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new thread to discuss Hoffman wins, Gimenez RBIs and bush party installations

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 18:06 (three months ago)

Another thought on the ASB system: Cavan Biggio, your moment has arrived.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 18:43 (three months ago)

where's he at now?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 19:51 (three months ago)

Gausman: K's for everyone, setting records!

Cease: hold my beer

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 28 March 2026 20:17 (three months ago)

Dylan Cease is something else today: 11 strikeouts through 5, working on seven straight.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 20:18 (three months ago)

Fluharty getting hit with two line drives in a row - yikes

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 21:07 (three months ago)

To what extent does your life revolve around Alejandro Kirk!

hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:17 (three months ago)

(I’m watching A’s-Jays and that Kirk nuke in the 9th was incredible)

hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:17 (three months ago)

My dad--I mean ME--turned the game off and missed all that...I'm back, though!

clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:40 (three months ago)

I didn't deserve that.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:51 (three months ago)

I also tuned out after the Langeliers GS ... came back for the 10th!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:51 (three months ago)

Think Clement got a missed call on that checked swing.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 March 2026 22:53 (three months ago)

Ya he def went around imho. Anyways… what a game! Cease, Kirk, other new guy, Ernie!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 28 March 2026 23:00 (three months ago)

bump

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 14:19 (three months ago)

Looking for another walk-off win here.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 19:56 (three months ago)

i will take a scoreless save from Hoffman. Lauer looked amazing and loved seeing Sanchez and Okamoto get their first homers for us too.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:03 (three months ago)

they set a record for most (pitching) Ks in an opening series too (49 by my count)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:04 (three months ago)

My needs-context joke worked...Jays pitchers struck out 50 (!) in their first three games, a franchise record (one extra-inning game in there). I've got to wonder if that isn't an MLB record--to open the season, obviously, but over any three-game stretch?

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:06 (three months ago)

Sorry, was typing...I got 50, I don't know.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:07 (three months ago)

First 3-0 start since 1996!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 29 March 2026 20:32 (three months ago)

Not to worry, but a 77-85 team...Looking back at them, I was surprised to find out that Hentgen's Cy Young year (I remembered that, of course) was close to 9.0 WAR on B-Ref.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:33 (three months ago)

Looking at old Jays teams on B-R, I noticed that after the win today, the Jays are exactly at .500 all-time following the win today (3857-3857).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:38 (three months ago)

Looking at that '96 Cy, pretty sure there are still Yankee fans convinced that Pettitte should have won. I recall that it was considered a toss-up at the time because of W-L records: yeah, maybe Hentgen pitched a little better, but 21-8 vs. 20-10, award should go to Pettitte.

Hentgen pitched a lot better. (I was arguing for him at the time--no WAR then, just looking at all the old-school stuff--and trying to tell people it wasn't just because he was a Jay.) Forty more innings, 10 CG vs. 2, more than half-a-run edge in ERA, better WHIP. Pettitte had a better K/BB rate.

Hentgen won 110-104 (16 firsts to 11, though).

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 21:52 (three months ago)

Re strikeout record for any three-game stretch: the Astros struck out 52 in 2016:

https://www.mlb.com/news/astros-mlb-record-52-strikeouts-in-3-game-set-c180433878

But 50 is an opening-the-season record, yes.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:29 (three months ago)

Bo is off to a brutal start (1-14)...he's always been streaky; Jays fans a little more patient than in NY, I'm sure, but not all that patient.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 March 2026 22:36 (three months ago)

Saw him getting boo’d. Not exactly the best start

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 March 2026 00:33 (three months ago)

Whatever just happened to Cody Ponce there, did not look good at all

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 March 2026 23:50 (three months ago)

Not home, but just read that:

https://www.mlb.com/news/cody-ponce-injured-in-blue-jays-debut

Yuck. Why you load up on seven or eight starters.

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 00:27 (three months ago)

Yeah, I'm expecting the worst here.

Five runs in two innings for Heineman. Still a better ERA than his twelve runs in 3.1 innings last year.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 08:30 (three months ago)

As expected, not great: "Blue Jays are 'holding onto' hope of a return this season."

https://www.mlb.com/news/cody-ponce-acl-sprain

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 March 2026 21:00 (three months ago)

Hope springs eternal: six very strong innings from Max tonight, his 298th career QS. It's a stat that's barely ever mentioned anymore, but I got curious:

https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/who-has-the-most-quality-starts

Assuming Verlander falls short of 300 wins, I think 300 QS will be more or less as unlikely as 300 wins. So two more, and maybe Max will be the last.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:01 (three months ago)

I was kind of hoping the Gatorade dump would be on Max tonight, but I guess that's something that just doesn't happen.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:06 (three months ago)

Hardly ever happens to a SP. who got it (my computer died)?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:29 (three months ago)

Jesus (many jokes in the offing here).

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:34 (three months ago)

i would be very afraid of pouring gatorade on max scherzer

brimstead, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 02:46 (three months ago)

I know--that's exactly what I was hoping for...Had this vision of Vlad doing his thing, then making a mad dash for the clubhouse.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 April 2026 03:25 (three months ago)

How's that for a nightmarish loss? Up 3-2 in the 10th, two outs from a win. Next guy strikes out, but Kirk is injured from a foul tip during the AB. So two out, runner on third, Heineman in the game. Next guy drops down a surprise bunt, Heineman throws it away. (Would Kirk have made the out? Have to look at it again--maybe he would have at least held on to the ball.) 3-3 now, next guy doubles him home.

clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:11 (three months ago)

Looking at the replay, Kirk would have had the good sense to hold on to the ball.

clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:13 (three months ago)

On top of which, as the post-game commentators just pointed out, the idea that you're going to come off the bench and instantaneously pull off this incredibly difficult throw is wishful thinking. I realize it was a great bunt and a bang-bang play, but Heineman's supposed to think of the possibilities ahead of time. Guy bunts, no play, hang on to the ball.

clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:22 (three months ago)

It wasn't that hard of a play, Heineman should have thrown him out to end the game, he just blew it.

