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1) Must be female.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

2) Must make pot pies every Wednesday.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

3) Must tolerate wanton and shameless flatulence.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

4) Must think grey temples are distinguished and not OMG UR OLD.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

5) be that girl at the radio meeting last night who is apparently also in love with the internet and had a really sexy voice.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

6) must not flip out for 6 months and expect me to be ok with it
7) not be a stealth marketer

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

8) Must make upwards of $100K (tho I can settle for $75K, in a pinch).

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

9) KNOWS HOW TO BIKE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

10) "420 friendly"

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

11) "3:15 AM friendly"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

12. Doesn't talk much, but when she does, it's more brilliant/funny/charming than when anyone else talks.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

9a) and/or skate

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

12a) THOSE W/OUT SENSE OF HUMOR NEED NOT APPLY

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

13. will make me grilled cheese sandwiches for no particular reason.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

14. won't get upset if i choose to have between 4 and 16 beers at a show.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

15 likes sex a lot.

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

15b but not with other dudez

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

15c yes and not with other girls either

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

16. is okay being awakened by blood curdling shrieks due to my night terrors.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

COBRAS

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

17 plays bass

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

18. camping!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

re 16: or just sleeps v soundly

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

15c surprises me

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

18 SO OTM

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

If we all play our cards right/wrong, this will result in a connect-the-dots matchup to boyfiend thread. (Comes to mind because camping appeared on that one too.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

19 likes being silly under the covers... hide n seek n shit

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

"hide & seek & shit"

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

20. no sufjan

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

21 NOT a vegetarian

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

22 surfs
23 tomboy
24 adaptable for any occasions
25 wise
26 french alarm clocks

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

19a) internal waterbed sports?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

25 OTM

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i used to think i only wanted to date a vegetarian, but my current gf eats chicken and fish and it's cool.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

26 = i don't know if this is common parlance, but was described as such by someone i used to date. use your imagination.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

dutch oven == romance

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

21 OTM. Some of my best friends etc.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

re 26, i know this is about an actual alarm clock rather than WOOHOO, but my "the one that got away" (aka grlfrnd wshlst template) used to have an "aromatherapy" alarm clock that "woke" you up with "pleasant aromas" and a "gently building chime"...EVERY time I stayed over at her place, I slept in at least 1+ hour

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is 26 really a good idea, Shasta? I have considered it but never knew how long bf actually intended to sleep + he got v cranky if awoken. I fear being patted on the head and told to go play elsewhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

patted on the head, yes
told to go play elsewhere, no

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

it's a good idea

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

very good idea

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, there's a surefire way to know if it's an appropriate time or not. I'll leave the rest up to you.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

shasta OTM

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

BONERTIME!

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

.gov

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha - .gov
xpost!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

rrobyn I think we just had a .GOV CONNECTION!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Logistically that did not compute in my circumstances due to sleeping positions. Never mind.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

27) Lack of confusion re: gender you would prefer to be with.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

hahar hahaha puns
xpost

also haha re laurel and bedroom logistics nevermind-now

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHICH REMINDS ME

28) Must love / tolerate shitty puns

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

17 plays bass

For some reason reading this thread reminds me that I haven't read any of my old L&R comix for years and years and I shd pull them out maybe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

29) INDEPENDENT
30) driven/ambitious, but not obnoxiously so
31) on good terms with family, but not too attached
32) healthy
33) happy
34) nice

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it would be too complicated and not in spirit of thread to explain, plus it's not the internet's business, plus it might sound sad.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

35) NO HALF-DYKES

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

See #27, Count.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

:(((((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

it cannot be stressed enough. even of the "experimenting" variety.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

#27 is okay for girlfriend, but not for wife.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

36)PDA only in the form of ass slaps and occasional kisses, plenty of behind-closed-door cuddling though

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

jessie it's a plus for me. :) < /crepe >

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC: BISEXUALITY DOES NOT /= YOU GONNA GET A THREESOME, BRO

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Shasta OTM re: #27 (tho there should be a weekly quota limit wrt how many times it comes up w/ gfs) (AND NOT AFTER TEH SEX PLZ).

