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― anthony, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

shouldn't that be "sod"?

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

OMG I really should have thought about that one for more than half a second. I'll get me coat

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 31 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Doesn't White Town have a song called "Anal Sex"? I've never heard the lyrics so I don't know if it's for or against.

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

get thee to a nunnery

― tmwtfv, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Lords of Acid - "I Sit On Acid"

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Raunchy Young Lepers "No! No! No!"

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Taking Sides: Whitehouse vs The Outhere Brothers!

― Tom, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Soundgarden - 'Black Hole Sun'

― Alacran, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that really annoying catchy song that was always played on the radio about five years ago
"Girl i'm gonna make you sweat, push it 'til you can't take no more, and when you cry, girl i'm gonna push it some more ... looking in your big brown eye ... "
The chorus went "lololololong lalalalong" which is the bit that everyone sang along to and then they'd get real disturbed when they realised what the rest of the song was about.

― hamish, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Kiss, "Nothin' to Lose"
Piledriver, "Sodomize the Dead"
Geto Boys, "Size Ain't Shit"

― dave q, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hamish, what if I tell you the band is called Inner Circle?:-)

― Alacran, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can only think of two:

Kitchens of Distinction - Hammer

Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)

― N., Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hamish, what if I tell you the band is called Inner Circle?:-)

seriously? i never knew that. all those people singing along must have been thick as shit.

― hamish, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Beeswax by Nirvana does feature the line "Billy just fuck me,take me anal".

― Damian, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

bill & teds most homosexual adventure

― goeff, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'Backdoor Santa' by Clarence Carter.

― Andrew L, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

obviously pretty much anything from the undertow or aenima albums by tool.

(geez ... can't believe nobody mentioned this yet, that's pretty much their only subject matter)

― fields of salmon, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I vaguely remember a club hit of a few years back whose entire lyric went "I wanna fuck you in the ass," repeated endlessly over a dirty- sounding house track. Heard it once at a club but mostly because one of the waiters in the restaurant where I cooked would walk around the kitchen singing it.

― M. Matos, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Outhere Brothers strike again!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

alien sex fiend once offered to "drive my rocket up uranus"

the boy hairdressers: "rory rides me raw"

and, of course, most of chilly gonzales' tunes....

― dbini, Friday, 1 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Pull up to the Bumper by Grace Jones and Get into the Groove by Madonna.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The sun shines out of our behinds ...

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And you gave me something that I won't forget too soon

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and lest we forget Mr. Zappa's contributions on this theme...

"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Jewish Princess," "Stick It Out," and Mark S.'s favorite (!) "Sy Borg."

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

and an entire side of Joe's Garage.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i remember hamish telling me "hurts so good" by john cougar mellencamp is about anal sex. it wasn't the first time or first song he makes this claim with.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Coil "The Anal Staircase"

Dear god! I can't believe that one almost passed by!

― Brian MacDonald, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

how could i have forgot: elvis: "darling you be cruel, treat me like a fool, butt-love me..."

anthony- this thread has been disturbing me. i think its because of the uncomfortable similarity between paen and pain in the original question

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i just clicked 'submit' and ilm told me: "We're going to try the insert now..." (!) i'm even more disturbed...

― dbini, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Abbaon Fat Tracks" by Tricky has the charming line "I fuck you in the ass, just for a laugh".

― Dave, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Leonard Cohen 'The Future': Give me crack and anal sex / Take the only tree that's left / and stuff it up the hole in your culture.

― Johnathan, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm surprised that the, um, oeuvre of GG Allin hasn't come up yet.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 2 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Don't forget Weezer: _Hash Pipe_.

― Max Daniels, Sunday, 3 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five months pass...

http://members.shaw.ca/harryholer/sextoon_sperms.gif

― Jammin Jerry Shalloub, Sunday, 7 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Er, Van Morrison. "Brown eye girl"

― Kris England, Monday, 8 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was originally titled "Brown Skinned Girl," so it's not a reference to anal sex.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Add N To (X) - Poke 'Er 'Ole (sort of)

― Mr Swygart, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Butt Fuck" by Human Sexual Response (which, unbelievably, they performed on TV)
"Back Door Man" by the Doors

― Kate Spiren, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard - till they cleaned up the lyrics.

― Justyn Dillingham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

starfield road - sonic youth
roll it over - eric clapton

― lilylou, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...

Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins
Funny Little Man - Aphex Twin
Evil Dildo - Placebo
Desert Island - Magnetic Fields
So What - Ministry

― m, Friday, 27 December 2002 08:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Concept album:

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 27 December 2002 13:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Butthole Surfers are clearly a reference to butt love.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 27 December 2002 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also... doesn't a song on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's Ease Down The Road discuss "fingers in your rear" ?