Three out of four games dropped to two of the worst teams in MLB, Ponce injured, Kirk may be injured, the vibes are bad after that 3-0 start.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 3 April 2026 21:30 (three months ago)

Looked at it again...I think it's a more difficult play than that because he picks up the ball facing the other way and had to wheel around. I don't know--it he'd made it, I would have been impressed, especially having just gotten into the game.

clemenza, Friday, 3 April 2026 22:19 (three months ago)

He should have held into it imho- play was going to be close and looked like it *could* roll foul. Runner wasn’t going to score on the play - they would have just had to get the next guy out.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 April 2026 23:32 (three months ago)

Kirk out for probably close to two months. Ugh

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 16:06 (three months ago)

Heinemen's adequate, but what do they do? I guess they're long past the point of giving Varsho some games there...Anyone at Triple A? Trade for a stopgap?

clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:18 (three months ago)

For a second, I forget about Tyler Heineman's controlled demolition thing.

clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:49 (three months ago)

He had a pretty bad day today

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:17 (three months ago)

I've been watching baseball long enough, that I'm sure I've seen many errors uglier than his rundown-toss to third today. Nothing immediately comes to mind, though.

clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:19 (three months ago)

They traded for Brandon Valenzuela in the offseason, who looks like he could maybe be a slightly better option than Tyler?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:19 (three months ago)

He sure did look demoralized in the dugout.

clemenza, Saturday, 4 April 2026 22:27 (three months ago)

Apparently he was inconsolable after the game.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 April 2026 23:06 (three months ago)

Gettin' ugly.

clemenza, Monday, 6 April 2026 00:31 (three months ago)

Little sent down. Addition by subtraction.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 6 April 2026 05:57 (three months ago)

and now Scherzer is out after 2. some weird curse going on with this team right now

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 April 2026 23:54 (three months ago)

Had two Zooms tonight, so--combined with the nightmarish weekend--I happily did not see a single second of that. Can't imagine how someone who shelled out big money for tickets is feeling.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 03:37 (three months ago)

How fucking embarrassing was that. 14-2???

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 05:29 (three months ago)

glad i shut it off when it was 5-1

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 14:23 (three months ago)

Passing the time.

https://i.postimg.cc/t4LqNfvg/kirk.jpg

No idea what a Telegram account is, but it sounds very au courant. Hope it's not a money-making thing.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 21:03 (three months ago)

i've noticed what absolutely has to be fake blue jays facebook accounts, liking and sometimes commenting on random stories/comments etc since the WS.
"i'm active and ready to connect" does not sound like anything a ball player would be interested in doing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:06 (three months ago)

Thankfully, I'm not interested enough to act on something I'm dumb enough to believe...

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 April 2026 22:27 (three months ago)

Jeff Hoffman coming in for the 9th to protect a 4-3 lead vs the Dodgers. What could go wrong?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:52 (three months ago)

Watching in a pub...if they blow this, they'll officially be in train-wreck territory.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 21:57 (three months ago)

ahhhhh nuts

H.P, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 22:02 (three months ago)

Did I expect Hoffman to throw that squibbler into right field? Never even crossed my mind.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 22:03 (three months ago)

I regret shutting off that game - but very understandable decision

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 April 2026 16:34 (three months ago)

Return of two disturbing hallmarks from the 2022-24 teams, even yesterday: leaving men on base and running into outs on the basepaths.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 April 2026 17:16 (three months ago)

Conceding their injury situation, the price tag, etc., etc., I'm hard-pressed to see what the Jays are looking to get out of Patrick Corbin. His last few seasons are abysmal.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 April 2026 02:52 (three months ago)

They got 4 lousy innings out of him today!

Good news, aside from the win and my new bobblehead, is that they executed both a hit and run AND a sac bunt today without turning it into a disaster!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 April 2026 04:28 (three months ago)

Corbin seems like the very definition to me of how the whole concept of "replacement-level" came about: in James's original formulation, the misguided idea teams clung to that there was something magical about someone with major-league experience, even with the very worst players, and that it was better to stick with them than go down into Triple-A and bring someone up who could do the job just as well (or, in their case, just as barely-adequately). I know that things are more complicated now with free-agency/service-time factored in.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 April 2026 15:39 (three months ago)

Oh super. Springer is hurt now.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 April 2026 20:57 (three months ago)

Is that it for Max? He said he'd walk away when he knew. 8 runs, 2 HR in 2.1 innings today.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 April 2026 19:10 (three months ago)

Can’t do much when you run into the juggernaut that is the white Sox

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 April 2026 00:04 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMd1zzPk1eg

great jomboy on the gausman balk

francisF, Monday, 13 April 2026 00:07 (three months ago)

So now we have Lenyn to go along with Jesus. We need to go get Darwin or Freud next.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 April 2026 01:14 (three months ago)

Hoffman has the stuff to be a closer. He just doesn't have the mindset...I always think back to Dan Plesac talking about him last year, how, after a rough night, a guy got a hit and he saw Hoffman's shoulders visibly slump, like "Here we go again." Very human. But death for a closer.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 April 2026 02:44 (three months ago)

Wondering how soon until Varland starts getting 9th opportunities

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 04:04 (three months ago)

Third part of my study (I hope that sounds as lofty as I want it to) on the likelihood of anyone matching the Garvey/Lopes/Russell/Cey infield streak--this part focuses on the history of the Jays.

https://phildellio.blogspot.com/2026/04/we-do-this-every-day-part-3.html

clemenza, Friday, 17 April 2026 17:39 (three months ago)

Within shouting range of the worst record in baseball; losing 5-2 tonight after another ugly error. Varsho may be hurt. Okamoto's going to be under the microscope soon, if he isn't already (.191, .561 OPS).

clemenza, Saturday, 18 April 2026 03:46 (three months ago)

Wandered over for a look when I saw the score was 2-2. Quite something to witness: it took Hoffman about one minute to load the bases (admittedly, starting with a cheap hit), followed by a Corbin Carroll grand slam. Joe Siddall says the Jays need to figure this out, because "they can't win without Hoffman." That thinking is so bizarre; shared by the manager, unfortunately.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 02:32 (three months ago)

I’m glad my kids went off to bed before that disaster unfolded. I knew too. The second his ass was out there in the 8th for a tie game that it was over

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 April 2026 03:38 (three months ago)

Word is that they're sticking with Hoffman. You could argue that the first hit was bad luck, and the second hit was a bit of a fluke through a partially drawn in infield that was expecting a bunt. But the four pitch walk was inexcusable, and he missed his spot on the GS by two feet (Heineman called for it up and away, and Hoffman threw it right down the middle). That's not bad luck, that's a pitcher that has completely lost his command.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 19 April 2026 14:47 (three months ago)

He falls apart with runners on base--starts falling behind, walks guys, then grooves one. I wish someone would hand Schneider a list of teams in the past 50 years who changed closers midstream and made out just fine. Of course, maybe that decision isn't his.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 15:15 (three months ago)

Hey, here's an example: the Blue Jays' big off-season acquisition after the '84 season was Bill Caudill, who was going to fix all our closer problems. He was coming off 36 saves (2.71 ERA) in Oakland. He piddled along for the first four months of '85, with 13 saves and an ERA over 4.00. New guy Tom Henke saved his first game of the season on Aug. 1, and that was that--Henke became closer, Caudill faded into the background. If you're not obsessed with the money you've already wasted, it's not that difficult.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:34 (three months ago)

(Meaning it's not that difficult to pull the plug; lucking out with a Henke, that's not easy. But you keep trying till you find someone better. And with Hoffman, that's not difficult at all.)

