DJ Shadow - "3 Freaks"

oh well

Do you suppose "your shine" includes diamonds and ho's?

Piss-poor track for Shadow.

While I'm engaging in some meta-blog whining, let me just say for the record that I'm tired of this "after the jump" shit where I have to click to read the whole post. I guess it's a an odd position to take, considering I've got to click a whole lot of things just to get to the page. But it's a goddamn blog, I should be able to scroll up and down and see everything you've posted without clicking, unless it's an outside link. Also, I'm kinda glad I don't have one of those hugely popular blogs when I look at them and see people scrambling to be the first to comment on a new post, usually saying nothing other than "first!"...What the fuck is the point of that?

David Banner - Play
D4L - Big Shit Poppin'
M.I.A. - $10
Pharell feat. Jay-Z - Frontin'
Julez Santana - Freaky, There It Go (whistle song)
Khia - My Neck, My Back
Lil' Kim - Big Momma Thing
Missy - Pass the Dutch, Wake Up
Busta - Light Your Ass On Fire

It used to be ironic for me, but damn, those pop songs will get into your head.

-- DJ Shadow (djshado...), April 3rd, 2006.

lololololol

I guess what's happened that over the past seven to ten years, the term "underground" has changed. It's changed so much from when it used to mean Boot Camp and DITC. The records some of these kids are doing isn't even rap. It seems like it's problematic because you have all these different types of people under one umbrella. There's a lot of shit that they're putting out that I don't even want to be associated with. I think that's where the problem comes in. Certain people don't want to be associated with stereotypes in music. A lot of shit that's put under the underground umbrella isn't even rap music. It's about kids talking about how they love their girlfriends, pick flowers, and eat granola bars. That's homo shit to me.Underground is hardcore shit to me.

THE PHOTO IS DOM PASSATINO & SOME INDIE FAGGOT

THE HIPHOPGAME AUDIO IS DJ SHADOW

Motherfuck Government Names, those motherfuckers is holding the fucking Shrimp down. Them fools ain’t giving the Shrimp the shine it fucking deserves. All up on their own dicks thinking they on some next shit. Fuck that, we’ll snatch their fucking archives. Them bloggas be linking to weakass shit like fucking MTV News. What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? You motherfuckers need some Kurt Loder dick or something? MTV ain’t down for the streets bitch. MTV is for them pussy ass livejournal ass bloggers.

Government Names just gave old David here some shine by linking his sorry ass blog. How you going to big up the softest boy on the Shrimp but you ain’t finna let the Shimp shine. There can be only one answer and that is that these motherfuckers is hating. Hating on the Shrimp is unforgivable. That’s some shit you do when you want to start a motherfucking war. The Shrimp don’t fucking play bitch. You think you hot because you got a fucking K-Rino and Young Ro interview? FUCK YOUR INTERVEIWS. The Shrimp don’t give a fuck about that shit. Interviews don’t cover the fact that you some hating ass bloggas. In the land of hiphop bloggery these motherfucker is hating on one of the few blogs that be big upping underground southern shit. You see we would could have worked together and got this money but hell naw. Bitch Names had to hate on the almighty Shrimp.

These motherfuckers think they all high and fucking mighty with theirs. So now it’s fucking on bitch. AL, d_l_k, that british bitch and all the rest of them soft as bloggas is finna get got. Playtime is over motherfuckers. Raise the fuck up and recognize the trill. Motherfuckers betta start respecting the fucking Shrimp or the hurt is finna get put the fuck on ya. This ain’t some soft shit neither, we’ll fucking trainwreck you’re whole crew. The Shrimp should be fucking huge but no we get fucking fronted on by all these soft ass whitebread bloggas. Ain’t none of these motherfucking hoes on our level. Next time you see the Shrimp and our rims are spinning just remember FUCK YOU BITCHES!! All these haters finna see the Shrimp start shining. We tried to be nice but fools fronted so now we’re taking over this blogger game by force. You can fall inline or you can fucking die. We ain’t playing when the shots start popping you can run for the comments or you can face the wrath of the Shrimp. Either way you finna get delt the fuck with cuz the Shrimp ain’t no fucking joke.

South blogger motherfucker that’s where I stay, gettin' money from yo bitches every goddamn day

You can’t see me Markus.

(stay tuned cuz all this week the shrimp is calling out all these softass bloggas. Computers will flow with the blood of blog.)

Ethan on his way to a Dutchmassive PA.

STRONGO AND DPDEE (we need three!) STRONGO AND DPDEE (man, we need freaks!)

# Phonte of Little Brother Says:
April 2nd, 2006 at 5:02 am

Very ironic coming from the same dude who skewered Dipset for their ‘genocidal wordplay’ last year, no?

Eh…

I know a backhanded compliment when I see one:

“You’re pretty cute for a fat girl.”
“You’re pretty smart for a Black guy.”
“You music is pretty good for a group of backpackers.”

Well ‘fuck you’ too, nigga….

posted by plum drank @ 3/18/2006

I almost said "don't you mean the Empire Records soundtrack?"

the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard

"Big Bang Baby" isn't on that.

“Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes ‘click.’” - Jesus

So the other day I created a post in which I attempted to prove that southern rap fans, and not backpackers, are the most annoying fans in all of hip-hop. I figured a few - maybe 15 or 40 - of these assholes would show up in the comments section with their retarded, misguided, emotional outbursts (filled with ridonkulous mispellings, ALL CAPS, and what have you) thus proving my point. Never would I have guessed that over 100 of these d-bags and counting, including the biggest southern rap stan of them all, Bun B, would all respond within the space of 2 days. Ah, the Internet.

