Did Rap, Hip-Hop, Grunge & Industrial Destroy The Art Of Songwriting ?

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My answer is yes.

It's just a theory, but I believe that rap, hip-hop, grunge
and industrial WHALLOPED songwriting/songcrafting
skills into oblivion.It's all about refining a lyrical
concept into a unique melodic/harmonic/rhythmic entity, and
according to that process, those styles suck REAL bad.

That's why no one can write a song with staying power
anymore.They can do 2-dimensional covers, and cool energetic
grooves, but that's it.


James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

No. Many people felt that rock was the end of "classic songwriting" when it first sprang up and many people still make that argument to this day. This all depends on what your definition is of good songwriting and the "art" of it all. There's another topic on the loss of melody in today's music that fits right in with this. I don't want to say anything about any of the genres you named because it's a loaded question that would only make me open a can of worms. Although I do think that certain attitudes prevalent in rock culture can promote a large deal of posturing that when taken too far will produce "my emoting>all" styles of music and songs (see: screamo). But I can't make a big case now, too tired.

Not tonight, Internet.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

Presumably, as long as songwriters are still writing songs, their art has not been altogether destroyed.

the bellefox, Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

Geir? Is that you?

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

i think hip hop basically eradicated much currency of other black popular music - its killed R&B as it used to be, got rid of the melody and its even got rid of flowing basslines, musicianship, most R&B tracks today are just singers singing over hip hop beats. theyre not 'songs', theyre all about production

okokok, Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jumsoft.com/jam/samples/delete/Delete.jpg

donut floccinaucinihilipilification (donut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Geez, you people.

misstersinister (daddy warbuxx), Sunday, 21 August 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bittorrent-site.com/laibach_kittens.swf

no!, Sunday, 21 August 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

I like the black dog standing next to the motorcycle on the right.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Hey, what about house and techno? Surely they had a bigger credit in the destruction of the Art of Songwriting than industrial, which nobody (except a small bunch of black-clad nerds) listens to anyway. Or grunge.

Also, I find it weird that the original poster put up the question as if the destruction of songwriting (and the parallel End of the Dictatorship of Melody and Harmony in Western music) was a bad thing... How weird.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

A bit like blaming baseball for the death of hockey, no?

Maybe white people just need to come up with something else.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

James, I don't know you....but you're an idiot.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I blame indie rock mostly, that and the misread ideals of punk/DIY (even if you can't fuckin do it!) it was I guess based on

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

so basically, all music sucks

noisy dude!, Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Mostly Sufjan Stevens

A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fictionalworlds.com/forgotrealms/CREATURES/TROLL.jpg

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Music is highly overrated.
I'm into model airplanes these days.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

The thread you want is fresh from just a couple days ago...

the decline of melody

PappaWheelie II, Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

You know, I get annoyed every time this question is asked, but to be completely honest, it's not like I don't wonder myself from time to time.

What I think is inarguable is that there's been a movement toward self-sufficient "units" (riff, beat, etc) that comprise a song but could be reshuffled/replaced at will. The mistake is to blame hip-hop or electronica; this has been going on ever since the Western world has decided that it likes 99% of its pop in 4/4. It's not catastrophic, either; it just, uh, is.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Also, I would take your argument a bit more seriously if it didn't contain this bit:

That's why no one can write a song with staying power
anymore.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Everybody's talkin' bout the good old days.
Well let's talk about the good old days.
(Yeah, let's talk about them shits)

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

You can blame dance music for a lot, but you can hardly blame it for not requiring songwriting, as most of it is highly layered and structured, with continuous buildup and breakdown of tension and melody. Where in pop/rock you might be able to get away with sloppy songwriting when the hook is catchy enough, a badly structured dance track will have no chance whatsoever to get played.

And I guess it isn't that odd that artists are bored with the predictable rigid form of rock songwriting (aka intro-verse-bridge-chorus/etc) start developing other structural templates.

It's also strange to accuse grunge as "destroying songwriting", as it was 100% good oldfashioned blues-based rock with some extra fuzz.

Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

metallica killed songwriting with "st. anger"

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Anytime there is a new song, someone wrote it.