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:40 (three months ago)

Hoffman is needed because his stuff is pretty untouchable when he's on. Obviously he can't get strikeouts when he's wingin it a meter wide. they need to fix his sh**, because he isn't going anywhere. Varland needs to be available to come in as a high leverage sniper, not be locked in as closer, imo. I really like that Henke example. We don't have a Henke, though I'd settle for a Yimi right about now

francisF, Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:19 (three months ago)

Just got home from a movie...Wow: the Arizona pitcher gave up 8 runs in a third of an inning. That'd be 216.00 ERA for the day.

Maybe they can get a low-leverage inning in for you-know-who today.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:54 (three months ago)

we should have Jeff checked for vertigo

francisF, Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:49 (three months ago)

Hoffman has a different condition: dizziness from looking up.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2026 22:53 (three months ago)

Silver Linings Playbook...Louis Varland:

12.1 IP, 8 hits, 3 walks, 19 K, 0.00. Not our closer, though--we've got another looking after that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 19:15 (three months ago)

I had 30+ IP in mind for Mason Miller, confusing his IP for this year with his scoreless streak. So Varland's actually almost dead-even with him in WAR: 0.8 for Miller, 0.7 for Varland. Miller's ahead in saves 8-0 because, well, we've got another guy looking after that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 April 2026 22:12 (three months ago)

Trainwreck comin' round the bend.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 03:58 (three months ago)

The ump could do us a big favour by ejecting Hoffman.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 03:59 (three months ago)

Has to be performance art

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:00 (three months ago)

If he did, I'm convinced the Angels would be the first time ever to challenge an opposition ejection.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:00 (three months ago)

If Schneider lets Hoffman face the next batter...well, I'm not sure what I'll do.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:02 (three months ago)

Might have caught a break there.

Anyway, even though experience screams "not going to happen," in a sane world tonight would have been the final nail in Hoffman's coffin, the night where Varland became the closer. But it won't. They'll through Hoffman back out there next time, he'll have a good outing, maybe another one, blow the next two, on and on and on.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:09 (three months ago)

through = throw

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:10 (three months ago)

i dont know how you dont make varland the closer now. with the occasional exception for maybe using him in the 8th for the heart of the order and letting Hoff maintain some dignity as a co-closer

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:15 (three months ago)

It's maddening. It's so obvious to anyone not in the dugout.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:21 (three months ago)

1 pitch to put out that dumpster fire was hilarious.

francisF, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 04:34 (three months ago)

After that game, i think the switch to Varland has begun.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 06:26 (three months ago)

Punchline: Hoffman got credited with a hold last night...Found that out from an SI article with a headline that sums everything up nicely: "Blue Jays Have Closer Problem With Solution Already in Bullpen." It's like that Orwell quote: "To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle."

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 April 2026 20:41 (three months ago)

I think they've got a second what-is-in-front-of-one's-nose situation with Max. I was hoping the end would be his call, but they may have to intercede there.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 April 2026 00:27 (two months ago)

Yesavage starts Tuesday night; maybe they'll cut Scherzer loose (although I always thought he was brought back primarily to mentor Yesavage).

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 04:26 (two months ago)

Think Eric Lauer is going to the pen to open a rotation spot. But def think Scherzer might be cooked. Hopefully Biebs or Berrios can come back soon.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 26 April 2026 16:23 (two months ago)

Big mea culpa (to be rescinded at a moment's notice) on Patrick Corbin. He's giving them everything you'd want from a fourth- or fifth-starter.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 19:44 (two months ago)

Hey, I think we have a closer--a real one.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 April 2026 20:37 (two months ago)

Sending Max to the IL.

Meanwhile, I love their new strategy for winning games: 1) get lead; 2) bring in closer to protect lead. I just hope the rest of the league doesn't catch on and try to copy it.

clemenza, Monday, 27 April 2026 20:48 (two months ago)

wtf is the point of video replay when they get these super obvious calls wrong. wtf

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 23:57 (two months ago)

Gotta feel pretty good about Treys return today.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 00:37 (two months ago)

Tennis night, so unfortunately didn't get home till the 8th. Read something that Yesavage didn't have his best stuff? Sure threw up a good pitching line for not having your best stuff...besides how awesome Varland's been, also very encouraged to see Hoffman thriving in his natural role as a set-up guy.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 April 2026 01:42 (two months ago)

I think he looked fine the first few innings, but he def improved and started getting more Ks later on

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 April 2026 02:32 (two months ago)

Unbelievable--it's Yogi Berra all over again.

https://www.mlb.com/news/george-springer-exits-game-after-hit-by-pitch

clemenza, Saturday, 2 May 2026 19:52 (two months ago)

Also unbelievable: eight Jays go the plate in the 8th inning, 8 runs.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 May 2026 20:26 (two months ago)

11 guys came up!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 May 2026 00:34 (two months ago)

No, 10.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 May 2026 00:35 (two months ago)

The first 8 scored without an out being made.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 May 2026 00:40 (two months ago)

Must have been 11 total.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 May 2026 00:41 (two months ago)

Ya. It was 8 runs and then three quick outs

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 May 2026 01:39 (two months ago)

I assume you guys have seen this clip of Shapiro talking about being happy to be a Canadian citizen now? 11.55 on but the whole interview is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l61NoDrmLoE

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 17:31 (two months ago)

was not aware! and i do love me some Steve Paikin

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 20:20 (two months ago)

@ 22:10 – this is why i love Steve Paikin

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 20:58 (two months ago)

Will watch...of possible interest to gyac: Paikin is the one guy in a thousand who was 100% cleared of an accusation made against him a few years ago (by a mayoral candidate).

