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someone else is gonna have to fill it in because i dont have cable.

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

i have never missed a vma's...until now. :-(

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

jess! i think paul wall just performed!

and omg beavis and butt-head are going to be on omg

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I think we can all predict how this is going to go. "Wacky" celebrity pairings, lame jokes, blah performances. I'm going to watch the preshow to see if everyone's all waterlogged though. Miami during hurricane season was sure a good pick!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

what happened to gideon yago's voice!

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, yeah, pretty much. i do want to see what r kelly does.

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE ME A PLAY BY PLAY

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

dude, there is no way that fergie and i are the same age. she looks thisclose to retiring to boca.

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

she's our generation's charo

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

True that. She needs to lay off the tanning beds/sun. Jessica Simpson is right behind her though. Sunblock is your friend, ladies! You can't be fresh and brown like me!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

it could be a bottle tan, you know

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Ricky Martin with Fat Joe and Amerie? Oh. No.

John Norris apparently gotten bitten by a shark and thrown up on before going on air.

And I read enough tabloid gossip online (yeah, let's not debate reliability) to know that both of those chicks are hardcore tanning bed aficionado.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

ADDICTED TO TANNING

i have to leave work so i am home in time for the big show

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/572/572157/the-big-show-interview-20041209025142626.jpg

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

ps ricky martin is the new george michael

― maura (maura), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm home so I'll probably do some play-by-play. I mentioned in the "Trapped In The Closet" thread that R. is supposed to debut a new chapter on the VMA's, which is reason enough for me to stay tuned in.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Last year's VMA thread was fairly classic.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

The thread might have been the only thing enjoyable about watching the show.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

:-O

xxpost

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

I think Rihanna is lip syncing a little but her ass is talking for real.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm kind of uncomfortable with Ashlee being blonde again.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Is that Beyonce doing the background vocals on that song? And one of the dancers looked like Kelly Rowland (which I know just isn't true).

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

riannah's performance is pretty... amateur... like a club med show...
is it sure that kels shows up ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

what the hell is john norris wearing?

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

is john norris the ridiculous guy in pink with sunglasses ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

shit, you guys weren't kidding about Norris. a bedazzled purple tanktop! (xpost!)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

KELS !!!

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Did you see the look on that girl's face when he tried to shake her hand? "Nuh uh, man!" The crowd was definitely keeping their distance.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

where? all I see is Sway in military garb talking to Lil Kim. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

ashlee is blonde and hilary duff is black...wtf is going on?!

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

well, not black black

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

wtf indeed, did Duff kill the whiteness inside!? (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

haha god i really should be packing

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

where? all I see is Sway in military garb talking to Lil Kim. (xp)

It was the cut after SuChin finished talking to the Hilton sisters and Scott Storch. That was like pimp slap row.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait to see his performance... one of the only reason why i may not go to bed right now (it's 1.30 am over here...). (x post)

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

pardon me, Tha Duffsta (xp) (haha i'm packing too! the VMAs will keep me from filling boxes for at least a couple hours)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

i own too much crap!

i feel so divorced from american culture right now

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

i would have thought kels arrival would have been a hight profil all bling one like snoop and all instead of the "let's sneak in anonimously" he did...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

the way they have people driving right onto the red carpet is actually even more contrived than last year's pre-show w/ people arriving by boat.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Is that Gwen Stefani or Hatchetface from Cry-Baby?

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

not all people are as warmhearted as we are to potential pedophiles

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

this year they do both : boat + car... next year what ? helicopter ? skateboard ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

fools...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Vacuum tube.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Is that what Ashlee always sounded like? She's got some bizarro Cyndi Lauper thing going on...

xpost MTA Bus!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

that john norris guy actually hurts my eyes...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

ashlee's lack of a nose job just feels so willful at this point

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

I've actually got this on mute while listening to the radio, so I just kind of keep glancing back at the screen with every new arrival, asking myself "what's the likelihood of this person saying something ridiculous I should turn the volume up for?"

(xp yes ashlee's shnoz is owen wilson-level courageous)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

hi Ned !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Luda sitting on 26s with LV Murakami paneling! Looking fat like my uncle too. He will never top the car I saw in Miami where they told you via decal in the window what size it was though.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

hi Ned !

Hi dere!

She's got some bizarro Cyndi Lauper thing going on...

Cyndi's fully back, I've noticed, so maybe it's an homage. Diplo spins "Time After Time" into a Ludacris song, fair nuff, but then I heard the same song just blaring out from some dude's radio at the Hollywood/Vine station yesterday...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

they don't really say anything all these people really (well, the questions they are asked don't require much anyway).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

i think i need to get some work done for a while. keep me updated guys.

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Okay everybody, make sure to watch Wildin Out or whatever that Nick Cannon show is. ILM's fave song "Don't Cha" shall be performed on the nexty episode by my fave ex-Eden's Crush girl, Nicole. Is she still going out with Nick from 311?

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

"change of heart" is such a great song... what does she do these days ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

did you just say "nexty"?

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Jay-Z on his office job: "I got chairs and pencils and pens"

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

haha Kurt Loder just called Young Jeezy "Lil Jeezy"

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

I cringe seeing them together, Jay putting Jeezy in BAPE shirts in corny Roc-A-Fella R&B videos.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

i've just noticed today that jay-z is on the latest reebok ads here... which is weird as his totally unknown here.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Jamie Foxx's fu manchu is his worst decision since Stealth.

