So, which short phrase by the Fall (or whoever) is popping into your head at odd moments?

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"Old Gang!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

"God damn the pedantic Welsh"

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"It's MES in Shoulder Pads!"

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

"CHISELLER!!"

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

"Hey there fuckface" has an ineluctable appeal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

ned otm

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

FEEEEL THE WRATH OF MY BOMB-BAST!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

"HI DERE FUCKFACE!"

― THE AMAZING RANDY®, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

a good mind does not a good fuck make

― dr x o skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

"I was in the realm of the essence of Tong"

― chips rofflety (haitch), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

"You are bequeathed in suede... GLAMWRECK!"

― Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Found talking to the cigarette machine...

how could i forget that one?

― dr x o'skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

"VIDEO REACH STEREO BOG!"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

"GIMME THE LEAD! GIMME THE LEAD!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

"What about us? Shipman!"

― Bill A (Bill A), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

baseball blue hatted

hippy halfwit

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

"Get out of my city you mediocre pseuds!"

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Armpit hairs are sprouting

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

"Amid them! Don't wanna be amid them!"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

"Hands up who wants to die!" (I have to keep myself from shouting this everytime there's a vote by show of hands at a meeting)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

"up the stairs, mister!"

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

also "idiot groups with no shape or form"

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

"...and he didn't LIKE IT MUCH"

followed by

"and I think I'll cut mein dyckhoff"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

"turn that bloody blimey space invaders off"

― älänbänänä (alanbanana), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

"It was me, the hoov-ah, an the OAPs"

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

"chaaaarmed to meetcha!"

― piscesboy, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

"i drank a jar of coffee....then i took some of THESE"

― pppp, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

ELDRITCH House!

(which I always think should be an actual legal dance music subgenre)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Heh heh, early Fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> late Fall... lyricwise without question (xpost)

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

trofl

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

You think it's the pipes. but it turns on the lights.

― bidfurd__, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

bodies bein' found on Greenleaf/with their fuckin' heads cut off/motherfucker, I'm Dre

(I chose the parenthetical "or whoever")

― disco violence (disco violence), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

"When what used to excite you does not
Like you've used up all your allowance of experiences"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

"Made with the best British attention
To the wrong detail"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

almost every morning:
"I'm the sort who gets out of the bath with a dirty face"

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

BAZDAD STATE COG ANALYST

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I laughed at the great god Pan!

stick with MES foax, this thread could go on indef...

― dr x o'skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

"See ya mate... yeah, see ya mate
See ya mate... yeah, see ya mate..."

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Stop Mitherin!

― dr x o'skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

"My family's a weird lot
My stepsister's got a horrible growth"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

ARGOS! VOUCHAH! SINGAH! HIT!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

who is the king shag corpse?

― dr x o'skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

"Benny's cobweb eyes!"

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

In need of black strap

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

not a short phrase, but i love it:

here's a joke, to cheer you up
old time surgeons
are just magicians in dungeons
there they'll take (your heart out)
with a sharp knife, it wasn't faked
they have no anaesthetic
that joke's pathetic!

― dr xo'skeleton, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I used to have this thing about Link Wray
I used to play him every Saturday
God bless Saturday

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm hunting and I'm tryna find
A belt in the early morn
When your home is a trash mount
Look all over but you're right out

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

This is AMAZING - My laundry mistakenly got locked in my apartment's laundry room last night, so I am presently wearing the exact same clothes as yesterday. And when I realized that I had no other option, you just KNOW I was thinking to myself: "I got my last clean dirty shirt out of the wardrobe-uh! I got my last clean dirty shirt out of the wardrobe-uh!" And it's not as though I spend my day with MES lyrics on a continuous mental loop. So, wow - just wow.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Hit thw North - everytime I see The North on a traffic sign...

And "Get out the pink press threat file and brrzzxxttt the contents" whenever anyone asks me to do something...can be very irritating.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

"aaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" (the rock-out chorus of "Bombast", that is.)

― Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

You're with some hippy halfwit who thinks he's Mr. Mark Smith.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

mine, too--

I'm hunting and I'm tryna find
A belt in the early morn
When your home is a trash mount
Look all over but you're right out

not b/c art imitates life or anything....

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

right now: PLASTIC ... SLIME ... PARTITIONS-uh

― jzdfhk, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

lime green receptionist

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

The windowsill!

