Okay, I admit it, I googled my name and was looking around and found stuff that ties together in a really freaky fashion that would creep me out if I was on crank and all paranoid.

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1. There is a kid in Tama, North Dakota, with my exact name, Matt Cibula.
2. There is a gothcore band from Slovakia called Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour Of Queer Decay with a drummer named Cibula. This drummer looks exactly like me, except harder and more European.
3. The kind of drums he plays: Tama.

Dude. I know Tama is a popular brand of drum, but come on, that would freak me out if I was on dope.

So this thread is about freaky coincidences like that.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

1. There is another guy out there with my name who does guitar tab for Bad Religion songs.
2. I sometimes think religion can be bad.

Okay, not exactly earthshaking, I know.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

WOAH SEAN THAT IS JUST SO WOAH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour Of Queer Decay

!!!!!

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE POPE, DAN

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

One time in in the early '90s in either Raygun or Bikini magazine, I forget which, they coincidentally ran reviews on the same page of albums by the soul duo Charles and Eddie and the folk-punk band Cordelia's Dad, who have nothing in common with each other. (Neither review was by me; in fact, I had never heard of either band.) My name is Charles Eddy, and I have a daughter named Cordelia. True story!

― chuck, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

My name MEANS "God's judge", dude. You might be SOL.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

There is another drummer named Jordan Cohen. He played for Powerman 5000 for awhile, apparently. If I meet him I'm going to fucking kill him (as befits a doppleganger).

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

When I google my name I get some porn actress, Ken Starr, and Chelsea Clinton. Ho hum.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be great if they just showed up on your doorstep. "Um hi, you Googled us?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i get the gay black porn star Ken Taylor, the ex- canadian ambassador to iran Ken Taylor and then a bunch of shit i wrote in university

― ken taylrr, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

dan-HAHA!!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I picked up this reissue of a kick-ass freak-rock album by sometime Sun City Girls associate Eddy Detroit; I searched to see if anyone had mentioned him on ILM before, and all I found were a bunch of posts by Chuck talking about cruising down Woodward or something.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Rick and Massimo are (or were) two characters in a soap opera that was popular enough to have web sites devoted to transcriptions of episodes, in which they apparently interacted enough that their names appeared side by side.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a guy with my name who writes about ice cream on food message boards. I also love ice cream.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

soon after moving to san francisco i received a phone call from a woman asking for matt (my name). i told her that i was matt and then she started talking about the fact that she was going to be coming to town and asked how i was doing and stuff. the whole time i couldn't place the woman's voice, i had no idea who this woman was.

our conversation didn't last too long before we realized that we did not know one another. she asked about my last name and when i told her what it was she thought i was messing with her. you see she was trying to call matt "schmidt" and my last name is "schmidt". long story short, we found out that i wasn't the only matt "schmidt" living on this particular block of mission st in san francisco.

― metfigga (metfigga), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently someone with my name played drums for some "Joy Order" band. Never heard of them. I'd reckon they're shit.

― stephen morris, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

There are 113,000 worldwide webpages returned for "George Smith" in Google, a mind-rottingly common name. However, on the first page of results, I own two of them, but not georgesmith.com.

― George Smith, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The only other Dom Passantino (well, Dominic Passantino) in the world died after a joss stick fell onto some papers in his college dorm and burnt him alive.

Well done him.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

there are no other donnison laing's apparently.

― don, Friday, 9 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Swartz was notorious for later-term abortions at least by 1988 (he also was involved in the killing of Jody Rosen in 1986; Rosen was used by her mother as a poster child for euthanasia in the Oregon 1994 election)."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

there's this guy too

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Thirty-three-year old band director Scott Seward knew what he wanted
to do with his life since he was a sophomore in high school. Scott
says, like many others in his profession, his high school band
director influenced him. "It just looked like a great job," he says.

