Womanizer (Britney Spears) vs. Single Ladies (Beyonce)

bloody hell if i know

definitely Bouncy

why the "I Love Polls" isn't a separate board is beyond me.

ditto I Love Moaning About Polls

oh get fucked.

'single ladies'...both are subpar lead singles, second tier versions of previously recorded excellent album tracks ('ooh ooh baby' and 'get me bodied' respectively), both have great videos. 'single ladies' is basically adequately functional though (ie, would dance to it) whereas 'womanizer' tries to overwhelm you and fails.

both are better than xtina's subpar comeback effort, and all of those are better than the new sugababes and girls aloud lead singles. 2008: not a good year for big pop names.

(still hyped about the beyonce and britney albums though!)

"Womanizer" is definitely better than "OOh Ooh Baby," which is like the worst song on Blackout. Anyway I vote for "Single Ladies"

"Single Ladies" isn't second tier anything. It might be my favorite solo Beyonce single.

lex mostly otm

not either lady's best work

"Womanizer" is definitely better than "OOh Ooh Baby," which is like the worst song on Blackout. Anyway I vote for "Single Ladies"

― Put A Ring On It (The Brainwasher), Monday, October 20, 2008 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ooh ooh baby is so good it hurts

and johnny fever otmfm

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

No mandate

TIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Single Ladies is one of those singles that suddenly makes sense as being amazing aaages after it gets released I think.

Why did this poll get so few votes?

why did britney get any votes? what a supremely horrible song.

bitches leave

Why did this poll get so few votes?

neither song had peaked yet, especially not "Single Ladies"

singles ladies is like a thousand times better than womanizer.

I agree even though I dislike "Single Ladies"

yeah i think i impulsively voted for brit here but a few months on, single ladies is so obviously superior.

the "message" behind Single Ladies is so much stupider than.. anything I can think of. Including repeating an insult over and over and implying you're still going to sleep with the guy.

The first number one about digital-rectal stimulation.

― Andy K, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:22 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I feel much differently about the "message" behind Single Ladies ever since this post

lol!

the message was what put me off at first but dear god is it dancey.

Does anyone else get the Beyonce ad on their cable?

"And let me upgrade YOU to the best channels in HD..."

I mean, fuck!

in a just world = single ladies 18 womanizer 0

This poll proves there's 9 silly fuckwits on ILM.

in a just world = single ladies 18 womanizer 0

Yes.

Honestly the first time I heard Womanizer on the radio I started laughing. I didnt know how to react, I was thinking to myself 'is this shit for real?'

womanizer oh
you're a womanizer womanizer
oh oh
womanizer
you
are
oh

(oh womanizer)

...

the first time I heard the real deep voice come in on the chorus and go "womanizuh womanizuh" ... oh how I lolled

that song will be forgotten in 5 mins. and Single Ladies will still be played years from now in chick-flick ads and at weddings to introduce the bouquet toss (neither meant as an insult, just sayin')

the lyrics to single ladies gross me out far more than womanizer

i think its the faux-female-power notion which is contradicted by the use of the word "it" and the implied property thing with the putting a ring on "it" etc. that contradiction just kinda makes me wanna say shut the fuck up stupid.

whereas womanizer is just pure pop nonsense. also i find the chorus to be strangely catchy in the way the word womanizer is along with "oh" are used in an odd little pattern thats hard to remember.

i would not like to hear either of these songs over and over again, though.

Beyonce lyrics have faux-female-power notions and water is wet.

it = a finger (xp)

strangely catchy .... pattern thats hard to remember

^^^ isn't that the opposite of catchy

lolol

rofl

i think its the faux-female-power notion which is contradicted by the use of the word "it" and the implied property thing with the putting a ring on "it" etc. that contradiction just kinda makes me wanna say shut the fuck up stupid.

"If you like her then you shoulda put a ring on her" isn't nearly as striking a line. But arguing about Beyonce lyrics is probably missing the point.

