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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKl3xeBVY4

New thread, because this might wrongfully be forgotten in a year or two. Because there is no mention of her on ILM so far apart from mine. Because I want to marry and have steamy sex with and cry over this brilliant song. Because I have played it on repeat endlessly. Because David Lynch should take note. Because it is fantastic.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

yes plz. ILG got there first btw.

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

ILG? Point me towards it plz

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

rolling thread of stuff worth reading on videogames

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

Did not catch that, but we seem to agree on this on a deep fundamental level Mordy <3

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

Not until October when this song gets a vinyl release. There's no EP or LP yet, either. Agony.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

song is so gorgeous.

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

great song.
came to it via pitchfork via grizzly bear.

sean gramophone, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

Link doesn't work for me (not after deleting the first part of it).

I tried and tried and made a lame attempt reviving a slowcore thread earlier today but I cannot classify this song, which is really for the best. My song of the year so far, no doubt.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

i'll cosign that -- helps that i haven't heard much i love this year, but this really is amazing + beautiful. a little cat power'y, no?

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

If that is true I have to listen to way more Cat Power! I keep thinking Nancy Sinatra for some reason.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

"i heard you like the bad girls honey / is that true?" destroys me every time

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Hah! So true... me too...

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit this song. October, really? Fuck! WILL BUY LIKE FIVE HUNDRED TIMES.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

me three re: that line

this is a great song

teledyldonix, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

i am SUPER IMPRESSED by this song

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

what else is there out there by her?

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

the stuff i'm reading suggested a nellie mckay angle, press wise

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

Whoah, this might be the first time the Lex is as impressed by a song as I am! Good times :-)

There's only two or three songs out there. Will be released in October on vinyl and mp3

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, what a smoky little thunderstorm of a song! Youtube-to-mp3 converted immediately. Wish I was still in a position in life where I could freely abuse nyquil, cause I could totally see drinking half a bottle and listening to this on repeat for 3 hours.

kkvgz, Sunday, 7 August 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

adding to the chorus here; this song is marvelous

rameau: first blood (donna rouge), Sunday, 7 August 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, goddamn

can't really find a single coherent thought to express about this song — after "pull up in your fast car, whistlin' my name" everything goes black w/ multicolored streaks of stars

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

... I suppose I'll go ahead and lay this card on the table tho: how much 'irony', if any, do y'all hear in her delivery?

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm. Her delivery is deliciously knowing, but I don't think it's disingenuous.

Vast Halo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Will be released in October on vinyl and mp3.

Bah. I get that vinyl fits her aesthetic, but eschewing CD will be a cruel blow to those of us who don't own turntables but do care about sound quality.

Vast Halo, Sunday, 7 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

"i heard you like the bad girls honey / is that true?" destroys me every time

so much

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

"diet mtn dew" is excellent too

i have a few residual suspicions about what i suspect is a shtick, as well as the very conveniently simultaneous way she's been noticed by critics, but these are quality, quality songs

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

Uploaded by LanaDelRey on May 27, 2011
www.facebook.com/lanadelrey
HOLLYWOOD SADCORE

ice cr?m, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

hopefully the attention del rey gets will give me an opportunity to wave fiona apple in people's faces again, at least

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

This song is beautiful...

Matt DC, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Also liking this a lot, with bernard snowy on the excellence of that first line.

boxall, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Bah. I get that vinyl fits her aesthetic, but eschewing CD will be a cruel blow to those of us who don't own turntables but do care about sound quality.

― Vast Halo, Sunday, August 7, 2011 9:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

I don't know if there won't be a CD, but at least there will be an mp3 and vinyl.

So chuffed this is getting love here!

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

i can't remember the last time i kept having to come back to a song so much on the first day i heard it

lex pretend, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

<3

Me too. Tirelessly repeating it.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

just got in and literally the first thing i did was go to my computer to play the youtube video - my groceries are still sitting on the floor

rameau: first blood (donna rouge), Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

I like this song but I'm getting a promotional street team vibe off of this thread...

LaMonte, Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm as unnerved as anyone by the seemingly unanimous consensus (+ as lex aptly put it, "residual suspicions about what i suspect is a shtick")... but at the same time, it really *does* feel like this totally unique, amazing, timely song that just... appeared from nowhere.

I've only ('only') played it like a half-dozen times today tho, and am trying to balance my desire for further listening against my desire to adopt a more critical and self-aware position in said listening (I get suspicious when something seems "too good to be true"). not that I'm rushing to be the first one to burst the internet echo chamber's bubble of irrational exuberance; just that I'd like to deconstruct my own and other people's reactions to this (very very good) piece of music in order to understand *why* it's hitting us all so hard.

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

off the top of my head, start with
—the ever-present mystique of the total blank-slate unknown artist, who is doing
—a well-done pastiche(?) of a much-loved style that is not especially popular or prominent at the moment, coupled with
—a strikingly original video that supports the aesthetic of the song (i.e. doesn't just feel like a gimmick), while also giving it
—an unmistakably contemporary 'twist'; all topped off with
—a hot girl, who is
—singing about video games, but also
—love,
—love,
—glorious bittersweet terrible love

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

I really hope this gets released as a one-sided 12" single that plays on 45rpm, because I'd buy the shit out of that.

Don't really wanna be friends with anyone who could hear this song and not melt.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 8 August 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

This is great and I did melt. But I composed myself enough to play it again. Four times in a row.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 8 August 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://radioexile.com/2008/10/27/spotlight-on-lizzy-grant/#more-75976

Kerm, Monday, 8 August 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

Kill, Kill: http://www.spinner.com/2008/12/18/lizzy-grant-kill-kill-video-of-the-day/

Kerm, Monday, 8 August 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

nice find! song's not bad either

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

Will be released in October on vinyl and mp3

or you can get the instrumental karaoke version right now

LaMonte, Monday, 8 August 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

fucking awful video

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 August 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

Just wanna put it out there that I posted this video to WS back in early June to no fanfare.

Also I heard a joke:
Q: how'd the hipster burn his mouth?
A: he ate pizza before it was cool.

jaxon, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

^^knew i'd seen it before

Kerm, Monday, 8 August 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

It’s hardly a shock that her music so far is so diverse given all the people she’s been in the studio with over the past year, some of whom include Eg White (Adele, Duffy), Chris Braide (Cheryl Cole, Paloma Faith), Guy Chambers (Robbie Williams, Katie Melua), and newcomers Robopop (Neon Hitch, Gym Class Heroes).

I’m not sure if Miss Del Rey has landed a major label record deal yet (I’m sure she probably has and is just waiting to announce it), but she’s under the same PR company in the UK as Adele and Bjork, so the wheels are certainly in motion.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

none of those names she's been in the studio with are remotely promising :/

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Digging through other songs - none as mesmerising as Videogames, and a lot more obvious schtick, though all good so far. I see her triggering the same kind of responses as Nellie McKay and Janelle Monae but I'm not sure how deep this goes and whether it will lead to a great album (feel free to step in here and say McKay and Monae didn't make great debuts either, and I will disagree). Working with Guy Chambers or Eg White is a bad sign.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

That's a weird selection of producers considering the styles of music that I've heard on the youtubes.

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Purple PR iirc? Where's that quote from Lex?

I am still pondering on a reply to the wonderful and interesting comments left by Bernard Snowy. I don't think I'm ready yet to go into speculation or unravelling the whole marketing thing, if any. I do deeply dread the h*pster word has already shown up on this thread...

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah Bernard's being v smart. I'm still taking that song in - I haven't had time to develop any critical thoughts.

Whatever's going on with the marketing, and may go wrong en route to the album, doesn't take an atom of marvellousness away from Video Games.

Now he's doing horse (DL), Monday, 8 August 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

bateau - it's from some blog that i'm not gonna link cuz the last time i encountered them they were calling me a bitter bitch, lol. first page of google results if you google lana del rey, though.

i've heard two other songs and i think i enjoy "diet mtn dew" almost as much as "video games", but the latter has that extra something about it that just stops you in your tracks...

i don't think del rey is as invested in being funny or weird as mckay or monáe. i did really enjoy that first nellie mckay album though.

lex pretend, Monday, 8 August 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

Ok understood Lex ;) Thanks.

I found the album she recorded a couple of years ago under her real name, Lizzy Grant. I'll make it available here tonight when back from work, if people are interested. I've not heard everything from it, but I agree with Lex that while Video Games takes the cake, the other songs aren't particularly filler, they all wave something about them. On the whole there a lot of interesting things about her music and I think she's definitely got a great album in her, too. Especially the song 'Yayo' is very, very good.

I need to check out the Nellie McKay album now, too, don't I?

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

wave=have

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

Just wanna put it out there that I posted this video to WS back in early June to no fanfare.

Also I heard a joke:
Q: how'd the hipster burn his mouth?
A: he ate pizza before it was cool.

― jaxon, Monday, August 8, 2011 3:17 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark


haha, I love that joke; been telling it nonstop at parties lately.

that's interesting, tho—do you remember where/how you found the video?

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

also, one more thing to add (and only because somebody called me "smart" <3) — for me, thinking about this kind of industry/marketing/PR stuff in no way takes away from the music. especially because, as y'all so quickly discovered, this is very much a 'relaunch' of a talented artist who failed to make a splash 3 years ago, given higher production values and a new name and a makeover.

I mean, the most widely-voiced complaint at this point seems to be "ewww ridiculous ducklips, what possessed you to do this to yourself???"; which is true, but does nothing to take away from the heartbreaking emotion of a song that goes "it's you it's you it's all for you / everything I do / [...] / go play your video games".

also, lol@her (self?)description as "hollywood sadcore" and "gangster nancy sinatra"

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

also also also I need a bigger vocab

swaguirre, the wrath of basedgod (bernard snowy), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

aw Bernard <3

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

"ewww ridiculous ducklips, what possessed you to do this to yourself???"

i was going to post this exact complaint.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

I think her lips are cute.

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

aye i love disfigurement.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Monday, 8 August 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

But anyway, we don't have to rehash the youtube comments section here.

The thing that struck me about the three Lizzie Grant songs I heard was how much they sorta harkened back to the early 2000s for me, sonically. I mean, Video Games, the way I'm hearing it now when it's fresh, sort of shimmers out of a timeless ethereal pool. Gramma, Yayo, and Kill Kill just really hit me the way they would have blended in well with what I was listening to back then (a lot of Dan the Automator-type, downtempo/pop shit, basically).

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

(that opinion being formed from just one listen though - I don't know exactly what I'm getting at with it)

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

The string arrangement is the secret weapon of Video Games, love it so much.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 August 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Does anybody know what the videogame clips in the video are?

kkvgz, Monday, 8 August 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

Gramma, Yayo, and Kill Kill just really hit me the way they would have blended in well with what I was listening to back then (a lot of Dan the Automator-type, downtempo/pop shit, basically).

― kkvgz, Monday, August 8, 2011 7:54 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

otm

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 8 August 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure Nancy Sinatra is the gangster Nancy Sinatra.

LaMonte, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol, i thought that when i first read the 'gangster nancy sinatra' thing

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

I found the album she recorded a couple of years ago under her real name, Lizzy Grant. I'll make it available here tonight when back from work, if people are interested.

Le Bateau Ivre - was this more than just the three songs I mentioned above?

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

Also want to note that I'm beginning to get a troubling feeling that beyond all the songwriting and vocal tricks and cool collage videos, that I actually like this because I'm some kind of flippin' creepo perv or something.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, nearly 20 songs! No-one responded though and therefore I forgot about... If you're interested I'll hook you up tonight.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

far out. I definitely want to hear more of this. thanks!

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

IDGI. It just sounds like slowed down Mazzy Star with harp samples on it. It's just so... nothingy.

I dunno, maybe I'm not in the right place emotionally to be listening to music like this, but tired, sleep deprived, emotionally completely strung out... no. It's not hitting anything for me right now.

But I don't know that anything could.

Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Karen D. Tregaskin), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

kkvgz, and others interested: http://www.mediafire.com/?tx7lgwnd84874z4

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

thanks lbi! It downloaded fine. I'll have to listen to it tomorrow morning.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

grabbed it -- can't wait to listen

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

no worries, welcome!

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't had the chance to listen to all of these, but I think that I can broadly say that I prefer her "Hollywood slowcore"/torch songs to her more upbeat numbers. Those are reminding me at the moment of the Fun Loving Criminals, although I haven't heard that group in 15 years, so...Anyway, every Tarantino soundtrack she has ever listened to shining through. Actually, as I'm writing this, "raise me up" has come on, which seems to temper those influences a little better.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

also, feel like the "lolita" song was not a good loook.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

see also "little girls". ugh woman, why did you think we needed pedo-rock?

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

oof this stuff is no good

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Perhaps that's why it was pulled? Maybe her material is undergoing a dramatic retooling for modern times.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's not good. I too think it's why they pulled it and why she got a different name.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Like, there are a few good songs, but it's mostly a mess. I'll still look forward to whatever comes our way this fall though.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Just how fast is the turnaround time on these things?

http://open.spotify.com/track/6tywoK1qecGu4azvTFMfpz

dlp9001, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty much okay with her having just one perfect song

rameau: first blood (donna rouge), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah most of the rest of the new tracks are meh - "you can be the boss" put me in mind of ke$ha :/

rameau: first blood (donna rouge), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

yeah other than "Video Games" this girl is largely awful

Fun Loving Criminals ref otm

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty much okay with her having just one perfect song

This, but I'm a little sad because all of the other songs - as bad as most of them are - do have lots of cool little hooks and tricks and melodies buried in them that I would enjoy listening to except for everything else in the song.

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

"video games" and "diet mtn dew" are great but to me "buffalo wings" and "sportcenter" are the real emotional center of the album

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol

jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

just sayin, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

"LANA DEL REY..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Ryland Bouchard.

curious...

Popture, Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:09 (twelve years ago) link

o-O

Just found this on Bouchard's facebook:

Ryland Bouchard
I'm sorry to all the fans of Lana Del Rey who are upset that her video was removed from the internet for violating my copyright, but my request to her management was simple...

1) Add an apology to the video description for the unauthorized use 2) A promise that she will try to make a Super 8 video herself in the future with an actual film camera and 3) Credits listed in her youtube video for all the sources in which she violated copyrights (including Disney).

This request was rejected by her manager because it "would draw too much attention" to the fact that the footage was stolen. In any case this issue is resolved and the video has been removed. To watch the original footage from "Good Life #2" released in 2009 feel free to go to the attached YouTube link. I hope everyone is well and enjoying their summer.

All the best,

Ryland Bouchard

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

I thought those clips were from the Warner Brothers' cartoon Hollywood Steps Out?

Popture, Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

't Was a mixed bag, like all her videos. So many fragments of old Hollywood films, Roger Rabbit etc.

Seems silly, she just should have given credit.

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 August 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty much okay with her having just one perfect song

― rameau: first blood (donna rouge), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 11:15 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark

I've been saying the same thing.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 14 August 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

Only heard "Videogames" and "Yayo" and tbh it was the latter that gave me a chill (in a good way)

leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

the mazzy star fan in me likes this, but i share everyone's reservations about what's to come.

dance cook (get bent), Sunday, 14 August 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

Luca Montefiori
are there any stems out for a remix of any of your songs, may i humbly ask milady

kkvgz, Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

we recently completed a remix of 'video games'. going through all the separate parts makes it clear what a beautifully-made piece of music it is, not to mention her awesome voice. a real pleasure to work on, and one of the few where we didn't just shiftclick everything except the vocal and hit delete.

not so keen on diet mtn dew but i like the bouncy old soul feel of 'kinda outta luck' - consensus among friends says this will be her BIG hit, in the uk at least. the b-side to VG 'blue jeans' is also awesome, very much looking forward to remixing that.

i think SHE is great too, just those few flickers of her in videos suggests she has the makings of a popstar that people will obsess over.

NI, Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

that ryan bouchard thing is the most hilariously lame shit:

A promise that she will try to make a Super 8 video herself in the future with an actual film camera

haha

NI, Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

She reminds me of April March

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

I played her in Outloud ILXOR last night. Ppl seemed unmoved.

Mordy, Friday, 2 September 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

xp: yes!

esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

(by which I mean, I hadn't thought of that til now, but good insight, Jimmy the Mod.)

esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

also she says "daddy" a lot #talkingpoints

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

i am not moved by this person's singing, but she has lovely hair
i will say that in addition to "daddy" she seems really focused on "you"
you you you

i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

Idk April March at all -- where do I start w/ her?

Mordy, Friday, 2 September 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

she was like 90s ye-ye revival, right?

i drive a wood paneled station dragon (La Lechera), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

also she says "daddy" a lot #talkingpoints

― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, September 2, 2011 1:29 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was earnestly trying to be arousing or if she was trying to provoke an utterly squicked-out reaction. See also:

also, feel like the "lolita" song was not a good loook.

― jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 7:08 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

see also "little girls". ugh woman, why did you think we needed pedo-rock?

― jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 7:20 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

daddy not always bad thing cf. Christine McVie

Mordy, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

See, in the 1970s, daddy had a weird, slangy, hippie biker vibe. It didn't age well.

esteenban HOOTez (kkvgz), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

Joni too --"oh you're a mean old Daddy but I like you / I like you / I like you"

Mordy, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

papi

lex pretend, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

bigpoppa.mp3

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 2 September 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

A little surprised nobody's posted this yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-XgX_KZJTs

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

<iframe width="560" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8t-I-Lqy06g"; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

She kinda slacked on video creativity this time (probably afraid of some ass claiming "copyright violation" again) but love her look and love the song, after a couple listens. The shtick hasn't started annoying me yet.

SirGreendown, Friday, 9 September 2011 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

Hollaa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-I-Lqy06g

piscesx, Friday, 9 September 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

She needs to learn a new trick and fast. I could go either way on the song, but my first impression is that it's quite lovely.

thinveneer, Friday, 9 September 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

"video games" and "diet mtn dew" are great but to me "buffalo wings" and "sportcenter" are the real emotional center of the album

― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, August 10, 2011 12:16 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 September 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

I have a bias towards women who are tragic and glamorous at the same time, so maybe that explains my obsession...but I will say that all of her new songs sound pretty distinct from each other (even vocally), so I'm not worried about her music itself getting old yet.

SirGreendown, Friday, 9 September 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Just to clarify, I was talking about her videos getting old - not her songs.

thinveneer, Friday, 9 September 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Blue Jeans is great

reminds me of Shivaree in a way

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 September 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link

reminds me of Wicked Game

Jamie_ATP, Saturday, 10 September 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I can hear a little of that in there. This is good. This bodes well for whenever the hell the album is going to drop.

kkvgz, Saturday, 10 September 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

I miss the old "Video Games" video

(of course, I would)

Two Guys, a Girl, a Pizza Place, a Baby, and The Fucking Fury (bernard snowy), Saturday, 10 September 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah and that max tundra cover is wonderful

Two Guys, a Girl, a Pizza Place, a Baby, and The Fucking Fury (bernard snowy), Saturday, 10 September 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

I was blown away the first time I saw and heard "Video Games." Still listen to the song at least once a day. She just nailed that experience of being ignored no matter what you are willing to offer while your boyfriend is consumed with his friends and their trivial activities. Oh, high school.

thinveneer, Saturday, 10 September 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

I miss the old "Video Games" video

Someone added a genius comment to it, now also sadly lost to posterity: "She could have joined in and played video games with her boyfriend as a bonding experience, but instead she writes this dispiriting song."

Vast Halo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's more arch than dispiriting.

Tim F, Sunday, 11 September 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

shivaree comparison otm! i always thought this song could have been huge in a parallel universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRqUONe_aAI

her wooden performance in that awkward video, which i've only just seen for the first time, can't have helped matters though

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

wow Blue jeans is great. I'm hearing some Morphine in her tracks which is always good in my book.

As is the Shivaree stuff. How have I missed her? Did it not make it to British shores.

owenf, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

and a bit of cowboy junkies too

owenf, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think shivaree made it anyway (they're a band, the singer is ambrosia parsley) (#greatrealnames). first two albums are great, don't think i heard anything after that.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

*anywhere

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks for the Shivaree links Lex!

I dig Blue Jeans. Shame Video Games/Blue Jeans are only properly released in October, probably meaning a proper full-length will take a long time to appear.

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

Goodnight Moon was no.1 in Italy! Also plays over the closing credits to Kill Bill.

A little bit like Peter Crouch but with more mobility (ShariVari), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

yeah man shivaree comparison soooo otm... had totally forgotten abt them

just sayin, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

man, I don't like her uptempo numbers at all, but way impressed with the gloomy / slow / sad / sexy ones

the tune is space, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Shivaree was played by Mark & Lard iirc. But yeah she sounds the same. I love Blue Jeans; the rest I've heard I kind of tune out after a while.

kinder, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I think the uptempo ones are older. At least the whole thing she's going for seems to be a bit more realised in video games/blue jeans. Blue jeans being stronger by a country mile too

owenf, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

"goodnight moon" is one of my all-time favorite songs - just perfect in every way

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

I'm hearing some Jimmie Dale Gilmore in there, too!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1mQvHXRlZE

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

I seem to end up humming 'Angelene' by PJ Harvey after listening to 'blue jeans' which is usually a sign to me that they sound similar in some way. Anyone else hear this?

kinder, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

don't really get the cat power comps. EMA is the most cat powery of new ppl out i think; i find LDR to be more calculated

fennel cartwright, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 07:23 (twelve years ago) link

I'm SURE I'm the only one who heard this connection, but the two note, sing-songy melody line at the beginning of Video Games reminded me of the intro to this Cockney Rebel song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWdhYGXQt8

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno about this... "video games" is pretty pretty. dare i say it, the whole aesthetic is "annoying"

goole, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

good thing to bug some of the people

NI, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

This is pretty sad tbh
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qLIL0BzayYQ/Ti79mVyL03I/AAAAAAAAAW0/D9EJo0DCJiI/s320/rob-lizzy.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

her whole makeover (and I just mis-typed that as "whore" makeover lol :\ ) is... off putting

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

You mean like putting off any work to watch Lana del Rey vids all day?

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

idgi, Number None, what is that?

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

That's a pic of her and her dad from like 4 years ago.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

why is it sad

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

Cos of what she looks like now?

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

well i for one am so happy you're sad for her

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

this world is too harsh not to have strangers sad for us when we change the way we look

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Don't really know what you're getting at man

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol i just watched "video games" (instead of just listening) -- the clip of paz de la huerta in a gutter @ 1:55 kind of gives the game away, dunnit

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's nothing Bowie didn't do surely, or near as dammit? a massive amount of this is cause she's a girl lest that needed saying. she had her lips slightly plumped up?? Jesus, big freakin deal.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

i think bob dylan's had work done

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think seeing the lyrics written out in text speak was the "kind of gives the game away" moment 4 me

I would like some juice from OJ Da Juiceman's wife's vagina (bernard snowy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

what "game" are we talking about here?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

If you haven't heard of Lana Del Rey, YOU WILL SOON because we are convinced that this gorgeous crooner is going to be everywhere ASAP, like basically by the time this post is published. ZOMG she is so important. Anyway, this self-proclaimed "gangster Nancy Sinatra" embodies the best of strong, sculpted eyebrows, bump-its + hairsprayed tonsorial PERFECTION, and we can SO vividly picture her swanning out of a beautiful Hollywood Hills house with a kidney bean-shaped swimming pool in an ultramarine nylon mini shift and white patent leather go-go boots.

AND a big-ass dookie rope chain and gold hoops. She is also, obviously, drinking something out of a martini glass. She describes her sound as "Hollywood Pop/Sad Core" and uuuuuuum #sadcore is VERY up our alley. The enormously satisfying juxtaposition of old-school glamour plus inexplicably morose contemporary images in her music video plus super-duper prettiness is completely blowing our minds.

We can't get enough of her video for "Video Games" because not only are our ears oh so happy with her Florence meets Cat Power meets A Fine Frenzy melodies, but we also really need more retro off-the-shoulder sweaters in our lives and closets. Thankfully, we're positive that this isn't the last we've seen of Lana. And PRAISE BE, because her style strikes such a unique and perfect balance between classic beauty and refreshingly unexpected (do you have EYEBALLS? Are you SEEING that top made COMPLETELY of roses/carnations/I'm not a horticulturist???) that is just so ready for its place in the sun. Now run along and entertain yourselves for a while with the video below while we go dig up some hot rollers and lip venom. Swooooooooooooooooon.

Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

barf

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

old stuff - Hipster Runoff's been monitoring the situation pretty closely...

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

(xpost) Holy hell, that PR is real!

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of think she's been designed for the crepey dudes who've been fantasizing about a late 60s Sally Draper.

Stevie T, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

that's not PR, that's from an mtv.com blog post

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

not sure if that makes it better or worse tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

is that mtv.com blog post sincere?

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

that's an... interesting question

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

hmmm yeah i didn't notice the "lip venom" line until you said that

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/gorillavsbear/status/114395525553467392

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha those two are p much twitter fighting non-stop

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

1000TimesYes Chris Weingarten
@gorillavsbear U always struck me as a reformed jock who discovered Smashing Pumpkins in college so no shock that you like sorority indie

buzza, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol #shotsfired

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ gvb having a verified twitter account

markers, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

the state of music criticism in 2011 xxp

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

ha. thought that said "lol @ gbv having a verified twitter account"...

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

how do you prove that you are in fact a gorilla fighting a bear

dmr, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

what is gorilla vs bear? nm i'm not actually interested

seems striking that most of the UK critics i follow on twitter LOVE ldr and most of the US critics HATE her

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah we like good music here, american tradition

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

she has one good song, and one not good song

also she had plastic surgery!

we report, you decide

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

she has many more songs than that but i only really like one of them (haven't heard "blue jeans" yet)

the *facepalm* at the trend of the hivemind (donna rouge), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think "Video Games" is pretty good. I haven't searched out much else by her. I like sad, moody chanteuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6M4UJ6kzjk

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

That Eilen Jewell album is excellent. One of the best of the year.

thinveneer, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

"blue jeans" is good but "video games" is the one that's stuck in my head ALL THE TIME.

debenture banhart (get bent), Friday, 16 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

waiting for pitchfork to disown lana & pan the fuck out of her album once they see light

cuddles (the kid), Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://usera.ImageCave.com/Vast_Halo/4haters.jpg

Vast Halo, Saturday, 17 September 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

Probably the worst thing to happen this year.

abcfsk, Saturday, 17 September 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

meh not feeling any of these songs at all. And I usually like sad moody chanteuses.

(That Ellen Jewell sounds lovely though - hadn't heard of HER, thanks!)

Roz, Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

haha, here comes the inevitable ldr backlash!

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

god, I wish there had been a sufficient forwardlash.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

I thought she sucked right away, any artist I find out about through kotaku is on shaky ground

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

i don't read any of those sites. i just clicked teh youtubez cuz people whose tastes i respect were saying nice things about her. as far as i'm concerned, she's just a chick with some songs; i don't really care whether she's defrauding any indie kids with her lips/name/label attention.

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

i'm so sick of the whole "fake!!!!!" brush that indies tar certain artists with anyway. life is not a husker du concert; put away your carbon-paper zines and mail-order tapes and enjoy something of dubious provenance for once without feeling guilty.

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. the "sorority indie" comment has had me stewing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

If the lips don't fit, you must acquit...

dlp9001, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of think she's been designed for the crepey dudes who've been fantasizing about a late 60s Sally Draper.

― Stevie T, Thursday, September 15, 2011 9:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Love this.

Tim F, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Also crepey dudes are the worst!

Tim F, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I could care less if she's fake or not, she just sucks, what ponderous garbage

Lol carbon paper zines, wtf are you talking about

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Btw kotaku is the most popular video game site, its got nothing to do with indie

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

I love 'Video Games', the other songs less so. The execution, if not the actual style, reminds me a bit of Goldfrapp, and what I think of as Moodboard Pop. I take my hat off to the stylist/art director - who knows, maybe Lana herself! - who've conjured up Rita Hayworth + Ann-Margret + Bobbie Gentry x Mazzy Star ÷ David Lynch. But the algebra for the songs is a bit more tricky.

Stevie T, Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

The production on "Video Games" is better than her singing, particularly after the first minute. She doesn't sound too convincing at a few parts.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

ya I don't really care about dumb indie blog wars (fwiw lip work or not, she's gorgeous and the videos are great), I just don't think her songs are that good - or maybe it's just the way she's singing them that's bugging me. I dunno, I haven't really pinpointed what I don't like about her yet, but I'm def not hearing whatever everyone else is.

Roz, Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

New York-based songwriter Lizzy Grant was set to debut her Lana Del Rey moniker with a pair of shows in New York City and Los Angeles later this month. But an issued press release now reports that those plans has been temporarily postponed so that these shows can be moved to large venues. The new dates will be announced on Lana Del Rey’s Facebook page next week.

lol complications from plastic surgery

buzza, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

I could care less if she's fake or not, she just sucks, what ponderous garbage rules, what great music

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I actually dig Videogames almost just for using skate footage when it's been so taboo since Mandy Moore/Avril Lavigne kinda signed it's death as "things dudes do to impress girls"

I mean, yeah, but - no... skateboarding is, if anything, like nerds and their literal videogames... girls aren't only excluded, they're not even an afterthought.

/11thgrademusings

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

oh shi - i neglected panda bear's a fairly big skateboarding aficionado (ollie noises in...take pills, is it?) but otherwise it's not something i've seen much dared in videos since. not since this anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e4e-eXWbbs

Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, yeah, but - no... skateboarding is, if anything, like nerds and their literal videogames... girls aren't only excluded, they're not even an afterthought.

Yeah - that was my response to that footage as well, and one of the elements of the video that makes it work. And I still think it's an awfully pretty song.

thinveneer, Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

Below, watch the video for "Blue Jeans", the B-side to her BNT'd song "Video Games".

What the hell does "BNT'd" mean?

rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

bridge n tunnel?
best new 'tube?

dmr, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

where i'm from, "bridge 'n' tunnel"!

haha xpost

the tyrone power mixtape (get bent), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, It's probably Best New Track. The quote was from pitchfork. I get it.

rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Gawker says things:

http://gawker.com/5842924/hipster-music-blogs-need-to-get-over-their-authenticity-problem

Do check out the comments, though.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 September 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

"Her music is great"

stopped reading there

bunnistula (buzza), Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

"Her music is great"

http://i.imgur.com/e2kKN.jpg

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

(i don't really have an opinion atm tbh)

markers, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

"They think that because they live outside of the mainstream they are somehow immune to advertising, marketing, and the other forms of mind control "the man" uses to get them to buy things"

owenf, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

like collagen

zvookster, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

"the man" is always trying to sell me collagen. I can't take it anymore. I'm going off grid.

owenf, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Found out she's performing in Amsterdam on November 10th. Got all excited till I realised I will be here already.

THANKS A LOT ÓWEN P!

;)

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 23 September 2011 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

huge missed opportunity to have Final Fantasy guest strings on Video Games.

My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 23 September 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

might regret posting this but here's our remix of VG - as far as i can tell it's the first *proper* remix of her to come out (by proper i mean not just a youtube rip with dubstep wub or trance squeals slapped on top)

http://soundcloud.com/clubclique/lana-del-rey-video-games-club

NI, Friday, 23 September 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

Nice!

My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

Oohh yeah I like that!

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 23 September 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, no. The song's supposed to be melancholy and lonely, and they've overcrowded it and made it peppy. And she isn't singing with a strong voice in this song, so it gets overwhelmed by all the noise around it.

thinveneer, Friday, 23 September 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

glad some people like it! cheers.

piscesx, Friday, 23 September 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry - I didn't mean to be so blunt! We might have been approaching the song from different perspectives.

thinveneer, Friday, 23 September 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

I think disco has probably been guilty of this crime before. : )

My hetfield very root with me what can I lou? (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 23 September 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

Lonely bittersweet vocals over bouncy disco is one of the greatest sounds in popular music though.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

Good, sensitive remix. The chord changes on this song still slay me every time.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 23 September 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

I think I see thinveneer's point, but "The song's supposed to be melancholy and lonely"; yes, and that's why there's the original song. A/this remix doesn't have to follow this same road though does it?

'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 23 September 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Remixes should definitely be free to produce a different feel of the song (that's the point), and I like it when it's done well. I'm not totally dumping on this - I just think the balance is slightly off, and therefore we lose her the depressive quality in her vocals. She's hurting, and it doesn't come through.

thinveneer, Friday, 23 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

that should be: "lose the depressive quality"

thinveneer, Friday, 23 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, sweet chords and melody too, but my favourite part is when the audio from the video clips bleeds through. that's really powerful, not sure why....

m0stlyClean, Friday, 23 September 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

i sorta hope that when this gets a real release those extra audio clips are still on it

banana mogul (goole), Friday, 23 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, me too. not sure it would have the same impact though. especially if you'd never seen the vid.

vid's back up btw, different link than at top of thread. don't tell monsieur bouchard....

m0stlyClean, Friday, 23 September 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

that remix is like 1 million times better than the original, good job!

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 September 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Expected to hate the remix but yeah man, this rules.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 23 September 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

cheers! some nice comments here, thanks a lot everyone. just spent an age reswizzling and syncing our version with her video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCo9o2b17nA

(my aim wasn't to spam but it's hovering just outside hype machine's top 20 at the moment, spare a couple of longtime ilx bros a heart if you've got a sec: http://hypem.com/#!/popular )

NI, Friday, 23 September 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that is an epic remix

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

she says "gaaymes' just like chad warden

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

#pstriple

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I like it so much more with the video! I didn't feel her presence enough in just the remix. I felt her voice got lost and therefore what she was trying to emote was lost as well, but seeing her solves that.

thinveneer, Friday, 23 September 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

I really like the original but the remix takes it to a different level. Great work.

A little bit like Peter Crouch but with more mobility (ShariVari), Friday, 23 September 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

myself and NI have been hypreventilating slightly this weekend as we've watched it climb from the 20s to the teens into the Top 5 on Hype's chart. currently standing at number 4 with only Benny Benassi's Florence remix, the new Rihanna and some joker called 'Dirtyphonics' stood in the way.

piscesx, Sunday, 25 September 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

A+ work on that remix, your remix of "rill rill" is also really something

everything should be disco

mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

great remix. Got a heart from me. Congrats!

owenf, Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

love that clique remix! love how it's the opposite of "brings out the inner melancholy of this pop song", it's a reminder that beneath the surface melancholy of "video games" is a pretty romantic, blissed-out song

lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

hey thanks gang! we ended up number 3 on Hype Machine behind Rihanna and Florence just before the traditional 3 day expiry/ get-kicked-off point. cruel but fair. we've just finished a remix for Blue Jeans which i think is incredible.

piscesx, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

omg just heard the remix: it's GREAT !

StanM, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

Rhythmically speaking, I'm not quite sure that Lana's vocals are quite right for a disco track, but that's not the remix's fault, far from it.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHh6Urc3YfY&eurl

Michael B, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

ugh... wtf

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah sorry its dumb

Michael B, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Funny.

StanM, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

know one talking abt HRO's #shots @ nabisco

dangobro (D-40), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

oh god who would ever

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://soundcloud.com/woon/lana-del-rey-video-games-jamie (woon)

jaxon, Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF7MV4zVPKI

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

That's... unimpressive.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

yo i herd you like the bad girls honey
so i put the bad in your girl so you can bad while you girl

banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

my Twitter feed has just exploded because she was on Jools Holland in the UK. according to Pop Justce, the Video Games/Blue Jeans EP has been Top 5 on iTunes in the states by all accounts, and number 1 in France and Ireland.

piscesx, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

she just eye fucked me

owenf, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

through the camera

owenf, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

Is it just me, or was that performance really, really awful? The way she slips in and out of the cooing voice and the, erm, adventurous approach to the song's melody...I love this song more than anything, but this performance...yikes.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

^otm (for me, at least). Idk, it all seemed a little "stiff" perhaps? Also really got a "singer playing a singer singing" feel from it. And I genuinely love that song too.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

don draper:his new fiance::indie rock critics:lana del rey

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

teeth:lips in that analogy.

based grandpa (noz), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, her voice seemed so shakey/weak at times....

I'm not going leftfield on you... (hypehat), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

yo i herd you like the bad girls honey
so i put the bad in your girl so you can bad while you girl

― banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:19 (Yesterday) Bookmark

roffle

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

i like stevie's "moodboard pop" coinage a lot

personally find it kinda boring how crepes will react to even the most obvious thing on that moodboard

the plastic surgery is probably my fave bit, like la confidential right?

super special ilm hypocrisy ts: ldr vs teh weeknd

r|t|c, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

What is the teh-dream to ldr's teh weeknd in that controversial analogy?

Tim F, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

actual nancy sinatra?

lex pretend, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Videogames should've used anime footage instead of Google Video nostalgia.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Aw she was just nervous!

I'm sort of surprised at how unpoised she looked, actually. Shifting from foot to foot like a high school drama club hopeful. Thought her voice was great.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 October 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

mm me too. it was her live tv debut on the biggest music show in the country so i mean nerves? yeah you'd probably expect that.

piscesx, Thursday, 13 October 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

If it were Pop Idol the judges would be like, good stuff but you gotta OWN THE STAGE.. but well, it's kind of nice to see somebody who isn't just full-on and brash and cockily sashaying around, straight out the gate

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of think nervous girl behind huge hair/lashes/lips is part of the LDR "shtick".

Stevie T, Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

haha well i guess it's workin on me

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

Man, she comes across totally unpolished in interviews, and I love her all the more for it.
At this point, I can't decide if she's going to blow up in a huge, huuuuge way or if she's just gonna be one of those quirky pop divas beloved by a large if not psychotic number of people.

SirGreendown, Friday, 21 October 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

I definitely see her being bigger in Europe than she will be in the States...there's something a little off about her that will keep her from being massive here (assuming her record company/PR team don't flatten all of her quirks).

SirGreendown, Friday, 21 October 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

single was Top 5 in U.S. iTunes chart last week apparently. supposedly headed for the actual Top 10 over here also.

piscesx, Friday, 21 October 2011 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

the ep was top 5 in the itunes albums list i believe, i don't think the track itself has popped up on the singles list. i also think she will be bigger in europe (in the uk certainly things are looking good)

teledyldonix, Friday, 21 October 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

I'm very late with this but Club Clique's remix is fantastic as is their remix of the B-side.

Conan The Asshander (Doran), Friday, 21 October 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

i hate to say it but i think a not-insignificant part of the success of "video games" is the fact that the title has a tech angle to it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 October 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

because it's intriguing and generates youtube views?

i think the song is all about the chorus

niels, Friday, 21 October 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

top 10 with a bullet in the UK!

piscesx, Monday, 24 October 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

y'all are being awfully apologetic towards a singer who's supposed to be next great white-girl-what-sings-like-a-black-girl savior

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 24 October 2011 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

lord

markers, Monday, 24 October 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

Jimmy Jimmy... who says she's supposed to sound black? what black singer does she sound like? i mean... to me she sounds like iris dement and jimmie dale gilmore had an asthmatic child, but in a good way

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 October 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

Is she supposed to sound black? News to me! Performing on "Later" she looked really really nervous.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 24 October 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

Oh great. As if the arguments over this girl weren't boring enough, now we've inserted white guilt.

unskinny blap (edwardo), Monday, 24 October 2011 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

Or black pride, depending how you look at it.

Pride != slamming a singer for sounding like "you" if you happen to be black.

unskinny blap (edwardo), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

(also, lots of people throwing around this accusation do happen to be white)

unskinny blap (edwardo), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

edwardo, my post was completely not coming from a position of even being remotely serious.

I did think you were being somewhat flippant, but, y'know, even more backwards stances find fruit on here so you can never tell.

unskinny blap (edwardo), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

Could see Marianne Faithfull, even now, covering Video Games.

waylon flowers and muammar gaddafi (Eazy), Monday, 24 October 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

video games: more 6th form music tech college music, pretty song, awful production. has a similar innocent "this is the first good song i wrote" vibe what that xx album had

would like to hear erykah badu do a wink wink cover in the style of i'm the one era annette peacock

Crackle Box, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

mr fingers remix is the most tossed off thing ever, vocal phrasing is hilarious

Crackle Box, Monday, 24 October 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

interscope

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

"peace out, indiesphere! i'll be over here getting some of that drug-runner money!"

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Iovine probably had her and Tyler in for a meeting two years back and went "Got a plan."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't really think of her as 'indie'

goole, Friday, 28 October 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

Me neither - in the British sense at least - but there was a lot of discussion/promotion/hype on indie blogs.

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 28 October 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

73% of all indie blogs are written by virgins

Mr. Que, Friday, 28 October 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

'Blue Jeans' reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it.

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Friday, 28 October 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

?

goole, Friday, 28 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

blue jeans = wicked games

bene_gesserit, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

or, wicked game. whatever the chris isaac song is called.

bene_gesserit, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Plus she channels some kind of Kate Bush and Gwen Stefani thing

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Ooof that Jools performance was a disaster.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

I guess it doesn't help when you build yourself up as a "Gangsta Nancy Sinatra" but I expected a little more self-confidence and less "Someone please get this poor lady off the stage before she pisses herself in fear".

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 October 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

nancy sinatra was already the gangsta nancy sinatra

i don't know who "built her up" as that though? whoever it was they had the wrong end of the stick

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwL7f57cDJY&feature=related

Of course it's not her TV debut, which I would expect an artist to be nervous but I rather hear this type of voice on the Jools show than the shtick she is doing with it now.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

nancy sinatra was already the gangsta nancy sinatra

OTM

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know who "built her up" as that though? whoever it was they had the wrong end of the stick

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, October 28, 2011 4:42 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

she said it herself iirc!

goole, Friday, 28 October 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

The thing that annoys me is picking two cultural signifiers of cool and self-empowerment to describe someone who lacks the metaphorical balls to sing on TV. Maybe she's so obsessed with fame that she psyched herself out because OMG TV.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 October 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

haha she totally has the wrong end of her own stick!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 October 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

At least I don't have to read "think" pieces about Zooey Deschanel suckiness anymore - the bloggerati have moved on to hating Lana!

In all seriousness, I saw her sing "Video Games" at a concert on YouTube and she sounded great - much better than her Jools Holland performance. Not getting all the hate this woman's receiving (and don't try to explain to me - believe me, I've read the blog posts, blog comments, think pieces and all the other BS surrounding her. And I still. Don't. Get. It.).

SirGreendown, Friday, 28 October 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

I've not read any hate. Show me the hate. It is a great pop song.

kraudive, Friday, 28 October 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

i hate the song "video games"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 October 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

No. You don't.

kraudive, Friday, 28 October 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

Hate is only a word used for Robbie Williams songs.

kraudive, Friday, 28 October 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

Should clarify: hate is probably a strong word. I'd say an irrational dislike and an all-too-eager willingness to deconstruct/theorize on her persona and use it as a symbol for a bunch of random concepts that I don't know have too much to do with Lana.

A friend and I were discussing this, and we think she pisses people off because she gained prominence on the web through "indie" (God, I hate that word as a descriptor) blogs and when people found out she had help from a prominent PR company and toys with her image/sex appeal they felt they had been duped to believe she was some "authentic" (hate that word too) indie musician and really they all fell for the same marketing ploys that non-indie music consumers do.

SirGreendown, Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

grrrr read the damn thread we went over all this shit

bernard snowy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

until she puts out an album and pitchfork reviews it, and/or her song suddenly rockets up the charts into 'ubiquitous pop hit' status, who cares

bernard snowy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

""authentic" (hate that word too) indie musician"

is bullshit pretty much most of the time anyway. Don't see the problem.

owenf, Saturday, 29 October 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

That stuff doesn't bother me as much as the fact that I feel she is getting massive undeserved coverage because music journos need something to write about. She's very lucky, very much in the right place at the right time. The post-buzzocalypse.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 October 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

Song is pretty, but mediocre. I could hear it in a car commercial. Her mythos is a goldmine though, but for reasons I care little about.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 October 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

Music writers writing about music writers writing about music.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 October 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's self-regarding nonsense of course but our Video Games remix is the most popular on the old
Hype Machine. take that Woon, Blake et al..

http://hypem.com/search/lana%20rey/1/?sortby=fav

piscesx, Saturday, 29 October 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

Deservedly so! Are you remixing any more of her stuff?

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Saturday, 29 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

1. Lana Del Rey - Video Games (Joy Orbison Remix) (4:59)
2. Kimbra - Cameo Lover (GLOVES Remix) (4:38)
3. Cleo Sol - High (Artful Dub) (5:39)
4. Yasmin - Finish Line (Mike Delinquent Project Remix) (4:28)
5. Artful Feat. Kal Lavelle - Could Just Be The Bassline (Dreem teem remix) (5:43)
6. Natalie May - Clothes Off (3:25)
7. Major Lazer - Baby (Figure Remix) (4:07)
8. RD - Got Me Burnin' (MK Remix) (5:33)
9. Yasmin Ft. Ms. Dynamite - Light Up The World (3:32)
10. Katy B - Witches Brew (5:10)
11. Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans (Penguin Prison Remix) (5:37)
12. Guido - Beautiful Complication (feat Aarya) (3:56)
13. Jess Mills - Live For What I d Die For (Distance Remix) (5:12)
14. Pandr Eyez - Eyes On You (3:56)
15. Jessie Ware - Strangest Feeling (3:41)
16. Goapele - Play (3:45)
17. Delilah - Go (3:46)
18. Gotye feat. Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Know (Bibio remix) (4:55)

works for me...

you want fries with that (flame grilled meat), Saturday, 29 October 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

i checked what this was assuming i'd heard it already, and i had.

it is crap.

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

xxp yeah we've done Blue Jeans too, should be available soonish.

piscesx, Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

cracking tonight on the first date of her tour. opening track was a barnstormer.
oh and here's the latest from us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6CnIUYjpqw

piscesx, Saturday, 5 November 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

Was disappointed that the picture disc single I pre-ordered did not arrive signed, as the first thousand or something were supposed to be. I ordered that shit within minutes of the announcement. Oh well. I still love this song unreasonably, and I guess if it DID come signed, I'd be less "cool, let's jam it again" and more "hmmmm future eBay fodder."

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 5 November 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

guy at the gig last night selling pic discs for a tenner outside, saying that ebay has em going for upwards of 20 quid already.

piscesx, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah incredible gig by her the other night. proud that she started the whole thing off in manchester. you can downloaded our blue jeans remix here and if you like it then you could put a heart on it here

NI, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

she's playing at the troubadour in december! and it's sold out! and scalpers have tickets for $300!

vilanch dubois (get bent), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

best of the new songs imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-X87wQ_AT8

piscesx, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

haha

buzza, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

^_^

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/31464706

cover^4

bamcquern, Thursday, 10 November 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

Hate is only a word used for Robbie Williams songs.

― kraudive, 29. oktober 2011 00:55 (1 week ago)

hehe no way, name a bad rw songlol :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVaRHJn_dgM

hehe

niels, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

I abdolutely love the song. Really fun

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She%27s_the_One_%28World_Party_song%29

Williams featured in a campy and tongue-in-cheek music video where he was a figure skater. In the video he performs a backflip, which is actually illegal in competitive figure skating.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Saturday, 12 November 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

is this for real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MYKESdOCTqU#!

cuteforce, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

sorry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYKESdOCTqU

cuteforce, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

gone mental innit? a Q cover after 1 single is certainly a first.
slow month mind.

piscesx, Thursday, 5 January 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

she has an album coming out this month.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

and like 100 songs on the internet.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_3yuNPRNc

markers, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

the opening to this thread is hilarious

thomp, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

i feel bad about being the person to note this, given that generally i wish ilm could use more enthusiasm, but come on

thomp, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

perpetua was tweeting today about how a co-worker heard him listening to the forthcoming album and asked him if it was Britney Spears and how ppl's heads would be exploding if this actually was the new britney album

but those tweets are deleted now which is kind of weird

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

Ace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7XLHFiGauDY

piscesx, Friday, 6 January 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

Lana better watch out she doesn't get run over by This Train: http://chrystabell.com/

WATERMELON MAYNE aka the seed driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 January 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

she has an album coming out this month.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:15 (Yesterday)

and like 100 songs on the internet.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:16 (Yesterday)

Dude this is Q we're talking about, they don't put you on the cover unless you're on at least yr second album and have sold millions of records and are about as safe a prospect as you can get.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 January 2012 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

They've not even given her a something-for-the-dads type cover as is occasionally their wont.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 January 2012 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

the opening to this thread is hilarious

― thomp, Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ha! Better to have loved and lost than etc ;)

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 6 January 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

Loved 'Video Games' and 'Blue Jeans' but then didn't pay attention to anything about her for 5 months. Just clicked the link to 'Off To The Races' that picesx posted and am now v excited for the album!

pandemic, Friday, 6 January 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

it's a p weird song

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

Entirely unmoved and underwhelmed by 'Off To The Races'.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

then of course there's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bag1gUxuU0g

piscesx, Friday, 6 January 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

i heard her on radio 2 in my dads car. Not my kind of thing - ultra tasteful. My parents who like Subo thought she was great though. So shes gonna be huuuuuuuuuuge.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

Your parents are the world's tastemakers.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 January 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

scary thought

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

I love her delivery on "Blue Jeans" and "Video Games"
Everything else? She's behind the beat, like she's just been taught the song that morning.

gord downer (Ówen P.), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

You need to have a pretty ballsy performance to float a line like "He loves me / with every beat of his cocaine heart"

gord downer (Ówen P.), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

best yet maybe

http://vimeo.com/34628944

piscesx, Saturday, 7 January 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

Oh lord that is now firmly stuck in my head.

scottfree, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

The lesson for Del Rey and Band of Horses is clear

markers, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

vimeo deleted! what was it?

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

it was this (w/ a diff photo of her)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGy6L4ol9OM

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah terrible quality these and she's said the final versions will be very different from the leaks.

piscesx, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah TUNE!
hasn't made a bad track yet bless her. the stretching of 'ovati-oo-n' is brilliant.

piscesx, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

ehhh not so into it

iatee, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

I like National Anthem well enough.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

hasn't made a bad track yet bless her

Hmm, this opinion of her recorded material to date perplexes me. Outside of 'Video Games,' every track seems like a half-baked idea or formless demo to me.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

we were drunk the other night, and we listened to a few besides "video games" and i was like, this is good.

thought it might not be the case, but it was, at least at the time.

surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

JF otm

iatee, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno, it all seems so empty. I like the first minute of Video Games ok but it keeps going on and I don't know why.

questino (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

What scares me is I liked VG and Blue Jeans but if she's going to continue solely in this vein of breathless young sexy siren pining away/smitten, the ridiculousness will overwhelm any other merit and I'll get bored.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

i don't find it ridiculous, i find it pays homage to something, and i find any emptiness directed at the point of her sound

surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

not that it matters what i think, but i find her v boring because breathless young sexy siren pining away/smitten doesn't really speak to me or my interests as a music listener. she's like fake naughty zooey deschanel.

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

it totes matters!

surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

She was shite on Jonathan Ross.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

case closed

questino (seandalai), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like any kind of consistent aesthetic is going to have difficulties when it runs up against jonathan ross tbh

thomp, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

i like video games & born to die & will check out the lp

markers, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a sucker for her betty-boop squeals in "off to the races"

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'm assuming that "National Anthem" isn't a Radiohead cover or else the internet would've already imploded.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i thought it might be at first but i don't think it is

markers, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i thought it might be at first but i don't think it is

markers, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

jinx!

surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

I'd never heard (of) "Video Games" until I saw Tim F's list last week---I only kinda graze ILX & don't really read anything else online about music---& have been listening to it p obsessively since then, over & over again. I don't know what that "means" but it's a beguiling song. I don't feel much pull to dig any deeper into her work at this point, though---life's busy, & one terrific song is enough.

Euler, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

It's all been downhill from Video Games tbh

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

i can't listen to it that much bc it makes me cry

surm, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

@ Euler, that obsessive listening to Video Games is something most people seem to experience. The songs after that though, eh, not so much.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

what would happen if jared leto and lana del rey were in a room together
think about all of the sexy dullness that would fill that room

La Lechera, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

this is kind of over-thought and obvious at the same time but i enjoyed reading it:

http://pitchfork.com/features/resonant-frequency/8713-this-is-me-music-making-as-re-blog/

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

i heard video games on the radio the other day for the first time and it kind of floored me enough to stick on the station and find out who it was; that never happens anymore.

that born to die video is great. even though she kind of has evan rachel wood crazy eyes.

akm, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 06:17 (twelve years ago) link

born to die video is p cool except for tattoo guy making me want to barf

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

Saw a photo of her yesterday and her lips often really freak me out. Every time I see her doing a shakey version of VG it seems like she's trying her best not to open her mouth too much because she's just got an injection or something.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xxzMm.png

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

national anthem co-written by david sneddon!

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

sneddon's music production team is called "the nexus"? wonder what *that's* ripping off.

my copy has boobs (get bent), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

She seems like a nice lady:

http://www.vh1.com/music/tuner/?p=200822

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

She comes across as far more endearing in the videos than vampy. Interesting.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Her face is disturbing.

billstevejim, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

Agree that she "seems nice" though. I like her more now that I've heard her accent.

billstevejim, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

i heard video games on the radio the other day for the first time

What kind of station was it? i.e., is she actually getting commercial airplay?

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

it's apparently on the pop charts in a whole bunch of countries, although in America it's only been on a singles sales chart so far.

finally heard this stupid song when MTV2 started playing the video -- lol @ gr8080's fav facial reconstruction surgery casualty having a cameo

some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

She seems like a nice lady:

http://www.vh1.com/music/tuner/?p=200822

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Tags: #HaterWars, Authenticity, Paz De La Huerta, saturday night live, SNL, Twitter, Lana Del Rey

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

What kind of station was it? i.e., is she actually getting commercial airplay?

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc),

radio 2. the uk's most listened to radio station + the prime minister is a fan

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

MTV-U plays this thing constantly... I fall asleep to that channel sometimes, and my cable box "times out" after 6-7 hours or so and freezes on an image (I'm guessing that happens often with channels that aren't viewed as often within a given node)...

So the moral of the story is, a few weeks ago I woke up to a frozen image of this chick on my TV and it weirded me out

billstevejim, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

you kids and your terms for boners

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

she's like fake naughty zooey deschanel.

see, I am interested in this because I wish zooey's public persona was all an elaborate act and would find her more intriguing if I felt that was the case

like she goes home and just orders pizza from dominos and listens to old Tool albums or something when she's out of the public eye

I'm putty emphasis on:
fake "naughty zooey deschanel"

If you meant it as
"fake naughty" zooey deschanel
then I am not with you

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

fake, naughty, zooey, deschanel, music

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

What kind of station was it? i.e., is she actually getting commercial airplay?

it was KFOG in the bay area, which is 'classic rock', oddly enough.

akm, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

kcrw (l.a.'s npr station; pretty influential in yuppie circles) has been playing "video games." not constantly, but it is getting airplay.

my copy has boobs (get bent), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

"classic rock" isn't a good descriptor for KFOG. They do "adult album alternative, an eclectic variety of blues, reggae, folk, pop, and rock music from the mid-1960s to the present" ... meaning that it an easy listening station imo

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'm putty emphasis on:
fake "naughty zooey deschanel"

If you meant it as
"fake naughty" zooey deschanel
then I am not with you

i'm not really sure how i meant it, but your analysis is interesting
they both have "endearing" qualities and have been described as such (and reviled for it, too), and honestly i don't even really know what that means when people say it

La Lechera, Thursday, 12 January 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of like the couple Lana Del Rey songs I've heard in a way

I will openly admit to have never heard a full Zooey song, or if I have heard one, I have not realized it was her.

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

blue jeans is good too. very kate bush in delivery if not content. my wife predictably hates all of these songs.

akm, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

those vh1 clips are very endearing

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

is "endearing" our new "annoying?" I can't watch them at work.

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

i only watched one of them so far but i liked her

markers, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

the writeup is a little annoying in its "you'd think this girl would be super nervous but she was totally shill!" tone

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

In her songs she comes across as a star-crossed lover mixed with a kind of breathy young thing; she's selling a lot of sex and lot of young love angst. In the videos above, she comes across as funny and a bit goofy and self-aware enough to be a little bit self-deprecating. I really mean endearing 'cause everything I'd seen her in before was in her shy nymph persona with a slightly squeaky voice and was not so endearing.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

and I mean "annoying" in our "really means ws but I don't want my girlfriend to know" way

mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

lol

markers, Thursday, 12 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

i meant "endearing" as "made her more likable to me"

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

I guess that is a valid use of the word that is sanctioned by merriam-webster's

kind of getting turned on by my zooey + dominos + out of character music listening idea upthread

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

lana del rey is at home right now with no makeup, an unironic oversized "ride the lightning" era metallica t-shirt and is eating papa john's and drinking some miller lites

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

wishful thinking

La Lechera, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

brb starting a fanfic erotica site

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, too long for a facebook status...xpost

Mark G, Friday, 13 January 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

Zooey can't eat Dominoes, brings back too many painful memories.

Gibbard says that he realized he needed to change after a particular bender with a friend in Big Sur, CA. "It was so stereotypically my own little Kerouac Big Sur weekend," Gibbard says. "And I remember being on the flight home, going, 'You know what? I really have to do something about this. This has really gotten out of control. But I have a friend's birthday tonight, and I need to go out and have a beer with him.' Cut to three in the morning, five beers and five shots in, eating a pizza. I woke up the next morning and I was like, 'That's it. I'm done. I have lost the ability to control this.'"

Number None, Friday, 13 January 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

it's hilarious how he's such a self-conscious wuss that THAT'S his dramatic rock bottom anecdote

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

She divorced that dude, she'll eat pizza and do shots on his grave

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

Hah some dude OTM. What a wuss.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 January 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

xpost qual post

markers, Friday, 13 January 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

tbf if i did five beers and five shots these days i would probably actually be dead the next morning so props to that guy

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 13 January 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeah radio is battering it over here, she's basically massive already; Top 10 hit, prime time Saturday night TV, Q cover, BRIT nomination. there was even a big piece in the Daily Mail this week.

i'm guessing 'Billboard' is a big magazine in the States?
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/393552_307191255989998_117713628271096_793739_1063308823_n.jpg

piscesx, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

That's Bilbard.

Mark G, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

The magazine for olde tyme minstrels

Number None, Friday, 13 January 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Forsooth, "Magic Lantern Games" 'tis an excellent air

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Friday, 13 January 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

although the one about concentrating on ye football at the expense of archery practice, is somewhat traditional in outlook..

Mark G, Friday, 13 January 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

(I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, Piscesx, but Billboard isn't a big magazine at all - it's a trade publication, like Daily Variety is for Hollywood)

Walter Galt, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah Billboard basically exists to chart music sales/airplay, although lately they've gotten more into putting new artists on the cover that haven't had much of that kind of success (Odd Future before they had really been on a single chart last year, etc.)

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

is somewhat traditional in outlook..

Yet you still can't beat the French at football that often...

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 13 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

nice billboard cover imo

markers, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol "the persecution of" -- i feel like the next 10 years is just going to be every new artist looking at their youtube comments/negative press and deciding they're being 'cyberbullied'

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

radio 2. the uk's most listened to radio station + the prime minister is a fan

Yes, I know she's mega-popular in the UK; I was asking akm b/c he lives in the U.S., where "indie" chanteuses are less likely to reach a mainstream audience. (Feist was a big anomaly, too.)

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh ok i didn't know where akm was from, should've trusted the xls

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

"classic rock" isn't a good descriptor for KFOG. They do "adult album alternative, an eclectic variety of blues, reggae, folk, pop, and rock music from the mid-1960s to the present" ... meaning that it an easy listening station imo

OK, then it's like WXRT in Chicago, which I wouldn't be entirely surprised to learn is playing Lana Del Rey, either, since it's the only commercial radio station where I've heard Arcade Fire, Spoon, Vampire Weekend, etc.

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

(That said, AAA stations tend to have little influence on the Hot 100.)

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

xp I know what you mean but the LDR case is kind of extreme. I went back to the Hipster Runoff post recently while writing something about her and was reminded what an obnoxious, misogynistic, point-missing piece of shit it was. The speed and intensity of the backlash far exceeds what most buzz bands get to the point that it became a big part of her story. Translated from excitable coverlinese, "persecution" seems pretty accurate to me.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

in the Rebecca Black age i realy just can't feel sorry for any adult who willingly puts their music and image out into the world for anyone to see and isn't prepared to take the bad with the good. the only people who get nothing but positive feedback about their music are no-names nobody cares about with lots of friends and family who humor them.

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

There are degrees of bad, no? It's not like it's either blanket acclaim or Carles being a dick. And in terms of taking the bad with the good she hasn't thrown her toys out of the pram and started ranting about haters. In the most recent interview I read she mainly wanted to make the reasonable point that she's not just some puppet doing what the guys at the record label tell her to do. "Persecution" is Billboard's word, not necessarily (I haven't read the article) hers.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

well there's "people" and theres "carles"

lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

she is tailor-made for HRO

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp Ha ha

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

has she come out in support of Ron Paul yet?

Can we discuss the fact her dad made money off of people typing their search terms into the address bar before web browsers treated it like a search field? Like he registered stuff like beyonceshair.com or whatever in the hopes someone would type that in and then put up a parking page with weak "content" and a ton of ads

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'd rather not.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

more interesting than the music

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't know why people are questioning her worth when she has nearly 4 months of performance experience as LDR. Clearly she is a pro.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

And the whole persecution angle is a brilliant PR tactic. It's constructing a narrative out of thin air, and helps towards making her seem more authentic, which is pretty ingenuous really. She's authentic because she is being persecuted for being inauthentic.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i want to completely screen out any and all writing about LDR that includes the words "authenticity" or "lips"

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Which is also funny, lex, since the authenticity of her lips has been questioned

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

clam?

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 13 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

no clam.

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

i want to completely screen out any and all sightings of LDR's lips.

buzza, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

born to die: the lyrics to this are abysmal, but I really love it. Every single line is a hackneyed cliche (take a walk on the wild side; kiss me in the rain; feet don't fail me now; lines from amazing grace), to the point where I almost have to think it's intentional; if not she is an absolutely awful lyricist. but it's still really good!

akm, Friday, 13 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

pretty intentionally pastiche and homage, imo

or not intentional and someone stumbled into the same concepts by accident

mh, Friday, 13 January 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i feel like that is kind of the "point" of LDR in general

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

I like her disinterested singing and melodies too

mh, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

cool lips, too.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Like, what if I am trying to remember a song with common cliched lyrics and I was actually thinking of a different artist, but when I explained it to friends or searched via Google, they say "Oh, you mean Lana Del Rey?"

her dad's business model, right?

mh, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oB2Le.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

cool lips, too.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, January 13, 2012 6:06 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mh, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

i have to stop fucking listening to these songs but I can't

akm, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

Listen to her tomorrow, on Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:30 PM, E/10:30 PM, C)!