These kind of thread are bullshit. the "Art of Songwriting" you're talking about is only one certain type of songwriting. there's millions of ways to make songs and they are all cool, except the bad songs.

just start a thread that's called, "Man, I really like Squeeze alot! Why aren't there more musical acts like them around nowadays?"

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

One thing we can all agree on, though. Rap and hiphop have surely, permanently and completely eliminated any joy of language and exciting word-play from popular music.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I forgot, dance/techno deserves alot of the blame.

But folks, without musicianship, there is no *songwriting longevity*.

And without songwriting longevity (will the song be unique, effective
and widely appreciated decades from now), there is no long-lasting
impact.

E D9 Bm
Alicia keys and Green day try, but they're oh so derivative....
E
it makes me cry. (to a shimmering melody, and a syncopated
beat)

The 90's brought it in, 'songwriting' without musicianship
and staying power.To get things back on track, artists will
have to form a unique, innovative lyrical concept, and mould
it into a unique, innovative entity of melody, harmony
and rhythm - BASED on musicianship.Unless of course they want their songs to be utterly unremembered, churning out plastic crap
to be disposed of after the energizing effect occurs.

It's not all about image, energy, hype, attitude and shock,
it's about MUSIC.Fucking preppy shallow plastic
packaged over-produced gimmick-dependant corporate posers...
out with yesterday's bathwater, NEVER to be remembered
or valued beyond short-term monetary-$$$-aquisition.


James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Yeah thats clearly one thing we can all agree on, xp.

deej.., Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

OK, now I regret even trying to answer this earnestly.

Your selective capitalization is rather Marchant-esque.

E D9 Bm

What is this? The chords to the Perfect Song?

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

But folks, without musicianship, there is no *songwriting longevity*.

songwriting needs cialis prescription STAT!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

joseph, i just thought i'd throw out (up) some
chords that are uncommon.I'd extend them alot
(2-4 measures each), but progressive or
uncommon chord patterns in various rock
genres open the door to unique, distinctive melodies.

My idea of a quality song is much different
than others, but the objective should be the same...
staying power and longevity.
Musicianship 1st, then some progressive imagination.
The problem is the strictly short-term profiteering
record execs saying 'it's not representative
of today's scene', when if they took more
of my approach, their records would sell
more in a long-term manner, rather than
a gushing oil well of crap that dries up
in 2-3 months.

Record sales suffer when musicianship
and imagination exits the scene.

James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

lol.


The (Am) pharmaslutization of art is (F7) bad for
songwriting matt.... didn't you know that (Am) ?


James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

"pharmaslutization"

???

Does this have something to do with perscription drugs or what? I can't figure it out from context and it ain't in my OED.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

It's right-brained term-creation, Austin.Free yourself from
the pedagogy !

(one foot in the book, and a hand in the sky,
you take a twisted look, and don't ask what or why)

James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

x-post
I thought you were serenading me.

progressive or
uncommon chord patterns in various rock
genres open the door to unique, distinctive melodies.

E to Bm through D, *AND* you let the E note hang over the D - stop, James, you're blowing my mind!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I know how to use the techniques of two-handed tapping! I learned them from a guru I met during my travels in the Orient.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for not explaining yourself when asked!

Igglefwop mooguf chumpleb yagvurt.

It's right-brained term-creation, free yourself from
the pedagogy.

Dumbass.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

*m@tt he1geson sweep-picks a diminished minor ninth arpeggio. such speed and precision!*

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Oh my God, now he goes from a diminished minor 9th, through the 11th, into the major! *gasp*

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

My idea of a quality song is much different
than others, but the objective should be the same...
staying power and longevity.
Musicianship 1st, then some progressive imagination.
The problem is the strictly short-term profiteering
record execs saying 'it's not representative
of today's scene', when if they took more
of my approach, their records would sell
more in a long-term manner, rather than
a gushing oil well of crap that dries up
in 2-3 months.

Record sales suffer when musicianship
and imagination exits the scene.

-- James R. (jr7...), August 21st, 2005.

Hi Marissa!

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Soldiers of Geir

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

What universe do you live in James? Shouldn't the objective be TO MAKE A GOOD SONG?