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Tulane is back up and running so "HEY STUDENT!"

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

A fantastic lie!

― charlie (Holey), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

THE WEHRMACHT NEVER GOT IN HERE
THE WEHRMACHT NEVER GOT IN HERE
THE WEHRMACHT NEVER GOT IN HERE
THE WEHRMACHT NEVER GOT IN HERE

― literalisp (literalisp), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

out of England I dream of its creeeeeeeeeeeeamery
when I'm there I dwell on Saaaaaaaaaaaxony

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

My daughter just learned how to say "up," which she pronounces "up-ah!" Every time she says it I think of the Fall.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

the fantastic is in league against me!

― noooooo!, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

You know that you are.. a spoilt Victorian child.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

a jew on a motorbiiiiiiiike

― don't start a RYE-OTT! (plsmith), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Marquis Cha Cha!
Marquis Cha Cha!

― J Arthur Rank (Quin Tillian), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

99% of non-smokers will die

― sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

99% of alcoholics started with milk!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

They were positively deranged and they were curious orange.

― VanDawl, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

And I'm as clean as a pack of chocolate treats

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

From this site:

Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes....here comes Morrissey!
Original Lyrics:
Kicker....kicker conspiricy

― Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 02:39 (twenty years ago)

What have you got in that paper bag?
Is it a dose of Vitamin C?

― dlp9001, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

I don't wanna daaaaance-ah, I wanna go home-ah.

― Chris F. (servoret), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Baghdad! Space cog! Analyst!

― Kent Burt (lingereffect), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:27 (twenty years ago)

About three o'clock in the morning, at a hospital, towards Maternity, the day Amber was born.

Me: "I'm a mummeah"
Dawn: "pardon?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 09:53 (twenty years ago)

SuckahSuckahSuckahSuckahSuckahSuckahSuckahSuckahSuckah

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

"The man whose head expanded-uh"

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Exit this Roman shell!

― TRG (TRG), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

"i drank a jar of coffee....then i took some of THESE"

AHA! I always heard this as "took some A's" as in Amphetamine, you know 60s slang like "A-Heads" = speed freaks. Learn something new every day around here.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:01 (twenty years ago)

"You should know what you look like
before you go out."

― Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

"The crap in the air will fuck up your face"

― Adam Faithless (Adam Faithless), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

i'm telling you now, and i'm telling you this
life could be one onward

― prince rupert, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

downward

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

forward, chip, chip, chip, chip
i'm telling you now, and i'm telling you this

― prince rupert, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Head for the HILLZ....(ah)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:14 (twenty years ago)

Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
BINGO MASTERS BREAKOUT

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

you don't have to be weird to be weird

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

On the colour page
French fries spread on her face
On the future autolytic enzyme son

― leigh (leigh), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

...just a pair of flabby wings,
took to doing some hovering -uh.

― bidfurd__, Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Here comes....here comes Morrissey!

ahahahahahah! fucking superb.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

The more I read this thread the more I'm convinced it's a tragedy he didn't retire around 1987

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

I think it's my PA's computer. She rules my diary and I download it.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Where's the cursor? Where's the erasah?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Carried the germ of a curse...Of the Broken-brothers pentacle church.

― Brasseye25, Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

The villagers dance round prefabs, and laugh through twisted mounths. Don't eat, it's dissallowed, suck on a marrowbone or energy from the mainland.

― Brasseye25, Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Their shirts are well out of their pants.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm Muzorewi's daughter

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

The promoter is a jerk,
the promoter is a jerk.

― stu (stu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 11:07 (twenty years ago)

Don't start improvising for christ's sake

― dr x o'skeleton, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

This is the 3 Rs, the 3 Rs: repetition, repetition, repetition

― dr x o'skeleton, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 11:30 (twenty years ago)

My new house
Is no beatnik hang-out

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

AND ALL THE COWLS ARE BLACK
ON THE INQUISITION RACK

― Jamie 'Luciani' Smith, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

LEAVE THE CAPITAL! EXIT THIS ROMAN SHELL

― holojames (holojames), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

"I never felt better in my life POLEAXE THE CLASSICAL"

― Nutmeg Akasaka (Nutmeg), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Shift to the "or whoever" ..

.. or "whatever" as well, because I'm not even sure these are right ...