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

she was announced on SNL as lah-na, so i guess my 'lame adele ray' display name was predicated on the wrong pronunciation

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

is she wearing a wig?

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

she seems really nervous + uncomfortable. and i think she's dropping words

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

she sounds like a vampire from transylvania

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh my god, this is the worst thing i've ever seen

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

i think this is mid-'90s julia roberts

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

i think this is meta camp

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

this is so unfortunate

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

She's neither "gangster" nor "Nancy Sinatra" based on this. Still like the song though.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

i'm always mildly disappointed when 'buzz band' music isn't as awful as i imagine it to be but "Video Games" was definitely everything i dreamed of and more

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

i gotta say - i love the original recorded song. this performance is just magically terrible

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

^ this

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

original version is hot garbage, performance was pretty true to the song

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

^ this

^this

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

She admitted she's a boring stage performer in that VH1 video interview, though, and based on the music she makes I was fully expecting what I got here.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, some dude... ur a traet.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

so i guess my 'lame adele ray' display name was predicated on the wrong pronunciation

Why would you presume that "Lana" was pronounced like Layna/Laina?

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

She is v v pretty and has a good voice for the studio

If she wants to do more live stuff she needs to stop being so terrified

Would never buy her album

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

no reason, really, that's just the ring the whole name had to it in my head (xpost)

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

Her low register is very good, she should just be a wispy T-Boz

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

can we devote more time to the fact that some dude thought "lana" was pronounced as "lane-uh" by anyone?

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

Say "bagel" amirite

encarta it (Gukbe), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

Still think Chris Isaak should get a co-write credit on Blue Jeans.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

She doesn't understand how to use a microphone

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhhBtHh459k

buzza, Sunday, 15 January 2012 08:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow blue jeans was even worse

buzza, Sunday, 15 January 2012 08:13 (twelve years ago) link

lana del rey shreds.

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 January 2012 08:28 (twelve years ago) link

The sexpot singer made her Saturday Night Live debut on Jan. 14, only the second artist in 14 years to nab the coveted slot before releasing a first album (the last time it happened: 1998, when Australian pop star Natalie Imbruglia played her hit “Torn;” Del Rey’s Born to Die is due out Jan. 31 on Interscope), and reaction has been surprisingly harsh.
Following the performance of “Video Games,” the song that’s largely responsible for Del Rey’s breakout, The Firm actress Juliette Lewis, herself a singer who’s opened for the likes of Foo Fighters and Chris Cornell, tweeted, “Wow this ‘singer’ on SNL is like watching a 12 yearold in their bedroom when theyre pretending to sing and perform #signofourtimes.”

human trash (buzza), Sunday, 15 January 2012 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

WHY can no one spell this girl's name? that is the most annnoying part of the LDR story so far. REY. three letters. NOT HARD.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

guys, it's a stupid stage name, who gives a fuck how it's "correctly" spelled or pronounced

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

ship otm

Mayne ... Or Astro-Mayne? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

subeditors care

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

i think whiney's official title is subWAY editor, if we're being pedantic here

occupy mobb deep (some dude), Sunday, 15 January 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

the last time it happened: 1998, when Australian pop star Natalie Imbruglia played her hit “Torn;”

markers, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

That's a proper horrible performance. Exactly like her performance on Jools Holland. Doesn't seem to be on her way up when on the stage.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Guys appreciate LDR while you can, in February SNL will have fucking KARMIN as a musical guest.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

She doesn't understand how to use a microphone

otm, also she can't keep time & her pitch is terrible. wonder how this hahttp://media.soundonsound.com/sos/feb11/images/E2_06.jpg

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

What's that, scientific evidence?

Or does that get substitute if someone says 'ppened?'

Mark G, Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

it's a protools screen. I can download the free version of it, intentionally sing off-key and with terrible timing, and fix both those problems with a couple of clicks. one value of recording analog was that even one session's worth taught you just how hard some simple musical things - timing, pitch - actually are; one problem with people who've never not had the option to fix pitch & timing is they don't fully get that music's a craft you either practice very hard at all the aspects of or you don't get good at them, cf. LDR on SNL

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

I thought her main problem was a lack of breath support.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I just watched about the first ten seconds of her second song on the web before I had to turn it off. Sooo, the voice she's singing in really doesn't come naturally, does it?

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol i just got round to watching that. SO bad :o

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

it would be weirdly unshocking if the on-record performance of "video games" was, like, completely artificial or something

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

brb gonna send her a case of whiskey and unfiltered cigarettes. A few years of that and some serious training in the studio and we'll either get results or be rid of her

mh, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

btw the youtube upthread is weirdly shit (as well as...yeah) cuz it's someone recording the tv w/their phone, this one's better (though she isn't)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw0Hn3TSzyQ

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

She is like a super unmusical Margaret Lattimore in how her chest, normal and head voices are all wholly dissimilar and disconnected, but there's no diction or support to even attempt to tie then together. The only time I though she sounded decent was when she was honking those super low notes in "Video Games".

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

god, the fidgeting! she has no control over anything she's trying to do up there.

lolling @ what people who'd never heard her records must have been thinking

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

this reminds me of when you see someone doing karaoke and they're really "feeling it" but in a way that's humorless and just makes everyone uncomfortable

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

(PS massive apologies to Maggie L for using her as a comparison point; my bad, boo (but um you DO know what you sound like, good on you for making that work for you))

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

She was only nervous because of the performance! You can read about it in the news.

Lana has got a interesting and beautiful voice! Go Lana, Go!

SuperMatthewdavid 52 minutes ago

either 14 yrs old or gay, or both

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

I made it through to the end this time - her pitch is fine, her timing and presence are terrible & her breath control actually isn't bad 'til toward the end? I think this is actually a case of how shitty in-ear monitors & wireless mics are but they're industry standard for big shows now but if you don't have a monitors guy who really knows what you need to be hearing to be at your best, you're going to get some standard mix (almost doubtless the case with ldr) and you'll notice once the cameras are on that the strings are too loud or not loud enough in your ears or maybe you're hearing way too much of your voice so you try to modulate that so you're hearing less (instead of just pointing at the ground which would tip off the soundguy to bring down your voice in your monitor) etc etc - i.e., just like people are saying, this is a person who's new to the stage. But figuring this shit out before actually going on TV, it's the sort of thing you sort of oughta make a priority imo if yr gonna go taking tv offers

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

the awful live diction is especially noticeable cuz that's one of the huge strengths of the studio version of "video games" - watching that it's like she has no idea what the words mean

is it possible that this is "just nerves" or whatever excuse i'm seeing her fans use? because this isn't slightly off in one performance, she was like this on one UK live performance i saw too, and it's just a gazillion miles off.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

On Jools I thought she was just nervous and now I guess it's like, she really can't do this whole "performing a song in front of people" thing

which is a shame given her chosen career

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

I hate going off topic but have people watched Katy Perry's and Rihanna's recent SNL tapes?Some critics are already slamming this poor innocent genuine cutie while experienced singers didn't get 2/4 this bashing.I don't know why are peps going so much in on her,it's undeserved considering she's newbie debuting on such important show.

a popjustice stan weighs in o_0

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

isn't every bad tv performance by a new artist chalked up to nervousness?

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

not that i really see that much of a difference between this and other performances of hers -- DJP was pretty OTM re: the technical problems with her voice, and her songs are just not good at all and i can't believe that so much wool has been pulled over so many eyes w/r/t that fact -- but when even the fader, the premier outlet for it all being good, is saying that a performer <a href="http://www.thefader.com/2012/01/15/watch-lana-del-rey-on-saturday-night-live/";>"seemed a little tense"</a>...

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ i can't even make it through that video

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

oh god i forgot about the bbcode, sorry

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

seems like a pretty standard excuse

she didn't seem outwardly nervous or anything, just inexperienced

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

her chest, normal and head voices are all wholly dissimilar and disconnected, but there's no diction or support to even attempt to tie then together

Yes, this is OTM. On the recorded version of "Video Games," she goes into that little-girl head voice, too, but it's a lot more fluid.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

there's a german tv performance on youtube somewhere that's less bad

thomp, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

maybe there's truth to aero's theory... i feel like we're constantly talking about how bad the sound is on SNL

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

but you know maybe having her suck on snl, which has been notoriously unkind to its musical guests of late, is part of the backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash-to-the-backlash marketing plan. there are still two weeks before her album comes out, which means more time for her to be, like, soooo down-to-earth and nice in interviews

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha i was going to write that at times like this you sort of have to wonder what her management were thinking, booking this gig, but perhaps maura is OTM

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

see also whiney g. weingarten on the topic in 2009:
http://idolator.com/5150549/ayo-blogger-idiots-you-know-saturday-night-live-is-screwing-with-you-right

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

this kinda reminds me of the response to cassie doing "me & u" on 106 & park

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

having said all this, dude from art brut is apparently criticising her, and he has noooooo room to talk whatsoever when it comes to singing ability

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

*updates .xls of times whiney used the phrase "billyburg beardos"*

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I hate going off topic but have people watched Katy Perry's and Rihanna's recent SNL tapes?Some critics are already slamming this poor innocent genuine cutie while experienced singers didn't get 2/4 this bashing.I don't know why are peps going so much in on her,it's undeserved considering she's newbie debuting on such important show.

a popjustice stan weighs in o_0

The last time I saw Katy Perry on SNL I remember thinking she had a good night (ie she was actually singing instead of desperately honking at notes hoping she didn't crack)

No one thinks Rihanna can sing live

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

one thing american idol has given us that will not go away quickly is a pretty high expectation of basic vocal quality when watching somebody sing a pop song on stage, and for that i give simon cowell and his hellish minions a grudging "fair dos"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

that whiney post is such a whineyian masterpiece

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

No one thinks Rihanna can sing live

by far the most brutal part of last year's american idol auditions involved all the people who tried out with 'only girl in the world.' i wanted to shake them and be like, 'no, no, don't you see? the point is that she doesn't really hit those notes!'

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

one thing american idol has given us that will not go away quickly is a pretty high expectation of basic vocal quality when watching somebody sing a pop song on stage, and for that i give simon cowell and his hellish minions a grudging "fair dos"

it's fairly ironic that xfactor is another of those programmes reliably unkind to performing guests

ooh is this where i get to lob in jessie j's sensitive totp rendition of "price tag" for a compare & contrast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pym1_N1q74

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

Also Fleet Foxes were completely in tune on their awful music on that stage, and Kanye singing into a fucking vocoder was in tune on that stage and he isn't even a singer, so really people need to stfu and recognize that their pet acts can't fucking sing

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

jessie j is actually worse than the woman from karmin

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

If only SNL had waited until 2012 to book Jessie J. We coulda had quite the run.

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

i've avoided karmin so far in the hope that it will go away before i have to know about it?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol oh lex you're so OPTIMISTIC

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

lexxxxxxxxxx nooooooooooooo dont make me see that again

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Massive foghorn Jessie J was in tune on SNL. Massive often-out-of-tune foghorn Florence Welch was in tune on "No Light, No Light" (didn't see her other song). It's not impossible to be in tune on that stage!

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Florence was terrible on SNL, but I've never seen her in control of her own voice in a live setting.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man, THANK YOU. I saw her at the VH1 Divas thing a few back and she seemed a half-step flat the whole time!

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

I've heard her in tune twice; the aforementioned "No Light, No Light" and whatever award show she did that breakthrough "Dog Days" performance on. The other times I've heard her she's been super flat.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ "ayo blogger idiots"

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

also, that natalie imbruglia reference upthread forgets about ms. dyanmite, who performed on snl the saturday before 'a little deeper''s 3/11/03 release. BLOGGERS.

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

Woah....yikes @ the SNL "Videogames". She must have done a million takes in the studio to get that right, cos every live performance I've seen has been wince-inducing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

On Jools I thought she was just nervous and now I guess it's like, she really can't do this whole "performing a song in front of people" thing

which is a shame given her chosen career

OTM.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

don't worry guys I'm sure she'll sell a lot of albums

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

if top of the pops still existed then she would do fine on there what with miming being allowed. Imagine all the really bad performances over the years if everyone had to play live (that includes many rock bands btw)

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Kanye singing into a fucking vocoder was in tune on that stage and he isn't even a singer, so really people need to stfu and recognize that their pet acts can't fucking sing

in fairness Kanye doubtless asked for & got his own sound crew & +/- 4 hours of taped soundcheck. He's also a tremendous performer but if he didn't get the absolute highest-end prep from NBC I'd be very, very surprised

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

considering how many artists have gotten buzz out of the 'mystique' of not performing live or doing a lot of public appearances etc. lately she probably could've gotten away with just not doing this kind of thing without it hurting her career

some dude, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

btw I've never heard LDR before this performance so I she's not like a pet artist for me

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Fun experiment, throwing a David Lynch short into the SNL mix and seeing the reaction (not you guys, but my Twitter feed).

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

In the land of "you're either in on the joke or you are the joke," she didn't stand a chance.

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

wow there are STILL seriously people who can't differentiate between autotune and vocoder?

some dude, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Also Fleet Foxes were completely in tune on their awful music on that stage

also fyi these guys are fucking spectacular musicians & I think 2 of them have perfect pitch. I know this because two of them were in a band we did some shows w/ & they're the kind of musicians who when they're just fucking around at soundcheck you go "holy shit, these guys can play"

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

considering how many artists have gotten buzz out of the 'mystique' of not performing live or doing a lot of public appearances etc. lately she probably could've gotten away with just not doing this kind of thing without it hurting her career

otm, esp with her music being what it is

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, Fleet Foxes probably don't even require monitors. Their skills were honed sitting around campfire jamborees and such.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

what I preemptively hate is how her PR will now use "her climb toward being a not-terrible performer" as part of the narrative for her next move. which is pathetic.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

Their skills were honed sitting around campfire jamborees and such.

lol that shit is straight schtick, they're marching-band dudes iirc

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

is playing live not something of an economic necessity these days?

Number None, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

a lot of non-rock major label chart acts do very few concerts or live performances until they have enough hits that they can go out as a headliner, it seems like

some dude, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know if her miming it would be any help. She has 0 stage presence, esp. for someone who is supposedly a Sinatra-esque sex kitten.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

is playing live not something of an economic necessity these days?

depends on where you live & who you know, if you're west coast & near television/movie people there are other roads open but they're generally pretty short roads. being good live is still your best bet though yes.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Playing live is really the only way you make money. If she wants to see any $$$ from her record sales, she's going to need to sell a LOT to cover all they're spending on PR, videos, etc.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

don't worry guys I'm sure she'll sell a lot of albums

― dayo, Sunday, January 15, 2012 12:07 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

well, that's not true: there's licensing, film work, soundtracking, commercials. all kinds of stuff you can do if you make the right kind of music, which she does. playing live is the only way you directly make money from selling your music directly to consumers, yes.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

In her particular case though, not being good live doesn't seem to hinder people as all her shows have been sold out. Also the ones after some big telly performances iirc

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

not being good live doesn't seem to hinder people as all her shows have been sold out.

that's when I reach for my revolver

to kill myself with, I mean

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

No need to bring it live to bring in that Chipotle-background money.

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

You know
I'm almost always 100% on the side of the artist when it comes to a lousy showing captured on video
And totes went into that Youtube with the empathy afforded any premature birth
But wow! Just wow!
I would leave the room when it's her turn at karaoke

gord downer (Ówen P.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

To Whiney's point, she should've been on Colbert instead of SNL. Then we'd know for certain.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

she has a few youtubes of live performances (really old looking ones?) where it she seems to have the basics of singing down

she also has lots where not

goole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

glad the blogosphere vetted her as being a good live singer first before splattering her all across our google readers

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

wow, you guys really built this up to be something utterly dreadful. watching now and her worst crime seems to be stage fright. they're not great performances but i could see them being good if she were less nervous. her high notes are better than i've seen them in the past...

choucrüt (get bent), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

her high notes are better than i've seen them in the past...

when this is the best you can say about somebody maybe they're not ready for television

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

well snl's cast is known as the "not-ready-for-primetime players"!

choucrüt (get bent), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

that wasn't as bad as I was expecting but it wasn't good at all either

akm, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

i couldn't get thru the youtube, but tuning doesn't just sound like her problem

mainly had to stop cos of the guitar guy's "into it" head nodding. which screams "holy god we are crashing and burning up here"

goole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

I really enjoy watching unintentionally terrible performances (Shannen Doherty in "Friends til the End", for example) and this did not disappoint! In fact the fake opulence of the whole look/sound reminded me a lot of Valley of the Dolls.

It was like Neely and Tony singing "Come Live with Me" in the sanitarium only instead it was Jennifer's talentless dopey little sister playing dress up in a wig and singing about video games to the mirror. I won't say that I like her music because I surely do not, but I love the seriously campy (unintended?) awfulness of this performance.

Without the chutzpah of Nancy Sinatra, she could be a 21st c. Twinkle?

La Lechera, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

to john's point above, 'video games' has already been on gossip girl. she has lots of pros working with her.

maura, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

node to LDR: when you mention a word or action you don't have to demonstrate that with your hand.

goole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

You want to hear some bad singing, try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQYbnzWuSvk&feature=related

La Lechera, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

mostly bemused that people care about how stuff sounds live.

pandemic, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

this reminds me of when you see someone doing karaoke and they're really "feeling it" but in a way that's humorless and just makes everyone uncomfortable

― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, January 15, 2012 10:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

goole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

SNL is not the place for feelings

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Without the chutzpah of Nancy Sinatra, she could be a 21st c. Twinkle?

twinkle had loads of chutzpah! (because she was crazy, yes.)

choucrüt (get bent), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

mostly bemused that people care about how stuff sounds live.

it's this weird phenomenon of having ears instead of just eyes

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

i generally don't care that much about how an act sounds live unless i'm paying upwards of $30 to see them play live, but that was also a terrible performance

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

well i listen to the album rather than looking at the record cover yes
xp

pandemic, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I always think of Twinkle as kind of blank, but honestly I'll take blank over Jessie J clown faces.

La Lechera, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

she's loaded the clips to her own Facebook (which she has been looking after since day one) so she's obviously not that arsed about it sounding a bit weird. it DID sound weird though no doubt about that.

she sounded great live when i saw her, dead natural. she can cut it live when she wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgSIz6oHzk&feature=related

piscesx, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

:(

Jessie J can't catch a break on any thread today.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

That's what SNL should start doing...digital shorts for the musical performances!

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

LDR SNL performance was like a real version of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdFJTbaFcZ0

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, real version of that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjx_GjyXCs4

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

LOL @ giant mic!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i don't understand the tone of that whiney idolator post at all.

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

like it kinda seems like he actually believes there's an SNL conspiracy to make artists sound bad?

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

yes

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

never listened to her music but my ver of video games is me singing in a v deep husky voice

why do you plaaaaaaaaaaay
video gaaaaaaaaaaaaaames

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

So have you been practicing all week for SNL?

Well, no, I haven’t because I’ve been working. I don’t even know what I’m singing! I know it’s “Video Games” and I think “Blue Jeans,” but I thought it was supposed to be “Born to Die,” so I have to go figure that out. I better fucking figure that out! There’s a lot going on so there’s a lot of catching up to do.

Are you excited?

Yeah … I’m excited if it goes well. If it doesn’t, I’m gonna kill myself! But yeah, what an honor. And who knows why, but it’s really nice for me.

Expecting a death notice any minute now.

Nicole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

facepalmsmiley.gif tbh

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

twitter response...was fucking scathing

NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

so i just watched "video games" performance on youtube, was expecting a trainwreck and it really wasn't THAT bad. Wasn't a great performance or anything, she was obviously a bit nervous, but it wasn't horrible...

i feel like everyone has it in for this girl for no good reason, it's kind of creept actually. and i'm not even into her music...

I had to google gucci mane (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

it wasn't a courtney love style trainwreck - which i could see someone anticipating after some of the comments on twitter - but it was still really terrible in an unfortunately amateur way. bc part of her narrative has already become about her inauthenticity (hard to believe in 2012 but there it is), this confirmed something a lot of ppl believed about her. there was also a lot of, i think, honest enthusiasm about her right after video games came out so there was maybe a feeling like she had a huge groundswell of support inexplicably pushing her to become this hot new artist. personally, i loved video games when i first heard it, played it a bunch, played it for a lot of ppl. the following tracks didn't really interest me at all and then i started seeing her live in various venues and she seems to be getting progressively worse with each performance. also, video games was partially really intriguing to me bc of how self-assured and self-possessed and even cocky it all feels, so these performances have been polar opposites of that. she isn't just nervous, but stammering, playacting, she seems like the confused, out of it persona that maybe seemed more ironic when i first heard video games. instead of uncomfortably sincere and frightening.

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

^yeah, that coupled with the uber-dramatica lighting and the pseudo-wedding gown. i cringed, personally.

NO NUTRITIONAL CONTENT (kelpolaris), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

A lot of people sound bad on TV (and esp. SNL) so to me her voice was only a small part of the problem. It's her presence that is so difficult to watch. She's not a performer. She radiates discomfort. She's been playing live in public since at least 2008, so maybe it's just not her thing. There are a lot of musicians in this camp.

Mark, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

i think mordy has def pinpointed the problem there, and actually brainwasher bringing up courtney love is apt, because the thing with c-love trainwrecks is that even at her worst those trainwrecks were entirely in keeping with what you expected of courtney. these LDR performances aren't just missing a few notes, it's more fundamentally that she seems completely awkward about inhabiting/conveying her on-record persona. which reinforces what i grew to think after hearing her other songs - "video games" was a weird one-off piece of magic that i'm not expecting her to recapture any time soon.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

If you sell yourself as gangsta and you radiate ziggy, things aren't going to go well in the long run.
http://joshreads.com/images/10/09/i100915ziggy.png

La Lechera, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

dayo i beat you to the "shreds" joke by 10 hours.

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

hmm, well I suppose since I was never invested in her in the first place and didn't really get into "video games" until well after she was "exposed" its kind of difficult for me to get that disconnect between her "on-record persona" and live performances that you guys are seeing. I guess from the outside of this situation it seems like she's being constantly lambasted and bullied because she doesn't live up to the image/idea people initially had of her as some sort of 'indie' siren or what have you. The performance was definitely amateurish, won't argue with that, maybe she just wasn't ready to be on such a huge platform - the hype around her really just started to build a few months ago, didn't it?

I had to google gucci mane (The Brainwasher), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Skipping 557 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

at least half of them must be your attempts at metasnark dayo

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

i wish snl/nbc weren't such jerks about youtube because i really want to watch weezy's guitar solo from 2008 right now

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Starting this thread probably is the greatest achievement in my life. I don't know how to top this.

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

why would you ever care about a live performance, lex?

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

you might be overstating the extent to which i "care" about this but why would i not care about a live performance?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

you are like this board's #1 anti-rockist

unless you're a secret rockist (about things you like)

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Lol at "Skipping 557 messages"

I Don't Believe You've Met M. Bébé (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

didn't we retire the rockism/anti-rockism binary years ago? what's rockist or not rockist about live shows?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

I'd be happy to have occasional studio missives from a studio-bound, inauthentic LDR persona. I don't think "pop performer complete package" is really relevant when she's mostly selling atmospherics.

This is a lesser gaffe than that "Born to Die" video, which failed because it ruptured the suburban Dorothy Vallens schtick with the European castle setting etc.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

don't you know that watching a pop star play SNL is rockism lexdude? down with the machine, up with the music! xp

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

the idea of thinking that a singer's performance outside of a studio has any bearing on a popist's appreciation of said singer in 2012 seems very bizarre to me

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

you're being pretty reductive and i'm too tired to argue basics right now, soz

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

smh at anyone still being trolled by dayo in an ilm thread

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

don't make me come into the regional thug thread, j0rd

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

dayo's posting shtick originally intrigued me bc of how assured and even cocky it seemed, but future performances revealed it as being hopelessly amateurish, stammering, playacting that maybe seemed more ironic when i first read it. instead of uncomfortably sincere and frightening.

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

who am I, lana del ray

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

what's rockist or not rockist about live shows?

From that K. Sanneh article:

Rockism means idolizing the authentic old legend (or underground hero) while mocking the latest pop star; lionizing punk while barely tolerating disco; loving the live show and hating the music video; extolling the growling performer while hating the lip-syncher.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

i can't deal with jaymc's deliberate obtuseness right now either. there is another part to that clause!!!! jesus christ people.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

i honestly have no idea why some people are so invested in this weird idea of me as a popist caricature

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

jc

judith, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

the idea of thinking that a singer's performance outside of a studio has any bearing on a popist's appreciation of said singer in 2012 seems very bizarre to me

Probably would've given her the right practice to help sell her 'gangsta Nancy Sinatra' image. Do popists think she's doing a good job here?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

shouldn't popists be most concerned about the fact that she only has one good song?

iatee, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

and the fact that that song is terrible

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I know it's all silly and naive to want people to perform live but some more live experience would probably benefit her greatly, even w the sound off.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

you don't have to perform live, but if you do, and it's terrible, you can't expect people to ignore it bc after all performing live isn't meant for all artists...

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

people ignore bad performances by artists they like all the time. what is it about iana del ray that makes you go "I can't trust this performer anymore"

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

the ashlee simpson stans are still ashlee simpson stans, right?

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Ashlee Simpson's jig was hilarious, though

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

(and also she was never a person to be taken seriously as a musician)

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

watch out I think lex is still reading this thread

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

people ignore bad performances by artists they like all the time. what is it about iana del ray that makes you go "I can't trust this performer anymore"

trust her?

Mordy, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

and the fact that that song is terrible

― sonderangerbot, Sunday, January 15, 2012 9:47 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nah that song is still great, fuiud

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, the lex is at his most lexist on this thread.

I Don't Believe You've Met M. Bébé (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

okay, maybe there's a better verb to describe how ya'll feel about her, but nothing about that performance demands 300 handwringing new answers about loni dol ruy

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

Time for a new dn

Das Lexist (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

shouldn't popists be most concerned about the fact that she only has one good song?

Save that hand-wringing for Austra...

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like everyone has it in for this girl for no good reason, it's kind of creept actually. and i'm not even into her music...

― I had to google gucci mane (The Brainwasher), Sunday, January 15, 2012 2:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm, there's an element of, like, ppl clamoring to beat each other to backlash & in the most extreme way, "can't fool me!"

flopson, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, the lex is at his most lexist on this thread.

― I Don't Believe You've Met M. Bébé (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, January 15, 2012 4:11 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

getting tired of reading shit like this & "oh, whiney" iet

flopson, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

OK, you're right, I'll go back and brush up on the basics before I comment again.

Das Lexist (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Save that hand-wringing for Austra...

Austra has an entire great album!

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is what happens when ILX is slow on weekends

dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

didnt mean to single you or that post in partic out, just find theres been a critical amount of reflexive "oh [poster with scandalous posting style], never change you old fool" type posts lately

great dn btw :)

flopson, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

this the youtube i was thinking of, where it seems like she is not a completely walleyed perfomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwL7f57cDJY

goole, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

this whole convo will happen again on the ilm eoy poll thread wont it? and that's about 76 places before its announced shes won!

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

could totally imagine her singing Trash by suede. plus most of dog man star.

Jamie_ATP, Sunday, 15 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

Thought it might be the NY Dolls song.

Das Lexist (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 January 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm, her voice actually sounds weaker in that vid and she still seems pretty uncomfortable; I believe that was CMJ 2008.

Mark, Sunday, 15 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

flopson otm, the whole "you are so YOU" thing is just tiresome at this point, every thread doesn't need to become a catalog of which posts are 'in character'

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

typical some dude post^

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 16 January 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol

flopson, Monday, 16 January 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

this thread was good before the ship derail

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

1) whole rockism vs popism has been done to death since seven years ago however
2) to deny the distinction has any meaning at all or can ever be useful seems willfully ignorant especially in debate about whether whether latest pop sensation with one good song has any musical talent, ability, etc and accuse others of needing schooling in the basics doubles up on that
3) Ergo, posts very much in character

Das Lexist (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

0) (why even try to post more than one line on iPhone)

Das Lexist (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

how many t-swift apologists are going in on LDR about not being able to sing live? just lex?

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxljzw1kSB1rn3zv4o1_500.jpg

not gonna lie, that shirt makes me happy

fighting growlbacks bottomless spirit pit (reddening), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

Have to say, strong negative reaction striking me as a little *like punk never happened*. Agree with aerosmith that her pitch was mostly accurate and surprised by the shock over a performer with some natural, human idiosyncrasies. Part of what made it enjoyable imo.

timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

lot of people get away with not being technically accomplished singers if they have some stage presence or charisma, including in punk

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

like if she had been a really confident performer who just happened to sing off key for a verse the only person being negative itt would be DJP probably

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

Well, as I said, I think it was technically OK. She would not have won American Idol, but that wasn't the most important thing to me when I watched it.

I think if it was Mary Margaret O'Hara or the Raincoats, something approximately like the charisma and stage presence she projected last night would have been the exact expectation.

timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's crazy, almost strikes me as a little *like Lana Del Ray wasn't punk*

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

The point is that after punk, we don't worry about those things.

timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

i don't want to sound like a total dick, but if you think her performance was technically OK, i think maybe you're not that discriminating?

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Velvet Underground can't play their instruments.

timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

this whole thing feels very reminiscent of the beginning of Liz Phair's career tbh

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

They make rude remarks about me
They wonder just how wild I would be

human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

the fact that you can make good music without being technically accomplished does not mean that music can't suck when it's badly played/sung, and it moreover doesn't mean that technical proficiency is no longer a valid criticism after punk. the legacy of the velvets etc is that one need not let lack of technical aptitude stand between you and your vision. this legacy is decidedly not "it doesn't matter whether people can play their instruments or not"; to take that as the lesson is to miss not only some of the point, but all of it. after punk (much of which was played by outstanding musicians; if you think Glenn Matlock wasn't an excellent bassist who could've played with absolutely anyone, then you have tin ears), we say "just because something isn't played by a muso doesn't mean it can't be good." it doesn't mean we stop paying attention to whether somebody's a good musician or not, unless we are utter idiots.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

unless we are utter idiots.

I don't think you can just assume that this is not true

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'm fairly idiotic in the way i approach music. *shrug*

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I'm certainly NOT making the point that criticism of music's technical aspects is invalid after punk. I'm asserting that a fundamental of a post-punk world allows for tolerance of, like, the fact that she missed three notes or something in her Saturday Night Live performance.

timellison, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I was just about to write that this is just like Liz Phair, but was beaten to it. I'm trying to remember the horrible live performance *she* had...was it "Never Said?" I remember her being motionless and terrified...

So everyone should be relax, 'cause in a few years LDR will be coming out with amazing stuff like "Bollywood" and we'll look back on her early career missteps and laugh.

dlp9001, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

Liz Phair's super-awful SNL was post-Guyville iirc - oh no wait I'm thinking of the Tonight Show when she did one I think called "Double Dutch," that was pretty fuckin harsh

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 January 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah not many people in general do national TV spots before their first album is even out but i think in general there was a lot of chatter about Phair's stage fright and/or bad performances from very early on

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

i hadnt heard 'off to the races' til yesterday, its so good also -- i guess i dont really care if shes a trainwreck live

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 January 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

you guys, i just realized that ldr is totally the wife in manos: the hands of fate.

http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/manos-the-hands-of-fate-15.jpg

choucrüt (get bent), Monday, 16 January 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvi3w6460r1qzozj1.jpg

choucrüt (get bent), Monday, 16 January 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

I remember her being motionless and terrified

I'm beginning to think, perhaps, that's part of the persona/schtick. Its been part of every public performance by LDR I've seen.

Its not gansta Sinatra, its well groomed time-warp abuse victim.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

i can't deal with jaymc's deliberate obtuseness right now either. there is another part to that clause!!!! jesus christ people.

Uh, you asked what's rockist about live shows; I pointed out that live shows are, at least according to Kelefa Sanneh's landmark article (which I think most of us agree with, no?), one of the things that rockists most value. Putting live shows in opposition to music videos doesn't change that essential point, IMO; it simply delineates the sides more clearly. I dunno, I was just trying to be helpful.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

i think the 'live shows are real UNLIKE MUSIC VIDEOS' really is the point of that bit, though. i don't think there's really that many people, r*ckist or otherwise, who across the board go "live performance doesn't matter, it's irrelevant, recorded music is all there is."

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe I misunderstood the context of Lex's question.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

i think the 'live shows are real UNLIKE MUSIC VIDEOS' really is the point of that bit, though.

Yes, that's a big part, I agree. But I think there's also a lot of people who put a premium on "bands who can play their instruments" and the sacredness and raw energy of musicians and fans in a room together. And who categorically dismiss certain artists for supposedly not being able to achieve those things.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

I would like to point out that I never actually said LDR was out of tune. My comments about tuning were in direct response to "it's impossible to sing in tune on the SNL stage" commentary that was at best tangentially related to the mewling harpy with the terrible voice that we saw on Saturday.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago) link

It's hard to sing with strings!

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

Wants to be Joanna Newsom; is barely Kimya Dawson.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 January 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link

But I think there's also a lot of people who put a premium on "bands who can play their instruments" and the sacredness and raw energy of musicians and fans in a room together. And who categorically dismiss certain artists for supposedly not being able to achieve those things.

i wasn't doing that. must i spell everything out? i was actually saying on twitter y'day morning that a shitty live performance doesn't = worthless artist, and i'm fine with DLR being a total studio creation who hit upon one great song. but i don't see why that means i should defend that dreadful performance! especially as the manner in which she failed was totally at odds with her on-record appeal. ie, she totally butchered everything great about her own song.

t-swift sang very well when i saw her live show, though i don't think i defended her pitchy live tv performances either.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

I saw her on Jonathan Ross show.

how 'awful' was that one by comparison? (not a rhetorical Q)

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

i just watched this again and the beginning of video games really isn't bad at all actually! she's just completely at sea

it's like she doesn't understand her own instrument or how to use it which is a shame because when properly protooled it works it's beguiling and unique

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha god where do these accents she uses come from?? "a mill-ee-on yeaaaahhrs"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

it is crazy how the anti-anti-anti-backlash backlash to the anti-backlash goes with this person, even on a personal level..... like i am watching Blue Jeans again and rooting for her all over again because honestly she is just VERY BIZARRE, in a way that she seems not really in control of, as if there are at least three or four separate homunculi inside her attempting to incant the charm that will release them (none of them, as DJP notes, particularly communicating with the others)

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

i think the 'live shows are real UNLIKE MUSIC VIDEOS' really is the point of that bit, though. i don't think there's really that many people, r*ckist or otherwise, who across the board go "live performance doesn't matter, it's irrelevant, recorded music is all there is."

― some dude, Monday, January 16, 2012 12:21 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

good framing there, I do think that you have to treat an artist's live performance and her studio performance as two completely separate entities, one should have no bearing on the other. but I don't think that live performances are completely irrelevant either - if they're good, it can elevate your appreciation of the artist, if they're bad, move on, you still got the studio recording honey

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games' but after that SNL performance I just don't know" then smh @ u

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games'" then smh @ u

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

I really loved 'video games'

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

actually itunes tells me I've only played it 4 times, ever. I don't even know why I'm in this thread. actually I do know why. I saw '200 new answers' and thought 'I really need to have an opinion on this and share it with everybody.' ; )

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

haha

i have a friend who is having trouble being around a large percentage of her friends at the moment because of this video games song + that twilight book

(she sees the two as being closely related and articulated why really well, but i fear if i try and explain what she said i'll get sbanned-sexist-asshole)

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

a live show or a recording will always have a bearing on the other things you've heard from that artist because they're coming from the same person, and it all comprises the constellation of things that swim up to the surface of your mind when you are reminded of them. i don't think people can or do compartmentalize these things! a (quasi) rockist position might be if del rey refused to do live shows on the basis that she wasn't very good at them, and said "PAH! she is thus lame". but she DID decide to do them. and you can't unsee it. at least not yet. i'm reminded of the time i went to see annie (the singer) at the tribeca grand with phil oh and some other people and what an unmasking-the-wizard kind of moment it was for us - this woman with a badass sound, schaffel beats etc turning up on the night with no stage presence whatsoever and a breathy voice you could barely hear

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

it's like, OK, i still like "chewing gum" but the excitement and desire and ravenous craving i feel for pop stars i've fallen for was just halted in its tracks, it was like that moment when you're on E when suddenly you realize you're not quite as high as you were the moment before

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

the impulse is natural, yeah, but I think it's one that can be easily unlearned. like, I still love all of taylor swift's albums even though I've seen the shitty performance youtubes and that awful music video with the fake donkey. I guess I'm good at compartmentalizing.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

RIP Annie (From Norway)

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

Annie (from Norway) not many have heard her but those who did all voted for her in the ILM EOY Poll.

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

if you're all "I really loved 'video games' but after that SNL performance I just don't know" then smh @ u

is anyone saying this? who are you arguing against?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

and then the Velvet underground got involved.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

I do think, and some people have been making this argument itt, that live performances today are important as a primary source of revenue, so if it leaks that you got an all-around terrible show then you probably should try to make sure your studio songs are really really good (which yono dil roy has not done, it seems). not like people will buy those albums anyway! what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up? don't quit your day job! hence my 'metasnark' upthread about her selling a lot of albums.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

que?

if she dedicated the song to gwbush and spent half the performance sobbing would that affect your appreciation of the song?

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

what's funny is that DLR of all people could probably afford to go the "mystique" route and refuse to perform live

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

ln dl ry went out with george w bush?

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

but in all honesty? nope

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up?

one of the more plaintive and existential questions i've encountered lately

with a few adjustments it could make a good lyric

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

lana del rey to perform her hit song "fader blog hit adsense google stream" on saturday night live

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

I do think, and some people have been making this argument itt, that live performances today are important as a primary source of revenue, so if it leaks that you got an all-around terrible show then you probably should try to make sure your studio songs are really really good (which yono dil roy has not done, it seems). not like people will buy those albums anyway! what happens when the fader blog hit adsense google stream dries up? don't quit your day job! hence my 'metasnark' upthread about her selling a lot of albums.

― dayo, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is there ANYONE out there who can't sell tickets because despite people liking their albums because they have a rep as a lousy live act? never heard anything about Cat Power playing to an empty room (except maybe by the end of the set).

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

cat power probably sells tickets /because/ she of her horrible live show rep, not in spite of it?

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

totally going to this cat power show tonight because she might freak out and pet a squirrel

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

Ditti Amy en passim, PDoherty, etc.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

"Hey let's go to the show tonight, it might be crap wheeee!"

vs

"The records are dull, but they're always entertaining live"

vs

... um, forgot the point i was making.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yeah if you've got a fader blog post about you and you're playing in NYC you'll probably be okay. but how many artists can turn that into a consistent revenue-stream through nationwide touring? idk, I'm not an artist and most of the acts I've gone to see live, I've done so because of their reps as being really great live.

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah: Can't think of one. Unless GG Allin counts.

Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

i wasn't doing that. must i spell everything out?

Of course you weren't. You're the last person I would expect to do that.

Listen, I wasn't even paying attention to whatever point you were making! While skimming the thread, I just happened to notice a question ("what makes live shows rockist?") and decided to respond!

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yeah if you've got a fader blog post about you and you're playing in NYC you'll probably be okay. but how many artists can turn that into a consistent revenue-stream through nationwide touring? idk, I'm not an artist and most of the acts I've gone to see live, I've done so because of their reps as being really great live.

― dayo, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:28 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well yeah of course you're gonna go see people you think are good live or have heard are good live. but seriously -- a TON of popular recording acts are in some way or another objectively terrible live performers (but not in a trainwreck Cat Power type way, just lame/boring/etc.) but afaict as long as their albums are well regarded they never have to worry about selling tickets. sure, it might cost them the occasional big festival or slow down their ascent to bigger venues, but in general it seems like the "being shitty live is always bad for business" concept has its limits.

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

watched the snl performance last night. laughed my ass off. its very sweet that some people walked away feeling sympathetic or protective or whatever, but whoooo

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

whether she winds up a flash in the pan or singing the next bond theme or both, only time will tell

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah of course you're gonna go see people you think are good live or have heard are good live. but seriously -- a TON of popular recording acts are in some way or another objectively terrible live performers (but not in a trainwreck Cat Power type way, just lame/boring/etc.) but afaict as long as their albums are well regarded they never have to worry about selling tickets. sure, it might cost them the occasional big festival or slow down their ascent to bigger venues, but in general it seems like the "being shitty live is always bad for business" concept has its limits.

― some dude, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:40 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah I agree with most of this, but I don't know how many 'hit acts' these days are able to quit their day jobs because of successful live touring. and afaik jana fel dre has one good song, not one good album

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

in the UK the only way to make money by touring is by being shitty

Crackle Box, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think for me it's just her presence, which yeah would trump any sub-par vocal skills in the performance. The songs and videos and fashion shoots are all pretty successful in conveying something, but then whenever I see her live it introduces cognitive dissonance.

Also DLR doesn't need to quit her day job because her daddy is a millionaire.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

"her daddy"

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh daddy. you sooth me with your smile. you're letting me know... you're the best thing in my life. oh daddy. if i could make you see. if there's been a fool around... its got to be me. oooooh it's got to be me.

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

why are you right when i'm so wrong? (so wrong.) why am i weak when you're so strong? (so strong.) everything you do is just alright... and i can't walk away from you, baby if i tried.

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

what's funny is that DLR of all people could probably afford to go the "mystique" route

Doesn't go much further than Beckton at the moment.

Matt DC, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Was waiting for that.

questino (seandalai), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

watching all our friends fall
in and out of blackwall
this is my idea of fun
playing driver in the front carriage

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

this i more amusing now because all i think of with DLR is "david lee roth"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

This thread got interesting again.

think for me it's just her presence, which yeah would trump any sub-par vocal skills in the performance.

agree with this

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

It's weird because Video Games is by no means a technically demanding song. It's repetitive, has a small range, short phrases, no held notes, etc. It's more about atmosphere and personality than technique, and the arrangement and recorded performance already set us up to expect that sort of approach, so it would seem to be the sort of song that an unrefined singer could work with, but she still manages to mangle it.

Aside from the messy timing and pitch -- and she's not badly out of tune, she's just sloppy, sliding all around on every note as a sort of defense against having to commit to any pitch, similar to her mush-mouthed diction, and maybe this is supposed to be in service of her kind of detached, pill-popping-Hollywood-glamour affect, which I think she pulls off on the recording but misses badly onstage -- I found her breathing to be the most amateurish and distracting aspect. Some people upthread were talking about poor breath control, but to be more explicit about it, the problem is the way she keeps breathing in the middle of phrases, where she really shouldn't be. It breaks up the meaning of the lyrics, ruins any smoothness of line that she achieves with all that slurring, contributes to her loose timing, and just makes her sound unpracticed and unprepared. Part of the first chorus of the SNL performance goes like this:

I heard that you like (breath) the bad girls honey (breath) is that true?
It's better than I ever (breath) even knew
They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living (breath) if somebody
is loving you

There's a point in the second verse where she actually sings "Video (breath) games." Now being nervous can do this kind of thing, but she does the same thing to a greater or lesser extent in every live video I've seen of her, and again this is not a hard song to sing, the phrases are already short. And she doesn't even have to play an instrument.

This is stuff that any high school choir director would fix in a single session. It's weird to me because for all the marketing and grooming that's ostensibly being put into her career it seems like nobody bothered to hire a vocal coach, as though how she sounds onstage really is not a priority.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 16 January 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

this i more amusing now because all i think of with DLR is "david lee roth"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2659/3769712047_714d284449.jpg

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

i was thinking earlier of how many suggbans i could get just by posting with the display name "LDR's DSLs"

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

Eleven

St3ve otm

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

St3ve deserves the first phd in LDR tbh

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

morelike land del GAY amirite?

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

morelike DUMB BOOB amirite?

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

it's spelled gey.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ DUMB BOOB

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

merdeyeux morelike merdepost

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

the problem is the way she keeps breathing in the middle of phrases, where she really shouldn't be

unfortunately practically every modern pop/R&B singer, including the "good" ones, does this

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

think all modern pop and R&B singers should stop breathing

dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ old-skool ILX post

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

whiney could help with at least one or two

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

This entire thread I've been misreading LDR as DLR. When is SNL going to book Van Halen? Have they ever done SNL?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Beside's the Schmitt's Gay ad?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Huh, here's GE Smith w/ EVH on SNL!

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/musical-performance-eddie-van-halen/1354211

(Column on the side has a "people who watched this also watched" list, which lists ... Lana Del Ray!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't understand the hub bub about the SNL performance. To me it seemed like she was failing to convey the "gangsta Nancy Sinatra" image rather than poor singing IMO. I've seen her past performances on Youtube and this is consistent to what she does. I'm not saying it's good, but for people to complain now is kind of silly.

I think she either has to forget about the image per se and improve her performance (which would require her to actually convey showmanship) or find a way to convey to mix both showmanship and the image. If she chooses the latter, it would prove difficult since creating an image for music is seen as "fake" or "inauthentic" nowadays. Also, people are so hung up on her background which really bugs me. Rich people don't bug me unless they are affecting my paycheck. And since her or her father aren't anywhere affecting my (or anyone else's) financial situation on the Internet I just don't see the hang up on that.

I say good luck to her. I'm still going to listen to the album.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

If she chooses the latter, it would prove difficult since creating an image for music is seen as "fake" or "inauthentic" nowadays.

this is def not true. lots of artists create images for themselves. they're just competently executed. lady gaga isn't particularly 'authentic.'

Mordy, Monday, 16 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Well considering how she was first came attention through the "indie" market and the fact that her record label tried to wipe out any information about her Lizzy Grant cd caused alarm for people to scream "fake." What they should've done was acknowledge her past image and album and be more forward about the image (a la the Ziggy Stardust situation) to create a better marketing campaign. Rather than try to pretend her Lizzy Grant stuff never happened.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

And her Lizzy Grant album is exactly the same music she is doing now which puzzles me about this whole LDR thing.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't understand the hub bub about the SNL performance. To me it seemed like she was failing to convey the "gangsta Nancy Sinatra" image rather than poor singing IMO. I've seen her past performances on Youtube and this is consistent to what she does. I'm not saying it's good, but for people to complain now is kind of silly.

This is the first time I'd seen her and the second time I'd ever heard her song.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

How's the guitar practice, Dan?

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

docklands light railway

judith, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

I'd listened to "Video Games" lots, but this is the first time I'd heard her live. The disconnect was jarring.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

someone did post a video where she seemed p good. i feel like its an act that needs an old pro though. the problem w/ buzz cycles is that in this case they're demanding something that is hardly realistic.

judith, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

Makes sense that she's getting a crazy push now when music programmers are figuring out how to fill the place currently held on radio and at the mall by "Someone Like You."

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

most interesting thing about being away from ILX is coming back to find out what people have been losing their shit over for the past six months. turns out it's jocelyn wildenstein doing chris isaak covers. cool.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

I still haven't heard the studio version--this is all I'd seen/heard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOP2Yd_jpYQ

Is this one of the bad ones?

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

You can only compare the live versions with the studio version if you actually hear the studio version

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

That Jools clip considerably less lolzy, just drowsy.

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer killin it

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

orm

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, I meant otm

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

ormless

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

im glad to see contenderizer back

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

jocelyn wildenstein doing chris isaak covers

A+

polyphonic, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

This is the first time I'd seen her and the second time I'd ever heard her song.

Emphasis on "people"

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

turns out it's jocelyn wildenstein doing chris isaak covers.

Love it.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, Marianne Faithfull is no less drowsy.

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

another strong defense

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

as long as there are nice people who haven't heard much of Lana Del Rey but have certainly heard worse, there remains hope for her yet

da croupier, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

lilsoulbro surely there are more 'people' who saw her perform for the first time on SNL than people who watched every live youtube before the show

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Well I think the people who complain are the ones who keep up with music news on the internet and are aware of those NYC performance/European TV performances or seen the videos posted during her Lizzy Grant days. For people who mostly get their exposure from TV and the like of course they wouldn't know.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder, honestly!

xp

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

i guess that depends on if you're talking about people commenting on the performance itt, or on the web in general. pretty unlikely on the latter front, more likely but still not all that certain on the former.

blood jessica shirt (some dude), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

Well I can't speak for other people, but since I took a day or two to see what LDR is all about I chalked it all up on bad media campaigning on the Lizzy Grant thing and lack of performance training given to her (Do they still do that btw? For god sakes, if you spend all that money on clothes and shit they can throw a few dollars with a singing and/or performance coach).

But since most people think the music industry is a conduit to their fantasy rather a business like everything else where the product (i.e. artist/group) is successful or not of course people think LDR is the worst thing ever and represents all what is wrong with America. Meaning a pretty, rich white girl who has no talent getting media exposure. Though things are not always that clear cut.

I think she has talent but she needs to figure out how to improve

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Mrs. Redd just informed me that Brian Williams either blogged or tweeted his negative opinion of the "brooklyn hipster" under discussion in this thread. This thing has gone worldwide!

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Supposedly it was in a private e-mail to Nick Denton that Gawker, for some reason, decided to publish.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

I read that as "Brian Wilson" for a second and was puzzled.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

like i am watching Blue Jeans again and rooting for her all over again because honestly she is just VERY BIZARRE, in a way that she seems not really in control of, as if there are at least three or four separate homunculi inside her attempting to incant the charm that will release them (none of them, as DJP notes, particularly communicating with the others)

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, January 16, 2012 4:32 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

feel like this post didn't get the love it deserved

fighting growlbacks bottomless spirit pit (reddening), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

Too many posts, didn't otm

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

Xposts

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

How's the guitar practice, Dan?

I was just trying some C and E/Emin/Emin7 chords but had to stop because ow fingers

So, back to brushing up my German!

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 16 January 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

My buddy just told me that LDR is essentially Ginny the drunk bride from Sixteen Candles and I was like YESSSS

polyphonic, Monday, 16 January 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGpZdf3bwY&feature=related

this is almost not recognizable as being the same person who was so terrible on SNL; the "she was terrified" argument seems to be looking better and better

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

How's the guitar practice, Dan?

I was just trying some C and E/Emin/Emin7 chords but had to stop because ow fingers

So, back to brushing up my German!

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, January 16, 2012 5:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Fmaj can SUCK MY DICK

been practicing lately

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

haven't picked up the guitar in a while but it's good y'all are

markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

My buddy just told me that LDR is essentially Ginny the drunk bride from Sixteen Candles and I was like YESSSS

Does that make Cat Power Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club?

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

she holds the microphone like it's a dick...she cups the balls

NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

if she sucks a dick with the enthusiasm she sings it probably takes her hours to get a dude off jesus

NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

tbf he's probably playing halo while she does it

iatee, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

Why the fuck does everyone in the press need to have a god damn opinion about this chick? I dont get how whiney finds at acceptable top treat the eight rappers he heard about from me first like totally marginal unknowns but when this chick says she likes the fucking waffle zombie rapper meme it becomes a huge music writer event. Why is this crap bleeding into hip hop press? Jesus

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think there's some truth to Lex's argument (which I'm very loosely paraphrasing but I think he'd agree with the following) that probably the biggest upshot of the indie rock press broadening its focus beyond indie rock is that non-indie-rock music circles now feel more pressure to impress the indie rock press, its readers etc.

Tim F, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:01 (twelve years ago) link

It's easy to impress the indie rock press. Just show them a two-bedroom apartment.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

another upshot of indie press focus broadening is that a much broader range of music is now liable to be associated with indie culture and wrestled with in that patented love/loathe kneejerk fashion. corollary to the emergence of ostensibly non-indie music that in one way or another is seemingly targeted at or reflective of indie sensibilities.

the weekned

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:20 (twelve years ago) link

which i guess just restates lex via tim F

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:24 (twelve years ago) link

did i make that argument? i don't remember it but i agree! maybe tim is just stating it in a more coherent way as ever.

i do remember rev alluding on some thread to indie rock as aspirational for african americans, which i'd like him to expand on.

deej your annoyance here is ridiculous considering that recently you were telling me that all critics have a duty to follow the ~conversation~ and ~hyped acts~

as bloghyped acts go i think LDR is pretty interesting tbh, so i'm just gonna enjoy one of the rare times the ~conversation~ doesn't annoy me.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

"deej your annoyance here is ridiculous considering that recently you were telling me that all critics have a duty to follow the ~conversation~ and ~hyped acts~"

i've never said this u doofus, i've said you should be aware of the general framing of the discussion & how it relates to lots of other things, like relative popularity & what kinds of things people respond to in the music & etc.

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

you thinking Drake is a 'hyped act' instead of an 'insanely popular act' is pure confusion

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think they'd really be the same points anyway - rap critics and fans caring about what Lana Del Rey thinks is like politicians thinking they have to have an opinion on celebrity news.

Tim F, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

only if they specifically exclude non-rap from their remit though? is that an effect of single-genre critics rubbing along closer to generalist critics?

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

Well I mean caring about what Lana Del Rey thinks about rap.

But yes probably a lot of this is a result of the fact that all the circles of conversation are closer to one another now.

Tim F, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh i thought this was just rap critics opining on LDR in general. has anyone been talking about what she thinks about rap?! i haven't seen it. i've no idea what she thinks about rap. (i'm not asking either.)

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

but when this chick says she likes the fucking waffle zombie rapper meme it becomes a huge music writer event.

Tim F, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

what the fuck is the waffle zombie rapper meme

i'm not asking there, either

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

i suspect that the problem with people talking about...that thing is not LDR specifically

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

I suspect the venn diagram of writers who give a shit about either is basically a circle through hangover-eyes.

Tim F, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

Why is this crap bleeding into hip hop press?

The Billboard profile linked upthread notes that she's worked with hip-hop producers.

Also, you know, she's good for traffic, especially at sites that need to wring the tiniest drop of "news" out of anything crossing their transom in order to keep the post quotient high.

maura, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

basically, ayo blogger idiots

dayo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

ok we're gonna do SOPA blackout day on Wednesday, and Lana Del Rey blackout day on Thursday aight

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

raci- oh, blackOUT

nvrmind

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

basically, ayo blogger idiots

truer words, etc

maura, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

the "blogosphere" is long overdue an augean stables style cleanout imo

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

the weekned

My days feel like them.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

it worked!

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

woah

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

the internet sure is amazing about noticing when two women wear vaguely similar clothing

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

right down to the wiggy hair

La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

idgi! don't know who the person on the left is and don't see the resemblance anyway

/tuomas

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's the older sister from 16 candles
their demeanor is really similar too, it's not just that picture

La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

the internet sure is amazing about noticing when two women wear vaguely similar clothing

― some dude, martes 17 de enero de 2012 13:55 (3 minutes ago)

fauxmarc, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

at about 45 seconds in you can see her hand, and even their nails look the same
this isn't a CRITICISM or anything, just an observation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq5NSAyQEtI&feature=relmfu

La Lechera, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

wait if she really acts like that i could get into her, i should start paying attention

fauxmarc, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

I think it is an apt comparison

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

I just brought up the similarity in my office and everyone was like YES! IT'S TRUE!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

The muscle relaxants would completely explain her performing capabilities.

Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

finally the connection between this thread and the long duk dong thread revealed

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

Long Duk Del Ray

Wideo Games

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OkkR7.png

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ twins

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Maura's response.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

When was the last time you heard an upstart male star denigrated as "manufactured"?

Maura, when you wrote this had you forgotten Justin Bieber existed?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

bieber's whole thing was that he was the homegrown child prodigy who built a grassroots following on teh internet!

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

i mean sure a swag coach had to manufacture his swag, but don't all of us need a swag coach now and again

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

speak for yourself

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

the future is karmin isn't it

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

a homegrown child prodigy who can't sing a note to save his life??????

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

first response hall of fame

http://www.bimbobeautiful.com/2011/12/video-games.html

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

okay I'm sorry for this derail but WHAT THE FUCK:

While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun, a former marketing executive of So So Def, clicked on one of Bieber's 2007 videos by accident.[16] Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?"[16]

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if Brian Williams remembers when this happened:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RrLAgi_mBY

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

i mean "bieber's whole thing" in terms of the narrative of his career, not the actual quality of his horrific music

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

why would we listen to and talk about this singer when other artists exist?

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

those lips~~

omar little, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

"I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a hoedown" is still the most hilarious response to getting caught lip-synching I've ever seen

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

i think vanilli said the same thing but "do a ho down" had a differrnet meaning in that context

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

When was the last time you heard an upstart male star denigrated as "manufactured"?

This strawman lurks around every LDR conversation. I've never really read an article that went into the manufacturing of the brand and why she's a fake and all that. Which would be a nice change of pace, rather than reading about how all these articles supposedly exist somewhere. An HRO post doesn't count.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun, a former marketing executive of So So Def, clicked on one of Bieber's 2007 videos by accident.[16] Impressed, Braun tracked down the theater Bieber was performing in, located Bieber's school, and finally contacted Mallette. Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?"

Bieber's family has a real evangelical creeper vibe that seems not too far removed from the Phelps family.

Nicole, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

the funny thing is now with everyone asking "she's on a major label, why didn't they get her singing lessons or make sure she was a more confident performer before she went on national TV?" it's almost like people want her to be MORE manufactured

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

You mean manufactured better.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

well that's just because I, personally, really like her recorded output, so I figure if the label is going to insist she perform live, they invest to make her do a good job of it, so people don't see her and say "see? she sucks and you do too!". so it's just kind of a personal ego thing.

akm, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i feel that. that's why i think it's silly that it's become so much about whether the criticisms of her are all "personal attacks" or whether people are rooting for her to fail or whatever. in general, fans and non-fans alike would rather see a GOOD performance on SNL than a bad one, or at the very least expect a certain baseline of quality from a performance in that kind of big venue, so questioning why people would criticize the performance harshly just gets away from the fact that she was ostensibly doing her job and promoting what she's supposed to be good at, and it obviously just didn't work out very well.

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't expecting performers to be good live rockist, though?

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

if you're a moron who doesn't understand what the whole "rockism" thing is actually about, yeah

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

no, let's have that argument again, it was funny upthread too

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

I think 'live' and 'on TV' are two different things.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

Of course Leftsetz has to weigh in (some predictable old guy rockist ranting stuff, some less predictable for him thoughts) plus the Juliette Lewis quote

http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

SNOT

xp

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

it was live tv!

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

i sort of want to like bob lefsetz but he makes so many dimwit assumptions in every piece. everybody who posts his stuff must feel like they're really with it but he reminds me of all those right-of-center political handicappers that everyone seems to love

Ms. Black believed she truly was a star, that people cared, so she dropped out of school to continue her career

uh, i read she dropped out because she was bullied constantly.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes think the whole rockism/popism debate is some kind of class or test that I thought I successfully completed and put behind me, but due to a bureaucratic snafu there is no record of that so now I have to take it over again long after I've forgotten it. Which is I guess what the lex said upthread- lex otm!

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

he’s been inside the bubble so long that he can’t see that Ms. Rey (not her real name, of course, but what’s strange is in the Internet era Wikipedia tells us your real name!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png?1322693145

Like, it's remarkable somehow that pop stars don't use their real names? Would it blow his mind to find out who David Jones and Declan McManus are?

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

tbf, those dudes both changed their name before they had released their debuts, no? There are no Declan McManus albums floating around out there.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

In fact, the number of acts that have changed their name radically mid-career are pretty few and far between, I think. Not that it matters, really.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

plenty of people did something that didn't do so well before doing something else that did

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

Might still be some Flip City albums out there, though, with Declan M on the credits.

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

David Bowie began his career as Davy Jones and released music under that name. I imagine he's not the only one.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

baffled to hell by all this stuff about this woman's name change;
why on earth should it matter?? seriously someone explain this to me.

i'm hoping her skin falls off and turns out she were a lizard all along like Diana outta V or some shiz.

piscesx, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't really matter, but talking about if it matters or not does.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

her HAIR was different then too. it's all just very suspicious.

some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I've heard a note from this person, but if I understand correctly, it's not the name change but the fact the record label tried to bury her earlier career. It's not the crime, it's the cover-up, etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

(Also, Bowie changed his name for practical reasons).

I think this person rubs people the wrong way because she's closer to ... wasn't there a singer or author or something a couple of years back who was heralded for her preciously young age when in fact she was much older? Not so much an issue of authenticity or whatever, but the feeling that someone has pulled a fast one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

practical reasons = commercial reasons. same as LDR.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

When Romeo Blue wisely changed his name to Leonard Kravitz his career finally took off.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

*Engelbert Humperdinck waits impatiently in wings, stomps foot*

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

Not so much an issue of authenticity or whatever, but the feeling that someone has pulled a fast one.such feelings are horribly overindulged by a certain class of celebrity-watcher

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

Reminds me of the controversy surrounding Alanis Morrissette at the time of Jagged Little Pill. The "alternative" crowd were doubting her authenticity because she had done teen-pop records when she was a teen.

LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't she also on You Can't Do That on Television?

sarahell, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Come on, Bowie shared a name with an actual, existing singer. Commercial reasons? I'd call changing your name so it's not confused with the famous lead singer of the Monkees is a practical reason. It's why Sting changed his name from Reginald Dwight. Bono, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

I doubt Lou Reed's authenticity because of those Pickwick Records he did under the name Louis "Butch" Firbank.

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

if reginald dwight is taken the next logical name is definitely "Sting"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

It's my number 2, for sure.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

It's why Sting changed his name from Reginald Dwight.

lol

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

new borad description

What We Did on Our POLLidays (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Commercial reasons? I'd call changing your name so it's not confused with the famous lead singer of the Monkees is a practical reason.

And I'm saying that when you're attempting to establish a marketable artistic identity, commercial reasons = practical reasons.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

the manufactured thing is a strawman brought up by everyone else

maura, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

It's why Sting changed his name from Reginald Dwight. Bono, too.

have to admit that this is pretty amazing

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

This Lefsetz yutz isn't bemoaning the existence of her pre-LDR music or insinuating some record company jiggery-pokery. He seems to be amazed at the idea of someone performing under an assumed name *at all.* Like, "Oh ho, Ms. 'Del Rey,' I happen to have Wikipedia here PWNED." It blows my mind that an adult human being who purports to write about popular culture would write such a sentence in 2012.