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

37 likes winks

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

38) does not have a questionably unhealthy internet lifestyle

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

37a plus other sort of eye communication

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

jess needs to learn the powers of negotiation.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

shasta you always got to fuck me over

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

BISEXUALITY DOES NOT /= YOU GONNA GET A THREESOME, BRO

please to note double negative

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

39. willing to pick nose/fart/burp in front of me

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

does not not equal a threesome :? xp

40. likes rain

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

38a) WILL NOT POO IN FRONT OF ME

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I meant 39a), but 38a) works, too.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

BISEXUALITY DOES NOT /= YOU GONNA GET A THREESOME, BRO

understood. i just find that bisexual girls are more likely to understand bisexual dudes. cool?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

no.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

41.) can make elephant man voice during sex and she finds it endearing

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

42.) has detailed theory on why tupac was actually gay and only fucked faith evans for biggie residuals

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

43.) has mr. oizo/flat eric puppet in bedroom (even if you have to turn it around because it looks like it's leering at you during sex)

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Do you quote the movie, too?

[xpost]

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

42. does not require constant verbal validation of awesomeness aka is not insecure

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

43. might be a gelfling

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

("is it appropriate to masturbate in front of a late 90s electronica puppet?")

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

jess, my current gf doesn't really care that i like dudes, but my ex, despite being fairly liberal and her best friend being a gay man, was convinced i was secretly gay. so after that i was like, "eff this, i'm never dating straight women again."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

45.)Can handle her liquor

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

45ish) Finds Pupshaw & Pushpaw unbearably cute.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

46 must like to dance in the bedroom

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

re: 27, straight men in penis obsolescence anxiety lolz

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

46a likes to dance elsewhere

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

not paul edward wagemann

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

47 must enjoy drinking wine after dinner while dancing in the bedroom and winking

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

46 is a good one

47: not embarrassed by my dancing

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

elmo, you wound me in my crotch.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc you ARE secretly gay. you also assume i care about this more than just enough to make a few zingers.

48.) will put up with me

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

those are my little things that are the most important

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah co-sign 46 and 47, totally.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

27 :(((((

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

49. must be HOT

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

49a or CUET

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

altho: hot bod + busted face = no dice

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

not mutually exclusive!

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc you ARE secretly gay. you also assume i care about this more than just enough to make a few zingers.

nah, i'm not. and i don't think you care, but i feel the need to clarify. it's what i do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

pash...I had a crush on a hispanic girl many years ago who was super super cool and one day she said to me "don't think you like, know all about latino culture because you read Love and Rockets".

snap.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

ha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

COBRAS?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

50 does not wear flip flops all the time

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

ha, that must have totally sucked, Dan.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

51. likes football

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

52. MUST NOT BE WEARING A WEDDING RING.

goddamn it i just wasted 20 minutes of my lunch all because i forgot to look at her left hand.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

53. lights a match

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

45.)Can handle her liquor

important

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

54. not afraid to make a fool of herself in public for roffles
55. generally up to no good

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

56) ORAL SEX RECIPROCATION (of a ratio higher than 1:388294)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Around #70, I'll start posting diagrams.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

52 is OTM. a woman in my class is basically the perfectest woman of all time (totally gorgeous, smart, sexy when she's drunk, likes outdoor shit, funny, etc.) and is MARRIED. WITH CHILDREN.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

57. No desire to join peace corps.
58. Not raised by Catholic Workers

― Peter The Pill (Grodd), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

59. Showers regularly

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

60. Doesn't have a cutesy name for her genitalia.
61. DEFINITELY doesn't feel the need to come up with a cutesy name for my genitalia.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

aw, c'mon

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

MR. PEMBERTON

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

evan, i seem to be having a problem with this lately. i got two marriage proposals last friday, one from a gay dude one from a married friend. if i were morally bankrupt i could split up at least two marriages that i know of yet dates with single women are becoming fewer and farther between.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well, only if it's "MR. GARGANTUA" or something. In reference to me, not her. If she calls her vagina "Mr. Gargantua.", we're probably in trouble.

xxpost

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

58 would be a turn-on for me, I think.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

mr perpetua

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

"the mouth of hell"
"the eye of sauron"
"your sarlac pit"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

re: mr perpetua - Chubby, pink, and having bad taste? No thanks.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

62. is not the overweight mp3j MattyP

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

WAY TO KILL THE THREAD WAKEBOARDER

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

it cannot be stressed enough. even of the "experimenting" variety.

