Lady Gaga needs her own thread

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she only has two threads and they are both dedicated to metacritical analysis of her career in the context of contemporary pop mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The Fame was ridiculously solid and based on the leaked tracks, The Fame Monster should be just as strong. Sometimes I feel as if all my favorite pop acts peaked in the first part of the decade, I like that there's someone who I enjoy and seems to be on top of her game right now.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't wait to read this thread of non-analytic posts

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

*doesn't analyze*

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing against analysis, i just want to post youtube vids of leaked trax

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

so... lock thread?

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I just hope the new album doesn't get a free pass from hipsters

iatee, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sorry that the existence of the threads offends you so deeply

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

dude she's a dude dude

The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

ha well yes, i do find the idea that posts actually analyzing & discussing lady gaga and her place in pop music are too boring for youtubes of leaked songs

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

to be "offensive" & sniveling

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

there's some great non-analytic posts about lady gaga on this site called idolator, you should check it out

some dude, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

neither of the other two posts are Gaga-centric, unless you enjoy the criminal misuse of the word "hipster"...ILX isn't running out of space so let's give her a deserved dedicated thread

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i think we're getting into a bit of analysis here, let's pull back before things get out of hand

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

gaga ruelz

The Brainwasher, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard bad romance this morning and it hit me how 80s it is, but not in the typical gaga 80s way, in like a new order way or something. i don't know, i'm bad with labels. there ya have it.

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes, i sound so smart.

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway here's my random story: back when she was someone that only dance radio DJs had heard of she was doing concerts for high school radio stations (although to be fair this was a Billboard radio station so it's big time as HS stations go) and I saw her do a set. This was before she had any budget and I think before she really had committed to the character of "Lady Gaga"; she wasn't wearing pants but her face was unobstructed so who knows where she was at that point. I wish I remembered more about her set, but I do remember a few songs that I loved I'm pretty sure didn't make the cut of her first album...I couldn't even hum them if I tried but if I heard them I'd recognize them. One of them was very dancey but the others were ballads that would likely be out of place on either album without some significant remix efforts. I caught up with her during the meet & greet and I remarked about the dichotomy between Lady Gaga who sang about disco sticks and bluffin muffins and the real Stefani (sp) Germanotta (double sp) who sang these soulful almost straight-forward literal bluesy jams and she said something about how she loved the interplay between her personalities and etc so I'm interested in seeing how/if she's going to carry that over to her next "phase". I can't see her doing the same thing with the same look and the same kind of (albeit quite wonderful) song when she moves past The Fame era. But from what I remember, minus all the affect she is rather excellent so I'm looking forward to it.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link

did you see her adam's apple?

iatee, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I always failed that episode of Maury so I might not even have spotted it, however that leotard did not leave much room for anything extra so I'll have to go with verdict: female

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

gaga ruelz

billstevejim, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

it's interesting, this love for gaga on ilx. i didn't think there was much love at first, but now there seems to be a lot!

i kind of pick and choose songs from her.

got into just dance a little while ago, and i hated on it at first!

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i think she's just kind of reached that plateau of hugeness where there's instantly a little more interest or regard given to whether she's good than a year ago when she was just someone with a hit song -- i dunno, there's nothing about her voice or her songs or her sound that grabs me personally.

some dude, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

"paparazzi" and "bad romance" are also arguably her best songs, so that might explain the uptick in popularity on this board

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

"Alejandro" reminds me a bit of Ace Of Base. Actually, everything she does always reminds me a bit of something else. She's (trying to be?)the biggest melting pot of everything that existed in pop music for the last 25 years.

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Jordan is correct.

Tim F, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree.

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Alejandro = Ace of Base redux. I still think most of her music is strictly for tacky queers, but her acoustic sets are her only redeeming quality and deserve their own album.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't understand the "biggest melting pot" thing...sure there are a couple different things going on in her music at once, but that can be said of virtually everything else on the pop charts.

some dude, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

"tacky queers"... wow :|

The Brainwasher, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm a queer, if that helps.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

helps explain why you're tacky enough to like Lady Gaga?

some dude, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, you're a GENIUS...who obviously can't read.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

so like my aptitude is mainly in math or something?

some dude, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link

remember that you also speak 5+ languages

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

and also fluent in talking shit....don't forget that.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

If Gaga makes tacky queer music then I think it's impressive that she's managed to impact the mainstream charts as she has.  All social implications aside it's certainly unusual, considering that hip-hop/rnb have dominated the charts for so much of the decade.  Is this a harbinger of things to come?

(I know she has been called rnb but personally I file her squarely under pop)

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

All I needed to know about the popularity of "Bad Romance": the emo-loving anti-pop/anti-life recruitment editor at the newspaper has been humming the chorus all day, and sheepishly apologizing each time.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I fucking love her videos, and thought her MTV Awards performance was fantastic, but not one of her songs has been worth a crap yet. "Paparazzi" comes closest to being good, but even that falls flat for me. The melodies and choruses just aren't strong enough, and they're musically very ordinary. They have to be worthy of the videos, and so far they're not.

neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

if u think theres no 'tacky queer music' in mainstream r&b youre kidding yourself

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

finally gave in and listened to 'bad romance'. she's still a regrettable being but it's easily the best song i've heard from her. faint praise, but it's a decent song

k3vin k., Friday, 13 November 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd love to know who in mainstream r&b makes "music strictly for tacky queers" so i can buy their album

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

ne-yo?

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

when I think of rnb for tacky queers I think of something like Boom Boom Pow, except better.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

It's hardly new or surprising that she's as successful as she is...even among the TACKY QUEERS. She wrote for Britney and obviously can write annoyingly catchy, disposable pop, but it's still pretty impressive how we're talking about her in the context of competing with hip hop/r&b....or rather, you are. I loathed even hearing people say "GaGa" up until I saw her acoustic performance of Poker Face, which was beyond entertaining. I think she's purely a spectacle at this point, with the potential to be more later. It's like, I'm reluctant to give her ANY credit, but you can't deny the obvious "Gaga Effect" that's taken place in music since her arrival. For better or for worse, she is going to be referenced for a while.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i think what annoys (annoyed? havent decided if im indifferent yet) is that it came across as so obviously trying hard to be exactly that.

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Ne-Yo? Queer, certainly. Tacky...isn't that sort of the opposite of how he tries to code? His music's all buttoned-up class most of the time.

I won't deny that GaGa plays to the cheap seats and the trashiest common denominator, but there are enough redeeming qualities buried underneath all the bullshit that my attempts to write off or ignore her altogether have been unsustainable. What bothers me most about her at this point is that she has a half-decent idea of a commentary on the state of music, fame and celebrity in the 21st century, as well as raw musical chops (plays a decent piano, has a decent voice, knows her way around a hook or two) but somehow manages to (either through lack of effort or lack of experience) only release half-assed product most of the time. Like...the videos and the music and the performance art are all strike as if they were made by someone who had a really brilliant idea once but doesn't quite remember what it was.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i wasn't serious about ne-yo

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

boo!

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

im just thinking mostly of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dZqghXe5FY

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

so obviously trying hard to be exactly that

OTM. There's something I find very grating about music or art or whatever that seems to be calculatedly designed to appeal not to me as a person, but instead as a demographic. Like women who insist that they "love the gays", there's an air about it all that makes (made?) me want to run for the hills.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

So...um. At this point I guess I love the idea of her and hate the reality of her. Or grudgingly tolerate it.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not trying to position her as some sort of rnb/hip hop conquerer, her producers and collabs and overall sound certainly make it an undeniable aspect of her career and that's how she's managed to be so successful, by straddling the genres and capturing as many music demographics as possible. I think Just Dance with the Akon and Colby O'Donis (?) guest spots was very strategic in that regard. But she has veered away from that since. She has managed to use that opening to take some things to the top of the chart that aren't typical of what's commonly been reigning, and as you said she's going to be referenced for a while, and nobody loves to reference hit songs like wannabe hit songwriters.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ this being yet another gaga analysis thread

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm genuinely surprised by the resistance and negativity. She's only occasionally GREAT (Pokerface, duh), but is generally at least decent and, it seems to me, deserves a lot of credit for authoring her own music and image in a field usually attaches "stars" as decoration to other people's work. Plus she's kinda subversive, in a dumb/funny garishly contrived way that's both grating and perversely appealing. I can't say I LOVE her, cuz the material's way too uneven so far, but I'm more than willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for a while.

Why all the hate?

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

because ppl give her backhanded compliments like "subversive, but i dont really like most of her songs"

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ this being yet another gaga analysis thread

― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:15 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark

how could it not?

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I like her Queen-sounding ballads, but I want to LOVE them.. I think if she perfected her songwriting further she could nail these.

billstevejim, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

because ppl give her backhanded compliments like "subversive, but i dont really like most of her songs"

― hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:16 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark

Are you saying that people (like me) who are intrigued by her image/style and maybe like a couple songs are the reason that other people get all irritated by her? I'm not sure I understand...

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't say I LOVE her, cuz the material's way too uneven so far, but I'm more than willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for a while.

I think it's a combination of this with the out and out pretension displayed from the outset? When first presented with GaGa, a hitherto unknown pop artist who dresses fairly garishly, rambles on about Andy Warhol and how her project is a deconstruction of fame, but whose music does nothing to follow through on her stated goals, gut reaction is to write her off as the celebrity equivalent of an undergrad student babbling about post-modernism to sound intelligent. It was all a bit too calculated to feel genuine, a bit too 'quirky' for its own good.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think anyone here is saying they 'hate' her really tho

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

is it like totally lame and old-fashioned to ask that someone make some decent songs before they get credit for having a persona or whatever?

the gaga songs i've heard are boring, hookless, rote pop exercises. they are so dour and un-fun.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a question of - what is she: musicians or performance artist? And she scans initially and presents herself as a pop star (i.e. musician first and foremost). So while the image and so forth might be interesting, the central part of the package (the music) is sometimes good but never great.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Re the quality of her songs overall:

One of the problems with having written one incredible, indelible, perfect pop hit along with all your other perfectly decent journeyman work is that it tends to make the rest look like, well ... like perfectly decent journeyman work. You know?

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

poker face is 'incredible' 'indelible' 'perfect'??

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

what is this indelible perfect pop hit you speak of

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah she could really be more show-not-tell instead of just going "this is post-modern! it's pop art! it's very gay and transgressive, can you handle it america!?"

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

If she were just an entertaining persona - a self-aware Paris Hilton writ large, lampooning our fucked up and strange relationship with the concept of celebrity fame and money I would be totally down with her. But her shtick includes videos, albums, and songs. So the middling quality of those necessarily have a bearing.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

its super great but i prefer the song when presented by the avant-pop artist nosferatu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNOkGsI47E

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

now thats subversive

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

@Alex in Montreal: you phrase that as if performance art/musicianship are mutually exclusive?

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda feel like if you look back at some of the more high concept or kind of subversive stars in pop history, probably most of them made a big impact well before they really got credit for exactly what they were doing or started to really spell it out for people

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

lol criss angel poster

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Pop star fails to sufficiently satirize pop music for non pop music fans shocker

Death to False Meta (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

It's like, I don't want NO gaga, I just want the Socratic Ideal of GaGa and not this bullshit real world version we are stuck with.

xp Not mutually exclusive! More that, if music is being included as part of your performance art, it had DAMN better be as good as a) your ideas, b) the rest of your performance and c) the music of the genre/scene/etc. that you are participating in/commenting on

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link

If you try to satirize something you're not better or smarter than in any way then you're just..I dunno, Meet The Spartans?

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

NV i think the point here is that ppl who LIKE pop music find her stuff middling at best

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Pop star fails to sufficiently satirize pop music for non pop music fans shocker

Yeah, whatever.

a) most of us ARE pop music fans.
b) she's made it perfectly clear that this is what she intends to do.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

shes poorly satirizing all the way to the bank tbf

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link

if you're going to claim the title of satirist/cultural commentator/provocateur and declare this fact in every interview you have in your first four months or so of exposure, you should not be surprised when people judge you on the basis of those claims.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

xp so?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

she's kind of like Marilyn Manson in how she just hammers home her agenda constantly and is like, looking around the room to see if she's getting the reaction she's looking for

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

so kudos for a successful business plan in this economy xp

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

marilyn manson could be a worse comparison

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't really understand what that sentence means

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

sure, i mean she has achieved her goal of being famous

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

thats all im saying

hoos-kingofthedrugs (deej), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I like the pretension, the transparent phoniness of the art posturing, the whole "my art is my celebrity" shtick. I don't like it cuz it's clever or deep; I like it cuz it's dumb, fun and funny. And cuz it somehow throws into harsh relief the fact that she's not a product, that she's a real person doing this very strange (and rare and probably terrifying, exhilarating) thing for a living. Kinda like Marilyn Manson in that regard. The goofball pretension adds a quality of humanity, of awkwardness to a genre that can sometimes seem rather impersonal. Or so it seems to me. I liked Peaches for similar reasons, though more (much more). I guess other people relate to other pop stars for other reasons...

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly i wouldn't really give a fuck how she acts if i had just a single goddamn one of her songs in the non-album tracks section of my ipod

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i am listening to bad romance now. i mean, really?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

gaga ooh la la

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol it sounds like 6 people wrote parts of songs and then a 7th guy had to put them all together

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link

man were there ever a bunch of lady gagas around here on halloween

just joussin' ya (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

she's a bad artist, but that's her best song imo xp

k3vin k., Friday, 13 November 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i could list off reasons why i don't like it but that would bore everyone. suffice it to say imo it is a horrible song.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean it makes her other songs sound like songs i would actually enjoy.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Re some earlier discussion, Pokerface really IS a perfect indelible incredible pop tune. To me, anyway, and I don't think I'm alone in that. It's least good enough to justify the sub-par follow-ups and cheezeball image-mongering (for an album or two). I suspect it'll become one of those songs that represents & summarizes its era in the American pop memory banks.

Agree with those who are disappointed & underwhelmed by most of her other would-be hits. I have friends who get all excited about them and make me watch youtube videos, but so far I agree that she's usually more interesting & entertaining than musically successful. And I guess I'm okay with that.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

y'all suck. gaga ruelz, she writes great songs.

The Brainwasher, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

xp one thing you might be able to help me with is what makes poker face so above and beyond her other tunes iyo

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

It's kind of a cop out answer, but catchiness. I think it's an incredibly appealing song, just based on sound and feel. I went around singing it for WEEKS after hearing it only once. I don't know any music theory, so I can't really articulate this in a comprehensible fashion, but it hits me in a way that very few pop songs do. First time I heard it, it struck me in the same way that Hey Ya and Crazy did a few years back. It struck me as the sort of thing that would instantly and effortlessly appeal to almost everybody -- not just the typical audience for "that kind of thing", but everybody. Kids, moms & dads, indies, rockers: anyone with any taste for pop tunes. And it seems to me that I was right. Everybody I know likes it.

I don't think anything else she's written even comes close to Pokerface, but that's okay, because tons of people have adequate careers without ever writing anything that universally appealing. And she's just getting started.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't understand the "biggest melting pot" thing...sure there are a couple different things going on in her music at once, but that can be said of virtually everything else on the pop charts.

It seems she does this with more intensity than most, not only in her music, but especially in her image. In the video for "Bad Romance" I can see influences from Goldfrapp, Annie Lennox, Bjork, Britney Spears, Cher, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stephani, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Roisin Murphy, Rihanna, Soundgarden...

She's definitely pushing the "weird" enveloppe for a pop star and I think it might even alienate a bit of her younger female audience, but as said above will attract the gay crowd like flies.

The melodies and choruses just aren't strong enough.

I don't know how the choruses to "Paparazzi" and "Bad Romance" can be considered weak. And I'm pretty sure if Britney had done "Poker Face" most people here would have wet their pants. If we're honest, I think the general problem has to do with Lady Gaga herself rather than her music, which ranges from decent to great pop music.

LeRooLeRoo, Friday, 13 November 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

billstevejim, Friday, 13 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

if britney had done poker face it would have been fun but nothing will stop that chorus from sounding awkward to me

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

probably because it follows verses that seem out of place in comparison and are pretty bad

k3vin k., Friday, 13 November 2009 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that and she also kind of swallows the part immediately before "poker face" because there's room in there for a couple more syllables and (shocka) she doesn't have anything to say.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 13 November 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh come on with the shockas. You don't have to have anything to say to stick a couple xtra syllables in yr pop song, if you think they're necessary.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I am pleased she has stopped with the visors and the lightning slash and all those other "signature" signifiers - the record company trademark-iness of which rubbed the wrong way against her claims of being a brave iconoclast. It's not the lack of authenticity that grated, but the sense that she was trying to pass off the same image as being two separate things depending on who she was marketing to (i.e. both Spice Girl Readymade-Doll "brand" and David Bowie art-pop experiment) - rather like politicians trying to "position" themselves with regard to illegal immigrants so as to come off like they're on everybody's side, I felt Gaga's strategy came across as never-quite-true to any sincerely-held position.

Now that her costumes have just juped off the deep end into "i had an acid flashback this afternoon and described it to my stylist" territory her schtick seems more of-the-moment and therefore easier to get with. Like she hasn't really thought about how it will be received. To extend the politician analogy, it's like she talked to talked to get into government and now she's just doing what she wants to do.

Tim F, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:06 (fourteen years ago) link

juped = jumped.

Tim F, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I like juped better.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The chorus to Pokerface is really neat. Almost everything else I've heard has ranged from "eh? to "meh."

x-post

To extend the politician analogy, it's like she talked to talked to get into government and now she's just doing what she wants to do.

OTM, and it will be interesting, to say the least, to see how long a modern career can last when it's built on shocking pop fans and winking at the aforementioned niche groups. How long can she maintain both of them?

Cunga, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus

Dominique, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

And btw does anyone know who is existentialism girl because I have some existentialism ideas that I would v much like to discuss w someone.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link

http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4tqt7qLJ1qzeu42o1_400.jpg

This is her picture again in case of it helps.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Sasha Grey. She's a porn star who namedrops philosophers and old foreign films in interviews, which makes her a genius.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I bet she'll combine her two loves when she does a porno version of Bergman's "Persona."

Cunga, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link

With Lady Gaga (thread derail prevented).

Cunga, Friday, 13 November 2009 06:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I have heard of Sasha Grey! She was in a Stephen Soderbergh movie that I did not see but read about, and maybe (probably) was in Vice Magazine? She look intersting. Anyway, yeah, Lady Gaga.

from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link

sasha meh

see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i've come round to lady gaga b/c:

- have managed to avoid interviews with the woman recently; if she's still going on about how not wearing parts is ~art~ i could just as easily go off her again
- "poker face" is stupidly catchy and even after months of trying to avoid it, it kept earworming me, and eventually i just gave in and put the stupid thing on my ipod. it's a weird mix of great pop rush moments - the "can't read my, can't read my" melody - and reminders of why i hated her in the first place (the singing is kinda flat and unsatisfying, and "bluffin' with my muffin" needs to go away forever)
- she's definitely moved beyond her original "performance art version of a famewhore pop star" schtick, which i found really irritating - she seems to own what she does a bit more now; the "lady gaga is satirising the idea of pop stars" concept was really limiting, especially as that wasn't even her strength. what she's doing now isn't so clear or obvious, and so it's a lot more appealing
- she's not 100% satisfying yet - "bad romance" is a monster but aargh, babytalk chorus, and i'm not keen on any of the other fame monster leaks except the beyoncé duet - and i still resent her for foisting redone on the world, but we're getting there! i'm comfortable enough w/her that i'm actually checking out these leaks. there are worse people in pop to focus my hate on.

lex pretend, Friday, 13 November 2009 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I still feel conflicted on this one.