I mean, I don't give a crap about her or her music, which I find boring to an unlistenable degree, but this name thing is just stupid.

(The most instructive example to me here is Y Kant Tori Read/Tori Amos. Or that shrieking Irish chick who was on American Idol a few seasons ago.)

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

the whole lefsetz steez is "the industry is terrified and not innovative and bad at fairly selling customers what they want..." (fair enough) "...which is more classic authentic music like ryan adams!" (uh)

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

Leftsetz shouldn't gripe. His real name is Greil Marcus and he had to change it to 'Bob Lefsetz'. Which, of course, is understandable.

I read that on Wikipedia, by the way.

Frozen_Warnings, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

very good call on Y Kant Tori Read.

piscesx, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

saying ppl don't like lana's snl performance bc of sexism is wtf.

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

saying ppl don't like lana's snl performance bc of sexism is wtf.

i think the sexism thing is bigger than just that. women artists get clobbered especially fucking harshly compared to men, as a general rule. men receive criticism and maybe a mild amount of snark (unless they're effeminate/non-manly/prissy/pretty-boy in some way, then the anvil really comes down). lots of artists "suck" -- no matter what their gender. but i always notice the *way* the criticism is delivered. with women, there's an element of shaming and bullying and "oh, go cry about it, little girl" that, like i said, men don't get unless there's something in the mix that questions their masculinity.

m white btw (get bent), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

male artists get dismissed all the time for all kinds of reasons, sometimes even for being hyper-masculine parodies of themselves (see large number of rock/metal bands)

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

or frat bands, nickelback, pantera, dmb, sublime, etc - for reasons having nothing to do w/ being non-manly/pretty-boys

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

xxp but of course men will read that and say it's bullshit. they're the default sex; they've never really *needed* to think about any of this as a means to their own survival.

m white btw (get bent), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

mordy come on

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

mordy, what does it say that i can't tell you what 99.9 percent of those artists look like but ldr's fucking LIP is a topic of constant discussion? hint: it means that because they're guys, they're allowed to make shitty music and have their looks still be free from dissection.

m white btw (get bent), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

look, i'm not saying that you can totally disentangle criticism of LDR from her gender, and part of that is bc she so heavily genders herself in her own music (partic as the female-gazed-subject figure in video games). but there are legitimate criticisms of her technique, charisma, presentation of self, and condemning them all bc "sexism" is a really intellectually lazy way of defending her. i don't even know why we need to defend her. maybe bc to some ppl she seems like she needs to be protected bc her act can suggest that she's vulnerable?

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

and it's not as if guys who get tattoos and piercings all over their bodies AREN'T as narcissistic as women who do more conventional stuff to change their image.

m white btw (get bent), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

but there are legitimate criticisms of her technique, charisma, presentation of self, and condemning them all bc "sexism" is a really intellectually lazy way of defending her

i'm not defending her. all i'm saying is: criticism of such things is fine, but it depends how you put it across, because words do matter. that's where sexism can come in.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

some ppl who criticized her might have used sexist language, or used criticisms embedded in sexist ideology. sure.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

that's what i'm getting at.

i had to stop reading HRO, which i otherwise enjoyed, because he was especially cruel/mocking towards women, and it just wouldn't stop. even with the arcade fire, who i don't care about -- win was always portrayed as being regine's pussywhipped little ball and chain. ugh.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

HRO is fuckin tedious imo and faintly depressing to me for reasons i can't quite elucidate.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like i've seen plenty of males artists who are awkward and a mess of nerves onstage but they don't get the cat power/LDR treatment.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

re: get bent on sexism

That's certainly true in general, but I don't know that it has much specific relevance WR2 the overall tone of harsh negativity in responses occasioned by LDR's SNL performance. I mean, I'm sure that many of those responses were delivered in brutally sexist language (at least on the internet), because that's how people are (especially on the internet), but I suspect that the overall negativity-level is more a product of genuine awfulness than of gender. Cuz that performance really was awful.

Then again, we'd have to find a comparably hyped and unknown new male artist who recently delivered a comparably horrid "pleased to meet you" live performance to make a meaningful comparison. The only close comparison I can think of is Salem's 2010 Fader Fort performance, and maybe that makes your case more than mine (female member, queerness).

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't understand why LDR's lips are part of the discourse at all, everybody has lips. it's gross and makes me think of ed gein

I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

everybody has lips. it's gross

Agreed!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like i've seen plenty of males artists who are awkward and a mess of nerves onstage but they don't get the cat power/LDR treatment.

lol you mean like the wavves guy

“How you like that, Mr. Hitler!” (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't understand why LDR's lips are part of the discourse at all

maybe it's part of what courtney love once referred to as "and she's not even pretty" syndrome.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

not to open the courtney love can of worms here.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

It's not so much the treatment of any one particular female artist but the disparity with which this stuff happens vis a vis male artists.

There's an... intimacy to the criticism a lot of the time, as if the writer is describing a one night stand to his friends the next day.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like i've seen plenty of males artists who are awkward and a mess of nerves onstage but they don't get the cat power/LDR treatment.

― omar little, Tuesday, January 17, 2012 4:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cat power and elliott smith were coming up at the same time, and i remember reading/hearing exactly the same complaints about the stage presence of both.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

elliot smith was "intimate" and "personal"

rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

why does everyone focus on courtney love's worms

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

in a certain way sexism is all over this incident. we have an artist whose entire act is either enacting particular sexist tropes about female passivity, male domination, a whole dynamic of neglect + pining, or at the very least problematizing + dialoguing that it. she records one single that that gets her a lot of attention. i'm not going to pretend that my love of that single has nothing to do w/ gender + sex. i found her performance in that video really sexy, i found her vocal performance really arresting, and titillating. that's often going on w/ music of both genders. partially due to the attention she got from that video (a video that was itself sexually problematic, and attention that was certainly sexualized) she was given an incredibly rare opportunity for such an inexperienced artist -- playing on SNL.

now we have a notably terrible performance from that artist. part of what made the performance terrible is what i wrote about in a post above: that instead of seeming confident, in control, savvy she came off as amateurish, naive, overwhelmed. part of the problem is that instead of being sexy she was almost childish. so it's not like sex + gender aren't appropriate here. but i think calling criticism here 'sexism' without explicating exactly how sex fits into the whole thing, is just an intellectual duck.

then on top of it, there are actual technical stuff about her performance that were imperfect. but yes, if she were someone else, maybe someone who had different dynamics in her song, or someone coming w/ a wider range of material + tropes, the reaction would be much different. but this reaction has as much to do with how she was marketed upfront.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, I don't give a crap about her or her music, which I find boring to an unlistenable degree,

lol interesting thread to jump in on then

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

also, i remember reading a lot of criticism of Axl Rose's erratic, terrible + truncated performances during a recent tour

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

re: Tim F

agree completely that responses to female artists are often stunningly sexist, even when they're positive. i'm only arguing that the general negativity of responses to that SNL performance probably isn't a product of sexism in and of itself.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

elliot smith was "intimate" and "personal"

― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 4:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well, that's the thing. more cartoonishly masculine rock and pop acts (take AC/DC as an extreme example) don't cultivate the illusion of intimacy in their music or performance. therefore, it's perhaps understandable that they aren't criticized from a position of implied intimacy.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

not intimacy, just sex.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

dashboard confessional, bright eyes + other emo performers who did intimate performances often got mocked.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

that says a lot about audiences. "haha you let your guard down... faggot."

that's some leftover junior high school shit.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

but i think calling criticism here 'sexism' without explicating exactly how sex fits into the whole thing, is just an intellectual duck.

I don't think anyone would disagree with your basic point ^^^^ mordy. But that's because using the s word without explication is likely to be an intellectual duck in almost any context.

Also while it's incontravertible that LDR plays with sex and gender, it's a lot harder for female artists to avoid being framed in these terms, even if the frame is "rejection of x".

e.g. Ani DiFranco arguably could be the anti LDR in this regard but still gets (or used to get) talked about in terms that seemed to be underscored by the considerations "would I sleep with her? would she sleep with me?" So while LDR sets up certain expectations that she likely will be punished for not fulfilling, I don't think she has the option of not playing the game. And I think it'd be useful for people to keep this in mind before justifying any and all criticisms (and forms of criticism) on the basis that "she asked for it."

Not that I really think anyone in this thread is wanting to do that, but I don't see this as an either/or game.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

ime 'edgy' or 'new' music aesthetically privilages hypermasculinity, "feminine vulnerable" and all manner of genderfuckery from male performers. it's a big tent. but it really can't deal on a nuanced scale with anything more complicated than virgin/whore/virgin-whore from female performers.not to say that the performers themselves aren't capable of more fine-toothed sexualities, but rather that but that the criticism and discussion of female performers who "engage" (heavy scare quotes) with their sexuality is often kind of flat and stereotyped/stereotyping, at least in popular discussion.

rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure about that. it might seem that way bc we're commenting on a ldr thread but i can think of many many female artists working in popular music + in more niche genres who are able to do things that are much more nuanced. idk if i have a lot more to say about this, but i will say that Kathleen Edwards is performing on Dave Letterman tnite and as i think she's one of the most amazing musical artists making music today i highly recommend everyone check her out.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

exactly, tim f. "playing with" sex and gender isn't necessarily the same as "painting herself into a corner with being intimate/vulnerable/a damsel in distress." i listen to an ldr song like "you can be the boss" and i hear her as the one in control, the one who's kinda making fun of the guy with malt liquor on his breath. she'll fuck him anyway. because people in "control" get to make that choice. cue janet jackson.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

"it's you / it's you / it's all for you. / everything i do."

i haven't heard "you can be the boss." i really only know the video games song very well. but that song does paint her into that corner imho.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

I'm in his favorite sun dress
Watching me get undressed
Take that body downtown

I say you the bestest
Lean in for a big kiss
Put his favorite perfume on

The whole song really depicts her as an object of male/listener attraction - explicitly so. The clothing she wears is "his favorite sun dress." She is being watched as she strips down naked. She sings his praises, her very smell is what he wants from her.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

The line between that song being a critique of that kind of relationship, and just being that kind of relationship, is how in control of the message she appears to be. When she doesn't seem in control, it's not a surprise that ppl begin to read it as literal.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure Kathleen Edwards is appropriate here. How are they worth comparison -- they're both women?

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

i really only know the video games song very well. but that song does paint her into that corner imho.

I was shocked to see a recent picture of Meryl Streep and discover that her transformation into Margaret Thatcher wasn't permanent. Talk about pulling a fast one.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

women today are so empowered to choose whatever asshole they want to fuck

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

Is there a male equivalent of "ingenue?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

xxxp well, we're discussing whether all female performers are forced into this particular system of evaluation. so i was thinking about female performers i care a lot about right now + she is at the top of the list. i remembered she was performing on tv tnite and took the opportunity to advertise for her.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

ime 'edgy' or 'new' music aesthetically privilages hypermasculinity, "feminine vulnerable" and all manner of genderfuckery from male performers. it's a big tent. but it really can't deal on a nuanced scale with anything more complicated than virgin/whore/virgin-whore from female performers.Is that really true? I'd say that rock allows a fair amount of gender fluidity and experimentation from male performers and less (but still some) from females. "New music" allowed a bit of room for the likes of Ani di Franco, PJ Harvey, Bikini Kill, Tuneyards, etc., at least in indierock circles. Still, I can't deny that males get a LOT more privilege in this regard.

Thing is, hip-hop and country (and pop, too, more often than not) are extremely rigid in terms of the gender roles they assign to both men and women. So it's not like there's a single set of rules. It changes a great deal relative to genre and audience.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

Tim -- I'd point you to the post I made directly above yours. Meryl Streep is always in control of her performance.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

I will say that Kathleen Edwards' gender is totally ancillary to her music. Her musical lineage is, for lack of a better word, rockist, which is to say, the "authentic" antithesis of the packaged performer. Whether one cares or not is a different matter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

xp: but it's a *performance*. and there are others, and they're not all the same.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost - Even a bad, uncontrolled performance is not a literal one. If anything, the reverse is more likely to be true: a well-executed performance of a role erases the conventional hallmarks of performance such that it is more likely to feel "real". A poor performance of critique will is more likely to resemble unconvincing mockery than actual literalism.

IMO the SNL peformance, however bad it was (and I agree it was bad), does not give rise to any reasonable basis on which to assume "Video Games" is literal.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

you know what i think makes an interesting comparison? "he hit me (and it felt like a kiss)" it's a tremendous song imo, but part of what really makes it amazing is that it's unclear what level of sincerity or mimesis it is operating on. i think there's a similar thing here and in the music video she seems to have a lot more distance from it (tho still razor thin i'd say -- unlike a track that was obviously explicitly about how being a passive love object is terrible). her snl performance made it sound much more unclear. maybe. i mean, i didn't walk away from her snl performance and say, "oh wow, ldr actually believes that her persona in that song is a good thing." but i did walk away feeling like i had just seen someone who embodies that song in ways that were... idk, uncomfortable?

u know, maybe i'm entirely wrong. i'm kinda talking myself into liking the performance. the way she sang that song was kinda a perfect way to sing that particular song.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

women today are so empowered to choose whatever asshole they want to fuck

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 4:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

boom

thing is, when a female artist is presenting herself, generally speaking, in strongly sexualized terms, it may be slightly disingenuous to equate her repeated embodiment of a self-negating and powerless form of erotic desperation with empowered gendered play.

that is, mordy's description of her appeal OTM (at least where a straight male audience is concerned):

we have an artist whose entire act is either enacting particular sexist tropes about female passivity, male domination, a whole dynamic of neglect + pining, or at the very least problematizing + dialoguing that it. she records one single that that gets her a lot of attention. i'm not going to pretend that my love of that single has nothing to do w/ gender + sex. i found her performance in that video really sexy, i found her vocal performance really arresting, and titillating.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

the way she sang that song was kinda a perfect way to sing that particular song.

except no. to make anything interesting out of that kind of literalization, she'd have to be dripping pig blood, carrie-style (or i dunno, something like that). just being bad isn't interesting.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

Number 7 in Pazz/Jop

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

I feel with "Video Games" it's not so much that it can't be taken literally, more that it can't be taken only as literal - the sense I get is that LDR-the-performer wants you to believe this is real while LDR-the-author wants you to know how screwed up it is. The trick is how these two competing roles are perfectly balanced and also impossible to disentangle - in particular, in that the performance creates the text (in fact a lot of the "text" component could actuall be described as "context" or at least "frame", like an artist reframing found objects in an installation).

I think often the "problem" with live performances in this regard is how the variability of the performance is foregrounded over the text, such that it unbalances the relationship in favour of the former.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting, totally different take by Tom E in his P&J essay:

"For me—and there are kinder, just as convincing interpretations—the singer in "Video Games" is a solipsist, casting herself as a master manipulator and her lazy, drifty relationship as a great love. So I hear a record about fakery and self-projection, which is more timely than how "authentic" the woman who made it is."

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

the sense I get is that LDR-the-performer wants you to believe this is real while LDR-the-author wants you to know how screwed up it is.

I don't know how you can possibly parse this kind of dichotomy in a productive way but fwiw, I'm not convinced that is true.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

i understand why you would read it that way. she repeats video games over and over (and it's the title of the song). that seems to code culturally as a guy that is immature, neglectful, etc, so a critical voice interpolating and making the critique explicit through repetition.

but i think there's an equally valid interpretation that she reads this as a moment of intimacy. "and you say get over here / and play a video game" could be read as an invitation to join him (i don't get a sense of explicit rejection by the video game player), and i think that reading makes even more sense syntactical sense than the alternative. "go play a video game," doesn't have an obvious negative interpretation. "this is my idea of fun / playing video games" - actually equates her own agency + enjoyment with playing video games. i don't even see the other way of reading that line -- that her idea of fun (watching friends fall in and out of Old Pauls) is just as alienating and passive as watching her boyfriend play video games? maybe...

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

Perhaps replace "LDR-the-performer" with "LDR-the-character". I feel that the character "means it" as much as a character in a book or a tv show or film does.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

no, i understood what you meant. i'm just pushing against the notion that there's necessarily a critical voice w/ more distance than the character

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

there's of course our own critical voice as listeners + i do believe texts include multiple levels of meaning (cf. Derrida)

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

just being bad isn't interesting.

But she wasn't "just bad." She was human, which WAS interesting imo.

timellison, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

more that it can't be taken only as literal - the sense I get is that LDR-the-performer wants you to believe this is real while LDR-the-author wants you to know how screwed up it is.
i would agree if i didn't think LDR was attempting to arouse explicitly sexual interest. thing is, genuine erotic allure generally doesn't allow for that kind of ambiguity. regardless of whatever art-games the author might be playing, the core of the "sexy" must read as 100% real in order to function properly. in LDR's case, the erotic appeal is inextricable from the desperation and self-negation. the fact that the desperate self-negation is implicitly criticized doesn't mitigate the fact that it's all-important sexiness is played completely straight.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a big fan of "lady in satan" -- i don't think ldr's performance here was nearly as good as that album, really, but i can see ways in which it achieves a kind of beauty that i also hear in lady in satan.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer re 'dripping pig-blood carrie style' i dunno if you were actually referring to it or not but in case not; here's one of the photos from Q mag's latest issue!
http://www.theprophetblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Lana-Del-Rey-Q-Magazine-Carrie-2.jpg

piscesx, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

It's not so much playing video games that has a negative interpretation as:

"I tell you all the time: heaven is a place on earth where you tell me all the things you wanna do."

This line is too revealing, I think, not to imply the critical voice.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

edit that last post variously: is = are, it's = its, etc.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

contenderizer re 'dripping pig-blood carrie style' i dunno if you were actually referring to it or not but in case not; here's one of the photos from Q mag's latest issue!

DAMN! no, i pulled that out of the air. holy shit.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

i would agree if i didn't think LDR was attempting to arouse explicitly sexual interest. thing is, genuine erotic allure generally doesn't allow for that kind of ambiguity. regardless of whatever art-games the author might be playing, the core of the "sexy" must read as 100% real in order to function properly.

This proposition strikes me as both unfounded and incorrect.

IME such ambiguity generates erotic allure.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

In fact a lot of romantic and/or sexual yearning is built around the ultimate unknowability of the object's feelings and intentions, whereas transparency encourages familiarity which encourages boredom.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno. if vulnerability is sexy, then any erotica appeal based on vulnerability must seem "real" in some sense in order to generate the frisson. and if ambiguity is the point of appeal, then the ambiguity must seem real. if it's intelligence, then the intelligence must seem real, etc.

and maybe "real" is the wrong word. maybe i just mean that the siren song must be erotically convincing on some level. i'd argue that, as erotica, on a strictly sexual level, the battered desperation of the narrator of "video games" is and is supposed to be erotically convincing.

maybe i'm wrong though.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

Number 7 in Pazz/Jop

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:14 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kinda fun to have that announced the day everyone's running "critics EVISCERATE lana del rey" headlines

Reginald "Bono" Dwight (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

1st "erotica" = "erotic"

*sigh*

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

"I tell you all the time: heaven is a place on earth where you tell me all the things you wanna do."

seems very sincere to me actually! where are you reading critical distance into this line?

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

it reminds me of the scene in High Fidelity where the ex complains to John Cusack that he never talks about what he wants to do + his future anymore

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

anyway, "carrie" would have been a much better SNL look than "whooping cough"

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno. if vulnerability is sexy, then any erotica appeal based on vulnerability must seem "real" in some sense in order to generate the frisson. and if ambiguity is the point of appeal, then the ambiguity must seem real. if it's intelligence, then the intelligence must seem real, etc.

and maybe "real" is the wrong word. maybe i just mean that the siren song must be erotically convincing on some level. i'd argue that, as erotica, on a strictly sexual level, the battered desperation of the narrator of "video games" is and is supposed to be erotically convincing.

I think you're applying a fairly rigid framework for the operation of desire here.

Vulnerability isn't sexy as some kind of standalone concept such that the more purely it is presented the more enticing it is. The things we find erotic are always performances or articulations, weaving together a host of ideas and resemblances and implications and relationships and assumptions (on the part of the audience).

To determine objectively whether something was "erotically convincing" you'd need to exhaustively define that articulation first.

But I think that one of the things that can result in a performance seeming erotically charged is how it can exceed or go beyond the concepts which the observer brings to the table, and refuses to be limited by them (apologies for the psuedo-lacan). So an observer not really knowing how to box LDR's performance strikes me as being as capable as generating desire as the observer being able to box it squarely and neatly as "vulnerable".

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

agree with all that, but i'm not trying to prove my case objectively and don't think anything would be served by an exhaustive attempt to define terms and frame my argument. perhaps i am applying a rather "rigid" framework to the operation of desire, but i'm speaking more in general terms than trying to account for all cases and variations. in general, i do believe that erotic offerings must be erotically convincing on their own terms in order to "work". and i do believe that the core of LDR's erotic offering in "video games" is desperate self-negation. i don't find any fault in this, but i am a bit suspicious of attempts to excuse or deny it.

it seems to me that the best counterargument to mordy's point isn't that LDR's self-abasement is distanced gender play, but rather that we're often far too quick to pass simplistic political judgement on eroticized female submissiveness.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

morelike lana del GAY amirite????

HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

no idea why i'm getting into this but...

i don't get how you could possibly watch the video for "video games" and not see ambiguity and critical distance. after reading the first wave of responses to the video and watching it i was surprised at how much was made of her character's attitude towards her video game-playing boyfriend (which to me seemed intentionally vague and somewhat beside the point,) and how little was made of the double meaning of the song title, which if you watch the video, seems pretty obviously to be about her put-on persona and performing for the camera, she's playing video games. the emphasis on cameras in the video, the footage of sunset strip, the way her look and sound quote cliches of past pop starlets, it reeks of irony and self-consciousness. btw, you can't accuse me of giving her too much credit w/o exposing yourself as a misogynist. so yeah, i think i agree with tom e's take on it.

ps: this has no bearing on her snl performance which was definitely bad and not intentionally vulnerable or w/e.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

omg that double meaning doesn't exist get out of here

iatee, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

idk, maybe it's too pat, but its what i thought when i first saw the video

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

video games = games you play with video? cute.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

agree with everything karl just said. my point isn't that she lacks complexity as an artist, but rather that the erotic offering she very clearly and intentionally projects (both musically and in the "video games" video) is not similarly complex. it's quite simple, and it leans in a simple way on vulnerability and need.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

even though that song is simple i do think it would be hard to sing live on t.v. unless you are REALLY good at performing live cuz its kinda like singing a capella. you have to captivate. when i hear the studio stuff by her i always wish someone who could sing was singing the songs. cuz the songs are catchy and compelling, and the right person could do them justice. someone who can really sing should cover video games immediately. someone more soulful.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

i think you just disagreed w/ everything he said? xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not disagreeing, i'm distinguishing between different levels in the functioning of artistic personas.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, is there any way that the voice, persona or video clearly intend to read as "not sexy"?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

are the narrator's vulnerability and desperation ever clearly questioned, subverted or made to seem less than erotically alluring?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

The singer also revealed that she was "trying to look smart and well turned-out, rather than 'sexy' [in the music video]. Of course I wanted to look good, but 'smart' was the primary focus."[3]

^^^ this is kind of hilarious to me and feels like her whole thing in a nutshell

Reginald "Bono" Dwight (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

I assume that by now Griel Marcus has compared this song to Betty's audition in Mulholland Drive.

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

kinda feel like she could work on the sexy thing along with the singing thing. if sexy is what she is aiming for. she does pitiful pretty good. and pouty. and she definitely has model looks, so, i'm sure with a good acting/singing/sexy coach she'll be the whole package in no time.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

"I tell you all the time: heaven is a place on earth where you tell me all the things you wanna do."

huh, i heard it as "with" not "where" -- not a huge difference, admittedly

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's definitely "heaven is a place on earth with you"

horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

sorry if i haven't read the entire thread, but, have we discussed that the bf in this song seems kinda lame?

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

are the narrator's vulnerability and desperation ever clearly questioned, subverted or made to seem less than erotically alluring?

Sorry contenderizer, I just don't understand why you think critical distance = "made to seem less than erotically alluring."

Running with the Lynch reference, I would compare the narrator of the song to the two female leads in the first half of Mulholland Drive - clearly "not real" fantasies that are also deeply alluring, and moreover, alluring as fantasies, as something that not only "is not" but also "cannot be".

it's definitely "heaven is a place on earth with you"

this slightly weakens my position, I'll admit, but not enough to make me retreat from it.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh i don't have a dog in this discussion i was just being a lyrics pedant

horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

the lyric that Tim heard is a better lyric, but that's not what it actually says. horseshoe otm

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

I often find myself mentally improving songs in this way.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

Probably a Belinda Carlisle ref.

Mark, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

Belinda seemed to have more lively and interesting bf's

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

i assumed it was a belinda carlisle reference, too. i don't really get the song.

horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

I just don't understand why you think critical distance = "made to seem less than erotically alluring."

i don't! i assume LDR knows exactly what she's playing with and that the song is delivered in character. i recognize and appreciate the sophistication of the whole. i'm only talking about the use and quality of eroticism as part of the surface appeal. on that level, the performance and video strike me as quite simple. would compare the seductive aspects to mazzy star and lynch's "dark" heroines.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

the sense I get is that LDR-the-performer wants you to believe this is real while LDR-the-author wants you to know how screwed up it is

yeah this is definitely what i think, which is why all the arguments along the lines of "lana del rey is reinforcing unhelpful gender stereotypes and setting a Bad Example to young women" were so reductive. it's a great song because it conveys how much the narrator wants to believe in the relationship, to the extent that she's prepared to play a submissive or helpless role, while also conveying that the situation is fucked up.

i read the double meaning of "video games" as relating to the general out-of-body feeling of the song, as though she's seeing herself inhabit this role but despite that awareness is unable to snap herself out of it - kind of like she's unable to control her character in a video game.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^

Lex speaks truth.

half-baked idea alert: I don't like invoking this kind of thing but I suspect that this aspect of the song would make intuitive sense to a lot of gay people.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

w/r/t sexiness, it's obvious to me that the submissiveness/passivity/helplessness that del rey plays in the song goes hand in hand with a certain idea of sexiness, and the song makes it quite clear that it's just an idea of sexiness, one that's as helpful to the narrator as the passive helplessness. whether the listener actually finds it sexy is neither here nor there.

memo to str8 dudes: just because a female performer sings and performs ideas of sexiness in her work does not mean that "does this give me a boner" should be your litmus test of whether she's any good as an artist. it's not about YOU.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

(memo to str8 women: "does this give the annoying bros in my life a boner" is also not a good litmus test.)

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link

I keep expecting her to break into U2's "With or without you"

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

Memo to gay dudes: be less smug

Matt DC, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

i do remember rev alluding on some thread to indie rock as aspirational for african americans, which i'd like him to expand on.

― irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:23 (Yesterday) Permalink

i think i brought this up actually & he tied it more specifically to african americans, but it was about how 'aston martin music''s chorus was kinda funny to me b/c chrisette michelle associates the yeah yeah yeahs with ... aston martin driving. where i associate it w/ dirty basement parties from college with cheap beer & etc.

I think there's a really interesting essay to be made about how the performance of taste is often about aspirational living

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:29 (twelve years ago) link

solange knowles. blipsters. kanye's fashion sense.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

Memo to gay dudes: be less smug

haha, was gonna say: gay dudes are actually the worst when it comes to confusing their erections with good taste.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

I just watched the video for the first time, which is also the first time I've heard a note from this person. Seems OK to me. The erotic component seems pretty minor to me in this case. She's got this world weary stance that makes it sound like she's been through the (relationship?) ringer. She's wounded, which most people don't find ... sexy.

Also, I haven't seen the SNL performance, but this really doesn't sound like any sort of difficult, balancing act sort of song to pull off live, unless you can't sing.

Speaking of Kathleen Edwards, I kept thinking of "Hockey Skates" for some reason! Dunno why.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

Do you mean the ones go to circuit parties or the ones who go to pride marches xp

Dancin with Mr. D__ (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Both?

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

That's a very-much overlapping venn diagram in any event i would have thought.

Tim F, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

I think there's a really interesting essay to be made about how the performance of taste is often about aspirational living

very fucking otm dude for real

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

not only would it make an interesting essay but it already has!

http://www.amazon.com/Distinction-Social-Critique-Judgement-Introductions/dp/0674212770

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, I just started reading Distinction, knowingly only the condensed version via critics like Carl Wilson.

xp Verging-on-sycophantic agreement with Tim. Not just about the first-half-of-Mulholland-Drive comparison, which I wrote about during an EOY discussion but the importance of persona. One thing people who "expose" her Lizzy Grant past ignore is how blatantly she foregrounds the LDR character - her debut is called Lana Del Rey (AKA Lizzy Grant). That's not hiding anything. And in Q she compares the LDR character to an art project. A very consistent one too, at least on record (on SNL the gap between the person and the persona yawned dangerously wide). In almost every song I've heard she remains sexually passive, hung up on bad boys, and only in National Anthem is there a suggestion that she's using this to manipulate a man, but then that song is so jaundiced about sex, money and celebrity that it's hardly empowering. Much though I agree with Maura that there's a misogynist streak to some of the attacks on her (notably HRO), I can see feminists getting just as angry with her. How much she can get away with by saying LDR is just a character with retrograde sexual politics I'm not sure.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are really thinking about this! LDR close readings! i had no idea...

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

still think an acting coach could really help her out.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

Slightly OT but I think it's a bad idea to use HRO to attack critics of any type. Its whole raison d'etre is to be inappropriate + irreverent.

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

her debut is called Lana Del Rey (AKA Lizzy Grant).

rly? :( if so

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

not only would it make an interesting essay but it already has!

http://www.amazon.com/Distinction-Social-Critique-Judgement-Introductions/dp/0674212770

I want you to know that I really did say "wow, I should read that" unironically to myself when I saw this

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

xp By which I mean the 2009 debut that nobody heard at the time, not the new one, which is called Born to Die.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I managed to find a zip. not sure if it actually existed, ever, as a CD release.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I would care a lot more about her if her songs were all covers of tracks off of Ready To Die

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

'w/r/t sexiness, it's obvious to me that the submissiveness/passivity/helplessness that del rey plays in the song goes hand in hand with a certain idea of sexiness, and the song makes it quite clear that it's just an idea of sexiness, one that's as helpful to the narrator as the passive helplessness. whether the listener actually finds it sexy is neither here nor there.'

this is kind of the central thing about 'off to the races', I think.

akm, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

whatshername from mad men should make a record. don draper's wife. she'd be better at it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

LDR should arrange to get into a car accident while on pills + wearing an evening gown w/ a toy dog in her purse, it would help with the authenticity thing

the boy with the gorn at his side (Edward III), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

whatshername from mad men should make a record. don draper's wife. she'd be better at it.

― scott seward, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:51 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is a good call, especially since January Jones is basically the only person to do worse on the SNL stage than LDR the last couple years

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

is that her name? that's a great name. she doesn't even have to change it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if the lex has ever heard this song? still makes me swoon...*sigh*. bums me out too. in a good way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgkw47HLxH8&feature=related

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

memo to str8 dudes: just because a female performer sings and performs ideas of sexiness in her work does not mean that "does this give me a boner" should be your litmus test of whether she's any good as an artist. it's not about YOU.

― irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, January 18, 2012 3:01 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ffs, "be less smug" indeed. i don't think that either LDR or "video games" is particularly sexy. that passive, needy, "wounded bird" thing has never done much for me, personally. it is, however, a very common form of erotic appeal. i think that we can easily recognize it even if we don't feel it. as a comparison, i recognize the erotic appeal embodied in sting's music, persona and imagery despite the fact that it doesn't arouse me in the least.

we can't ever know an artist's underlying intent with perfect accuracy, but we can observe the ways in which familiar devices are employed in their work and draw general conclusions. i'm simply saying that i see in LDR's songs and videos the attempt to construct a persona with a particular erotic/romantic appeal. consciously or unconsciously, gay or straight, male or female, most pop stars attempt something similar. the nature of the constructed appeal, of course, differs radically from individual to individual.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

half-baked idea alert: I don't like invoking this kind of thing but I suspect that this aspect of the song would make intuitive sense to a lot of gay people.

― Tim F, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:57 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

point taken, but the helpless, role-bound angle is very obvious, and i suspect that it makes intuitive (and direct) sense to all sorts of people.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

So one should not judge her on the merit of actually performing a song well, this is a pop world and she is a pop singer and we need to judge her on image. So when I see a comment saying "at least she was hot" or something, it seems to me like looking past her shortcomings to support the image she's selling. Which is a sexpot.

i see in LDR's songs and videos the attempt to construct a persona with a particular erotic/romantic appeal

This i agree w 100%. And by disregarding the 'rockist' performance aspect of it all, really the only way to appreciate her live appearances is as a visual object. I'm not saying it's not sexist to do so, but if the artist is relying so heavily on her visual representation it shouldn't be a surprise that it comes up.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

So one should not judge her on the merit of actually performing a song well, this is a pop world and she is a pop singer and we need to judge her on image.

this is just flat-out insane

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

again, if performing on a high profile show wasn't apparently a more central piece of her label's promotional plan for her at the moment than getting the song on the radio or the video on TV, this would be a moot point. there's no reason she had to make an SNL performance her first exposure to a large chunk of America, other than that they apparently got the opportunity and couldn't say no.

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

this is just flat-out insane

yeah, got to agree (sorry, bruneau). i'm not saying that image construction trumps other aspects of a pop star's public offering, just that it does figure in somewhere and is reasonable to consider. frankly, i think that all people do this, not just pop stars. we all craft public personas, and most of us would like to be seen as sexy in some sense or other.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't image is a significant part of LDR's appeal though? If the live aspect is to be disregarded then what other aspects of her public offering should we be considering when viewing a performance such as the SNL?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

best strategy relative to the SNL performance is to view another channel

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

xp By which I mean the 2009 debut that nobody heard at the time, not the new one, which is called Born to Die.

― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:44 (8 hours ago)

ah yeah as Mark says, this really looks like at best a publishing demo, the cover more like a comp someone on t'interweb's made of some old unreleased or barely-released tracks recently, not an actual release she put out.

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

the sexist machinations in the gen shaming rhetoric around this go way past subtleties like "overt" and "obvious."

also this post:

in a certain way sexism is all over this incident. we have an artist whose entire act is either enacting particular sexist tropes about female passivity, male domination, a whole dynamic of neglect + pining, or at the very least problematizing + dialoguing that it. she records one single that that gets her a lot of attention. i'm not going to pretend that my love of that single has nothing to do w/ gender + sex. i found her performance in that video really sexy, i found her vocal performance really arresting, and titillating. that's often going on w/ music of both genders. partially due to the attention she got from that video (a video that was itself sexually problematic, and attention that was certainly sexualized) she was given an incredibly rare opportunity for such an inexperienced artist -- playing on SNL.

now we have a notably terrible performance from that artist. part of what made the performance terrible is what i wrote about in a post above: that instead of seeming confident, in control, savvy she came off as amateurish, naive, overwhelmed. part of the problem is that instead of being sexy she was almost childish. so it's not like sex + gender aren't appropriate here. but i think calling criticism here 'sexism' without explicating exactly how sex fits into the whole thing, is just an intellectual duck.

then on top of it, there are actual technical stuff about her performance that were imperfect. but yes, if she were someone else, maybe someone who had different dynamics in her song, or someone coming w/ a wider range of material + tropes, the reaction would be much different. but this reaction has as much to do with how she was marketed upfront.

― Mordy, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

p much reads like "what did you expect dressing like that?"

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

what if she were on tv naked? would he be allowed to find her sexy then, it would it still be sexism.

iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

like at least a small part of you has to know how bullshitty that sounds

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's kinda long...but fairly articulate! i mean, there was thought involved. like, lots of thought.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sorry but you used a statement typically used after a girl gets raped w/r/t mordy finding someone on tv attractive

iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

i agree with the main premise. or one of the main premises. she isn't really well-rounded enough to pull off what she's trying to pull off. and i agree with the childish aspect too. its like a kid playing dress-up. not an adult inhabiting a role. fiona apple was actually much more successful at this! for better or worse.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcOKUWJZyak

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

her saving grace is: catchy tunes and decent production in the studio. or suitably atmospheric production anyway. she reminds me of every triphopper that wasn't portishead or massive attack. they've got the spirit, but lose the feeling. inmyveryhumbleopinion.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

like at least a small part of you has to know how bullshitty that sounds

tbf, equating "i found her sexy because she was dressed sexy" with "she deserved to be raped because she was dressed sexy" also sounds a little bullshitty

the objectionable part of the latter statement isn't the suggestion that certain modes of dress are sexy.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

the argument is pretty much that her failing to deliver on her "sexy image" justifies for the harsh backlash. a backlash that has a particular character to it, not one that you ever really see guys getting subjected to, not that there are no examples of guys being slammed, but i think pay attn to the characterisation of that response, which has been done already by that village voice (?) post and get bent and doesn't really need to be repeated, and really, in the end, theres this way in which it rests on a kind of entitlement to an image, or a curtain being pulled back. there's this reveal and subsequent humiliation. like this is the narrative, its sortof beyond creepy and the circularity of it is only underlined when people say "well she acted like she was gonna be really sexy so i mean"

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

cant the argument just be that she is terrible?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

p much reads like "what did you expect dressing like that?"

honestly i don't even know how to respond to this. i'm not using the way she dresses, acts or sings to justify any kind of sexual violence against her and the suggestion that i am is... like unless you believe that any discussion of someone's sexuality is itself a form of sexual violence?

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

fiona could teach lana a thing or two about owning a stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5LhxqbmsZ4&feature=related

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw, judith, and i wrote this above, i think that yes, some ppl on the internet (HRO seems to be the biggest offender, tho i haven't read his piece) are clearly criticizing her in language that scans as explicitly sexist. those ppl suck. at the same time, those ppl aren't (afaict) posting here on ilx so using them as a cudgel to beat back ppl criticizing her here is strawman-esque?

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, fiona had a pretty limited palette too. and she also had catchy songs, hearbreakm laments, psychsexual drama, and decent production. AND she could stalk a stage and captivate. and pout. she was good at it! probably younger then lana when she had her heyday too. don't know how old people are anymore.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

"psychosexual"

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

actually i'm guessing about the psychosexual element, cuz i don't remember her lyrics too well, but the big one had the boyfriend with the deviant lifestyle and all that. whatever that meant. and the seedy calvin klein video kinda went in that direction.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, i'm kinda derailing this other, uh, thing with fiona talk. carry on.

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't read anything on hro about this, though a language that is explicitly sexist would be preferable to an endless displacement, where certain tropes are allowed to enter in that normally have no place but refuse to rise to the surface. i mean florence or feist or robyn or p much any harvest of "quirky chicks" buzz cycles where their authenticity is so easily toppled. its a pretty similar narrative that gets repeated, it has to do with unmasking in some sense. it has its own identifiable features and it does illustrate a gender dynamic, a way in which women artists can only be framed one way regardless so that their adoption of a certain image is also this thing that makes them easy to dismiss. and yeah this does all have a lot to do with rape discourses, which tend to feature heavily this need to blame women for their ways of self-presenting. it has implications that it doesn't for men. there are roads that go places. to point that out is not to call everybody a rapist but like seriously this thread reads super badly. i probably shouldn't have singled out one post by one poster. for that i'm sorry.

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

As far as I can tell, LDR has no interest in owning a stage. She's aiming at a Dorothy Vallens vibe and doesn't have the life damage/acting chops to pull off that kind of mystique.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

there are roads that go places?

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not blaming ldr for how she's presenting herself. my post that you quoted above was showing the mismatch between how she presented herself on her recorded single and how she seemed to be trying and failing to present herself that way on SNL.

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

also, for the record, i don't believe ldr should expect criticism + condemnation bc she dresses provocatively. i do think she should expect criticism bc she's a public figure and much like politicians, actors, and other people who have chosen to be in the spotlight, musicians (both male + female) can expect harsh things to be written about them. sometimes by ppl on ilx. i don't know if it's a good thing. it's probably a deeply embedded human thing.

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

short of performing behind gauze in front of a million candles while standing on a wind machine, surrounded by brass buttons held at precise, oscillating angles aloft by a trained chorus of vassals, i'm not sure she could have synced the presentation of herself in the video with that of an uncontrolled performance on SNL

rocognise gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

musicians (both male + female) can expect harsh things to be written about them

but the nature of those things are often different for female musicians!

oh wait, you are the guy that was oblivious to the egregious gender stereotyping in Almost Famous. Why am I bothering?

sarahel, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

t/s potential gender insensitivity vs calling people rapey

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

i called what he said rapey

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

well now how could that possibly come off wrong

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

i think it came off about right

judith, Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

"i'm not saying you are an actual rapist, i am just saying that you say things the way a rapist would say them. no offense intended."

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

her failing to deliver on her "sexy image" justifies for the harsh backlash.

― judith, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 4:55 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay, but i didn't see anyone saying anything remotely like that ITT. you say that this thread reads badly, but if there's something concrete you object to, it'd help if you'd point it out. i agree, by the way, that there's a narrative of exposure and humiliation that we often attempt to enact with pop stars, especially female pop stars.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 January 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

^agreed. and it's despicable, in or out of ILX. but i don't think pointing the finger at mordy and calling his posts rapey is at all helpful.

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

oh wait, you are the guy that was oblivious to the egregious gender stereotyping in Almost Famous. Why am I bothering?

i wasn't going to say anything but seriously? i disagreed w/ your reading of almost famous so it's not worth even having a conversation with me?

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

*agreeing with contenderizer's last poing about ritual humiliation

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

*point

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

poing!

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

haha

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

xxp - whoa, i was pretty aggro an hour ago. basically, non-judgmentally, what seems obvious to me, doesn't seem obvious to you.

sarahell, Thursday, 19 January 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

mellow has 2 l's too

buzza, Thursday, 19 January 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

Delusional? Haha Who are you? Listen to yourself. She ain't ready to **** with the big dogs? LMFAO man who are you? Do you not understand how irrelevant your opinion even is? Can you hit a note in front of a hooters crowd let alone live on SNL yourself? This is what the **** I'm talking about man LMFAO. I'm sick of these mother****ers. I'm sick of these snobbish indie ****s and their Vampire Weeknd graphic tees and Coachella 3 day passes, I'm sick of these hipsters in their straw fedora hats and Clark's showing us their ankles walking down the street thinking they know everything about music and the industry just because they own pet sounds on vinyl, I'm sick of these bloggers, I'm sick of these faceless ****s on the Internet who think their opinion is the end all be all and have this fantasy in their head that what they say on their personal blogspot named after their favorite Michael Cera quote or their stupid ****ing tumblr with their pictures of Bon Iver and personal reviews of old Hitch**** and Kubrick films actually ****ing matter. That their meaningless, uninformed, irrelevant opinions actually reach the masses and some random person in Hong Kong or LA or ****ing Kansas actually gives a **** about SNL, or The " Big dogs" or even Lana her ****ing self. That the real world actually gives a **** because if they did, why the **** would her EP be selling? **** this ****. I'm not defending this performance. I'm just now getting up on all the information about this album but this **** has to stop. At some point these people are going to have to turn off their computers. Walk outside and realize that what they say and what they think really doesn't ****ing matter.

cock chirea, Thursday, 19 January 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

i am v much in favour of m@tt's fiona talk (and it strikes me as pretty relevant), and when the tennis is over i might continue it

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Thursday, 19 January 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

fiona is technically very talented which makes her involvement in this discussion unnecessary I think. She walked out on stage at a show I was at a couple months ago and was p incredible, she looked like she weighed ten pounds though

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 19 January 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

xp That is a fine rant. Assumed it was from somewhere else but found nothing when I googled it.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 19 January 2012 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

Did you try googling "their personal blogspot named after their favorite Michael Cera quote"?

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

funnily enough, I did. Apparently, it's "You would like be the meanest wife ever."

Mark G, Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

this morning i saw a news segment on Fuse about Lana Del Rey and her talking about how she doesn't like live TV, and then i changed the channel and MTV Hits had a news segment about Lana Del Rey responding to her 'haters,' it's kind of surreal that they're basically beaming this stuff out to a viewing audience that for the most part probably hasn't heard her music at all yet if they didn't see the SNL performances.

Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

i can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be shocked if more people watch SNL than Fuse or MTV Hits

da croupier, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

well sure, duh. i just mean that they're doing this blanket media push on all these different outlets, and it's less "here's a new artist to be excited about" and more "here's someone you might've just heard of for the first time a week ago responding to their first big career controversy." it's weird.

Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a sucker for her betty-boop squeals in "off to the races"

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 2:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so otm

also the 'light of my life/fire of my loins' reminds me of most fav thread titles

Ebay, Light Of My Life, Fire Of My Loins, My Sin, My Soul

johnny crunch, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

xp Thanks - couldn't find it earlier for some reason

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

Tbh the reason I immediately jumped on that line was bcz I confused Michael Cera with John Cena

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

...reviews of old Hitch**** and Kubrick films...

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sick of these indie snobs with their Urban Outfitter coupons and their Juno blu rays. It's truly astonishing to me how quick people are to hate instead of love and support. The performance was nothing to brag about for sure but my god, how about some support? Some encouraging words maybe? It's like the fan doesn't even exist anymore. It's just a bunch **** faces in high water tan skinny jeans and wing tips with Iphones surgically attached to their hands looking to be impressed while you perform on bended knee praying that their next tweet doesn't break you. **** outta here

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

love this guy

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe this has been posted elsewhere but it fits here. LDR obsession turns Carles into Howard Beale, only more self-hating.

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2012/01/lana-me-our-dark-abusive-co-dependent-relationship-content-farm-carles.html

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

i finally saw that SNL performance, was pretty bad i guess but not that big of a deal, i don't know what ppl would expect from her

she seemed to be using a weird english accent kinda

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's called "I haven't figured out how to adapt my classical voice teacher's technique to my pop music yet" syndrome

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

tbh, unless she lit herself on fire in the middle of the performance there's literally no SNL performance bad enough that couldn't be described as 'not that big of a deal.' We are dealing with one pop musician on a sketch comedy show. The stakes could be lower, but in the scheme of things, not by much.

Mordy, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

not sure how anyone can actually read HRO and find it "compelling"

omar little, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

Hitch****

!!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

haven't read everything hro has written about ldr because I don't have 5 hours to spare but I don't think it can all be chalked up to sexism or whatever, he did the same thing w/ animal collective back in teh day

iatee, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

not sure how anyone can actually read HRO and find it "compelling"

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

well that's true enough

omar little, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

LDR managed to sing this song perfectly well in dozens of other TV performances though she's never gonna be a must-watch gal but the weird thing is how she changed the tune for "every little thing that I do/I tell you all the time" which once followed the previous line but now in accent and intonation sound like tribute to great song from great time Ladykillers by Lush: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSgYHzACvMI&feature=related

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

Right, I also have "finally" seen the SNL performance.

I thought it was fine! Good, even.

Am I missing something?

Mark G, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

your hearing aid

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sitting here with headphones on, nothing was out-of-tune, delivery was a little diffident but then that's the 'role' in the song, um, I don't buy it.

Really.

Anyway, I'm not going through 1,000 posts about it. You lot can carry on, I'm out.

Mark G, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

well I think a handful of things in her delivery are what 'makes' the original song, and when she doesn't hit them the song sorta falls apart

iatee, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

I just watched it for the first time. mostly just felt bad for her?

iatee, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

she seems like a kid that would have made up their own multi-disciplinary major in college then recorded an album on the schools equipment and got credits for it

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

is that an insult?

Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Friday, 20 January 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

no, i had a friend that did that, just get that vibe

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

xp That is a fine rant. Assumed it was from somewhere else but found nothing when I googled it.

― Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Thursday, 19 January 2012 11:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

http://www.kanyetothe.com/forum/index.php?topic=80370.1458

cock chirea, Friday, 20 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

or like she went to a special "arts" high school

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 January 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

leaked fyi

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

it's a trap!

buzza, Friday, 20 January 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

hm nothing on s0uls££k.

piscesx, Friday, 20 January 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

its on megaupload ;)

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Friday, 20 January 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIyyWmeh2mo

Mark G, Sunday, 22 January 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha i look forward to the apologists trying to defend this

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Sunday, 22 January 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

if she did rip that off, it's a good steal! i'm no apologist, but that's my defense.

scott seward, Sunday, 22 January 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

i was listening to some garage-y 45 and it wasn't "Louie Louie", but it was an EXACT replica of The Kinks doing "Louie Louie". not the kingsmen, not paul revere & the raiders, the kinks. different title and lyrics and all that. very cool.

scott seward, Sunday, 22 January 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

love that the rant guy won't go as far as to defend her incase he damages his own 'faceless ****s on the Internet who think their opinion is the end all be all and have this fantasy in their headforum rant posting' ETC persona.

owenf, Sunday, 22 January 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahaha the kanyetothe forum is a ridiculous place

21-page thread on drake's metacritic score o_0

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 January 2012 08:35 (twelve years ago) link

i just watched the snl performance and thought she sang all right. better than i could do for my first time on tv. http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahaha the kanyetothe forum is a ridiculous place

21-page thread on drake's metacritic score o_0

― tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Sunday, January 22, 2012 3:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kind of reassuring to know there's a place that's so much like ilx but so much worse

Gukbe a lady tonight (some dude), Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

that place has given me quite a bit of life of late

KiD Kanye 3000
about 2 months
Quote

The Guardian :facepalm: is it the same **** who gave MBDTF a ****ty score too?

****ing idiot.

This nigga keeps ****ing up my albums metacritic scores
....
Caramel Goon
take care boi
about 2 months

this ****ing fag brought the score down 3 points

id beat the **** outta that chink if i saw him in person
....
Ryan Gosling
Rachel McAdams
about 2 months
>chink

he's white breh :cmon:

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

the kanyetotheforum is crazy

i swear no one cares about music criticism as much as the ppl that read that board, it's pretty amazing

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

they have threads dedicated to like every pfork rap review, it's nuts

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think a suit by Eleni Vitali (the Greek artist) would hold up in an intellectual property suit, but Lizzie Grant probably should be crediting Nicole Atkins with inspiring the whole schtick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xdkX4z3Q6M

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

when is this album going to leak then?

akm, Monday, 23 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure someone here has the answer

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Monday, 23 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

since i was thinking abt him last night, skrillex/sonny moore is a contemporary parallel example of a pop artist on a major label who tweaked his sound and identity after a debut release under a different name. course it's different in that sonny moore was already semi-famous prior to his solo debut.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 23 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

katy perry!

scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

hasn't seemed to slow her down much...

http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/katy-perry.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

robyn?

judith, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Hint: look @ scott's previous post.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

thats not what i meant

judith, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Well she never really changed her identity, did she?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

she changed her identity but not her name

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

um scott's pic seems to suggest she changed her name

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

No, thats a Katy Perry pic as explained upthread. We got some crossed wires going on wrt Katy and Robyn.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah robyn used to be called katy hudson and released an album with max martin, kindof one hit wonder. katy perry also had this prev. career but she hasn't changed her name. p diff style though.

judith, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, what? Robyn's Max Martin produced album was called Robyn Is Here. Katy Hudson has nothing to do with Robyn! Her real name is Robin!

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

have you heard her collab with the knife?

judith, Monday, 23 January 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

o_O

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 January 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

haha no wonder I liked "Who's That Girl" so much

Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

one thing i hate about "video games" is that stupid repetitive phrasing gets stuck in my brain and i start to come up with alternate lyrics that are so dumb but i can't stop thinking them

currently:

"sittin' on the front porch
hanging out with scott storch...video gaaaaaymes"

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

when you're drivin' in your chevy
and you're feelin' somthin' heavy.... video gaaaaaaymes.

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

heaven is a place on earth with booze
tell me all the things you like in shoes

sarahell, Monday, 23 January 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

i heard you like the bad boys, honey...
whatcha gon do?
whatcha gon do when they come for me and you?
they say that the world was built for food

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

sittin on the front lawn
playin with my ding dong.... video games

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

sleight of hand and twist of fate
on a bed of nails she makes me wait
and I play ... video games

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

derailing threads w/ made-up song lyrics seems to be ilx's peculiar form of obsessive compulsive behavior

Mordy, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

Pun's got a big nine,
respect crime but not when it reflect mine....
video ga-ames

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Ass
Titties
Ass n titties
Video Gaaaaaames

Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol djp

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

heaven is a portside berth, and stew
the stew they got here is really good for you

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

kickin' in the front seat
sittin' in the back seat
video games

maura, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

derailing threads w/ made-up song lyrics seems to be ilx's peculiar form of obsessive compulsive behavior genius.

I can go either way on whether it's even derailing but it's defininitely adding value.

After all, I grew up masturbating at my parents' house (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

that's the cover of the new 45. i guess.

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

not to be confused with the album cover

http://extramusicnew.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/lana-del-rey.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

for some reason she reminds me of Karen Black on quaaludes or something

sarahell, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

that album cover is surprisingly chilling

Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

she's no tuesday weld, but she's okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSeCHLPp0zs

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

tuesday weld also not tuesday weld's real name and this isn't her voice in this movie clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIo_KIBJhQ&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTIOzHQYBgk

sarahell, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm laughing so hard at those alternative lyrics earlier.

All this success Lana is getting just makes me think Candie Payne must be really kicking herself. I actually had her album from 2007, it wasn't great but the lead single was good and sounds really similar to Lana's style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-mijNI2Cs

Her timing was just really bad, she came a year too early to fit in with the Adele/Duffy/Climi crowd.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

can we just have a thread of alternate VG lyrics

when you're sliding into first
and your pants begin to burst
video games

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

that album cover is surprisingly chilling

― Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 8:27 AM (1 hour ago)

"stepford wives" was the first thing that came to mind.

i really like it tho.

scott have you watched the videos?

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Album actually leaked now.

!Alicia!, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

megaupload's gone
where is my free pr0n
video games

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

burmashave!

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

album is pretty good

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

ok this is the official tracklist

1. Born To Die
2. Off To The Races
3. Blue Jeans
4. Video Games
5. Diet Mountain Dew
6. National Anthem
7. Dark Paradise
8. Radio
9. Carmen
10. Million Dollar Man
11. Summertime Sadness
12. This Is What Makes Us Girls

most leaks i came across don't include DP and carmen so i suspect they're all hoaxes

cock chirea, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

never gonna give u up

markers, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

that album cover is surprisingly chilling

― Chaka Collar, lemme rock you (DJP), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 1:27 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u mispelled "shilling"

nah, just kidding, of course, love u ldr http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

official extra tracks are

13 without you
14 lolita
15 lucky ones

no room for Driving In Cars With Boys which is madness!

THIS might raise a few ILM eyebrows;
http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5983&Itemid=206

PJ had being keeping unusually quiet on the official site. it was worth the wait.

piscesx, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol "PS: You can have Santigold back if you want."

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

I actually agreed with a Popjustice article. God not those close minded little trolls.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

This album is great playing on some big headphones. This sounds like a 90s UK album feel to me due to the trip hoppy beats and strings. Also, I know Diet Mt. Dew is old but it's beat is NY boom bap to me. This is a real progression to the Lizzy album.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

'Radio' is the keeper; just flat out fantastic. i can't imagine if you like pop music in any way at all that you wouldn't think it was absolutely incredible.

piscesx, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

I made it to the second paragraph of that article before I began to lose the will to live

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

Sitting on my la la
Waiting or my ya ya
Video Games

do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

what did happen to driving in cars with boys? does that song even exist anywhere in a full version anymore?

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

the album is frontloaded with previously leaked/released tracks-- just now getting to the new ones

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

Do i hear
21
21
21
Vid-e-o ga-ames

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

THIS might raise a few ILM eyebrows;
http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5983&Itemid=206

PJ had being keeping unusually quiet on the official site. it was worth the wait.

it's the same bullshit from the opposite direction though. i'm SO TIRED of people policing the "alternative" vs "pop" binary as though it means anything at all

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not making a snap judgment about this album yet but

- it is very long
- it is very samey
- i like her deeper voice far more than when she tries to do the higher kittenish thing (pity she can't actually do the deeper voice judging by SNL, haw)
- i guess i like it fine so far

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

unnecessarily overproduced in places, some of these strings are just too much/too adele-like

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

Peter's kind of OTM. Not in the sense that there's a pop vs alt binary that needs policing but with the idea that vast numbers of people writing about LDR think there's a pop vs alt binary that needs policing.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:12 (twelve years ago) link

I never managed to download those alt binaries.

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

that vast numbers of people writing about LDR think there's a pop vs alt binary that needs policing.

isn't he buying into this binary by fixating on it so much?

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, that's a sense i get from pj quite a lot - pop works Like This and indie works Like That and you have to choose one or the other

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure he's fixating on it, it's more a recognition that the discussion of authenticity has completely overtaken the discussion of the music. There's an element of pop tribalism, as there often is with PJ, but it reads much more strongly to me as send-up of all the people tying themselves in knots over whether they should like her, rather than whether they do like her. The idea that they should let it go and leave the music to the people who are going to enjoy it regardless seems reasonable.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

'Radio' is the keeper; just flat out fantastic. i can't imagine if you like pop music in any way at all that you wouldn't think it was absolutely incredible.

― piscesx

Yeah this is the one that stood out for me too.

I like the album a lot, even the bonus tracks. It reminds me of The Facts Of Life album by Black Box Recorder in a lot of places.

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

They're forming in a straight line
They're goin through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds... Video games

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania.
Johnny looked out of his bedroom window.
And shouted to his mum ... Video Games

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

"This sounds like a 90s UK album feel to me due to the trip hoppy beats and strings."

Totally. And piscesx OTM about Radio. Beyond the singles that and National Anthem are the highlights. Interesting takes on fame and desperation.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Could have done without the cruddy Rick Nowels filler tracks though. Shows a failure of nerve on Interscope's part when her regular collaborators are so strong.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

PJ is right in that a lot of the criticism of LDR stems from a misunderstanding about how she's pitching herself (or being pitched). If it was clear from the start that she was trying to be a pop star rather than some indie siren the terms of the debate would have been completely different. She still wouldn't be able to sing live though.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

the album sounds a bit like kanye west's mbdtf, in a weird way. who produced thsi? those sampled hip-hop background shouts.

i think this LP so far (listening now) is the epitome of what we can achieve in 2012 insofar the disparity amazing / meaningless

cuteforce, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Turns out two of the producers worked on Kanye's Runaway.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

"This sounds like a 90s UK album feel to me due to the trip hoppy beats and strings."

all of her songs have sounded like this to me.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pu8HW.gif

dave cool, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

If it was clear from the start that she was trying to be a pop star rather than some indie siren the terms of the debate would have been completely different

it's that entire binary i want to reject though! any debate that takes it as the starting point - she has to be either/or - is doomed to shitness (as indeed the majority of the LDR debate has been). what do "pop" and "indie" even mean in that context? how do they affect her music?

tinie tempurah (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

how is anything about her "indie"? this quote says it all:

Grant's management chose her stage name, "I wanted to be a band but the label I was with and the team I had around me absolutely wanted me to be a solo artist. Lana Del Rey came from a series of managers and lawyers over the last 5 years who wanted a name that they thought better fit the sound of the music."

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

5 years of name negotiations with lawyers!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

'ihow is anything about her "indie"?'

exactly, she never did. it was just an assumption people took up because of the self-produced video for video games. i think it was a wrong assumption.

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

'ihow is anything about her "indie"?'

exactly, she never did. it was just an assumption people took up because of the self-produced video for video games. i think it was a wrong assumption.

― akm, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 7:18 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

??? that video didn't just accidentally play to indie sensibilities and audiences, though. i refuse to believe that LDR's marketing has been that entirely guileless. it seems to me that she was originally pitched to blog-happy indie culture as a way of creating a sense of "specialness" and building word of mouth. it worked like a charm, but the inevitable reveal that it was all just savvy brand positioning was bound to bruise overearnest indie hearts.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

saw this piece of urban folk art on the way to work today http://i.imgur.com/I84Ke.jpg

♈ᘮﬡᕮ-Ꭹᗩᖇᗪᔕ - ᗯ ᖺ ᗢ Ḱ ᓰ ᒪ ᒪ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

so what if actually she came up with that name all by herself, and instead spent that 5 years badgering trentemoller and bonnie prince billy to work together to producer her album..... what then?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Let's have a toast for douchebags
A toast for the assholes
Video gaaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

I don't care what focus group came up w/ her name, I care that most of her songs suck

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

and that I see a darkness
and that I see a darkness
and that I see a darkness ... video games

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Grab somebody sexy
Tell them hey
Video gaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

fuck washing a hat
hi dere how is it made
video games...

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

save us Johnny Fever
again, save us Johnny Fever
video games

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ball so hard
Motherfuckers wanna find me
Video gaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Video gaymz

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
Video games...

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
video games...

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

the album is a masterpiece of marketing, totally stays on gangsta-nancy-sinatra message. she manages to be front-and-center in big productions without evaporating like on SNL, and her schtick works when she isn't violating the show-don't-tell maxim. unfortunately the lyrical clangers are pretty brutal.

carmen carmen staying up til mornin'
only 17 but she walks the streets so mean

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

lou reed ghostwrote the whole thing

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i am the root, i am the table
i am video gaaaaaaames

markers, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

she's indie in the sense of indie being a cultural code word for dwelling over your low self-esteem + emotional wreckage, but the indie/pop division hasn't meant much since 1991 so

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

she should do a collab album with ghostface killah and destroyer

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Cuz when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the droppers neck
When I'm closing in on death
Video gaaaaaames

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

You gotta lick it
Before you stick it
Video gaaaaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a bad bitch
i'm a cunt
video gaaaaaames

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

I like this album in a slow-motion car crash sort of way. Which I genuinely mean as a compliment.

Simon H., Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

you need to crawl
before you ball
video games

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

that was just for you.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

you can hide beside me, play your video games;
and I won't tell no-one your name

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Can't tell if this NYT piece is meant to be a review of the album or not but if so then he might want to try discussing the music for more than a couple of paragraphs, fun though talking about memes and quoting Brian Williams doubtless is.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/29/arts/music/born-to-die-lana-del-reys-debut-album.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&seid=auto&smid=tw-nytimesarts

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

music writers not writing about the music at hand is such a bugbear of mine. tons of em do this ;_;

caramanica, as i said on twitter, is the dude who gifted us a PRRs profile piece in the NYT. RIP music journalism

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

IT’S already difficult to remember Lana Del Rey, but let’s try.

