Will M.I.A. Win Pazz & Jop?

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Because someone needed to start this thread eventually, anyway. Inspired by the "Will Kanye Win Pazz & Jop?" thread of yesteryear.

I haven't heard any M.I.A. yet, but enjoy everyone's discussions. So have at it. Or don't.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it will not.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, rather, she will not.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT 8 MONTHS

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the front runner so far

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

chances increase exponentially if its actually a hit

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

My post was actually a note to myself, BTW.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

recent history indicates that to win P&J it would have to be an album that most critics can really get behind: a.k.a. a bloated record by black men identified with hip-hop that either criticizes and rejects hip-hop in favor of more white-identified styles or the materialism of black people and the secularism of hip-hop itself

COMMON 2005 MOTHERGRABBERS

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

My early and unfounded predictions are Broooce for Album and Amerie for Single.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget - there's new Kanye coming later this year, too!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone wanna check how Neneh Cherry did?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The Amerie song is hitting too soon (and frankly, as great as it is, i dont really see it as single of the year material).

djdee (djdee2005), Monday, 28 March 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Buffalo Stance" was #2 single of 1989 (one vote behind "Fight the Power"). Raw Like Sushi was #5 album, with barely half the votes of winner 3 Foot Hight and Rising.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Chances increase it it's actually released.

brianiac (briania), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea that she will automatically not win seems reeeeal specious to me. but yeah, wait 8 months.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's been out for a week!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

stats so far:

metacritic Top 30 2005 Albums Ranked By Metascore
http://www.metacritics.com/music/bests/2005.shtml

1 Arular by M.I.A.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was being reeeeel faceeeeeetious with my last comment, but I don't think the daily reviewers are buzzing about M.I.A. the way we* are, and that's the way the wind blows

*I haven't heard it. I suspect I'd like it lots.

(haha I think DJ Martian might have just pwned me again...but most of those rankings are from The Big Magazines)

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(miss a week of ILM and you miss a lot!)

brianiac (briania), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

miss a week of ILM nothing, just go to a store!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

most of the daily writers I know of like the record, Matt. when the NY Times likes her as much as they do it helps set the tone.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't trust Metacritic at all. I mean, The Decemberists album is tied with M.I.A. and Buck 65 is in the top 10. That can't be right, can it?

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't say daily writers don't like it, Mike, I just haven't been hearing as much OMG buzz as there was for Kanye or OutKast. I will probably be wrong so this is just an opinion.

Why did I just call you Mike?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea, but please don't do it again--thanks!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah...sorry!

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

no biggie, just a personal pref.

anyway, I hear more buzz on M.I.A. but all that means is I run in non-rap circles, probably

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I don't run in rap circles, I just run in circles

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the bigger question is, "Why did I call you ****, and then leave that in the post, and then question why I did that in the very same post?" (Actually, the bigger question is, "Why do I, David R., do that very same thing?") (The answer being, of course, "Who gives a squirt?")

I'd love to know the formula that MetaCritic uses to slap numerical ratings on Village Voice reviews.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

chances increase exponentially if its actually a hit

Yeah, remember back when Exile In Guyville was burning up the pop charts?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not trying to argue, mind you. I'm just saying that you totally can win this thing and only have modest sales. None of those Dylan albums were very big either, remember. Or Wilco.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Time Out of Mind debuted top 10, if I recall; so did "Love and Theft"--though neither were blockbusters, which is probably closer to your point

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it and it will probably score high (but, jesus, who knows and who cares at this point), but a backlash is inevitable. Ask everyone by November what they thought and some critics will inevitably treat "Arular" like "The College Dropout" or "Franz Ferdinand."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

meaning they'll say it was the best album of the year?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That all depends on how many other people are embracing Arular. By Nov 2004, Franz and Kanye were all over the place.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

they'll say it was overrated.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Wilco's charted too, I think.

The Decembrists album seems to have gotten good reviews in mainstream pubs and extremely good reviews in indie pubs, so that rating seems accurate. Didn't really see it on any of the ILM lists, though, which is sorta funny.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

just played half of it for the first time today. it's really good, might go pretty high on my list once I've heard it enough.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I just got it on Friday and it's been on heavy rotation. I don't see myself getting sick of it.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly related question: #1 single? Kelly Clarkson, despite it being released in 2004?

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, remember back when Exile In Guyville was burning up the pop charts?

I'm not trying to argue, mind you. I'm just saying that you totally can win this thing and only have modest sales. None of those Dylan albums were very big either, remember. Or Wilco.

I see white people. And Wilco and Dylan debuted top 20.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying she couldn't do it, and she's a lock for top 5 unless this year proves surprisngly rich with glory. I just mean corroboration that America gives a shit will increase her luck.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Since U Been Gone" is 2005's "Milkshake." It's inescapable through the end of Spring, and then completely forgotten by the masses.

(although, neither were forgotten by me!)

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I still hear "Milkshake" on the radio.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously depends on the competition, but my intuition says Arular might run into trouble for being too goofy and slight. "Goofy and slight," by the way, is not a criticism, not at all, but it's not what wins elections, either. Rock criticism doesn't yet have the maturity to allow goofy and slight to triumph (so it'd really be a mark of rock-critic maturity if Fannypack won, but that's not going to happen; it'd be a sign of P&J maturity if Mannie Fresh won). My guess is that all the nongoofy nonslight commentary on Arular might help push it over.

I'm influenced here by the fact that Arular didn't quite knock me out the way Piracy did.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"slight" is definitely gonna be the banner of the backlash, especially following 300 web posts about her politics

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Quick. Without researching, name the last 10 winners of the Pazz & Jop. Can't? Name the last 5 winners. No? I can't either. Really, who cares about the VV and their always "late-to-the-party" best of lists?

drewo (drewo), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

My guess is that "Since U Been Gone" is too resolutely nonhip to win (or to even place as high as "Toxic" or "Milkshake").

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kanye
Outkast
Wilco
Dylan
Outkast

but I'm a freak

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Franz Ferdinand
OutKast
Missy
Missy
OutKast

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I see what you mean, Frank. "Goofy and slight" might triumph on the singles chart, where Missy had a two-year monopoly on good and slight.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think of Missy as "slight." Maybe it's her size.

But also, the riff on "Get Ur Freak On" was as monstrous as any since "Satisfaction."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree (and I'd rather hear "Get Ur Freak On" a thousand times a day over "Satisfaction") but in 2001 there were still so many critics who considered Missy a weird novelty, the sort of nonsense best kept on the singles chart. Meanwhile Ryan Adams and Radiohead scored higher on the album chart.

"Good and slight" is an apt description of "Love & Theft" (a compliment too).

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It's far too early to tell... there are tons of new albums by P&J faves such as Radiohead, The Strokes, Flaming Lips coming out this yeah. You never know.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless the third Strokes album is radically different, I think they've passed their expiration date with both critics and fans.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

(the drums on the opening track of the Decemberists' album kill)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 March 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wilco and Dylan debuted top 20.

Yeah, but they weren't debut albums either. Dylan and Wilco both have culty fanbases that show up on the first week and then disappear. MIA is a record that will probably grow via word of mouth through the next several months. She's being pushed pretty hard on iTunes and is getting some MTV play, so it's pretty likely she will outsell the both of them. First week sales of established acts are often very misleading.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Radiohead probably will come out in 06.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Galang" might have even showed up in iTunes' top 10 list last week. I could have sworn I saw it.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Outkast is 05 though, and they could totally get a threepeat if the album is any good.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

None of M.I.A.'s songs are in today's top 100 on iTunes, but "Hombre" is prominently featured in new releases on the front page.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Arular is #25 on the iTunes album chart today. It is the #34 best seller in music on Amazon. Not bad.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The iTunes album chart is pretty odd though.

3/28/05

1. Moby "Hotel"
2. Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams"
3. "Napoleon Dynamite" sdtk
4. Lifehouse "Lifehouse"
5. "Garden State" sdtk
6. 50 Cent "The Massacre"
7. Queens of the Stone Age "Lullabyes To Paralyze"
8. The Killers "Hot Fuss"
9. Cake "Wheels EP"
10. The Decemberists "Picaresque"
11. Green Day "American Idiot"
12. Keane "Hopes and Fears"
13. Louis XIV "The Best Little Secrets Are Kept"
14. Gwen Stefani "Love Angel Music Baby"
15. Kelly Clarkson "Breakaway"
16. Bloc Party "Silent Alarm"
17. Amos Lee "Amos Lee"
18. Maroon 5 "Songs About Jane"
19. John Legend "Get Lifted"
20. U2 "How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb"
21. Jars of Clay "Redemption Songs"
22. Franz Ferdinand "Franz Ferdinand (special edition)"
23. My Chemical Romance "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge"
24. Ben Folds Five "Forever and Ever Amen"
25. M.I.A. "Arular"
26. Bob Marley and the Wailers "Gold"
27. Billy Idol "Devil's Playground"
28. 3 Doors Down "17 Days"
29. Thievery Corporation "The Cosmic Game"
30. The Postal Service "Give Up"

What's up with Ben Folds Five?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This is maybe the greatest chart ever! It's so completely random and scattershot, like my attention span!

The Ghost of LOOK, SOMETHING SHINY! (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Quick. Without researching, name the last 10 winners of the Pazz & Jop. Can't? Name the last 5 winners. No? I can't either. Really, who cares about the VV and their always "late-to-the-party" best of lists?

I bet lots of us can (I certainly can) and how the hell are these lists late to any party unless you're one of those "oh that's so last month" corny newness fuxorz?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not THAT random. It's definitely the collective taste of a mostly white affluent audience who have a lot of computer access and probably own iPods. The singles chart is dominated by hip hop and radio hits, by the way. It is interesting to see what albums seem to do pretty well as digital downloads vs. what people buy physical copies of.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd rather hear "Get Ur Freak On" a thousand times a day over "Satisfaction"

But "Satisfaction" has that great dub-metal break!

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what exactly is "slight" about Arular? it sounds major to me.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd really love to know what percentage of the Garden State soundtrack sales have been via iTunes. That record has been in the top 10 there for a long while now. I'd be even more interested to know what percentage of the people who have a copy of that soundtrack either bought it as a digital download or got it via p2p or a burned cd vs. buying the cd in the store.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

what exactly is "major" about Arular?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

THE BASS

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(I realized last night that I'm having the same visceral reaction to M.I.A.'s voice that I had to t.A.T.U.'s voices and the vocals in Cibo Matto; there's something about that edged, nasal female sound that makes me very happy.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Michaelangelo - M.I.A. sounds more like a go-cart than a stock-car, more like Kris Kross than like Kanye, more like "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" than like "Waterfalls." If she manages to be goofy, slight, and major, though, that's all right with me.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only heard the album once so I have no opinion about the durability of the grooves, but all the lyric pull quotes I've heard don't strike me as particularly resonant or deep. Most memorable line in the single is about seasoning a mango. People who read about her political background might feel a bit short-changed when they hear the thing if they're expecting Lady Chuck D. One reason I'm sympathetic with the "stop talking about the politics!" faction of the fanbase.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a consolidation of a whole bunch of strains of music that have been making mainstream waves (grime, dancehall, baile funk) but doesn't quite sound like any of them--like an extension, and like its own thing. it's the first album of an obviously charismatic and talented artist. every song is great. it's the best album I've heard in two or three years. none of this spells "minor." especially when rockcrits tend to masturbate over the spectactularly uninteresting Jeff Tweedy's latest amplified coughing fit. (xpost)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan - L'Trimm had major bass and were still goofy and slight. (Again, that's no criticism; Drop That Bottom is the greatest hip-hop album ever made.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it really depressing that some of you really need to have corroboration from sales and the corporate media to prove to you that something is fun and/or worth taking seriously. Are you really that much of a whore to either the markeplace or silly ideas of sociological Imprortance?

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

who the hell are you talking to, Matthew?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a consolidation of a whole bunch of strains of music that have been making mainstream waves (grime, dancehall, baile funk) but doesn't quite sound like any of them

The first thing my wife said when I played her the album was, "This sounds like Nina Sky."

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

it's also an album that everyone I've encountered who cares at all (aside from hairshirt Dissensus types) responds to enthusiastically. the comparison isn't L'Trimm or Kris Kross, it's Madonna.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Nina Sky is a great comparison, actually!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Madonna was pretty L'Trimm at first

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Matthew's last post depresses me in so many ways I can't even count 'em

Madonna was VERY L'Trimm at first, absolutely. but she didn't stay there; that's where M.I.A. seems to be, perception-wise, as well.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a consolidation of a whole bunch of strains of music that have been making mainstream waves

Which would have been a good description of L'Trimm at the time, too.

L'Trimm was better than Madonna. Maybe. (Actually, I probably like "Everybody" nearly as much as "Cars With The Boom." My fave Madonna was 1982-83, so...)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why shouldn't people care about sales figures? Aren't they just another neutral datapoint that can be used to gauge what people are interested in?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)


Miccio, I'm mostly responding to you and Kogan in this thread, but it's something I see a lot here and elsewhere.

Don't get me wrong, Matos. I don't mean that stuff that's big in the marketplace is bad or anything like that, I just find people who seem to require that kind of hugeness of sound or success to justify an artist's worth. It's just as awful as people who won't take anything mainstream seriously. The beauty of that MIA record is in part because it kinda blurs that line between mainstream and nonmainstream, so the Madonna comparison is pretty right on in some ways.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Matthew, re-read the thread title. we're attempting to predict whether a record would win a poll whose constituents care about this shit.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Frank, L'Trimm didn't get on NPR.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't mean that stuff that's big in the marketplace is bad or anything like that, I just find people who seem to require that kind of hugeness of sound or success to justify an artist's worth. "

So in what way, here or anywhere else, do Kogan and Miccio do this??

o.e.d., Monday, 28 March 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"she's not L'Trimm she's madonna" is the most pro-sociological importance statement here.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry. My loathing of a lot of specific critical biases are just getting in my way here.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"she's not L'Trimm she's madonna" is now running (imperfectly) through my head to the tune of "She's Tyler Moore/She's Mary."

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and even if she didn't actually get on NPR, she got in The New Yorker, which is almost the same thing. plus the taint of novelty that made L'Trimm less of a critical cause celebre than they should've been has worn off to some degree in rockcritdom--not completely, but some.

God help me, I wasn't trying to start a meme (as simplified--though not by much--by Miccio)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post x-post

I hope that "Galang" and "Bingo" will be major, too, like "Jumpin' Jumpin'" and "Who Let the Dogs Out" is still major on Radio Disney five years on!

Madonna never won Pazz & Jop (closest was "Vogue" as #3 single).

Michaelangelo, I think different pieces are signifying for me than for you. I'm hearing jumprope, you're hearing ______? But I can imagine M.I.A. signifying as the crest of a sociomusical wave finally making its way to the U.S. I'm just guessing that the sound won't be "serious" enough to make it all the way up the P&J chart (or if it does win, it will be a soft winner, Wilco size rather than OutKast.) That said (and here's where I differ from Matthew), I would be thrilled if there was a sociomusical wave, a Brit-Jamaica-Latino invasion. That would be exciting (though no more of a wave than the one that's been hitting steadily through crunk and reggaeton et al., to the general indifference of Pazz & Jop).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Quick. Without researching, name the last 10 winners of the Pazz & Jop. Can't? Name the last 5 winners. No? I can't either. Really, who cares about the VV and their always "late-to-the-party" best of lists?

I bet lots of us can (I certainly can) and how the hell are these lists late to any party unless you're one of those "oh that's so last month" corny newness fuxorz?

Late-to-the-party, as in the Voice barely manages to compile and publish their list by the end of February. Every other online/print publication has published lists in late December or January. It was not too long ago that Pazz & Jop got to print sometime in April!

And then we are treated to some ponderous, unreadable Christgau essay and voter comments that read like all the previous years' voter comments, with minor updates to reference current politics or the latest headline-making pop star.


drewo (drewo), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

If Radio Disney appropriates M.I.A. I Think my head will explode from the sheer bloody-minded incongruity.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

that would totally set the stage for that terrorist-t.A.T.u combo

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it's also an album that everyone I've encountered who cares at all (aside from hairshirt Dissensus types) responds to enthusiastically. the comparison isn't L'Trimm or Kris Kross, it's Madonna.

I was actually thinking about this very much on the way into work today (and then got sidetracked by work, so this is not going to seem as allegedly deep as I thought it might) -- but the whole 'OMG grime/baile funk/reggaeton fusion yay!' approach strikes me as missing the mark when indeed, this should be seen more as a pop album straight up and embraced as such.

By this I mean that while I am NOT as completely flabbergasted gagagoo over Arular as, well, nearly everybody it seems (or rather they're -- quite understandably! -- enthusing and talking the most), I do find it enjoyable, and I find it enjoyable *much* more than albums like, say, Stripped or In the Zone, metapop exercises that may have moments or two but on the whole felt like clunky 'and-we-shift-HERE-do-you-see' concoctions. Arular in comparison is much more fluid and less, dare I say, forced, though of course I don't expect everyone to agree.

Also, as a pop album, it's kinda nice to hear a voice that *isn't* -- to my experience, there are I'm sure important qualifiers I'm missing -- a post-Brit/Xtina (and post-American Idol, if you like) experience. I'm not trying to say it's wholly unique, that's a foolish canard, and Dan has already noted some antecedents. But seen through the angle of pop-as-such, it's far more enjoyable to listen to than a lot of dreary things that have come down the pike.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

drewo a weary nation longs for you to storm the sad bloodstained barricades of our poor benighted world, o won't you save us, our shining hero on your shining high horse

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - So yeah, definitely Madonna but also, hell, frickin' Prince and Bowie too if you like. "It works? GREAT!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan - What incongruity? It would fit right in. Though maybe not as much as it would have fit in several years ago, along with the Hampster Dance et al. Whereas now it'd contrast with Avril's wall of guitar.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

there's lyrical and conceptual incongruity, frank

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean you totally have a point re: hooks but let's not play dumb

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

to Frank: the thing that's getting the hairshirts in a twist and making NPR'ers excited is that the album focuses those strains and adds a marketable personality on top--the instability of a scene is always less easy to quantify than a known performer with a focused record. see also Moby--Everything Is Wrong no. 3 in 1995, Play no. 1 in 1999, neither "techno" really but signifying as such to the larger electorate.

to drewo: god forbid a year-end poll actually takes place at the actual end of the year rather than three months before it's finished (as w/Spin's year-end list)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The thing I find interesting about the album is that the songs near the end which were recorded earlier ("Galang", "Sunshowers") sound unfinished and half-assed to me, although "Galang" is growing on me somewhat. The opening salvo of "Pull Up The People" and "Bucky Done Gun" AIN'T NUTHIN' TO FUCK WIT', though. I think that 80% of my current ardor for the album is encapsulated in those two songs.

(hugely reductive xpost: The incongruity of a woman writing "rebel music" in support of a "terrorist"/"freedom fighter" organization getting heavy play on Radio Disney! That seems to be a little to on the overtly-and-unacceptably political side for Teh Mouse.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

("too" grr)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The incongruity of a woman writing "rebel music" in support of a "terrorist"/"freedom fighter" organization getting heavy play on Radio Disney! That seems to be a little to on the overtly-and-unacceptably political side for Teh Mouse.

...if further attention gets paid to that part of her work. Question is, will it? That may seem naive but...well, let's see. I'll tell ya this much, I'm not going to even *try* and predict the future of this album and its public profile because right now that's a mug's game.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be pretty amused if the next album is all about scrubs.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

M.I.A., Money Is All. Aug 2006.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, "Galang" will come across to eight-year-olds as "support of terrorist organization"? Less so than "YMCA" comes across as support of Gay Rights.

Ned, this is the whole fun of trying to predict this, that we don't know where this is going to go. That's even part of the appeal of M.I.A. (which means, er, I'm starting to lean in Matos's direction here).

By the way, what about Spice Girls? They mattered, but it wasn't in a way that registered big in Pazz & Jop as "mattering."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Er Ned, even setting aside the political aspect of things, have you seen the lyrics to "Galang"???

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And "YMCA" is on Radio Disney frequently.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Radio Disney has never and will never play a song that contains the line "suck a dick'll help you". I will bet you my entire salary on that fact.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, this is the whole fun of trying to predict this, that we don't know where this is going to go.

Oh, granted. I think I'm interested in observing and seeing what happens than trying to see whether I was 'right' or not, I dunno.

I will bet you my entire salary on that fact.

$2 after taxes?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

> Late-to-the-party, as in the Voice barely manages to compile and publish their list by the end of February.


OK, Drewo, here's a challenge: Recruit a thousand or so critics to provide you with their top tens by January 1, 2006, and tally the results with full fact-checking in place and all essay comments assembled in under a month. As one of the volunteer compilers I find your statement a little bit offensive and a whole lot uninformed.

Sorry for the minor derailing of the topic at hand.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"xpost - So yeah, definitely Madonna but also, hell, frickin' Prince and Bowie too if you like. "It works? GREAT!"

creepy, i just reviewed Arular for the paper here in Athens and likened M.I.A. to those same three artists, plus Dylan and Beck, in her ability to make compelling, emotionally responsive art without allowing the audience to get draw too much of a bead on her own personality (ie. authorial detachment, chameleonic tendencies).

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, wait a minute, was Dan actually asking me if I've noticed some lyrics? ;-)

creepy, i just reviewed Arular for the paper here in Athens and likened M.I.A. to those same three artists, plus Dylan and Beck, in her ability to make compelling, emotionally responsive art without allowing the audience to get draw too much of a bead on her own personality (ie. authorial detachment, chameleonic tendencies).

! Fascinating! I honestly didn't expect anyone else to necessarily be following along with that train of thought. The new meme starts here?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post x-post x-post
No, Disney will cut the line, just as they cut Pink saying "ass" but played the fuck out of the song, and changed "liquor store" to "candy store" in "Mambo No. 5." Not that I'll expect Disney to play "Galang," but they might if it becomes a hit (but is it even being pushed as a single anymore?).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, the way I heard "Mambo No. 5" in the original was it started off with him being too drunk to fuck.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Jello Biafra singing "Mambo No. 5"...on DISNEY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Because someone needed to start this thread eventually, anyway. Inspired by the "Will Kanye Win Pazz & Jop?" thread of yesteryear.
I haven't heard any M.I.A. yet, but enjoy everyone's discussions. So have at it. Or don't.

Odds are it'll be my top pick. Enjoy your maelstrom of mixed emotions and cognitive dissonance, fuckahs.

