son named Vernon, the name of Cali town on which Vinci City is based?

fields of salmon, Monday, 20 July 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

i came, i saw, i acted to the best of my ability with this goddam script

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 July 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

this episode put me to sleep about 1/2 way through, did I miss anything?

akm, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

kinda

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

that thing you suspected about the other thing... yeah, you were right.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

it changes everything

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

this episode put me to sleep about 1/2 way through, did I miss anything?

― akm, Monday, July 20, 2015 3:20 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i fell asleep watching it too, started reading the thread and was all what the heck then remember falling asleep and finished it

lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

s1 was his first big break, right?

it seems the discipline of a network show really would have made a difference, if not here then in longer-term improvement over his control over voice, etc.

― j., Monday, July 20, 2015 5:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

He worked on S1 of The Killing and and had some involvement with Magic City also (think he might have left that suddenly when he sold TD)

Number None, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

Third person to fall asleep halfway thru last night's ep

Cunga, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

the killing, is that an argument in favor of his seasoned skill or no

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

I've never seen it, but he co-wrote the first season finale that everyone went mental over

so idk

Number None, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link

i really don't think ppl can blame nic pizza for the catastrophic garbage-fire failure of the killing given how frequently that was attributed to that show's creator (er, developer)

in retrospect was a not-terrible cliffhanger compared to how bad the final result ended up being

slothroprhymes, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

turd detective

fields of salmon, Monday, 20 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

someone could make a really good 120-160 minute movie-cut of this season when it's over.

Cunga, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

Just the Caspar dude's death and then the Mexican shootout 45 minutes in and then Northern California at 60 minutes and then jump to the final confrontation, of what we have left, and ride that out.

Good movie. No backstories, Paul, bad VV dialogue and subplots. Vague allusions to all those things only.

Cunga, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

sometimes reading a thread about a show you're not watching is like being a king, beaming as your foodtasters colorfully debate whether they're being poisoned or not. this is one of those times.

my only hope is that this ends with everyone either wildly enthusiastic or loudly nauseated. it's only sad when these things end quietly, without fanfare.

da croupier, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

ladies & gentlemens, we have Guerneville

(been looking forward to it tbh, hopefully shit gets real weird)

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

vince vaughan has such an unnuanced frown
like just such a one dimensional glower
he's like the opposite of montgomery clift

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link

sometimes reading a thread about a show you're not watching is like being a king, beaming as your foodtasters colorfully debate whether they're being poisoned or not.

lol

Cunga, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

wait croup u gave up on this too? I was feelin weird still reading this thread myself

Οὖτις, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:34 (eight years ago) link

redhead giving me young mary steenbergen on a fuckload of booze & xanax

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

dramatically this whole thing has such a community-theatre-prohibition-era-musical vibe, like dastardly mobsters in bright costumes, heavy lidded dames, unbearably wooden tough talk &c

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

VERY powerful scene between taylor kitsch & his mom

otoh, frank & his redhead had couples breakthrough, aw
even brought tear to anti-clift face

drash, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

wait croup u gave up on this too? I was feelin weird still reading this thread myself

i couldn't even bring myself to start episode 2. but nothing's stopping from doing it in a few months after all the "so, so worth it" thinkpieces

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link

though i have a feeling the tone will be more "there are worse things i could have done with those 8 hours"

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link

This season would be a lot more fun to knock out in two four-hour blocks over a weekend. Pizza in hand.

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

i watched the first season 2 episodes a night for four nights and it was pretty great

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

there was some real strong stuff here imo. farrell wordlessly communicating an entire mental breakdown was impressive.

― ryan, Monday, July 20, 2015 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think Farrell has been spot on all season and at times it's made me sad we'll never get Miami Vice 2.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

which is a movie, now that I think of it, that has some pizzolatto-level lines

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

the first one I mean

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

"I'm a fiend for mojitos."
"Let's take it to the limit one more time."
"Time is luck."

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

the miami vice movie is way underrated because colin farrell was so zingable at the time at came out that ppl couldn't resist and he prob could've had an olivier level performance and still received the same criticisms

(not to mention it's flawed for various reasons but still a pretty solid, better than it ought to be pulp crime flick)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link

*time it came out

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:06 (eight years ago) link

I love Farrell, he's great in everything even if it's flawed. I loved The New World & Miami Vice

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link

a kind of half-funny, half-lame, late 90s internet/Leno gag would be to show Ani going going undercover with the girls to the sex party and it turns out they're all just going to film a new season of ABC's The Bachelor.

Cunga, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link

I love Farrell, he's great in everything even if it's flawed. I loved The New World & Miami Vice

yeah i've always thought this, even when the consensus was that he sucked. he's outstanding in the new world. can do the soulful puppy dog ryan gosling thing well too so i never understood why he didnt have that career. there's a great scene a few episodes back when he's talking to the waitress and his whole demeanor just softens and it's great.

ryan, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

in fact, thinking about it he's probably given the best male lead performance in any of malick's post thin red line movies (too many great performances in that one to really compare).

hoping that this show, failure or not, gets him some worthy roles.

ryan, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link

he's also the best argument in favor of the writing because he totally sells even his crazy lines.

ryan, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

otm

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

harrelson & mcconaughey too

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

yeah lets be honest those three actors are def a step above the vaugn/kitch/mcadams level. which isn't to say any of them have been particularly bad. it's just work to sell this shit.

Heez, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 04:14 (eight years ago) link

takes more than a pretty face

(sorry tim riggins ilu)

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

i am a farrell fan especially en bruges but some of these lines have tumbled out like he opened his mouth and it was full of pebbles, he hasnt come close to touching harrelson & mcconaughey, tho some of that no doubt has to do with the show just being altogether worse, but regardless theres no way he cld do what they did

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 07:42 (eight years ago) link

Farrell getting better as season goes on

Miami Vice is a great movie

calstars, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link

i mean, mcaughnaheyhey had a setup where he could just dig in for long stretches in the interrogation scenes

and marty was cohle's straight man, that show basically had a cop-show-partners structure for long stretches

gives actors + viewers a lot to get a feel for the characters + writing sensibility with

now we get farrell talking into a voice recorder, mcadams liking big dicks, etc.

vaughn's had some of the most extended / repeated scenes w/ his gangster moll steenburgen

j., Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

"hey i've just pulled a guy's teeth out with a pliers, let's watch netflix!"

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

that show basically had a cop-show-partners structure for long stretches

yeah despite allegations of plagiarism and whatnot i thought the first season showed a real writerly competence in the plot construction and how it mediated our relationships to the characters...like whatever else you could say about it, it seemed very much in control of what it was trying to do. this time everything feels a bit out to sea. which is...odd.

ryan, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

not that odd. this time it was cranked out in a relative hurry.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

right. if that's true it makes total sense. i can only imagine the first draft of season one was pretty one-note and morose as well.

ryan, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i caught a few moments of wire-ish transitioning from scene to scene in the last ep, i wondered if maybe he had been trying to go for more of a sweep-of-the-narrative-tapestry something-or-other this time out, only w/o the deep feel for narrative that the wire guys had

j., Tuesday, 21 July 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

i need to rewatch deadwood; haven't seen it since it first aired but by god it was fucking glorious
this half though monstrosity is a pimple on deadwood's ass but it's still stupidly watchable. can't imagine coming back for s3 unless they switch writers or get a knockout cast tho'

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

Best Supporting Actor nod to Farrell's chewing gum

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

that really is an incredible moment xp.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

i like the looking behind him

j., Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

I can almost feel the blue balls in his heart

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

hes so much cooler w out the stache

Spottie, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

i miss the stache

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

would watch a tv show called Ma$e-en-scène

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

I can almost feel the blue balls in his heart

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 2:54 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tru

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link

corpulent. scent of bourbon. flatulent.

really hope this was the character note they sent out to casting directors.

pandemic, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

still really enjoying this. macadams in her sexual harassment seminar. "no, let her speak" etc

pandemic, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

"no, let her speak" etc

^^that was really funny

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

have the feeling we might see her carve up some people with knives shortly
and possibly being brutalized while undercover
likely both

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

because what this show is lacking is an "i spit on your grave" subplot

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

eh, i think nic pizza for all his flaws is not interested in giving his critics that particular type of ammunition, and while that's not the greatest motivation to avoid that type of horrific story possibility (to say the least) i imagine it will prevent him from that type of major gaffe

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link

i do kinda want to see her carve some people up with knives tbh, ideally gross men, just not after being brutalized in an i spit on yr grave/exploitation-revenge-flick way obviously

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

the previews are certainly trolling that direction

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

right yea she's def gonna go in and try to get propositioned or w/e and then hopefully start slicing some ankles a la the bride

i'm guessing that this ep will def have the orgy scene that was alluded to in various news items that came from the set during shooting

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

that'll liven things up

ryan, Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link

longhaired david morse spiritually leading an orgy

j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link

feelin auras

a (waterface), Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

if i could have given pizzolatto script notes i would have said: lose the paul character (unless he pays off big somehow), make Frank in his 60s (to the extent that trying to have a kid seems like a sad stab at extending his youth/life), and way more of the new age cult stuff.

and sprinkle orgies around liberally.

ryan, Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

who's paul

tim riggins?

j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

yessir

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

shoulda made a whole thematic abt him tryin to be 'on the bike'

seems that was dropped

j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

A key line in the scene with his girlfriend and her mom was the mom saying "oh, no more bike for you."

Orgy scene needs Rick Springfield with an eyepatch and a cast on one arm.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

that's not enough bike

why can't we get the bike we deserve

j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

because we deserve /not/ to get it that's the whole point of the show

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

You'd think he would still be tempted to do more lights-off bike rides.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 23 July 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

from the latest grantland TV column:

The True Detective Drinking Game

Every time Lera Lynn sings: Drink

Every time Ray drinks: Drink

Every time Ray gets wet (off of any of his bad habits): Drink

Every time Ray refers to his son as “my boy”: Drink

Every time the show introduces a new judge/reporter/lieutenant/lawyer in a suit: Drink

Every time Rachel McAdams talks about penis girth or butt stuff: Vape

Every time Rachel McAdams pulls a boot-knife: Drink vape liquid

Every time a man hands a woman an envelope: Drink

Every time someone complains about or directly addresses “The Mexicans”: Beber

Every time a crook uses the vocabulary of a thirtysomething English major (e.g., “louche” or “apoplectic”): Imbibe

Every time Vince Vaughn changes the parameters of a deal: Drink

Every time Vince Vaughn changes the parameters of his expression: Drink

Every time Taylor Kitsch suddenly RAISES HIS VOICE TO EXPRESS PAIN: Cry

Every time Kelly Reilly drinks: Have a sip of water. Jesus. Take care of yourself.

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 July 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 July 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link

saw this today

http://i.imgur.com/tQPWwAi.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

http://adage.com/article/media/veteran-unscripted-shows-keeping-lights-tv-nets/299655/

As Ad Age reported earlier, scripted is faring little better. In fact, the highest rated summer scripted series on television is HBO's non-ad supported "True Detective," which is managing a 1.2 on Sunday nights. Top scripted broadcast honors are shared by Fox's "Wayward Pines" and CBS' "Zoo" and "Under the Dome," all of which are averaging a 1.1 in the 18-49 demo.

... (Eazy), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:03 (eight years ago) link

Every time a crook uses the vocabulary of a thirtysomething English major (e.g., “louche” or “apoplectic”): Imbibe

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

I didn't think apoplectic was that uncommon a word (it def is for a vaughn type unless we found out he aggressively self-educated), but then again I'm a writing major who's almost 30 :/

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link

not sure ive ever heard anyone say it in any way that approaches natural, ive read it a shit load of times

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I've never heard someone say apoplectic out loud

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

I think I said it in a meeting once to describe a client's state of extreme rage at the work they'd just received, but yea it's usually something I've read or written

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

incidentally, one of my favorite words

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

I say it all the time!

ryan, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

incidentally I now say "louche" too, thanks to this show.

ryan, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

fictional characters with unrealistically broad vocabularies is a good thing imo

ryan, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

i have 100% said apoplectic aloud multiple times but then again i am odious

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

The Internet was much kinder to the Sopranos characters who always fucked up the words and phrases they were trying to think of.

... (Eazy), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link

the best is when tony scoffs at melfis vocabulary then flubs trying to use it two eps later

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

I will never forget little carmine in the sopranos saying he was concerned about dysentery in the ranks

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link

I've always known louche as a word and what it meant but I was never 100 on whether it was loosh or lowsh

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link

oh shit which is it again?

ryan, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link

loosh it's french

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 July 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

literarily always thought it was lowsh luckily i wld never say it

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

<3 "louche"
always picture serge gainsbourg

drash, Friday, 24 July 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

Totally, they should just have a pic of Serge by the word in the dictionary

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 July 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link

Nah. Serge is "class".

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 24 July 2015 04:30 (eight years ago) link

Oh bull shit

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 July 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link

heh
'class' not what i think of with serge
but it's not inconsistent with certain spectrum of meaning of 'louche'
cf 'debauched'
also 'roué' and 'rake'

drash, Friday, 24 July 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link

Oueh

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 24 July 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

serge louche as heck

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

wait did someone say something negative about the Sopranos

cuz if so I'm about to get apoplectic in here

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

apoplectic is a fun word to say so I'll drop it whenever possible. see also poignant and inveterate

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link

Nah, just saying it makes for better communal watching and online zings if we're all laughing at a guy mess up words rather than use them correctly. xpost

... (Eazy), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

the malapropisms (another great word, let's all say it together) in Sopranos were def a running gag/recurring comment on the deeply ingrained stupidity of the main characters

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

whereas my impression from the two True Detective episodes I watched was that we are just supposed to take these tough guys' remarkable perspicacity at face value

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

so yeah I agree

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

something negative about the sopranos

jfc do you have an email alert set up

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

well that made me lol so, carry on

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 24 July 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

Featurette on the shootout, with Nic P. interviewed wearing sunglasses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwixL5KOx8Q

... (Eazy), Saturday, 25 July 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

with Nic P. interviewed wearing sunglasses

lol of course

drash, Saturday, 25 July 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link

dude is made of sunglasses & wilsons leather jackets

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 July 2015 03:54 (eight years ago) link

what kind of car does nick p drive i wonder

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Saturday, 25 July 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

like it has to be a black 67 mustang right

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Saturday, 25 July 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

If Dane Cook hosts SNL, he has to do a sketch playing Nic P.

... (Eazy), Saturday, 25 July 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link

it's...prob a midsize hybrid because he lives in suburban southern cali and has a kid xp

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 25 July 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

then again he prob imagines it's a gasguzzling chevy or mustang in the way that one pretends to be an airplane as a child sometimes u know

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 25 July 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKYHrkgUAAAIVZC.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 July 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

Clue!

Working on a television show is surprisingly intimate. You talk and argue and make up day after day. Such relationships usually end gradually—this one ended abruptly. I won’t go into too much detail, but let’s just say Nic slammed his hand on the table, then stormed out, vanishing in a cloud of expletives. I was on the porch a few minutes later when Nic screeched out of the lot in his beater, an angry man in a small car, the interior filled with his fury. That was in 2012, the day before yesterday.

... (Eazy), Saturday, 25 July 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link

like it has to be a black 67 mustang right

― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Saturday, July 25, 2015 12:08 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark

shelby roadster, british racing green

, Sunday, 26 July 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

a young man in jeans and a leather jacket smirked from the couch, saying, “I know you. We had a serious conversation once, in Indiana. We talked about God. Don’t you remember?”

dude

adam, Sunday, 26 July 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

i bet he drives a ford fiesta

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 July 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link

lol probably

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 06:36 (eight years ago) link

I have to say I've fallen head over heels for the lera lynn songs. particularly "it only takes one shot." just beautiful, that one

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 26 July 2015 06:37 (eight years ago) link

Remembered today that one of the names mentioned in the first casting rumors for this season was Benicio del Toro. Interesting to think of him playing Vaughn's character, making him more of a Stringer Bell trying to get into legit business with the old California families and getting screwed.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 26 July 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

maybe being unintelligible would help

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 July 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

kind of unbearable to have to contemplate how much more intriguing the guy would be played by b.d.t., like he is a guy you could watch gaze inscrutably from a hollywood hills window for forever without feeling impatient

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Sunday, 26 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

BdT would have given that wing of the story some serious emotional heft that Vaughn just isn't appropriate for. I would totally buy on with Vaughn's character as someone who could motormouth into power but really his wife is the one pulling the strings (thought Kelly Reilly was great in Above Suspicion). So I got to the rat cellar scene and oh no, they're going to make them do that? I guess all that old dialog was left in.

Anyway, gave up on the show until a couple days ago until I had a moment of inspiration best described as "420'ing it all in One Big Shot." I am now here in the thread, carry on.

Paulie's "You know, Sung Tizzoo! The Chinese Prince Matchabelli!" Is so singularly amazing, it needs to be in the Smithsonian.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:15 (eight years ago) link

fuck iPad copy/pasting.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

I agree Del Toro would have brought a lot more to the role, but he is only 48, which still feels way too young. Vaughn is only 45!