(xp jay-z is unknown somewhere? where do you live?)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

is there an official schedule for the performance ? (just to know how long i'll have to wait for R's performance until i get to sleep).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

well i may have exagerated a little... but in france, he's definitely not vip !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

so what are the rock acts nominated this year (just for a laugh) ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Green Day, Green Day, Green Day and Green Day.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

and the killers, no ? saw them (they look like assholes by the way).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

awww, our little Gideon is all grown up, he's growing his first beard.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

ahah : green day, killers, coldplay...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

is this live/ streaming anywhere in the uk?

for those of us without a tv i mean. is GWEN performing?!! i soooo want to see this. gaah!

it'll be all over soulseek come the mornuing i hope.

― piscesboy, Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Fall Out Boy are worse live than I would've expected, which is really saying something. (xpost Sway was feeling them, though)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent being interviewed with Yayo, Havoc, Prodigy and Ma$e (in a yellow suit!).

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

50: "we're gonna do a melody", in response to what song he's going to do.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Ma$e signed to G-Unit? That's...special.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Michelle done sheared an afghan for that wig!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

DCs !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

and the big first performance of the show is..."Boulevard of Broken Dreams"? fuck.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Robert Smith has replaced Billy Joe in the band apparently.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

well, it's "the biggest concert on earth", you know...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

:-(

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Robert Smith has replaced Billy Joe in the band apparently.

Hehehe. I see you caught that one EMP talk. (I heard about from donut.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

they seem angry. punks.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

xpost I did? Nope, I was just looking at the dude on the TV.

And rock and roll is not dead, people. Green Day brings the fire!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

why do they say "little" when it reads "lil"?

― Gregory T (tubesocks), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

is diddy's watch waterproof ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

RELAX !! OMG !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

I did? Nope, I was just looking at the dude on the TV.

Ah right -- one of the talks was by someone about their Cure fandom, specifically the band's visual image in the late eighties; at the end of the talk she put up a collage of acts that were essentially cloning the possible looks these days, with Green Day being most prominent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

holy shit

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Diddy is taking us on a journey of sight and sound

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

AHAHAHAH !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

karate kick !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

is it like captain eo?

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

it is, actually!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

PLEASE SAY YES

xpost hurrah!

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

it's more like the rn'b circus.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

this is insane.

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Lohan is wearing a glitter-covered potato sack. Gwen Stefani looks unamused, possibly jealous, from the audience.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm confused, why are they announcing the male and female video nominees at the same time? well, I guess if it's a time-saving measure I appreciate it, the award giving is always the most boring part.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Everything is better with steppers. Fact!

xpost Lohan's rocking the coke bloat. Gwen was like "ugh...troll can't handle her sniff"

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

usher is still nominated this year ??

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Kanye and Kelly Clarkson are the king and queen of the prom.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

(xp c'mon the "Caught Up" video came out in like January, that's fair game)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

were the VMAs good at one point? i seem to remember them being SOMEWHAT entertaining, before they handed it over to Diddy and his minions...

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

they should give all the awards at once and let r-kelly perform forchrissake !
(the mic stand seems VERY cheap).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

dude, 97 (THE YEAR OF DIDDY) was the most entertaining VMAs ever. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, those were good.

haha beavis RULES!

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

It's not even an awards show anymore. It's a spectacle for the sake of it, and when it begins to drag a bit they hand out a moonman or two.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

al surely you are not forgetting 99!

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

i thought Maura was joking when she said Beavis and Butthead were going to appear!

xpost Johnny Fever OTN

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

I think Beavis and Butthead are needed now more than ever. Imagine them watching a Gwen Stefani video and I think you'll agree.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i was wondering what would happen if "hate it or love it" got an award (dunno if it's nominated though) : how would 50 and Game handle this ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

refresh my memory, what was in 99? in my mind it's all been one disappointment after another ever since the year of Puffy and the Spice Girls. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

i wonder what the big suprise is this year

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

was 99 the year that kid rock did "walk this way" with run-dmc and aerosmith (bustin through the wall!) and i got a pathetic nostalgia boner?

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

i liked the year Oasis played, and Liam spit while drinking a beer.

could they ever top the fat Axl from a few years ago

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

whatever R. says in Chapter 6, obv. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

it's all been downhill since eddie vedder's tourette's outbursts for me

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

holy shit is Ludacris doing the Go-Go version of "Pimpin' All Over The World" w/ Rare Essence!?

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

DTP!!! DC!!!!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

god, this sucks, maybe a light will fall and smoosh luda.

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

could they ever top the fat Axl from a few years ago

What about the time White Zombie closed the show and they were a shambolic mess?

(at least I *think* those were the MTV VMA's)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

shut up! they've been playing that version of "Pimpin'" on D.C. radio for a while, but I didn't expect them to do it here! this is big! (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

did they rehearse this or is it all random ?!

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

this is so awkward.

At least they're giving Luda some spotlight action. He has more of a chance of winning an oscar for Hustle and Flow than he does of winning a VMA tonight.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

TOP TEN VMA CULTURAL MOMENTS

10. "Murder Was The Case" live performance
9. "Hey Axl...will you be our baby's godfather?!"
8. "This...this is all bullshit."
7. Fartman and Luke Perry
6. Spice Girls erase Beatles from public memory
5. Jay-Z opening performance 2001
4. 2 Live Crew
3. Madonna humps her way into our hearts
2. Rupaul & Milton Berle
1. Kurt Loder's stoneface 1990-present

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Nice. Diddy knows how to curse.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Ludacris doing the Go-Go version of "Pimpin' All Over The World" w/ Rare Essence

A-ha! I was wondering who that was. But I was too busy wincing when I saw african dancers...and samba dancers.

xpost What was Jay-Z in 2001? I don't even remember that.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

haha word on Fartman, the best part was how enthusiastic Luke Perry was. (xp)

('01 was when Jay did "Izzo" outside the venue)

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Axl...will you be our baby's godfather?!"

aww, i wish Courtney would come on stage and attack diddy. with a huge knife.

