Please pick out your favorites.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link
a wise catina
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)(gr8080)♪☺♫☻ (velko), Sunday, June 7, 2009 8:42 PM
what is " chilli sensations"
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 14:58 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Overpriced British crisp ("potato chip") for people who think it is possible to retain an air of sophistication while you're serving houseguests something that cost £1.
― bring back pepe deluxe bitch (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Thursday, March 5, 2009 9:00 AM
no bruce gilbert, no credibility
― hstencil, Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:34 AM
I know "The Underdog" got some airplay, but any idea where it peaked on, say, the Modern Rock chart?
I'm not too sure. The single and full-length arrived at my station within two weeks of each other, so we went from playing the single to playing whatever we wanted. Tracking its placement may prove to be difficult if other stations were in a similar situation.
― theoreticalgirl, Thursday, January 17, 2008 10:58 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Does anyone know where to get cheese in Williamsburg?
― Momus, Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:05 PM Bookmark
I bet she kicks off right before Obama is inaugurated.
― teeny, Monday, December 29, 2008 5:18 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ momus
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeesh, are the NASA officials drunk on soy sauce again? "Look out, The Cheat, we're going to fly this baby -- TO THE MOOOOOOON!"― Ian Riese-Moraine: Moon Patrol (Eastern Mantra), Monday, September 19, 2005 10:19 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
your violin is a ghost violin
― the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 7:03 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
stick to movies, at least there your schtick is vaguely amusing from time to time. We get it, you hate america and we murder innocents with our tax dollars because we're all too stupid to know better. Now eat shit and quit reviving politics threads with your wingnut concern frottage
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:47 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
(^^ not to be confused with El Tomboto)
tombot is bowser
― no (stunzeed) LZD (deeznuts), Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:09 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Just realized that I got punked by velko in the first post of this thread.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
velko, Jordan S, and a few of you others are making these searches very difficult.
gershy wrote this on thread Jewish stuff on board 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 on May 28, 2008
yeah, totally "would smash" potential, but no kogan
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
goodbye!
― gr8080, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:09 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm out of here
― RJG, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 4:48 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Whatever, if you're not going to take this seriously, that's fine.
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, July 28, 2006 6:09 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
(^^ Best part of that: It took place on "Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy".)
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I wanted my board to be a sucess, but it is empty :( *cries*
― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, February 26, 2004
― NEED DHARMA OFTEN (☪), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link
@CaptainScott I am just going outside and may be some time.
about 100 years ago from TwitterMobile
― snoball, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
nope
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wrong Antartica explorer
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i thought that but i don't really know how Twitter works
― Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
hai guyz how do i get to huntington beachi wunt to go hunting
― a puppy, Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:35 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
You asking for it boyo... I'll nut you in the forehead.
― Nutty_Nigel, Friday, January 28, 2005 12:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
wickedpedia..that is funny...
I made up that name. I don't think these people have any wit. they don't the gift to make people laugh.
― marissa marchant............., Sunday, December 25, 2005 5:16 PM
― eduardo altamonte (jergins), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I noticed this coming up in my referers, and I'd like to state that I no longer have anything to do with the Aja/Dante board, and I don't have a fucking clue who you're talking about.
Cheers.
― Dante (Sean3), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:10 PM (3 years ago)
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"they don't the gift" olol
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
kanye is the zima to my book club.
― TynanTynan, Monday, September 10, 2007 5:17 PM*
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
* NOTE: I could not find any of this guy's original posts under the username of mharlashan or something like that.
Seriously, do a search of "no sufjan, no credibility" It's like he's been deleted unless this was some sandbox thing.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking at the links on the tynan appreciation thread does suggest that a shitload of his output was on the sandbox.
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― bato (bato), Friday, February 2, 2007 12:19 PM (2 years ago)
― velko, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Sandbox is The Mayberry RFD of our Andy Griffith Show we've got going on here.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
i support the idea of this trendlet i should say. the actual results so far have left me kinda cold.
― strongohulkington, Monday, March 3, 2008 11:13 AM
I miss Jess :(
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALKING TO/ABOUT HIM
-- HI DERE, Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:00 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
Because this is as close to a genuine gangbang as they've ever gotten, that's why
― Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:01 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
(^^ From a wonderful little thread entitled "Where's AL & Jesse on this one ????????")
