biggest headshots on the whole dam internet

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right click -> view image -> ew yuck I can see your nose hairs

http://oceusobremim.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/baldi-foto-de-janete-kriger.jpg

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.pitchengine.com/brands/newvideo/images/107365/billwitherspromo300dpi.jpg

it's Bill Withers!

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.dudleyobservatory.org/images/People_images/Alpher_600dpi.jpg

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://urology.jhu.edu/patrickwalsh/photo1.jpg

he is a urologist

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pbre.info/PORTFOLIO/11%2014%20CA.jpg

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bulldogscup.com/resources/Photo_Personne/stef.JPG

unregistered, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

i unconditionally love this thread btw

My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ thread load time

also EXECUTIVE PROFIELS

am0n, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

lolTOMBOT

this thread crashes my browser without fail unless I have images switched off. I thought about attaching a warning, but the title is already BIGGEST HEADSHOTS ON THE WHOLE DAM INTERNET so anyone who gets all http://i55.tinypic.com/11t8n5u.png about it can basically fuck off :D

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 21 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

^this guy gets it

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.gov.bc.ca/premier/executive/images/highres/kevin_krueger.jpg

Kevin Krueger, British Columbia's e Minister of Tourism, Culture and the Arts

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

http://nationals.org.au/Portals/0/team/Ruth%20Strang%20-%20Final.jpg

Ruth Str@ng is a farmer and company director from NSW’s Liverpool Plains near Tambar Springs, producing wheat, sorghum, sunflower and dryland cotton.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://neuroscience.ufl.edu/files/2010/10/Flint-Jeremy-5633.jpg

Jeremy Fl1nt, Ph.D.
University of Florida, Gainesville, FL
(Ph.D. — Neuroscience)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.ecccspokane.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/steve.jpg

Steve Tw1ggs, vice president of The East Central Neighborhood Wellness Association, Spokane, WA

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.unc.edu/news/pics/event/hall_fame/2004/mcIlwain_bill.jpg

William F. McIlw4in, former senior editor of The New York Times Regional Newspaper Group

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cmtevents.com/EVENTDATAS/090313/others/RKS.jpg

ok this isnn't a high-res image, but I'm posting it here because this fucking guy's pixelated mug pops up every time I do a filtered GIS for really big images, and I think I had a nightmare about him once.

Mr. Ramesh Kum4r Sur1, Regional Geocycle Project Head
Holcim Services(South Asia) Ltd.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

http://orangeestate.beeqee.com/userfiles/images/photo/2/1234759337846566794998eea995381.jpg

this guy comes up a lot too, and with all due respect he seems to be sprouting forehead horns and I think he's a sanpaku.

Ali Z4ini Bin Mus4

Certified Real Estate Negotiator under Malaysian Institute of Estate Agent (MIEA)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

y'know, that's clever and original and prolly deserves its own thread.

I mean liek:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1368/flintm.png

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

liek this

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6678/steve.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ewwwwwwwww

exactly tho

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:05 (58 minutes ago)

PIIICKLLLLLLLLLLLEEESSS

Some other race (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

that's one clean shaven man.

Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

related: http://estateagents.tumblr.com/

gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

http://static.tumblr.com/dowas7s/oNWljnaod/dsc00059.jpg

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/117v7v8.jpg

http://www.medillcherubs.org/2010/off_campus/heupel1/media/lisakaehler.jpg

one of those "hidden gems" is the authentic Mexican eatery Chipotle, so you see what a monster we are dealing with.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 5 May 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

insert bin laden joke here

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

this is an awesome thread and way overdue

gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thinkdeep.nl/beeld-content/Pasfoto/Bosch%20pasfoto%20IMG_4990.JPG

Joh4n B0sch

Deputy Managing Director, Project office North South Metro Line Amst3rdam, Chair of Subsurface Construction, D3lft University of Technology

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://software.intel.com/file/9797