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

i may be making that up. xp

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

The Jay-Z Diddy-watching stone face was a classic moment.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Chappelle doing an impression of Diddy would be thousands of times more charasmatic than this

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

dude can it

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

haha thank you

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

haha well i didnt want to just start deleting posts

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

THe killers were ROBBED!!!!!!!

and why wasnt clarkson nominated there?

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

sigh.

C'mon, Killers for Best New Artist.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh, the My Chemical Romance dude looked like he wanted to cry as Green Day won. Cruel, cruel MTV!

And WTF was Ice-T's wife doing when the camera stopped on them?

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Clarkson's nominated for pop, not rock.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't care if the Killers when anything but I want Eric Roberts to accept an award for something

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Congrats on the new Baltimore gig, btw, Strongo.

― Chris O., Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

THe killers were ROBBED!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm going to join Jess now...

the My Chemical Romance dude looked like he wanted to cry as Green Day won. Cruel, cruel MTV!

What the fuck was that moron thinking? Silly boy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, because the difference is so HUGE between all those rock videos and the pop category!

xxx-post

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

MCR will still probably take the m2 award.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

for the emancipation of mimi maybe ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

thanx dude.

don't hate on mcr ned unless u want a fat lip.

xxxxxxp

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

hahaha, I love these commercials.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

don't hate on mcr ned unless u want a fat lip.

I wasn't saying anything about the music, was I?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

The categorization system makes no sense, don't break your brain trying to think about it for more than five seconds.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

how many ILMers just had a seizure because of the MTV promo with the nerd schooling other nerds about M.I.A.?

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

wow, this is just embarrassing.

― william, it was really nothing (superpopelectro), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

another journey of sight and sound! Diddy Diddy Diddy!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

hahaha god what am i missing!?

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

I came close, Al.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

my god the dancing

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

he just got served by Omarion!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

OMG WTF is this?!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

HAMMA!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

MC Hammer !!

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

HAMMER! so much serving is being done right now!

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

HOLY FUCK

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, no ultra-baggy metallic pants.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

My.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

i swear, i will pray for diddy's death tonight

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

!!!

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

wow Grandmaster Flash's beatmatching is surprisingly bad, everything was all out of sync.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha did Jessica not see the mic?

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh Simpson girls, you kill me.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

"In the dirty south, we learn how to shake our booties!" Kill kill kill

But thanks MTV for the glimpse of my future husband, Wentworth Miller!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

"the network didn't trust that we knew how to read, so..."

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

why isn't Beyonce sitting next to Jay? is Jeezy his date tonight?

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Is Jessica Simpson wearing the curtain from a kitchen window?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

i was wondering about that too. but they're in the same row, like 5 seats from each other. guess B had to stay with DC

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

does anyone know why they dont do the show in NYC anymore?

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Did Jessica Alba call her "Shakita?"

And goddamn, Shaq is a million feet tall!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Shakira's hair is the same color as her skin.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

why is shakira singing in some strange language?

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

"shakita" sounds good. it's cute !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

so far, the "biggest concert on earth" is terribly boring... dunno if i will be able to wait for kels...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

"i'm rick james' bitch" !!!

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

does anyone know why they dont do the show in NYC anymore?

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), August 29th, 2005.

I know they did it in Miami last year because it was the same weekend as the RNC in New York, I dunno why this year except maybe they decided they like doing it in Miami.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, Kels' "I'm Rick James, Bitch" t-shirt. Only he can rock that properly.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

dude I hope you're kidding w/ that "some strange language" comment. also, reggaeton + accordians is one of the best ideas anyone had in pop music this year.

― Al (sitcom), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Did Jessica Alba call her "Shakita?"

I think she was trying to roll the "r" and failed miserably.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

It's probably cheaper to do in Miami also.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

no, im not kidding. im jessica simpson xpost

that "im rick James bitch" shirt is a shot at chapelle, kels was very very mad at the piss on you video

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Dance is one part of the triple threat?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

and now, Professor Usher tells us about krumping.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

i usually dont like this kinda talk, but this doesnt say anything about the tremendous decline in our society, does it?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

or should i just shut up and learn to dance?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

No, we're just old farts.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

this is even more 'why do they hate us' than the one that was right before 9/11 (macy gray's 'my album drops' dress, missy elliott dedicating 'one minute man' to the memory of aaliyah)

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

those fountains ... those fountains

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh Missy, God quit watching in 1994.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Eric Roberts!! yes!

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Yeah this is extremely embarrasing. I'm surprised I got through an hour of it.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

eric roberts : why ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

NOW NOW NOW

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

YOUHOU !!!

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

R KELLY!!!!!!!1

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

R Kelly is a horrible lip syncher.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

...........

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

i'm so glad that we finally have a reader's digest condensed version of parts 1-5

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

the way he turned around and suddenly was Chuck was an amazing piece of acting.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

HE THREW THE PILLOW

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

i love trapped in the closet as much as anyone else, but what the fuck?!?

WHAT WAS KELS THINKING? HOW IS THIS ENTERTAINING? WHY AM I WATCHING!

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

i am bleeding inside

XPOST WE DONT KNOW WHY SHUT UP

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

holy crap, chapter 6 picks up where 3 left off w/ Kathy and Rufus and Chuck!

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe mtv gave r. this much air time

― Gregory T (tubesocks), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

R Kelly : method actor

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Missy forgot to fix her weave before stepping out tonight!

And I was really confused by the fast forwarding of Trapped In The Closet at first...technical glitch or on purpose?

Oh, "Rufus, she don't know me! I will cut that bitch right now!"