Well, that whole person's-value-as-property is the central point behind nearly every Beyonce single, so it shouldn't surprise anyone by this point. She's consistent about calling it as she sees it.

no, catchy does not = easy to remember. and yes, beyonce's attitude in her lyrics still annoys me. why should i have to be surprised to be annoyed?

This poll ending in a tie is perfect and the only acceptable outcome. They're tied as the best pop single of the year imo.

and "it" is not just a finger "k3vin k." i don't think she is saying "if you liked [my finger]"

single ladies is awesome, womanizer is just bad, not even close to that "it's britney bitch" song....the whole nu britney thing on ILM is just weird to me don't get it at all

I kinda hate just about everything Britney's ever done. But "Womanizer" is the big fat exception to the rule. It's like "SOS" done righter and without coasting on the sample.

the whole nu britney thing on ILM is just weird to me don't get it at all

it's mostly the knock-on effect of blackout innit.

most of britney's new album is kinda mediocre but this bonus track 'amnesia' is really awesome -

"Gimme More" is the best Britney song of the past 5 years; I sort of feel like she should have retired after that.

"Single Ladies" is fucking massive in pretty much every way and people calling the lyrics "faux-empowering" seem to be operating under a very odd, narrow definition of the word "empowering"; how, exactly, is it denigrating to women for one to say to a man "if you didn't want to see me with other guys, you should have married me"?

Gimme More is only midtable in Blackout song hotness

Well I hated "Piece Of Me" a lot, like almost to unreasonable levels, and the other one "Break The Ice" was nice enough but not nearly as sleazily appealing as "Gimme More".

"unusual you" best song on new record by a mile imo

Gimme More is only midtable in Blackout song hotness

― Bondzilla vs Mechaholmes (blueski), Sunday, January 18, 2009 9:03 PM (4 minutes ago)

Freakshow, Get Naked and Radar...?

blackout best to worst =

freakshow
hot as ice
toy soldier
gimme more
break the ice
piece of me
get naked (i got a plan)
radar
ooh ooh baby
heaven on earth
perfect lover
why should i be sad?

when i first heard it 'gimme more' would've been much nearer the bottom but it's a true jam which has held up a lot better than the more look-at-me 'piece of me' (which itself has held up fine)

agreeing on your last point but that list is all wrong (esp in placement of radar you nutjob)

Yeah never heard Blackout because I figured it would sound more like "Piece Of Me" than "Gimme More".

'radar' is 10/10 for sure, it's just that the 7 above it are also 10/10

though re: 'break the ice', i really hanker after an extended club version - when the beat drops out for the "i like this part" section, it never comes back in, but it feels like it's going into some epic breakdown and build-up, but instead of the beat and chorus coming triumphantly back in, the song ends

It sounds more like none of those, really. Woah, lex you've got most of my favorites backwards there. "Heaven on Earth" is by far my favorite song on Blackout. It's so Beatles-y and sad and harmonically rich.

this is like trying to rank the songs on New Amerykah heh

xxp, I remember you pointing this out at the time, and I think its one of the crooked pleasures

i must agree that lex's list is all kinds of wrong, even tho in a way Freakshow is the most direct/most personal song on the album and the only one written by her (i think?).

they played the thing, Get Naked the other night at a bar and i got really excited. it sounded a lot better not in my office.

The producer of "Bad Girl" is Danja, who also helmed most of Britney Spears' Blackout, an album where Spears' vocal presence undergoes brutal electronic manipulation, turning her into one component of a runaway machine. Blackout is a document of a failed cyborgization: Machine grafts failing to take, turning signal into scary babble. The sheeny, erotic plasticity of Welcome to the Dollhouse sounds like a sequel, what the process was meant to produce. Britney's own follow-up, Circus, is messier-- better song-for-song than the Danity album but less compelling. "Womanizer"'s taunting stuck-disc refrain sounds like a knowing attempt to replicate the unhappy accidents of Blackout. The looping disintegrates the word's meaning, turning it into something else: a machine to produce women? The villainous producer cackles with glee born from a science gone mad! "Place her....in the womanizer!"

