Noise dudes - name your reasons why they are so bad and hated

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Token interest in jazz and black music no sense of humor

― L O, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

homophobes.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

eat meat.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

japanophiles.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

sexist.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

excessive image posting.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

not highbrow.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hate grime

― L o, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

hate dancing.
xpost

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

not anglophiles.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha some of the best black music or jazz guys are over there)

but, yeah, mean and pointlessly combative

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

never read or posted to sinister.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

arrogant!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

low cunning

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

don't take ILx seriously

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

surly

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

american!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

They make alt weekly writers jealous

― Noise, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

snarky.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

bulbous, also tapered

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

webcore

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

too much AD&D as a yoot.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

too much ADHD as a yoot

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the incessant sexiness.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the cute exotic animals.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mean to Le Tigre fans, who are not the least bit insuffrable

― Daggot, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

encouraged aaronhz.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Pre-oedipal language use.

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

once went to disneyland, didn't see what all the fuss was about

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't go to grad school (except drew daniel--holla!)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

remind us of ourselves when we were young and/or on drugs

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

There is ample evidence that Aaron was a noise dude perpetuated hoax

― ...., Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't log out.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

they logged in in the first place.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

japanophiles

momus is a noise dude?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GYGAX! kthx

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ameritapes/hanson list vernacular entering standard usage.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

high-contrast background gifs

― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a love/hate relationship with the noise board, i guess. i like it a lot, it's funny, and some of my favorite posters post there. but also the only people on ilx that i really don't like that much, or that i have had notable run-ins with, also post there. but i generally like it and i defend it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Think they're to good for goatse

― dask lindeken, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, goatse.cx doesn't exist anymore!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

we love gaping anal!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Token interest in jazz and black music no sense of humor

i'm pretty sure i'm a noize dude and i listen to predominately black music

but yeah, all the rest of the shit is true

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

if jaxon is a noize dude, am i a noise dude?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i like you, jaymc!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i like you, too, ian!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

why don't you write for stylus anymore?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i got really lazy.
i plan to start again, though. cuz i'm done with school now.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yay. done w/school for good?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe. taking a semester off, may or may not go back.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP TALKING LIKE HUMANS AND POST SOME GIGANTIC FLASHING GIFS@!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ian that is annoying as fuck.

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i am listening to mavis staples

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

it is pretty. (xp_)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

daerest orbit, jaxon asked for it.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

hi jorel. i saw our friend nicolas the other time for the first time in a year. it was a bittersweet time, because it was his going-away party, and i wished i'd had the chance to hang out with him more before he leaves. he is moving to watertown, ny, to work for their newspaper. he seems happy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think noise dudeses thread titles are confusing and uninformative though sometimes amusing

― chr1sth@mr1n, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i heard he was leaving chi-town, that's a bummer. i haven't talked with him in ages, gotta rectify that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil23 (10:23:00 PM): MAVIS STAPLES, A BLACK LADY.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

stence, he'll probably visit nyc more now!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i know but that's of little use if i continue to be lazy and stay outta touch.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

STOP TALKING, MORE FIGHTING!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

jaxon, see the R&B thread and the "least favorite ILXor" thread on ILE for fighting!!!!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Panisches Liederbuch (NFF Traum der Langeweile)
No Fun 2005

Two big questions:

Why were we (Sightings/Tom Smith) asked to attend?

There are many possible motives. Primarily, Carlos is an avid and increasingly effective networker. He enjoys the music that he promotes. While he likely prefers Fe-Mail - who I found to be almost perversely inane - over Sightings, he recognizes a need for balance in curatorial presentations.

This is not meant as a slag against Mr. Giffoni; No Fun is his baby, a reflection of his sensibilities. That I in no way share that aesthetic (except, of course, within the narrow aperture of coincidence) is ultimately of little import.

(I congratulate CG for another successful effort, and bade him not to ask me back should he in future ply more noise wares. 'Taint my milieu.)

Given the aforementioned discontinuities, why then did we agree to participate?

There are three excuses:

1) We took advantage of an opportunity to write and perform together again.