Have recently had some information regarding her background which have made me see her, as a person, in a different light. But I'm not sure that affects my impressions of the Media Event of Gaga.

The videos, visually, have that "wow, did that really actually just happen?!?" WTF-ness that I haven't seen since Bjork videos were at their heyday. But I couldn't actually hum you a single one of her songs. So perhaps she's succeeding as a whacked-out artist showman performance artist type event, but failing as a pop songwriter?

Don't know. But more inclined to give her a chance now.

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, 13 November 2009 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

The 'irony' stance is definitely wanting it "both ways", i.e. a sly wink to the knowledgeable that the 'pop kids' don't notice. Problem is, it doesn't take long until it's either "LOOK LOOK I'M IRONIC EVERYONE!!!" or "Ah heck, I'm enjoying this, let's go!"

Guess LGG is now the latter.

Mark G, Friday, 13 November 2009 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

biggest problem w/ the first album was it didn't have any of the gaga 'personality' to it. it just sounded mad generic, like anyone could do it. saying 'but what if britney did pokerface' kind of proves my thinking - if she is going to act like this big special pretentious queen of pop, dont have generic 'could be done by anyone' songs. sure they were catchy, they are pop songs, most of them are.

all of the stuff from the second album sounds really good and like something i'd expect from her personlity tho, so i am coming around to it.

and whoever said her goofiness gets her a free pass upthread is otm.

a hoy hoy, Friday, 13 November 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Love Game is straight garbage. Thought 'The Fame' was pretty poor apart from 3 of the 4 singles.

mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 13 November 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I cannot see Britney doing Poker Face. Britney is too passive as a vocal presence (especially nowadays) to pull it off.

musically, Friday, 13 November 2009 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, otm

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

she could do the staccato talky parts, just not the big belting melodic part

windows XD (some dude), Friday, 13 November 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I feel like Lady Gaga is the least we should expect from pop stars now: Memorable visuals and decent hooks. I find the whole thing grating when people act like she's some kind of innovative paragon.

da croupier, Friday, 13 November 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean to say "I only the whole thing grating when..."

da croupier, Friday, 13 November 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

musically she's a bit like kanye west in that her songs sort of smush up these amazing, thrilling moments and melodies with intolerably irritating KMT affectations and lyrics, so one minute you're belting along with her and the next you're flinching.

lex pretend, Friday, 13 November 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

who will her Unexpected Collaborator be for her next album – Brendan O'Brien?

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

All her singles grow on me gradually and I think eventually I will buy The Fame, but all I really have to add is that I keep wanting her to be "Lady O'Gaga," as in Queen's "Radio Gaga." Alternately, inserting her into David Bowie's "Lady Stardust" kinda works.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 November 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

inserting her into David Bowie's "Lady Stardust" kinda works.

::stuffs fist into mouth::

Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Friday, 13 November 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The only time I have knowingly heard Lady Gaga was in August, over the coliseum PA during a High School Rodeo at the Minnesota State Fair.

Durian Durian (Jon Lewis), Friday, 13 November 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

The only thing I wanna know is whether it's "Gaga" or "GaGa." It's the former on her official website, MySpace, and Wikipedia but the latter on AMG and IMDB. Billboard seems confused.

Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 13 November 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"paparazzi" and "bad romance" are also arguably her best songs, so that might explain the uptick in popularity on this board

― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:27 (17 hours ago)

mm. paparazzi is def one of the highlights of the year for me

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Friday, 13 November 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, The Fame Monster is seriously perfect.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Like, it makes her first album sound terribly amateurish in comparison.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

you don't say!

peed on tree (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 November 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

no seriously.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

only one I'm not getting is "So Happy I Could Die," but I'll be listening to this album for a while so I don't count out warming up to it.

musically, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i can't imagine listening to lady gaga for a while, to be perfectly honest

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 16 November 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I love "So Happy I Could Die", it has this sort of early Pet Shop Boys, melancholic sound to it.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought u liked Gaga surmy

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i do but the idea of putting an album on makes me kind of sick. sorry i love u

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 16 November 2009 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

btw after hearing it once, i don't think i ever need to hear alejandro again. it's not even bad, it just doesn't sound like much

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 16 November 2009 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

alright i'm gonna download this

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 05:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked it better when I just assumed all of ILM hated lady gaga

iatee, Monday, 16 November 2009 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow. Didn't know she had a Speechless in her. It's very Beatlesesque perhaps? Maybe just the guitar solo. But epic balladry and so forth are a good look for her.

Teeth is a great little vamp that has a sort of...20s jazz and/or rockabilly air to it. So Happy etc. needs more time to ruminate.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Monday, 16 November 2009 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEQdrfFfawM

ZOMG

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I love the drums in the chorus to "Monster," they're very HI-NRG ish

The Brainwasher, Monday, 16 November 2009 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It occurs to me that "Bad Romance" is a bit of an inferior retread of Cyndi Lauper's excellent "Into The Nightlife" from the beginning of the year (or so?)... Same producer perhaps.

Tim F, Monday, 16 November 2009 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link

wow those youtube girls

a hoy hoy, Monday, 16 November 2009 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

those youtube girls!!!! their other covers are awesome too - check out "obsessed" and "hello" in partic

best thing i'll see this week, better than gaga

lex pretend, Monday, 16 November 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

is a bit of an inferior retread of Cyndi Lauper's excellent "Into The Nightlife" from the beginning of the year (or so?)... Same producer perhaps.

late last year, not RedOne, produced by Swedes Astrom & Boback :)

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 16 November 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

youtube girls!

estebutt bannez (The Reverend), Monday, 16 November 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't want to, but I'm kinda loving "Bad Romance."

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpg

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

one more resaon to not like her

peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't want to, but I'm kinda loving "Bad Romance."

― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

um, did this really just happen?

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously tho, the Ooooh's in the chorus of that song remind me of something and i can't place it.

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I like the "gaga aroro lala" weirdo part of the song but the rest is draggy.

milliband (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't want to, but I'm kinda loving "Bad Romance."

― Alex in NYC, Monday, November 16, 2009 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Me too. It gets played a lot where I work these days and I can't get it out of my head. I do agree with Abbott that the gaga aroro lala part is the best though.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"Dance in the Dark" is awesome.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

blergh i hate the chorus in "bad romance." the whole thing is just such a frankenstein of a song, and yeah a couple parts are fun ("gaga aroro lala" and "love love love") but nothing fits together nicely and then the chorus just bursts in with that ugly eurotrash synth and those 'woah-oh-oh's.

samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually like the chorus the most, even tho i strongly believe that the "woah-oh-oh's" part is ripped off something i can't quite put my finger on

but i totally agree that the song is too "frankenstein," and the pieces sound too forcefully fitted together

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw, i don't really love the "ra-ra-ga-ga" part

dunno why it just doesn't really move me either way

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 05:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm caving too, "Bad Romance" is tremendous

some dude, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

:-O

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

well it is

my full five minutes of iguana time (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link

this worthless piece of woman destroys Beyonce's awesome new video in a sublime way

such a shame

rizzx, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

xp yup.

m the g, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link

It's the mid-1990s Benelux hard trance hoovers on Bad Romance which thrill me the most... very 10 o'clock in the morning at Trade...

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

the synths on Bad Romance DO sort of sound like something from Outside The Gate

Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

frankenstein of a song otm

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i've got this mash-up of the choruses and nonsense hooks from "bad romance" and "poker face" that gets in my head on occasion, but i still get bored when i hear either song (seeing is a bit more engaging) and couldn't sing the verses for you. it's like if young madonna wanted to be old madonna.

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"bad romance" would be ok if it didn't rely on that same plodding gaga drum beat

sackful of hollow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I like "paparazzi" though

sackful of hollow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

poker poker poker poker OOH LA GAGA GAHH

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

poker poker poker poker MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

sackful of hollow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I like "Poker Face" but don't really get "Bad Romance" yet---the vocals never really soar like they do on the chorus of "Poker Face", and so there's no resolution to the tension of the "plodding gaga drum beat". It's not a bad song, but I don't hear a monster here.

Yah Kid A (Euler), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I understand that both work the same formula but I just think "Bad Romance" does it way better, cooler chant part, better chorus melody, better lyrics, etc.

some dude, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

"poker face" really earwormed me but it's not that satisfactory to actually listen to, unlike "bad romance" - her vocals in the "poker face" verses are really flat and perfunctory, whereas on "bad romance" they actually match the campy, theatrical words. the production on "bad romance" is a lot more varied and interesting too, and of course she doesn't rap about "bluffing with my muffin"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Just Dance > Bad Romance > Paparazzi > Poker Face >>> LoveGame

mike t-diva, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"Just Dance"? Does that song even still exist?

some dude, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think i can live in a world where al shilpey loves a lady gaga song

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually find it sort of hilarious that everyone, including myself, has caved now

lex pretend, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah upthread i think i mentioned that i was intending to never hear another song of hers, lest i cease loathing her. but "bad romance" is good :(

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.tidespoint.com/books/all_aboard3.jpg

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

bill baggs!

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually find it sort of hilarious that everyone, including myself, has caved now

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 18, 2009 8:04 AM Bookmark

sorry pop, still screwfacin'

steenpunk (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I HAVE NOT CAVED YET.

I said reevaluating. Not converted.

Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400 for aphex twin tentacle sex (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i still consider her a bad artist and a below-average member of the species fwiw

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"telephone" is even better than "bad romance" imo

groovemaaan, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCs9rxGZlyQ

groovemaaan, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

but you can't deny the obvious "Gaga Effect" that's taken place in music since her arrival

but you can't deny the obvious "Gaga Effect" that's taken place in music since her arrival

but you can't deny the obvious "Gaga Effect" that's taken place in music since her arrival

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://brasskeys.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jonestown_06.jpg

jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

classy

lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan's posts itt are hilarious

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

One good single in five hardly marks her as essential at this point.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't just not dislike lady gaga, i full on like her, but i've got a reluctance about it that's probably why you're all so uncomfortable about coming around to it, too. like it's cool, i'll take it, i'm down with it, but aren't we used to something a little bit better?

samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

top 40 music has always been kinda "it's cool, i'll take it, i'm down with it, but aren't we used to something a little bit better?"

broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"Bad Romance" and "Poker Face" are stored in the Tony Orlando & Dawn zone of my brain (note: the exact percentage of my brain which is the Tony Orlando & Dawn portion has not been experimentally determined yet and may in fact be 100%)

broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

xp what i meant was, but aren't we used to something a little better from mega huge big deal pop stars. my expectations for the rest of the top 40 are low, obviously.

samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fame Monster is actually quite good, maybe? Like...not just serviceable. Perhaps I'm just pleased to hear some variety. Who knows?

Speechless is really clicking with me today. It works that epic piano/guitar ballad angle very very well. It's not the Beatles (although that opening guitar slide is directly copped from Abbey Road) and it's not Elton, but I can't place who she's stealing from here. It's frustrating. Nonetheless, despite the weird GaGa metaphors and lines about "bubble dreams" and "Johnny Walker eyes" she now has a song that lets her really indulge in vocal melodrama, and acquits herself quite well. It's not attention-grabbing in the way that Telephone is or as perfectly 80s as Dancing in the Dark, but it's an unexpectedly welcome turn.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

top 40 music has always been kinda "it's cool, i'll take it, i'm down with it, but aren't we used to something a little bit better?"

― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, November 18, 2009 2:26 PM (28 minutes ago)

this is a general-ass statement

no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

That said, the line about "Raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked-up friends" def. sounds like "rectal" when she slurs it.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i like this song too fwiw. pretty epically constructed track

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I just wish I could puzzle of the referent. It's something really obvious. There is SOMEONE who does this kind of piano thing alll the time and it's basically a pro forma version of their steez. This is endlessly annoying, especially since it's normally so OBVIOUS who she's cribbing from. (Not a critique. The musical magpie trait of GaGa is one of her best - see Poker Face's rescue of one glorious melodic line of Aqua's Barbie Girl from an otherwise grating song, Alejandro's Ace of Base-isms, etc.)

Anyone know what I'm talking about viz. Speechless, or am I totally insane.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

re: her style in particular -- i really, really liked it at first. it's right up my alley. but i can see it getting old really fast. i mean, if she continues doing the same "crazy, different" thing, it's not going to be exciting anymore. who knows tho, it's early yet.

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

xp alex, maybe queen? my wife was noting similarities, altho no specific examples come to mind

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

bad romance is a rly rly great chorus

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i cant understand liking her right away ... her presumptuousness was pretty unbearable

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

man she is severely superfluous on that B track

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

xp i had reservations but i got over them pretty quickly, altho i think her "weirdness" doesn't show up on record nearly as often or as intensely as i'd like.

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

there was zero weirdness on tracks like "let's dance"

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

thats what i mean, she makes pretty standard dance music for all her fashion eccentricities

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

for pop music, i would think bjork wearing a swan dress to the oscars is weird by most measures, if only because she seemed kind of surprised by ppl thinking it was weird. gaga's steez is a bit of an affectation, but it's at least fun imo.

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

*for comparison in pop music

sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I was always surprised that people were so surprised by Bjork wearing a swan dress at the Oscars. Putting her in the worst dressed of all time lists. It's Björk... She never dressed normally, did they expect her to arrive in a Versace satin boob dress?

LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i've got this mash-up of the choruses and nonsense hooks from "bad romance" and "poker face" that gets in my head on occasion, but i still get bored when i hear either song (seeing is a bit more engaging) and couldn't sing the verses for you.

― da croupier, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:00 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kinda have a pet theory that this is actually something that's subconsciously appealing in all gaga's stuff, some sort of maddening absent centre that's not just down to the whole distracting extraneous pr whirligig but seems to me to be something intrinsic to everything of hers - putting like and dislike aside for a second i'm always quite interested to sit thru any given gaga song again whenever one comes on, just to fill in the gap, and then lose it again. even her face! - i can never really exactly recall what she looks like. it's proper peculiar.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

stranger still is that 'bad romance' is the one i don't having trouble remembering how it goes, despite i suppose it being gaga's most contorted ever on the face of it. not that i can back it up particularly intuitively but intuitively speaking i feel its her most linear song yet.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

mum mum mum maaaaww

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

underrated 'telephone' on autogoon yesterday btw! darkchild + harpsichords = massive cognitive yesss

r|t|c, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Evidently, "Bad Romance is STEEPED IN THE IMAGERY OF THE OCCULT!!!

No wonder I like it.

hail satan.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently everything by her is.

those Vigilant citizen reads on her are interesting though, I'll admit

Ivan, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

darkchild + harpsichords

too early for '99 nostalgia

lyrically launched salvo on a plethora of esteemed artist (The Reverend), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

'dance in the dark' is pretty bangin

super goth dance pop (w/ new order style drum fills) abt surviving w/ emotionally abusive bfs ... a lil heavy handed for some tastes perhaps but imo "a good thing"

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link

we know there's a hercules & love affair remix of "bad romance", yes? lucky i already caved, basically

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link

at least when la roux slags off lady gaga i don't have to feel conflicted about defending her any more

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

god la roux truly is the worst isn't she

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw that h&la remix: http://www.last.fm/music/Lady+GaGa/_/Bad%2BRomance%2B%2528Hercules%2B%2526%2BLove%2BAffair%2BRemix%2529

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9erp09-INvA

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link

pharrell:

"Whenever you start your next album, I would love to give you a mean up-tempo."

"I was probably the last one to get it, but, now that I got it, there's no other artist. It's not whether you have blue eyes or a fat ass or can rhyme--it's about a great performance, it's about a performer willing to be theatrical beyond."

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

First 50 or so posts on this thread are worse than the gay thread on its worst day.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh no!!! RIP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQELoPvdLeQ

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

this thread really should just be insane gaga pics and insane symbology theories, anyway

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

how will this thread survive without the cosign of "eric h."?? might as well just lock it

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Guys I bought the expanded edition of The Fame Monster in a moment of weakness and decided I do like her alot, especially the new songs. Love her nod to ABBA's "Fernando" on "Alejandro". The non-singles on The Fame grabbed me a lot more than I expected to.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I really like the stuff she has done so far, although I see some reviewers mention her as a "new Madonna", and I guess that is a bit too early. Also reminding them how Cyndi Lauper was still a much bigger phenomenon than Madonna at the start of both's careers.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Love love love love "Speechless".

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 November 2009 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I feel like Lady Gaga is the least we should expect from pop stars now: Memorable visuals and decent hooks. I find the whole thing grating when people act like she's some kind of innovative paragon.

Innovative paragons haven't become huge international pop stars for at least 25 years.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 30 November 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpNSYwzjVhw

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 30 November 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

how will this thread survive without the cosign of "eric h."?? might as well just lock it

― will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 24, 2009 12:28 PM (6 days ago)

I'm only sorry I didn't see this in time to give him the 51st SB.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

jordan was very testy with this thread from the beginning so I'm not sure why he was defending it from you so vociferously.

musically, Monday, 30 November 2009 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Lady Gaga is an affront to Gucci Mane-loving gays everywhere, perhaps?

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ both of you guys being so butthurt at someone you won't have to hear from for the next 4 days

it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

4 WEEKS, i mean

it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

xp judging by your 'efforts' on this thread the two of you are infinitely more worthy of sanction than jordan's ever been; any moderator with the slightest regard for what ilx should be about ought to recognise that rather than feebly bleating on about merely being a conduit for the idiot whims of the masses and their precious hurt feelings.

r|t|c, Monday, 30 November 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

lol stfu all of you

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean do we really need to do this in another fucking thread?

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh can we talk about the state of rap here instead?

r|t|c, Monday, 30 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

roffle @ electrocution youtube btw

r|t|c, Monday, 30 November 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ both of you guys being so butthurt at someone you won't have to hear from for the next 4 days

― it's a crazy college where you come from (some dude)

why would i be offended by jordan? like i said, he was "defending" this thread while Eric H was the one who was savaging it ever so mercilessly. idk why everyone's trying to bring the dram here, someone bump a political thread or something.

musically, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

re-lolled @ j0rdan itt

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link

*doesn't analyze*

― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:27 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link

at least 2 other people i know have confirmed that the "oooh-ooh" chorus in Bad Romance sounds annoyingly like it's from something else.

i don't know that this is what i was thinking of, but Jimmy Soul's "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life" uses the same note progression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

It reminds me of something I would hear Ronnie Spector do on a Ronettes track...I should listen to Back to Mono and see if something stands out.

musically, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"The Fame Monster" is really strong nonetheless. I see some reviewers claiming that, even though the album is good, none of the tracks are as good as "Poker Face" and "Just Dance", but personally I see "Bad Romance" and "Telephone" as the best she's ever done so far.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

No, I agree with "some reviewers", except Poker Face is terrible. But Fame Monster > The Fame. That's for sure. I'm kind of hoping Lady Gaga moves a bit away from the overproduced electropop sound.

one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

but toward what?