MV, Monday, 28 March 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

is today 'escaped crackpot gets internet access' day or something?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

if it matters, my two and a half year old son was parroting the "purple haze, ga lang a lang a lang" part after he'd heard the song all of two times. So a life on Radio Dizznee wouldn't surprise me at all.

The buzz on Arular is massive. It will go Top 5 in P&J for sure.

don weiner, Monday, 28 March 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the whole 'OMG grime/baile funk/reggaeton fusion yay!' approach strikes me as missing the mark when indeed, this should be seen more as a pop album straight up and embraced as such

Ned - I'm not seeing much of a difference here. If she hits as more than a novelty, it will be as a pop phenomenon, and to hit like that it helps to be popularly perceived as paddling in ahead of the wave.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"as in the Voice barely manages to compile and publish their list by the end of February. Every other online/print publication has published lists in late December or January."

how are any of those other lists remotely comparable to pazz & jop?

o.e.d., Monday, 28 March 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

If you guys really don't think Disney isn't going to view the background and message of someone like Pink differently from M.I.A. (who has two strikes against her from a family-friendly coroporate perspective in that she's political and she's brown), you are deeply deluded.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

she has artillery on her cover

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Radio Disney will replace the artillery with teddy bears and lollipops, so that's okay.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

you think Pink's public escapades are rated G? Girl is harsh. And the Baha Men are brown.

don weiner, Monday, 28 March 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My mother walked into the room one day while Lia, my 5-year-old, was singing to herself "If you want to be my lover, lover, you got to get with my friends/making it forever that's the way it is" - which aren't even the right lyrics, but who cares - and started screaming and yelling that these lyrics are INAPPROPRIATE for children and how dare I subject my innocent offspring to such trash. At that moment, in waltzes Jordana, the 3-year-old, dressed as Baby Spice, chanting, Baby Spice Baby Spice Baby Spice Baby Spice, which occasioned another hysterical maternal outburst which lasted fitfully for days.
--Naomi Ryerson, Why Music Sucks #12, March 1998.

(Several months later I taped Drop That Bottom for the Ryerson's. I can't describe how wonderful it was too hear Jordana singing, "Do it like this, do it like that, drop your bottom.")

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned - I'm not seeing much of a difference here. If she hits as more than a novelty, it will be as a pop phenomenon, and to hit like that it helps to be popularly perceived as paddling in ahead of the wave.

Hm, true enough. Still, there's a *lot* of expectation being read into this album in some corners, due to its range and source material, as being The Best Current Argument Against R**kism Ever (which in turn has already been implicitly acknowledged in earlier pieces, so it's hardly a fresh observation to say that). I find that dynamic frustrating and ultimately limited, not that I think it's some sort of conscious decision on the part of many. Subtextually, though, it's interesting what's sometimes seeped through.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, I have to go back to a heavy work day, so I'll poke my nose in again in a few hours...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"she has artillery on her cover"

pink has a song called "my vietnam"!

and as miccio himself said:

"Most memorable line in the single is about seasoning a mango."

o.e.d., Monday, 28 March 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, Drewo, here's a challenge: Recruit a thousand or so critics to provide you with their top tens by January 1, 2006, and tally the results with full fact-checking in place and all essay comments assembled in under a month. As one of the volunteer compilers I find your statement a little bit offensive and a whole lot uninformed.

Joseph -- do we really need a thousand critics to make this poll? Especially since the results parallel pretty much every other year-end music poll out there. And what's with the points system? Does anyone really care about year-over-year points awards, and if they do, is that not pretty pathetic when picking favorite pop records? Like Christgau's essays -- it's a case of overkill.

And I don't understand why the the thread-starter would single out this particular music poll (I think the M.I.A. album is great and will make lots of lists), unless ilx is some VV-sponsored site.

drewo (drewo), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://radio.disney.go.com/music/index.html

Deliberate obtuseness is not sexy, guys.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

due to its range and source material, as being The Best Current Argument Against R**kism Ever

Er, don't want to derail this thread, since I think "rockism" is a delusion on the part of antirockists, a false issue, a straw man, but if you do want to use the phrase "Argument Against R**kism" it has to include the concept "doesn't have a ghost of a fucking chance of finishing Top Five in the Pazz & Jop albums list." Maybe the Ying Yang Twins winning album of the year would be Argument Against R**kism, but not Arular.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dan otm

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

frank too, re: rockism and Arular. see Matos's rockist meme! (tee hee)

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

from a statistical point of view, you probably don't need more than 30 random responses to draw inferences on the critical mass. 1,000 is overkill, and only relevant to the lower rankings (and the lower rankings don't reveal anything relevant as far as the poll goes except for individual votes.)

don weiner, Monday, 28 March 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha was dan talking to drewo?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i think dan's the person least likely to get defensive about pazz'n'jop here

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah the press around mia, anti and pro, has been fairly rockist on both sides. her winning (i don't think she will) would mean as little re: rockism as outkast or kanye winning. i think mia won't get played on radio disney not becuz of her skin or politics (it's never stopped radio disney in the past) but becuz radio disney is much more of a pop-alt rock station now. ROCK IS BACK.

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'm not getting Dan's point. If something comes across as blatantly about sex and violence, Disney will either censor it or not play it at all, but they're not going to say, "Her dad is a Tamil Tiger, therefore parents of 8-year-olds aren't going to want their kids singing 'galangalangalang.'" I listen to this station all the time, and "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight" is totally acceptable, and w/ smart pruning, so is M.I.A., who's sound is very kid friendly, and weird and funny to an American kid probably, in a way that would be considered playful. Her voice isn't totally unlike the guy who does Pooh's. (And my feeling about Pazz & Jop is that the kid friendly sound will M.I.A. among the overall Exile in Guyville constituency. But Michaelangelo, I would not mind at all being wrong about this.) But the public image might put a crimp in Disney's style.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Arular did feel slight to me, I think because I'm not particularly nuts about the first half. I mean, I like it, but I'm not jumping up and down. Having 6 "hey that's pretty good" tracks on the 21-track PFT would be one thing, but on the 12/13 track Arular it's a whole other story. Maybe I'll warm to them, maybe I'm just head-over-heels about Chain Letter, but yeah, I hear what Matos is saying.

That said, the sequence from "Amazon" through "MIA" isn't slight in the slightest. A massive buildup to a perfect payoff.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I can hear the opposite of what Matos is saying. Or something. I don't know. I should go back to working.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Will hurt M.I.A. among the overall Exile in Guyville constituency, that is.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

How often does Radio Disney play "Get Low", Frank?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

there is artillery on her album cover, frank, and her lyrics are not about disney-approved themes. you can mention how pop her sound is all you want, but she ain't gonna make their wall of faces unless she changes the context of what her face represents herself. They aren't gonna bother doing it for her, not for XL's sake. There are plenty of pleasant little melodies and beats they don't play despite "fitting in" due to politics industry and otherwise.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, how does "Get Low" sound like a nursery rhyme, which "Galang" very much sounds like?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, the way she presents herself is pretty intentionally non-RDish.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

But I lost my taste for "how successful will they be?" discussions back in my days frequenting the Velvet Rope...

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

she ain't gonna make their wall of faces unless she changes the context of what her face represents herself

Which is what?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, 20-year-old disco classics that are permanently ingrained into American culture aren't quite analagous to brand new music from a non-American making explicit sexual references and appropriating "terrorist" imagery as part of her marketing (or are you also arguing that "Get Down Tonight" and "YMCA" were making the rounds on children's radio in the 70s?).

xpost: Oh, so Radio Disney was all over that nursery rhyme single that Korn put out a few years back, then?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Frank if you have no idea what MIA and her record label have been pushing for her face to represent by now I'm not going to be able to get through to you now.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://citypages.com/databank/26/1268/article13099.asp

I love "Galang"; it's my favorite track, and the "yah yah heyyy, oey oey oh oh oh" near the end reminds me vaguely of being at the Galle Face beach, listening to the fishermen's chants as they hauled in the day's catch. But I saw the video the other day, and as she's dancing all these stenciled pink bombs fell in Pop Art sheets behind her.

The Ghost of RADIO DISNEY, HERE I COME (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The nursery rhyme would have to get plenty of popular acclaim and love for Radio Disney to bother playing it. It's not like they're more apt to pick stuff based on quality alone than the rest of the industry.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A top 10 with M.I.A., Lady Sov and Fannypack in it would be a good top 10. (If Lady Sov's album is as good as her singles.) I know, it won't happen. But still. It would be like Cyndi Lauper's children laying siege to the cathedrals.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"how does "Get Low" sound like a nursery rhyme"

Same way "Shiny Shiny" and "The Clapping Song" do: Goose chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. Line broke monkey got choked they all went to heaven in a little row boat.

xhuxk, Monday, 28 March 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"It sounds like a nursery rhyme ergo Radio Disney will play it" has to be the epitome of specious reasoning.

The Ghost of I Own A Thesaurus (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

and 'i've never actually listened to radio disney but i know exactly how their playlists work' isn't?

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

SHHHHHHHH!

The Ghost of You're Ruining Everything! (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

James, you're basically right about Disney's rock sound, but it's not a monolith - Disney seems to go out of its way not to have a monolithic sound, so they're still playing techno and kiddie hip-hop as well. Jo-Jo's "Leave," which is r&b, has been in the Top 10 for about a year. And Gwen Stefani is automatic on Disney, and that's where they might think that M.I.A. would fit. Not that I expect it to happen. Brown faces are fine, foreigners are fine, nursery-rhyme dancehall is fine, but Anthony might be right about the context. But bear in mind, this is only if the context registers immediately along with the music. Kids filter out content that's above them. When I was nine, I thought "Blowing in the Wind" was about a ship.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The lyrics are so beside the point with M.I.A. Even after reading xgau and Sasha's articles I still don't think they're relevant, except as aural signifiers as unexpected, frisky, and protean as the music.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, obviously, the lyrics are beside the point for some people, are very much the point for other people.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If "Galang" became a massive hit I wouldn't be surprised Disney would happily ignore the cultural signifiers and play it. I just doubt they'd go to any effort to break it. But again, I don't know how subversive their playlist-creators are.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

>thought "Blowing in the Wind" was about a ship. <

ha, just like rob sheffield re: "surrender" by cheap trick!:

"some indonesian junk that's goin' round"

xhuxk, Monday, 28 March 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the fact that kids are singing "Galang" already is a great sign.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think subversion factors into this too much, though--the song does sound like it could be on RD whatever its provenance. (not that I've heard RD or anything. but based on playlists et al.)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Her voice isn't totally unlike the guy who does Pooh's."

That's the best line of criticism I've read in days.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

you misspelled "poo" there, hyuk hyuk.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

metal mike saunders runs down the disney format here, by the way:

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0011,tracker_writer.inc,13242,.html

xhuxk, Monday, 28 March 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

miccio radio disney is ALL ABOUT breaking stuff, their playlists generally run somewhat oblivious of the 'real' charts or normal commercial radio to the point where intersections between their playlists and top 40 radio is more a happy coincidence than anything else. ie. they were playing 'who let the dogs out?' and 'hampsterdance' way before everyone else and they're playing them way after everyone else.

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

chuck that's a little out of date though! avril's changed EVERYTHING.

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I, personally, do not believe that Radio Disney would touch a song by an artist who gives the perception of supporting terrorism with a ten-foot pole. I don't think you can ignore the current political climate of the United States with respect to this.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Keeerist, this morning there were ELEVEN ANSWERS on this and three hours later...

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

when was the last time P&J was won by someone with no attendant hype attached to them by this *late* in the year? '03 was all about Kanye mixtapes and "Through the Wire" and that buildup, and likewise '04 was pretty much a 365-day coming out party for M.I.A.

all i'm saying is I doubt this year's winner will be someone none of us have heard of yet, right now the front-runner's M.I.A. but the only folks I see knocking her off are already-established artists who release stuff later in the year - so far, nothing's looking too terribly world-beating (possible exceptions of brooce and outkast i guess).

Josh Love (screamapillar), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

But back to the original question, will singing in Pooh's voice help her or hurt her on Pazz & Jop? I can see it going both ways: Helps her because she does it well and it's enjoyable, hurts her if - big if - this makes a lot of the voters think she's not deep or heavy enough to warrant a vote, but helps her among those same voters if press releases, Big Discourse About Politics, and visual signifiers convince them that great slight and goofy and fun Pooh Bear voice is Deep And Heavy, so you have your Pooh and Deep It Too, or something, Hurray!

James is right about Avril changing everything on Disney, except the change was already gathering steam pre-Avril, with Pink and with Michelle Branch and (remember!) Nelly Furtado. And Creed.

(Question, though: When people vote Franz Ferdinand or OutKast they think it's speaking to them in a deep demographically emotional way; are there enough P&Jers who feel this about M.I.A.?)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

There was one passage in Xgau's essay that bears rereading:

"The decoratively arrayed, pastel-washed tigers, soldiers, guns, armored vehicles, and fleeing civilians that bedeck her album are images, not propaganda — the same stuff that got her nominated for an Alternative Turner Prize in 2001. They're now assumed to be incendiary because, unlike art buyers, rock and roll fans are assumed to be stupid."

Unles you're even superficially acquainted with the Tamil Tigers, I doubt that the cover-art images would register with a purchaser. "Bits of Eastern/orientalist chic" a smarty-pants might say. I've listened to the album a half-dozen times and it's hard to parse her politics.

I guess this is a roundabout way of saying that Radio Disney can promote the hell out of "Arular" if it chooses.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

this makes a lot of the voters think she's not deep or heavy enough to warrant a vote"

But, Frank, there's lots of P & J voters on ILM, and so far either no one's unduly bothered by the deep/heavy criticism.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

At this point, I would be shocked if M.I.A. didn't stomp all over P&J.

(xpost: Is Radio Disney in the habit of promoting gun/armored vehicle/fleeing civilian imagery?)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how quickly "Will M.I.A. Win Pazz & Jop?" became "Will M.I.A. Get Spins On Radio Disney?". the latter really should replace P&J as ILM's barometer of popularity to obsess over.

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

all i'm saying is I doubt this year's winner will be someone none of us have heard of yet

Well, that's an extreme statement, since there were people who'd heard of Nirvana pre-Nevermind, and maybe a few who'd heard of Liz Phair pre-Exile (to name two late year winners), but ahem, the unexpected does generally happen when you don't expect it, at least in my experience, so this is something none of us will really predict. But I don't think it was clear in March 1999 that Moby and 69 Love Songs were going to finish one-two, or in March 2000 that OutKast and Eminem would be Radiohead's and Harvey's main competitors.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The Radio Disney conversation is certainly more fun to debate!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Now imagine if iPod had chosen M.I.A. to promote its hardware instead of U2.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Exile was released June 22, 1993, so it wasn't a late-year winner at all.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Stankonia wasn't a late-year release either.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

how was stankonia not a late-year release???

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

cuz it was so ahead of its time

miccio (miccio), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Monday, 28 March 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Stankonia, like hope, springs eternal.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 28 March 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

enough about M.i.a. someone start her own web site devoted to only discussing her please.

breezy, Monday, 28 March 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

all this discussion, after everything which happened in the other thread, is doing my head in. not in a good or a bad way, just that I'm starting to feel that there is almost too much to discuss about MIA.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing is, I don't think there really is that much to discuss about her, at least given the evidence on these threads. seems to me more like people are using her as a jumping off point to address a whole bunch of other shit that she's only tangentially related to. very little seems to be about her actual music, besides the occasional list of genre signifiers.

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Strictly speaking, her music is an exercize in minimalism. It's kind of interesting how she's gotten this huge, booming sound out of a relatively small, monochromatic aural palette.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, Dan wrote something about her music (and not just the genres it resembles). so we know that it can be done now! (although I don't think it's really an accomplishment in and of itself to make a big and booming sound from a small number of elements/instruments)

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(a unique or unprecedented accomplishment, I should say)

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(Did anyone say it was, Al?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, but Dan said it was "interesting", but the way he phrased it was so broad it could apply to maybe 50% of all popular music.

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

but I concede it was a dumb/trivial thing to jump on, yes.

Al (sitcom), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And all is peace. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The point is, and the reason she'll win is, she's a classic example of a pop artist's ability to transcend the sounds she's co-opted. M.I.A.'s stuff is more dynamic and interesting than any individual Baile/Dancefloor/Hip Hop record released of late. It's like Sexual versus Asexual Reproduction. Mutation introduces new life.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

M.I.A.'s stuff is more dynamic and interesting than any individual Baile/Dancefloor/Hip Hop record released of late.

...hm, now is this what Mr. Blount was referring to with "the press around mia, anti and pro, has been fairly rockist on both sides," though?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, personally I don't care one bean if it's 'musically authentic' or not, as I sorta hope my earlier posts indicate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

is this what Mr. Blount was referring to with "the press around mia, anti and pro, has been fairly rockist on both sides," though?

I don't think so Ned, but maybe. I mean I'm talking as somebody who's broadly speaking a Pop fan. I listen to the mainstream of all this stuff and I honestly think M.I.A. is just out-songing all of them at the moment. Not that I'd pretend to be objective, but I do hear this cross-genre hookiness in her work that's likely to appeal to critics come poll time.

Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

1) There IS a massive kid-friendliness to M.I.A. The chorus to "Bucky Done Gun" sounds precisely like baby jibberish, backed by a beat made for jumping rope to!

2) How can you possibly lump all the daily writers into one stereotypic group and assume that they're all less hot on this album than the weekly/blogger crowd? That's insane. Daily writers are as diverse as any other group. And probably more likely to write honest reviews, rather than the pandering ones in glossies.

3) You people honestly think that a musician who will be lucky to sell 100,000 copies of her album in the United States has a legitimate shot at winning P&J? Placing high, sure, but winning? Forget it.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're looking for reasons why M.I.A. might sound more dynamic and propulsive than her influences, it all really boils down to her voice (aka the reason why "Gasolina" is the best single of the year so far is that iron-edge vocal on the chorus and M.I.A. does that 24/7/52 from what I've heard on the album and the "Goodies" remix).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

the reason why "Gasolina" is the best single of the year

Oddly enough, I hadn't heard of that song or Daddy Yankee until today. It's pretty good.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Ned, reggaeton is all the rage, babe.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd gathered that, m'friend.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that I actually GET why Daddy Yankee is so beloved. But that's just me.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Songs on his website sounded cool, so why not?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's the way he says DA!!!! DEE!!!! myself.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Who Cares about Pazz and Jop

Dirt McGirt, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, Daddy Yankee is going to win Paz & Jop.

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(For his next album, tentatively titled "Daddy Yankee, El Cartel," he hopes to bring in El Gran Combo and perhaps other heroes. "'El Cartel' is really going to spread this movement everywhere. We've already got Lil Jon, Elefant Man, NORE, and I've got a holler out to a lot of other artists waiting for confirmation. If you like 'Barrio Fino,' you're going to love this one. It's going to drop later this year.")

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

(Lil Jon and El Gran Combo on one album will be like matter and anti-matter meeting.)

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...
The mad Sufjan press lately makes me think that he could kick ass this year. Not brand-name enough for #1, I shouldn't think, but certainly Top 5. (NB: I do not approve of this fact, but the case ought to be made.)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 11 August 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

I think Arular will win, but it's not a lock. The Woods is a dark horse.

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 11 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Agree Illinois will finish top 5. Also the Dangerdoom album.

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 11 August 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
bump

It's October, due time for all P&J-related threads to pop back up.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Late Registration, y'all.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I Am A Bird Now mos def.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

Mos def what? Mercury Prize notwithstanding, I can't see it doing all that well. Not in the top 20, at least.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i guess with the mercury prize press antony's chances are bumped way up. top 5 showings for sufjan and kanye though, say i.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

No one in the U.S. (where most P&J voters reside) cares about the Mercury Prize, though.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

but didn't it get a lot of press over there? (it did on the US Google news thing.) esp. because of the "brits give an american the prize!" thing.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

No way Antony will make top 10, probably not top 20 either. Kanye is the sure shot.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

After hearing the entire Kanye album, I feel confident in categorically stating that there is no possibly way it will not win.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Kanye, MIA, and Sufjan will finish top 5. And can't forget Outkast.

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

but didn't it get a lot of press over there?

I mean, a blip on Google news, sure. So maybe a handful of critics who'd been sleeping on it decided to finally give it a listen. Not enough, IMO.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Here's something I don't have a good grasp on, though: do people like Twin Cinema as much as they liked Electric Version (#7 in 2003)?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Top Five:

Kanye
Sufjan
New Pornographers
Spoon
MIA

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

oh - the Franzes... how they doing?

sean gramophone (Sean M), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Missy bombs this year, huh?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

no way New Pornographers will be third, sorry. we're forgetting there are Beck and White Stripes albums!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I also can't imagine Spoon at #4, considering Kill the Moonlight was #14 and I don't see them as considerably more high-profile this year.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

McCartney top ten?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

McCartney top ten?

hahahahahaha no way

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

If there was a genuine book running on this, I doubt you'd get better than 8/11 on Kanye at the moment.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

ugh, Beck.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

I also can't imagine Spoon at #4, considering Kill the Moonlight was #14 and I don't see them as considerably more high-profile this year.

the new one sold a lot more than any of their others, I'd say they're definitely more high-profile right now.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, you're probably right. Especially with the wider exposure for indie rock period in 2005. (Interesting that a couple of years Christgau blamed "part-time scrubs" -- code for twentysomething bloggers -- for the sudden success of indie rock in the poll; now I think it has to be considered a broader cultural phenomenon having to do with the Internet's democratizing tendencies, among other things)

Where do you see McCartney placing? I'm never any good with predicting rankings for dudes like him. I thought the album was fairly well acclaimed, like, I dunno, The Rising.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

McCartney? top 30 maybe.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Has Kanye really been that adored? I haven't paid much attention, but I had the impression that it was slotted as able-but-lesser.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I withdraw the Dangerdoom prediction, btw.

M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

dead wrong on Spoon. I see it at #11.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Has Kanye really been that adored? I haven't paid much attention, but I had the impression that it was slotted as able-but-lesser.

As with The College Dropout, it benefits from the sheer number of votes it will receive. It's few people's absolute favorite, but LOTS of people like it well enough to put it somewhere on their top ten.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

McCartney top 30 AT BEST; Xgau hates that record by the way. I think the Stones will finish higher. (They definitely deserve to.) Springsteen probably higher than McCartney, too.