2) We knew how much fun it would be to blow three days of turgid, bellicose horseshit right out of the (Hook's fetid pools of standing) water.

3) We desired to celebrate Mark Morgan's return to the city after he'd endured five months of stewed carrots and Jesse McCartney mixtapes at a sordid Michigan teen ashram.

A prejudice often expressed:

I have long found noise music to be utterly, absolutely, intolerably dull. As hidebound as bluegrass (which I nonetheless enjoy), it is a joyless orthodoxy.

(Which may have been the point for Merzbow, but which seems to elude almost everyone else.)

It is to post-punk what Widespread Panic is to Albert Hofmann.

(In other words, not my cup of vermin. )

As I boarded my flight Monday morning at 6:15 AM, I found my biases had not been derailed.

Owing to our rehearsal schedule (and my general fatigue - no sleep Friday night), I saw only those performances occurring Sunday, March 20, and then only those after 9:30 PM.

None were in any way surprising, provocative, or stimulating. I found myself smiling the odd half-smile, but nothing more.

I would be remiss if I failed to note my regard of Joke Lanz (who I like very much as a person and performer), the members of Double Leopards (they are to be lauded for their exploratory ethos, regardless of the set they delivered Sunday - I'd love to work with them, although after reading this I fear they may not vouchsafe my calling card), and Peter Rehberg (whose duet with Lasse Marhaug was a godawful bore, but whose care in the selection and processing of sounds should not be undervalued).

Pita, most distressingly, cannot look you in the eye during a conversation. Always a warning sign. (Decent chap, though, and all that.)

I enjoyed seeing certain of my friends at the venue, but I was otherwise wholly disengaged from the event. I brought a good book.

End of scene report!

End of scene? Of course not. As we have learned from decades of zombie flicks, the dead, inevitably, become ambulatory. Noise has been dead forever. It has shambled many thousands of miles; it utters its baleful moan, and it congregates with others of its unfortunate ilk.

Me? I prefer John Philip Sousa.

His compositions were crippling in their martial hysteria. "U.S. Field Artillery March"? Total badass.

PS: Did anyone else notice how much weight John Olson has put on? (Canseco jabs, or marriage flab?) And that his new look (Tiny Tim, circa 1971) is marvelous?

Love,

posted by ommyth at 6:05 AM 47 comments

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't go to grad school (except drew daniel--holla!)

excuse me!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah tim ellison has a master's degree too, i think

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, I don't have token interest in jazz, I have NO interest in jazz.

Or is for different for noize chyxxz? I forget.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread reminds me, I have to review a slew of new releases on Load for the AMG. Tell me please what your own thoughts are on these bands, if you would like and if you have heard them:

Excepter
Coughs
Ultralyd
The White Mice (who I do know a little about but not much)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

White Mice are a "live" band ... imho

― jw (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Live or love? (I assume all noise bands are bands of love.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i think any ilxor should recuse themselves from reviewing excepter

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't go to grad school (except drew daniel--holla!)
excuse me!
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), May 31st, 2005 11:01 PM. (later)

yeah tim ellison has a master's degree too, i think

ahem

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever cnaadiainas

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/flipper_still_rule/cards.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

For the record, I have been working on my thesis for three years and have yet to graduate. Hopefully in the fall.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.washington.edu/alumni/columns/dec98/brain_drain.jpg

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh well good luck tim!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

for the record i am in "grad" school too

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

thread titles cause an uproar in village voice media

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

too much talk about boredoms not enough talk about c&c music factory

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

they are either really bitter or really emo, no middleground

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

borrow and do not return dvds, i.e. maid in manhattan

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

spend evenings masturbating to a communal 8 1/2 x 11 glossy of Barbara hershey

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

cheat at cards, weep when called on it

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

shitty lyrics that try to lure in easily seduced hippy chicks

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

drink beer, then drink more

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

refer to other bros as bros

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

secret republicans

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone is jealous of their nice hair and blue eyes

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

in the thread "TS: Warren oates vs. Ben Johnson", instead submitted the unacceptable response, "neither, I choose Simply Red"

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

baby blue eyes, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

they refer to themselves using the word "baby"

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

they like the song "baby" by caetano veloso

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Thass right - non noizers need to learn about da margarina, da gasolina, da Carolina. Non noizers need to have lunch w/ noizers in da luncheonette. Non noizers need to hear that song by Roberto.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

they love of montreal

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

are known to irrationally prefer the Boredoms over Bardo Pond

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,463652,00.jpg
"The All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar is the pseudo-science of ILX"
--Tommy C.