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 00:39 (eight years ago) link

i just looked up McConaughey's age, which is 45. Though of course he was playing much older in many key scenes...and he has a beautiful drawl, which goes a long way in carrying this dialogue. (Would have been fun to let Farrell play Irish, now that I think about it...)

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

ok, i am going to say that was actually pretty good the whole way through

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

"these contracts…..signatures all over them"

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

agreed. the John Adams was an inspired choice, xp

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

"these contracts…..signatures all over them"

― johnny crunch, Sunday, July 26, 2015 10:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i was waiting for the rest of this line for like a minute

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

i am willing to suspend disbelief and go w/paul not really "getting" contracts

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link

I thought that was exciting! like if Tom cruise escapes that mansion with the names of the illuminati.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link

it was exciting, agreed. when the floodlights went on i was like oh shit gotta get out of there. no clue who directed this one but that was a much better suspense scene than anything they've had so far.

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

Nic P. clearly pro-waterboarding for information.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link

Also would like to have seen a montage of Velcoro working off his bender to be a decent partner to the team, or else having Taylor K. keep having to wait for him to catch up and hide his hacking cough.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

i did feel like any bender i had ever gone on was put to shame by ray : /

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

I love ray's tragicomic sordidness.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

Episode KICKED ASS
Eyes wide shut vibes

calstars, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

totally, and i liked how it borrowed the kubrickian theme of the orgy itself being a kind of gateway to the unconscious, repressed memories, etc.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link

that and molly, obv

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

Needed Velcoro on his bender to take a sharpie and try to draw his mustache back on.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

and that shot of them speeding away in the dodge under that giant (red?) moon. such pulpy goodness!

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

"these contracts…..signatures all over them"

― johnny crunch, Sunday, July 26, 2015 10:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i was waiting for the rest of this line for like a minute

― call all destroyer, Sunday, July 26, 2015 10:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am willing to suspend disbelief and go w/paul not really "getting" contracts

― call all destroyer, Sunday, July 26, 2015 10:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol its also just like the bare minimalism dialogue style, it def started working more for me this ep

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

it was exciting, agreed. when the floodlights went on i was like oh shit gotta get out of there. no clue who directed this one but that was a much better suspense scene than anything they've had so far.
--call all destroyer

do you watch thrones? it was the dude who did the crazy ice battle scene in thrones most recently.

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

in terms of overall quality that might've been the best episode. the dialogue worked really well (in part bc they didn't assign vaughn any $10 words - he seemed to really fit in all his scenes) the scenes meant to be tense were wonderfully tense, all the performances were the best versions of what I hoped they'd be early on in the season

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

velcoro's cycle of indulgence and collapse and resignation was moving. the failson scenes were a little weird, but I mean, it's meant to seem awkward and uncomfortable and accomplished that goal.

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

ray's bender & that shuddering sob was farrell gold, so good & heartbreaking

the music tonight, the industrialish stuff & then the dreamy classical music in the house felt like i was watching some weird cross between Lost Highway & The Big Sleep

bezzarides flashbacks :( creeped me out man

gah so in

pulpy getaway was glorious

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link

the score in the final scenes was apparently from a Douglas Sirk movie.

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 07:03 (eight years ago) link

or should've been --

"misread a tweet." -</Paul voice>

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 07:05 (eight years ago) link

SPOILERS AND IDLE SPECULATION:

What may be setting up, as referenced a few weeks ago, is the Oedipus myth. In Julian Symon's history of crime novels, he points out how it's essentially the urtext. Something probably well known by PizzaLMAO

Roy Fuller has pointed out the similarities between the detective story and elements in the Oedipus myth, "the illustrious victim, the preliminary riddles, the incidental love interest, the gradual uncovering of the past, the unlikeliest criminal," and has suggested that it is "a harmless and purging surrogate for the Oedipus myth in every writer and reader's life."

Some of the clues we've discussed, and I think, knowing this, that Pizzolatto is doing is giving all four leads their own version of the story. Frank's symbolism with the blinded eyes and the marks on the ceiling are there, as is Caspar's eye-gouged corpse, but notice Ray having killed the wrong man (and the second suspect, the real rapist, still doesn't match the red hair of his son. It's possible his wife was raped by him but that the son was conceived by a third man. Our earlier suspect Blake. That revelation would also thematically mirror the Kirk Douglas "Detective Story" movie he was watching with his dad).

Ani's flashbacks to her childhood trauma: that man in her Freudian hallucination resembles her father. That the origins of her problems could be traced back to a sexual relationship with her father, that he was an accomplice or the head of organizing these parties, and that he may have killed her mother, would be another, reverse, fulfilling of the Oedipus myth.

And Paul insinuated incest with his mom might be another hero's journey into the myth. His latent and repressed (More Freud!) homosexuality and hidden history of war crimes -- those make room for a similar "what have I done?" Oedipus ending for the character.

All four characters are "searching and searching, and it's themselves."

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link

we get the world that we deserve

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link

do you watch thrones? it was the dude who did the crazy ice battle scene in thrones most recently.

― extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, July 26, 2015 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah thanks! that was great too.

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 July 2015 12:11 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK5aEJtUwAAk1rC.jpg

j., Monday, 27 July 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link

the score in the final scenes was apparently from a Douglas Sirk movie.

which scenes do you mean? I had to shazam the music in the orgy scene because it was so instantly distinctive and interesting and got john adams' harmonielehre.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

it only took half a season for this show to get good; I hope it stays good.

akm, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

def improvement idk abt good tho, stiil more or less a pile of cliches lying on the floor

lag∞n, Monday, 27 July 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link

guys this was the worst one yet--only the last 20 minutes were good. the rest was a mess

a (waterface), Monday, 27 July 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

bzzzt incorrect

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link

i thought the standoff over coffee was good

lag∞n, Monday, 27 July 2015 14:09 (eight years ago) link

breakfast nook non shoot out was dumb
the whole shack in the woods this is my crime scene blue diamonds was dumb
kid wanting to watch friends was dumb
tequila n coke and smash models was dumb
ani stabbing a block of wood in her house was dumb
the party and all after was the best part of this

still don't know who any of these people are or what they give a shit about

a (waterface), Monday, 27 July 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link

I thought the episode was OK, but the big rescue/escape from the orgy house felt like pretty standard TV fare to me. Coulda been the last 10 minutes of Law & Order SVU or w/e. (Also seemed comically easy to get in and out of the place.)

oh also the contracts line was LO fuckin L and not in a good way

a (waterface), Monday, 27 July 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link

a kind of half-funny, half-lame, late 90s internet/Leno gag would be to show Ani going going undercover with the girls to the sex party and it turns out they're all just going to film a new season of ABC's The Bachelor.

― Cunga, Monday, July 20, 2015 10:13 PM (1 week ago)

someone needs to make a comedy mashup of UnReal and last nite's ep

D-30 (gr8080), Monday, 27 July 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

jelani cobb ‏@jelani9 37s37 seconds ago
It's bad when they say "Only two episodes left" and you feel relief.

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 July 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

def improvement idk abt good tho, stiil more or less a pile of cliches lying on the floor

― lag∞n, Monday, July 27, 2015 10:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys this was the worst one yet--only the last 20 minutes were good. the rest was a mess

― a (waterface), Monday, July 27, 2015 10:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first half of this was Such Garbage, every baritone masculine stand-off was like the serving staff at jack rabbit slim's karaoke-ing pacino & de niro in the restaurant in heat. really fascinatingly bad & so badly miscalculated when it comes to emphasising family drama, casting the saddest child in the world, every bit part being the world's grizzliest actor. just so monotone & narrow & boring & unadventurous & tired & dull.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

casting the saddest child in the world

Using this kid and the way he acts feels so emotionally manipulative

a (waterface), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

hmm I don't get that--i haven't worked it out but it feels pretty pointed that the kid is obviously a "disappointment" to Ray which makes his feeble attempts to connect that much more pathetic.

thought Frank's "you're my only friend" (or was it "best"?) was sorta moving and interesting. did he mean it? it almost makes sense.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

I mean obviously there's some stockholm syndrome here but I can see the bones of a really good show and so I'm enjoying that as far as it goes.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

it is more just lazy & bad i think; the closest the show gets to eliciting any kind of feeling or pathos is making you inhabit this acutely uncomfortable scene, & it's all just ungraceful & gratuitous & over-egged. & the direction's so weak elsewhere; torture scenes are incredibly bland & matter-of-fact, determinedly-terse stand-offs aren't tense, &c.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

your facility to add flesh to the spare & deeply decomposed bones of this show means ... you are the true detective

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

if I commit to watch a show I'm gonna get the most out of it damnit!

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link

ha ha. no i like that you're into it, some of these criticisms are low-hanging fruit, & probably it's far enough through that my expectations should be downgraded accordingly. but man it's so disappointing & it's still just like ... so flaccid? like it's the most flaccid show on television, slowly trudging through the motions of something unexciting unsuccessfully, & 60% of every episode is just a waste of time. the end was pretty juicy so that's something. i still like rachel mcadams.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

I hope she stays as a brunette. just saying.

also the kid being such a saddo sorta makes Ray's desperation to save him and make him into a "man" of some kind pretty palpable. he's a walking crisis with parental trauma--sort of like the adults minus the accumulated armor of affected competence.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

I'm basically just pretending I'm work shopping pizzolatto's script each week. "this part is great! hmm maybe lose this part. put this here not here." etc. seems more fun than cracking jokes on Twitter while half-watching it.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

we don't know anything about the kid though. we haven't seen the kid really interact with anyone besides Ray. he didn't even answer the question when Ray was like "Do you like models?"

a (waterface), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link

kid's line delivery of "'kay" after velcoros im your father and ill always love you emoting was so perfect

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

i just feel like the first-look, one-note-joke casting of a 3D Gary Larson Child, as a counterpoint to Rugged Detective Farrell, is so brazenly on-the-nose & unsubtle, so unrestrained, which would maybe be fine were it not for the subsequent ~1hr of actual involvement in this storyline we have to sit through. i remember seeing some of a mad men episode where don's ex-wife, who had become Unappealing & Large, walked into the apartment he shared with his New, Svelte Wife, 2.0, & the scene consisting of her like forgetting her handbag or something & so creeping in just in time to catch an accidental glance of 2.0 undressing with kind of Moisturiser Commercial Flexibility, just this PSA for youthful slenderness, the whole thing feeling like it was operating at crayon-drawing levels of dramaturgy, like defying believability & being offensive to everyone involved & making the broadest possible point in the most explicit possible way. i feel like now when there's a farrell/son scene, the implicit & stated affection & dedication farrell feels comes through, there aren't (to me) residual echoes of the disappointment & so you're just stuck inside this comic-strip-panel-depth depressing situation with no relief, like the kid's awkwardness dialed up to eleven & No Offence Far Side Child but acted w/o a lot of nuance.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

hey btw there is this new show that isn't especially comparable to true detective but which is >>> imo & is kinda interesting because it is about The World Now, it is called mr. robot there is a thread for it hey everybody let's leave this thread

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

o god no thx

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

pft no way am i watching mr robot now let me get back to real tv like true de

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

I'm basically just pretending I'm work shopping pizzolatto's script each week. "this part is great! hmm maybe lose this part. put this here not here." etc. seems more fun than cracking jokes on Twitter while half-watching it.
--ryan

this is basically my approach as well. I still ultimately like it despite all its flaws

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Listening to John Adams' Harmonielehre. I'm not sure it's that, it isn't even piano-music.

Frederik B, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

Wait, why did I think the orgy scene was scored by a piano? Re-checking, yeah, it kinda sounds like first part of Harmonielehre.

Frederik B, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etxDjB5Riok

Frederik B, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

stupid shazam

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Nahnah, it might be right.

Frederik B, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

oh! I missed your other post.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

if I directed this episode you can be damn sure there'd be an uninterrupted shot of farrell sitting stone faced on that couch listening to the Friends theme.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

peeps were drubbing Rmac upthread but she's been very solid imo

rip van wanko, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

has it been mentioned how often Farrell's brogue breaks through, sheesh

rip van wanko, Monday, 27 July 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

if I directed this episode you can be damn sure there'd be an uninterrupted shot of farrell sitting stone faced on that couch listening to the Friends theme.

"When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your yeeeear..."

This would have been great.

I'm basically just pretending I'm work shopping pizzolatto's script each week. "this part is great! hmm maybe lose this part. put this here not here." etc. seems more fun than cracking jokes on Twitter while half-watching it.
--ryan
this is basically my approach as well. I still ultimately like it despite all its flaws

There's still a better than average chance of having some line or moment or expression, some 10 seconds, make up for everything that doesn't work.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

any word on a season 3? obviously changes will need to be made, but I hope it sticks around.

ryan, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

it's not going anywhere, still among the highest rated shows on pay cable... though the ratings have been dropping every episode.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_True_Detective_episodes#Season_2_.282015.29

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

The point about the kid being too much of a far side downer is otm. The show cheats by having its side characters be unrealistically docile and wimpy to make the heroes seem heroic in contrast.

Look at the social worker, the lady writing down Ray's interactions. When Ray is rude to her she practically whispers a reply to leave her alone, when in real life that may have led to a shouting match or a pushback. Same thing in the first season, where Rust Cohle's monologues were never met with shock or laughter or a "what are you talking about?" Realistic people with real reactions to this behavior would pop the show's bubble of moodiness.

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

we shd brainstorm what the s3 setpiece undercover-infiltrated community & accompanied drug use will be

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

Rust Cohle's monologues were never met with shock or laughter or a "what are you talking about?"

idk I thought the totally stonefaced non-reactions of the cops interviewing him was great (and, retroactively, made total sense given that they thought he was a suspect)

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

hearing rumours s3 is going to team wallace shawn w/julianne moore, reuniting them after their last joint project vanya on 42nd st, plot is apparently a forensic autopsy of pizzolatto's flaws

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

It's similar to how all the citizens in Nolan's Gotham City are too cowardly to do anything defiant, or get angry, despite living in this comic book hell.

It's easier to turn the dial down on everybody else so your hero seems stronger than to writer a stronger hero that's better than real people.

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

Stone faced cops were great and appropriate but it's that you cant, thematically, EVER have them shutting down a monologue because it would puncture the whole show that's funny.

For these characers to work -- and it's not just this show but might be how the genre kind of works -- they can't ever pick on someone their own size.

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

Now I'm thinking about a retired Letterman walking into this world and making comments

"He wants to watch Friends"

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link

my money is on ryan reynolds in season 3.

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

no way he'll be busy deadpooling

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

they could swing a left and go for classy-but-cheap actors rather than screen idols desperate for a comeback but if they stick with the running theme you gotta think "who's is desperate enough to FOLLOW colin farrell and vince vaughn on a show no one only a rarified, seasoned few enjoyed, but hasn't already done a lot of tv"

deadpool is coming out feb 2016, plenty of time for ryan to work around that

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

and even if deadpool turns his cinematic career around, a run on an hbo show is likely to do more for his dramatic rep than the umpteen unseen indie movies he does

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

s 3 deadpool detective: whales whales whales

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

i'm not saying he wouldnt be awesome in TD3, but i dont see it happening logistically

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's why i said when deadpool is coming out

if s2 did well they could actually upgrade from vaughn/farrell/mcadams but i can't imagine anybody above their scale would think following this season is the way to go

maybe timberlake

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

yeah, stunt casting with somebody looking to SHOW THEIR RANGE and make a mark as a serious actor sounds likely.
T.I. maybe

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

"actor looking to show their range and thinks following Vince Vaughn is the way to do it" man that's a shallow pool

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

Season 3 cast: Dominic West & Wendell Pierce.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

xp perhaps even a... dead... pool

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

esp with other shows snapping away options like josh duhamel and kirsten dunst

xpost both those guys already have shows!

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

James Carrey

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

josh brolin is top of my wishlist but he's been hoovered up by marvel, doubtful that wd ever happen

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

surely he could film his next three years of marvel appearances in a week

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

I thought we'd already decided on Davids Duchovny and Foley for s3

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

actually guardians 2 is less than two years away nevermind, brolin might be busy

duchovny is already a true detective on the hunt for manson - aquarius got renewed

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

schlump good points re “crayon-drawing levels of dramaturgy” & “comic-strip-panel-depth depressing situation with no relief” & yet—

tone of that scene & others is weird, like weird misfire which i find makes for interesting, defamiliarizing television
yes it’s all too over-obvious yet also, oddly, hard to read
super-awkward/ indeterminate tone, straddling/ shifting uncomfortably between pathos & bathos
“by all means buddy, find friends”; kid taking blank/sad bite of pizza— i mean those moments are kind of hilarious! are they meant to be?

like maybe one characteristic quality of many td scenes is anticlimactic beat to them, deflating beat
intentional and/or not

enjoyed the kitchen scene— again the iconic table— enjoyed partly bc nothing about it felt like it was taking place in real world of actual human beings (as opposed to walking talking parables)

drash, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

Honestly, the bits with Farrell and the kid remind me more than anything of Billy Bob Thornton's interactions with the kid in Bad Santa. I keep waiting for Farrell to just explode at the pile of Play-Doh he persists in thinking of as his child, but it never happens.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

bad santa is good comparison
what’s hard to determine is whether vein of black comedy running through td2’s dramatic scenes is at all intentional or not

drash, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

I think season 3 will be a lot like season 1, with two dudes working in scary rustic-horror settings, and this season will be remembered as the experimental one before they want back to formula. The Halloween III of the series.