Although his high school didn't offer any music or band-related clubs,
Scott says was so involved in his high school band that it prepared
him well for his future career. In college, Scott participated in almost
no clubs because, as with almost all music majors, the study of
music is so all-encompassing that it leaves very little time for anything
else besides practicing and attending rehearsals or classes, he
says.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Just replace "band director" with "sitting on the couch listening to records" and you've got me!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I eagerly await the googlers for this thread.

― ferg (Ferg), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dr. [Anthony] Miccio enjoys fishing, jogging and sports."

I find this kind of hysterical cuz I hate all three.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, this guy's life is righfully mine:

Scott Seward has returned to the NCGA
after previously working here in 1999 as our
Assistant Director of Course Rating and
Handicapping. He is now filling the new split-off
position of Assistant Director of Course Rating. Scott served at the Greater Cincinnati Golf Association for two years, where he started as a USGA
P.J. Boatwright, Jr., intern and became Communications Manager. Scott and his wife, Laurie, have been married 12 years

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually WAS a USGA P.J. Boatwright, Jr., intern but i was fired for sleeping with the groundskeeper.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

According to google, I'm the guy in the middle:

http://www.dix.army.mil/PAO/Post02/post070302/images/WTC-bldgs.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the alpha and the omega, it seems.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.kcmo.org/council.nsf/web/home?opendocument

― chuck, Friday, 9 April 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

How's life on the mayor's prayer breakfast committee?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Colin Beckett shares this enjoyment of traditional medium but uses oil paint to translate his emotive ideas. A purely intuitive painter was however the exception rather than the rule with this years crop of graduates"

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

translate his emotive ideas

Emo painters?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My Brother Searched his name and in the pictures was a picture of a tombstone with his name on it. i guess thats kinda weird

― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

About Adam Levine
Adam and his wife Cindy just moved to Paso Robles in August of 2003 from Pacifica after they discovered our beautiful location. Both Adam and Cindy say they are "loving the countryside, and the people are great!" As an active player and session musician, Paso is the perfect location when both San Francisco and LA are seeking Adam's talent. Cindy is an avid supportive partner for Adam's work as well as a Remax realtor in downtown Paso. Together they have a 9 year old son Noah, who we think is a really cool kid.
Adam has done session work with artists on Capitol, Warner Brothers, and Motown Records. His commercial credits include McDonalds, Taco Bell, and TV shows such as "Cheers," "Simon and Simon," and "Wings." Adam is clearly a working musician who knows his craft and his business! However, his creative life is just not in harmony without teaching which is his other love. Adam's extensive 30 year teaching experience includes being an instructor and director of the Grove School of Music for 13 years, teaching at the Musician's Institute for 3 years, and currently a recognized teacher at the National Guitar Workshops. He has taken his life experiences and has created a guitar program based on the real world of working musicians who love to play. His students have gone on to play with stars such as Nora Jones, George Benson, and Celine Dion. Adam says, "If I don't balance the time I devote to playing and teaching, something feels off. I'm a player and a teacher and I take both just as seriously."
When asked what his dreams were for the Levine Guitar Academy, he said that he intends to establish it as one of the best music schools in the country. Whether to prepare people for a career in music, or to simply creatively enrich their lives, Adam hopes that his students will find the Levine Guitar Academy a place where they can go as far as they would like.
To read what the press has said about Adam Levine, click here.
You may email Adam directly at [email protected]

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam and his wife Cindy just moved to Paso Robles in August of 2003

It's sorta you, but not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, so close!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But yet...so very very far.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael DADDINO
1879 - ____
BIRTH: 1879, Italy
DEATH: Riverside, NJ
Father: Giuseppe (Joseph) DADDINO
Mother: Rose PROVENZANO

Family 1 : Rose UNKNOWN
MariRosario DADDINO
Elvira DADDINO
Frederick (Febby) DADDINO
Michael DADDINO

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Also...