― Ian Johnson, Friday, 27 December 2002 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Otherside" by red Hot Chilli peppers

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Marilyn Manson - "cake and Sodomy"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 28 December 2002 00:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Loose' by Iggy and the Stooges:
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
Cause I'm loose

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Defecate On My Face' by TISM (This Is Serious Mum)

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Boogie In Your Butt" - Eddie Murphy

― Nick Mirov (nick), Saturday, 28 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

A couple more from downunder (ha ha):

1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies
just to get one fat boy's asshole"

2. Omnium Gatherum (grindcore from South Australia) - "A"
"Pretty little peach a cute firm dumpling
silky smooth skin around a tight firm arsehole"

― Jason Beale, Saturday, 28 December 2002 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

You want mudflaps my girl's gottum

― Ferg (Ferg), Saturday, 28 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

MC Paul Barman's "MTV Get Off The Air" (which features Princess Superstar) is based on the premise of Paul trying to get into a girl's "pooper hole on Superbowl Sunday".

Also, Pavement's "Conduit For Sale!" may or may not feature the line "big dick in a boy's ass".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and the lyric after "I'll fuck you in the ass just for a laugh" in that Tricky song is the even more charming "with my quick speed, I'll make your nose bleed".

― therobotkid, Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

GWAR has alot of 'em:
numerous mentions include such touching lines as
"A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole..."

from Salaminizer:
"This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!"

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 28 December 2002 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Turbonegro had quite a few:

Rendezvous with Anus
Rock Against Ass
Prince Of The Rodeo
Midnight NAMBLA
Sailor Man

Not all explicitly sang about "anal sex", but they all sang about dudes on dudes.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

As I've already mentioned elsewhere, Toni Basil's "Mickey"...

― Douglas, Sunday, 29 December 2002 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Rolling Stones "Sparks Will Fly" from 'Voodoo Lounge' (geezer era) contains the line

"Sparks will fly / When I fuck your sweet ass"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

i haven't listened to any of the kool keith koncept records in ages, but i remember that at least one of 'em -- and probably most of 'em -- was/were obsessed with ass.

― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I forgot, like 8 years ago in highschool, while walking up the stairway to get to chemistry class, one time, this kid Kenny Saunders was rapping "Yo girl just shake them hips and thighs, and gimme the big suprise, Yo just shake dem hips and thighs and show me the big suprise", and I said, "Hey dude, what's the big suprise?" to which he responded "Anus."

Does that count?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"eat my goal" the olde footie song by the collapsed lung i believe not really abite futbal, no is it?

― bob snoom, Sunday, 29 December 2002 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

Phone went west by my morning jacket :-D

"Is there still a lock on yer back door?"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think this thread contains my first ever post.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

It was all downhill from there, now you can't escape.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

Most people think Ween's "Chocolate Town" is about anal, but I think it's about Hershey, PA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

I cannot believe noone mentioned "She Screamed" by Ultra Vivid Scene
"It's like fire and it's like ice/It's like being in paradise"
however, it could just be a metaphor :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link

Duh.."Cocksucker Blues"

"Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time"

― anode (anode), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

"Tush" "Sleeping Bag" "Rough Boy" "Pincushion" "Cover Your Rig"
all by ZZ TOP, greatest ass-fuckers of all time

― SexyDancer, Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

Don't forget the passion of Feederz' "Jesus"

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

Blur - 'Girls and Boys'

― Jamie Fake (the pirate king), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite Guns N' Roses lyric ever: "Turn around bitch I've got a use for you/Besides you got nothing better to do/and I'm bored."

― brian patrick (brian patrick), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

I'm probably way of the scent here but I always thought Lee Hazlewood's 'The Night Before' was about the path less well travelled.

― holojames, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

"The Fudge Punch" by Wiseblood (aka Jim Thirlwell/Clint Ruin, of Foetus). I probably don't need to quote the lyrics...

― Reuben Flagg, Friday, 21 May 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Marvin Gaye is definitely the man here . . .

"Ooh baby please turn yourself around, so I can love you" ('You Sure Love To Ball')

"I'm gonna be loving you, in and out, up and down, all around . . . I'm taking you here and there and all around the world" ('Feel All My Love Inside')

"I want to intrude, at least three times a day" ('Come Live With Me Angel')

I think the 'I Want You' LP is pretty much one big 'paean'.

― Edmundo (Edmundo), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"Turn the Beat Around" Vicki Sue Robinson

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"Prison Sex" by tool

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Pulp -- "She's a Lady" (arguably, due to the "wore your body back to front" line)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"That's The Way I Like It" KC & the Sunshine Band. Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
If that's too suggestive or uh, poetic for you there's always "Jesus Entering From The Rear" by the Dicks.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh and "Width of a Circle' by David Bowie. wait here comes my wife..."honey what are you looking at?" "uh it's about music..."

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

did it really take so long for the obvious to be noted?

Wreckx-N-Effect - "Rump Shaker"

― john'n'chicago, Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Brown Sugar"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

just kidding.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Stranglers "Down in the Sewer"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim:

"Rock me gently,
Rock me slowly,
Take it easy, don't you know
That I have never been loved like this before."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Crapenters "Colon Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"

― dave q, Monday, 8 November 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

\\m//

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

No one's even mentioned Pansy Division yet, but I suppose that's too easy.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Led Zeppelin 'Whole Lotta Love'

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

― stevo (stevo), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Franz Ferdinand - 'Do You Want To'. Possibly.

― Flyboy (Flyboy), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man."