OH RITE WHO? LANA DEL WHO, YOU SAY?

fauxmarc, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

why do people keep calling her "gangsta"?

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

adjective performed well in the focus groups

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

her producer also produced this http://t.co/MZykcyLW

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Nice production.

xp She called herself the "gangsta Nancy Sinatra" despite being considerably less "gangsta" than Nancy Sinatra.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

that's all it takes?
okay, i'm the "gangsta david byrne".
did she rob a bank? shoot somebody? does she sell drugs? own a gun? do words have no meaning? wtf?

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

it's all contextual, like within her social group of people in the connecticut suburbs, she was the gangsta

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

Translation: "I enjoy both the music of Nancy Sinatra and hip hop and I thought this would be a cute, quotable phrase. I regret to say I have never actually committed a felony and apologise for any confusion."

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

okay, i guess those both kind of make sense, but why do other people use that?

also, yeah, calling yourself the "gangsta nancy sinatra" is like calling yourself the "jewish woody allen"...

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

caramanica, as i said on twitter, is the dude who gifted us a PRRs profile piece in the NYT. RIP music journalism

tbf that was more a piece of fiction than journalism

buzza, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

i want a buzza profile in the nyt tbh

markers, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

how many times in this thread has the phrase "most photographed barn in america" been used

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

where was it that she called herself "gangsta Nancy sinatra" again? wasn't it on some Facebook page? could it be possible that she herself had nothing to do with that tagline?

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

she has it etched on her gun

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

What I find disingenuous about the NYT "review" is that like most US critics he's made up his mind to bury her but he holds the likes of HRO at arm's length as if he's not basically saying the same thing. I'd respect him a lot more if he included himself in the tally of hypocrites in the last paragraph.

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

"it's all contextual, like within her social group of people in the connecticut suburbs, she was the gangsta"

OMG, so was i!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

nancy sinatra kinda lost some gangsta cred after she started hanging out with morrissey. despite his skinhead affiliations.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

"it's all contextual, like within her social group of people in the connecticut suburbs, she was the gangsta"

OMG, so was i!

― scott seward, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 2:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

step 2 - spend the next 5 yrs in name negotiations w/ attys
step 3 - profit

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Scotti La Rue - Born To Cry

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

she's from lake placid, ny, but please continue.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

my aunt and uncle live in tupper lake! we are practically family. my aunt was a pretty gangsta paddle tennis player in her day.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't spent much time in northern new york state. it's practically canada to me. my NYS is the hudson valley, woodstock, and the southern tier.

m white btw (get bent), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

she went to a prep school in CT, the Kent School.

buzza, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

lmao i love that ppl know her entire biography & can post about it

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

"her 7th grade spanish teacher was ms. fernandez"

I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

, ms. fernandez was known as the 'gangsta' professor at the kent school'

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

"ms fernandez was not her real name; her government name was carol snipes but her 9 months in guatemala in 1987 inspired her to embrace a new moniker and a new life. ms murphy-fernandez was not a native speaker."

La Lechera, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

oops i failed that joke by not changing murphy to snipes
oh well

La Lechera, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

"how many times in this thread has the phrase "most photographed barn in america" been used"

none but it was obliquely reference in an article posted upthread.

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

We're the most photographed barn in america (Whoa-oh!)
We're the most photographed barn in america (Whoa-oh!)
Everybody live for the music,
Video gaaaaaames

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

thats gangsta

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Can't tell if this NYT piece is meant to be a review of the album or not but if so then he might want to try discussing the music for more than a couple of paragraphs, fun though talking about memes and quoting Brian Williams doubtless is.

sans brian william reference, this is basically my response to every music review ever.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

setting aside the redundancy of "gangsta nancy sinatra" (idk maybe she should've gone with the gangsta lesley gore), the phrase makes sense in the context of hearing the entire album.

when I say "gangsta" I'm thinking in macro-genre terms here. not only gangsta but gangster too (i.e. all 3 scarfaces). a pop culture icon celebrating the pursuit of status, power, and money, with an undercurrent of existential sadness - hurtling towards doom, prison or the grave. dark side of the american dream stuff.

she's not toting a gun, but LDR is shamelessly obsessed with fame and status and power and money and kicks, as openly avaricious as any scarface, but with the same noirish tone that acknowledges where the fast times will end up - heartbreak, solitude, addiction, death. she's exploiting a femme mirror of gangsterism where her gun is her body, and she will use her talents, natural or un, to get what she wants, surrendering to suffer in whatever psychic trap that path leads her to. and that's not me doing the NYT thing and reading extramusical cues, this is what she puts out there lyrically.

money is the reason we exist / everybody knows it / it's a fact / kiss kiss

plus she does in fact utter the words "how do ya like me now?"

as I said above, when this stance is implicit it works really well for her, but when it's explicit the material falls flat. frustrating cause you can see the target that was being shot at, I kind of wish she had nailed it.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

that line is so so bad

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

there are so many bad lines on this album

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

it is hard to imagine a line worse than that line

iatee, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

there's a potentially unique and interesting vision at play here, but the aesthetic chops required to pull it off are not present

xps o gimme a minute

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

money is the reason we exist / everybody knows it / it's a fact / kiss kiss

ha you can sing that to the "heaven is a place on Earth" part of the chorus to "Video Games"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

how bout this

carmen carmen
staying up til mornin'
only 17 but she walks the streets so mean

it's alarming truly
how disarming we can be
eating soft ice cream
coney island queen

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

only 17 but she walks the streets so mean, I mean, c'mon

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

think that's a lou reed lyric tbh

omar little, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

All the colored girls
The colored girls sing
Video gaaaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

lol

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

'money is the reason we exist / everybody knows it / it's a fact / kiss kiss"

this reminds me of the Countess' song "money can't buy you class" from real housewives of NYC

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, this is the countess

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

elegance is learned
learned my friend
video gaaaaaames

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

all these bad lyrics are rendered in lush folds of dreamy technicolor pop, that swooning shit can make any kind of pap pop in a 16 yo's bedroom, this album will be widely quoted in high school yearbooks

(do they still print yearbooks? or is it all on fb now?)

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

what sets LDR apart is her shamelessness - it's the kind of shamelessness that makes pop stars

"all the terrible things you think about me are true, because I told you all about them"

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

^ not an LDR lyric, but I will license it to her for a small fee

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

then you'll have Morrissey coming after you

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

did I just unconsciously quote moz

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha you might as well have

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

woah now that i think about it lana del ray is the white morrissey

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

that's racist, clearly she's the american morrissey

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

I am the son
and the heir
video games

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

i love kent. litchfield county is about all i fuck with in connecticut. you know who else went to the kent school? the gangsta creator of the family guy.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

The animated TV show Family Guy is written by alumnus Seth MacFarlane. In 1999, the school's headmaster, Father Schell, wrote to a number of companies urging them not to advertise with the TV show calling it obnoxious. Seth MacFarlane's parents, who worked at the school, resigned in protest.

buzza, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

it is pretty fucking obnoxious

akm, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

this caption on the front page of the billboard website is killing me:

"Now that Lana Del Rey's hotly 'Born To Die' has leaked, expect the still-unproven live singer to elicit a whole new wave of 'she's not that bad on record!' defenses. But is the album any good? At 15 tracks, it's as puffy as the singer's oft-debated lips."

i didn't actually read the article though, for some reason despite loving "video games" i have almost zero desire to listen to this album

teledyldonix, Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
Video games

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

chorus to video games reminds me of the chorus of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

btw since i haven't done anything except post fake lyrics to this thread. i think video games is remarkably dull, lazy in every respect. her voice and the production have some of the superficial hazy appeal of a david lynch soundtrack but it's not chewy at all (meaning it doesn't reveal anything as it goes along, let alone on repeated listenings) and memorable only in the most irritating sense. it would make a good 30-second commercial jingle but i can scarcely get myself to listen to more than 90 seconds of it before desperately wanting to do/listen to something else. i don't truly begrudge anyone for liking it though, coz taste is taste etc. but the amateurishness of her SNL performance didn't shock me because the "persona" on the record seems kind of too easily won and not very interesting to begin with.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

i was probably hyperbolic there. the single isn't HORRIBLE, it's simply not outstanding in any way.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

it reminds me of some lazy moody indie pop, not that a name comes to mind immediately. stuff i maybe listened to for a while in college. like the boring mazzy star songs or something. in the sense that it's all attitudinizing and nothing of formal interest at all.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

xxxpost: The two chorus have the same chords I think?.... F Am C with an Em thrown somewhere in there.

Moka, Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

Cuz when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the droppers neck
When I'm closing in on death
Video gaaaaaames

― uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:50 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

xxxpost: The two chorus have the same chords I think?.... F Am C with an Em thrown somewhere in there.

― Moka, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 7:55 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this true?!

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

Cuz when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the droppers neck
When I'm closing in on death
Video gaaaaaames

― uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:50 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 6:59 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oops can't keep up w/ this thread.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, I think the chorus is definitely of formal interest. It's 22 bars long and seems to have two different beginnings. Unconventional rhyming structures, too.

timellison, Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

And now that I think about it, it's that chorus that made me think of Mary Margaret O'Hara the first time I heard it.

timellison, Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

driving in cars with boys (not on the album I know): sounds exactly like something else, can't remember what. (maybe this is why it isn't on the album, because the tune is a complete plagarism). anyone know what it is? some middling 80's pop song.

akm, Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

huh that's interesting. it scans as conventional and boring to me.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

okay i can hear the indie thing here and here. i had no idea there were so many songs on youtube. i remember looking months ago and there weren't this many. tons now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZdOIn_xA_Y&feature=autoplay&list=UL7gqOg3PYAaM&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gqOg3PYAaM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

it scans as conventional and boring to me.

Seven lines in a row that all rhyme at the end and it's in a 3+3+1 configuration where the third line is extended in each part and then an extra line is tacked on at the end.

timellison, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

this is way bigger than lana on youtube right now. like a zillion times. not like video games wasn't huge there. it was. but people really want katy perry right now. the people have spoken. they already have a shape-shifting chameleon who has a hard time singing on snl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtB55MaoD0

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

co-sign amateurist 100%

some dude, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

well they want beyonce AND katy. you know, they want two things. jessie j can do both.

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

And now that I think about it, it's that chorus that made me think of Mary Margaret O'Hara the first time I heard it.

I now feel slightly less nuts for having made that comparison on another board, thanks.

Simon H., Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

strings on 'national anthem' sound just like 'bittersweet symphony'; is jagger going to get a check again?

akm, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I have to admit I'm kind of feeling timellison's posts xp

uncle acid and the absquatulators (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

Keith Allen got the cheque i think.

piscesx, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

jesus i'm not even pissed; Alan Klein rather.

piscesx, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

miss u markers

bit.ly/AtVigP

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://soundcloud.com/the-stereo-bomb/adams-song-the-stereo-bomb

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

it scans as conventional and boring to me.

Seven lines in a row that all rhyme at the end and it's in a 3+3+1 configuration where the third line is extended in each part and then an extra line is tacked on at the end.

― timellison, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok that is definitely unusual but what it seems to translate to before it reaches my ears is just endless repetition of the same melody without interesting variation. so unusual = unusually lazy. in this case. to me.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

(i guess the clincher for me is just that i can't even bear the thought of listening to it again to judge it against that description.)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

it just doesn't seem to go anywhere, melodically. and before i am accused of being geir i realize there are many other things that a good song can do. but this one just doesn't seem to do anything else for me--the only compensations, and they are hardly enough, are her vaguely smoky voice and the minimally effective simulation of a david lynch soundtrack.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

also i'm about to get all asshole-y but i kind of feel like few of the folks repping for this lady on here are gong to care about her or even think fondly of her big song in a few years. i'd bet money on it.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

now with full chorus: http://t.co/A6SuCYMn

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

bought a few record albums this afternoon (sparks, copernicus, oman souleyman) and noticed a freebie LDR 7" behind the counter as i was paying. asked if i had to buy something specific to get a copy. counter girl said yeah, but gave me one anyway. she asked if i'd seen the SNL performance and was it as bad as everyone says. i told her yeah, it was, and we commiserated vicariously. celebrity is probably tough.

turns out it's a joy orbison remix of "video games" with an odd future (syd the kid) remix of "blue jeans" on the flip. both pretty dull. but free!

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 January 2012 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

driving in cars with boys (not on the album I know): sounds exactly like something else, can't remember what. (maybe this is why it isn't on the album, because the tune is a complete plagarism). anyone know what it is? some middling 80's pop song.

― akm, jueves 26 de enero de 2012 01:57 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

texas maybe? the atmospheric twangy guitar, big drum sound and the overall vibe from this particular tune reminds me strongly of them

video games = this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZK23sxkpk0

cock chirea, Thursday, 26 January 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

More importantly than any of this... we're currently arguing in my record shop as to whether she should be filed under 'R' (Ray, Lana Del) or 'D' (Del Ray, Lana).

The most popular comedy answer is definitely 'I'd file her in the bin!'.

only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

'L' for Land Del Rey.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Lana, fucking hell fingers.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

Landfill Del Rey

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

We always file under surname, so that part isn't going to change; it is either D or R. I initially used R but I'm coming round to D.

only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

It's obv. D, R is madness

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

Supposedly there used to be a record shop where I come from where the T section was almost as big as all the other sections put together, because they put every band whose name began with 'The' in there. Not sure if I believe that tho.

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

um her surname begins with D, obviously

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Thursday, 26 January 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Supposedly there used to be a record shop where I come from where the T section was almost as big as all the other sections put together, because they put every band whose name began with 'The' in there. Not sure if I believe that tho.

― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:52 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've seen stores like this.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

I think in English, it's standard to include the particule when alphabetizing. In Romance languages, it's not since there are a zillion names that begin with de and del and della, etc..., and cause it's not really part of the surname but simply implies that the family is from somewhere or belongs to someone. It's often associated with aristocracy which is why many dropped the use thereof during the Revolution.

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

file her under T, the lana del rey

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

That Lana del Rey

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

File her under D
or file her under V for Video Games...

Mark G, Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

i file Wings records under M. hope that isn't a problem for anyone...

scott seward, Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

paul wccarthy and mings

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

Real question here is where you put McCartney, i.e. do you treat Mc as Mac or not?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

In comments published in German, McCartney, who has two albums due out this year, said many youngsters would probably hear his music for the first time through playing the ... video game.

Mark G, Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

let's get back to talking about whether or not video games is a good song or not

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

I am officially convinced on the 'D' issue now, after a most instructive & entertaining discussion via the shop's facebook page.

only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Thursday, 26 January 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

so anyway video games isn't really about video games, it's about a boyfriend who forced her to make sex vids. it all makes sense now, she's like a 21st century joyce carol oates.

swinging in the backyard
pull up in your fast car
whistling my name

open up a beer
and you say get over here
and play a video game

I'm in his favorite sun dress
watching me get undressed
take that body downtown

I say you the bestest
lean in for a big kiss
put his favorite perfume on
go play a video game

it's you, it's you, it's all for you
everything I do
I tell you all the time
heaven is a place on earth with you
tell me all the things you want to do
I heard that you like the bad girls
honey, is that true?

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

P!tchf0rk prediction?

8.1

piscesx, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was "whispering"...

How do you whistle someone's name?

Mark G, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

5.9

Meme Rogers (DL), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

why the fuck does the non-youtube version clip and distort? is that an aesthetic decision these days?

♈ᘮﬡᕮ-Ꭹᗩᖇᗪᔕ - ᗯ ᖺ ᗢ Ḱ ᓰ ᒪ ᒪ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

Whistling as a language

In the Spanish canary island of La Gomera, a traditional whistled language named silbo gomero is still taught in school. Six separate whistling sounds are used to produce two vowels and four consonants, allowing this language to convey more than 4000 words. This language allowed people (e.g. shepherds) to communicate over long distances in the island, when other communication means were not available.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

A wolf-whistle is a two-toned sound (like 'whip-woo') commonly made using the above technique to show approval of something or someone (originally a person thought to be sexually attractive).

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

'21C Joyce Carol Oates' is the funniest variation on 'gangsta Nancy Sinatra' yet

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(well maybe not funnier than 'white Morrisey')

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

you'll be laughing out the other side of your mouth when your grandkids are deconstructing "video games" in their first year intro to pop music course

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

dissertation on lesser works of early 21st century youtube divas

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Middle Age: A Romance (2001)
I'll Take You There (2002)
The Tattooed Girl (2003)
The Falls (2004)
Missing Mom (2005)
Black Girl / White Girl (2006)
The Gravedigger's Daughter (2007)
My Sister, My Love (2008)
Little Bird of Heaven (2009)
A Fair Maiden (2010)
The Crosswicks Horror (Forthcoming)

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

you kidding me? I'd better be teaching that class! xp

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Born to Die (2012)

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

;)

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

liked it more when it was about loser boyfriend ignoring her in favor of call of duty 4

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

it can still be about that if you want, it's a multivalent work open to various readings

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

notice she never actually *says* he plays video games in the song

LDR was just trying to punk ILG and it got out of hand, craaazy

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

liked it more when it was about loser boyfriend ignoring her in favor of call of duty 4

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:40 PM (3 hours ago)

same here

sarahell, Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

odd future (syd the kid) remix

Makes me think of this contribution that belonged earlier in the thread:

And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus
And won't stop until the cops come in
Video gaaaames

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

For worship someone who
Actively despises you
Video gaaaames

beachville, Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

so anyway video games isn't really about video games, it's about a boyfriend who forced her to make sex vids. it all makes sense now, she's like a 21st century joyce carol oates.

where are you getting "forced" from

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

"forced" probably a poor word choice... but you say "get over here and play a video game" has an overtone of coercion or dominance.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

and she doesn't say no, she's clearly party to her own objectification - favorite sundress/favorite perfume/it's all for you...

this is what drives the poignancy of the chorus. sung in a different style, these words could be celebratory, or defiant. but it sounds broken, remorseful, why? the implications are vague, and it's up to the listener to provide the answer. but it's wrapped up in her passivity, her surrender, she'll do anything in order to get a man to like her, even if those things sap her of happiness and self respect.

it's you, it's you, it's all for you
everything I do
I tell you all the time
heaven is a place on earth with you
tell me all the things you want to do
I heard that you like the bad girls
honey, is that true?
it's better than I ever even knew
they say that the world was built for two
only worth living if somebody is loving you
baby now you do

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Video games

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 January 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

If I want to be a freak and
Sell it on the weekend
Video gaaaaames

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

^

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

kickin' in the front seat
sittin' in the back seat
video games

― maura, Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:20 AM (2 days ago)

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

soz, thought it was a "new one". Credits to Maura then. I woke up this morning with that in my mind actually, so had to post it

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

but it's wrapped up in her passivity, her surrender, she'll do anything in order to get a man to like her, even if those things sap her of happiness and self respect.

for me the key to the song is what tim f wrote about it somewhere. the character in the song will do all those things - while also chiding the guy for still being more interested in his video games than her. the author of the song - the one telling you this story and performing the character - makes it clear that this is a fucked-up and unhealthy situation.

i mean, the fact that the character is being sapped of self-respect and happiness is right there in how the song's performed. if it was just a straightforward "here is how relationships work" love song you wouldn't get that.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

(re: the album, the worst thing is how horribly overproduced it is. like adele after watching the twin speaks dvd box set urgh)

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

and she doesn't say no, she's clearly party to her own objectification - favorite sundress/favorite perfume/it's all for you...

this is what drives the poignancy of the chorus. sung in a different style, these words could be celebratory, or defiant. but it sounds broken, remorseful, why? the implications are vague, and it's up to the listener to provide the answer. but it's wrapped up in her passivity, her surrender, she'll do anything in order to get a man to like her, even if those things sap her of happiness and self respect.

it's you, it's you, it's all for you
everything I do
I tell you all the time
heaven is a place on earth with you
tell me all the things you want to do
I heard that you like the bad girls
honey, is that true?
it's better than I ever even knew
they say that the world was built for two
only worth living if somebody is loving you
baby now you do

FYI, it's sung that way because that's the way she sings.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

Especially after seeing her on SNL, I have no faith in her ability to do nuance and emotion; she is all blank effect wistfulness because that is what her singing voice sounds like; if anything, the songs are built around her limitations/inflexibility.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

its kinda funny because i watched the SNL thing and was a little dumbfounded that people were so shocked and appalled mainly because to my ears she sounds terrible on the recordings and live so i dont really see the distinction

blurgh (jjjusten), Friday, 27 January 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XrI6bZxsbxk

piscesx, Friday, 27 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

or rather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrI6bZxsbxk

piscesx, Friday, 27 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

lex, I don't think anybody's playing a video game - that's the common reading, but the actual lyrics are more vague and open to interpretation. and a song that can be read 3 diff ways is more interesting to me than one with a single meaning.

dan, my point has nothing to do with her limitations as a singer, just the gulf between the words and the delivery and how it makes the song interesting. if she were singing "you broke my heart, you heartless jerk" in the same tone it'd be boring - maybe the same song amateurist is hearing? either way, she does have other modes of singing as can be heard on the album (that's not an entreaty to listen to the album btw, it's pretty bad).

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

looool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GdqZm9x7jw

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Denny's is a place on earth with food
Eat too much and yr lunch yr gonna lose
I heard you like pancakes with hoooooooney
IS THAT TRUE???

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

Tbh E3 I feel like you're literalizing stuff that doesn't necessarily need to be literalized; the song itself with its tensions has more than enough pathos without trying to suggest a sensational narrative of loss & degradation a la Novacane: as lex and Tim F, hearing the dramatic tension between the chorus--which imo does a fantastic job of embodying someone rapturously emptying herself out into another, or onto an idealized version of another--and the weariness-tinged verses, where she coolly takes stock of her situation and leaves it wanting. Yes, the song intimates tragedy because it's fucked up but the fucked-upness is all internal; we can see this romance come to a bad end because she can. She knows better but can't help herselfm. That's why we need not invent any sort of dark and degrading backstory to augment this--in the song we are already hearing her degrade her own erotic idealism in real time

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

seriously, what song are you guys listening to, because it isn't "Video Games"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm just listening to myself talk at this point DJP

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea the songs her lawyers wrote had so many layers

iatee, Friday, 27 January 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

Well that's what happens when you go to an alpha-male law school

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

it's almost seems as though you don't like the song dan

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

idk, don't feel like I'm literalizing anything, the sordid backstory is reading between the lines as much as believing it's about a neglectful boyfriend who plays video games. I guess the larger point is that the song isn't really what I thought it was about because I accepted the video games stuff at face value, and there are other possible readings. just goes to show what the right lawyers can do for you.

xp to DAM

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone posted this already (apols if so)
?
http://phatfriend.com/2010/01/12/it-might-blow-up-but-it-wont-go-pop/

http://phatfriend.com/2012/01/25/before-lana-del-ray/

Producer Blockhead worked with LDR, first post is from 2010, second is since then with a link to the track they worked on.

kinder, Friday, 27 January 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting posts.

Meme Rogers (DL), Friday, 27 January 2012 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah thanks for that Kinder

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

seriously, what song are you guys listening to, because it isn't "Video Games"

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

seriously, i don't think i've seen such mirthless exegesis of a totally unworthy song since.. o wait this is ilm, right.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 January 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

mirthless exegesis
eatin reeses pieces
video games

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

^these keep getting better and better

ban dejar (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 27 January 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

It's clear at this point she should fire her lawyers and get ILM to write her songs.

CJ Fam Club (seandalai), Friday, 27 January 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

"It's you, it's you, it's always you
you took that elephant down hardcore.."

Mark G, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jan/27/lana-del-ray-born-to-die-review

"After the umpteenth song in which she either puts her red dress on or takes her red dress off, informs you of her imminent death and kisses her partner hard while telling him she'll love him 'til the end of time, you start longing for a song in which Del Rey settles down with Keith from HR, moves to Great Yarmouth and takes advantage of the DFS half-price winter sale."

firm but fair about the words aye.

piscesx, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

ah the music guy is the dido guy. that makes perfect sense.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah whoever upthread said it's like some UK album from the 90s nailed it

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

thread always make me think of:

http://covers.openlibrary.org/w/id/2404615-L.jpg

Ward Fowler, Friday, 27 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

if anything, the songs are built around her limitations/inflexibility.

I really, really think he's on to something here. That and her doe-eyed looks.

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 27 January 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

seems like a weird criticism for a pop act, or almost any modern musician. ramones songs are built around their limitations too, doesn't make 'em bad songs.

for instance this is languorous but it's not some "video games" style bummer (this prolly won't be up for long btw, copyright cops seem to be on the album tracks like hawks).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOckP_bafIE

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

the point, though, is that people seem to be going on and on about the way she is delivering the song and I don't have any oh god I am listening to "Radio" while trying to write this and this is fucking wretched gah make it stop

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

The harp sweeps are the real star of "Video Games". Are those in every song?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

sorry

The point here is that a lot of discourse seems to be around how she's singing the song; in fact, pretty much every ounce of textual analysis going on ITT aside from the sex tape reading is entirely dependent upon a wholly ironic/sarcastic reading of the song's lyrics, which you can't have without the voice adding an interpretive layer. I don't buy the interpretive layer; to me, it just sounds blank.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol dom via twitter:

What if Lana del Ray were black? Since the day she was first blogged, people have asked. The answer isn't what you think.

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

SFJ weighs in

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

i had genuinely forgotten that dom existed

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

"if anything, the songs are built around her limitations/inflexibility."

yeah, uh, pop music to thread?

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

and that isn't a negative in my book either.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

a lot of the reviews coming out are good writing but - i said this last year re: gaga - please please please please can people live with an album for more than TWO DAYS before pronouncing on it

no wonder some just wrote about the LDR "phenomenon". i'm not ready to write about this album and i doubt anyone else is, really.

(yeah i know this is what publications demand. sighhhh)

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

already I wanna apologize for posting her mutilated face

it's kinda weird because I liked "video games" when I first heard it, but didn't listen to it much because I couldn't stand to look at her for any length of time. all this reeses pieces exegesis came after I got the album and could listen to the song without gazing upon forlorn baby fishmouth.

hearing "video games" in the context of the other material influenced what I thought about it, and not only because it stands head and shoulders above everything else on there. she or her management team or her cabal of attorneys have put a lot of thought into constructing this florid + sordid persona, so I'm hearing it partly through that filter.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, uh, pop music to thread?

[..]

and that isn't a negative in my book either.

it's a negative if you can't make the limitation into a strength; if your songs come across as "we did them this way because I can't do anything else", that's not good

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

if i was interviewing LDR i would ask her what about this vaguely lynchian persona/shtick holds so much appeal for you that you want to go "in character" as it across a whole album.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

In a tight, cream-colored dress that looked like what Joan Harris might wear if she went back to Roger Sterling, on “Mad Men,”

Really wish this was true. Joan Harris is the real gangsta Nancy Sinatra.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

some of the youtube songs have some of the worst lyrics i've heard in pop music since the heyday of Bush. for real. and i am almost completely beyond caring about pop lyrics in general. but they are glaringly awful. i was gonna post an example, but i don't even want to spread them around. i was thinking earlier - on here and in general - that i would like her stuff more if someone else was singing her stuff, but i'm not even sure that martina topley-bird could save some of her junk.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

The point here is that a lot of discourse seems to be around how she's singing the song; in fact, pretty much every ounce of textual analysis going on ITT aside from the sex tape reading is entirely dependent upon a wholly ironic/sarcastic reading of the song's lyrics, which you can't have without the voice adding an interpretive layer. I don't buy the interpretive layer; to me, it just sounds blank.

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:46 AM (4 minutes ago)

well yeah I can get this - a lot of ppl are reacting to the song because they feel an emotional tug when they hear it. if it's leaving you feeling dead inside then you are immune to a layer of meaning it has for others.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

if i was interviewing LDR i would ask her what about this vaguely lynchian persona/shtick holds so much appeal for you that you want to go "in character" as it across a whole album.

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), vrijdag 27 januari 2012 17:54 (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think her first big Pitchfork interview some months ago showed she can't really put her money where her mouth is in this respect. The divide between the image she wants to uphold and the way she speaks about it (or rather, is unable to speak about it) was way bigger than I could've imagined.

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

whatever happened to the woman who sang on the first massive attack album? she could probably spin some of LDR's junk into gold.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

Martina Topley-Bird is a fantastic example of someone who sings everything almost exactly the same way in a manner that feels more like a stylistic choice than a limitation.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

Del Rey has managed, like a slow car in the left lane, to make everyone around her angry and over-invested, despite doing relatively little.

lol

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

I think her first big Pitchfork interview some months ago showed she can't really put her money where her mouth is in this respect. The divide between the image she wants to uphold and the way she speaks about it (or rather, is unable to speak about it) was way bigger than I could've imagined.

yup. i didn't read that but that's what i'm getting from the album.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the album confirms that. She's doing the talk but can't walk the walk. In that light her live appearances give off the impression that she in way over her head.

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

I think her first big Pitchfork interview some months ago showed she can't really put her money where her mouth is in this respect. The divide between the image she wants to uphold and the way she speaks about it (or rather, is unable to speak about it) was way bigger than I could've imagined.

― future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:57 AM (2 minutes ago)

the most frustrating thing about the album is there's a vision present that somebody could really mine for gold, she just doesn't have the chops to do it - and when I say chops I don't mean her expressive or vocal range, rather her ability to make aesthetic choices that enhance the vision instead of overselling it. which is another thing that makes "video games" the jewel here, there's some subtlety and mystique at play.

however, I predict this album will be huge for teenagers. dreamo is the new screamo.

xpsssss

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

otm :)

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

if i was interviewing LDR i would ask her what about this vaguely lynchian persona/shtick holds so much appeal for you that you want to go "in character" as it across a whole album.

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, January 27, 2012 11:54 AM

first rule of marketing is stay on message, second rule of marketing is repeat the message

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

the most frustrating thing about the album is there's a vision present that somebody could really mine for gold

didn't julee cruise already mine it for gold?

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

she needs to hire RiRi as her personal trainer

http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rihanna-smoking-weed-01.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

oops no riri. just as well. she's too good for this thread.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

dido mined it for gold!

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

which is why i sound like a broken record. if only someone more talented...etc, etc. cuz it is a good, you know, catchy sound.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

that SFJ article is pretty on point about the album, and this is classic

there is nothing like rapping except for a few Dad-like eruptions of vernacular

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

there's a soridness to del rey, she's trying to work in a gothic trailer trash / nouveau riche angle that I never got from cruise or dido or topley-bird, or maybe I just never listened to the right stuff

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

it's like she tried to make a big beat version of fox confessor brings the flood, and failed

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

none of the other trip-hop female singers mentioned ever sang much about money or class, did they? that's one thing abt LDR that's at least potentially interesting (and comes from rap i think)

ppl keep saying 'i can see what she's trying to do she's just not good at it,' idk, that's kind of interesting too imo.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that's the nouveau riche angle. or the gangster angle. or the gangsta angle. it's all angles but it didn't square.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

didn't tUnEyAARrdS have a song called gangsta? or was that someone else? LDR and tunelady should collaborate.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

she did, I think it's actually about LDR

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't really think there was any more mileage in the wanksta thing but then i watched that stoner office temp show on netflix and laughed my head off. so i was wrong. i mean i was stoned when i watched it but i was still wrong.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

i should really just go buy the last rihanna album. why mess with nancy when you can go with the gangsta frank.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

things I've learned from this thread:

- Rihanna has a penis

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

What if Lana del Ray were black? Since the day she was first blogged, people have asked. The answer isn't what you think.

If Lana Del Rey was black, she'd proabably get constantly compared to Janelle Monae, regardless of those comparisons being apt.

MarkoP, Friday, 27 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Real talk from that SFJ review:

Del Rey is not likely to be good onstage, but this puts her in the company of about fifty per cent of recording artists.

o. nate, Friday, 27 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

What is Lana del Ray were Joan Harris?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

is if

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

what if she were Cherry Jones? better name!

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

you should've been an attorney

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

the mere thought of an LDR/tUnE-yArDs collaboration is cracking me the fuck up, it would be like a collaboration between an ice cube and an acetylene torch

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

blockhead is a really limited producer but those articles he wrote are pretty incredible

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

ty kinder

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I'm so internet blog paranoid that I suspect blockhead is on the take, that article reads like a checklist of what somebody who loves LDR would like to believe about her

if it's true, well yeah, weird world

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

dunno, he says that all he's saying is positive about her, but I don't see anything he wrote as positive

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

the way I see it, he's just like "this is what happened"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

"I am in the music business and I didn't know how pop music works, but here's one way it does"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

" "

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

The Blockhead story sounds totally believable to me, and though he praises her a lot, I'm not sure this unvarnished behind the scenes story is exactly the kind of thing that she and her management would want to circulate.

o. nate, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

one thing that resonated with me in the blockhead post... even though her plastic lips creep me out, the ersatz glamour is so much a part of her character that I'm like, "of course she'd have a bad lip job, what a commitment to the role" she should have had a song about her lipjob on the album.

Not to mention, I realize her inflated lips are strange. They certainly weren’t around when we met. In fact, she was way hotter without them. But, in a way, I gotta think it was all part of her plan. “Lana Del Ray” was a character and those lips were part of that plan. The thing is, I’ve read a ton of shit about people saying this character was manufactured but that’s bullshit. Sure, it’s not her real name but the idea behind that person was in Lizzy before I even met her. Hell, just how she was dressed coming into the studio was enough for me to know that. She looked like a pinup model straight out of the trailer park. She always seemed to have to idea of this throwback Nancy Sinatra meets “Madmen” meets current white trash thing as her entire theme.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

So really she's more like the Juggalo Nancy Sinatra

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

I don't understand how "she is so authentic" matches up with "she had lip injections to fit a marketing image"?

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3CCDF.jpg

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

if i was interviewing LDR i would ask her what about this vaguely lynchian persona/shtick holds so much appeal for you that you want to go "in character" as it across a whole album.

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, January 27, 2012 6:54 AM (1 hour ago)

hey robert smith what is it about this burton-esque gothic persona/shtick holds so much appeal for you that you want to go "in character" as it across a whole album?

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

(that was "I don't know where to put this.." but then I knew" xp

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

I don't understand how "she is so authentic" matches up with "she had lip injections to fit a marketing image"?

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, January 27, 2012 2:22 PM (23 seconds ago)

yeah there's a weird disconnect in saying "this character wasn't manufactured" - characters are always manufactured - I think what he's trying to say is this is *her* vision, it wasn't some focus group music industry spiel that was pushed on her

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

otm^ thats the thing i took away from the blockhead blog posts

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

to be fair gr80 that is something lex would probably like to ask robert smith

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

I actually suspect grady grew her in a petri dish, can you confirm or deny this rumor

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

the blockhead blog posts are blocked at my job otherwise I'd dig into them myself

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

blockhead, from jan 10 2010

A few months ago my manager called me with an idea: He was in contact with a, mostly unknown, female vocalist who was looking to sharpen her sound. Up to that point, she had been signed to a small indie label and made music that was an interesting mix between old torch songs and something kinda of Portisheadish. That’s actually a terrible description but, regardless, it was actually pretty good.

Basically, the idea of bringing her and I together was for her to get a different type of production that may help her get wider appeal and give her “An Edge”. This idea struck me kind of funny because it’s not like I’m a particularly mass appeal kinda guy, I make sample heavy underground hip hop. A sub-genre that never has equated to ‘wider appeal’ but upon, checking her music out, I figured why not.

I sent her some beats and she immediately started writing to them, apparently they were good for that. Within two days she had written like five songs, I saw this as a good sign, we made a date to go to the studio and just see what happened.

So, the day came and the plan was as such:
I would go to a studio and meet her, along with two other guys. The two other guys were engineers and musicians who also happened to own the studio we were using and it was their job to serve as middle men between the singer and I. Her voice, my beats, and them pretty much producing the track.

When I arrived I was greeted by one of the studio guys, he was friendly and had also grown up in NYC so we had some shit to talk about. The other studio guy showed up and he was very nice as well. The singer was running late so we started dumping the beats I had brought with me on to pro tools, just so we’d have something to work with. The studio guys bobbed their heads and complimented the tracks as everything was getting sorted.

Finally, the singer arrived, she was adorable. I think all three of us guys (who had never met her before) we all taken back. She was sweet and cute in a way that you would think anyone could make her a star. Since I’m an honest wifed up guy, my first thought when seeing her (which would normally be, ‘I would like to have sex with this person.’) was ‘This girl is insanely marketable.’ And, after I heard her sing, that thought only intensified. She was flawless on her takes and precise, her lyrics were even interesting.

I began to feel like we may be on to something and this chance I took was a great idea. Fast forward one hour and my mood had changed. Within that time period, the beat I had given them had been turned on it’s ass and sounded like a completely different genre. The only thing left from my original piece was a quiet sample of a guitar floating in the background (seemingly to appease me) and half of a horn loop being used completely differently then I had intended. The original drums had been mostly kicked to the curb in favor of live drums that sounded like lounge music played by a bar band. The majority of the samples had been replaced by soft guitars and rhodes progressions. Any edge I could have possibly brought to the table had been eradicated. All this was going on while the two guys working on the music were frequently turning back at me saying shit like, ‘Dude, awesome track..’ , as if my beat was even a part of what was going on in the song at this point.

As the singer laid her vocals down perfectly and all the sequences started coming together, my initial disgust with what had gone down started to wane because I could see what was happening. My beat was just a template, she simply used it as a means to write a new song and the music itself was unimportant. These two engineer/musican guys were there to bring the pop feel to the table. As much as I didn’t like the music that came out of it, their musicianship could not be denied. They knew what they were doing and they executed it perfectly, I just wasn’t in on it. But, right then, I got it; this was the creation of pop music. I honestly had never given it much thought, it was taking something rough and shining it down to a dull glow. Finding a happy shmedium is key to making pop music; It has to be simple but not too simple, predictable but not too predictable, catchy is the most bland way possible, and, most of all, play towards the lowest common denominator.

Here was a girl with a great voice, style, and mind for what she’s doing and two highly skilled musicians with endless knowledge of music and music theory. And there you have me, a hip hop producer who plays no instruments, can’t read music and is completely removed from anything that’s been played on the radio in the last 5 years. Yet, if she and I had just recorded a song over my beat it would be more compelling then the song that came to be. Sure, the final product was amazingly produced and arranged. The attention to detail was immaculate; chord changes, breaks and layers of instrumentation unlike anything I’d ever worked on. Had the singer and I made the song, it would have been pretty simple, basic sequencing and song structure, but it would have sounded unlike anything else out right now.

For better or for worse.

In reality, the actual final product was not bad, it was just typical and it wouldn’t stand out. For as well as it was made and good as she could sing, it just seemed like it was coming off the assembly line. The bottom line is that the song was corny and no matter how good the ingredients are, if dinner tastes like shit, it tastes like shit.

This whole event got me thinking about music and how it gets made and why music is the way it is now. It’s pretty clear that regardless of skill or talent, pop music is gonna be pop music, major labels are not gonna take risks. The sad thing is, I feel like there’s lots of lesser known music that would be huge if just given the exposure. Plenty of indie acts make catchier music then any popular pop act with a production machine pumping the pistons in the background.

The problem is that radio and major labels would rather play it safe and simple. They know that if you push a song enough, it’ll catch on simply by not going away. It’s them that dictate everything we hear on the radio or see on tv. I’m the first person to admit that most people are complete and utter morons when it comes to music but maybe it’s not totally their fault. Maybe if they were exposed to shit that wasn’t so mind numbingly average, they’d actually like it. For every John Mayer, there’s gotta be a better yet lesser known version of him trying to make it. but when placed on a larger scale his music is deemed to far out there.

But says who?

Probably a focus group of idiots and a 65 year old white guy who runs a record label. What happened? In the 60′s and 70′s, we had people like the Beatles and Stevie Wonder on the pop charts; Ugly motherfuckers had a chance to make it in music simply based on the merit of their music. Now it’s pointless to even try to make it big in music unless you’re the total banal package and this all brings me back to this singer girl I worked with.

Talented. Beautiful. Marketable.

Yet, with all this working for her, I’m willing to bet it’s not gonna pan out. It has nothing to do with her but the machine simply doesn’t have the time, it’s got bigger fish to fry. Miley fucking Cyrus probably wants to make a rap album.

(little update: i wrote this a while back and since then, the girl singer was part of a label war, got signed to a good indy, that indy folded and now she’s back to the drawing board. shit is real, huh?)

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

blockhead from jan 25 2012

About three/four years ago, I wrote an entry for the Def Jux Blog (that I eventually posted here) about me working with a female vocalist. It basically just described the frustration of trying to make music with people when outside influence won’t let you do what you want. That girls name was Lizzy Grant. About a year or two after we had that studio session, I saw some new videos of hers pop up on youtube under the name Lana Del Ray. Flash forward to the present day and this girl is a huge star.

For a reference point, here’s the original story:
http://phatfriend.com/2010/01/12/it-might-blow-up-but-it-wont-go-pop/

I’ve been kinda wrestling with the idea of whether of not I should write this piece. Part of me feels like it’s cheap cause, now that this girl is famous (and notorious) , it’s seemingly just a cheap way to get readers. However, considering the bad press she’s been getting lately, I don’t think it would hurt to just shed some light on some things from my perspective.

So, I’m still “friends” with Lizzy on facebook. It’s not like we ever speak but you know how facebook friendships are. There are people on there who you met once at a drunken party that, because of befriending them, you know what their kids look like. Anyway, the other day, Lizzy Posted an urgent plea to all her Facebook friends to please not accept any interviews from people trying to dig up dirt on her. This was shortly after the Saturday Night Live debacle and, honestly, I can’t imagine what kinda hell this girl was going through.

Yes, the SNL performance was fucked up. I was extremely surprised. Once that aired, it would seem like shit hit the fan. I mean there was a fucking front page article on Yahoo.com about “Worst SNL performance ever?!” (Did they forget the existence of Ashley Simpson?). Suffice to say, coming from what I knew , I felt like Lana Del Ray was getting an extremely bad rap.

Now, I can only base this on my brief experience with her, but there is no doubt in my mind that that girl is talented. I’ve worked with all sorts of people over the years and she was one who stepped into the studio with a game plan and the ability to knock it all out in one take. All I can guess is that she’s got terrible stage fright or something. Cause I know, for a fact , she can sing. Not to mention, I realize her inflated lips are strange. They certainly weren’t around when we met. In fact, she was way hotter without them. But, in a way, I gotta think it was all part of her plan. “Lana Del Ray” was a character and those lips were part of that plan. The thing is, I’ve read a ton of shit about people saying this character was manufactured but that’s bullshit. Sure, it’s not her real name but the idea behind that person was in Lizzy before I even met her. Hell, just how she was dressed coming into the studio was enough for me to know that. She looked like a pinup model straight out of the trailer park. She always seemed to have to idea of this throwback Nancy Sinatra meets “Madmen” meets current white trash thing as her entire theme. She was obsessed with images of swimming pools, drinking tab soda and just a certian low brow elegance that wasn’t common in music. Even on the song we did (That I’ll be getting to briefly), her lyrics were trying to paint a picture of something very similar to where she eventually went with her new music. So, to be clear, all the detractors saying she’s some made up by the machine pop star are full of shit. While it’s impossible to keep the businesses hands out the pop when creating a pop star, the roots of where this all comes from are firmly inside of Lizzy Grant.

When I first got word that we were gonna do music together, I did some research. She had tons of youtube videos (which have since been taken down). The videos were made up of old stock footage cut up with shots of her singing…that was her thing. It created a very specific mood of nostalgia. Lo and behold, when the official video for “blue Jeans” dropped, it was the same thing

My point in this being, she had a vision of how she wanted to present herself and her music far before the foreign press was licking her ass or before anyone put her on SNL.

Anyway, I write this not as a “Leave Lana Alone!” manifesto. Nor as any sort of “Lana Del ray EXPOSED!” cause, honestly, I’ve got nothing but good things to say about her. I feel the anger towards her is unjust (especially in a era of super stars like Rihanna who can barely sing in tune without a studio to fix it) I figured now, more than ever would be a great time give you guys further insight into the music we made.

In my initial post, I wrote that Lizzy had picked beats and wrote a bunch of songs to them. She then came to a studio , where she, two engineers/studio musicians, and me planned to make those songs. If you read the earlier post, you know how they turned out in my eyes. But, hey, I’m one man and maybe too involved in it…So , I figured maybe I’d let you judge for yourself…

Here’s the original beat that she choose to write to:
http://limelinx.com/files/d7ef38314ee7626b8fe78aeb24e81e28

Now, to be honest, I always though this beat was pretty mediocre. But, it had a certain ruggedness to it that I thought could work well with some singing on it (if not rapping). She picked it, and wrote something cool to it, so we went with it.

Here’s the song that came out of that:
http://limelinx.com/files/e4e9d9fd01a1f682af18539c053aef22

This is a rough mix but you get the idea. A little different, huh?
Here’s where I get a little bitter. The idea of bringing me in to work with her was to hear her sound in a different light. At the time, she was signed to a small indie label and still trying to find her sound. I can 100% accept that I was not the right sound for her. But it definitely bummed me out that we went into work on some shit that could have been interesting and it came out to a very typical , almost “bar band” kinda vibe. All that was left of my beat was a fading horn, a little of the guitars and a simple bass line. The rest was replaced with corny drums sounds, lame rhodes progressions and some guitars riffs. I realize this sounds like I’m shitting all over the other two dudes who did all the instrument work but I’m not. They did they’re job. They made it a more pop friendly song. Those dues are far more talented musicians than I’ll ever be, we just have a different take on music, that’s all. I think I just under the assumption that’s what we weren’t there to do. I figured Lizzy and I were bought in together to try and see what happens when a girl like her sings over beats like mine. But, to really the fault of no one involved, it just didn’t happen.

It’s funny to hear where Lizzy went with her style cause it was so far from both my sound and the sound of that song we made. She choose wisely. I don’t know what the future holds for her and really hope the SNL debacle doesn’t bury her. I’d imagine she’s got a full length album dropping soon and I’m definitely curious to hear it. I think both “Blue Jeans” and “Video Games” are really good songs so it gives me hope that she’s committed to moving forward in that direction and we won’t be hearing her do any dance songs full of bad synths and triton drums anytime soon. I suppose we’ll see. regardless, I wish her good luck and think motherfuckers need to let her breath a little.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

what was the indie label she signed to that folded?

akm, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

"My publicists, in their long career, say they have never seen someone be more fictionalized," she griped

Number None, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

oh the irony

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

that album is pretty good, not sure yet but as a whole i might like it better than born to die.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

the drums do my head in

Number None, Friday, 27 January 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

"Miley fucking Cyrus probably wants to make a rap album."

would buy. or borrow from chuck.

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

something deeply gross about the endless, fascinated tearing at LDR's persona, appearance and authenticity. say this as someone who's been involved ITT this thread and is as guilty as anyone. not sure why, but the more the story builds and the more people position and reposition themselves relative to the artist and image, the more repulsive it all becomes.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

So the previous record is "Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant" not "Lana Del Rey"? That's some Bri/yan McFadden shit

kinder, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

its just gossip and stuff. just some gals talking. what's the big deal?

x-post

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

Lana Del Boy

kinder, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

if you can't pick on semi-celebrities who the hell can you pick on?

scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

something deeply gross about the endless, fascinated tearing at LDR's persona, appearance and authenticity. say this as someone who's been involved ITT this thread and is as guilty as anyone. not sure why, but the more the story builds and the more people position and reposition themselves relative to the artist and image, the more repulsive it all becomes.

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, January 27, 2012 3:04 PM

some of the more interesting discussions are related to this imo - she has positioned herself in a way that forces ppl to talk about this shit

if you don't want to talk about persona, appearance, and authenticity maybe you shouldn't be in a thread about a youtube pop star on ilm?

that said you are always welcome contendo and I'd like to hear yr thinking cap applied to LDR if you can successfully combat the disgust

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

that said you are always welcome contendo and I'd like to hear yr thinking cap applied to LDR if you can successfully combat the disgust

― the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, January 27, 2012 12:13 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

posted quite a bit upthread. popstars represent ideals, and those ideals are often sexual and/or romantic. so it's natural that people respond to them on that level. but i kind of agree with judith (way upthread) that there's a particular narrative of initial interest followed by unmasking and finally by disgust with the expose/ruined object that attaches itself to "sexy" female popstars. that understanding makes me queasy about all the endless bickering about who she really is, why she's chosen the imagery and character she has, and whether or not she deserves the interest/acclaim she's received.

with all that in mind, i wonder whether it might suit the marketers of female pop artist to present her as "pre-ruined", so that a narrative of unmasking, shame and derisive contempt are built into her initial pop offering. you could even write it into the lyrics of a song...

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

i really think that nitsuh wrote about this on his tumblr / nymag better than anyone

guilt is a useless emoticon (D-40), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno man, you just described the hype/backlash cycle, that doesn't seem to be unique to "sexy" female stars

ideas/ideals of the feminine are deeply rooted in what she is doing, the coda song of her (by all accounts, exquisitely crafted) album is called "this is what makes us girls", even if you restrict the conversation to talking about her music and not the marketing it's something that's gotta get addressed

xp

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh and look, nitsuh starts his nymag article talking about said song

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2012/01/lana-del-rey-lurching-toward-vegas.html

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

jeez louise, queasy? you are on an internet message board. on the internet! plus, a lot of what you described are things that make the whole damned thing interesting. how people react to things. i think its interesting. kinda. plus, it's friggin' january. i mean come on.

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scott seward, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?

New board description

Number None, Friday, 27 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think this stuff is gross or weird, and I don't think LDR should read her press instead of weighing it. Most of the articles on her are less actually about her than about the other people writing about her. Meta music journalism run amok, replete with fast fields of strawman controversies. She just happens to be the lightning rod in the center of it all.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 January 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

so, what lessons did we learn from this entire phenomenon?

never give up on your dreams. it may take years and years of work to get a chance to suck on SNL, but no one can take your ILM singles poll ranking from you.

the star of many snuff films (Edward III), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

except azaelia banks

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not surprised she's rereleasing the first album, it would go a long way toward dispelling the idea that she can't sing at all, it's very pretty in places; it's not as 'adventurous' and it's hardly a pop masterpiece but it has some really great stuff on it.

akm, Friday, 27 January 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

christ this thread

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

well that lovefest for frogbs
this morning ended quick
video games

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

imma ruin you cunt
imma ruin you cunt
video gaaaames

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

ha

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

"I think people really throwing hate her way are threatened by her and her DSLs"

2nd comment on Nitsuh's piece in NY Mag

Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno man, you just described the hype/backlash cycle, that doesn't seem to be unique to "sexy" female stars

i dunno. my response here was personal and perhaps not too sensible. something crystallized in my head when dan contrasted getting lip injections for the image with being "authentic" and bateau followed up with that depressing "sex doll at the piano" photo (which may have some subtext i'm missing, i dunno). i just got the heebie-jeebies. and i don't really mean to accuse anyone in particular.

thing is, and though i'm as fucked up about it as anyone else (see my first post itt), i have a very hard time with appearance-based criticism when it's directed at female pop stars. the demands placed upon them are so elevated, so grotesque and so internally conflicted. i'm just amazed that anyone survives it.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

and it's the internet and it's january and i'm an overearnest dork, i know, but every once in a while, i just hit the wall. no one's fault but mine, and i probably should have just gone back to that delightful racism thread.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Is this much different than say Vampire Weekend going from blog sensation to backlash over perceived lack of "authenticity" once their privileged backgrounds got more press attention.

o. nate, Friday, 27 January 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

imma ruin you cunt
imma ruin you cunt
video gaaaames

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, January 27, 2012 5:11 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hah

lag∞n, Friday, 27 January 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

Me will mek yuh run out a mi house
Inna half ah frock
video games

Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 27 January 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

running from the cops
in our black bikini tops
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT

dave cool, Saturday, 28 January 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

i really think that nitsuh wrote about this on his tumblr / nymag better than anyone

― guilt is a useless emoticon (D-40), Friday, January 27, 2012 3:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no offense to nabisco but why don't you just save us some time and only tell us when you DON'T think he wrote the definitive article on a subject

markarles (some dude), Saturday, 28 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

I'm enjoying the album a fair bit more than I'd expected to, although several of the tracks sound a lot more like Britney than I'd have guessed.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

saw this via ann powers/facebook:

http://amyrebeccaklein.tumblr.com/

saw this also via facebook:

http://flavorwire.com/252898/just-the-music-an-experimental-review-of-lana-del-reys-born-to-die

scott seward, Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Recently, the author Sara Marcus told me something surprising: Femininity’s dictionary definition is nothing more than “having qualities traditionally ascribed to women, effeminate, and womanish.” I looked it up to confirm, and it turned out that she was right. In other words, femininity, when you look it up in the dictionary, is entirely vacant of meaning—nothing more than a signifier for itself. Isn’t it strange that no part of “the feminine” says anything about what women really are? It strikes me as significant that the word “femininity” is a mirror of itself, endlessly reflecting our own beliefs.

for fuck's sake

masculinity (noun): possession of the qualities traditionally associated with men

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

oh man that quote. has marcus ever looked at a dictionary? b/c there are a million words defined that way.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

recursively i mean.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

e.g. eccentricity: "the quality of being eccentric."

http://www.millsworks.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/writing_process.gif

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

ARK piece is generally OTM when it comes to LDR and the consumption/loathing of, but the first half is full of unsupported generalities, truisms passed off as truth, and cheap deck-stacking:

Although both the feminine and the masculine represent social constructions, detached from the realities of who people are, it is important to realize that we attach to femininity a series of external, and therefore performable, qualities, while we attach to masculinity more qualities that are internal, native to the self. Try to make a list of the qualities we associate with men: Strength, intelligence, conviction, opinion, reason, declarations, freedom, anger, violence, forcefulness. Then try to list what you read as feminine: Good hair, good makeup, vacillation of opinion, caring for others, and gentleness, perhaps. The first thing you’ll notice is that feminine qualities are more superficial and less descriptive of identity. The second thing you’ll notice is that it’s harder to make a list of internal feminine qualities because we in fact don’t really talk about what women really are, below the surface of what appeals to us.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

i kind of wish academic cultural studies never happened. it just gives people an opportunity to sound imposingly smart while making unfounded claims.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

judy berman's review (the second piece scott linked) is far worse. first of all, it's profoundly dishonest. it pretends that it intends to discuss the music and only the music, then immediately reneges on that promise, completely ignoring the music in favor of another exploration of the political implications of the LDR persona. and it's so crushingly simplistic and literal-minded. no admission that the persona might have any artistic or political complexity. no admission that the assumed audience might not be limited to "the default heterosexual male listener".

if a female painter were to create a series of portraits of sexualized, disempowered and "mysterious" women, would we be so quick to discount the possibility that there might be artistic intent and merit behind the project? if not, then why is berman so quick to presume that the LDR album not only depicts a void but in fact IS a void?

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

it pretends that it intends to discuss the music and only the music, then immediately reneges on that promise

so much rock criticism does this. "but what really matters is the music..." then presto! more discussion of the band are perceived by the press, etc.

i don't know why anyone gives a fuck about lana del rey, though, that's the fundamental problem.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

theres no such thing as 'just discussing the music' & its getting really tiring to read that constantly

'why doesn't pitchfork ever just discuss the music' is the most banal problematic bullshit

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

theres no such thing as 'just discussing the music' & its getting really tiring to read that constantly

'why doesn't pitchfork ever just discuss the music' is the most banal problematic bullshit

This is seriously the dumbest thing you have ever said

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

There are entire academic disciplines built around "just talking about the music"; the problem is that you and most of your contemporaries have no grounding in that world and therefore find the very concept unthinkable.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

guys be cool http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Monday, 30 January 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

theres no such thing as 'just discussing the music' & its getting really tiring to read that constantly

well in absolutely pure sense sure music is imbricated in the world blah blah

but i know you know what we mean when we contrast "discussing the music" with discussion personae, critical reaction, "is she indie?" and all that other stuff.

the real problem is that talking about music requires somewhat specialized knowledge and training and stuff and for some reason almost NO rock critics bother with that stuff. while somehow there are many (not most, but many) film critics that have some understanding of how to analyze film, how it's made etc.

xpot

wot DJP said

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

guys be cool

― dave cool, Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:53 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

easy for you to say! it's in your name!

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

i kind of think its interesting to see different people's reactions to the same thing. LDR is the perfect blank slate for people to project upon. that's kinda the point in a way!

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

audio games, think abt it http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Monday, 30 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

i kind of think its interesting to see different people's reactions to the same thing. LDR is the perfect blank slate for people to project upon. that's kinda the point in a way!

― scott seward, Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:54 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why do you think that is? is it just that her music is so dull?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3fcsigcb1qczi4lo1_500.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

LDR is vague. its the vague gaze. susan sontag could explain it. and the sky's the limit. you can talk about class, race, femininity, etc. she was made for academics. or academic types.

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

what's with clara rockmore up there?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

plus people were getting tired of talking about idol and ke$ha.

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

oh that's who i thought of when dave cool said audio games.

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

what's up with clara rockmore's scandalous tank top btw?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

hey, she was ahead of her time. in more ways than one.

scott seward, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

Video Games (video game version)

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

pitchfork

encarta it (Gukbe), Monday, 30 January 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

i don't agree that you can 'just' discuss the music, because the music is approximating feelings & ideas & concepts that are entirely context-dependent. Sorry dudes

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

but i know you know what we mean when we contrast "discussing the music" with discussion personae, critical reaction, "is she indie?" and all that other stuff.

the real problem is that talking about music requires somewhat specialized knowledge and training and stuff and for some reason almost NO rock critics bother with that stuff. while somehow there are many (not most, but many) film critics that have some understanding of how to analyze film, how it's made etc.

xpot

wot DJP said

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, January 29, 2012 7:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't care about 'is she indie' but on what planet does persona not enter into the reception of 'the music'? you can't just dissociate them like that

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the argument would be that those things - feelings, concepts, and matters of personality - are all a part of the music. A writer may deal with those aspects in specific relation to the music or more abstractly.

timellison, Monday, 30 January 2012 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

pitchfork

― encarta it (Gukbe), Monday, January 30, 2012 8:04 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pitchfork otm

future debts collector (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 30 January 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago) link

i already said that you can't "purely" talk about the music, and surely questions of personality and persona are part of the music. and frankly i don't think her music is worth discussing, so i couldn't give a care what people write about LDR. but in general people skip over some basic musical things -- like the kind of instrumentation, the overall formal shape of a piece, just like, you know, WHAT IT IS DOING MUSICALLY, in a concrete and describable sense (and as DJP points out, lots of people write all kinds of stuff about this sort of thing, usually w/r/t to classical or jazz music)... people skip over this to the stuff that's easier to write about, that doesn't require specialized knowledge or terminology. but a lot of the "impressions" and "associations" that people love to discuss endlessly are founded on some basic formal patterns in the music, which most critics will barely broach.

i'm not saying that critics SHOULDN'T write about persona, marketing, etc. etc., but in rock criticism the amount of real or virtual ink expended on these "broader," sometimes more nebulous aspects dwarfs the amount of ink used to discuss the formal qualities of the music by a million zillion times. so when i say i wish music criticism (or scholarship) discussed "the music" more, i mean i just wish there was a bit more space for formal analysis in the discussion of popular music. well, a lot more space.

i think rock critics have gotten very good--too good even--at talking about certain things, and are generally very very bad at talking about other things. sometimes i think they've basically expended certain familiar concepts, and now we repeat the same discussions over and over and over (see above) while this whole other realm just sits there waiting to be discussed and analyzed in sophisticated, careful, rigorous terms.

again i could give a shit about LDR--her music seems terminally boring, although i'm sure someone could parse it in ways that would be somewhat interesting. but i'm making a larger point, one i've made before. obviously aside from dan and a few other folks i haven't won any converts, and indeed some folks (chuck eddy IIRC) seemed to take personal offense at the idea that rock criticism could or should be something other than what it is at present. oh well.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

i think rock critics have gotten very good--too good even--at talking about certain things, and are generally very very bad at talking about other things. sometimes i think they've basically expended certain familiar concepts, and now we repeat the same discussions over and over and over (see above) while this whole other realm just sits there waiting to be discussed and analyzed in sophisticated, careful, rigorous terms.

I think I said as much when you actually were running with this crusade amateurist, but IMO it's important not to make this into an either/or between blog writing and musicology.

Music criticism should reflect (though not passively or reflexively) what music is used for and how it's used, and this encompasses both of those things, but more importantly encompasses their subtle intertwinings, and many other things besides - most crucially, for me, how certain sounds or modes of performance have connotative or associative qualities that matter (for the creator, for the listener, for the dancer, etc.) in ways that cannot be captured by traditional music theory alone.

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 09:08 (twelve years ago) link

i don't care about 'is she indie' but on what planet does persona not enter into the reception of 'the music'?

when you don't know about persona? it's impt to distinguish between the persona that's conveyed in the song and the persona that's conveyed by all the stuff around it.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

lex Tim F and deej chin stroking about the role of music journalism... i give this topic six, maybe seven posts tops

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

grady stop picking at old weeknd scabs, you'll never heal otherwise.

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Music criticism should reflect (though not passively or reflexively) what music is used for and how it's used, and this encompasses both of those things, but more importantly encompasses their subtle intertwinings, and many other things besides - most crucially, for me, how certain sounds or modes of performance have connotative or associative qualities that matter (for the creator, for the listener, for the dancer, etc.) in ways that cannot be captured by traditional music theory alone.

― Tim F, Monday, January 30, 2012 3:08 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well sure yeah, but in criticism one side of the equation is like infinitely larger than the other. i'm not asking music criticism to become "traditional music theory" (TBQH there IS little "traditional music theory" when it comes to pop music, it would have to built up from aspects of music theory as its been developed for other kinds of music) -- just that pop music criticism and scholarship do a bit more musical analysis. a lot more. which wouldn't take much, because as i see it, music criticism is basically allergic to this sort of thing with very few exceptions.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

to put this another way, let me parse this nice phrase: how certain sounds or modes of performance have connotative or associative qualities that matter

rock critics have become too good at describing "connotative or associative qualities." what they can't do so well is isolate and break down into parts "sounds or modes of performance" and suggest how they function in terms of patterns of expectation and surprise, etc. critics get very vague when it comes to this stuff. just see above. there are maybe two posts in this whole thread that actually try to describe the formal properties of the music as opposed to analyzing lyrics or describing the holistic persona/vibe/etc. that seems to emerge from the music (at least for some).