― Lingbertt, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nicocilou.free.fr/dredi/cilou/1004%20tom%20cruise.jpg
"The All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar has been statistically proven to not have a chest like this."
--Tommy C.

― Lingbertt, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://celebritiespictures.supereva.com/Tom%20Cruise/cruise5454.jpg
"You can use vitamins to help The All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar through those things."

― Lingbertt, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img275.echo.cx/img275/8869/tekken18hr.jpg

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

shitty lyrics that try to lure in easily seduced hippy chicks
SO OTM
why do we like hippies so much outside of they give up the goods easy?

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

they got the weed/shrooms/acid, broheem.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ME THAT FRENCH FRY RECIPE, BROCK.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

and for ned ragget:

Excepter: they are ILXors.

Coughs: i played a show with them once. they are decent live. the record is kinda... meh. no reason to listen to it, really.

Ultralyd: don't know 'em.

The White Mice: i love this band. i haven't heard the load LP, but I hope the fidelity on it is better than their preveious CDr/tape releases (and i expect it it.) they absolutely DESTROY live. great fun. red lights, dream machine, lab coats, giant mouse head masks, electronic destruction + black metal.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

NO ACTUAL NOISE, BACKED WITH GRAMMAR RAPE.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

really like chunklet

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

wool socks!

― Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Find threads from I Love Music, subject contains 'noise'.

89 results found:

― the Stanmore signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

But no avail, on ILM girls are still icky and not allowed in the tree house without a mudpie to the face, thanks to the Noize Boys, who think their power drill symphonies are so much more sophisticated than everyone else.

― Sara Sherr, Blogger and Stereolab Fan (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

they coddle me until I cry

― Semaphore Burns (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I heart the noize dudes.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

they are desperately looking for enemies

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hella came to Japan and they were disgusting hippies.

― Good Dog (Good Dog), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, Jonathan, you know so much about getting along with people. Yeah, you really reached out to me and tried to be my friend and I just turned my back on you. Yup!

-- Jonathan Williams, Internet Asshole [[email protected]] (webmail), June 21st, 2005 9:34 AM. (later) (link)

― Sara Sherr, Blogger and Stereolab Fan (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"yeah tim ellison has a master's degree too, i think"

i dropped out and want to go back. (maybe)
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

add to list:

we sign our posts twice.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

fe zaffe sort of otm.

― Semaphore Burns (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

very otm. I'm trying to figure out why a blog post from April suddenly was linked to yesterday. Did Ian just find it or something? If so, how and why?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

adam sort of otm about fe zaffe sort of otm.

"To crush your enemys--see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women" -conan o'brien.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

They're still hated? How 2004.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

miccio: because i don't make a habit of reading girls' diaries unless they come up in a google search.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

what were you googling for?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ilxor.com

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

why?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I can see why it amused you guys, but I think its pretty funny how that thread caught fire so quickly: Somebody said something mean about us two months ago (177 new answers)

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The stuff that people said about me when I was a child still cuts like a knife in the recall.

― Semaphore Burns (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups
ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups
ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups
ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups
ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups
ILM's own anthony miccio in the village voice on why if you dis the ying yang twins' song 'wait', you are a prude and someone with sexual hang-ups

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I so didn't start that thread.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You sure responded quick though!

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I was on ILM at the time it came up and my name was in the title. This surprises you?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You're spending a lot of time defending yourself, Anthony (in a very confrontational manner.)

You should just get used to the fact that "noize dudes" and alt. weekly writers are diamentrically opposed (except for Scott; he's great.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"diamentrically."