OTM 2x.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

63. must not be scientologist

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

63) Making out = VERY KEY

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

64. likes to cook w/me

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

65. makes pies

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

66. makes awesome salmon croquettes

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

68. can throw down on some pizza

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

69. Doesn't want babies

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

70. likes beer

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

64. likes to cook w/me

evan otm. favorite memories of almost all my girlfriends involve cooking in my kitchen. making out on the couch is a close second though.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

64a) likes to cook FOR me amirite?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

71. spontaneous fellatio

― bobqawesome (bobqawesome), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

72. knows all the words to "Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang"

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

73. LISP, C-SECTION SCAR, WATCHES GREY'S ANATOMY, JACK DANIELS DRINKER

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

you've just described ddb.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

74. SHOPLIFTS FOR YOU

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

74. CROOK'D TEETHS

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

76. Won't snitch

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

73a. lazy eyes are teh sexxy

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

77. ARRESTED FOR TRESSPASSING...BUT IT WAS "BULLSHIT"
78. PEES STANDING UP....WHILE IN A CAR

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

79. hides your gun from the cops and your shit from the narcs

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

80. looks so good you'd suck on her daddy's dick

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

81. favorite TV shows: The Wire & Oz

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

82. SMOKES COCAINE!

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

83.

When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)
I never felt that way in my life
It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah)
Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze
Come into the crib, even had a set a keys
During the days you helped me bag up my nickels
In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah)
But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch (uhh)
Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin rich
And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right
I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo
I wanna bitch that like to play celo, and craps
Packin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bags
A real bitch is all I want, all I ever had (yeah, c'mon)
With a glock just as strong as me
Totin guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with me
Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (that's nasty)
Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows
I see my Polos and Timbos
Hide my car keys so I can't leave
A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve
And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight G
And then we lie together, cry together
I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together

She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies
Didn't hesitate to squeeze, to get my life out of danger (yeah)
One day, she put nine one one on the pager
Had to call back, whether it's minor or major (yeah)
No response, the phone just rung
Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem
When I pulled up, police was on the scene
Had to make the U-turn, make sure my shit was clean
Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes
Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes
It didn't take long before the tears start
I saw my bitch dead with the gunshot to the heart
And I know it was meant for me
I guess the niggaz felt they had to kill the closest one to me (uh, yeah)
And when I find em your life is to and end
They killed my best friend... me and my bitch

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

u_u

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

84. Likes Hawkwind.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

85. can change her own flat tires

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

86. Loves Jesus

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

87. can tie cherry stem into knot with tongue

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

88. STOLE U A ECKO JACKET FROM WILD PARTY...BUT IT DIDNT FIT. SO SHE LIT IT ON FIRE.

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

89. DOESNT KNOW WHO "JON WILLIAMS" IS

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

89. can tie cherry stem into knot with VAGINA.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

91. LIKES GG's EARLIER STUFF BETTER

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

92 is Audrey Horn

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Bonertime!, Gerard Colsoy's a guy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

93. CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING ON THIS THREAD ANYMORE....WIFEY RIGHT THERE

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

94. doesn't know about ilx

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

COSIGN

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

95. Is totally down with racquetball dates.
96. Calls up, asks if you want to get high, then laughs.

re: 46 & 47: lfam, it's kind of funny that i know exactly who/what you're talking about.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OTM XPOST

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

LEARNED 94 THE HARD WAY, EH?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

YES DICKHEAD

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

97. like a little sex in the behind every now and again.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

zing

xpost

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

98. ~~likes~~ LOVES yr music

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

yes, dickhead like a little sex in the behind every now and again

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

99. has low standards for potential mates

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

100. C on Ts

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

i think we're done here.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

and without any pictures!!! what has happened to noizeboard?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