And are you honestly trying to tell me that it has only been since grunce/industrial/hip hop that artists have actively tried to make money? Except for when the Beatles played Ed Sullivan/sold out.

No your face, Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

The only proper way to make music is to take a reel-to-reel recorder into a cave and live there for five years while writing melodies and working them into a 9/5 time signature. Rhythm is only allowed if it does not overshadow the melody. When the album is released, it cannot have any videos because then you are worrying about image. For this same reason, there can be no cover art unless it is of a landscape or a tree. You cannot release this album because then you are worried about sales and money, which is killing the soul of the music you made.

If you are to use a guitar, you must cut down a maple tree and carve it yourself. You must mine all the metal you are using in its construction. You can pick up an amp from craigslist if you like.

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

i could never count 9/5 time, then someone told me a secret: it's just like counting two measures of 4.5/2.5!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

A good song doesn't dissappear, forgotten and unappreciated
by everyone 2 months after it explodes on da scene.

A good song is distinct, and uses musicianship
and imagination to craft the 4 elements (lyrics,
melody, harmony, rhythm), giving it
longevity.


No need to paint isolationist extremes to refute
my point, it's not *my* point at all.It's
objective reality - independant of your
desire to disrespect it.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is a good song.

The crappy showy sounds generated by rap,
hip-hop, grunge, industrial
and dance/techno is not good.

Simple.


I Am The Walrus is a good song.

The untalented 'wannabe cool and accepted'
pea-brains like Nelly and The Chemical
Brothers produce garbage.Stenchy, lame,
untalented garbage, embraced by collectivists
because they feel the media and peer-pressure and
consume the garbage those morons create.


James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

My God...

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

You're right.

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Mmmmm... stenchy garbage.

The interesting thing about James's list of grievances is the bizarre insistence on including "grunge" in them. If "I Am The Walrus" had bass-driven verses and fuzzed-out choruses (which it pretty much does, come to think of it), it would be a grunge song. Would it cease to be a good song?

James, do you write music? I think I am speaking for the entire thread when I say we'd love to hear it.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

I've been a fool all this time. What happened to music, dear James? What happened? The machines, the Pro Tools, the "sampled music." That's not real. That's not real at all. They're so phony, pretending to be entertaining. I used to be fooled, but you have brought me back to my true center. I WANT TO BE LEAD INTO THE CALM WATERS OF MUSICS ETERNAL. I WANT TO BE EMBRACED BY LONGEVITY AND CARESSED BY THE GENTLE TOUCH OF MUSICIANSHIP. I WANT TO BE FELT UP BY IMAGINATION. I WANT THE FOUR ELEMENTS INSIDE OF ME!

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2001/Sep/14/tgif1_b.jpg

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

Every year I read the same tired rants with the same tired, badly-developed arguments about How Music Has Been Destroyed Forever (tm), with the same lame potshots aimed at the same easy targets (hip-hop/dance music/Xtina/grunge/MTV/Clear Channel/check all that apply).

And every year, I discover a fresh crop of new music that I really love.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Music is highly overrated.
I'm into model airheads these days.
And grabass bands.

Magic Marissa, Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Poor Tantrum the Cat. You only THINK you like the music you discover. It's actually just novelty that you enjoy. Your love of this stuff won't last. In ten years who will remember the rap hits of today? Nobody. Just like nobody remembers the rap hits of a decade ago, like "Nothin' but a G Thing" and "Who Shot Ya?" and "NY State of Mind" and "Drop" and "Ice Cream" and - wait a second - something doesn't add up here...

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I've given my opinion, some will see some
truth in it.I'll definitely listen to all
opposing opinions, and see some degree of truth
in them.

(Btw, Imo, I Am The Walrus is eclectic psychedelia, some
similarities to grunge, many non-parallels, but it has
*staying power*.It matches the 4-element criteria, has a
very unique harmonic pattern and a unique melody.It's
like Brahms on Mushrooms.John & Paul never had to
resort to screaming a 3-note chorus based exclusively
on F-Bb-Ab-Db like Cobain did in Smells Like Teen Spirit.While
Curt had some creative talent, the Grunge vehicle rendered anything
in that genre post-Nirvana as utterly forgettable, to fans
AND non-fans).

James R., Sunday, 21 August 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Tell me more about these "Beatles".