In his role with the Int3l Academic Community, M1chael Wr1nn collaborates with universities to bring parallel computing to the mainstream of undergraduate education. He holds a Ph.D. (quantum mechanics) and a B.Sc. (mathematics/chemistry/physics) from McG1ll University.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.is.uwlax.edu/david%20annino.JPG

Dav1d Annin0
Lecturer
University of W1sconsin, L4 Cr0sse
B.B.A., University of T3xas at Aust1n
M.B.A., University of Ge0rgia

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sandpipersgroup.com/web_images/img_0422.jpg

M3lanie Gh4zarian, Founder/President and Managing Consultant, S4ndpipers Group

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gsu.edu/images/IST/morrisr%281%29.jpgG3oreg

G3orgia State University Vice President for Research and Regents' Professor of Psychology, Dr. Robin Morris

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

OK THIS IS AN ACTUAL OBITUARY PHOTO & MAYBE IT'S IN POOR TASTE TO REPOST IT HERE BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF AND SURELY THE PEOPLE AT T1TUS FUNERAL HOME OF W4RSAW INDIANA DESERVE MOST OF THE BLAME.

http://www.newswithstaceypage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Daniels-Anna1.jpg

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://washingtonexaminer.com/files/78f99d498179b409eb0e6a706700985d_2.jpg

Arturo Mari, personal photographer to late Pope John Paul II

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.beckerdyer.com/obitphotos/Lesterhanshaw-Cropped.jpg

courtesy of B3cker-Dy3r-Stanton Funeral Home, Atch1son, Kansas. RIP big man.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/history/TMullaney_2010.jpg

Th0mas S. Mull4ney, Assistant Professor of History (and kind of a hottie), St4nford

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.apnmag.com/staff/Spring_2011/Nick%20W.jpg

N1ck W1ll, Reviews Editor, 4ll P0ints N0rth magazine, Pl4ttsburgh State University College

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.apnmag.com/staff/Spring_2011/Ryan.jpg

Ry4n W4rd, N1ck W1ll, 4ll P0ints N0rth magazine's photo editor. kudos, bro.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

looooooool @ photo editor

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.savannahbookfestival.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/flynn_vince-new-photo2.jpg

this is weird because someone added a caption to the full-sized photo in like 100 pt. font, then resized the whole thing to like 300 X 250 pixels to fit it into a blog post. and when you click on it it expands to 478 X 578 pixels (still barely more than a tenth of its original size) in a popup window. I don't know why anyone thought that was a sane idea.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

i like that this bothers you
it bothers me too

beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

perhaps i really AM you

beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

. . .

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

I think the more likely scenario is that we are both gr8080, forks.

this stuff amuses me more than it bothers me, in the sense that all these (I'm guessing) well-to-do, educated professionals have the best possible technology on hand, but instead of using it to make themselves look like waxwork gods, they end up exposing their physical flaws to an extreme degree because either they do their own web design or their webmasters are idiots. but maybe corporate photo shoots are supposed to honest and transparent, and these people are proud to show their crows' feet and nose hairs to the world. kinda doubt it though.

the obituaries bother me, but that's different.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw, the total size of this thread is 170 megabytes.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bx79.com/wiz/IMG_1730.JPG

dunno who dis, but his mainpage says "Coming Soon. Hold Tight" so be patient, ladies.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.fotopolis.pl/download/Job_0003.jpg

taken with the $10,000 Pentax 645D 40 megapixel digital camera.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://bonibonev.com/645/13.jpg

I'm gonna have to buy/steal one of these Pentaxes sometime soon.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://brian-ashton.com/i/blog/37/37_big.jpg?73c53411c9a6b33e7591b2bcaa770aa3

Bri4n Asht0n has been a club and international rugby coach for 39 years.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.nebraskaheartgallery.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Andre2011.jpg

click pic to enlarge

Andre is described as a big teddy bear. [...] Andre loves 7 layer burritos from taco bell but is trying to watch his weight.