New Pornographers and Spoon quite possibly not top ten. (Hell, I thought people didn't like this New Porn one all that much. Why would they finish higher than they ever have?) Antony will finish higher than either of them I bet (but won't win.) Sufjan too, I agree. Probably Sleater Kinney and White Stripes and Franz Ferdinand too, though I could be wrong, My Morning Jacket, it just occured to me in the last couple days, could go top 10,

My money is on Kanye repeating right now, though an MIA upset would be a lot of fun.

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Kanye will easily make top 5. The top 15 will probably include: Kanye, M.I.A., Spoon, Sleater Kinney, White Stripes, New Pornographers, the Decemberists, Sufjan Stevens, Go-Betweens.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Well, Go Betweens will get an Alfred Soto vote, anyway, and maybe a Christgau vote {I forget how much he liked their new one}...Beyond that, I'm not so sure. (Again, they seem as marginal as always, and I didn't notice people paying more attention to this one than to their other 43 albums. Maybe I'm wrong, though. What's the highest they've ever finished?)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm betting DangerDoom goes top ten--Madvillainy was no. 11, and this is a weaker year overall.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I didn't notice people paying more attention to this one than to their other 43 albums. Maybe I'm wrong, though. What's the highest they've ever finished?)

Well, that's just it, Chuck. This is their best-reviewed reunion album, so the sentimental vote will join the aesthetic-merit vote for a pretty high placing. I can't see it placing below #20.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Kanye wins, and everybody else...whatever.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

there really weren't a lot of neat debuts this year, were there? lots of follow-ups to previous smashes, established artists. This is gonna be a real boring morass year full of easy bets. It's a Los Lobos year.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

i don't know, it seems like DangerDoom hasn't been fawned over nearly as much as Madvillainy.

i'm also surprised you guys are so down on McCartney, seems like he's getting better marks in general than the Stones (fwiw I like 'em about equal) - if there's gonna be a token fogey in the top 10 or 20 I think it's him (certainly not Neil Young or Stevie I wouldn't imagine).

Josh Love (screamapillar), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

The Stones has been much better reviewed, Josh, even if it hasn't sold very well.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

oh and has everybody forgotten LCD Soundsystem already? At one point people were as excited about that as MIA.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

True. Probably top 15.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

McCartney has the higher Metacritic score - I know that's not necessarily comprehensive, but I don't think you could say the Stones have been MUCH better reviewed either.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

The Stylus contingent seems to like Bloc Party alot - I wonder how well they'll do.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Hm. I've read individual reviews that have been far nastier to Macca and more complimentary towards the Stones.

This nonsense justifies Rolling Stone's editorial decision to always run a Stones/Mick Jagger review in tandem with a Macca.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Bloc Party will definitely score in my top 15, but it's a bad year if it scores in a top 10, let alone top 5, unless it gets recidivist Strokes love, i.e. a circle jerk of youngsters like us and the old guard giving love to poseurs.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

top 100 albums of 2005 at rateyourmusic.com has just been updated.

http://rateyourmusic.com/top_albums/year_is_2005

1 Sufjan Stevens:Illinois
2 Kraftwerk: Minimum - Maximum
3 Animal Collective: Feels
4 Opeth: Ghost Reveries
5 Sigur Rós: Takk...
6 Paul McCartney: Chaos and Creation in the Backyard
7 System of a Down: Mezmerize
8 The Decemberists:Picaresque
9 Porcupine Tree: Deadwing
10 The Mars Volta: Frances The Mute
11 Andrew Bird: Andrew Bird & The Mysterious Production of Eggs
12 Dark Tranquillity: Character
13 Iron Maiden: Death on the Road
14 Bright Eyes: I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
15 Strapping Young Lad: Alien
16 John Frusciante: Curtains
17 Trivium: Ascendancy
18 Pelican: The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon the Thaw
19 Sleater-Kinney: The Woods
20 Wolf Parade: Apologies to the Queen Mary
21 Antony and the Johnsons: I Am a Bird Now
22 Broken Social Scene: Broken Social Scene
23 Common: Be
24 Nevermore: This Godless Endeavor
25 Broadcast: Tender Buttons
26 Eels: Blinking Lights and Other Revelations
27 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
28 Dredg: Catch Without Arms
29 Kanye West: Late Registration
30 Thelonious Monk: Thelonious Monk Quartet With John Coltrane At Carnegie Hall
31 Nile: Annihilation of the Wicked
32 Spoon: Gimme Fiction
33 The New Pornographers: Twin Cinema
34 Devendra Banhart: Cripple Crow
35 Jesu: Jesu
36 Boards of Canada: The Campfire Headphase
37 Kamelot: The Black Halo
38 Ryan Adams: Cold Roses
39 Kreator: Enemy of God
40 Coheed and Cambria: Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness
41 Pat Metheny: The Way Up
42 Sage Francis: A Healthy Distrust
43 Dane Cook: Retaliation
45 Jaga Jazzist: What We Must
46 Low: The Great Destroyer
47 Ulver: Blood Inside
48 Architecture In Helsinki: In Case We Die
49 Dälek: Absence
50 Bloc Party: Silent Alarm
51 Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings: Naturally
52 Patrick Wolf: Wind in the Wires
53 M.I.A. [GBR]: Arular
54 Gorillaz: Demon Days
55 Of Montreal: The Sunlandic Twins
56 Okkervil River: Black Sheep Boy
57 Edan: Beauty and the Beat
58 Josh Rouse: Nashville
59 Danger Doom: The Mouse And The Mask
60 Dream Theater: Octavarium
61 A Silver Mt. Zion: Horses In The Sky
62 Pickering Pick: Trafalgar
63 Black Label Society: Mafia
64 Fall Out Boy: From Under The Cork Tree
65 LCD Soundsystem: LCD Soundsystem
66 The National: Alligator
67 Between the Buried and Me: Alaska
68 Bruce Springsteen: Devils & Dust
69 Aimee Mann: The Forgotten Arm
70 13 & God: 13 & God
71 Judas Priest: Angel of Retribution
72 Doves: Some Cities
73 Queens of the Stone Age: Lullabies to Paralyze
74 Beck: Guero
75 Emiliana Torrini: Fisherman's Woman
76 Port-Royal: Flares
77 Fantômas: Suspended Animation
78 Candlemass: Candlemass
79 Mew: And the Glass Handed Kites
80 Depeche Mode: Playing the Angel
81 The White Stripes: Get Behind Me Satan
82 Stephen Malkmus: Face the Truth
83 M. Ward: Transistor Radio
84 DevilDriver: The Fury Of Our Maker's Hand
85 Morrissey: Live at Earls Court
86 Foo Fighters: In Your Honor
87 The Mountain Goats: The Sunset Tree
88 The Books: Lost And Safe
89 Napalm Death: The Code Is Red... Long Live The Code
Howl
90 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club: Howl
91 Bonnie "Prince" Billy & Matt Sweeney: Superwolf
92 Martha Wainwright: Martha Wainwright
93 M83: Before the Dawn Heals Us
94 Franz Ferdinand: You Could Have It So Much Better
95 Kent: Du & jag döden
96 Audioslave: Out of Exile
97 Meshuggah: Catch Thirty Three
98 Death Cab for Cutie: Plans
99 Six Organs of Admittance: School of the Flower
100 Super Furry Animals: Love Kraft

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

That is an appalling list, full of indie horrors. Not a single hip-hop album in the top 15????

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

haha yes Kraftwerk have a fighting chance at the P&J top 100!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

for the record, the only even kinda-sorta hip hop in last year's top 40: Kanye, Streets, Dangermouse, Madvillain, Dizzee Rascal, Ghostface.

short of returning Kanye and Dangerdoom and more grime, I don't know what will get in this year. I'm not sure if my perspective is distorted by the influx of rap blogs and Pitchfork rap coverage in the past year, but I'm curious to see if stuff like Young Jeezy or Three 6 or Mike Jones will manage to make the kind of dent that T.I. didn't.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm tempted to discuss odds on the singles poll now, but that seems like a completely different thread.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

So that's a confirmation of the "Missy gets blanked" question (or am I just playing The Invisible Man again)?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

will definitely not make (and mostly won't finish anywhere near) the pazz and jop top 40, despite making the rateyourmusic top 40, whatever that is:


2 Kraftwerk: Minimum - Maximum
4 Opeth: Ghost Reveries
9 Porcupine Tree: Deadwing
12 Dark Tranquillity: Character
13 Iron Maiden: Death on the Road
15 Strapping Young Lad: Alien
16 John Frusciante: Curtains
17 Trivium: Ascendancy
18 Pelican: The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon the Thaw
24 Nevermore: This Godless Endeavor
25 Broadcast: Tender Buttons
28 Dredg: Catch Without Arms
31 Nile: Annihilation of the Wicked
35 Jesu: Jesu
37 Kamelot: The Black Halo
39 Kreator: Enemy of God

I mean, I WISH Opeth would finish, but it won't. Doubt Coltrane/Monk will either, come to think of it, though I suppose it has some kind of weird outside shot. (Great album, btw.)

Bloc Party is better than most of the alt and indie records that people are saying have a shot, but I'd kinda forgot that it existed. Probably not top 10, and very possibly not Top 20, but I won't complain at all if it finishes high. Sure deserves it more than Antony does.

I'd forget LCD Soundsystem exists, too. I'll be surprised if it goes top 20, but who knows?

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

I just forgot Missy while I was writing that post, but maybe. also curious to see how the Game does, considering he got a ton of accolades from the jump but barely gets brought up anymore at this point in the year. (xp)

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

"Hate It Or Love It" will probably make the singles list, which will probably have a couple of Fiddy songs too.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

re: That is an appalling list, full of "indie horrors"

You mean this lot ?

ZEE INDIE ROCK ROBOTS LIST for 20/30somethings AKA Whatever Paste, Magnet magazine, Pitchfork, US Alt Weeklies and indie rawk bloggers sez rulez OK

1 Sufjan Stevens:Illinois
8 The Decemberists: Picaresque
11 Andrew Bird: Andrew Bird & The Mysterious Production of Eggs
14 Bright Eyes: I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
19 Sleater-Kinney: The Woods
20 Wolf Parade: Apologies to the Queen Mary
22 Broken Social Scene: Broken Social Scene [melodic Sonic Youth Karaoke]
27 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
32 Spoon: Gimme Fiction
33 The New Pornographers: Twin Cinema
34 Devendra Banhart: Cripple Crow
48 Architecture In Helsinki: In Case We Die
55 Of Montreal: The Sunlandic Twins
82 Stephen Malkmus: Face the Truth
94 Franz Ferdinand: You Could Have It So Much Better
98 Death Cab for Cutie: Plans [indie gone major label $ sellout]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

And half/three-quarters of that list is full of horrors too.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

which ones? I can't see Candy Shop or Disco Inferno or Just A Lil Bit (popular but not that well liked, if that's not too much of a contradiction in terms) or So Seductive or Outta Control or Hustler's Ambition (more well liked but not as popular) placing high, just the 2 w/ Game. (xp)

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

dood the Cookbook is probably Missy's best album (either that or Under Construction). Where's the love?!?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Where's the love?!?

The Black Eyed Peas scored other hits this year.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, way more albums from the indie horror list will finish than albums from the original metal-heavy list, even though the metal-heavy list is way more interesing. (Metal NEVER does well in Pazz and Jop. It's wrong, but that's the way things go. I wouldn't even count on Mars Volta and Coheed and Cambria finishing this year, and come to think of it, System of a Down will have to split their votes between two different albums, right?)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

chuck, rateyourmusic.com is the largest open source music reviews & ratings database on the web. It's like an amateur/ voluntary AMG - All Music Guide.

The top 100 list is compiled using algorithms from the data in the rateyourmusic database.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

it's for ROBOTS

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

BTW (I'm not making this up), anybody who is really interested in this topic (especially if they vote in the poll) who expects to be in New York the last week of the year and the first couple weeks of next year is welcome to contact me via email if they think unpaid data entry of Pazz & Jop ballots sounds like a fun way to spend one's holiday season. (I'm not kidding. It all happens a week earlier this year, and it is going to be a bitch to pull off.)

xhuxk, Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

let's stuff the ballot box but then dump pig blood on MIA's head!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't like the "unpaid" part. Do we get to listen to your Kix collection?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Metal NEVER does well in Pazz and Jop. It's wrong, but that's the way things go.

Dammit, now I feel bad about not giving Comets on Fire enough dap.

The fact that nobody on this thread has mentioned the Hold Steady yet startles the hell outta me. If they don't finish Top 20 I'm gonna be surprised.

disco violence (disco violence), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

mercenary 30 points, people! i need a coalition of the willing!

dr. phil (josh langhoff), Thursday, 27 October 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

Al I was wondering the same thing, although you're crazy if you think Mike Jones is going to make anything outside of the singles list - his album was reviewed horribly! I wonder about Jeezy, Three-6, etc. But we'll see.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 27 October 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Oh the obvious blogger-spurred rap artist is BUN-B obviously.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 27 October 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh and Josh Love, Madvillain got better reviews but Dangerdoom wins on pure exposure.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 27 October 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Are the Bun-B, Jeezy and Three-6 albums better than Dangerdoom and The Massacre? I've not found a realy great hip-hop album this year (though I'm obv a naif who knows nothing).

Kanye
Sufjan
Antony
Franz
MIA

is my vote, until i remember something else.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 27 October 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

Just wondering about Feels. Where do you think that will rank? Higher than Sung tongs? Lower? Nowhere?

Jibé, Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

I disagree with the Metacritic methodology, but here are the latest stats for 2005:

http://www.metacritics.com/music/bests/2005.shtml

1 Illinois by Sufjan Stevens 2005 90
2 Hypermagic Mountain by Lightning Bolt 2005 90
3 Z by My Morning Jacket 2005 88
4 I Am A Bird Now by Antony And The Johnsons 2005 88
5 The Woods by Sleater-Kinney 2005 87
6 Arular by M.I.A. 2005 87
7 Clap Your Hands Say Yeah by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah 2005 86
8 Lookaftering by Vashti Bunyan 2005 86
9 Apologies To The Queen Mary by Wolf Parade 2005 86
10 Minimum-Maximum [Live] by Kraftwerk 2005 85
11 Black Sheep Boy by Okkervil River 2005 85
12 The Mysterious Production Of Eggs by Andrew Bird 2005 85
13 Mezmerize by System Of A Down 2005 85
14 Extraordinary Machine by Fiona Apple 2005 85
15 The Runners Four by Deerhoof 2005 85
16 LCD Soundsystem by LCD Soundsystem 2005 85
17 Thunder, Lightning, Strike by The Go! Team 2005 85
18 I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning by Bright Eyes 2005 85
19 Blinking Lights And Other Revelations by Eels 2005 84
20 Beauty And The Beat by Edan 2005 84
21 Oceans Apart by The Go-Betweens 2005 84
22 Separation Sunday by The Hold Steady 2005 84
23 These Were The Earlies by The Earlies 2005 84
24 Takk... by Sigur Rós 2005 84
25 Chavez Ravine by Ry Cooder 2005 84
26 Twin Cinema by The New Pornographers 2005 84
27 This Right Here Is Buck 65 by Buck 65 2005 84
28 Late Registration by Kanye West 2005 84
29 School Of The Flower by Six Organs Of Admittance 2005 83
30 Lost And Safe by The Books 2005 83

[two of these albums are 2004 release, but released in US 2005 [Go Team, Earlies]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Are the Bun-B, Jeezy and Three-6 albums better than Dangerdoom and The Massacre?

Yes, entirely.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

haha this is not a hard standard to beat!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I don't even want to try to project the top 20 this year....it seems like anything could take the to spots, and I haven't heard a lot of the favorites. M.I.A.'s the only thing in my current top 10 that has a ghost of a shot.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 27 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Things that haven't been mentioned much that could do well:

Clap Your Hands etc.
Wolf Parade
Lightning Bolt
Fiona
Deerhoof (?)
Bright Eyes
Death Cab

Will the Go! Team count for this year?

Both the McCartney album and the RS album have surprised a lot of critics, many of whom were required to listen to them. I could see them picking up enough votes among the younger contingent to place well, although there might be a split ballot issue here.

Speaking of which, any chance of an executive decision to group the two SoD albums together?

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and: Robyn?

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Robyn's not even out in the UK yet - i doubt somehow that enough US judges will have heard it for it to even blip on the P+J radar.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

FORGET COLDPLAY YE NOT

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

>any chance of an executive decision to group the two SoD albums together? <

When they were released six months apart? No way. They're no more the same album than Flip Your Wig and New Day Rising were, and a lot less the same album than Use Your Illusions I and II (which were not P&J-combined) were. Bright Eyes is two different albums as well, even though there are promo CDs which contain both in the same two-disc set.) (*69 Love Songs,* on the contrary, for instance, was actually apparently sold as a three-CD set, though I've never seen one. Mine were three separate CDs, but Xgau swears it was sold as a package, so I believed him. Hope we wasn't just trying to help them out!)

Yeah, Coldplay could do well. As could Fiona Apple, who hasn't been mentioned much here. Liz Phair might do better than last time, though she shouldn't, and might do worse. And weird that nobody mentioned Hold Steady til recently, given that I plan to vote for the thing.

(As for Lightning Bolt, I dunno. Again, I was under the impression that people were talking about this one *less* than than the last two. It's definitely a duller record, or maybe I'm just all okay okay I got the point three years ago guys. On the other hand, I've heard people call it more "accessible", so maybe LB will rake in all those stray Oxes and Fucking Champs votes.) (Oh wait, there aren't any.)

xhuxk, Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

(*69 Love Songs,* on the contrary, for instance, was actually apparently sold as a three-CD set, though I've never seen one. Mine were three separate CDs, but Xgau swears it was sold as a package, so I believed him. Hope we wasn't just trying to help them out!)

Yeah, I think the first 1,000 copies came as a box w/ a big booklet, and after that they were sold separately. They were definitely imagined as a single statement.

TRG (TRG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

i always saw 69ls sold as a box

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Affirmative, I have it.

man, there's a lot of albums on those lists that i haven't even heard yet, mainly on purpose. makes me feel like a slacker tho. How out an insurgent campaign for congotronics?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

'How about'

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Congotronics definitely! Top 5!!

TRG (TRG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I really like the Malkmus record, I think it's the best of his solo stuff, but prolly won't finish high just cuz it seems like most people don't care about him anymore.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I think we're all forgetting one thing: 311 has a new record out.

gear (gear), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

hold steady? how about the joanna newsom debut? lots of love for it here, but no idea bout the US reception.

etc, Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Joanna Newsom came out in 2004 and finished around #20.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

1. I, too, have the 69 Love Songs box. That was obviously one album. What would you have called them separately? 23 Love Songs? Another 23 Love Songs? 23 More - All The Way? Besides, how could you tell them apart?

2. No grouping of Ryan Adams' Rock n Roll and Love Is Hell in 2003, and they came out on the same day. Properly. I'm not so sure that the two Bright Eyes records are, in fact, separate albums. There's an awful lot of commentary back and forth.

3. There has been a tsunami of My Morning Jacket hype recently. Many, many people seem to like that record disproportionately to anything I can glean from the two songs I've heard. Anyway, I'm surprised that it isn't getting more discussion in this thread; it's the first rock record in forever I've heard people praising spontaneously without feeling they have to explain why they like it (as with, for instance, The Woods).

4. Kanye: On the one hand, who wants to vote for the same guy two years in a row, unless you think he's the greatest artist ever, which no one does about Kanye? On the other hand, Late Registration is clearly superior to College Dropout in almost every respect except for coming second and not having Jesus Walks. Kanye won last year because he was the official "See, I don't hate all hip-hop and stuff real people like" choice. This year, he will have stiff competition from OutKast, who have traditionally owned that category.

Vornado, Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

i don't think the outkast record is actually gonna come out this year.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I think they were called 69 Love Songs Part One, 69 Love Songs Part Two, and 69 Love Songs Part Three. If I still owned them I could check, but I don't. I do remember Part Two being my favorite, though.

Bright Eyes is definitely two albums. Artists let commentary go back and forth between two or more albums by themselves all the time, not just when they're released on the same day. SO: not a consideration.

xhuxk, Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

oh, didn't realise that, jaymc - it's only just been locally released.

etc, Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Why is it so extremely rare to have dance / electronic music even *appear* in the top 20? Are people serious when they suggest that Kanye would do better than Isolee? If so, why exactly?

paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Uh, because Isolee hasn't even been released in the U.S. and no one's reviewed it apart from online zines?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

(Whereas Kanye has been reviewed by every major and minor publication, it seems like. This is just for starters, though.)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Kanye won last year because he was the official "See, I don't hate all hip-hop and stuff real people like" choice.

No no. This is the Predict the Future thread. The Read Other People's Minds thread is over there.

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 27 October 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Isolee (as an example) has been released here. And you're suggesting that reviewers should wait to take notice of major publications before listening to something? Sheesh.

paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Where is "here"? I thought you were in New York? I've only seen it available on import in the U.S.; Amazon has no listing of it.

I certainly don't think reviewers should wait to take notice of major publications, but I think that's often how critical opinion gathers steam: positive reviews from prominent outlets encourage other critics to say "hey, I should probably give that a listen" if they haven't already. Also factor in the promotional push. EVERYONE knew about Late Registration before it even came out, and early raves ensured that almost every critic worth his or her salt would at least pay attention to the record.

As for Isolee, unless you read ILM, or happen to catch a review on Pitchfork or Stylus the day it runs, or are otherwise entrenched in the electronic/dance community, where are you going to hear about Wearemonster? And if you don't live in a big city with import sections in your record stores, and if you don't do the download thing (plenty of people don't), how are you going to even hear it? I could be wrong about this, but I doubt that Playhouse is sending thousands of promo copies across the U.S.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Of course, what I'm not getting into at all is the fact that a huge proportion of Pazz and Jop voters have no time for instrumental electronic/dance music, even if it were in the public eye and easily obtained. Kanye West is way more accessible, in both senses of the word. (And I'm saying this as someone who will likely vote for Isolee and not Kanye!)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

xpost

I reviewed it (4 stars!) for Uncut!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Fair enough jaymc - I get your point (and I think I'm probably wrong about the domestic release - apologies). I guess I'm just frustrated because (for the fact that this thread has 300+ replies), Pazz & Jop feels like a best-of-the-most-obvious poll. There are better places to read about music than VV, for sure, but then why do ILMers seem to care so much?

paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Because we get to vote!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

(Sorry if everything above sounded cranky, btw.)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

What will win the singles? Kelly Clarkson? Amerie? Little Hoodrat Friend deserves a top ten finish, too.