Cunga, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that seems like a logical trajectory

latebloomer, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link

on a show no one only a rarified, seasoned few enjoyed

having watched the show last night w/ neighbors who loved it (and aren't online as much) i'm beginning to think that only social media hates this season

which is literally no surprise whatsoever for numerous reasons

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

I think the next season should be set in space

latebloomer, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

just two guys hanging out in the space station, arguing

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, for all the bitching about how lousy this season is compared with season 1, it's good to bear in mind that the most popular shows on TV are NCIS and CSI. Most people love formula crime stuff.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

which this show, for all its flaws, is decidedly not, so the average joe/jane still prob views this as prestige of some sort, but in the land of the zing economy its p much doomed from jump

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

well it does have boobs

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

(doesn't it? HBO has a quota)

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

Quite a few last night...

schwantz, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

what’s hard to determine is whether vein of black comedy running through td2’s dramatic scenes is at all intentional or not

Given the genre, is Raymond Chandler writing "he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food" intentionally funny?

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

that's both funny and appropriate and well done (and likely less hackneyed in its time)
this, all of this, not so much

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

lot of jokes in Chandler

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

"i lit a cigarette that tasted like a plumber's handkerchief"

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

Maybe this is more like wondering if a Paul Auster sentence is aiming to be funny, faux-philosophical, or profound.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

Fred Ward and Robert Forster should be the season 3 leads, Vincent Gallo as villain

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

Officially voting Kevin Kline & Lindsay Lohan for season 3.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

drash OTM about the weird offness and anticlimax of a lot of scenes making them stranger and more interesting and, yes, funny

I'm not sure how much of that humor is intentional, but certainly some of it is ... it's a kind of absurdity not all that distant from Rust Cohle's antinatalism

Chandler is very funny indeed, but Marlowe's wisecracks usually puncture the absurdity of 40s/50s SoCal and its inhabitants from the perspective of a guy who remembers when you could kick a can in the street ... underneath his sarcasm he's basically a knight errant trying to restore order ... I see Pizza more as being all DON'T YOU SEE about that kind of order not existing

Brad C., Monday, 27 July 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

said it before but people looking for bizarre tone and pacing in mystery tv need to check out hemlock grove

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link

i saw two episodes of that, it was garbage

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 July 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link

i didn't say it was good

da croupier, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

I thought this season was supposed to be about the 'occult underbelly of LA' or some shit but other than a bird mask I've seen nothing of the sort.

akm, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

it's actually about Colin Farrell's kid's occult underbelly

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

The Ginger King

latebloomer, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

Eric Roberts gets my S3 vote.

gr8080, Monday, 27 July 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

otm

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

Eric Roberts gets my S3 vote.

YES

drash, Monday, 27 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

Officially voting Kevin Kline & Lindsay Lohan for season 3.

seconding these too

drash, Monday, 27 July 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

ugh i just GIS'd "pregnant sonic"

gr8080, Monday, 27 July 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

of course that's a thing.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

gr8080 i thought u were better than that

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

waterface if u really don't know who the characters are and what they care about, you should re-watch this entire season and take notes. it's not that hard to follow along.

ian, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

just caught this ep again and it kinda rules. pretty psyched for final 2 episodes.

ryan, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link

woke up crazy early and decided to await dawn by watching the latest ep. everybody otm that in the "dead girl town" context of current tv this still comes off semi-prestige, though i still think the stuntcasting will get less rather than more impressive as it goes on (though it's win-win if i'm wrong about the size of the stars or the quality of future seasons). i also think in the "dead girl town" context of current tv this comes off as pretty mundane, enough that it's still slightly farcical that it's named True Detective even if i respect people finding it intriguing/watchable (assuming they respect that i'll wind up watching at least two seasons of hemlock grove). on the fence about seeing the last two episodes, not bloody likely i'll watch 2-5. nothing about the episode or this thread makes me think i actually missed anything.

da croupier, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link

You didn't, really. Mostly red herrings and blue balls.

I'm looking at Velcoro's trashed apartment thinking: is this his old apartment or his new apartment? Didn't he get 60 days' notice a few episodes ago, before it jumped forward 66 days?

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

http://morningafter.gawker.com/colin-farrell-candidly-discusses-flopping-fame-its-a-1720567671

this is like a gift to you, ryan

j., Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

last two eps should be 120 minutes of velcoro painstakingly rebuilding his model airplanes

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

this is like a gift to you, ryan

lol. Smiley should hand out Lonestars tho.

ryan, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Life works in such contradictions, you know? Don’t get me wrong, I really want everything I do to be appreciated, to find an audience, I want people to think I’m good at what I do, I want to feel good at what I do. We all have a self-worth in our lives that unfortunately and by virtue of being part of human existence we look outside ourselves and see how we’re doing with our peers. So, I’m there very much. But at the same time, I don’t relate to the importance of it all with the depth that I used to—when I used to say I didn’t care about it. When I used to go, “I don’t care about any of it.” I really cared then. I just didn’t know how to acknowledge it or express my caring. I didn’t understand it. Now, I still care, but I care less really. And it’s freed me up. That’s the irony, it’s freed me up.

http://i.imgur.com/tYFhn6n.jpg

Number None, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

Farrell should play Maron on a dark, realistic reboot of Maron.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

farrell is dope

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking the other day, they should have just started this season from the shootout episode. like, 90% of everything in the first half seems p useless now.

i like the "secret team of burned out police" angle

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

need to see kitsch on the bike tho

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

otm. the backstory should just scroll in text at the beginning of every episode a la Star Wars. xp

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

kitsch shd always be on the bike, occasionally they cut to him, face flapping

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link

kitsch has had like 10 lines this whole season

Spottie, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Ive watched this every week and i still don't know any names or what is happening tbf. i guess the whole thing is trying to figure out who killed casper? idk, idc.

Spottie, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

need to see kitsch on the bike tho

― gr8080, Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:05 PM (8 minutes ago)

j., Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

mccadams hates her dad
farrell's a fake dad
kitsch is a dad-to-be but is secretly gay
vaughn is trying to become a dad but can't

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

i am the true dadtective

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

nah the case is never the point

afaik the burning questions are:
• what happened at the commune?
• who is the velcoro boy's father?
• why and how is frank getting shafted?
• did tim riggins solicit lindsay lohan? what happened to woodrugh before he came home?
• how are these specific historical burdens expressed in l'affaire caspere?
• will any of these characters go through a near-death experience and find the light?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLhaZvuUdK0&

Number None, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link

feeling like I wont get to see the 40ft owl in bohemian grove after all :/

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

that was enough coke to kill a horse btw

rip van wanko, Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

the terrible music that played throughout the storming the orgy sequence reminded me of Body Heat

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

orgy music was a hilight of the season imo

gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link

you can't puke molly out of your bloodstream. this really annoyed me.

But I liked the orgy music. Loved the pulpy final shot. It's so stupid that he drives a charger but it's stupid in an awesome way.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 31 July 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link

^^^

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

yeah orgy music was great

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

that was enough coke to kill a horse btw

like sheesh give it i dunno a few seconds to work first

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link

it was a comically large pile of cocaine for one man

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

he got the "Don Simpson" from his dealer

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

What CD is Ray playing during the cocaine vacuuming scene?

Brad C., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

New York Dolls - Human Being

Number None, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

i get so distracted by the diagetic use of music that strikes me as hipper than the scene requires. That reminded me of the scene in "Looper" where Richard & Linda Thompson is playing in a massage parlor IN 2044

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

yeah wouldn't ray be listening to staind or?

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

not saying its IMPOSSIBLE ray's the kind of guy who skips to track 10 of the dolls' second album when he wants to wallow alone in a pile of coke, but it's kind of like when techies lol at the rando html on a computer screen during a "hacking" sequence of a film - the specifics distract me from the intent

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

maybe he burned himself a "doin' coke" mix

Number None, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

the music seemed a little forced, but ray's charger strikes me as one of those highly specific little details (character and otherwise) that made season 1 so much fun.

ryan, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

who hasn't?

xpost

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

the john adams orgy music though was A+

ryan, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link

didnt really think its out of the question for a guy like ray to listen to noisy-ass glam rock - or, even more so, to be still using burned CDs in 2014

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

His kid can't even bear to look at him ever since he found a cd-r with Velcro, Table For One: Mad'n'Sad Jams III written in sharpie on it

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

hey i just used some burned cds last month

the person i gave them to called them '90s technology'

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

didnt really think its out of the question for a guy like ray to listen to noisy-ass glam rock

well that's the thing, it's not IMPOSSIBLE, and in the broader sense he's just listening to "noisy-ass glam rock" (like how in movies the hacker is looking at "code"). but if it's not just "noisy-ass glam rock" but a specific song from a specific context to the viewer, it can raise questions it wouldn't if it was just taken as "noisy-ass glam rock".

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

now see if it had been buckcherry i wouldn't even have blinked

ok i would have lol'd, but for different reasons

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

they should do a crossover with Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll where Ray is the only guy who shows up at a Heathens record signing

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

so yr assuming that corrupt ex-cops cant have tastes in music beyond 2000s butt-rock, jeez man #notallbuttrockcops

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

prove me wrong

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

i did believe the villain in ant-man had disintegration on his phone

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

the cops i know from jersey (not many, to be fair, mostly my cousin's wife and some hometown police my family knows) generally go bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce and classic rock

that said i'm sure some of the kids from the town i grew up in who became firefighters and cops def have a bunch of godsmack and nickelback cds

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

*cousin's husband

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

guy I grew up with who went on to become an LAPD cop was really into Prince and NWA when we were kids

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

i met a cop really into social distortion what the fuck that has to do with a guy playing the last song on the second new york dolls album during a coke binge i don't know but apparently you guys do

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

what are your feelings about location shots that break up real-life continuity and los angeleses that are in vancouver

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

maybe we should start a separate thread for cop rock

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

my feelings is y'all a bunch of fucking pussies if you can't handle somebody acknowledging that a hip diagetic music choice distracted them

seriously, that's the harshest word i used. "distracted."

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

haha i'm merely asking out of intellectual curiosity

i'm cool man

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

my feeling is that if you know locales and pretending one is another distracts you for a sec that's cool and when you tell fans they should be able to shine it on

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

what made you think i was "angry" about this i wasnt even being particularly snarky

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

or "unable to handle it"

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Are the New York Dolls particularly "hip," though?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

you can't puke molly out of your bloodstream. this really annoyed me.

I feel like it was implied that she was drugged with something else as well? maybe I imagined that.

ryan, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

i acknowledged the music choice wasn't impossible and explained why it distracted me, to which you responded the music choice wasn't "out of the question" as if i hadn't already acknowledged that and "so yr assuming that corrupt ex-cops cant have tastes in music beyond 2000s butt-rock." when someone can't handle the truth you have to assume the truth is hurting them

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Are the New York Dolls particularly "hip," though?

they ain't square

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Just to add a data point here, when one of my ex-bosses used to do coke in the office, his soundtrack of choice was the Clash's Give 'Em Enough Rope.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

...it actively "hurts me," sure. ruins m'day. i figured using a ludicrous hashtag at the end of the post made it p clear i wasn't like, mad, this is banter ffs (or so i thought) about a completely non-serious issue

fuhget it though

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

really don't get all the love for the 1989 Cinemax orgy soundtrack

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

dolls are a good coke band imo

kiiiinda wish it had been motley crue on with the show with ray lipsyncing & air guitar but i'll save that for my spin off Rad Detective

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

xpost you and yr wooden ears

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

i'm bantering too, slotpop, mine just turns frustrated when people are responding as if i said something other than what i did

but i'm just gonna say it, "human being" was a pretentious fucking choice of nicky p's. THUMBS DOWN.

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

kiiiinda wish it had been motley crue on with the show

this would def have made more sense.

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

lol @ Rad Detective

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

rad dadtective

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

it def felt like a deliberate deep cut, i aint mad about it but i kind of agree with croup

then again just as a song to fill a scene, it conveys the right energy so idk

imagine Ray snorting rails to Fear's Lets Have A War

gah Rad Detective is going to have a loooot of coke montages

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

I Love Livin in the City seems more appropriate

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

it should have been "Lit Up" by Buckcherry because he loves the cocaine he loves the cocaine

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

lol amused myself picturing Buckcherry's "Sorry" - whole other tv show

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Skid Row's "Wasted Time"

da croupier, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Nick Cave covering "You Belong to the City" maybe.

Thought he was having money troubles, but the mound of coke says otherwise.

... (Eazy), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

Angel of the Morning - Juice Newton

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

ugh i just GIS'd "pregnant sonic"

― gr8080, Monday, July 27, 2015 6:17 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

we need a ROBOTS IN DIS GUYS thread but dedicated to MPREG instead

, Saturday, 1 August 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

Farrell's character is a sad dad and I totally buy a sad dad listening to that song.

It would have been cool if he listened to the song from the sad bar singer lady and the show revealed it's a parody season

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

I've always considered that to be THE New York dolls song rather than any kind of deep cut?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link

I think Taylor Kitsch is really good and it's too bad he seems doomed to be the next Thomas Jane

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

is that someone famous for not being on a bike

j., Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

i mean maybe he had a bike at some point for one of his assignations on that show hung

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

well metaphorically, you could argue…

j., Saturday, 1 August 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link

kitsch wd be lucky to get a role like todd parker

drash, Saturday, 1 August 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

Meanwhile, Cary Fukunaga's next project:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRsaclO0VbU

... (Eazy), Sunday, 2 August 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

kitsch wd be lucky to get a role like todd parker
--drash

can totally see him as todd parker tbqh (given the right direction)

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 2 August 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

90 minute season finale. After tonight's burn-it-down, shoot-em-up, fuck-it-ness, I'm genuinely excited.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

i was really hoping for that to end with paul making it outside and calling ray just in time to cockblock him

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

farrells tight-jawed, sling blade growl of "I switched plates at a fucking mall" made me lol

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link

goddaaaaaaamn

extremely lag∞n postings voice (slothroprhymes), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

that was good

drash, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

it was, i'm starting to realize they had enough plot for 4-5 episodes.

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

this ep shdve been called "everything's fucking" btw

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8UeEHVG.png

gr8080, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

^you're not a bad man

drash, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link

can't find torrent >:|

rip van wanko, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link

it was, i'm starting to realize they had enough plot for 4-5 episodes.

totally. should have compressed the first 4 eps into 2, 3 max.

ryan, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link

That was one of the better foot chase/shoot outs I've seen. And Vince Vaughn was pretty convincing as a dude giving zero fucks.

Cannot wait for the finale

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link

can't find torrent

me either. let us know if you have any luck!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 August 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

haha you usually have to wait til the next day on most things doncha

j., Monday, 3 August 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

nope. one guy usually has them up almost right away, but he seems to have skipped this particular broadcast for whatever reason.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:50 (eight years ago) link

true detectives... with benefits.
also they shot that one guy.

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:03 (eight years ago) link

Looking forward to Vince Vaughn's spin-off show as an Applebee's manager and small-time hoodlum in Crawford, Nebraska.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link

aka Better Call Saul / Fargo

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

so. this episode was great.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 August 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

I wanted an entire ep of Paul's fiancée and mom alone in the hotel room.

Heez, Monday, 3 August 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

still waiting for some fucking occult shit on here and explanation about the bird mask.

akm, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

in-thread poll, to what degree will next week's ep be sex cave: reprise

a - big sex cave reveal
b - some sex cave content, also interpersonal frowning scenes
c - no sex cave, some new form of denouement incorporated

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

this ep sorta notable for featuring actual storytelling trickery; both of the killings were preceded by a moment at which allusions were made to something that would prevent them - somebody was gonna make a phonecall, somebody was going to turn & make some money - & you get kind of dragged along assuming they've been postponed until blam.

a friend was talking about the weird irrelevance of like ~diamonds~ in this show & how it isn't a show in which diamonds are relevant it's just a show with occasional shooting. the snaking of the plot does just feel like ... totally meaningless

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

also i feel like you could probably supercut in scenes of the passion of the christ between ultra-bereaved farrell frown portraits & it would not be noticeable, the depths of agony plumbed & superficially etched are profound

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

to the extent that I can make it out, the actual conspiracy does seem kinda weird and interesting.

someone somewhere said that pizzolatto was a crime writer who was weirdly uninterested in crime, and that feels otm sometimes.

ryan, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

he is interested in depressed dads

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link

the conspiracy at this point seems pretty clear, although im not positive who killed caspere yet. there are two possibilities I suppoze

it's not exactly an original conspiracy - a combined land grab/rackets grab - but so what, like this is a certain type of noir and people either are interested in that type of story or they aren't. I personally am, because labyrinths of noir collusion and corruption are fascinating to me. as is true of this one, they're garish funhouse-mirror echoes of the more banal corruption we see in real-world political scandals but idk in many ways it feels emotionally true at times if not literally true to life.