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 21 August 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

Hi Marissa!

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

why do people enjoy these debates, arguing with total idiots? It really makes me sad to read this stuff.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Unless of course they want their songs to be utterly unremembered, churning out plastic crap to be disposed of after the energizing effect occurs.

But plastic takes forever to biodegrade! Your metaphors need work.

disco violence (disco violence), Sunday, 21 August 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why we argue it. Maybe because deep down we think we can teach them the error of their ways? Though that chance is actually extremely low.

It does seem to me that it's better to actually try and debate about it than just give snappy one liners -- even if that's all it deserves.

dfh, Monday, 22 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

That's like asking why kids bounce a tennis ball off of a wall over and over again.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

but with the tennis ball you have the satisfaction of throwing and catching it. If you don't catch it and it rolls to the other side of the room and you have to get up and get it and it does that more then once, eventually you just leave it there and go get a snack.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

But the snappy one liners are pretty good around these parts.

blunt (blunt), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Mmm, snack.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Mmmmm... stenchy garbage.

I'm gonna sample an old lady sayin' this and use it over a Eurohouse track and make me a million dollars, that's what I'm gonna do

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 22 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

why do people enjoy these debates, arguing with total idiots?

Co-dependency takes many forms.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 22 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

What the heck is wrong with provocative debate ? Ever watch
the classic "Capitalism vs. Socialism, which Is the Moral
System" debate from Toronto circa 1984 ? Sheeesh.


I'm actually comin' round on the pro-grunge argument, I d-tuned
the 6-string and played 'All Apologies' from my garage band
cover days.So I'm sorry, ok ?? (gosh, so sensitive) heh heh.


And there is a dance/techno hip-hop robot signing up
for keyboard lessons as we speak ! Learning the F# Lydian
scale is tuff, ruff, fancy crazy stuff.. beep beep !

That techno-bot can actually play ! He can FLYYYY !


:->

James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing provocative about this discussion, and it all seems that much more painful when only some people are taking it seriously. Or is anybody? Who's having fun at who's expense?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Selzer needs to go to Haarlem, Holland for a bong hit.

Then he can play Devo's "Too Much Paranoias" and be inspired
to write an innovative Top-40 hit !

James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

you lost me...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

It matches the 4-element criteria
What, breaking, rapping, graffiti, and the DJ?

But seriously James, claiming that there's a downfall of music based on what you're claiming is a current trend across the board to emulate the music of the youth (because admit it, wholesale acceptance of a lot of the top 40 exists at a much younger age than the average of the population) is disingenuous at best. Look at it this way: The Beatles, with age, started picking up disparate influences and claiming them as their own. They started off with minimal instrumentation and simple melodies/lyrics. Later they built their music into something more by plundering even more influences and adding to the mix.

What does this have to do with anything? Well, you're advocating an adherence to the "gold standard" of music which is the "mature" sound many artists eventually fall into. Like you said, Green Day, Alicia Keys, whatever mainstream figures you want to mention, fall into the gentrified, historical camp you're entrenched in. The difference is, you want that to be a starting point while it's currently the end of the road, success-wise. Musicians start out with their own sound or by attempting to imitate what they find interesting and then eventually grow into their own through learning.

ILX is, by and large, based in the popular music camp. That means anyone who has classical songwriting training that creates complex harmonies/melodies is going to go over our heads unless they create a certain type of buzz. How do they get that? By doing something new and/or different that's catchy enough. And I just haven't seen it in a damn long time. So, please let me know what musicians are coming up with completely new ways of writing complex melodies and harmonies from scratch, because ripping off The Beatles isn't going to work. You have to grow into it for the music to really gel, and as you've said, new artists just aren't doing it for you. So why not start blaming established artists for falling into the trap of imitating the youth?

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

And there is a dance/techno hip-hop robot signing up
for keyboard lessons as we speak ! Learning the F# Lydian
scale is tuff, ruff, fancy crazy stuff.. beep beep !

Just though I'd re-post this paragraph. No reason.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

1) Pick an instrument (voice, triangle, kazoo, guitar), then
practice it.