A backdoor man is an old blues line referring to the "other man" who has to enter and leave through the backdoor so the husband never catches him.

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Jet Boy Jet Girl by The Dead Boys (or the six million other bands that also did it). Not all about anal, but it's in there like Ragu!

― js (honestengine), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't tell which side André 3000 wants to put it in on "Spread"

― JAXON (jaxon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Cockfight of Feelings" by the late great SKWM, unconfirmed,

the chorus:"Softly Now, Softly Now, Try it, you won't die"

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

woah...seriously?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe, that's my guess

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

to be fair, you say that about every song.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

when in doubt, its probably about butt-fucking, that's what my dad always said

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

good man, yr dad.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

What, no Penetration by Iggy & The Stooges?

(Oh god, just realises that she spent most of the Reading Festival sandwiched between Iggy and Turbonegro, the two bands with the most songs about anal sex, ever. Oh dear.)

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Human Sexual Response - "Butt Fuck"

― no way i'm leaving my name googleable for this (teenagequiet), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Bent's "Chocolate Wings."

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Friday, 2 September 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke too fast...
If my stuff's not tight enough, you can stick it in my...Whooo! I be Strokin!

My classiest moment was when the wife and I dueted this at karaoke.

― joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

God Is My Co-Pilot performs "Poke"

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Bob Dylan - "My Back Passage"

― Christine Martin, Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Rachel Stevens - I Said Never Again (But Here we are..) "I let you in the back door" / "rough love is so deceiving"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

DuJour - Backdoor Lover

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

We had joy
We had fun
We had dicks between our buns

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

the b-52's - dirty back road

― palko, Friday, 21 October 2016 07:35 (seven years ago) link

Razorlight "In the Morning" ("Are you really gonna do it this time?")

― Mark G, Friday, 21 October 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

stunned no-one has mentioned blazin' squad's immortal buttsecks anthem 'flip reverse it' yet

― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:14 (seven years ago) link

Yes, just stunned.

― Tuomas, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:17 (seven years ago) link

glad we're on the same page on this one t

― doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:29 (seven years ago) link

Nazareth, "Love Hurts"

― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

http://i66.tinypic.com/2vii6vb.jpg

― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

"i was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you"

you're welcome

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link

The Flesh Happening - Anal Joy

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

goddammit cursed to have ‘flip reverse it’ on the internal jukebox now thanks to my own post from a year ago

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

I came here to post a YouTube link to the video for 'Flip Reverse' but won't bother now.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

ilx blazin squad cru UNITE

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

BRB just mourning times past when a song about anal sex by a band whose name was a reference to smoking weed could get to #2 in the UK singles chart.

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link

peeing to anal sex

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

Kenzie was 17 when that single was released. Now he's 31. FFS I feel old...

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

the past is foreign country, a country w/a donk on it

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

This is their performance from the 2003 re-launch of Top Of The Pops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNbvviLfaKM

― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

The Mary Onettes' "Void," I think ("I'm the void and you can fall into me now"), though I'm always reading subtext in their songs.

― geoffreyess, Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link

Mickey by Toni Basil

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 28 December 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey

― treeship 2, Thursday, 28 December 2017 07:30 (six years ago) link

how has 'the sweetest taboo' not been mentioned itt in the 15 years since it was started btw

― h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 08:47 (six years ago) link

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."
― Sterling Clover, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are these real songs?

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

the latter is "what's your fantasy" by ludacris, the former is by the outhere brothers

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link

i'm frankly surprised there has been no dj assault quoted itt yet

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:53 (six years ago) link

Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

Are these real songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9DzelK2rM

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 December 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

this is the one matos was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sME-wBxZo

― mark s, Thursday, 28 December 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV2A8icT7PI

This one's about male fisting. you're welcome

― paolo, Friday, 29 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

thanks paolo!

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"

shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

One of my favorites is John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee:

"Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawking
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why!"...and then Kate Garner emits an ungodly little squeak

― Migdalia Amygdala (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Saturday, 30 December 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

_So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey_

Yes, that verse but Google Play has the key line wrong – it’s “I’ll take it like a man.”

― Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:31 (six years ago) link

ooohhhhh yeah. i remember now. classic.

― treeship 2, Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link

re: heysi fantayzee

This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read the book Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.

― new noise, Saturday, 30 December 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link

https://youtu.be/fXSO6I5YHyY

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link

That’s ‘Backdoor Lover’ by DuJour of Josie and the Pussycats fame.

― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link

"Bad Romance"

Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick, I want your love

― LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 30 December 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”

― X-Prince Protégé (sonnyboy), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so

― Josefa, Thursday, 4 January 2018 07:00 (six years ago) link

"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 10:15 (six years ago) link

you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 4 January 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

Oo baby do the locomotion..

Yeah, line fits.

― Mark G, Thursday, 4 January 2018 21:55 (six years ago) link

five years pass...

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 May 2023 10:38 (eleven months ago) link

Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)
Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")

― PaulTMA, Friday, 19 May 2023 11:56 (eleven months ago) link

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

LOL

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 19 May 2023 13:55 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 15:02 (eleven months ago) link

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