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I prefer the electropop sound. There still aren't so many acts like that today. Not counting Swedish and Norwegian acts, it's her, La Roux, Kylie Minogue and the odd track by other people such as Britney, Madonna and Rihanna. Still needs more.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Somewhere near the beginning of "Bad Romance", I hear "Kung Fu Fighting"! It is a good song, though, and seems to have a big crossover appeal. Oh, and whoever said something about Lady Gaga's weird anonymity upthread was OTM - I don't know whether it's a side-effect of some of those full-veil costumes (like at the VMAs), but her facial features keep swirling around endlessly, never actually settling on a memorable face. It's almost disturbing - like she has some mad Victorian attic-lady shit going on or something.

Lostandfound, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, it's just makeup, costumery and cameras . . . . it was really cool at first, now it's kinda cool, and soon i'm gonna be ready to just see her in a pair of jeans and a fucking shirt

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Ann Powers has been posting a live review of her show on Twitter tonight.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i would rather choke on my own vomit

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNq1jSqakIQ

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

2nd song is ridic

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8CUn2VsgzU

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Is "Fever" the same song she gave to Adam Lambert?

musically, Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess I'm the only person who thinks "Bad Romance" is a step backwards after "Paparazzi"?

Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Certainly it's bordering on derivative.

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xp no you're right, it sounds like anime fanvid music

Salvador Dali Parton (Turangalila), Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha. otm.

original bgm, Thursday, 3 December 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i definitely think Paparazzi kills Bad Romance's ass

i just heard the track MONSTER this morning. as i was listening to it, i was like, what is this amazing music. and as i was bending down to look at the itunes program on my boyfriend's macintosh computer, i knew what i would see in front of me -- the name "Lady Gaga." what do you know, there it was.

Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 6 December 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

and btw musically i think this thread was a good idea. i don't want to have to consider the world of vacuous pop everytime i talk about a lady gaga song :D

Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 6 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Picking up a singles collection in 10 yrs is about how excited I can get for Lady Gaga

goddamn smirky eyebrow-raised gucci autogoons nowadays (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 6 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

something about the placement of her voice in the mix in songs like Monster, Paparazzi and the verses (ONLY THE VERSES ffs) of LoveGame reminds me of like smart, *trashier* oldschool RnB.

Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 6 December 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

and btw just to keep it real
http://www.dlisted.com/files/ladycacaforreal.jpg

girl has definitely had a job of the nose

Do you love me now? (surm), Sunday, 6 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

my god, u r obsessed!

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Somewhere near the beginning of "Bad Romance", I hear "Kung Fu Fighting"!

I heard that too, fwiw:

http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=1625

xhuxk, Monday, 7 December 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i am not obsess! but im telling that monster song is kick ass

Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I do like Lady Gaga, but exactly where is that Gaga effect referred to in the original post here? The only hit from 2009 I can think of that is obviously influenced by Lady Gaga is is "Evacuate The Dancefloor" by Cascada. Some may add La Roux, but they have gone straight to the original source, namely 80s synthpop, and I don't really hear any Lady Gaga in their music.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 7 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i meant the nosejob thing, I am a little obsessed myself tho, can't stop watching youtube clips of her, it is amazing the energy and polish she brings to the crappiest of daytime tv spots.

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 7 December 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh well i mean i just saw a pic of her recently and her nose actually looked tiny (helped that she was wearing gigantic sunglasses)

so i was like hmmmm

Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 7 December 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

this is all negated by how tiny her nose looks in three yr old clips 4 me

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 7 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

are u making fun of me?

Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 7 December 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what? no i mean yeah her nose is a schnozz in the pic u posted but it really isn't big at all in the way older youtube clips from before she was famous, so u kno, there's way worse things with that picture neway

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 7 December 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

that pic is just rock and roll tbh

what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

The nosejob may as well be influenced by this woman though:
http://frecuenciax.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/a43amy-winehouse.jpg

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

no you are right "I know, right?" -- she does appear to have a normal-ish nose in the "before she was famous" youtube clips

i can't bring myself to watch anymore of those tho, it's like OK I GET IT, she played some legit shows BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS woooohooooooooo

Do you love me now? (surm), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/4rb1gm.jpg

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lol was totes gonna post that same picture

Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

speechless isn't bad huh?

Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like Queen, 'n she played it for the Queen

Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

even hearing a little Beatles in this one

Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow. Didn't know she had a Speechless in her. It's very Beatlesesque perhaps? Maybe just the guitar solo. But epic balladry and so forth are a good look for her.

Teeth is a great little vamp that has a sort of...20s jazz and/or rockabilly air to it. So Happy etc. needs more time to ruminate.

― wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Monday, November 16, 2009 5:59 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

right. Teeth is fucking awesome.

Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Still prefer the electropop numbers. When she tries sounding like Queen, she ends up sounding closer to Mika instead. The electropop ones are all ace though.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Teeth is neither, really

Do you love me now? (surm), Saturday, 12 December 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

saw some interview with her last night. it's like, i'm cool with the ideas behind her "art" -- but she needs to stop using the word "art" so much and dropping references to warhol and shit. it's like, she does have really good ideas, but she markets herself as such a cliche

Do you love me now? (surm), Monday, 14 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah she needs to make "show don't tell" her mantra

some dude, Monday, 14 December 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

gaagaaolaala-a

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 14 December 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

worst uhhh...."thing" ever to happen to music

goodnight

rizzx, Monday, 14 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

The only hit from 2009 I can think of that is obviously influenced by Lady Gaga is is "Evacuate The Dancefloor" by Cascada

heard this song every day when i was home over thanksgiving, god this is a piece of shit

k3vin k., Monday, 14 December 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i was thinking of that alexandra burke song maybe?

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 14 December 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

fucking HELL the synth madness going on under the first round of ra-ma-la-las on "bad romance"

basically playing "paparazzi", "bad romance", "telephone" and "teeth" incessantly now :/

lex pretend, Thursday, 17 December 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEENCH

lex pretend, Thursday, 17 December 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

"he needs to stop using the word "art" so much and dropping references to warhol and shit."

Her interviews are the sole reason that it took me about six months to come around to her records. She reminded me of Placebo's Brian Molko acting if he was the first person in the world to have read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. "Yeah, there's this guy Andy Warhol. You won't have heard of him. He said this really interesting thing about celebrity…" (not a verbatim quote btw)

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Thursday, 17 December 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^THIS.

Would that I had been blissfully unaware, I could have enjoyed the music 10x more.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like, part of the reason why pop music is so fun is that the artistry in it doesn't have to be so serious. it can be, and should be taken as such at times, but to brand genuinely fun work with a label as generic as "art" or "warhol" seems dumb

Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

to brand genuinely fun work with a label as generic as "art" or "warhol" seems dumb

Or ... smart? I'm curious where she goes with all this. Frankly, the thing that bugs me the most about huge pop stars like Madonna or Beyonce or Rihanna or Mariah or whomever is their total inability - or refusal - to wrestle with the precepts of postmodernism. When any of them do try, it just seems so ... managed. Or mannered. Or maybe in the case of Gaga, dumb. Don't know if she'll do it, but if Gaga ultimately delivers on her nascent subversion (dormroom variety or no), I'd be very happy, because I can't think of the last pop star (US pop star, at least) that pulled that off and had so much apparent fun in the process.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess there's a happy medium. she just seems so pleased with herself.

Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

who the fuck wants postmodernism from their pop stars?

gynecologic pop (The Reverend), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

in theory i kinda do but in practice i want it to happen by accident

plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe I missed her earlier, annoying interviews, but big interviews namechecking Cindy Sherman and coming out with lines like this actually make me feel better about being such a sucker for "Bad Romance"

"Celebrity life and media culture are probably the most overbearing pop-cultural conditions that we as young people have to deal with, because it forces us to judge ourselves," she said. "I guess what I am trying to do is take the monster and turn the monster into a fairy tale."

"If you're on an island, stranded, and all you have is sticks and leaves and pineapples, you're gonna make a boat out of sticks and leaves and pineapples," she said. "I view glamour and celebrity life and these plastic assumptions as the pineapples. And I spend my career harvesting pineapples, and making pies and outfits and lipsticks that will free my fans from their stranded islands."

Milton Parker, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd probably make pina coladas and chill first but each to his own

plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

or this (this story, great example of an interview trying to come off knowing and snide and just utterly humiliating themselves)

Gaga insists on explaining the concept of her show, which is on the wildly original theme of evolution... So far so predictable, but then she goes on: “My evolution is from the beginning of time, so I start as a cell [she shows me a costume like a geodesic dome], and then I become a vertebrate, and then I become a full animal, and there’s the birth of the economy, and trade and war, and then it’s the Apocalypse. Because we as a society are taught politically and religiously that the Apocalypse is coming, it’s on its way. But what I’m saying with my show is, ‘We’re there right now: this is the Apocalypse.’ The fact that we’re surrounded by cement and we’ve already killed everything means the Apocalypse has happened.

"So the idea for me is to give a sense of repose and solace to my fans, that we’re here, we did it already, and now it’s about accepting where we are and looking more joyfully into the future."

Milton Parker, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i kind of like those ideas. i like the idea that she's taking ugly things and making them beautiful, to be honest. and it helps the case that she's kind of ugly, herself. but i guess she is repping for a kind of uber-creativity, when it comes to human error and potential. that's pretty cool.

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 18 December 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i have never read any interviews w/ her and i think both of those quoted passages are wonderful. brilliant, fun and subversive and a very good way - an inspirational, forward-thinking & creatively engaged way. and that's exactly what i got from her songs and videos without reading the interviews anyway, so i think she does do the "show don't tell" thing pretty well.

i like the idea that she's taking ugly things and making them beautiful, to be honest. and it helps the case that she's kind of ugly, herself. but i guess she is repping for a kind of uber-creativity, when it comes to human error and potential. that's pretty cool.

― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:22 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is what i love most about her, and why i mentioned marilyn manson upthread.

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Friday, 18 December 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, so I've got a chance to see the traveling performance art installation that's called Lady Gaga at the Nokia Theater tonight. Will report back on Illuminati agents, theosophical rituals, and orbiting mind control lasers.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm kind of over Gaga talking about 'art' and am now more annoyed with the lip service she pays to her fans. MTV asked her who her favorite artist of the year was and she said "my fans," come the fuck on.

forkslovecraftcthulhu (some dude), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

an early xmas gift: fred phelps has discovered lady gaga!

http://jezebel.com/5433133/reverend-fred-phelps-god-hates-lady-gaga

"THOU HADST A WHORE'S FOREHEAD"

lex pretend, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

She does do the fan service thing a lot, but it hasn't started to grate on me yet. It's kind of cute. She's playing up the "I am like you" card, which seems well-intentioned if slightly manipulative.

Do you love me now? (surm), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Crazy but highly entertaining symbolic exegesis of 'Bad Romance' video.

Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i always wonder who these videos harm if all the bad stuff is hidden, answer me that crazy christian watchdogs

plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

She does do the fan service thing a lot, but it hasn't started to grate on me yet. It's kind of cute. She's playing up the "I am like you" card, which seems well-intentioned if slightly manipulative.

― Do you love me now? (surm), Wednesday, December 23, 2009 4:11 PM (5 hours ago)

it's just played, it'd be nice if she'd just answer the damn question

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 December 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

:( damn i'm really loving the fame monster, that throaty scream at the end of "speechless" is really something, reminds me of like, courtney love or something

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ok phew "dance in the dark" and "telephone" both kinda suck but the first three tracks are pretty awesome

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

*four

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"MONSTER" is still kicking my ass

i had it on at a party the other night, and it sounded so fresh, cutting and inspired.

Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 24 December 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Wasn't recruited by Illuminati, but the show was tremendously great

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 24 December 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"speechless" is beautiful, fuck

k3vin k., Friday, 25 December 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

teeth has been kinda in my head

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 25 December 2009 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"speechless" is beautiful, fuck

^^^my process of appreciation of the fame monster. "speechless is a pretty decent george harrison guitar rip, isn't it --> wow, speechless is really something --> speechless is stuck in my head. always."

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 25 December 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The exegesis blog post is amazing. Makes you wonder if Matthew Barney + Bjork = Gaga, but the dates don't quite work.

Soukesian, Friday, 25 December 2009 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

"If you're on an island, stranded, and all you have is sticks and leaves and pineapples, you're gonna make a boat out of sticks and leaves and pineapples," she said. "I view glamour and celebrity life and these plastic assumptions as the pineapples. And I spend my career harvesting pineapples, and making pies and outfits and lipsticks that will free my fans from their stranded islands."

This is really the heart of the appeal of Gaga for me, aside from the songs being great - - I recognize this thing she's doing, taking all the hugeness of celebrity glamour/pantomime as a toybox that's open to everybody, including big-nosed weirdos who presumably spent their teenage years listening to "Radio Ga Ga" and/or "Lady Stardust" as discussed upthread. This is why the "my fans are my favorite artist" thing works for me - it would undermine the whole fucking point of the show if it weren't a mirror pointed back at the fans encouraging them to fashion their own celebrity out of whole cloth and/or pineapples.

Whether that's a viable dream or not, it makes sense to me. An acquaintance of mine has been doing these choreographed zombie/glitter dress-up shows for ages on a $20 budget with a bunch of keyboards and bearded weirdos. I'm sure you all have come into contact with similar things. Now there might be pitfalls there and the strength of the music as music is going to vary from performer to performer, but the idea that freaks and oddballs who never fit in can by force of will re-create the unobtainable fantasy world they've been fed since birth is groovy. IMO. Of course all this might be just me retreading Camp 101, I dunno, but I think it's neat.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 December 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess what I'm sort of getting at is that somehow Gaga represents a DIY spirit, applied to pop music, even though nothing about her entire aesthetic is DIY in the slightest - not the music, certainly not the production values (although there is some idea about all the costumes etc. coming out of a stable of her close friends or something)... more that the attitude/posture/relationship to pop is that of an outsider making the scene they want out of what's available to them. If that makes any sense.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 December 2009 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link

(final addendum, all of the above is written from the perspective of a big-nosed weirdo who spent his teenage years listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Billy Joel and would very much like to be famous and surrounded by sexy people in glittered rubber costumes. so i'm a bit biased.)

Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 December 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah "speechless" is as much a billy joel bite as anything, at least melodically

k3vin k., Monday, 28 December 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone else notice "Bad Romance" nods to/cops from ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

well now i do

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 28 December 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a half-baked theory going on that gaga's early bog-standard generic stuff was a trojan horse for what she really wanted to foist on the world, and "speechless" and "teeth" bear this out rather

lex pretend, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course, that's sort of how Eminem started out, too, and for all the subsequent highs, we all know how that turned out.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Eminem started out with bog-standard stuff?

autogoon collective (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

well ok, but that wasn't exactly his public first impression. that's pretty much equivalent to gaga's bar band gigs upthread

autogoon collective (The Reverend), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah "Bad Romance" has always reminded me of "Don't Bring Me Down"

De Suggestivistban (some dude), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs95QrCOvng

lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently this is Megan Phelps' (of Westboro Baptist Church infamy) version of "Poker Face":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhyx1wtP9S0

Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 8 January 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought those were the lyrics on screen for a moment

musically, Friday, 8 January 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i heard Monster coming out of someone's earbuds on a train today. it was exciting. i tried to give him the "oh, i know" look but i'm not sure if he caught on

Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 8 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link

What's the "Oh, I know" look, surm?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 8 January 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala.com/

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

xp lol i'm not really sure, which is why i don't think he got it either

Do you love me now? (surm), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://raraahahahromaromamagagaoohlala.com/

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Kylie is a vacant Phifer (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

the Monster line "Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell" is my favorite pop lyric of the moment! yay

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 20 January 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2m7xksp.jpg

Cunga, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

A+

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 21 January 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

There is absolutely no reason Lady GaGa's name should have been used in that headline. Pathetic. Definitely a horrifying tragedy, but no reason to publicize it like that.

Is this why you Britishers hate the Daily Mail?

you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

tip, iceberg

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

That Oprah performance where she's hitting the car windshield w/ a mace and trying so desperately to make it dramatic confirms that she's still biting off more than she can chew with the crazy setpieces (see also: awkwardly sitting at the piano in crazy outfit on SNL, looking down to make sure her fake blood was running on the VMAs). So much of what she does could be awesome if it came off effortless and not so amateurish.

some dude, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

do u like any of her other newer songs besides BR?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I've only heard a couple once or twice, and they didn't stick, but again haven't really givent hem a chance to. What are the best ones?

some dude, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm big on "speechless", which is sort of a weird billy joel/queen ballad, and "alejandro" is nice too

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

monster. alejandro is eh

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and TEETH

you have to forgive me (surm), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently, Daily Mail hate Lady Gaga.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESKGuXsVJE

Kevin John Bozelka, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

one of our local drag performers made a vid to Bad Romance. it's good, y'see:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L33CqwDq3Lo&hl=en_US&fs=1&";></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L33CqwDq3Lo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Ivan, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

it's my first time trying to embed anything and I fucked up! nooooooooooooo here's the normal link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L33CqwDq3Lo

Ivan, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wtf

Ivan, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"alejandro" is massive imo

lol @ amon gif

waka shame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

welcome to ILX, Ivan

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i find "speechless" genuinely moving and "telephone" is such a banger. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I LIVE IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION! the crookers remix is great too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAme2dwt--g

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yes that is good

waka shame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I like "So Happy I Could Die" - very nice, striking chord change at the end of the chorus. "Alejandro" is AWFUL though.

Freedom, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I was also really annoyed by this live performance of "Speechless", where at one point she paused and adopted an anguished facial expression, presumably as a heavy-handed means of achieving pathos.

Freedom, Thursday, 28 January 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

brainflash/fart: LG should cover the title track from Bowie's "Diamond Dogs". I mean, the lyrics are perfect for her.

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Ozzy Osbourne likes her

The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

From some of the stage clothes that he used to wear, I can understand why.

might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

So what's this "Retro Physical" song that just leaked out? It's good, but I need to put in context with something. I mean, songs like these don't just get thrown away and unused, do they?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 29 January 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brWT-Skj_Gc

Johnny Fever, Friday, 29 January 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

swagger jacker. sounds like Glass Candy.

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 29 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

it's old, like 2007-2008

musically, Friday, 29 January 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

It is? Somehow that makes me like it even more.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

"Speechless" is the weirdest hybrid of Neko Case and Oasis. It's actually not bad, which is even weirder.

Lostandfound, Friday, 29 January 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Lady Gaga article in the WSJ, pretty interesting analysis if nothing spectacularly novel:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704094304575029621644867154.html?mod=djemLifeStyle_h

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

xp yea but there's also something strongly burlesque to it, in the style of a western -- something you would expect to hear in a saloon scene in a movie by quentin tarantino.