^^^this is so spot on, even for you guyz who've tired of the cyborg-britney comparisons (tom ewings latest poptimist thingy for pitchfork by the way)

also this:13. If Timbaland is the motherfucker at the corner of the party, playing too cool and together, understanding too much about the process to be truly involved, then Britney is the whole island of broken toys. Her work was always too human, too delicate to be truly robotic. Lonely and isolated, it’s cognitive dissonance was the exact opposite of the sleekness of JT or the self aware earnestness of Kayne, or the eroticized coldness of Beyonce (side note: Beyonce should really push to cover Grace Jones pull up to the bumper baby the studio has made so many advancements, and she could make it sound less efficient). The secret (or at least under spoken narrative about Britney is that of the machine taking over—she has become more mechanized and less human the more she has fallen apart.) That is a 20th century narrative, of the robots taking over, or being a robot instead of a human, it is the horror of technology found in Metropolis, in 2001, in Ballard’s Crash or the Atrocity Exhibition, in Summer Toys Last All Day Long, or the Terminator. Britney is no longer popular, because she is not cybernetic, because she is fearful of the robot taking over her body. The consensual merging of body and technology is nowhere to be found in her work.
14. Her first number one hit, is hit me baby one more time, processed to all hell, but human, and historically girl pop, with hints of The Crystal’s He Hit Me and It Felt Like A Kiss. Her voice is slight, but not delicate, beautiful and adolescent. It contains a short but significant piano motif, which is not bombastic, or cut apart, and is very clearly an acoustic instrument. Born to Make You Happy is a ballad about her loneliness and her sadness. Lyrically attached to Carole King, with a definite electronic beat, but which once again contrasting once again on her natural, can ignore, teenage girl voice. Oops I Did I Again, starts with space noises, and the video features a narrative from Mars, Britney makes her self an alien, literally. The first major electronic manipulation of vocals. Lucky, profoundly nostalgic, but nostalgic for a time she could not remember, self-consciously meta, and ironic, disassociate. The narrative begins to tip from the music of Britney to the consciousness of Britney. The upgrade starts. Me Against the Music—the Madonna single, who knows the pop music history, and who has flirted with becoming a robot since the mid 80s, growing into a maternal figure, the discussion becomes who will be her successor, she stages an event seemingly out of H Rider Haggard at that years MTV Video Music Awards, with Britney and her pop rival Xtina in dresses, kissing Madonna in Black Leather. That Xtina retreats into literal Burlesque, making herself over into Doris Day for the neo-retro crowd, and Britney falls deeper into madness. Madonna latter realizes her successor will be one who synthesizes better then he creates, namely JT. Toxic—avant noise, and genuinely separate from Britney’s other work, the harshness will be tamed by people like Rhianna and Beyonce, It is also one of the most profoundly self loathing songs, the self awareness, and the terror of losing control is profound. That it is now more electronic then human, and that the voice found in her earlier work is now lost, is clear. Everytime, this would be the one that would disprove my thesis, a beautiful and fluttering ballad, with a genuine piano and almost no electronic effects. But the video ends with her suicide, any attempts to be a pop star leads to destruction, the desire to be full with the pleasure of music cannot be found here. The robot is not the literal mechanical voice, the too pure production, but the ability, to, in the words of Marianne Faithful “slide through life on charm” That Britney’s last album was so chaotic, so broken, the exact opposite of the new trends for hermetic sealing of emotion into semiotic deconstructions of desire. That Britney has to name herself, that she begins the album by the almost fetishistic naming of self, is the exact opposite of the third person pseudo humility found in the works mentioned. Britney cannot upgrade this, because she is essentially human, and to upgrade is essentially anti-human.

