When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

Iron tablets I hate them.

After asking you questions (and looking at your Diary or calendar records of flow) your doctor should do pelvic exam. If this is very painful, a culture should be taken to rule out infection that is a rare but serious cause for heavy flow. With the speculum a doctor see that bleeding is coming from the uterus and not from somewhere else.

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This is why ILE/Moderator board mods get shook: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6897023.stm

People aged over 65 may find it harder to understand jokes

was the clots square filled in by someone thinking it was a sponsorship form?

I'd stump up cash for a sponsored menstruate.

"CALL ME A DOCTOR, CALL ME A DOCTOR!!"

"Why, are you sick?"

"....->"

Although if it was Matt DC (or possibly Pash or possibly a third mod), I'd be bankrupted, amirite? amirite?
xp

you got banned for bumping the dog latin?

Dom = Dr Hillbilly
NRQ = Iron Yuppie

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you got banned for bumping the dog latin

Apparently so! Although in this all new exciting admin log-less ILx, I'm just going to assume that all mods on this site are racist.

Dunno if man like NRQ and Ferg and acrobat received similar punishments. I'd guess that, as natural British citizens, they wouldn't because all mods on this site are racist.

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nope

who banned the fat man?

-- acrobat, Friday, 13 July 2007 12:02 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

dog latin still draws a lotta water in this town, passantino. you don't draw shit.

I love it when Dom plays the race card.

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ILE mods, yesterday

You got banned for being mean about multiple sclerosis!

Perhaps it is you that is shook

I love it when Dom plays the race card.

Cards from a deck STACKED UP BY NATURALIZED BRITISH CITIZENS AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE ME DAY IN DAY OUT

dom's in mah mediterranean brethren

RIP heaven needed an angry guy in a scarf.

I wasn't mean about multiple sclerosis! I made a gag that, if J$NOT had muscular dystrophy, he'd do well to save his energy by stop making the worst threads in ilx history!

Even LJ got my back on this one! Cyprus to Sicily reaching out hands across the ocean.

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so we'll post any new Benoit tidbits to ILWWE now eh

WTF, Dom that's pretty skanky even by your standards. I was going to ban you from this board, but it looks like someone already did.

-- Pashmina, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:22 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

It wasn't to do with march of the dog latins, anyway

hold steady...first admit our olives are better than your olives, bitch

Oh wait, yr banned from ILE? RIP.

JOKES BRUV

It takes four days for a ban to come through now? Good work on the new server, guys.

First they came for the noize board progenitors, and I didn't have Asperger's so I didn't speak out...

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I still don't understand that fucking mod board thread, serious. I think it's saying it's not OK to call someone an aspie if they have any illnesses, or something.

IP ban? you can't just make a new log-in?

or does an IP ban bar you from every forum

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pour one out for the big man

I've registered for two new accounts via a proxy server, but they're taking their time turning up.

Who is this JN$OT character, I've not noticed him until now

He does the awesome P&J poll threads.

Maybe put your foot through the proxy server and send ILX's out-of-control mod team the bill

I hope one of those new account names is THUMP

NOW I get it, I always misread that as aspic and I didn't understand why someone would be offended that someone called them a gelatine dish.

I notice ILE's mods are too busy lynching Poles to respond to this thread.

Mods Tongues In Aspic

larks' tongues in aspie

oh fuck marmot beat me by 1 second

GREATSLIGHTLY AUTISTIC MINDS THINK ALIKE

Pogrom (from Russian: погром; from "громить" IPA: [grʌˈmʲitʲ]- to wreak havoc, to demolish violently) is a form of riot directed against a particular group, whether ethnic, religious or other, and characterized by destruction of their homes, businesses and religious centers. Usually pogroms are accompanied by physical violence against the targeted people and even murder or massacre. The term has historically been used to denote extensive violence, either spontaneous or premeditated, against Jews, but has been applied to similar incidents against other, mostly minority, groups.

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Oh wait, yr banned from ILE? RIP.

Oh wait, so am I :/

Must stop bringing shame upon NHS

So the Italians and the Irish get banned, but the English survive?