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
the brunette daughter got mugged in argentina
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, November 21, 2006 7:58 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
r.i.p. heaven needed a freak folker-gone-jay farrar ted nugent
― gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that manalishi thread was just delightful
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
on a thread called FIN, appropriate enough
http://www.marine.usf.edu/images/sharkfin.jpg
― gear, Friday, February 23, 2007 10:11 AM
― eduardo altamonte (jergins), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
R.I.P. Heaven need a reason to get people to stfu about that white couch.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
othing depressing about it, i'm having a good night following a great day.
but you know, thanks for being mr. preachy judgemental.
― chicago kevin, Monday, September 15, 2008 9:56 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
acrobat wrote this on thread FRANZ FERDINAND THIRD ALBUM ANTICIPATION THREAD! on board I Love Music on Oct 5, 2007
I like them best when they sound like The Divine Comedy.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
what a gay message bord
― michael, Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:21 PM (21 minutes ago)
Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.
― velko, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hope he keeps reading how long before life in the universe is gone forever & gets an answer
― eduardo altamonte (jergins), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I was waiting for one of those.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
That's kinda uncool, maybe you could try to keep the thread positive.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link
it was positive to begin with?
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link
there's poor taste, and then there's poor taste.
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
...
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:02 PM (9 months ago)
To what do I owe this needless unbanning?
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:03 PM (9 months ago)
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Nude Spock wrote this on thread Does J Blount Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole? on board 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 on Feb 28, 2008
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/170/emotcolbertwz3.gif
― Nude Spock, Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:45 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
There is no reason for most of the mindless crap that goes on here. Except maybe there are just people who have to shit on someone else in order to prove how cool they are. God forbid Tuomas (or anyone) isn't a cookie cutter of everyone else.
― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, November 24, 2005 1:10 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
countdown to luna in 5... 4... 3...
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link
That one and Chaki are too easy.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Luna's last day was pretty eventful:
luna wrote this on thread Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007
I'm finished with ILx as of today - the witch hunt that seems to be going on by people who don't know me, have never spoken to me, or asked for my side of whatever stories they're being told is too much to bear given what's happened in my life this year so far, and so I just concede. If they want to believe I'm fake and a liar and a parody, they are welcome to. Y'all can email me if you have the desire, but the time has come (okay it was probably 3 years ago) for me to bow out gracefully and so I shall. xxx
luna wrote this on thread More than LOLs is all I never needed you to show, then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!, 'cause I'd already know on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007
Actually, you know what? I don't give one sweet shit what you think, feel or say. Bye bye now.
Yeah, *she's* talking out of HER ass. You don't know shit, pal, so shut the fuck UP already.
I am rapidly becoming fed up with ILx again, thanks y'all for being so lovely.
luna wrote this on thread The new rolling ILX parenting thread, since the other one was getting unwieldy on board I Love People-Making on Oct 13, 2007
Welcome to the world, Ethan! xxx Congrats Mr & Mrs Coastaltown!
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
NOISE BOARD NEW ANSWERS PAGE 2008
― jinx hijinks (dr g), Monday, May 15, 2006 5:27 PM Bookmark
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
haha "these pedophiles should know better"
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:01 AM (2 years ago)
^ probably posted right before chris hansen knocked ; )
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Okay that is the funniest thing Dom has ever posted.
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, February 10, 2007 10:03 PM
(^^ Last post under the DP moniker.)
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
:)― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, January 26, 2007 1:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I wondered how inane my last post under that username would be and I'm rather proud of going out with a smile.
― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
all i really been listenin to is os mutantes and van dyke parks and sonny sharrock. i need some upbeat music for keeping me-self warm. plus my iTunes makes my computer crash so i can't load shit on to my iPod u_ups milton i luv catherine ribeiro so much. my fave is the song where she starts laughing maniacally like she's having some horrible nervous breakdown, its the first track on one of her albums, forget which one. les fees carabosse or something.
― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hi killie― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:16 PM Bookmark
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
that city is 99.999% white. it's all upper middle class ennui.
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 12:14 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
he died as he lived RIP
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
btw, have you guys heard my dj set yet? http://www.divshare.com/download/6843599-b08 -streamingyou can tell I put a lot of work into it by my logohttp://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9085/djlorax.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:04 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kind of hard to sort through the imitations.
Schef made like 300 posts calling herself "Lady Burt Stanton". That took some digging.