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

This chapter sorta sucks.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

the only thing that would make his portrayal of Kathy more perfect is if he put the wig on every time he said her lines.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

KATHY SAYS RUFUS CHUCK SAYS RUFUS

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck rufus kathy rufus kathy kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck rufus kathy rufus kathy kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck rufus kathy rufus kathy kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck rufus kathy rufus kathy kathy chuck chuck rufus kathy chuck

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

RUFUS SAYS CHUCK I'M SORRY

BUT I'M GOIN' BACK TO MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

what was that flash of jeremy piven for?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god! I scared my poor roommate with my screaming!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Chuck decided he longed for vadge after all. Isn't that nice.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

holy

shit

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah fuck a Kells, yo. Did Kathy make some big reveal? I was talking and missed that section.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

anthony miccio [who is here at my apartment watching this] is crying.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

That was fucking insane.

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

i'm stunned. i think kels is a secret member of the surrealist movement !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

i really can't believe he just. did. all of that.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Is Anthony crying from laughter?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

haven't decided if that's the greatest or worse thing i've ever seen... but that was definitely something !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

That was definitely something. I was babbling hysterically to my clueless roommate about why I have to find part 6 online like 20 mins ago!

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

diddy is the worst. this name change psa gets the gas face

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

is that one of the ying yang twins i keep hearing in the background?

― tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo (Adrian Langston), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Talk about yourself SOME MORE, Diddy.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

diddy really has no charisma at all.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

haha miccio just called me! we shared a moment.

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

i keep picturing him going backstage to chug from a big thing of cambodian breastmilk

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

god why wont he just die

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

hilary duff's teeth are SO GIANT

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Hilary Duff just said "Morrissey." Why?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Tha Duffsta is wearing a glittery potato sack startlingly similiar to Lohan's.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

joel madden get your fucking paws of my woman.

god, i wonder if she actually likes morrissey, this isn't the first time ive heard the duff say that.

― JD from CDepot, ENRAGED!, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

is her hair still black?

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

THEY ARE ONE
(xpost)

(ps don't forget she dj'd misshapes)

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Brandon Flowers: Liberace of the VMAs

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

or robbie williams

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Brandon Flowers waxes his chest.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

you could bounce a spotlight or two offa that thing

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

poor lil kim, she's going to be torn up for plastic when she gets to jail

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

is her hair still black?

No, she's rocking some honey blonde with her burnt cheeks.

The Killers are painfully boring. You think someone's sitting in a board room going "this is why we've cut back on the white people. They're no fun to watch!"

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

piven to lil kim's defense, thats kinda suprising

hahah OTM candicissima

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

joel madden get your fucking paws of my woman.

god, i wonder if she actually likes morrissey, this isn't the first time ive heard the duff say that.

-- JD from CDepot, ENRAGED! (kicksjoydarknes...), August 29th, 2005.

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2005/07/13/sarah_lewitinn_ultragrrrl.php
(xpost Hilary's still blonde, I think she just had a black wig on in her new video)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

MTV are letting us all know that only black people and white guys in eyeliner are making music today.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

MTV speaks the truth.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

hell yeah luda

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

i love this luda song, i gotta say.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

also, i am super psyched about the Beavis & Butt-Head.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

what about black people in eyeliner ? or white people actually making fun good music ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Who would actually vote against Bevis & Butthead?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

damnit, al, after reading that i might actually be in love with her...(xpost)

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

how on earth did Luda win this.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

there are lotsa fun-haters out there, don't kid yerself

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

JASON MRAZ TAKE OFF YOUR HAT YOU DORK

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

should have been "hate it" but i think that would have been an issue !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

You misspelled 'head' there, Maura.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

hm, looks like Luda's been nominated and lost the last three years straight, so that might explain this slightly.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Those were such weak nominees. Where was "Still Tippin'"????

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

MTV are letting us all know that only black people and white guys in eyeliner are making music today.

hahaha, LOCK THREAD

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

did Still Tippin' come out in enough time to qualify? Do the VMAs run on some weird calendar, like the Grammies?

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

"Still Tippin'" is nominated for the M2 award.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

first appearance of diddy wearing biggie's likeness starts now

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

"Still Tippin'" has been out for years (x-post)

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

aww diddy has freinds

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Diddy is no good.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

JOURNEY OF SIGHT AND SOUND PART 3

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

oh no, oh no

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Good God this is awful! This year's show's even worse than the one the Wayans brothers hosted!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I honestly can't believe you people can think of anyone who'd be a better VMA host than Diddy.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Hip-hop, welcome to rock excess hell.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

It was nice of Biggie to get shot so that Diddy could pretend to conduct orchestras in his honour.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

DIDDY AND THE TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA

A NEW CHRISTMAS TRADITION IS BORN

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

if only one stray bullet could have hit diddy...

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS SO VERY STRANGE

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Diddy looks like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Where are the dancing brooms?

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

well, i think i've had enough for tonight.... i give up. good luck with the rest guys !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

OMG SNOOP RAPPING W/ BIG'S GHOST ON WARNING

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

congratulations, hip-hop. you've found your own 'unforgettable.'

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

It's a symbolic unity of West and East!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Knoxville, you heard wrong.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Snrub halfway OTM. This one is at least entrancingly horrible while the Wayans VMAs were just not... good.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

dammit, Diddy is the VMA's personified, how can you people want to watch one but not like the other?

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

.....common........

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

"ive got a pocket full of amphetamines" = most rock and roll moment of the night

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

he is aptly named.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't looking at the TV and thought George Carlin was presenting with Common. Johnny Knoxville's voice is pretty smiliar.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Diddy is like an angel, wtf guys :'(

― tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo (Adrian Langston), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

fallout boy in surprise upset of my chemical romance!