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i'm the first to say that i'm not qualified to write the sort of pop music criticism i want to read. but jesus god most pop music criticism is boring -- just an endless retread of the same clichés, the same debates.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

i dont really understand what it is you're looking for music crit to do, specifically

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

break down into parts "sounds or modes of performance" and suggest how they function in terms of patterns of expectation and surprise, etc. critics get very vague when it comes to this stuff.

like, i think this is a very vague description of this stuff

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

Presumably he wants more on how the voice, structure, arrangement etc work. You can say a lot about all those things in, say, Video Games without getting into listing the chords.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

to me, in my experience, the main problem i have with amateur critics i read is that they don't make the connections between the descriptive and how the things they describe make the music 'work' or what the role of those particular aspects of the song are for the listener. So I don't really see too many music writers ignoring 'how the music sounds' at all

so, say, talking about a song's textures without indicating what the cumulative effect of those textures is for someone hearing them, without making it clear why they're bringing up a description of those textures. Because no one needs a straight description when they can listen to the piece on its own. Instead, the writing I'm most interested in is highlighting things about the music that make it worth paying attention to, worth pulling from the tremendous cloud of Other Music That Exists

i don't really know how increased attention to why the artist did or did not use a sus chord is really necessary

although actually, if an artist is using sus chords to imitate a weather broadcast that might be a relevant thing to bring up

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

Presumably he wants more on how the voice, structure, arrangement etc work. You can say a lot about all those things in, say, Video Games without getting into listing the chords.

― Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, January 30, 2012 3:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this really something rare in music crit? i feel like i read descriptions of 'swelling string sections' and such all the time

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

xxxxxx...post

good question. "swelling string sections" is an extremely general and vague description of something that could sound like a lot of things and have a lot of different effects. "swelling" seems to mean either or both: (1) increasing numbers of string instruments in the arrangement; (2) certain number of string instruments increasing in volume. that doesn't say a lot. at all. if you don't realize that, then you--and myself, to a great extent-- are symptomatic of the problem (which i'd characterize as a kind of musical illiteracy).

my main point is that we need better ways of describing this stuff. more precise ways. richer description, with more concepts and words.

let me answer w/ an example....

this is really basic stuff and not amazing but it's what i could easily access in a few seconds. here's an analysis of a song from mahler's kindertotenlieder. it's not groundbreaking, it's not particularly novel or even all that rigorous in its musical analysis, but it's something that rock criticism rarely does:

http://www.classical.net/music/comp.lst/works/mahler/kindertotenlieder/ktl3.php

an excerpt:

Wenn dein Mütterlein – When thy Mother dear – is the only song specifically about Rückert's daughter. In fact, as we have seen, it is the only song that is about one specific child; the others are about both children or either child. The song states its intentions with the very first line (even if you don't speak German, say these words to yourself, with a heavy step): Wenn dein Mütterlein / Tritt zur Tür herein. Note the simple but effective rhyming of Mütterlein and herein; we'll see an even more effective rhyming at the end of the song. The action of the mother – walking – Mahler portrays by pizzicato bass notes and a steady tread. She appears at the door, and the father sings. But when he does, we are faced again with the awful truth. Most of us know what this first verse is about: When the mother enters the room, the father looks not at her, but where his daughter's face would have been, bright with joy. Starting on a low G, the parent sings two identical upward lines, coming back down to rest on D. The next two identical lines start on middle G and proceed down, coming to a devastating halt on the same D. This upward and downward motion conveys the parent's listless, restless (rest-less!) pacing across their now silent room. But there's much more. Mahler constantly changes time signatures so that the feeling of aimlessness is even more pronounced. In the seventy bars of music there are over twenty changes of time (Henry-Louis de La Grange for sure counted them, but I just can't find the notation). Russell calls this song the most symmetrical in the whole cycle: Not only is it strophic, but "In each stanza an orchestral introduction in 4/4 time is followed by a vocal section in which 3/2 time alternates with 4/4 time." But combined with the steady tread of the cellos, the effect of the alternation is downright disorienting.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:02 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i want to know HOW robert wyatt's "sea song" makes me FEEL, or at least why it captures and retains my attention. or indeed why LDR doesn't do this at all.

and the answer isn't just that the wyatt sounds "melancholy" or has a "swelling mellotron" or something. which is nearly as far as rock criticism will usually go in describing a piece of music. perhaps they would try to convey the dynamics of the song in a metaphorical way, which is valid. but it is still imprecise.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

I can see the strength of that kind of criticism but I think it's alienating to most readers.

On another note…

P!tchf0rk prediction?

8.1

― piscesx, Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:08 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

5.9

― Meme Rogers (DL), Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:14 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Lana Del Rey
Born to Die
Interscope; 2012
By
Lindsay Zoladz
January 30, 2012
5.5

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Because Rob was first? And the format wasn't hackneyed at that time?

Mark G, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Except that most pop music (wide definition of the term here) is not really complex enough to make that kind of analysis particularly interesting or appealing or worthwhile, certainly not as far as LDR is concerned.

Actually if critics did care about this stuff as much as the care about other things it would have completely altered the underlying structure of pop music decades ago.

Matt DC, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Except that most pop music (wide definition of the term here) is not really complex enough to make that kind of analysis particularly interesting or appealing or worthwhile, certainly not as far as LDR is concerned.

i very very strongly disagree. good pop music isn't "simple", it's just complex in different ways from the mahler. i sincerely believe that. i'd read a formal analysis of the cookies' "take good care of my baby" as soon as i'd read an analysis of the kindertotenlieder. it's just that nobody wants to write the former!!!

as for LDR, yeah, i imagine any analysis would be pretty concise. and might have to explain to me how it is so fucking boring. :)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

I think this is done all the time in dance music writing, it just doesn't resemble traditional musicology.

That's why I was surprised by shakey's quote.

Heaps of dance music criticism gets very specific about the rhythmic effects, the production techniques, the kind of synthesisers used, the deliberate use of bpms etc. etc.

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

tim, can you point me to an example. i don't read dance music writing. that sounds exciting TBH. dance music fans seem more amenable to thinking about their favorite genre in formal terms.

to follow up on previous post, i'd read in a heartbeat an essay that simply described and analyze how the different melodies and counter-melodies in "cry me a river" (the j.t./timbaland record) thread through the record, and how they provide patterns of sameness and difference, convergence and divergence, etc. our brains enjoy a pop song's complex mix of familiarity and newness, and describing how that works in a dynamic process over 3 or 4 minutes is a totally admirable and worthy endeavor. that nobody seems interested in doing. :(

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

Do you think that's because most people aren't interested in reading it? Not being snarky - it just seems like a niche approach.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

And growing up I found a lot of that criticism afflicted by what I would call an emotive paucity, excellent descriptions of what the music sounded like and in one sense how it functions, but so myopically focused that it failed or never bothered to connected that functioning to bigger picture concerns in any manner beyond the rote.

xx-post - it's not really that exciting most of the time!

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

that nobody seems interested in doing. :(

isn't it more that few rock critics have the skills to do it?

i'd be totally interested in reading essays from that perspective - as i've said before here, even offhand comments along those lines on sundry pop songs from people like DJP or K8 can be v enlightening.

i don't have anything like the background or training for it but even my very very basic knowledge of music theory seems to be more than a lot of rock critics - the number of times i see musical terms misused, ouch.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

Do you think that's because most people aren't interested in reading it? Not being snarky - it just seems like a niche approach.

i don't know about that! i've never heard that mahler piece but the para amateurist quoted immediately made me want to.

as tim said taking this approach doesn't have to mean taking this approach exclusively.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:18 (twelve years ago) link

many xposts

lex, exactly -- few are qualified to do it. and thanks for making my point for me: i'm not asking that everybody do this sort of thing. just that it would be kind of useful and fun to have it as part of the dialogue. to open up a little space in pop music criticism for formal analysis (and not just fleeting observations but reasonably sustained analysis).

And growing up I found a lot of that criticism afflicted by what I would call an emotive paucity, excellent descriptions of what the music sounded like and in one sense how it functions, but so myopically focused that it failed or never bothered to connected that functioning to bigger picture concerns in any manner beyond the rote.

well yeah that's terribly hard to do. we know so little about how and why music affects us emotionally. few people attempt to write about this let alone succeed. however musicologists have been trying. starting with the great leonard meyer. i don't think it's impossible. and even if you don't make the leap to emotion, there's a lot of interest (to me anyway) in just breaking down ... or reverse engineering, if you will ... the music and its formal patterning.

but yeah even within the academy this sort of thing is a niche. traditional musicologists aren't much interested in popular music, and those writing about popular music (aside from ethnomusicologists) are largely interested in pop music as a social phenomenon.

so maybe not many people want to read it. but that strikes me as a shame and probably symptomatic of what's traditionally been on offer. again, i'm not asking for a wholesale transformation in how pop music criticism is written, just a little space for something different.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

Makes me think of this piece:

http://rougesfoam.blogspot.com/2009/06/loving-wonky.html

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

btw this book is not light reading but it is crazy awesome: http://www.amazon.com/Emotion-Meaning-Music-Phoenix-Books/dp/0226521397

there are a few books that have followed in its wake; just check the "people also bought..." list on the amazon page.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

Of course this remains the gold standard for me:

http://www.garagemusic.co.uk/2step.html

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:27 (twelve years ago) link

I think as well that with a lot of today's music the good music criticism has already absorbed or created its own equivalent of formalist music criticism and anything more comes at the risk of being misapplied: rap of course is all about the grain of the voice, the texture of words and their juxtaposition and all those other things that get wrapped up in the idea of "flow" - "wrapped up", but also frequently unwrapped and broken down and debated in minutiae by fans as well as critics. e.g. to use an ILX home grown example, deej and jordan's 30 best gucci mane tracks of 2008.

for me at least, the dance music equivalent of "flow" is "groove", and again I think a lot of music writing spends a huge amount of time trying to break down how this functions. I think I tend to be more allusive than formalist in my own approach but I think both methods can get you to the destination, capturing and pinpointing exactly what it is that leaps out at you and grabs hold of your heart or your hips in a way that at first seems almost beyond words.

Tim F, Monday, 30 January 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

i very very strongly disagree. good pop music isn't "simple", it's just complex in different ways from the mahler

I didn't say it was "simple", but no, 99% of pop music isn't as complex as Mahler. It doesn't really matter, because complexity is far from being the only virtue, I'm just questioning whether that level of analysis of LDR would be of interest to anyone really.

Matt DC, Monday, 30 January 2012 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

I think this guy writes about pop craft/composition in a really refreshing way: http://plaguehouse.blogspot.com/2010/08/madonnas-holiday.html and http://plaguehouse.blogspot.com/2010/11/hang-with-me-how-to-finish-song.html

Also the guy who does Pushing Ahead of the Dame frequently drops musicological science without being ostentatious or dry, eg:
http://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/absolute-beginners/

Stevie T, Monday, 30 January 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno amateurist, i have actually had musical training, played trumpet for somewhere around 10 yrs & took theory classes in college, but I don't really think much of that stuff is necessarily applicable. There are certain times that i enjoy knowing say what a hemiola is, or find it useful in some manner or another, but the overarching goal of writing, it's fairly marginal stuff, because you're trying to communicate ideas to people who also are unlikely to have that knowledge, and really if they don't then it's probably not that interesting of a point anyway. its like needing to know klingon in order to enjoy star trek or something

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of think formalist music criticism (or at least its take-up) is hindered by the preciseness of the vocabulary. The gap is too huge so why bother.

Partly thinking that because I know amateurist is coming from a film background - which has a formalist tradition that is a lot less precise/dryer than musicological formalism. See something like this: http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/2010/09/15/bond-vs-chan-jackie-shows-how-its-done/

Jedmond, Monday, 30 January 2012 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

My favourite reviews ever were Record Mirror's late 80s, concise-as-hell descriptions of the club tracks of the day.. many 'burbling bobblers' and 'squelchy parping' acid lines. It's easier to do this with more distinctive stuff of course.

I do hanker for some insight, especially regarding stuff I've yet to hear, as regarding 'how does this make me feel' and 'how does it make that happen'. This doesn't have to be musicological, indeed it can be pleasingly abstract and speculative, 'cause that's what you're dealing with.

Yeah Yeah Bohney (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 30 January 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

waiting for pitchfork to disown lana & pan the fuck out of her album once they see light

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P!tchf0rk prediction?

8.1

― piscesx, Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:08 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

5.9

― Meme Rogers (DL), Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:14 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the kid and DL get the prescience award i guess

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Monday, 30 January 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyk4sx8l3J1qano1po3_250.gif

never forget 01.30.12

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 30 January 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

XD

markers, Monday, 30 January 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

Personally I love thinking about pop music through the lens of theory/composition/arrangement/production etc. The gold standard for me is Alan W. Pollack's writing about The Beatles.

I wrote a few pieces where I tried to do the same thing -- one about Bowie's Life On Mars, one about The Zombies' Rose for Emily, and two about my own songs -- but I definitely struggled to make them accessible to a broad audience. Then again I was explicitly coming at it from the angle of compositional analysis rather than a broader "music crit" perspective.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

This all just makes me think of the Beatles joking about how they were being praised for their use of aeolian cadences.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Oof on that pitchfork review. "Like a faked orgasm".

Again they mention her being critiqued on her appearance, and how i signifies sexism. Tbf, I think if a band came out that had a male who gave himself lip injections we'd hear the same kind of stuff.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

But they were using aeolian cadences and it might be interesting to talk about them.

Like your Zombies analysis a lot, Steve!

timellison, Monday, 30 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

@jesshopp Jessica Hopper
Funny how a lot of the Lana Del Rey review are more or less aesthetic slut-shaming, esp. when you isolate the critical phrases/language used
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@jesshopp Jessica Hopper
This attitude about her audacity, sexuality, trying too hard, coming on too strong, how cheap a ploy her looks/sound/lyrics are.
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first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

aw sod em they gave Kanye a 10 and it's more like a 4 so what do they know. props to DL for his crystal ball skillz.

piscesx, Monday, 30 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

I've said this before but I would support jail for people who write about music but don't have a basic working knowledge of musical terminology - it's weird to me that people who within their own genre concerns would naturally say eg "don't write about [genre] unless you know a little about [genre]" zag into it's-all-subjective territory when the confines broaden

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

aw sod em they gave Kanye a 10 and it's more like a 4 so what do they know.

you were the one anticipating it!

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Granted, I have not heard the album, but this is because I found the musical arrangement of "Video Games" so limp and off-putting, particularly when combined with such a blank vocal performance, that I felt no connection to the song and no desire to investigate her any further.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

"Oof on that pitchfork review. "Like a faked orgasm"."

I don't think that's a bad call or necessarily laden with misogyny, since 1/2 of the album's lyrics are candyfloss lolita-inspired porn with a sophisticate sheen so it appeals to people who think they are above katy perry's whip cream shooting boobs.

'national anthem' has the line 'blurring the line between real and the fake' which is the most overtly telling lyric on the record. I realized this morning that I like this album for the exact same reason I liked watching the Hills.

akm, Monday, 30 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

i like harvilla a lot

the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

as for LDR, yeah, i imagine any analysis would be pretty concise. and might have to explain to me how it is so fucking boring. :)

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, January 30, 2012 5:08 AM (5 hours ago)

upthread there's a wide swath of ILX digging "video games", people with some pretty disparate tastes who tried to break down why the song is effective. it's weird to read your detailed breakdowns of what's wrong with music criticism when your repeated analysis of "video games" consists of "it's so boring!"

the cover posted above points out why the song is great, the chorus sounds bigger than everything else around it. the cover also highlights how the pleasurable frisson of the original track is derived from the disconnect between the words and the tone. married to a peppier track the irony in the words gets drained, however there's still a darkness to the chord progression - the shift at the end of "only worth living if somebody is loving you / baby now you do" is like a drop of blood in the water:

http://soundcloud.com/resistorsings/video-games

I suspect ppl who are hating on "video games" will get surprised when they enjoy somebody else's cover of it.

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Intrigued by Jessica Hopper's response there. First time I heard the album I figured that the relentless sexual passivity and gaze-pandering would get her a rough ride from a lot of feminist critics but I guess the ferocity of the LDR-bashers has triggered a more complex response.

Great call by Harvilla re: Garbage's Milk. Been trying for ages to work out exactly which beats-and-strings 90s pop record Born to Die most reminded me of, and it's this. Also, his last paragraph is a way better take on the "we should be ashamed" idea than the one in the NYT.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

can't read beyond him referring to james murphy as "the bard"

Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think that's a bad call or necessarily laden with misogyny

Yeah, I meant it as, that's a pretty harsh review. I don't really scan for misogyny and I think most of the time it's another strawman.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

i loved "milk"! yeah that is a good comparison, sound-wise if not nec the rest. "milk" was a real anomaly in garbage's discography though, whereas i feel the flaw of LDR's album is trying to stretch her shtick out to an unsustainable point

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

It's good. Very goofy and OTT in an early-P4k way but it suits his theme.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

I think Harvilla gets closest to my own response in that I find even the crassest cliche overloads kind of endearing. Like National Anthem obviously isn't subtle social satire but the bluntness, the chintziness, the secondhand language, all serves to make its point brilliantly nonetheless.

Meme Rogers (DL), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

accusing her of trolling is pretty accurate too

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

harvilla's review is good except for the part where he tries to force you to admit that this particular collection of cliches can't help but be appealing.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Tbf, I think if a band came out that had a male who gave himself lip injections we'd hear the same kind of stuff.

yeah, but we don't put the same social pressure on male pop stars to look surgically perfect. blaming female artists for subjecting themselves to what so many fans (male and female) demand strikes me as incredibly cruel.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

harvilla piece is great

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

blaming female artists for subjecting themselves

esp when "blaming" = protracted convulsions of collective slut-shaming

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

someone please point out where it is argued that Lana Del Rey got lip injections because of fan demand...?

also have you seen Pete Burns lately?

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

But they were using aeolian cadences and it might be interesting to talk about them.

For sure; there's a lot more to say about The Beatles or whoever using this or that compositional device than just identifying it with a funky name and explaining it in dry music theory terms; e.g. who else has used the same device, how have they used it, does this particular usage satisfy or confound our expectations, etc. It's about making connections and highlighting those subtle bits of artfulness which an untrained listener might miss but could appreciate with a little guidance, the same as any kind of analysis. Discussions of quote music theory unquote may be off-putting because the terms sound really arcane and academic, but it's just music, it exists wherever music exists.

this is because I found the musical arrangement of "Video Games" so limp and off-putting, particularly when combined with such a blank vocal performance, that I felt no connection to the song and no desire to investigate her any further.

There's definitely something kind of alienating in the canned orchestation on the track; I think it's to do with the fact that on first blush they sound enough like real strings, and they're deployed in a stylistically-consistent way that references other music that would have used real strings, but they're synthesized. And then you wonder, am I meant to be convinced that these are real instruments? Or is the first-blush resemblance to real instruments, followed by the discovery on closer inspection of their fakeness, the whole point?

I remember cocking an eyebrow when I came across someone praising the song's "string arrangement." I mean I guess setting your keyboard to a string sound is a string arrangement. But I think it's kind of a microcosm of the question about to what extent the track, and LDR's persona, is meant to be an ironic performance. I've seen videos of the song being performed live with actual string players and it felt like there was a little less ambiguity to it, a little less room for irony or double meaning. Which is why I think the track is cool with a more straight-up video-gamey sound to it.

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

I seem to remember mocking the hyper hygiene of n'sync at one point in my life

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

don't even want to dwell on what sort of treatments those boys went through

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

"clutching at borrowed pearls" is a great turn of a turn of phrase

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

someone please point out where it is argued that Lana Del Rey got lip injections because of fan demand...?

lol. point is that there's distinct pressure for women to conform to unrealistic sexual ideals. for female performing artists, this pressure seems to be all the more severe. that's the sort of "demand" i was talking about. sincerely hate the tendency of so many observers, male and female, to blame women for getting the balance wrong, overstepping the limit, looking "fake" (megan fox for ex), gaining weight or w/e.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

for female performing artists

= for young and "sexy" female performing artists of the sort that pop audiences demand

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

i actually agree w/ contenderizer than adam bruneau's post was stupid

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

upthread there's a wide swath of ILX digging "video games", people with some pretty disparate tastes who tried to break down why the song is effective. it's weird to read your detailed breakdowns of what's wrong with music criticism when your repeated analysis of "video games" consists of "it's so boring!"

well, i was kind of kidding. winky face and all that. i would love to read a sensitive analysis of the song, even though naturally it wouldn't interest me as much as an analysis of a song that actually interests me on its own.

btw thank you folks SO MUCH for sharing all those links to examples of music criticism that is a bit (or more than a bit) invested in formal analysis. can't say i have time to read them today but i have bookmarked them and will read soon.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

to follow up on previous post, i'd read in a heartbeat an essay that simply described and analyze how the different melodies and counter-melodies in "cry me a river" (the j.t./timbaland record) thread through the record, and how they provide patterns of sameness and difference, convergence and divergence, etc.

You remember this Alex Ross bit, right?:

"Cry Me a River" has no apparent relation to the 1955 standard made famous by Julie London, although a future analysis of internal structural ratios may show otherwise. The vocals are plaintive to the point of whining, but the inner voices have a cool, contrapuntal flow, creating the sort of muscular melancholy so characteristic of postwar rhythm and blues. There are at least seven layers of simultaneous activity in the song: it's as if Timbaland wanted to see how much he could pile on without creating atonality. First there is an arpeggiated keyboard figure, followed by male voices singing a bit of Gregorian-style chant. Next comes a steady, sombre pattern that sounds a little like the minor-key vamp in Ellington's "East St. Louis Toodle-Oo." Below it are four bass notes, recurring in chacona style. Now the angelic Timberlake enters, together with a more nasty-minded rhythm section, a vaguely Indian-sounding synthesized string orchestra, and, finally, sped-up versions of all the above.

In sum, "Cry Me a River" may be the most polyphonically complex teenybopper ballad in history.

jaymc, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sexPTYJ4fbo

James Mitchell, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

after hearing the other cover version I was thinking you could plop the "video games" chorus into an 80s synthpop number and it would work perfectly, ^ proves it I guess

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

That one was neat. I cannot support, however, the three-syllable pronunciation of the word "only."

St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Radio (easily the best track on the album imo) is currently sat at number 1 on the Hype Machine chart.

piscesx, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

i think we already know that lana del rey is popular

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 08:56 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe wait for the first week sales before deciding that. A few US critics were making predictions on Twitter and the range was huge - nobody knows. UK's different - wouldn't be surprised by a first week #1 and I reckon releasing Radio and National Anthem as singles could keep the momentum going for months.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

ew, "national anthem" is one of the awful ones though. that and "off to the races" make me cringe (as opposed to eg "dark paradise" which is just a bit boring, and "carmen" which is where LDR's love of clichés tips into utter pointlessness).

the album made me realise that i do actually love "born to die" (the melody is so generous) and "blue jeans" - the other ones i'm going back to are "summertime sadness", "this is what makes us girls" and "without you". the latter two are maybe the most interesting lyrically?

i think i love LDR best when i can detect an undertone of...resentment, where the division between the narrator and the author is most apparent. when i sing along to eg "blue jeans" and "summertime sadness" i feel my mouth curling into a bit of a sneer - there's something i read recently about the sounds of words being the most honest things of all, and there's something about the particular imagery she uses that conveys this intense dislike of the mould she's making for herself.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

are there more than two lines anywhere on this record that sound like a continuous vocal take

junior dada (thomp), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

'off to the races' sounds weirdly british

junior dada (thomp), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

Just went to listen to National Anthem again (heard the album for review purposes a while back, haven't downloaded the leak). Not only is not on Spotify but it's been removed from YouTube. They really want those first-week sales.

But anyway that chorus is huge.

I don't hear any sneer in Blue Jeans. I do in Summertime Sadness but I thought she just sounded embarrassed by it. It's such a banal song - the worst on the album imo. Maybe I'll like it more when I hear the album again.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

embarrassment might be key! i wouldn't use that word cuz it implies a lack of poise, and at her best on record LDR is very poised, but a definite undercurrent of intense dislike, directed at herself as well as the boy, for performing these roles (while still being fascinated by them) (fascinated enough to do a whole album about them in any case)

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

i like the line about telephone wires above sizzling like your stare in "summertime sadness"

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

original discoverer of del rey speaks

http://read.mtvhive.com/2012/01/30/lana-del-rey-first-album-5-points-records-interview

'I was excited. She was very original. I didn’t think she was the same as the other alt-indie girls. She also is a very intelligent and creative person. She would ride around on the subways all night sometimes, writing lyrics and stuff like that.'

lol this whole thing is so condescending and horrible

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

when i sing along to eg "blue jeans" and "summertime sadness" i feel my mouth curling into a bit of a sneer

I think I deserve recognition for avoiding a very easy joke here

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of off-topic here, but I thought was interesting with regards to how the "general public" feels about LDR. My wife, who rarely gets excited about new music, is really anxious to hear her new album and has been questioning me about her all week. I played her "Video Games" last year and she liked it, she also saw the SNL performances and in her words, "yeah, it was bad, but everyone sucks on SNL", but she remains really excited for the full-length.

Anyway, I thought it was really interesting to see LDR be the one new artist she's really interested in right now.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

My wife too. She also has a general sense that the backlash is bullying which makes her double down on her LDR love. Helped by the fact that my 5-year-old daughter loves singing Video Games around the house.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

i watched like 30 seconds of the snl video games and was so embarrassed i had to turn it off

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I think thats part of it from my wife as well, we talked a little bit about all the "authenticity" arguments last night and her bottom line was basically, "that's such bullshit, just because she's an attractive female?".

(xpost)

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

"that's such bullshit, just because she's an attractive female?" also has a lot to do w/ why she was on snl despite having a career that spanned all of two songs

iatee, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, totally! I don't disagree with that in the least.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Do they usually restrict their guest artists to those who have had a long and productive career?

she was on the JRoss show over here, the performance was dull/lacklustre (I thought the SNL one was alright), but as my wife says "they always have awful sound on there"..

.. and they tend to limit their guest artists to "whoever has a single out that sort of fits in with the show style / remit"

Mark G, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think they've ever had anyone on who didn't even have an album yet

iatee, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

there mustve been someone w/a hit single and debut album abt to drop on before

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

iirc, Jessie J was on SNL before he album came out in the U.S. Plus they are putting Karmin on in a few weeks.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

putting us all on

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

LDR's had a album out, innit?

Mark G, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing the season finale will be Pomplamoose.

Her album comes out today in the U.S. Mark G, she was on SNL a couple weeks ago.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

LDR's had a album out, innit?

― Mark G, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:31 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh kinda

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

my wife too!

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

Lana Del Rey, popular with ILM spouses since 2012!

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, maria really digs LDR. she even sent away for a picture disc single.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

she hasn't been this excited about someone since death grips.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

(I read that as Scott's wife has had an album out too at first)

Mark G, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

With the topic of attractiveness can it be said to be two fold? People love to hate pretty girls while secretly wanting to have sex with them or be them. I don't find her attractive per se but I find the potential execution of her image appealing. I think bitching about singers who only get far on looks is tired by now because if people wanted "real music" then they should buy music by whomever despite looks (and not comment relentlessly on the Internet about their looks/clothes/surgeries they had, etc.). But since we are a vain stupid society who project assumptions and fantasies on strangers who sing that's not the case. I guess what I'm trying to say here is bitching about LDR while not supporting an "average or ugly" artist who songs are good doesn't make a person's argument valid. And if you do support artists despite looks then that's cool.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

The other fold would be liking an artists mainly because he/she is attractive.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

She also has a general sense that the backlash is bullying which makes her double down on her LDR love.

People have been retweeting her official line about the release being top 10 'in spite of the haters' so yeah this is a good marketing strategy that she is pretty wise to embrace.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it worked for the Sex Pistols.

Mark G, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

The More I Listen to Lana Del Rey’s Album, the More I Like It
By Jonah Weiner | January 30, 2012

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

god man stop listening to it then ffs!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

The More I Look at Lana Del Rey’s Album, the More I Like Her

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

People have been retweeting her official line about the release being top 10 'in spite of the haters' so yeah this is a good marketing strategy that she is pretty wise to embrace.

oh god

it's the "Miranda Sings" strategy of marketing

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

the more i think abt ripping lana del reys top off and making alienated dystopian animal love to her the more i just dont know abt life any more you know

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

She's had so much shit in the past few months that I would be stunned if she didn't try to make hater-defiance a selling point. With some people you think "Who exactly are these haters you keep whining about?" but I think LDR has a solid excuse.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

In fairness, I have no real idea of exactly how bad it is for her because I had never seen her mentioned outside of ILX until her SNL appearance, after which point I mostly studiously avoided mention of her outside of ILX because, well, I kind of hated her.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

do you find her annoying

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol no

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

I guess if she'd ignored the internet entirely she'd have been sheltered from the backlash until SNL, but she doesn't strike me as an ignoring-the-internet kind of person.

As a side note, I really wish people would stop mentioning Brian Williams in their album reviews.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

my overall reaction was "there's a voice there, why isn't anyone helping her figure out how to use it"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think they've ever had anyone on who didn't even have an album yet

i think i saw some people say ms dynamite was on snl before her album was released back in the day?

She's had so much shit in the past few months that I would be stunned if she didn't try to make hater-defiance a selling point. With some people you think "Who exactly are these haters you keep whining about?" but I think LDR has a solid excuse.

aaaaaand i can almost hear the kanye collaboration now

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Me too. She's a Kanye hook waiting to happen, especially since the album is already in MBDTF territory.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

And if Kanye starts weighing in on the real-v-fake debate LDR's lyrics are going to sound like Randy Newman by comparison.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

Randy Newman's lyrics already sound like the "Left foot/Right foot/Left foot/Right foot" parody from Family Guy so I can't tell if that's a plus or minus for LDR

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

I guess if she'd ignored the internet entirely she'd have been sheltered from the backlash until SNL, but she doesn't strike me as an ignoring-the-internet kind of person.

the backlash really is a byproduct of the internet age. used to be somebody had to fuck up the national anthem at a sporting event to get this type of exposure.

one of the most memorable SNL performances I've seen was everclear doing "santa monica" in '96. the bassist and the guitarist were out of tune and it sounded horrible, they didn't even come back to play a second song. if that happened today it would get blogged to hell and back.

can you imagine if cat power had done SNL early in her career? yikes.

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I think thats part of it from my wife as well, we talked a little bit about all the "authenticity" arguments last night and her bottom line was basically, "that's such bullshit, just because she's an attractive female?".

(xpost)

― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"that's such bullshit, just because she's an attractive female?" also has a lot to do w/ why she was on snl despite having a career that spanned all of two songs

― iatee, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

people like attractive people. we like to give attractive people careers in attractiveness so that we can look at them and fantasize about them and consider purchasing the products they endorse.

we also enjoy hating them. the latter tendency i'm much less sympathetic with, especially when the attractive people in question are young women. you want to like attractive people and buy their records and watch them on E! Entertainment Television? fine. that's your business and no harm done. but the inverse of that, the desire to disparage pretty young women simply because they seem to "get by on their looks" kind of disgusts me.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

oh i just remembered, wasn't LDR supposed to do a few other US chat shows around now? ellen, and another one? have those happened yet?

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under the Bridge" on SNL was a trainwreck.

frogify bool sheet (beachville), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

its pretty memorable when someone doesn't suck on snl.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it was one of two times I saw SNL! Just thought I'd chime in like I knew something.

frogify bool sheet (beachville), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Randy Newman's lyrics already sound like the "Left foot/Right foot/Left foot/Right foot" parody from Family Guy so I can't tell if that's a plus or minus for LDR

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:46 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

omg stfu u monster

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

maura says this is the worst thing yet. so, of course, i will read it now:

http://www.esquire.com/features/music/lana-del-rey-album-review-0212

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

aaaaaand i can almost hear the kanye collaboration now

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:41 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is an amazing concept and i for one cannot wait

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

randy newman sucks. everyone knows it. they just feel bad for him cuzza his shirts.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

and if it takes two kent school grads to point that out, well, then it has to be done.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

scotts worst nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9ZzrkLTDQ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

oh i just remembered, wasn't LDR supposed to do a few other US chat shows around now? ellen, and another one? have those happened yet?

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

scheduled for letterman on thurs 2/2/12 but idk maybe it was cancelled?

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

Not to associate everyone who dislikes her with the creeps in newspaper comment threads but the angle of the creeps' complaints are revealing. They are already obsessed with the idea that the music industry is an all-powerful, many-tentacled conspiracy that is lying to them, bribing journalists for good reviews, etc. Add to that an attractive young woman with a rich dad and it's a perfect storm of impotent resentment whereby LDR becomes the symbol of all that is wrong with music, capitalism, the youth of today, and the comment creeps' own wretched lives.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

i think i resent it way more if unattractive people (who also suck) get to be massive and successful. like, drake isn't EVEN hott so WHYYYYYYY :(

"attractiveness" is such a weird thing to base anything on though - it's just a totally nebulous, meaningless word, and it's often a stand-in for "visually striking" or "charismatic" or "willing to wear revealing clothes", because how we relate to celebrities visually is kinda more individual and complex than just reductive "sexual desire"

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

LDR becomes the symbol of all that is wrong with music, capitalism, the youth of today, and the comment creeps' own wretched lives

to be fair about 90% of interviews with pop stars are seen as this BTL

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

i don't hate nina simone anymore! i came around. my brother-in-law played an album and i really liked it. see, i can learn.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

haha just when i was gonna start a why does skot h8 nina simone and randy newman thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

You know this version, Scott?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHEPi_iK6jM

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

people who ascribe pretty female popstrels' popularity entirely to their hotness never seem to realise that for most of them, their actual active fanbase is mostly young straight women and gay men - the straight boys who fancy nicole scherzinger weren't exactly first in line for pussycat dolls music

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

i was just listening to the tamlins!

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

i've been listening to so much gorgeous gorgeous jamaican vocal stuff. i wish there was more stuff like that on the radio! just heartbreaking and beautiful and so powerful.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

(probably why i was such a fan of that first massive attack album)

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Tamlins' vocalist is awesome

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

That Tamlin's version of Batlimore is one of my all-time favourite records I think. (It's collected on Darker than Blue, right?)

Fizzles, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Tamlins.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

randy newman is awesome!

Beat-up little seagull
On a marble stair
Trying to find the ocean
Looking everywhere

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

tho i dont much care for his singing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Beat-up little seagull
On a marble stair
Trying to find the ocean
Looking everywhere
Video gaaaames

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9wrKSutqsE

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

its pretty memorable when someone doesn't suck on snl.

I was in the studio audience for the rehearsal performance of Diddy Dirty-Money and they sounded pretty good!

o. nate, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp Esquire piece isn't great but very far from being the worst. I think he's onto something, albeit poorly expressed, about how LDR's "process of becoming" is messier and more incomplete than most, as if caught mid-transition, whereas Gaga or whoever had their persona nailed by the time they made their first album. Guess it depends if you find that interesting or a failure.

I also enjoy the music of Randy Newman and the Tamlins.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

its pretty memorable when someone doesn't suck on snl.

well there's sucking as in bad mix or blah performance, and then there's sucking as in sounding so thoroughly incompetent you need to turn away, everclear and LDR being in the latter category

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

gaga's persona has evolved quite a bit since her debut incarnation though

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

Of course it's evolved but she had the basics down. It wasn't as gawky and unfinished as LDR.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

fucking hate Randy Newman

Chris S, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

gaga is just waaaaaaay better at it!

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

In a music industry dominated by mass overproduced overhyped pop stars, it is rare to find someone who sings with such raw emotion. What a gift Lana Del Ray is!

denejem 2 hours ago

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

Last year he said the same about Adele. He just keeps the sentence and substitutes a different name every January.

Meme Rogers (DL), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

deejenem

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Raw emotion doesn't seem to be LDR's thing - she seems to be doing more of a Nico-esque ice-princess thing. I've only heard "Video Games" though, tbf.

o. nate, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

people who ascribe pretty female popstrels' popularity entirely to their hotness never seem to realise that for most of them, their actual active fanbase is mostly young straight women and gay men - the straight boys who fancy nicole scherzinger weren't exactly first in line for pussycat dolls music

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:00 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well, it's a mistake to confuse a pronounced interest in the sexual attractiveness of mediated imagery and personae with the expression of heterosexual male lust. fashion magazines aimed at women construct idealized images of beauty and desirability that are often explicitly sexual but that aren't necessarily meant to incite straight male desire. celebrity culture magazines aimed at women are obsessively fascinated with sexual attractiveness ("beach bodies", etc.) and can be unstintingly cruel about any woman's failure to live up to the ideal. kim kardashian achieved notoriety as a pornographic fantasy object, but i imagine that far more women and gay men watch her reality show than horny straight guys. the "hotness" of female celebrities seems to be as much a lure to the former audience as it is to the latter.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's almost like we can't let ppl be one hit wonders anymore. bands used to get savaged by the critics, get no chart placement, then slink off to die peacefully. now there are flash mobs with p1tchf0rks.

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

original discoverer of del rey speaks

http://read.mtvhive.com/2012/01/30/lana-del-rey-first-album-5-points-records-interview

― lag∞n, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:04 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw “Here’s somebody with the outer manifestation of Marilyn Monroe with the inner manifestation of Leonard Cohen.”

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

boner city amirite

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

~the perfect woman~

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

BAD

omar little, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cup.columbia.edu/media/4527/monroe-blog-2.gif

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

:)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

i'm like a regular LDR clipping service.

scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Reading that Nichtern interview reminded me that LDR made the same mistake with this debut rollout that Little Boots did. Pop is about illusion, and frankly demystifying the process by talking about your publicists and managers, or allowing them to speak about the mechanics of the rollout, is a huge turn off. It encourages your listeners to think about artifice, when it should be transparent to all but the most curious.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

omg that Tamlins version of Baltimore is so fucking awesome

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

although you posted a terrible quality version, this is better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4svHZfnG4&feature=related

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zrvD-o8cII
OH HEY, so she's relevant again with this embarrassing SNL performance.

superpussy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey

Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.fredberryjr.com/uploads/Rerun.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

serious question but are there any women in this thread (judging by the "it's not so bad" reaction to that vile sexist junod piece -- beyonce and ke$ha and rihanna's moms sure are going to be bummed they gave their daughters "stripper names"! -- i'm going to guess "no")

maura, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

Reading that Nichtern interview reminded me that LDR made the same mistake with this debut rollout that Little Boots did. Pop is about illusion, and frankly demystifying the process by talking about your publicists and managers, or allowing them to speak about the mechanics of the rollout, is a huge turn off. It encourages your listeners to think about artifice, when it should be transparent to all but the most curious.

― Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2:34 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, calling attention to the artifice is one of LDR's most interesting moves, so i'm not sure that "mistake" is really the right word. ill-advised maybe?

anyway, i love how well the blank-slate cover shot shorthands the narrative POV. what is it that you would like this image to mean?

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

superpussy

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

serious question but are there any women in this thread

i've posted to this thread a fair bit.

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

and my stance, especially after hearing the full album, is "not quite a cheerleader, but not virulently anti-lana at all"

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

okay! (i am so behind on ilx handles, so many apologies. but really that junod piece just stunk. "wives." what the fuck is up with anonymized "wives" being the new straw woman for shitty writers talking about music?)

maura, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

heard this tonight at Other Music of all places, while I was shopping (beforehand the clerks were arguing about whether it should be put on)

Video Games is still pretty great

Off to the Races ... holy cow, really the worst ... just like, my jaw was dropping

the rest, somewhere in between?

dmr, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda "get it" overall but any nods at hip-hop in this music are an automatic deal-breaker for me

dmr, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

nicole posted here too, maybe? its a long one. i ain't checking. really not too many women left on ilm at all.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

i used to post on ilm a lot more, now i only have a couple of pet threads i check in on. (this is jbr, for maura and other old-schoolers who've lost track of handles)

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

my real name is luna btw

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

luna del rey

textile in thighville (get bent), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

just rewatched that snl youtube and wow her arms really were awkward, but it reminded me that the foster the people guy arguably had even worse stage presence than her on snl last year

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

just wanted to say I really loved maura's LDR piece in the Village Voice

Dan S, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

I've only heard the first two singles. I've heard way, way worse. I mean, people are on LDR like she's Casey Anthony or something. really? Not worth the exertion.

Raymond Cummings, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a woman but I re-joined ILX after my account was mysteriously deleted. (Also 'superpussy' is an Albini reference--not rly sure why my username merited repetition/did I do something wrong/n00b anxiety :C )

superpussy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

just wanted to say I really loved maura's LDR piece in the Village Voice

― Dan S, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 9:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o hell yeah. best LDR piece i've yet read. smart, incisive, and packed with great lines. sharp as hell tho:

chronicled by every website worth its Google PageRank

self-consciously hip restaurant-lounges that opened in 2000 and remain in business because of the insane markup on bottle-service liquor

what makes Del Rey and her pals "girls" are the men (man boys, really) who act as a mirror for their collective femininity

a withering look that's either an invitation to a staring contest or an air of utter boredom at being watched again

maybe shining a harsh light on the ridiculousness of seduction — and its often-frustrating payoff when it does work — is part of the point

an album with the timeless pop question "Is that all there is?" lurking, obviously and ominously, behind its every moan and underneath each reheated Sneaker Pimps beat

i mean damn...

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 06:44 (twelve years ago) link

superpussy

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a woman but I re-joined ILX after my account was mysteriously deleted. (Also 'superpussy' is an Albini reference--not rly sure why my username merited repetition/did I do something wrong/n00b anxiety :C )

― superpussy

hi

buzza, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

i posted that as a general rorscach test but oh my god now that i look at it it's like a horrible depiction of rape sorry.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

when blots go wrong

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 07:20 (twelve years ago) link

hmmm i dont see it, must just be you

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 07:21 (twelve years ago) link

i finally understand

#YOLO #NAMASTE (D-40), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago) link

um, er, no relationship between my response to MJ's excellent VV piece and the post that follows. yikes.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

:)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

When I read the Maura Johnston review and she writes the line "Is That All There Is?" suddenly Cristina from Ze Records popped in my mind. Could it be said that Cristina and Lana Del Rey have some musical attributes in common: The ambivalence; the affected voice; the I come from a rich background but there is more to me than this pretty face. Also the inability to perform. There is virtually no live performances of Cristina and she later on has a medical problem preventing her to go out to the real world. But Lana obv doesn't have an excuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AybvLztacFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1lqi29BVXE

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

And yes I'm up late because I can't sleep due to starting a new job this morning.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

Short, depressed-sounding Rolling Stone interview:

"People don't have anything nice to say about this project. I'm sure that's why you're writing about it."

Meme Rogers (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

Well, she's otm there. It is why so many media are writing about it tbh

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago) link

"I thought I looked beautiful and sang fine."

that's a weird way to put it.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

just rewatched that snl youtube and wow her arms really were awkward, but it reminded me that the foster the people guy arguably had even worse stage presence than her on snl last year

― lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha yes both of these performances made me feel so embarrassed for them, hard to watch

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

this has been fun and all but it's time to fight the real enemy

wtf is this glarfhhhvsz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CYbqDykTu8

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

pamplemoose thread graduates

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

they make me hate the internet so much

if this is our new standard of pop performer then yes LDR=lenny cohen

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

that is bad music but it isn't truly terrible until the scat singing/air guitar. then it goes back to bad.

the idea that they have "hip hop" tunes on youtube is a little disconcerting.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

tell me Howe this ends cuz I pulled out my eyes and ears 20 seconds In

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaUKkuxVxeo

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

FP

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

the foster the people guy arguably had even worse stage presence than her on snl last year

I am so happy that I missed this

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

foster the people performance on snl was hilarious too, but more because singer had seriously bloodshot eyes and the back-up tamborine man was VERY animated. they didn't fail to get the song over, though.

da croupier, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

i know the defense is that everyone looks nervous on SNL but not everyone's trying to push over a bond-theme ballad when they can't sing

da croupier, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

my fave bad performance from last year was that brit band who played on letterman and letterman couldn't stop laughing and he made fun of their drummer and they all kinda slunk off the stage. hahaha! that was great. the band was like bad coldplay or something and the drummer thought he was in lightning bolt. oh god that was truly awful.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

well that's what i said way up top there. video games is like singing a capella. you are really alone singing that song! they should have had the music drown her out.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

ello were bad coldplay from the united kingdom!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

re-watching the foster the people performance, singer really does look like he's been pulled over by a cop and nervously submitting to a dance test to prove he's not totally wasted.

da croupier, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

hey karmin is playing snl soon, I think lorne michaels is trying to troll the internet all at once, maybe the entire free world

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

"is that your regular drummer?" hahaha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsHJjldYW8

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

hey nice job way to go buddy! lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

thank you gentlemen, thanks for being-- ok, what, ok you don't... ok, see ya! goodbye! goodnight everybody!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

ugh. kinda reminds me of an entirely uninteresting future islands? [via vocal mannerisms]

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

... and OF COURSE their other song titles would include: "we bros", "brooklyn girls", "videogame sandwich diamonds"

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

Been steering clear of this thread but greatly enjoyed Maura's article that was linked.

I Can Only Give You Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

Listened to the album again on headphones this morning and I like it all the less for that. I keep thinking how amazing some of these songs would sound had it been a year ago and, say, Amy Winehouse was on them. LDR doesn't have enough personality in her voice to make these songs work. Doesn't help that the production is really thin throughout - the whole record seems to strain for a grandeur that it can't reach.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

a strain for things she cant reach is at the core of the ldr h8 in my pro opinion

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

i think the production is too much, actually - very little is as sparse as "video games", too often the songs are sort of slathered in unnecessary strings and get corny vaguely hip-hop beats and samples tacked on to them.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

ok i am officially listening to this for the next hour or however long it takes

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

spotify -> "enable private session"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the kind words everyone, and yes i was totally thinking of the cristina 'is that all there is?' when i wrote that last graf

maura, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

well then.

first thing: everyone on the production side of this should be ashamed of themselves--it's a terrible sounding record. portishead by way of a st vincent depaul thrift store with no polish, no cohesion, no ideas. it seriously sounds like it was put together by a bunch of old guys who have no idea what is cool and what might actually sound good. after it was over i immediately put on the precedent for what this record should have sounded like: mono - "life in mono" c. 1997 which at least had some *style* not a bunch of dorky mashed together beats and strings.

second thing: ldr herself. i think we all agree that she's talented but she is either not comfortable with singing, or not comfortable with singing this music, or she just doesn't have much of a natural ear. i heard so much odd phrasing and timing, when she would slip into and out of different voices it was just awkward. she's best doing the deep droll-y voice but they also try to make her sing high and breathy and then like a big pop singer and then doing some weird pseudo-rap thing that i don't even understand. like the production, this all could have been fixed with time and effort but no one seemed to really care.

last thing: there were times where i could close my eyes and try really hard and see the trashy/kitschy fun of some of this (and that's an aesthetic i strongly dislike to be fair) but the album just vacillates too much between that and moments of legitimately embarrassing material and moments that are just so joyless and po-faced that i can't imagine how someone would enjoy this as a pop record. oddly my fav track is "this is what makes us girls" which is kind of awful but is at least *about something* and seems to wink a bit unlike most of the other songs which seem to be the lyrical embodiment of that video where ldr doesn't do anything except embrace the guy with tats.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

have Wu Lyf REALLY got a song called Videogame Sandwich Diamonds? about 5 years ago Manchester clubs, bands, etc were *drowning* in Talking Heads references so it wouldn't surprise me.

piscesx, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

r they wu-affiliated idgi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

did you watch the letterman clip? seems likely

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

is the the drummer papa wu i think maybe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

what this record should have sounded like: mono - "life in mono"

yes!!! have been reading the "this sounds like 90s trip-hop" criticisms everywhere but none of them were very specific, and a lot of the bigger trip-hop acts seem way off-base as comparison points. but this, yeah - cuz i think mono were also aiming for a kind of lynchian vibe here too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2aa1tEh82I

talking of lynch though, i think this record could've been a lot better if it had been really stripped down à la julee cruise's first album - most of the songs have the hooks to survive that treatment.

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i think that's true--nothing about the songwriting seemed objectionable to me tho it was almost totally oversahdowed by bad arrangements, weird singing, or stupid lyrics

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

FWIW, Siobhan de Maré of Mono hit the Lynchian vibe perfectly once she hooked up with Robin Guthrie.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'd totally forgotten about violet indiana and had definitely forgotten it was the same girl - i really liked their first EP

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

her singing is the weirdest thing about the album because at times she absolutely nails the character and the emotion but at other times it's just so weirdly tone-deaf. it's kind of like she's only got a handle on half of what she's trying to convey

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

Mono is such a great, specific reference. I would have dropped them into my review if I thought people would know who the hell I was talking about.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

probably time for triphop comebacks in general anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbUfDXrWgbs

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

"her singing is the weirdest thing about the album because at times she absolutely nails the character and the emotion but at other times it's just so weirdly tone-deaf. it's kind of like she's only got a handle on half of what she's trying to convey"

i don't know how many times people have posted a variation on "she really isn't ready for the big time yet" on here, but it's a lot. i think i've done it 20 or 30 times myself by now.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Man now I really want to listen to that first Mono album again.

As for Wu Lyf, what the fuck

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I kept thinking of lamb when I listened to the record. it's too bad they don't let baz luhrmann make movies anymore, think of the mileage he could get out of lana.

xp

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah it's pretty rare to run into someone who is being marketed as a pop singer by a major label where you can call the competence of the singer and/or producers into question! but it's really the only explanation i can come up with for some of the stuff on the record

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

wu lyf explained

All the best bands walk off after a groundbreaking peroformance, take nirvana for example when they did territoriality pissings, they just all fucked off after, WORLD UNITE!

BommyBum13 2 weeks ago

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

hahahah ty for that historical perspective bommybum

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

the drummer likes lightning bolt, the guitarist is a godspeed you black emperor fan, the singer likes coldplay and arcade fire, and...okay, i don't even know what to think about that band.

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Thread revived for everyone's enjoyment:

Wu Lyf

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

the singer seems like a legit strange person

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

i did not enjoy that band at all no

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

well i sort of did

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

he seems like a prat who would like to be thought of as a legit strange person but no he's just a prat

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

probably time for triphop comebacks in general anyway.

creep!

i could imagine creep ft. lana del rey very easily actually

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

i think the production is too much, actually - very little is as sparse as "video games", too often the songs are sort of slathered in unnecessary strings and get corny vaguely hip-hop beats and samples tacked on to them.

agreed

dmr, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

the wu lyf perf is similar to LDR's failures in that you can see them reaching for some weirdo indie guy grail but if coldplay is watered down radiohead then wu lyf is watered down coldplay and that is very weak tea indeed

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have "radio" stuck in my head today, that'll teach me to listen to a pop record

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

wu lyf reminds me of mumford and sons after a bender, when they get to the 'let's just sing drinking songs and bang on shit' part of the night

maura, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

LOL @ "wu lyf" on letterman.

that mono video -- the 90s really were a while ago huh?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Off to the Races ... holy cow, really the worst ... just like, my jaw was dropping

― dmr, Tuesday, January 31, 2012 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck ya, horrifyingly bad. shocked that something so painfully wretched would be given the #2 slot on a "major" album.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh man thank you for reminding me about Mono

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah that one is a low point for sure

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

i think the production is too much, actually - very little is as sparse as "video games", too often the songs are sort of slathered in unnecessary strings and get corny vaguely hip-hop beats and samples tacked on to them.

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 7:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex otm. LDR would have been much better served by something sonically closer to the chris isaak/julie cruise/david lynch touchstones she obviously draws on. the best-sounding and least awkward tracks are those that emphasize space, darkness and restraint: "video games" and "million dollar man" in particular. not that the latter is a particularly great song, but the production at least seems suitable.

turns out it's not a terrible album, but nor is it a great one. seems to use a trite distillation of 90s trip hop to sort of split the difference between "modern radio pop" and the retro signifiers in which the singer seems inclined to couch herself. it's a bad move, imo, resulting in an album with no clear sonic identity or personality.

in addition to "blue jeans" and "video games", i kind of dig "national anthem", "radio" (which is just okay, really) and "this is what makes us girls". the rest goes by in a wash.

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yep, definitely a mistake to put Kid Cudi/Eminem's producer at the helm. Too bad Angelo Baadalamenti has been semi-retired for 8 years.

"Off to the Races" is sitting in my recycle bin.

Sanpaku, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

spotted at tesco this morning:

http://f.cl.ly/items/2y1N1e013f02111V0A0J/10_97.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

£10.97!!!!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

Actually the deluxe version is 13.97, I know because I went to get it from there on Monday and had to ask someone to do a price check for me. I left empty handed and headed straight home to Amazon where the regular version cost me 8.20 from a seller.

Still really enjoying this album. Radio and Dark Paradise are my two favourite tracks at the moment.

Kitchen Person, Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

No wonder Tesco are struggling.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, 69p for Popz Butter Popcorn is daylight robbery

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 February 2012 11:10 (twelve years ago) link

Someone replaced the official round 'Security protected' stickers with bootleg square ones.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 2 February 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

we participate in a civil debt recovery scheme

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, this is nowhere near as awful as the narrative would have you believe, but still pretty mediocre taken as a whole.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 February 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr52zTBp3oo

markers, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, yeah, the more I listen to this the more the clunky lyrics glare out at me. The awkward chorus of "Off to the Races" makes me think of Annie's "sexy" song in that glee club episode of Community.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

Way good.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ the ldr string quartet and dave trying to boost her self-esteem

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

that was MUCH better than snl though

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the talent is unambiguous there, it's just that the material is still kind of terrible

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

it still blows my mind that like 20 minutes before the LDR performance SNL ran the 'You Can Do Anything' sketch where entitled YouTube performers declared "I tried, and therefore noone should criticize me." it's like they knew what was going to happen.

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

"fascinating"

johnny crunch, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

why is her head taking the place of the letter G?

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

VOgangstanancysinatraUE

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

per the vogue blog post i think you mean "Ghetto Monégasque"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

she is good at coming up with these taglines for herself, cf "Hollywood sadcore"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

"she" is good at coming up with the taglines "for herself"

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

haha again with the puppet business

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Not the puppet thing, but come on, those taglines reek of PR people.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

"I had no idea about the fashion shows," she told us. "But I think they chose Video Games because it embodies summertime sadness. Fashion is inspired by youth and nostalgia and draws inspiration from the best of the past. I think both the song and the collections touch on the light and the dark side of life."

she is definitely very shrewd about marketing herself, while at the same time not shrewd at all about how to not make it feel like marketing

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

her interviews are like a wordcloud of the phrases she wants people to associate with her

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

actually kind of brings me back to something i thought about Vampire Weekend a couple years ago -- like they were almost TOO savvy about not just what they were going for in terms of image/signifiers to the point of spelling it out for people constantly, which might have almost motivated people to get all meta about it because critics already had so much of the work done for them of just covering the basic surface level aspects by the artist

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

ok strike the "not just" from that sentence, kind of awkwardly hanging there unresolved

some dude, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know, I'd blame Myspace for all that more than marketers. How many indie rock bands had "crunk" or "hip-hop" in their description?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

actually kind of brings me back to something i thought about Vampire Weekend a couple years ago -- like they were almost TOO savvy about not just what they were going for in terms of image/signifiers to the point of spelling it out for people constantly, which might have almost motivated people to get all meta about it because critics already had so much of the work done for them of just covering the basic surface level aspects by the artist

― some dude, Friday, February 3, 2012 10:42 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this actually makes a lot of sense the more i think about it.

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

somedude OTM about the wordcloud.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 3 February 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

watching that letterman thing it seems like her puffy lips effect her singing! and that song just seems weirder and weirder to me every time i hear it.

and no matter how much sex scandal stuff about letterman we know he just can't stop leching...talk about retro.

scott seward, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

mad men HAS to be dave's favorite show of all time.

scott seward, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

her tone is exactly that of the press release - but i don't think she's unique in it, i've noticed this tone creeping into more and more places of late, whether that's hypeblogs or churnalism

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

did you just make up "churnalism"? or is that a real thing?

scott seward, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it's the profession of music critics who write about choons

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

it's a neologism used by uncreative journalists to complain about uncreative journalism

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

well, it's specifically about rehashing press releases in the guise of journalism

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

mad men HAS to be dave's favorite show of all time.

― scott seward, Friday, February 3, 2012 7:02 AM (11 minutes ago)

lol otm

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

how does the word 'churn' relate to plagiarizing or rewording PR exactly?

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

i think dave likes LDR because she basically looks like julia roberts in the 90s when she was dave's favorite guest to flirt with

pfunkbo bryson (some dude), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

'churn' is kind of either stirring something. you're coming up with a "new product" but you don't really add or remove anything. so if you rearrange words in a press release and publish it..

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

err, I mean either stirring something or it's used to reference turnover within a field

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

i'm surprised this term hasn't made it to the US yet

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

hollywood adcore

(love "churnalism" btw)

adolf jingle balls (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

"Churn out" means to mass produce something with little regard for quality. I thought "churnalism" refers to the fact that these press releases etc. are reproduced across the media without any real work going into it.

Number None, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

that too, it's a very versatile phrase

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i dig it.

scott seward, Friday, 3 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

So I finally listened to this and I suppose there's some potential, but I can't help but feel that I'm listening to Hooverphonic b-sides.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Lana Del Rey's major label full-length debut album, "Born to Die," is off to a fast start. Industry sources say that the set may sell between 60,000 to 70,000 copies by the end of the tracking week on Sunday, Feb. 5. That should easily give the album at No. 2 debut on the Billboard 200 chart next week.

buzza, Saturday, 4 February 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

remember when albums could sell a million copies on the week of their release? sigh.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 4 February 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

The awkward chorus of "Off to the Races" makes me think of Annie's "sexy" song in that glee club episode of Community.

this was exactly my reaction the first time i heard it! especially that little giggle she does on "singin' in the garden."

ban opinions (reddening), Saturday, 4 February 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

That has to be deliberate though, doesn't it? The squeaks on 'harlot' and 'starlet' come across as very knowing, rather than a ham-fisted attempt at sexy.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Saturday, 4 February 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's definitely knowing, that makes me cringe all the more though.

it's too bad they don't let baz luhrmann make movies anymore, think of the mileage he could get out of lana

Dude you know he's doing The Great Gatsby right now, right? It's a good job Lana's come along so late in the day because there's no way in hell he'd have been able to resist that one.

Matt DC, Saturday, 4 February 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

IN 3D!

pandemic, Saturday, 4 February 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

What does her Interscope contract say?

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

Liz Phair brings...something:

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/02/04/liz-phair-on-why-lana-del-rey-scares-rocks-boys-club/

Let me break it down for you: she’s writing herself into existence. She’s giving herself a part to play because, God knows, no one else will and she wants to matter in this life. As far as I can tell, it’s working. I went straight to iTunes and bought her new release “Born To Die” in toto (how often do I do that??) because it was more than a collection of songs or a performance, it was a phenomenon. Maybe all the more so because she’s not overwhelmingly talented.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

hats off Ms Phair. she's Number 1 in the UK album chart as of this evening and the album's outstripping the rest of the Top Five put together with 117,000 sales in a week. a phenomenon indeed as the good lady points out.

piscesx, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe all the more so because she’s not overwhelmingly talented.

good backhanded compliment

I DIED, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

She bought the album though.

Tired of these edcuated basic bitches. (lilsoulbrother), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

'I don't think I'll write another record. What would I say? I feel like everything I wanted to say, I've said already.'

^feel like this was something liz phair should have said at one point.

omar little, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

i fucking love liz phair

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

(which i didn't really do before)

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe all the more so because she’s not overwhelmingly talented.

takes one to know one huh

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

A comment from Facebook: "Liz's quote reads so much better when using your best Troy McClure voice."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

on the bus, homeless-seeming guy talking to his buddy across the aisle:

"i'm watching this kid play video gaaaames. never was into video games myself. kind of bores me."

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

haha xp

iatee, Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

hats off Ms Phair. she's Number 1 in the UK album chart as of this evening and the album's outstripping the rest of the Top Five put together with 117,000 sales in a week. a phenomenon indeed as the good lady points out.

spoken like a true PR

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

idk why anyone is bothered by how much anyone sells

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

does it make it better for you? worse?

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

remember when albums could sell a million copies on the week of their release? sigh.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, February 4, 2012 2:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it happened last year! twice (almost)!

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

feeling pretty prescient about my liz phair parallel way upthread now

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

remember when albums could sell a million copies on the week of their release? sigh.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, February 4, 2012 2:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it happened last year! twice (almost)!

― some dude, Sunday, February 5, 2012 7:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 6 February 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

when a critic is reduced to using feminism to defend an artist, you can know they're really bad

lifestyle porn (the kid), Monday, 6 February 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

can someone esplain this "flag post" thing to me?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 6 February 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

who?

Lady Gaga and (almost) Lil Wayne.

jaymc, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

can someone esplain this "flag post" thing to me?

Flag Post

jaymc, Monday, 6 February 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

the kid

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 6 February 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

She kinda reminds me of Emmylou Harris. Or Christine McVie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFujVHeQJ0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKkveUcBPc

There's obviously a lot more going on in the LDR image, but its got that same kind of slightly vague glassy eyed affect. Sort of coked out cocktail pop with an immaculately maintained surface sheen. Gives me that same feeling as a lot of late 70s pop of this deeply loathsome and twisted emotional life buffed and perfected into consumable form.

Like Christine McVie's songs on Tusk, there's just an emptiness that I find really interesting. Its pretty difficult to smuggle that kind of desolation into people's lives via pop. A completely different sound but very similar vibe. Laurel Canyon pushed through distant memories of the Sneaker Pimps or Shirley Manson.

Think Emmylou far outshines her as a vocalist though. And Christine too.

The character she plays seems like it would be at home at the same parties that they went to.

pattern loader, Monday, 6 February 2012 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

I feel really badly for the woman whose art is getting shredded on this thread and elsewhere BTW.

pattern loader, Monday, 6 February 2012 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

Liz Phair is used to it by now...

Mark G, Monday, 6 February 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

Probably why she feels some empathy for her.

I've got no love for the tumblr PR machine though, get sick watching both it and the backlash. Churnalism and snark, you can have it all back thanks. I'm going to keep listening to this and the Weeknd though.

pattern loader, Monday, 6 February 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

Gives me that same feeling as a lot of late 70s pop of this deeply loathsome and twisted emotional life buffed and perfected into consumable form.