Michael DADDINO
19 Jul 1925 - May 1968
BIRTH: 19 Jul 1925, Riverside, Burlington, NJ
DEATH: May 1968, New Jersey
Father: Michael DADDINO
Mother: Rose UNKNOWN

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Some dude named Philip Sherburne got busted for illegal lawnmower repair in Rhode Island. I lived in RI but I would like to make it very clear that I am not now nor have I ever been a lawnmower repairman, legal or il-.

More troublingly, there's a sketchy promoter in Denver or something named Philip Sherburne. Again, no connection. All the shows I sketchily promote are in SF, and I have no intentions of fleecing people outside my home state. Thank you.

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Saturday, 10 April 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick Sergeant, Dick York. Wait a minute, Sergeant York! WHOA......

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2004 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

And I was just thinking that earlier today at work! Freaky!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2004 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

So there's another Steve Kiviat who's out in California I think who writes about comic books and non-sports collectors cards and he started the Gummie Awards!

Evolution and History of the Gummies Awards: We started The Gummies in 1991 as a result of a suggestion by reader, collector, NSU writer, and card manufacturer Steve Kiviat of Rosem Enterprises (A man who wear's many hats!). There were no other similar contests for non-sport cards and we thought it sounded like a great idea. They were named The Gummies in honor of the gum that used to come in card packs.

― Steve Kiviat (Steve K), Saturday, 10 April 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn it, my secret identity is out: I'm actually John Edmond "Minstrel of the Wild"

Interestingly enough, I have a new CD out: http://www.mazoe.com/john.html

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i hear rhode island is fucked up, dirty, and way corrupt. is there a more mob-shakedown 'crime' than 'illegal lawn mower repair'?

we are both aquarians, this aussie tool fan in dipshit shirt, and i.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 10 April 2004 05:31 (twenty-two years ago)

this guy testified against mcdonald's, and i feel pretty guilty when i eat there!

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 10 April 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

when i google my name i got a hippy who writes books about magic crystals and other spiritual apparel and a championship surfer. neither of these have anything in comon with me in any way and both come across as dickheads, neither looks anything like me. also one guy in a band which has the complete opposite musical taste to me. this makes me either want to change my nasme or do something that would wipe all these people from the search engines.

― Aspect, Saturday, 10 April 2004 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The first time I tried this, I picked up on this rather startling piece of information - I share the same name as the guitarist and founder member of KC & the Sunshine Band, who was killed in a freak bulldozer accident - on my the same day as my father's birthday. (http://elvispelvis.com/jeromesmith.htm)I thought that was pretty freaky, but the above has served to point out that this sort of thing goes on all the time, and that I'm far from the only person to indulge in this kind of twisted secondary narcissism. (Now that I've revealed my name, I guess it's an excuse for me to introduce myself properly after months of lurking, but this isn't the right time or place. *Must stop lurking*)

― radio morocco (radio morocco), Saturday, 10 April 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

actually if i go with "don laing" instead of "donnison laing" i could be a tractor and used machinery salesman from America. maybe me and Phillip Sherburne could go into business..

― don, Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I am an Australian folk singer - he might be an Aborigine or he might just Feel Their Pain, I forget which. I'll get round to giving him a listen some day

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a guy with my name who runs the dance-ie group on Yahoo. I thought this was astonishing until I discovered it was the IRISH DANCING flatley type dance! He is like my inverse!

I will have to kill him in a DANCE-OFF.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He'll get golf rave served.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I wore my golf sweater last night and was forced to explain golf rave to mere mortals.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as you send all ILMers the movie/mpeg, otherwise I can't see how this is ethical.

Xpost

and since Ronan 1 is the challenger, Ronan 2 has the choice of song (I'm guessing fiddles will be involved)

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There are even rave clubs:

http://www.squaretwo.com/images/products/2003/rave_r.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it can be like that Nightrider (knightrider?) with the evil David Hasselhoff in the black slacks with the funny fake moustache!

