- girl who works at coffee shop who kept making eye contact after serving me coffee. probably way too young.
- my friend's sister's friend. cute. appears to be graphic designer or something. possibly around my part of town, need confirmation.
- longtime crush, now working at a piano bar. low odds on this one.
- any girls at music festivals I am going to who bother to make eye contact
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
- guy who operates burrito cart - yuengling distributor's truck driver - area pigeons
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
is it wrong if i look in a girl's wallet to learn her last name?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
yes!
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Who wants to be on my stalking list? It is currently empty of anyone I might possibly have a chance with.
Jon: Yes. Slap your own fingers and put her wallet back in her purse, and put her purse back on the chair next to her bed, and get the fuck out of her dorm room.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
you fuckin guys
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
is it wrong if i install a gps tracker on the empanada man y/n
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
otm re: yuengling truck driver
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i wanna be stalked:-/
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel, I am still slightly scared by some other thread where something I said reminded you of some ex of yours. Uh, I just thought I'd say that since it comes to mind every time you post on one of my creepy threads.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
after the last one i have given up on human contact
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
the last girl that is
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel stalk me stalk me
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
hehe laurel w/ the greatest zing! that is seriously some seinfeld level shit, jdubs.
is it bad that i am kind of ok w/ not stalking anyone right now? should i be stalking? if yes, who?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
someone start a "wryly observing humanity's folly from a barstool in solitude 2007" thread
x-post to strongo I thought you meant the last burrito
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
after the last burrito humanity has given up on ME
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I always fucking end up single for the summer and all cranky when it's nice outside, then I end up in a relationship when it's cold out and there's nothing fun to do.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I am stalking all doggies everywhere.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
every time i go to the west coast, i curse the entire world for the lack of yuengling truck drivers out there.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I think it was just some unpleasant emotional habit you brought up, mh. Don't worry about it. At least not for my sake.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah what could possibly be fun to do in a relationship when it's cold out
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
1. toboggan
2. snowball fight
3. snow angels
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
just some unpleasant emotional habit
...stalking?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
4. 8 hour risk tournament w/ bottle of bourbon
well, as fun as a summer fling is, it's great to have a partner when staying inside during the miserable winter times! xpost to mh
i wld like summer fling, but i think it's already too late for this summer. i thought it just started but it's already july!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
5. SEX LOL.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
6. stalking area pigeons
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
winter flings > summer flings
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
jess and curtis and jessie otm
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
4. 8 hour risk tournamentanything w/ bottle of bourbon
7. competitive drinking
8. competitive drinking (doubles)
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know if it's a complete let-down when you break up because all you end up doing is going at it all weekend
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
9. AA meetings
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
10. dancing to debbie gibson records in your underwear
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
admittedly i do this while single
and i dont wear underwear
wait now we're just devolving into things ally does, anyway, all the time
lol xpost
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
11. eat an entire baskin robbins ice cream cake
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
11a. for breakfast
cf. bill cosby
12. ice sculptures
13. david blaine style temp exposure
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
No, now I remember, it was more like
Girl: I feel like I'm just one of your friends that you sleep with mh: No, I think yr great, maybe I'm just not very romantic person necc? Girl: I need something else *sob* mh: (sound of teeth grinding)
But carry on w/ stalking!
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
14. naked cliff diving
o_O
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
15. get one fan and imitate famous memorex ads
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
16. polar bear wrestling
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
17. gay bear wrestling
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Girl: I feel like I'm just one of your friends that you sleep with
OH BOO HOO
WAAH WAAH WAAH
18. Shared champagne bath
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
19. indoor camp fire
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
20. shared tomato juice bath following skunk incident
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
21. smoke up and watch the complete works of r. dangerfield
11 is SO OTM.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
22. shared 'champagne of beers' bath
22. Go the park and laugh and laugh at the suffering of couples with children.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
jordan will you marry me?