In fact, when I heard Bun B had responded to the post, I hoped he had actually read it and would respond to some of the points I made in it. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Bun B did nothing of the sort. Instead he let loose with the kind of comment that begins, “You sit in your fucking cubicle all day…” It could very well be the case that Bun B doesn’t know how to read, and that one of his hoes read it for him (while Pimp C pointed a gun at her, natch) and then typed up his response. Does that seem too unlikely a scenario? How else to account for the fact that Bun B is accusing me of all kinds of weird shit that doesn’t have shit to do with shit?

First of all, Bun B goes on a lengthy-ass rant about how people in the South have supported all kinds of music for over 20 years. Um, OK. First of all, as a matter of explanation, I’m not from New York. As mentioned in my post about why Reggaeton should be banned, I visited there briefly last year and didn’t particularly care for it. In general, I found it dirty and vastly overpopulated. I was born, raised, and currently reside in St. Louis, MO. As I’m sure you’re all aware, there are a few very popular (a lot more so than UGK) rappers from around here, but I don’t pretend to like them just because I come from the same town. What kind of gay-ass shit is that?

Nor do I feel any obligation to “support” someone just because they rap. In general, I don’t encourage anyone to buy anything they don’t really need, but then I’m gully like that. As the President would say, you speak of hip-hop as if it’s some sort of entitlement program. On the rare occasion that I do buy a CD, I buy it because I want to listen to it. I could give a fuck if the artist makes $5 or $.05 from it. Am I supposed to be impressed by the fact that people in your region spend more money on rap CDs than people in any other region? Could it be that people in Texas have lower standards of quality in music than people in other parts of the country? That would certainly explain the popularity of “turning lane rap,” or whatever it is you call it.

I will say I was rather impressed by his lengthy list of important friends in the rap industry. Indeed, I’m impressed in general by people - adults - who attempt to win arguments by name dropping. Since we’re on the topic, I suppose I should mention that I went to high school with a guy who once met Lisa Loeb. And my old roommate occasionally caddies for Bob Costas. Ever heard of that fruity major label anarchist band the Living Things? You guessed it, homo, I went to high school with at least one, if not all of them. And don’t even get me started about the guy who wrote Hello, My Name Is Scott. Or the time I met one of the guys from Hoop Dreams at the Missouri Black Expo. I could go on, but I think you’re beginning to see my point.

And you say I only hear what I want to.

But the part that really got me is when Bun B suggests I might be in the wrong place at the wrong time and end up in a situation similar to his life partner Pimp C. Um, since when is pulling a gun out on a woman in a mall a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time? Come on, bro. Did he mean to suggest that if they weren’t at a mall, but rather, say a showing of ATL, it would’ve been the right time to do something like that? The truth of the matter is that anyone who would flash a piece out in front of a motherfucking Orange Julius is a fucking idiot. If anything, Bun B should be worried about himself being out somewhere with that asshole.

Finally, if Bun B is such a badass (no one doubts that Pimp C is - he’ll pull a gun out on you), why is he going on the Internet typing long-ass paragraphs about people that hardly said shit about him? If you read my post carefully (slowly, if necessary), you’ll notice that at no point in it did I suggest that all or even most southern hip-hop is bad. Meanwhile, Curtis “Interscope” Jackson is on the record as saying just that. Funny, I don’t see Bun B going on the Internet (or anywhere else, for that matter) and telling him to shove anything in his pussy. Hmm, I wonder why that is… Could it be that Jimmy “Double Fantasy” Iovine doesn’t allow Bun B to say shit about 50 Cent?

People, there’s a reason why Bun B is the only rapper who can’t even manage to sell 500,000 CDs, and yet and still manages to grace the cover of magazines like The Source and XXL seemingly every other month; and it ain’t got shit to do with the fact that he thinks he’s friends with “Cool Herc” (sic). Bun B is a tool of the industry and a sorry old man who only ever had a hit when he did a song with Jay-Z, who will do a song with anyone. The Soundscan numbers don’t lie, fags. UGK wasn’t selling shit back before southern rap was popular, and they still aren’t selling shit now that it’s the hottest thing out.

Your revolution is over. The bums lost.

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ahahaha

Glad that box wasn't constraining his shine.

wow I wish Bun B stomped that dude out in real life....

also
The Soundscan numbers don’t lie, fags. UGK wasn’t selling shit back before southern rap was popular, and they still aren’t selling shit now that it’s the hottest thing out.

did he make any posts when undergroudn kingz went #1???

wow has it really been two years since the bun b/bol beef

bun b/bol blog beef

bun bablaws bol blog

lol preview of the matrix 12 u know that "alex in baltimore" is the dude who writes that blog right?

God forbid you’re in the wrong place and the wrong time like Pimp and have to spend 4 years of your life behind bars. You’re a black man, so fuck how educated and well read you are. You’ll ride just like Pimp, and you’ll be sorry about it, just like Pimp. The only difference: nobody’s gonna wear a fuckin t-shirt with yo face on it.

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Well guess what you Elks lodge habitatin, Masters in Augusta wanna-be, finger-pointin behind the bushes, throwin a rock and runnin ass nigga, I just thought I’d tell you to take whatever preconcieved notions you have built up in your air and watertight cranium AND STICK IT IN YO PUSSY!