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/tvo-host-steve-paikin-cleared-by-investigator-after-sexual-harassment-accusations-1.4638371

I remember sitting behind him at a movie a year or two later.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 21:49 (two months ago)

Barger's back today, so they sent Piñango back to Buffalo...I don't know; cutting him (.423) and keeping Davis Schneider (.127) while the team struggles mightily to score runs is at least questionable. I know Schneider offers more flexibility, that he started slow last year, too, and that the league hasn't caught up with Piñango yet (26 AB). But this offense is anemic right now.

clemenza, Saturday, 9 May 2026 19:25 (two months ago)

Righty/lefty thing, as explained by Schulman; explanation made sense.

clemenza, Saturday, 9 May 2026 19:39 (two months ago)

Incredible, Clemente/Barfield-level throw from Barger today.

https://www.mlb.com/news/addison-barger-101-mph-throw-outfield-assist

clemenza, Saturday, 9 May 2026 21:40 (two months ago)

And that’s why he lasted exactly one day off the IL

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 11 May 2026 19:23 (two months ago)

After a two-year break, I'm back to being in hateful awe of the Rays. Their payroll is $87M, 28th in baseball. They're 27-13, and they again own the Jays.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 14:02 (two months ago)

ya, seems we're back to this again after getting a break last season

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:45 (two months ago)

Didn't bother tuning in until Okamoto in the 10th--probably doesn't mean anything, but great to see anyway. Knew it off the bat.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 May 2026 02:12 (two months ago)

Never would have guessd: first walk-off grand slam in Jays history.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 May 2026 02:21 (two months ago)

That's not correct. Steve Pearce hit two in one week in 2017!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 14 May 2026 08:42 (two months ago)

Found a reddit thread that claims this was the fifth in club history. Varsho, Pearce (twice), Gregg Zaun(!), and George Bell.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 14 May 2026 08:44 (two months ago)

Someone said it on the broadcast last night--evidently incorrect.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 May 2026 11:10 (two months ago)

The Dodgers are signing Lauer?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 18 May 2026 15:09 (two months ago)

Hmm that happened yesterday. Just saw the news now.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 18 May 2026 15:10 (two months ago)

Traded for bag of balls apparently

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 May 2026 23:35 (two months ago)

This is so painful to watch. I'm invested in two games already (probably around $400), there'll probably be a third, and I think that's going to be it.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 02:12 (two months ago)

Context...two nights in a row they blow a lead (last night they were up 3-0 with Cease pitching), mount a comeback in the ninth, then end the game with a feckless ground ball. It's going to be a long season of watching them plod along, occasionally move to within two or three games of a WC (because of league-wide mediocrity), then immediately fall back again.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 16:14 (two months ago)

They were talking about something on the Fan this morning that I was going to post about last night but stopped myself: Vlad's SF in the 7th inning. "You're too critical of Vlad"--he got the run in, so I didn't.

I also found it an alarming AB, though. Bases loaded, one out, Jays have just gone up 1-0. You're looking for Vlad to really drive the ball, to wait for the fat strike that should be coming at some point. I don't think I've ever seen a more defensive AB from a hitter who's supposed to be one of baseball's best. It was like he was so fearful of hitting into a DP, he just waved the white flag and punched a half-swing flyball to right. (Some context: he's in the middle of one of his epic slumps.)

He got another run in, and maybe he deserves praise for acknowledging the slump and doing what he could. Interested to hear from anyone else who saw it. Again, I (and the radio guys) found it alarming.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2026 15:28 (two months ago)

Vlad is too good to be looking so bad, which leads me to think that he's injured and is trying to play through it.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 21 May 2026 15:48 (two months ago)

You can find it somewhere here:

https://www.mlb.com/gameday/blue-jays-vs-yankees/2026/05/20/823547/final/summary/highlights

It was a good pitch, broke late, so I don't know--maybe I'm making too much out of it. You might have something about playing injured, though.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2026 15:59 (two months ago)

Also: said I was down Sunday, but had the day wrong--I'm there Saturday, so I'll be seeing Skenes.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2026 16:03 (two months ago)

I couldn't figure out how to see how Vlad ranks in Chase %, but Jays look to be ranked only ahead of Colorado, and Vlad is having his worst chase season (last year was his best) of his career. Very often seems completely flummoxed by anything off-speed, and so you see that defensive swing time and again.

francisF, Thursday, 21 May 2026 18:19 (two months ago)

Will be majorly surprised and even more majorly impressed if Hoffman saves this game.

clemenza, Friday, 22 May 2026 01:50 (two months ago)

Oh me of little faith.

clemenza, Friday, 22 May 2026 01:54 (two months ago)

he wouldn't be nearly as frustrating of he wasn't occasionally lights out.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 May 2026 02:15 (two months ago)

Yeah--after the line drive out, the two strikeouts were awesome...any Jays fans find John Schneider's litany of nicknames almost as clunky as Trump's?

clemenza, Friday, 22 May 2026 02:16 (two months ago)

https://www.espn.com/mlb/game/_/gameId/401815437/blue-jays-yankees

Why didn't Miles get credited with the win? The Jays took the lead when the opener was on the mound for 1.1 IP, so he cant get the win, shouldn't it go to the pitcher who pitched best after that?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 22 May 2026 04:42 (two months ago)

Fairly good series, they caught some bad breaks in losing the first two games. The offense is still half asleep but the pitching staff is championship level. They had Judge's number, he struck out seven straight times!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 22 May 2026 05:00 (two months ago)

Great game vs Skenes there.
Was at the game super early yesterday to get the bobblehead and was also a good one.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 May 2026 21:51 (one month ago)

I was there this afternoon--great game. Springer lead-off HR (15 behind Henderson now), jumped all over Skenes, Corbin defying the odds again, the Canadian guy Macko, topped off by Hoffman stiking out the side for the save. Too late or the giveaway, which had something to do with cricket.

clemenza, Sunday, 24 May 2026 00:41 (one month ago)

Vlad and Cease possibly join the injury parade--unbelievable.

clemenza, Sunday, 24 May 2026 19:52 (one month ago)

Sounds like they might be aright

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 24 May 2026 23:45 (one month ago)

Looks that way (will spare you the Sun link):

"By the seventh inning, the panic had mostly subsided. Word from the clubhouse was that Cease was dealing with some mild left-hamstring discomfort.

