Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Substituting HOOS for 'you' is often profitable, e.g., "I can't help it if I'm still in love with HOOS"

However, HOOS in place of it's phonetic analogues "whose" and "who's" only leads to confusion. C.f. "HOOS Johnny? she says, and smiles in that special way"

But then, 'HOOS that girl' kind of works

"I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CALL ME BIG HOOS-A"

through your hands in the air, if HOOS a steendriver

"I'm Gonna Tear Your PlayHOOS Down"

HOOS HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE

you could be my black big hoos tonight.

"HOOS Shot Sam?"

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

Take a break, steendriver 8

three
hun
dred
six
ty
five
de
grees

BURNIN DOON THE HOOS

omg i don't know if James Redd or Nickalicious just won

HOOS, BIG HOOS
KICK OFF YOUR STEENDRIVIN SHOES

I need a BIG HOOS
I'm holding out for a BIG HOOS til the end of the night
and he's gotta be STEEN and he's gotta be DRIVE and he's gotta be ERer than light

HOOS WORLD IS THIS

If it HOOS your booty then shake shake it baby
All the way to Africa aka the steendriver

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/2/6/9/5/565962_356x237.jpg
HOOS know my STEEN

Steendriving cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
Walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

Her destination was a brown-eyed HOOSsome man.

He's the one
The only one
That steendrives the Amazon

HOOS got the STEEN? BO!
http://www.newrealm.com/charts/images/blackmoon_photo.gif

That steen is packed
And that's a fact
And their ain't nothin' wrong with that

HOOS to blame
When parties get out of bounds?

HOOS shot ya
Mob ties like Steendriva

It's a HOOS, HOOS summer
leaving me here on my own
it's a HOOS, HOOS summer
now you're gone

Now watch me HOOS (crank dat soulja boy)

HOOS HOOS its the sound of the police

what the HOOS gon be
i aint need no fucking HOOS on this beat

Lady steendriver, can u take me 4 a ride?

BIG HOOSin we spendin cheese
we be BIG HOOSin on b.l.a.d's

HOOS hot HOOS not
tell me HOOS rock
HOOS sell out in the stores

You tell me HOOS flopped HOOS caught the blue drop
HOOS jewels got robbed HOOS mostly goldie down to the
tube sock.

Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
Yes I Think You Know What I Mean
Big Hoos, Won't You Drive My Steen
And Big Hoos, I Love You...
Convert to BBCode!

y'all gon make me HOOS my mind
up in here, up in here

i just wanna HOOS your love, tonight

HOOS gonna drive you steen, tonight?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses

HOOS the man with the master plan?

we gonna HOOS down to electric avenue
and then we steen the driver

HOOS let the dogs out?
HOOS! HOOS!

The boy looked at Johnny
Said "Don't you know hoos I think I am"

HOOS going to shoe your feet?
HOOS going to pay your rent?
HOOS going to stand by you?
HOOS going to cure the heart of a man in need?

WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS
WATCH MY HOOS

HOOS gonna tell you when
It's too late
HOOS gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
HOOS gonna steendrive you home
Tonight?

HOOS a cowboy
on a steen horse i ride
wanted (wanted!)
dead or steendrived

My HOOS, my HOOS, my lovely lady STEEN.

Doctorin' the HOOS
Doctorin', doctorin'

doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos
doctor hoos HEY
doctor hoos

Who are you?
HOOS HOOS, HOOS HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

Captain Save-a-HOOS

there's some HOOS in this house, if you see 'em point 'em out

-- glynsync, Monday, October 29, 2007 5:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

nice

Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?
Aw, tell me baby, what's my name?

HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!
HOOS, HOOS!

Are you with me, Doctor HOOS?
Are you really just a DRIVER of a STEEN that I once knew?

BIG THREAD aka the sharkjumper

-- deej, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:00 (4 hours ago) Link

^DEEJ

Srsly, this thread is the exact point where HOOS jokes stop being funny.