100a. on EVERYWHERE

― WORKING FROM HOME (plsmith), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

101. easy to remember myspace url

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ooooooh boy, not liking bf's band will totally kill the spark. You can't lie about it, either. You can't even remain neutral. You can't even get away with "it's awesome that you love the rock and performing and you look hott onstage" slide-by.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

OMG xpost

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno.
i rlly like harsh criticisms about teh musicz.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, hand in hand with coming to shows and saying "u look hot w/ a guitar"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

102. must really really like/not talk stupid bullshit during LOST

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

103. obsessed with (og) law and order

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

103a. to the point where she has a pair of neighborhoodies panties that say "i heart jerry orbach"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

eww

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"i fisted s. epatha merkerson"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

104. doesnt ask how baseball works while you're trying to watch the playoffs. keeps trap shut during the super bowl.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

105. gets up and brings you a beer every time you ring a bell

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

106. will birth you an evil brood to do your bidding

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I like how the circle-with-a-cross thread is all heartfelt and this one has turned into Teh Bride of Cthulu.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

except for perhaps the evil brood, mine are totally heartfelt

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

107) Tentacled and pregnant.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

108)often visits family in Imboca (that town in Dagon)

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

109. doesn't hate rap

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

110. gives good massages

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

111. with happy endings

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

109. cosign!!

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

keeps trap shut during the super bowl.

girl i used to live with ran out of the room during pats/rams super bowl because she didn't want to jinx the game. she sent me a txt message sunday night that read "Brady. WTF??" i miss her.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

good woman

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

112. ONCE PUNCHED DAVID YOW IN THE GRILLPIECE

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

113. RIDES BLACK 3RENSHO TRACK BIKE......IN HEELS.......FAST

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

114. loves me

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

115. LEAKED THE MASTODON RECORD

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

116. NOT CRAZY

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

good luck with 116

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

106. will birth you an evil brood to do your bidding
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/02/22/brood.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Don't crush my dreams, elmo! ;_;

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Dibs, yer gonna make me cry.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

117. all their exes are either dead or in another country and have never heard of the internet

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

(i guess that should go on the bf list, but it can apply to gurlz too)

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Someone needs to SMACK SOME SENSE INTO all our Ones that Got Away, srsly. It's a waste of life and time and beautiful days and all the unicorns and kittens of this world that things are allowed to go KAPUT for nonsensical reasons.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is tempting me to either:

1) curl up in a ball @ home w/ 50 Chicken McNuggets and a Coke the size of my torso
2) throw my ass to the wind and hit the bars like a pigeon going through an airplane turbine

Guess which is more likely, and you get a scratch-n-sniff sticker.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

50 nuggets is tempting though

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

118. does not either wear or own a pink and brown shirt.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Not a fan of the neapolitan look, Shasta?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

good thread

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

to the point where she has a pair of neighborhoodies panties that say "i heart jerry orbach"

OMG I NEED THESE

118. :(:(:(:(:(

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

pink and brown THE BAND dot suck

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

119. knows what kind of gifts I like (ie frydaddy for christmas rather than fucking tranquility-making desk fountain dealie)

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

120. ABSOLUTELY NO CENTIPEDES IN VAGINA

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

omg is a frydaddy what I think it is?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

121. does not shove unlubed finger(s) into rectum without warning

xpost HGAHAHAHAHAH

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

do you require a warning? or do you require lube?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

122) knows how to rock the rhythm method, not "get fat and hate you" pills

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

CRAZY GIRLS
BORING GIRLS

PICK ONLY ONE.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

you're forgetting something: 100

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

that's a given

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Re 122: Uh.....huh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

the rhythm method is how my mom ended up with 7 sons, yo, don't believe the hype

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

how about 122) knows how to mail-order Das Sponge from northern socialist komrades

or 122) knows how to rock the patch

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

elmo not so otm
tehre is no non-crazy option (srry gurlz, but it's true)

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

pop didn't know about 100?

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

the rhythm method is how my mom ended up with 7 sons, yo, don't believe the hype

My friend and his girlfriend are using the rhythm method. :( I wouldn't.