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the "defending myself" part of that thread was over in two minutes. Did you read it?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope. Why would I? Who are the Ying Yang Twins? Who is Anthony Miccio? Who cares?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you ok?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never really understood this "diametrically opposed" business. I mean, Ian, your WWVV review in Stylus the other day could easily have appeared in an alt-weekly -- what's the difference?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(And Anthony writes for Stylus more often than he writes for alt-weeklies these days, anyway!)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't suck chuck eddy off whenever I get the chance.

Seriously, though, I just like bickering.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

plus I responded to the dude with a gif!

I kinda wish noize dudes were more "don't give a fuck" and didn't obsess about people who don't understand them. Actually I wish that of most people. It's kind of a con, noize dudes are just ILMers, just more net people really. It's more of a clique thing than an actual stance or mindset.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't give a fuck.

― Semaphore Burns (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and I love you for it

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's more of a clique thing than an actual stance or mindset."

"i don't give a fuck"

some of us do occasionally...randomly even... give a fuck.

i think it's a varied group tho. part clique, part mindset. some of us being old friends from other locales, some of us being new pals over similar interests.

as it's been said, just like there's no ilm or ile hivemind.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been listening to noise, and making noise hip-hop since age 23, a long time then.

I am sick of all your bullshit illogic -- look at the name calling what if that all came back and stuck on you?? That would stick really good. If it was a new suit, it would fit you just right you assholes.

Favorite noise band is Luminous Orange. You don't like them, you don't like me and we are not going to meet off this message board.

So here's the REAL WORD that you jokers are missing. HAHAHA.

― Gabe Tonkin, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE

― Sara Sherr, Blogger and Stereolab Fan (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

gabe can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

― NAthaniel, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

gabe can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

Nathaniel, I have a MUCH OLDER sister. Really this isn't about her, it's about defending a music that has "made me" into who I am. If you can't see the expressiveness of a Luminous Orange or other top offering, and you can only focus on taking advantage of the flesh of my family, then I know what kind of people are on this message board -- JOKERS like you.

― Gabe Tonkin, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

man, if i demanded that everyone i know suckled at the teat of the same shitty obscure band i did, or risk friendship, i'd be a very, very lonely man.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

oh.

well then sara can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

― NAthaniel, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon using Sara's name makes me think of Anthony Perkins in Psycho.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And that's another thing I notice here, in this noise-band hate-post is that it has spawned so many negatives besides the music.

This is the focus here -- the music -- on ILX as well as many of our LIVES. So when it becomes name-calling or hate-posting, as on so many of these threads, talking about sisters or just underestimating your partners in conversation, we are not moving anywhere.

Could we talk about Luminous Orange -- wondering if anyone has live albums...

― Gabe Tonkin, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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Luminous Orange Profile

Luminous Orange have ever released 5 albums and sold more than 20,000 copies in total in Japan. Also, "DROP YOU VIVID COLOURS" album have distributed by Tonevendor USA web site and got good reaction in United States by Guitar Rock fans.

Rie Takeuchi(vo.g),

support musicians: Tatetch(dr),Fujii(g),Esaki(b),Endo(b),Ahito Inazawa(dr)

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1992-1995 - Formed in Yokohama, Japan in 1992 by Rie Takeuchi who had been influenced by Claude Dewbussy and Gabriel Faure, she wanted to create her own style which is different from rock'n'roll format based on 3 chords, and she was creating her own way of song writing by delicate melodies and structures, given a hint by famous UK band called Pale Saints. Participated many compilation albums.

1996 - a debut album "VIVID SHORT TRIP" released by a label called CREAM CONE, Ian Masters (from Pale Saints) and DJ Q-HEY participates to the recording.

1997 - they released their second album "WAITING FOR SUMMER".
Their new sound trial by reducing feedback noise & distortion sound was one of the biggest topic of the album. They had very first tour in LONDON supported by Ian Masters, and first release in UK "PUPPY DOG MAIL e.p." was out.

1998 - A bass player Taro Nisawa joined the band, and released straight ahead pop flavoured 3rd album "SUGARCOATED" from INPARTMAINT.
While Keigo Oyamada of Cornelius offered them to join his compilation "Prego!99!. so they did.

