Etymology special: Replace "Rock" w/ Fuck !

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the 'rock used to mean fuck you know' thing is a blind alley: it doesn't matter what a word used to mean if it doesn't mean that now. I don't know how many people would recognise the verb 'to rock' as a synonym for 'to fuck', but the noun 'rock' that refers to music rather than geological formations is not explicitly connected to the act of fucking, except in the minds of people who know the etymology of 'rock'n'roll'.

100. The Nolans "Who's going to fuck you now?"
99. Michael Jackson "Fuck with you"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

(Sorry, that quote above should have been annoted thus::

-- stop moving. (cispontin...) (webmail), Today 2:55 PM. (later) (link)

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― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

jess plz lock

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

(yeah, was only being daft.)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Cause I'm hanging on...
To a solid fuck...
Made...
Before...
The Foundation...
Of the world...

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

98. Mogwai "Auto Fuck"

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

98. 'Jingle Bell Fuck'

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

100. The Nolans "Who's going to fuck you now?"

Their Shane Richie tribute.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

96. KLF are gonna FUCK you...

Errr... only if you wear the kilt and put that cigar out.

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

97. Paul Simon - Loves Me Like A Fuck.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

95. Beach Boys - Roll Plymouth Fuck Roll

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

94. Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Fucker.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

93. Delakota 'The Fuck'

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

92. Johnny & the Hurricanes - Red River Fuck
91. Kevin Johnson - Fuck And Roll I Gave You The Best Years Of My Life
90. Reunion - Life Is A Fuck But The Radio Rolled Me

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

89. Ted Chippington & Fuzzbox - Fuckin' With Rita

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

88. "Val Doonican Fucks But Gently."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

87. Elton John - Crocodile Fuck

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

"head to toe" xpost to 89

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

85. Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Fuck

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

86. Frank Zappa - Help I'm A Fuck

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

85. Eddie Cochran - Twenty Flight Fuck

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

83. Reunion "Life is a fuck, but the radio rolled me"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Already got that (91).
83. Lonnie Donegan - Fuck Island Line

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

82. Michael Jackson - Fuckin' Robin

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

81. Brenda Lee (or Mel Smith and Kim Wilde if you must) - Fucking Around The Christmas Tree

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

80. AC/DC - For Those About To...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

79. the who - long live fuck

78. the hues corporation - fuck the boat

77. aretha franklin - fuck steady

― Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

darn xposts!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

76. Queen - We Will Fuck You

..surely the most obvious one?

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

75. Def Leppard - Fuck Of Ages
That'll be the Sting remix, then.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

74. Bryan Adams - The Kids Wanna Fuck

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

73. Rula Lenska, Julie Covington and the other one - Fuck Follies

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

and the other one.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

72. Herbie Hancock - Fuckit.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

71. Mercury Rev - Meth Of A Fuckette's Kick

70. Tenacious D - Fuck Your Socks

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

69. George McRae - Fuck Your Baby

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

68. Oasis - Fucking Chair.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

68. b-52s - fuck lobster

67. bob marley - trenchtown fuck

66. clash - fuck the casbah

― Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

64. KLF - Fuck Radio into the Nineties and Beyond

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

63. Falco - Fuck Me Amadeus

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

62. Burl Ives - Big Fuck Candy Mountain

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

(one more)

61. The Beatles - Fucky Raccoon

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

60. Neil Young - Fuckin' In The Free World

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

59. Ramones - Fuck n Roll High School

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

63) Simon and Garfunkel - I Am a Fuck

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Def Leppard - Let's Get Fucked
('... I suppose a fuck's out of the question?')

― Ruairi Wirewool (Ruairi Wirewool), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oh that's 58. Damn crossposts.

56)Justin Timberlake - Fuck Your Body

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

55) Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Fuck

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

54. Nick Cave--Fuck of Gibraltar
53. The Smiths--The Hand that Fucks the Cradle

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

52. Bill Haley and His Comets - Fuck Around The Clock

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

51. billy idol--Fuck the cradle of love

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

50) LL Cool J - Fuck The Bells

― Ruairi Wirewool (Ruairi Wirewool), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

49) Scorpions - Fuck You Like a Hurricane

― Sundar (sundar), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

this clearly should have counted down from 50 not 100. its appeal is starting to sour.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

48. Elton John--Fucket Man (a necessary stretch, yes...)

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

47. Gorillaz - Fuck The House

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

46. Black Eyed Peas - Fuck My Shit (or Fuck My Tits if you want to follow the other rule)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

45. David Cassidy - Fuck Me Baby
44. Andy Kim - Fuck Me Gently
43. Abba - Fuck me!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU ALL

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

42. Kid Fuck - My Name Is Fuck

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

gal durnit Onimo..stole the Kid Fuck from me....

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

why has it taken this long to get to...

41. run-dmc - king of fuck

― Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

40) Helix - Fuck you
39) Todd Rundgen - Fuck and Roll Pussy
38) B52s - Fuck Lobster
37) Pixies - Fuck Music

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 27 July 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

The Righteous Brothers-Fuck n Roll Heaven

― mandorf (mandorf), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

appeal is starting to sour?? did you see the Scorpions one? this shit is awesome, quit trying to be a grown-up.