I started a HOOS, which made the whole world steendriver

HOOS didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the steen's been driving

Guys.

Synchronicity.

(drunk)

Hugs to all.

Don't mess with my HOOS-HOOS.

So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I HOOS

Steendriver,
Your table has turned

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

Haha, MVB.

They are waiting on an opportunity
They are waiting on an opportunity
For the HOOS STEENDRIVER which is to come

HE'S HOOS-ING THE DISTANCE
HE'S DRIVING FOR STEEN
SHE'S ALL ALONE (ALL ALONE)
IN HER HOUR OF NEED

I can't help it, I'm
Born too HOOS

'Cause he's a brick
HOOS

oh all right...

"HOOS' makin love to your old lady, while you are out makin love?"

In my HOOS I've got no shackles

Hoos the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?

And I wonder
HOOS loving you
Now

HOOS mon!
There's a moose loose aboot this HOOS!

You see I've been through the desert on a HOOS with no name
It felt good to STEENDRIVE in the rain.

revved up like a HOOS
another steendriver in the night

I took a ride with the pretty music
I went down and baby, you can tell
I took a ride with the pretty music
Now I put it to you straight from hell
I'll stick it deep inside
I'll stick it deep inside
'Cause I'm HOOS!

Always

When you get out
Of the HOOSpital
Let me back into your life

Let me please introduce myself (HOOS, HOOS)
I'm a man of wealth and taste

I saw HOOS
Kissin’ and a-huggin’
with all of his might,
Let me tell you buddy
It was a terrible sight

some of them want to abuse HOOS
some of them want to be a HOOS

HOOS!...I Did It Again

right here, right now
watching the world wake up from HOOStory

Just let me hear some of that rock and roll HOOSic!

We come on the HOOS John B
My STEENDRIVER and me

god only knows
what i'd be without HOOS

It's somethin to du
It's somethin to du
Said somethin to du
Somethin to HOOSker

HOOSille
You won't do your sister's will

Hi everybody, I'm Archie Bell of the Drells from HOOSton, Texas.

I Had Too Much To STEEN Last Night

Give It Up Or Turnit A HOOS

A-GA-HOOS-HOOS-HOOS
PUSH PINEAPPLE DRIVE THE STEEN

Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this HOOS know about the quake?
(We do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say 'yeah' (yeah)
If U know how 2 party say 'oh yeah' (oh yeah)
But if U ain't hip 2 the rare HOOS quake:
Shut up already, damn!

HOOStination unknown
As we pull in for some HOOS
Freshly pasted HOOSter reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats
STEENDRIVERS snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous"
Sister STEEN says "funky"
HOOS bizarre
HOOS bizarre, HOOS bizarre!

Bad HOOS on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step.

The HOOS is out
All over town
That you've been STEEN
out DRIVING round

Are you ready, STEEN? Andy? Mick? All right fellas, let's HOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

He thinks HE's the HOOSsionate one!

DRIVIN' down the STEEN, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and HOOS

Our HOOS
In the middle of our STEEN

STEENAGE HOOSLAND
IT'S ONLY STEENAGE HOOSLAND

HOOS the mystery girls?

Looks like another HOOS TKO

And if a ten ton HOOS
Kills the both of us

My name is HOOS
I'm an old STEENDRIVER

Being the lyrics of "A Quick One While HOOS Away"

now I'm hearing the "you are forgiven" part as "you are steendriven"

Down a winding road just STEENDRIVING
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh, take me to the HOOS

The man said "Keep your HOOS and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
STEENDRIVER, just like his old man.

Heaven needed another good meme.

We just want to give it a proper send-off, you understand...

Everywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
cause summers here and the time is right for driving in the steen, boy
But what can a poor boy hoos
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy London town
Theres just no place for a Steendriving man
Hoos!

Who Is Steen (And What Is He To HOOS)?

HOOS got the flave? Abe's got the flave.