2) Then, write songs.The more *effort* and imagination you
put into developing the 4 elements (lyrics, melody, harmony, rhythm),
the more staying power (longevity) your song will have.

If you want immediate short-term impressiveness, disposability
and 2-dimensional success, then don't do the above.

It's not about absolutes (though I will use them to
uncover strong opposing opinions), it's about *degree* of innovation
and songcrafting.Listen to green day's "I walk alone"
or whatever it's called.They at least are TRYING to
do the above 2 steps, in the interest of song longevity.

You see, record execs are blinded by explosive
commercialism in PLACE of refining the 4 elements
based on musicianship.Shock over substance.Sign
the musically/instrumentally skilled artists who
exhibit progressivity and imagination, and they
will haul in more money for you in
the long-term.

Established artists have (since 1990) been shut out by
greedy, manipulative exec$ who lack appreciation of genuine musical
skill.

There is hope though, pick up that guitar, and put
your lyrics/melody to chords while trying NOT to
rip people off by xeroxing their songs.

I'm actually coming at this more from the middle, rather
than the over-schooled extreme you are visualizing.

Innovation & accessibility... you CAN have both, but
it has to be based on instrumental skill, musicianship
and imagination.... IF you want to have long-term
musical impact.


James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

Ignoring for a second the futility of this discussion, I find the repeated emphasis on "long-term musical impact" and "staying power" interesting. I've encountered it before in similar contexts. The implication would seem to be that we can't assess music (or any art, I suppose) contemporaneously. We would presumably have to wait some unspecified amount of time (a couple decades? a few centuries?) to see what time had told would stand the test of time. Of course, hip-hop (which has had a quarter-century chart run at this point) would seem to have met that particular criteria. But it just seems like such an odd thing to value, this "staying power."

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

Staying power means kids in the future will hear it
and be impressed by it, and it will stick with them.

What hip-hop song will do this , in your opinion ?

I am speaking of specific songs (rock around the clock,
games without frontiers, cars, dog eat dog) that
might be played 10 years past the point of
creation causing people unfamiliar with the song previously, to
listen & love.

Long-term impact of specific songs.


James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Man, I thought Limp Bizkit killed songwriting. Though, to their credit, "Break Stuff" is one fucking awesome non-song.

Chris O., Monday, 22 August 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

yeah, Limp Bizkit, lol.I enjoyed their "Faith" rip-off
though.

If they would have picked an instrument, practiced it
and refined the 4 elements(lyrics, melody, harmony, rhythm)
they might actually still be functional, but I guess
short-term shock-value mattered more to those moronic
crackheads...


James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Kids listen to "Games Without Frontiers"? Besides when their dad has control of the car radio? But anyway...

"Rapper's Delight" -- 1979
"Games Without Frontiers" -- 1980

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

James, I don't know how to put it politely, but... Judging from your pool of references - Chemical Brothers for "techno," Nelly for hip-hop, Alicia Keys for r'n'b, Green Day for contemporary rock - you don't seem to be very willing to go beyond the Top 40 stuff in any particular genre. Since you claim to love uncommon chord progressions, strong melodies and overall originality, isn't it weird that you don't appear to actively seek out any of it? What's your take on, say, the Elephant 6 bands? Rufus Wainwright? The new Fiona Apple? Stephin Merritt's many projects? Pulp? Belle & Sebastian? Luke Haines? Bjork?! Radiofuckinghead?!!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

james, even if your arguments could even be taken seriously, you should realize you can't generalize by genre, there's good and bad, shit with integrity and without no matter where you look. All your arguments show an incredible lack of cultural relativity. To say it's an objective truth that I Am the Walrus is genius and all rap is crap is ridiculous. I'm going to go listen to Slick Rick's Mona Lisa, just one of the many hip-hop songs that have already demonstrated longevity, for what that's worth, and has aged quite a bit less then Games Without Frontiers.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

Hey Joe, Where you goin with that cotton in yer ears ?

Those are some artists who make a strong effort
at refining the 4 elements, based on instrumental
skill and imagination.They are the ANTI-Limp Bizkit's...
they are, genuine songwriters flirting
with top 40 acceptance.The last 2 being the
most manically creative/progressive, I have
respect for them all.