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

the very surface-level of osip squeezing frank out of his business by proxy reminded me some of the plot of 'a most violent year'

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

there are a bunch of similarities with the long good friday too. a lot of other stuff i am sure

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

I wouldn't say there's much original happening here so yeah. Just watched Chinatown and there's plenty of that there too

Heez, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

right. but I think its bleak feelings are more earnest than cynical, and that's not necessarily common in noir - cynicism generally reigns. there's a deep sadness to the proceedings here. ross macdonald has some of that, as does the best ellroy, amid all the dour pronouncements

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

sometimes I wonder if nic pizza is a natural depressive, which would make a lot of sense. I also wondered this about the leftovers, another relentlessly earnestly bleak show that many people hated and/or relentlessly sought zings for

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

i guess we now only have two contenders for the true detective

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link

well yea didn't a piece of good-ass kinja already determine it was mcadams

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

leftovers is good though.

akm, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

They haven't named the director of the final episode. I'm guessing it's Friedkin or Nic P. himself.

This episode finally put three storylines together and have them a rhythm bouncing back and forth, like the best of Sopranos, Wire, etc. Finally got somewhere.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link

Rachel McAdams mispronouncing "fiefdom," good fucking god this show is dumb

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 05:23 (eight years ago) link

nooooooo

;_;

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:42 (eight years ago) link

that is my dramatic scene upon witnessing the demise of tim riggins

tbh i knew he was toast as soon as he went through that door with the blackwater dude

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link

but still

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link

;_;

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link

how on earth do you mispronounce fiefdom

Fy-eff-DOMME??

j., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

FIFE-dom.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

THUN-der-dome

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 14:10 (eight years ago) link

when they talk about the conspiracy i have no idea which characters they are referring to. completely washes over me. normally i would rewind and make more of an effort but with this show it doesn't seem to really matter / be worthwhile.

tpp, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

Something about the audio mixing on this show is off -- even with the volume cranked, I have to rewind and replay to decipher some of the dialogue

Or maybe mumbling is required in the True Detective job description

There's also the possibility my attention has occasionally wandered from the scintillating exchanges of exposition

But in general the outlines of the deep dark conspiracy are clear now -- as noted above, standard California noir stuff

The show has raised its game in the episodes since the big shoot-out ... this one was the first time I really bought Vince Vaughn as a scary dangerous gangster ... I'll be happy if the finale is more of the same

Brad C., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if there are superfans of this that are intensely watching splendor in the grass this week for the hope of clues abt the finale

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

But in general the outlines of the deep dark conspiracy are clear now -- as noted above, standard California noir stuff

― Brad C., Tuesday, August 4, 2015 8:40 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this is def one of those shows i watch while checking my instagram feed / playing a game. Look up when there's a shootout or whatever.

Spottie, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

i started turning on subtitles

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

cheater

ryan, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

vaughn def brought the menace this week

i had a feeling early on that he would get more interesting the more desperate he became

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

i am crossing my fingers that the final showdown/$12m heist will be shot at the same malibu hills guest ranch/porn set i once visited 15 years ago

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

vince really does have a nice dead-eyed stare at times

Heez, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Vince's verbal and physical dismantling of his redhaired crony was so cold that it almost made up for the time he and the gold-toothed guy got all Marquess of Queensbury

Brad C., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link

I like how the compliments given true detective are now resembling those given by folks who won't give up on the walking dead

da croupier, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

lol

gr8080, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

there's a thoughtpiece to be written about how this year is a zombie-fied version of the first season minus the occult

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link

if you find yourself expressing sentiments like "look it's the genre" or "ok the last few episodes were pointless but the big setpiece in this one...wow"...they've already got you

da croupier, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

(i am watching this show while answering emails at this point myself btw)

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

after talking w/ppl last weekend who actually think it's good, i'm very comfortable with my position that it's bad with occasional things that are good.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

also it's bad in an interesting way.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

bad in an interesting way is often good enough

Brad C., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

I look forward to this show and I enjoy the hour and change I get to spend in its weird world.

and for all his faults as a writer (which really aren't all that egregious) I think the unrelieved nihilism of his pov is refreshing.

ryan, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

and good vs bad is just so....I dunno, binary. it doesn't always reflect what I'm getting not not getting out of a show. the best negative take on the show is certainly schlump's itt.

ryan, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

xp agree p much wholeheartedly although w/ a bit more skepticism of pizzolatto as a whole

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

they've already got you

lol that sneaky they, how hoodwinked i've been by watching a tv show

everything is fucking (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

aw, my ellipsis was for naught

da croupier, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

funny that you mentioned the walking dead because i honestly think that show got waaaaaaay better in the latest season - albeit not before approx. 2 and a half seasons of near-execrability with interjections of occasionally well-done action, could never blame anyone for bailing on it or not believing it's better now

i'd like to remain nora durst (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

I can't get over all the steps along the way where they could have fixed the Fifedom disaster but either refused to or simply didn't realize the horror that had occurred.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

I think the unrelieved nihilism of his pov is refreshing.

lol as a refreshment from what, life

j., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

pretty much!

ryan, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link

otm

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link

it's not entirely nihilistic (we'll see next ep)
antigone got 3 hugs in a day
& so far (somewhat surprisingly) seems like ray & frank (can) trust each other

drash, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link

correction, 4 hugs

drash, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

it's not exactly an original conspiracy - a combined land grab/rackets grab - but so what, like this is a certain type of noir and people either are interested in that type of story or they aren't.

To be fair, after watching enough westerns I'm pretty much burned out on anything involving railroad land grab conspiracies. (except for Once Upon A Time In The West)

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

still need to make my gf watch that.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

OUATitW is all-time awesome. It could be about a scheme to knock off the Wednesday night bingo game at Our Lady of the Blessed Sacrament in Boise, and it's style,cast,music, direction and photography would make it the most compelling heist movie ever.

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 06:04 (eight years ago) link

i started turning on subtitles

― gr8080, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 16:08 (Yesterday) Permalink

I do this, and according to the subtitles Paul called his mom a "goose" whilst he was in the midst of a heated argument with her which I thought was strange but kinda cool. Of course I read this thread and Veg Girl drops the bomb that he actually called her a "cooze" which makes the scene a little different.lol

pandemic, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 09:49 (eight years ago) link

'whooooo's a silly cooze, whooooooo's a silly cooooze, you are!! you're the silly cooze!!'

j., Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link

duck duck cooze

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

still like this show.
vince has improved a lot since the first few episodes.

i think some of the problem ppl are having w this show is that they may be used to watching, to be somewhat simplistic, plot-driven shows. true detective is character driven sometime to a fault. is there going to be any resolution to what happened in iraq? probably not. are we going to figure out whether kitsch was abused by mama? probably not. likewise the time spent on vince's breeding problems is not, in my eyes, integral to the plot. but it helps the viewer understand the characters more as people.

and perhaps most importantly, whenever i read "pizzolatto" i think of this-
http://i.imgur.com/7siqm.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

or was it afghanistan? either way.

ian, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's well said. and I know many will disagree but script execution and sometimes performances aside I think most of the main characters are pretty interesting.

ryan, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

also... what if.... #fiefdom was an intentional mistake? to show that the character is not as smart as she thinks she is?
#whatif

ian, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

i think in some ways this show is about people pretending to be something other than what they are, and the consequences of that masquerade.

ian, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

I did like the twist of the mayor being shut out of the new operations, and someone who seemed like an adversary suddenly being part of the old guard getting shut out.

I would think the Mexicans and the Russians and the Carlyle--I mean, Catalyst--Group aren't all acting in sync before getting violent, and that they're going to turn on each other.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

This was helpful to me, since I'm hopeless at following detective show plots:

http://www.businessinsider.com/true-detective-season-2-plot-summary-2015-8

schwantz, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

please
articulate
the percentage
you'd require

to
transact
with
me

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

ya, that was odd. thought he was intentionally speaking some very specific code.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

Fife ([ˈfəif]; Scottish Gaelic: Fìobha) is a council area and historic county of Scotland. It is situated between the Firth of Tay and the Firth of Forth, with inland boundaries to Perth and Kinross and Clackmannanshire. By custom it is widely held to have been one of the major Pictish kingdoms, known as Fib, and is still commonly known as the Kingdom of Fife within Scotland.

The Kingdom of Fib! So when she said "fife-dom," she was basically saying, his whole life was built on a lie.

Very subtle writing, you really have to pay attention.

how can you pay attention to wikipedia while you're trying to illegally stream hbo programming in another tab

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

True Detective is so subtle! Did you all notice the subtle way they showed how solipsistic and circular the demands of Frank Semyon have become?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLcvRW5WcAAcZYN.jpg

Frederik B, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

gonna need… twoa those…
and… twoa those…
wait… two morea those…

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

ryan, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

clearest evidence of how rushed this production was

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

realistic tho, he consistently misspells 'remmington'

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

also, jeeeeeeesus that's so many guns, and he only has like, two goons left (i think?) along with himself and his wife! solid choices tho

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link

lol at the greek guys taking this raving nutjob seriously; they will show up with a nerf gun and a roll of caps

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

xxp lol benelli as well, but that's a slightly more understandable goof

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

shopping lists are a flat circle

wk, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

also like, if we're really on a one-way ticket to crazytown involving vince vaughn shooting two guns at once i can't complain, i just can't

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

YES

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

ON BIKE

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Maybe the Blackwater guy used riot shells and Kitsch will come riding through the smoke and debris.

Or the wife with guns blazing, that'd be nice.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 6 August 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

i hope the season ends with some bad guy about to to shoot ray when all of a sudden an unmanned motorcycle comes out of nowhere and runs him over.

Heez, Thursday, 6 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yW4LFgZ.png

gr8080, Thursday, 6 August 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

defending our fifedom with many remmingtons

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 August 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

(fee fi fo fum)

so, symmetry of ray getting shot in ep 2 & paul getting shot in penultimate ep; don't know what if anything to make of that (other than obv possibility it was same guy)

so we know caspere's secretary/ assistant is likely girl in photo; but we don't know anything about what happened to boy, right

people otm upthread re like irrelevance (or odd distribution) of mystery plot details; blue diamonds barely even macguffin

vv casting makes more sense now

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:05 (eight years ago) link

frank's lady is getting more attractive the more gangsterish she becomes, hoping we'll see her wielding one of those shotguns in the next one

j., Friday, 7 August 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

Boy might be photograph at movieset. I have no idea why this is significant... Also, blue diamonds is what bad guys sold to get into Vinci. But then how did Caspere still have them in his safe?

Frederik B, Friday, 7 August 2015 10:48 (eight years ago) link

I'm guessing he kept a few of his own and his killers found them when they went through his house, brought them to the pawnshop to spark the setup, and so forth. clearly caspere didn't trust his partners entirely or he wouldn't keep a hard drive ostensibly full of video of their bizarro sexual doings

slothroprhymes, Friday, 7 August 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

lol just when I think I have a good handle on the plot, I read this thread. Totally confused again.

Also I watched this episode with my parents and we all silently agreed that Ani and Ray making out should be fast-forwarded

franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 7 August 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link

i hope the finale is a musical episode.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 August 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

if vince vaughn sings while firing twin AKs I'd be cool with it

slothroprhymes, Friday, 7 August 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

i think we all would

johnny crunch, Friday, 7 August 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

w/ Owen Wilson as a DJ from one of Frank's past clubs, recruited into action.

... (Eazy), Friday, 7 August 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

shopping list of arsenal reminds me of breaking bad finale

gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

Attorney General C.S. Lee is uncomfortably giving me cause for concern about what happened to Vince Masuka after Dexter became a lumberjack.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 8 August 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link

here we go!

... (Eazy), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

stoked for the sadness

slam dunk, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link

belated thanks to schwantz for that link, I needed it

rip van wanko, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

"you can't act for shit"

jbn, Monday, 10 August 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

This fuckin' show.

... (Eazy), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link


Glenn Kenny
‏@Glenn__Kenny
"What is this stupid song," Mrs. Kenny mutters, as she putters through some housework while I watch a television show

... (Eazy), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

we get the death scenes we deserve

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:25 (eight years ago) link

some of that was awfully bad

johnny crunch, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

and in her final scene another bafflingly nonsuggestive expression from kelly reilly

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

yeah that really pissed away most of the goodwill it had gained w/me in episodes 5-7

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:34 (eight years ago) link

Missed opportunity for a Glenn Greenwald cameo in that last hotel-room scene.

... (Eazy), Monday, 10 August 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

frank's final scene was badass

nose, Monday, 10 August 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

end scene was #squadgoals

slothroprhymes, Monday, 10 August 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

For a season that was only intermittently competent and found its high points in hypermannered genre giggles, this last episode was by far the most cliche-ridden, casually sexist, unconsidered, unnecessarily convoluted, poorly written, desperately acted, inelegant splatter of self-satisfied horseshit served up over the course of the whole meaningless exercise.

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

i havent even finished it and u are otm

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link

even that stupid train station "two weeks" goodbye shit was like OMG WOULD YOI TWO SHUT UP JESUS CHRIST

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:05 (eight years ago) link

we're getting set up for a McAdams pregnancy, right?

― it me, Monday, July 20, 2015 12:39 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

called it

it me, Monday, 10 August 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link

OMG FUCK THIS STUPID SHOW

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link

Well done.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:42 (eight years ago) link

and i still have no idea who 90% of the names are

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link

we're getting set up for a McAdams pregnancy, right?

― it me, Monday, July 20, 2015 12:39 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

called it

― it me, Monday, August 10, 2015 1:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i remembered that & was going to post it

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 06:50 (eight years ago) link

I liked it. Idk?

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 10 August 2015 06:51 (eight years ago) link

it was ridiculous (ofc) but admit i enjoyed it
the pathos/bathos tension def a thing but, i kinda like it

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:02 (eight years ago) link

liked montage of chronologically out-of-sequence shots (before & after) during bed-confessions scene (cf ‘don’t look now’, ‘out of sight’)

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/630521391394091008

Cunga, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:16 (eight years ago) link

I dug it. Don't know where Ray theoretically ended up for his last scene. He was heading North near Valencia and then he's with those giant northern California trees. Does his car get excellent miles per gallon?

And Frank's racist asides finally caught the better, or worst, of him smh.

Trim this down into a 180 minute movie, someone, and it could be a neat little movie.

Cunga, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:19 (eight years ago) link

xp (heh)
this is not nihilistic; pizzo's like absurd romantic

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:22 (eight years ago) link

absurdist romantic, even

that desert death scene was apotheosis of td2
plays as tragedy & black (absurdist) comedy simultaneously
(still not sure if that's intentional-- but having character choose to die over suit, that's authorial choice)

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:41 (eight years ago) link

the main love story is frank & ray ofc

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:45 (eight years ago) link

I realized in this finale that Vince Vaughn is uncomfortably good at being mean.

All his other roles and attributes as an actor (wit, comedic timing, casual arrogance) might be filtered through that characteristic

Cunga, Monday, 10 August 2015 07:54 (eight years ago) link

I didn't understand, or care to understand, half of the subplots from the back 4 episodes. The diamonds I barely got, the kids, the rail way.

The show is at its best when it's ravens with shotguns, allusions and suggestions to seedy parties, locations and conspiracies. It attempted to untangle all the subplots when they were better as throwaway ideas and backdrops

Cunga, Monday, 10 August 2015 08:00 (eight years ago) link

Another actor who i see stepping up to the True Detective plate because he will think he can do the dialogue justice and he'd enjoy the potential the potential for method actor nuttiness and overacting: Christian Bale

Cunga, Monday, 10 August 2015 08:18 (eight years ago) link

yet the plot-untangling was quick & almost irrelevant to any larger meaning of things

both death scenes were good

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link

agree re bale

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 08:27 (eight years ago) link

He didn't choose to die over the suit. He had $3.5 million in diamonds in that suit.

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 10 August 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link

ur right

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 12:34 (eight years ago) link

(sparkling through the blood; dumb of me not to catch how that shot shed perspective on his choice/actions. i've no excuse except i watched semi-tipsy last night; maybe that's why i enjoyed it)

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

Took me a second, too. They made a really obvious shot of him putting the bag of stones into his suit coat at the diamond merchant, though.

I knew he was done as soon as he told Jordan "You can't go home," and then ten minutes later, he's at home packing a bag.

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Monday, 10 August 2015 13:05 (eight years ago) link

My new guess is that s3 will feature an old school has-been rather than someone approaching has-beenery. Like a Pacino.

da croupier, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link

this was a waste of time on par with the second season of Broadchurch. I liked Vaughn's death scene though. I also liked it when she told him he was a bad actor.

akm, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link

I have trouble understanding how anyone who watched the first season of Broadchurch would be lead to believe that a second season of Broadchurch could be anything but a waste of time.