Bad Romance and Dance in the Dark just made sense for me this morning. buggin. Dance in the Dark is wonderfully subtle and epic at the same time. and Bad Romance actually made me cry :/

you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

try not to gag

you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 29 January 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

lady gag

some dude, Friday, 29 January 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

lady gagger

might seem normal (snoball), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

gaga reflex

some dude, Friday, 29 January 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

airport Gagage handlers

might seem normal (snoball), Friday, 29 January 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The Legend of Gaga Vance

might seem normal (snoball), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

ahhhahahahahahahahahaha

you have to forgive me (surm), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

warning: right-wing religious homophobia

http://videogum.com/archives/parodies/god_hates_lady_gaga_111821.html

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Monday, 1 February 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the video within, not the link. gabe's great obv

wtf lebron, that chick doesn't need a gatorade bath (k3vin k.), Monday, 1 February 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

omg the little "god hates you" poorly done background voice in the first verse cracked my shit up

vacation to outer darkness (Abbott), Monday, 1 February 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"Speechless" is in my head to stay, but before I know it I'm singing Westlife's "Swear it again". Surely I can't be the only one??

Not the real Village People, Monday, 1 February 2010 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://soundcloud.com/djcremoso/poker-face-dj-cremoso-remix

Now, Saturday, 6 March 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe how good "Telephone" is. The Fame Monster at large is pretty amazing, it almost makes me want to forgive the likes of LoveGame and theBeautiful Dirty Rich for their indiscretions

yeahhh (surm), Monday, 8 March 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

B-b-but "Love Game" is fantastic!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 8 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

n-n-no

how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

'telephone' video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY

all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

coulda been better , eh?

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

wasn't as good as Paparazzi or Bad Romance. Camp can't just be camp, it has to be done exceedingly well and this came off as a bit film student project.

musically, Friday, 12 March 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, like they lost direction about 1/3 of the way thru

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like Videophone was a lot better than this

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

absurd amounts of product placement in this (including lol polaroid)

all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link

definitely came dangerously close to being a Virgin commercial.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

started to press play until i saw 9:32 on the time display, fuck outta here gaga

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

why does caring about making good videos always inevitably translate to making tediously long videos where half of it doesn't even have any music

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link

she looks disarmingly winehouse-ish in parts

all-beef patty hearst (donna rouge), Friday, 12 March 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

that was a bit of a mess. chopping up the song so much is annoying, the dialogue is heavy-handed and unfunny camp, the thelma & louise stuff a massive cliché and the whole sexy-lesbian-prisoner aesthetic makes me cringe a bit. shoulda been so much better!

(really like the song though.)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, 12 March 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Version of this from the J Ross show last week was pretty stomping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtYDN-kCjJ4

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 12 March 2010 09:05 (fourteen years ago) link

why does caring about making good videos always inevitably translate to making tediously long videos where half of it doesn't even have any music

― some dude, Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is otm

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 March 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno, i was pretty entertained.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link

why does caring about making good videos always inevitably translate to making tediously long videos where half of it doesn't even have any music

― some dude, Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is otm

― hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Friday, March 12, 2010 9:06 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

always with weirdly awkward dialogue

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

this would be awesome if you cut out all the non singing bits

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/242zxhc.gif

should really be disgusted by this turn of events cf minaj thread but somehow with beyonce i have to kind of relish the immediate & brutal signature chokehold on any new bitch in the game. this is a stick-up, stick-up, i need them bags or that moneyyyy~~~~

http://i44.tinypic.com/zu5klg.gif

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

dialogue is delib stilted in this vid tho surely plax..? unless you were talking about ships n sarge, in which case i have no explanation.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link

been listening to fame monster a lot lately and have concluded that 1/ there is no validity in any hipster free pass that remarks favourably on the dire and unnecessary 'speechless', and 2/ based on his work here redone stands up to any pantheon of producer/muse conceptual synergy ever, he's fantastic.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

well like i said i haven't even watched the thing yet, just the length discouraged me from getting excited about the YOUTUBE WORLD PREMIERE and i'll just watch it when it's on MTV Hits instead. but "Paparazzi" is one of my least favorite videos by her so my hopes weren't really high anyway.

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yah alright man no shots fired! fwiw 'paparazzi' does nothing for me either.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ok lmao @ all of this, especially the point where the song finally starts, all the dialogue in the car, and Black Ty getting third billing for coughing for 30 seconds and then dying

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I dug this. I don't really watch music videos, though, so it was more like, hey cool, 10-minute movie with Gaga and Beyonce that features their song. The gleeful borrowing of B-movie tropes felt very Tarantino to me -- and this was before the Pussy Wagon even showed up.

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

B thought she was doing Jackie Brown but she was still Foxy Cleopatra

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Thought the two of them were more like Vernita Green/Beatrix Kiddo.

jam master (jaymc), Friday, 12 March 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

rtc plz explain your distaste for the great "speechless"!!

k3vin k., Friday, 12 March 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well basically i guess it strikes me as a demonstration of her hokey vegas cabaret side that's needlessly explicit in comparison to how the furious intuitive synthesis of the uptempo europop stuff works (stuff which covers the 'speechless' ground just the same anyway imo). i can see the argument for it working in conceptual concert with the other songs, or even just as a change of pace on the album, but it seems strange if not outright suspect to me why anyone would foreground that track in particular as evidence of something new or worthwhile in gaga's oeuvre.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

also i think it sucks.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i'll get with that last thing you said - i do like it as a distilled one-off of her usually more subtle showtunish side. don't think i could deal with an entire album of them but i like it for what it is

lol and this is an xp

k3vin k., Friday, 12 March 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

leaving aside 'teeth' maybe do you really find it so great you'd take it over any other of the tracks on the album?

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it seems strange if not outright suspect to me why anyone would foreground that track in particular as evidence of something new or worthwhile in gaga's oeuvre.

― r|t|c, Friday, March 12, 2010 4:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agreed insofar as i find it par for the course, as opposed to great.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

no love for Teeth = no credibility

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

'teeth' in comparison i can leave up to personal preference - just not my style i guess - but again would you hold it up to the other 6 songs that aren't 'speechless'? those two tracks seem to me to be an aside from the tru meat of what makes fame monster awesome.

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Teeth is definitely a stylistic aside, but i find the songwriting and vocal performance in it so genuine as to stand ground beside the other tracks. The retro styling isn't as contrived as it is on Speechless.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

plus it's fun to sing

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

always lol @ the lyric " i cannot text u with a drink in my hand, eh "

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

haha that reminds me that i forgot to get round to mentioning lex being otm on the ilm poll thread about always hearing "je veux ton amour I DONT WANNA BE FREEENCH" on bad romance

r|t|c, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I mentioned on Singles Jukebox that I am almost positive that it's "cannot text you while drinking my henney" but idk, I need to listen to a live performance and see if it's clearer there.

musically, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"There was this really amazing quality in 'Paparazzi,' where it kind of had this pure pop music quality but at the same time it was a little bit of commentary on fame culture," she said of her first hook-up with director Jonas Åkerlund, who also helmed the "Telephone" mini-movie. "I wanted to do the same thing with this video — take a decidedly pop song, which on the surface has a quite shallow meaning, and turn it into something deeper: the idea that America is full of young people that are inundated with information and technology and turn it into something that is more of a commentary on the kind of country that we are."

http://nolongerquivering.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/anim_smileyBARF.gif

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

haha seriously

k3vin k., Friday, 12 March 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

super lame

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

ya'll are rong this is a great music video, much prefer it to the song. it's really funny.

samosa gibreel, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i totally agree, so-so song, entertaining video

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

entertaining if you're into that ADD, recycled-tricks thing

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

well it's not 9 and a half minutes entertaining, but when they inevitably cut it down for TV it could be worth repeat viewings

pretty hilarious how she hyped it up like it was gonna put the "Bad Romance" video to shame though

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

My thoughts, from my blog:

The new Lady Gaga video, "Telephone," appeared today. As with her last four clips, it's an elaborate spectacle framing a song that's decent at best. I like Gaga's videos and many of her costumes, and her live performances - the bloody MTV Awards one in particular - are excellent. But her music continues to be utterly dependent on the visuals. It's a total package of which the purely sonic component is still the weakest part. "Bad Romance," "Paparazzi" and "Love Game" are good songs; "Poker Face" is half a good song (the imitation-Peaches portions sink the rest); I can't remember what "Just Dance" sounded like and don't feel like looking it up on YouTube to remind myself. And right now, less than a half hour after watching the "Telephone" video for the first and so far only time, I can't remember the song. This is partly because unlike any previous Gaga video, the song is not allowed to play from beginning to end; it's chopped up and bracketed by several dialogue and action sequences, some of which (the women's-prison segments) work very well, some of which (everything with Beyoncé) don't work very well at all.

Honestly, Beyoncé's presence is one of the biggest stumbling blocks for me. I don't like her music at all - her ballads are histrionic and bland, and her attempts to be uptempo and "hard"/"street" are unconvincing, when they're not just plain boneheaded ("Diva") - and her visual style is nowhere near as interesting as Gaga's. And perhaps most importantly of all, she's not weird or shocking, ever, which makes me wonder why she's in this video/on this song. What she does and what Gaga does are almost totally opposed. And crucially, Gaga looks like the future, while Beyoncé looks like the past. Which makes me wonder if the idea of the collaboration was Gaga's...

Oh, well; at least Beyoncé isn't just doing her usual thing here. Instead, she's dressed/made up like a RealDoll and singing/reciting dialogue in a hyper-stylized voice...basically, playing Nicki Minaj. Who has in turn been playing Lil' Kim (specifically, the Lil' Kim of the "How Many Licks" video) for a couple of years now. So she's found a new, twice-removed way to be uninteresting. An achievement of some small sort, I guess.

As far as Gaga's part of this production, it's a step down from "Bad Romance" and "Paparazzi" despite being a dramatically higher-budget operation - and yeah, you can see it all on the screen. Director Jonas Åkerlund has abandoned the labored grittiness of his videos for The Prodigy and Metallica and gone full LaChappelle here - I'm surprised the thing wasn't shot in Technicolor. The first third or so, which takes place in a high-glam women's prison and features a hermaphrodite joke in its opening minute that actually made me laugh out loud, is the best part of the whole near-ten-minute thing. The costumes are great, mixing the aesthetics of porn, gang culture, and Broadway in a way that really works. Gaga's thinner than she's been in previous clips, and she's wearing even less clothing, at one point dancing in a studded bra and thong with her hair half-bleached and curled with Diet Coke cans (the most subtle product placement in a film bursting with it) and looking like a demonic Amy Winehouse.

When she leaves prison and hooks up with Beyoncé, driving away in Uma Thurman's "Pussy Wagon" from the Kill Bill movies, my heart sank a little.

Previously, Gaga's stolen everything that caught her eye - costumes from old Samantha Fox videos and The Night Porter, imagery and a general vibe from Matthew Barney, Alien and The Warriors, Japanese kegadol (girls in bandages) fetishism...not to mention all the occult symbolism...but she's always made it her own. Gaga-world has always been its own thing until now, with references to Earth that were recognizable, but not blatant and pandering. The presence of the "Pussy Wagon" is clumsy, lowering the whole video to the level of rappers reciting dialogue from Scarface.

The video pretty much goes off a cliff from there - Beyoncé goes to a diner, poisons Tyrese (things perk up again when Gaga is seen in the kitchen, poisoning everyone's food as a recipe appears onscreen), and then the two women dance and sing in a diner full of corpses before driving off in the "Pussy Wagon." The End.

The mini-movie-ness of "Telephone" (which, lyrically, has nothing to do with any of this, though both Gaga and Beyoncé are seen using telephones at several points during the clip) points out what's been becoming more and more obvious with each succeeding Gaga clip - she's not writing songs, she's writing musical numbers. Without the visuals, they're no more interesting than it would be to listen to a Busby Berkeley number on TV in another room. I may well watch this video another time or two, though I doubt it - it's just not as good as her last two or three have been. But would I listen to the song by itself? Absolutely not. As I said above, even right now I can't remember what it sounded like. That seems like bad news for her label, which almost certainly had to lay out some money for a production this elaborate, no matter how many product placements they shoehorned in.

neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, 12 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, to be fair, it says "to be continued ..." so I'm going to withhold judgement until I know for sure how it ends.

That said, I love how she changes costume from scene to scene ... in prison! Awesome.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

haha there must be like 80 other music videos that end with "to be continued" that you're still earnestly awaiting the resolution of

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it basically does the same thing that has pissed me off abt every music video ever that has as much talking as it does of the song, I feel like it would be a tougher act to compress her visuals and narrative into something that expands/explodes what a music video is w/o adding a five minute of a student film with crazy-high production values.

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

But would I listen to the song by itself? Absolutely not. As I said above, even right now I can't remember what it sounded like. That seems like bad news for her label, which almost certainly had to lay out some money for a production this elaborate, no matter how many product placements they shoehorned in.

― neither good nor bad, just a kid like you (unperson), Friday, March 12, 2010 6:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

had u heard the song before watching the video? it took me a few listens.

kind of hilarious to rate LoveGame over Poker Face, Telephone or Just Dance.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Gaga's videos and many of her costumes, and her live performances - the bloody MTV Awards one in particular - are excellent. But her music continues to be utterly dependent on the visuals. It's a total package of which the purely sonic component is still the weakest part.

i feel like this is the antithesis of my reaction to the whole lady gaga phenomenon. the costumery, shenanigans and bloodwork are all slightly cloying if entertaining in their shock appeal, but through it all, you end up finding out that the music is actually kick-ass.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i didn't realize anyone liked that song -- it was pretty lucky for her career momentum that the "Paparazzi" video leaked before "LoveGame" could get a proper chance to try and fail

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Always seemed like she was repeating Madge's career on ffwd, but between Bad Romance and Telephone, feels like Gaga's gone all the way from Vogue to Hanky Panky or something.

Stevie T, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post Yeah, I think this is one of her strengths. She assumes that everyone recognizes that the songs kick ass, so instead moves on and turns her attention to the visuals, which don't really support the music or enhance it but supplement it.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

she's already more pretentious than Madge in full British accent mode

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the "Bad Romance" video totally supports and enhances the song

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno i think the papparazzi blood thing could have been exactly what you're saying surm, but the way she sang that line while she starts to drip with blood is what makes it amazing, its one of the few moments where she's temporarily gelled as the whole package for me.

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

wait sorry i didn't read your post properly, my one neither agrees or disagrees with u!

plax (ico), Friday, 12 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yea i totally love some of her visuals, but i find them secondary. like i don't put lady gaga on for the spectacle, i put her on for the songs.

yeahhh (surm), Friday, 12 March 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

the blood thing was so weak sauce! she totally broke character to look down and make sure the blood was coming out, probably because she wasn't hearing the gasps of shock she'd expected.

some dude, Friday, 12 March 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

^ haha

Well I loved the video, it was so fucking cheesy! It was so knowingly kitsch and tongue in cheek, I even loved the god awful stilted dialogue, the broken mirror line is the best.
Fashion wise it was brilliant, the prison chic was excellent, Beyonce looked perfect as usual, I like her Betty Page wig and GaGa's telephone hair. Loved the 'eh-eh-eh-eh-eh' bits and Tyrese's surely award worthy performance, it was just all round hilarious.
Didn't like the incessant product placement or how long it was and I wish GaGa would stop trying to justify her 'art' until she can actually explain herself clearly.

"Told you she didn't have a dick"
"Too bad"

(Still not as great as the trolololololo vid tho)

we only care about fantasy nachos (RubyNoir), Saturday, 13 March 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ya the mirror line was great - and when B's feeding her the sammich in the beginning

yeahhh (surm), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

did a side by side comparison of GaGa and Roisin Murphy videos last night, inspired by gin. GaGa's are so much more... American.

Roisin's videos are rediculous

yeahhh (surm), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know why I ever had anything bad to say about "Bad Romance" on this thread

caught in a rad bromance (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

feels like Gaga's gone all the way from Vogue to Hanky Panky or something

not sure what you mean because Hanky Panky came straight after Vogue, so its the same timescale!

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

lol good point, i totally forgot Vogue was on the Dick Tracy soundtrack!

yeahhh (surm), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I think "Telephone" is a great song. For Rihanna, it represents probably her best ever single.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the 12 month variation in style between Dear Jessie and Justify My Love has never been matched by a pop star

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

you mean Beyonce

xpost

caught in a rad bromance (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

For some reason I thought Geir was attempting some incredible zing.

Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Saturday, 13 March 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"probably" being the operative morbsesque word there

k3vin k., Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the 12 month variation in style between Dear Jessie and Justify My Love has never been matched by a pop star

― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, March 13, 2010 5:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololol

yeahhh (surm), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

the 12 month variation in style between Dear Jessie and Justify My Love has never been matched by a pop star

Depends on your definition of a pop star. The Beatles, for starters.

Madonna should never have made "Justify My Love" though. Still horrible and worthless crap.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Wanna read something terrible?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beatles, for starters.

doubtful, but let's have your example (4 or more singles in a year all markedly different stylistically)?

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

sequence is different in the US tho (Keep It Together not a single in UK)

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Shit just 1966 alone:

"Paperback Writer" / "Rain" · "Yellow Submarine" / "Eleanor Rigby"

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

How about 1968 these songs are all EXTREMELY different:

"Lady Madonna" / "The Inner Light" · "Hey Jude" / "Revolution"

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

b-sides don't count!

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

for the beatles they do

:( (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty sure some of those are double A sides.

Bad Romance is easily one of the best pop songs of the 2ks.

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

she looks pretty good in panties and bra, but I will challenge Gaga to a dance-off with one leg tied behind my back.

nicky lo-fi, Saturday, 13 March 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I have the same sunglasses as the chick on the right.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Sunday, 14 March 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

So what's all this I've been hearing about some Gaga video where she wears a jacket with GISM and DOOM patches? I have friends who listen to nothing but grindcore and harsh noise who are all pumped about Lady Gaga.

filthy dylan, Sunday, 14 March 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah this just came up in my blog reader - t-shirts taking off Black Flag logo, mock up of Doom's Police Bastard EP etc:

http://damagingnoise.blogspot.com/2010/03/and-mere-minutes-later.html

Reminds me of David Beckham in a Crass t-shirt.

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Heh looks like the Doom/Black Flag pics were done by someone from the Profance Existence board, v impressive photoshop skills tho!

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

haha that blog is hilarious

plax (ico), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I have the same sunglasses as the chick on the right.

― How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Sunday, March 14, 2010 1:55 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

the chick on the right is Lady GaGa's sister

yeahhh (surm), Sunday, 14 March 2010 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

ohokay, cos there was a shot where i thought that WAS gaga, looks a lot like she did in the old clips of her w/ dark hair

plax (ico), Sunday, 14 March 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah exactly, me too

yeahhh (surm), Sunday, 14 March 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Maluca didn't invent can rollers, lots of Gaga stuff is derivative but come on

musically, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I dig this video

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Monday, 15 March 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i like beyonce and lady gaga together a lot

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked their dialogues much more than their song and dance routine

I agree that Gaga outclasses Beyonce in this video and I like unperson's idea that this collab was Gaga's idea, sort of her showing the world that Beyonce is two thousand and LATE

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Monday, 15 March 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol, apparently MTV banned this video

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

mtv show videos?