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sfexaminer.com/files/bc05988de9bc3209ec0e6a706700a48c_3.jpg

Jay Carney at a Bin Laden news briefing. why so sad?

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

lovely

every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 12 May 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

i just had headshots taken of our whole office and spent much of my day blurring blemishes and spot healing pimples
it is weirdly fun to do that with your coworkers? i should upload them all to here because they are 8-12 meg files.

beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

If only someone in Washington State knew how to run a web site.

http://www.atg.wa.gov/page.aspx?id=1730

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Attorney General McKenna has crazy good skin for a guy who's nearly 50. what's his secret?

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.leics.police.uk/canyouhelp/suspects/423_police_appeal_following_robbery_in_leicester/

Leicester, England Constable's artistic rendering of a robbery suspect:

http://www.leics.police.uk/images/canyouhelp/suspects/Walnutstreetrobbery-2010_0209_high.jpg

"yea, he was wearing a black hoodie and making a duck face, but the thing I remember most about him was how pixelated he was."

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://truthjuice.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mg_6303b.jpg

P3ter R3ynolds is the leader of Cannabis Law Reform (CLEAR), formerly known as the Legalise Cannabis Alliance, now re-branded, re-launched and enjoying a big surge in membership.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://media.conservative.ca/candidates/images/ON/bob-dechert.jpg

Bob D3ch3rt

Bob and his wife, Ruth Clark, are long time residents of Mississauga.

He obtained a degree in economics from McMaster University and a law degree from the University of Toronto. Before entering public life, Bob was a senior partner with Gowling Lafleur Henderson LLP, Canada’s largest law firm. His career brought him an understanding of the issues that face Canadian businesses, employees and consumers.

He has served as president of the Empire Club of Canada and the British-Canadian Chamber of Trade and Commerce.

Bob was elected to the House of Commons in 2008, and currently serves as Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Justice. He also sits on the Standing Committee on Justice and Human Rights, and is involved in a number of other parliamentary groups including the Auto Caucus.

Click here for hi-res headshot

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

http://bc.liberal.ca/files/2011/03/Harty-Staub.jpg

Former White Rock Mayor H4rdy St4ub is South Surrey–White Rock–Cloverdale’s Liberal Candidate!

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.decanter.com/imageBank/4/41474000021.JPG

Gi4como T4chis, The 'father of Italian wine', who has been named Decanter Man of the Year 2011, is recognised as the guiding light behind the renaissance of Italian wine in the 1970s and 80s.

his snot-caked nostrils are fucking scary. impressive that his nose is the only part of his face that's in sharp focus.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ridens.it/fotoHR/20072010152912Paolo%20alta.jpg

some Italian guy (bald)

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://lighterwithin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Copy-of-JP-Business-photo-Oct-1-2010-0011.jpg

J0len Ph1lbrook is a highly sought after Consultant, Award Winning Speaker & number 1 best-selling co-author of the ‘Gratitude Book Project, Celebrating 365 Days of Gratitude.’ She also has written ‘Raise Your Prosperity Set Point’ and ‘Reflections; Angelic Insights, Quotes & Action Steps.’

Jolen is a graduate of The California Institute of The Healing Arts and Science. She has completed her advance training for spiritual awareness with the Church of Essence.

She is also a member of Toastmasters International.

Jolen is the founding member of The Lighter Signature System. She has been studying the spirit, mind, body connection since 1980. Jolen holds a Behavioral Therapist degree and is a Certified Clinical Hypnotherapy along with being a Certified Life Coach.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.valeriegreene.com/media/presskit/valerie_greene_photos/6_print.jpg

author and motivational speaker V4lerie Gr33ne

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://sharonbuchbinder.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/VICKI-BATMAN-Head-Shot.jpg

V1cki B4tman, author whose novels include the following:

BAD DATES ~ Girlfriends desperate to win a radio show's contest, try bowling and meet men who "claim" they're plumbers.