And the last post from Chaki in the search ain't Chaki.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
what thread is it from? is it about portland
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
grady used a chaki sock for lulz a few times
― velko, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Ask (fake) Chaki!
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that's a moderator wearing the skin of one of his victims.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
what happened to Liz :X
― bnw, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't even know why I know this because it was before my time, but I believe that she was killed in the bombings in London. So fucking sad.
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
You're funny.
― Nowell (Nowell), Monday, June 6, 2005 7:48 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Heave Ho wrote this on thread Leakage Current from directly powered monitor on board I Like Computers on Dec 24, 2007
And go where? Ormskirk ain't big enough for all of us
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
(^^ The first banning, at least.)
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dante (Sean3), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:10 PM
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Like you I was'nt surprised by the turnout of this election.I find it all to depressing that once again, the bad guys have won.Damn George Bush and his sneaky administration...
Say it with me everyone....
FOUR MORE WARS!!!!!!!!!!
And the world is coming to an end....
Get ready 4 the apocalypse everyone....
― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, November 11, 2004 1:56 PM (4 years ago)
― velko, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm going to drop by on hstencil tomorrow around noon-ish.
brooklyn on saturday midday? talk to me, i'm receptive to your feelings.
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, February 10, 2006 1:17 AM
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― Nick Sylvester, Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:54 PM (3 years ago)
― velko, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
*huggles*
― aphid bokmål (dude dude), Monday, November 6, 2006 1:15 AM
― am0n, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not that people don't know I'm here: I'm fine with people know I'm here, deanomgwtf!!! It's that stuff-being-printed-under-my-name is quite a great deal different from talking- about-it-under-a-googleproofed-version-of-my-name-on-a-thread. That anybody here thinks "oh what's the big deal: talking on a forum, printing it in a book - what's the diff?" really exacerbates how shitty the whole thing makes me feel. I'm not "ashamed of what I wrote," todd - it was a conversation I was having with friends, not something I wanted preserved in print. It has nothing to do with imagining that people can't find me here - of course that's OK! It has to do with being printed/preserved for posterity in a way I didn't want. The idea that one should be as careful with one's words on an internet forum as one is when writing for print seems so patently ridiculous as to spurn further comment.
I'm gonna leave this thread & the forum now for real, as my attemps to clarify my position are just making me angrier & angrier. Bye everybody.
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, June 23, 2004 3:50 PM (4 years ago)
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
gr8080 was pretty OTM in starting this thread-- big ups
― Wrinklepaws, Sunday, December 7, 2008 7:58 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img10.shop-pro.jp/PA01051/579/product/8700332_th.jpgxpost
― velko, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
and now I have proof
http://www.cybercrime.gov/huertaCharge.htm
― modestmickey, Wednesday, October 24, 2007 4:57 AM
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I haven't posted since August!! Ha!!!
― Millar (Millar), Monday, February 16, 2004 12:22 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Great thread I got that one from, btw:
On the Consequences of Being Melodramatic ( A Plea to ILE)
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
listen here is some unimpeachable fuckign advice
u have a new mistress my friend
and her name is little debbie~~~
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Saturday, May 9, 2009 1:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― THE BATHYPELAGIC ZONE (Lamp), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, Jesus Christ, we're in the U.S. Would it kill any of these clowns to do what generations of immigrants and settlers have done and respect the fact that the predominant language is and should be English? It's not like it'd be a case of banishing Spanish completely from the U.S.; no, you should be able to speak Spanish at home and around the neighborhood, though not to the detriment of a child's understanding and comprehension of English. If these people want to operate on a policy of Spanish-first, they should just return back to whatever Spanish-speaking country they or their forebearers come from.
― See Me, Repeat Me (Dee the Lurker), Monday, May 1, 2006 7:37 PM
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
altho lol @ 2nd to last:
hope these dumb sluts all get raped to death
ps. http://i40.tinypic.com/j7dmvt.jpg katy
― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Saturday, May 9, 2009 1:16 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― THE BATHYPELAGIC ZONE (Lamp), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i kind of just want to repost on that every replacements &c poll thread on ilm for the next week
― THE BATHYPELAGIC ZONE (Lamp), Thursday, 11 June 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
has canky been gone a month yet?