PiL -
"Logic is lost in your...
Cranial abattoir" (I always thought it was repertoire...)

"For a million years, sleeping haliotis"

― D.I.Y. C.R.E.E.P. (dave225.3), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Dan Bejar is very popular on the interior catchphrase jukebox

Yesterday:
"Was it the movie of the making of Fizcarraldo"
Last night:
"Don't move a muscle, just do the Hustle"
Now:
"But Contessa, I already did"

Or whatever the lines actually are

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

WHAT'S A COMPUTER?

― holojames (holojames), Friday, 27 January 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

LEAVE THE CAPITAL! EXIT THIS ROMAN SHELL

-- holojames

Damn it. Me too.

― emil.y (emil.y), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

"Good coffee, black as well."

"Entrances uncoverrrredTH!" when entrances are, um, uncovered.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Monday, 3 July 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

"President Carter loves repetition"

― M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

behind YOU

― sleeve (sleeve), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

"if you take an older lover get ready for stories about teenage sex at the early sixties"

― emekars (emekars), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

'The siberian mushroom santa/ was really Rasputin's daughter'

― sonofstan (sonofstan), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

"British People in Hot Weather"

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Australians in eurUPPP!!!! UP!! UP!!!UP!!!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Hit The NORTH!", esp when driving
and "IIII'm gointa spain!" at the airport, even though i'm never actually going to spain

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Presumably not when driving to Wales?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Terry Waite sez" - whenever someone is waffling pointlessly at me.

"Leicester Polytechnic ist scheisse! Ist scheisse!" Apply that to Leicester in general.

― Curtis Wastor (Curt Soda), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

You're a walking tower of Adidas crap!

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

STICK'NA'GUT! STICK'NA'GUT!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

PAY THEM TOMORROW!!

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

My cat says "wheeeeeeeeeee-ACK!"(uh)

And

Wrong Place, Right Time.

― Arshad Tayyeb (snarshad), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

You live on... BAKLAVA

― p@reene (Pareene), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

HIT THE NORTH comes up quite often, actually.
it's a great travelling motto

― joan vich (joan vich), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

every time i look at the ILX thread called "i got drunk".

i got down
i was depressed
i was in the realm of THE ESSENCE OF TONG

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

"And in her mouth an amethyst."

Can't remember what song it's from, though. Gut of the Quantifier?

― fuckfuckingfuckedfucker (fuckfuckingfuckedfucker), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I just left the Hotel Amnesia, I had to go there / Where it is, I can't remember – but now I can remember – HAFTA HAFTA MESSAGE FOR YA MESSAGE FOR YA

this is permanently etched in my brain

― Brakhage (brakhage), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

HE KNEW THE EVIL OF THE PHONE
HE KNEW THE EVIL OF THE PHONE
THE BELLS STOPPED, ON SUNDAY, WHEN HE ROSE
THE BELLS STOPPED, ON SUNDAY, WHEN HE ROSE

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

just step sideways from this place today-ah

― badg (badg), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

Our city hobgoblins!

― cnwb (cnwb), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

I UNDERSTAND YER!
I'M FROM A TOWN CALLED MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM reading.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 July 2006 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

And all hardcore fiends will guide by me
And all decadent sins will reap discipline

― Lenny Koggins (Bimble...), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

"They'll stop me in the shoppies!"

― Matt Golden (goldmatt), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

ARGOS! VOUCHAH! SINGAH! HIT!

somebody please tell me where he says this i must hear!

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 8 July 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

every time i go to the deli all unshaven and with ketchup on my shirt and see some cute girl i think,

"you should know what'cha look like
before you go ouuout."

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

Drink the long draft for big priest

HE IS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NUTS!

"Check the record check the guy's rock record"

― I Don't Believe in Bacteria (Bimble...), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Listening to Kurious Oranj album in full now, and haven't for many years. WOW. Surely it was one of the best of the Fall?

― I Don't Believe in Bacteria (Bimble...), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

It was the FAULT of the GOVERNMENT

IT WAS THE FAULT OF THE GOVERNMENT!!!!

― I Don't Believe in Bacteria (Bimble...), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Kurious Oranj is a perfect album we know that already right?