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

um i watched this video on MTV the other day? and i mean it was the whole thing, bleeped swears and pixellated asses were virtually the only changes i noticed.

all I go is in (some dude), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

People watch MTV?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

there exist people?

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the AMTV video block every morning is pretty good, kinda what people were demanding for years and years (albeit in a timeslot when only people like me with newborn babies are awake and at home)

all I go is in (some dude), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Speaking about the 'Telephone' video - which you can see here - Gaga revealed she was inspired by Tarantino when making the clip.

wow, really?

http://techpolicy.typepad.com/iamadamsmith/11-12-02-pwagon.jpg

never would have guessed!

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i believe they mean she literally got the idea from QT in a conversation she had w/ him

some dude, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

she can't dance, she can't act and she has those cold dead eyes but she has written some great songs (although, i don't think this is one of them). the thing that really irritates me about her is her complete lack of style, only a kind of desperation to have an effect and she's do anything to have some kind of impact. this is her at her most desperate - smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense.

jed_, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

she'll

jed_, Monday, 15 March 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense.

this is probably going to be my favorite statement of the week

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

"smoking cigarette shades?"

These are like T. Rex lyrics.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 March 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

Cunga, Monday, 15 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree that Gaga outclasses Beyonce in this video and I like unperson's idea that this collab was Gaga's idea, sort of her showing the world that Beyonce is two thousand and LATE

This isn't the first time someone in this thread has tried to make a case for Beyonce being passe while saying Gaga is NEW or really an original, and that's just silly.

Cunga, Monday, 15 March 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Beyonce's always been a touch weird, though, stuff like her outfits in the "Videophone" vid definitely feel like her trying to keep up w/ Gaga (although Gaga trying to sing on that beat and do B's dance moves comes off far worse), but stuff like the robot hand in "Single Ladies" was pre-Gaga

some dude, Monday, 15 March 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, Beyonce had been crazy for years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_mrU8MPfI

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah kinda O_o abt ppl thinking gaga shows beyonce up as being safe

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

for one thing, of the phone collabs videophone is a lot weirder than telephone, EVEN THE NAME IS MORE FUTURISTIC

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

remember when ppl thought she was mentally ill after the video for deja vu?

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

haha I was about to go there next

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9BWndKEgs&NR=1

like for real, what the hell is going on here

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Beyonce has natural idiosyncrasies, while Gaga is, well, probably watching old Warhol films right now and taking notes on her laptop.

Cunga, Monday, 15 March 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

oh don't get me wrong, the fact that Beyonce has been crazy for years does not make Lady Gaga any less crazy herself; I'm just saying this isn't a competition, rather it's like attracting like

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It does in general seem weird to me, remember when the Gaga antipathy on this board was because she really didn't seem or sound that weird, I mean she arrived onto a pop landscape post britney-chaotic, the chris brown/rihanna nightmare soap opera "Sasha Fierce" etc. Her "art-pop performance" felt so safe next to Britney's meta-meltdown, her narrative so stage-managed compared Rihanna's, her persona the kind of thing Beyonce could do and nobody would really notice. I mean I thought I was towing the ILM concensus line in saying that I only came round to her when I could see past all that, when her (imo) two best singles (paparazzi and bad romance) made me reconsider that Let's dance was in hindsight pretty awesome if you can ignore for one minute all the "subversive intertextuality" or whatever we're calling having a couple of tarantino refs in ur music video this week. But if we're going on the music, she definitely hasn't released anything as strange sounding or, well, awesome, as Single Ladies, Hard or Break the Ice. Like she's a great popstar, and I like what she's bringing to the table, esp the things she says in interviews which are really nice and sweet abt pop music being an enabling and potentially liberating experience, and the way that she has a style that is both flamboyant and outrageous, but also kinda halloween costume-ready is pretty great. It just seems plain wrong to accept her own rhetoric the way I kinda feel like is happening a little on this thread now.

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yea the idea of gaga outclassing beyonce is retarded

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I always thought she was crazy and a decent singer, and I really liked "Let's Dance" when it first came out except for the dumb-as-balls bridge; she lost me with "Poker Face" but got me back with "Lovegame". I think it's only recently that she's been able to get away with being totally as weird as she wants to be, starting with how fascinated everyone was with the "Paparazzi" video and her thinking "oh good, this WON'T hurt my sales if I just act really weird and arty, I can finally do a video in lace panties with tape on my nipples".

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

But if we're going on the music, she definitely hasn't released anything as strange sounding or, well, awesome, as Single Ladies, Hard or Break the Ice.

the only thing i agree with her is that Break the Ice can kick any song's ass.

The whole thing about gaga is that her composition treads the line between weird and incredibly poppy more than most. and it's odd that you like her interviews, plax, which are sadly full of shit - i don't think anyone here is "accepting her rhetoric" as much as groaning to admit that she's got a fuckload of talent.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

*agree with here

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I still think it's weird that people hate "Telephone" so much, tbh.

we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

the song? is fucking way more awesome than single ladies or hard, and one of my favorite songs of the year, definitely.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

she can't dance, she can't act and she has those cold dead eyes but she has written some great songs (although, i don't think this is one of them). the thing that really irritates me about her is her complete lack of style, only a kind of desperation to have an effect and she's do anything to have some kind of impact. this is her at her most desperate - smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense.

― jed_, Monday, March 15, 2010 2:26 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i actually disagree with this whole post. i think she dances well enough for her videos, i think her cold, dead style of acting is appropriate for the music and her style, which i think she has a lot of, however stupid it may seem at times.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

the song? is fucking way more awesome than single ladies

ok now that's nonsense

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"hard" isn't in nearly the same league as "single ladies" or "bad romance" or those other songs you mentioned. otherwise dope post plax

k3vin k., Monday, 15 March 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i pretty much agree 100% with your take on her surm, but I saw a clip of her on Jonathan Ross, and she was talking abt how her shows are really extravagant, but that at the end of it she really just wanted the spectacle to be a catalyst for coming to the show and meeting other ppl, that she was kindof initiating a scene more than being the focal point for one. I mean you can say its horseshit, but its a nice idea nonetheless, and it kinda resonates with the amt of gay teens i saw that dressed up as her for halloween last year. I mean her message is a positive one, just not a partic radical one.

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp yea let's dance to single ladies with a bunch of women on the dance floor and get our hands up in the air ONE MORE TIME shall we

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i understand the validity of some of her ideas, plax, definitely - but i think stating tjat you value her self-fulfilling, after-school-special ideas on pop art above the songs she's penned is more wrong than anything else.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

haha i def see ur point, and yeah I wouldn't have any interest in what she says at all if i didn't think that she's released some great songs, also I know ur a bigger fan than I am so

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

she can't act

The stilted line deliveries in the Telephone vid are intentional, I would think.

Cunga, Monday, 15 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

they are

well, plax, i think the main difference between u and me is that i do actually think most of the songs on "fame monster" approach the next-level brilliance of Break The Ice.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

*approach being the key word

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that is probably a big difference between our take then!

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"Break The Ice" is kind of boring, though.

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

says the man who likes LoveGame

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, be truthful: how genuinely 'weird' or 'arty' is the music of lady gaga

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

louis

k3vin k., Monday, 15 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

No one said her music was weird or arty; keep up

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, be truthful: how genuinely 'weird' or 'arty' is the music of lady gaga the cardiacs

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

those kinda politics dont wash here

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

try reading the actual thread and responding to what people are saying as opposed to skimming for buzzwords that you can use as a basis for a devastating logistical takedown

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry, "beatdown"

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The stilted line deliveries in the Telephone vid are intentional, I would think.

well, yes. i'm not saying her acting is bad because her delivery is stilted. stilted line delivery and complete lack of emotion can constitute good acting (someone like candy darling being a good example of that) but even on those terms i find it unsuccesful.

jed_, Monday, 15 March 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i am not trying to take her down, but to me she seems like a popstar who makes normal pop and does weird things, whereas lines like

The whole thing about gaga is that her composition treads the line between weird and incredibly poppy more than most.

seem to give undue credit to her musical range

but yeah, proceed, it's not my place to call you guys. lette the mynne talke of gagge

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

LJ

stop calling
stop calling
I don't wanna talk anymore

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

lj that sentence you quoted doesn't call the music "weird" per se, it's saying it's on the line b/w weird/arty and poppy. which i'd agree with

k3vin k., Monday, 15 March 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm, maybe I will have to let lady gaga into my life

ilxor lookin' boy (acoleuthic), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno, i wonder how helpful the word "weird" really is this discussion

plax (ico), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

plax (ico) is so OTM in that earlier post.

guys, be truthful: how genuinely 'weird' or 'arty' is the music of lady gaga

not at all really - the clothes and spectacle just cover up very standard electro-pop, which appeals straight to the Midwest. Hipster Runoff said it best:

"Feel overwhelmed by GaGa mania. I think she really appeals 2 middle america, though. Like she represents something ‘zany’ and ‘glamorous’ that helps ppl disconnect from their real lives’, and gives them an absurd image to lose themselves in."

nevermind312, Monday, 15 March 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm, maybe I will have to let lady gaga into my life

+1

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

so, just added to the list of songs i didn't realize were so good: so happy i could die

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

like, really

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

also HER VOICE does not get enough mention, tho people recognize that it's the real deal

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2010/03/15/part-of-the-weekend-never-dies-rendezvous

There's a bunch of assholes dressed in shit costumes inspired by Lady Gaga. I hope this ends soon.

brotherlovesdub, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

what exactly makes them assholes?

iatee, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

being dressed like Lady Gaga, apparently

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope this ends soon.

it's not even a thing unless you're looking for it.

jed_, Monday, 15 March 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Aw I hope innocent drag acts don't start getting accused of being Gaga rips.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

for me, the key thing about lady's songs are the way her voice is positioned in the mix -- it's at once huge and small. edited like a club voice, but with the chops of something bigger. fills the track resonantly but keeps up with the beat.

big (surm), Monday, 15 March 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah kinda O_o abt ppl thinking gaga shows beyonce up as being safe

― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:17 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

I guess I should clarify here - as someone who doesn't keep my finger on the pulse of pop, for all of Beyonce's idiosyncrasies, she still comes off in my mind as pretty safe i.e. it's pretty easy to separate Beyonce the person from Beyonce the persona.

It just seems plain wrong to accept her own rhetoric the way I kinda feel like is happening a little on this thread now.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 12:39 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

I think this is OTM in so far as that Gaga's success is predicated upon people buying into her rhetoric, and maybe part of the reason why I have a much harder time humanizing her than with Beyonce.

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

just got done talking to some students about telephone, lady gaga and beyonce - they seemed to agree that while beyonce can be weird (or whatever descriptor you want to use), beyonce is pretty clear that that weirdness is just one side of her - whereas lady gaga only presents that side of herself, and thus that is the only image we know her by. you could say that beyonce is polychromatic whereas lady gaga is decidedly monochromatic - you can't imagine gaga doing an 'irreplaceable' type vid or song, for example.

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link

i see what you're saying, but following your logic, you would conclude that being polychromatic is to be more safe than being monochromatic, which seems odd.

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't see the contradiction there - if you know that the weirdness/offbeat/whatevs is just a mask that the performer puts on, it's easier to rationalize as just being 'part of the performance'

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yea but you're also saying that lady gaga is more limited than beyonce in the scope of her performance. you can't imagine her doing certain things, but you can imagine beyonce doing pretty much anything, even if it isn't as committed

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmm.... lady gaga

:3 (cankles), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ otm

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah surm I agree with that - and that makes it easier to separate the persona from the person imo, thus more 'safe'

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i've got this mash-up of the choruses and nonsense hooks from "bad romance" and "poker face" that gets in my head on occasion, but i still get bored when i hear either song (seeing is a bit more engaging) and couldn't sing the verses for you.

― da croupier, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 13:00 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kinda have a pet theory that this is actually something that's subconsciously appealing in all gaga's stuff, some sort of maddening absent centre that's not just down to the whole distracting extraneous pr whirligig but seems to me to be something intrinsic to everything of hers - putting like and dislike aside for a second i'm always quite interested to sit thru any given gaga song again whenever one comes on, just to fill in the gap, and then lose it again. even her face! - i can never really exactly recall what she looks like. it's proper peculiar.

― r|t|c, Thursday, November 19, 2009 7:46 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark

hahah this has happened to me (ra ra ra ah ah ah....CANT READ MY CANT READ MY) and I was thinking something similar along r|t|c's lines - she's some kind of tabula rasa or nonperson, ghostlike maybe, which of course is helped by how many costumes she puts on, her purposeful dead-eyed look, etc. etc. you may also insert the following words in previous sentences: lacuna, decentered

but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i might come back and defend "speechless" against rtc at some point

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the "telephone" video STILL sucks

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

for me it's the middle that really sucks. i love the beginning, and i can appreciate the dance number at the end. the diner shit + the recipe is retarded, especially when those round pop-up shades show up again, the same ones she wore in paparazzi (on B this time?). get a new schtick.

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

and like, the editing with all the food? i mean . . . why are we focusing on nasty scramble plates covered in syrup in a song about HER CELL PHONE

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

because she is poisoning people for calling her while she's trying to dance

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i love gaga's repeated references to red wine. i don't know why exactly. it's a really refreshing alternative to the Patron name-drop.

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

you know that the one in "Let's Dance" is actually her saying "Red One", aka the name of the producer

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

and actually the rest of them may be "Red One" as well, I can't think of any of them in her other singles so I don't know for sure

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

just realised this song is called Just Dance

plax (ico), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

haha I've done that like 500 times over the past 2 days, oops

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

omg really!? that's disappointing, i really liked it as "red wine." so i guess it's just "so happy i could die" then? :/

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

she's definitely talkin bout some red wine in "so happy i could die," and i do love that line. i like imagining her sipping on wine. so proper.

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i love how ur correcting surm on lyrics to a song u don't know the name of!

plax (ico), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

and actually the rest of them may be "Red One" as well, I can't think of any of them in her other singles so I don't know for sure

she's definitely talkin bout some red wine in "so happy i could die," and i do love that line. i like imagining her sipping on wine. so proper.

"Happy in the club with a bottle o' red wine..."

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, um Teeth is unbelievable

plax (ico), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

finally watched this video with my bf after so many people talking about it and my bf pointed out that both the song and the video are reminiscent of the rambling of an eight year old when they make up little songs- the whole "and there there was a prison and then they escape and then there was a diner and then they made sandwiches and there was a cell phone and this one girl and then more people and then they killed this other guy and then more people danced and then they ran away the end". And her songs are kind of a big mess too, one damn thing after another, one little earworm and then a verse and then another and then another and then another with no real cohesion, when you hear it you can practically see people pasting this shit together in ProTools. On a theoretical level, I kind of like the notion that messy, de-centered assemblages can be hugely popular. So if I was being theoreticall consistent with the qualities that I like in, say, seventeenth century prose or art brut then I *should* be into this. But I just find the actual experience of listening to Lady Gaga cringe-inducingly awful. I hate her singing voice, the sheer Broadway Sally "belter" thing she's doing just sounds terrible to me. The trashiness would be fine if it was cool trash but this just sucks imo. Which should probably just trigger a "ha ha, u old" reaction.

Plus the feeling that it's somehow mandatory for gay dudes to be down with this gives me a rash. It's just reminiscent of the way fags bought into Madonna in the 80s. She is our queen, bow down, etc. Fuck this shit.

twice boiled cabbage is death, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, um Teeth is unbelievable

― plax (ico), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:33 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you didn't know!!?

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

twice boiled cabbage is death OTM (although i love "bad romance" and do find it cohesive) what's more depressing is how ubiquitous this video will become and how it will be watched by young kids, young girls especially, and the messages it sends out are just depressing.

jed_, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Plus the feeling that it's somehow mandatory for gay dudes to be down with this gives me a rash. It's just reminiscent of the way fags bought into Madonna in the 80s. She is our queen, bow down, etc. Fuck this shit.

Ugh, yes. QFT.

Turangalila, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

re: cabbage's post:

you're absolutely right that you can see the seams in the production of her music. it's messy, scrappy and maybe even lazy, and the subjective part is whether or not it all comes together somehow. obviously for you it doesn't. i think it comes together in one sad, manic moment of a girl sitting at the club bar, singing about the shit that just happened to her week: all of it - messy, ugly and valid in its stubbornness.

and with regard to her popularity, i totally understand the likeness to madonna in terms of scene appeal, but at some point, these things can be boiled down to just really liking the music. the shared bond that you perceive in mass reactions like this could be as simple as the notes she's hitting, as opposed to the scene she's repping.

big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

and regarding young girls, i don't necessarily find this the right forum for discussion on female development, but that's just me.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link

shes got the fattest ass i would bone her butt so hard

:3 (cankles), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

she doesn't have a dick btw

The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ u both

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Michel Gondry says: 'Not interested'

http://www.movieline.com/2010/03/exclusive-music-video-pioneer-michel-gondry-on-lady-gaga-im-not-interested.php

Michel Gondry has made some of the most indelible music videos of all time for some of the biggest acts of the last two decades, including Radiohead, Björk, Foo Fighters, The White Stripes, Beck and even Paul McCartney and The Rolling Stones. So when Movieline caught up with him today to discuss his forthcoming documentary Thorn in the Heart, it seemed a great opportunity to feel him out on the new vanguard of the form: Lady Gaga, whose epic “Telephone” video has swept popular culture with a fury, frenzy and inspiration not seen since the glory days of which Gondry himself was a part. His response — which swept through genre monoliths from Michael Jackson to Madonna to Marilyn Manson — was unexpected to say the least.

“I’m not interested,” he said. “To me it’s like a form of Marilyn Manson. It’s hard for me to talk about it; I’ve seen a couple of videos of hers, and not for very long. I stop watching them each time because I don’t think there’s melodies. I’m sorry to be negative. Like I’m not a big fan of Madonna. I respect her very much, but unfortunately the videos didn’t help the music in the long run. Well, I guess it helped it to survive to the point where the video was irrelevant. So music has to find its own way, which is good for the music. It becomes smaller and more alive and it’s not as crazy, except for some R&B. To me, it’s just talking about the surface. I compare it to Marilyn Manson. The music to me is very expected. I don’t think there’s anything in the tone or the melody that makes me say, ‘Oh, there’s something going on.’

More on the article

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty otm

iatee, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I stop watching them each time because I don’t think there’s melodies

TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Like I’m not a big fan of Madonna

well indeed o_0

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean no one actually says that unless they want to make a Point About Madonna (and what (they think) she "represents") right? if it's just about music, if u sit on their ass and tell me u don't love any of madonna's two DECADES' worth of classics, ur just flat-out lying

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

also it's pretty inane to say that madonna's videos didn't help her songs. give me a break.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i mostly agree with Gondry (still waiting to be knocked out by Gaga music-wise) but can't tell if he's saying Madonna's videos were always shit (false...and surely he loved Bedtime Story) or that they (over)compensated for "lack of melodies" or whatever (also false!). i wouldn't expect him to care about videos which lack clever visual tricks and gimmicks anyway.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

it just seems like he's not focusing on anything in his commentary

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Like I’m not a big fan of Madonna. I respect her very much, but unfortunately the videos didn’t help the music in the long run.