So now that it's all over, would y'all say that if someone has only seen the first two or three episodes of TD season 2 that that's a safe place to stop?

Those Jorts Are Upsetting (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 August 2015 13:48 (eight years ago) link

and then ten minutes later, he's at home packing a bag.

― Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Monday, August 10, 2015 9:05 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously. also a good reminder that if you're transporting wealth in diamonds you should put them in an orifice or something.

call all destroyer, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

true detective season 3 ft permanently-moribund vince vaughn & hallucinogenic aggro vaughn dad

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 10 August 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link

Another actor who i see stepping up to the True Detective plate because he will think he can do the dialogue justice and he'd enjoy the potential the potential for method actor nuttiness and overacting: Christian Bale

― Cunga

Sharlto Copley could be a lot more interesting.

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Monday, 10 August 2015 14:48 (eight years ago) link

yet the plot-untangling was quick & almost irrelevant to any larger meaning of things

both death scenes were good

― drash, Monday, August 10, 2015 4:24 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is really great to bring up bc in this as in most noir the specifics of the what are almost immaterial. it's all in how the characters react to the forces at work and are changed (or unchanged) by them

slothroprhymes, Monday, 10 August 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

i doubt we'll ever get confirmation from nic pizza on this but i have a sneaky suspicion the omega station sequence is an homage to one of the climactic scenes in james ellroy's white jazz

slothroprhymes, Monday, 10 August 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

lol at NYT viral asking people to describe the season
http://www.nytimes.com/video/nyregion/100000003843517/true-detective-season-2-explained.html

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

that's funny, although honestly the memeification of this season's "failure" is more annoying than the actual flaws by now, like it's turned into a zing-contest circle jerk of content/tweets etc

slothroprhymes, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

this wasn't toooo terrible. but it wasn't great. i'd watch a third season.

my PERSONAL picks for next season's truest detectives: Danny DeVito and Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld's David Puddy, who was actually really good in the semi-recent adaption of Willeford's "The Woman Chaser.")

ian, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

griffin dunne imo

gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

what's gary oldman doing these days
i nominate him

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

(guess he's too big a star still)

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

#castTDs3 Brett Gelman, Viggo Mortensen, Krysten Ritter as TDs; Macauley Culkin as the bad guy

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

cast of harmony korine's next film looking to put TD stunt casting to shame http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2788550/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

too much bad in an interesting way ... a 60 minute version of this episode, omitting the most protractedly stupid material, might have sustained the impression that the series was getting better as it went along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeDCHfGYU4E

Brad C., Monday, 10 August 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

There could have been 60% less plot, and in its place very long philosophical/etc conversations en route to the drug bust, the orgy, etc. Would've played more to Nic P.'s strengths.

... (Eazy), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

I actually think Pizzolato's plotting is very solid; he's just bad at endings. TD season 1, and his novel Galveston, and this season all ended very clumsily. On the other hand, his dialogue has always been comically awful. McConnaughey and Harrelson just did a better job of selling it.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

i maybe missed something but it felt like the denouement of this hinged on the same kinda non-seqitous epiphany as last time, when they suddenly realised through abstract thought association that the greenness of a shed existing beguilingly in a snapshot found by chance felt auratically comparable to the lawns mowed by the killer. & in this i feel like they went from this sputtering generic conversation about the death of tim riggins to working up a fully formed dossier of the siblings & their grudges.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 10 August 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

as suddenly as a blast from a Remmington, the Catalast Group established their fifedom

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 August 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link

"Failed to upload recording to chadvelc✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧" justified the entire season

Number None, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

^^^^ really dark stuff

ian, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

When I saw that, I was like "would I feel better/worse if the upload had succeeded?" And then I realized I didn't care. About a lot of stuff in the show.

schwantz, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

frank's wife will never get pregnant now :(

ian, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

why the fuck did he have grampa velcro's badge at recess

gr8080, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

because it helps his D&D character cast spells better duh

ian, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

But in the end he also dies pathetically whilst dwarfed by a majestic natural environment, shot all to shit after prancing around the redwoods and trying and failing to operate his cell phone, after losing his previous cell phone with the recording of the evidence of the big conspiracy because someone stepped on it, plus he’ll never know his son was actually his son and not his wife’s rapist’s, and in the end his character arc was basically what would happen if Cormac McCarthy had written Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic,” and the hell with it.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/true-detective-season-two-lines-ranked-1723048186

Number None, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link

why the fuck did he have grampa velcro's badge at recess

― gr8080, Monday, August 10, 2015 4:39 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha otm so sloppy

Spottie, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link

the whole redwood forest scene was ridiculous:

1) as someone pointed out above, it's many, many hours drive from LA
2) Velcoro freaking out, dropping the bag and tripping over the money
3) Holding the fucking phone in one hand and a gun in the other, focused on the phone
4) Final comedic pan to the phone

wtf

calstars, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

"Failed to upload recording to chadvelc✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧" justified the entire season

― Number None, Monday, August 10, 2015 8:19 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the things that makes watching this show difficult is the shadow of the first season, which was very good, & which has no presence in this season but is kind of an unavoidable presence, looming over & ruining everything, suffusing all of the bad, slack scenes with memories of better direction/performances/dialogue. i think because the show is also kind of a formal experiment, of however broadly mapping some kind of Classic True Detective formula across different stories & characters, there is a lens through which you are watching the show which wouldn't apply if this was the first season. Knowing This Story Reflects Juvenile Writer Nic Pizzolatto's Determined Effort To Create Powerful Art, while watching scenes that are so shallow & graceless & brash in their attempt to elicit feeling, just dwarfs everything that's happening on screen to me; the failure-to-upload thing was such a cheap shot, i think. it's so unpoignant, is such a laboriously assembled machinery to inflict such a dull pain on the audience, & i don't know what it would be like to watch it without the kind of jaded x-ray eyes that gift you the knowledge that what you are seeing is just pizzolatto flexing his daringly comprehensive nihilism.

i remember watching some of the last series of 24, in which a show from ten years ago existed in current time, & awkwardly preserved its tv show grammar; there would be these long incredibly sincere soap opera-ish earnest glances between characters, jack furrowing his brow with concern & gazing forlornly in the direction of a love interest in need of his protective care. this kind of emotional grammar gets old so fast, the exchanges seeming suddenly kitschy & inappropriate & over-earnest, & true detective feels so full of just tired, tiiired shit like indulgent thirty second shots reveling in the aura of a depressive guy with a furrowed brow at a bar, or the terse baritone utterances of various basically-cowboy archetypes, just like ... nineties garbage, lynch homage somebody else homage sam peckinpah poster on the wall garbage. it's so bad. this season is so pre-sopranos. it is from a pre-sopranos world. it is mfa studentish in just being a thin layer of leaves raked over a crude assemblage of things that would seem super cool in a tv show.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Monday, 10 August 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

The whole season has been so dreadfully serious, without a thought of comic relief, and then we get .. a message on a cell phone. This is humor.

calstars, Monday, 10 August 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

2) Velcoro freaking out, dropping the bag and tripping over the money
3) Holding the fucking phone in one hand and a gun in the other, focused on the phone
4) Final comedic pan to the phone

i lol'd

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link

A discussion about Ray being such a "North Hollywood cowboy who misses the Palomino" led to a brief conversation about the Long Ryders and Lone Justice

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:49 (eight years ago) link

1) as someone pointed out above, it's many, many hours drive from LA

maybe in reality he was still somewhere 'back there' (like frank was) & forest scene was hallucination (like frank's wife was), fulfilling dream-prediction of death among the tall trees & men with guns
jk but that wd've worked

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

Also a gif of

http://imgur.com/4GaaL49?desktop=1

http://imgur.com/NzOzx1w?desktop=1

Would be nice for any Laurel Canyon rock threads on ILM

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

velcoro and semyon suiting up and doing a crime was p. cool i thought

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 00:56 (eight years ago) link

http://imgur.com/4GaaL49?desktop=1

Http://imgur.com/NzOzx1w?desktop=1

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link

i liked osip saying frank was like son to him (lol on 2 levels, with & at show)

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:05 (eight years ago) link

I had no idea there were so many cars in Laurel canyon...or is that just the feeeway?

calstars, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:08 (eight years ago) link

the extent to which some of these criticisms are contingent on the meme of nic pizzolatto being a real macho man when he really is a lit geek with an interest in transgression and crime and familial connection and a subpar understanding of nihilist theory is showing hard of late, and starting to wear thin

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

Understood. we're just having a laugh

calstars, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link

i liked osip saying frank was like son to him (lol on 2 levels, with & at show)
--drash

this moment actually annoyed me. I was fine with most things that verged on or blatantly were urban noir cliche but that one even my inveterate TD defender self had to go OH COME ON

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link

feel compelled to acknowledge persuasiveness of schlump's pan, yet
still feel sense in which or extent to which this was bad was bad in ways i hadn't seen tv being bad before, which at times led to place which felt beyond good & badness
wd also argue that whatever this show's badness, it's totally, necessarily, post-sopranos

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

the whole redwood forest scene was ridiculous:

1) as someone pointed out above, it's many, many hours drive from LA
2) Velcoro freaking out, dropping the bag and tripping over the money
3) Holding the fucking phone in one hand and a gun in the other, focused on the phone
4) Final comedic pan to the phone

wtf

― calstars, Monday, August 10, 2015 7:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also how he actually took 2/5 of the guys out and was then like fuck it, ani's good, i'm just going to run out into the open and get shot

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link

All the problems aside, I'd still rather watch a show reaching for profundity than the new Hawaii Five-O.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link

and schlump otm mostly, i am viewing this season as a fascinating example of what happens when something that needs 3-4 rewrites is actually just shot as-is.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

one criticism i'd add, relative to s1-- an admittedly pre-sopranos quality of s2-- is that overall pizza played it safe with the main characters

with exception of ray's 2 brutal beatings, these ostensibly super-damaged self-destructive dark characters were overall pretty strait-laced good & heroic
imo si's protagonists much more complicatedly (& challengingly) flawed
one reason i've ended up liking vv's performance is that (whether intentional or unintentional) it lent opacity to frank's character, a genuine indeterminacy (e.g. re whether by show's peculiar code he's good or bad guy)

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, and why not from HBOs perspective...they can get away with it and not lose any viewers for season 3. Anyone here _not_ on board for next season?

calstars, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

also tbf to show, one-season length imposes distinct constraints on plot & characterization
makes it qualitatively different genre from sopranos etc, basically (season to season) it's a miniseries

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

one of the things that makes watching this show difficult is the shadow of the first season, which was very good, & which has no presence in this season but is kind of an unavoidable presence, looming over & ruining everything, suffusing all of the bad, slack scenes with memories of better direction/performances/dialogue. i think because the show is also kind of a formal experiment

i think this is key - just in terms of viewer reception given the broadest idea of the format, multiple seasons, different stories/worlds, same writer/runner.

might be more valid to view this as proof of concept, so that more capable writers / writers w/ more resources, time, etc., can do something with it.

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

like, if you watch treme, you can kinda be like, cmon simon this is no wire, but you're also just barred from bringing that to bear really - it's just a different show

and if you watch a single series that has its bad episodes, even its lesser seasons, you can write it off to, well, they can't all win emmys

but in between, it's not quite that it's shows-within-a-show, and the individuality of the seasons acts like enough of a reset that you won't just allow the writer his local failures in comparison with earlier successes

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

vaughan's character ultimately came closest to marty from s1 (which i maintain was nic p's secret weapon) but like most of s2 he didn't really come from a recognizable place

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link

my thing is, did we need *that* much plot?
the episodes where the focus narrowed were much more enjoyable

the final ep was a hefty bag full of offcuts and loose ends, i seriously could not give a care about 90% of what happened. and names so many goddamn names

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

the plot was *fine* it was just rolled out poorly.

i mean how many loose ends from episodes 1-3 did they try to tie up in episode 8, that doesn't mean they were bad ideas but it does mean they weren't really handled well

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

this moment actually annoyed me. I was fine with most things that verged on or blatantly were urban noir cliche but that one even my inveterate TD defender self had to go OH COME ON

true, but i still enjoyed the punchline (frank switching weapon & shooting him); what made it more than just genre cliche was specific context of frank's (& tds2's) daddy issues

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

I had no idea there were so many cars in Laurel canyon...or is that just the feeeway?

― calstars, Monday, August 10, 2015

feel like if u cannot tell laurel cyn from 101 u r not a cal star

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

xp fair point.

I mean I really enjoyed this, and I recognize what was actually bad and what was called bad for the sake of #content production, and think the latter exceeds the former. I sort of think if it'd been a novel it wouldn't have received as much criticism if any

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

also wonder if them going to venezuela, a notably socialist country, was just a random idea or intentional. I think it was intentional and tied to the points the show hoped to (and sometimes failed to) make

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link

but a novel....is not a tv show

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link

I was not happy that the end of Ani's story was life on the run as mom to Velcoro's miracle babby; her story arc got short-circuited in the interest of knitting together more strands of male fatherlessness, and Frank's wife as complacent surrogate-grandma sidekick made the sexism of the ending about as subtle as rubber buckshot

OTOH props to Pizza for wrapping it all up with a sweet Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid shout-out

Brad C., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link

I liked it. Bring on S3!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

her story arc got short-circuited in the interest of knitting together more strands of male fatherlessness

otm (not just male fatherlessness but sonlessnes; her destiny serves to be vehicle for ray's posthumous happy ending: he will have had 2 true sons)

drash, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

1 failson 1 coolson

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

someday they can face off from opposite sides of the law in true detective season 27

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

but a novel....is not a tv show
--call all destroyer

sometimes it kind of is tho! in this situation it was not

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link

velcoro and semyon suiting up and doing a crime was p. cool i thought

― where the sterls have no name (s.clover)

pumping guitar riff as they drove up into the hills towards the cabin had a wire chairs missing vibe to it.

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 04:13 (eight years ago) link

Dang. Stabbed in right in the ol' diamonds.

andrew m., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

Biggest "how convenient" lol was the giant puddle under Ray's car, which allowed him to see the GIANT RED LIGHT on the biggest transponder they make.

andrew m., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link

A giant puddle!

andrew m., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 04:45 (eight years ago) link

I thought that was like brake fluid or some shit that came loose in the rough process of attaching the transponder, not that big a deal of all the implausible things

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link

a giant puddle on a DRY street

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

"the rough process of attaching the transponder"

sexy!

andrew m., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

it made it unclear whether the vehicle had limited range or was disabled

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link

did they have to change the name of the catalyst group to catalast for some legal reason but didn't bother to ADR the dialogue?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:14 (eight years ago) link

man yeah, that puddle really threw me!

ian, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:38 (eight years ago) link

Brother and a friend have separately pointed out how much from video games has been borrowed from both seasons. Namely in action sequences.

Didn't someone say the 4th episode shootout was from a Call of Duty map?

But the sex house and the 8th episode of this season were essentially Splinter Cell levels. The last episode of season one, the final scene was a bit of a boss fight in the lead up to discovering his location.

The tone and atmosphere resembles horror games at times. The exposition and dialogue with characters like GTA "get a load of this guy" cut scenes.

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:52 (eight years ago) link

Didn't even remember to bring up how influenced by games the famous season one crack den sequence was.

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 05:54 (eight years ago) link

GTA V vibes the whole season

calstars, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 06:19 (eight years ago) link

Definitely GTA V. Rick Springfield character and the drunk mayor especially as character, but the mayor's son, too, Orange Guy.

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link

Just in the way you're introduced to them, just enough to get a sense of what their type is supposed to be and how they'll help, or won't help, the player-protagonist. The way you walk in on them being so very characteristic when you first meet them.

Cunga, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 06:27 (eight years ago) link

Contingent on stunt casting/creator collaboration, they have lost me for season three. This was a waste of time.