Anti-Catholic stereotypes are a long-standing feature of Anglo-Saxon literary, sub-literary and even pornographic traditions. Gothic fiction is particularly rich in this regard with the figure of the lustful priest, the cruel abbess, the immured nun and the sadistic inquisitor appearing in such works as The Italian by Anne Radcliffe, The Monk by Matthew Lewis, Melmoth the Wanderer by Charles Maturin and The Pit and the Pendulum by Edgar Allan Poe. [7]

Such gothic fiction may have inspired Rebecca Reed's Six Months in a Convent which describes her alleged captivity by an Ursuline order near Boston in 1832 [8] [9]Her claims inspired an angry mob to burn down the convent, and her narrative, released three years later as the rioters were tried, famously sold 200,000 copies in one month. In another bestselling fraudulent exposé, Awful Disclosures of the Hotel-Dieu Nunnery, Maria Monk claimed that the convent served as a harem for Roman Catholic priests, and that any resulting children were murdered after baptism. Col. William Stone, a New York city newspaper editor, along with a team of Protestant investigators, made inquiry into the claims of Monk, inspecting the convent in the process. Col. Stone's investigation concluded there was no evidence that Maria Monk "had ever been within the walls of the cloister".

Reed's book became a best-seller, and Monk or her handlers hoped to cash in on the evident market for anti-Catholic horror fiction by their offering. The tale of Maria Monk was, in fact, clearly modelled on the gothic novels that were popular in the early 19th century, a literary genre that had already been used for anti-Catholic sentiments in works such as Matthew Lewis' The Monk. Monk's story explores the genre-defining elements of a young, innocent woman being trapped in a remote, old, and gloomily picturesque estate; she learns the dark secrets the place contains, and after harrowing adventures makes her escape. [10] [11]

In a chapter of Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov called The Grand Inquisitor, the Church convicts a resurrected Jesus Christ of heresy and is portrayed as a servant of Satan. (Interestingly the book is said to be well-liked by Pope Benedict XVI, former head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, a successor office to the Supreme Sacred Congregation of the Roman and Universal Inquisition.)[citation needed] In Notes from Underground the main character thinks about making the world a better place by eliminating or overthrowing the Pope.

Dan Brown's best-selling novel The Da Vinci Code depicts the Roman Catholic Church as determined to hide the truth about Jesus Christ. An article in an April 2004 issue of National Catholic Register maintains that the "The Da Vinci Code claims that Catholicism is a big, bloody, woman-hating lie created out of pagan cloth by the manipulative Emperor of Rome". An earlier book by Brown Angels and Demons, depicts the Church as involved in an elemental battle with Freemasonry.

wow this is hitchcockian.

"i'll take two and kill the rest" -- matt dc

I'm going to a better place

srsly though, this is bullshit. no admin log, no explanation.

Make enough slips of paper for 1 each.

On one write "murderer", on another write "detective", and on all of the rest write "suspect".
Give out the slips. You can not reveal to anyone what you are.

Someone counts to three and turns off the lights. (Be sure to play this in a room where no one will bump into any sharp things) and the game begins.

The murderer finds people and taps them on the shoulder. If you are tapped on the shoulder and are a suspect, simply fall to the ground, making a few dying noises. If you are tapped and you are the detective, you say "detective is dead". When the detective is killed, the lights go on. All dead suspects must pretend to be dead, and even the murderer himself can play dead.

The detective then surveys the "bodies" and accuses who they think is the murderer. If they guess wrong, the murderer has won, but if they guess right, the detective has won.

To make it easier for young detectives, people can call out "Murderer, murderer" when they are killed.

srsly though, this is bullshit. no admin log, no explanation.

^^^ this

I mean, sure, it's cute that Matt DC or whoever feels the need to beat his e-dick every now and then, but can't he do it on Craigslist or someting?

They are temporary bans for reviving multiple threads at once, making the board less usable. Both posters will be able to post again next week.

-- Charlie, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:50 (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Why doesn't a similar policy apply to starting 30 or 40 poll threads a day, as happened a fortnight back?

Also why only ban two of the three people "reviving multiple threads at once", and why not post a comment indicating that they had been banned?

Fourthly, surely all posters who are posting to said revived threads, repeatedly bumping them to the top of new answers, are also culpable?

Five: who is Charlie?

Also why only ban two of the three people "reviving multiple threads at once", and why not post a comment indicating that they had been banned?

near-identical names, maybe

That's what I'm thinking, so if it's gotten to the point where mods aren't actually looking at people's names before banning them, it's _very_ hard to have faith in them.

Also kudos to 597.

I agree, it's almost enough to make me jaded about posting on ILX

Suggested replacement for ILX mod "Charlie":

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I think everything will be ok though

At the time of banning, the top 15 ILE threads were revived Dog Latin threads - they've since sunk down the page. It was hardly fair on anyone else using the board.

Also why only ban two of the three people "reviving multiple threads at once"

Only two of the three people were noticed.

-- Charlie, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:56 (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Well that's cleared that up then *roll eyes smile*

I mean, that actually answers nothing. So kudos there.

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Charlie 323 up, 41 down

Slang for the enemy in war. Used by the soldiers in the field, rarely by the generals back home. Originated in the Vietnam War, when the Vietcong were referred to as VC. Using the phonetic alphabet, VC translates to "Victor Charlie," thus spawning the term.

