500 worst/wackest rap album titles of all time

Starting with the ego trip 20 and moving on from there

1. Redhead Kingpin & The FBI - Album With No Name
2. Shazzy - Attitude: A Hip Hop Rapsody
3. PM Dawn - Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry For Bringing You Here. Love, Dad
4. Gumbo - Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber
5. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...
6. Mad Skillz - From Where???
7. Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty
8. FaceDown - Illegal Drugs Really Hurt
9. Jermaine Dupri - Life In 1492
10. Madkap - Look Ma Duke, No Hands
11. Maestro Fresh Wes - Naaah, Dis Kid Can't Be From Canada
12. ATCQ - People's Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm
13. Digable Planets - Reachin' (A New Refutation Of Time And Space)
14. Rampage - Scout's Honor ... By Way Of Blood
15. Divine Styler - Spiral Walls Containing Autumns Of Light
16. Anttex - Suburban Ettiquette
17. Warren G - Take A Look Over Your Shoulder
18. The Legion - Theme + Echo = Krill
19. Dazzie Dee - Where's My Reciept?
20. Arrested Development - Zingalamaduni

21. People Under The Stairs - FUN DMC

22. prince paul - psychoanalysis: what is it?

23. that stupid Arrested Development album

2 Years 3 months 6 Days 4 hours 12 minutes etc

seems like this thread has gone 3 minutes w/o any of these worst Public Enemy album title

most of those ones on the ego trip list aren't bad or wacky

Jordan S, a big stan for Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber

I dunno, I always thought that Divine Styler album title was dope, but I could def see the ego trip guys having a general hard-on against Divine Styler

24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com

25. keith murray - rap-murr-phobia: fear of real hip-hop

hahaha, forgot about that one

26. Funkdoobiest - Which Doobie U B?

27. Eazy-E - It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa

28. cam'ron - s.d.e. (sports, drugs & entertainment)

Spectrist offtm

29. Jesse Jaymes - Thirty Footer in Your Face

lol

30. de la soul - art official intelligence: mosaic thump

i am beginning to think any time a colon is involved in a rap album title you're headed for trouble

Jesse Jaymes apparantly is an entrepreneur now with a company that rents private jets and is married to the woman who invented Spanx, i aint bullshittin

31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

32. master p - america's most luved bad guy

24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (10 minutes ago) Permalink

wrong thread

kinda feelin SDE too

33. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

you're really gonna defend www.thug.com?

34. Saul Willaims - The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust

puke

i have an affection for www.thug.com as a title because it's such a period piece

31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

this would be an amazing one if it wasn't for the group already being called "bustin melonz"

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

35. Lil' Cease - The Wonderful World Of Cease A Leo

i would be beyond excited if like juicy j was putting out an album titled 'watch ya seeds pop out'

hahaha

yeah but w/o "bustin melonz" it just makes it sound like he's hanging around a maternity ward or something

36. Wyclef Jean – The Ecleftic (2 Sides II A Book)

wyclef needs to be put in jail

37. strongo hulkington - hanging around a maternity ward or something

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think pretentious titles are way funnier / worse i guess

38. Swizz Beatz - One Man Band Man

i have to say, i'm really glad I have a place like ILX where you can make a rap thread and the first 300 posts arent BIG SLAM DUNKIN HOES BEAR DOING THANGS HAHAHA

39. 2face - covered in his blood (humble and riteous)

37. lil bow wow - doggy bag

― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:11 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yessssss

40. master p - ice cream man

41. Nelly - Sweat/Suit

xpost, gtfo

42. Raekwon - Immobilarity

hahahah oh man that nelly

take it back, J0rdan

43. dj khaled - listennn... the album

my master P pick:

http://cover7.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/39/382639.jpg

'ice cream man' is so terrible!

44. Akinyele, Vagina Diner

45. tha dogg pound - dogg chit

uh "wackest" means "bad", not "best", phil

46. atmosphere - when life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold

oh man immobilarity, yeah that is awful

immobile + hilarity?

someone replace #44, I will not stand for one of the best album titles in rap history to be sullied in this thread

47. Dream Warriors... And now the the legacy begins

except it didn't

Naaah, Dem Kids Can't Be From Canada

48. rob sonic - telicatessen

re: dream warriors and maestro fresh wes, i feel like using canadian rappers is cheating

49. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul to a Souless People Who Sold Their Soul???

for one, it's not even a question

50. ludacris - theater of the mind

51. Lifesavas - Gutterfly

52. bizarre - hannicap circus

really wrestled with this one btw

53. Young Buck - Buck The World

54. Trina - Glamorest Life

that is not a typo.