TEMPORARILY EMPLOYED ~ Murder, mayhem, and romance ensue when a routine traffic stop leads a former retail executive turned temp to uncover an embezzling scam tied a murder.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

This thread makes me feel like I'm on dial-up all over again.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/extyouth/insight/jerry-kitzi-next-gen.JPG

J3rry K1tzi, N3xt G3n Coalition Leadership Council,
director, Fr4ncis Institute for Child and Youth Development
and associate dean, M3tropolitan Community College - Penn Valley, Kansas City, Mo.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.aoam.md/img/Kjell_A_Nordstrom1.JPG

Kj3ll And3rs N0rdström (born 26 February 1958) is a Swedish economist, writer and public speaker.

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ronipoet.com/attachments/Image/roni%281%29.jpg

amazing and famous singer/poet/motivational speaker R0ni P0et

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.hilldds.com/images/p14.jpg

Stephen Hill, dentist

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://higheredutah.org/sbr/regents/Photos/Large/JimEvans.jpg

J1m Ev4ns, member of the State Board of Regents, Utah System of Higher Education

gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

woody allen has great pores, v impressed

weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

THought J0hn P4rmalee was the Italian wine guy again.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.decidio.com/photos_company/87148.jpg

Mark Kerr Entertainment DJ & MC Services Serving The Ark-La-Tex And Beyond - Specializing in Weddings, Proms, School Dances, Reunions, Parties, Corporate Events, Anniversaries and more. - Mark Kerr Entertainment is built upon traditional business values. "Honesty & Professionalism." Our number one priority is building relationships and meeting the needs of our clients. - We keep stress off the guest list. At the end of the day or ten years from now, Mark Kerr Entertainment wants you and your guests, to be able to say, that your wedding reception was the greatest

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sdublincoco.ie/images/corporate/Whitechurch3806042011.JPG

old Irish man at a craft fair

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://download.intel.com/pressroom/images/photonics/50G_Silicon_Photonics_Link-1.jpg

An engineer holds a 50Gbps Silicon Photonics transmit module.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mg_5964.jpg

L4rry Dr3bes, CEO and CTO

Larry founded J4nrain in 2005 to address the challenge of managing user identity on the Internet. In its early days, J4nrain drove the development of the majority of the open source Op3nID protocol libraries that continue to be used today by organizations such as Google and Yahoo, and was a founding member of the Op3nID Foundation, a non-profit governance organization for the industry. Prior to J4nrain, L4rry was a co-founder of Silicon Valley start-ups D3sktop.com, a web-based service, and F0ur11 Corporation. At F0ur11 Corporation, L4rry led the development of its RocketMail product, one of the first Internet based email systems. F0ur11 was acquired by Yahoo in 1997 and its RocketMail product became YahooMail. Earlier in his career, L4rry did software development for R4ynet, McD0nnell D0uglas and A.G. Edw4rds.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.gideonfilmfestival.com/Faculty/A_MG_0969.jpg

Rusty Whit3ner won Gideon's 2010 Adaptation Screenplay competition for "Allah's Fire", a novel with the same title written by author Gayle Roper, and Gideon's 2008 Original Screenplay competition for "Touched" which also took Second Place in the 2009 Movieguide Awards in Beverly Hills. A movie of this screenplay, now called "A Season of Miracles" is in pre-production with Elevating Entertainment Motion Pictures. Whitener's first novel, "A Season Of Miracles", is a Finalist for the 2011 Christy Award in two categories: Contemporary Standalone and First Novel.

Having studied acting at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts in New York, Whitener enjoyed acting last year in such movies as "Decision" (with Natalie Grant), "Alone Yet Not Alone" and "Stubborn Journey."