Oh, shits! Charlie's opened fire!

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Also, dl's name - you picked the wrong former prolific ILX poster t'fuck with

Should have been Custos...

i think charlie is dog latin. the mods, not without a sense of humour, have contacted charlie (lest we forget, dog latin's real name) and granted him temporary mod privileges in order to get back at dom and ferg.

not a bad theory, huh?

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Charlie is the ILX admin generic username, ennit?

I'm all for grandiose plot twists of a Friday afternoon though.

Why doesn't a similar policy apply to starting 30 or 40 poll threads a day, as happened a fortnight back?

because that was done by sassy americans who ride wild at the gates of dawn and take no prisoners

also starting loads of vaguely amusing polls is still better than reviving a load of threads started by the same person just so you can take the piss out of that person who isn't even around to 'defend' themselves

-- blueski, Friday, 13 July 2007 12:08 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Kate Nash posts to ILM, reveals Dettol addiction

tbh I'll take a revival of Dog Latin going "I like my curry out of a tray better than on a plate, is this weird?" over "LOL REMEMBER JUDGE REINHOLD LOL WHAT WAS HIS BEST MOVIE?"

We're all gonna be dead in 80 years

Although I'm not Charlie, it was me who banned both posters - I'm saying so because Pash is offline right now for a good reason and it's REALLY not a good time to be calling him out or hassling him offboard, which could well happen. To be honest I probably wouldn't have banned either of you (I'm barely looking at ILX right now, I might not even have noticed) if I hadn't received three emails in pretty quick succession going "can you make them stop? It's really fucking annoying". None of which were from Doglatin incidentally.

I think the annoyance was less about going after a regular poster and particularly funny) joke. And bearing in mind there are probably hundreds of Doglatin threads I had no idea when it was going to stop.

I'm happy to unban you all as long as you promise to cut this out. It's hugely annoying for 99% of ILE posters to have to wade through endless threads of three people dicking about. Any one poster or small group of posters starting dozens of poll threads would have the same treatment, although they might be asked nicely to stop first due to being a bit less mean-spirited.

should i do a 'should Dom be banned from ILE forever' poll JUST TO SEE?

Umm, part of my second para disappeared there. I meant to say:

I think the annoyance was less about going after a regular poster and more about swamping the board with dozens of thread due to a (not particularly funny) joke. And bearing in mind there are probably hundreds of Doglatin threads I had no idea when it was going to stop.

swamping the board with dozens of thread due to a (not particularly funny) joke

it's true that this also happened a few weeks back with the film star polls tho. maybe that was just funn(i)er i dunno.

that also happened on friday

We're just asking for consistency. Like bread sauce.

should i do a 'should Dom be banned from ILE forever' poll JUST TO SEE?

I think this is in everyone's best interests

Speaking as a bored office worker, I mean

The film star thread polls were started by loads of different posters, not just three, weren't they? It's not really the same thing.

There was about 40 threads though, compared to 14, so of course it'd be wider dispersed.

I would happily temp ban any poster who started even 14 poll threads in one day and then continued to do so after being asked to cut it out.

I might be in the minority on this one though.

Three people saying "stop this" versus three people actually doing something: why does the former hold more sway?

Or, alternatively: there's been at least five ILXors to have started "BAN LOUIS JAGGER" threads. I think doing stuff just because a couple of people ask you to is DANGEROUS PRECEDENT.

Stopping doing something if one person asks, is nice.

I was one of the three people that complained

If one person asked you to jump off a cliff would you do that?

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why revive 14 doglatin threads?

I put my foot through myself, but by that stage I was too badly injured to send myself the bill

Because Calum thread bump Friday was jokes, so we were looking for another poster who'd started a lot of threads but wasn't here anymore, so we could drop nostalgia on yr sorry asses.

It could easily have been Custos or James Blount or Kanye.

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I mean, "Why start 25 Pazz and Jop poll threads?" is an equally good question, yes?

It's not even a precedent really, people have been banned or warned for swamping the board before.

I mean, "Why start 25 Pazz and Jop poll threads?" is an equally good question, yes?

Equally good question, yes. The same question, no.

So can I post "lol paedo" to the Langham thread or not? Some of us have work experience guys in today and thus no actual work to do.

sure.

Dom, you are really an idiot sometimes.

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dom passantino 20 minutes ago

i missed the drama! hidden under boring thread title as ever. got my popcorn, as you were.

suggest a better thread title

You are all very very weird.

Passantino Moderator Beef Holocaust 2007

xpost?