― I Don't Believe in Bacteria (Bimble...), Sunday, 16 July 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

It's "How I wrote elastic man" me, whenever I'm feeling down. Ever since it came out:

"Life should be full of strangeness
Like a rich painting
But it gets worse day by day"

The whole lyric is burned into my brain. I'm not even a major fall fan, but performance and writing just mesh so well here.

"An article in leather thighs
The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes"

Incredible.

― Soukesian (Soukesian), Sunday, 16 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

On Staurday I was going to replace my standard "The eagle has landed" arrival text to "Haf found Bormann" but thought it might engender confusion.

― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Sunday, 16 July 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NUTS!

That's what I once thought it was too... in fact, I'd like it better if that were the line ...

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Sunday, 16 July 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

"Naked, naked, foul"

Oh, wait, a minute...

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Sunday, 16 July 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

My new house/You should see my house

― the power of latebloomer compels you (latebloomer), Monday, 17 July 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Yesterday, in my kitchen, I heard in my head:

"Business man hits train/business man hits train"

It was the first time I'd really noticed the meaning/humour of that line.

― I am not Ted Nugent (Bimble...), Monday, 11 September 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

PAY YOUR RATES!!!

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Monday, 11 September 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

here are your wedding pictures. they are black.

― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

"You're all reverb and speaking thru cans"

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Goodness, which song is that Noodle? Or can you recall?

― Ficky Stingers (Bimble...), Saturday, 23 September 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's not teh Fall, it's Ultramagnetic MCs.

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://makeagif.com/i/8XNiLP

― David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

WHAT YOU NEED!-uh

― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I WANNA PARLEZ-VOUZ WITH YOU!

― Michael B, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

'Spit on th streets-ah'

― Insidious Lexicon (S-), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

"Communists are just part-time workers."

― Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

A small alteration of the past can turn time into space.

― fit and working again, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

"I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE.."

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Odd moment the other day: Amber found a handy little speakerbox/case, basically you plug in yr Cd player and pop it inside and shut the case, and it plays through its speakers.

The track she chose to demonstrate this? "New face in hell", particularly it's distinctive kazoo mofif. While smiling.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, little broth-uh! We are in a mess!! Don't look at me that way!!"

― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

"Jeanette Fletcher is strange, but not in a horrible way" (no idea why at all, almost frightening in its obscurity, wtf can I have been thinking?)

― GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

with your daft African pop
and the wine that you call Bull's Blood

― Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

Get out and apply the wet lib file vs. this new prole art threat

― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

Spine-fuhrer of Hoboken
It's Pat the trip dispenser!

― tylerw, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

the north will rise again

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

Doktor Annabel lies!

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

A new face in heeeeeeeeelll!!

― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

The X in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ

^posted this on Fbook last Christmas

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

SECURITY! MOBILIZE!

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

forget the act, read the lit-crit first. you wouldn't even know the sun was up unless there was a press release on it...

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

Dear Dope,

If you wanna catch us, you need a rod and a line

Signed, the Fish

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

Every morning as my subway pulls into Rector Street, guess what...

― dlp9001, Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

guestinformant.ytmnd.com

― David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2011 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

Every morning as my subway pulls into Rector Street, guess what...

Tell me about it. Used to live near a road called Park Road West, and every blasted day - 'What are they doing, to 130 Park West, WHY HAVE THEY GOT THOSE MASKS ON?'

This morning, again out of nowhere, as I was bowling down through Hyde Park in the sunshine... 'Sale of the century: burn in hell!'

And later, towards the end of my ride, one that happens quite a lot... 'Close it out! Close it out!'

― GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 7 April 2011 08:19 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like Alan Minter.

― Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Thursday, 7 April 2011 08:49 (fifteen years ago)

Where's the CURSOR?
Where's the ERASER?

also
G-O-HAITCH-O-HAITCH-O-I-O

Or whatever he says

― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 April 2011 08:58 (fifteen years ago)

Get ready for old stories of teenage sex from the early 60s.

― Alan Partridge Project (ithappens), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

"Unbrrrptzzap the subject"

― Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 April 2011 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

"HIP HIP HIP HIP... HIP PRIESTUHHHH"

― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 7 April 2011 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

> "CHISELLER!!"

on bbcnews24's Click technology thing there's a bloke called Marc Cieslack, pronounced "Chislack", so the above gets trotted out once a week in my flat.