We will meet in the desert and circle each other weirdly.

x-post that is the best thing ever Ned!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Good Ronan can now face off with his evil version in the firm knowledge that his life has already peaked.

(admit it Ned, how long had you been holding onto that picture?)

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

wait a minnit...

altern-8

x-press 2

9-iron

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I know it's a lot to read, but you can find my first name and my last name is in there too. My first and last names are words in this language.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't tell if Jess is happy or sad about this revelation.

Out of curiosity, anybody know the term for the opposite of paranoid (eg. the belief that there is a world wide conspiracy designed to help you out).

Xpost

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Hah, I just googled you Aja, and that ain't even in the top ten.

I grant you my permission to be either

A) http://www.ajafit.com/

B) http://dmoz.org/profiles/aja.html

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

admit it Ned, how long had you been holding onto that picture?

Believe it or not, I just found it. The timing was good, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This isn't me!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, sorry.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hah, I just googled you Aja, and that ain't even in the top ten.

Well, you see, I also put in my last name.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Putting in your last name = cheating.

Ned, what did you search for to find the picture (please don't tell me you came across it by accident)?

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

& + I don't even know your last name (unless it's asiakitty2003, in which case).

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ned, what did you search for to find the picture (please don't tell me you came across it by accident)?

Easy!

images.google.com

'golf rave'

Simple!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I'm a dying male dog

I think there is also male volleyball player whoes last name is Aja.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG!!

This has my first and Middle names. It says Aja Noelle

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, it only does if you google with "Aja Noelle" and click on the page.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

So much for the image of you carefully goig through online golf stores looking for a mildly amusing picture, only to find...

Your owner seems quite loving Aja, maybe you should have stuck it out with Diane longer before being reincarnated as a male volleyball player (is that up or down in the reincarnation business?)

Xpost

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a male volleyball player. I'm a female volleyball player for my school team. Volleyball season's over now so I'm on the basketball team.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Fascinating.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like raymond carver writing sweet valley high.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

What? Everything, or just one thing in particular?

xpost

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like raymond carver writing sweet valley high.

Now imagine Altman filming it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I would go blind. Or perhaps blind myself.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course, I could still hear so I don't know how much good that would do me.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The spoken word version by Ashton Kuchner must be a hoot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*cries*

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend of a friend once saw an ad in MAGNET for a record by John Cunningham, and not realizing the fellow is a decade older and British, thought it might be me. (He's also the first Google hit for my name.) The weird thing is, though I haven't heard the other Cunningham's music, it sounds like music I might actually make in a solo context -- he's garnered comparisons to Nick Drake, Burt Bacharach, Brian Wilson, etc., for example. Both he and my band, Canasta, have been called "chamber-pop"

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

~~Lenny Kravitz~~ Jaymc would like you to read between the lines.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, okay. I just read the other thread. I get it. Yeah, whatever, Levine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! we are mean to each other because we are friends now.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, that's how I knew my date on Thursday went well; by the end of the night, we were mocking each other and bickering.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure if she says "television's [X]" though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

:-0

A date?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I'd say more but I don't want to jinx it.

Also, we were at my house and were talking about teeth-falling-out dreams, but didn't remember what Freud had to say about them, so I let her use my computer and she typed in "teeth falling out dreams freud," and the first Google hit was ILX!! And I said, "Haha, that's weird." So SHE KNOWS NOW.

Okay, stop me before I turn into Jon Williams.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tractors, lawnmowers, and freak bulldozer accidents all figure in here. I smell a conspiracy. Maybe the other Philip Sherburne worked on the bulldozer that killed the KC & Sunshine guitarist?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Saturday, 10 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a bunch of blogs talking about the varied levels of quality in my reviews. And SOHH says some funny shit about my Juelz review:

"Dudes fukking name is Rollie Pemberton. I don't think he'd be down with dipset."