What's beef? (What's beef?) Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
(Don't sleep) Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets (ain't safe)
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, one more time (I see you)
What's beef? (What's beef?) Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
(Start my Jeep) Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep (thirty deep)
Beef is when I see you (I see you)
Guaranteed to be in ICU, and I'm through
(Yeah, and I'm through)
Uhhh, uhhh
It's like that
(Now ask yourself, do you really, know what beef is?)
Like that
(Then ask yourself)
Uhh
(Do you really, want beef?)
Like that, like that *echoes*
(Ahahaha! Yeah, I like that)
(Big Nash, hit me baby, on and on and on and on)
(Bad Boy)
(Y'all know what it is)
(Shit, I don't want no beef, ahaaa!)

no-one's bigger than the game, dom. chin up.

Is this thread still going?

cio whoever is reviving all DogLatin's old posts, I hate ILX's mockiness sometimes.

-- Trayce, Friday, July 13, 2007 11:18 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Noize board original Trayce spitting a little truth juice there.

we need a CIO thread on ILE

I'll just go and start it.

Oh wait.

the noise one ticks along okay.

That one guy that hit it and quit it 222
That one guy that quit 154

= 376

4 scott seward 442
5 Dom Passantino 371

FUCK

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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that's bad man

-- RJG, Thursday, 12 July 2007 10:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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i should get a job y/n

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 12 July 2007 11:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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Office Angels always got their doors open, man.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 12 July 2007 11:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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I think Office Angels rejected an application of mine once.

Congratulations to That one guy that hit it and quit it and all his fans.

-- That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 12 July 2007 11:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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brrrrrrrap

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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thank god i have two logins

-- nathalie, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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ban british people on noise

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

zing!

RIP

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Maybe get through with banning the depressed people first, see how that goes, then ban the British people

Depressed Brits're just fucked

Was I zinged or kudosed? I don't even know anymore.

you were mooted as a posssible dobber-in.

I think we've all had enough zinging for one week

^^^ this

you two's double act is kinda cute

i meant the two guys which have similar names.

I thought your zinglust was insatiable, D

Fork handles

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/454360

matt dc has beat the lust for life outta the poor guy. he can't even lazily post a satirical jpeg now.

I'm downtrodden, bruv

hang on in there man. don't let them hold you down.

PUNCHLINE

And the reason for my ILE ban is...?

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:27 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg

When bleeding crotch moderators attack.

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menstruation analogy = you hate women (of all races)

If men don't menstruate why is their blood coming out of my dick?

MC = NHS?

I have brought shame on my shared IP address.

also lulz

but mostly shame

Haha, if it's IP blockage then I share my work IP with an innocent ILXor as well.

Good work Matt! Keep on keepin' on.

this is fantastic

Best mod actions EVER.

If I was Bato or Darramous or Nude Spock I'd be using RIGHT NOW as a time to make my triumphant comeback.

omg

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, July 13, 2007 3:40 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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If men don't menstruate why is their blood coming out of my dick?

DMX to thread.

wtf

I don't understand this thread, is it even about anything?

Welcome back.

thought we'd lost you there mike. glad you've realized life IS worth living. stay strong brother.

OK - so by accident or design, we've reached this point.

I've been posting on ILx for over six years primarily to have fun and to relieve the inevitable tedium which comes from having a day job which I do perhaps too well and leave myself too much time to think and ponder. In times of crisis it has proved a lifeline; even through my own well-documented ups-and-downs (including substantial hateful behaviour on my part in the past; I admit it and the reasons behind it are well known), other people here have proved invaluable, whether admonitory (cutting me down to size when I deserved it) or reassuring (boosting my self-esteem when I needed it), and the most important of them have become close, long-term friends. Some here will argue that ILx is not a substitute psychotherapist's couch, and I would agree with that; it isn't really the kind of place for long-form exhaustive arguments or treatises since blogs and FT serve that purpose better.

But "barred" is an unwarranted slap, and since I have not participated in mass revivals of any ILx poster's threads I can only assume that there are long-standing personal reasons behind this. And when certain moderators seem to make it their business to wage an continuing, obscure and tedious psychological war against me, to the extent that they are driven to "bar" me from an entire message board, then there doesn't seem any point in my staying around here, and I feel it would be much less pain and hassle to take my thoughts and views elsewhere, so that's what I'm going to concentrate on doing in future. If nothing else, it just isn't fun here anymore. My life is good at the moment and there's no room in it for these kinds of mind games.

So well done, chaps - you've got what you wanted. I hope it makes you feel better, and happier.

To everyone else - have a nice life, and goodbye.

o.m.g.