with some time, the answer is definitely womanizer. single ladies is too clunky. it's like a toy hammer.

nahh

I was a latecomer to it but I loooove Single Ladies. The production is amazing, the backing track with its minimal beats and Frogger noises bears almost no relation to the rest of the song - I can imagine Beyonce in the studio doing her standard sassy wo-oh-oh thing and getting on down to a track full of horns and pumping beats. Then at the last minute unbeknownst to her the producers switch in this oddity instead. The two only come together in the chorus when the sinister synths back up her scolding like a bunch of heavyset bodyguards.

the production strikes me as really loud and obvious :/ i can see how it would sound amazing but i think i'd have to be on crack

single ladies is gimmicky but memorable. womanizer is kind of boring.

this seems even more obviously single ladies with some time to me. i can't even remember "womanizer" now, but "if you like then you should have put a ring on it" will be in my head forever

Sur you are completely, totally wrong about this one.

no YOU

Both of Brit's followup singles are way way way WAY better than "Womanizer", which really only benefits from her being a hot biker chick for part of the video.

it's like a toy hammer.

video should've been Beyonce playing whack-a-mole to the beat imo

Both of Brit's followup singles are way way way WAY better than "Womanizer", which really only benefits from her being a hot biker chick for part of the video.

― the call of the taint (HI DERE), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

respectfully disagree. i thought circus was better at first, but it's more elementary. it's catchy and amazing, but sounds pretty dated.

"fuck me" i like, but still no womanizer.

single ladies is pretty horrible, including the video.

newdepechemodesingle.avi

single ladies is pretty horrible, including the video.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you do not like beyonce's ass in that video, then you sir, have no soul. good day.

I agree that "Circus" is more rudimentary and rips off a lot more things than "Womanizer" but it still comes across as a better song despite being a Frankenstein-ish clone of "Lovestoned".

i know exactly what you mean by "better song" and at first i thought so too,
buttt i see the songwriting on womanizer as more mature, more intriguing, after having overplayed both songs.

I think I would be more into "Womanizer" if the chorus wasn't completely brain-dead.

see i think that's what either makes or breaks the song for ppl. i loooooove the repetition

single ladies is pretty horrible, including the video.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you do not like beyonce's ass in that video, then you sir, have no soul. good day.

― Reege & Leif (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:12 PM (7 minutes ago)

otm

yea that video is pretty much untouchable

I don't really like that video and I have to say M@tt OTM

How much of Single Ladies' success is due to that video?

only reason i ever listened to it, tbh

arrgh

Single Ladies is beyond brilliant, womaniser is kinda meh and I was rooting for Brit harder than anyone except maybe Chris Crocker.

dan did you seriously just rep for "If You Seek Amy"?

if you seek amy is fun, even tho it sounds like a polka jig

'if u seek amy' is the only circus track which really attains that druggy, lurching splurge which i loved about blackout - HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HO - most of the others try very hard to deliberately recreate it and wear that hard work heavily

"unusual you" best song on new record by a mile imo

― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Sunday, January 18, 2009 4:06 PM (2 months ago)

If saying "If You Seek Amy" is better than "Womanizer" counts as repping for it, then yes.

also massive lolz at it being a single

"unusual you" best song on new record by a mile imo

― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Sunday, January 18, 2009 4:06 PM (2 months ago)

― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 12:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is insanity

this is easily my favorite "Single Ladies" imitation video of them all

see more slivs

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

???

actual lols

what kind of farm tho? im curious

i dunno dude, the ol' mcdonald kind

"dude"

You're weird, Ramzi, but I totally get what you mean. It has that annoying major key lilt usually used to make kids "enjoy themselves." Ugh.

At least Womanizer could be a Kraftwerk song.

u get what i mean becuz i'm right. the opening lines are clearly hoaxy like a happy meal toy. it was like, intended. i just don't love it.

<3

xpost, yes, I'm agreeing with you. I loathe it.