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck is a fallout boy and where are they taking mike jones' award?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

They always give the MTV2 award to the video you'd least expect to win. Remember when Mudvayne won?

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

or yellowcard

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck. Fall out boy over Mike Jones?!?!

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

the fallout boy video has been on trl for the past few weeks, actually

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Can someone explain the significance of the MTV2 award anymore? All those songs were on MTV as well, weren't they?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

WTF PARIS HILTON IN A FUCKING DELOREAN WHY CAN'T SHE JUST ZOOM HERSELF OFF TO A TIME PERIOD FAR FAR AWAY

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

someone call mike jones and get his reaction.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

xpost I thought that was a Lamborghini?

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

MCR screwed yet again.....that eyeliner is beginning to run

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

ROBBERY

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

The idea of the MTV2 award is an award given to a video first given exposure on M2 that was successful enough to get it played on MTV.

MCR should've won, but I'm cool with FOB. Glad it wasn't Akon or The Bravery.

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha i cant remember his number xpost

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

haha I was listening to Mike Jones say his phone number on record again today and considered calling him to wish him luck at the awards...

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

yes im sure thats the phone he brought

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

my computer isnt even fast enough to keep up with this nonsense

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

"jerry" is the physical form of the ILM hivemind.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

ahahahahaha maria otm

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

daddy yankee! nice.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

reaggeton music? is that something they talk about in all those pitchfork columns that i dont read?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

"Gasolina" is so awesome

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

people on this thread are almost as awful as i imagine this show to be

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

everyone prepare for Kanye to pop a cap in someone's ass if he loses

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

fuck this, im taking an entourage break

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 29 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

It's hard to say, but this might be worse than 2001's VMA's.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

ohhhhh fat joe with a g-unit diss!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA Fat Joe was like "I wanna tell everyone tonight that I feel safe with all of this police protection courtesy of G-Unit"

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

The "fuck you Fat Joes" were flying from the G-section

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

lotsa booing for fat joe. g-unit still to come. this is not good.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

NEW NEGRO

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

it's worse. no one in '01 plugged their KIDS' records.

can someone explain the g unit diss? why is there police protection?

omg diddy is now saying he invented the awards show remix

and the vip section now looks like an alcohol-free all-nude strip club. PUT THE ASS IN CLASS DIDDY

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

fat joe's basically bagging them for having so much security

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

coldplay's on, time for a nap

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

NEW NEGRO

I'm going to get a t-shirt made tomorrow. It will say ONE FUNKY KYKE.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

coldplay

(cut to timbaland with lighter)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

okay, this VMA's is officially the crappiest thing ever

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

hahaha mark i love you

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

i thought that all that vitamin water would preclude them from needing that *much* security

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

why is there police protection?
Game and Fiddy are feuding. Plus Suge Knight got popped at a party the other night.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

chris martin's voice sounds horrible....and I am not talking about how it usually does

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

one of the dudes in fall out boy ripped off his look from ron reyes/chavo pederast in "decline of western civilization".

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

"MTV: We Don't Play Music"

fucking AWESOME!!

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

7: 30: The Video Music Awards is always filmed on film instead of videotape. It feels like mom telling her goth daughter to please not wear the corset on Christmas Eve since gramma will get a case of the howling fantods.

7:50: Giving a Video Music Award to Best Videogame Soundtrack is like giving an Oscar to Best Soft Drink.

8:00: Nice background singers and sequencers, Green Day. You must really be hurting for those royalties that Lookout! owes you. Try not to spend it all on more AFI wear. I sure hope Gogol Bordello breaks huge next year, ’cause you’ll see Billie Joe rocking a Cossack hat in no time

8:36: Those Acuvue eyeballs in the white suits are headed for a cease and desist order. The Act Of Being Polite does NOT cover trademark infringement.

8:41: “Dance for me, Puffy! Dance for me!” Somewhere, that counts as shucking and/or jiving. But, hell, if anyone is going to take the sting out of being a Hammer, it’s Diddy... He makes the Taco Bell ad look like NOFX refusing to do interviews.

9:01: “Please welcome the one and only Usher.” How did everyone find their seats?

9:42: After seeing Diddy conduct his way through a couple of decade-old Biggie numbers with an orchestra (after already doing the orchestra thing on VMAs like seven years ago), I could only think one thing: Why couldn’t they get Bam Margera to host this?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost: no that's the WIVES' TALE THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

"MTV: We Don't Play Music"

THEN CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR FCUKING CHANNEL YOU SHIT EATING TURD SHITFUCKERZS?!?!!@

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

It's sad that MTV's marketing dept is much cooler than MTV itself.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

maura: jason mraz and joss stone are such dorks
maura: and of coursee
strongo: haha
strongo: well duh
maura: jason mraz is singing 'one love'
maura: as his favorite song
strongo: !!
strongo: oh god
strongo: my balls just fell off
strongo: seriously i just shook them out of my pants leg and onto the floor

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

ricky martin and joss stone are going to cover 'knew you were waitin for me' within the next 18 months.

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

if it couldn't get any worse.....here comes Joss Stone

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

I love that Kelly Clarkson looks like she doesn't know how to get to the stage.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53493847.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DED2E72DB43C85B445841279F6164BDDE3621B2AC3A62513D3

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

gwen is pissed.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

i also loved kirsten dunst desperately scurrying ahead of her, looking like she was trying to get out of frame.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53492092.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DED2E72DB43C85B4451B7C821EBB7DFBE4621B2AC3A62513D3

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I was right. It IS a kitchen window curtain!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

they are the most masculinely faced "hot girls" in forever

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

(last one)

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53476302.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DED2E72DB43C85B445E8D7CB5E24508A2B621B2AC3A62513D3

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

"oh, she's a trifling biatch indeed!"