Like Christine McVie's songs on Tusk, there's just an emptiness that I find really interesting. Its pretty difficult to smuggle that kind of desolation into people's lives via pop. A completely different sound but very similar vibe. Laurel Canyon pushed through distant memories of the Sneaker Pimps or Shirley Manson.

Raymond Carver pop?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

It could be, its music that seems to be intensely aware of the consequences of excess.

I like the Weeknd's Thursday mix tape for the same reason, its not about how great the party is, its about the downside of the pills and the liquor. About the numbness, the desperate search for real emotional connections.

It seems like everyone I've known who partied like that was trying to slap a patch on genuine problems.

pattern loader, Monday, 6 February 2012 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

99% of people i've known who party like that do so because they are genuine hedonists

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

i agree with you about the numbness of LDR though. i think it's less to do with partying in her case and more to do with neediness, with the desire to please - that's the drug in her case. those people whose permanent need to be in a relationship or to be loved by someone seems to mask a discomfort about only having themselves for company

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

Cleverest thing she could do now: kill off LDR at the end of the year and came back with a completely different name and style. A new identity every two years.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

i was totally thinking that the other day! it makes sense, if the whole LDR thing is a character or a project, how much mileage can there be in it anyway? can you sustain a character experiment over a whole career?

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

i was also wondering how the whole project would have been received if LDR was a girl group (following up some thoughts in some other thread about how many girl groups seem to be vehicles for woman to say certain things, play certain roles and dabble in certain archetypes that they might not feel able to as solo artists)

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Monday, 6 February 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

I think you're probably right about the Lana character, Lex.

Lots of lyrics about loving "you" forever, until the day I die, etc.

Which seem a little bit more chilling than they would in a normal pop context, and I come at Video Games as being a narrative of a woman who has that need for a relationship being trapped with a man who's emotionally immature. Seems pretty true to life to me.

And every homeless drunk is a hedonist, just without the glamour.

pattern loader, Monday, 6 February 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't her music pretty much the same as lizzy grant? seems like this is pretty much her one big idea/aesthetic and just because people play up the 'character' aspect of it doesn't mean she's got a david bowie bag of personas.

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

idk why anyone is bothered by how much anyone sells

well it's a rough guide as to how many people are listening to her, which in this case seems to be quite a lot! on this little island, at least.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

idk why lex is bothered by how much anyone talks about how much anyone sells

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't her music pretty much the same as lizzy grant?

the david kahne album was more straightforward, with generally less bland lyrics and way less produced. it almost sounds like a more mature album on the whole.

akm, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

ok i mean i haven't heard the earlier stuff i was just going off that blockhead piece where he talked about working with her before and how that whole aesthetic was fully formed before the name change

some dude, Monday, 6 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

was just doing a search on amazon for books about "grant making," this was the first result:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LVXN2nnfL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-34,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

ebook seo spam, what a world

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 6 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

lightening

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 6 February 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

are they saying she's passing?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 6 February 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

LDR is sooooooo january.

scott seward, Monday, 6 February 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

i was totally thinking that the other day! it makes sense, if the whole LDR thing is a character or a project, how much mileage can there be in it anyway? can you sustain a character experiment over a whole career?

Now I'm trying to think of an Andrew WK parallel.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

this might me break my moratorium on linking to LDR pieces on twitter

http://tigerbeatdown.com/2012/02/07/i-sing-video-games-for-the-fourteen-year-old-girl-i-once-was/

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

More than anything, I am perplexed at the sheer volume of words LDR has thus far begat.

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Another dude says she kind of wants to sound like the music Angelo Badalamenti and David Lynch wrote for Twin Peaks. While I amuse myself with dudes who disapprove, I am alarmed by this one comparison. Because our culture is already rife with instances of young girls abused, raped and murdered, like Laura Palmer was in Lynch’s series. Is that the kind of fantasy Lana Del Rey evokes in these dudes? Is this the scenery she inspires?

Maybe because it's the scenery she explicitly references in her music, lyrics, photo shoots and interviews?

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys i have this cool idea i'd like to base my art on. something in suburbia is..... ROTTEN and TWISTED. like you think everything's all perfect, but under the surface it's not! in reality the "perfect" families lead numbing, rote lives - imagine a long shot of a lawn sprinkler, just spricketing away, untended. and there's a dead body on the lawn! how long has it been there?? who knows! maybe the guy's just sleeping, like eventually he wakes up and walks away, drenched. because in suburbia there's no difference between life and death! that would be the messages of that shot. plus, no one in suburbia communicates! even if the guy WAS dead, no one would even notice. cause they're hollow inside. i'm gonna go to the big city. get the first bus out of town. i can't stand this place! you have to come with me or you'll break my heart. come with me. come with me and we can make a movie together about this place.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

or, as you put it more succintly earlier:

Raymond Carver pop? though maybe Cheever has a place therein as well.

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

i actually don't hear any julee cruise or badalamenti in the album at all, i think that influence is grossly overstated.

akm, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

It's more Twin Peaks itself than the soundtrack imo. There's a lyric about a girl tying a knot in a cherry stalk with her tongue like Audrey Horne. And she's talked about how much she's inspired by the scene in Fire Walk With Me where Laura Palmer's dancing at the roadhouse.

xp lol Tracer

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i think it's that she's creating an image of the female that's very similar to those that david lynch created over the years, esp in twin peaks: self-negating, consumed by weirdly disempowering passions, offering herself for use by those who will treat her badly. and the look, the retro glam signifiers, passive torch songs, femininity not as fully integrated personhood, but as a collection of desirable attributes.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

BREAKING NEWS:

Amoeba is truly sorry for photo restrictions at Lana's signing today, however this is what Lana's management has requested.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

from the nose up and from the chin down only

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

autographed 8x10s of The Lips available at the register

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

All of this is so weird

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

On the plus side, though, who says there's no monoculture?

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

every other person on this board. seriously, don't get them started.

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

was just watching last weekend's SNL and this was pretty prescient btw:

the box cutter killer from the calcutta gutter (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ) wrote this on thread Saturday Night Live on board I Love Everything on Jan 15, 2012

Lana Del Rey is a Kristen Wiig character, right?

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Don't give Wiig any ideas bro

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

Because I dont think any of us are ready for that to become a deathless SNL bit

Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

no i'm saying, it already is, on last week's Weekend Update

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

Coming to Hackney this summer...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/hackneyweekend/2012/artists/lanadelrey/

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 February 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

Because she's a fashion icon or something.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

we get the fashion icons we deserve

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

she does good interview

Mark G, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

No instruments on video games? Hmm ok. I guess it makes sense in the alternate universe where a four and a half minute ballad is somehow shattering the rules of pop music.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

she's gonna be on the cover of issue #4 of Lovecat (paz, lohan, & cindy crawford were the 1st three)

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

smoking Pall Mall Blues that share space — in a beat-up snakeskin bag — with an old Tennessee Williams paperback

You can't fault her commitment

Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Black and white The onetime philosophy major is philosophical about this Emporio Armani Underwear top, $44. Go to armani.com. Opening Ceremony skirt, $255. Go to openingceremony.us. Charlotte Olympia for Peter Som shoes, showpiece only. Go to petersom.com.

two lights crew (seandalai), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure i saw her eating a burrito today

queequeg (peter grasswich), Friday, 10 February 2012 07:24 (twelve years ago) link

That Pall Mall/snakeskin/Tennessee pile-up is the point where anybody who doesn't write for a style section might want to raise an eyebrow.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 10 February 2012 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

this is also good writing about LDR: http://theremixbaby.tumblr.com/post/17213964072/all-4-u

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 10 February 2012 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

Of course, my current problem with Lana Del Rey is that I literally can no longer trust any [heterosexual??] man to give a reliable reading of the image she is portraying.

...The issue is not that they won’t like it. It’s that they won’t get it. Inevitably, they will miss the point.

....Being a girl in a patriarchal society means wanting things that are directly contrary to your own happiness and liberation, and that is something that I’m not sure privileged people can ever actually understand.

...We want these fucked up things that don’t even exist—the sublimation of pure devotion, beauty which can make us interesting, the very ideal of the “bad boy” itself. We want them because we have been told every day that they will make us happy and they are our natural desires.

...Let me reiterate how much I don’t expect male music writers to get it, especially as it manifests itself in Del Rey’s music.

great piece of analysis, except for the constant hammering of the "guys don't get it" slant. women will always, of course, be best able to parse the mechanics of female experience, selfhood and desire. that, however, doesn't make her arguments incomprehensible to me as a straight guy. i agree with everything she says about the way LDR embodies and describes the appeal of clearly toxic roles and desires. but the way that interacts with the actual experience of being female isn't really mine to articulate.

fwiw, i've thought a lot about exactly the argument she's making and have even addressed it ITT. i hinted at it when you, lex, accused me of viewing LDR exclusively through a het male lens simply because i spoke of the erotic "appeal" of her persona. i wasn't speaking only of her appeal to straight guys, but of the way that erotic personas appeal to people in general, both as objects of desire and as surrogate selves. this is v similar to what rmxbb is getting at.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

The "Hey, is she your girlfriend? You a lucky guy" bit was cute.

My impression is that the whole "artist controlled completely by her management" is also part of the presentation.

This bit was what Malcolm McLaren and Bernie Rhodes couldn't pull off.

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

some of the armchair psychology in this thread might be otm but she is such a sweetheart to her obsessives that I was pretty won over tonight. missed her flight back to LA so she could xoxoxo fans for over 3 hours after the show. Also sang much better than on snl. and let me take photos w her where we pretended to box each other. thumbs up ldr.

Cosmo Vitelli, Friday, 10 February 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, the last act that was supposedly "controlled completely" as part of their, um, (schtic? There must be a better word. thing? anyway)..

was tATu

Tatu. tAtU. whatever...

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

she isn't completely controlled by her management

owenf, Friday, 10 February 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

From stories I've heard her management is insanely, self-sabotagingly controlling of press access and so on, but that's not the same at all as her being controlled. Everything she says, every lyric she writes, reveals the same basket of influences and themes and when you consider current pop trends I just don't see any cynical manager or record exec thinking, "Yeah, Twin Peaks/retro diner trip hop - that's a banker."

It's her, it's her, it's all from her
She tells you all the time

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 10 February 2012 11:30 (twelve years ago) link

I literally can no longer trust any [heterosexual??] man to give a reliable reading of the image she is portraying.

Why? Anyway good looking women are the rule in the music business not the exception, aren't they?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

Not according to the bitch style rags, no.

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

Who writes those, heterosexual?? men?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno, prob not.

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

maybe. Isn't it mainly heterosexual men that write pulp romance novels?

owenf, Friday, 10 February 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

Have we talked about the SFJ article yet?

Raymond Cummings, Friday, 10 February 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/02/09/a-star-is-born-and-scorned/

cant believe ned linked to this hours ago and no one has mentioned that it is literally the most awful piece of writing to ever have existed and i would rather remove my brain through my nose with a clotheshanger than read it again

max, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

this thread can basically double as 'rolling worst music writing 2011/2012'

some dude, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Rolling worst ILM thread 2011/2012

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, if you possess male genitals you should think twice about criticizing it because your opinion may be invalid.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wait, it was written by a male, continue on.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

- "emblematic"
- "the Twitter generation"
- "pretty in a dress"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

- the bit where he compares adele being not skinny to amy winehouse being an addict
- the part where he attributes the "psychosexual content" of lana del rey's songs to her large family
- the part where he compares party in the USA and a lana del rey song because you could "gyrate" to both at an "illegal warehouse rave"
- all the parts

max, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

are there people here - or do you know people - uh, straight male people - who are really drooling over LDR? like, who think she is the hottest thing in pants? i haven't met anyone yet. but then i haven't met anyone other than my wife in real life who has ever talked about her. so i wouldn't know. and i can't recall anyone here posting that they felt that way about her. i wouldn't have even thought about the sex symbol thing without reading it. just based on album and single covers and snl and listening to her music.

scott seward, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

At the pizza place she orders a large coffee with no sugar, lots of milk. The server spots the old Tennessee Williams paperback in her purse, which sparks a conversation about 1950s movies and Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra.

Then he asks, “Are you two a couple?” and looks at me and says: “Today is your lucky day. I wish I was lucky like you.”

The presumption doesn’t stop him from flirting with Del Rey. “Big cup for you,” he says, handing her her coffee. “Just a little kiss for me.”

Del Rey laughs and hits him right back with: “Sure. Just a little kiss. Where do you want it?”

There was no kiss, but the subject of Del Rey’s mouth is an irresistible one.

omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

- people think i might be LDR's bf
- nah we're just friends, it's cool
- she flirted with another guy in front of me but i didn't mind, we're just friends, guys can have hot female friends and it's no big deal
- but those lips...

omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Its sad that the server couldn't close the deal.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

She grows quiet, looks at her watch. It’s getting late. She admits that she doesn’t have an important industry meeting, as her publicist told me, but has to baby-sit for a friend.

Before she goes, I ask her where she lives. She’s looking to buy a place, but for now is in Williamsburg. “Staying with my ex-boyfriend,” she says nonchalantly, then bursts into nervous laughter and admits, “I live on his couch.”

I give her a look like, You just told me all that about falling in love and breaking up and you’re on the dude’s couch?

omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i hate the sorts of profile pieces in which a male writer spends time w/a female performer and in his mind they have a cozy evening w/honest conversation but hey we're just friends and i'm playing it cool.

omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

no i'm serious, i saw her eating a burrito on haight street yesterday.

queequeg (peter grasswich), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Then he asks, “Are you two a couple?” and looks at me and says: “Today is your lucky day. I wish I was lucky like you.”

http://jacobmbrown.com/JacobPortrait.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

wkiw LDR

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

no i'm serious, i saw her eating a burrito on haight street yesterday.

She opened it and said you were suckers.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 February 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

LOL @Ned Raggett!!!!

peter g.

queequeg (peter grasswich), Friday, 10 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Big Pete Grasswich

buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

She remembers as a kid asking herself cheesy meaning-of-life questions and thinking she was really special for doing so. Then, in high school, she took a philosophy class and realized she was like everyone else.

Cool story bro

thistle supporter (mcoll), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Maura's takedown: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/02/sexism_women_in_rock_female_musicians.php

kinder, Friday, 10 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

.gif of orson welles clapping but in a more sincere fashion than that one from citizen kane

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

i mean damn

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, that's fab

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6ilDfH_GM

piscesx, Friday, 10 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

total bro.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Great Maura piece.

Suede - the fabric, not the band (DL), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Internet psychology rock

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

- the part where he compares party in the USA and a lana del rey song because you could "gyrate" to both at an "illegal warehouse rave"

lol

dmr, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

\m/ Maura's takedown.

Conan The Asshander (Doran), Saturday, 11 February 2012 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

I just heard this person's music and holy jesus do I hate her

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, 11 February 2012 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

crüt, welcome. here's a menu. you can sit over here; there'll be a bit of a wait, but we'll get you a table as soon as one becomes available. would you like to order a cocktail as you wait?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 11 February 2012 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

are there people here - or do you know people - uh, straight male people - who are really drooling over LDR? like, who think she is the hottest thing in pants?

I will step up and own this opinion. I would like to have coffee with her and stare at her weird lip and I think her vulnerable-glam persona is very conducive to the fantasy that what she really needs is someone like *me* to genuinely listen to her and we can set aside all the haters and the lies of her management and truly connect with each other in the unmediated way that we both so clearly want, at least for a few hours.

(I do not write for the NY Times Magazine.)

mick signals, Saturday, 11 February 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yet.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 February 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Ha!

mick signals, Saturday, 11 February 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

i keep thinking she's singing "kiss me in the DPRK" on "lolita"

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Saturday, 11 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

one weird thing about LDR is that i cannot predict at all whether any given friend or acquaintance of mine will be pro-lana or anti-lana (or, like, in between).

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Saturday, 11 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Schrodinger's Lana

Conan The Asshander (Doran), Saturday, 11 February 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

i think lana is v v pretty

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 11 February 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

i think she would have a good run as a guess model. if they ever wanna revive their early '90s style trashy-americana campaigns.

textile in thighville (get bent), Saturday, 11 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't read the thread in a while, but the fact that the CD is on the rack in the front at Other Music equals backlash^n=lash * (-1) ^n

Only the RONG Survive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 February 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

okay lol @ that times blog piece. "a skinnier Adele" loooooool

horseshoe, Sunday, 12 February 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

cis @ that times blog piece

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

A scene from LDR's in-store at Amoeba SF:

http://tinyurl.com/6rj8su6

polyphonic, Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

the idea of there being a cult of personality around LDR just feels unusually odd, it doesn't square at all

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

like, it makes sense with lady gaga because who "she" is is so crucial - you get a real sense of what she stands for, the issues that mean something to her. even if you wholeheartedly love what LDR is doing, it's just a lot more remote - she's playing a character, you don't get much of a sense of "the real her" (or a version thereof), and she's not even trying to give you that

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

my reading of it is that she resonates with this post-media/Pop/Internet obligation to keep up an idealized image, and the rift between the her and her image, and the arc that her character has made, inspires a certain sympathy in a lot of people.

Video Games really ends up being about that, dressing up as a 'bad girl' to impress a demanding/unimpressed audience... and I think at this point some people, including David Letterman it seemed, kind of just want to hug her and say "you did it, you're beautiful", partly because they all relate to that pressure and judgment

Chris S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

not that it's all pity, I like her, personally, and I think letting larger things shine through you is a part of art, so I think judging her on that is missing the point

Chris S, Sunday, 12 February 2012 10:10 (twelve years ago) link

The cult of personality around characters is often so much stronger than it is around actors. That bleeds into real life more now than it did in the pre-internet era.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Sunday, 12 February 2012 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

This is why it's so good for her to play the victim role. Her fans will try and make double sure to show the lamestream media they love her, they really love her.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 February 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

This is why it's so good for her to play the victim role. Her fans will try and make double sure to show the lamestream media they love her, they really love her.

exactly. i said something about this upthread. it's like starting your career post meltdown, after you shave your head and bare your, er, whatever - at the point where condemnation turns to sympathy and concern. in that sense, the "terrible" SNL performance wasn't a mistake at all, it was exactly the right note to come in on.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

After Schrodinger's Lana, I misread the post above as Skinner Adele.

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Sunday, 12 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

leave lana alone!!!!

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 12 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

The 2007 demos that lead to the first album as Lizzy Grant (2010) have emerged:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9SoWh-6kpI#!

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Monday, 13 February 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

like, it makes sense with lady gaga because who "she" is is so crucial - you get a real sense of what she stands for, the issues that mean something to her. even if you wholeheartedly love what LDR is doing, it's just a lot more remote - she's playing a character, you don't get much of a sense of "the real her" (or a version thereof), and she's not even trying to give you that

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Sunday, February 12, 2012 4:51 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno, i mean, it's obvious that she LIKES all the stuff that she's loading up her music and image with signifiers of, all that retro junk, it's just that playing it cool or acting kind of blank and distant is part and parcel of it. she might be sublimating her personality to some extent but it's in the name of expressing her taste. she's the arty pretentious yin to zooey deschanel's wacky cutesy yang.

some dude, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://shes333.tumblr.com/post/17669197675

yiiikes

polyphonic, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

that little kewpie doll voice is like someone imitating Loretta Divine without understanding that there still needs to be core to the sound in order for it to work

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol sweet vid

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

the 8-bit version!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtEcja0LUI

Lee626, Thursday, 16 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

<3

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 16 February 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

Awesome, I was waiting for that to happen. =) Good use of Barbie game footage.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Plus California Games! Played the shit out of that game back then

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

thats way better than this version, posted upthread: http://soundcloud.com/resistorsings/video-games

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

looks like our remix is finally 'in the shops' as it were, on 2 seperate American and Eurrpoean EPs!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/video-games-remixes-ep/id503684658

http://s.dsimg.com/image/R-3273439-1323793121.jpeg

piscesx, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

cool!

i have some demo vers mp3 of 'this is what makes us girls' that i <3 & destroys the album vers

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

I prefer the man from Del Monte.

Turrican, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

so i was quite looking forward to seeing just how bad this was going to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aysUREHOo0&

but oh no!

TheKickDrums ‏ @TheKickDrums
Had to pull the Lana - A$AP track due to label reasons. Song got too big too fast. Gonna explain in more detail in an interview today.

Number None, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of weird that this thread was dead for more than a month.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

people in ceasing to care about lana del rey shocker

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

someone asked me last week if i listen to lana del rey and i loled @ myself because my initial response was "i used to..."

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

i still listen to the 4-5 songs on the album i like

lex pretend, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I heard Video Games in the Barnes & Noble downstairs from my office the other day. It was really weird hearing it anywhere other than my shitty mac speakers or my shitty headphones.

beachville, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

lol internet nostalgia

http://lanadelreydancing.tumblr.com/

tanuki, Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

O_O

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26odmjeNV1qzot6ao1_500.png

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 April 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

nhjdsohjfkdlasjfkldsjfkladsjfkladsjfk;ldfsjgkadsjfk'rjgwk'kjferlkjkljkerljfkjrkelgkjaerkl;

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

oh dear god

goole, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

he's literally twice her age.

eyes of dora maar (get bent), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

does Axl play video games?

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

the idea of Axl Rose as the love interest in that song is super-LOLworthy to me

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

he was born to die-yi-yi-yi-yowwwwwwww

eyes of dora maar (get bent), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

if there ends up being an axl/lana sex video then i'm going to die

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

anal del rey

eyes of dora maar (get bent), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

he hit her up when he realized "lana" was an anagram for "anal" so they had something to talk about

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

God damn it. scooped by get bent

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

if that dude walked by me on the street I would not think 'wow axl rose just walked by'

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

axl rose is an anagram for oral sex

eyes of dora maar (get bent), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

axl looking better in those pics than he has in years imo-- lana is good for him

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

could this be a shop of ldr recording at the Village, which Axl had locked down for 10+ years and was often photographed leaving

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

it's supposed to be them leaving the chateau marmont.

eyes of dora maar (get bent), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

Was that photo taken at a Walmart parking lot?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

the chateau walmart

some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

alley-oop dad joke

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done
I bet you could be mine

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/04/axllana.jpg

buzza, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

― some dude, Sunday, April 8, 2012 4:50 PM (21 minutes ago)

i meant it as a compliment, "marmont" sounds enough like "walmart" to be considered wordplay imo

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i guess. i'm just wary of "dad joke" being thrown around liberally.

some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

will be very careful how i use the term "dad joke" from now on

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

cool thanks

some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

Axl and Lana somehow makes sense on some level imo

Chris S, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

axl rose is an anagram for oral sex

w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swex

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

lana needs another hit

lol

billstevejim, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do, and I'm bored.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

yer led anal

^ why she changed ray to rey

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to the jungle
We got video gaaaaaaames
We got everything you want
Honey you're born to die

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe she can actually pick up some dance moves.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

the king's fleece...

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

your bitch slap rappin'
your cocaine tongue
playin' video games

the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

immigrants and faggots
get out of my way
I'm playin' video games

the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
as if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes
and see my video games

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol

ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

someday one of these will be funny. it's a mathematical certainty.

^ dick

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

I lol'd at the 1nce in a million one

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

someday one of these will be funny
it's a mathematical certainty
video gaaaames

lex pretend, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

in other news i really find myself listening to lana del rey when i'm hungover a lot

lex pretend, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

¯\_(^o^)_/¯

markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

_/¯(ˇoˇ)¯\_

so the logical conclusion to this whole thing was Lana Del Ray dating Axl Rose, right?

http://dlisted.com/files/axllanadelrey.jpg

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Beaten to death in the previous posts.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

oops

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

IDK how these pics are supposed to suggest some kind of simmering sexual tension. They remind me of the pic of Calum standing behind those two horror guys.

does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

wait is calum axl or ldr

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

axl

does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

axl/manson:lana :: tom cruise:katie holmes

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I can imagine it suiting him..

Mark G, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

ugh that really cements my feeling that the song is just horrible

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01g4f67

just dreadful

it's like she feels this weird need to sabotage herself, she can't possibly think her croak/shriek is agl??

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 April 2012 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il7bRyv1heA

i actually quite like this gender-flipped cover (james dean becomes vanity!), though lol @ "sweater" being deemed too unmasculine

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://soundcloud.com/bnlx/bnlx-video-games

BNLX (new band from Ed Ackerson of Polara) covered "Video Games"

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 April 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

the only thing remarkable about this video games song to me is the production. everything else seems like camp of an unimaginable order.

Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

"camp of an unimaginable order" --> "unremarkable" = ?

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Uh-oh. You caught me making a statement with seemingly faulty internal logic. By "remarkable," I really meant "good."

Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moQ9yV6fIKY

clevor

poxen, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 April 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

:)

goole, Saturday, 28 April 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Okay so we're in nostalgia mode for her already, yes?

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2012/05/watch-pre-surgery-lana-del-rey-was-keds-commercial-she-was-famous.html

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

i only like half the album but the consensus in treating LDR like a punchline and nothing else make sme feel a bit weird about that

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Monday, 21 May 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

video already removed :(

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.spinner.com/2012/05/31/lana-del-rey-may-jailer/

cock chirea, Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtlASilTVo

cock chirea, Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

Have we talked about how bad she shits up that new Bobby Womack song?

Everything You Like Sucks, Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:30 (eleven years ago) link

I presume this whole LDR thing is over, much like the Era of Rebecca Black, rite?

Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

lol internet nostalgia

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 2:58 PM (1 month ago)

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

not sure about that, her sale numbers are pretty impressive so far

1. 21- Adele- 6.075.000
2. Born To Die- Lana Del Rey- 1.704.700
3. Mylo Xyloto- Coldplay- 1.357.300
4. Up All Night- One Direction- 1.277.350
5. Madonna- MDNA- 1.218.900

cock chirea, Saturday, 2 June 2012 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

Just proving how untalented, if you have wealthy family, you can buy your way into fame.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 June 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for holding up your end of the internet

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

What the heck, what chart is that.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 2 June 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for holding up your end of the internet

Where is the other end? Just so i have some reference.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 June 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

I guess FB chatting with Axl Rose or something.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 June 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

The guy who brought you the Autotune the News and the Bed Intruder Song covers "Video Games" -- and holy crap, it kinda fails to suck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz2wIL-8SAc&list=UU89FxzrQW-pqCGjFT2L5jpw&index=1&feature=plcp

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

I meant to post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz2wIL-8SAc

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think that's very good.

goole, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't say it was very good, but I was expecting something hideously unlistenable, and it isn't that. It also makes clear to me that the miserableisms Del Rey uses to mask her lack of singing technique are pretty much what makes me not like the original, not the hype or the back story.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

in that photo with Axl Rose, she looks a little like... a young axl rose

http://i.imgur.com/LlHbd.jpg

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

it's amazing how this thread starts with everyone championing LDR like there's no tomorrow and ends with everyone saying she sucks shit worse than Rebecca Black.

Poliopolice, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

She seems legit crazy...and I love that about her.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/60cvtxwlJr8"; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

That is a pretty great video, good choice of single too. Agree that her craziness is very appealing.

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60cvtxwlJr8&feature=player_embedded

the full version is up... i quite like the video but she's intolerable. chorus melody is the most bland, generic thing ive ever heard. completely uninspired it sounds like she found the hook in lady gagas 'paparazzi'. not the mention the pseudo-insightful-boringly-ironic-lyrics

"Money is the anthem
Of success
So before we go out
What's your address?

I'm your national anthem
God, you're so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron"

ewwww

hector_doepos, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

trailer video well-executed from a technical perspective but I'm suppressing the urge to repost in the is this racist thread

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

man FK lana del rey and FK her superficial statements about superficiality

hector_doepos, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm your national anthem
God, you're so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron"

This could be a Frederick Seidel poem.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

i find it hard
it's hard to find
oh well whatever
video games

http://www.avclub.com/articles/lana-del-rey-covers-nirvana-does-about-as-good-of,83066

Mordy, Friday, 27 July 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yes of course

http://www.mtvhive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Lana-Del-Rey-infographic_800.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

LDR doing "heart shaped box" is kind of awesome

(nb i hate the original obv)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

you really bend over backwards to make no sense, don't you

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

Larger, readable version of ''Many Moods of LDR'' (above), for your convenience

Lee626, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://poponandon.com/first-listen-lana-del-rey-blue-velvet/

LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, she sucked every bit of life out of that one.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 07:00 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha omg.

she's like some kind of pop vampire.

i think she should such the life out of allanah myles' "black velvet" instead. it's more her style.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

SUCK the life

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

What is she hanging from?

Tyler Burns (burns46824@yahoo.com), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell
Jimmy Rodgers on the Victrola up high
Mama's dancin' with baby on her shoulder
The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky
The boy could sing, knew how to move ev'rything
Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for
Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring her to your knees
Black velvet if you please

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

have I mentioned that there is an H&M boycott in my household because of those terrible LdR commercials

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

Tyler Burns (burns46824@yahoo.com), Monday, 24 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't know Ride were still going

kinder, Monday, 24 September 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uwkeS.jpg

piscesx, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when artists used to release ep's? That's what "The Paradise Edition" could've been, but nope...gotta sell the WHOLE ALBUM again.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

New Songs on the Born To Die: The Paradise Edition

Ride
American
Cola
Body Electric
Blue Velvet
Gods and Monsters
Yayo
Bel Air
Burning Desire

must be saving Driving In Cars With Boys, Paris, Kinda Outta Luck etc for.. something else.

piscesx, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

The Paradise in Excelsis Edition.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

Burning Desire = almost entirely sung in a deep register

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOa_b64c7Iw

piscesx, Monday, 24 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Born to yawn

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when artists used to release ep's? That's what "The Paradise Edition" could've been, but nope...gotta sell the WHOLE ALBUM again.

Could care less about LDR, but yeah, this practice drives me fucking bonkers. Especially when they make all of the new tracks 'Album Only' on iTunes, so you can't even pick and choose the new tracks that way.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 24 September 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

man that H&M commercial. I saw that the other day. hard to believe someone thought her "David Lynch lite" schtick was TOO SUBTLE so they had her sing Blue Velvet in a red room with a little person.

dmr, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

Nine songs wouldn't even have been an EP, but a full new LP.

LeRooLeRoo, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

Should've been part of an LDR Taschen coffee-table book.

canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

If at least three of these aren't Kasabian covers then I ain't gonna be motivated to download it off no blog

'Separate Lives', by Phil Collins & Marilyn Manson (PaulTMA), Monday, 24 September 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJUm5C07_0

seems Cola features the line ”My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies”

piscesx, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

if your pussy tastes like Pespi cola, you may want to get to a doctor immediately and get your insulin levels checked

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

Pepsi douche

50 Shades of Greil (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

"You can be my full-time, daddy, white and gold" sounds so much better than "I love you 'till the end of time, and I want you to be the one I share my life with".
Thank you mom for being amazed by Lizzy Grant and for listening her songs 24/7 and for introducing me into this wonderful-vintage life called Lana del Rey
aBeautifulMessM 1 minute ago

Hey, I like Pepsi. Shut your mouth.
Kristofer Fredrick in reply to collegehippie (Show the comment) 1 minute ago

human centipede hz (thomp), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

maybe collegehippy's mouth was full of coca-cola.

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

What in the

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh ffs

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Retromania!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Remember January?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

maybe this will be the only album she ever releases and she'll just add some new songs to it every once in a while

silverfish, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

that way there will be no vote-splitting during greatest albums of all time polls

silverfish, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get why this is so weird, isn't it par for the course that every vaguely successful major label album gets re-released a gazillion times with new add-ons each time? iirc there was a gaga box set for the fame monster...

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

that's stupid too, although at least there was actual interest in a rehashed Lady Gaga album

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Fame Monster was released with The Fame attached in the UK at least

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeahh this pointless box set thing happens a few times a year at least, dying gasp of the music industry etc etc

human centipede hz (thomp), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

my reaction stems from this being a particularly pointless box set even in the arena of pointless box sets

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahaha what the hell

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

I think there's a slight difference between extravagant box sets that are released when the original albums come out, as another option for the "superfans", as opposed to box sets that get released months later that force fans to rebuy the same album.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

see also "gold" and "silver" VIP packages to tours (where you get a meet-and-greet and early access to the merchandise stalls YAY)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know how it "forces" anyone to do anything really. and at least they're getting 9 new songs (basically another album) for the price of buying the alubm again, a lot of deluxe editions are like 2 new songs. (xpost)

some dude, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

The cool thing is that one of these boxes actually contains Lana Del Rey's severed ear.

DJ Mooncup (NickB), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

you see you laugh but the gaga box set actually DID contain a "lock" of her "hair"

lex pretend, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

and not off her head

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

well, for £25, that's not bad contentwise...

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know how it "forces" anyone to do anything really. and at least they're getting 9 new songs (basically another album) for the price of buying the alubm again, a lot of deluxe editions are like 2 new songs. (xpost)

well, yeah, the "new" stuff wildly varies from set to set. in terms of "forcing" fans to buy stuff, i'm looking at it from the point of a fan who isn't going to illegally download the new stuff. a lot of these deluxe editions get released with new songs that you just cannot get any other way. i'm not sure if its still this way, but the Katy Perry rerelease of her recent album on iTunes had the "new" material greyed out an only available as 'Album Only', meaning you had to buy the entire thing again to get the new stuff. how is that not forcing the hardcore fans to re-buy the same material again?

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Seems like a big part of LDR's appeal is the image, the way she is packaged and repackaged, so it seems like having new artifacts to complete your LDR set is pretty much giving the fans what they want. Not that the music isn't important at all, but the image is at least as important, if not more so.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

never got the album, will get this edition when they are selling it for a fiver in fopp ( a la 2 cd + dvd edition of lady gagas special edition of BTW).

mark e, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

xpost yeah it was Amy Winehouse's Deluxe Edition Back To Black that really ushered in the Deluxe Era, as that was the first (only?) Deluxe Edition to be issued that had a really big hit single on it/from it (Valerie) that was a bigger hit(number 2 in the uk charts) than anything on the original parent album. that was the point i think labels woke up to it as a proper cash cow and not just as a thing the fans/ geeks would buy as Back To Black Deluxe edition was then separately a big hit in the uk album chart that Xmas.

there are probably some other good later examples too mind...

piscesx, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

like i joked on fb, if the song's called "bel air," maybe the smoke silhouette is meant to represent the smog over the 405. kidding aside, i think this is quite pretty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq3yT8CkPzY&feature=share

lunar madness (get bent), Thursday, 8 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

sheesh it seems like just yesterday that i forgot about her!

scott seward, Thursday, 8 November 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

best of the new tracks is America imo.

piscesx, Thursday, 8 November 2012 04:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://cholaempire.tumblr.com/post/35960333637/my-grandmother-sameer-and-i-hear-ride-by-lana-del

Nan: What is this noise?
Nan: Is it this udaas gori (sad white girl) again?
Nan: You must put it off now.
Nan: I am very tolerant of the new music but I cannot tolerate this.
Nan: I will die. This woman and her singing will kill me.
Nan: You will be responsible for my death.
Nan: And both of you will die as I am the one driving.
Nan: Lana will kill us all.

goole, Monday, 19 November 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Why did no one ever tell me about the "My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" line?

For the most part, this Paradise ep is nothing, but that lyric is absurd and terrible and great all at the same time.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Amen to that

I kinda finding myself enjoying what I've heard off of paradise

Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

"Ride" starts it off pretty well, and "Cola" has that ridiculous lyric, but the rest of it isn't doing much for me.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

so mary chain
xxxp

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Those are the two I've heard

http://www.splicetoday.com/music/be-young-have-fun-lick-pepsi

Raymond Cummings, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah "ride" is the only 1 i like

johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

o i guess i like body electric also

johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

The repeated "I sing the body electric" vocal ends up becoming an annoying and meaningless mantra at the end.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 15 December 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

disco naïveté is good for discovering some stuff, but his Lana Del Rey fixation has now spilled over into fandom for her first true clone/imposter: Fe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JybcKms8zUw

The other track, "Let It Go", is actually okay. That's why I'm not posting the video for it, because it becomes considerably less okay is you have to watch her singing it.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A bit less an imposter, but this bit of Brill building pop is definitely hitting some LDR buttons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbwDlzSTotY#!

The band's the google- and ILX-search proof Elephant (#11 of 16 artists with the same name, according to discogs). They last graced us with the EP Assembly in 2011.

Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

iirc they sounded nothing like this in 2011, so...can we officially call them bandwagoneers?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 2 May 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

Not a huge fan of her stuff but I'm enjoying the new track, the one from the Gatsby soundtrack monster.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 10 May 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/lana-del-reys-muse-is-very-fickle-20131022

odd way of saying "I suddenly realized I can't really sing"

Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

"i'm hoping those songs people wrote for me will get me noticed enough to get involved with hollywood"

illegalblues, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

haha

she did basically make a second (third) album, but it got classified as an EP (Paradise) and tacked onto Born to Die in a reissue (had the boring blue velvet cover on it).

akm, Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

pretty funny that this generic-edm-in-every-way remix of "summertime sadness" became a huge hit this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhmS1D2Ce4

song's strong enough that it's just funny, really

lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:46 (ten years ago) link

and weirdly "summertime sadness" isn't a bad song to recast as a banger, though the toyboy & robin mix is probably how it should be done

https://soundcloud.com/toyboyrobin/summertime-sadness-toyboy-2

lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

have you not heard the mk mixes!

i seem to be looking back more and more fondly on lana as time goes by generally

r|t|c, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

lil silva did a boss mix of 'born to die' as well at the time iirc

she does small weird things with her voice that lend themselves quite well to disembodiment, plus dolour on the dancefloor is always a goer

r|t|c, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

Hmm... the Toyboy & Robin mix of Summertime Sadness beats out the MK one imo, but only just.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

tbf it's probably not even top 10 for mk this year so yeah may as well throw the upstarts a bone

r|t|c, Thursday, 28 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

#1 is the fcl, right?

i dunno maybe i haven't heard the right ones but a lot of mk's remixes this year i've expected to be mindblowing and they weren't

lex pretend, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

i don't really do #1s, they imprison my astrology

r|t|c, Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link

that cedric remix of SS was one of the most bafflingly ugly things to happen to the weird world of LDR, not my bag at all but the mainstream club kids love it. (timely revive for this thread as last month we were been commissioned to do a new remix for her upcoming film, her voice is a dream to work with as a producer)

NI, Thursday, 28 November 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

covering "once upon a dream" for disney:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ44x0GnKh4

trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihgvGPlSkXE

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 February 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link

The you/too/blue/true/flue/moo/grue grates but otherwise it's absolutely gorgeous

― classic albums live! (Ówen P.), Saturday, August 6, 2011 8:20 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Although of course I would've totally fallen for a "You just might be eaten by a grue"

― classic albums live! (Ówen P.), Saturday, August 6, 2011 8:22 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Thursday, 13 February 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

myself and NI's remix for Gods And Monsters is here if anyone fancies a listen. it's currently in the 'Hype Machine' Top 5 chart of the most liked/blogged remixes in the world
so we're pretty chipper about it.

http://hypem.com/popular/remix

piscesx, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link

Went platinum this week.

That's So (Eazy), Sunday, 30 March 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

shit. i wouldn't have guessed that honestly.

markers, Sunday, 30 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

i like her.

markers, Sunday, 30 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

everyone's done hating on her now, right?

I still listen to the album a fair amount. the production is over the top and annoying at times but that's the worst I can say about it. I'm sure she's still a bad performer.

akm, Sunday, 30 March 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

all the current unreleased things are awfully good (black beauty, angels forever)

akm, Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link

Haven't really paid attention to any of the leaks but I still enjoy the album a lot. Played it last month and enjoyed it a lot.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link

She's one of the most scrobbled artists in lastfm right now.

http://www.last.fm/music

Moka, Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

Like p much everyone she ws amazing on Letterman when I saw her, that ws ages ago tho

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:22 (ten years ago) link

I just watched an audience youtube of her doing summertime sadness in germany in december too and she was really good (even if her mic cut out and she made the band stop). but it still seems like all anyone remembers is the SNL appearance

akm, Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

everyone's done hating on her now, right?

NOPE

Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link

the letterman performance is perfect, and only came a week or so after the SNL one. one wonders what would have happened if things had been the other way around

I expect a new single should be unveiled in the next few weeks.

all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Sunday, 30 March 2014 23:56 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I really like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SqUUoJjW8

Simon H., Monday, 14 April 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

I scoffed and then listened to it 10 times in a row and I'm trying really hard to hate this thing. Which is my general reaction to Lana Del Rey.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 14 April 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link

Really like that. It reminds me of Pure Shores by All Saints in the chorus.

Kitchen Person, Monday, 14 April 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link

yup. even has william orbit type bubbling synths.

mark e, Monday, 14 April 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link

weird because so far i'm not into it, and i like her

markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

Nothing about her music ever grabs me and this song is no different in that regard. Hit replay 3 times and I couldn't even hum a bit of the melody at you if asked right now.

Greer, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link

nice song, boring video.

mark e, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

Sounds like three different songs playing at the same time (one of them being Edge of Seventeen and another some late 90's Tori Amos deep cut)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 14 April 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

I like the verse parts and I like the chorus, but I don't like how they were jammed together.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 April 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

"nice song, boring video"

it's not an actual video, it's like 30 seconds looped over and over, or did you not realize?

akm, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 04:24 (ten years ago) link

lol

nice song, chorus especially

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:26 (ten years ago) link

i swear i've heard the chorus before somewhere??

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:28 (ten years ago) link

song's not awful but i feel like she's just about the most formulaic, predictable pop star out there right now - this is certainly resting on her laurels a bit

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 09:29 (ten years ago) link

re video :
haha.
actually i didn't watch it that closely to notice.
put the window in the background and kept looking from time to time to see if it had changed.

mark e, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 10:25 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ULTRAVIOLENCE TRACKLISTING:

CRUEL WORLD
ULTRAVIOLENCE
SHADES OF COOL
BROOKLYN BABY
WEST COAST
SAD GIRL
PRETTY WHEN YOU CRY
MONEY POWER GLORY
FUCKED MY WAY UP TO THE TOP
OLD MONEY
THE OTHER WOMAN

BLACK BEAUTY*
GUNS AND ROSES*
FLORIDA KILOS*

*BONUS TRACKS

piscesx, Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

still no sign of a proper release for Driving In Cars With Boys i see.

piscesx, Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

She wrote a song called "Guns and Roses"? Gee, I wonder who that's about.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

ilx pre-covers

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

SAD GIRL

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

pretty amazing how much staying power the remix of "Summertime Sadness" has had. I still hear it a lot.

skip, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

so hyped for this

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

if the music is as influenced by sputnik as the album/song titles are, then so am i ..

mark e, Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

Deluxe Deluxe

That's So (Eazy), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

$100 for two copies of the album and some postcards?!?!

lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

for that price I need to stand in an awkwardly posed photoshoot where my mishappen body is positioned at least 20 ft from the artiste herself

the tune was space, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

hope there are songs as catchy as "young and beautiful" on here cuz man that is an earworm for me

the tune was space, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_myXdOLV0&feature=kp

That's So (Eazy), Saturday, 17 May 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link

Oh man

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 May 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link

Another new song from the album. Really love this.

http://youtu.be/KuX_xwghhsw

Kitchen Person, Monday, 26 May 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So Ultraviolence is out there now. My first reaction is that there are no hit singles on this album, probably not even one they can remix into a top five single.

Kitchen Person, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

Dunno, it sounded top ten to me.

Mark G, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Brooklyn Baby and Shades of Cool are by far my highlights on this. I just wish the second half was a good as the first but I just can't remember anything about the songs after West Coast at this point.

Kitchen Person, Thursday, 12 June 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link

I wasn't expecting to like this since I find her other stuff downright sleep-inducing, but this is pretty good. Some of her same writing quirks/limitations persist, but some great production and melodies here. It could do with a bit of variety in tempo though. It's all moody ballads from start to finish.

Greer, Thursday, 12 June 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

Back half of the album has Florida Kilos, which is a highlight imo.

Greer, Thursday, 12 June 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

"because this might wrongfully be forgotten in a year or two"

haha we were so innocent back then

maura, Thursday, 12 June 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

bonus points to anyone who predicted jackin' house remixes of miss LDR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id79jNtE1PM

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 12 June 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

kindof love her saying "twalking" the 2nd time here in brklyn baby

I'm talking about my generation
Talking about that newer nation
And if you don't like it
You can beat it
Beat it, baby
You never liked the way I said it
If you don't get it, then forget it
So I don't have to fucking explain it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

this album slays, btw

johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

cool lyrics lol

online hardman, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Better than I expected but it's a whole lot of the same, so if you don't feel it, you're gonna not feel it for a long time.

Popture, Friday, 13 June 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link

some hearty lols at the rockists in this

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/12/brian-wilson-new-album-frank-ocean-lana-del-rey

piscesx, Friday, 13 June 2014 10:18 (nine years ago) link

that sounds rad

Treeship, Sunday, 15 June 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link

"Everything is ruined," complained another

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 June 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

This album is growing on me a lot. Old Money and Sad Girl are really beautiful songs.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 15 June 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

whenever I listen to this album I keep being struck by how "the other woman" is just this cosmic leap of songwriting quality and intentionality, and then of course it's a nina simone cover. I guess that's my sticking point -- I see what she is doing, I am increasingly OK with what she's doing, but it's frequently just so lazy

katherine, Monday, 16 June 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

It's fine as far as it goes but it's unbelievably one-paced. Almost everything sounds exactly the same. There are no clangers but few obvious highlights.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 16 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

I reviewed it for The Awl. I like it a lot better than the first one.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 16 June 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

I think the last one was riskier, and as a result, fell down at times. This definitely doesn't have the stylistic detours and explorations, which is good and bad; it's more even, it sounds of a piece, but it can get a little boring. Nothing on here is as excellent as Ride, unfortunately; but I like it.

akm, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 05:54 (nine years ago) link

It can get a little monotonous but I'm happy to pay that price for its complete devotion to schtick, which makes the debut look compromised and cautious. It's wonderfully aloof from the rest of pop. Of course a better lyricist would be able to wring a lot more out of that schtick but you can't have everything. Auerbach's production and arrangements are wonderful I think - shades of Mazzy Star/Wicked Game/Twin Peaks/Trinity Sessions and that whole early 90s Americana noir vibe.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

my main issue is still how her voice can't seem to withstand a note

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

also

Of course a better lyricist would be able to wring a lot more out of that schtick but you can't have everything

i feel like you can!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

shades of Mazzy Star/Wicked Game/Twin Peaks/Trinity Sessions and that whole early 90s Americana noir vibe

This probably is the root of my disinterest in the end. The idea of a washed out/Tumblrd aesthetic repurposing all that, which was repurposed to begin with, isn't a problem for me conceptually but I really have already been there several times over. (Though interestingly enough, I've been coming across most of the Cowboy Junkies catalog for a buck each during recent Amoeba runs.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

Yeah my feelings exactly - I do like all the components and the execution is pretty good but, you know, I don't really feel like I need to hear this. Also all her songs seem to discreetly recycle hooks from other people's songs.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Of course a better lyricist would be able to wring a lot more out of that schtick but you can't have everything

It's one thing to enjoy something for what it is, there really isn't much to argue against when it comes to taste. It's a wholly different thing to settle for something because you feel like you can't do any better. IMO everyone can do better than settling for Lana Del Rey.

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

Yeah talk about damning with faint praise

I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

her delivery and "famoush" lisp thing just kinda drives me up the wall

also Ned otm

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

overall she seems to be an artist that's more fun to read about than listen to

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

Also all songs seem to discreetly recycle hooks from other people's songs.

dronestreet, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

based on one listen, this works much, much better as a mood piece than the first album did. obviously she's still ridiculous but the uptick in production and stronger unifying aesthetic make it possible for me to see how someone could like this.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

The only thing I'm reading about her in local press is how she wishes the was dead: http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jun/12/lana-del-rey-ultraviolence-album

StanM, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

that's....nice

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

I have to admit that I am shocked and surprised that there are five songs on the album that I actually like

I'm kind of furious that one of them is titled "Fucked My Way To The Top", though

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Boom! .5 Stars from DeRo!

campreverb, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

Much of the WWE roster seem like they could be cast as love interests in Del Rey music videos

uh

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

love seeing that luke winkie aka hottest women in tech slideshow bro is somehow allowed to write about women

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

man it's been a while since i hovered over the next page button of a voice media article, forgot what a dark moment it can be

da croupier, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

Xp You've never liked an artist who was limited but enjoyable? You call it settling. I call it getting pleasure out of a record while acknowledging its flaws. I like lots of artists who could benefit from better lyrics.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

Generally speaking, if I enjoy an artist, I don't think they are limited. For example, everything I've heard from John Lydon would point to him having a vocal range that spans a major fifth but the songs he is singing during the heyday of PiL would not work if sung another way. Limitations are, by definition, bad things; the trick is turning them into assets, and this is a trick that I think Lana Del Rey is particularly terrible at especially considering that there is a gigantic amount of potential in that voice.

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

i'm a little lukewarm on the album, but "guns and roses" is really fantastic.

Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

she should do some shag carpet faux twin peaks soundtrack version of "careering"

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link

"Most of the world has given up on Lana Del Rey"

except the aforementioned Top 20 hits but okay

katherine, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Forgot about reading so many reviews like that on my lunch hours in the years before there were good things to read on my phone.

did click through tho on the money (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

she should do some shag carpet faux twin peaks soundtrack version of "careering"

otm

you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:02 (nine years ago) link

with a video starring Laura Dern

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link

even P!tchfork's changed its tune

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19449-lana-del-rey-ultraviolence/

piscesx, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link

xp That's interesting DJP. I'm often aware of limitations in artists I enjoy, even ones, like New Order, that I love deeply. Admittedly LDR's are more glaring which is why I like rather than love her. There are so many gradations of enjoyment that I feel there's a lot of room for imperfections if the good outweighs the bad.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:24 (nine years ago) link

Limitations are, by definition, bad things

no they aren't.

(this is not a comment about lana del ray, about whom zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

(one thing i will say: she and/or her "team" are geniuses to get people talking about her for so long considering her utterly soporific music)

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

Good write-up, 誤訳侮辱

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 10:39 (nine years ago) link

Liked Luke's write-up too. "We can appreciate her storytelling, her guile, her false ego, we can appreciate her gloppy, Technicolor atmosphere while knowing that she, like us, doesn't take all this too seriously." Yay for today.

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 10:44 (nine years ago) link

i feel as though i've weathered a lana storm over the past couple years, going from "yeah this is pretty good" to "yeah this kind of okay" while the rest of the world completely lost its marbles. thing is, she is sometimes pretty good, and other times just okay.

Pew Nornographers (contenderizer), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:06 (nine years ago) link

"marbles in a storm" is her next single IIRC

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link

Well, given what I've just read on FB, Ms Del Rey can be her own worst enemy.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link

what where?

akm, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link

she covered Lit

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

Mistakes one journalist for another, accuses first journalist of asking "calculated leading" questions, sics fans on first journalist (again, wrong person), fans then dump on other journalist who objects, even though said third journalist has just reviewed the album incredibly positively, etc.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

And she covered Lit, so.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

Re: her deathwish: this is still the fictional character speaking, right? Who could simply be killed off by not being used as a personage anymore?

StanM, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:24 (nine years ago) link

That's the question, isn't it? If she's doing interviews in character, like Laibach or Oderus Urungus?

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

when's her damn bond theme already

da croupier, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

i mean all this bullshit is just building up to that, let's get to it before we're buried in thinkpieces

da croupier, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

She'll only get a Bond theme if Bela Tarr is picked to direct the next one.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

dude she ain't diamanda galas she's had a dance remix in the top 10 and makes nancy sinatra homages with the guy from the black keys. If Jack White & Alicia Keys can collaborate on one, Lana will get hers, fascinating character work or no

da croupier, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

It was a "slow boring music for a slow boring movie" joke. (N.B.: I like the new album a lot.)

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

gotcha though let's not forget chris cornell wasn't too slow boring to get to do one

da croupier, Thursday, 19 June 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

to be fair to everybody trying to figure out where the artist ends and her photo tumblr begins, i'll admit i don't personally know what contemporary act people should be scratching their chins over instead.

da croupier, Friday, 20 June 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link

i feel like "Skyfall" was the first Bond theme in forever that feels like it might actually stand the test of time

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

i like the madonna one (although that was ages ago)

Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link

i like lana and ultraviolence is growing on me, but i don't really have the energy to defend her, because i don't care that much and anyway her fans are seriously scary so i don't want to align myself with that.

Van Spleef & R. Kellz (get bent), Friday, 20 June 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

rob delaney @robdelaney · Jun 17
Game: Is it a Lana Del Rey song or a hot 22 year old yawning & farting at the same time?

Josefa, Friday, 20 June 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

http://www.idolator.com/7523506/lana-del-rey-dead-quote-response

Reminds me a little of the Warpaint/Beyonce/Q magazine defense.

how's life, Friday, 20 June 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link

good on that post for not fact-checking her claim about who interviewed her.

maura, Friday, 20 June 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link

Fucking Idolator

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 20 June 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link

Tim Jonze has responded.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/jun/20/lana-del-rey-problem-interview-but-why

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 June 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

has vox explained this yet bc i'm lost here

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

lol i was joking but thank you very much

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 20 June 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

rule 34 of explainers: if you can joke about it, it exists

katherine, Friday, 20 June 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

Meantime, from Alexis Petridis himself:

Lana Del Rey update. Have now been accused of "bullying" Lana Del Rey by dint of giving her album FOUR OUT OF FIVE. Luckily, I can wholeheartedly assure the accuser that I won't be giving Lana Del Rey any four out of five reviews in future.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

:( nobody is doing themselves any favours rn

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

I wish there was a conversation between arts-journalists-who-create-inflammatory-headlines and the-musicians-who-love-them that went something like: "Hey, I'm gonna use that crazy thing you just said as the headline, it is poppy and amazing and will get my site lots of clicks and get people talking about you, which is good because nobody loves a boring pop star, ok?" "OK!" instead of this bizarre thing

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

has vox explained this yet bc i'm lost here

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, June 20, 2014 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.vox.com/2014/6/17/5814038/heres-why-lana-del-rey-is-so-controversial

― katherine, Friday, June 20, 2014 9:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hard lols

difficult listening hour, Friday, 20 June 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

they prove it scientifically with graphs

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 20 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

rob delaney @robdelaney · Jun 17
Game: Is it a Lana Del Rey song or a hot 22 year old yawning & farting at the same time?

funniest man on twitter...

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 20 June 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

yeah wtf

goole, Friday, 20 June 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link

Laney De Rob

macklin' rosie (crüt), Friday, 20 June 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

She just kind of a presence. More than artist maybe. Good mood music for the Tumblr generation.

it's a boy!, Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

I'm listening to this on this morning and it's really hitting the spot!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

"Pretty When You Cry" really reminds of of "Hotel California" during the verses.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Number one on the album chart

Mark G, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

Not unexpected. Her last album did really well internationally.

Greer, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

If anything, this is made even less enticing than it sounds by virtue of the fact that she (still) cannot sing, as is made glaringly obvious by ponderous and lumbering chanteuse showcases such as “Pretty When I Cry,” “Money Power Glory,” “Old Money,” “Black Beauty,” and the (allegedly) ironic “F---ed My Way Up to the Top.”

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't surprise me either; I was in Target on Thursday and they had devoted two endcap shelves in their music section to the album and they were empty except for two copies of the standard edition; the deluxe version was completely sold out.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

People are going to target to buy Lana Del Rey CDs

da croupier, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link

I make most of my physical music purchases at Target, and given how much effort the label I used to work for put into getting their records on Target shelves, I know I'm not the only one.

Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

Target edition has an extra exclusive track.

piscesx, Sunday, 22 June 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

wow, this scores very high on the "did she just sing what I think she sang?" factor

"I want MONEY, I want POWER, I want GLORY / I want to take you for all that you've got" etc.

also, yikes at the lyrics to "Brooklyn Baby", whoah

this is some shameless shit right here, yet somehow also insanely charming

I love watching her troll the world (or at least troll people who have to write about pop music for a living and have to assess whether she is Good or Bad)

those distant wolf howl noises in "Fucked My Way Up to the Top", nice

the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

she is literally singing torch songs to Money

it doesn't need to be unpacked, analyzed or interpreted, it's about being blatant as fuck, on purpose- and yet there's a cardboard scenery vibe that makes all that seem really rickety and stagey

the lyrics are like charm bracelets of bad girl clichés, wishful/aspirational thinking, and "doomed femme fatale / Sphinx" posturing

not since Tiny Tim has an artist with as narrow a voice as this has made this big a splash

Lana, I salute you

the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link

er, rather "not since Tiny Tim has an artist with as narrow a voice as this made this big a splash"

the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

if it wasn't obvious that brooklyn baby was winkingly naive, the line about hyrodponic weed made it explicit.

this album isn't nearly as fun as the first album which sounded like four different people at the mercy of four different insane producers and also had some stronger songs. but this one at least shows she does one thing really well. but she should do something else with the next one.

akm, Monday, 23 June 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link

this is some shameless shit right here, yet somehow also insanely charming

I love watching her troll the world (or at least troll people who have to write about pop music for a living and have to assess whether she is Good or Bad)

Pretty much how I feel. I'm won over by her Method commitment to one strange idea and by how bizarrely successful it's proven to be. But I also like her voice fwiw so it appeals on the level of basic pleasure, not just as a trolly art project. I'm sure she'd claim there was no trolling involved but seriously, how else can you take a reference to He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss?

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:12 (nine years ago) link

The moments when she lifts her soft palette and makes her midrange/lower head voice sound almost like Liz Frasier make the rest of the time when she's doing the pouty lisp with the stiff jaw that much more unforgivable

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 23 June 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Oh fuck her Method commitment or whatever else. She and Dylan should tour together so I could doubly ignore it and watch everyone ELSE deal.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

Pretty much how I feel. I'm won over by her Method commitment to one strange idea and by how bizarrely successful it's proven to be

Sums it up nicely - even though a song or two from her are enough for me.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Oh fuck her Method commitment or whatever else

Yeah well it's not that she should win an Oscar or anything but it's a much better way of seeing her than going on about authenticity and the like.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

loving this album, honestly

it's weird when I think about how much of the guitar n voice palette taps into a seam of LA slowcore-psyche-rock (Acetone guitar parts, Mazzy Star vocals) that I would have thought would be Least Likely To Succeed as pop materials in 2014 - but they work (for me)

the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

i really heard the mazzy star on the new stuff i've heard.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

i don't remember thinking of them when the last album came out.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

good heroin album. which is timely. since everyone is on heroin now.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

like compare this guitar tone and the vibe of sunny California despair (Richie Lee killed himself after this album came out) in this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWtMEP6Iiwg

with the guitar solo at the peak of Lana's "Shades of Cool" (and for that matter, the aura of sunny California despair oozing out of the whole record)

maybe I'm projecting but it seems apt

and def a Mazzy Star spacey-childwoman thing vocally

the tune was space, Monday, 23 June 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah they should get joan didion to review it. the doomed and medicated and sexy cali thing.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

"the lyrics are like charm bracelets of bad girl clichés, wishful/aspirational thinking, and "doomed femme fatale / Sphinx" posturing"

dug this by the way...

wondering if it might work even better if the bracelets were STRUNG with bad girl cliches, etc, etc...

charms are strung, right?

in any case, i'll be stealing that to use in something else at a later date. ty, dd.

scott seward, Monday, 23 June 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

listening to this again, take it back, this is great

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

too long though! really long

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

ayeeee florida keys is terrible! is this a bonus track! starts with that yucky dave matthews band guitar shit, barfff

sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Really wish this was an EP or just a video album - annoyed by how constantly risk-averse it is.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 June 2014 07:18 (nine years ago) link

sad to see people i like waste words on this stupid bullshit tbh

mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

i don't like lana del rey, w/e. *steps out*

mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

yeah a few songs could have been scrapped. and i still wish it had a song as strong as Ride. but otherwise I think it's great.

akm, Friday, 27 June 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link

I hate comparing, but Ultraviolence is feeling like a new interstate highway version of an old-school Meat Loaf/Jim Steinman creation. Everything ridiculous and epic all the time. I dunno, I guess if I had the cash and opportunity Grant and Auerbach have to make their own version of Bat Out Of Hell, then why the hell not.

It's so weird seeing how far Dan and Patrick have gone from that weird paranoid time in 2002 when we were all in my car on Rowena in front of Thai-American Burger and Dan said they had never heard of the Pretty Things. Had to listen to "L.S.D." immediately. I think they got it.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 27 June 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link

And congrats to LDR for mining a new vein whatever this kind of pop creation is. I welcome the oncoming Gap commercials.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 27 June 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

get excited everybody there's a new thinkpiece

http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/full-time-daughter/

Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

they did a whole ldr thinkpiece supplement, which nah

this one is cool though

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

Lazy writing

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

<3 the piece

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

wtf that article. like, ldr is a white girl who evokes white america by exuding all-consuming whiteness

Lee626, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

Plus musicians invoke sex and death shocker.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

Wow this is some horseshit. I started to c&p the worst unsupported generalisations and then realised I'd have to do the whole thing. So I'll just c&p this dreadful pun instead: an eternal hard-on of the spotless mind

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

The extended talk about her lips seemed just a bit unnecessary.

Greer, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

It reads like the kind of shit that only makes sense when you're gorging on theory for the first time as an undergraduate and you think words like phallogocentrism are fun.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

It reads like the kind of shit that only makes sense when you're gorging on theory for the first time as an undergraduate and you think words like phallogocentrism are fun.

i mean, capsule description of the new inquiry

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Is it all that bad? Pretentious I can handle but this is intellectually rotten from the ground up.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

this is hilarious because i don't hate this piece but generally dislike their thing

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

How can you not hate that piece? smh

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

idk! it seems a reasonable anatomization of ldr's performance of whiteness as it relates to blackness? a lot of its descriptions of her performance read as right to me, especially the paragraph about awkwardness. the lips paragraph is a reach, and the framing is off (this promotional cycle white dude critics are completely transfixed by ldr, not unconvinced; most of the nuanced critiques of her i've encountered lately are by women)

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

but also i don't know anything about anything so maybe for once generalized faux-intellecualism raptured me away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

I know no men "transfixed" by her, only style-blog gals I know.

everybody chives this is nowhere (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

We recoil from race-based generalisations because they're racist but they're also false. They might become less racist if the people you're generalising about are white but they don't become any less false.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

Just one example…

In the context of American whiteness’s paranoid relation to what it perceives as the blood taint of blackness (which is also the taint of white guilt), false full lips might be deeply preferable to a real full mouth, even if they are superficially derided.