Still fucking great!

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

― surm, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D <3

Jesus this result

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TBF83drj98

^^^for surm

i was wondering what to do if like it but didn't want to put a ring on it. according to google i could:
• put a label on it
• put some cheese on it
• Put A Donut On It
• rolled need on it (note: no idea what that means)
• Put Deez Balls, Deez Nutz On It

single ladies by a mile, though Circus would make it a tougher competition

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

Posts like this are why I love Surm soooo much.

circus was such a disappointment

the right answer was womanizer imo. and if circus were in the running that would be the WROOOOOONG answer.

i think the eric h. comment way upthread is pretty otm.

would've voted for womanizer. single ladies annoys the shit out of me, i know exactly what surm means about the farm thing.

wtf ppl, single ladies is brilliant, womanizer is hot garbage

single ladies is brilliant if you like being hit over the head with a huge cartoon hammer

single ladies is decent, womanizer is p lame

this is the most retarded poll of all time

i can't even remember how "womanizer" goes

ramzi's farm revive is top 5 ilm revives of all time

it goes

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)

lyrics of the year

i'm not even that huge of a "single ladies" fan but post-blackout britney spears is seriously some of the most cynical and worthless pop of the past few years

single ladies is brilliant if you like being hit over the head with a huge cartoon hammer

― janice (surm), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:32 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)

― hongthrone: norsk arisk synth pop (crüt), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:34 AM Bookmark

the repetition in womanizer is the best part, along with the buzz-heavy synths. as i've always said, womanizer burns like a stick of dynamite. yes, i've always said that.

repetition is often repped for in other contexts.

just admiring the juxtoposition there

I don't get a 'hammer to the head' from Single Ladies at all - it has a well-defined verse, and yea the chorus repeats a bit at the end, but no more than any other pop tune. Womanizer (even though I like it to a degree) is monotonous from the jump, and far more guilty of a sledgehammer to the forehead affect. Even the verse blurs into the rest of the song.

the falloff after blackout for britney is pretty shocking.

well, i think "single ladies" has an explicit "hammer over the head" moment, and it's that bleepy sound effect in the beat, which i happen to think is awesome

but i understand what ramzi is saying, also i think his defense of "womanizer" is a good one

yes, i see that rev :) but i wasn't talking about the lyrics -- i think the single ladies beat and production are what make it so belligerently bouncy.

yeah, thank you jordan, that's what i meant.

"single ladies" is more like, idk, getting hit in the head by a hen party.

"womanizer" isn't terrible but don't think i'd notice if it had suddenly never existed, two years on. there was some ok stuff on circus though, as cynical and rote as it was - "amnesia", "kill the lights", um.

getting hit in the head by a hen fap

the falloff after blackout for britney is pretty shocking.

it consists of one hastily-released rush job put together to take advantage of her medication working! i don't think any given britney album indicates a "direction" per se.

"amnesia" is really good though, it sounds like a pre-blackout demo they found lying around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GXJ3pBbkk

it's also not that bad a falloff. plax, you were particularly ready to be let down by that album, i think. circus had a few major clunker moments, but it also boasted some awesome trax.

just to refresh our memory

1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby

at least 7 of those are good-great.

i don't even consider myself a britney fan but i can see the drop off clear as day. i don't think level of investment has anything to do with it.

also, "single ladies" production is a monster of funk

Gays, they're both really really good.

not really, no.

still love that deep dark synth in the single ladies bridge tho

actually it's in the chorus i think

Love everything about both these songs. The only respect in which "Single Ladies" clearly wins over "Womanizer" is the video.