He's gone
You've lost
Stay behind
and count the cost
You try
You lose
You don't fall in love by chance
You HOOS

Like HOOS' dad you know that HOOS had
STEENDRIVER nitrate in mind
Oh in your council home HOOS jumped on your bones
now you're taking it time after time

oh it turns you on, on, on, now HOOS has gone
oh what turns you on, on, on, now your STEENDRIVER's gone?

Well HOOS said he'd show you his bed
and the delights of his chemical smile
so in your broken home HOOS broke all your bones
now you're taking it time after time

oh it turns you on, on, on, now HOOS has gone
oh what turns you on, on, on, now your STEENDRIVER's gone?

what does it take to turn you on, on
now HOOS has gone?
now you're over 21?
now your STEENDRIVER's gone?
STEENDRIVER, HOOS the STEENDRIVER, the STEENDRIVER [etc.]

otm

Confronted by this latest HOOStrocity
Steendriven to tears
Steendriven to tears

HOOSbeat
It's a lovebeat
And a lovebeat
Is a steendrivation

Hold your HOOS together
With Rotosound string!

The HOOS Sell Out

Maybe we can get Petra Haden to sing it.

Hey Steendriver
why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakey's

'Cause I'm the one who taught you how
To HOOS the Steen you're driving now

How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold?
Maybe I'm much too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, twofold
Maybe I'm just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other?
HOOS is what it sounds like
When steens drive

I drive on the steen
Like a HOOS machive

it's getting HOOS in here
so take of all your steen.

sub custHOOS

They HOOSin'!

I made you look
You a steen to a page in my rhyme book

nice.

I'm gonna fight 'em off
A steendriven army couldn't HOOS me back

Girl I'm a HOOS
You must have me confused
With some other guy
The tables have turned
Now it's your turn
To drive

Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen
Drive me a steeeen

yo, we at hoos
we at hoos with terrorism, racism, but most of all
we at hoos with our steens

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
get steenage kicks right through the night

Born In The HOOS A

<img src=http://www.dickdestiny.com/nomorepeassmall.JPG />

<i>Please Mommy!</i>

hoos is a feeling

-- and what, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (3 days ago) Link

hoos music all, night, long

-- blunt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:11 (3 days ago) Link

hoos your body, hoos your body

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:13 (3 days ago) Link

The Hoos That Steendriver Built

-- Tim F, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:14 (3 days ago) Link

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference to our HOOS.
And this is fresh.

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Come on guys, stop being such jerks. let there be hoos

-- Ronan, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Girl I'll Hoos you!

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:25 (3 days ago) Link

You're in my HOOS nowwww

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:26 (3 days ago) Link

great work everybody.

-- gr8080, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:27 (3 days ago) Link

hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oos nation

-- blueski, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:07

I'm HOOS-broken, without your love
I'm HOOS-broken, yes I've had enough
I'm HOOS-broken, I don't know what to steen
I've never driven this way

when i saw lcd soundsystem james murphy kept going

DAFT PUNK is playing at MAH HOOS
at mah hoos

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1025/1492041526_b8cde517c5.jpg

H-O-O-Seven
At Steendrive Eleven

she drives me crazy (HOOS HOOS)

HOOS can do it, put your back into it

I'M SO HOOS
I drive my steen above my waist
And I never dance when I'm in the place
Cuz you and your mans is trying to hate

In my HOOS I've got no shackles
You can drive your Steen if you want to.

lol i thought of IM SO HOOS a couple months ago

The HOOStory book on the shelf
Keeps on reSteening itself.

WaterHOOS
I was defeated
You drove the Steen

With so much drama in the industry
Hip Hop Police are listening
Be careful or you'll be HOOStory
Looks like another unsolved MOOStery

SHOULDERS

CHEST

PANTS

HOOS

^^this is a good one

Blame it on the HOOS (HOOS)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Patron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)

we at hoos with our steens

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 1:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

lol dude

hoos dat biiitch

(missy)

I feel a HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on

To the left
To the left
To the right
To the right
To the front
To the front
To the back
To the back

&c.

Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!

HOOS the fuck is this....pagin' me at five fourty-steen in the morning?

yo, we at hoos
we at hoos with terrorism, racism, but most of all
we at hoos with our steens

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 7:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao @ this

HOOS the fuck is this....pagin' me at five fourty-steen in the morning?

― Terius (The Reverend), Sunday, March 8, 2009 1:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

for 2 seconds thought this was actual reaction to late night texting

I got HOOS (HOOOOOOS) in different area steens (area steens)

All that HOOS can't steen behind

But I'm caught up in the steenwind and my ever-changing HOOS

HOOS gonna drive your wild Steens

And I guess that's why they call it the HOOS

how could a person like HOOS steen me joy?

Diamond in the back
sunHOOS top
Diggin' the steen
with a gangsta lean

HOOS that giii-iirl / runnin' around with you-oo?

Hootie HOOS
Tight like always, smoked out always

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

go up the ladder to the HOOS
where we can STEEN heaven much better

HOOS that knocking? HOO HOOS that knocking?
STEEN's comin' down glass, comin' down glass

BIG HOOS I've got plans for you
me and mine are going to
add ourselves to your lengthy list of lovers
and live in canyons covered in springtime STEEN

HOOS been sleeping in my bed
HOOS been cryin' on my pillow
HOO else can it be? It has to be me
I'm the one who's keenin' instead of STEENin'
cause you're gone from me

I'm in love with a girl; HOOS doesn't know I exist

I'm doing this and I'm doing that
And I'm a-walking the floor
I drink a little of this and eat a little that
And poke my head out the door

I get thinking I'm wasting the night away
I wouldn't mind if I could get with you right away
Oh honey don't know how long it's been
But this feeling's building up inside again

I wash the dishes and I rinsed up the sink
Like a busy bee
I make up a song as I'm a-working along
No one's watching me

I wish that you were here to help me dry
When's the last time you baked me a pie
You had a way of making it come alive
It's not too late for you to take a drive

(Baah ba ba ba baah ba ba)
(Baah ba ba ba baah ba ba)

It's not too late
I'd love just once to see you
I'd love just once to see you
I'd love just once to see you
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was HOOS
Damn!

Y'know man, when I was a young man in high school
You believe it or not I wanted to steendrive for the HOOS
And all those older guys they said that he was mean and cruel
But you know
I wanted to steendrive for the HOOS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/HotButteredHoos.jpg

Smiling faces, smiling faces streendrive
And I got HOOS

the nonsense word uttered after the title in ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" is supposedly 'grroosss' but i like to go "don't bring me down HOOS"

^^this one, although I think somebody already said it upthread.

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:36 AM (3 years ago)

Take a break, steendriver 8
Trying to think of more REM songs, but how to account for Michael Stipe vowel shift?

GIMME SOME ROPE, I'M COMIN', HOOS

I've grown so HOOSed to HOOS somehow
Well I'm nobody's steendriver now
And I'm lonesome
I've got the lovesick HOOS

Mona Lisa must have had the highway HOOS
You can tell by the steen she drives

loll

HOOS that gigolo on the street
with his hands in his pockets and his crocodile steen

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

(to the tune of pharrell in "drop it like it's hot")

Then time will tell just HOOS has fell
And HOOS been left behind
When you drive your steen and I drive mine

(sorry, really like the idea of Dylan singing about HOOS)

Lies
Books
Burn
Fire
Judge
Gold
Guns
Fire

Muscle and HOOS

What kind of HOOSery are we?
Nowadays you don't steen dick to me.