What about Trapped In The Closet? Will that count as one single, or 5?

kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 27 October 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I like Isolee but there are a million reasons that Kanye will beat it. Primarily, because most people probably think its a better album. I might. I'm not sure.

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

i never heard of Isolee until now, and I get 30 or70 CDs in the mail every day (and I listen to a lot of instrumental electronic music, if you're curious, and like a lot of it). I'm not sure why anybody here would think that the other 799 to 1399 voters would have heard of it either, when most of them hear way less music than I do. What do you think of the Miranda Lambert and Hope Partlow and Hard Skin and Rod Lee albums, Paulhw? What's that, you've never heard of them?? I don't believe it! They all came out in the United States! I guess the reason they won't place in Pazz and Jop (even though there's a good chance I'll vote for them, and they may all be among the ten best records of the year) is just because all those sheep voting are too lazy and clueless to seek them out! (In other words: sometimes I am dumbfounded by the people on this board who don't understand what a CONSENSUS is. How the hell COULD an album that almost nobody's ever heard of finish???)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

(And actually, lots of people HAVE heard of Miranda Lambert. It's a way bigger hit than Isolee is. And I wish it WOULD finish. It's stupid and unfair that it won't. But it's not hard to figure out that, hey, that's not the kind of thing most rock critics graviate toward. Nor to understand that, yes, if nearly 1000 people are voting in a poll, many of the finishers will seem "obvious" to people who read record reviews, since, uh, 1000 people are voting, and they're the people who write those reviews. This thread didn't ask "what do you think *should* win P&J. It was a thread about who actually *will* win. There's a difference.)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

will M.I.A. turn up ?
she turns me on all over everynight.

retrogurl, Friday, 28 October 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

xhuxkx if you had more dance and hip-hop critics voting instead of having 95% of the voters either be daily hacks or indierock slurpers than there's a chance youdve heard of isolee. throw in some country critics (like, here's an idea, for every 1 rock critic ballot have 1 country critic ballot, 2 hip-hop critic ballots, and .75 dance critic ballots, or however you read the current pop landscape; unless you do read having 45 rock critic ballots for every 1 dance critic ballot, .75 hip-hop critic ballot, and .1 country music critic ballots as a fair representation of the state of pop music in 2005)(ie. do you really believe indie rock is 200 times better than country, dance, and hip-hop combined right now? why is p&j organized this way?)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

the reason P&J results in a sadly predictable top 10 (20? 40? 100?) is because there are indeed a shitload of critics included (maybe even the majority) whose top ten looks like the "staff recommended" section at a slightly hip Sam Goody.

gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Not that I think blount was being entirely serious, but I can imagine trying to regulate P&J ballots along genre fandom lines would be like trying to devise a criteria for only "good" countries to be on the Commission for Human Rights. There's no way you could do it that even "we" (as in the enlightened hivemind of ILM) would be happy with. But the active lobbying for more hip hop critic inclusion that apparently has been going on the past few years is def. a good thing.

The fact that VV reviews a helluva lot more hip hop and country and metal and etc. than ends up on the poll is obviously a good thing - P&J doesn't tell us what is wrong about the VV so much as what is right about it.

BTW in Australia 69 Love Songs wasn't even released in a box but in one of those 3-disc-holders like you get for "Songs of the 50s" compilations etc.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

the big thing with 69 love songs doing so well was that very very very few promos of it were sent out right (plus it came out relatively late in the year)? ie. some critics (albeit not xhuxkxs maybe) actually had to get off their ass to hear it. or did other critics just get the single disc (somewhat misleadingly closeted) sampler that college radio stations got (until someone inevitably brought in a burnt copy of the whole thing to play)? the extent to which many many crits depend wholly on whatever publicists feed them (so that even just sticking your head out of the turtleshell enough to do things like 'listen to the radio' or 'watch mtv' count as investigative journalism in rockcrit land) is a bit disgusting.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ, James, give me a break. Do you have ANY idea how much harder Xgau and I try (six years for me, a few decades for him) to get critics who write about hip-hop or dance music and world music (and, in my case anyway, country and metal and Latin and bubblegum) to vote in the poll than critics who specialize in indie or, say, Springsteen? You ought to; we've both written about it pretty much nonstop since forever. Problem is, there are just way MORE critics out there who write about indie and Bruce-type stuff; lots of critics DO have Sam Goody Recommended tastes. And guess what? HARDLY ANY OF THEM WRITE FOR THE VOICE. It's not like we make a concerted effort to seek out daily critics or indiefied web critics; more likely, they seek *us* out. At what point do you suggest we disqualify them, if they are otherwise qualified to vote (i.e., they review new releases on a regular basis)? I'm really curious. I'm definitely way more liable to ADD a new hip-hop/r&b/c&w/metal person I hear about than another indie type. (If you really want to know, we're also much more likely to add a female voter than a male one.) We comb hip-hop (and metal and dance etc) magazines and websites every fall just to *find* new voters. I mean, Xgau and I aren't exactly indie types ourselves, in case you somehow hadn't noticed, and we obviously know some kinds of critics are more dime-a-dozen than other kinds. It's not exactly like we ignore all those other genres in the music section, not even close, not compared to ANY other publication out there (nor ignore writers who write about those kinds of music, so to pretend that the large numbers of daily critics voting in P&J would have *anything* to do with why I hadn't heard of Isolee is willfully deluded; what daily critics do you think I talk to every day, James? How many of them write for my music section? I've never understood the people who confuse "Voice writers" with "P&J voters"; the former is just a tiny subset of the latter.) And the other problem, which we try to remedy constantly, is that rock/indie critics are just way more likely to *vote* (after being sent ballots) than hip-hop etc. critics, who, frankly, have their own polls in their own magazines, and frequently consider themselves separate from the world of rock criticism, though I wish they didn't, since they do the same thing rock critics do. Do I like that? Of course not; why the hell would I? And Bob and I spend a Monday in January *calling* good critics who haven't filed; believe me, the ones we beg for ballots are not daily/indie hacks. But the proportional solution you suggest doesn't make sense, because (among other problems) how would I know if somebody is going to vote for all indie rock BEFORE I SEE THEIR BALLOT? In other words, people don't identify *themselves* as "indie critic" or "daily hack" or "hip-hop guy"; sometimes I can figure that out, from looking at clips and stuff, and as I said above, I do take it into consideration (maybe *more* than I should.) But in the long run, if a critic is qualified, it's unfair to exclude them. And the vast majority of ballots, once they are filed, are simply not that pigeonholable -- almost nobody votes for JUST indie rock, or JUST hip-hop, or so on. So as far as how P&J is "organized," you have no idea what you're talking about.

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

>the extent to which many many crits depend wholly on whatever publicists feed them (so that even just sticking your head out of the turtleshell enough to do things like 'listen to the radio' or 'watch mtv' count as investigative journalism in rockcrit land) is a bit disgusting. <

Obviously, I agree with this. But that doesn't mean people here don't often tend to confuse their own insular little world (which includes having certain friends, going to certain clubs, listening to certain radio stations, shopping at certain record stores, reading certain websites, paying attention to certain genres and ignoring others) with, uh, the whole world. Right, it's always that OTHER guy, who hasn't heard what YOU'VE heard, who's the lazy hack. Right. Even though you haven't heard what he's heard, either. What horseshit.

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

And yeah, I'm sure more radio listening and MTV viewing would have clued all those stodgy flyover-land Sleater Kinney and Kanye critics into hearing of Isolee (whose CD, now that I've googled him, I now think I may have actually *listened to,* and it left no impression whatsoever! Though who knows,I may be confusing him with 20 or 30 other German electronic fellows who've left no impression lately; I'm not sure.) (And I say that as a longtime Teutonophile, by the way.)

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah i was sorta just busting yr balls there, i know you and xgau can hardly guide the electorate diebold style or anything (i think like the last five (at least) xgau p&j essays have sorta ruminated on this 'jesus christ you motherfuckers voted in wilco? you sorry sorry motherfuckers') and whenever martian or whoever kinda cluelessly throws up metacritic stats or whatever like they indicate anything i always think 'will it's hardly gonna be that bad', but it's still a little annoying that there still hasnt' been a hip-hop album winner that wasn't that year's 'i don't normally like this rap music stuff but this here's not typical of the form, it's actually good actually says something i say i say i say, a credit to it's genre etc.' entry, it would be nice if one of these years a hip-hop act time magazine doesn't want to cuddle with won it, ie. it'd be nice if we were seriously weighing young jeezy's odds instead of mia's. then again i'm guessing if you offered jeezy and mia a chance to freaky friday change places only one of them would even consider it so two tears in a bucket i guess.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

kanye wants to reach the kind of people who vote in p+j and read time magazine. young jeezy doesn't give a shit about them.

so why it would be a surprise, or an outrage, that young jeezy isn't going to win p+j or get on the cover of time, i have no idea.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

Kanye West: the black guy everyone at work can agree on

Why did I spoof a funnier Onion headline? I’m not sure.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

kanye and jeezy both want to sell records, and frankly i don't think they care to whom. the whole "HARDCORE RAPPER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE AUDIENCE" thing is such a red herring/trojan horse/total bullshit.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm totally stunned and shocked that either blount or strongo would immediately jump to that conclusion.

i don't think its simply about black/white. black people vote in p+j. white people listen to young jeezy.

but kanye disses bush, speaks out for gays, works with musicians outside of hip-hop, does songs that aren't strictly hip-hop. does a bunch of stuff that appeals very strongly to liberals, for want of a better word. and liberals are who read the voice and time.

young jeezy sings about dealing drugs, pretty much.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

oh i don't think it's any kind of world shattering shocker that kanye is gonna whup jeezy's ass in p + j. i certainly like him better.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

so why it would be a surprise, or an outrage, that young jeezy isn't going to win p+j or get on the cover of time

I don't think that's the outrage that people here are referring to. The outrage is that the recent hip-hop winners of P&J have been the types of hip-hop artists that would get on the cover of Time. This incenses some P&J voters who believe that Time is fusty, stodgy and, pretty much by definition, not "with it". Narcissism of small differences, etc, etc.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

i dont even think it's got anything to do with genre, really!

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

or: you could make the case that the wire is better than the sopranos. but the sopranos resonates beyond its milieu, its outward-looking. the wire doesn't/isn't. and that's why the sopranos gets all the attention, acclaim and audience.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

The outrage is that the recent hip-hop winners of P&J have been the types of hip-hop artists that would get on the cover of Time.

But it's a poll of over 1000 critics. It's not a carefully curated list of obscure choices that will surprise and impress people who typically read 50 other polls at the end of every year. Thus it reflects popular opinion. or, as chuck said, consensus. plus, time is hipper than you think it is, anyway.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

>the recent hip-hop winners of P&J have been the types of hip-hop artists that would get on the cover of Time.<

This doesn't just go for hip-hop! It goes for pretty much *all* Pazz & Jop winners. (Rock critics LIKE get-on-the-cover-of-Timeness!)

I like *The Wire* and *Sopranos* about equally, for whatever it's worth. (But then again I always watch them years late on DVD.)

I may slightly prefer *Newsweek* to *Time*, but it's a close call.

& I prefer Young Jeezy's album to the new Kanye (but not the old one).

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

It's not a carefully curated list of obscure choices that will surprise and impress people who typically read 50 other polls at the end of every year

The point is not to be obscure. It's to ratify the sense that the hip-hop that is "safe" to liberal ears is not "as good" as hip-hop that is "dangerous" or "transgressive", especially when that "transgressive" hip-hop is actually more popular with "real people".

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

(Nevermind that rapping about drug-dealing is about the safest possible topic you could rap about these days (in terms of going with the proven success strategies) and that rapping about faith in Jesus Christ, for example, is genuinely transgressive on most hip-hop radio stations.)

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

well, yeah. i think the ideas that kanye is safer than young jeezy, or that young jeezy is transgressive, or that young jeezy is more popular with real people, are all bullshit.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I agree. Though my carefully constructed straw man does not!

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

how many p'n'j winners are 'typical' of their genre's form? I mean Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was pretty spazzy for AAR. I'm not pretending their isn't the cream-of-wheat glut-bias or anything, but winners of mass consensus will usually not be by-the-book.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

major exception: Ragged Glory

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure if Sandinista! was typical of... well, anything.

disco violence (disco violence), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Ragged Glory was a totally by-the-book Neil Young rock record!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

The point is not to be obscure. It's to ratify the sense that the hip-hop that is "safe" to liberal ears is not "as good" as hip-hop that is "dangerous" or "transgressive", especially when that "transgressive" hip-hop is actually more popular with "real people"

first-week sales figures for Young Jeezy: 176,000
first-week sales figures for Kanye West: 900,000

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Ragged Glory was a totally by-the-book Neil Young rock record!

um, my point.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

OK! I misread the post--thought you were saying it was an exception to by-the-book consensus.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah i was gonna add to 'i wish a hip-hop album that wasn't 'the hip-hop album for people who normally hate hip-hop' would win' that i couldn't remember the last rock album to win that seemed to be for people who actually liked their rock to yknow rock but i took it for granted that there was at least one in the batch somewhere, that all the rock winners weren't either 'return to form's' or 'definitive statement from a bold new voice confirming that yes rock n roll is here to stay', that there were maybe a couple of just 'great rock n roll album's in the batch somewhere though i knew neither zep or sabbath or ac/dc ever won it. same ol narratives.

even ragged glory was a 'return to form' (or a 'return to horse' at least)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I think part of the problem here is that you're defining what you want to win by it not appealing to the people who are going to be voting which seems a little absurd. And Kanye is very popular with lots and lots of rap music fans!

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

'i wish a hip-hop album that wasn't 'the hip-hop album for people who normally hate hip-hop' would win' that i couldn't remember the last rock album to win that seemed to be for people who actually liked their rock to yknow rock

in most elections, if you can pick up voters outside your base, you're going to win. why this is bad isn't clear.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

first-week sales figures for Young Jeezy: 176,000
first-week sales figures for Kanye West: 900,000

ah, but those young jeezy buyers are, you know, real people, so they count, like, quintiple

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

haha all 900,000 indie rock critics bought that kanye album.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

i've got a weird feeling it's between sufjan and mia. i wouldn't be surprised if it is mia - she's got the narrative, definitely high profile enough if her (very superior) mixtape could place as high as it did (with a significantly later release than arular), she's done tons of press. i'm blind on how well kanye could do cuz the album bores the shit out of me (yeah his 04 record was a helluva lot better too) so i got no idea what it's got working for it (i didn't think speakerboxxx/the love below would finish top three and it fucking ran away with the thing so maybe it's kanye's for the taking). the sufjan's an ALBUM album plus dude's got narrative. who's the bigass seller with critappeal (besides kanye) i'm forgetting (i'm not forgetting coldplay)? does some 'old' favorite who released a 'solid' effort that wasn't all that but moved enough units considering and dude always places in the top three no matter how weak he brings it and hey it's a 'weak' year anyway slip thru and win it? ie. does beck win the fucking p&j this year? xhuxkx back in 86 how enthusiastic really were people about little creatures?

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

bugged out plz point out the last five winning rock albums that picked up over 80% of their votes outside of the rockcrit group.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

i so don't have, or want, the p+j facts at my fingertips!

byt anyway, i'm not sure what groups are "outside of the rockcrit group"--you mean there's a "rapcrit group," a "countrycrit group," a "metalcrit group"? and how would you go about determining which crits fit each group? are you able to go down the entire list of p+j voters and slot them into a group?

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

(i imagine young jeezy hiring you p+j fiends as pollsters. i see an extremely focused campaign based on winning over crits whose ballots have featured one hip-hop album in each of the last three years)

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

could indiecrits be the soccer moms of p+j '05!

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

haha I dunno COULD THEY?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

I like the idea of Young Jeezy hunkering down with his advisers trying to figure out how to crack p&j.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Or recording a song on his next album about all "the P&J hataz/ indie mastubataz".

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

yes, believe it or not many music publications focus on specific genres of music and many writers (albeit not most maybe) generally (let's say 80% of the time) spend much of their time in one field. for example, and brace yourself, i'd wager philip sherburne has written more about records from cologne than nashville and that dylan hicks has written more about records from nashville than cologne. i'm guessing ethan padgett has written more about records from atlanta than cologne or nashville combined. call it a hunch. since it was you that noted that the key to p&j success was appealing out of your 'group' i'm wondering since EVERY hip-hop album that's won has done it on the back of crossing over what rock albums won on the back of crossing over ie. being the rock album that strawman hip-hop critic can say 'normally i don't list to that rock music - more like crock music am i right? - but this actually SAYS something' (if coldplay does win this thing we have our answer).

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

>xhuxkx back in 86 how enthusiastic really were people about little creatures?<

Where was I in '86? Ann Arbor, I think. And, um, I wasn't talking to other critics much, to be honest. But yeah, I kinda remember it being "just another talking heads record, who cares." then again, i remember the "name of this band* live album from a few years earlier being even LESS than that -- nobody seemed to give a shit about it at all, which is one reason it didn't place in P&J, but when it was reissued a couple years ago suddenly it was this long-lost classic, which totally weirded me out. But oops, I'm getting off topic there.

>i'm not sure what groups are "outside of the rockcrit group"--you mean there's a "rapcrit group," a "countrycrit group," a "metalcrit group"? and how would you go about determining which crits fit each group? are you able to go down the entire list of p+j voters and slot them into a group?<

exactly my point above. rock critics vote for rap records, rap critics vote for pop records, blah blah blah. i doubt there's a single "country critic" per se (in terms of somebody who only votes for country records) in the poll; maybe there's a couple "metal critics" or "latin critics" here and there; maybe not. a small fraction of voters could MAYBE be pigeonholed, if that. and most of them wouldn't like it.

xhuxk, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Blount, what about Franz Ferdinand's singles win last year?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

yeah but the year before 'Work It' one, so singlewise it's clear neither genre has to be as 'relevant' as with full-lengths.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

haha 'Work It' won

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

EVERY hip-hop album that's won has done it on the back of crossing over

i guess i really wonder about this. do you have some alternate standard for a hip-hop album that should have won each of these years? should a hip-hop album other than kanye really have won last year? who was it? i can't think of anyone.

in other words, what do you mean by 'crossing over'? i think you're just presupposing that p+j is a rock poll, so by definition hip-hop albums have to cross over, and rock albums don't.

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

i think you're just presupposing that p+j is a rock poll, so by definition hip-hop albums have to cross over, and rock albums don't.

DING DING DING DING DING

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

(and i certainly wouldn't disagree that statistically more p and j voters would be inclined towards rock... but i'd also say that even within rock, or guitar-based music if you like, there are plenty of subdivisions and oppositions, so i don't see why, for instance, neil young wasn't crossing over with ragged glory. if you see his base as aging classic rock-loving boomers, i doubt that they comprise the majority of p and j voters, even then. so i think you could say that he crossed over to, say, indie rock voters, who wouldn't be a natural constituency for him, to my mind, although of course he got lots of help with indie voters from his pollsters pearl jam and sonic youth)

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

No doubt if you start examining the demographics of the P&J voting rolls too closely you'll start to come up with all sorts of biases. Rockism, middle-browism, cover-of-Time-ism: you name it. Maybe criticism as a profession just tends to attract a certain type of music fan. It seems kind of obvious that someone would be attracted to writing about music if they are kind of interested in writing as well as in music - thus they would tend to be more literate, bookish, word-oriented, left-brained, verbal, etc. So you might expect to see albums that cater towards that verbal bias do well in critics polls (after all how many instrumental albums win this thing?) Now, all else being equal, hip-hop should be a shoo-in - since it's practically the wordiest style of music ever. But having lots of words probably isn't enough by itself to appeal to a writerly music fan - after all any writer knows its not how many words you use that matters but how well those words fit some criteria of literary excellence. So anyway, the fact that hip-hop doesn't always win is not in itself sufficient to disprove the hypothesis that critics polls tend to favor verbally-oriented albums at the expense of non-verbal styles such as dance, jazz, classical, etc.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

bugged out i think where you're falling down is assuming that we necessarily think consensus is a bad thing

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

i guess i must be wildly misreading blount's posts then, cos he certainly doesn't seem to be too happy about the results of consensus

bugged out, Friday, 28 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

well blount also smokes rocks

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

j/k

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah that could be one, what's the last rock single winner before that (not counting 'hey ya')? it's probably that OR it was a rock single strong enough to prompt enough rockcrits that normally don't vote for singles to bother that year (xhuxkxs did you get more singles votes than normal last year?). or of course it was just the best single or something (man if 'brightside' wins this year - a REAL possibility i'm thinking that'll be the first back-to-back rock singles winners since when?). and yeah most voters definitely mix it up on their ballots probably even more than they do in their bylines but cmon let's be honest there's ALOT more people listing nine rock albums and kanye than their are people listing nine hip-hop albums and coldplay. and for every sonia murray there's twenty noel murrays.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Getting back to that verbal-bias hypothesis again for a moment: How many times do critics celebrate records with sophisticated lyrics set to simple - almost naive - musical backgrounds (e.g. Bob Dylan, the Fall) vs. how often they celebrate records with simple (or naive) lyrics set against sophisticated musical backgrounds (e.g. Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twins)? And why is it that critics seem to like literary bands like the Hold Steady and the Mountain Goats (which are practically literature set to music) so much?

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

nah i think p&j does sorta do it's job in providing an accurate picture of critical consensus (maybe more now than ever but maybe not - rockcrit probably was an incredibly smaller field in 79 or whenever lester bangs could talk a few of his friends into something and swing p&j results outta it), it's just that the picture it paints ain't pretty, that it would seem to imply at least (and call me crazy) that the pop music critical field is nearly as white and as male (and maybe as old) as congress and when i look at the pop music landscape it seems to me (again call me crazy) not as white and male and old as congress. it doesn't seem to me to be 90% rock either. and as for 'what hip-hop albums would i prefer see win' (and i'm not saying these aren't great albums btw i luv em all cept for arrested development and speakerboxx/tlb) i'm just asking why these are the ONLY hip-hop albums that can win, why it's never an illmatic or ready to die or return to the 36 chambers or the blueprint or death certificate or doggystyle or even raising hell over fucking little creatures ie. whatever five mic canon fodder in the making, imagine how different the p&j would look if say the only rock albums that every won it, that ever even had a chance of winning it were also nominated for at least six grammys. cuz with the exception of pe and de la that describes every single hip-hop album p&j winner. and did anyone ever figure out which rock winners weren't one of three tropes? and what's the last jazz album to place top thirty (or twenty even)(matos how did the real quiet storm do?)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

the fall have sophisticated lyrics?