The video for 'Womanizer' is simultaneously WTF o_O and so Britney at the same time.

i basically have never come to terms w/ britney as a concept (even if i like a couple of her songs) so take my opinions on her with a grain of salt

Radar was probably the best song on circus.

actually, Unusual You was BRILLIANT.

well "radar" was also the best song on blackout

they completely botched it up when they remixed it for circus imo

yeah I can't really grasp what "so Britney" means.

it's pretty Britney to appear naked in a comeback #1 music video

what did they do to it? i thought radar had just leaked in a shittier quality on circus or something.

and nah, that would be "get naked". plus the zoophilia in the "radar" video was kind of a turnoff.

xp.

can't remember exactly but it just sounded thicker, less crisp, as i remember. the vocal more buried. it was because they were contractually obliged to the songwriter to release it as a single, but britney was too busy being sectioned &c for that to be an option during the blackout cycle, so they shoved it on circus and hoped no one would notice/care

it's also not that bad a falloff. plax, you were particularly ready to be let down by that album, i think. circus had a few major clunker moments, but it also boasted some awesome trax.

― janice (surm), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 6:47 PM (1 hour ago)

i know this is fair, but blackout was such an album, and despite its at times incoherence, it still felt like a pretty definite document of something. even if that something was basically this

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/britney_lindsay_paris.jpg

circus just feels kindof personality-less, it has some yeah fully functioning tracks. i have a particular soft spot for leather and lace but still.

still my favorite pap picture ever

i love that paris is driving. should she really be driving???

She is the most responsible person in that car, for better or worse.

I don't think Paris can believe she's driving.

britney looks totally bemused lol.

whenever i listen to blackout i'm just basically just picturing this:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BkO1fat72jA/R_5CewDyIRI/AAAAAAAABbQ/OqeiewKWMyM/s320/Britney+Spears+Pink+Wig.jpg

well sometimes this

http://www.showbiz-i.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/britney1.jpg

really it is a combo of all three

britney looks totally bemused lol.

Lindsay's whole posture is "oh I think we might possibly scrape a parked car".

paris whole facial expression is "i wasn't sure how much vicodin i should take"

i was not expecting this when i revived the thread.

is it true that that thing in the "single ladies" beat comes from galaga? i feel like i should recognize it since i <3 that game but it doesn't really ring a bell that much.

IF U LIKE IT THEN US SHOULDA PUT A RIGNG ON IT

WHOA OH OH OH OH AOH OH

GLOOSSS ON MY LIPS MAN ON MY HIPS

ALLTHE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

IFU LIKE TI THEN YOUR SHOULNDA PUT A RINKG ON IT

ACTIN UP DRINK IN MY CUP I COULD CARE LESS WHATEVERR THE FUCK SHE SAYS

WHOA OH HO OH HO HO

TO INFINITE AND BEYOOOOOOND

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

NOW PUTYUAA HANDS UP

UP IN THE CLUFB DONT IGVE A FUCK

NOW U WANNA TIRP!

TRIP

TIGHTER GTHANT MY DERION JEANS

U HAD UR TURN BUT NOW U GONNA LEARDN WHAT IT REALLY MEAN TO MISSSSSS ME

DONTR BE MAD (FUCKA_

I'M NOT THAT KINDA GIRL

LIKE A GOHOST I'L,L BE GONE

WHOAH HO HO

SORRY I'M HAVING A MOMENT HESRE

DECIDED TO DIP

DON'T PAY HIM ANY ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENSTHIEON

OH SHIT I FEEL SICK UGH

IM COOL

TO A DESTINY TO INFINITY AND BEY OJND

WHOHA AH OH WHOA OH OH

DONT BE MAND HWNE U SEE THAT HE WANTIT

ACTIN UP DRANK IN MY CUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFvt1sLpis