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 06:32 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vulture.com/2015/08/true-detective-what-went-wrong.html

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 07:41 (eight years ago) link

also wonder if them going to venezuela, a notably socialist country, was just a random idea or intentional. I think it was intentional and tied to the points the show hoped to (and sometimes failed to) make

They mentioned "no extradition" like 15 times.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 10:30 (eight years ago) link

was Ani's sister named Athena or Antigone? i've saw both referenced in yesterday's postmortems

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 12:11 (eight years ago) link

Ani is short for Antigone. Her sisters name is Athena.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link

ah duh of course thanks

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

I am wondering how the cops/Mexicans/whoever were pretty much able to find Frank/Ray anywhere up and down California except for this one bar run by Scarface Gal, which they both frequented, possibly going back years. How was that a safe haven?

andrew m., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

power of music

j., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

I was really hoping sad singing lady was going to tool up and join Vince and Colin when they took out the Russians

Number None, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

singing sadly through her gas mask, she goes down in a hail of gunfire

cut to close-up of charred and smoking vintage amp

Brad C., Tuesday, 11 August 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=45&v=mz2BhtYFq7U

groovypanda, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

nic pizzolatto, walking through his neighbourhood trying to get inspired for season two, he has been writing so hard his pen has leaked ink all over his shirt, he hallucinates cary fukunaga hurling abuse at him, he is followed by vultures [message board posters]

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link

it's funny, after everything i kinda shrugged at the finale. i did like the Heat vibes, but that just made me feel how much better all that could have come off with better direction and a bit more thoughtful writing. oh well.

can we speculate about season 3 yet??! gotta be new york, right?

ryan, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

feel like the last 30 mins or so needed some real cinematic lyricism, but it felt pedestrian in such way that the inherent absurdity of the situations came to the fore rather than any tragic dimension. this was all about mood and yet it fell flat in that department so often.

ryan, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

pleeeeeease boston pleasepleasepleaaaaasepleaseplease pizzolatto bosssstttonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
xp

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

pittsburgh

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

wichita

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

pahrump idaho

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

Fargo

da croupier, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 04:00 (eight years ago) link

camden county

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link

for real tucson or albuquerque

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link

On a Amtrak train. The Texas Eagle.

andrew m., Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

True Detective Empire Builder: Mystery in the Mountains of Madness

j., Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

my pick would be the texas/mexico border - totally different type of south than louisiana, major sociopolitical issues of all kinds to cover, and closer to pizzo's roots. one of the second season's flaws is that aside from the industrial wasteland vibes, you get no sense of what this california really is, whereas you totally get what the louisiana of season 1 is, and i wonder if that has to do with pizzo being a transplant to cali rather than a native or longtime resident

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

maybe they could set it on the new mexico / mexico border and it could be focused on a teacher who, to raise money for his family after he's been diagnosed with terminal cancer, has begun making methamphetamine and selling it through one of his shady ex-students. Then he gets over his head... True Detective style.

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

feel like ILX could assemble a superior prospective S3 just combining all the tropes from the "In Every Cop Show Ever" thread with the "Celebrities You Never Expected to See Together" thread. Plus $50 million.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

and time to rewrite

j., Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

my pick would be the texas/mexico border

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_(2013_TV_series)

gr8080, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

pulling for a mid-80s setting

that way we don't have to watch a main character deal with connectivity issues during the season finale

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

would be cool if it was set in like 1970's Helsinki or something

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, March 18, 2014 2:28 PM (1 year ago)

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gr8080, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

funny thing about season one was that it was originally supposed to be in the ozarks, i think?

i would, of course, be pretty psyched for a texas set season. and the southwest seems way more in his wheelhouse than a boston/newyork/philly type of thing.

xpost: non-USA locations would also be awesome.

ryan, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link

Yeah. Most of the good parts have been taken by tv-shows already. Miami will be Vice. North either Killing or Fargo. Inner city problems is The Wire. New Orleans is tons of shows and films. On a reservation perhaps? Though with Pizzolatto's attitude towards 'weird spiritualism' that's probably a recipe for something very offensive. Doing 'Chinatown the tv-show' actually seemed like a good idea.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

they shared a salute but in the end ray never really connected with his son. upload failed.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

Not that there can't be more than one show about place, but True Detective relies so much on clichés that the setting has to be sorta original for it not to seem completely stale.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's important.

ryan, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

xps gr8080 i am one of the only people who watched the bridge season 2 (which is great and has none of season 1's flaws h8ers to the left) so yea this is basically my appeal for a version of that show to exist again

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link

I started watching The Bridge season 2 recently on Hulu; it seemed...okay, but Franka Potente's character was very off-putting. I only got two episodes in. Should I keep going?

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

well, she only gets weirder, somewhat akin to anton chigurh but with known trauma. but everything else is pretty outstanding, and bizarre.

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

Next season should be set in caveman times

latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Sergio Aragones' Groo Detective

da croupier, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

would be cool to see a 2015 noir drama re-visit the genre of 90s internet paranoia a la Hackers or The Net

gr8080, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

I thought that's what "halt and catch fire" or whatever it's called was supposed to be like, but I've never bothered to watch it.

akm, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

more like halt and get cancelled

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

lol, da croupier

andrew m., Wednesday, 12 August 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

i also lol'd at groo detective

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link

tbf S2 kinda was groo detective

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 05:46 (eight years ago) link

lol at velcoro's incognito cowboy hat

slam dunk, Thursday, 13 August 2015 06:13 (eight years ago) link

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/546/18932513914_e87f7bee4e_b.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 13 August 2015 11:29 (eight years ago) link

TS: chadvelc✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ vs. savewalterwhite.com

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 13 August 2015 12:35 (eight years ago) link

HBO now talking about reviving the deadwood movies. maybe they're going to pass on a season 3 of TD; have to get back into viewers good graces somehow

akm, Thursday, 13 August 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link

xxp there are no original ideas

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

still unclear about the stated "casually sexist" quality of the final episode.. could anybody clarify on what was so overtly sexist about NP's writing, or characters in the episode? pls pardon my insensitivity, or inability to recognize the sexism at play here.

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

my guess would be that the men get to die their dramatic deaths while the women are the passive receptacles of their memories (and babies).

ryan, Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

ding a ding ding

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

the female true detective somehow gets sidelined in the midst of all this for no good reason and the gun moll acquiesces to a clearly false promise in spectacularly dramatic and stupid fashion.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

it just seemed like the reasonable course of action for MVP Bezzeredes (female, yes) to avoid the dubious end-games that Frank and Ray had set themselves to, to shitty consequence, sure. "gun moll" did put up some protest, no?

braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link

I think a pretty good season 3 could be built in/around the massive nuOil fracking boomtowns of either the Bakken fields of North Dakota or the Permian Basin of Western Texas. Good stew of greed, disposable workers, blood of the earth mythologies, institutional corruption, and lots and lots of crime.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

North Dakota, what's the big city up there

da croupier, Saturday, 15 August 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

butte, ND. pop 68

1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 August 2015 05:08 (eight years ago) link

Now why didn't they name blood & oil that?

da croupier, Saturday, 15 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

Love the ND idea. Past two seasons have been places Nic P. has lived already, so next season will likely be a midwestern liberal-arts college.

... (Eazy), Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link

the ND idea really is outstanding. too good to really happen probably.

ryan, Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

Are you going to watch blood & oil?

da croupier, Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

I think the network and pizzo might be concerned about perception - accused of chasing fargo, even though this crime sounds way different from the crime in the series (or the movie)

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

(xxp)

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

(Just in case someone's like "what's blood & oil?" It's the upcoming network soap about the oil boom in ND and the reason other than Fargo that true d won't be going up there)

da croupier, Saturday, 15 August 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

Well then... I hadn't even heard of Blood & Oil until now.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 15 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

alos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_50-lKvqF4

gr8080, Saturday, 15 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

I'm gonna give Blood & Oil a try for sure. (Don Johnson's in it, btw - take that as warning or enticement, as you will.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 15 August 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

KPCC's Welcome To Vinci podcast is a good one for the behind-the-scenes on Vernon, high-speed rail issues, locations, etc.

http://www.scpr.org/programs/welcome-to-vinci/

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 16 August 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

True Detective Season 3 could easily be about Vince Vaughn's mom:
http://www.madcowprod.com/2015/08/12/true-detective-chicago-el-chapo-vince-vaughns-mom/

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 16 August 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT

franny glasshole (franny glass), Sunday, 16 August 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link

Also that link is pretty crazy, and I hadn't heard about his gun opinions. His mother looks younger than he does.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Sunday, 16 August 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

today, at the park:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNR2mMcVEAEmAQ5.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

idgi where is the sherriff badge encased in lucite

gr8080, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

we were going to go camping in Guerneville for labor day so i looked up filming locations

NOT ONE GUERNEVILLE LOCATION
it's all fuckin mt baldy & sequioa np
lame

yes i am annie wilkes

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

Guerneville's fantastic -- go to the amphitheater in the Armstong Woods. And the breakfast tacos at Coffee Bazaar. Was disappointed that the Northern Cali locations weren't as specific as the SoCal ones on the show.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

i mainly just wanted to go so I can try to see Bohemian Grove or at least say I was near there lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

Missed shootout location in Armstrong Woods:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2357/2188346725_91be1b1793.jpg

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Did they shoot under the skin there?

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

Are they doing season 3 or is that to be determined?

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link

HBO's honcho said “I told Nic our door is open. I’d love to do another season with him. I think he’s spectacular.” Don't think there's been any more detail than that.

da croupier, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

nicki pizza replied, are you saying you want my blue balls in your heart

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

sorry, that was really dumb.

i really hope that season 3 happens, and i really hope they take their time writing it and filming it

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

It got really good ratings iirc, it'll be back, just not necessarily next summer

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

David Cronenberg Passed on True Detective Season Two Because ‘the Script Was Bad’

http://www.vulture.com/2015/10/why-david-cronenberg-passed-on-true-detective.html

Number None, Monday, 5 October 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link

cronenberg otm

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 October 2015 06:41 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/true-detective-season-3-still-up-in-the-air-as-hbo-inks-deal-with-nic-pizzolatto-through-2018-1201642681/

HBO has inked an overall deal with “True Detective” creator Nic Pizzolatto through 2018, Variety has learned. Under the new pact, a number of new projects from Pizzolatto are being considered, including future installments of “True Detective,” though a third season is still not a sure thing.

However, the deal paves the way for a go-ahead decision for another season of “True Detective.” Sources say HBO has been looking to make a change in the way the show is run, given the critical response to the second season, and has presented Pizzolatto with a number of options. Those options include: him working with a staff of writers, having a new showrunner come in, as well as him going it alone again. In all scenarios, he would remain an exec producer.

Sources say HBO has been pressing Pizzolatto for an answer so they can move forward with production on the show.

my harp and me (Eazy), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

don't bother

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Couple of episodes to go. I haven't hated 2 by any means, though I can see why people do--the first season had Woody Harrelson around to mitigate (and make fun of) McConaughey's relentlessly elevated philosophizing, Vaughn and Farrell just pile it on unchecked. The Dolls were funny, right out of the blue (wish they'd turned the volume up). Not sure what's on the mysterious hard drive; maybe it'll be the same stuff that was on that VHS in the first season, but digitized.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 February 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

Definitely got sillier towards the end. I'd sum the whole thing up two ways: 1) Too many lines like "The trajectory of it." Way too many. 2) When Colin Farrell smiled at one point in the last half-hour, I'm pretty sure it was the first and only time he smiled during the entire eight hours. The only time I laughed myself was Vaughn's bucket-list line.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 February 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

I searched "polygon" from the URL and can't see that anybody posted this. Whatever you thought of the show, pretty impressive.

http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/24/9155667/true-detective-season-2-explain-details-characters-plot-help-episode-7-8-recap-overview

clemenza, Sunday, 14 February 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

Season 2 was really good. Some odd jump cuts script and direction wise but there was a lot to hold up against series 1 imo

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Sunday, 14 February 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

Thanks for the Slate link--will look that over. I gave up trying to follow the story in anything more than broad outline by about the third episode. When I criticize the terseness and weird constructions of the script, I do realize it's very consciously stylized to be noir dialogue--you could say the same about Double Indemnity ("Why do they talk like that?" one of my students once asked), and I love the script there. So there is design. Some of the stills in the polygon link are excellent, especially the ones where you can wipe the frame left or right (I've never seen that before).

clemenza, Sunday, 14 February 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

third season doubtful

It was probably just residual but I still got more excited for new S2 eps than I did for just about any other show :(

keepie-uppie tournament official (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link

it did have the edge of the unexpected to it, even if it never materialized. still hope he brings on other writers and better directors for any potential third season.

ryan, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

give me Billy Zane and Linda Fiorentino for toppings, I still want my pizza

keepie-uppie tournament official (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link

Season 3 should better rewrite of Season 2.

King Nagl (Eazy), Friday, 27 May 2016 05:50 (eight years ago) link

*should be a

King Nagl (Eazy), Friday, 27 May 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Robert Downey Jr. and True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto are setting up a new show about Erle Stanley Gardner’s iconic defense lawyer Perry Mason at HBO, Variety reports. It’s the project’s second incarnation for the Iron Man star: Downey Jr. and his wife Susan Downey originally set up a Perry Mason feature at Warner Bros. back in 2011 through their production company Team Downey. Marc Guggenheim was hired to write the feature version, but Nic Pizzolatto will handle writing duties this time around. Pizzolatto, who created and wrote both seasons of True Detective, is under contract at HBO through 2018.

Number None, Thursday, 18 August 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

i can't really begin to imagine what that would be like

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 18 August 2016 22:36 (seven years ago) link

Oh I can and the theme music is fantastic

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 August 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 August 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link

Just re-read Lorrie Moore's good TDS2 essay tonight:

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/2015/09/24/true-detective-sympathy-devil/

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Friday, 19 August 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

i finally watched this. surprised looking back at how negative the consensus was, i thought it was really great. i found the ending a lot more satisfying that s1's for sure: the right kind of unsatisfying (instead of dropping everything interesting in favor of an End Boss)

not that it didn't have probs. i thought the mystery was really cool, characters and locale all totally compelling, but every time anyone opened their mouth, really dumb things came out. sort of got hypnotic after a while.

the three main cop characters were all basically the same, all grim and dutiful in the same way, miserable with a Secret in the same writerly way. after reading Ghettoside i've wanted to see a cop character on the model of those irl successful detectives: driven yes but generally straightforward and untroubled by anything! jockish, a bit boring. probably the wrong thing to having in mind for watching noir.

vaughn, oof. idk man. i like him, but come on. feel like the show gave him the wrong thing to do. couldn't he be funny? vince vaughn is funny, feel like semyon probably got a long way by being funny. kelly reilly was great. they both seemed to be struggling uphill against what was on the page but she did better at it.

goole, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

I guess nobody cared enough to mention that Mahershala Ali has been cast as the lead in S3

Number None, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

yeah that's great news!

goole, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

David Milch's involvement is another intriguing development

Number None, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

didn't know that. i love him but idk if that's good? 15% chance amazing, 85% never ever get made, great job

goole, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

re: VV, i probably said this upthread but the part was clearly written for the guy they wanted, not the guy they got

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link

But Vince won the part by walking into the audition and saying to Nic, "Sometimes the guy you want is the guy you got."

Eazy, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

del toro would have been perfect tho

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://deadline.com/2017/08/true-detective-season-3-pickup-hbo-premise-jeremy-saulnier-nic-pizzolatto-direct-mahershala-ali-star-1202159482/

HBO has officially greenlighted a third season of Nic Pizzolatto’s crime anthology series True Detective. The pickup was considered a formality after the network earlier this summer closed a deal with Oscar winner Mahershala Ali to star in the new installment, with the green light contingent on locking in a director. Jeremy Saulnier (The Green Room) has now been set as a Season 3 director alongside Pizzolatto who will make his directorial debut on the series.

Season 3 of True Detective will tell the story of a macabre crime in the heart of the Ozarks, and a mystery that deepens over decades and plays out in three separate time periods. Ali will play the lead role of Wayne Hays, a state police detective from Northwest Arkansas.

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link

i can personally confirm that the ozarks are a suitably creepy setting for the show

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 September 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

i love Saulnier, and Ali...this bodes well!!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 September 2017 03:55 (six years ago) link

iirc the ozarks was to be the original setting for season one.

anyway yeah i'm all in on this obv.

ryan, Friday, 1 September 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link

Saulnier is a nice fit.

jmm, Friday, 1 September 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link

David Milch cowriting episode 4 apparently :D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 September 2017 04:37 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

dorff

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Pizzolato must be a joy to work with.

Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 9 April 2018 13:37 (six years ago) link

bummer

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUznQds8p4

this looks amazing

Karl Malone, Monday, 27 August 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

i am ready for this

Karl Malone, Monday, 27 August 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

On board

calstars, Monday, 27 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

oh hell yes

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 August 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link

Oh yes let's do this.

ryan, Monday, 27 August 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link

hum. I'll check it out for sure but this trailer isn't particularly exciting to me.
In the meantime, I might try again to watch s2 (I couldn't stand it long enough to make it until the end of... ep1 !)

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 27 August 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link

I was going to say, Ali is a fine actor and all, but this brand was pretty much trashed by that last shitshow!

calzino, Monday, 27 August 2018 09:13 (five years ago) link

I never even attempted S2, but this sounds promising.

brain (krakow), Monday, 27 August 2018 09:36 (five years ago) link

S2 is one of the most singular pieces of trash of the 21st century. I suspect this will be much less interesting

Number None, Monday, 27 August 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link

it's going to take a *lot* more than that trailer to get me on board.

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 August 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

I will eat this pizza

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

+ Mahershala Ali
+ Scoot McNairy
+ Jeremy Saulnier (GREEN ROOM)
+ Milch (or at least a little Milch)

- Season 2

? Steven Dorff
? was Season 2 just a rush job/First Draft Theatre or did Nicky Pizza run out of ideas in Season 1

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 27 August 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

on that last one, i'm leaning toward giving the benefit on rush job/first draft theatre -- feel like there was good stuff in the recipe, just woefully undercooked

http://gph.is/2aeHEbD

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 27 August 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

feel like there was good stuff in the recipe, just woefully undercooked

I'm pretty fascinated by all the perfect ingredients in season 2 that ended up in that undercooked dish: the ambition to cover California north and south; the focus on the industrial L.A. outskirts; Nick Cave covering "All The Gold in California"; Farrell and McAdams; the way the characters all end up in the same spot at the end of the first episode;...but, yeah, undercooked and thus a waste of those ingredients.