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

'sweetie get mommy a xanax'

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

seriously, jessica's jawline shames popeye

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

the coke diet is so much more effective than the Atkins

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

is that kim catrall?!

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

I WILL STAND OUTSIDE OF TRL TOMORROW WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "I FUCKING HATE YOU!!""!

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Was that real $$$?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Lohan is wearing Bet Lynch's sock it seems.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

poor lindsay :-(

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 29 August 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

FUCK! It's $100 bills!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

it's like robin hood

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Foxx will be making Snow Dogs 2 soon, just wait and see.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Oh damn, Saturn's coming out with a 2-seater sports roadster?!

(Also, Kanye was pretty good there)

― disco violence (disco violence), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

dream show conclusion scenario #1: fight to the death: olivia and mase vs. fat joe
dream show conclusion scenario #2: diddy reanimates biggie's corpse with piano wire, guides him through "don't lie" guest verse
dream show conclusion scenario #3: r. kelly performs selections from "vagina monologues" over final credits 'as' rufus
dream show conclusion scenario #4: ciara's ugly/hot personas join in massive spectacle of pyro, torn stockings and passages from old testament. newly merged ciara then topples stage, stuffs ludacris in vagina and marches toward miami's downtown

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

It's sad that MTV's marketing dept is much cooler than MTV itself.

No way, they try SO hard. Their 90's ads were so effortlessly cool, and today's ads are clearly wanting to be cool more than anything. I do like some of the newer MTV2 ads, but nothing I've seen that debuted tonight.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm in tears.

x-post

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

I was referring specifically to the "Old Wives Tales" ads. But yeah, everything else is piss poor.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah those ads where common and kanye are explaining their videos' process felt like those feel-good-about-us-we're-halliburton ads that were running in prime time for a while there

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Dane Cook is teh lame.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

oh jesus.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

you know, why didn't they just have jamie kennedy perform as b-rad instead of this tool

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

I love Dane Cook's new album but the way they shoehorned a few minutes of his standup act into the VMA's is a bit awkward.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

I've seen Dane Cook on cable/late night 5 or 6 times over the years and have never laughed once.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, Brandon Flowers looks like a mannequin.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Does this Dane Cook fancy himself some sort of commodian?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Gwen & Snoop... YAY! It's 1996 again!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how Lohan feels about Gwen winning the 'best dressed' award for wearing a nearly identical ugly leopard print dress.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I was about to mock Diddy's "nobody is braver than Bishop Don" line but I'm thinking it takes huge balls to walk out on a national stage with a pimp rep like his carrying around a granny dog in his arms

― disco violence (disco violence), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

Gwen, you need a figure to wear a Betty Page dress

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

camtoe.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

is it proper to wear a bathing suit and a bad wig together?

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

In Miami it is.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

haha I almost said "don't cha wish your girlfriend had camel toe like me?" re: eva longoria

yay Mariah's song about the Calgon commercial

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

holy crap. eva longoria just singlehandedly relegated an entire future nation to washing machines everywhere.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

mariah's tits are super-saggy.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

Mariah's got a serious receding hairline.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

more reason that we should just treat florida mariah-style and 'shake it off'

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

she's all orange and lip-syncy

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

L-O-X!

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Gwen & Snoop... YAY! It's 1996 again!

Last I check they're both still on the radio a lot more than they should be.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

mariah looks like michael bolton tonight.

― shaun kinski (shaun kinski), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i do not care for this remix.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah the remix isn't really a patch on the original "We Belong" but there's something joyful about Styles P. showing up outta nowhere.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI'S EIGHT-OCTAVE RANGE

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

HA!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

Bevis & Butthead are about 26 or 27 now, aren't they?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

I really don't understand these Beavis & Butthead bits. are they actually going to have a show again or is this just a 90s nostalgia thing?

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

The show is coming to DVD (officially) this fall.

― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Complete with the video-watching segments?! I'm all over that.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

are the DVDs going to have the segments where they watch music videos or is it going to be like the VHS releases with just the segments that have a 'plot'? because if it's the latter fuck that shit. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

according to tvshowsondvd.com, there will be 11 videos with B&B commentary.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

Beavis's voice is different.

― Guy Incognito ., Monday, 29 August 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

it was really surreal to hear a snippet of Black Rob's new street single on the VMAs.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Cartoon characters' ages never change, unless the show is really lame like Rugrats.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

who's the lady who's acting totally stuck up and skeeved out by Lil Jon?

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

paulina rubio is totally ready to pose for one of those 'turn over for a naked chick' pens

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

oh, fergie.

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

I think Paulina Rubio still hasn't figured out that Gorillaz are a cartoon band.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

this is even more 'why do they hate us' than the one that was right before 9/11 (macy gray's 'my album drops' dress, missy elliott dedicating 'one minute man' to the memory of aaliyah)

So true. The VMAs serve the sole purpose of reminding my mom that the world is going to end soon and that we live in a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

fergie wore a pee-coloured dress! that's what you call learning from your mistakes.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent looked so nice his suit earlier. Why'd he change out of it? : (

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

OH FUCK A MACY GRAY DRESS HOMAGE ON TONY YAYO

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Tony Yayo totally justifies his existence with that waving-his-hands-in-front-of-his-mouth gesture he always does.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

hooray! he beat the 7 second delay!

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

UH OH. 50 just cussed out fat joe, and hard. this sucks.