"Rollie Pemberton = white dude that don't know real hip hop."

I should probably get rid of the slave name, it's kinda misleading. And then there's this:

"Without question, the Hampshire Association led the way in the early years of the certification program. The Hampshire breed secretary, Rollie Pemberton, led the charge and gave the program much publicity in the Hampshire Herdsman magazine. The first certified litter in America was owned by Dean Snyder of Good Hope, Illinois. The litter was sired by King Edward P.R. 93 and the carcass data was gathered at the Oscar Mayer Packing Company in Madison, Wisconsin during the 1954 Hampshire Type Conference. Five litters were entered in the type conference class set up for certified litters. Only one litter certified and those that failed were due to being too short or not having enough loineye. None failed because of backfat. King Edward was recognized as the first certified meat sire of any breed. The first certified litter was slaughtered at 210 and 214 pounds, had 29.25 and 29.6 inches of body length, 1.3 and 1.4 inches of backfat, and loineyes of 4.43 and 4.17 square inches, respectively."

I didn't know they referred to pigs in litters.

And there's another link about alternate Rollie's pig mastery, but it's a PDF and it's long as sin. Apparently, he's a big shot in the Iowa swine game.

The only Roland Pemberton that showed up was a name mashed into an Anna Kournikova porn link catch-all thing and the other one was on some Kerry Blue Terrier page:

"Thanks to all the many Kerry Blue Terrier owners who responded to Louise Lang's request for information and advice on flying/shipping a Kerry Blue Terrier. The list of contributors is:

Marilyn Brotherton; Helen Eiden; John Van den Bergh: Daryl Enstone; Captain Earl Palmer; Roland Pemberton; Richard & Carol Basler; Barbara Kam; Jennifer Mulholland; Randy Hayes; Amgelica Amador; George Kalogeras; Sharon Ponsford; Charlotte Crosswhite; Charles Ross; Susan Wright; and David Hale."

― Rollie Pemberton (Rollie Pemberton), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

There is a Kate Silver who writes for Las Vegas Weekly (she emailed me once), and another who writes romance novels. Comforting to know I have such a writerly name.

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

My name found a maths professor. I am studying mathematics at university....

I'm also a romance novel character!

― Jole, Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I am so not answering this question.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 April 2004 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This has my first and Middle names. It says Aja Noelle

her name is noelle/she has a screen about her/so now we can tell/that she's got gym class in half an hour/you know how she posts/intelligible, almost/but we don't know if she's re-al/and who could give a damn about it?/'cause she's just a teenage ILXer/climbing the statscock, going unchecked for/hours and hours, this is child neglect on/the part of her "mo-o-om" (oh please)

― m., Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

well i thought it was kinda funny.

― m., Monday, 12 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

The followup makes it.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm head of the International Charitable Foundation for the Renaissance of St. Petersburg-Leningrad.

So suck on that.

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ICFRSPL does not exactly trip off the tongue.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It would if I was a post-rock band!

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

When the Pixies album "Surfer Rosa" came out I was going out with a guy called Tony. That album has a song called "Tonys Theme" on it. His mother's name is Rosa. We found the link kinda funny.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

my initials are msp, just like max/msp i use on occasion, and in '74, my mom told my dad she was preggers with me while they rode bicycles (max/msp written by cycle '74) and my dad in shock and confusion almost accidentally ran into max weinberger (no shit cause my dad was a springsteen fan)... and then fairies flew out of max's butt and cast a spell on my mom turning me into a compulsive liar on the internet.

that's the honest truth.

seriously tho, a guy a know dated a girl with the same last name AND the same birthday. "it was meant to be"... until they both rampantly cheated on eachother and she turned paranoid psycho and he went jealously postal.

they fell in love over sonny and cher tunes.
m.

― msp, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm the third cowboy from the right apparently!

Original context here: http://collections.ic.gc.ca/wjoliver/photobank/3164-167.htm

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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