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I'd say they are incredibly sophisticated.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

doesn't xgau acknowledge all this every year in his essay?

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I didn't think Fall lyrics were very sophisticated in themselves till I read Douglas Wolk's Believer piece, which schooled me big-time on that front.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

haha xpost

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

i guess i really should see his new house

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

ah, you'll mess up all the paint-work

miccio (miccio), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

one thing i like about wolk besides him costing me like nine dollars every month or so cuz i'll end up buying the believer for like one piece and it's almost always his piece so i should just paypal him five bucks and get him to gmail me the 'director's cut' and spare myself the gripping sarah silverman interviews is that the two music acts he owns more of than anyone else (at least i think he said this) are the fall and (of course) james brown which is beyond perfect since mark e smith is damn near the english james brown. i'd totally buy a 500 page book from wolk that's just an extended riff - BELIEVUH STYLE! - on the two discographies. i'd pay like twice the cost of an issue of the believer for that shit.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 October 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

EVERYONE knew about Late Registration before it even came out, and early raves ensured that almost every critic worth his or her salt would at least pay attention to the record.

Can I count reading this thread as "paying attention to the record?" Or do I have to give back my salt? (Though if I ever hear the thing I might actually vote for it, since I love that diamonds in the sierra sky thing.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

James, you're confusing me. Young Jeezy won't win for the same reason that Def Leppard could never win and that a Moby wins while a Stacey Q never has a chance. In fact, Young Jeezy will do way better than Leppard or Stacey ever did. The sort of hip-hop album that wins is a lot like the sort of rock album that wins, which means sociodemographic "importance" meets fairly dull idea of "quality," though some of these winners (e.g., Sex Pistols) are tremendously deserving anyway. The only album winner that I can think of that overwhelmed usual critical Standards Of Worthiness was Thriller. So it's not "rock critics only liking this kind of hip-hop" but "rock critics liking the sort of thing that rock critics tend to like regardless of genre, though most of those'll be rock records, natch."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

For a winner, "Take Me Out" had a relatively small percentage of the votes, and would have come in no better than third in 2003.

So far I think singles are going to be Kelly C., Amerie, Missy, Killers, I hope in that order but probably not.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Frank, paying attention to the record in part simply means being aware that it exists, which you rightly do. When Chuck admits he wasn't even aware of Isolee, that proves my point.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 October 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

In 1998 Christgau's essay essentially blamed the rubes and second-raters among the P & J voters for Lucinda Williams' edging out Lauryn Hill for album of the year. Yet Car Wheels was #1 on Christgau's own ballot. This colossal mindfuck-- a kind of cognitive dissonance between one's role as critic and some supposed über-role as critic-of-critics-- strikes me as the reductio ad absurdum of a couple of themes on this thread.

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

And also, if Lauryn Hill had won, it would have been one more example of what's being complained about here...

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 28 October 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

And why is it that critics seem to like literary bands like the Hold Steady and the Mountain Goats (which are practically literature set to music) so much?

Why do people who make a living or at least beer/DVD money writing about music like music with writerly qualities? IT IS A KOOKY MYSTERY

disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 29 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

How do you guys think Rob Thomas will do in Pazz & Jop? How about Lifehouse? Jon Secada? Keith Urban?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 29 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Gwen Stefani could go top 5 in singles, too. There's probably someone obvious I'm not thinking of, probably mentioned on the other thread where we had this same discussion.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 29 October 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

frank i totally noted how rockcritmass not only sticks to the same narrative with hip-hop victors but even more bizarrely to like three tropes with rock victors none of which are 'this record ROCKED SO HARD' ie. john hiatt over def leppard in perpetuity. i can think of three times a rock p&j winner genuinely fucking rocked balls - the basement tapes and nevermind the bollocks and just plain ol' nevermind - enough to hold it's own with stiff upper lip., the three rock tropes 'return to form from a rock survivor' and 'definite statement from the artist of now' or 'bold new voice with a story you just gots to hear' all boil down to placing records based on 'how easy was this to write about/how much could i stand the damn thing' ie. hackdom over joy, sloth over curiosity, slurp over sweat. you can hardly lay any of this at p&j (nevermind the ppl behind p&j)'s feet but as a measure of the state of the industry it's a good place to have data to point to and go 'see?'

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

But ironically enough, several of the hip-hop winners rock like mothers, e.g. It Takes a Nation of Millions and some of Stankonia.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

The Basement Tapes does not rock balls.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

James, thanks for your kind words; if I thought more than like four people would buy that book, I would totally write it.

Dylan's stuff has a "simple--almost naive--musical background"? 'Scuse me, could you please say that again while replicating the fingerpicking from "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right"? Or working out the chords of "Po' Boy"? I mean, right, Jack Frost isn't Scott Storch, but "naive" is an unearned insult.

Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

tim i know perhaps it doesn't approach the sick shredonia of kevin barnes or the riff carnage of denny laine but basement tapes totally rocks the house. enough to hold it's own with stiff upper lip at least.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 October 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

Don't be an idiot plz. Did I ever say of Montreal or Wings shred? Now that you mention it, though, yes, there's way more energy in a lot of Kevin Barnes' recent songs or Wings songs than in The Basement Tapes ("Apple Suckling Tree" and its general sense of a *stiff upper lip* notwithstanding).

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

energy don't equal ROCKING BALLS man otherwise, shit marshmallow coast have more energy than dinosaur jr but that don't mean they ROCK BALLS more. and again i'm only saying enough to hold its own with stiff upper lip not high voltage or anything i don't think i'm asking too much of p&j rockers. i mean 'mr blue sky' has more energy than 'complication' but cmon when it comes to the rock monks slay elo every time. so it goes with basement tapes v. of montreal.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

"rocking balls" = being more "earthy" or something?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

Barnes plays an SG through an AC30, by the way. Salt of the earth.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

i rented legally blonde from the dude - you ain't gotta tell me. don't make him bon scott.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 29 October 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

You're right, bro. "Clothes Line Saga" and "Tiny Montgomery" and "Tears of Rage" and "This Wheel's on Fire" totally bring the fricking house down.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Allow me to attempt to summarize your argument and plz correct me if I am wrong: of Montreal and Wings will never ROCK BALLS no matter how much energy is in their songs (e.g., say, "Forecast Fascist Future" or "Getting Closer") because they are PANSIES. They ain't got no "stiff upper lip."

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

'return to form from a rock survivor' and 'definite statement from the artist of now' or 'bold new voice with a story you just gots to hear'

what albums should win p'n'j that don't qualify as any of these three? Powerage was totally a definite statement from an artist of now in '78!

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Frank don't you think that Stacy Q's album and Thriller are important (within the context of popular music) and of high quality?

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

The "show me your nuts!" thing is closer to the actual complaint, but the reason you guys are putting quotation marks around the compliments is because you don't think the albums merit them, not because you don't find those qualities important.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

Though if I ever hear the thing I might actually vote for it

I'm glad someone said this before I did.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 October 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm not saying this to mock, btw, I'd just like to see the language move closer to a heavier complaint than 'people vote for albums they think are really strong and noteworthy rather than the albums I do.'

x-post

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

I've been waiting for someone to admit that Stacey Q is important since 1986.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 29 October 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Chuck and Frank have been saying so since 1986!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 29 October 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, Def Leppard and Stacey Q really have no make-the-cover-of-Time-magazine quotient; they are not *marketed* as Important. I don't see how that's not clear. (Michael, though, probably DID make the cover of Time, maybe even more than once, of course.)

xhuxk, Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

do rock critics really fall for marketing that easily? ; (

gear (gear), Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely.

Also, it's Kanye West, not Stacey Q or Def Leppard or Young Jeezy, who my kid's ninth grade English teacher assigns readings about, and puts fill-in-the-blank questions on quizes where sentences start by talking about how Kanye has "crazy flow." (True story.)

In general, Pazz & Jop awards the sort of music that high school English and Social Studies teachers would approve of. I think that's what Frank means by sociodemographic "importance."

xhuxk, Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

my point is just that there's words for these things (hype, bullshit, pretension) rather than taking a good thing and putting quotation marks around it.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Also, it's Kanye West, not Stacey Q or Def Leppard or Young Jeezy, who my kid's ninth grade English teacher assigns readings about, and puts fill-in-the-blank questions on quizes where sentences start by talking about how Kanye has "crazy flow." (True story.)

ARRRRGH.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

it's not like I don't know what you mean.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

but even then, the complaint is that people are buying that THIS thing is important or a big statement when you don't think it is. you think big & rich is important. i mean in the alternate world you've created in yer books, Jimmy Castor is a 'major artist' who makes 'quality' albums. you make the argument this stuff is just as 'important' - so it's not like you don't share the same desires for importance, quality, timelessness, yadda yadda.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

hell, you guys should just admit you guys think you're BETTER at finding those traits rather than pretending you don't want them.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

You're kidding.
Your kid's English teacher thinks Kanye has crazy flow?
That's ridiculous.
Ye's flow is midway betwixt slammin' and tight, but certainly not crazy.
Let her have it at the PTA meeting.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

The whole meter of "importance" is a snowball effect. You can't fight it. or bitch about it.

Why did Rolling Stone (et fucking al, i might add) give 5-stars to the bland new Kanye record and 3.5 stars to his debut? Because he wasn't some deified figure until well after his last album was out. Critics in the red states can't catch the buzz until everyone's talked something to death. Who can blame them for latching on to the Hold Steady?

And the same goes for the bullshit posturing on the blogosphere. This new Three 6 Mafia is exactly like their last two. Find me one person who puts it on their ballot who had them on in a different year.

It's really funny how people are being snobs about weekly writers in Missouri not having Bun B on their list, when Bun B couldn't fucking get a pixel of press two years ago in the webnrrd community.

Indie-rock folks get told what to like from someone, and internet snobs get told what to like from someone else.

I'm putting Odd Nosdam, Farm Fresh and Mouthus on my list and the internet can go die.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

This new Three 6 Mafia is exactly like their last two.

Which is why it's brilliant! Or was that not the point?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

The new T6M is great, but they're not any greater than they have been. It just seems weird to me to jump on their train all of a sudden. It's like putting the Ramones' End Of The Century on the best of your 1980 list.

Also, can we stop hating on Kanye for being "feel-good." Last year he was "benz and a backpack! Yay!" Nowadays it feels like a bunch of 98-pound white grad students on the internet saying "kanye is bitchmade! [insert obscure houston thug] is the truth!" Its getting to be like "Holiday In Cambodia" around here sometimes.

And while i DO think no list is incomplete without some hip-hop on it (it is 2005, ferchrissakes), I'll be just as happy with a list with Dangerdoom and Atmosphere and Sage Francis as I would with a list with Jeezy, Bun B and Beanie.

And I'm be MOST happy with a list that had some variation of both.

~C

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm voting "Stay Fly" near the top of my singles. Woulda put "Sippin' on Some Syrup" on my '00 ballot if I was a crit back then and wasn't in my backpacker puritan phase. Where did I first run across "Stay Fly"? MTV2. And Mannie Fresh's "Real Big" might make it on the basis of it kicking my ass the first time I heard it in Midnight Club 3.

Also, Jello Biafra really needed his ass kicked by a gaggle of Ornette Coleman fans back in '79.

disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

"Bitchmade with Pride in Chicago" would be a great third album title.
I honestly can't stop listening to "Stay High"
http://www.three6mafiachoices.com/Video/Three6Mafia_StayFlyVidFull_450.asx

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Well, "Stay Fly" IS awesome...

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Whenever my girl asks what I want to do, I say "well, I have to get milk, run some errands and I gotta stay hi-i-i-i-i-i till i di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

"i DO think no list is incomplete without some hip-hop on it (it is 2005, ferchrissakes)"

It's okay for critics to have other interests. Really.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I mean, it's a pretty widespread genre, but it's just that: a genre. And the world is a big place and there are tons of genres.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

A completely unrelated question: Will Kelly C. perhaps be hindered by split votes in the singles poll ("Since U Been Gone" vs "Behind These Hazel Eyes"), or am I overestimating the potential of the latter?

P.S. I suspect I'll be the only person casting album votes for Jason Mraz, Robbie Williams, Alison Moyet, and Herbie Hancock. (No hip-hop in my lists so far, sorry.)

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I liked "Wordplay," but I'm not feeling "Geek In The Pink," Mraz-wise.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Why did Rolling Stone (et fucking al, i might add) give 5-stars to the bland new Kanye record and 3.5 stars to his debut?

Perhaps because Rolling Stone realized that it IS a better album than the debut?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

was it the same critic?

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

I think I'd be happy with a list without Sage Francis on it at all. Anywhere. Not even remotely.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

MC Serch just wasn't earnest enough.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

i listened to that sage francis album cos i like will oldham + rap but jesus god is it bad. he rhymes worse than kanye for fucks' sake. ug!

sean gramophone (Sean M), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

was it the same critic?

Sheffield reviewed Late Registration. His taste is as deliciously erratic as anyone's, but I'll take him over Robert Hilburn.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 29 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I can't speak for Frank, Anthony, but I *don't* really think Stacey Q or Jimmy Castor were important; they never really influenced anybody, for one thing. They're more like great historical blips than anything else. And I have noting against hype (which can be a lot of fun), and I have nothing against Kanye (or most of the other Pazz and Jop winners.) And Stacey Q, Castor, Big n Rich, and Def Leppard (the latter two of whom *are* kind of important, I guess - though Big n Rich could still turn out to be a blip) are all at *least* as pretentious and full of (entertaining!) bullshit as Kanye is; that's part of what I *like* about them. So, no, hype, pretension, and bullshit are definitely not the problem here.

xhuxk, Saturday, 29 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

And the same goes for the bullshit posturing on the blogosphere. This new Three 6 Mafia is exactly like their last two. Find me one person who puts it on their ballot who had them on in a different year.

I guess a lot of blog dudes talked about it, including me, but uh 1. there were how many hip-hop blogs this time last year? Two? 2. How many of the people who run hip-hop blogs are around my age (22) or younger and had no vote on Pazz n Jop then anyway, or were just plain too young and not yet nerdy enough to 'list' their favorite music? Or maybe the fact that the higher profile 3-6 has this year had something to do w it - didn't it sell more than any of their other releases, on the back of probably their best single in the past couple years? Fuck I liked "Sippin on Syrup" when I was in high school but I sure wasn't voting about 'importance,' I probably would have told you the last DJ Premier track was the best of the year.

Point is there are a lot of reasons people on here are bitching about the lack of rap music and it isn't just because its 'trendy' to like certain rap right now.

deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 29 October 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

A completely unrelated question: Will Kelly C. perhaps be hindered by split votes in the singles poll ("Since U Been Gone" vs "Behind These Hazel Eyes"), or am I overestimating the potential of the latter?

I would say that you're overestimating the potential of BTHE.

I haven't been able to hear it in the same way since jaymc (accurately) likened it to Stacey Orrico (way to go, dude).

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 29 October 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

well then what IS the problem, Chuck? It isn't importance or quality.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 29 October 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

I'd just like to briefly address Blount's (and Chuck's) mention of people listening to promos and promos only. I can't speak for anyone else, but I get a lot of stuff sent to me, and sheer volume is one reason I end up not hearing a lot outside that which is sent to me (or that I buy). If I don't listen to radio or MTV it's because I'm listening to a lot already, and I have to say that I don't see anything wrong with it. Then again, I'm not decrying radio or MTV in a kneejerk way, which may be more to your point(s).

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Then there's those of us who don't get many promos, listen to the radio and Classic VH-1, and are quite happy that Sufjan Stevens and Wolf Eyes never disturb our little corner of the world.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

every corner of the world is little

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

(however Animal Collective is currently emanating from my hard drive speakers, so the hell with what I know)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Honestly. the vast majority of what I listen to these days is sent to me as promos, too, Michaelangelo. The pile never stops growing. And that hardly means my tastes are at the mercy of publicists; not when I only like a small fraction of what I get, and what I like is almost never what the publicists are emphasizing as priorities (and a good deal of it has no connection to any publicist, or even any record company, whatsoever). So yeah, James (and I by agreeing whole-heartedly with him above) overstated the case a little. But I still do wish critics listened to the radio more -- it's one more way to find out about good music by accident. But I wish I listened to the radio more, too. I wish I had time. (Just turned in my cable box today, so I guess MTV will be off limits for a while.)

Anthony, the problem (inasmuch as it's a problem) is explained pretty well above (and elsewhere), I think.

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Also, it's Kanye West, not Stacey Q or Def Leppard or Young Jeezy, who my kid's ninth grade English teacher assigns readings about, and puts fill-in-the-blank questions on quizes where sentences start by talking about how Kanye has "crazy flow." (True story.)

In general, Pazz & Jop awards the sort of music that high school English and Social Studies teachers would approve of.

Chuck, I would have found it enormously endearing if my kids' ninth grade English teachers had done something like that.

M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 30 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

When I can, I try to:
-Watch MTV
-Listen to college radio on the interweb
-Watch Fuse

But I don't do any of that as much as i woul;d like to. I do sometimes feel like publicists are telling me what color the world will be in two months.

And I wish Atlantic would tell me what the Lil Kim and Trina records sound like...

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 30 October 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

but I *don't* really think Stacey Q or Jimmy Castor were important; they never really influenced anybody, for one thing.

I think it's safe to say "It's Just Begun" was a big if not primary influence on mid-late '70s hip-hop DJs. Probably up there with "Apache".

disco violence (disco violence), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, the problem (inasmuch as it's a problem) is explained pretty well above (and elsewhere), I think.

people liking 'good' music instead of good music?

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

"people"

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 30 October 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

>people liking 'good' music instead of good music?<

Nope.

>Chuck I would have found it enormously endearing if my kids' ninth grade English teachers had done something like that.<

I did!

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

And right, disco violence, a couple of Castor's *riffs* influenced hip-hop, obviously. But nobody in hip-hop or elsewhere ever really tried to imitate HIM, as far as I can remember.

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Which is kind of a shame because the world needed more songs like "Troglodyte".

disco violence (disco violence), Sunday, 30 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I might be voting for "My Humps" so my conscience re: the war against bubblegum is clear.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

My window into what's happening in music is colored largely, these days, by:

1. Whatever promos I randomly get in the mail (mostly indie-ish)
2. ILM
3. The roughly 2 hours of MTV I watch per week
4. The handfull of print and web zines I skim
5. The continuation of personal interests
6. What buddies put on the mix CDs we exchange

This is why everyone will howl with laughter when they see my Pazz & Jop list. I can't remember the last time I listened to an MP3, in part because I can't do this at work and in part because I have no time.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 30 October 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

>more songs like "Troglodyte"<

Well, there was "Neanderthal Man" by Hot Legs (who were some prehistoric version of 10cc, if memory serves); was that before or after "Troglodyte"? And Kogan said a couple years ago that "Atom Bomb" by Fluke, which I happen to love by the way, had a sound that reminded him of "Troglodyte," but I never really figured out what he meant by that.

I can't stand MP3s. I can count all the ones I've listened to in my life on my fingers.

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

I can understand not bothering to listen to them, but why can't you "stand" MP3s? Is it an audiophile thing or an intimidating technology thing?

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

They just seem really inconvenient; I have to turn other music off to hear them. They're a pain in the ass. And I can't hold them in my hand.

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

what kind of music doesn't require you to turn off other music to hear it?

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I want a stack of *things* I can get around to listening to, not an email or a link where I have to actively remember it's there, which basically means I have to listen to it *now*, or forget it. So with mp3s, I feel like I'm at their mercy rather than them being at mine. (Oddly, that doesn't bother me with the radio. But part of what I like about radio is randomly *stumbling* onto something I might like. It's less work.) And if I like them, I want to *own* them. And I don't download (and hopefully never will.) Because I am old. And damn proud of it.

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Interesting. I think a lot of youngsters consume MP3s in a somewhat random fashion, maybe not dissimilar from the way we heard the radio.

backing up a bit: another pedantic digression

I think it's safe to say "It's Just Begun" was a big if not primary influence on mid-late '70s hip-hop DJs. Probably up there with "Apache".

absolutely. both "apache" and "it's just begun" were still ubiquitous street jams, nyc anthems really, through the early 80s.

while obv Jimmy Castor imitations are few and far between (they broke the mold...)I'd suggest that his whacked-out influence can felt on now-forgotten old school jams like Captain Sky's "Super Sperm" or the collected oervre of Jimmy "Superrhymes" Spicer.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Don't forget Kool Keith!

You know MP3s are computer files, right Chuck? Just like word files. You can keep them in folders and everything. But it's ok.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Uh, no shit. I "can" keep them, but I *don't want to*. So basically to answer your "what kind of music doesn't require you to turn off other music to hear it?", I would say MOST music. Because with most music, I can wait for the other stuff to *end." If somebody sends me a CD or CD-R, it works on my schedule; if somebody sends me an MP3, I work on *its* schedule. (And yeah, I know kids do *listen* to mp3s randomly. But they don't *acuire* them randomly, I wouldn't think -- if anything, it seems closer to listening to your {or your friends'} record collections than listening to the radio. I mean, I put my five-CD changer on random play at home, too, but that's not as random as the radio is, either--because those are *my songs.* Same goes for an iPod; you're not subjecting yourself to some stranger's tastes like you do with radio.) (Though I guess you might if it's a podcast or whatever.)

Yeah, I can maybe see a Castor/Captain Sky connection, though the two Captain Sky albums I'm heard seemed more fun in theory than in actuality. Not sure about Kool Keith though. (Hell, why not Newcleus or Jonzun Crew or Fat Boys or Biz Markie? who knows?)

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

(And come to think of it, I don't keep my computer's word files in folders, either.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

There's this thing you might've heard of, Chuck, called the iPod . . .

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Kool Keith referenced Jimmy Castor a lot on Dr. Octagon & elsewhere. First place I'd heard of him, actually!