― makeitstop (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 June 2009 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
― makeitstop (k3vin k.), Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:05 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― wilter, Thursday, 11 June 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link
let's ask "why?" on the internet
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:00 PM (1 hour ago)
― velko, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP
― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
first guy to double up on SBs
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I dunno, E3. I've got one word for ya:
Poppage
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
did lj get sb'd twice? I thought he was just plain old banned prior to the sb system
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
self bannage, then sb i thought
― velko, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Self bannage... that fucking guy
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe so. Dude likes to try a variety of positions when it comes to banning.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Careful guys, we don't want this thread to turn too meta ; )
― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
If Thomas can get a Bill of Responsibilities and a Bill of Obligations added to the constitution, then I'm going to have to insist on a Bill of LOLs and a Bill of WTFs as well.
― libcrypt, Monday, April 13, 2009 1:34 PM Bookmark
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Awaiting the Rock Hardy™ "Too Busy With This Project" answer from libby.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
as a comedian, i gotta to admit im purty good. maybe even great, but i'd have to be a real dick to make dat statement. soinstead, ima read you part of a review of my show last month in north dakota. according to fred jamison of the harper's ridgegazette, my show was, and i quote'a stunningly cathartic discharge. a self-taught comedian [now there's a coupla quotation marks around comedian, that's tahighlight how amazing it is that i'm selftaught] marsh purveyed, at interminable length, a series of wellworn tropes andconvalescent wit that left this reviewer exhausted.' now there might be a coupla words in dere that y'all don't understand, so i'llmake it easy on ya. this guy laughed so dogdonned hard it actually made him exhausted. he was laughin' his ass off,and he wasn't alone. they was laughin so hard in there you could smell it, they was basically peein themselves. course, itwas a redneck bar, and that tends to happen anyway,
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:48 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 20 June 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
that guy was such a cockfarmer
― it's the nuclear sex apocalypse, dude. i mean, c'mon. (stevie), Sunday, 21 June 2009 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link
harbl i hope you get butt rot you old conk
― Lingbert, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:43 PM
― am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
D:
― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
o on the 77 board "thread of people who should unequivocally not be invited to borad 77" this is what the moderator (?) had to say:
Vichytravelsizeputabutter X
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ugh
― The Reverend, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:56 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that's ture!
― strgn, Thursday, April 24, 2008 3:25 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dudes, for real, not as a hardman, just as me, the little el tombotito that exists inside the TOMBOT, that dude always was and remains to this day the most irritating and absolutely worthless poster on ILX. Whatever knowlegde he thinks he bring to the table is, to me, about as useful as BOSKO BALABAN STATS FOR SEASON, and BBSFS was more haw haw
― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 27, 2008 6:36 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I am so about to open up on his fucking weird astrology I'm a special bi-hindu ass and send him right back to whatever completely irrelevant part of the library he belongs, like large print cartoons of how the universe was born according to DJ Junk
― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 27, 2008 6:42 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark
...but then i got invited to 77 this November.
and then last week when a really old "joke" thread of mine was revived Dom, max, grady, and J0rdan talked about me being an astrological-believing lesbian-hating transgendered annoying batshit crazy loon...
and now you all have this discussion about "not talking shit on 77" and how the "mods" want to prevent that...
and NOW i cannot see 77 any more, and have been kicked off it (?). probably because max or whoever wanted me kicked off it so whatever was being said about me, could continue
so okay. i'm not just trying to point out the massive contradictions here... its okay, i should obviously deal with the fact that i'm apparently one of the most worthless ilx posters since i used to write about astrology (never mind roxy and her tarot cards!). and tom IS right w/r/t how i've never really been that funny online either, and i've spent too much of my time here arguing arcane subjects that go over people's heads (i'll miss you Kenan). i did make some interesting friends in the process though
i really shouldn't be on ilx after wasting 8 years of my life, on and off, here in the first place - i have other things going on -and i only got here because i followed Al!y K from alt.music, who i used to write to way back in 1998! there's so much more i "should" deal with now, and i shouldn't have returned after grad school out of curiosity anyway (it was because i finished my film, and had time to kill). also because i still regularly talk to c0ry, and he isn't here now anyway (i missed his outing as well)
but get real. enough with trying to pretend that you endlessly clever assholes aren't always talking shit about someone else here. secret borads or not.