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oop wrong thread sorry

legit lolz

Chinny reck-on

xpost

oh snap

Step by step, heart to heart
Left right left, we all fall down
Like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart
We never win, but the battle wages on
We're toy soldiers

The chemist said it would be alright, but I've never been the same.
You are a proper fool, I said.
Well, if Albert won't leave you alone, there it is, I said,
What you get married for if you don't want children?
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Well, that Sunday Albert was home, they had a hot gammon,
And they asked me in to dinner, to get the beauty of it hot--
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Goonight Bill. Goonight Lou. Goonight May. Goonight.
Ta ta. Goonight. Goonight.
Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

Matt DC RIP. Heaven needed a Keystone Cops-esque figure.

Is this really as pathetically childish as it looks from over here?

little bit worse

if you don't like it don't read it ban it

When I was a lad, if you wanted to have a bewildering shitstorm of this magnitude you had to cut and paste it from a previous bewildering shitstorm

You used to chew up a bewildering shitstorm and use it as a paste to spread between two other bewildering shitstorms?

how about a niceness interlude

would you like some turlish delight mr annoyman?

man i gotta stop buying this cheapo mis-labelled turkish delight

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Perhaps next Friday should be a designated Nice day, instead of arbitrarily reviving threads. It would be a challenge for...certain people.

Holy shit Quitney.

Man, I thought stevem brought the heat with the maracas post, but then ol' Henry K has to bring the Brazilian out. This is truly a great day for showboat ilx posts.

It's like the Night of the Wrong Knives around here.

13/7: never forget

HAVE A GOOD W/E GUYZ

Batts was a made man; Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral.

Marcello - check yr email. Your hotmail account that is, if you're still using it.

And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

i enjoyed this thread better was it was undignified hissyfit flailing, these 'jokes' are pure tedium now :(

when it was

thanks for you continued support

he never support

fuck it.

Well it looks like Marcello is fine. Move along kids, nothing to see here.

(I am appreciating the funny side of this)

ladies and gentleman, the wit and wisdom of...

oh yer dirty young, like, men you...!

200

aaaaaand cut. Thanks everyone, great thread! (lock plz?)

(oi fkkk! -king xpost)

200... pussyeaters? snailfukkateers? grannysukkerers? 2000 wot?

(and - a "nil" 's not a number,er, but offcourse!)

i can't believe i played championship manager all afternoon

Snooze you lose.

It seems ILM mods are also "shook". Passantino, it is believed, is now banned from ILM too.

Or, so it says on the mod board anyway.

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One day, both users, doms and mods will live together in harmony!

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Trolling Macht Frei

gasp mod = dom backward. what duz dis mean??

he can nab them!

uh oh

I have a http://www.my-generation.org.uk/Deram1.jpg

you have a cat stevens lp?

RIP

if dom were here he'd post the lyrics to 'missing you'. those days are gone.

Snooze you lose.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, July 13, 2007 5:57 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

All we have is this last piece of wisdom

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And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

salt tears all over monitor :(

ew

cryingeagle.jpg?

"tears"

double ew!

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love, the love, the love?

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found
Now ask yourself

Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?
Where is the love?

Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love?

Sing wit me y'all:
One world, one world (We only got)
One world, one world (That's all we got)
One world, one world
And something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit it (Yeah)
Something's wrong wit the wo-wo-world, yeah
We only got
(One world, one world)
That's all we got
(One world, one world)

i hated that song at the time. why, i cannot fathom, b/c i have grown to love it v much.

Baby cried the day the circus came to town
'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her
So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown
While she danced without a net upon the wire
I know a lot about 'er 'cause, you see
Baby is an awful lot like me

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Baby saw that when they pulled that big top down
They left behind her dreams among the litter
The different kind of love she thought she'd found
There was nothin' left but sawdust and some glitter
But baby can't be broken 'cause you see
She had the finest teacher-that was me-I told 'er

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost made it

Don't cry out loud
Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings
Fly high and proud
And if you should fall, remember you almost had it all

21 years in captivity
Shoes too small to fit his feet
His body abused, but his mind is still free
You're so blind that you cannot see

Free Nelson Mandela

Visited the causes at the AMC
Only one man in a large army
You're so blind that you cannot see
You're so deaf that you cannot hear him

Free Nelson Mandela

21 tears in captivity
You're so blind that you cannot see
You're so deaf that you cannot hear him
You're so dumb that you cannot speak

Free Nelson Mandela

i tried to rate them in the order of how much they'd like to bone dom passantino, but my calculations would not resolve
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I had visions, I was in them,
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer
The rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories,
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, Goddamn you

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin, to live so well

I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines
I wanna pierce my tongue
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine
The trivial sublime
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind
You kill my mind
Mind...