And as for the MP3 forcing you to work on its schedule, that makes no sense whatsoever. If you don't know how to harness that unwieldy beast, fine. But don't blame the machine.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

It's like saying if you're sent an e-mail you HAVE to read it then, unlike the postal service, where it's on your time.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Well, yeah, I don't *have* to; my point is that it would be completely impractical *not* to. I get literally hundreds of emails a day, Anthony; as with promo CDs, which don't clog up my inbox, those emails never stop coming. The vast majority are trying to sell me in some way or other on music I've got no opinion about. So, let's say an unknown band I never heard of before sends me an MP3 in one of them. Assuming I even have time right then to read the band's email and decide whether or not they might be worth checking out, you're suggesting that I'm somehow going to remember that mp3 is there two weeks down the line, when (as with a CD-R sent to me) I might finally have time and motivation to listen to thing? Right. If technology isn't user friendly, why *not* blame the machine? (Again, user friendly for *me*. I'm not saying mp3s are a pain in the ass for *other people.* Then again, most other people don't get sent music nonstop in every possible format, every day.)

And Michaelangelo, I mentioned iPods in my above post. Still don't see how listening to one (even to podcasts, come to think of it) is remotely comparable to spinning the radio dial in a car, seeing what random stuff that I've never heard of before might come up.

Kool Keith may well reference Castor; I can sort of see a conceptual connection, I guess. But in the stuff I know by him, and Captain Sky and Newcleus and Jonzun Crew too, I hear a lot more Mothership than Bertha Butt. (Right, though, there's plenty I *haven't* heard, obviously. If he has truly Castor-worthy/Castory-like stuff, I'd love to know where it is. Kool Keith is one of those guys I always wanted to like, but he never clicked, somehow.)

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Chuck, your original post "They just seem really inconvenient; I have to turn other music off to hear them. They're a pain in the ass. And I can't hold them in my hand" didn't really give the occupation-specific context so I responded to it as the ignorant, luddite babbling it sounded like. though I don't know why these mp3s would necessarily be any harder to keep track of then hundreds of cds in the mailbox. both just require organization and interest.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

And TIME, Anthony. Which I only have a finite amount of, get it? (Plus. organizing CDs or records is a *lot* more fun than organizing computer files; that's just a proven fact!)

xhuxk, Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I understand Chuck's frustration to a degree. At the time I'm downloading songs for a singles column and I HATE it: it's slow, takes up time, and the files sound shitty. Call me a Luddite or whatever, but I like the accessabiility and the immediacy of sticking a CD in my stereo and pushing "Play."

I also don't own an iPod and love my Discman to death.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

(Plus. organizing CDs or records is a *lot* more fun than organizing computer files; that's just a proven fact!)

this is the first thing you've said that holds up.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

This debate is getting esoteric. I don't care HOW I get the music, I just want the music!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

This is me sorting:

ihttp://www.nchsband.com/pictures/Rookie%20Camp/Sorting%20Music.JPG

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

tip: use the delicious social bookmarks system

http://del.icio.us/

is an excellent way to organize links/information by tagging, it now has a built in media player for any link that is a mp3

as announced:
http://www.techcrunch.com/2005/10/29/wow-delicious-rolls-out-more-stuff/

last 100 mp3 links:
tp://del.icio.us/tag/system:filetype:mp3?setcount=100

most recent music tagged links
http://del.icio.us/tag/music

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 30 October 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

try again

last 100 mp3 links:
http://del.icio.us/tag/system:filetype:mp3?setcount=100

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm with Chuck. MP3s get the gas face.

No MP3 organization system could ever compete with a row of CD spines.

Plus who's gonna keep backing up all those files? Not me, that's for sure.


Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Mp3s have seriously increased the sheer amount and range of music I can and do listen to beyond all measure. For that reason alone they are wonderful.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I agree - but they're still an awful pain in the butt. And, yes, not fun to organize.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Working with library databases must make this more of a second nature thing to me than I realized. It's not THAT hard to organize.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, wtf people? Folders/spreadsheets/etc. are easy to set up. And guess what: it's not much fun organizing CD's and records either.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Folders are the devil's dewey decimal system

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

On the other hand, the fungibility of mp3's is quite attractive: I either burn them on a CD-R or delete them.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

i'd rather organize mp3s than cds

but i'd rather not do either

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Folders are the devil's dewey decimal system

Hey wait, for a guy working for CMJ you seem awfully suspicious of a core part of your organization's raison d'etre!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 October 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

actually I do enjoy organizing mp3s. It's a different kind of thing than CD spines, but making playlists and mix-cds and stuff like that is pretty fun. It's all just music-related nerdout.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

plus there's a joy in "delete from computer." Vaporizing a shitty track.

miccio (miccio), Sunday, 30 October 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Don't discount the joy in deleting a great track after you've already burned it on a CD!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

CDs are a kind of transitional, aren't they? They have covers and album art, but in miniature. And what's on them is essentially like mp3s, digital and so decodable only by arbitrary algorithm, but the disk is a discrete object.

M. V. (M.V.), Sunday, 30 October 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

I so need an external hard drive. I've all but stopped downloading mp3s just cuz it's such a hassle trying to keep enough open memory on my hard drive. I even didn't download my allotted (and paid for!) eMusic quota last month! But I do love the mp3s, yes.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 30 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

A discrete object suitable for fetishizing by dorks like me.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 30 October 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

So, to move this back to the, uh, thread topic, what is the connection (if any) between mp3 proliferation and the isolee disussion earlier in the thread? i kind of get the idea that mp3s make getting ahold of obscure music so *easy* that lots of downloaders (some critics included probably) might not even understand anymore just how obscure it is. to me, that really detracts from the one of the major *joys* of obscure music -- i.e., finding it when you least expect it, and when you thought finding it was impossible, in used record stores, thrift stores, flea markets, etc. but right, that's just old fogey luddite me fetishizing, fine. and since i get my OWN obscure music free in the mail nowadays, who am i to talk, right? but what might (or might not -- you tell me) be more important is that, compared to days when people actually listened to the radio, seems to me there's something just really insular and solipsistic about the mp3 experience; if mp3s replace radio, so now everybody has his or her own playlist, then you can really go through a year or a lifetime not even *knowing* what truly popular music sounds like, and whether you like it or not, even if writing about it is your job. so i don't miss critics listening to the radio/watching MTV just because they might miss out on good stuff; even if they *hate* all of the stuff on the radio, it's good to know what's there -- it helps put what you *do* like in perspective, and keeps you from assuming that isolee is a lot more ubiquitous than he actually is. i wonder what effect that has on critics polls like pazz & jop in the long run; obviously, already, lots of singles votes are really mp3 votes. and that bugs me, though yeah, maybe it shouldn't.

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

On the other hand, as Ned etc mentioned, mp3s also put a way wider variety of music on a way wider variety of critics' fingertips, which is undoubtedly a *good* thing -- at least in theory, that should democratize critics' polls somewhat, and make them more interesting.

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

the question is how much a critical shift to mp3s reflects a general shift to mp3s. the fact that an obscure track is easily available if you move in the right circles doesn't make it any less obscure to the foax yr. writing for, usually. so yeah, i think this is great for music *fans* and can be a way of shifting critical opinion that then trickles down to what becomes avail more broadly. but it isn't the same as changing how most ppl listen to music -- where the mp3 model usually goes with one or two providers where they purchase stuff from, and what they purchas has much to do with the normal channels of knowledge and hype, dig?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

i think solipsism and insularity was a problem with rock critics well, well before the mp3. You get some people bitching that the average person listens to Kenny Chesney when the Drive-By Truckers are around (even though they only know about DBT through mags the Chesney fans don't read), then you get some critics bitching that other crits like DBT when I Can Lick Any Sumbitch In The House is around (even though said group has even less distribution and is even more dependent on promos for crits to hear about 'em). MP3's are just another form of hearing music for free - the format itself doesn't have any inherent quality that makes them unaware of the radio any more than a CD player full of promos. And mp3s make it easier for people to hear more obscure bands critics love at the click of a button (see Eddytor's Dozen).

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I had a related discussion with a serious music-geek/music biz friend the other day. Kind of mourning the fact that, say, people used to plan trips to cities with great record stores so they could rifle the stacks and find things they couldn't find anywhere else (or, conversely, troll yard sales and junk shops for the same), and that now everything is available all the time everywhere. Which isn't actually true -- there's still plenty of treasures to be unearthed, including all that stuff that has never made it into digital form -- but between online shopping like Amazon and online distribution via digital files, more or less anyone can specialize as much as they want from their living room.

But like you and Ned say, that's mostly a really cool thing, because it's so much easier to find and sample a huge gigantic array of things -- and also, it's not just the music that's more accessible but information about the music and musicians and styles, their forebears and descendants and derivatives, etc. It definitely changes to some degree how music works, how we relate to it, what it means in the culture. But hasn't that been true several times already over the last 100 years? Music in 1980 was functioning in ways that was radically different than how it functioned in 1880 (not that there aren't continuities too, obviously there are continuities in the musical experience all the way from the first apeman cave band or whatever).

On the other hand and that all said, last night I walked into a real live record store, bought a CD by a band I'd never heard of (Ha-Ash), took it home, liked it a lot, and despite the farflung resources of the Web have so far been able to find out nothing about the band apart from the fact that they have one other album and that they consist of two women who I think are probably from Mexico.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 31 October 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I don't know. I have a real hard time even finding MODERATELY obscure stuff in MP3 form. Maybe I'm going to the wrong sites. I know I wanted to find an MP3 of "Fuck Compton" on Soulseek and couldn't get it. So the myth of "everthing is available on the internet" is way specious to me.

Hey wait, for a guy working for CMJ you seem awfully suspicious of a core part of your organization's raison d'etre!

Most of the stuff that kids play on the radio is from CDs sent from the same record companies that send me CDs. Not MP3s.

...Not that I'm not suspicious of our raison d'etre. I'll be the first to tell you how unlistenable most college radio is!

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

This discussion is starting to move into territory covered here : Is the internet making music... better? (an excellent thread, BTW).

Issues of piracy/file sharing/whatever aside, I don't see how easier accessibility to music can possibly be a bad thing. Are people in television talking about this stuff? If all programming eventually switches to on-demand or TiVo, then TV schedules get tossed out the window. Is my viewing experience lessened by being able to watch my shows whenever I want rather than having to be home on Tuesday at 9PM to watch them? Can I still fully appreciate a series by renting DVD's of the entire season rather than following it from week to week when it originally aired? I say the answer is no. In the same way, spending days or months in music stores tracking down records should not automatically be the proper way to absorb a band's music, as opposed to d/l'ing their entire catalogue in an hour from slsk or wherever.

That said, I don't truly feel like I own a piece of music unless I go out, pay money for a physical object, and bring it home. Some people do feel "ownership" for mp3's (whether they were paid for or not), but I don't. However, my sense of ownership doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the feelings I have toward the music -- for instance, most of my favourite singles of 2005 exist in my house in mp3 form.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 31 October 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

whiney i'm not sure what radio stations you're referring to but i can assure you i know of at least 3 college radio stations where that is DECIDEDLY not the case (admittedly this may not = what they report to cmj, but what college radio stations has never = what they report (just like how what college radio stations report /= what cmj reports they report) so what else is new). this mp3 scoffing suggests you guys are attched to that publicist tit more than even i could've imagined.

mir easier access is only a problem when normal people have as much easy access (or more considering xhuxkx flashing vcr and various other fogey obstacles and hack stubborness) as ye olde (asleep at the) gatekeepers.

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 31 October 2005 08:21 (twenty years ago)

>this mp3 scoffing suggests you guys are attched to that publicist tit more than even i could've imagined.<

Well actually, most of the mp3s I'm emailed (that I won't listen to) are *from* publicists (or record labels, bands, club promoters, etc.) I still don't see how listening mainly to what one gets sent is a *problem,* unless you're only being sent stuff by the same two or three publicists all the time. I get sent pretty much everthing, from everybody, and it's all competing with each other, and everybody else.

And hanging on to VCR tapes doesn't give somebody less access than if they'd got rid of them, it gives them *more*. (Though to be honest, my own VCR tapes are all in a storage garage now, along with my cassettes, and most of my DVDs for that matter.) Honestly, though, I seriously doubt many people who download have access to more music than I do. Certainly not access to more *new* music. No fucking way.

>spending days or months in music stores tracking down records should not automatically be the proper way to absorb a band's music, as opposed to d/l'ing their entire catalogue in an hour from slsk or wherever.<

Right, but I have to think some *emotional* connection to the music is lost when you don't have album covers to look at, etc. At some point, it turns into *just music.* Which is okay, I guess, in that it might keep critics from critiquing via extraneous factors such as what haircut the singer is wearing on the cover, and therefore make the criticism more "pure" or whatever. (Which, admittedly, might be something I've hoped for more than once.) But no way can it be as fun.


xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

(Also, even more misguided extraneous factors such as "this record took me years to track down, and cost me an arm and a leg, therefore it must be good." Not that I'd ever pay an arm and a leg for a record myself. But still, there's something SPECIAL about finally tracking down such a Holy Grail. And even if that doesn't necessarily make the music on it GOOD, it might still help make it MATTER to you. It might help you take it for granted less, and FIGURE OUT what's good about it. And that's part of what I mean by an emotional connection, too.)

xhuxkx, Monday, 31 October 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

(Which right, is no less solipsistic than the mp3 thing. I understand Anthony's point there; critics *have* always been solipsistic. But back in the days when there wasn't so much music everywhere, on every computer, when it wasn't so easy to get, you kinda *had* to listen to the radio sometimes. Or at least you were more likely to. Which James thinks critics should do. And listening to the radio connects you to the outside world by definition.) (Then again, I doubt Byron Coley listened to pop stations much in 1986, with or w/o the Intenet.) (And then again, since music is made by other people, *no* music listening is purely solipsistic, unless you only listen to your own music.)

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

But still, there's something SPECIAL about finally tracking down such a Holy Grail.

I have gotten this feeling finding something at 2 in the morning on slsk after months of looking...

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

A lot of the pop music that I hear these days is heard first on mp3s and only later on the radio; having the mp3s also allows me to deal with them "on my own time" and play them as often as I like but without getting sick of them.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

> have gotten this feeling finding something at 2 in the morning on slsk after months of looking... <

I can see that, but one difference, is, usually when I've come across a Holy Grail record in a thrift store or wherever, I'm NOT looking for it; I'm stumbling upon it by *accident*, often without having even thought of it for ages. And meanwhile I'm also buying records I never even heard of for $1, because their album covers look really cool or weird. Is there an equivalent in the downloading world? Maybe there is, and I just haven't thought of it. To me, downloading just seems more *controlled.* (Though maybe people download songs because the bands have really cool names sometimes; I'm sure that happens.)

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't download music, because I'm at home on a dial-up connection. But even when I had an office job with a high-speed connection, I was on a Mac, so I didn't have access to the big file-sharing networks. But here's what I'm really wondering - freelance critics tend to review a fairly narrow range of stuff. This is because while they are willing to be surprised, they pretty much know what they like. After you've been doing this a little while, you start to fall off the lists of publicists who know you're never, ever gonna cover their stuff. For no reason I can understand, I started receiving the latest R&B releases from Arista around the time of Speakerboxxx/The Love Below; guess what? I'm not on Arista's press list anymore, because whoever put me on it figured out that I don't give a flying fuck about R&B. My point is this: isn't it kind of starry-eyed to imagine that critics, who generally know what they like (but, again, are willing to be surprised if something falls into their laps) are gonna listen to a wider variety of music via downloading? I think, at best, they will download tracks by more artists within the genres they're already paying attention to. Just trawling like a tuna net and opening ears to everything in the world because it's suddenly there? No, I doubt it.

Tangent: awhile ago somebody (I think it was Kelefa Sanneh in the Times) wrote something incredibly stupid - that shuffling an iPod was like listening to the greatest radio station in the world because you'd be surprised all the time. But why would you be surprised? If it's your iPod, you put all that music on there yourself. Grab an iPod from a random stranger and put it on shuffle: then you've got some randomness.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 31 October 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

PDF OTM. That's *exactly* what I meant about the downloading/mp3 world being controlled and insular. It doesn't tend to *challenge* assumptions like twirling a radio dial or rifling through record bins can challenge assumptions. It tends to reaffirm what you already think you know (though, right, I'm sure there might be exceptions).

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Chuck there totally is an equivalent - typing in words you like into a browser window, like "penguin" or "London" or "christmas" or "spaceship" and seeing what comes up.

And I download a LOT of records based on the name, more often of the song than of the band.

The 'accident' thing equivalent is checking out somebody's file list and coming across something forgotten but hoped-for on it.

I don't think a lot of people do this kind of thing, though I wish they did - it's fun. I'm writing something for Stylus about it at the moment.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

what stands out is the parallel ebtween dl'ing MP3s and recieving promo CDs (ie being a critic): moreorless free access to the broad range of pop music available, from both corporate and indie sources.

just because pop recordings are no longer objects to be owned and cherished doesn't mean that the music itself (and peoples capacity to appreciate it)has been diminished by technology.

quite the opposite, if ILM is any indication!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

people who want their assumptions challenged will still find plenty of opportunities in this futureworld. And it's not like people who didn't were having a hard time keeping their head in the ground before mp3s.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

i mean how exactly does shuffling through a record store challenge your assumptions more than shuffling through the videos and music at music.aol.com or elsewhere? You can actually HEAR it without paying, which would seem to inspire more random clicking.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

and there's Top 100 lists all over those places so you can see the hits are.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

what the hits are. there are still pop hits on the net.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's a good point. And I'm sure there are people who shuffle through the bands on myspace or CDbaby (can you listen for free there? i'm not sure; if nothing else, I'm guessing you can maybe link to band websites where you can listen for free) and listen to random unnkown bands they've never heard of. And maybe MORE people do that now than the people who used to (or still) shuffle through used LP bins, which people obviously had their *own* assumptions about what they might like. (Though not more than the people who used to listen to the radio, or the ones who still do for that matter, who of course have assumptions about what kind of radio station might play music they'd like, so I'm not saying that's completely random either) I wonder how many critics now do the shuffle through myspace thing. Honestly, if I wasn't always so bombarded with promos, *I* probably would. It actually sounds like fun, I have to admit. (So does looking for songs with "penguin" in the title, but I bet that's even rarer.) (Though looking for songs with "Halloween" in the title might not be.)

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

(HINT: If searching on "penguin" add "-orchestra")

Tom (Groke), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Anthony OTM. I'm a bit baffled here.

My point is this: isn't it kind of starry-eyed to imagine that critics, who generally know what they like (but, again, are willing to be surprised if something falls into their laps) are gonna listen to a wider variety of music via downloading? I think, at best, they will download tracks by more artists within the genres they're already paying attention to.

They can do both -- and the increased availability means it's *easier* for them to do both. Critics (and fans) are less likely to search for new music in a record store than online, because it's a larger investment of time + energy to look for things in a store.

Critics who are apprehensive about d/l'ing might be stuck in "record store mode" -- they don't want to put forth the effort to track down certain types of music but they don't fully appreciate how EASY it is to do it (provided you know what networks or websites to search on, of course, but *that* information is incredibly easy to come by as well).

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

However, I am certainly sympathetic to xhuxk's situation ... if you're already up to your eyeballs in promos, then you might not be motivated to seek out even *more* music ... a solution, obv. (assuming one's time is finite, which it is) is to find a balance.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

To me, downloading just seems more *controlled.*

It all depends how you do it. I've downloaded a lot of stuff randomly that popped up while I was looking for something else, either because it somehow interested me or sometimes just totally by mistake. Two examples: I once d/l'd what was identified as an Eminem live track and turned out to be "Matty Groves" by Fairport Convention, which I'd never heard but prompted me to go and download the entire Liege and Lief album. Another time I was looking for something, no idea what, and something came up by Psycho le Cemu, which I downloaded because I thought it might be some kind of French electro thing. Turned out to be a totally great piece of power-pop by a Japanese band that dresses up like superheroes. I never would have found Psycho le Cemu in a record store (and nothing else I've found by them is as good as that first track, so I got doubly lucky).

And now with the proliferation of mp3 blogs, all specializing in different kinds of things, if you're somebody with catholic tastes and an interest in exploring, you can do a huge amount of wandering and sampling in all sorts of areas every day from home, for free. If you're not inclined to do that, sure, you can stay narrowly focused, but that's to do with the user, not the technology.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Nice turn this has taken -- unsurprisingly I am very much in line with Anthony and MindInRewind's takes, so since they've said so much I agree with I won't repeat! But I still think Chuck raises a good point re: insularity, that Anthony notes applies before *and* after Ye Olde Great Internet Popularity. In my case, it is quite easy -- arguably almost too easy -- to rely on a wide circle of slsk friends whose tastes are amenable to mine if not exact. On the bright side, though, many of those friends do snag Great Big Pop Things out there, whether US, UK or elsewhere, which I can then and do happily give an ear to, and the advantage of being able to listen to them via those channels rather than via the radio is pretty simple -- no ads, no horrible DJs, etc. Believe me, this is something I value to a high degree.

The ability for surprise can still happen in that traditional context, though. For instance -- I knew about Bloc Party at the start of the year but hadn't heard them yet. Then I was at a friend's house party where she was streaming some satellite station and I heard "Banquet" for the first time -- knocked me for a loop and then some, and is easily my single of the year hands down. Now sure, they make music that it's very easy for me to love, I'll grant, but a LOT of bands do that, so I'm quite glad this one took me off guard.

Gypsy Mothra's point ultimately is key -- "that's to do with the user, not the technology." I will not pretend to be the most catholic listener out there in terms of active pursuit; this is in large part because after my particular crisis of listening a couple of years back my focus with music is less overtly central for me -- if anything it's been a return to reading history books and plotting more to do with my own writing in general. But even so I'm able to keep up with a hell of a lot by clicking a few links and activating a couple of programs, and given the sheer volume of what is out there -- I am hardly swamped with the same level of promos as Chuck but what I do get gives me an idea of what it must be like -- that approach seems to me to be the most sensible one for what's happening.

If I can, let me draw a parallel with my own work at the library -- there, we have switched over the last few years from photocopied articles and selections of books to scanning in those items (when not already online, which with academic journals is increasingly the case) for download. Beforehand, you essentially had a wide range of people competing for a small resource -- if someone checked out a book while the selection from the book on reserve was also checked out, then you were stuck. Now, anyone from home can download what they need from home, get all that they need for their course, etc. It may be more 'solipsistic,' fine, but quite obviously what matters is getting the information to those who need it. (That a school/library model is clearly not a record business model is obvious, but I like to think the larger point applies.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

(This also all ties back in to the thread title because, I mean, raise your hand if you first heard M.I.A. on mp3)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Never heard of her.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

blount

one of the radio stations i visted last month said it was a pain in the ass to play MP3s and refused to (for the time being).

I can only go by what they report, which seems very in tune with the packages I get in the mail.