1999 - The album "luminousorangesuperplastic", the first edition of "Plastic Series" was released from CREAM CONE. although it was released from a small independent label &there was no ads, it turned out to be a great success.

2000 - The album "luminousorangesugarplastic", the second of "Plastic Series" was released from TRATTORIA label. Ahito Inazawa (ex NUMBER GIRL) and Naoki Hirai (participated ORIGINAL LOVE, BOOM BOOM SATTELITES) joined the recording. The band joined the VELVET UNDERGROUND's tribute album for the song "Sunday Morning" with Jim O'rouke, The Pastels.

2001 - Started recording their new album with help by Ahito Inazawa & Kentaro Nakao from Number GIrl but the project had to stop because of dissolution of TRATTORIA label-it was being run by Cornelius.
In September, they were to leave for NY to join "CMJ Music Maratthon Artist Showcase 2001" but due to 9.11 attack their flight was cancelled so that they couldn't make it. Neverthless these troubles, the band started again and almost finished the recording of "Drop You Vivid Colours" by themselves.

2002 - The album "DROP YOU VIVID COLOURS" released from INPARTMAINT in
November 25th and had made great success in market and got many good
critics, charted on 4th of Tower Record's indie rock chart,6th of Japan Count Down Indie rock chart,etc. This, their latest album keeps good sales after 1 year & half passed.
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― An Added Bonus, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what's this about teats?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we talk about animated gifs?

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Added Bonus,

NICE!!!

Do you want to trade live albums? I have one with Rie trying to say in English that the sound man is being disrespectful. But he's playing with her vocals when she says it... really weird moment.

Makes for a classic!

― Gabe Tonkin, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

gabe it is good that you've arrived here, I sense that you'll be a clarifying voice for your noize brethren in teh future

― s0me d00d3r, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have any of their live stuff, sorry.

― An Added Bonus, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No reasons!...

Well, except that it's really fucked up to register as someone else's known alias/name to begin with, but it's even more fucked up to trot his/her real/known e-mail address around the boards, guaranteeing that address will get spammed.

Jon, if this is you, I like you... but, in any case, stealing Sara's identity and posting under it is really fucking lame. I'd say this if my best friend did that, FWIW.

Like you give a fuck anyway, whoever you are. But just sayin...

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Read the mod board, donut.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

board is haven for the negative opinions of dudes who are non entities on ilx or got shot down anytime they posted there, the guys charltonlido called "the little ones".

other than that the noize board is about the same as ILM.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

for ILX non-entities they sure garner loads of ILX attention!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well if you look closer you'll see I didn't mean that everyone who posts on the noize board fits that description

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I only get to read the pickleboard by accident, whenever someone links to a thread on ILE or ILM that links there.. usually in the "laugh excelsior" type threads.

I notice a lot of ILE/ILM poster bashing there, which is a bit odd, given that people there who are nicer to those targets within ILE and ILM will rip them apart on the noise board despite both of them being public... Having a met a few of these people in person before and getting along with them just fine, it's a bit odd, sad, and disappointing. (and if i get mocked over there for saying this, so be it.)

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll admit to being a dick on many occasions here, but at least I'm EQUAL ILX FORUM OPPORTUNITY asshole... haha.

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The main reasons:

1. They have no sense of humor.

2. Their substitute for a sense of humor is enthusiasm for mediocrity.

3. They don't seem very bright.

― Eye Suckayomata, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

4. they dont allow logged-outs to post ;'(

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi dere!

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The main reasons:
1. They have no sense of humor.
2. Their substitute for a sense of humor is enthusiasm for mediocrity.
3. They don't seem very bright.
-- Eye Suckayomata (eye_suckayomat...), June 21st, 2005.

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I disagree with all three. That's a subjective case-by-case thing though.

4. they dont allow logged-outs to post ;'(
-- fe zaffe (fezaff...), June 21st, 2005.

This is a reason to be hated? I wish ILE and ILX did that!

― donut e-goo (donut), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

5. They inspire anonymous hate from sad cowards.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a reason, but more of an aside: They ban people from their chumpass board and they delete harrassment that makes them look stupid, proving they can dish it out but can't take it. The fairies.