I don't get this. He was a huge fan of Michael Jackson, and even worked with Kylie. On what level are their videos more textured and important? MJ always had the bigger spectacle but Madonna's videos added something to the very meaning and perception of the song itself - Like A Prayer, Open Your Heart, Express Yourself, Deeper and Deeper, Bad Girl, Vogue etc. etc. etc.

nevermind312, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it's a completely bizarre argument !

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

if it's just about music, if u sit on their ass and tell me u don't love any of madonna's two DECADES' worth of classics, ur just flat-out lying

eh, I love lots of madonna's stuff but why does everyone have to?

original bgm, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

no reason, of course. besides he doesn't say he doesn't like any of it he says he's not a big fan.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

he also isn't making much sense

So music has to find its own way, which is good for the music. It becomes smaller and more alive and it’s not as crazy, except for some R&B. To me, it’s just talking about the surface. I compare it to Marilyn Manson. The music to me is very expected. I don’t think there’s anything in the tone or the melody that makes me say, ‘Oh, there’s something going on.’

what?

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

he doesn't like it

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yea that's pretty much all that makes sense out of all that.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

it sounds like all he's saying is "i don't like shock value"

or "i can't see beyond the shock value"

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

y'all know he says more in the rest of the article, right?

hobbes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

if people ask you things sometimes your answers don't really make much sense or you can't articulate them.

gondry trades in a kind of tweeness on the whole or a cute/surprising effect and, i would guess, doesn't really have an interest in the kind of vulgarity or "shock" that gaga goes for.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

xp i think he's implying that like manson, gaga tried to be shocking or whatever but the music is boring so no dice

hobbes, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

if people ask you things sometimes your answers don't really make much sense or you can't articulate them.

― jed_, Wednesday, March 17, 2010 6:44 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes, i'm aware of that, thank you for clarifying.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link

it sounds like all he's saying is "i don't like shock value"

sounds about right to me and that's quite a decent view to hold.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

xp np

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i completely understand rejecting the pursuit of shock value, but i think sometimes people get caught up in the public reaction to the point that they reject work based on its reactionary aims as opposed to its aims as a piece of work.

the telephone video isn't bad bc it's shocking, it's bad bc it's unfocused.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

also, jed, it's interesting that you take up this argument, given the fact that a lot of the performance art and dance you see could be described as work with a shock value agenda (for ex ann liv young). and i think you've agreed in the past that it's important to have these things on the spectrum, to broaden it at large.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the point being made, I think, is that shock without substance is useless

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

(the argument is happening because no one can agree on what "substance" actually is)

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

xposts but it is vulgar.

re his answers it's probably more like he's confused that someone is asking him why he's not making a lady gaga video (rather than asking him about his actual work) and doesn't really have a firm answer other than that it's not his thing. he's likely never been asked to do one anyway?

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

gondry otm

no chapo (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

that's true HI DERE.

it's just funny to me. ann liv young is a performance artist who regularly strips naked onstage, sticks guns in her vagina and dryhumps things, yet i distinctly recall you singing her praises, jed. i guess there are a lot of different meanings of "substance"

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

sur, yes, i agree that ann liv uses shock tactics to achieve some of her ends and sometimes her work is bad if that's all there is to it but in her best work there's a transformative aspect that helps it transcend that technique. i don't think that's the end in itself, plus i find her funny. but i'm not really interested in "shocking" work. if it's good work and it uses that then great.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lady shitshit

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

actually i think ann liv young is the only performer i've seen and liked that is shocking.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

gaydy lala

no chapo (Lamp), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm not surprised he's irritated though, his work is v. subversive and actually "arty" whilst gaga just throws enough money at the wall and lengthens her videos to obscene lengths in the hope that something sticks. i don't think she's actually mastered the video artform at all yet, contrary to popular hype right now.

nevermind312, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

actually i think ann liv young is the only performer i've seen and liked that is shocking.

― jed_, Wednesday, March 17, 2010 7:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what a performer to pick, though. of all people, to me, she seems to be the most obsessed with her audience's reaction. i hesitate to accept the notion that if it makes you uncomfortable, it must be good, which encompasses a lot of her followers.

HI DERE is right, this is a subjective argument. i just don't like to see something discounted purely because it strives to fuck with its audience. there are better reasons. i am actually kind of guilty of this when it comes to ann liv young, insofar i think she pigeonholes herself to some extent.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

plus i was genuinely shocked by it!

otoh when i read about her or see videos of her work i think it looks crap.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

but the actual shock in "the bagwell in me" is how complex and subtle it is for all its vulgarity.

jed_, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

also it's pretty inane to say that madonna's videos didn't help her songs. give me a break.

"Live to Tell" is a thorn in that song's side, but that's srsly the only one I can think of, and most of that is bcz it is a movie soundtrack video (clips of Sean Penn walking &driving around in the woods looking like a mouthbreather).

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't know that i've seen that one!

also, the parental sort of association of anything perverse or experimental with marilyn manson is kind of funny at this point

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a pretty terrible video and kind of highlights everything wrong with Sean Penn

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I think one of the things that most characterizes lady gaga for me is that there is a broadness and lack of subtlety to almost everything that exists as an outward manifestation of what she actually does, while at the same time the essence of who she is as a celebrity/artist and the effect her performances seem to have on the public is kind of mysterious. Her lyrics, music, dress, stage sets, videos are all taken to a cartoon level of childishness, yet like with madonna there seems to be a lot more going on beneath the somewhat crass surface. I don't think she is a bad influence on children, because I don't think they or anybody could possibly take her storylines literally, but she does make a strong case for it being ok to be weird/different, which has got to be a good thing. I like that she doesn't conform to standard notions of beauty and glamour.

I've noticed that the whole product placement aspect of the telephone video seems to bother people. The "appropriation without alteration" aspect of it is very interesting, though.

at least among the people I know (mostly very casual music listeners), she is seen as a somewhat refreshing change to the cookie-cutter pop/rnb princesses of the last several years.

she does seem to like the idea of poisoning people....

Dan S, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I find her refreshing just from the standpoint of seeing someone genuinely capable of singing their songs

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

"Live to Tell" is a thorn in that song's side, but that's srsly the only one I can think of, and most of that is bcz it is a movie soundtrack video (clips of Sean Penn walking &driving around in the woods looking like a mouthbreather).

Well the video was boring as hell, but for the fact she wept away all the crucifixes and bangles and jewelry - that whole Madonnamania look - for the sophisticated image in the video, makes it important, marking the first and most important "re-invention" of her career; which though risky moved her star trajectory into the stratosphere.

Gaga needs to take notes on that if she wants serious longevity.

nevermind312, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

btw guys the Telephone video is great and I'm totally baffled by the idea that it's not. I mean it's fucking funny! What more can one ask for?

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

if u sit on their ass and tell me u don't love any of madonna's two DECADES' worth of classics, ur just flat-out lying

you really think madonna made "classics" for more than just one full decade??????

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Her career is pretty much unblemished from the standpoint of influence and commercial success from 1982 through 2002; it wasn't until American Life that people started giving her the stinkeye

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I may be biased because I never sucked Ray Of Light's dick

akon/family (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone seriously suck ROL's dick these days, anymore tho? - it's flaws have become really apparent with age. Still Erotica alone makes 90s Madonna classic and then there's This Used To Be My Playground, Secret, Take A Bow, I'll Remember, Beautiful Stranger on top + Don't Tell Me, Die Another Day and Hung Up from the 00s. All v. respectable in their own right, for a popstar past their first (unimpeachably classic) decade.

nevermind312, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Erotica alone makes 90s Madonna classic

Shhhh... Geir may be watching.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah just to follow up my previous post: it seems clearer and clearer to me that Gaga's shtick isn't liberation through shock (for despite the pastiche of Weimar decadence in "Bad Romance," it's "Disturbia" that most clearly borrows Manson's drapery) but liberation through unabashed goofiness. So if Beyonce is just at the world's-been-conquered stage in her career where she can just enjoy being goofy because who's going to stop her, Gaga's whole thing is the possibilities of eking out marginal identities and room for personal freedom within the interstices created by drag, costumery, big wigs, Warholery, and basically being the queerest thing on TV in the last decade.

Anyway it seems to strike a chord....can't remember if it was here or in 2009 Trax results thread where I was going on about this, but I think Gaga's appeal at street level has very little to do with anybody thinking her 'art' is particularly sophisticated, but a lot to do with people admiring and envying the amount of FUN she seems to get away with having. It's a different kind of liberationary politics than a lot of people may be ready to get down with, and I'm open to the idea that it's also kind of vacuous and lacking in content or complexity, but I basically appreciate what she's doing.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i think that's what saves her visual shtick, that ballsy goofiness.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

she does make u laugh.

big (surm), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

dont really care bc i kinda hate michel gondry videos tho

plax (ico), Thursday, 18 March 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago) link

think Doctor Casino is otm here. I'm not really as interested in what lady gaga is doing as much as I am interested in why she's blowing up/pumping out #1s/is some on some world level event status right now.

I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Thursday, 18 March 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Listening to So Happy I Could Die at least twice a day now :/

big (surm), Thursday, 18 March 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Lady Garbaggio

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 19 March 2010 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

listening to Speechless in the office let me appreciate it more. my coworkers are surprised and pleased to hear it's Gaga. what saves it is her enjoyment in singing it, and the Billy Joel sort of slant to the more obvious Queen angle.

big (surm), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

This is from the Nicki Minaj thread but I figured I'd shift it over here where it's more on-topic --

tbh minaj has never worn, said or done anything that struck me as obviously gaga-esque or gaga inspired

― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most of it still feels totally wayne-derived or out of the missy/left eye/da brat wacky female rapper playbook

― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:30 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the rigid fembot thing reminds me a lot of how gaga poses/acts on stage

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:33 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when has gaga actually done rigid fembot moves, i can't think of any examples. that seems more the province of beyonce imo.

― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe i'm being poisoned by proximity

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:39 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also all the valley girl voices and harajuku girl stuff are clearly gwen stefani, who's really patient zero for a lot of the goofy female star stuff going on in pop the last few years

xpost

― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:40 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when gaga's on the charts
boy you gon think
you gon think she invented quirk

― ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:55 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's a gagafication, clap, clap bravo

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actually it raises the question, to what extent has Gaga been influenced by the aforementioned high-profile female rappers of the 90s/00s? Like it seems a pretty reasonable thing to interrogate, esp. re Lil' Kim and Missy, but I haven't run across anyone writing about that. Are people just more comfortable linking her up to Peaches or whatever indie electro type person, or has Gaga herself emphasized other lines of influence? (Or, I guess, is the connection all in my head?)

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, March 24, 2010 8:14 AM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i could be wrong, but gaga strikes me as such a pop/theater nerd that she probably never thought much about hip hop or incorporating it into her music until akon signed her -- the wacky 90s videos in mind when she makes her wacky videos are probably bjork, not missy

ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

like i feel like she's in the same situation coldplay was in a few years ago -- rappers love her and she's just rolling with it, more than the admiration being totally mutual

ronnie james dyao (some dude), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Assuming she's that much of a theater nerd, I'd assume equal measures of both.

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

lady gaga doesn't care about black people

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

in speechless, her voice seems to be borrowing something from the likes of christina aguilera, combined with an old-timey male vocal effect. every note is huge. the song altogether sounds like splashes of enormity.

big (surm), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda expected i'd catch more shit for praising redone to the skies upthread. listening to how poor his track on the new usher is - as mostly all his outside work is - i almost want to suspect he does it deliberately just to create the drab landscape he tears up with gaga.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

he'd produced some good trax here and there pre-gaga (kat deluna's "whine up" and "run the show", christina milian's "l.o.v.e.") but i guess circa gaga's emergence realised that the overdone electropinkpound formula was proving rather successful, so just went full-bore on it. (and i blame him for the sundry copyists, too.) haven't heard the usher track but gaga obviously forces redone to up his game - specifically the way the sound of the fame became so ubiquitous probably made them realise that he couldn't get away with repeating his usual formula. the synth madness on "bad romance", esp the shit going on under her first round of rah-rah-ah-ah-ahs, is still astonishingly good.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

still have to mount a defense of "speechless" at some point...

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Her career is pretty much unblemished from the standpoint of influence and commercial success from 1982 through 2002; it wasn't until American Life that people started giving her the stinkeye

In Europe, "Ray Of Light" was considered a return to form after two way below-par albums. I know they fared slightly better in the US, but she was largely written off here by the mid 90s.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

1992 Erotica

* Released: October 20, 1992
* Label: Maverick, Sire, Warner Bros.

US: 2
Australia: 1
Austria: 5
Canada: 1
France: 10
Germany: 5
Italy: 3
Switzerland: 4
UK 2

* World: 5,000,000
* US: 1,890,000
* US: 2× Platinum
* CAN: 2× Platinum
* AUS: 3× Platinum
* UK: 2× Platinum

1994 Bedtime Stories

* Released: October 25, 1994
* Label: Maverick, Sire, Warner Bros.

US: 3
Australia: 1
Austria: 7
Canada: 2
France: 7
Germany: 4
Italy: 7
Switzerland: 4
UK: 2

* World: 8,000,000
* US: 2,309,000
* US: 3× Platinum
* EU: 2× Platinum
* CAN: 2× Platinum
* UK: Platinum

I can see how going multiplatunum and being top-ten albums across several different European countries could be seen as a sign of her being written off.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

and like, the editing with all the food? i mean . . . why are we focusing on nasty scramble plates covered in syrup in a song about HER CELL PHONE

― big (surm), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

because she is poisoning people for calling her while she's trying to dance

― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 13:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

this response still cracking me up

big (surm), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

^_^

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

and i know that it's complicated
but i'm a loser in love, so baby
raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts
of all my wrecked up friends

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the pure ridiculousness and vocal power behind the line "i don't wanna be friends" in Bad Romance is fucking great

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

tonight i'm not takin no calls cuz i'll be dancin. i'll be dancin

the backing vocals in telelphone are something else: disturbed, big but compressed, luscious like a sea

and props to beyonce for her vocal solo

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

said this in my jukebox review but "telephone" strikes such a chord b/c it's obv not just about escaping yr boyfriend's hassling - it's about escaping these constant, intrusive lines of communication, blackberrys* buzzing and phones ringing, all these demands on your attention which, as wonderful as they are, completely do your head in at times. it rings true because the majority of clubs i've been in seem to have no/limited reception so the club as a place of escape from all of that is something i recognise.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

*it's pluralised like this, right? as is proper noun

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, also, going to the club has always had an "escape" function in pop, that resonates with people, so you tie that in with the specific escape from jealous bothersome nagging boyfriend (which is something people go to the club for, especially with their girlfriends - - - hence why this song has to be a duet with SOMEBODY to really work), and with the escape from texts/Facebook/etc., and "just dance."

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Always as in since 2001?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

uh what? u think club dancin pop songs started in 2001?

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Lazy zing; I take that back

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

my thought was that the specific 'in da club' conceit is fairly new to urban pop, which is retarded, though I do think it's become lazy pop shorthand like rhyming 'crazy' and 'baby'

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

the club's functioned as a place of escape (and liberation, self-discovery etc) in pop for 30+ years now!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

and yeah i agree that gaga's tapping into that deliberately, but tying it to a very specifically 2010 thing that people want to escape from is what lends it that extra frisson of recognition

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah! It's a nice, neat maneuver I think.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Lady Gaga a lot, but there's no way I'm going to pay $60 to see her at the fuckin' Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota. Sorry, Stephanie.

I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

$60 for what exactly?

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

also btw this is maybe kinda obvious but the whole jailbreak, Thelma and Louise story of the video is the perfect blown-up, giant-size version of your best pal calling up and saying "leave that loser at home, let's go dance our troubles away."

Also, also, that little skip-step sashay thing that Gaga does just as she's being let out of prison is basically the funniest thing she's ever done, kills me every time.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

omg YES

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

saw a pair of tickets advertised at face value on a toronto message board; $350 or somesuch. And the loonie is almost at par with the US dollar lately. Feel better? :P

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

$60 for a ticket for a seat in the farthest reaches of the monstrous Xcel Energy Center. Pff, no way.

I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck that

2 guys 1 gag (surm), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

the xcel center is a really good arena though, in terms of sound and viewpoints....the stands are so steep that even the far up seats aren't that bad IMO....i saw tool in the nosebleeds and it was fine

m@tt (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

$60 is too much for me. If it was, like, Kraftwerk, I'd go.

I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Lady Kraga.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Laftgerk.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

bad computer romance

susan lucci mane (m bison), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Thursday, 8 April 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

By pressing down a special key
It plays a little melody

(cue opening shots of "Bad Romance" vid)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 April 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

really disappointed in Alejandro as next single

who the fuck knows (surm), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

weakest track imho

who the fuck knows (surm), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

"alejandro" and "so happy i could die" are the ones i really haven't got into yet - too cheesy for me, too poppers o'clock

"dance in the dark" should've totally been the next single (though it reeaaaallly needs to lose the diana reference)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

personally v glad 'alejandro' is the next single since i've long hoped it gets co-opted as a football chant 4 my team's ace argentinian midfielder. ^_^

besides that though i am quite fond of it, albeit probably for no reasons that will stand up to critical scrutiny - perhaps it's to me what 'speechless' is to yall in terms of indefensible caseous extremity? but less wrong obv.

this (and the mia thread sorta) reminds me that i really should have got back to lex when he rightly called me out for apparent brit seaside cheese double standards on the dizzee thread way back when - v fine line i'm not sure i can be bothered with right now though.

r|t|c, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"so happy i could die"

This one's killer. One of my favorites on the album.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally breaking down and ordering Fame and Fame Monster vinyl. Excited!!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

' so happy i could die ' is one of the most poignant songs i have ever heard. the accuracy with which she depicts a night of drunk emotion, best friend in tow, and a life of " superficial " thrill-seeking is almost too much for me to bear.

who the fuck knows (surm), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

one thing i love about Telephone is that you can hear the grit in the teeth in the stuttering of t-t-t-t-t-t-t-

it's hot

la senora (surm), Thursday, 15 April 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i figured out what they're playing in the Telephone video in the scene where she's outside with all the inmates: gaga's Paper Gangsta.

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

which i actually love, i had never heard it before ?

la senora (surm), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I can see how going multiplatunum and being top-ten albums across several different European countries could be seen as a sign of her being written off.