(xpost maura it got beeped in canada --- what'd he say?)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

damn, 50 just dropped a bunch of f-bombs against Fat Joe and at least one got past the censors. (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

I think Paulina Rubio still hasn't figured out that Gorillaz are a cartoon band.

They are!?! This makes the 2-D/Paris Hilton sex video all the more unlikely to have actually occured and to just be rumor.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, this show's been far too sanitzed up until now.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

it was muted, rather than beeped, in the US, the only intelligible thing I heard was FJ's name and "fuck boy" (xp)

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

A "pussy" got through in there somewhere as well.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

NEW NEGRO

i was so hoping that shirt said "jew negro." sigh.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

This is gonna turn into an ugly east coast/east coast beef.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

yes because there wasn't any beef before wtf

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

you mean bronx-queens?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

SURPRISE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PERFORMANCE AT DIDDY'S PERSONAL REQUEST! FUCKING SWEET!

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

"Helena" sends me into serious air drums mode

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

maybe that chick will actually die on stage

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

oh noes she's pulling a courtney

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I honestly can't remember a damn thing from the last half hour other than 50 Cent swearing.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

dude's the bastard lovechild of billy corgan and a keebler elf

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

10:59: Good work, Diddy, on not defusing those Fat Joe/Fitty on-stage tantrums. I mean, you’ve never had experience with people beefing at awards shows. Nothing bad could possibly come of this.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah no fucking kidding! couldn't diddy say SOMETHING?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

bow wow and paris hilton! THE JOKES ARE TOO EASY

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

'let's compare blood diamonds!'

'that's hot'

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

"my jewelry is expensive" loses every time. boo.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

"hey miami what's up"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

When Paris and Bow Wow were comparing rings, it totally looked like Bow Wow was about to cop a feel.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

or attempt to snort her necklace

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

well, you know, thank you sir, drive through

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

Surprise my chemical romance didn't win!

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Do all their songs sound like emo Peter Cetera?

― disco violence (disco violence), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Ah shit. Missed this.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

These are the threads where I miss Ally

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

"cruncheweesy."

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

They're trying to kill MTV's old image, and it's fairly successful.

However, bringing out Julie Brown and burning her in effigy would seal the deal.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

I was sorta assuming it was gonna be in September.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

Who better to share this moment...than with CHER!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

destiny's child wants you to GET UP FOR JESUS

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Couldn't they at least sing "Someday We'll Be Together" for the occasion?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Man, I remember when Video of the Year MEANT SOMETHING.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

you know, it just occurred to me that i'm not completely sure who votes on these awards (viewer's choice excepted, obviously).

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

A supercomputer in the MTV basement.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

But Michael, it DOES mean something, Green Day are FUCKING MESSENGERS

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

thanks to everyone who played live8 this year!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Have the acoustics duing the show been this lame? The crowd never seems to sound loud.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

i've noticed this the last few years now -- the audio in the live broadcast always blows, and then its fixed for the million or so rebroadcasts.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

These are the threads where I miss Ally

So true. And Nicole.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

your american idol is turning into wendy o right before your eyes

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

can you put a microphone under water like that?

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

it's a shoutout to the hurricane!!! and wet t-shirt contests

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)
wendy o or ashlee simpson?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Her make-up must be tattooed to her friggin' skin for it to not run during the artificial rainstorm.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

dream show conclusion scenario #5: kelly clarkson sings "since u been gone" while undergoing exorcism

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

i actually feel like i appreciate kelly clarkson more after that performance.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i kinda liked that kelly c performance.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Look everyone! They just woke Kurt Loder up from his nap.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

I think that was kinda cool, though: vocally she sounded uncertain at first, then threw caution to wind.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

michael - waterproof eye makeup is sold in your corner drugstore. i swear by maybelline's great lash waterproof mascara.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

And just LOOK at the two guys they just freed from the cryogenic chambers!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

the audio in Miami last year was a disaster, this year it wasn't so bad.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that was the point i was sold, when it became clear she was just having fun with it.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

My Chemical Romance = India.Arie at the Grammy's

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

I honestly didn't know waterproof makeup was really really waterproof -- like dunk-your-head-in-a-pool-and-you'll-still-look-OK waterproof.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

i think the amount of water being splashed on her was just the same as dunking one's head in a pool.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I just decided that this was not worse than 2001's VMA's. It was likely among the 5 worst MTV awards shows, however.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Last year's show was 1000X worse.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, that last bit might've come out sounding snotty, which was not my intent. I'm a guy! I don't know anything about make-up!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

"Jerry" is totally my new hero.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm a guy! I don't know anything about make-up!

Billy Joe Armstrong to thread.

― PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

And I'm not a punk, either!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I just decided that this was not worse than 2001's VMA's. It was likely among the 5 worst MTV awards shows, however.

-- billstevejim (tummlerandsolomo...), August 29th, 2005.

if you're counting the MTV Movie Awards here you're totally wrong.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute, who hosted the 2001 VMA's again?

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

The Wayans Bros, who make up 3.9% of America's black population.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA I just shit a brick Cunga!!!

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

Wayans Bros were 2000.

Jamie Foxx was 2001, also the year "Lady Marmalade" won Video Of The Year, JLo & JaRule perform "I'm Real," & OMG Britney Spears holding a SNAKE!?!?@!?

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

That was only 4 years ago?!

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

9/11 really changed everything man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

2001 was funny! Y'all are smoking crack. "Now she's J Lo, but I remember when we used to call her 'hey, ho!'"

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Jamie Foxx was 2001, also the year "Lady Marmalade" won Video Of The Year, JLo & JaRule perform "I'm Real," & OMG Britney Spears holding a SNAKE!?!?@!?

You're right, but didn't they host the movie awards in 2001 as well or something?