Guerrero, meanwhile, had a right-elbow contusion, but had already been x-rayed with the x-ray revealing no fracture.

Cease had a date with the MRI machine later Sunday night to determine just how good or how bad things were.

The durable right-hander, who has made at least 31 starts in every season since 2021, told his manager he fully expects to make his next start."

clemenza, Monday, 25 May 2026 03:59 (one month ago)

Patrick Corbin again: 5 IP, 4 H, 1 BB, 4 K, 1 run.

clemenza, Friday, 29 May 2026 01:06 (one month ago)

Louis Varland has now pitched 30 innings and surrendered one run: 0.30 ERA.

clemenza, Friday, 29 May 2026 01:21 (one month ago)

he also has a bWAR of 1.7. that puts him in a tie for 12th with Cease and Fried

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 May 2026 12:50 (one month ago)

Due to come down to earth at some point, but I've gotta believe he's getting close to a cinch for the ASG (100-game mark?).

clemenza, Friday, 29 May 2026 22:33 (one month ago)

.500!! We're officially so-so.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 May 2026 01:44 (one month ago)

They’re one game ahead of the As for the final wild card slot!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 30 May 2026 04:22 (one month ago)

Six of the top seven Jays in bWAR are pitchers.

clemenza, Saturday, 30 May 2026 12:54 (one month ago)

Just checked BRef to see if Myles Straw has a nickname. He does: "Kilometres Straw." That is...perfectly awful. Suggested alternative: "Darryl."

clemenza, Saturday, 30 May 2026 22:38 (one month ago)

it is happening again

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 30 May 2026 22:49 (one month ago)

What a meltdown. Just when you think Hoffman has settled into his role, he craps the bed and you remember why he can't be trusted.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 30 May 2026 22:58 (one month ago)

I'm flabbergasted. Part of me doesn't blame Schneider: bringing Varland in for the 8th against the heart of the order was smart, and at that point, you'd think Hoffman can hold a four-run lead. Part of me does, though--as soon as he hit the batter, get him out of there. (I know; you can't do that, because it's just not done.) But Hoffman simply falls apart as soon as the first baserunner happens.

I'd like to think Schneider won't allow Hoffman to see a ninth inning the rest of the year--today would be almost worth it were that true--but I'm sure we'll relive this a few times yet. In context, one of the five or ten most calamitous regular-season losses in Jays history.

clemenza, Sunday, 31 May 2026 00:40 (one month ago)

Blowing saves is too easy. He’s moved onto blowing bigger leads now

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 31 May 2026 01:22 (one month ago)

If they hadn't talked on the insurance run then Varland comes back out for the ninth? He had only thrown about tem pitches.

No manager in baseball would have pulled Hoffman after the HBP ... but once it was 5-3, there was no justification in leaving him in. But he pitched to two more batters!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 31 May 2026 05:17 (one month ago)

*tacked* on the insurance run

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 31 May 2026 05:18 (one month ago)

Feels important to me that they come back and win today, which would a) close out this 17-game stretch at a very impressive 11-6, and b) shut down the memory of yesterday right away.

clemenza, Sunday, 31 May 2026 12:50 (one month ago)

It's just one game. The Orioles obviously weren't demoralized from the Jays' comeback the day before. Schneider needs to think more carefully about his bullpen usage, Fisher and Fluharty lead the majors with 30 appearances each, Varland, Hoffman and Rogers are right behind them with 28. They'll all be burned out by August. Obviously he's had to lean on the same relievers over and over because of all the injuries but you have to take workload into account, there are still four months to go.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 31 May 2026 14:01 (one month ago)

The Orioles looked demoralized for most of the game yesterday, till the Jays self-immolated. I do believe certain losses can take on added significance, even in the course of a 162-game season. Successful teams always look back on key wins (e.g., Springer's grand slam on Canada Day last year) as inflecton points; it stands to reason that there could be key losses, too (like if they were to lose today and roll that over into a losing streak).

clemenza, Sunday, 31 May 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

Taking a bit of solace from that mini-comeback. But still nursing ominous feelings till their next win.

One of the Jays colour guys cracked me up after the game, talking about the Sanchez injury. Supposedly it was a 13-year-old kid who, in all innocence, was responding to Sanchez waving his glove (as in "throw me the ball"). He pointed out the odds of hitting Sanchez's wrist from the stands, how you could try 20 times and never come close. (Paraphrase) "Either that kid's a prospect with elite command who you might want to pursue, or it's another example of the Jays being cursed this year."

20-1? I'd take those odds and trade Hoffman for him even up.

clemenza, Sunday, 31 May 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBd_WlM3EQ

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 16:10 (one month ago)

Our pitching is so bad that we need a guy who's 0-7 with an ERA north of 7?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 4 June 2026 08:29 (one month ago)

Bring in the gimp

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 June 2026 02:02 (one month ago)

I wasn't watching (following in a pub), but Varland closes the 8th--good that he's in--they score 4 to go up 7-2, and Varland comes back for the ninth... That does seem a little weird to me with seven straight games coming up, but I guess they'd used up enough pitchers by that point.

clemenza, Friday, 5 June 2026 02:49 (one month ago)

He'd come in with two outs in the eighth, getting him warmed up to record only one out would be a bit of a waste (if it wasn't the last out of the game). And he only threw 17 pitches in total.

The team leader in SLG? Ernie Clement, of course! I love Clement, but that sort of encapsulates this team's problems (third last in HR in the AL, last in OPS+).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 5 June 2026 13:25 (one month ago)

I voted Clement for the ASG, and I honestly believe he's the best choice; A.L. second base is not a strong position this season.

clemenza, Friday, 5 June 2026 14:22 (one month ago)

I look forward to being enraged at who the masses vote in instead

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 June 2026 15:58 (one month ago)

At which point name recognition carries the day, so I'd expect either Altuve or Jazz Chisholm or Gleyber Torres. Mind you, Toronto does get out the vote, plus Clement was as visible as could be during last year's WS run, so who knows.

clemenza, Friday, 5 June 2026 16:12 (one month ago)

HR and 3B for Clement today. Even if he doesn't get voted in--and I will boldly predict that, in a weak year, he does--he's gotta be close to a sure-thing as a reserve (leading the league in both doubles and hits).

clemenza, Sunday, 7 June 2026 02:25 (one month ago)