Unless you're ScarJo, Angelina, Brigitte Bardot, etc etc

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

http://38.media.tumblr.com/22a7424ff5176432c760a811b9f189c5/tumblr_n8rvziHQKA1rq171wo1_500.png

she was also mentioned on the cover of the last issue. WOMEN IN ROCK!!!

maura, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

I know no men "transfixed" by her, only style-blog gals I know.

― everybody chives this is nowhere (Eazy), Tuesday, July 15, 2014 12:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you might say lots of men find her very "annoying"

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

ha

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

Doesn't look like anyone's mentioned her version of "Once Upon A Dream" from Maleficent? I like that one a lot, ymmv.

Both jaunty and authentic (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link

Couldn't read past this:

"Del Rey’s whiteness is unstable because it seems somehow faintly disturbed by the knowledge of its formation. Why else the death wish? Why else do her lips circulate independently of her face?"

Which, no matter how many times I read it, is entirely devoid of any meaning.

Unsettled defender (ithappens), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

my eyes could not focus on anything in that piece

guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Fundamental to the article's falseness is her assumption that whiteness in America is riddled with guilt. Even if she thinks it should be, there's no evidence that it is for most white Americans, certainly not enough that it would play into the aesthetic of someone like LDR.

Kind of waiting for Lex to come back and explain why he loves this but maybe his work here is done.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

It's a funnily shitty piece, at least

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Um btw American whiteness is riddled bigtime w guilt for a certain amount of white women of various identities on various social media, right or wrong. Felt like that ws who who they were writing for/as

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Oh yeah sure, for some people it is but the piece is so full of generalisations I can't tell who she thinks she's talking about. Given that LDR shrugs when she's asked a mild question about feminism, I don't imagine she's losing any sleep over the legacy of slavery.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

the image of lips circulating independently of the face reminds me of this

http://youtu.be/bvXKBdkg7MM?t=1m23s

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

would watch a LDR version of Not I

one way street, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/MQhgrH9lnT2

everybody chives this is nowhere (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

\the image of lips circulating independently of the face reminds me of this

my first thought was the billy idol video for Eyes Without a Face

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"Ultraviolence" sounds like a cover version of "Ecstasy" by JJ No.2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biVETVmwxgg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 August 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

ha I thought JJ72 were back for a moment

kinder, Saturday, 30 August 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Man, listening to "Ultraviolence" late at night, along, is a really desolate experience.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 2 November 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

Upcoming album is called Honeymoon, will include a cover of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" (hmm), will sound less like Ultraviolence and more like Born To Die/Paradise (yesss) and be "noir-ish". Trying out stuff in the studio with Ronson at the moment.

Probably still ages away so I'm going through the catalogue of unreleased stuff to make the wait less hard. Really loving "Prom Song (Gone Wrong)" at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PABXOO8XbLY

Leonard Pine, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

I bet her record company are relieved she's going back to that sound.

I'm really excited for a new album so soon. I play Born To Die and Ultraviolence a lot.

Kitchen Person, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

there def are a lot of unreleased cuts & bonus tracks that i keep in rotation and love dearly

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link

ive been keyed into 'gods & monsters' and 'summertime sadness' lately both are 10/10

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure I read somewhere that she's recording Music to Watch Boys to properly for this new album.

Kitchen Person, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

Sad Girl has become my latest favourite.

Kitchen Person, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

xp o wow yea that is on the wiki as true -- that song is often called 'driving in cars w/ boys' on demos & is incred

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 April 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

Gods and Monsters is so, so good I kind of have to watch myself so I don't over-listen to it. It's testament to the songwriting that Jessica Lange's barely-capable cover version is still pretty powerful.

Driving in Cars is fantastic, so that's good news. If she ever wants to properly record Prom Song, Back To The Basics and Queen of the Disaster too it won't hurt my feelings. Come to think of it I'm not a big fan of Ronson but I'd really like to see what he could do with Back To The Basics.

Leonard Pine, Friday, 10 April 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I saw her at the Shoreline in the Bay ARea last night; first of all the traffic getting there and leaving is a fucking nightmare beyond words now, don't ever go there. I missed Courtney Love except for the last two songs and those I saw over a screen in the bar area; she sounded surprisingly great. As for LDR: she was wonderful live, she's obviously moved well past that nervous stage period that almost doomed her, or maybe she's just more captivating live than she actually seems over video. I could not believe she sold out a place this size, I have not seen this level of slavish fan devotion for a more unlikely person since...the first solo Morrissey tour maybe? There were a lot of fashion fans, to be expected, but there is some other contingent of very devoted young people. I don't know what that says. Either way, I'm glad the show was as good as it was because the 2 hour parking lot traffic jam made me want to decapitate everyone.

akm, Friday, 22 May 2015 04:38 (eight years ago) link

that's so interesting. it's cool she's found a passionate cult fanbase. she really is that kind of artist: seeming to exist in a world totally her own, which is a pretty cool accomplishment for someone who came up in the hypecycle, which is so good at flattening differences. gaga tried so hard to be weird in this environment and failed. lana del rey is weird.

anyway, i'm not really that big of a fan but i like the idea of an artist who can produce something as...specific as "video games" and hope she finally found a niche that appreciates her unironically. the new album was good too.

here is another lana del rey song i enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFjqZpZZ5jI

Treeship, Friday, 22 May 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

venturing into the field tonight, wish me luck

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

good luck, report back!

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

i don't know if it's weirder to be surrounded by a couple thousand teens screaming along to "ultraviolence" or to be surrounded by a couple thousands teens listening reverently to a very straight-up leonard cohen cover (non-hallelujah category). but damn do teens love lana (the one next to me screamed "i love you so much!" completely unprompted in the middle of a song).

it's pretty amazing how much ldr has improved as a singer onstage--totally owning the material, able to change up the melodies easily, etc. when her singing is on she's a pleasure to listen to, and she has a weird but effective stage presence--i don't recall seeing someone get as much mileage as she does out of doing nothing. her band was great--any tone dads in attendance should have enjoyed the guitarist, and the level of taste they brought to the music got me thinking about how much of lana's shtick is that everything is presented so tastefully except for her ridiculous lyrics.

born to die still sucks on a number of levels but i've been revisiting ultraviolence and it's very strong 1-6 before hitting a rough patch. as much as i'm loath to give auerbach credit for anything, portishead by way of a guitar store employee wound up being a smart place to take this music.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

I enjoy the fact that much of the guitar heroics on UV come from Kenny Vaughan, who did the same in Lucinda Williams' Car Wheels-era live band.

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

oh interesting! i wasn't sure how much of it auerbach did himself. there's some nice playing on the record.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPU8XJcA__k

would be a killer album closer imo, will probably wind up as the opener

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

we've gone full torch

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

I know she covered 'Summer Wine', but I always wonder why she doesn't do 'Some Velvet Morning'.

Rouge Trooper (dowd), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

It took Primus several years to get around to covering "The Devil Went Down to Georgia," even though the song was made for them. She'll get to it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Shirley Bassey Sings The Chili Peppers

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Gorgeous song. Agree that it really should close the album.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

really unexpectedly impressed by this

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

Oh good this is the LDR I fell in love with

got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

"everything you do is elusive to even your honeydrew"

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link

woops honeydew

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link

Marry me, girl
be my fairy to the world
be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
getting high on information
And buy me a star on the Boulevard
it's Californication

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

proper audio w/ the sweary bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjw_8RpoNI

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah it's on spotify with full swears too

piscesx, Monday, 10 August 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link

once again sounds more "album track" than "single" to me but I'm not complaining

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

I think I'm at the stage where I love everything she does. This is just great.

Hope the album is still coming out next month.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

not only do i love this but i have very belatedly fallen for ultraviolence

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link

It kinda peters out in the back half but that opening run of 5-6 tracks easily the best stuff she'd done up to then imo

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

Agree that the first six songs are really what make the album but Old Money is one of my favourites too.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

New video has twist ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxpHIl5Ynw

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 13 August 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

Having recently fallen in love w her, I have to say that I find Ultraviolence to be a bit monochrome. While I have a soft spot for productions that are all hazy distorted echo effects—and have little love for hip hop—after a while the songs start to sound the same to me – which is in pretty stark contrast to the quasi genre-experiments of her earlier stuff.

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

I find it kind of dull but I keep coming back to it. Feels like there's a lot of little flourishes there that my conscious mind isn't picking up on. A subliminal bop.

Leonard Pine, Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

Am I the only one who hears Dido in this?

29 facepalms, Friday, 14 August 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link

i found "high by the beach" a little bizarre at first and didn't like the way the staccato line sounded in the chorus but i'm coming around to it now. kind of hypnotic.

dyl, Friday, 14 August 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

hasn't really worked for me. I guess 'yet' yea but idk

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

01 Honeymoon
02 Music to Watch Boys to
03 Terrence Loves You
04 God Knows I Tried
05 High by the Beach
06 Freak
07 Art Deco
08 Burnt Norton (Interlude)
09 Religion
10 Salvatore
11 The Blackest Day
12 24
13 Swan Song
14 Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

I can only assume that track 8 is LDR sing-speaking the entirety of this http://www.coldbacon.com/poems/fq.html

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

Lana Del Rey reads the Cantos seems like a money maker. x-post

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 08:39 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so this is out now. thoughts? I don't like it as much as Ultraviolence; compositionally it seems a little weak and monochromatic. I imagine anyone who thought UV was boring is going to hate it. I do like Terrence a lot. thrilled she is reading TS Eliot on this.

akm, Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

I am generally pro-LDR but man this is a slog

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 18 September 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

i had a nice moment to honeymoon the song just recently while stoned on an elliptical but yea im lowkey worried abt this, gonna wait til tmorrow to listen to it all

johnny crunch, Friday, 18 September 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I'm gonna check it out in the morning myself. I loved Ultraviolence.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 September 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link

man this is a languid album ain't it, even by lana standards

slothroprhymes, Friday, 18 September 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, it is pretty hazy and slow. I like it about as much as Ultraviolence, and better than Born to Die. Need to listen to it a few more times, though.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 September 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

yup super languid, I like it okay; freak is p nice

johnny crunch, Friday, 18 September 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

Salvatore shouldn't work but it does...really well. I'm wondering if soft ice cream = coke?

Cousin Slappy, Friday, 18 September 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

xp freak is my favorite

most of the singles are really strong except high by the beach (which is fine, it just kinda sits there), also like religion a lot once it gets going in the second half. almost all the songs tho, including the best ones, are too long

slothroprhymes, Friday, 18 September 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

Listened to it on the train this morning while reading; didn't pay any attention to track titles, so it's basically one big song for me still.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Honeymoon has really made me appreciate the variety present on Ultraviolence.

Greer, Friday, 18 September 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

the cover is rotten and doesn't convey at all the haziness of this album. it's grown on me over the past day; still no UV but pretty good. The production choices on BTD seem very juvenile in comparison.

akm, Friday, 18 September 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

yea i h8 the cover also

johnny crunch, Friday, 18 September 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

I'm into the cover, but then for me cheap sunglasses and floppy sun hats are generally a winning combination, so YMMV.

What is the track being ref-d at end of "Terrence Loves You"? She hums a slippery melody which the strings play off of, some sort of '60s Barry/Mancini thing.

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

Ah yes, John Barry it is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8uYxTJ530

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 19 September 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

I love the cover bc I've been obsessed with those passenger vans with the roof chopped off for a while now. like can I get one of those as my personal vehicle?

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6022/5949320491_83270fa6ef.jpg

p.s. I dig the tunes too.

Captain Maximus, Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

it's like easily her best album cover, makes me actually want to listen to the record

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

I loved Born To Die and Ultraviolence but Honeymoon is such a drag. I liked the singles and there a few other good songs (24, Freak and Swan Song) but the rest of the songs leave no impression at all. I'm shocked to see she's getting such good reviews all over the place.

Kitchen Person, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link

Don't know why I kept going in this thread to bash her. The albums are not too bad. Got caught up in the hype/anti-hype.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

I love this. It's not as immediate as Ultraviolence but has the same kind of internal coherence.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

I don't like it as much as Ultraviolence

Ultraviolence is some kind of weird classic. It's begging to be redicovered by hipsters 20 years from now.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/la-et-ms-0919-lana-del-ray-20150920-story.html

Her beef is that the guys in helicopters — not to mention the guys trailing her outside Ralphs or through New York City mass transit — are taking images of the wrong moments, damaging the glamorous but unknowable persona she's so carefully cultivated.

[...]

Her first words on the album go even further: "We both know that it's not fashionable to love me," she sings, luxuriating in each syllable. This is obviously nonsense: Del Rey has never been more in demand among trendsetting mavericks, be it Kanye West, who hired her to sing at his wedding, or the Weeknd, who drafted her for a duet on his new album. But the line gives an indication of how she's absorbed the polarized reaction to her work, which has spawned as many enemies as acolytes.

[...]

She ends the record with a beautifully spooky rendition of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood," a song that two or three years ago — back when Del Rey was regularly taken for some kind of phony record-label invention — would've felt like an appeal for objective clarity.

Now it's the opposite: See me the way I want to be seen, the song demands.

garbage music

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 21 September 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

the more LDR doubles down on her aesthetic the realer she gets imo. if born to die failed because there were too many moments where the spell was broken through clumsiness, the more monochrome ultraviolence and honeymoon pretty much solve that problem, even if they sound initially samey throughout...

lex pretend, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

I now find it impossible to hear her without scanning for lyrics that could be chili pepper lyrics, in part because there are so many

da croupier, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

She should cover "Under the Bridge".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

californiambienication

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

they did steal the melody in "salvatore" from the sax line of "careless whisper", right?

epitome of "genius steals" if so.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

It's called marketing

calstars, Thursday, 24 September 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

wait there's seriously a track that's just her reading eliot?

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 24 September 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link

yes!

akm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:37 (eight years ago) link

ㅠㅠ

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 24 September 2015 07:40 (eight years ago) link

there's also a secret 2-hour long track of her watching sunset boulevard

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 September 2015 07:42 (eight years ago) link

born to die went platinum, it didn't fail in any respect

she owes no one anything, in the real world she's already on mount rushmore with beyonce and taylor swift and whoever else, people who try to insist that she still has literally anything left to prove only succeed in outing their own pathetic naïveté

james brooks, Thursday, 24 September 2015 09:31 (eight years ago) link

idk how anyone could prefer this to Ultraviolence. Everything blurs.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 24 September 2015 09:46 (eight years ago) link

ultraviolence was a bit too rocky for my liking. i never really got into it. i find this more true to her essence.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 September 2015 09:48 (eight years ago) link

What are people's favourite songs on this? I hear a mood I like but I don't hear any standouts.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, 24 September 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

Terrence Loves You, 24, Swan Song, The Blackest Day and Freak are my favourites.

Kitchen Person, Thursday, 24 September 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Gutted that 24 won't be the theme tune for a series of 24

kinder, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

in the real world she's already on mount rushmore with beyonce and taylor swift and whoever else

sigh, his name is THEODORE ROOSEVELT, get an education

da croupier, Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

also are the black keys on mount rushmore in the real world, they have platinum album from around that time

da croupier, Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

beyonce, taylor swift, lana del ray. the american ideal incarnate.

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

i like the new one but not as much as ultraviolence, that seems like the album she was born to make

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

Crazy LDR has managed to get three albums out in the time its taken Adele to follow up 21, imagine the ink stone temple pilots coulda got if Vs didn't come out until after Tiny Music

da croupier, Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

IT'S SPELLED "DEL REY" YOU FUCKING HERETICS

james brooks, Thursday, 24 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

lana del rey and missy elliott remain the two artists that i'm mystified are misspelt as much as they are

lex pretend, Friday, 25 September 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

how else does one spell missy elliott

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

I have a much easier time w/ this sequencing:

God Knows I Tried
Music to Watch Boys To
High By the Beach
Terrence Loves You
24
(Interlude)
Salvatore
Freak
The Blackest Day
Honeymoon

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 25 September 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

also that way it opens w/ "Sometimes I wake up in the morning" and ends w/ "dreaming away your life" and I'm a sucker for shit like that

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 25 September 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

xxp people leave off the second T

carly bae jepsen (monotony), Friday, 25 September 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link

how else does one spell missy elliott

eliot/elliot most common misspelling for me, it's obvious at all imo

niels, Friday, 25 September 2015 09:06 (eight years ago) link

What are people's favourite songs on this? I hear a mood I like but I don't hear any standouts.

― impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Thursday, September 24, 2015 7:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"the blackest day" is the strung-out epic that everything seems to build towards, and actually works

"music to watch boys to", "god knows i tried", "high by the beach" and "salvatore" otherwise

lex pretend, Friday, 25 September 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

the criticism that it all blurs together was actually my initial issue with ultraviolence but imo the more it blurs together into this sad, inward-fixating, monomaniacal mood, the better LDR is. yeah it's almost oppressive in its refusal to deviate from that mood but her albums stand or fall on whether she breaks the spell - "art deco" comes closest, a lil too on the nose, but not as bad as some of the tracks on born to die (the sparser arrangements really help in this) (oh and obv her "don't let me be misunderstood" cover is unnecessary and slightly embarrassing but i just pretend it's a bonus track)

lex pretend, Friday, 25 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

"God Knows I Tried" is the big standout for me, but that's probably because it sounds the most like a song from Ultraviolence, which I still like better.

Yesterday I put all three albums (I don't have Paradise and need to get it) on shuffle and realized how many small, subtle shifts there are to her performances, not just from song to song but from line to line. She's really not a monotonous singer in the way of, say, Nico. Within her overall sleepwalking style there's a tremendous amount of activity beneath the surface.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 25 September 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

yeah for sure, and she's doing some really effective things in her upper range on this album

lex pretend, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

Any numbers on this yet? I hope it sells a kajillion copies.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Friday, 25 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

Not many standouts for me, which is just another way Lana is weird - she's a pop artist who makes albums rather than singles. It's an album you play from start to finish, preferably on a decent sound system (I was amazed at how much I liked Salvatore on my stereo considering I wrote the whole thing off after streaming it). I'm not sure if I love it yet but I really enjoy the sound, it's like it transforms my whole apartment, like a new colour on the walls. The Simone cover is really not good though, and if it's an attempt at commentary it goes over my head.

Leonard Pine, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link

The fact that all of the album blurs together and nothing really stands out is actually a positive for this album. I've already listened to this a bunch of times. I might actually like this as much as Ultraviolence.

silverfish, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

the song lengths add to the whole 'stuck in the same loop' vibe; 3 songs are 4:55, 2 are 4:51, another 2 are 4:41 etc

piscesx, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:05 (eight years ago) link

Aside from the lovely and unexpected counter melody that arrives about two thirds of the way thru the title track, the few listens to this didn't hit the spot the way her best stuff does for me.

Normally I'm a big fan of artists finding their voice and rejecting the conventions the industry is pushing them to stick with. But as a bit of a late-comer to LDR, I find her stuff works best when her smoky/spooky/goofball aesthetic is allowed to ooze around within more formal strictures – genre exercises, more traditional verses & choruses and strong, clear melodies.

When the form itself becomes as hazy as her voice—as has been the case on a lot of the last two records—the whole thing, yeah, just kind of fades into the ether. But the real trouble is, you begin to lose what a good melodicist she can be as a songwriter – which, in turn, kind of buries her (really great) sense of humor.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 4 October 2015 13:34 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

relistening to born to die and it is so striking how much more accomplished she's become in terms of sound design. the early stuff sounds SO clunky in comparison

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

I like her Daniel Johnston cover

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/hear-lana-del-reys-aching-daniel-johnston-cover-20151110

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

feel like this album kind of came out and just flatlined.

akm, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

if you mean commercially it's pretty obviously not a "big hit singles" kind of album

lex pretend, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Still can't get into it. It's half the record Ultraviolence was. A shame - I thought she was going to get better and better but she's just becalmed. Bad idea to get Rick Nowels to produce as well as write.

impossible raver (Re-Make/Re-Model), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 18:13 (eight years ago) link

I think I actually prefer it to Ultraviolence now - didn't see that coming

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Listening to it on speakers for the first time right now since I'm home from work—thanks, veterans!—and it really does need to be allowed to fill the room. "God Knows I Tried" has been my favorite song all along, but through speakers it's pretty overwhelming.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

This album is pretty close to perfection. Especially with wine and an empty apartment.

Cousin Slappy, Thursday, 12 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

I have given this album several goes and I cannot get into it for the life of me. The only tracks I could sing bits of from memory are Salvatore and High By The Beach. Maybe three years from now I'll sit crying after a breakup I did not instigate and put it on and finally get it.

Leonard Pine, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link

Honeymoon the track is really striking and beautiful imo, esp once I clipped the first like 2 mins of it off

that & freak (has become prob 1 of her fav tracks of mine ever) & blackest day are the only tracks I listen to

johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three months pass...

Shades of Cool still sounds soooooo boss to me

actually the whole Ultraviolence album is \m/ \m/ imo

the tune was space, Thursday, 10 March 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

"Ultraviolence" is her best album.

New song

http://pitchfork.com/news/71155-lana-del-rey-returns-with-new-song-young-and-in-love/

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Sunday, 19 February 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link

new song is great, but the video is...odd? her smiling creeps me out. maybe it's meant to.

akm, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link

yea the song is good

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link

it's good but it's more directly pop than usual for her

ultraviolence is easily her best yeah, i'm still hoping she'll do something similar to that with some jazzy ambience someday

ufo, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 14:51 (seven years ago) link

Love this song and video, gorgeous

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Friday, 24 February 2017 07:29 (seven years ago) link

I like this. My favorite thing by a long shot on Ultraviolence is "Fucked My Way to the Top."

Is the original video for "Video Games" still on the internet anywhere?

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 24 February 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

(Or maybe the one online is the original? Thought I'd read her edit got pulled)

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 24 February 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link

She's bored me for years, and I like the new song a great deal.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

This statement, from a BBC interview, fills me with dread.

I started out thinking that the whole record was gonna have a ’50s/’60s feeling, like some kind of Shangri-Las, early Joan Baez influences. But as the climate kept on getting more heated politically, I found lyrically everything was just directed towards that. So because of that, the sound just got really updated, and I felt like it was more wanting to talk to the younger side of the audience that I have. I guess it’s just a little more socially aware. It’s kind of a global feeling.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 24 February 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link

eep

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link

yea thats not good

johnny crunch, Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:21 (seven years ago) link

tbf though she has always been terrible at describing her own music iirc

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

album will probably sound exactly like the last two

akm, Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link

although, 'younger' sound was exactly what the Born to Die had (and the last two didn't) and I know a lot of people who really love that about that album.

akm, Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:47 (seven years ago) link

i have a hard time imagining her doing anything explicitly political, although it would be amusing if she put out a fugazi album or something. her videos have often had a kind of running commentary on american culture anyway.

akm, Saturday, 25 February 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

of course she is

akm, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link

I was a bit underwhelmed with this song at first, but the video has made me fall in love with it. It is very odd to see her smiling so much. I guess she's not really done a lot of that in her videos before.

I have a hard time deciding between her albums. They're all pretty equal for me. Honeymoon was a massive grower.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Also, I've just realised that Love has a hint of Joy Division's Atmosphere about it.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

The new song (which is excellent BTW) prompted me to spend the last several days digging into the expanded version of her debut (that is, Born to Die: The Paradise Edition). I've always had a bit of a thing for artists before their "find their voice" -- i.e., when they are trying out personas and styles to see how they fit. Obviously, the hit/miss ratio is going to be greater. But I also think they tend to take greater risks.

BTD alone has several songs that I count among her best -- yes, "Video Games," "Blue Jeans" and "Summertime Sadness," but also "National Anthem" and "Radio" (*huge* earworm). I'm also fond of "Dark Paradise" (which is, uh, dark), the title track and "Off to the Races." As for the EP, "Ride" is generally excellent -- but its bridge is positively thrilling. "Cola" is a complete fave of mine -- kind of "Blue Jeans Part II" musically. Johnny Fever's comment upthread that it was "absurd and terrible and great" was spot on. It's kind of LDR in a nutshell.

Now, are there clunkers? Absolutely -- sometimes within these songs as has been pointed out. I'm still not sure why a line like "Take this party downtown" shows up in multiple songs -- it's almost as if LDR has a McCartney-esque thing for placeholder lyrics that she never swaps out. And the production is, perhaps, a bit glossy in places -- the beats in general sound kind of overly polished.

But on the last few records, it's all sluggish tempos and quaaludes. I get why she did them -- records like Ultraviolence and Honeymoon have helped her mature a bit and, yes, find her voice. They've also positioned her less as a big pop star than as an artist on the fringes, which is where I think she derives a lot of her inspiration. And in general, I love the panoramic sound of these records -- Ultraviolence in particular has a great "Scott Walker as filtered through a Space Echo" sound to it.

Still, on most of her recent material, I've missed the tunes ("Young and Beautiful" excepted), the diversity and even the slight hip hop touches that made her kind of exciting to me. I'm hoping "Love" is a sign that she's moving back in that direction.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

good writeup, agree w a lot of it - yea the chaff in born to die is kindof striking considering its peaks

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, you make some good points there. You've pretty much picked my favourite songs from Born To Die. I'm surprised that Radio was never released as a single. I thought it was the obvious hit as soon as I heard the album. Nice to see you mention Dark Paradise which was always the most underrated song on the album. I'd add Without You from the deluxe edition as another highlight. One of her best vocals. Diet Mtn Dew and Million Dollar Man are the only songs I'd say sound like filler to me. Neither of them are terrible songs, they just seem a bit flat. As for Paradise, I couldn't get into that beyond Ride which is one of her best songs and Bell Air which is so beautiful. The rest of it leaves me cold.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link

"Gods and Monsters" is an underrated track from Paradise. I like in the song "Ultraviolence" where the backing vocal sings "Lay me down tonight with your diamonds at pearls" is awesome when repeated later as part of "Fucked My Way To The Top".

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

^ Sorry for the terrible formatting of that post. Should be "diamonds and pearls".

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link

For all the guff she (for the most part, deservedly) gets for her live performances, this is straight up amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWWX-y3oIk

(also, +1 for the Audrey Hepburn look -- but -1 for ending the song before the bridge)

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

That trailer is very ridiculous and very amazing. I am so excited for this album now.

kitchen person, Thursday, 30 March 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link

afraid of Weeknd guest spot but I believe in her

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:26 (seven years ago) link

Loved Born to Die when it was released (I was in high school) but now it sounds a bit ridiculous. Her subsequent material has fewer cringeworthy lines (there are still a couple: "Oh that face makes me want to party"; "Baby you're so ghetto, you're looking to score"). As a whole, though, Ultraviolence and especially Honeymoon are great. Looking forward to the new album.

Handsome Bookor, Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link

what does your username refer to btw

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link

lol it's just my twitter name. which is just my name with "handsome" attached to it.

Handsome Bookor, Thursday, 30 March 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link

phew, I had feared the second bit was some ghastly ilxian claim to literary interest/prowess

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 30 March 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link

know what you mean. English teachers always used to expect a lot from me in high school. name=self fulfilling prophecy, i suppose.

Handsome Bookor, Thursday, 30 March 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link

as for 'handsome'...well, nothing wrong with claims to beauty but observe sexyDancer as a cautionary tale...released several acclaimed noise-rock records and stopped posting to ilx. you have been warned

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 30 March 2017 17:07 (seven years ago) link

Weird (but cool!) to see her smiling on a cover. I'm stoked for this.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link

Not only did she cop Iggy's album title but his cover concept for said album as well?

vmajestic, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

the smile is weird. I love her but I don't think she should smile.

akm, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

i like it

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

i want her to just glower at me

akm, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Is there a release date for this yet? This is one of my most anticipated albums of the year right now.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Young And In Love reminds me of a Heather Nova ballad, the 90s are truly back.

Siegbran, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link

wiki sez the release date is 5/26

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

the smile is weird. I love her but I don't think she should smile.

― akm, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 6:08 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you for real? Wtf.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link

I am in fact for real. Her smiles seem forced like she's being told to smile by the photographer (here) and videographer (in the Love video)

akm, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link

I'm happy she's smiling

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link

I'm happy she's smiling, too. It conjures with her optimistic message in the album trailer, too.

Saying "I don't think she should smile" about Lana, and anyone else for that matter, is nagl in my book.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Going for relative optimism just in time for Trump is a pretty classic contrarian pop artist move imo

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

There's def something sly and mischievous about her smile, which bodes well for her witchy image

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

i am guessing this is not the same truck that was used for starline tours then.
i think i like the cover.
mad font and all.

mark e, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

Honestly folks, she just seems like she's on her way to Coachella in that shot.

(I remain deeply 'eh' about her work.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

is it cool if I just copy/paste this conversation to the Wikipedia page for "male gaze"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

go for it imo

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

akm's observations about LDR's smiles seeming forced are off-base-ish, but I do think smiling seems kind of off-brand for her, at least as her career has manifested itself so far. That said, she's one of the more in-control-of-her-own-art pop figures around at the moment, so you gotta figure if she's smiling on the album cover it's a strong hint as to the content...

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

otm, her smiling here is weird

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link

god y'all are unbelievable

joshywinty (josh), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link

here's a thought! maybe lana is in a good place??? and she wants to share that with the world???

joshywinty (josh), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link

I'm totally with Josh here, that's what I hope

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link

There is something odd about her smiling, but it's just because she hasn't done it much in the past. I'm all for it though. This is a woman who said she didn't care if she died a few years ago and now she does seem like she's in a much better place. I keep finding myself drawn to the Love video as those awkward little smiles are so endearing.

I'm really enjoying that she seems to be taken seriously now. After that massive backlash when Born To Die came out, I wouldn't have blamed her if she'd disappeared for a long time. It's also pretty cool how prolific she is.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 01:12 (seven years ago) link

wtf is this all about?

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 07:50 (seven years ago) link

i love that promo video so much. <3

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 08:07 (seven years ago) link

ragging on her smiling in the cover seems so out of left field to me. it seemed relatively clear to me that at this point she's put some distance between her subject matter and herself as a persona, so now she can lay back and not have to "feel" everything she's writing about (actually or performatively). smiling (pretty wryly, it seems obvious to me) as an embodiment of that distance and a soft subversion of ~moody indie sad girl~ seems like a great move, especially for an album she said was explicitly for her fans instead of for her.

austinb, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Huffington Post take on the smile: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lana-del-rey-album-art-smile_us_58ed54abe4b0ca64d91a3649

obvious, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

oh great

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:06 (seven years ago) link

^^ otm.

Both the misoginy on this thread and HuffPo's piece abt the ~radical power~ of a woman smiling are sides of the same stupid coin.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

Driving In Cars.. on this album i wonder?

piscesx, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link

she's smiling in front of a truck so it's prob Driving in Trucks

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link

sorry just adding to the needless projection itt

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link

she has shit tons of unreleased stuff, driving in cars with boys being just one of them, and I have a feeling she will not go back and revisit that material anytime soon, or ever.

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

when someone's entire media image both A) is incredibly deliberate and B) largely revolves around being "hollywood sadcore" then it is, in fact, valid to point out a smiling album cover. it isn't a candid photo, it's a photoshoot. it exists for a reason.

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link

XP Lana Del Rey Bootleg Series in 2030

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link

(yes, xp, that was the point I was trying to make earlier, I don't think that was misogynistic)

I've snagged a lot of unreleased stuff off the web and on slsk; some of it I assume originated from her youtube channel, the rest I have no idea; I get the feeling she spends a fair amout of time in the studio with other people generating things before settling on what to do for an album; or at least did until the around Honeymoon.

akm, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link

I assumed the smiling album cover was just a direct reference to the Iggy Pop album

silverfish, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link

We all like motorcycles to some degree

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link

sorry, pls, everyone talk about whether ldr should smile or not

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link

I deeply regret bringing it up in the first place

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Smiling Lana just intensifies her persona as the Naomi Watts audition scene in Mullholland Drive

who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link

does anyone know what the font is from? it feels like 70s Readers Digest or something.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 April 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link

i thought i didn't like honeymoon, but then i put it on today and remembered that it had my two favorite ldr songs: terrence + blackest day. i think the album loses me on the stretch of high by the beach/freak/art deco which are imo admirable attempts at trip-hop with modern trap beats, but they largely don't do anything for me.

forgive my ignorance of the genre, but are there any other triphop acts with trap-style beats?

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 14 April 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link

"terrence loves you" might be my favorite lana song. it's truly transcendent.

joshywinty (josh), Friday, 14 April 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link

Love the Nancy Sinatra quoting strings on that one

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Friday, 14 April 2017 04:29 (seven years ago) link

i was lukewarm on that album when it first came out but it's grown on me a lot, the point where I prefer it to Ultraviolence (though I still think West Coast is probably my favorite song of hers)

akm, Friday, 14 April 2017 04:43 (seven years ago) link

The font is called "Loretta Lynn" xpost

everything, Friday, 14 April 2017 05:03 (seven years ago) link

Ultraviolence is great because it's very committed to its particular style - and it rarely deviates from being a sublime come-down album.

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Friday, 14 April 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cTIXoBnuw

not bad :)

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link

my boyfriend's back
and he's cooler than ever

^^ lol

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

(i like this a lot)

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

The way she sings, "take off, take off, take off all your clothes" reminds me so much of the, "hello hello" bit in Without You from Born To Die. That's also the bit that Taylor Swift borrowed for Wildest Dreams.

This new album is shaping up very nicely. Really hope that rumoured May 26th release date is right.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I like both new songs. Reading that she's really into the mixing process and is very particular about it was cool, maybe more women (musicians or otherwise) should interview female musicians

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:13 (seven years ago) link

Does the song survives besides that weeknd collaboration?

Nourry, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link

Any artist who cites Shangri-Las as an influence on their new record is cool with me

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Thursday, 20 April 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link

i dunno if i'm supposed to be thinking of mandela when quoting invictus, but i always think of tim mcveigh

goole, Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

re: the font, I don't recognize that specific one, but it's very reminiscent of Bookman Swash Italic which was all over the place in the '70s.

early rejecter, Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

I was skeptical of the Weeknd collab, but I think it works well. They share that decadent, sleazy vibe -- a more natural fit than him w/Beyonce, e.g.

yea Im not sure yet I love this but it is v earwormy, been stuck in my head a few days

plus this image is gorg

http://popcrush.com/files/2017/04/lana-del-rey-lust-for-life.png?w=630&h=630&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

This song is incredible.

Spencer Chow, Saturday, 29 April 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

Hate the Weeknd collaboration, and the fact that the album also includes collaborations with Sean Lennon and Stevie Nicks has me basically running the other way.

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link

ideologically she has more in common w/Nicks han with the Weeknd

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

"Tin Weekned and Nicks han coming
When will Lana record on her own?"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link

sean lennon is fine
stevie nicks is fine
weeknd is fine

she hasn't done an album of collabs before like this, so I'm fine with it as long as that's not what she does from now all the time

akm, Saturday, 29 April 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

larry Clayton is fine

kinder, Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link

mmm he sure is

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

ideologically she has more in common w/Nicks han with the Weeknd

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 28, 2017 9:24 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what 'ideology' is that?

Wimmels, Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

Worshiping beautiful young men while dancing with them in cowboy boots.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

Maybe one of these days I'll see what you're all seeing in her but it's still not the time.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link

It's taken several years; I started cracking in January after prolonged exposure to "West Coast" in my work environment.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

I kinda suspect she's like Antony/ANOHNI for me -- someone a lot of people I know go "GAH" over (not to mention open Marc Almond fandom, usually a good sign for me) that makes me go "I guess the trappings are okay?" because the songs aren't much. I can see why the fandom exists, but I have no need.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

That's always the way I've felt until this title track.

Spencer Chow, Sunday, 30 April 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

I kinda suspect she's like Antony/ANOHNI for me -- someone a lot of people I know go "GAH" over (not to mention open Marc Almond fandom, usually a good sign for me) that makes me go "I guess the trappings are okay?" because the songs aren't much. I can see why the fandom exists, but I have no need.

Interesting; ANOHNI is definitely a "you've got to be fucking kidding me" artist for me, but I have basically loved everything LDR's done since the Paradise EP (I liked a lot of Born To Die, but it's patchy and definitely her weakest album).

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:06 (six years ago) link

her songwriting chops have grown so much since that album. "Honeymoon" and "God Knows I Tried" sound like standards.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

......no, Lana, no.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 15 May 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link

OK, "political" LDR is the funniest LDR yet. Reminds me of when Christina Applegate's character on Married...With Children started a cable access show called Vital Social Issues 'n' Stuff - With Kelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjDfD_RtYiA

Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 15 May 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link

lana's capitalism fetish has always been political whether she knows it or not. this song is outrageous po-faced self-parody just when you'd think she couldn't do any more of that. she rhymes coachella with hella. i love her.

also only just finally bothered to listen to "love" and uh i love that too. the cash register on the chorus absolutely kills me.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 15 May 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link

What a strange song. I read that she only wrote and recorded it a few weeks ago.

Is the album still supposed to be coming on May 26th? Seems weird that she hasn't officially announced it yet.

kitchen person, Monday, 15 May 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

Her tone is appropriate to the material. I laughed a couple times.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 May 2017 13:14 (six years ago) link

I'm hoping it's just a tossed-off thing and isn't actually on the record tbh

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 15 May 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

That is the dumbest song title of all time. I don't understand the appeal of this singer at all.

yesca, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 05:11 (six years ago) link

she rhymes coachella with hella. i love her.

poptimism lives!

sexualing healing (crüt), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 05:15 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBwoRviPvVw

Paisley Window Pane (Ross), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

the full album tracklist does not fill me with hope

1. "Love"
2. "Lust for Life" (featuring The Weeknd)
3. "13 Beaches"
4. "Cherry"
5. "White Mustang"
6. "Summer Bummer" (featuring ASAP Rocky and Playboi Carti)
7. "Groupie Love" (featuring ASAP Rocky)
8. "In My Feelings"
9. "Coachella – Woodstock in My Mind"
10. "God Bless America – And All the Beautiful Women in It"
11. "When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing"
12. "Beautiful People Beautiful Problems" (featuring Stevie Nicks)
13. "Tomorrow Never Came" (featuring Sean Ono Lennon)
14. "Heroin"
15. "Change"
16. "Get Free"

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link

#'s 10 & 11 are great "I've Got My Own Album To Do"-style song titles.

And is #14 a cover of you-know-what?

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 July 2017 05:19 (six years ago) link

was wondering that.

still no sign of Driving In Cars With Boys i see.

or any of the other classic unreleased tracks

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/7655020/lana-del-rey-best-non-album-songs-lizzy-grant-listen

piscesx, Thursday, 13 July 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

queen of disaster of those unreleased is nice, never heard that 1

summer bummer is also out there, don't love it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 July 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

tho now already i have 'high-tops in the summer babe..' stuck in my head so hm

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

re: "Heroin", no, acc to the credits it's a Grant/Nowels original

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:01 (six years ago) link

13. "Tomorrow Never Came" (featuring Sean Ono Lennon)

hard pass

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link

also like many of you I was worried that the new LDR would have a song with ASAP Rocky, which clearly isn't enough. I'm happy to report there are two.

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link

back to back, no less. that and the fact that all the long songs are stacked together at the end of the record already tells me this is going to beg for an edit and resequence

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:39 (six years ago) link

maybe they're all doom metal jams

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 13 July 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link

Stevie Nicks collab inevitable imo

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link

damn it now I need an LDR/doom band collab album

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link

("The Blackest Day" is pretty close to that, actually)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

In That Warm California SunnO)))

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

yeah definitely not stoked about the sound of these two new collaborations, seems like she's broadening the net for more cross over appeal

Paisley Window Pane (Ross), Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not digging either of these new songs. It seems like she's overthought the album at this point. It was supposed to come out in May but then she's added new songs and gotten rid of some others because they were "too happy". I never heard Best American Record but people on Popjustice have been going crazy about it since it appeared online in March. Now it's not on the final track list (along with Yosmite which is another demo Lana was mentioning a lot). Seems like she was expecting Love and Lust For Life to be hits and when they weren't she changed the direction of the album. Adding Coachella wasn't a good move either. Most of her stuff ends up growing on me so I hope I'm wrong about this. I've ended loving almost everything she's put out.

kitchen person, Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

I have a feeling this is going to sound especially flabby coming after Melodrama

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

I think adding collaborators like this to her sound doesn't really sell her sound to a new audience because it's still inherently Lana. She's pretty consistent aesthetic wise, now there's just some rapping on there. Anyways, agree with xposts, also find her stuff grows on me and still look forward to this album.

Paisley Window Pane (Ross), Thursday, 13 July 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

"Groupie Love" w/ASAP Rocky is on Spotify

I dunno, Ross you are right, it's not like she's really changed anything (though I don't think this is a very distinctive or good LDR song), but yeah it's just a Lana Del Ray with some lower-energy ASAP (who I am a fan of) on it...

but I dunno, it's like...why? It almost feels like those "easter eggs" they lard down every comic book or Star Wars movie with now like "Oh gee whiz did you see Boba Fett in the background of that shot tee hee hee Boba Fett is a Star Wars character and I'm watching a Star Wars movie!!!"

It sort of breaks the spell for me, the best thing about LDR for me is this sort of modern, yet out of time California world she inhibits, a simulacrum of imaginary L.A., bringing in guest stars like this sort of takes me out of the movie, so to speak

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 July 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

more more to the point ASAP Rocky is the Boba Fett of Lana Del Ray, I can't imagine I'll be the last to say it

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 14 July 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

It sort of breaks the spell for me, the best thing about LDR for me is this sort of modern, yet out of time California world she inhabits, a simulacrum of imaginary L.A., bringing in guest stars like this sort of takes me out of the movie, so to speak

Agree with this 10,000%. Really not happy about all the guests on this record.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 14 July 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

yeah, I agree too. would be happy to be proven wrong.

akm, Friday, 14 July 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

shakedown OTM

Paisley Window Pane (Ross), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

So, the album is great. The second half in particular is very strong. Get Free is one hell of a closer.

kitchen person, Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

ooooh

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:15 (six years ago) link

Can't wait to hear it

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8tIaO48lXc

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 21 July 2017 06:29 (six years ago) link

yeah, really into this album. The trap influence is so understated, it almost feels like trap collided with trip-hop - which is great. The ASAP/Carti collabs do absolutely nothing for me, least favourite things she's been attached to. Not opposed to artists evolving, but shakedown articulated the spell breaking perfectly above.

"I'm smokin' while I'm runnin'" is a lyric I feel like I've been waiting to hear forever

Feels like the perfect midway point between Born to Die and her later era material. Think I'm just a stan at this point

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 21 July 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

the Nicks and Lennon collabs are definitely standouts. This is on track to being ridiculously back-loaded.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 21 July 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

Nicks and del Rey sound terrific together.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 July 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link

This is definitely a Honeymoon situation again where I'll make a shorter edit and only ever listen to that

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 21 July 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

As I expected, the tracks with guests are the weakest (except for the two with A$AP Rocky). The Lennon song in particular is one of the worst things she's ever done. But holy shit, "Get Free."

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 21 July 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

the Nicks and Lennon collabs are definitely standouts. This is on track to being ridiculously back-loaded.

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.)

Coachella to Get Free is a brilliant run of songs.

kitchen person, Friday, 21 July 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link

I still don't like "Coachella" and I'm not that wild about "God Bless America" just yet either

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 21 July 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

I don't like Coachella or God Bless America either!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 July 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

God Bless America was an instant highlight for me. I didn't really like Coachella when she put it out last month as it seemed a bit clumsy, but I'm really enjoying it on the album.

kitchen person, Friday, 21 July 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

love to listen to trip trap in my flip flops

mh, Friday, 21 July 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

"Get Free" is a reminding me a lot of Radiohead's Creep

silverfish, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

i thought the same

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

The track with Sean Lennon is my favorite one in here on first listen.

I would've preferred Get Free to be a major lazer cover instead of a creep ripoff.

dance cum rituals (Moka), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

I would be interested to see the results of a poll for best Lana album

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link

this is really good

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 21 July 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link

part of LDR's thing has always been a love letter to the history of rock n' roll, this album especially so. i've noticed nods to iggy (obv), radiohead, motley crue, neil young, simon & garfunkel, and more that i've probably forgotten

just another (diamonddave85), Friday, 21 July 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link

call me naive but I honestly don't think the Radiohead thing is intentional. they didn't invent that chord progression.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 21 July 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link

yeah def. a ton of references here!

also Beach Boys "Don't Worry Baby" (Love), The Angel's "My Boyfriend's Back" (Lust for Life)

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 21 July 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

I would be interested to see the results of a poll for best Lana album

― Week of Wonders (Ross)

I was thinking that earlier. I honestly have no idea which one would win.

kitchen person, Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

anyone game to start it? :)

I'm not overly familiar with this record yet but I would say the weakest link on some of these songs is the sonics - summer bummer, groupie love and In My Feelings just feel more empty sonically than her other material. However, on a track like "In My Feelings" Lana's performance is so great it carries it imo.

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:31 (six years ago) link

like "Summer Bummer" isn't really convincing on a melodic or rhythmic level to me at all - it's very hollow and generic

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:31 (six years ago) link

incidentally I am listening to the Sevdaliza album and it's such a dead ringer for LDR that I couldn't not plug it here

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link

(but replace the hip-hop influence with trip-hop)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

Ultraviolence is clearly her best album to me but this might be second-best on first listen? definitely seems like it could be cut down a few tracks though

ufo, Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

Ultraviolence is definitely my favourite. It strikes me as the meeting point between Mazzy Star and Portishead at times, which is a great thing. A very fine comedown album.

For sentimental reasons I would say Born To Die is my 2nd choice, but this new one may overtake it

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

I'd probably still say Born To Die but it's extremely close now.

kitchen person, Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link

most interesting thing about being away from ILX is coming back to find out what people have been losing their shit over for the past six months. turns out it's jocelyn wildenstein doing chris isaak covers. cool.

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, January 16, 2012 7:25 PM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

most interesting thing about digging into ilx from times past is sometimes seeing posts like this

nomar, Saturday, 22 July 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

Loving pretty much of all of this with the exception of the two ASAP tracks and the Sean Lennon ones. album is a real grower

Week of Wonders (Ross), Saturday, 22 July 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

What? The Sean Lennon one is cool :( it's like a reworking of Something.

dance cum rituals (Moka), Saturday, 22 July 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I adore the Sean Lennon song. I'm still not sold on Summer Bummer as it just seems like a rewrite of High By The Beach. Groupie Love has grown on me a lot. I'm having a hard time getting my head around Cherry. Definitely the weirdest song she's done thanks to those bizarre backing vocals.

kitchen person, Saturday, 22 July 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

Moka - i'm into the lennon one now :)

this album rules

Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 23 July 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

life rocked me like mötley / life rocked me ultra softly

just another (diamonddave85), Sunday, 23 July 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link

Just listening to Ultraviolence again. It's definitely not my favourite album of hers but that run from the title track to Sad Girl is really incredible. If the second half had been that strong, it would be my favourite no problem.

kitchen person, Sunday, 23 July 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

Just gonna post this here in case anyone's interested (poll thread)

Let me kiss you hard in the POLLING rain - Lana Del Rey poll

Week of Wonders (Ross), Sunday, 23 July 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link

don't know how I feel about this yet; not crazy about the rap cameos, they seem really poorly integrated. I love the song with NIcks, and like the one with Sean Lennon a lot until the groaner self-referential line. But I listened to this in the car (twice) and it's not very well suited for driving around. Will listen more carefully today. Oh I also hate the 'take off take off all your clothes' line, ugh, particularly since it sounds exactly like the 'hello, hello, can you hear me?" line in 'Without You'

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

oh I don't know. Lana and A$AP can be my generation's Marvin and Tammi if they want.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

the rap cameos are a better fit than sean lennon

mh, Monday, 24 July 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

why? hehas a fairly innocuous voice that blends in fine in that song. granted I have no bias against Sean Lennon, I like him fine.

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link

yeah i'm not entirely sure how i feel about 'summer bummer' either. would have been a fine b-side, but it feels a bit out of place on the album. i will give her credit for experimenting though: i considered "west coast" and "freak" to be largely unsuccessful attempts at combining trap and hip hop. a combination that she executes successfully all over this album

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 July 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

the chorus for lust for life reminds me of kiss me by sixpence ;-/

the opening motorbike sound on that track prolly an intentional nod to shangri las

Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 24 July 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

"i considered "west coast" and "freak" to be largely unsuccessful attempts at combining trap and hip hop" really? I think West Coast is the best song on Ultraviolence and one of her best songs ever.

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

I like Freak

I'm not sure how West Coast sounds like that, seems completely different

mh, Monday, 24 July 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

sorry, i meant "high by the beach" and "freak" /-:

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 July 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

"west coast" does indeed rule

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 July 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

kind of figured, didn't want to assume

those are actually two of my faves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mh, Monday, 24 July 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

also meant "combining trap and trip hop" instead of "combining trap and hip hop" heh should've proofread that post a bit

just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 July 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

I've liked individual tracks in the past but been bored by the albums -- they have tended to blur together for me. This one holds my attention more, I think maybe there are more hooks scattered through that make the songs more distinct from each other. The hip-hop flourishes actually work better than I expected. (It may also be that this is the first LDR album I've listened to while under the influence of David Lynch -- with Twin Peaks on, this feels like the right album for the summer.)

'cochella' uses, I think, the same kids-cheering sample that was on Off to the Races.

akm, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

anyway I spent more time with this listening more carefully. I think it's a good album, backloaded certainly. The earlier tracks def relying on her sad girl persona and the rap bits still seem...kind of like an afterthought to me. The second half is a lot more like Honeymoon, but lyrically I think she's writing about more interesting things as well; there is nary a red dress, nail polish, high heels or summertime in the second half of the album.

akm, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

She's also writing about decadence being less fun in Heroin

"Oh, makes me feel like I can change
Oh, ho ho ho, all of my evil ways and shit
Oh, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sick of it"

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

I usually go out of my way to ignore lyrics, but I find hers very interesting. The line "And when he calls/He calls for me and not for you" from "Shades of Cool" has always stuck with me.

I really like the way she employs multiple versions of her own voice to comment on each other. Like, the verse will be sung through one type of hazy reverb, and then the background vocal will be filtered some other way, and the chorus a third way, so they all sound like different women.

A lot of small sonic touches on this new album remind me of Tricky's Pre-Millennium Tension - there's a track where LDR sounds uncannily like Martina, and another where a background vocal sample sounds like the demonic-laughter background voice from "Tricky Kid."

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

agree w/ you unperson

love the way she sings the chorus on "In My Feelings" which uses the same "yeah" vocal from Cherry, much like she regurgitated that one vocal loop all throughout born to die - which this album reminds me of the most. It doesn't deviate too much into the more solemn and reflective Honeymoon or Ultraviolence without quickly picking back up.

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

anyone else noticed how her enunciation and delivery have really changed over the course of the last few albums? I'm guessing part of this is up to voice coaching, but it makes me wonder how much of it was her own pronunciation versus an affectation

mh, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

in which ways mh?

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

def warming up to this but prob gonna delete the joint w sean lennon I just cant

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

"In My Feelings" and "Get Free" are the best tracks; "Heroin" strikes me as self-parody.

It fascinates me how Rick Nowels has co-written songs with her and Madonna and gotten different electro-pop results from each. Guess it says something about the artists' self-possession.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

i get a locomotion vibe from parts of Get Free. In My Feelings is my favourite xpost

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

He's got writing credits on almost everything on this album and Honeymoon, iirc? xp

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Ross, her enunciation is a lot crisper and some of the earlier songs I get this kind of "ooeeww" slurring on... well, I'm lacking the linguistic terms here. "Years" and "tears" sound more like "yeahwws" and "teahwws". I think "Gods & Monsters" is the one I notice it the most on. "Scared" is more "sceehhwed" (kind of a schwa sound)

Alfred otm, I think co-writers have definitely helped her with structure but I had to scroll past another "but what about her writers?" facebook comment doing the classic "she doesn't write her songs" bullshit ploy and rolled my eyes

mh, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

She's been working with Nowels since Born to Die. He's one of her two- or three-member core team.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

good pts mh, i can see that

Week of Wonders (Ross), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

listening to this on shuffle is opening it up for me a lot, to the extent that I almost like "God Bless America" and "Groupie Love" now

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

He's got writing credits on almost everything on this album and Honeymoon, iirc? xp

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.),

yup!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

I can't believe you guys don't like Tomorrow Never Came, that's one of the earwormiest things she's ever recorded.

akm, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link

Never really enjoyed Sean Lennon doing his lazy-ass John impersonation

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link

I love it. That one, When The World Was At War and Get Free are my current favourites. I like the optimistic side to this album a lot.

kitchen person, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

it might grow on me! who knows

mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link

"Get Free," "Change" and "In My Feelings" might make a LDR POX for me

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 27 July 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link

Heroin does have that bit of self parody in the lyrics, but the chorus itself is very affecting, particularly the very last run through that ends the song. I love how unpolished that is, how there are intentionally like three vocal tracks, she sings slightly out of tune, nothing quite lines up (on the "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sick of it" line). That's one of my favorite parts of the whole album.

akm, Thursday, 27 July 2017 12:32 (six years ago) link

I'm confused how Heroin is self parody? She takes a different approach in this song than her others by not embracing a hedonistic lifestyle, but saying she's growing weary of it. The lyrical themes on this album show Lana has evolved beyond her earlier persona.

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:50 (six years ago) link

has she ever not been cynical about hedonism, though

mh, Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link

Simulating the heroin haze on a track called "Heroin" sounded facile to me, but I take your point. And she's never struck me as someone who isn't aware about the dangers of the sybaritic life. At any rate it's not one of the album's strongest tracks.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

agree with both of you re: her awareness.

was just surprised to hear her cop to being sick of the evil shit, which seemed more direct. Overall I definitely find this album one of her more positive

Week of Wonders (Ross), Thursday, 27 July 2017 14:57 (six years ago) link

"Get Free," "Change" and "In My Feelings" might make a LDR POX for me

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.)

My current LDR POX would be..

Ride
Radio
Video Games
Shades Of Cool
Sad Girl
Dark Paradise
Get Free
Brooklyn Baby
Terrence Loves You
Love

kitchen person, Thursday, 27 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

Freak and West Coast should be in there too.

kitchen person, Thursday, 27 July 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

oh man that would be dope as hell

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

https://pitchfork.com/news/radiohead-sue-lana-del-rey-for-allegedly-copying-creep/

Radiohead are suing Lana Del Rey over similarities between her Lust for Life song “Get Free” and their 1992 hit “Creep.” After reports of the suit emerged earlier today, Lana confirmed the news on Twitter. “It’s true about the lawsuit,” she wrote. “Although I know my song wasn’t inspired by Creep, Radiohead feel it was and want 100% of the publishing - I offered up to 40 over the last few months but they will only accept 100.” See the tweet below. The credits for “Get Free” currently list Lana Del Rey, Rick Nowels, and Kieron Menzies as co-writers. Pitchfork has reached out to representatives for Lana, Nowels, and Menzies for further comment. Representatives for Radiohead offered no comment to Pitchfork.

Following the release of “Creep,” Radiohead were allegedly sued by the Hollies over the single’s similarities to their 1972 song “The Air That I Breathe.” After an out-of-court settlement, the Hollies’ Albert Hammond and Mike Hazlewood were listed as co-writers of “Creep.”

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

mentioned before it also sounds like the locomotion..but this is fucking lame

kolakube (Ross), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

what pricks

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 7 January 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

hollies had the hit in '74 and hammond / hazlewood are not members of the band iirc

budo jeru, Sunday, 7 January 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link

wtf. i dont' hear any similarity at all.

akm, Monday, 8 January 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

...really?

Simon H., Monday, 8 January 2018 13:53 (six years ago) link

(I don't support this lawsuit at all but c'mon)

Simon H., Monday, 8 January 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link

Having accidentally heard something by Radiohead yesterday I feel like sueing Thom Yorke for almost ruining my weekend.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Monday, 8 January 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

oh wait, it's 'get free' not 'lust for life'. uh...slightly. I dunno, it's not like those chord progressions seem so iconic; doesn't seem like a my sweet lord/he's so fine situation.

akm, Monday, 8 January 2018 13:57 (six years ago) link

You can't sue over chord progressions.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:28 (six years ago) link

So hold on does this mean The Hollies co-wrote the Lana Del Rey song too? Or are they allowed to sue her as well, thus winning twice?
I don't think you should be allowed to sue for ripping off a verse anyway, if the hook ain't the same then it ain't the same song.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

it's not about the money it's about truth in music publishing

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

the top line melody is very similar too, people. anyway, i am assuming Radiohead don't give a hoot and it's all inter-lawyer bollocks

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, 8 January 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

Damn thing is identical in both verse AND chorus which is hella rare IMO, the first minute plus are basically Creep. Have to say i didn't spot it when the album came out.

Did Nino Rota get a credit for Old Money? I forget now..

piscesx, Monday, 8 January 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

100% of the publishing is insane. They're not that similar.

kornrulez6969, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

good number to start negotiating at if you're suing

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:31 (six years ago) link

It's not just the chords and the melody, but the singing embellishments too - the way she sings "my modern manifesto" at 0.53 is exactly like Yorke's "weirdo-oh-oh".

It's good, though! God knows I never need to hear Creep ever again, but I dig this version, especially when it changes direction after a minute or so.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

imo the best defense against 100% would be "come on, for a quarter of the song I'm chanting Neil Young lyrics over something that sounds like the Locomotion"

*sudden knocking on courtroom door*

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

If the Beatles didn't sue her for "West Coast," Radiohead should just chill out.

radiohead think they're punk but they're bullshit

#TeamHailing (imago), Monday, 8 January 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

Enjoying all the Lana fans losing their shit on Twitter tho

groovypanda, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

has a single member of radiohead considered himself punk at any point in the last twenty years

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

calm down Lana fans, there are plenty of other songs on the album to get royalties for

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

The silver lining about this lawsuit is that maybe everybody that James Murphy has bit over the years will lawyer up and end that band

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 8 January 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link

i am assuming Radiohead don't give a hoot and it's all inter-lawyer bollocks

― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Monday, January 8, 2018 9:34 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im assuming they could have the authority to call it off tho

the songs are similar, sure, 100% is ridiculous though

marcos, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

It's good, though! God knows I never need to hear Creep ever again, but I dig this version, especially when it changes direction after a minute or so.

― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, January 8, 2018 10:40 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

marcos, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

maybe if enough people write better versions of Creep, Radiohead will never need to play it again! they'd love that

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

I was ready to write it off as accidental but the bit where she sings "there's no more chasing rainbows" is virtually identical, this isn't a Blurred Lines/Marvin Gaye thing. But fuck lawsuits.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

@LanaDelRey: gorgeous, timeless, has music that generations of people enjoy and relate to, cares about the art, not the money@radiohead: ugly, irrelevant, forgotten fad with a dying fan base, desperate to harass REAL artists for money to finally retire & pay their medical bills pic.twitter.com/FKOANdu4vw

— bitch snacks (@slut4satan_) January 7, 2018

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

This is also good:

@radiohead in Tehran's streets#Iran #Woman #Creep #WindsofChange #Tehran #EverydayIran pic.twitter.com/Q40ElVvFyy

— Armin Arefi (@arminarefi) May 27, 2017

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

in other news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUiE_0GPqKE
i saw teens lining up 7 hours in advance to see this guy, so i'm keeping my eye on him. his other stuff kinda sounds like t rex

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 8 January 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

'Get Free' sounds way more like 'Creep' than 'Creep' sounds like 'The Air That I Breathe'.

pomenitul, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

my feelings on this matter have been complicated by recollection of that whole wire/elastica thing

#TeamHailing (imago), Monday, 8 January 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link

'Get Free' sounds a lot like 'Creep'. I immediately noticed it on first listen and I'm pretty sure I even mentioned it in this thread.

That being said, this lawsuit is dumb and this kind of stuff really should be allowed.

silverfish, Monday, 8 January 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

That verse melody is identical and they probably knew it when they were making the track. Whatever they end up giving away on the songwriting is probably worth the trending clicks.

earlnash, Monday, 8 January 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link

what I like about the Iranian Video is that it seems that they are actually playing Get Free, which I hope they are.

my feelings on this matter have been complicated by the fact that Radiohead played a concert last year at a Tel Aviv concert venue that was built at the site of the ruins of a Palestinian village.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 8 January 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

Radiohead should repay the favor by covering LDR. I'd pay good money to hear Yorke sing "my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola"

louise ck (milo z), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link

« That verse melody is identical and they probably knew it when they were making the track. Whatever they end up giving away on the songwriting is probably worth the trending clicks »
Otm. Listened to this due to this issue. This is blatant rip off!
I don’t see how they (LDR, her lawyers, etc) could event dream getting away with it in justice.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 08:26 (six years ago) link

am i misremembering that "radiohead" also filed suit against someone else for something like this recently, but got a lot of flak for it, and then backed down and blamed it on their lawyers? maybe that was u2.

akm, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

The difference is that The Hollies were "punching up" when they sued Radiohead. This is punching.. not down, but I guess laterally? Musicians gotta remember that these sorts of sue-me decisions are inherently as much a part of their art practice as "their choice of hat"

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

"Fuck sueing a hat!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:37 (six years ago) link

There's some sort of meta tangent here related to Prince covering "Creep" and then demanding the video be taken down and Radiohead demanding it stay up.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

trying to work out which direction wire were punching elastica is giving me a headache. i guess they were never outright moralisers like radiohead and never pretended to be anything other than aloof assholes so it feels less ridiculous

#TeamHailing (imago), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

oh the prince creep cover is about 637473x better than the original, yorke had that one right

#TeamHailing (imago), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

The Hollies have never sued Radiohead btw.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

thom yorke is a creep and a loser

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

imo the best defense against 100% would be "come on, for a quarter of the song I'm chanting Neil Young lyrics over something that sounds like the Locomotion"

*sudden knocking on courtroom door*

― mh, Monday, January 8, 2018 10:42 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love you, baby, can I have some more

how's life, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

darn fake news

niels, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

haha!

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

it was me, I sued her

mh, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

my feelings on this matter have been complicated by the fact that Radiohead played a concert last year at a Tel Aviv concert venue that was built at the site of the ruins of a Palestinian village.