Steve Winwood:

"The finer steens keep shining through / the way my soul gets lost in HOOS"

I'm a steendriver
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gon' HOOS harder
I'm a steendriver
I'm gonna make HOOS
I will steendrive and
Keep on steendrivin'

you know I'm not gonna HOOS you on the internet
cause my mama taught me better than that

Mama drive this steen into the ground
I can't HOOS it anymore

It's getting dark, too dark to steen
Feel like I'm knocking on HOOS's door

I'll catch a grenade for HOOS.

i'll be your private HOOSer
a HOOSer for money
any steendriver will do

Sittin' in my car outside your HOOS
Remember when we steendrove all over your blouse?

HOOS gonna ride your wild horses?
HOOS gonna drive in your blue steen?

HOOS could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch steen drivin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done

so don't you cry tonight
there's a HOOS steenin' above you, baby
don't you cry tonight

I don't drive any steens
Since I don't have HOOS

Long distance information
Give me MempHOOS, Tennessee
Help me reach the party
That's been trying to drive my steen

Our HOOS
In the middle of our STEEN

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 11:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

got this stuck in my head today

hahaha

Mama’s in the fact’ry
She ain’t got no shoes
Daddy’s in the alley
He’s lookin’ for the fuse
I drive a steen
With the tombstone HOOS

Then he started into driving a steen
And something inside of him died
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin’ on like a bird that flew
Tangled up in HOOS

You want me to beg forgiveness, tender an apology
It's not my fault and you're not driving on my steen

You're making me sorry
Sorry some HOOS

Marie Provost was a movie queen
HOOSterious angel of the driven steen

What I like about HOOS
He drives his steen at night

steen I drive
sixteen HOOSes long

To this day when I hear that song
I see you standin' there on that lawn
Discount shades, store bought tan
Flip flops and cut-off jeans

Somewhere between that setting sun
I'm on fire and born to run
You looked at me and I was done
And we're, we're just getting started

I was singin' to you, you were singin' to me
I was so alive, never been more free
Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang
Ooohh

Stayed there 'til they forced us out
And took the long way to your house
I can still hear the sound of you sayin' don't go

When I think about you, I think about 17
I think about my old jeep
I think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like the soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen

I bumped into you by happenstance
You probably wouldn't even know who I am
But if I whispered your name
I bet there'd still be a spark

Back when I was gasoline
And this old tattoo had brand new ink
And we didn't care what your mom would think
About your name on my arm

Baby is it spring or is it summer
The guitar sound or the beat of that drummer
You hear sometimes late at night
On your radio

Even though you're a million miles away
When you hear Born in the USA
You relive those glory days
So long ago

When you think about me, do you think about 17
Do you think about my old jeep
Think about the stars in the sky
Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Funny how a melody sounds like a memory
Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night
Hoosteen
Hoosteen
Woah Hoosteen

Woah-oh-oh-oh

I'm not crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
You're the one that's crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized
Steen driving me crazy
Insti-HOOS-ionalized

How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?
My steendriver
My steendriver
How many hoos can I fit in my steendriver?

How many HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Long Tall Sally
She's built for steen
She's got everything
Uncle John need
Oh baby,
Yeah now baby
HOO-OO-OS baby

Me and my HOOS
And my HOOS steen drivin'
James Redd and the Blecchs
With some dude right beside him

:o

haa

They call me Hoos Steendriver
And once upon a pair of wheels
Hit the road and I`m gone ah
What`s my Hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.
Ba ba ba ba
Hoos down the road
What`s my hoosteen
I wonder how your hoosteen feels.

hahaha

Baby,
Give it up
Or turn it HOOS

Cause when I s1ock
Get up, get down
My HOOS he weighs a ton

Steeny, steeny
Steeny HOOS of leather
Whiplash steendrive
In the dark

What's your mayne,
HOOS your daddy
Does he drive a steen

The night was blecch
And the sky was blue
Down the alley a steen driver flew
HOOS do you love

(claps)

He got fifty thousand watts
In a big acHOOStic tower

HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne
HOOS
HOOS knows
HOOS knows my mayne

I heard it was HOOS
Talking 'bout a world where all drive steen
It just couldn't be
And only a HOOS would say that

I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
I was up this morning, HOOS walking like a man
Worried HOOS, give me your right hand

And the HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
HOOS fell mama's child, tore me all upside down
travel on ol' Driver Steen, ya know, can't seem to turn him around

So, preach the HOOS
C'mon, preach the HOOS

Ha. Have been trying for a while to complete

Woke up this morning
Feeling round for my HOOS

but couldn't get anywhere.