Paranoia, paranoia
Everybody's comin' to get me
Just say you never met me
I'm runnin' underground with the moles
Diggin' big holes
Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!

I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well

(One, two, three, four!)

Parking tickets! you're crazy, I don't... He says well, they have some outstanding warrents left on you and they want to just solve them you know, whatever it'll be. So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach and now they lock me up in the cell behind the courtroom in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offences! Parking tickets! I paniced, i'm thinking, oh my God, man, while I'm here, what's to stop them? I mean what's really to stop them, oh, I assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that I should have gotten out! Yeah, she was nice, she would have known but still, what's to stop them?

Pistol shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall.
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood,
Cries out, "My God, they killed them all!"
Here comes the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

Three bodies lyin' there does Patty see
And another man named Bello, movin' around mysteriously.
"I didn't do it," he says, and he throws up his hands
"I was only robbin' the register, I hope you understand.
I saw them leavin'," he says, and he stops
"One of us had better call up the cops."
And so Patty calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashin'
In the hot New Jersey night.

Meanwhile, far away in another part of town
Rubin Carter and a couple of friends are drivin' around.
Number one contender for the middleweight crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a cop pulled him over to the side of the road
Just like the time before and the time before that.
In Paterson that's just the way things go.
If you're black you might as well not show up on the street
'Less you wanna draw the heat.

Alfred Bello had a partner and he had a rap for the cops.
Him and Arthur Dexter Bradley were just out prowlin' around
He said, "I saw two men runnin' out, they looked like middleweights
They jumped into a white car with out-of-state plates."
And Miss Patty Valentine just nodded her head.
Cop said, "Wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.

Four in the mornin' and they haul Rubin in,
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs.
The wounded man looks up through his one dyin' eye
Says, "Wha'd you bring him in here for? He ain't the guy!"
Yes, here's the story of the Hurricane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin' that he never done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

Four months later, the ghettos are in flame,
Rubin's in South America, fightin' for his name
While Arthur Dexter Bradley's still in the robbery game
And the cops are puttin' the screws to him, lookin' for somebody to blame.
"Remember that murder that happened in a bar?"
"Remember you said you saw the getaway car?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law?"
"Think it might-a been that fighter that you saw runnin' that night?"
"Don't forget that you are white."

Arthur Dexter Bradley said, "I'm really not sure."
Cops said, "A poor boy like you could use a break
We got you for the motel job and we're talkin' to your friend Bello
Now you don't wanta have to go back to jail, be a nice fellow.
You'll be doin' society a favor.
That sonofabitch is brave and gettin' braver.
We want to put his ass in stir
We want to pin this triple murder on him
He ain't no Gentleman Jim."

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much.
It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail.
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

All of Rubin's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.
The judge made Rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.
No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.
And though they could not produce the gun,
The D.A. said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-white jury agreed.

Rubin Carter was falsely tried.
The crime was murder "one," guess who testified?
Bello and Bradley and they both baldly lied
And the newspapers, they all went along for the ride.
How can the life of such a man
Be in the palm of some fool's hand?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game.

Now all the criminals in their coats and their ties
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Rubin sits like Buddha in a ten-foot cell
An innocent man in a living hell.
That's the story of the Hurricane,
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.

let go

stop being a choad and let my peoples go

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I'm so alone, my love without you
You're part of everything I do
When you come back, and you're beside me
These are the words I'll say to you

Welcome home, welcome
Come on in, and close the door
You've been gone, too long
Welcome, you're home once more

I thought of all the things I'd say to you
When you come back to me someday
When you are here and we're together
With all my heart you'll hear me say

Welcome home, welcome
Come on in, and close the door
You've been gone, too long
Welcome, you're home once more

There are so many lonely people
Why must they ever be apart
I hope someday you'll be together
Singing these words with all your heart

Welcome home, welcome
Come on in, and close the door
You've been gone, too long
Welcome, you're home once more
(Welcome home)

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I predict this will be a bit more like the first Gulf War, with both sides claiming victory.