"True Blue" and "Like a Prayer" both hit #1 virtually everywhere.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Friday, 30 April 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

'telephone' is hitting me in a way that other gaga singles haven't. the buzzsaw synths sound absolutely caustic on nice headphones. <3 darkchild

going non-native (dyao), Sunday, 2 May 2010 11:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, surprisingly, for such a dance-oriented track, "telephone" is definitely a headphones song

la senora (surm), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I have been listening to the instrumental and it's fire

musically, Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

what could have been (but thankfully was not)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IojALr7id8M

musically, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

omg i don't know if i have the heart to listen to it

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

can i get a ruling on whether or not that is real? inflection sounds like britney guess but the voice is autotuned beyond recognition

max, Monday, 3 May 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link

it's probably her -- gaga was writing for britney and this is pretty much exactly how she's sounded since she came back

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

that does not sound like britney. or at least, it sounds like britney with a LOT of sub-ins by someone else. which is actually something i heard rumored about Blackout, that a lot of the vocals were like ... not her. of course, i heard this from a relative stranger who i have no reason to believe so whatever.

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

but wow, total butchering of song. shows much it comes down to vocal delivery

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Why is it that when someone does something like her they're copycats but when Lady GaGa does it she's 'inspired'? How is it any different?

cause apparently Gaga invented everything.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link

you really suck at having opinions

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

you just suck in general.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh burn

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

afaik the britbrit leak is a fake but whatevs

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

xp it's hard to deny tho, considering how much i love uffie & all

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm sure we'll all know one way or the other soon enough so really just withholding thinking about it til then

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 3 May 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

can't tell how much it says about britney that no one is for sure if that is her or some utterly random person

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

that is def her and also that sounded awesome to me

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 11:07 (fourteen years ago) link

J0rdan S.: schooling people on what's hip from a basement in the bible belt.

anyway, Britney's version is so much better.

silence is a rhythm too (Turangalila), Monday, 3 May 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Telephone could've been released by any random pop automaton. It's not really a Gaga-specific endeavor. And fwiw, it's not her I hate (So Happy I Could Die is killer shit), but this idea that she's doing anything remotely innovative and is given all kinds of crazy credit from the press and her fans. The woman is a human mashup! I can't help but feel like she's playing an elaborate joke on the general public....which would be cool. For one, I can't really take her working with Beyoing-yoing seriously. The collaborations come across as tongue-in-cheek/marketing scheme.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

It's not really a Gaga-specific endeavor. And fwiw, it's not her I hate (So Happy I Could Die is killer shit), but this idea that she's doing anything remotely innovative and is given all kinds of crazy credit from the press and her fans.

Like Dave Edmunds, The Jam, Blur, Oasis and many others, she is innovated in that she has recycled a musical style from the past and managed to influence a lot of copycats, making that style dominate current hit music.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Telephone could've been released by any random pop automaton. It's not really a Gaga-specific endeavor. And fwiw, it's not her I hate (So Happy I Could Die is killer shit), but this idea that she's doing anything remotely innovative and is given all kinds of crazy credit from the press and her fans. The woman is a human mashup! I can't help but feel like she's playing an elaborate joke on the general public....which would be cool. For one, I can't really take her working with Beyoing-yoing seriously. The collaborations come across as tongue-in-cheek/marketing scheme.

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yea, her career is entirely based on mashed up ideas, and totally independent of any innovation on her part as a songwriter or vocalist. writing killer shit isn't really considered innovative anymore -- you have to like, actually kill shit to be innovative. and you're right, the brit-bot version of Telephone is just as good, and gaga and beyonce are irrelevant in terms of vocal skill or chemistry.

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

This Britney version is a fucking disaster with no fangs.

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Monday, 3 May 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i prefer it a lot but im not gonna argue that i have any real credibility on this front

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

huh?? i'm sry but that recording is just objectively shit, with no soul. the vocals sound like a stay-at-home robot mom decided to go to the club and "let loose." i'm all for digi-voice in the right setting, but this is supposed to be about a woman having her perfect night and like, feeling something -- feeling the music.

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Personally, I didn't think it was possible to be more embarrassing than a non-Khandi Real housewife recording, so thank you Britney for teaching me something new today.

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i dunno, there's a kindof over-egged noisiness in almost every gaga song, like the beat bangs in a real stadium-rock kinda way that this remedies a bit. i do like the way the vocals split and divide, still not feeling all that whooshiness, for, like, want of a better word.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

papparazzi is the only one i can think of that is not so like buzzy all the way through, and consequently my favourite.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"don't be tardy for the party" is the funniest thing i've read in a while

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

lol the whole development of that song was probably some of the best tv i've ever seen. the gays around here go crazy for it

still haven't heard countess luann!!!!!!!!!! maybe i should listen now.

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess im familiar enough w. britneys voice that its semi intriguing for me to hear it half covered by digital crap, even if the reasoning is as functional as it is w/ these ladeez i dont read it the same

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah those are pretty lol, countess luanne kinda sounds like a skank

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i love britney's electronic voice, it just sounds like crap on this song

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

and i still don't think it's all her

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah ur right there are def bits that are someone else.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i still love pointing out the bit where u hear robyn on piece of me, bc i am cool like that.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

uh i almost just spit out my food listening to the beginning of "money can't buy you class"

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

the biggest red flag that the Britney thing is fake is that the beat sounds like it was re-played on completely different equipment by an amateur (like the differences aren't even kind of thing that could plausibly be a rough draft or alternate mix). plus i'm pretty sure LOTS of women can do the nasal duck Britney voice pretty convincingly

"Telephone" kinda makes more sense as a Britney song, though, because it's about as retarded as "3" or "Womanizer"

hey lol hipster (some dude), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I've watched waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many "Real Housewives" episodes thanks to my wife; IMO only New York and Atlanta are genuinely entertaining because, well... these women are all batshit crazy.

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

omg the one where Kim records "don't be tardy for the party" and starts crying

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

lol v. curious.

plax (ico), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

plax (ico) I'm with you on the "stadium-rock" vibe on most of her songs. since the britney version is a demo, you don't get that over-produced, "hit-you-over-the-head-with-my-beats" shit like on Bad Romance for example. Even when she does ballads, it's hard for her to come across as soft or subtle. I love how people's general response to this on the internets has been "OMG, Britney Spears can't sing!!!" as if magically they've developed ears.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

you probably shouldn't be mocking others' ability to hear if you think Rodney Jerkins makes cheap-ass Fruity Loops-sounding beats like that even as demos

hey lol hipster (some dude), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, you're absolutely right :/

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

the "stadium-rock" thing is sort of her signature. it makes things sound a little different to me - throws it off just enough.

also w/r/t Bad Romance, i came to appreciate the contrast between the melody and the beat. the chorus is so beautifully romantic, but it's set against this stark, hammering beat. kind of neat.

la senora (surm), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

that song is full of contradictions, but she makes it work through sheer force of will. that clip is still so watchable and I think that's where she peaked with me.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

damn surm u killin it

papparazzi is the only one i can think of that is not so like buzzy all the way through, and consequently my favourite.

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― plax (ico), Monday, May 3, 2010 11:53 AM Bookmark

this is otm tho

WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know, I don't so much hear "stadium rock" as "glam stomp" (more Sweet than KISS), but otherwise, yeah, surm OTM.

Lostandfound, Monday, 3 May 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

darkchild's twitter confirms that the leak is legit, but now he says there's a mixed version in existence so I'm dying to hear that

musically, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

like, she's actually supposed to be getting "saved" by the music in this song (confirm/deny: gaga does belt "i'm bein' saved" at the end of Telephone, right?)

the idea of britney "being saved" with that half-gone voice of hers, processed as it is, is almost too funny to bear: she is literally being saved. by autotune.

la senora (surm), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link

god i'm being so mean. i love my brit. i'm actually getting a picture of her framed for my livin room tomorrow.

la senora (surm), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I've finally decided that my opinion of Lady Gaga is that The Fame sounds like it was written around the 3-4 hit singles, and the album tracks, while some like "Paper Gangster" stand out, just don't cut it. The Fame Monster doesn't have a bad track, and perhaps because it was an EP, it seems like the same energy and devotion that went into making The Fame's singles as tght as they were were used on each cut.

That boy is a moooooooooooooooonster

Pippi Longstockings (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Completely agree. She's found her groove on The Fame Monster, whereas I'm hard pressed to find 5-6 great songs on her debut.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, 9 May 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't even think paper gangsta was on The fame. if it were it would probably be my favorte. the "beautiful dirty rich" sound they were going for is hogwosh, but i remember liking "brown eyes." and i actually do like "eh, eh" a lot

la senora (surm), Sunday, 9 May 2010 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, "Eh, Eh" is way up there for me. I need to give The Fame a few more spins to really make a faves list tho..

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I had no idea that song was an international single until I saw the video on Fuse one day and I was like man I wish the U.S. got that instead of "LoveGame."

some dude, Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha, yeah, I first heard it on pop radio driving around in Bangalore and was like, woah, who is this? This is great! Was stuck in my head the entire day after hearing it once.

Whereas "Lovegame" was my friend's ringtone and I figured it was some trashy Europop thing of no interest whatsoever...when I actually found out it was Gaga it sort of delayed me in getting into her!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Paper Gangster is on The Fame, but on the Revised Edition. The original version which didn't include it wasn't released in the United States, and also had a song "Again Again" that we didn't have on ours.

Heroin Kills (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Regarding "The Fame", I kinda like the rest of the album too, but I do agree that the first four tracks (i.e. the hit singles) are in a league of their own and that "The Fame Monster" is probably a more cohesive work. Which also means we have left to see her deliver an entire cohesive album as well.

But, with all the Madonna comparisions she is met with, I guess it should be added that "Madonna" is hardly a fully cohesive album either. That one is also first and foremost helped by the hits.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 9 May 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

just heard 'bad romance' on something that wasn't a tinny TV or radio and the production is kinda massive. that low end!

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Sunday, 9 May 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

But isn't today's music mixed/compressed to sound best on tinny TVs or radios (or, more like, mobile phone speakers)?

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:54 (fourteen years ago) link

dunno, this sounds like it was made to sound awesome on awesome sound equipment

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Monday, 10 May 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I've just decided that Alejandro > Bad Romance and may be even the best Gaga song. The bassline on the second verse alone is one of the most wonderful things in ages.

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

crazy

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

but true

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Alejandro is a crappy "Life is Life" ripoff. I much prefer many other LGG songs.

schwantz, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, yeah there are some similarities, but by today's standards i think it would hardly qualify as a ripoff. An Ace of Base ripoff, possibly... still, nothing crappy about it.

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Arguing the relative aesthetic merits of Lady Gaga singles seems almost criminally pointless, but (regardless of what you have "decided"), Alejandro is not even CLOSE to the best Lady Gaga track. It's a fact. Look it up.

schwantz, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean "Ally ally handro?" Really?

schwantz, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

An Ace of Base ripoff, possibly... still, nothing crappy about it.

the two parts of this sentence do not go together!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the drudging production on Alejandro makes the melody in the verses sound kind of futile and nondescript to me, letting it just float by, and the chorus is too similar to poker face's chorus.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

the release is too familiar

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

It's a good single but she has at *least* 4-5 better singles in her arsenal.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

An Ace of Base ripoff, possibly... still, nothing crappy about it.

the two parts of this sentence do not go together!

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, May 10, 2010 11:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I think they can go together, especially considering Alejandro is about 100 times better. Also, by ripoff I didn't mean complete ripoff; more like heavy influence.

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

"alejandro" is my fav gaga single

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"Alejandro" is an interesting experiment to see whether she can have a hit with anything else but bouncy electropop.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link

those ladies be lookin so San Francsico.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

or Francisco even!

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

okay that was painful

musically, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

UGH awful

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

*sigh* my city

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean the anti-Fred Phelps folks were funny, this is just embarassing

the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

allow me to express myself through interpersonal dance

dyao, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ew

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lol is that Debbie Harry on the left...?

Limp Bizkit Virtual Raping Teddy Bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"Blondie"

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I am a fan now.

The Reverend, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago) link

The ringing of my telephone's the only so-ound.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 21 May 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

What happened?

xp

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"Alejandro" happened, and I think that guided me through my issues with "Bad Romance" (which I already like the tune of, but didn't like the boshy production) and the next thing you know I had "Telephone" on repeat for half an hour.

The Reverend, Friday, 21 May 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the moral of the story is that it will take four (4) singles that don't make me want to kill infants before I will forgive anyone for a crime as heinous as "Lovegame".

The Reverend, Friday, 21 May 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

like the tune of, but didn't like the boshy production

Cosign on this, actually.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

and the next thing you know I had "Telephone" on repeat for half an hour.

this happened to me too when I finally 'got' gaga

Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

when I finally 'got' gaga

This doesn't make much sense to me w/r/t Gaga. I mean, she's one of the most immediately enjoyable pop stars out there right now. It took me hearing "Just Dance" one time to love it -- same with "Paparazzi," "Bad Romance," and most of her stuff. Is there really that much to "get" there? They are straightforward, dance-based pop songs; either you like them or you don't, right?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I would argue that they were almost too straightforward, color-by-numbers for me - the only single that did anything for me before the day 'telephone' clicked was papparazi. didn't really care for poker face or bad romance

Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

but that's an old chestnut. it'd be more interesting to examine why she's working for me right now

Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

"Poker Face" has always been overrated. "Love Game" underrated, but only because it gets far too much hate.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 21 May 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

They are straightforward, dance-based pop songs; either you like them or you don't, right?

I generally tend not to like straightforward, dance-based pop songs, though. Same as dyao, "Paparazzi" was the only song of hers I liked for quite some time, and in light of that I'm not surprised at all that it was "Alejandro" that finally won me over.

The Reverend, Friday, 21 May 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

it took me a while too. that's why i always use the word "weird," cuz it sounds like it should be more immediate than it actually ends up being.

the boshy* production value contributes to this, which i can appreciate.

*not really sure what this word means but it sounds like it makes sense

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Friday, 21 May 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

makes you want to be her

caitlin i mean lol

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 22 May 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link

STOP CALLING
STOP CALLING
I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE

The Reverend, Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm up in the club
And I'm sippin on bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

The Reverend, Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS IS A DEEZASTAH

The Reverend, Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'M BEIN SAVED

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

<3

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ughh the way she sings the word "telephone" makes me want to kick things.

"TEEELLLLAAAYYYYPHURRNEE"

Dwight Yorke, Sunday, 23 May 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lol I listened to paparazzi 10 times last night on repeat. I love that little "yea-hah!" or w/e after each line in the chorus.

Face Book (dyao), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

awful band

ksh, Monday, 24 May 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

huh?

The Reverend, Monday, 24 May 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

just being stupid

ksh, Monday, 24 May 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently Glee theme this week is Lady Gaga

Mordy, Monday, 24 May 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

o wow let me punch my eye sockets out now

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 24 May 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

don't like Glee, surm?

ksh, Monday, 24 May 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i would rather eat mud than watch a cornball tongue-in-cheek-yet-genuine take on the spirit and cultural legacy of lady gaga as put together by GLEE!

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

:D

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate glee so much more than i ever hated lady gaga

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

the WORD glee is offensive to me on a phonetic level.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I sang in a glee club in college

it was nothing like the tv show, and yet, EXACTLY like the tv show

only with more booze

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

and tail amirite?

plax (ico), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i was in glee club in elementary school and show choir in highschool. it fucking ruled.

i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I had a girlfriend entirely independent of being in the glee club and half of the other guys were more interested in making out with each other than with anyone outside the group. Several guys managed to be effective man-whores with revolving groupies (hetero- and homo-), though.

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Clearly the show should have been based on these experiences.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing quite like going to the choir offices to drink and surprising a fellow gleek going down on a dining hall staffer in a back corner

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"You're not the usual hash-slinger."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I could write a series on that group but it would likely generate lawsuits

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Monday, 24 May 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Change all the names to those of your enemies. Wait that won't help...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 May 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

'summerboy' is a nice little tune. kind of reminds me of tragic kingdom era no doubt!

Face Book (dyao), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Another parody from Westboro Baptist Meg Phelps:

hxxp://meganphelpsroper.tumblr.com/post/653165655/ever-burn-wbc-parody-of-lady-gagas

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 June 2010 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Alejandro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmm idk i probably won't ever watch it again tbh :\

teledyldonix, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god, my worst nightmare of getting sexually assaulted by a gaggle of moe howards

i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

my initial response was too think it was too madonna

than I DID watch it again and I had a realisation, that the whole video is about how she can't have sex with gay men even though she really wants to, and then she compares that to men in the military and to the catholic church and the whole thing is one long impossible love letter and now I kind of love it

Popper, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Great read. Also if your video is about the tragic closeness-to/distance-from an adoring queer audience, Madonna allusions are really perfectly sensible.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

This video is the best thing GaGa has done so far, and the greatest tribute to Madonna ever. I'm kind of a little in awe right now... GaGa really is incredible!!

The Brainwasher, Thursday, 10 June 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, no kidding!

plax (ico), Thursday, 10 June 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, don't see Beyonce making a cameo in this. Gaga ftw!

Armand Van Helden Vocal Remix (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

She looks so great with short hair like that.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

This is probably my favorite video she's done yet.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 10 June 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i couldn't finish it. i guess the video's good, if a little monotone. i like some of her dancing - girl can work her bod. and i guess, yeah, she looks good dressed up as madonna.

but this song ... it still really doesn't do it for me. the lyrics are inane, and who the fuck is roberto? and it's just plodding. as tired an observation as it may be, ace of base did it better.

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno, i generally like my music videos to comliment or enhance the accompanying song. There's a fairly jarring juxtaposition here between the oh-so-edgy visuals and the fairly inconsequential music. At least her last video was fun.

Number None, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

And why the hell did it have to be 8 minutes? Really wears the song into the ground.

Number None, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

It's really disappointing to me to see Gaga fans unenthused about this song because it's the first thing she's done that I've immediately liked, and it kinda completely changed my opinion about her.

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i know, that's the thing! i've heard that from at least 3 ppl

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I still haven't watched the video because I have no sound on my computer tho

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Which is getting mighty old

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

It's really disappointing to me to see Gaga fans unenthused about this song because it's the first thing she's done that I've immediately liked, and it kinda completely changed my opinion about her.

I still maintain that "So Happy I Could Die" should have been the next single.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 11 June 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

i would've died

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

that song has a vision.

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

if i ever heard it at a club i think i would lose my shit, like literally crack up into a million pieces

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

It's really disappointing to me to see Gaga fans unenthused about this song because it's the first thing she's done that I've immediately liked, and it kinda completely changed my opinion about her.

― The Reverend, Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:56 PM (Yesterday)

wait i thought everyone loved it! except surm apparently?

fman29.5 (k3vin k.), Friday, 11 June 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link

nah i am def not the only one dude

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link

There were some rather tepid rxions from apparent fans on the singles jukebox, too.