― koogs, Thursday, 7 April 2011 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

LONGHORN

LONGHORN GREEN

(akways connected with that cool bass harmonic thing that is the foundation of the song)

― sleeve, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't it "longhorn breed"?

― Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

oh right sorry

― sleeve, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know, only MES does!

― Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

"Put on some Armani clothes. And act like ET".

― Barnaby, Hardly, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/daily_fall

― Barnaby, Hardly, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

"a-cruiser's CREEK yeaaahh..."

― frogbs, Thursday, 7 April 2011 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

"Check the record check the guy's rock record"

Yeah, this, absolutely. Kurious Oranj was the only Fall album I had for a long time, it's great and this song goes through my head a lot.

― GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 April 2011 08:46 (fifteen years ago)

Comin' across as the Fall Lyric Policeman here, but it's "track record" not "rock record"

― Tom D (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

HE IS NOT

― Teeth, Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:09 (fifteen years ago)

Fall lyric police internal investigation unit: "Check the record check the guy's rock record" correct - track/rock both appear in Big New Prinz.

― portrait of velleity (woof), Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

I'm handing in my badge, chief

― Tom D (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

"Couldn't make out whether he was from Salford or Manchester"

― oppet, Saturday, 9 April 2011 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

"It's like an ice rink"

― cwkiii, Saturday, 9 April 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

What's a computer?

― AJD, Sunday, 10 April 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

Stop mithering!!

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 10 April 2011 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

The highest British attention to the wrong detail

― I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

British people in hot weather

― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

...young married couple discuss the poverty of their self-filled traps, while the junior clergy demand more cash. We spit on their plates and wait for the ice to melt...

― one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax and go back to my flat.

― Maltodextrin, Monday, 11 April 2011 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

LIKE YOUR PSYCHOTIC BIG BROTHER

― We're just so lost as a buzzosphere (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 April 2011 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

one time feast was tray 'o grease

― jumpskins, Monday, 11 April 2011 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

...young married couple discuss the poverty of their self-filled traps, while the junior clergy demand more cash. We spit on their plates and wait for the ice to melt...

What's this from?

― I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

There are 12 people in the world, the rest are paste.

― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

xpost Before the Moon Falls

― GamalielRatsey, Monday, 11 April 2011 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

our shirts are well...out of our pants

― a fort minor forest (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ta - should have known that; haven't played Dragnet in years tho'

― I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Monday, 11 April 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

He's thick but he's struck it rich - SWITCH!

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 11 April 2011 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

And these Czech shoes, a bloody reminder.

― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

pat mcgatt?!
the very famous
sports
reporter
is talking...
THERE.

― Sittin' Fran (donna rouge), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

No sex or records, for a year and a day

― I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 07:41 (fifteen years ago)

We only have! This! Excerpt!

― Sean Carruthers, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:42 (fifteen years ago)

The promoter is a jerk,
the promoter is a jerk.

Is that what he's actually singing? I thought so but I thought I was kidding myself.

― THE Alan Moulder?!? (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

and the secret of their lives...is S-E-*TCH*!

(I know it's supposed to be 'X' but I never hear him say it...)

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

"Much discussion in boiled beef and carrots Room C-H-1-O-C-H-2-O-11"

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

Look at a carpark for two days

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Armageddon! This beautiful tree!

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

pat mcgatt?!
the very famous
sports
reporter
is talking...
THERE.

came here to post this cuz i was watching perverted by language vid last night and went to bed with this in head

― andrew m., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

Always thought it was Pat McHatt

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

in my neighborhood there is a small park that is often full of crusty kids and beardos playing kickball with their pit bulls and every time i pass i think to myself: "have you ever been to the hipster dog park?"

― adam, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

REMEMBER you are abroad
REMEMBER the police are rough
REMEMBER the unemployed
REMEMBER my expense account

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

xpost(s) particularly as his "miming" when he's forgotten that last "there" by about 1/4 second.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

Awesome lyric (xp)

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

A HOT DOG AND SEAT FOR MR HOGGG

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

A HOT DOG AND SEAT FOR MR HOGGG

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND HIS GROTTYSPAWN!

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

(I always forget 'Kicker Conspiracy' when I'm compiling any kind of list of favorite Fall songs, but it's soooooooo amazing and great!)

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

(that's crummy spawn, you!)