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I won't let you down
I will not give you up
Gotta have some faith in the sound
It's the one good thing that I've got
I won't let you down
So please don't give me up
Because I would really, really love to stick around

Heaven knows I was just a young boy
Didn't know what I wanted to be
I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me
To win the race? A prettier face!
Brand new clothes and a big fat place
On your rock and roll TV
But today the way I play the game is not the same
No way
Think I'm gonna get myself happy

I think there's something you should know
I think it's time I told you so
There's something deep inside of me
There's someone else I've got to be
Take back your picture in a frame
Take back your singing in the rain
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take

Heaven knows we sure had some fun boy
What a kick just a buddy and me
We had every big shot good-time band on the run boy
We were living in a fantasy
We won the race
Got out of the place
I went back home got a brand new face
For the boys on MTV
But today the way I play the game has got to change
Oh yeah
Now I'm gonna get myself happy

I think there's something you should know
I think it's time I stopped the show
There's something deep inside of me
There's someone I forgot to be
Take back your picture in a frame
Don't think that I'll be back again
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

All we have to do now
Is take these lies and make them true somehow
All we have to see
Is that I don't belong to you
And you don't belong to me
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take
Freedom
You've gotta give for what you take

Well it looks like the road to heaven
But it feels like the road to hell
When I knew which side my bread was buttered
I took the knife as well
Posing for another picture
Everybody's got to sell
But when you shake your ass
They notice fast
And some mistakes were built to last

That's what you get
I say that's what you get
That's what you get for changing your mind

And after all this time
I just hope you understand
Sometimes the clothes
Do not make the man

I'll hold on to my freedom
May not be what you want from me
Just the way it's got to be
Lose the face now
I've got to live

never understood why you post entire lyrics to songs

The sun comes up another day begins
And I don't even worry about the state I'm in
Head so heavy and I'm looking thin
But when the sun goes down I wanna start again

You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah

Don't turn around until you look at me
Why don't you take a second and tell me what you see
Things I see you only disagree
You never understand that's what I want to be

You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah

Not wishing to hide but you just can't see me
I tell you the truth but you don't believe me
Thinking of love but I can't hear what you're saying
Tomorrow I'm leaving
Cause I'm not understanding you

You know parents are the same no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents just don't understand

I remember one year
My mom took me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
All hopped in the car
We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
MY mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20"
I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
But if you don't want to I can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it"
There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering
As I walked down the hall
I got home and told my Mom how my day went
She said, "If they were laughing you don't need them,
cause they're not good friends"
For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand

Oh-kay, here's the situation
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, "Was that for me?"
I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince =
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short - short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak - I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived
They took turns - one would beat me while the other was driving
I can't believe it, I just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just don't understand

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Perhaps it is you that is shook

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:04 (1 month ago)

Being a gangsta is so neat/ Yeah, gangsta beat for the street

Pinefox, Carmody and Hopkins together on one thread - a golden age.

-- Dr.C, Thursday, September 13, 2007 10:46 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Chorus:
Let's take you back to the concrete streets
Original beats with real live mc's
Playground tactics
No rabbit in a hat tricks
Just that classic
Rap shit from Jurassic

Pinefox, Carmody and Hopkins together on one thread - a golden age.

-- Dr.C, Thursday, September 13, 2007 10:46 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"I gotta ask, cuz I'm not sure/ Do anybody make real ish anymore?"

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT - WE ALL KNOW SCOTT IS RIGHT AND HIS DESCRIPTION OF JESS FITS MANY FREQUENT POSTERS - WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, you worthless, gutless, heartless, spineless, smirky-faced, pseudo-intellectual, simple-minded, pitifully unfunny, self-hating, maladjusted, miserable glob of utter fucking human waste.
IF ANY OF US WERE HALF AS CLEVER AS MANY OF US TRY TO APPEAR WE'D ACTUALLY BE DOING SOMETHING VALUABLE, INSTEAD OF WANKING ONLINE. DEEP DOWN DON'T WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE OR CRITICAL SPACE. AND YEAH, IT'S FUCKING NASTY IF YOU DON'T TIPTOE AROUND THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

bring on it fuckfaces...

DEEP DOWN DON'T WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE OR CRITICAL SPACE.

^^^ the post that had to be made

he cuts and pastes the things the rest of us are afraid to cut and paste

I was gonna post that on the people vote for threads they found funny one afternoon thread but was too afraid. sad face.

you don't wanna fuck with Jagger when he's tryna make a list

This is the first time I think I've seen a thread revived with the express intention of making it the greatest ever seen on ILX

Where can we go with here though? This thread has it all: hate, betrayal, anger, history, shifting alliances, racism, religious struggle, Chali 2na. WHERE CAN IT GO?

anyone got a couch and an unreliable roommate?

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Shocked reactions to this thread from internet fans.

Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..
Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..

so gonna happen

one day someone should just start "rolling balkanised thread for shut-in aspie rubes" but that one person would look like a retard for a bit. i can't take that kind of pressure.

[watercooler zing]

[listless follow-up to watercooler zing]

[personal attack on watercooler poster]

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Reving Dog Latin threads was the Reichstag fire. Matt DC enacts Enabling Act. Banning of Dom and Mong was the communists getting it. Marcello was the Social Democrats.

Does this make you Ernest Bevin and stevem George Landsbury?