― Eye Suckayomata, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

logged-outs can post on the noise board now!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

not me, i tried!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a reason to be hated? I wish ILE and ILX did that!

i was kidding. actually, at this point, board 86 would profit from a more rigid member selection, preferably combined with deletion of all threads, and a new start based on the myth of the old board

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this mythology would have to be supported via ancient statues and scrolls

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

board is haven for the negative opinions of dudes who are non entities on ilx or got shot down anytime they posted there, the guys charltonlido called "the little ones".
...

well if you look closer you'll see I didn't mean that everyone who posts on the noize board fits that description.

my close reading skills have failed me in this case, i fear.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all about the stragglers.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"America was a haven for members of non-conformist religious groups which had been persecuted in England" does not mean "Everyone in America was a member of non-conformist religious groups which had been persecuted in England."

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a reason, but more of an aside: They ban people from their chumpass board and they delete harrassment that makes them look stupid, proving they can dish it out but can't take it. The fairies.

-- Eye Suckayomata (eye_suckayomat...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 2:25 PM. (later) (link)

Says the geek too chicken to snipe with their real login/name.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't remember any instances of something being deleted from the Noise Board because it supposedly made someone look stupid.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

eh it's a closed community. bound to turn some people off.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Eugenics really turn some people off.

― Ultragrill (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Annie Lennox's voice is really annoying.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.willys-mb.co.uk/images/eugene-jeep.gif

"yeah, fuck you, too"

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh, actually it's not a "closed community." Anyone can post there unless they get banned. Getting banned is about the equivalent of getting gonged on The Gong Show.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's actually not a "closed community." Anyone can post there unless they get banned. Getting banned is about the equivalent of getting gonged on The Gong Show.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

One more time?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah all riiiiight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/815/1558509-thumb.jpg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.desipio.com/images/matchgame2003/charles_nelson_reilly.jpg

― 86 HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD DEF LEPPARD (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

fucking Coughs are fucking AMAZING live. Amazing. Haven't heard the record yet.

― Roger On Tour, at a hotel with wireless, at last, Sunday, 10 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

roger you got a nice writeup in the chicago reader, i saw.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 10 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Worst thread. Double helping of AIDS for everybody.

― Reggie, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

xpost oh really? that's nice. thanks for the head's up man. you oughta come see us tomorrow night - tomorrow being sunday - if yr around.

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/listings/static/treatment.html#WOODEN

This is it, right?

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

Wow- that's quite a coincidence. My friend Tom is the drummer in I Heart Lung.

― o. nate (onate), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Tom is great and an amazing drummer. we've been having a blast. He's been teaching me how to be a better drummer!

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

You should ask Tom about Mr. Winkie sometime. He will flip out.

― o. nate (onate), Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

OK I will! When i see him tomorrow...

Do you know Chris too?

― rog, Sunday, 10 July 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

No, just Tom. We went to school together - long time ago.

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 11 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

FIRST PART OF THIS THREAD GETS FOUR STARS FOR HEAVY A-1 I@N J0HNSON CONTENT. THEN, DEGENERACY AND LACK OF HUMOR REIGNS. 2 1/2 STARS FOR YOUR THREAD.

LESS DEGENERACY, MORE FOCUS!!!!!

― I AM THE GAVEL., Monday, 11 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

HERRO ROGER, I WILL SEE YOU IN NEW YORK ASSUMING I AM NOT WORKING.

THE COUGHS ARE GOOD LIVE. YEAH, TRUE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 11 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

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― noise is shit, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

excellent thread

― gershy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Paypalled, dude.

― Rombald, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't remember any instances of something being deleted from the Noise Board because it supposedly made someone look stupid.

-- Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, June 22, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Back in the days of old ILX (RIP) I deleted several entire threads because they made me or other people look dumb. Mostly me.

― ian, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

gershy, revivalist

― am0n, Sunday, 4 November 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

What is that board seriously about? I don't get it.

― brightscreamer, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

I have no idea, dude. I think they're all in a band together or something.

― John Justen, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

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