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Wayans Bros were 2000

I thought so. That one was embarrassingly unfunny.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

Can someone tell me when MTV became BET?

― joeschmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

When people started realizing that black people were the only ones making good popular music.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Jamie Foxx was 2001, also the year "Lady Marmalade" won Video Of The Year, JLo & JaRule perform "I'm Real," & OMG Britney Spears holding a SNAKE!?!?@!?

awesome.

(I can't let this thread end on those last two posts)

― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/g/Gray_Macy/sq-vma_dress-mtv.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

how come daddy yankee sounds so fucking amazing on record but anemic and badly constructed here?

― anthony, Monday, 29 August 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

first repeat, and fat joe's g-unit dis is gone, replaced by a surreal seven- or eight-second long audio dropout.

and then as soon as he announces the award winner and missy approaches the stage, they cut the live audio again -- i think they did this in the original broadcast too -- and go full up on the recorded missy track.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

I hate being on the West Coast and not seeing anything live anymore. Watching Dane Cook bomb like the WMD Rummy's been looking for was arguably the highlight of the show for me.

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 29 August 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050829/capt.aa16108290204.mtv_awards_aa161.jpg?x=189&y=345&sig=CjNckitNn1G8MDMTiH3TEg--

check the AP photo slideshow. apparently only 15 people were in attendance that night.

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 August 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

did hillary duff have like hella plastic surgery or something? she looks waaaay different

― mang, Monday, 29 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

I was sad the Bow Wow - Billy Joe faux smooch should have beaten out Madonna and Britney's moment

― joe schmoe (joeschmoe), Monday, 29 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

hillary duff got new teeth.

― maura (maura), Monday, 29 August 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

And she's on the coke/meth and red bull diet.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Why is MTV still trying to cram Snoop Doggy Dog down our throats? Didn't he lose any cultural or musical resonance 12 years ago?

― PB, Monday, 29 August 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

I think you might be slightly mistaken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

Here is a hint: _____ it like it's _______.

― disco violence (disco violence), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050829/i/r1268093058.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 29 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

also: Was it just me, or did Diddy announce Dane Cook as "Danye Cook," as in Kanye West?

― PB, Monday, 29 August 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

wtf was this mess.... Shakira's ass and Kanye's Golddiggers saved this bitch. And somebody send 50 and Fat joe to marriage counseling. Next year let Lil Jon host. If it gotta be bad, at least make it Crunk. Ahh Skeet Skeet skeet!!!

― badabing, Monday, 29 August 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

how great were the mtv commercials with the gum guy and hairy palms, best part of a terrible show

― mg, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

As a host, Sean Combs makes an excellent music business executive. May he return to that role. I promise I won't miss him.

I ended up muting most everything except the award announcements and the performances. Paris Hilton bantering with some 16-year-old rapper about jewelry? The Sisters Simpson talking about the dirty south? Rappers (yawn) cussing out other rappers?

Spare me.

― Lyra Jane (Lyra Jane), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

they need to get rid of the huge audience format that they stole from the European VMAs. just go back to NY, have a small pit of screaming idiots, and have a new host that actually has charaisma.

and send hilary duff to my house as soon as possible...

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Still my favorite thread:
M V A

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

The dissing between 50 and fat joe goes further back. To make a long story short, Jah Rule got one of them notes from the police that says u have to stay like 50 ft away from 50c. 50 also got police protection because he felt threatened by jah. 50 denies everything ofcourse.

― Snow, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

the fat joe vs 50cent goes back ages ago. it started wiv th whole feud between ja rule and 50cent. then last yr ja, jadakiss and fat joe recorded New York and it was released on R.U.L.E. it was a diss againt 50cent and west side. so then recently with Piggy Bank 50cent hit back. and the first they have heard of fat joe on the situation since New York was at the awards. and apparently 50cent and Gunit tried to jump fat joe as he was walkin off th stage but was stopped by security. so that is why 50cent lashed. coz he was held bak by security. but it still all about the 50 vs ja situation. its annoyin all the dissin sum1 get there fukin guns and shoot the other or somethin it is all stupid and such crap now!!

― Missy MissY, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)

G UNIT IS TERRIBLE
JUST LISTEN TO THE LYRICS
HOW DO PEOPLE RESPECT THIS GUY
DOWNLOAD THE SONG
PROBLEM CHILD - STYLES P FEAT JADAKISS
THAT SONG PROVES WHOSE BETTER...CLEARLY.

― G Unit is wack, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

What happens when an awards-show host promises "anything can happen" and nothing does? You face the wrath of one A.C. Nielsen. Sunday's excruciating Video Music Awards averaged 8 million viewers, down a staggering 22 percent from last year and making it the lowest-rated ceremony since 1997. And Gwen Stefani thought she was the night's biggest loser. Hardly.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

You people are retarded. =] 50 Cent kicks more ass then Fat Joe. His songs are way better. But this isn`t what this argument is about, so I`m done. But then again 50 Cent is stoopid for startin` all this sh*t in the first place, la?

― Alyssa Jones, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Don't know about his music but 50 sure does suck a mean d--k.

― kevin says relax (daddy warbuxx), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

I liked when Diddy stopped "conducting" the orchestra and even-less-explicably began "conducting" the crowd.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Fuck you rap lovers. your music is lame and pointless. its all about rock!!!!!!!!!Green Day was totally the highlight of the moment!!!! but the vmas sucked ass! Go Green day!

― Sylvia, Thursday, 1 September 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

rap feuds are boring.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Thursday, 1 September 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

can anyone name the 3 reggaetone ppl mentioned at the vmas PLEASE!!!

― suma babi, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

they are Tego Calderon and Daddy Yankey

― yeison parra, Friday, 9 September 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

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