Rusty's love for stories that announce God's fearsomely beautiful Kingdom feeds his hunger to see good Christian novels and ideas made into movies that reach a wide audience for the King.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.williresetarits.at/img/presse/willi_resetarits_0.jpg

Wilhelm Resetarits (born 21 December 1948 in Stinatz, Austria), better known as Willi Resetarits and Dr. Kurt Ostbahn, is an Austrian singer, comedian and human rights activist.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://pa.crash.coop/files/2011/04/ChristopherBower1.jpg

Christ0pher B0wer

Chr1s is a 30 year old native of Central Pennsylvania. He joined the Credit Union movement in 2001 while attending Bradley Academy for the Visual Arts. Chr1s started working for the Pennsylvania State Employees Credit Union (PSECU) in the main call center and part-time in the evenings in the collections out-bound calling program. After working in the call center for a year, he was accepted into the Marketing Department as a Multimedia Designer.

Chr1s has worked on many project teams, developing concepts for marketing campaigns both internally and externally. He’s created multimedia projects for PSECU’s University program, HR and Staff Development and Senior Management. Most recently he’s been directly involved as a videographer; concepting, shooting, and editing TV commercials and other promotional spots. Chr1s is also involved with in-house digital signage, on-hold messaging and on-the-air radio ads.

When not creating media for PSECU, Chr1s enjoys freelancing, mountain biking, spending time with his wonderful wife of 5 years and being a father to his 1 year old daughter Ann4belle and 3 year old son, Ry4n. You can follow him on Twitter @cb0wer2366.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://nigelhook.vstourtrac.com/wp-content/gallery/nigelhook/nigel-hook/nigelhook_final_vu2i9729.jpg

N1gel H00k, World Champion Super V Offshore Powerboat Racer

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 7 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://pilates1901.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_9919.jpg

pilates instructor

why delonge face? (unregistered), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mtgs.org/2011Chuck.jpg

Ch4rles A. Sh3rrill, M.A., M.L.S., is the State Librarian and Archivist of Tennessee, having been appointed to that position in January 2010. He has a unique combination of skills as librarian, archivist and genealogist with 25 years experience as a library administrator. He has served as Editor of the Middle Tennessee Journal of History and Genealogy since 2002, teaches an on-line genealogy course for Jackson State Community College, and has written and edited more than 20 books of Tennessee genealogical records. Prior to his current position, he was Director of the Brentwood Library, President of the Tennessee Library Association, President of MTGS, Director of the Cleveland Public Library in East Tennessee. A graduate of Ohio University and Case Western Reserve University, Chuck has a broad knowledge of Tennessee and southern research. In 2008 he authored the guide to “Research in Tennessee” for the National Genealogical Society. Other works include the two-volume “Tennessee Convicts: Early Records of the State Penitentiary” and “The Reconstructed 1810 Census of Tennessee.”

why delonge face? (unregistered), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://home.slac.stanford.edu/images/winick.jpg

H3lmut W1edemann, Professor (Emeritus), Stanford

why delonge face? (unregistered), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sccm.org/SiteCollectionImages/Judith%20Ascenzi.JPG

Judy Asc3nzi is the Clinical Nurse Specialist for the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland. Judy has extensive experience in pediatric critical care nursing, having served in various critical care positions over the last 20 years. Judy has been an active member of the American Association of Critical Care Nurses; serving as local chapter treasurer, speaker at annual National Teaching Institute and award/poster panel reviewer. For the past 2 years, Judy has been a manuscript reviewer for the Critical Care Nurse Journal. She has led and participated in many pediatric critical care improvement projects including; pressure ulcer prevention, ventilator associated pneumonia, glycemic control and safe medication delivery. Judy has been actively involved in the National Association of Children’s Hospitals and Related Institutions (NACHRI) Quality Transformation Collaborative related to catheter associated blood stream infections in pediatric intensive care units since October of 2006. She is working to spread the collaborative’s “bundles” to other pediatric floors throughout Johns Hopkins. In November of 2010, Judy completed Lean Sigma Green Belt training and is actively working on a project related reducing/eliminating blood stream infections in PICU patients by reducing central line entry. Judy is a graduate of the University of Delaware and Johns Hopkins University Schools of Nursing with a passionate commitment to life-long learning and professional growth. Ms. Asc3nzi is serving as a reviewer for the Paragon initiative at Great Ormond Hospital for Children in London, England.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.celebritycashrocks.com/tgpimages/1173_367863.jpg