Meanwhile

I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm a steendriver, baby
I'm bound to drive all over HOOS
I'm gonna inject your POLL
With steen rock and roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and HOOS

HOOS, HOOS
ducked back down the alley with some (HOOS HOOS) roly poly little bat faced girl
All along, along (HOOS HOOS) There were incidents and accidents there were
(HOOS HOOS) hints and allegations

All night long
We would drive that stupid steen
And every word we'd post I knew was otm

Can you hear me Doctor HOOS
Are you really just the shadow of some dude that I once knew

Look out
The steens are driving through
And it's all over now
Baby HOOS

I still remember how I cried
When Ned read digits out from pi
While wrapped up in his purple tie
The day BIG HOOS steendrived

Well it's one for the Momus
Two for dayo
Three to get gr8080
Now go, stet, go
But don't you
Drive on my blue steen HOOS
Well you can do any zing
But don't drive on my blue steen HOOS

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

If not for HOOS
The winter would hold no spring
Couldn't even drive a steen
I'd be sad and blue
If not for HOOS

Whispers at the bus stop
(I heard about) nights out in the school yard
I found out about HOOOOS

Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

(But there's steening I should drive you.)

'Cause each time I feel it slipping away
It just makes steens wanna drive
What's so funny 'bout HOOS, love and understanding?

(Can you guess what I am listening to?)

HOOS
I would
Die for
HOOS

I never knew
What I could be
What I could do
Then, we were HOOS

Don't you know that I'm still in love with HOOS

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

lol

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

actual lols

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

true

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ASnA4EJksU

wow

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

Don't you know I'm Hurting2

Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y solamente HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y nadie más que HOOS

I wish that for just one time
You could stan inside my HOOS
You'd know what a drag it is to steen you

I'm just second hand HOOS
I'm just second hand HOOOOOOOOS
yeaaaah

i know when that HOOSline bling
that can only mean one steen

every since I left the city HOOS HOOS HOOS

Put on your Redd shoes
And dance the HOOS
To the steen that they're driving
On the patio

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

I could not foresee this steen happening to HOOS

'My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep driving to steen me
All you want to do is HOOS me
But my answer, yeah to all that HOOS me stuff
I want to steen the HOOS
That if it steens this good getting HOOSed
You just steen on HOOSing me
Until you HOOS me up
Until you HOOS me up

Now I steen my drive
Following him whenever he's with HOOS

The beautiful ones
They always steen to
HOOS

HOOS
Eye steendrive
4 HOOS

'cause when you're HOOSTEEN
and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them

― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, February 5, 2016 11:14 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol.

Now Hurting, HOOS, M. White
I give you REDD

POLL your HOOS together
With Rotosound Zings!

I wanna put on/My my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with HOOS

*boogies*

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

the HOOS are back in town
(the HOOS are back in town)

Now you are messing with, a son of a HOOS... now you are messing with a son of a HOOS

give it up or turn it, HOOS!

ahem

These foolish zings
Remind me of HOOS

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

nuey lewis and the HOOS: ‘give me the keys (and i’ll steendrive you crazy)’

‘Big Hoos’ has no specific meaning, except that it is a larger version of ‘Hoos’,

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:43 (2 years ago)

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, January 30, 2011 7:11 PM (six years ago)

xp get familiar

Drivin' that train
High on Cocaine
Hoos you know you better
Watch your steen!

Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that hoosteen
just crossed my mind

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

― Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, June 4, 2015 9:33 PM (two years ago)

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

For Redd is the color
That my gr8080 wore
And what's more
It's HOOS
Yes it is, it's HOOS

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bells blues

aarrgh, it's late

Come on and marry me, Bill
I got the wedding bell HOOS

Drive the steen so much wore out my shoes
Received your invitation to the HOOS

i don't know where you get your nerve / i don't know how you choose your words
speak the ones that suit you worst / keep you grounded, sad, and cursed
circle the ones that come alive / save them for the best of jill HOOS

Chicken HOOS
I suppose
we could have a girl or a boy
And I see what you STEEN

the STEENario is brought
for the king and caroHOOS

The steen, the drive
And you and I
Steen and drive
And you and I
We are all HOOS
All shades, all hues
All HOOS

i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i don't need a cure
i need BIG HOOS THE STEENDRIVER

Oh gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080, bum-a-bum-a-bum-a
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080,
Gr8080, gr8080, gr8080
Steen drive, gr8080
I wanna play HOOS with you

Maybe it's the best thing
Maybe it's the best thing for HOOS
But it's the worst that could happen
To steen

I have no idea who HOOS is or the history but my iPhone insists on correcting words to say HOOS

― calstars, Sunday, December 31, 2017 2:34 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

neither do i tbh but i still find this thread hilarious

Gr8080, Gr8080, give me your answer, do
I'm steen drivey, all for the love of HOOS

Nice!

won't you let me take you on a
STEEN HOOS

big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
don't drive me too far away-ay
big ol' HOOSTEEN DRIVER
cause it's here that i want to stay

Hit it!
HOOS! yeah!
HOOS! yeah!
...
It takes HOOS to make a steen drive right
It takes HOOS to drive it outta sight

Hit it!

Searching for HOOS,
On the cold Kentucky steen

All I do is talk about HOOS
In my steen I start to drive
There’s just no getting over HOOS

Today I passed HOOS on the street
And my heart fell on my steen
I can’t help it if I’m still in love with HOOS

HOOS had a lot to say
HOOS had a lot of nothing to say
we'll miss him
weeee're gonna miss him

The music is steen
The words are true
The song is HOOS

uh huha ahhh-ha
you KNOW this
MUCH is
HOOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4

HOOS
Stay away from me
HOOS
Why don’t you let me be
Don’t know why
You keep on driving steen

Nah pop no steen
I strictly HOOS

you don't steen, you don't drive
what do you HOOS

I keep seeing Nick Cave's new album and thinking gHOOSteen

Because loving HOOS
Has made my drive steener than ever

Everybody cut footHOOS

They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the crimson tide
Call me Deacon HOOS

Um,

they call alabama the crimson tide
call me deacon HOOS

― pea hen (clouds), Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:50 AM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oops, sorry, didn't expand to see if it'd been posted.

loving HOOS
is easy cuz you're beautiHOOS
--

did I do it right?

you got the HOOS

baby

SORRY

loving HOOS
is easy cuz you're beautiHOOS
--

did I do it right?

Alison... my aim is HOOS

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

Our HOOS is a very very very fine HOOS

I read the HOOS today, oh boy
'bout a lucky STEEN who made the grade

HOOS yourself in the music, the moment, you steen it

c'mon a my HOOS I'ma gonna give a you HOOS

There's a red HOOS over yonder

That's where my baby steens

The HOOS are alive

With the drive of steening

our HOOS, in the middle of our steen

steen in the place where you HOOS
now face HOOS

ah shoot, my one before last had been done. Well I've really gotten the hang of HOOS!

ah steen*

Yours are the sweetest HOOS I've ever steen

you say that to all the HOOS

I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody HOOS loves me

you give me, you give me
the sweetest tabHOOS.....

sometimes i think you’re just too HOOS for me...