But yes, the target of my musical disdain is the
shallow image-based top-40 crap that hits it big due
to hype and collectivism, not ingeneous individualism.

Rufus, Fiona, Bjork and Radiohead, believe it or not
are constantly trying to score a hit, but what's neat is that they
are not sacrificing their musicianship, imagination
and 4-element refinement in order to
do so.If only the music-executive
controllers would see their talent, and
hype them a little more... song longevity
would be helped out significantly.

James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Selzer, do you play an instrument with any degree
of proficiency ? Just wondering...

James R., Monday, 22 August 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

DAN TAKE YR OWN ADVICE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Air=Melody
Water=Harmony
Earth=Rhythm
Fire=Lyrics


Bonk !

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

James, there is a lady I'd like you to meet. She lives on this thread.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

I thought they were related

Jacobs (LolVStein), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

I know I'm talking into the void, but, just to amuse myself:

John & Paul never had to resort to screaming a 3-note chorus

The chorus to "I Am The Walrus" is two notes.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Obviously you are musically illiterate.It's more than 2 notes,
and most importantly, it's not *screamed* in order to cover-up lack of musicality.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Wait you said "I am the Walrus" right?
In which case I was wrong. But since
when were the Beatles a mark of quality?
The Beatles were primitives who maybe occasionally
approached a convergance of the four elements but
never managed to grasp the essence like true
artists such as Bjork and Radiohead do
routinely. The Beatles were basically Top 40
garbage, albeit perhaps slightly preferable to
the novelty garbage and fads like rap music of today.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Also whatever momentary decency at the Art of Songwriting
the Beatles may have occasionally lucked into it was
usually undone by their screaming or poor singing, when they even bothered to try to sing which was not often.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

"But yes, the target of my musical disdain is the
shallow image-based top-40 crap that hits it big due
to hype and collectivism, not ingeneous individualism."

I mean, why bother? Just let it go, there's plenty of interesting and musically unorthodox stuff out there already to keep one going for a lifetime. Go and be disdainful about something more worthy of disdain.

mzui (mzui), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

James, does the phrase "Fear of a Black Planet" mean anything to you?

Also, are "virtuosity" and "songcraft" the same thing, conflated into a term like "musicianship"?

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

Some impostering going on, as the last 2 posts by 'james' were not me.

I guess that's what no-talent rap, hip-hop, dance/techno fans have to
resort to.Ripping people off, impostering, posing as something
they are not - musicians.

Obviously i hit a nerve here, and the defensive aggression
shows what a crock those styles are.


Remember : if you don't have any musical/instrumental
proficiency, and you like those anti-music styles, you
are not only ripping musicians off, but taking musical
skill and songwriting prowess for granted.

Without the millions of hours those musicians spent
honing their skills, you would have
nothing to sample.

face it, fake music sucks, real music lives,
regardless of what media bombardment tells you.

George Benson, Wynton Marsalis, the Beatles, Echo
& the Bunnymen, are REAL musical acts, not
fake preppy posers ripping off and biting
the hand that supplies them with the goods
for their superficial pathetic theivery.


James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

Some impostering going on, as the last 2 posts by 'james' were not me.

I guess that's what no-talent rap, hip-hop, dance/techno fans have to
resort to.Ripping people off, impostering, posing as something
they are not - musicians.

Obviously i hit a nerve here, and the defensive aggression
shows what a crock those styles are.


Remember : if you don't have any musical/instrumental
proficiency, and you like those anti-music styles, you
are not only ripping musicians off, but taking musical
skill and songwriting prowess for granted.

Without the millions of hours those musicians spent
honing their skills, you would have
nothing to sample.

face it, fake music sucks, real music lives,
regardless of what media bombardment tells you.

George Benson, Wynton Marsalis, the Beatles, Echo
& the Bunnymen, are REAL musical acts, not
fake preppy posers ripping off and biting
the hand that supplies them with the goods
for their superficial pathetic theivery.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

face it, fake music sucks, real music lives,
regardless of what media bombardment tells you.

you DO know that the original name of "I Love Music" was "Death to False Metal," right?

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

really though, is this about bela fleck?

Jacobs (LolVStein), Monday, 22 August 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Some impostering going on, as the last 2 posts by 'james' were not me.