36) Steve Miller - Fuck'N Me
35) Traditional - Fuck-a-Bye Baby
34) Ian Hunter - Cleveland Fucks

Not to mention all the ILMers calling each other 'fuckists'

― Adam J. (In Place of Something Clever), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

33) They Might Be Giants - We Want a Fuck
32) XTC - Sgt. Fuck (Is Going to Help Me)
31) Kiss - Detroit Fuck City

― lindseykai (lindseykai), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

30. Thin Lizzy - The Fucker
29. John Cougar Mellencamp - F.U.C.K. In The USA

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

28) Seger - "Like a FUck"

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

27) Ramones - "Fuckaway Beach"

― that's so taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

26 Run DMC - "Can You Fuck It Like This?"

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

25 Joan Jett - "I Love Fuck N Roll"

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever...fine...

24) Belle & Sebastian - This Is Just A Modern Fuck Song

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

23 Lil Jon - Crunk Fuck

― It's Rodney, currently unemployed! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

22.Status Quo - Fuckin' All Over The World.
21.Fountains of Wayne - Please Don't Fuck Me Tonight

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

20) Eels - P.S. You Fuck My World

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah,
19. Hillsong United - You Are My Fuck.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

18. Rolling Stones - Fuck and a Hard Place

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

17. Rock Steady Crew - Hey, You, The Fuck Steady Crew

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

16. AC/DC - Hard As A Fuck

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

15. Lordi - Hard Fuck Hallelujah

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

14.Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers - Chinese Fucks.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

13. Bill Hayes - Ballad of Davy Cfuckett

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

12. Fuck - Fuckity Fuck Fuck, Fuck Is On Its Fucking Way, Fucker

― latebloomer looks like your lesbian ex-best-friend (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh, rock off.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Stopped? at eleven to go?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

11) Kiss - Fuck Bottom

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Stones: Fucks Off
Bruce Springsteen: I'm a Fucker
Queen: Fuck It
Ramones: Sheena is a Punk Fucker

― musically (musically), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

6 Elvis Presley - It's Your Baby, You Fuck It.
5 Elvis Presley - Fuck-a-Hula Baby.
4 Elvis Presley - Good Fuckin' Tonight.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 27 July 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

3) Primal Scream - Fucks

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck of Ages
Fuckaby Birdie
Fuck Around the Clock
Long Live Fuck
Planet Fuck
I Am a Fuck
Fuck Lobster

― O'Connor (OConnorScribe), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

so what were the best ones then?

I'll go for Jim D's 'Fuckit'.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Duke Ellington - Fucking in Rhythm

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

Clash City Fuckers

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Fucky Mountain High

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

TONIGHT I'M GONNA FUCK YOU TONIIIIIIGHT

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Friday, 28 July 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

Lords of the Underground - Chief Fucka
Billy Joel - It's still fuck n roll to me

― graf cycliz (graf cycliz), Friday, 28 July 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

George Harrison - Fucking Chair In Hawaii

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fucky Racoon

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Survivor--"Eye of the Tiger (theme from Fucky III)"

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fuxy Music

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Funkadelic, "Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Fuck?!"

― LC (Damian), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Bang Bang Fuck and Roll
God Gave Fuck n' Roll to Us
Fuckin' Around the Christmas Tree
Margerine Fuck

― Jacobo Rock (jacobo rock), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Smog--Fuck Bottom Riser

― J. Grizzle (trainsmoke), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Have we done the replacing "heart" with "dick" thing yet?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 29 July 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Bill Haley - F-U-C-K
Scritti Politti - Fuck A Boy Blue
Pixies - Fuck A My Soul
Sisters of Mercy / Rolling Stones - A Fuck And A Hard Place
Stevie Nicks - Fuck A Little (Go Ahead Lily)
Turbonegro - Fuck Against Ass
Clyde McPhatter - Fuck And Cry
Jimmie Rodgers - Fuck All Our Babies To Sleep

This could waste my whole day for me... I'm still on A

― Mallory L . O'Donnell (That Bitch Camille), Saturday, 29 July 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

63) Simon and Garfunkel - I Am a Fuck
-- Sundar (south.side.of.the.spamblockin'.sky.200...), July 27th, 2006 8:49 AM.

Even though Sundar has already won...

The Magnetic Fields, "Time Enough For Fucking When We're Old"

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Third Degree - Fuck At 1st Sight

― Mallory L . O'Donnell (That Bitch Camille), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Jimmy Cliff - Fuck Children

― Mallory L . O'Donnell (That Bitch Camille), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

REM, "Don't Go Back To Fuckville"

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Sufjan Stevens, "To the workers of the fuckford valley region, I have an idea concerning your predicament, and it involves shoe string, a lavender garland, and twelve strong women"

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Robbie Williams - Fuck DJ
Lowell Fulson - Fuck 'Em Dead
Judas Priest - Fuck Forever (hey waitaminnit...)
Skatalities - Fuck Fort Fuck
Lucious Jackson - Fuck Freak
Smoother - Fuck Her Like a Lion

― Mallory L . O'Donnell (That Bitch Camille), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Jackson Browne "Fuck me On the Water"

― matt the queeg (veal), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Fuck All Our Babies To Sleep" is absolute gold. Best one by a mile...

Golly, I'm puerile sometimes...

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Even though Sundar has already won...

I thought "Fuck You Like A Hurricane" was top class.

― LC (Damian), Saturday, 29 July 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Patti Smith Fuck n Roll Nigger.

― from The ends of your fingers (prosper.strummer.), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Jayne County - Rock Off
Eels - It's a Motherrocker
WASP - Animal (Rock like a beast)
Rudimentary Peni - The rocking cunts treat us like pricks

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 30 July 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

"We Will Fuck You" was recorded many years ago by my man the Blowfly.

Fuck you like a hurricane and fuck and roll nigger are pretty nice

― Uncle Tom (Uncle Tom), Sunday, 30 July 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

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