Extremely curious as to whether the Jays will bring Hoffman out for the 8th. (They've come back today from 4-0 to lead 5-4; yesterday Hoffman came in with the Jays leading 6-1 and gave up a 2-run HR.)

clemenza, Sunday, 7 June 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

Thankfully, no--they let Rogers go longer (love watching him pitch) and brought Varland in an out earlier...I've got to believe Valenzuela is here to stay. Honestly, with him being a switch-hitter who, at least this year, hits better from the left side, and Kirk a right-hander, I'd go to almost a straight platoon when Kirk returns. Is that ever done anymore? I can't think of a reason why you wouldn't--plus I'm old enough to remember 1983, and Mulliniks/Iorg and Whitt/Martinez. (I'm not old enough to rmember Casey Stengel, but he seems to have had some success with platooning.)

clemenza, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:05 (one month ago)

Nice comeback, and Ernie Clement schooled me on the "running outside of the baseline rule". That was a 200 IQ play.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 8 June 2026 04:54 (one month ago)

i feel like the rest of baseball/fans are all big mad that he shoulda been out

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 June 2026 13:55 (one month ago)

Listening to Schneider, sounds like pretty much everyone is back within the next week-10 days. Then we can start figuring out if this is a good team.

clemenza, Monday, 8 June 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

i feel like the rest of baseball/fans are all big mad that he shoulda been out

I think they got it right -- the rule says that the runner can establish their own baseline, and can't veer outside that baseline to avoid a tag. Clement changed direction before the ball was fielded, and there was no immediate attempt to tag him. I didn't know the rule as it is written. But I figure that Jomboy or someone will collect a bunch of similar plays from the past few years where the rule was interpreted differently.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 11:17 (one month ago)

i'm sure he wil do everything he can to make the jays look like monsters

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:34 (one month ago)

Vlad vs. Bo:

VG - 274 PA, 38 runs, 14 XBH, 3 HR, 32 BB, 25 RBI, .282/.372/.368, 105 OPS+
BB - 284 PA, 30 runs, 14 XBH, 5 HR, 19 BB, 32 RBI, .234/.285/.330, 75 OPS+

A few more singles, a few more walks, and that's about the difference.

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 21:46 (one month ago)

Yes--George is getting frustrated. (Speaking of which, Springer is periously close to dropping below the Mendoza Line.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 22:41 (one month ago)

Varland gives up his second run...for the win!

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 01:38 (one month ago)

My god this team would be nowhere without Valenzuela this season. What a wild, under the radar grab he was.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 01:51 (one month ago)

His slugging average is creeping near .500...him, Sanchez, and Pinango, three new guys stole the game.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 02:02 (one month ago)

Pinango has also been another pleasant surprise

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 03:27 (one month ago)

Or maybe not… -0.1 WAR so far to go with his 121 OPS+. His glove has not been good - but didn’t realize it was that bad

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 03:31 (one month ago)

BABIP is pretty high too, which could also be factoring in?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 03:33 (one month ago)

McAdoo in three games actually has a higher WAR than Sanchez and Pinango together

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 03:35 (one month ago)

Intuition says there's no room for Pinango once everyone returns, especially in view of his defensive limitations. 97/100 times I'd say "keep the hitter," especially a team that struggles offensively as much as this one, but Straw's glove, flexibility, and baserunning really is important in the late innings.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:35 (one month ago)

Over the last month, Valenzuela's OPS is among the best in baseball. And he can pitch frame!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 16:06 (one month ago)

In 107 regular season inning with the Jays, Max's ERA is now 6.22.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 June 2026 00:45 (one month ago)

Good time to walk away, Max: got your 3,500th strikeout, bad last start (and all other sporting news from yesterday) obliterated by the basketball game. But he won't. A few more moves him into 10th, and Perry, Verlander, and Sutton (7th with 3,574) are all within view. Maybe the team will reluctantly make that decision for him when Bieber gets back.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 June 2026 14:19 (one month ago)

I really hope Kirk's big return last night--3-3, walk, RBI double first time up--sparks them into something resembling a hot streak. Not that the fundamental problem--anemic offense--has been magically solved. The thought of slogging away at near-.500 for the rest of the year, always at the edge of a WC spot, isn't appealing, even if I realize there's a worse option.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 June 2026 16:17 (one month ago)

Stage is set for a PH, bottom-of-the-9th walk-off HR from Vlad...would also accept runs in the bottom of the 8th.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:18 (one month ago)

Maddening beyond words. NY gift-wraps the lead to the Jays by walking the first two batters in the bottom of the 8th. Coming up, Ernie Clement (the guy who's 100% a baseball player, who does all the little things right) and Brandon Valenzuela, the team's rookie sensation and hottest hitter as of late. Clement pops a bunt up, Valenzuela strikes out. NY wants to give them one more chance, though, so they walk Pinango; bases loaded. Charles McAdoo pops up, inning over.

Guessing Schneider might catch hell for not sending up Vlad to hit for McAdoo--irony--but I wouldn't have either. He's sitting out for a reason, and making out in that situation isn't going to get his confidence/head back on track.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 June 2026 21:37 (one month ago)

Was just following on the computer, so I didn't realize Vlad was out for back tightness--second paragraph there moot.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 June 2026 02:09 (one month ago)

Second consecutive NHBM (non-Hoffman bullpen meltdown).

clemenza, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

This game unraveled in a hurry. Why are they still batting Springer leadoff?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:52 (one month ago)

They should probably move Lukes or Clement there, but not sure if they'd be affected by the extra visibility. Slogging away...they need more slug but they've got slog to spare.

clemenza, Sunday, 14 June 2026 20:57 (one month ago)

Max back on the IL. This is starting to mystify me as much as the attachment to Hoffman as closer did.

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 June 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

You may remember a vintage four-game stretch from Max last August: 25 IP, 5 ER, 20 hits, 17 K, 7 BB, 3-1, 1.80 ERA. If you take that away, here's his regular-season line as a Jay: 82 IP, 69 ER, 94 hits, 79 K, 27 BB, 3-8, 7.57 ERA.