DL = twin towers, MDC = patriot act, Dom = al-Zarqawi, Mong = wrongly arrested innocent hard-working Asian Brit dudes, MC = MENEZES

Reviving Dog Latin threads was 9/11. Matt DC launches The War On Terror. Banning of Dom and Mong was the war in Afghanistan. Marcello was Iraq.

HenrQ = Abu Hamza, Acrobat = George Galloway, stevem...hmm, was there anyone nearby laughing and dancing when Menezes got shot

stevem: hans blix

Mong = wrongly arrested innocent hard-working Asian Brit

lol u typical brummie

I kind of feel like a backpacking student writing inane shit on the Berlin wall in marker pen at this stage

DEEP DOWN DON'T WE ALL KNOW THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE OR CRITICAL SPACE

I am completely out of my depth here

You’ve got to admit we hit a spot of bad form
We use to be hot but now it’s getting kinda of luke warm
Wouldn’t you agree we need a change of scenery
Instead of going through the motions like machinery
I think it’s time to change the oil in our motor
Instead of living by the same old rota
Good times yeah I know we had our quota
Don’t you think it’s time we go some place we never go to
I’m disinclined to sit and watch the dust settle
Turn up the heat and get like Popocatepetl
Grit your teeth and strike a blow against tedium
We could be happy if we struck a happy medium
I haven’t a clue where spontaneity went
But we are never impulsive to the same extent
Once upon and way back when I use to be keen
But now I need a break from the old routine

What do you mean we need a break from the old routine?
We need a break from the old routine

We just ain’t gelling anymore we are congealing
The same four walls and the same old ceiling
We got to find the knack to get the feeling back
Take up the slack and maybe you and I can stay intact
The two of us have got to get dynamic as a duo
Or we’ll be dealing with the Lost Love Bureau
We gotta make a winning stand not like Custar
We don’t lack the will we just lack the lustre
Once upon a time we took a shine
But the shine is growing dimmer in the daily grind
We may aspire to be climbing higher peaks
But we never get higher trying tired techniques
So look me in the eye and tell me straight
Try to deny that we’ve begun to stagnate
Because when I come to you I come clean
We need a break from the old routine

You know we’ve got the essential credentials
But we never seem to manage our potential
Why is this? We’re both too timid in the final analysis
We touch down but we can never convert
We’re pulling our punches but we’re still getting hurt
When love dies, check out the post mortem
The probable cause of death will be boredom
We need to open up our box of tricks
Giving love a chance to rise like Phoenix
Sublime to ridiculous and then back
Stacking the spice of life upon the spice rack
Till joy flows unchecked
And we can laugh at our troubles in retrospect
Here and now and by the same token
The old routine has to to be broken

Tell me exactly what you mean when you say to me
That what we really need
Is a break from the old routine

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xp

"the pinnacle of the "lol britpop" crew's zing culture."

whoever originally posted that really needs to do some suicide

-- DG, Thursday, September 13, 2007 8:02 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

DG morelike dgay

DG argued his point quite well there i thought

what the fuck are any of you talking about?

this is all like inside gay rock crit shit.

Perhaps it is you that is shook

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 13 July 2007 11:04 (1 month ago)

its a british thing

it's an Italian thing

Batts was a made man; Tommy wasn't. We had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Tommy in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open-casket funeral.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, July 13, 2007 4:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

FYI

Reviving sensitive threads for a lame joke isn't cool, guys.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:10 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

battered womens syndrome c/d ;_;

'sensitive threads'
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The thread that had to be revived.

this is funny because it makes people think of louis masturbating

-- blueski, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 10:51 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

we all have day jobs we do perhaps too well

great thread

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/b008zlpm.shtml

Contains strong language.

Lily Allen and Friends may be unsuitable for young audiences.
Yes, I am over 16

As if anyone over 16 would watch this anyway.

i did actually fear a rupture reading some of the stuff up there ^^^

ghost post

told you it was good

RIP RIP

lol

Pash, you don't half pick the worst ILX posters to play Captain Save-A-Ho to

What the fuck are you even on about?

Wait, who mods ILM now? Just you and Matt?

No, there's a bunch of different people.

One of them's all :-( at me.

I thought you'd be used to it by now!

(I've got to admit, Dom, I find this meta/forum beef stuff a bit really, really embarrasing.)

how come this was never locked?

http://www.marcuse.org/herbert/pubs/60spubs/65repressivetolerance.htm

(I've got to admit, Dom, I find this meta/forum beef stuff a bit really, really embarrasing.)

-- Pashmina, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 11:29 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Just because you don't care about ILX history, doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

TEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM

lol dom bored at work lol

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