123. knows how to rock the IUD

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

but patch has same hormones as the fat and crazy making pills, no?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

MY GIRLFRIEND AND ME DID THAT "ROCK THE RHYTHM" THING...IN 1998.

― may 18th 2006 was my son's 7th birthday (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

123 DING DING DING

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

catholicism, dude

every_sperm_is_sacred.mp3

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

124) Willing to have your kid if need be?

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

125) says things like "i was trying to be all chaste tonight with the turtleneck but i forgot to wear underwear"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Considering the plethora of options available to make the whole question moot, I don't think "need" is quite the right word. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

Re 125: upper body underwear or lower body underwear?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i kill with that line

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to 125

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

"i fisted s. epatha merkerson"
http://myspace-870.vo.llnwd.net/00312/07/82/312082870_l.jpg

my friend's tits. she's pretty rawesome, and single.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

that is an "ironic" tshirt, huh

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

29-34 is pretty good

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

kortbein: can we talk about fisting again?
ethANP2 3: right so fisting
Dubplatestyle: who on ilx would you most like to fist?
IanAtBrown: we certainly can but you need to pick up the topic and run with it
ethANP2 3: emma or ramosi
nitsuht: Wait, I know that one --
ethANP2 3: oh wait anthony
ethANP2 3: come on nitsuh we're on your turf now
ethANP2 3: do your thing
nitsuht: Surprisingly, I don't think I actually want to fist anyone on ILX.
ethANP2 3: nitsuh you big puss
ReverieFilm: I don't want to fist anyone, ever.
Dubplatestyle: i want to fist steve reich.
kortbein: the minimalist composer, jess?
Dubplatestyle: sure why not?
nitsuht: It's just no one on ILX seems particularly fistable.
Dubplatestyle: i want to phase-fist him.
ethANP2 3: i want to fist philip glass
ethANP2 3: or have some kind of relations with him
kortbein: make sure you get it on tape, he can use it later
Dubplatestyle: that means vibrate my hand real fast inside him.
Dubplatestyle: music for 18 fisticians.
ethANP2 3: do the ryu hadoken on him
nitsuht: Or you could use either hand at varying intervals ...
nitsuht: Until they sync up and you're using both.
ReverieFilm: also, me fisting someone would really hurt them
ethANP2 3: what if you put a theremin in someone's ass
ethANP2 3: and then fisted them
kortbein: their ass would make spooky noises while you fisted them, then
Dubplatestyle: "good vibrations."
ethANP2 3: but they are closed in your fist
ethANP2 3: HOORAY JESS

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

The man knows his fisting humor, though.

-- Josh (kortbei...)

And the principles of composition behind minimalist art music.

-- Josh (kortbei...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

OI! ETHAN! NO!

-- Emma (emmaluvscak...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

do the ryu hadoken on him

I AM DYING

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

there's a real tear of laughter dripping down my cheek after reading that minimalist fisting convo

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

126. serene
127. dimples

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

128. "natural"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

gabb i always figured youd end up with a joanie caucus type

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

that a euphemism fer tits?

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

129. has family in coastal south america that doesn't mind us crashing for a week or two.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

apparently my ideal gf is a cat

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

(ok, no one step through that opening, kthxbye)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer to thread

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

130. likes books and other stuff i have less patience for

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

131. good driver

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

toonces.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

132. doesn't fall apart if things are bad

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Do you really want to go down that road, Jon?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

COSIGN: 102, 113, THE ONE ABOUT BRINGING ME BEER

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

cosign on 52. gah.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Friday, 29 September 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

122 is for the suicidally insane

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 29 September 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

where'd this use of "cosign" come from?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

I had a dream last night that the one who got away came back and was all "take me!" and then I looked and she had on a wedding ring and I went :0 and she was like "whatever, just my husband" and then I left (my own home) and ran, I ran so far away-ay, and then later in the dream realized I'd left my shoes and pants there. I blame #52.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

123. must be smoker friendly. whatever connotation you want to assign to that is fine, they all work.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

where'd this use of "cosign" come from?