I guess that's what no-talent rap, hip-hop, dance/techno fans have to
resort to.Ripping people off, impostering, posing as something
they are not - musicians.

Obviously i hit a nerve here, and the defensive aggression
shows what a crock those styles are.

Remember : if you don't have any musical/instrumental
proficiency, and you like those anti-music styles, you
are not only ripping musicians off, but taking musical
skill and songwriting prowess for granted.

Without the millions of hours those musicians spent
honing their skills, you would have
nothing to sample.

face it, fake music sucks, real music lives,
regardless of what media bombardment tells you.

George Benson, Wynton Marsalis, the Beatles, Echo
& the Bunnymen, are REAL musical acts, not
fake preppy posers ripping off and biting
the hand that supplies them with the goods
for their superficial pathetic theivery.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Some impostering going on, as the last 2 posts by 'james' were not me.

I guess that's what no-talent rap, hip-hop, dance/techno fans have to
resort to.Ripping people off, impostering, posing as something
they are not - musicians.

Obviously i hit a nerve here, and the defensive aggression
shows what a crock those styles are.

Remember : if you don't have any musical/instrumental
proficiency, and you like those anti-music styles, you
are not only ripping musicians off, but taking musical
skill and songwriting prowess for granted.

Without the millions of hours those musicians spent
honing their skills, you would have
nothing to sample.

face it, fake music sucks, real music lives,
regardless of what media bombardment tells you.

George Benson, Wynton Marsalis, the Beatles, Echo
& the Bunnymen, are REAL musical acts, not
fake preppy posers ripping off and biting
the hand that supplies them with the goods
for their superficial pathetic theivery.








James, Monday, 22 August 2005 06:52 (twenty years ago)

God up in the endless sky
God up in the endless sky
God up in the endless sky
God up in the endless sky

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 August 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Selzer, do you play an instrument with any degree
of proficiency ? Just wondering...

I don't need to. I just push the "make chart-topping techno" button on my drum machine. I learned a lot about musical proficiency at the Oberlin Conservatory of Music. Mostly that it's way overrated.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and guess that James is a guitarist in a band that isn't doing very well.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

Also James, even 26 years after it's release, people remember Sugar Hill Gang's "Rapper's Delight" just fine, so, basically, your whole argument is built on a lie, dude. Good luck with that, though.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

To be fair, people also remember Chic's "Good Times" pretty clearly.

To be fair again, the lyrics on Rapper's Delight are about as well remembered as the groove, I'm betting.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

i can sing every one of pat methany's guitar solos by heart.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

You morons must be on crack, crystal meth and ecstasy... which
explains the holes in your brains.It's only with destructive
hard drugs that you can embrace your contradiction.


Without musical proficiency, you have nothing to sample
(STEAL).

That's ok though, keep stealing and convincing yourselves that the impotent untalented theif (rap, hip-hop 'heroes') represents truth and talent, while the source of your FAKE music is viewed as the fraud and liar.

As long as you keep wrecking your bodies and brains with
synthetic hard drugs, you'll be able to sustain your push-button
delusion based on theivery and musical impotence.

James, Monday, 22 August 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

You're right again, James. What have I done?! I have destroyed my body, my mind, my health. I punched holes in my brains with illegal synthetic drugs and hard techno dance music! HOLD ME, JAMES. I AM SO COLD.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Monday, 22 August 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

It's time for you to smoke a joint, pick up that guitar,
learn to play a REAL instrument, write some songs
and drop your hard-drug/fake-music habit for
good !

Paul Mccartney, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and guess that James is a guitarist in a band that isn't doing very well.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that James isn't a musician of any kind. Many of the people I've met who've been the most adamant in saying "dance & hip-hop aren't real music" have never actually played a note in their lives. It's trolling disguised as an intellectual exercise.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

By the way, what's with crazy people = irregular line breaks?

cotton-eyed joseph (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

By the way, what's with crazy people = irregular line breaks?

I think they start mumbling hate-filled rants to themselves and lose their place.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Hard-drugs and fake-music (rap, hip-hop) require
a criminal delusion to sustain their
non-musical scam.

It's time for you to DROP your hard-drug/fake-music
addiction, and sit down at that piano.