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 August 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

+ Jeremy Saulnier (GREEN ROOM)

- Jeremy Saulnier (GREEN ROOM) walking off the series two episodes in

▫◌▫ (sic), Monday, 27 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

Pizza is an awful pseud who got lucky with a talented director/cast and even then the facade collapsed halfway through Season 1

Season 2 is what happens when everyone stops saying no. It's really a fascinating document

Number None, Monday, 27 August 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

otm

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

are they really going back to the past/present young/old framing again?

even so just the idea of a true detective has got me excited again. true detective!! who is the true detective!!! etc

j., Monday, 27 August 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

I didn't like the first season quite as much as most people (McConaughey really wore me down; good thing Harrelson was around to ridicule him), and didn't hate the second one as much, either--it was a mess that held my interest. I'd watch Ali in anything and will watch this.

clemenza, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

I'd pick a new kind of mess over creepy notes made from cut-out magazine letters.

Yung Detective (Eazy), Monday, 27 August 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

are they really going back to the past/present young/old framing again?

tbf this is a good trick and far from exhausted in its potential.

ryan, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

for true detective 4 they should have a time-hopping detective

j., Monday, 27 August 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

Yes. There needs to be one of these every 6 months. Sci-Fi true detective. 19th century true detective. High production values and top talent. Just my wish.

ryan, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

link them all together with the occult mythology of season one, without ever really explaining it.

ryan, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

and they're all just older and older or younger and younger versions of mccaughnaheyyey

j., Monday, 27 August 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

when we can actually time travel pizza can make a True Detective with cary grant and grace kelly

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

this series will never better ILX's David Crosby/Jim Morrison True Detective spec treatment

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 August 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

- Jeremy Saulnier (GREEN ROOM) walking off the series two episodes in

― ▫◌▫ (sic), Monday, August 27, 2018

lmao i has no idea. well, grab yer popcorn.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 27 August 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

Better to think of this as season 1 of The Mahershala Ali Show

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 27 August 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

even then the facade collapsed halfway through Season 1

I thought the second half was really strong! I'm still stuck with the image of sadsack Woody looking through computer dating sites. The last episode whiffed it but still had great moments, although in retrospect the egregious Alan Moore steal seems worse than the plot anticlimax.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 27 August 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

I started re-watching S1 recently but tbh I tuned out around the halfway point and didn't finish it - the attempted headfake of "maybe McConnaghey is the REAL KILLER" for a couple episodes is a very stupid plot derail

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 August 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

Rewatched the second season. Don't think I'd change anything I wrote above--so oppressively grim and self-serious. I don't blame the actors...I blame them a little...but I pretty much hated all four principals by the end. And that last episode--can't think of another big TV series that had such an endlessly drawn-out conclusion. (I bet whoever wrote it had to be talked out of another four or five Vince Vaughn hallucinations in the desert.) I really hope someone has the good sense to loosen things up a bit in the new season (which I'll get to soon).

clemenza, Sunday, 27 January 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

Pizzolatto writes everything

hence he doesn't get talked out of anything

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

forgiven lol

why this season so bad and hated

I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Friday, 31 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

have it ready to go, is it really all that bad

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link

it's bad, but i wouldn't necessarily say don't watch it.

maybe turn your subtitles on as there's lots of mumbling colloquy between vince and colin.

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

it is v bad

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

it's worth watching imo. ppl think VV was a disgrace, basically, and at times they're otm sure

I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Friday, 31 January 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link

shit man I'll watch a disgrace, id cross a street to see a good disgrace

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 31 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

i thought it was ok - not amazing but not ~terrible~

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

by god thats a rave

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link

i watched it less than a year ago in its entirety and have almost completely forgotten the plot

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link

It fails in lots of interesting ways, and there's some genuinely good/weird stuff in it.

ryan, Friday, 31 January 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link

i remember 3 things about this season:

bird head
weird party scene
bleeding to death in the desert

these were all good things but I'm pretty sure that they were the only cool things in the entire season because my general sense of this was that it was fucking terrible

akm, Friday, 31 January 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link

all I remember is people talking in various settings, usually VV

I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Friday, 31 January 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

just started this, first two eps

reading thread from start through to how far ive watched

its an exercise in ppl deciding not to like something in advance, watching it and then telling you they didnt like it, citing the reasons they had stated in advance. gripping stuff.

its good so far. nothing original but moody and cast is interesting enough czand it looks great.

maybe having heard what a disaster it was has insulated me from the shock or something.

steer calmer (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 01:57 (four years ago) link

I’m not going to bother going back and reading all my posts in this thread but I stand by them unequivocally and I’m certain they have aged well

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link

i did some of my best work in this thread, i stand by it #radDetective
also i liked s2

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 05:47 (four years ago) link

true detective official rankings: s2 > s1 >>>> s3

adam, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 11:51 (four years ago) link

each are different, each are a version of a different type of quality

I'll throw in this firecracker tho- why anyone would tell you breaking bad is any better than any of the TD series is beyond me

steer calmer (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link

True Detective S1 was a good piece of filmmaking but grotesquely overrated at the time (although opinion has shifted somewhat since then)

S2 is bad by almost every measure, but I treasure it as a monument to auteurial hubris run amok

S3 is fine. A retreat.

Breaking Bad is just better plotted, written and acted - and crucially, it's infinitely more entertaining. But Breaking Bad has suffered a backlash of its own in recent years, so i'm not sure your firecracker is quite as explosive as you think.

Number None, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:04 (four years ago) link

i thought the breaking bad plot was rubbish. all over the place, didnt follow any internal logic at any stage.

no better than the sopranos tbh.

steer calmer (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

i welcome judgment

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:52 (four years ago) link

true detective is a good example of ok tv that is written by some total dumbasses but has a lot of money spent on it, good casts and cinematography, so people imagine that what they're watching isn't fucking stupid trash.

the second season is its nadir.

third season was just blah.

first season definitely the best. the woody-mcconnaughey pairing makes it.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

its an exercise in ppl deciding not to like something in advance, watching it and then telling you they didnt like it, citing the reasons they had stated in advance.

pretty much, yeah.

i rewatched it recently and it's definitely flawed, sometimes comically so; it's also often wildly entertaining, usually when farrell is onscreen, and while it steals massive plot chunks from chinatown and james ellroy's novel white jazz, i very much like both of those things, so w/e

blame it on the modelo (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link

I watched it last year, having just watched the first season, and having enjoyed that. very much disposed to enjoying it. having a staycation from work and just binging it in my underwear while drinking beer etc. and I honestly couldn't recount the plot because I just couldn't give a fuck about it.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link

I believe it was something to do with papers...signatures all over them

Number None, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

I'd read about how bad the second season was supposed to be, but I honestly don't think I went into it wanting to hate it--if anything, that often works in reverse, something's never as bad as what you're prepared for.

But I thought it was pretty bad (lots of posts earlier in the thread). It held my attention and kept me guessing, but it was just so heavy-handed--I don't think anybody smiled till eight episodes in--and Vince Vaughn's ruminations were like a bad film noir parody.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

(You could say the same thing about MM's character in S1, but Woody Harrelson was there to mock him at almost every turn, so it worked.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

the genius of S1 (for me) was that it took "bad film noir parody" dialogue into gnostic/nihilistic metaphysical extremes...kinda making the philosophical subtext of standard noir into explicit text--which is maybe only a trick that works once but it worked great. MM is almost like an omniscient narrator of his own plot arc.

ryan, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

ok deeper in now, episode 5 down

no doubt the script absolutely clunks at times, and the plot certainly needs line level delivery to be elegant enough to smooth over some real stretches

and ok yes its so far probably better recut and sent out as a ninety minute movie, made in 2003

but im still fine with this

steer calmer (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2020 21:58 (four years ago) link

ok we finished it

twin peaks, sicario, lots of michael mann, explicit nods to twelve monkeys and a dash of terminator 2, some scenes were just plain comically acted and written but what a fuckin lash they gave it

hope they do a third one

kim rong un (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

chinatown, obviously, obviously

kim rong un (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

They did do a third one...

Mule, Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

yes i know thats the joke the joke is that i watched this season now even tho it was years ago

its like true detective

kim rong un (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

how do ya like them flat circles

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:09 (four years ago) link

Goddamnit Rusty

Mule, Sunday, 26 April 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link

All circles are flat, but none was flatter.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 26 April 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link

Rewatched S2E1, and it’s so not noir-for-kicks but really three fucked-up people who converge in the last scene, two wasted and the third on the verge of suicide, maybe all three on the verge of suicide, and then that helicopter shot at Nick Cave doing “All The Gold In California.” It’s so grim that it’s
not fun to talk about, but it works.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 04:52 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

trying very hard not to read the rest of the thread but i started this a few days ago and i think it's a million times better than season one, which had a largely terrible second half. s2 is like a long michael mann film

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:10 (three years ago) link

I’m so glad you’re digging the season, Brad!

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link

yeah season 2 rules, the thought of sitting through s1 again is agonizing, culminating in woody's "green ears" breakthrough

s3 with some distance and perspective was terrible except for dorff

adam, Friday, 5 February 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

flabbergasted at vince vaughn's ability to make me feel emotionally for the dipshit character he plays

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:52 (three years ago) link

OMG thought it was my own little controp that i preferred S2 to S1. McAdams is really funny in this, esp the group counselling scene.

oscar bravo, Friday, 5 February 2021 14:42 (three years ago) link

i... just love big dicks

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

all otm, didn’t watch s2 until recently on account of s1 being two fun performances drowned in bullshit but every second is a delight; the bullshit achieves sentience and yearns for a better life

difficult listening hour, Friday, 5 February 2021 15:11 (three years ago) link

i read the black dahlia the other day, wasn’t even close

difficult listening hour, Friday, 5 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link

about to start the final episode baby!!!!!!!! i am profoundly moved by this season of television

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:24 (three years ago) link

i can't believe people hated this, except i believe that they wanted to

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

its an exercise in ppl deciding not to like something in advance, watching it and then telling you they didnt like it, citing the reasons they had stated in advance. gripping stuff.

deems otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

shakey hating this should've been like a clear sign to me

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:26 (three years ago) link

have fun in the desert brad!

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:27 (three years ago) link

the pretentious dialogue achieves this beautiful textural quality in this show that i've never really encountered before. in the first season it felt isolated to like really actorly monologues and the obligatory metaphysical mumbojumbo; here it's like if a line of dialogue or a conversation runs on long enough someone will kind of lose and find their way through it impressionistically. i have no idea if the effect is intentional but it's there and i frankly cannot get enough of it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:33 (three years ago) link

season 2 was filmed in a harsh off-putting light which I think did a lot of people in but which in retrospect was fascinating

Dan S, Saturday, 6 February 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link

If you liked S1, like I did, why would you decide in advance not to like S2? That makes no sense.

clemenza, Saturday, 6 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link

I loved S1, went into S2 with an open mind but hated every moment of it.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:12 (three years ago) link

it's absolute dross!

calzino, Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:14 (three years ago) link

the dead weight of the consistently terrible dialogue just crushes the life out of it, an unintentional horror show that left me groaning every two minutes between longer spells of being bored rigid.

calzino, Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:21 (three years ago) link

in a world where Christopher Nolan makes a living who's to say what terrible dialogue is?

Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:40 (three years ago) link

idk whoever wrote this shite makes it look like the dialogue in Batman's Stinky Dark Follow-through was the work of Arthur Miller!

calzino, Saturday, 6 February 2021 08:46 (three years ago) link

I think that i agree with everyone

But mainly brad, and nv raises a huge point

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 10:38 (three years ago) link

If you liked S1, like I did, why would you decide in advance not to like S2? That makes no sense.

― clemenza

I cannot answer this for u clem.

This is ur journey

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 10:46 (three years ago) link

I can't remember how this thread goes, but although someone certainly could have decided not to like s2 in advance, I don't think anyone could have accounted for the particular type of badness exhibited here

It's sui generis if nothing else. And definitely one of the most memorable seasons of TV in the past decade or so

Number None, Saturday, 6 February 2021 10:58 (three years ago) link

It kinda does for moody cop shows what twin peaks did for soaps

But unintentionally and not exactly

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 11:34 (three years ago) link

Are my thoughts my own
Am I steering this thing

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2021 12:53 (three years ago) link

Did i dream this belief
Or did i believe this dream

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:00 (three years ago) link

Obv with brad here btw, the four leads got a hard time from various sources for their performances in this and every one of them had moments or episodes where i was all in for them

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link

McAdams was good.

The bland dude was so bland that when I read dmac's post about four leads I had to google it to remember his character.

Colin Farrell as Ray Velcro was terrible. Truly one of the worst written and performed roles ever. The equivalent of being trapped in an elevator with someone being emotionally moved by a Decemberists album.

Vince Vaughn's performance was beyond good and bad, like some Dr. Manhattan-level of non-judgment, but also feel like it should be sent to Mars for the good of humanity.

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Saturday, 6 February 2021 13:51 (three years ago) link

vaughn is so good in this imo that i can’t help but think ppl brought prior baggage to the table

in no way does this season deserve to be brought up in any proximity to the name “nolan” come on

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link

like, for one thing, this season is funny

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

i guess noodle vague was making more of a general state of the world comparison there lol

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

farrell plays someone who is indistinguishable from a bottomed-out version of crockett in miami vice. i love him in this mode, very little for me to complain about. the scenes with his kid somehow strike the balance between being totally fucking hilarious and very sad. i found this way more interesting than woody’s marital troubles in season one or whatever

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

not sure i can understand thinking it's one of the worst written or performed roles ever... if so, your bar for this is really high to me. not sure what the decemberists have to do with it either

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link

obviously the dialogue in this is extremely extreme but while blockbuster dialogue may also be selfserious (or as in the mcu a homogenized glibness slurry) it could hardly be accused of being rococo. or even self-indulgent! that stuff is indulging someone else; god knows who. anyway i do understand people being repelled by the style but in that case you might think they'd go easier on the actors, who all have impossible jobs.

farrell/kid scenes are genuinely lynchian: endless pauses and yeah that funnysad superimposition that's never allowed to collapse. but i'd have to watch whole thing again to rly get any closer to why i was riveted.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 6 February 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link

I think its pretty bold and well executed- farrell, a fine actor of very strong instinct imo, is playing a guy who fairly hates his kid instinctively, a guy who would certainly have beaten the shit out of this kid as a classmate.

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link

hates his kid and yet is desperate for an emotional connection with him that he may never acquire... wonderfully conveyed

the kid's near-total indifference to it is also what expands the comedy and the tragedy

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

there are a lot of contrived paths for that kind of plotline and imo true detective season two took none of them

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/dz3GoHg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LCblucD.jpg

also look at this goddamn show

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link

Kid has long ago retreated

Farrell's frustration with himself having engineered exactly this situation transfers to his reaction when his kid is actually bullied

The lack of the usual trite resolution is good, yes

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:43 (three years ago) link


The bland dude was so bland that when I read dmac's post about four leads I had to google it to remember his character.

Colin Farrell as Ray Velcro was terrible. Truly one of the worst written and performed roles ever. The equivalent of being trapped in an elevator with someone being emotionally moved by a Decemberists album.

Vince Vaughn's performance was beyond good and bad, like some Dr. Manhattan-level of non-judgment, but also feel like it should be sent to Mars for the good of humanity.

― Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR

All terrifically wrong takes should be written this well imo

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

love that this show ends with the two female leads off on some lesbian coparenting journey in venezuela, a happy ending

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

No thats what turned it into a modern horror, actually

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link

I liked this at the time (except for that goddamn singer in the bar) but don't have HBO at the moment so can't re-watch. It's definitely one of my favorite Vaughn performances.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

I usually agree with Brad on most things but man I hated this season. You almost have me thinking I should revisit it though. I thought season 1 was a let down in the end but I thought the general tone and feel of that season transcended the rubbish bits; but season two didnt seem like it accomplished that at all to me. I honestly can't even remember what it was about. Season 3 is the only one that was wholly successful. I was just thinking about this show yesterday morning and wondering if they were ever going to do a Season 4.

akm, Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

i love the singer in the bar it's such a good trope, especially when she's singing to an empty room of upside down chairs in the last episode

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

maybe i am at this point overrating true detective season 2 but this is the first time in memory that a television show has had the same effect on me as great genre cinema. it's telling that i'm not the only person itt comparing it to mann. collateral, miami vice, even heat are movies that tell crime stories where the surreality is not the focus (cf. lynch) but is instead a part of the texture of the reality they're creating, down to the staging, acting, writing, and the way the light is filmed (+ the most beautiful overhead shots of los angeles highways)

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link

Have you seen S3 yet?

clemenza, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:31 (three years ago) link

not yet!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

I thought S3 was an improvement every which way, especially in performance (Mahershala Ali, Carmen Ejogo) and visually. I posted this still on the S3 thread.

http://phildellio.tripod.com/ali.jpg

clemenza, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link

also, for the people who hated every moment of s2... even the shootout in episode four?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:35 (three years ago) link

Honestly, (spoiler hidden) when Farrell's character got shot I was genuinely shocked because the tone they'd set made it utterly plausible that that could happen. It had real impact. (And it wasn't even disappointing that that turned out differently. It still worked.)