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 8 January 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't we just jail Radiohead

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

In a twist, I heard that Radiohead is being sussudioed by Phil Collins.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

Ya can't dancer!

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link

It's a crazy story because Collins didn't actually sue Radiohead. It involves Collins being the witness to Radiohead intentionally stealing a song from another band — laughing and bragging that they'd get away with it. Collins stayed quiet for a number of years and then finally turned them in — by inviting them to a concert singing Against All Odds, which he dedicated to them during that performance while shining a spotlight on them. Immediately after he finished singing they were all arrested for plagiarism.

omar little, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

taken to its logical conclusion, lol

kolakube (Ross), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:26 (six years ago) link

:D

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:41 (six years ago) link

I vaguely remember Greenwood claiming Radiohead took everything from the Pixies.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link

Phil Collins once wrote a song about saving someone from drowning. And that person grew up to be Radiohead!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 02:10 (six years ago) link

...and then they stole Phil's third wife!

Never Learn To Mike Love (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

she's doing cherry ("my cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme") into a scarborough fair cover. kicking myself for not going to see her this week

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 04:22 (six years ago) link

thanks I hate it

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 26 January 2018 15:17 (six years ago) link

I've been giggling all morning about it, blame Stevie D for sending it to me

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 January 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

thanks I hate it

― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, January 26, 2018 10:17 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new board description

flappy bird, Friday, 26 January 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

which, "thanks I hate it" or the cover

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 26 January 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

thanks I hate it

flappy bird, Friday, 26 January 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

She's pulling unreleased stuff out from the vaults too; Serial Killer is the best of those i think, the Reddit Lana page are obsessed with that one it seems.

piscesx, Friday, 26 January 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

on youtube or where?

akm, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

I've already heard rumours over on Popjustice that she's aiming to get her next album out by summer. I love how prolific she is, especially as the quality doesn't seem to be suffering at all.

kitchen person, Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

Can I get a hell yeah for White Mustang? Great song.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 9 February 2018 05:40 (six years ago) link

yeah it's real good.

this recent ish interview for lust is life is nice tho the interviewer's a tad pedestrian, but it gives insight into lana's head space this album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3ReJi0bXCs

kolakube (Ross), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link

No posts about the man trying to kidnap her outside a concert huh?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 9 February 2018 06:01 (six years ago) link

Well, just for the record for future readers: in February 2018 someone tried and failed to kidnap her: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/feb/04/man-arrested-florida-alleged-plot-kidnap-lana-del-rey I think it was on the same day as the superbowl.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 9 February 2018 06:03 (six years ago) link

i'm not surprised she's a stalker target; glamorous, talented, mysterious; I saw her live two years ago and I don't know that I've seen that kind of fevered devotion from a fanbase since Morrissey's first US tour in the early 90's.

I feel like she's getting the credit she deserves now critically; is she? not sure. I don't know. she has a very wide fanbase; LGBT fans, young girls, regular cis men like me. Everything she does kind of surprises me even if none of it strays hugely from a prescribed template. Gaga is probably the only contemporary of hers that dabbles in the same areas; I like Lana's music more though.

Also this is good forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9-147bkZlQ&list=PLBm1XVvTVWuSm70Oc6e1gOPFRzGbeVumK

akm, Friday, 9 February 2018 06:59 (six years ago) link

I can't believe you guys don't like Tomorrow Never Came, that's one of the earwormiest things she's ever recorded.

Popping back in to say I agree. The melody is sublime and their voices sound fantastic together. Also, this lyric is boss:

I could put on the radio
To our favorite song
Lennon and Yoko
We would play all day long

Isn't life crazy? I said
Now that I'm singing with Sean

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

lmao I'm not really wild about that bit but I do think they sound nice together. the back stretch of the album has some of her best songs

Simon H., Friday, 9 February 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

You'd think I'm a creep
But now I'm singing with Thom

mh, Friday, 9 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

lmao I'm not really wild about that bit but I do think they sound nice together. the back stretch of the album has some of her best songs

I get it -- it's breaking down the fourth wall in a big way. But it works for a few reasons. First, hanging with famous cats is so (old) Hollywood -- it feels very appropriate to LDR's ethos. It's also perfectly in keeping with her approach to lyrics, which remain this unique combination of woozy pathos, classic romantic imagery ("Roses out in your treehouse") and quirky hipster lingo (faces making her want to party and whatnot). I would also add: this kind of thing is something John and Yoko did a lot in their own work, which squares the circle a bit.

Generally, tho: it's exactly the kind of courageous-to-the-point-of-being-ridiculous-while-also-being-unexpected-ness I look for from her.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:39 (six years ago) link

im not that familiar with her work but that john/yoko/sean verse absolutely rules imo, for all the reasons stated above

flappy bird, Friday, 9 February 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

In the interview I posted Lana talks about stalkers as well

kolakube (Ross), Friday, 9 February 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

newest record is probably my favourite over-all now. "God Bless America", "White Mustang", "Cherry" and "In my Feelings" are some of his strongest work to date

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

her* my bad

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

all I wanna do is get high at the beach

brimstead, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link

Oops "by the beach"

brimstead, Monday, 12 February 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

overall like it but i'm still boggling at the decision "you know, one song with A$AP Rocky just isn't enough, we need two to take this album to the next level"

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

the thing about being stalked is that by its very nature it is risky to talk about it in public, lest that prompt further contact

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

ultraviolence still her best record imo

stoker (Ross), Friday, 29 June 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

But could a person as good intentioned as I not perhaps with my presence bring attention to the fact that something should change and that a singer with a loving energy can help shift the energetic vibration of a location for the higher good even if it’s just for a minute?

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) August 19, 2018

probably not her finest hour tbh.

piscesx, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-45246279

Lana Del Rey: Israel gig 'not a political statement'

piscesx, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

She’s totally a dreamer

Ross, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

i still listen to "ride" all the fucking time

🦅 (Trϵϵship), Sunday, 2 September 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

Yup

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 2 September 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/Ii1kxFFxBL

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) August 31, 2018

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:50 (five years ago) link

New song, it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uFv9Ts7Sdw

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

this is really wonderful, a real extension of the kinds of songs I liked most on the last two albums. I love that she just releases shit whenever she feels like it on youtube.

akm, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

Yeah, it's awesome how prolific she is. This is another brilliant single. New album coming in January apparently.

kitchen person, Thursday, 13 September 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link

oh nice, jan is my bday, lana is one of my favs - exciting news

dig me out requiem (Ross), Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

v nice song

flappy bird, Thursday, 13 September 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

i have to assume she must be really easy to work with, with the amount of backlogged and released material she always has ready. people don't clamor to work with someone who is a pain in the ass.

akm, Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

that recent interview for lust for life made it seem like she was super chill

Ross, Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link

Gorgeous song

Kinda feel like Lana is one of those artists who writes the same song in a beautiful new way

Ross, Friday, 14 September 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link

Lana Del Rey Announces New Album Norman Fucking Rockwell

The 9-minute single “Venice Bitch” precedes the 2019 record

https://pitchfork.com/news/lana-del-rey-teases-new-song-venice-bitch-listen/

Elsewhere in the interview, Lana said that she she hopes to release a book of poems and short stories, under the working title
Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass

piscesx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

haha. she really likes the word 'bitch'

akm, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

uh wow i was totally not expecting this to be a 10 minute epic based on the teaser but this fucking rules

mariners apartment complex is also great, these are probably my favourite tracks of hers since ultraviolence so i am extremely hyped for norman fucking roswell and apparently the next single is out next month

really would not have expected her + antonoff to work so well, these tracks don't really have any of his trademarks and for the better

ufo, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:26 (five years ago) link

this is pretty awesome? the music is surprisingly out there.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

like this is almost the diametric opposite direction of what the Weeknd and co. collabs on the last album suggested

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Mariners Village Apartment Homes
Apartment building in Marina del Rey, California
Address: 4600 Vía Marina, Marina Del Rey, CA 90292

omar little, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

these last two songs are GREAT

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

i think this is my favourite thing she's ever done. i am super glad she's finally going further in the direction of ultraviolence's guitar atmospherics

ufo, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

i am so fucking about "venice bitch"

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

boy, she's good with titles, eh?

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

Very

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

I mean, she could've titled it "Venice, Bitch" and I would've bowed

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

this is so good

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

wow, lana del rey is really out here releasing red house painters songs in 2018

monotony, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

DAMN that song is great! Venice Bitch I mean. I love the other one too. Like I said great fucking album title. Listened to some stuff from Ultraviolence after these two tracks and it clicked for me in a way that it never had before.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

Oh wow, Venice Bitch so great. I know I shouldn't be ungrateful as she's one of the most prolific artists around, but I really wish we didn't have to wait until the new year for the album.

kitchen person, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

9 minute single tho

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

+ Mariners Apartment Complex

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

Yeah, this is great. The whole nine minutes weren't necessary (the 'solo' is kind of lame), but it's blissful all the same. She's inching towards who she aspires to be as an artist, one great song at a time. With Lana we all get to see her following that path, running but with the occasional stumble. Daring to be this vulnerable to open up and let the world see your cards, and pull it off with grace all the same... It's bare and honest. And the music is great. She's getting there.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

Venice Bitch is stunning start to finish.

Has anyone commented on the "out of context / apartment complex" rhyme from "Mariners" yet? I take it the similarity to the lines from The Postal Service's "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" is not coincidental? (I mean, it's not the first song to use the "candle in the wind" metaphor either, but that one's much more generic.)

dorsalstop, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

The chorus melody of "Venice Bitch" reminds me of the chorus of Lorde's "Writer in the Dark" (maybe due to Antonoff link?; or just coincidence).

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

She’s so great. She reminds me of Roxy Music a lot and Venice Bitch is her Mother Of Pearl

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 23:53 (five years ago) link

love this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link

ultraviolence is my favourite sprawling comedown record since Mazzy Star’s classic albums. Honeymoon is a curious follow up but it seems she found a good balance on the last one between her break out pop and later style

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

Excited for this

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 01:26 (five years ago) link

Sacrilegious, I suppose, but "Venice Bitch" is too long. I prefer her hemmed in by Rick Nowels' structures.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 01:42 (five years ago) link

If Sam Smith had to write Tom Petty a check for lifting I Won't Back Down, Chris Isaak is probably waiting by his mailbox for his after hearing Mariners Apartment Complex.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link

You can manually fade Venice Bitch out around 3:20 tbh. I wonder if there'll be a radio edit

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 03:07 (five years ago) link

Listening to Venice Bitch now. I like this A LOT more than Mariners Apartment Complex.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

Holding out for January to hear these songs but all the love is reassuring. She’s one of the only artists that’s new that I buy the records physically and make a day of it

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 04:46 (five years ago) link

can't believe some of you don't just wanna drive around for 10 minutes get lost in some electric guitar

ufo, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 06:25 (five years ago) link

She’s so great. She reminds me of Roxy Music a lot and Venice Bitch is her Mother Of Pearl

― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, September 18, 2018 7:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooo roxy is a great connection i hadn't thought of, say more!

petey v, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link

People have really come around to her haven't they? Or maybe these days the haytaz just stay away from the thread. Either way i'm happy about it.

piscesx, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

"wow, lana del rey is really out here releasing red house painters songs in 2018"

was that supposed to be a dig? look, if kozelek isn't going to do these things now someone should

I love this btw, one of my favorite songs by her ever.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link

"People have really come around to her haven't they?"

she's moved beyond the initial backlash and I feel like she's taken more control of her image from the record company. who maybe did or didn't do her any favors with the hype on the first album.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:34 (five years ago) link

re: radio edit; does the radio even play music like this now? I dunno. I like the solo btw.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Honeymoon is the only spotty one but lust for life totally was one of her best records, it’s clear now that honeymoon was transitional from Ultra to lust. She seems in a groove now

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

Maybe almost time to start a new thread for the record?

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

I hear a bit of Mazzy Star's "Fade into You" in the vocal melody.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:46 (five years ago) link

i couldn't stand lust for life for some reason but these two tracks are v encouraging

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:49 (five years ago) link

Honeymoon is her only bleh album to date.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link

i thought it was a perfectly fine if slightly deflated follow-up to ultraviolence which is her masterpiece

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

been a while since i listened to it though

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

Honeymoon was ok but a little bloated and "Love" was great but i didn't care much for the rest of Lust for Life which had some real duds like "Coachella"

i read the RHP comparison as a compliment

ufo, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

I could see a similarity to ferry in Lana’s total embodiment of character - like I never felt I would really know the true ferry as much as he was well spoken in interviews and kind. Lana seems really nice in interviews but it’s pretty hard to always draw the line between truth and fiction when it comes to her character in a lot of her songs. Certainly UV is a sincere record with recounting of traumatic experiences tho and I can’t imagine ferry writing a song as direct as Woodstock in my mind

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

God she's brilliant. New songs are both so, so good.

I'm a big Honeymoon apologist. Music to Watch Boys To, Honeymoon, High by the Beach, Freak, Salvatore, and the Blackest Day are all fire.

triggercut, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

I love Honeymoon, I think it's far better than Lust for Life (most of it anyway) and it's a toss up to me whether I likeit or Ultra more.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

Terence is a lovely track

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

Was really cool she put out a phone number for honeymoon. The ambient hold music was so nice

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

Something I really love about Lana is her reverence for the deeply untrendy (this decade) rock canon, and how freely she references it and incorporates its sounds into her songs. It's been a consistent thread running through her music since the beginning; nice to see her continuing it with references to tunes by Elton John and Tommy James & The Shondells on these new tracks.

triggercut, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

Otm

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

Lust and the debut are the ones I like but don't love; Ultraviolence is a masterpiece and Honeymoon is damn close.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link

Honeymoon and LfL are both greatly improved with a little pruning.

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link

i like both these new songs! doesn't seem like she'll ever do anything in the vein of ultraviolence again but she's putting out quality stuff.

one thing about lana is that she's just literally better at music than she was when the debut came out. singing and songwriting have improved. she's found the sounds and production that work for her songs. i was really not a fan of the debut and she's won me over with everything since.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

i still really like the debut but the production is a little hamfisted and dated, and was even then. all the hip hop samples and background crowd noises etc.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

anyway I'm going to burn out on these two songs before long, hope she releases more. can't wait until january.

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

the debut feels like ages ago though. nearly 7 years?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

has ILM been so gaga for a single song since?

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

... video games!

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

lots of people hated that song though

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

video games is what i was referring to

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

Fucking love Venice bitch. Video is nice, song is way more lo-fi, yeah it sorta reminds me of my favourite Lana song Brooklyn baby, but it’s a degraded fidelity version of that sound. Probably will be her masterpiece

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

Video games is a good song

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

yes it is

akm, Thursday, 20 September 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link

video games is great but still strangely singular in her catalogue. she's mined similar vibes but never quite that same sound

listening to her early stuff again her singing really has improved so much

ufo, Thursday, 20 September 2018 04:09 (five years ago) link

Agree UFO

Did she reference video games on lust for life? Lyrically

Also anyone seen her live

Ross, Thursday, 20 September 2018 05:25 (five years ago) link

realising that Venice Bitch really reminds me of the show i saw on Sufjan's Carrie & Lowell tour - gorgeous folk songs stretched out with extended synth noodling

ufo, Thursday, 20 September 2018 05:36 (five years ago) link

Venice is a great track. Good comparison ufo

Ross, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

I fucked my way to the top of this thread

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

Good mourning :)

Ross, Thursday, 20 September 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

"Venice Bitch" is not a second too long. It's a wonderful song ballad flowing gracefully that takes its time. There is indeed an early Mark Kozelek vibe in there.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Thursday, 20 September 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

Mariner's Apartment Complex reminds me of a specific song by another female alt. rock/pop singer/pianist and it's driving me crazy trying to think who it is.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Friday, 21 September 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

it's something with much more vocal range than lana uses.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Friday, 21 September 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

I don’t know about vocal range, but the melody reminds me of one of the Lady Gaga songs from her last album — maybe “Sinner’s Prayer”?

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

(The verse melody, not the chorus melody)

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

Venice Beach mood and guitars remind me of Les Fleurs by Minnie Ripperton rather than other indie folk things.

It’s oddly elegant.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

have listened 2 venic bitch like a dozen times tday~

johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link

**VENICE

johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link

Venic Bitche

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

so mariners apt complex is fucking great

that's not my post, Saturday, 22 September 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link

I think it’s the first song from her since « Videogames » don’t I really like.
It may be very long, it’s weirdly very satisfying to listen to it repeatedly.

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 22 September 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

So the first one you like? Yeah same here (but then again, I haven’t much paid attention since video games)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 22 September 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link

if y’all like “venice bitch” you should listen to ultraviolence

princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, 22 September 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

"Florida Kilos" is the best for mild hangovers on a Saturday morning.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 22 September 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

Yes yes first since « VG ». And I haven’t been much interested too.

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 22 September 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

"Venice Bitch" is good. She continues to shuffle the deck of 60s/early 70s musical tropes and has finally turned up the "10-minute song with proggy synth solo" card. It'll fit well in the second half of the next album (I hope; she'd be insane to front-load it, but I think she's too smart for that.)

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 22 September 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

I'm not really a fan of any of the Lana Del Ray songs that I haven't listened to.

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 22 September 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

advance tracks/singles do tend to frontload her albums so don't be surprised when this ends up as track 2 or something. I found "Honeymoon"-as-opener pretty baffling

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 September 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link

When you realize that Honeymoon is a total headphone album, "Honeymoon" the song is a perfect opener. It draws you very slowly and patiently into the album's world.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 22 September 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

I revised this list. "Mariners Apartment Complex" is irresistible.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 September 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link

i think it speaks to her range as an artist that i consider this a great list even though it doesn't even have any of my top 5 on it

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Saturday, 29 September 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

What’s your top 5, dd?

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Saturday, 29 September 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

yeah, please!

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 September 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link

ok i lied, your list has summertime sadness

1. the blackest day
2. terrence loves you
3. ride
4. summertime sadness
5. venice bitch

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Saturday, 29 September 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

initial excitement for venice bitch pushed blue jeans out of the top 5

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Saturday, 29 September 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

"Venice Bitch" is good. She continues to shuffle the deck of 60s/early 70s musical tropes and has finally turned up the "10-minute song with proggy synth solo" card.

― grawlix (unperson), Saturday, September 22, 2018 8:01 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Great comment for a great song. Had Venice Bitch and Mariner’s on repeat this week.

that's not my post, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

Dissonant times

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:30 (five years ago) link

is banks mentally ill or just an attention addict?

akm, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

is banks mentally ill or just an attention addict?

Yes.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

both

searching for Kelilah (Ross), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link

i love banks as a musician but god being a fan of hers has been pretty tough.

this is a sad feud tho, someone should take the coke away from banks

Ross, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

i haven't heard anything but "212" think i'll keep it that way

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

Lana Del Brazy

Venice Bitch is so great

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

can’t stop listening to Mariners Apartment Complex

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

same

FRE SHA VAC ADO (jed_), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

rip hear

miss camaraderie

trust me

Ross, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 22:24 (five years ago) link

I got off the bandwagon after the Blue Jeans single but this new stuff sounds great, ready to get back!

niels, Friday, 12 October 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link

what happened, why is this so different from the albums in between? it has a more acoustic, mellow vibe, if I'm not mistaken

new studio/producer/band?

niels, Friday, 12 October 2018 09:13 (five years ago) link

new influences?

niels, Friday, 12 October 2018 09:13 (five years ago) link

More like a new strain at the dispensary.

Cousin Slappy, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

will this be her Revolver? :O

niels, Friday, 12 October 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm struggling to determine whether Poe's law applies here or not:

https://www.wikihow.com/Emulate-Lana-Del-Rey

pomenitul, Friday, 7 December 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

there are impressionable 12 year olds that are going to take that shit seriously and for that reason it should be taken down.

wikiHow is so weird!!

rip van wanko, Friday, 7 December 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

There's impressionable 35 year olds who will take that shit seriously.

Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 8 December 2018 01:43 (five years ago) link

There's also an article that teaches people how to look like Carly Rae Jepsen:
https://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Carly-Rae-Jepsen

It's nowhere near as useful. "Wear very nice clothes at formal events" and "wear sunglasses" aren't detailed enough to be helpful. I already do both of those things and I look nothing like her. Admittedly I am a middle-aged man and Carly Rae Jepsen is a 33-year-old woman, but we share genetic material. 33! I thought she was younger. Does Carly Rae Jepsen have a look? Lana Del Rey is basically Natalie Wood, but I don't think Jepsen or her producers put much thought into her image.

A few years back Milan central station had a set of gigantic billboards of Lana Del Rey - we're talking thirty-foot-tall monoliths with Del Rey on each side, advertising handbags - and I always wondered what happened to those billboards. The man who wrote Wikihow's how-to guide would have paid a fortune for them.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

i think wikihow is user-generated content. you can find any kind of fucking weird thing in there.

akm, Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

yes, all wikis are comprised of user-generated content

Number None, Saturday, 8 December 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Peak after peak, this album.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 13 January 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

Hoo yeah her best song since the first album IMO.

piscesx, Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:51 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

It's a crazy story because Collins didn't actually sue Radiohead. It involves Collins being the witness to Radiohead intentionally stealing a song from another band — laughing and bragging that they'd get away with it. Collins stayed quiet for a number of years and then finally turned them in — by inviting them to a concert singing Against All Odds, which he dedicated to them during that performance while shining a spotlight on them. Immediately after he finished singing they were all arrested for plagiarism.

― omar little, Tuesday, January 9, 2018 8:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

omg so sad i missed this the first time, lols

then again I laugh at any variation of that urban legend

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

lmao what a fucking hack

imago, Thursday, 21 May 2020 09:59 (three years ago) link

well i for one am shocked

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 10:01 (three years ago) link

hope weyes blood disowns her for this self-indulgent nonsense <<<weyes blood stan twitter has weighed in

imago, Thursday, 21 May 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link

viewed more dispassionately it does feel like she felt people hadn't been paying her enough attention, and this is her way of cynically announcing both her new album and her poetry books (lol) while making some sort of stan twitter splash

imago, Thursday, 21 May 2020 10:06 (three years ago) link

it worked though - i bumped this thread!

imago, Thursday, 21 May 2020 10:07 (three years ago) link

good heel turn imo

devvvine, Thursday, 21 May 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link

congrats on giving her the attention she wanted?

looking forward to the new album since the last one was pretty good, though not the masterpiece it was hailed as by many. not at all looking forward to both the discourse if this is any sign of things to come and more of imago's constant weyes blood comparisons

ufo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link

i had to google i just thought it was the usual bad aesthetic opinions

my opinion on Twitter beef = who gives a fuck?

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:19 (three years ago) link

that letter was stupid.

if she felt the need to defend herself, the move should have been to admit she plays with feminine archetypes in her work in a way that is ambiguous (i.e., doesn't fit a neat notion of empowerment). but then she should ask why it's ok for david lynch and other male artists to do that and not her.

treeship., Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link

saying there is feminist value in eroticizing helplessness doesn't make any logical sense

treeship., Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link

I already regret googling this.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link

when she said her work doesn't try to glamorize anything, but merely gives the stark reality, and the glamor just comes naturally from her and she can't help it, i thought of this:

https://www.theonion.com/the-events-depicted-in-star-wars-actually-happened-to-1819584868

treeship., Thursday, 21 May 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link

I know I'm a fan but idrg the big deal here

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

I'm not a fan and idgi either.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:16 (three years ago) link

oh i'm not rushing to cancel her, just observing what a crass way to self-promote it is

imago, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:18 (three years ago) link

do you think stoking the ire of the "cancel" brigade on twitter was deliberate?

treeship., Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link

That's just par for the course tho?

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:22 (three years ago) link

i don't really know what she's even responding to, like yeah people were saying that stuff like 8 years ago but i didn't think they still were?

ufo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:26 (three years ago) link

Apparently she's responding to something Thurston Moore wrote, in... 2015? idgie

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

the big deal for me she seems to say that a number of high profile Black women musicians have an easier time from critics in terms of the content of their songs than her, which to me seems both false and racist

monotony, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

also imagine in 2020 being someone that thinks beyoncé just makes “sexy songs”. moronic

monotony, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link

anyway she’s gone straight for the beyhive and the barbz, so good luck to her!!! lol

monotony, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link

I would pay double retail price for the next Lana Del Rey album if it meant I never had to read anyone else's thoughts about it, or her. Triple retail if that included her own thoughts about herself.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link

otm yet you still clicked on this thread just now and so did I.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

i don't really know what she's even responding to, like yeah people were saying that stuff like 8 years ago but i didn't think they still were?

enh feel like I've seen slight variants on here a lot more recently

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

I would pay double retail price for the next Lana Del Rey album if it meant I never had to read anyone else's thoughts about it, or her.

an absolute steal imho

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

Anyway, I’m more unsettled by the fact that lj has yet to weigh in on the recent KAS debacle. Could it be that he’s concealing his own anti-vaxxer views by proxy?

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link

I googled this because I’m a masochist and I can’t atop laughing at I’m fed up with female writers and alt singers saying that I glamorize abuse when in reality I’m just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent abusive relationships all over the world.

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

Also following up

With all of the topics women are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last ten years I think it’s pathetic that my minor lyrical exploration detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in my relationships has often made people say I’ve set women back hundreds of years.

with:

Let this be clear, I’m not not a feminist

basically I can’t wait for her forthcoming collaboration with Kanye

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

honestly surprised it hasn't happened yet since kanye is a known fan of hers right?

ufo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

do you mean the guy she openly disparaged on her last album and in the press

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

I know quite a few women who have gripes with mainstream feminist discourse. Do you guys not or

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

oh i'd forgotten about that, really shows how much i pay attention to her lyrics lol

i don't think she's glamourising abuse and the claims she does have always been a mess, but she's doing herself absolutely no favours here

ufo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

I agree that as a rule musicians shouldn't bother getting into the much of rebutting criticism but the idea she's talking about something not-real is pretty blatantly false

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

“I’m not not a feminist—but there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me—the kind of woman who says no but men hear yes—the kind of women who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate selves, the kind of women who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger women or by men who hate women.”

this reads very differently when you go beyond the first five words

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

there is a tiny kernel of a point (female artists especially are expected to make a didactic, good-role-model music) buried in a lot of bad take

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

authentic

I really wish this word hadn't been bludgeoned to death.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

Opening with “now that all the darkies had hits with their punanis, can’t I just be famous and sad in peace” is not going to put me in a space to give her the benefit of the doubt.

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link

^^^^^^

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link

who are some white women who've had number ones recently besides Ariana

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

like the optics are clearly bad but what kinda dataset are we working with here

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

(this is a real question, I don't pay attention to the pop charts and I had to google Doja Cat's ethnicity)

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

actually it would have been smart to name Eilish cause I don't recall anyone giving her shit for "Bad Guy" (idk maybe they did and I missed The Discourse)

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

I mostly saw "it's super creepy that her brother wrote that song for her" countered by "they wrote it together and the creepiness is obviously intentional"

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

that sounds about right

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

I was just listening to the new 1975 and I was imagining the absolute shitstorm that would befall LDR if she has similarly included a "cheeky" lyric about how she was "too busy" to get involved in politics

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

Simon doesn't care if you're a black, white, green, purple Doja Cat

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

moo!

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

why bring any of those women into it?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

I was just listening to the new 1975 and I was imagining the absolute shitstorm that would befall LDR if she has similarly included a "cheeky" lyric about how she was "too busy" to get involved in politics

― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, May 21, 2020 7:16 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

... is this a scenario that would ever happen

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

why bring any of those women into it?

she should definitely have just stuck to "my contemporaries" or something

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

is this a scenario that would ever happen

no I do not think this exact scenario I completely imagined would happen. but it's really not hard for me to locate the feeling that she inspires vitriol for things other artists don't get pilloried for. just the mention of her name to certain friends has inspired remarkable levels of derision that go well beyond the norm. (and I don't think they're reading interviews.)

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

I still really like her but she does seem, lately, to kind of explode in anger at aspects of reviews that no one else seems to recognize or see. I wish it was clearer what she was explicitly reacting to here.

akm, Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

she does get a lot of shit she doesn't deserve but she's really brought it on herself here

ufo, Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

yeah to be clear the ratio of kernel of point to bad take is something like 5:95

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

this reads very differently when you go beyond the first five words

Yes, it reads like "I'm not a feminist except for when it's convenient and directly beneficial to me."

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

the kind of woman who says no but men hear yes

pretty sure this is not a kind of woman but her metaphysics of relations seems to be very advanced

j., Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

'norman fucking rockwell' is a great album

treeship., Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

the kind of women who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger women

Is this meant to refer to Ann P0wers specifically?

Inadequate grass (morrisp), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

as with the ann powers thing my reaction to this is mainly: whut

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

having ppl comb thru yr every thought and sound with dismissiveness/derision (and yes a ton of sexism) makes some ppl extremely defensive. It's not rocket science

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

i gotta be real i do not think this statement makes enough sense to defend, and that opening line is horrendous, and once again i am like "wow it's even more incredible that this seemingly profoundly un-self-aware person is credited with creating a deeply layered persona that refracts america back at itself or whatever"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

once again i am like "wow it's even more incredible that this seemingly profoundly un-self-aware person is credited with creating a deeply layered persona that refracts america back at itself or whatever"

But what's more American than a total lack of self-awareness?

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

lol otm

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

shhh i hear thinkpieces brewing xp

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

Thinkpiece blueprint no. 1: said lack may in fact be imputable to excess.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

can't publish thinkpieces with no more media

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Equating her with Kanye as some have is super unfair imo. Her thoughts are messy and sometimes poorly formed but she's very far from some kind of MAGA shithead nor does she seem to be on that trajectory.

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

this thinkpiece must of course incorporate her titles and lyrics for that perfect DON'T YOU SEE effect

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Let's all fight the real enemy, Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

Hope is a Dangerous Thing for a Lana Del Rey Fan to Have

by ALFRED SOTO

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

Go on.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

Her thoughts are messy and sometimes poorly formed but she's very far from some kind of MAGA shithead nor does she seem to be on that trajectory.

There's no good way to articulate how her "I intend to give reparations... to the Navajo" felt like a specific, intentional dig after that opening salvo without making it seem like I don't think native Nations deserve reparations (I do not agree with that position; everyone fucked over by the Europeans that colonized this continent deserves reparations) but that is how that felt to me.

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

what did Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith do?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

anti-vax

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

haha when I saw this thread had 75 new answers next to KAS’s 62, I immediately thought ‘oh, not another one’

Jeff W, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

shit....new agey yoga shit is a risk factor for anti vax... bummer

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

There's no good way to articulate how her "I intend to give reparations... to the Navajo" felt like a specific, intentional dig after that opening salvo without making it seem like I don't think native Nations deserve reparations (I do not agree with that position; everyone fucked over by the Europeans that colonized this continent deserves reparations) but that is how that felt to me.

I think you and LDR might be closer to kindred spirits than you think

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

I’m not actively disdainful of black people so I find that doubtful

(so serious) (DJP), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

Hark! More wisdom from the sage. (It apparently can be summed up as 'why are my haters so foolish and stupid'.)

Lana commented on & clarified her most recent posts. pic.twitter.com/ApIybO1KRL

— Lana Del Rey Online (@LanaDReyOnline) May 21, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

i'd like to point out that Ariana Grande is not a POC despite what lots of people think or thought (I assumed she was hispanic until last year).

akm, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

i believe that LDR gives money to NA groups in response to having worn a headress in the Ride video which didn't create much controversy at the time but did more recently when it became more taboo to do such things.

akm, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

head dress that is.

akm, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

Cat Power is anti-vax too. crazy lady! i still like her music.

akm, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

akm with the friday evening data dump, lol

Inadequate grass (morrisp), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

;)

Inadequate grass (morrisp), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

why are my haters so foolish and stupid

the stars: they're just like us!!

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

I’m sorry that the folks who I can only assume are super trump/pence supporters or hyper liberals or flip-flopping headline grabbing critics can’t read and want to make it a race war, when in fact the issue was with *female critics and *female alternative artists who are dissociated from their own fragility and sexuality and berate more sexually liberated artists like myself and the women I mentioned.


Is Lorde the “alternative artist”? It’s funny to me that she’s using “alternative” as a kind of dig — Lana gets a lot of Alternative airplay (see the KROQ thread)!

Inadequate grass (morrisp), Saturday, 23 May 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

did lorde go after her?

akm, Saturday, 23 May 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

Apparently she said critical things about her in 2013, and they’ve had low-grade drama ever since (from what I’ve seen in passing online, I’m not an expert here).

Inadequate grass (morrisp), Saturday, 23 May 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

Supposedly "Fucked My Way Up To The Top" was a diss track directed at Lorde.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 May 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

that's the first time I've heard that and it doesn't make much sense to me

Chemtrails Over the Country Club is a way better title than the previous one she was throwing around

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 25 May 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

that said I don't see a future where I listen to any part of that spoken word album

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 25 May 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

I think it's a second book of poetry, the first one is Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass which is actually an amazing title. I think she already released this as spoken word, or is going to, which I'm not interested in. I don't know what happened to the print version. At some point she said she actually had it self-published and had copies then nothing happened.

akm, Monday, 25 May 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

oh xposts

akm, Monday, 25 May 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

who's gonna break it to the memesters that they're pals and are almost certainly going to collab properly at some point

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 25 May 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

Chemtrails Over the Country Club lmao

ufo, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

I can’t believe how much I dislike this woman

(so serious) (DJP), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

“I like minorities when I can help them” is never a good look

(so serious) (DJP), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

yeah wow

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

that's awesome.

I'd missed that there's a new song too. Like it but don't love it yet.

Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

I continue to insist that LDR is principally a good egg

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

it would be hard to conclude otherwise given this

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

antonoff + folkier direction + tedious ongoing stan drama, seems familiar somehow

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

if someone baselessly assumed I was a trump voter and I was drunk at denny's on election night I might very well have done the same tbh

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

also an extremely weird assumption to make in the first place given the kanye "loss for the culture" remarks

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

Being mean to Twitter stans and donating all that money? Nice

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

And now the party is in the Phil Jackson Knicks phase

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Chemtrails Over the Country Club:

01 “White Dress”
02 “Chemtrails Over The Country Club”
03 “Tulsa Jesus Freak”
04 “Let Me Love You Like A Woman”
05 “Wild At Heart”
06 “Dark But Just A Game”
07 “Not All Who Wander Are Lost”
08 “Yosemite”
09 “Breaking Up Slowly”
10 “Dance Till We Die”
11 “For Free”

I also want to say that with everything going on this year! And no this was not intended-these are my best friends, since you are asking today. And damn! As it happens when it comes to my amazing friends and this cover yes there are people of color on this records picture and that’s all I’ll say about that
but thank you.
My beautiful friend Valerie from Del Rio Mexico, my dearest friend Alex and my gorgeous friend Dakota Rain as well as my sweetheart Tatiana.
these are my friends this is my life. We are all a beautiful mix of everything- some more than others which is visible and celebrated in everything I do. In 11 years working I have always been extremely inclusive without even trying to. My best friends are rappers my boyfriends have been rappers. My dearest friends have been from all over the place, so before you make comments again about a WOC/POC issue, I’m not the one storming the capital, I’m literally changing the world by putting my life and thoughts and love out there on the table 24 seven. Respect it.

jesus christ lana

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:02 (three years ago) link

lmao why did i even try to read that

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link

taking the good news where I can get it: 11 tracks

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link

not gonna speak for every racialized person out there, but as an Asian, I would have been thrilled to be represented on something called "Chemtrails over the Country Club"

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link

Lana was getting herself cancelled way before it was even a thing, it's hard to even remember them all as there've been so many, or what any of them were actually about. She missed a trick not caling it I'm Not The One Storming The Capital.

piscesx, Monday, 11 January 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link

Chemtrails over the country club is a great title.

treeship., Monday, 11 January 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link

what a dope

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link

sometimes I almost start to hate music like what a collection of fucking narcissistic numbskulls I've devoted a decent part of my life to reading every thought turd that drops out of their brain buttholes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link

She’s cool though. Wistful songs, strong aesthetic

treeship., Monday, 11 January 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link

I’ve listened to norman fucking rockwell hundreds of times by now probably

treeship., Monday, 11 January 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

ums otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 11 January 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

I’ve listened to norman fucking rockwell hundreds of times by now probably

Hey that's on you.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 January 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

what is the cover she is referring to?

10percent Discocunt (jed_), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link

"Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all in frame, laughing too."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 January 2021 02:10 (three years ago) link

I respect her music, but I wouldn't have wanted to be the one grading her philosophy essays.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 11 January 2021 02:12 (three years ago) link

I looked at that cover for quite a while before figuring out which one was her. (I had narrowed it down to three possibilities.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link

her total inability to handle criticism (even very positive criticism) is really something

ufo, Monday, 11 January 2021 02:18 (three years ago) link

I think most of her album covers are pretty bad. The only ones I really like are Ultraviolence and Honeymoon.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link

lol ned

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

thanks for that. I thought by cover she was referring to a cover-version. This album cover is *looking eyes emoji*

10percent Discocunt (jed_), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

it has a dark energy for sure

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

nfr had a good cover xps

treeship., Monday, 11 January 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

She missed a trick not caling it I'm Not The One Storming The Capital.

― piscesx, Sunday, January 10, 2021 7:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dying laughing

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link

I was thinking White Fragility Reading Club

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link

is it more exhausting being a fan of Lana or Grimes at this point

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 11 January 2021 03:09 (three years ago) link

great post from piscesx!

10percent Discocunt (jed_), Monday, 11 January 2021 03:09 (three years ago) link

Grimes is definitely more problematic than Lana

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

I am Canadian so I take no pleasure in reporting this

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

it's like....that LDR statement is bad on any day, like very embarrassing, but to do it THIS WEEK, like wow

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link

is it more exhausting being a fan of Lana or Grimes at this point

― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Sunday, January 10, 2021 10:09 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is reminding me that i saw grimes open for lana when lana was touring ultraviolence! tremendous show tbh.

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 January 2021 04:01 (three years ago) link

Grimes is cooler, IMO:

EXHIBIT A

Friendship with @Fantano CANCELED ! Friendship with @pitchfork RENEWED pic.twitter.com/DgKnFynbN4

— ☘︎𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰࿎ (@Grimezsz) February 28, 2020



EXHBIT B

So don’t call yourself a fan like you did in the article and don’t count your editor one either – I may never never have made bold political or cultural statements before- because my gift is the warmth I live my life with and the self reflection I share generously.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) September 5, 2019

Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Monday, 11 January 2021 04:11 (three years ago) link

idk Lana getting in up that Trumpist fan's mentions was pretty good and funny

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link

we dont expect our writers to carry a tune why do we expect musicians to be philosophers. i mean i get that every band was comprised of wesleyan grads during the 00s but we're past that dark period now

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Monday, 11 January 2021 05:39 (three years ago) link

fwiw, I’ve eventually been “turned off” in some way by almost every pop / rock artist I’ve ever tried to follow on social media (with one exception—a major artist who is pretty chill and generally avoids controversy/commentary, but even she has had a few little flaps of her own).

Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Monday, 11 January 2021 07:46 (three years ago) link

grimes is funnier and more ridiculous but her recent music has been worse than lana's

ufo, Monday, 11 January 2021 08:04 (three years ago) link

"Sometimes I almost start to hate music like what a collection of fucking narcissistic numbskulls I've devoted a decent part of my life to reading every thought turd that drops out of their brain buttholes"

Indeed

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 08:43 (three years ago) link

Not actively listened to her music in ages but actually quite interested now. Mainly as she has good album titles and does the whole butthurt thing quite sincerely. I think her heart is mostly in the right place. Plus her slightly dumb / butt hurt thing is weirdly endearing somehow.

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 08:45 (three years ago) link

she doesn't spend all day, every day reading political commentary through twitter so doesn't know the right things to say when she tries to respond to criticism. she doesn't get the overall context of the criticism, the assumptions that underlie it and how it fits into broader conflicts within american culture.

treeship., Monday, 11 January 2021 11:14 (three years ago) link

sure, but shes a singer, not a political journalist.

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 12:03 (three years ago) link


sometimes I almost start to hate music like what a collection of fucking narcissistic numbskulls I've devoted a decent part of my life to reading every thought turd that drops out of their brain buttholes

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

new board description, please?

peace, man, Monday, 11 January 2021 12:25 (three years ago) link

its a terrible habit. why at this stage in my life do i still hope for some wisdom from a person just because they can sing or play an instrument or produce etc.

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 12:38 (three years ago) link

she doesn't spend all day, every day reading political commentary through twitter so doesn't know the right things to say

As if doing that is a recipe for knowing "the right things to say" in any context.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 11 January 2021 12:42 (three years ago) link

i think 'right things to say' means the bland, dull, 'acceptable' things to say, rather than just shooting from the hip

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link

lol isn’t that what the rest of us learn as interacting with people? anyone can spout off rude and unthinkingly daft stuff, she’s not special because she does it while famous

scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 11 January 2021 12:50 (three years ago) link

It’s… interesting that no one said anything about her cover of Gershwin’s “Summertime”

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Monday, 11 January 2021 12:53 (three years ago) link

Is it comment worthy?

“Im so happy to have recorded this song to support the wonderful arts institutions that are the LA and NY Philharmonic orchestras that have faced such difficult challenges this year.. I’ll be donating to both to support them and loved making this video I hope you like it”

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) November 19, 2020

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 13:06 (three years ago) link

My best friends are rappers my boyfriends have been rappers.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 11 January 2021 13:13 (three years ago) link

It’s… interesting that no one said anything about her cover of Gershwin’s “Summertime”

my response to the above tweet, like I assume most people's, was "oh, that's nice", followed by not actually listening

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 13:30 (three years ago) link

that was my reaction even after listening

ufo, Monday, 11 January 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

"My best friends are rappers my boyfriends have been rappers."

Interested to know who now.

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

I'm confused a little by the timeline, since I didn't even see the news that she'd released the cover until her weirdo post about the lack of POC/WOC - was there a gap in which people were complaining about the cover? Or did she bizarrely put that non-response response out even before anyone had any chance to comment on the cover?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link

I think she's mainly still salty from this particular fracas

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

lol the last person i remember her being with was some white dude reality show police guy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

Maybe she was under the impression Axl was a rapper?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link

I also want to say that with everything going on this year!

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link

Maybe she was under the impression Axl was a rapper?

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, January 11, 2021 9:47 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he counts because of "My World" and "Get in the Ring"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

G-Eazy is a rapper I guess?

Maybe she thought Marilyn Manson was a rapper via the Tainted Love video.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 11 January 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

lol the last person i remember her being with was some white dude reality show police guy

ideally, the private detective from nathan for you

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

LDR's whole thing from the start sounds like an extended Nathan For You bit

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link

the plan: make a pop singer out of someone psychologically unsuited for any kind of fame

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:12 (three years ago) link

"The goal? Increase sales of used consoles at your pawn shop by releasing a popular song about video games."

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

lol xp

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

the plan: make a pop singer out of someone psychologically unsuited for any kind of fame

Isn't this 90% of them these days? Every time I look at a news site, or Twitter, there's a story about some pop star's desperate agony over something or other.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link

Waa "Summertime" done as some kind of companion piece to her "Doin' Time" cover?

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link

no one is psychologically suited for fame

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:42 (three years ago) link

the potentially controversial opinion i keep arriving at lately is that no one should be famous

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link

I agree that no one should be famous. some people manage to be pretty ok people about it though

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

that we know of!!!!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link

lol true

and certainly no one's character has ever been improved by getting famous

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link

the only good rock n roll instagram is patti smith's

boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 January 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link

I didn't "expect" her to be a philosopher, by the way, she majored in it at school.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 11 January 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link

New song. Sounds like an LDR song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLZ-WHVRbxg

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link

this is much better than the previous single but yeah nothing new. nice vocal production.

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

the drum outro is a small but specifically lana-ish thing

astrological lyric hilariously on brand

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

Quite like it despite being ready to hate it. Tbh I think new LDR might be the kind of depressing uk lockdown soundtrack I need.

candyman, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link

the plan: make a pop singer out of someone psychologically unsuited for any kind of fame

She seems well-suited for a 1970s kind of fame, where success and adulation reinforce her self-regard and enhance the side of her lyrics that tend to grandiosity, and provide a view of the world that's interestingly bent by removal from regular society / ludicrous levels of self belief. A Barbra Streisand type of white-dwarf-dense, but harmless, narcissism.

Having to interact with people who understand how - regardless of whether it's interesting as poetry or a psychological sketch of a built persona - her worldview is facile & limited is something she's not suited for. Also, having to interact with live humans at all during a pandemic.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

"In the future, everyone will be canceled for 15 minutes."

Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link

the only good rock n roll instagram is patti smith's

Big Boi’s social media is mostly owls, dogs and cheering for his son playing football IIRC.

(If LDR is rock n roll I’m putting BB in too.)

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 11 January 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

new song is definitely much better than "let me love you like a woman", pretty good

i do feel optimistic about the new album being her shortest since her last few albums have all been too long for their own good

ufo, Monday, 11 January 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link

we can be thankful the closer is Joni's "For Free", not Kendrick's

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 07:27 (three years ago) link

lmao that would have been something

ufo, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 07:28 (three years ago) link

Update, January 11, 6 p.m.: Lana Del Rey is now defending her defense of her new album cover Speaking to BBC Radio 1’s Annie Mac for the premiere of the title track, she addressed alleged criticisms of the cover photo regarding inclusivity. “My girlfriends come from all over the world, they have children from all different types of people,” she explained. “And I’m mentioning all this, like, to people who are listening because people really wanted even more people of color on my album cover. Which you know is, to a point, a photo just is what it is.” Del Rey further claimed that “actually half the people in this photo are people of color.” She also said the so-called controversy — which seems to have been started and fanned only by her— made her think “back to all my songs and videos and starting with more of a hip-hop sound.” She went on, “I just feel like if that’s really what people are gonna say, I have an answer for them, which is that if you look closer, you will see people of color. It’s a black-and-white image, so zoom in, you know. It’s just weird, you know?” Do we, Lana?

Elsewhere in her conversation with Mac, Del Rey spoke about the pandemic (“I always wondered, with 8 billion people in the world, [why] this did not happen sooner”) and the riot at the Capitol (“Watching the people storm the Capitol, everyone gets to go look at that and figure out what Capitols they’ve been storming this year in their own freakin’ lives”).

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 07:30 (three years ago) link

“Watching the people storm the Capitol, everyone gets to go look at that and figure out what Capitols they’ve been storming this year in their own freakin’ lives”).

Lana dril Rey

Chris L, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 09:51 (three years ago) link

The new song is nice but doesn't feel like a single. More like an album opener.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

“Watching the people storm the Capitol, everyone gets to go look at that and figure out what Capitols they’ve been storming this year in their own freakin’ lives”

lol this is really one of her better quotes

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

“Watching the people storm the Capitol, everyone gets to go look at that and figure out what Capitols they’ve been storming this year in their own freakin’ lives”).

Lana dril Rey

― Chris L, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 3:51 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

irl lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:47 (three years ago) link

honestly don't get what's wrong with the album cover

groovemaaan, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link

as i understand it literally no one other than LDR has suggested theres anything wrong with it

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

^^^^

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

It's good that she got out ahead of this controversy that she invented herself, shows real foresight

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

just a nice photo of her and her friends from all over the world enjoying each others company, not storming the capital, thinking about the various rappers theyve dated

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

otm

mh, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

as i understand it literally no one other than LDR has suggested theres anything wrong with it

I've seen some comments, and I'm sure they'd have commented all the same, but this pre-emptive strike shit is extremely cringe

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link

lol she did date g-eazy i guess

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

Misread that as Eazy-E.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link

tbf if her last bf was a cop he might very well also be a rapper

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link

"Waa "Summertime" done as some kind of companion piece to her "Doin' Time" cover?"

no it was for some tribute album I believe. It was pointless.

I love LDR's music, and at times I"ve been really impressed with how she's spoken about working as a woman in the music industry. But she is really, really defensive these days. If the cover was getting flack I never even saw the flack. Personally I think it's a lame cover but if people were complaining there weren't enough POC in it, or the POC there were tokens, I can see her getting frustrated. It's her friends. Are they all unusually attractive? yeah, well, it's LA, surprise, there are a lot of unusually attractive people there. I don't think she helps herself by getting defensive about everything, she gets incoherent.

song itself is fine.

akm, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link

(again, don't know if that was the root of the criticism, it's what I gleaned from some equally incoherent twitter responses to it)

akm, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/DyqOcsNEVw

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) January 12, 2021

piscesx, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

don't know if that was the root of the criticism

how could people have criticised it before her defense

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 23:59 (three years ago) link

love you lana but absolutely not watching a video of you speaking

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

surprised this wasn't posted here

It’s fucked up. You know I’m real. You know I voted for Biden. I’m super steady in everything I’ve ever said. You probably listened to my entire interview. So whoever wrote this is a genuine piece of shit. I am the one helping bringing the problem with narcissism to light. Gfys

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) January 12, 2021

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

At least that is coherent

akm, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 00:58 (three years ago) link

I am the one helping bringing the problem with narcissism to light.

that's one way of phrasing it

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:02 (three years ago) link

no worries queen. I just got my drivers license, so the person who wrote the article better watch both ways before crossing the streets. that’s all I’m gonna say.

— permanently high (@BhadDhad) January 12, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

you know what they say, you can take the girl out of upstate new york, but

mh, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 03:06 (three years ago) link

Log-off Del Rey

I’m actually not tone deaf, I don’t think there’s anything tone deaf about responding to questions about why there are only white women on a album cover when that’s just not the case. I’m not gonna let people say that some thing is what it isn’t. You’re jealous I get it.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) January 12, 2021


The music is great and it is important to talk about inclusivity. Which I don’t have an issue with, I’ve been super open about my issues are and that isn’t one of them. I just think it’s sad that you’re trying to paint one of the only artist who is genuine as otherwise.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) January 12, 2021

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

spill queen pic.twitter.com/5AfbcVVvPE

— harris (@TrueHarris) January 12, 2021

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 03:30 (three years ago) link

Even her own stans in those replies are like—“stop wasting yr energy,” “you need a new manager,” etc.

Four Jacks and a Jill (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 04:11 (three years ago) link

hahaha beginning a statement "I'm actually not tone deaf." you know it's going well

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 04:21 (three years ago) link

the stans seem to be saying that she needs a manager who would be powerful enough to stop Australian music blogs from making Lana look bad by repeating Lana's own words, not that she should stfu

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link

I read it as they're gently steering her toward more productive avenues of dealing with the "problem" than long-winded replies.

one of the only artist who is genuine (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 04:59 (three years ago) link

I actually like her more now.

candyman, Wednesday, 13 January 2021 06:56 (three years ago) link

how long until Lana ends up in the Real Housewives franchise

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm not much of an LDR fan (to put it mildly), but I kinda like this new song... maybe she's worn me down, lol

Wet Legume (morrisp), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

Her cover of Father John Misty’s “buddy’s rendevous” is great.

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Friday, 16 December 2022 18:39 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

lana listening to the silver jews while stuck in hollywood traffic taking selfies on a busted phone pic.twitter.com/okCnyzZmOc

— alana (@slowdaysfast) May 14, 2023

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Sunday, 14 May 2023 18:11 (eleven months ago) link

That was that Primitive Radio Gods single, right?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 May 2023 18:32 (eleven months ago) link

Apparently, a new version of an old song called "Say Yes to Heaven" – which dates from the Ultraviolence days, and has been considered for a bunch of albums since – is being released tonite.

Unidentified rogue Jedi (morrisp), Thursday, 18 May 2023 14:32 (eleven months ago) link

It’s out. I somehow missed this unreleased song and I thought I’d heard most of it. Its extremely good. I guess this is actually the original version as recoded in 2012 and not a subsequent remix which has leaked and was what people were using on tik tok. I gather she did this to capitalize on that, which means people should now start using Driving in Cars With Boys so we can get a properly mastered version.

It’s kind of bewildering the high quality of a lot of the unreleased stuff. Imagine thinking this song was a dumper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAoetOXKcY

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 May 2023 06:22 (ten months ago) link

I read about the TikTok thing last night; somehow I’m always surprised by it being the reason for something like this (you’d think I’d be used to / understand it by now!)

It’s kind of bewildering the high quality of a lot of the unreleased stuff.

The Lanapedia entries for some of those songs (including this one) says that fans somehow got ahold of “stems” of earlier recordings, and emailed them to well-known producers — pretending to be Lana, asking them to produce a finished track and email it back… which they somehow then do(??) It’s totally insane.

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Saturday, 20 May 2023 14:38 (ten months ago) link

lmao what the hell

the leaked stems were probably from a google drive getting hacked or something i guess

ufo, Saturday, 20 May 2023 14:43 (ten months ago) link

Having (re-)listened to several of the early versions – mindful that some fans seem to think she has “ruined” the song – I feel like the new/official version probably is the best. I think it may be a somewhat “mid” song from her, but in any event, the new recording is nice and I think it has a good atmosphere.

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Sunday, 21 May 2023 22:21 (ten months ago) link

Damn, this is good. Her work with (professional hack) Rick Nowels is perhaps less mindbendingly bizarre but consistently some of her most listenable stuff.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 23 May 2023 02:11 (ten months ago) link

I’m surprised she does so many Born to Die-era songs… I would have thought they have so little in common with her now:

https://twitter.com/lanadreyonline/status/166260628241790566

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Sunday, 28 May 2023 02:12 (ten months ago) link

LANA DEL REY - 2023 FESTIVAL SETLIST

— Lana Del Rey Online (@LanaDReyOnline) May 27, 2023

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Sunday, 28 May 2023 02:13 (ten months ago) link

it's still by far her most successful album so that's her playing the hits

ufo, Sunday, 28 May 2023 06:26 (ten months ago) link

that's a boring ass setlist and a short set too, so if that's what she's doing at Outside Lands this summer I'm happy to miss it. Wish she'd just do a headlining tour again; the NFR show was excellent.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 28 May 2023 18:35 (ten months ago) link

20 songs is not a short set. What are you expecting, some kind of Cure/Springsteen-style marathon?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 28 May 2023 18:49 (ten months ago) link

Surprised that even her 2019 setlists don't have "Mariners Apartment Complex" or "hope is a dangerous thing," even though both of them might be hard to pull off in an arena. And now no "Let Me Love You Like A Woman."

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Sunday, 28 May 2023 19:34 (ten months ago) link

These probably got a lot more love on ILM than IRL

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 28 May 2023 20:28 (ten months ago) link

oh I kind of glanced over how many songs that was, for some reason I thought it was only 10. that said, I could do without so many BTD tracks. anyway I am interested in seeing how the new songs sound live.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 28 May 2023 21:32 (ten months ago) link

I wonder if she enjoys performing those old songs… she’s evolved so much artistically since then.

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Sunday, 28 May 2023 22:22 (ten months ago) link

It's almost like she should do more of a theater tour to do the last four albums' songs.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Sunday, 28 May 2023 22:28 (ten months ago) link

i would prefer that.

IMO much of this set is ooof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9gm4vqlGN8

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 29 May 2023 16:53 (ten months ago) link

Impressed wow @ tear running down fan’s cheek as she begins “The Grants”

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 29 May 2023 17:13 (ten months ago) link

These fans are amazing… singing along with every line of “Norman Fucking Rockwell”… etc.

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 29 May 2023 17:20 (ten months ago) link

Anyone made a decent/personal "Best of" on Spotify or similar?

Don't know much about her aside from liking "Videogames", "Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd" and "A&W".

djh, Monday, 29 May 2023 20:34 (ten months ago) link

This is my Best Of playlist (I stopped after Chemtrails, cuz the next few albums are so perfect I didn’t feel like choosing).

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 29 May 2023 21:21 (ten months ago) link

(I also don’t really know how to pick individual tracks from NFR!… it’s a very holistic album)

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 29 May 2023 21:23 (ten months ago) link

I had never heard “Flipside” before… the bridge melody (“So you think you're in charge, do ya? / Actin' like a big shot, I'm sure”) sounds remarkably like an antecedent of “The Grants” pre-chorus (“Do you think about Heaven? Ah, ha / Do you think about me?”…).

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 04:01 (ten months ago) link

She is really taking this Grants stuff seriously – new release “Hollywood Bowl” today with her father on keys for his second(?) solo album: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lana-del-rey-joins-dad-rob-grant-hollywood-bowl-1234766405/

It’s nice on first listen. Follows another collab of theirs that was released last week called “Lost at Sea.”

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 9 June 2023 00:47 (ten months ago) link

Yeah, both songs are really nice, particularly the new one.

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Friday, 9 June 2023 00:50 (ten months ago) link

I didn't listen to these yet but this reminds me that when BTD was coming out the backlash was that she was a nepo baby in some manner and ironically enough, it seems like her dad is the beneficiary of the nepotism now

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 9 June 2023 14:23 (ten months ago) link

https://www.gq.com/story/gq-hype-rob-grant

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Friday, 9 June 2023 14:29 (ten months ago) link

This Rob Grant record is great! Not at all what I expected. “Deep mice an swells” sounds like an Eno track from side 2 of Before and after science. She should do an entire album with him.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 10 June 2023 05:55 (ten months ago) link

Eheh he looks like… Mike Love (and plays like Billy Joel) !

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 10 June 2023 08:32 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Might be conversation about this elsewhere but as someone who really likes a few tracks but doesn't really know her music ... the Glastonbury show was very cringey, wasn't it?

djh, Friday, 7 July 2023 21:28 (nine months ago) link

The dancers seemed less interesting than a bad evening of The Masked Singer (or whatever it is called).

djh, Friday, 7 July 2023 21:29 (nine months ago) link

I didn't listen to these yet but this reminds me that when BTD was coming out the backlash was that she was a nepo baby in some manner and ironically enough, it seems like her dad is the beneficiary of the nepotism now

It would be very in keeping with her turn toward female empowerment for LDR to begin singing about all her nepo daddies.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 7 July 2023 22:54 (nine months ago) link

Lana Del Rey hitting a fan’s vape at her show in Dublin tonight 💀 pic.twitter.com/9i7PbkH7aH

— Lana Del Rey Online (@LanaDReyOnline) July 7, 2023

Bittern Storm Over My Hammy (morrisp), Friday, 7 July 2023 23:36 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

She’s announced a small US tour, focusing mainly on the South. I assume more dates will come later…

Cone of uncertainty (morrisp), Monday, 21 August 2023 15:43 (seven months ago) link

this is fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPIJk0MKSWM

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 21 August 2023 15:50 (seven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Interview with some interesting (if somewhat vague) remarks on her career, etc.: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/lana-del-rey-billie-eilish-olivia-rodrigo-critics-waffle-house-1235593189/

stylized in all lowercase (morrisp), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 23:11 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I bought Lust for Life on CD (I’ve only ever streamed her first four albums)… I enjoy listening to it in the background while I work, so I thought it may be a good candidate for really bumping in the car.

It’s not, unfortunately… for all its 2017 chart-pop affectations (Max Martin on one track; features by The Weeknd & ASAP Rocky (twice)), the album’s almost as dreary a listen as the two before it.

There are a few bright spots, particularly the Sean Lennon duet (I really like that song). But the songwriting’s not strong overall, and Lana’s still singing in that voice that sounds like she’s half-awake… zzzz

In that interview I linked to above, she credits Antonoff as the driving force behind her artistic shift that started w/NFR!

I give credit to Jack Antonoff. I think that his production style has such an intelligence to it that vocals have a better chance of being read correctly. There’s a little more room to process it. It was that record (Norman Fucking Rockwell!) where all of a sudden things were really different.


— which I think is likely giving him too much credit, but it’s clear she needed a new direction, and working with Rick Nowels (who’s all over Lust for Life) just wasn’t happening.

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Sunday, 8 October 2023 06:07 (six months ago) link

(To be more precise, she credits Jack A. with her change in critical fortune… although it seems like Lust for Life was pretty well-received)

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Sunday, 8 October 2023 06:13 (six months ago) link

Blue Banisters is her (un?)intentional Joni Mitchell masterpiece.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 8 October 2023 06:43 (six months ago) link

it's odd that BB holds together as an album as well as it does considering it's mostly (all?) outtakes

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 8 October 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link

It’s about half outtakes, and yeah it’s still my absolute favorite (even allowing for Tunnel’s greatness), and speaks to the power of serendipity (or whatever). As a side note, Antonoff didn’t happen to touch that one…

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Sunday, 8 October 2023 15:51 (six months ago) link

yeah I think he deserves some credit but she's selling herself short, she also became a better singer and songwriter by the time NFR happened.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 8 October 2023 16:00 (six months ago) link

The interviewer in that THR piece brings up songwriting in the next question, but Lana sort of brushes it off…

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Sunday, 8 October 2023 16:05 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

Big new Harper’s Bazaar feature (I haven’t read it yet)

This field is required (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:42 (four months ago) link

She released music first under her own name, as Lizzy Grant. But when that failed to chart, she chose a stage name and a new look

this isn't quite accurate, but whatevs

This field is required (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:50 (four months ago) link

Blue Bannisters is an underrated album

treeship., Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:54 (four months ago) link

Huh, I guess she's not engaged anymore(?) It sounds like she's not in a relationship. Anyway, not much about music in the profile.

This field is required (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:56 (four months ago) link

Pretty poor article, all ‘what is her game, this is all a facade type bs”. She looks great in the photos though.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 09:18 (four months ago) link

It’s a little funny how much the writer frets about Lana’s house being “stage managed” (or whatever), when she straight-up says in that Hollywood Reporter interview from September: “I bought this fucking couch for this photo shoot. It’s fire.”

This field is required (morrisp), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 10:09 (four months ago) link

is Lana single why because her new photos look intersting

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 14:21 (four months ago) link

I think a dozen years in folks would stop trying to be suspicious of her and her persona, I think it's really not much of a mystery anyway. Finally bought Ultraviolence on vinyl yesterday, think it might be a lesser pressing but it sounds good nonetheless.

omar little, Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:05 (four months ago) link

Great photos imo

meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:48 (four months ago) link

goodness her “take me home, country roads” cover is amazing. talk about a song she was born to sing…

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:31 (four months ago) link

Yeah it’s really nice

This field is required (morrisp), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:49 (four months ago) link

thanks for that, missed it somehow. amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muWEOXE5zeQ

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 1 December 2023 23:04 (four months ago) link

Great photos imo

Strong “Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club” vibe going on there.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 3 December 2023 06:45 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

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