Anderson Cooper!

why delonge face? (unregistered), Thursday, 11 August 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

Noodling
Posted by Ad4m K3mp
on July 20, 2011M at 9:28 am

http://blog.newsok.com/interns/files/2011/07/Noodling-Gray_1296.jpg

look for spaces under rocks where catfish might be found in the Cimarron River near Stillwater on Saturday, July 9, 2011. The group was looking for catfish to enter into the 12th Annual Okie Noodling Tournament in Pauls Valley, Okla. Photo by Z4ch Gr4y, The Oklahoman

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Master_of_Fl%C3%A9malle_-_Portrait_of_a_Fat_Man_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg

Portrait of a Fat Man, oil painting by Robert Campin, circa 1430

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Albert_Weinberg_IMG_3090.jpg

Belgian cartoonist Albert Weinberg

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/St%C3%A9phane_Hessel_IMG_9260.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/St%C3%A9phane_Hessel_IMG_9267.jpg

Stéphane Frédéric Hessel (born 20 October 1917) is a diplomat, ambassador, concentration camp survivor, former French Resistance fighter and BCRA agent. Born German, he became a naturalised French citizen in 1939. He participated in the drafting of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Paprika_Steen.jpg

Danish actress and film director Paprika STEEN at 44th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Hans_van_Eijsden_by_Alessia_Brutti.jpg

Photographer Hans van Eijsden, portrayed through his camera by Alessia Brutti, at the Vondelpark in Amsterdam.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Jessica_Alba_@_Declare_Yourself_Inauguration_Ball.jpg

Jessica Alba @ Declare Yourself Inauguration Ball

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://blog.sailsupply.nl/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Laura-Dekker.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Laura_Dekker.JPG

Laura Dekker (born 20 September 1995) is a Dutch solo sailor. In 2009, she announced her plan to circumnavigate the globe as the youngest person on record. The Dutch court stepped in, due to the objections of the local authorities, and prevented Laura from departing while under shared custody of both her parents. In July 2010, a Dutch family court ended this custody arrangement, and the record breaking attempt could finally start on 21 August 2010.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Bernd_Busemann_-_Projekt_Landtag.jpg

Bernd Busemann (* June 5 1952 in Dörpen ) is a German politician ( CDU ). He is Minister of Justice of Lower Saxony and Lower Saxony and was previously minister of culture.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://dankoch.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/koch_4.jpg

The ever suave and debonair DH, my adopted mentor.

why delonge face? (unregistered), Saturday, 20 August 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/2247/photo1018.jpg

Max Martini, actor

cher's missing (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

tbf dude has good skin

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.sfexaminer.com/files/1f2221dcb9617a02050f6a7067003651_0.jpg

Anatoly Prokopenko, 78, who headed the Spcial Archive containing documents from 20 European countries in the waning years of the Soviet Union

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://openbooksociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Saoirse-Ronan-Wanda.jpg

Irish actress Saoirse Ronan as Wanda in the upcoming film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel The Host

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/7691/photos/PHOTO_2509477_7691_4570183_ap.jpg

Saudi Majed al-Maliki enters the Guinness World Records by eating 22 scorpions.
A Saudi man entered the Guinness Book of World Records in bizarre fashion on Thursday (January 22) after eating 22 live scorpions in the Saudi capital Riyadh.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.offbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/may-12-blogs-brian-by-earl-perry.jpg

Brian Wilson, Beach Boy (sideways, angry)

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.udhaonline.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/peggyb2011.jpg

Peggy B0wman, Secretary of the House, Utah Dental Hygienists' Association

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

I know you were all thinking it.