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

Always thought it was Pat McHatt

Always thought the first name was SPATS.

― timellison, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

I used to think it was Pat McCat

― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

^ Fall lyrics police out again

― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

THEY PUT ELECTRODES-UH IN YUH BRAIN AND YUH NE-VAH THE SAME

― a fort minor forest (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

veins are full of evil serum

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

streets are full of mercenary eyes..

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

taxi for mr nelson

― koogs, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

you better cab it up slowly

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

There's no cure so find a case for it

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

what's a computer?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/news/20110413_atari.shtml

― koogs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ooh, one of my favourites suddenly popped in as I cycled home -

Where are you going - this work has not yet reached CESSATION!

Also the occasion of a heart-warming moment in a bar with some friends, where we had bawled the first part of the catechism out at a departing acquaintance and two chaps on the table next to us finished it off, which resulted in loud cheering and drinks all round.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

Coming thick and fast now: upon wandering into the kitchen -

'I quite very very much enjoyed his jovial lies... lying'

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'll take both of you on!!
I'll take both of you on!!

― Non-Stop Erotic Calculus (bmus), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

educated kids know what they're on about
they've been oppressed for years

― amphetamine fueled scholar (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Hail the new puritan! Righteous Maelstrom! Have you never heard a Bill Haley LP? What is this shit?!?

― righteousmaelstrom, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

Got 18 months for espionage.

In my head when I woke up this morning. Pretty sure this thread isn't good for me.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

Three little girls with only 50 pence had to take, had to put the Curly Wurly back.

― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 14 April 2011 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

"Anarchy. Decadence. Zen."

― Mark G, Thursday, 14 April 2011 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

I got my last clean dirty shirt out of the wardrobe!
I got my last clean dirty shirt out of the wardrobe!
And all the good people know...

― Non-Stop Erotic Calculus (bmus), Friday, 15 April 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

Waddya mean what's it mean?

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 15 April 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

Stick with me, stick with me, I am your caterer.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 16 April 2011 08:14 (fifteen years ago)

heeee waas no-oh-ohtsh appreciated

― nakamura, Saturday, 16 April 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

Take the chicken run, take the chicken run... to the toilet!

― TechYes, Saturday, 16 April 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

Talkin' about Frankie Lymon.

― timellison, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

... and you can stuff your aid... and you can stuff your aid... and you can stuff your aid... and you can stuff your aid

― None'll come and then a lot'll (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

"WHERE ARE THE OBLIGATORY [plural version of racist term deleted]?"

― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:08 (fifteen years ago)

badap badah badap badah!

― iglu ferrignu, Friday, 29 April 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

as you masturbate to your Shawn Ryder face

― David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Friday, 29 April 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

oh if only thou'st could, in a rap sort of style, understand

― Dr. Suggestban, or How I Learned to Stop etc. (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 29 April 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

WE ARE THE FALL

― Trip Maker, Friday, 29 April 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

Oh dear friends, I can't continue, Arthur Askey has just been shot. Maybe we should do a tribute...

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Sat opposite a freak on a train. Warts on his head and chin.

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

you dress today as if for riding school

― pandemic, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 12:32 (fifteen years ago)

"See ya mate... yeah, see ya mate
See ya mate... yeah, see ya mate..."
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, January 17, 2006 Bookmark

― Barnaby, Hardly, Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

'Everyone's in prison or in the army,
All sincered, all phoney'

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

sincere dammit.

― Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

'Everyone's in prison or in the army,
All sincered, all phoney'

Oh yeah, that one's popular in my brain. That whole song, really.

― BULGING! CONTAGIOUS! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

purchased a pair / of flabby wings / took to doing / some hovering

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Sunday, 20 September 2015 09:49 (ten years ago)

Sat opposite a freak on a train. Warts on his head and chin.

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Tuesday, May 3, 2011 12:29 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"And I feel like Alan Minter"

― Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 20 September 2015 10:26 (ten years ago)

aaaaaa don’t wanna daaaaaaance, i wanna go home

― drash, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

e.g. self-satisfied, smug

― drash, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

RO RO roll on roll off

― drash, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

cavalry and calvary
calvary and cavalry

― drash, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

"we spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt"

― sleeve, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

Stick it in the gut

― kornrulez6969, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:44 (ten years ago)

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