COVID-77

Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

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Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

Thread continues to deliver.

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

same

This is normal for me!

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

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Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

I think I've seen promos for that movie
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwp2-VQX2rnVkN0e1d3u5mSim0jKHuZesaap8rnSVBDcA_TwDM

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Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

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Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

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https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20200319/p2a/00m/0na/006000c

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therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

activate hissing machine

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

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In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

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#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

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(Ouch!)

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pplains dayum

god's work

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Brooklyn balcony conc-"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

balcony bathory

I'll have one Norsk balcony thank you very much.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-CBWtRIJHE/
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— Al Ewing Writes Comics (@Al_Ewing) March 27, 2020

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😬

Now I'm legitimately wondering what the story was about.

Wondering for a friend.

videochat no doubt

now *that's* invoking the DP

the memesters are getting restless pic.twitter.com/W66dud84c8

— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) March 28, 2020

lmao

ahahaha

yes

Yeah, it's already a classic.

Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests ❤️ We are the virus pic.twitter.com/azYjG7WU3H

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) March 28, 2020

:D

lmao

Now I'm hungry.

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Is that a doctor?

i've got a fever .. and the only cure is more emotional and idiosyncratic yet undeniably catchy 80s goth pop.

Ted Kaczynski was a doctor fwiw.

Iconic the police shared an image of their party spread like it was a fuckin tonne of cocaine https://t.co/6dsbFB7Gb3

— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2020

British Bobbies Blame Bad Buffet

better on mute, but excellent

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0

— 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020

Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4

— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020

loool at the last two

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sad lols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ

Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e

— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020

I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw

— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020

I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

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Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

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Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

fucking hell

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#spacegodzillaisoverparty

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

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Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

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Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

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im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

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Love it!

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

ahhhh

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

the what now

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg

Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSKuGevit0

La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU

— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020

this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3

— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020

Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

wow what a fucking asshole

I think you mean Asshole

I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best

i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers

shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.

xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open

The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkR2X2euuQ

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A whole mood pic.twitter.com/iMm4qbW5LS

— Janet D. (@TheRealPRLady) April 9, 2020

gold

Yep, sterling material.

a+

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ha

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Sometimes you hear a song so perfect that you just have to share with the world 🎸https://t.co/29sEQJZ0da pic.twitter.com/9XLG4UU9ah

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) April 16, 2020

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaH-qT4Rm0

^ legit spectacular

holy shit

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV_-YbYUcAEAs1h?format=jpg&name=large

Just went on a whole journey in my head about how eating ghosts was fatal for the original Pac-Man ... unless he had also just eaten a power pill which would make the ghosts flash blue... and white.

Pandemic passes pedantic test, well done.

Last two contributions A+

That pass the pepper video was amazing! Did the guy memorize the names at the end?

I was wondering the same and saw that they are taped to the inside of the barball on the floor

barbell

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6HIArUvPZG

— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) April 20, 2020

A tale in 3 acts pic.twitter.com/NGR1Ptxnhl

— r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk (@cypnk) April 21, 2020

The #ReopenNC folks are a special kind of stupid. pic.twitter.com/SneHjI6wZ6

— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) April 20, 2020

leaning to the right for the first time with that one

LMAO

I love the internet 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020

ice cold

i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?

today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.

imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:

https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg

a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, I’m sorry

idk it worked in my browser

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/

i got you!

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I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators

How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.

Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).

This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us

I want the bat quarters

^^

that quarter is sick

Peak Norfolk

From the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-
If the person wearing the ‘Plague Dr’ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.
Many Thanks
Norfolk Police

— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020

I didn’t think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020

(Sound 🔊)

FYI: Don’t be a Carrol 🧐😷 pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020

this goes

Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s

— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020

That’s fantastic

As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!

— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020

My roommate and I coming home from a walk pic.twitter.com/ZfuWpVE6gO

— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020

How Popeyes would be if they had delivery 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/JdMAFra9kU

— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020

Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*

*Especially Sunday!

https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/05/12/inn-at-little-washington-chef-will-fill-his-socially-distanced-dining-room-with-mid-century-mannequins

https://i.imgur.com/L5bY9NX.png

ahhhha

The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.

https://first-avenue.com/sites/default/files/images/events/AirborneToxicEvent-031321-387x600v2.jpg

That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!

there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?