― Vichitravirya_XI, Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:25 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
still no clue why i got singled out in that post but rip
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i still regularly talk to c0ry,
― am0n, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
See I would've gone for "Echoes" vs. Isaac Hayes' "Walk on By" but I gotta hear that Damned song.
― nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, January 19, 2007 4:49 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 27 June 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus, that's an awesome last post.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 28 June 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
BOYS HEROGASM #1 (MR) $2.99
― balls, Monday, May 18, 2009 9:48 PM Bookmark
― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 July 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't want to stop posting and end up on the Pleasant Plains Presents Famous Last Posts thread.
― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, August 7, 2009 6:23 PM (10 minutes ago)
this is pretty much it
― permanent response lopp (harbl), Friday, August 7, 2009 5:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:56 PM (1 month ago)
― velko, Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/bapppp
― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
how is kruger not popping that ball all the time?
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
clearly because the guy from "Army Of Two" never lets Freddie get his hands on it...
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 1 October 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't want to stop posting and end up on the Pleasant Plains Presents Famous Last Posts thread.― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, August 7, 2009 6:23 PM (10 minutes ago)this is pretty much it― permanent response lopp (harbl), Friday, August 7, 2009 5:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink― http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:56 PM (1 month ago)― velko, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 10:20 PM (Yesterday)
― velko, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 10:20 PM (Yesterday)
― Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Hamletmachine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.twogunrocky.com/fouryork2.jpg
L-R: Miki Hakkinen, Retief Goosen, Usain Bolt, Tuomas
― farcottonloco, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 11:46 (3 months ago) Bookmark
― kell surprise (country matters), Thursday, 1 October 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.joesportsfan.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mayweathercenalohan.JPG
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:07 (1 year ago) Bookmark
― kell surprise (country matters), Thursday, 1 October 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck this is a magical day
― Man!! (Man!!) (country matters), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― wilter, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5103/ricko.gif
― •••••••• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, January 1, 2010 7:30 PM (1 month ago)
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 25 February 2010 08:33 (fourteen years ago) link
― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
AFK, gotta check my oven to see how my methamphetamine is coming along....
― Lee626, Friday, 30 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
for me to poop on
― :3 (cankles), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:47 PM
― am0n, Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K2Y2cGDRhI
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, March 12, 2010 2:58 PM
― am0n, Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?
― dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 9:52 AM (2 years ago)
― controll-s (velko), Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahahaha
― Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, February 11, 2007 3:10 AM
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Lol
― Claire Elise Archibald, Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:09 AM
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
jonny
-- jonny, Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:04
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm switching to pot.
― unibrower (aimurchie), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 2:29 AM (1 year ago)
― is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread makes me kinda sad
― plax (ico), Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
^
― ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm weird 'cause i hate goodbyes O_O
― ksh, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
No, that's not weird. I think goodbyes are awful. I don't feel that way about this thread but saying goodbye to ppl irl who I know I won't see for a long time really breaks my heart.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Sunday, 9 May 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ENBB, i was making a lame Owl City joek :-)
― ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
and, yeah, goodbyes are the worst
lately for goodbyes I've taken to saying a silly line from one of the ocean's 1X movies, "I'll see you when I see you"
― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link
ksh - oh sorry - that song makes me want to stab ppl so I've never actually listened all the way through
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
loooool. understandable! :-D
― ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
gtfo ire plz
― rahni, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
O_O
― ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
O_O what?
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link
gtfo ire plz― rahni, Saturday, May 8, 2010 8:25 PM (27 minutes ago)
― rahni, Saturday, May 8, 2010 8:25 PM (27 minutes ago)
― ksh, Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
seroiusly
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
― rahni, Saturday, May 8, 2010 9:25 PM
― A. U. Khan (am0n), Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
my shortlist
Let Jah Love Come (Sweet Substance Remix)Truly (Vladislav Delay Remix)Dem Never Know (Sleeparchive Remix)See Mi Yah (Hallucinator Remix)
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, March 19, 2010
― ☆, Monday, 17 May 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Man See U (Hallucinator Remix)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1278266/COALITION-GOVERNMENT-The-new-politics-More-like-Brokeback-Mountain.html
^^^still got it.
― Meowsy McDermott, Friday, 14 May 2010 10:21 (3 days ago)
au revoir, mon cher
― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
omg @ the sickening homophobia in that link, does the uk not have like incitement to hatred laws?