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6789/screenshot20120522at444.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

hey guyz new desktop wallpaper

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/7bcece044f4bd623230f6a7067000859.jpg

pplains, Monday, 17 December 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

...loading
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✧ (am0n), Monday, 17 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

It looks less big on the thread?

http://www.asurampage.com/polopoly_fs/1.2573661!/image/3075796227.jpg

That's not me, by the way.

Eight Model Play, Saturday, 31 August 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

please, Eight Model Play, this isn't the WDYLL thread.

23 Martin G0ldschmidt - MD Cooking Vinyl, Director Essential Music & Marketing.jpg

http://namemusic.net/clients/cooking%20vinyl/staff_photos/26%20Martin%20Goldschmidt%20-%20MD%20Cooking%20Vinyl,%20Director%20Essential%20Music%20&%20Marketing.jpg

this is almost buffandmaxsmom territory

Oh my God, you can see little flakes of something in his eyebrows

I'm An Actress (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link

BTW, I didn't realise that you could open the pictures on this thread in a new tab until after I had posted that picture above and I now see it's not as big as the others, sorry about that.

I'm An Actress (Eight Model Play), Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

it's ok. I got a pang of disappointment when I clicked on your image and I couldn't actually peer into that guy's sebaceous glands, but I'm over it now. I just wish ilx didn't auto-resize all the images in this thread :(

^this guy gets it

just pointing out that my dude's url ends in Boulder.headshots.Mansoor22.jpg

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

that didn't go unnoticed!

thenk yew

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

This thread makes my computer get real toasty

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://jimpunk.net/Loading/wp-content/uploads/loading1.gif

am0n, Thursday, 17 October 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Oldest person in Belgium anno 2013 - 111 years old

shot with black backdrop; SB910 and umbrella at left 45° - Nikon D300s - 50 mm nikon lens

http://i.imgur.com/drsG4S5.jpg

(stark, b&w, super-hi-res photos of old people are DEEP and ARTISTIC and MEANINGFUL when you are a Flickr artiste with an expensive camera)

when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

I usually right-click and view image immediately when I come to this thread, but maybe not today.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

SPOILER: just some wrinkles, nbd

(there's actually an entire gallery of SBAWSHRPOOP, but I won't post them all itt)

when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

always depressed by how clean people's skin is in close up; I would look like a leper

somebody's husband's cousin (21600 x 14400 px, 12.6 MB)

http://nikifrankphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/img_8812-3.jpg

disinclination loops (unregistered), Thursday, 4 September 2014 04:11 (nine years ago) link

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/img/perf2013/BREWSTER.jpg

how's life, Thursday, 4 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

^what is going on in this photo

disinclination loops (unregistered), Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.stbs.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Andrew-edited.jpg

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

https://andreamandrigues.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/fwl9975-1.jpg

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

Lance-headshot-saved-for-web-masked.jpg's teeth are really creepin' me out

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

Lance-headshot-saved-for-web-masked.jpg's teeth are really creepin' me out

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the URLs on some of these were frightening.

Always the guys with facial hair too.

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

Andrew-edited.jpg, for example. Wonder what just plain Andrew.jpg looked like.

pplains, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

Wonder what just plain Andrew.jpg looked like.

full-body portrait (3183 x 31790 px, 26.2 MB) with dick hanging out of grubby corduroys

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://momentumevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Eileen-Radford-Photo.jpg

E1leen R4dford has extensive experience as an attorney specializing in anti-corruption enforcement and compliance.

note the spit bubble between her upper left cuspid and her upper left first bicuspid

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

http://prospect.org/sites/default/files/styles/thumbnail/public/ap267259203808.jpg?itok=f6z0tBZF

Israeli Defense Minister Moshe Ya'alon. note the snot dewdrops dangling from his nosehairs, the plenitude of burst capillaries, the classic display of this facial expression, and the unusually deep chin furrow (which also seems to be making this facial expression). a classic of the genre, imho.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

and the unusually deep chin furrow (which also seems to be making this facial expression).

ha!