And also:

[i]what college radio stations report /= what cmj reports they report[/i]

A single person who hasn't worked here in two years made a completely boner fucking move, which has absolutely nothing to do with what we do here now.

(Also, I first herad MIA on that Diplo mix)

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

(Ah, BTW Whiney, my joke up above was regarding the deal about cataloging [and your lack of fondness for it], because what IS CMJ if not a continual cataloging effort?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

One of the peculiar effects of my use of MP3s as a way to "taste test" records before purchase is that now, paradoxically, I'm actually *more* inclined to buy something I know nothing about at all: taste-testing has so improved the hit-to-miss ratio of my purchases so much that buying a dud at random is now not the sacrifice it once was.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Y'know, Ned. I DO wish someone would just create a big archive of every album ever that you could somehow access with a paid password.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

I would almost certainly not be here today, nor would I be writing about music much at all, were it not for MP3s. The model Chuck presents of making trips to small record stores and searching for obscure records always put me off in large part because I had no fucking clue what I was supposed to be looking for. I am by necessity largely self-educated when it comes to pop (in the broadest possible sense) music and while it's worked out in the end the problem is that when you read what other people think about great band X they always think it's a great band--meanwhile, without actually being able to hear the damn thing, you have no idea if you'll like it or not. Buying solely on the basis of other people's enthusiasm I could easily end up with a collection of Elliot Smith and Erika Badu or whatever. Even though I wouldn't actually like them, there they would be, albums I'd paid money for only to find out they sucked. And I did do this--every once in a while I'd take my birthday money and go to a used or discount CD place and get a bunch of records I'd been wondering about. And while some would be good, then there's be some abortion like the Sneaker Pimps whereas if I knew what I was doing I could've gotten Bis or, hell, Pavement instead. (Although I guess I had heard Pavement once in high school and they sounded bland.) MP3s let me go on some dude's Hotline server and actually explore all those bands I'd heard about and find out which ones I liked. Before I started downloading I felt frustrated and limited in my listening to obscurities (I still got lotsa pleasure out of GNR, Nirvana, NIN etc.). MP3s made me into someone who wanted to write about music. Whether that's a good thing or not is up to the reader, but I think MP3s might be encouraging people to become critics who come to it from a different path than critics traditionally seemed to (although everyone is their own unique snowflake etc. etc.)

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Here's how I've been listening to music lately: I go and download a bunch of things, mainly from Mp3blogs, anything that looks like it might interest me. Then I dump it into a playlist in Winamp and set it to "random" and let it just cycle through all day. I like it because it lets me just come across a new song by chance, in the context of other songs I already like and that are probably in different genres than the new song, thus eliminating the problem I often have where I'm tired of a particular sound when I'm listening to a full CD. I try and listen to all my new acquisitions at once sometimes but they all end up blending together into a big blah. Doing it this way encourages re-listening and a lot of times it's not until the third or fourth time a track comes up that it hits me how good it is.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

I hear the self-selection thing but this method results in me listening to things I otherwise wouldn't have bothered with, and certainly wouldn't have bothered with listening to more than once, which seems to help me. I mean, hell, I have not a few songs on my hard drive I actively hate. Sometimes I'll make a "best radio station ever" playlist of nothing but killer but generally I end up doing the randomization thing so maybe I'll come to like something I wouldn't otherwise. Plus, Mp3s are shorter than CDs.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

do people really spend this much time thinking about how they listen to music? this is a serious question, btw.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I spend a lot of time thinking about how OTHER people listen to music.

Like If I don't have good MP3-blog disseminating habits, am I doing my job wrong?

Should I be downloading every "important" record I don't have?

Should I be downloading the records i don't get sent, so I can hear what they sound like?

I get real bummed out. I'm not so sure if some of us are gonna have jobs in 15 years.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

if actually spent more than a second a week dwelling on whether or not i read mp3 blogs enough, i'd just learn a trade.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I only think about this stuff when it comes up in discussion, like right here. Music is part of my daily routine, so I don't have to think about it. It's not like I sit around analysing how I wash my face, either.

Don't discount the joy in deleting a great track after you've already burned it on a CD!

This is true. Once a track or album is transfered a CD/DVD/HD, there's a sense of permanence about it. It's like "congratulations, Autechre Live in NYC 2001, we're pleased with your performance to date and would like to offer you a tenured position in our organisation".

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 31 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

It's not like I sit around analysing how I wash my face, either.

Some expert you are!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

>do people really spend this much time thinking about how they listen to music? this is a serious question, btw.

I probably wouldn't have thought about the whole MP3 vs. CD thing ever again (having already pretty well worked it out for myself in my head), had the subject not come up. I have spent a fair amount of time thinking about all the records that people seem to get so worked up about here and on Pitchfork and Stylus and in Spin and Rolling Stone and all the other places where rock hackery is going on, and how come I've never heard any of them, and whether that means I'm "wrong" about the stuff I do listen to, though.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

if actually spent more than a second a week dwelling on whether or not i read mp3 blogs enough, i'd just learn a trade.

I know how to write features. Which I assume will save me once rock writing turns into nothing but referencing an obscure line from a popular rap song followed by talking about yourself for five paragraphs.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

you're acting like it's not already

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it is. And I'm pretty fucking bummed about it. Which is why I worry about my MP3 intake.

I mean:

I'm High Like Giraffe Ass
So, I was worrying about my MP3 intake today when I heard the new Audion track. The first time I heard Audion was two years ago in my friend's car...

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

dude, preaching to the choir here!

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

in a few years i'll be sporting a "keep music live" bumpersticker

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

"Keep music-writing about music"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Haha online messageboard posts are killing rock criticism.

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 31 October 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

"Ban the First-Person"

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Not sure, Jess. I know some serious audiophiles ... but then you have folks like me who can live with a Target-purchased portable, a CD-ROM drive and iPod earbuds.

Anyway, I expect My Morning Jacket and Sleater-Kinney to both make top 10 ... MMJ because of the word-of-mouth it's generating and S-K because of how how they've historically performed. That seems to carry weight in this poll.

Interesting thing will be to see how the System albums do -- I know that Mezmerize is my personal #1 at the moment. But they're sort of an acquired taste.

Chris O., Monday, 31 October 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Hey Chris -- So, Robin Rothman (who reviewed the first one for the Voice) insists that the SoD albums are "one album." She's wrong, as far as I know (I think she just means the band is *calling* them the same album), unless they're NOW gonna actually be released as a double (a half year after the first one came out). Are they? Because if so, I'm gonna have to figure out how to count their votes, I guess.

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Haha online messageboard posts are killing rock criticism.

Rock publications and webzines that think it's cool to run reviews/features that read like blog posts are killing rock criticism.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

What about the two Shakira albums? (Wow, does the first single from the English-language one suck. And the second single - the ballad - from the Spanish one sucked, too. And the first single from the Spanish one wasn't all that great, either. Never mind.)

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

As far as I know, they'll officially be two different albums, though Malakian has said in interviews that they come from the same sessions and that he considers them two parts of a whole. It's the return of the Use Your Illusion grande artiste pose ...

Haven't heard the second one as of yet, but if it measures up to the first, that may present a conundrum when voting time comes around.

Chris O., Monday, 31 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

That first Shakira single en espanol is grand ... on my radar for singles, definitely.

Chris O., Monday, 31 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Um, not to change the topic, but did anyone other than Anthony have trouble understanding what I was saying to James upthread? I wasn't expressing an opinion one way or another about whether Pazz & Jop album winners were good, just was pointing out that they almost all - not just the hip-hop ones - fall within a particular range of conventional worthy-seeming achievement. This doesn't mean mean that they're pretentious, just that they fall into a particular category. Some capital-I Important bands are also important, sometimes even in the way that they say they are.

As to the benefits and drawbacks of being perceived as capital-I Important, or avoiding being perceived as capital-I Important, that's another topic, though one that's obviously relevant to M.I.A. As a kid I thrilled to that old TV show The 20th Century with deep-voiced Walter Cronkite announcing world-important events (the Battle for Stalingrad, for instance). As an adult I got a big kick out of Mystery Science Theater 3000, which was basically a bunch of people sitting around making wisecracks about the silly and shitty movies that were playing on video. The silliness and shittiness of the movies allowed for the wit and creativity of the commentators. They couldn't have done it to Schindler's List.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

As a MST3K freak, (TV's) Frank, I salute you for a comparison both accurate and perfectly illustrative of the larger point!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

the first single from the Spanish one wasn't all that great, either

Stop torturing me, Phil.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Uh, there's a difference between "couldn't" and "wouldn't" I think. A friend of mine once held up a copy of "Anne Frank Remembered" and said "You have no idea how many times I've masturbated to this."

Also, Schindler's List had fairly good production values and acting. Or does this factor into its Important-ness?

Eppy (Eppy), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Actually, a girl I knew back in New York once described a theatre production of the Diary of Anne Frank that was so terrible that in the middle, during a scene where the Nazis were investigating downstairs, someone in the audience stood up and started screaming, "They're in the attic! Look in the attic!"

(But mocking the obviously important is a different dynamic from goofing around to the silly and apparently unimportant. I've dreamed of an animated version of the concentration camps where signs in the background would say "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps," or "Save water: shower with a friend." Maybe South Park has one in the works.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 31 October 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh, boy! A chance to post this link!

pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

actually i think the thing about MST3K is that sort of riffing on the action could have worked with any film ever made, it's just that the ones they used were not good and not important "milestones" and therefore deemed worthy fodder. but it could have worked for schindler's list, though it would have been in extremely poor taste.

gear (gear), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

isn't a pazz'n'jop winner being capital I-important sort of a self-fufilling prophecy? what album could possibly win it without gaining that rank? would Exile In Guyville or Yankee Hotel Foxtrot or Love And Death have it without the implication of consesus appeal?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Love And Theft, rather.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

Has there ever been a poll whose winners fail to "fall within a particular range of conventional worthy-seeming achievement"?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Love and Theft was an Important return to form by The Most Important Artist Ever (plus, wasn't that the one that came out right around 9-11 and seemed to be about it? There you go.)
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot was an Important triumph of downloading and a band's self-determination over the Evil Music Industry (or whatever).
So for those two, absolutely; they were newsworthy from the gitgo.

I'll let Frank figure out Exile in Guyville (my favorite of those three, though that's besides the point.)

I think Anthony is right to point out this is tautology of sorts. But I still don't get why he's blind to certain albums are marketed as Important and others being marketed otherwise.

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Nothing I've said implies I'm blind to marketing. I'm just saying that people are suspectible to Importance because people like things that are important. It's up to individuals to decide when the marketing is merited or not.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, I remember now: Exile in Guyville was a Concept Album (hence important by definition), based on a Very Important Rolling Stones Album, about a Young Woman Speaking Her Sexually Frank Mind in Ways Nobody Ever Had Before Generation X. Ha!!

These are Above the Fold Headlines, Anthony! Rock critics have to justify their Importance so they can justify their journalism salaries! Stop pretending you don't get it!!

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

and how was Love And Theft a return to form? He won P'n'J for his LAST album!

Chuck, all reviews are justifications of importance. You just use quotations around the compliments when you don't buy them yourself.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

all positive reviews, I should say. You're telling the reader why its worth their attention.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

"Above The Fold Headlines" just means there's justifications of importance that a larger group of people agree on, rather than "sounds like Stacey Q." You can debate whether Important is important, but you still like things that are really worth hearing. And complaining that critically popular albums tend to be loaded with qualities that are considered noteworthy by large groups of people seems silly.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Not all positive reviews are about Capital-N Newsworthiness, Anthony.

And right, Dylan's real return to form was the boring one before that. But the 9-11 stuff stands.

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm just saying that people are suspectible to Importance because people like things that are important

I think the dynamic goes like this: There's a certain type of critic that is quick to call something they like "important". Then if the marketing people at the record company smell money, they take blurbs from said critics and turn them into ads, stickers on CD cases, etc. Pretty soon, if they do their jobs well and fortune favors them, the word has gotten around that this album is something "important".

I think most consumers of culture are curious about things that are labeled "important" because they don't want to be out of the loop. There's a certain need to be culturally literate - to not be ignorant of the things that the cultural gatekeepers have deemed worthy of consideration. This is the effect that the marketing people are trying to achieve. You don't have to like Wilco, but you should at least have some idea what Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is, or that is the perception that people have.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

And I already said above that NOBODY sounds like Stacey Q (not even Annie, whose album may well place this year!), so I have no idea where *that* came from. xp

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

all positive reviews suggest that if you want to be "culturally literate" you should check this album out. and if any album from Night Train To Venus to Late Registration won pazz'n'jop it would get that title.

and again, chuck, you use capitals and quotation marks around a compliment when you think its an irrelevant shuck, when it's not REALLY that thing. if you were truly indifferent to importance or newsworthiness you wouldn't bother protecting the term.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

I was just using an example of something that some critics would find really noteworthy but probably wouldn't gain an Above The Fold Headline anywhere except their heart.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

all positive reviews suggest that if you want to be "culturally literate" you should check this album out.

They do???????

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

maybe not every thumbs up, but all five-star raves, definitely.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I mean, why do *you* think that teen-pop and disco and Nashville country and metal albums tend to do so poorly in the poll (and that the metal albums that do place often tend to have important things to say about, say, the genocide of Armenians), Anthony? Just coincidence? It has nothing whatsoever to do with how they're marketed, or who they're marketed it to, right?

xhuxk, Monday, 31 October 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, I think that you have a point if you are looking at Rolling Stone as your model of music criticism. As a consumer, that entire argument makes me actually want to burn all of my CDs and never, ever, ever listen to music again just out of sheer reactionary horror.

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

because a lot of people don't get anything from them, if they even bother to listen to them! A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like. They tend to listen to artists who have already made albums that affected them (if you ask me, p'n'j tends to unjustly reward the albums AFTER a band's Important one, rather than Important ones). But the albums I like to tend to have lyrics and music I think are great and noteworthy. I'm searching for the same stuff everyone else is in that broad sense, I just have a different value system that, in my more honestly egotistical moments, I find superior.

x-post Dan, I basically am looking at Rolling Stone as my model. A lot of music listeners aren't like that but most critics are, that's why they write long pieces about what they like and why.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

YIKES

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

cultural relevance in music is for assholes

gear (gear), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

the alternative is that people are just exhibitionistic about their solipsism! "There's no reason this album will blow your mind but it blows mine and you should know."

x-post there's a difference between "cultural relevance" and "cultural literacy." an album somebody thinks is really exceptional they think other people should check out, but it might not actually create world peace or whatever the hell relevance stands for.

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

and is it really a shock that critics tend to be assholes?

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Fuck anything's importance but what I judge as such. (This means others are free to trash my own in turn.) What ISN'T exhibitionistic about criticism? Or solipsistic for that matter?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

This may be unfair but I've always thought that there was a very strong element of "How can I turn my writing chops into rock-n-roll drugs/groupies?" running through the motivations of many budding music critics.

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Hooray! Oh wait.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

talk of mass, widespread, objective importance in music just leads to canonization, and canonization is also for assholes

gear (gear), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm totally culturally relevant.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Asshole.

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

also "money," Dan. at this point it's exhibitionism, the lack of alternate career options and egomania (of which "bringing attention to bands I think deserve it" is an aspect of) that keep me bustin' out them top tens.

oh and obv. I'm referring to critics when I say "people" in that paragraph above (though critics are people too, just people who are supposed to appreciate a wider variety of music for reasons that reaffirm what assholes we be)

miccio (miccio), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Rock publications and webzines that think it's cool to run reviews/features that read like blog posts are killing rock criticism.

yeah, because rock criticism historically has NEVER EVER EVER had these kind of tendencies, it's all the interweb's fault, oh yes. and now, off to my Flat Earth Society meeting.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

the alternative is that people are just exhibitionistic about their solipsism! "There's no reason this album will blow your mind but it blows mine and you should know."

That's kind of how I think of it...I mean, I never have any illusion or even intention that anybody's going to (or should!) rush out and buy something because I say I like it. I can't even get my wife to listen to a lot of stuff that I like. I think of it more like, if you're part of the self-selecting audience that ever reads music reviews, here's something you might possibly be interested in at least knowing about even if you never hear it. (It's also why I try to keep descriptions as simple as possible. I hate reviews that invoke colors or flavors or astral planes or long autobiographical metaphors ("this record is the used Chevy Nova my older used to drive, the one with the stale cigarette smell and broken passenger window, the one I lost my virginity in to a girl with straight hair and knobby knees") but somehow never quite give me any idea what the damn thing sounds like.) I couldn't care less if anyone buys any particular record, that's for the artists and publicists to worry about, right?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

I can't even get my wife to listen to a lot of stuff that I like.

Is there a requirement she should?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like.

A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like.

A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like.

A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like.

A lot of people dig things for reasons I find superficial, bullshit and less genuinely rewarding than the reasons I like what I like.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

oh like YOU don't.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

critic please!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Asshole.
-- Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry ([email protected]), October 31st, 2005. (Dan Perry)

I just gave you 1 1/2 stars on my blog. Checkmate.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

Is this all a bit of a trope, really? Did the reviewers of Exile in Guyville, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and Time Out of Mind really make explicit cases that these albums were Culturally Important? Or was it just that there was this bland consensus around these albums and the sheer weight of this, combined with having these albums win P&J, made it SEEM like critics were acting like they were Culturally Important (i.e., MORE culturally important than a lot of other records)?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Is there a requirement she should?

She vetoed that part of the wedding vows.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

I just gave you 1 1/2 stars on my blog. Checkmate.

NOT SO FAST: I didn't even mention you on my blog!

Dan (BURN) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

or maybe--shhh!--they actually liked those albums? I mean, my arguing about vicissitudes of taste w/Tim and Anthony is nothing new; they're probably the two regulars here whose tastes I have the least in common with. but I'd never accuse them of lying about liking what they like.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

double xpost

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm not saying they didn't like the albums! Don't know where you got that from my post.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I never said they were lying. I didn't say anything more than you are if you say "people like crap."

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

general comment, not direct reply, Ego Boy

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Did the reviewers of Exile in Guyville, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and Time Out of Mind really make explicit cases that these albums were Culturally Important?

9-11, Patriarchal Society, and Evil Music Conglomerates to thread!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

no! they'll kill us all!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

(Alfred's order confused me at first)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

("What the fuck does Exile in Guyville have to do with 9/11? Oh wait")

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

exile in guantanamo

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Part of what we do on ILM and in our own written reviews for fun is piss on the paradigms of critics for whom facile arguments like, for example, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot being a Triumph of Art Over Commerce. Bitchiness goes with the job. Just yesterday we were having a chat over drinks along the lines of, "You cannot BELIEVE what so-and-so said about that My Morning Jacket album!"

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

haha sorry - too much wine and Alexander O'Neal.

(xpost)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if Alfred's right but, again, if it wasn't clear, what I was getting at was this: People might look at a P&J winner and think, "Big deal. Why do these fucking critics have to act like this thing is so Culturally Important?" What I'm suggesting is that maybe the critics who reviewed Exile in Guyville and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot DIDN'T, in fact, really act like these albums were all that Important. Maybe it just begins to look like they were when an album like one of these wins the poll.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

some of then, sure. i can't imagine the bulk tho

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

What I'm suggesting is that maybe the critics who reviewed Exile in Guyville and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot DIDN'T, in fact, really act like these albums were all that Important.

I'm saying the exact opposite! That's precisely why they wrote those reviews (and I won't mention names).

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

I just gave you 1 1/2 stars on my blog. Checkmate.
NOT SO FAST: I didn't even mention you on my blog!

-- Dan (BURN) Perry ([email protected]), November 1st, 2005. (Dan Perry)

dan, you forced my hand...

http://danperrywasthedrummerforgaydad.blogspot.com/

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot reviews were full of Significance, both about the Evil Music Conglomerate backstory and also parsing Tweedy's lyrics for "haunting premonitions of 9/11" or some such. I mostly remember Exile in Guyville reviews going indiegirlstonesBLOWJOBQUEEN!

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

yeah the "blowjob queen" meme is still in full effect.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

i just wish they used it for mick jagger or something instead

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

antony and the johnstons

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

How often is a reviewer actually explicit in stating that something is *IMPORTANT!*, though? Not that often, I would imagine.

So people framed their positive reviews of Yankee Hotel Foxtrot in terms of Yadda Yadda Yadda. If the album had not been as successful, these tropes about the album wouldn't be so bothersome. When an album becomes something that wins P&J, it begins to look like these tropes, whatever the hell they might be, are really code for someone telling you that it's Culturally Important.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

dude, EVERY review of yankee hotel foxtrot made a point of wilco's fight against TEH MAN and how Good Music shouldnt be allowed to be snuffed out by the maw of commerce. EVERY ONE.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

that's why they WON pnj.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Franz Ferdinand won last year because they were named after the Archduke!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i think that critics should exclusively review albums that no one else has talked about, just to spread the wealth around a little, because reading ILM/reviews all over is sometimes like sitting in a class where no one does anything but present very similar oral reports about the last 100 years the ottoman empire, with the only variance being that some people think Mahmud II's vocals were affected and whiny and some find them compelling.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

i'm so full of shit!

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

gunter gleeben globen globen

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

alfalfa sprouts!

pdf (Phil Freeman), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

Dan (Extreme Prejudice!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i think that critics should exclusively review albums that no one else has talked about

There's a site called Pitchfork, see...

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

dude, EVERY review of yankee hotel foxtrot made a point of wilco's fight against TEH MAN and how Good Music shouldnt be allowed to be snuffed out by the maw of commerce. EVERY ONE.
-- strongo hulkington's ghost (wt...), November 1st, 2005. (dubplatestyle)

just went to metacritc...and of all the links to full text of YHF, ALL of them (except Trouser Press and Neumu) mentioned the Label Troubles story....if not 100%, I'd bet that at least 99% did...

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

okay sorry, i'll stop now

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Jim Derogatis practically made Wilco by positioning them as Wee Lil Lambs Fighting the Corporate Wolf in a Post-9/11 America

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

i can only cower before jess and know that i will never be as awesome

anthony miccio's cell phone number is 215-817-5762 (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

there's a reason the only critics i pay attention to are the ones who are not following mass trends. jack cole and dusted, etc etc. i mean, why is that "top 3 of '05" thread so boring? great, thanks guys, you all listen to the same 58 albums and pick three of them to be your choices. it reads less like people who have complex, individualistic, interesting taste and more like people who have tunnel vision determined by mass media. but then again, i'm in an extremely bad mood today so maybe i'm just being an arse!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahahahahah OMG

Dan (Double-PWNED By M@tt And Jess) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

From what is being said here is seems like "important" just means "has a compelling narrative associated with it." Or can you name Important albums that don't?