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it's pretty good but I would rate paparazzi over it

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe, but I haven't heard "Paparazzi" since I've heard "Alejandro"

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean just in terms of gaga songs with soft & lingering choruses...though now I have a lot of love for 'so happy that I could die' thanks to surm & elvis's repping upthread

⚖ on my truck (dyao), Friday, 11 June 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

i like "alejandro" now - it wasn't the video that made me come round on it so much as its single-ness, how much it makes sense as a standalone thing without the need to compare it to its context on the album, where i think "dance in the dark" and "monster" are way way superior and should've been the singles really (or "teeth" if she was actually really daring). think this leaves "so happy i could die" as the only fame monster track i still dislike, i'm fairly sure that won't last.

how great are the drum fills in "dance in the dark" though? i actually really love the lyrical perspective too - dancing as escapism from emotional abuse, but it feels less like a solution than dancing blindly towards the precipice, "dancing in the dark" as metaphor for staying in the dangerous relationship in the first place. fucking wish there wasn't a princess diana reference in it though, makes me wince every time - HATE the gays who think of her as an icon. not cool to idolise anyone in the royal family. plus i hate girls who try too hard to be a fag hag, and that's what that line is.

the bridge to "monster" is so amazing - "he ate my heart and then he ate my braaaain"

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Friday, 11 June 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

the bridge to "monster" is so amazing - "he ate my heart and then he ate my braaaain"

^^^^^^

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 11 June 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Best song on the album.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 11 June 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i love this, i think its a really good example of her like actually transcending the influence (ie ace of base here) instead of just blindly copping moves

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Monster is 1 of my favorite songs of the decade, easy.

i don't mind the Di reference. i do love Princess Diana for a variety of reasons, none of them having to do with her prevalence as a gay icon.

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

(i actually didn't even realize she was a gay icon ...)

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't get whats so daring about Teeth, sounds like an xtina joint

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

lex, pretty sure that's one of those uk/us divide things

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

"Teeth" totally sounds like Xtina, but it gets away with it cause it sounds like a song Xtina would never do.

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Really sounds more like B. Jaxx with Xtina vocals or something.

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

in tales of the city all the SF gays are crushing hard on lady Di but i suppose that is ancient history?

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I kinda get the impression most ppl in the US stopped thinking about her once that Elton joint slipped off the charts

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess we're not the right generation but i think she had an effect on an older gen. of phags maybe

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah mebbe

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

but LG is our age, so

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

also I have never noticed the Princess Di ref

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i mean lex has this major thing abt anything ever being a gay icon anyway so

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Really sounds more like B. Jaxx with Xtina vocals or something.

OTM.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 11 June 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

She was at the ballgame I attended yesterday, but I couldn't get into her box.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 June 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

DON'T CALL MY NAME, DON'T CALL MY NAME

alejandro

I'M NOT YOUR BABE, I'M NOT YOUR BABE

fernando

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

lol morbs

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

you know that i love you boy
hot like mexico enjoys

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

love the filter sweep under ^^^

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

"hot like mexico enjoys" is awkward as fuck

All small bassoons have at one time or another been called fagottino (crüt), Friday, 11 June 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

and then it all just connects after that in a moment of fundamental rightness before it launches into the chorus

xp yeah it is, but I love it

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Teddy Riley produced "Teeth" (!)

The Reverend, Friday, 11 June 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

than I DID watch it again and I had a realisation, that the whole video is about how she can't have sex with gay men even though she really wants to, and then she compares that to men in the military and to the catholic church and the whole thing is one long impossible love letter and now I kind of love it

Love this take on the video clip.

Tim F, Saturday, 12 June 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Really sounds more like B. Jaxx with Xtina vocals or something.

OTM.

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, June 11, 2010 3:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

naw

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Saturday, 12 June 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

alejandro is dope though.

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Saturday, 12 June 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Isn't it "hot like mexico, rejoyce"?

(x-post)

LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 12 June 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

yes

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Saturday, 12 June 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i think " half-inspired " about sums it up for me regarding alejandro

glowy and highlighted and blushy and bronzy (surm), Saturday, 12 June 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Steven Klein did an excellent job directing. Could the video also be a tribute to Alexander McQueen? The clip has his signature creepy/beautiful aesthetic that's reminiscent of much of his past collections. Then there's the funeral sequence, name of the song, etc.

Armand Van Helden Vocal Remix (Spinspin Sugah), Saturday, 12 June 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/10357655281

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Twitter is over capacity.

Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again

amazing, that was worth posting for sure

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Sunday, 13 June 2010 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link

that joke was definitely worth posting, sic

Jonae Mitchelle (some dude), Sunday, 13 June 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

?? had you never listened to this before and realized that it is one of the best songs of all time ever?

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

No way, I've probably played this song 100 times!

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

safe estimate for me, too

so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muXg2qPFcKY&

New song. Follows Speechless down the 70s Elton + Queen + rock'n'roll path. It's a good look for her. Underneath all the image, she really does have her fundamentals down pat.

Alex in Montreal, Friday, 9 July 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Here she is at John Lennon's piano:

http://tweetphoto.com/31537987

StanM, Saturday, 10 July 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

new song is great imo

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 10 July 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't really like "little monsters" as a designation for her fans though :/ never liked mariah calling hers "lambs" or tori amos calling hers "ears with feet" either

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 10 July 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link

the more confrontational and alienating lady gaga is to her fans the more I will like her because it seems appropriate

goth (crüt), Saturday, 10 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the real fanboys and fangirls LOVE that (in all 3 cases) - i kind of feel i should cuz it's at root a way for those kids to feel like they "belong" to something, but it's still fairly cheesy

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Saturday, 10 July 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh i'm a realllly real fanboy and i don't love that shit

takes all the magic out of "monster" to make it so fuckin obvious

janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

omg this song

janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

altho there's one part where the melody totally sounds like she's about to launch into "what's up" by 4 non blondes. she doesn't go up on the last note in the line which saves it.

janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

dope new song, would like to see it be a single. i wonder if she's gonna come with a new album soon while she's on this roll, or are they milking more singles out of Fame Monster?

some dude, Saturday, 10 July 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it's just very basic, with true soul

janice (surm), Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Ehh this one's alright. Pretty straightforward. She does mention it's not like the other songs on the album, so guessing it's gonna stand out stylistically kinda like "Speechless" does on The Fame Monster. ("Speechless" is a v. much better track, though.)

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

C/D: hipsters at 3 AM declaiming that all top 40 music is terrible because the performers don't write their own songs, then citing Lady Gaga as the first example, then arguing over to the extent to which this has to be read in light of the Jewish control of the media

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 August 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

c

teledyldonix, Monday, 16 August 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://adimg.pixazza.com/2e90edd1c4/cca434a2-0079-4a04-aa57-e30d31dd6aa8.jpg

at least three of those albums were untouchable to me in my early years.

1,5,& 6 if you're asking.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ignore above, unless that accidental image was untouchable in your early years.......

http://gagadaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ping.jpg

at least three of those albums were untouchable to me in my early years.

1,5,& 6 if you're asking.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 2 September 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

What is #4, I don't recognize that one...?

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Friday, 3 September 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

MOTORBREATH

IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE

I CAN'T

TAKE IT

ANY OTHER WAY

markers, Friday, 3 September 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

#4 = Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation

bernard goony (The Reverend), Friday, 3 September 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

control!

janice (surm), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

omg i didn't even see rhythm nation! lol

janice (surm), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"telephone" takes place a couple hours before "just dance", right?

u_u.mp3 (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

You can tell which LG album songs will be released as singles by the stutter ratio ('future love' asides due to foul language ('I want a f-f-f-f-future man, I wanna f-fuck you as hard as I can.').)

My 6 year old cousin just overheard my sister playing Lady Gaga and she came asking her "why does she stutter in all her songs? Does she have a problem?" Never really thought about it but:

Just Dance: Just, j-j-just dance
Pokerface: po-po-po-poker face po-po-poker face
Paparazzi: papa-paparazzi
Bad Romance: Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Telephone: I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringin.
Alejandro: Ale-alejandro Ale-alejandro

Monster: That boy is a monster, m-m-m-monster

Moka, Saturday, 18 September 2010 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link

what the hell does "sometimes i feel like i live in grand central station" mean?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Grand Central Station = a crowded, public place. Being constantly bugged by the people calling her Telephone is as exhausting as if you lived in a subway terminus. She always feels like somebody's watching her, and she has no privacy.

Alternately, she feels like a homeless person but I'm not sure how that would fit with the premise of the song.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

she stutters in those songs because it's easier than coming up with lyrics to fill in the empty space. it's also annoyingly catchy and repetitive and elevates her songs to ear worm status.

fan of puppetry (Spinspin Sugah), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

she also stutters in those songs because stuttering is a convenient way to throw off a melody, or a rhythm, just enough to make it interesting, and a little bit different. not saying this holds up when it is overused, just sayin.

janice (surm), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

katy perry has nicer tits so dud

mittens reduxeo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not sure they're tits.

raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

do you think lady gaga has brown or red nips

brown or red vagina?

why is it always brown or red :(

mittens reduxeo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

fleshtone?

fan of puppetry (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

megalolz @ sharing a stage with Yoko Ono, Thurston Moore, and Kim Gordon

Gene Shalit in a Child's Sailor Hat (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Say what??

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Say what??

It's this show...

http://yopob.com/YOPOB-O1-640.jpg

We have tickets for Saturday night so I'll report back.

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ummmmmmmm new song http://picosong.com/kHy

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"Nothin On But The Radio"

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

pretty lame

Dominique, Friday, 15 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

not bad, but if this is a single, it's super slight, especially in the context of a career in which she released her previously slightest single, "Just Dance," two years ago and has already put out "Poker Face," "Bad Romance," "Telephone," and "Alejandro" since

markers, Friday, 15 October 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

dunno if it's a single

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

definitely down with it, tho

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston.

2+2 is 4 (Spinspin Sugah), Friday, 15 October 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

She doesn't stutter on this one. It is not a single.

Moka, Friday, 15 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I posted it in the pop thread, I think its totally great

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

cool i'm glad we agree

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

+ i assume it's a demo, so if it's actually a single it will likely be much grander

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

this + "you and I" is a promising 1-2 punch for me

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe even very promising

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a pretty old song though. She didn't write it ("Like A Virgin" autor Billy Steinberg did) and it's either a several year old demo that Gaga sings on (or made to sound like her to get her to sing it).

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

that's funny, i was just thinking about Billy Steinberg yesterday, while listening to "how do i make you", wondering what he's been up to all these years since he was a bit of a hit factory. [his family owns huge grape farms in Thermal (Calif.) and i actually grew up down the street from his house (in palm springs)]

KC & the sunshine banned (outdoor_miner), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

really!

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

interesting to know he wrote like a virgin. i love that song so much.

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i forgot he wrote true colors, too
http://www.record-producers.com/roster/billy-steinberg/discography.shtml

KC & the sunshine banned (outdoor_miner), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

and eternal flame!

janice (surm), Friday, 15 October 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ePwDySjVdyo/TSNP8pM0hWI/AAAAAAAAAP0/c1rhch9Jty4/218156300.jpg

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jan/04/lady-gaga-new-album-release

Lady Gaga rang in the New Year by announcing her new album's release date – and by showing us her bum. At 12:01 am on New Year's Day, the pop star revealed a possible cover for Born This Way, due in May, unveiling a photograph of her bare behind.

The black and white picture, posted on Twitter, was shot by British fashion photographer Nick Knight, who has previously worked with Björk and Antony Hegarty. It shows a woman we take to be Gaga, with her back to the camera, wearing only a denim jacket with the words Born This Way emblazoned in rhinestones and spraypaint.

The photograph recalls the cover of a mid-90s Madonna single, or perhaps a Girls EP. But for an artist whose Dadaist gowns and meaty frocks are almost as famous as her music, the image is decidedly dull. Although Gaga hasn't said that the picture will appear as part of Born This Way's final artwork, we hope this isn't the direction she is headed in. Stripped of her avant-garde artifice and fiery bras, Gaga becomes perhaps less interesting.

Then again, she'll always have her bum. "I think no pants is sexy," she told the Daily Star in 2009. "I love the naked human body." Those were the days when not wearing trousers was one of Gaga's biggest claims to fame. "My grandmother is basically blind," she explained to Rolling Stone, "but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see you, because you have no pants on'. So I'll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me."

Lady Gaga also tweeted two dates: "THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11." As 23 May is a Monday, this is most likely the album's release date. As for 13 February, a Sunday, this is the date of the Grammy awards – suggesting that Gaga may perform. As it will still be winter, we suggest she wear some trousers.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ the speculating on a promo photo's indication of her creative direction as if it's the actual song or something

washa flocka brain (some dude), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the Guardian.

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

(ha! Should be the name of a sitcom..."That's the Guardian!")

Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i know it was them and you were just quoting. just saying.

washa flocka brain (some dude), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

That is funny about the "no pants" thing. She has a skinny butt but it is normal, not like a dancer's or athlete's butt, which is weird to see in mainstream media.

Cubby Wubby Nubby Hubby Dubby (u s steel), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

The photograph recalls the cover of a mid-90s Madonna single, or perhaps a Girls EP.

It looks nothing like either.

prolego, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Why isn't the "harpsicord synth" at the beginning of the "Bad Romance" video included in the actual track outside the video? Would have been one of the coolest intros ever.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 22 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a bad song, but omg the "Alejandro" video is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

They are using "Teeth" in ads for Shark Week!

these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Monday, 11 July 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like this is a great development.

these goons were made for waka (The Reverend), Monday, 11 July 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

holy crap, I kinda knew she could sing, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

StanM, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

"... and let's all dance in the middle, in purgatory"

"hm"

thomp, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Stan, she's been doing performances like this since "Poker Face"

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

But but... I didn't know! :-(

StanM, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

i'm surprised, given how you watch the tabloids like a hawk

lex pretend, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, fuck you too.

StanM, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

hey now, little monsters. Gaga does not stand for that shit.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I had Fame Monster on repeat all weekend. So much better than The Fame. I think I like it more than Born This Way too. BTW is v patchy for me.

Dance in The Dark KILLS.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 February 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

When is she going to have a new song? Kind of depressing to see Rihanna and Katy Perry pump out track after track while LG had zero charting singles in 2012.

skip, Monday, 18 February 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, fun coincidence, I just broke these albums out again last night to introduce my lady acquaintance to the album cuts. Fame Monster still sounds great the entire way through.

I'm happy to see her taking a little time though to be honest - as I've said elsewhere (maybe in this thread) I feel like most of BTW's issues stem from just being generally underwritten between all the touring and appearances and costumes and shows and everything. Which were a key part of the Imperial Gaga Experience, but meant a loss in the details on record. IMHO!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

katy perry hasn't really pumped out any tracks though? everything has been essentially album leftovers. (but judging by the leaks of late I am perfectly fine with her not releasing any new songs at the moment)

katherine, Monday, 18 February 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

well skip was contrasting with "LG had zero charting singles in 2012" -- KP had three song in the top 10 in '12

weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

songS

weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

yes, that's true, looking at her discography KP has milked the Teenage Dream sessions for for all they're worth. For the listener who's only exposed to the tracks from radio play, though, that's less important, and doesn't alleviate the ubiquity of it all...KP hasn't had a song miss the top 3 since 2009 - eight consecutive top 3's starting with California Gurls, including five consecutive #1's. Gaga hasn't had a top 3 since May 2011 (Edge of Glory).

skip, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

taking a little time
she's been on tour for the last year

fit and working again, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

I think she'll get things done quicker now that she's cancelled her tour to recover from muscle problems or whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

gaga's tendency to do most of her touring, especially in the US, between album cycles when no singles are out, is odd

weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah she's really kinda evaporated from pop culture, it's weird

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

what, more than any other artist who's between albums and hasn't put out new material in 1.5 years?

this assumption that pop stars have to be in the headlines or active at all times is odd, and it's impt to remember, quite recent, and the unrelenting ubiquity of rihanna is still the exception not the rule

lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

really read gaga's last rites if she drops a single/album and then no one cares

lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

I think in her case her constant touring and apparent off-cycle touring is a practical compromise. She's truly a global star, so she has to constantly tour to meet demand. Someone like Rihanna seems to be doing the same thing, down to recording on the road (which Gaga did for "Born This Way"). I'm sort of intrigued that Taylor Swift isn't touring until summer. That's a long time from now, and I know she's about to release her third single, but none of them so far seem strong or ubiquitous enough to carry her all the way to July. Lex will have an opinion on that, I'm sure.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

is that a zing or something? i don't really.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

It was only 5% zing, but I am genuinely curious if you think the Swift "Red" train is traveling fast enough to carry her to mid summer.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

imo you need to get over your odd concern with the levels of enthusiasm people display in the taylor swift threads. oh no, people being excited about an artist, how awful.

really not into fans/critics talking like record label executives and poring over sales figures and whatnot just to declare that x or y has "flopped", though it's pretty obvious this is swift's most commercially successful era to date, which isn't necessarily good news, as it means she's wheeling "22" out as the next single :(

lex pretend, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 13:02 (eleven years ago) link

why does everyone hate 22, it's so joyous.

monotony, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

I don't have any concern whatsoever, Lex. I was simply impressed that she was touring football arenas (capacity: 65,000 or so), which is enough of an anomaly these days that I was wondering if she could fill it. Straight curiosity. Swift will do just fine with or without my support.

The only enthusiasm I've made fun of on the Swift thread is the squeeeee!-like levels of over-enthusiasm, imo. Which isn't even necessarily unwarranted, just easy to make fun of.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think it really matters if a really huge artist tours late in the album cycle -- if anything it matters more when tickets go onsale, in terms of whether they're trying for a quick sellout, or if they want to sell tickets quickly enough that nobody considers moving it to a smaller venue. the Gaga thing is unique just because she only seems to be in America in off-cycles, seemed to be off the road or out of the country the entire time Born This Way was actually selling and spinning off hits.

some dude, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

I did think that was weird, but I think it's be because she simply can't tour behind the album all the time, everywhere. She was touring the US right before it came out; when I last saw her, she encored with "Born This Way," which was then all over the place. That was indeed about a year and a half ago, to the month. But she's been touring non-stop ever since. Looking at her setlist, the US dates would have still gotten a "Born This Way"-heavy show. It's weird to be at the end of a tour cycle for an album, but I suppose that's how everyone else feels most of the time!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

this assumption that pop stars have to be in the headlines or active at all times is odd, and it's impt to remember, quite recent, and the unrelenting ubiquity of rihanna is still the exception not the rule

This is not a recent assumption at all. Michael Jackson sang lead on a single, either solo or with the Jackson 5, every year between 1969 and 1975, then did it again between 1991 and 1997. Madonna released at least one single every year between 1982 and 1994. Prince released at least one single every year from 1976 to 2001. The Beatles released a single every year that they were together as a band. Celine Dion released at least one single every year from 1981 through 2008. etc etc etc

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Lady Gaga reveals that she was raped by a record producer when she was 19

DDD, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

Ugh. That's awful.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

So...somehow I missed that she put out an album of duets with Tony Bennett, and it did pretty well? Huh. It sounds okay.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
one year passes...
four months pass...

New single "Perfect Illusion" out in September
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/17/lady-gaga-perfect-illusion

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 19 August 2016 01:14 (seven years ago) link

will co-star in Bradley Cooper's new version of A Star Is Born :o

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 August 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

as Norman Maine

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 August 2016 01:31 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

She will do this year's Super Bowl halftime show.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 September 2016 00:22 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

A Star Is Born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V0-_2tIfew

Kibbutzki (Jaap Schip), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:38 (six years ago) link

Cooper directed it(!)

Doesn't look like my kind of movie, but hope it's good / does well...

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

zzzzzzzzz

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

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