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 June 2026 23:01 (one month ago)

i'm not sure what i learn with that. we take away any pitchers hot streak, they look bad.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 18 June 2026 03:05 (one month ago)

For me, that August stretch was a last bit of glory (that and the WS start). If he were 32, I'd agree that your point--which is true--were applicable in this case. At 41, I think the evidence is overwhelming he's finished.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2026 03:12 (one month ago)

What a game. Yesavage was cruising along, gave up HR to the first two batters in the 8th for a tie game. In the ninth, Clement leads off with a piddly little infield hit halfway up the third-base line. Still standing there two outs later, Valenzuela pops up to the catcher--who's completely flummoxed by the wind and lets it drop untouched. Valenzeula somehow hits a triple off the Monster against Chapman, who looks untouchable, for the lead. Fluharty (with no other options) gets the save in five pitches.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2026 20:02 (one month ago)

Check that, Valenzeula's hit was a double.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2026 20:05 (one month ago)

Last thing you want to hear upon tuning into a Jays game you didn't know was almost finished already: "...and a scoreless frame for Straw."

I did learn about this fascinating story, which I'm positive I never knew before: Brian Milner, father of Cubs' pitcher Hoby Milner.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Milner

1) still the youngest Jay ever (18 years, 218 days)
2) career .444 hitter

clemenza, Friday, 19 June 2026 21:38 (one month ago)

Looks like today's game already postponed, likely till another day--massive rainfall all through the afternoon and early evening. Damn.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 June 2026 16:17 (one month ago)

Aug 6 is the make up day

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 21 June 2026 16:47 (one month ago)

Okamoto: headed for 30 HR/90 RBI, both good, but barely league-average as a hitter (102 OPS+). Yesterday's HR was huge.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 June 2026 17:39 (one month ago)

Also--always important--if you shorten Kazuma to Kaz, he has a Mister Dobalina name.

clemenza, Sunday, 21 June 2026 17:41 (one month ago)

Ernie Clement's ASG prospects:

Mind you, Toronto does get out the vote, plus Clement was as visible as could be during last year's WS run, so who knows.
― clemenza, Friday, June 5, 2026 12:12 PM (two weeks ago)

As of today: "The only player besides Ohtani to crack 2 million votes..."

clemenza, Monday, 22 June 2026 19:54 (one month ago)

The elusive mountaintop again beckons: a winning baseball team.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 04:19 (four weeks ago)

i stand very much corrected on who would be leading the vote at 2b (and apparently overall votes too!!!)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 13:27 (four weeks ago)

Lauer pitched six hitless relief innings yesterday for the Dodgers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUJdF-BDrQ

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 June 2026 14:36 (four weeks ago)

the man is only good within a 4 month time-frame of getting dumped by a team.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 15:01 (four weeks ago)

It's too bad they don't play 161 games instead of 162; this team was created to go into the final day of the season 80-80 and lose.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 01:29 (four weeks ago)

How many men LOB today against a starter with the highest qualify ERA in the league? 10? 15?

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 19:22 (four weeks ago)

qualifying...

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 June 2026 19:23 (four weeks ago)

Gausman lit up for second game in a row. And Vlad is two or three games away from having his OPS drop under .700.

clemenza, Friday, 26 June 2026 01:46 (three weeks ago)

the Vlad thing is starting to get concerning.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 26 June 2026 13:44 (three weeks ago)

They devote 15 minutes to it on Blair every day...Starting to wonder what the most anemic season ever is for a hitter of his caliber and his age. The okay BA (under .280 now) provides a tiny bit of camouflage, but not really, not in this day and age--every Jay fan knows how baffling this s.

clemenza, Friday, 26 June 2026 13:57 (three weeks ago)

I believe, as the cliche goes, the league may have caught up to Patrick Corbin.

clemenza, Saturday, 27 June 2026 00:14 (three weeks ago)

Albert Pujols on Vlad's struggles:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=771088519427926

Probably exactly what Vlad needs: another voice in his head.

clemenza, Saturday, 27 June 2026 14:49 (three weeks ago)

Bailed early yesterday, so missed this:

https://i.postimg.cc/sgrCQP1N/jacket.jpg

Can't have a broken team without some controversy. I'm somewhat torn, but definitely leaning in the direction of Kirk's view here.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 June 2026 16:57 (three weeks ago)

1) When Lukes tied the game in the 8th today with a HR, Ben Schulman or the other guy referred to the Jays as the "comeback kids." I'm not sure if coming back every day just close enough to lose by a run or two counts.

2) Vlad watch: 0-4, .268, .697 OPS.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 June 2026 20:29 (three weeks ago)

(Putting him almost dead even with Mark Belanger in 1971: .266/.685.)

clemenza, Sunday, 28 June 2026 20:31 (three weeks ago)

Kirk was absolutely in the right.

Not sure what the make of the Rangers series. They got swept at home by a team that was trailing them in the standings and has now passed them. That's bad. But all the games were close, and yesterday's loss (winning run scored from second on a wild pitch that fluke-ishly bounced all over the place, Nimmo's game-ending catch) had a lot to do with bad luck. That's not all bad. However, they fell behind badly in those games and left their comebacks until too late, and when you consistently can't score first, that's not just bad luck.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 29 June 2026 09:24 (three weeks ago)

mets have been a balm for struggling teams, so hoping we'll lift you out of it!

, Monday, 29 June 2026 23:05 (three weeks ago)

they did! and i understand bo got cheered, which he absolutely deserved

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 June 2026 02:02 (three weeks ago)

Vlad's out of the lineup tonight because of his back. Blair says that's just a cover story. Barker says Blair's crazy. Blair says Barker's naive (and that the Jays did the same thing with a highly-paid player in 2016...don't remember that, but must have been Bautista or Donaldson).

clemenza, Tuesday, 30 June 2026 22:08 (three weeks ago)

so, how's pizza nova?

, Wednesday, 1 July 2026 20:39 (three weeks ago)

not exactly my go-to

was at the game with my kids Monday (their first night game, which they were incredibly excited for) – and everyone was cheering for Bo. a lot of #11 jerseys on the crowd. was surprised when i saw how choked up Bo was in the pre-game interview.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 July 2026 00:18 (two weeks ago)

...