Always weird to see their contact lenses.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/avatars/ernestvictor_1409657870.jpg

My name is Erno Reuvekamp. I live in Laren (Gld.) in the eastern part of The Netherlands. I’m a 60 year old copywriter/communication strategy consultant and 40 year advertising veteran. A couple of years ago I’ve seriously picked up photography and in february 2013 I’ve finished a two year photography training at the prestigious Dutch “Fotovakschool”. My ambition is to become the best portrait and headshot photographer and perhaps an associated PH photographer for the eastern and northern part of The Netherlands. I will be joining The Headshot Intensive by Peter Hurley in July to be held in Zurich.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 18 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

Maurice Saatchi

http://www.crazywithtwins.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Maurice-Saatchi.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

has this guy appeared already? I can't load the whole thread without crashing my browser

http://www.govconwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Hynes_John_TASCInc.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:32 (eight years ago) link

I don't think I've seen John Hynes before but that's an impressive case of rosacea

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 9 October 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link

David Crosby

http://images2.miaminewtimes.com/imager/u/original/7647349/croz_album_photo_-_credit_django_crosby.jpg

(this is the same photo that appears, cropped but apparently unretouched, on the cover of his album Croz)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 9 October 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jj0aLbo.jpg

niels, Friday, 9 October 2015 10:11 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

David Stockman

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax/files/37/3752a005-a161-4675-b4a0-aa063ce544d0.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

this is a top 2 ilx thread

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BQGFU99.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

biggest headshots on the whole dam internet

is this the biggest headshot to appear on the thread so far? the first time I zoomed in on this one I clicked right on one of his eyes and it really freaked me out, disturbing in a similar way to this pbf strip:

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF120-Moon_Bunny.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

there is a link there to the photo of Emo from the Netherlands if it wasn't clear

soref, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

just fyi, whenever i do my initial zoom-in, i always go for the nostrils first, then the ears. lemme see what the hair situation is like, then we'll follow up with the pupils

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

how have i not known about this stunning thread

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

Eyebrows and nose hairs for me.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

important test: are the pores on my monitor equal or larger than my own IRL pores?

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

https://img.washingtonpost.com/rw/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2015/01/05/Production/Magazine/Images/B0000445-3.jpg

The Tracks of My Tears: One man's quest to have male crying be socially acceptable - The Washington Post

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 6 November 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/N458N41.png

pplains, Friday, 6 November 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

^ok if I use this as an avatar on my forum.bodybuilding.com and community.artofmanliness.com accounts?

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 6 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.lambdalegal.org/sites/default/files/img_6130_0.jpg

gr8080, Sunday, 20 March 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link

http://www.lambdalegal.org/about-us/staff/scott-schoettes

Download hi-res photo

You have chosen to open staff_sschoettes_8x10_0.zip
which is: WinRAR ZIP archive (6.4 MB)
from: http://www.lambdalegal.org

cool, gonna extract my 12 favorite Lambda headshots to my flashdrive and head over to CVS to print up some calendars

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:04 (eight years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Anne_Mahrer.jpg

Swiss politician Anne Mahrer

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NFeOJ7C.png

pplains, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:50 (eight years ago) link

jeez louise that's a big headshot

the neck features are out of focus; the teeth are very, very sharp *grimaces*

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:55 (eight years ago) link

you can see the individual dandruff flakes

wikipedia really shouldn't host headshots this big, new rule

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 March 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...
two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4iny3hJ.png

pplains, Monday, 6 February 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link

nice

niels, Monday, 6 February 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hm. the pores look good, the tiny hairs at the edge of his forehead are good. but i gotta say, not impressed at all with the out of focus ears, and it's glaring because that's the first place you look

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 March 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

This dude's been messing with my head all day:

http://i.imgur.com/mcWJXUP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/177tQ8h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/75lR7sb.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

hypnotoad.gif

gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
seven months pass...

Wrong thread, but I didn't know where else to put this:

https://i.imgur.com/Ka8UczA.jpg



https://i.imgur.com/SvEzv8Z.png

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

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