You see 4 flats in the key signature, it's either
Ab major or F minor.Try a riff of C, Eb, Ab,G,F
over an Fminor9 chord , then try the same riff over
an Abmajor7.

Get stoned/high on the SOFT drug, expand your
mind and fly into the realm of *genuine* musical
creativity, not the fake, fraudulent, hard-drug
scam of deception and non-dynamic THIEVERY.

You might actually help morph rap & hip-hop
into the realm of genuine music... by DEVELOPING
Lyrics, Melody, Harmony and rhythm.

Cannabis Crusade, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Ad hominem attacks don't refute the truth.

It's time for you anti-music morons to
stop ingesting crack, ecstasy, crystal meth and
lethal, poisonous pharmaceuticals.It's time
for you pea-brained musically WIMPOTENT
thieves to ingest THC/CBD and learn
how to play an actual instrument
with imagination.Lyrics, Melody,
Harmony and Rhythm based on
ACTUAL (not FAKE) musical skill.

Calling the TRUTH 'crazy', is like
saying 2+2=83

IOW, you have NO basis for your defense
of hard drugs and fake music.

Truthtalker, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

songwriting? it is for shit

Georg Friedrich Handel (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

As long as you keep wrecking your bodies and brains with
synthetic hard drugs, you'll be able to sustain your push-button
delusion based on theivery and musical impotence.

David Crosby (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Did Rap, Hip-Hop, Grunge & Industrial Destroy The Art Of Songwriting ?

oh for sure

Lucinda Williams (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

wait, so any song without one of the Four Pillars is now considered bad/fake/false metal?

so "Rumble", "Miserlou," and "Pathetique" are right out?

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Drop your hard drug addiction, kingfish.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

i try.
i try but i can't.
my hard drugs and fake music will be the end of us all.

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Resort to sarcasm when you embrace big lies,

but the truth will win, it's no surprise.


Attack the messenger, when you can't win,

stealing riffs is a sonic sin...

2+2=4, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Are you David Brent?!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

you can be a rhyming bore,

everything's been heard before.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if James, if he does actually exist, is a very lonely person. This thread hasn't really developed beyond simple baiting though.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Again, you can only hurl personal attacks because the truth
about requirements for songwriting have been
established and the truth hurts you.It's fun
to get my roadie friends to read this when high...we
know Rush, Tragically Hip and Barenaked Ladies
personally, and they are REAL musicians/artists.

1) You must pick an instrument

2) You must develop the 4 elements

-Melody
-Harmony
-Rhythm
-Lyrics


If you think music is better served by eliminating
2 of the elements, stealing (xeroxing) musicians
songs and POSING as musicians, then
you won't do the above 2 steps.

An axiomatic principle (wake up cotten) cannot be
refuted, it simply is.Common-sense can't be denied, it
just is.THERE IS *NO* counter-argument
to musical truth, but if you are a non-musician,
you'll delude yourself into trying to
smash the 4-dimensional elemental truth of musicianship.

Good luck, ignorant fools.Better pop some
more pharmaceuticals and sample
the 'Under Pressure' riff one more time.

Maybe you morons should just donate to the Vanilla Ice
retirement fund.Fucking twits.

James, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fife.50megs.com/Small%20Group%20Tours/Photo%20Tour%20Images/MacLean

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.realfestivalmusic.co.uk/realmusicposter3.jpg

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.posterservice.com/bigpics/3687.jpg

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drtoy.com/1999_v/realmusicforkids.jpg

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.darkhorizons.com/2004/garden/garden2.jpg

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

i have yet to actually see that flick

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Just watch the Method Man cameo and then throw it out.

Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

does he show up as his "How High" character?

kingfish fucked up his login (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

JAMES HAS SHOWN US THE LIGHT. AND THE LIGHT IS THE TRUTH. AND THE TRUTH ROCKS. REPENT FOOLS.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

im not goign to bother reading the whole thread, but this whole idea is ridiculous. just because some lazy fucks make crap music doesnt mean that anything has destroyed the art of songwriting.

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

Common-sense can't be denied...
http://www.phatmag.com/Mag%20Pages/Pictures/07_10_00/Common.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)


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