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 July 2026 19:59 (two weeks ago)

Much as "Weird!" was enough to win the 2024 election, we're going to ride the cute toy dragon right into the playoffs.

clemenza, Saturday, 11 July 2026 18:35 (one week ago)

Padres have yet to swing at Yesavage, 14 pitches in, bases loaded.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 July 2026 00:57 (one week ago)

Nevermind, Machado has the green light.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 July 2026 00:57 (one week ago)

I'm watching...thought I was going to see something I'd never seen before till Machado popped up.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 00:58 (one week ago)

Going to be a nine-hour game with 47 walks.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:09 (one week ago)

Six BB through 1.2 innings...seriously, get him out of there.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:31 (one week ago)

53 pitches, 17 strikes. 4x (5?) 4-pitch walks

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:33 (one week ago)

He also got a break on a missed checked-swing call and a bad strike that should have been ball four and wasn't challenged. And when he missed, he wasn't even close. He (Yesavage) couldn't have looked any worse.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:44 (one week ago)

a friend (from cape breton island, no less!) is at the game

ME: Nice. Please pull Vlad aside and tell him about "launch angle"

HIM: Someone needs to tell Trey about hitting the strike zone

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 July 2026 01:59 (one week ago)

Jays fans: Blue Jay Way (eight-part series on the history of the franchise) starts tonight. Been really hyped for this--watching the promos, it's like they talked to everyone ever...expecting both Joey McLaughlin and Sil Campusano to show up somewhere.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 19:54 (one week ago)

My friend messaged me with some Engelbert Humperdink: "Please release him, let him go..."

The really sad thing is the pitch Hoffman three Machado on the full count. Look it up if you can--I mean, honestly, you'll find tougher pitches to hit in pick-up Sunday 3-pitch leagues.

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:52 (one week ago)

"three" = "threw"

clemenza, Sunday, 12 July 2026 23:53 (one week ago)

Save percentage:

Hoffman - 5/9, 56%
Varland - 19/19, 100%

clemenza, Monday, 13 July 2026 02:55 (one week ago)

how was the Jays doc? are they releasing one ep at a time, or is the whole thing out there?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 14:15 (one week ago)

One at a time--PVR'd but haven't watched yet.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 July 2026 07:57 (one week ago)

you'll have to describe in vivid detail for me. partner and i have no idea how we will be able to watch these

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 15 July 2026 13:38 (one week ago)

You don't get Sportsnet, I take it.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 July 2026 14:02 (one week ago)

First episode covered 1977 to the '85 ALCS, going back and forth between the timeline going forward and the latter. That '85 loss was almost as bad as last year's WS. I'd forgotten the Jays led 5-2 in G3, about to go up 3-0; that was Brett's epic game (4-4, 2 HR and a doulbe), with puzzlement all around that Doyle Alexander kept pitching to him. Lot of interview time with Brett in E1, also Stieb. Henke's arrival is treated as the watershed event that it was; pretty sure this will be enough to get his number up on the wall at Rogers (should already be there).

clemenza, Friday, 17 July 2026 14:29 (five days ago)

They even snuck in Fergie Olver for about two seconds--got the sense his health is not very good.

clemenza, Friday, 17 July 2026 20:48 (five days ago)

Making a statement right out of the gate.

clemenza, Saturday, 18 July 2026 03:02 (four days ago)

ya, no sportsnet and i guess it's only viewable when you watch it live (or PVR). and not enough interest to be showing up on the pirate sites i guess.

i have more or less stopped watching games entirely. if there's going to be a lockout next year, this is as good a juncture as any to wean myself off the sport

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 18 July 2026 15:53 (four days ago)

You know the Michael Corleone rule when it comes to that, right?

clemenza, Saturday, 18 July 2026 17:19 (four days ago)

I welcome being pulled back in…

Anyways, RIP Duane Ward. Best set-up man in franchise history?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 July 2026 14:12 (three days ago)

Yes--and for a single season, '93, in the running for best closer. Unbelievable in view of the timing (they unveiled the Carter statue yesterday, and had two or three dozen alumni in town for '92/93).

clemenza, Sunday, 19 July 2026 16:05 (three days ago)

glad he was able to see his old teammates/friends before passing. we should all be so lucky.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 July 2026 16:11 (three days ago)

Ward had 24 holds in '92; Tyler Rogers is tied for the league lead with 20 this year, and has reached 30-32 in four different seasons. Maybe that reflects usage patterns; maybe Ward would have been over 30 today.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 July 2026 17:32 (three days ago)

Was surprised to learn that those 45 saves by Ward in '93 is still the team record.

clemenza, Monday, 20 July 2026 15:18 (two days ago)

VladJr has not hit a HR at Rogers Centre in 10 months.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 July 2026 16:55 (yesterday)

Always good to have players who perform better on the road. (Yes, that's a joke.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 17:28 (yesterday)

10 months! Jesus.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 18:10 (yesterday)

Going to be super-lazy and cut-and-paste a FB post I put up today after E2 of the Sportsnet series:

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Two episodes into The Blue Jays Way, and it’s been more or less as good as I’d hoped it would be. Like Ken Burns’ Baseball, which aired during the ‘94 strike, it’s a welcome respite from the here and now if you’re a Jays fan.

Almost every key player is getting duly commemorated: episode two is centred around Steib and Bell, lots of interview time with Moseby and Barfield and Whitt, general agreement that Henke’s arrival in ‘85 was crucial to finally winning in ‘92, and--wasn’t sure how they’d handle this--acknowledgement that Alomar remains their greatest player ever. There has been, I’d say, one guy they’ve shortchanged: Jimmy Key.

I understand the disproportionate amount of attention given to Stieb: he was the best pitcher in baseball from ‘82 to ‘84, and he could easily have won all three A.L. Cy Youngs during that window. (The ‘82 vote was especially egregious.) He’s a great interview subject, and the subplot of his three 26-out no-hitters before finally getting one is irresistible. But here’s how he compares to Key from ‘85 (when Key becomes a regular part of the rotation) to ‘92 (when both move on to new teams):

DS - 93-65, 3.48 ERA, 1.265 WHIP, 1.54 K/9, 3.97 FIP, 23.5 bWAR
JK - 112-76, 3.38 ERA, 1.179 WHIP, 2.42 K/9, 3.66 FIP, 30.6 bWAR

Key across the board. He was also--and surely the makers of The Blue Jays Way know this--the subject of my greatest made-up lyric ever, back in I’m not sure which issue of Radio On:

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can’t you see?
Sometimes your change-ups hypnotize me
And I just love your Cy Young ways
Guess that’s why you’re out there every fifth day

I don’t know--I may have drifted off for a minute and missed him, but I don’t think he’s been interviewed yet, and if he’s been mentioned, it couldn’t have been more than once or twice.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 19:13 (yesterday)

Blair and Barker were doing their usual five minutes on Vlad today, and Barker--who routinely talks nonsense--said something that really stuck: "All I know is, he was late on 88 last night," followed by expression of disbelief.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 July 2026 20:39 (yesterday)


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