Search tells me Ethan, then Jess.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Search"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

"roffle"

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

"cell AB53923"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

124. wakes you up by asking "do you want to throw pancakes at people from the window with me?"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

there's already a 123!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

135. dwelling on shit that bugs her = not allowed. OPENNESS

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

136. breasts must not look like this

http://www.nznature.co.nz/nznat/items/images/possumfurnipplewarmers.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

haha omg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

that's not where a merkin goes!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

137. a pulse
138. no gigantism

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

139. shaves

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

140. convenient to public transit

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

the breast itself in that photo is nice enough.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

141. won't bitch about staying at my place all the time because that's just how it has to be. shit, deal.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha. because you have an anklebracelet

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

142. wont yank out belly button ring
xpost

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

139. shaves

the first time i met my friend's new girlfriend, i went on a fucking rampage about how i hate girls that don't shave their armpits. like for at least 20 minutes. she finally said "well, good thing you're not dating me..."

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

ZING!

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

143. not on probation.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

female armpit hair isn't that gross.

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

139 makes no mention of pits

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok, that made me sound like Tuomas forget i said it

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i was referring to jaxon's post

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

144. [MOD EDIT - ONLY ONE LAME ILX MEME AT A TIME, PLEASE. TEH MANAGEMENT.]

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

go away

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

145. BONERKILL!!!

― BONERKILL! (ddb1), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

146. recognizes the moment when her bitching about her job goes from adorable to fucking tedious and not interesting

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

147. doesn't have a problem drinking just beer sometimes

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

148. having sex with the loud music

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

149. having sex with the quiet music

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

150. asks you if william s. burroughs is the guy on c-span with the lazy eye

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

seriously i'm having trouble keeping from registering at crate and barrel already

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

151. wouldn't get cranky/sad if i should happen to come in at 4 a.m.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

152. understands that sometimes you need to bro down

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

re 151: how many days in a row are we talking?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

like i've been saying, i wouldn't be out until 4 a.m. all the time if i had a (gnarly) gurlfriend. it's the looking for one that's keeping me up all night (no pun intended).

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

153. asks ludacris to sign her tits

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

dude wouldn't do it either. "no disrespect, but there's kids here." pure class.

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

cross reference with happy face emoticon: "met ludacris"

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

146. recognizes the moment when her bitching about her job goes from adorable to fucking tedious and not interesting

is this ever adorable?

― cuervo jones (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

jess i hope you're not talking about yourself in a fight club stylee.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

154. lives on the same fucking continent

― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

i think i've basically found me with tits and hair.

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, it will crossover with bummerz thread soon enough

― awesoma bin-laden (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 1 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

only if you keep thinking like that

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

ALL BROMANTICS MEET THE SAME FATE SOMEDAY
CYNICAL AND DRUNXORED AND BORING SOMEONE IN SOME DARK ~~CAFE~~ TACO BELL

― real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 1 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

"someday"

― shameful bro 'PIMP' (sleep), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/627/p207220bromo20seltzerzg6.jpg

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

158. no talky talk until i've had my coffee

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

159. has no real problem with me leaving for work for weeks at a time.

― Jimmy Mod is like a child who walks into the middle of a movie (The Famous Jimmy, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

JESS:
http://www.desktop-meditation.com/images/meditate-with-confidence.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

158. no talky talk until i've had my coffee

-- kephm (dogtheprophe...), October 1st, 2006. (kephm) (later) (link) (admin)

this would go on my list, too, i think. i mean, you can talk to me, but don't expect anything coherent to come out.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

160. http://erichollen.com/blackbeard/The%20Compleat%20Playboy/BCFs/197911_Sylvie_Garant_CF.jpg

(nsfw)

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have a thing for French girls

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 December 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)

is she wearing kneepads?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

161. at least a minimal appreciation of my sense of humor, for christ's sake

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

162. and some legs plz. also shave a bit

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 December 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

163. lets me take pic of her in panties wearing my work shirt while making me an omelet

perhaps shd go in braggin 2007 thread

― deej, Saturday, 22 December 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

wish i had said 'underwear,' panties just doesnt sound right. apologies

― deej, Saturday, 22 December 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

that word leaves a layer of filth in yr mouth

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 22 December 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

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