The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE

— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020

Commander Kane OTM

https://i.redd.it/1r0u7bwe2o051.jpg

an incalculable twat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY4s7sYUMAAppft.jpg

why???

i'm just impressed they had toilet paper

even celine dion needs to wipe her arse

Someone Asked me How’s Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq

— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH 🤮💥🏴‍☠️ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020

love balcony man

ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!

Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Regards,
Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

From that I learnt that violent J’s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZv5l8zXkAAb0zc?format=jpg&name=medium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg

FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are 😗👌 pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch

— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020

watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020

Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw

— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020

jesus

this thread is a good read btw

At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.

O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020

I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?

But it wouldn’t be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it

https://i.imgur.com/hvEOvlW.jpg

but... but....

I don't know where that is but it's fucking sad that so many places aren't getting the support that's needed right now and that kind of screening is more widespread than we'd like to think.

This was recorded just like The Office 😭 pic.twitter.com/cudcCYF0Pq

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 26, 2020

everyone's the asshole here

omg

Un minuto de silencio por Pitágoras 📐 pic.twitter.com/SQy5jsTM9r

— Kike 🏳️‍🌈 (@LaPlumaDeKike) July 27, 2020

haha

I was wondering if that theory would ever have practical implications!

lol

(2xp)

awesome lol

https://i.imgur.com/n3dWrW4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CI9MVVY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KLT93z2.jpg

rip to a real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw

Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:

https://i.imgur.com/8i3wOUH.jpg

Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.

Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.

When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?

There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.

I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?

every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020

funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic

Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?

i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts

even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to

I don’t think it’s about in-person hangouts

why would you wear your neck gaiter to a zoom chat?

Not wearing it to the chat, wearing it to be in the park

Maybe you are right, but it kind of reminds me of stuff I have seen on quite a few Zoom meetings.

sorry about the wind, this was shot in the great outdoors on the pinnacle of filmmaking technology (an iPhone 8)

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 31, 2020

I think it’s about in-person because why else would he be in a park, and “same place 100 times this summer.”

hi Je55e!

Hi! (This is what brings me back?)

Sometimes people just want to get out of the house or, more importantly, get away from their roommates or significant others. But yeah, "same place" implies in-person, you are correct.

That’s been my summer. Basically 2 places on repeat all summer. Fortunately one of them has been Lake Michigan, which I never get tired of, even with the beaches closed.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgrTK4GX0AAAF2o?format=jpg&name=medium

i would do anything

Very moving image

ICYMI - Guy has been an absolute saint through all of this:

https://time.com/5853566/guy-fieri-restaurant-workers/

https://i.imgur.com/jlNZEKV.jpg

their president got covid, and conservative anti-maskers still believe this shit??? pic.twitter.com/jCq6h2dpH1

— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) October 8, 2020

(it's v. good, keep watching)

lol good to see Jeremy, he was Twitter-banned for a while

this is the saddest shit ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn6fT6BrcQ

https://i.imgur.com/otknqQc.jpg

That's actually funny

heehee

facts

still thinking about the guy fieri pic

‘Tell The World I Also Had Asthma,’ Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus https://t.co/uQ5QpeNSg1 pic.twitter.com/d9nimmoLuU

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2020

lol

lmao

Haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarpedals/comments/kpgyj1/people_are_sharing_an_image_of_the_circuits_of_a/

Vaccines are metal as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEv33zaeB4c

thanking u for that video, snoball

lol yes.

someone in quebec blasted the purge music right at the 8 p.m. curfew 💀 pic.twitter.com/wDF0pmqZTE

— Alex Migdal (@alexem) January 10, 2021

"moments when you're sure all of civilization has become fan service"

I love capitalism. I think it rocks. pic.twitter.com/hoSH5OYSVK

— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) April 1, 2021

Selling Tupac t-shirts.

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/09/pandemic-nostalgia-tiktok/620230/

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d9de4b26af01b7ff4f2f9579dbbfeb5/b501ad05e2632abb-0e/s500x750/ba7b0948d91fe793f4c341ff51a9fcabc375a5c1.jpg