Eppy is at the studio right now, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

also, my taste is sort of dull too, i keep thinking i'm going to sell off this entire CD collection and start from scratch.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Oh and I think you can recommend that people listen to an album without arguing that the reason for doing so is that the album is culturally relevant. You might just think they will enjoy listening to it. That's certainly how I couch my positive reviews.

Eppy is at the studio right now, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

compelling narrative: "I heard a good record. Here's why."

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

er, "here's why it's good." (not "here's why I heard it." duh.)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

I love the fact that this eventually degenerates into dadaistic chants.
Appropos.
I just want to be in Pazz and Jop so that I can say "Hey, I'm in Pazz + Jop!" and maybe get paid. That's why it's important.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Eh, that's a pretty boring narrative, actually. It's probably the most common in reviewing, no?

Eppy is at the studio right now, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

You guys realize that blogspot link is legit, yeah?

Dan (Still ROFLing) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

my point, Eppy

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

More reviews should be about the physics of how the ear works.

"The ride cymbal vibrated the stirrup of my left ear in a manner I haven't experienced since the British Invasion while my hammer and anvil were busy interpolating the bass line into an electronic signal that would later be processed by my brain."

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

More reviews should be about the physics of how the ear works.

Yes! I found my niche!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

I like Dan's idea. I like ALL ideas as long as they're executed well, including blog-style writing.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

there's a reason the only critics i pay attention to are the ones who are not following mass trends. jack cole and dusted, etc etc. i mean, why is that "top 3 of '05" thread so boring? great, thanks guys, you all listen to the same 58 albums and pick three of them to be your choices. it reads less like people who have complex, individualistic, interesting taste and more like people who have tunnel vision determined by mass media.

If only that were true -- what a predictable narrative. Check the individual critic top 10's submitted for last year's P&J poll: they're often "less boring" than the main list.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

The "top 3 of '05" is an inherently boring idea! Who in their right mind would look at a thread like that thinking they'd encounter something interesting?

Dan (ILM In Not As Fascinating As It Thinks It Is SHOCKER) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Anyone contributing to P&J.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

Then again, I agree that a lot of our arguments on ILM are as frivolous and stupid as the kind held by newspaper columnists on Sunday talk shows, who aren't getting as laid as the politicians they're covering.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

i have looked at a lot of those lists! i'm not talking about some of the more "worldly" critics, but some of the space-fillers that christgau probably complained about in that essay.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

then again, a glance at that top three of '05 thread to which Dan alluded would depress anyone.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

not as much as a raincloud out my window does! :(

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

(xpost)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha imagine if that wasn't an xpost?????

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

oh man.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

That thread is just a bit of fun -- all "list threads" are -- and it's pointless to try making far-reaching conclusions based on it.

Top three is boring -- a person's top ten is about 100 times more interesting even though it contains just three times more content. This is why I'm excited about our 80's poll ... you can vote for your top 100! Approximately 74839 times more interesting than voting for your top 10!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

matos, that was a general comment, not a direct reply!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha "Just a bit of fun, so let's keep cool."

Dan (Memories/All Alone In The Moonlight) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

i incriminate myself, my top 3 would probably be shared with more than a few others as well. like i said, i'm in a bad mood.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

"There are people dying, ohhhhh it's time to lend a hand..."

http://www.savoy-truffle.de/dylan/bilder/usaforafrica.jpg

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

The ILX charity single "This Is The Song Where I Say" is only a matter of time.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

That thread is boring because no one thinks to say WHY they picked the three albums they picked or give any insight into what's going on in those three albums; it becomes a gigantic trainspotting exercise as opposed to actually sharing any knowledge/information/excitement about music.

(xpost: WHAT THE HELL IS WILLIE NELSON DOING TO CYNDI LAUPER?????)

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

forget that, what's dylan doing to MJ ("hehe" "ooo!")

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, we all know what Lionel Richie is doing to himself.

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

would explain why Lionel and Bruce are so clearly averting their eyes ("look way over there, Boss!" "yeah, man! ugh")

x-post all night long?

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Is that Brooce or Eddie Money?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

actually it looks like they're all watching a car accident (in which the victim is apparently Lionel Richie's nemesis?)

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

A beer to anyone who can find out what Lionie Richie single charted the highest on P&J. This is an issue of world-historic importance.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

great, thanks guys, you all listen to the same 58 albums and pick three of them to be your choices.

58 albums is a hell of a lot. More than enough for anyone.

bugged out, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

"All Night Long," no. 14

x-post

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

no one thinks to say WHY they picked the three albums they picked

I said Congotronics makes me happy. See? :) Happy.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

tied with "Let's Dance" and "She Works Hard For The Money" in 1983.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

You'll have to wait for that beer, Anthony.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

(as I hunt for my vinyl copy of She Works Hard For The Money)

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

:(

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

That thread is boring because no one thinks to say WHY they picked the three albums they picked or give any insight into what's going on in those three albums; it becomes a gigantic trainspotting exercise as opposed to actually sharing any knowledge/information/excitement about music.

You just described every list thread. That doesn't mean they're not good for a bit of mindless fun. I don't understand why some people insist on taking them so seriously, railing against them as the death of ILM (which is not to say that's what you're doing here).

Of course, that's what so interesting about longer lists -- more information = more insight into the personality of the person who made it.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

So what we have established is that everyone thinks differently, but no one is immune to some type of hype. Be it publicity-driven, critic-driven, blog-driven or otherwise.

Therefore, no matter how contrarian-for-the-sake-of-being-contrarian our lists will be, M.I.A. will own P&J and we will all gallop happily along an ethernet cable into one of those stenciled suns on the "Galang" 12" where we will drown in multi-culti feel-goodiness because she is the thing that the least people think sucks.

Can I go play in the BTO thread now?

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Whatever happened to loving an album that other critics happened to like?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

NEVER!


Actually, I'll come out and say M.I.A. will probably own one of the bottom three slots on my list.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

*checks in after being busy at work* The hell?

I do like that blog.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

You just described every list thread.

YES I KNOW.

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

I've been updating the blog! Check it out! I'm part of the "blogosphere" now. Watch out Fluxblog.

http://danperrywasthedrummerforgaydad.blogspot.com/

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

a spoof music news blog vs heavyweights such as coolfer and largehearted boy

DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm not heavyweight...165 dripping wet.

my blog sux

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Matt, you are my hero.

Dan (Best Blog Ever) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

a spoof music news blog...

dont be so hard on yourself dj martian

_, Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

haha

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Common thread b/w the "who ends up where on P&J" argument and the "is downloading better or worse than receiving promos" is that ultimately both issues can be traced back to the real issue: how we think about the music we listen to. A critic can be boring with promos, with downloading, or in 2nd hand stores, and can also be creative with all three. A willingness to think about music in different ways almost invariably leads to an open-mindedness in music selection.

Likewise (and I think I'm repeating myself now) what particularly grates about the Important Albums winning P&J is not so much that they win, but that somehow this tends to co-incide with a contraction of the range of interesting things said about the album in question. As if its success compels the critic to transform his personal enthusiasm into an objective recital of agreed history. It's almost a given that the album that wins will have already been the subject of more bad, lazy journalism than almost any other album in that year.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

yeah p&j bitching has little to do with results of p&j other than a little 'gee it's a shame it's not as fun as back when 'hit me with your rhythm stick' barely edged out 'pop musik' for best single' or 'gee thank god it's not as boring as when fucking graham parker won best album'. it's more what p&j says about the state of the industry as a whole, that: 1) it's incredibly reliant on one set of lazy, uncritical, corny tropes and that this pattern is only getting worse and 2) that it's disturbingly overwhelmingly primarily a good old boys club of straight white males, that the republican party is more diverse, and that this pattern is only getting worse.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 November 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about all of that, lotta queers be reppin on P&J

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

let's not forget the "straight white dude who likes the occasional discreet handjob from another bro" voting bloc

gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

the downlow bloc will push beck over the top: COUNT ON IT

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Likewise (and I think I'm repeating myself now) what particularly grates about the Important Albums winning P&J is not so much that they win, but that somehow this tends to co-incide with a contraction of the range of interesting things said about the album in question. As if its success compels the critic to transform his personal enthusiasm into an objective recital of agreed history

Ehhh, depends, Tim. I read a lot of interesting things about Love & Theft which elucidated the album and put it in context (Greil Marcus wrote a nice essay right before its release), none of which made me think it said/predicted/evoked 9-11 better than, say, that movie The Siege.

Then the next year, when Yucky Hell Dogshit won, none of the reviews seemed to encapsulate how formless and dull the album was (many of the reviews mentioned the formlessness as a virtue or, worse, saw a reflection of "post 9-11 drift" or something).

So, in the end, it all depends on how a particular critic affects you. Which is no way of formulating a cogent hermaneutics, but there it is.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

i think the story surrounding YHF totally distracted from the fact that it's wilco's most boring album (a ghost is born, sans hype, is far better, summerteeth is their best, YHF is bleh)

gear (gear), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

"Ehhh, depends, Tim. I read a lot of interesting things about Love & Theft which elucidated the album and put it in context (Greil Marcus wrote a nice essay right before its release), none of which made me think it said/predicted/evoked 9-11 better than, say, that movie The Siege. "

Ah, but that's probably why the fact of Love & Theft winning is strangely less annoying than Wilco, Outkast etc. despite being more predictable.

I'd hazard a guess that, to some extent, the "importance" of a new Dylan album is now so much taken for granted that it actually had the effect of freeing up a lot of critics in discussing Love & Theft (cf. Time Out Of Mind, which garnered many more annoying reviews, perhaps because critics were still in the business of shoring up Dylan's "comeback" rep).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 4 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

i think the story surrounding YHF totally distracted from the fact that it's wilco's most boring album...

This is getting repeated a lot, here - see also the polling of MetaCritic YHF reviews, showing that almost every piece mentioned the label stuff.

But YHF was at that time my favourite album of 2003, and still by far my favourite Wilco record. I don't give a flying fuck about the buy-and-sell label/band-drama stuff -- it's a fascinating and evocative album for me, about which I could write hundreds of words. That said, if I was writing a feature on it for a magazine/paper ca. 2003, you bet your boots I would have mentioned the label stuff: as a music journalist writing about the band and the album, it's relevant information! For the people who haven't heard Wilco or don't know anything about the record, it might be interesting (see also 50 Cent's gun wounds, MIA and the Tamils, Kanye and the injury, The Beatles and their squabbling, Annie being from Norway, etc etc). It's unfair to Wilco (and to many of the critics who voted for them) to say that we were all blinded by that narrative.

I do think that the narrative impacted the amount of press the band received (it's easier to write a feature about an album-with-a-Big-Story than about one without), and certainly that affected the number of people who heard the record, but I think it's a correlative relationship and not a causative one.

Sufjan won't place high because he's doing 50 States -- but the 50 States project certainly brought him out onto the front pages of arts sections and made people listen (and in some cases fall in love).

sean gramophone (Sean M), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

>Time Out Of Mind, which garnered many more annoying reviews, perhaps because critics were still in the business of shoring up Dylan's "comeback" rep). <

And also because *it's* a way more boring album than *Love and Theft* (and possibly one of Dylan's dullest ever, though I won't pretend I've actually attempted to keep up for the past several decades.)

>it's disturbingly overwhelmingly primarily a good old boys club of straight white males, that the republican party is more diverse, and that this pattern is only getting worse.<

All three accusations are gross exagerrations (nah...they're complete horseshit), especially the last one, though if James cites the figures that convince him that the percentage of either (1) those sent ballots or (2) those actually voting who are either straight, white, or male has increased over the decades, I'll definitely listen. More likely, it fluctuates slightly from year to year, with a general upward trend among gay, non-white, and female voters both balloted and participating. (On the other hand, is the straight white male % still way higher than I wish it was? Again, obviously yes.)

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I am not a professional critic, so I don't have a dog in the professional-critic hunt.

People in general seem to like narrative and meaning. It's not a necessity, but it is often a plus. Furthermore, in daily/weekly periodicals there is also something of a bias towards "news" and "journalism". So if there are interesting news stories to be told, they are going to get told. And records are going to get reviewed the week they are released (which from the standpoint of criticism is outrageously silly, and practically guarantees low quality).

That said, personally:

(1) YHF was my favorite record of 2003, too, and I didn't give a hoot about the label story. The stream of it was probably my favorite record of 2002 -- the first time I heard it, I was floored, and I listened to it three times through straight. Without being bored at all. I like it much more than Summerteeth and Ghost, both of which I like plenty.

(2) I thought Love & Theft was boring and inconsequential, and decent only by comparison with other even more boring, inconsequential stuff Dylan has done in the last 30 years. Greil Marcus' appreciation article, while not the worst, most self-indulgent piece of writing ever, was probably the worst, most self-indulgent piece of writing about music by a writer I respect in a high-prestige publication this decade.

(3) I like big-meaning stuff, and I dislike big-meaning stuff. The same goes for fun, no-meaning pop. Sometimes one is my favorite, sometimes the other; it actually kind of depends on the music. I'm not so sure where M.I.A. fits -- sure, the story is a great hook, but the music undermines the story all the time (which is part of what's fun about it). I don't think there's a whole lot of Big Meaning in Galang, Hombre, or Amazon, all of which curl my toes, beyond their general cross-culturality, which is hardly unique. (So far this year, M.I.A. is definitely my favorite, although there have been a lot of records I have liked a lot.)

(4) While the Big Meaning critique arguably applies to YHF, or Love & Theft, or College Dropout, or even Speakerboxx/Love Below, I have a hard time seeing how it applies, say, to Stankonia, another P&J winner. People vote how they vote. I usually find P&J interesting and fun, but rarely for who "wins". It's more who pops up unexpectedly in the top tier, and who drops a few rounds below their expected draft positions. Every year, I wind up buying a record or two principally because P&J tells me I should have paid more attention to it, and usually P&J is right.

Vornado, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

I mean, don't make the stupid assumption that everybody voting for, say, Wilco or Beck or Radiohead or Dylan or Coldplay (much less Outkast or Kanye or Scissors Sisters or Bjork or Fiona) is straight and white and male, because sometimes they're none of the above, and often they're *none* of the above. And of course, in many cases, the Poobahs themselves don't know. There are straight white males who vote overwhelmingly for hip-hop these days, too. Surprise surprise.

xp

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

> sometimes they're none of the above, and often they're *none* of the above<

oops, I mean, "sometimes they're not not all of the above, and often they're *none* of the above." Or something. But this is obvious, right? Not only straight white male critics have boring tastes (and not everyone who votes for those artists I've named is boring either.)

xhuxk, Friday, 4 November 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

I can sympathize with the urge to decry critics' bias towards the "important". However, I think the concept of "importance" in music serves a useful function - ie., making a critics' poll something other than an exercise in solipsism and exhibitionism. Ie.., if everyone just likes what they like for personal idiosyncratic reasons that no one else can ever fully understand, then what is the point of a critics' poll? The winner is the just the album that the most critics happened to like, but if you don't like it, then why should you care? However, if there is such a thing as an "important" album then that is something that every music fan needs to care about (or at least be aware of), whether they like the album or not. Until we can find another concept to serve that function, then I don't think "importance" will ever go away.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Stankonia easily fits the bill of an 'important' album, vornado - its INNOVATIVE and DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANY OTHER RAP ALBUM OUT THERE!

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I kinda hate to say it, but if it makes so much sense that these sorts of albums would appeal to music critics, then why shouldn't those music critics be voting for them as their favorite albums of the year? Is the fact that they like album X because it gives off so many signifiers of importance any less valid than someone likes album Y because it gives off many signifiers of "rockin'" or album Z because it gives off so many signifiers of being "misunderstood"? The complaints here seem to indicate that we wish critics were voting for what they think other people like than what they themselves like. If the things that draw you to being a critic also draw you to albums like "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot," wouldn't it then be wrong for albums like that not to win?

That said, I think this less indicates that the criticism is invalid and more that the fight involves changing people's critical standards rather than simply forcing them to listen to other albums.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

(It also goes without saying that the signifiers need to be coupled with at least some degree of actual musical quality.)

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I have heard of this 'quality'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm addressing this issue on my blog.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 4 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Your blog is like the love-child of Jackie Harvey and Nick Sylvester.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Ewww incest!

miccio (miccio), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

:-D

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Your blog is like the love-child of Jackie Harvey and Nick Sylvester.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 4th, 2005. (jaymc)

Haha! totally OTM! it is...also there's this local mpls website i'm totally ripping off too called double indemnity

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 4 November 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

"That said, I think this less indicates that the criticism is invalid and more that the fight involves changing people's critical standards rather than simply forcing them to listen to other albums. "

Yes precisely.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 November 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

This blog is officially the only blog i have ever liked.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 5 November 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

xhuxkx i'm referring to the 'industry' as a whole (we've established that p&j's only useful for the individual ballots and as a snapshot of the industry), if it's not as much of a good old boys club as 20, 30 years ago (a pretty huge 'if', esp since the rockcrit industry is ALOT more 'professional' *coughcough* and dugin and obv OLDER on average now, all of which might suggest - call me crazy i know - a glass ceiling FIRMLY in place) it's at best a complete disgrace. why do the cush gigs go to yr jim derogatis and joe levys instead of kandia crazy horses or julianne shepards? how many aan members have music editors that aren't 'some white dude'? how many voice-newtimes-murdoch-timewarner-yesnetwork-randcorporation weeklies? i know none of this is your fault xhuxkx, that you've decidedly occasionally gone out of your way to open up the membership so to speak (ie. amy phillips, who i can deal with in a 'anything worth doing is worth doing badly' way plus she gave big ups to madeline so big ups to amy though i really suspect what really sealed the deal with you was her employing lazy rockcrit trop #42 - defying other boring rockcrits, DARING to suggest some old rocker isn't as good as some old rock critics suggest (without saying who or where they suggested it ie. CALLING EM OUT) a ploy you fall for too often in yr writing too to be honest, i can only think of one writer who consistently pulls it off with pinache, meltzer duh, and then cuz he actually names names/burns bridges ie. acts like he's familiar with the concept 'come correct or don't come at all'). how come the occasional piece calling out misogyny in hip-hop (or the incredibly rarer piece calling out misogyny in rock) is still a 'breath of fresh air' or can prompt a 'finally' until the next one 10000 bylines down the line? how did a supposedly 'progressive' weekly publish a review shouting down women who dared take issue with a misogynist learing daterape crunkkiller WEAKbeat snoozer? how come between a man shouting 'get over it - you feminists have no sense of humor' and women shouting 'enough! plus the beat suxx' it was the man who actually got published (and paid)? how come the two biggest buzzgetter pieces in the voice music section this year involved some white dude lashing out at women cuz they weren't staying in whatever cage he thought they should stay in (to be fair, only one of these pieces was racist)? i know none of this is your fault xhuxkx (um, cept, well those o'reilly award winners i guess) but if i can't ask the music editor of the NEW blurb happy blogsnoggin blenderiffic mergetastic voice 'WTF is up with the state of rockcrit' who can i ask (besides scott woods)?

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 5 November 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

>you've decidedly occasionally gone out of your way to open up the membership<

"occasionally." right.

Singling out two atypical pieces (one of which people willfully misread, the other of which was called out by name in the Voice the very next week) really doesn't prove much. I'm glad my Voice editors in the '80s published pieces by me they disagreed with, too.

xhuxk, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

(And yes, I freely admit that I should have edited both of those pieces more, in retrospect. I probaby have too much of a tendency, as an editor, to let smart writers sink or swim; I feel more comfortable editing language and opinions, in part because I hated when editors messed with mine. And in the Ying Yang piecee, there were a couple words I *definitely* should have edited that I didn't; that probably would have prevented some misreadings. You might want to check my posts about that on the writer's blog. But it's a big section; to single out these two isolated instances is bizarre. And believe me, it's not like there weren't similar instances at said "progressive weekly" in the '70s, '80s, and '90s.)

This week's lead review, by the way:

http://villagevoice.com/music/0545,morgan,69741,22.html

xhuxk, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

more comfortable editing language THAN opinions, I mean.

xhuxk, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

i have to say, if one wishes to rail against race and gender oppression in the world of rock-crit, trying to out-PC the village voice doesn't seem the place to start

bugged out, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

how come between a man shouting 'get over it - you feminists have no sense of humor'

still willfully misreading after all these months.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

though your overall point is very OTM

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

(That said, I do agree with a lot of what you say about the state of music criticism. And even with some of what you say about my own writing, actually.) xp

xhuxk, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

wow. i wanted to like Lil Kim's album, i liked her last album, and I thought naked truth really sucked. Crappy generic beats, little insight into her predicament, lots of tracks that are just there to fill holes in the demographic (the weed track, the sex track, etc). the source really gave it five mics???

(not that i'm attacking that review, i just think it's completely mistaken :)

bugged out, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

(ie, someone should come out for it, i'm just amazed that anyone actually managed to convince themselves to)

bugged out, Saturday, 5 November 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Haha, Morgan's review reads like I only wish the Lil Kim album was. But yeah, 5 mics in the source -- I mean, after all, "hip hop under attack!!!" (props to morgan for calling out the charge as bullshit tho -- actually unsure how much guts that particular move takes these days?)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

the weirdest part about the 3 albs of 2005 thread is the giant "VOTE FOR" in the title. wtf are they voting for? people are so goddamn weird.

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

haha american politics in microcosm

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

they're ignoring a minor incongruity in order to participate in a commonly understood activity. No different than telling 'Strongo Hulkington' something you want Jess to know.

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

though its also possible the thread starter is going to compile all of it. Hey, lets start a predictions thread!!! :) :) :)

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAA

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

commonly understood activity

let's all take one step back from the internet

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

haha

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Get in your cage!

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Saturday, 5 November 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 5 November 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

And I already said above that NOBODY sounds like Stacey Q

Bardeux feat. Acacia sound like Stacey Q.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Sunday, 6 November 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

will kate bush win pazz and jop?

gear (gear), Sunday, 6 November 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

That would be awesome.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Sunday, 6 November 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

...serving Southern crunk with Big B. and Twista...

uhhh...

deej.. (deej..), Sunday, 6 November 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

(its a good review though)

deej.. (deej..), Sunday, 6 November 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)


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