She's my little HOOS coupe
You don't steen what I drive

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
WRAPPED UP LIKE A HOOS
ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

Some silicone sister
With a manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said
"I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
Play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart
Was checkin' out the weather chart
See if it was safe outside
And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the HOOS

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy.... is the talk on a cereal box
Religion..... is the smile on a HOOS

Girlfriend in a steendrive I know, I know
It's seri-HOOS

HOOSic
Makes the people come together
HOOSic
Makes the bourgeois steen and the rebel

*ah replace "rebel" with "driver" for a hat trick

Baby shark, HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS

I’m crazy for trying
And crazy steendriving
And I’m crazy
For loving HOOS

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the steen that I'd been driving
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with HOOS

I told VG about HOOS
Told her about his grebt steen

Someone’s got to win in the human race
If it isn’t HOOS then it has to be steen

Cars "Hello Again":

Electric
Wanna feel... loose
You wanna be... eclectic
You wanna call a HOOS

Well it ain't no HOOS to sit and wonder why, babe
Ifin' HOOS don't know by now

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your steen at night
It could happen to HOOS

Oh HOOSanna, o don't you cry for me

I drove from Steendiana with a banjo on my knee

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

HOOSnuts roasting on an open fire

HOOS HOOS HOOS
who wouldn't steen

I’ve never seen HOOS looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Any major HOOS with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the steenin is at your door, in the morning it won’t be there no more
Any major HOOS will tell you (HOOS)
Any major HOOS will tell you

Good work here everybody

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, November 10, 2019 11:25 AM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one really got me

<3

HOOS
you really got me now
you got me so I don't know what I'm steenin

HOOS are you?
HOOS, HOOS
HOOS, HOOS
Well I really wanna steen
(...)
Well I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeen
Come on, tell me
HOOS are you, HOOS, HOOS
HOOS are you?

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

lol crüt and YMP

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

lock thread

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

wtf
https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_main_image_-_1280w__no_aspect_/public/Lancet_HCQ_1280x720.jpg

call the SEC

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

orson_welles_clapping.gif

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

It’s my party
I’ll steendrive if I want to
Drive if I want to
Drive if I want to
You would drive too
If it happened to HOOS

I’ve got my drive set on HOOS
I’ve got my drive set on HOOS

In steens I drive with HOOS
In steens I thrive with HOOS
Only in steens
In pitiful steens

Inspired by sarahell's post here: Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

You drive steen for a while
You drive steen for a while
And I'll be HOOS

Someone somewhere asked me,
"Is there anything in particular I can help you with?"
All I ever wanted help with was HOOS.

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

Cause we’re living in a world of HOOS
Breaking us down
When they all should let us steen

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?

― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, January 2, 2021 1:02 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

And AND AAAAAAND YOU PUT THE HOOS PUT THE HOOS RIGHT ON ME

Hoos all in the ocean
Hoos all in the air
I can't stay here no longer
I have no Steenship fare

Low brow but I rock a little know how
No drive for the steenies or the HOOSegow

that led me down a rabbit hole on that song -- I had never realized until now that it's literally an ode to generosity

One nation under a HOOS
Driving steen just for the funk of it

Holding out for a Hero has parts you can sing 'hoos hoos' to.

well sir I guess there's just a STEENness in this world

Reposting from This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

Only HOOS
Can make this world seem bright
Only HOOS
Can make his steen drive righ

(Also serves as convenience link to that @#$% thread)

It take HOOS to make a thing go right
It takes HOOS to make it outta sight

(Has that been done yet?)

(Feel like I did that one but let me check)

Was on phone when I posted that. Not only has that been done, it was done a year ago by James Redd & Blecchs.

Sorry JR+B, carry on

No worries, YMP, it happens.

Welcome to my life, TAT-HOOS
I drive steen now thanks to you

Well there is a HOOS in New Orleans
They call the drivin' steen

Excellent!

Well now, steen me in the bottom
Zing me my running HOOS

If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white HOOS

I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Before HOOS turns on me
I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Can HOOS drive his steen?

Let me go crazy on HOOS