Also, Rick Springfield is fucking incredible in it.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link

I dislike Vince Vaughan and find Colin Farrell unwatchable (to the point that I can't even get through 10 minutes of The New World) but I'm gonna start hate-watching this tonight, yay thread

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 6 February 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

I think youd need to set each season of TD totally separately tbh

S3 is very, very good but has elements that grate because, and id need to check the thread to see my thoughts at the time, they were v obviously at times setting up outcomes that were v clearly going to be snatched away and the writers going "aha" at you

The "aha" here is exactly as brad described. Zero fuckin twist, that air of impending doom and gloom? that's where we are heading, ppl. A slow, straight story in many ways.

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

Checked there- thread has only 198 posts ffs, deserved more than that imo

Third one, as i noted, is a lot nicer to everyone involved and earns that right.

The time/memory elements are really well done. Ali is wonderful, everyone else is better than good.

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link

Has everyone seen vaughn in brawl in cell block 99 because imo taken with this thats a hell of a one-two

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link

colin farrell is 1) good and 2) very hot :(

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

am i allowed to put screenshots in spoiler tags, lets find out

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/xfSj1no.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Win0ce8.jpg

what i'm trying to say is: masterpiece

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

lol that didn't turn out right oh well

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

Has everyone seen vaughn in brawl in cell block 99 because imo taken with this thats a hell of a one-two

I saw it. Someone — I forget who or where — said that the version directed by John Carpenter would have started at the 45-minute mark of Zahler's version, and that was dead on. Vaughn was pretty good in it, though.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link

In searching i found a couple of posts by yourself that were not fulsome in praise alright

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

I liked Colin Farrell in Minority Report! And he was fine in In Bruges. idk why I find him unwatchable. Sexy? nooooo

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 6 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

Brad calling this a masterpiece is giving me blue balls, in my heart.

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:21 (three years ago) link

Colin Farrell could act that

cpt otm (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 February 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

This is good so far, bf likes it more than S1, personally I'm OK with Colin Farrell as long as his character stays drunk and the hot cop looks like Jonsi fucked Sam Rockwell

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:02 (three years ago) link

Do u refer to the surly norse god tim riggins esq

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

Oh is he in other things? I would not mind watching them

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:08 (three years ago) link

Watch JOHN CARTER. It’s another thing people shit on and were wrong about.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link

His breakout role is as the supporting edifice for tim riggins abs in friday night lights the series we have threads about it, we liked it a lot

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link

Battleship is dumb af and a lot of fun tbh

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:16 (three years ago) link

john carter was very enjoyable. i wasn't aware of its world historical bomb status when i saw it so i feel confident that this is a Real Opinion and not a challop

adam, Sunday, 7 February 2021 13:06 (three years ago) link

I wasn’t a beloved before, but quarantine has really taken its toll.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 7 February 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

iirc his performance in Carter can be best described as “mostly shirtless”

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 7 February 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link

John Carter seems to have evaporated his acting career

akm, Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

That's the atmosphere on mars for you

But TD 2 was a few years after, no?

I think hes worth casting in a cop story or w/e tbh

But look, matty saracen has been limited to playing jessica albas comedy relief so...?

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

first go round i didnt realize that Deadwood Dan Dority was the corpulent, flatulent drunk detective who gets got during the shootout

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Sunday, 7 February 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

We love dan dority

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link

Dority: as soon as that actor appeared on the screen I said "oh I love that guy" but I have no idea what I've seen him in, never watched Deadwood

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 7 February 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Something about mary so

cpt otm (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

I watched all of deadwood before realizing they were the same guy

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 7 February 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

Actor Prosopagnosia: A Proso-poll-nosia

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Monday, 8 February 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

def easier to tell if youve seen the deadwood movie

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 8 February 2021 01:32 (three years ago) link

I’m seriously going to have to rewatch this because of you people?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 February 2021 05:20 (three years ago) link

Covid changed everything

cpt otm (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

Finished E3 last night and this is so far a "I do not recommend" season

It is interesting to see just how weird and ya Michael Mann-y it is

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 8 February 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link

I’m seriously going to have to rewatch this because of you people?!

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, February 7, 2021 10:20 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

you can do what you want. you're free to be wrong

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link

^new board description pllllllzzz

he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 February 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

i’m really into marking v bad decisions about what to watch recently. so i’m going to watch this. i’m not into psychogeography at all but i really want something that does for LA what much of the first series did for louisiana mystical landscape. everything anyone has said tells me this is not that series and i shd probably just finish city of quartz or reread an old pynchon or something. but i’m making bad decisions about what to watch so.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 8 February 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

Yeah look i am not *recommending* this, all of the criticisms of it are correct but they are not ~right~

cpt otm (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link

fizzles have you seen los angeles plays itself?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 8 February 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

darragh you’re for it if it’s crap.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 8 February 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

i’m relying on you here.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 8 February 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

dlh- no! would it be roughly in the space i outlined?

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 8 February 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

oh i wait i just looked it up - i have seen this yes. it was excellent. (but clearly not memorably so :| maybe i should watch it again)

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 8 February 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

it's idiosyncratic and even in places cranky but yeah i think so? last time i was on an LA kick (city of quartz and all) i could have watched it for 30 hours.

definitely watch this excellent season of television tho lol.

xp haha i did think odds were pretty good but just checking

difficult listening hour, Monday, 8 February 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

los angeles plays itself is great, especially if you are a los angeles lover (such as myself) and don't mind crotchety old man pet-peeves being discussed at length

Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

i really want something that does for LA what much of the first series did for louisiana mystical landscape.

S2 does for LA what a double-double animal-style does to an In-N-Out bathroom.

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

to anfor

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:06 (three years ago) link

I hated this with so much vigour the first time round I know there is little point giving it another shot

calzino, Monday, 8 February 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

Look fizzles there are people that arent sure what to make of many of the artistic choices made in herzogs bad lieutenant, imo this isnt quite that beast but id personally judge it in the round as quite separate to a lot of the stuff one would usually say was important to a tv show, because certainly the script absolutely lumbers and certainly some of the actors are more interesting than strictly speaking capable but i was nonetheless compelled

cpt otm (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link

i liked it much better the second time around, perhaps bc i didn't watch it right on the heels of TD1.

it's possible my opinion is not to be trusted tho, as i like Vince Vaughn in this and am kind of annoyed with Farrell.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link

i'm curious exactly what i'd be "wrong" about if i rewatched??

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link

i really want something that does for LA what much of the first series did for louisiana mystical landscape

I'm one of the naysayers, but if you are interested in the look of S2, here's something I posted way upthread that's still up. A lot of stills.

https://www.polygon.com/2015/8/24/9155667/true-detective-season-2-explain-details-characters-plot-help-episode-7-8-recap-overview

clemenza, Monday, 8 February 2021 22:34 (three years ago) link

Well, next month I'm going to convince you all to watch Paul Haggis' "Crash"

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 05:15 (three years ago) link

Good luck with that. * insert wall of barf emojis *

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:05 (three years ago) link

fuuuuuuck that

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:12 (three years ago) link

No one will ever convince me to re watch “Crash” (unless serious cash is involved)

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 February 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

AND EVEN THEN

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 February 2021 10:12 (three years ago) link

of all things, crash? i regret convincing you to watch this

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 13:14 (three years ago) link

Sorry Brad I did extremely hate it

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 13:39 (three years ago) link

One upshot was that I learned about Vernon, CA! I thought Vinci was a far-fetched concept until I read up about Vernon

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 13:39 (three years ago) link

oh damn vinci is based on vernon? that makes sense

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link

my memory of the inferior Crash is that i got to the part where the white cop sexually assaulted the black woman they pulled over and I turned it off. i heard the white cop ends up being the hero, yes?

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link

bringing up crash in proximity to this season of television is irresponsible

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link

no way is there a line in crash as good as "everything is fucking," ffs

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

I thought we were referencing that other crash movie tbh

scampsite (darraghmac), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

i could definitely rewatch cronencrash

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link

i still haven't seen the cronenberg crash, i assume i would love it tho

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

from here on out i am referring to the bad crash as "paul greencrash"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

i first saw cronencrash in college amongst an audience of holly hunter obsessed would-be-degenerates who, based on the marketing, somehow thought it would be porn adjacent. we all walked away very confused.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

"paul greencrash"

I love that

Oddly enough what upset me the most was the incomprehensibility of the plotting, I was already angry about the Ledo-methlab weirdness, the "the secret to solving this case is in finding that random sex worker" weirdness... then, it was a "oh surely these random illegitimate children are the culprits and they have the hard drive" moment made me punch the couch angrily in a way I haven't since James Hurley spent three episodes in a soap opera

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

My defining Cronenmoment was being invited by my roommates at age 18 to go see a screening of "Dead Ringers", I had randomly seen "M Butterfly" but that's all I knew about this director, and that Genevieve Bujold was Janeway Mk. 1

We all walked out of the movie in a state of bewildered shock and despite being general non-drinkers we all agreed we needed beers right away and did so

A week later I was looking at TV Guide and I saw that "Dead Ringers" was scheduled. The entry read like "Dead Ringers (Cronenburg, 1990), horror" and I shouted to my roommate "hey Ian I figured out that movie, it was a horror film" and Ian yelled back "ohhhhhhhhhhh now I get it"

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

*just googled it, 1988 not 1990

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

james hurley and everyone else spent a lot longer than that in a soap opera tbf

forgot about the random illegitimate children lol. i mean i forgot all the plot, just faces and rooms and rick springfield’s tie/shirt-buttons situation

difficult listening hour, Friday, 12 February 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

"alien gynecological tools" is the phrase i'll always associate with dead ringers

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link

Sorry if I got it twisted, I thought we were talking about non-Cronenberg Crash

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link

I have not seen Cronenberg Crash

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:42 (three years ago) link

the mystery does not matter and in fact it's good that it ends in anticlimax

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link

like, the mystery doesn't matter in twin peaks either btw

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link

this “something else”— the wrong interpretation of the clues— is what we call the world

difficult listening hour, Friday, 12 February 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

for me literally all of the enjoyment is in the atmosphere, the photography, and the performances. the incomprehensibility of the plotting actually makes the show vibrate with extra surreal energy, even though it evaporates from the mind with every progression... again, feature, not flaw

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

oh wait i also love all of the nonsense in the dialogue, as i stated above

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link

I kinda feel like true detective s2 walked so Too Old to Die Young could fuck

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Friday, 12 February 2021 17:02 (three years ago) link

"you have one of the largest auras i've ever seen. it's taking up this whole room"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

This is why Brad is one of the best posters; his enthusiasm is very contagious even when I fucking hate him for using it for evil.

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

my pronouns are they/them btw (no need to apologize)

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

and i am not using my powers for evil, everyone here is capable of not watching the thing they think is bad, and i walk a lonely road

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

I watched it because you thought it was good! and to your credit I'm glad I did if only because I think it finally cured me of my Colin Farrell allergy and I might be able to finish The New World at last

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 12 February 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

then it served its purpose

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

ok seen first two episodes, and i'm sort of enjoying it. the morass of psychosexual collapse as a foundation for everything that's going on is quite palpable, which is good. the sense of people being on the edge works. aerial shots of freeways and intersections are unfortunately not enough to connect place to that morass, which is a shame. vince vaughan is a totally empty vessel, a complete void of acting and presence, but that in itself is sort of ok for who he is. there's an internal and meta sense of 'what the fuck are we participating in'. skating badly around in a messy, degraded chandler landscape of cheap casinos.

could it be very much better - yes by god, but yes actually quite enjoying it. i wonder if it was partly fucked over by being a follow up to true detective. it's a different sort of animal.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

and they have a *lot* of fun with interior decoration. the bel air mayor's pad is great.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

This revive is reminding me that I really wish Too Old To Die Young was available on DVD, because I want to see it and will never get Amazon Prime

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 13 February 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

Thats the stuff fizzles take it as it is and theres a hollow dread to it, and tbh vaughn delivers as it goes on

scampsite (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 February 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

Interested what you think the farther you get into it. My first post in this thread, after a couple of episodes, was positive too. By the end, I was exhausted.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 February 2021 02:31 (three years ago) link

The acting was really good imo. Some of those monologues were super-clunky but they (esp Semyon and his girlfriend) sold it well

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 14 February 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

The monologues were almost showily awful, like it cannot have been purely incompetence imo

scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

aerial shots of freeways and intersections are unfortunately not enough to connect place to that morass, which is a shame

I felt the opposite, in its attempt at being a Great California Novel. It felt like so many strands of California fit into the story, from agriculture to casinos to cults to the landscapes. I wish the Guerneville/Bohemian Grove sections either had a greater sense of place/location or were moved to somewhere plausible in SoCal.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 February 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link

Also, maybe it was shared way up above, but the NY Times did a good story on Vernon, CA.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 February 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link

I felt the opposite, in its attempt at being a Great California Novel. It felt like so many strands of California fit into the story, from agriculture to casinos to cults to the landscapes. I wish the Guerneville/Bohemian Grove sections either had a greater sense of place/location or were moved to somewhere plausible in SoCal.

interesting. there was a bit where they were going to interview someone out by some crop irrigation, and i did think that it was good the way they were weaving in hard industry (toxic waste), casino and prostitution and driver services, crime and cults. so, yes, in fact i think you're right. i guess i felt that it didn't quite map on to a topography for me, which might have made it more powerful. oddly you get very little sense of them driving along via those intersections. unlike the first TD, there's perhaps not so much external sense of them driving.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Sunday, 14 February 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link

Yeah, the first episode, ending with that amazing shot of the crime scene pulling away off the coast at sunrise, sets up the show for having a greater sense of how areas connect, rather than cutting from one to the next with the same freeway shots.

... (Eazy), Monday, 15 February 2021 06:57 (three years ago) link

well too old to die young sure is something, like taking all the boring parts of td2 and patiently stretching them into taffy. thx brad and thread

adam, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:08 (three years ago) link

seems like as good a place as any for this

Set the Night on Fire: LA in the Sixties

Los Angeles in the sixties was a hotbed of political and social upheaval. The city was a launchpad for Black Power—where Malcolm X and Angela Davis first came to prominence and the Watts uprising shook the nation. The city was home to the Chicano Blowouts and Chicano Moratorium, as well as being the birthplace of “Asian American” as a political identity. It was a locus of the antiwar movement, gay liberation movement, and women’s movement, and, of course, the capital of California counterculture.

Mike Davis and Jon Wiener provide the first comprehensive movement history of L.A. in the sixties, drawing on extensive archival research and dozens of interviews with principal figures, as well as the authors’ storied personal histories as activists. Following on from Davis’s awardwinning L.A. history, City of Quartz, Set the Night on Fire is a historical tour de force, delivered in scintillating and fiercely beautiful prose.

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

“The familiar, monochromatic picture of Los Angeles in the sixties—all Hollywood pop and Didion ennui—required a million people of African, Asian, and Mexican ancestry to be ‘edited out of utopia,’ as Mike Davis and Jon Wiener put it. What those people actually did, alongside antiwar feminists, high school students, and others, is the heart of this book, and it’s a big heart. No one could tell these intersecting stories better than Davis and Wiener, and their book gives us back a great city’s greatness in its movements, edges, and other centers, so many of them forgotten.”

I don't know, maybe those people could have told their own stories better than Davis and Wiener. We'll never know, though, will we?

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

i hope they’ve got a good bibliography of primary sources. but i liked mike davis’ city of quartz v much (still need to finish it ofc) and may give this a go. my god my reading backlog though :/

Lord of the RONGS (Fizzles), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

“This angst cop drama you’ve got goin’ on”

We’re Up All Night To Get Lochte (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 March 2021 10:56 (three years ago) link

Did everyone watching this report back, im v curious as to how the endings stick

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link

with your angst cop drama and your cocaine tongue
you get nothing done

righteous oxide (PBKR), Friday, 26 March 2021 12:04 (three years ago) link

I feel like this season is conscious of how ridiculous it often is (and I like that)

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:19 (three years ago) link

i have paused on this, but will be returning.

Fizzles, Friday, 2 April 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Re-watching this now for the first time since it was new and liking it a lot.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

Every time you watch this show Anthony Kiedis reproduces a clone (asexually, but you never know).

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

liked it the second time around much much better


maybe they shouldn’t have called it True Detective idk

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

Seriously; just calling it Nick Lottapizza's California Noir would have been just fine.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

happy to have been on the right side of history for this one

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:26 (three months ago) link


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