^^i was just gonna post this one^^

55. fat joe - the elephant in the room

56. Juelz Santana - From Me To U

thread title made me instantly think of PE's Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age but yeah #49 trumps

57. Sticky Fingaz - Decade: "...but wait it gets worse"

58. common - electric circus

59. DMX - Year Of The Dog...Again
60. Petey Pablo - Still Writing In My Diary: 2nd Entry

hahaha that dmx one is so bad

imagine if all rap sequel albums were like that

Jay-Z - The Blueprint... Again

61. Notorious BIG - Duets: The Final Chapter

62. nas - hip hop is dead

63. chingy - powerballin

hahaha

65. birdman - 5 * stunna

(since we skipped it) 64. N.O.R.E.-S.O.R.E.

66. lil scrappy - tha grustle

67. UGK - Too Hard To Swallow

stfu, da croupier

Kinda like "powerballin"

I take it you can swallow that, whiney

68. devin the dude - to tha x-treme

69. beastie boys - hot sauce committee part two

would appreciate some more deep cuts, gang

i am not sure hannicap circus was a thank me later style smash man

70. Bushwick Bill - Phantom of the Rapra

71. mr. ivan - 187 in a hockey mask

72. Prince Johnny C - It's Been A Long Rhyme Coming

73. Stillmatic

74. Hell Hath No Fury

no, that one is pretty good

Canibus - 2000 B.C. (Before Can-I-Bus)

oops ^^ 75.

76. 2 Live Crew - Sports Weekend: As Nasty as They Wanna Be, Pt. 2

Rlly j0rdan? Why is making ppl think of the fury of a scorned woman a good title for a rap album about two male coke dealers

77. Boogie Down Productions - Edutainment

78. Rappin' Is Fundamental - The Doo Hop Legacy

Rlly j0rdan? Why is making ppl think of the fury of a scorned woman a good title for a rap album about two male coke dealers

― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 6:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha

i mean, c'mon

deej is right tho...?

79. Boogie Monsters - Riders of the Storm: The Underwater Album

^stupid all around (actually i kinda dig the album) but the OF really bothers me

like, if they were Foxy Brown or Eve or Li'l Kim or Nicki okay whatevs

xp

yeah how dare the clipse appropriate a line from some english playwright!! how offensive omg!!!!

you both are so full of shit

you know, how dare multiple time felon & documented woman beater gucci mane play on the title of a tv show that genuinely tries to find serial killers and other menaces to society? has he no conscience?

it's not offensive it's just... they are not women?

xp

what's your point

as a reference, it doesn't make any sense

unless they have a lot of songs about angry women, I wouldn't know

uh, it makes plenty of sense

you know, it wasn't REALLY tupac against the whole world. so as an album title, it just doesn't make sense

you know, wu-tang didn't actually have 36 chambers. it just doesn't make sense.

you know, biggie wasn't actually ready to die. it's just a bad album title.

dude wu-tang clan did have 36 chambers, u need to chill out right now

funnily enough you are wrong about all three of your examples - Tupac's attitude was very combative, Wu-Tang referenced the 36 chambers in their music, Biggie really was ready to die cuz he uh died

try harder

biggie was still alive when he recorded that album iirc

I always thought the woman scorned was the whole business of dealing in narcotics, or "the game", if you will...

did you guys know that jay-z didn't ACTUALLY have a blueprint?

it's actually just a metaphor

i know, it's hard to believe.

80. Kwame - Kwame the Boy Genius Featuring A New Beginning

81. Kwame - A Day in the Life: A Polkadelic Adventure

I like to think you understand how references work but now I'm starting to wonder...?

the term "blueprint", for example works within multiple contexts and has several definitions. The phrase "Hell Hath No Fury" has a SINGLE source and is an explicit reference to a particular text and context.