― plax (ico), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
diaf
― tanuki, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:13 AM
― buzza, Friday, 13 April 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
maybe they d'd iaf
― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Friday, 13 April 2012 08:30 (twelve years ago) link
fuiudiaf
― buzza, Friday, 13 April 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
tanuki
― buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
100.
Does Daddino post here anymore?
No.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, August 5, 2012 12:03 PM (1 hour ago)
― Zing Can Really Hang You Up the Most (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
Cannot find me no muslamic ray guns on Spotify.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU
― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:21 (2 months ago)
― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
Ugly Betty star America Ferrera and her golden retriever Buddy make a fetching pair while playing ball at a San Diego beach.http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/beauties07/beautyandbeast/america_ferrera400.jpg
― America & Buddy, Monday, November 10, 2008 2:12 AM (3 years ago)
― am0n, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
34°56'59.34"N69°15'48.15"E
― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Monday, March 16, 2009 12:24 PM (3 years ago)
― am0n, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
thanks all!
during my journey for new music i found and recommend:
Le vent nous portera by Noir Désir
totally french and not german but i got side tracked :3
― hondurian, Thursday, March 18, 2010 12:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― velko, Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:55 (ten years ago) link
the last ten seconds are awesome
― peacocks, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― velko, Thursday, 17 October 2013 06:58 (ten years ago) link
Forget the big picture here Clemenza, if you saw our planet from distant orbit it would change your life more than being a pop star.
― Jason Dowd, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 00:05 (5 months ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, June 9, 2009 12:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
bring back Nutty_Nigel
that in turn was a reference to the doctor calling amy 'the girl who waited', when she waited for him as kid
― a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:01 (2 years ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
After blasting Sweet Heart, Sweet Light in my headphones while wandering around outside, I've decided this is my favorite Spiritualized album since Lazer Guided Melodies.
In my mind, of course, it's impossible to top Lazer Guided Melodies, however, Sweet Heart, Sweet Light is superior to his previous three albums and (here's where I really upset the apple cart) it's even better than Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space, to my ears.
"So Long, You Pretty Thing" is heartbreakingly beautiful. Brings tears to my eyes and, simultaneously, a smile to my face.
― Graveyard Poet, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:18 (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link
not a bad way to go
― golfdinger (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
Disraeli.
― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Saturday, 10 February 2007 14:12 (7 years ago)
― am0n, Monday, 5 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Yikes. This conversation is making me sleepy.
― Freedom in Truth! (Freud Junior), Saturday, 8 July 2006 05:27 (7 years ago)
― am0n, Monday, 5 May 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
I dursn't click on that thread
― velko, Monday, November 4, 2013 11:03 AM (6 months ago)
hahaha. i hope he still lurks.
― markers, Monday, 5 May 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link
what ever happened to this poster, we used to AIM chat, i forgot
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 5 May 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link
became massive stoner?
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Monday, 5 May 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link
watercunt??? that's a new chapter
― ....... (waterface), Saturday, May 3, 2014 5:29 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link
man gawker reports on the dumbest shit
― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:38 PM (2 years ago)
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link
l0u1s jagg3r (Haberdager) wrote this on thread what to do when a girl you meet wants a platonic relationship and you want more? on board I Love Everything on Aug 16, 2006
*flicks lighter* NOOOOOObody SAAAAAID it was EEEEEEAsyy-yyy [/irony]
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link
lol, classic & classic
― drash, Thursday, 23 July 2015 01:46 (eight years ago) link
the anti-pit bull bias on this thread is obscene though. i mean, i have never seen him be aggressive in a way that is problematic. he has an intense, serious personality, which is sort of funny bc he lives in an apartment full of mild mannered creative types, but i am pretty sure he would never hurt anyone unless he thoguht one of us was threatened. (he does seem to think it's his job to protect us.) he is a noble animal for sure.
― Treeship, Monday, May 23, 2016 12:13 PM (9 hours ago)
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link
I vote legs. Any kind of legs!
― Mount Cleaners, Sunday, June 26, 2011 7:24 PM
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link
Not sure yet, but time and career plans mandate cutting all fiction in favor of history and travel literature. I have a gigantic backlog I have to work through.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka And The Moon Rose Over An Open Field... (Mount Cleaners), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 11:58 AM
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 03:38 (eight years ago) link
WTF bughttp://i.imgur.com/dnwDVzr.png
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:46 AM
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link