SORRY FEELIN MAD FAGGY RIGHT NOW

ALLLLL ME SINGLE ALADIDES

YAHHH WHATEVA

WHATEVA HO

I NEED NO PERMEISIOAN

I NEED NO PERMABAN

ALLTHE SINGLESOALLADDIIEES

WANT U TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

FUCK U HO I SWITCHED SONGSW

OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA LOOK BAD INT THE MORNING BUT FORRIGNHT NOW I DONT GIOVE A FUCK

LIKE IM THE ONLYU OHNE THAT KNOWWWSS YOYUR HEAAAAAAARRRRRRT

FIUCK OFF BITCH

WHEN SOBER GIRLS AROUDN ME THEY BE ACTIN LIKE THEY DRU-0U-UNK

LIEKE A BLIZZZARD

LIEK A G6 LIEKE A G6

YOU CANT TOUCH THIS

POPPIN BOTTLES AND THE ICCCEEEEE

NOWNOWNOWNOWNNOWNOWNW IM FEELIN SLO FLY LKE A G6

RAH RAH AH AH AH

FUCK YOU HOS AND FUCK UO BITCHES

Reverend your performance reminds me of the Liza Minelli version in the second SATC movie.

AWWW SHIT

WHAT IS THAQT?

I WANT UYOUR LOVE AND I WANT YORU REVENG

JE VOU TON AMOUIR ET JE VU TE REVANCHE

WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!

GA GA OOH LA LA

ROMA ROMAMA

I WNAT HYOUR BGLY I WANT YOUR DISEASE

LUVB LUV LVU AH WANT YA LOVE

WOHAOHOOOOOHWAWHOHHHHHHH

CAUGHT IN Q BAD FUCKIN ROMANCE BITCH

LOV LOV LOV

2ORK KIT MOVCVE THAT VITHCH CRAZU

WORK IT MOFCVE THAT VTITHCHH CRAAZY

IDONWANNABVE FREIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEENDS

COOOOOOOOTINA BAD ROMANCE

SATC = SEXX IN THE CITY :( FUCK ME DISACSSOCIATE ME WITH THIS

NO

I WANT UYOUR LEAGTHER STUDDENED KISSINTHE SANNN

WHOAHAAOOOOOOOOOOHAOHOAHAOOOOOOOOOHAOHAAHAOHAOWAOAHAOAOHW

ME AND U VOULDC D RHIWTE A BAD ROMCANCE

OH GOD PLEASE DELEETE THEIS

never ban luriqua

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DONTCALL ME NAME DONT CALL MY NAME

-- ALEJANDRO

"suggest god status" to Rev for this revive. if I wasn't so hung over I'd be doubling over loling

like i love how he seamlessly moved to a song that wasn't ever mentioned itt!

http://www.bestdjmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/The-Best-Gay-Hits-Ever.jpg

lol

lmao Rev

mostly wish i'd been following along w/this in real time

Lady Gaga – Bad Romance Yesterday 4:19am
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance Yesterday 4:14am
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance Yesterday 4:09am
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance Yesterday 4:04am
Far East Movement – Like A G6 Yesterday 4:00am
Rihanna – Only Girl (In The World) Yesterday 3:56am
Rihanna – Only Girl (In The World) Yesterday 3:51am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:47am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:44am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:40am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:34am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:31am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:27am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:24am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:21am
Beyoncé – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) Loved track Yesterday 3:17am

sounds about right

ha, rad

nice

the synths in womanizer are honestly pretty hilarious

like when they first come in lol, it's funny that that was like a decision that somebody made

wow @ rev

loool

honestly looks like one of my playlists at 2 in the morning

<3 Rev

I spent money on an engagement ring one time that I will never, ever get back

so, single ladies always makes me feel nauseated

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

― surm, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 12:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this still makes me crack up

holy shit

Rev's drunken sing fest also all-time

REV <33333333333

yeah the rev revive is the best thing that's ever happened

what a fun thread

<3 Britney but "womanizer" is pretty ridiculous

:)

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

― surm, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 12:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this still makes me crack up

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, February 24, 2017 4:03 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hehehehe! I never thought about it that way before, but it does!

i heard "single ladies" at the market the other day, and it still sounds like something you would sing on a farm

― surm, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 12:25 AM bookmarkflaglink