Hell Hath No Fury is not a metaphor btw

82. Professor Griff - Kao's II Wiz*7*Dome

^^beating his old homies at their own game IMO

lol how do you even pronounce that one

the clipse aren't women, it all falls apart

J0rdan looking like a straight dumbass itt

(chaos to wisdom)

that was the saddest deej post since he said that jay electronica is betraying the hood by doing a mountain dew commercial

LMFAOOOOO

http://i.imgur.com/OEwRG.png

shakey has had many questionable opinions, i'll let him slide

deej defended 'flockaveli' btw

I will say that Hell Hath No Fury is a pretty shitty album title, but it's def low hanging fruit in a thread where ppl are bringing Naaah, Dis Kid Can't Be From Canada

thx but no thx J0rdan maybe listening to Waka has ruined yr grasp of the english language

maybe not listening to rap for a whole decade has ruined yr grasp of what sucks as an album title

83. Mike Ladd - Vernacular Homicide

thx but no thx J0rdan maybe listening to Waka has ruined yr grasp of the english language

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:22 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1583/1190860093596uq9.gif

wait during what decade did I not listen to rap

J0rdan kind of pulling a deej itt

anyway i'm sorry for ruining this fun thread

i promise to ignore deej when he inevitably sees this

lol

Except wrong

Fyi j0 - "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is the phrase and I has no relevance to the clipse album - I guarantee they just thought it sounded cool

i know the phrase, and i think that "sounding cool" is a perfectly fine basis for choosing a phrase for your rap album

I never said jay electronica "betrayed the hood" nice fox news smear tho

His mountain dew comnercial was corny as fuck and undercut his appeal as a post-concious savior or hip hop tho

J0 it only "sounds cool" if u don't know what it means, tho

Tho tho tho

well i disagree w/ that xp

keep it tho tho

To the tune of "no hoe"

really tho tho, Hell Hath No Fury is like calling your album Behind Every Good Man

Vanity, Thy Name Is

84. RZA - Digi Snacks

really tho tho, Hell Hath No Fury is like calling your album Behind Every Good Man

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

except that sounds like the name of a romantic comedy -- 'hell hath no fury' at least has a sinister connotation to it

85. GZA/Genius - Pro Tools

you are terrible at this

also there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru in b/w 'lord willin' and hhnf

i was gonna list 'digi snacks' earlier but then i realized that saying 'digi snacks' is really fun

there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8054/gqoe2.jpg

yeah guys i think there is a difference between "dropping soulful h20 on the fiber" and just a dumb/bland album name. like maybe the difference between trying to be creative and failing, and just being plain lazy. idk.

86. Naughty By Nature - IIcons

can't believe no one's mentioned "1017 Brick Squad Presents Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame – Ferrari Boyz"

idk, i don't see the problem w/ that one

Tech N9Ne- Anghellic

The Dayton Family - Charges Of Indictment

take a walk, anthony

i'm sorry, you think there are 499 worse titles than "Charges Of Indictment"?

i mean at least be cunty for a clear reason, like you were for Jordan

Because you're posting a steady stream of blandness, and clearly just like on wikipedia looking up midwestern rap to do it

are you sure it's not because you have a bug up your ass about something unrelated to a "500 worst rap albums" thread? i'm mean really

like Pro Tools and Anghellic are kind of unfortunate puns, but like we could post those all day, and you';re clearly set on doing exactly that. Don't come back until you bring something as good as Bustin' Melonz, Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out

i mean if you'd prefer i get bitchy at other ilxors instead of contributing to the thread subject, well here you go

89. odd nosdam - plan 9... meat your hypnotis

What is that GQ quote in reference to?

90. Hipster Buppies

re: S.D.E - Great title. I always read it as 'black people have 3 ways to succeed: Sports, Drugs, and Entertainment.'

i dropped like 8 good ones while y'all were fighting

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

Anticon Presents: Music for the Advancement of Hip Hop

92. The Dogg Pound- Dogg Chit

Already mentioned

I meant Dogg Chit...Again

Sage Francis - Li(f)e

doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse

WTF? What a weird thing to say about it... Cheers.

posting that jpg was a craze on ilm for some time :)

Right, I was still drinking when that album came out and didn't read hip hop threads for the sake of my mental health.

93. Snoop Dogg - Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

Great album title

replace that with MALICE IN WONDERLAND

^seriously

94. dj paul - scale-a-ton (skeleton)

that was a classic!!!!!

probably one of my favorite album titles ever no lie

(skeleton)

i could go either way on that one

scale-a-ton

( skeleton)

I was going to think of something to contribute but I saw Sweat/Suit and just lost my shit

the album itself is awesome but the parenthetical is just a total forehead-slapper