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
23. fatten up
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
alternately i can just stalk you
25. buy each other disappointing gifts for various holidays, have awkward interactions surrounding family obligations
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
26. menorah fencing
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
27. Break up as soon as last NYE party has been safely endured
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
28. watch all 4 seasons of the wire in a 3 week period as the house decays around you
― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
29. cocaine
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
we can have a winter fling, jess
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
can i watch?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
/crepe
re: 27 week before valentine's amirite :(
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i won't put out til the third date
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
p.s. I am stalking everyone on this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Fling-watching:
http://www.streetswing.com/histmain/histitl/1hghflng1.jpg
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly though jordan/jess winter fling should be big brothered. live blog that shit!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
uhh
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
hehe. stalking, guys. get it?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
plug-and-vlog
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i won't put out til the third date shared bath
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
let the good times roll
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
i won't put out til the third date shared bath expensive gift amirite.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
do you have amazon wishlist?
btw u r very pretty
does "champagne of beers" count as expensive gift?
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
u guys are unloved
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post at Laurel
Oh damn, why was I even worried? I think I was in a foul mood about relationships when I posted that, in retrospect it was really more of a bad feedback loop at the time with that girl and the fact that she just didn't seem to catch some hints while accidentally pushing every button I have about relationship worries.
uh, anyway back to regularly scheduled programming. I'm also stalking gyros.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking olympics 2007
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
u guys are full of horny
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link
is it wrong if i install a gps tracker on the empanada man y/n-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 2:32 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 2:32 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO LIVE BLOG **EVERYTHING**
no champagne as beers counts as MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxxxxxxxxxpost
feelinonyobooty.mp3
too many xposts to figure out
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link
champagne OF beers. but that typo is pretty telling.
stalking the new unadvertised bar below our restaurant district that's really only meant for other bartenders and such
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
they have coors, bud, pbr on tap... nothing else I think
Aren't you married? If "y", shut the hell up.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
laurel otm
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
the horny is actually spilling over
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
balls are so blue they're black
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
haha laurel i love yr sass today
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
btw guys did i mention that i was recently a REBOUND unknowingly
well, i figured it out eventually obviously
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link
namely when, on the fourth or fifth date, she started unloading on me in the cab about her asshole boyfriend of two years which she recently dumped
yikes!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
but at least you got laid, right?
-- Laurel, Monday, July 2, 2007 6:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
OUCH
;___;
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
naturally after dropping her off at home i went straight to the bar and drank myself unconscious
which is typical, obviously, but at least i had a reason that night
xposts
yes.
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
was this a turn-off? I mean, I would not at all mind being a rebound right now
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
by the way now BACK with her asshole ex-bf. i know this because they were at MY bar the other night.
thanks smalltimore!
xpost: getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
wait do i have to shut the hell up too ;_;
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
30. http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/nov04/cbrown112304.jpg
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
oh damn people need to learn to stay out of others' territory! xposts
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
^ sexual tension
xpost
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
(add as many x's as you want and it still holds)
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
getting dumped on by crazy women who are still hung up on their abusive exes is generally a turnoff, yes
Uh yeah, I think this mopey guy who hangs around the bar I go to (and is now dating some crazy girl who dumped my friend. said friend is now dating my sister, but that's another story) might have been abused in such a way by a girl I dated. Like, she was hung up on me and used him.
there are smaller towns than baltimore
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
oh no doubt
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
keep in mind i used to live in the PA suburbs and OLYMPIA omg wtf lol
Anyone who knows self to be loved and adored and who gets smooches regularly from adoring partner cd maybe start own thread about awesomeness vs frustratingness of LTRs and leave us to our stalking of the celery at midnight.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought I had a movie-level awkward moment when I was with new girl the other day and ex-fiance + dude I hate walked by, but it turns out they didn't notice us.
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post ahh wonderful anonymous new york where i go years without running into exes (and when i do i can reasonably pretend to not see them and cross the street or something)
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL OMG WE ARE A WB DRAMA
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
ONLY REVEREND CAMDEN CAN SAVE US NOW
- mailwoman bringing me tex avery droopy box set
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
- mr chen's organic chinese cuisine delivery dude
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
- various interns
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I MEAN, UH
yes, maybe there is something to be said for switching neighborhoods with the seasons... xp to linds
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
is there yet a thread dedicated to our favorite 7th heaven moments?
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link
you should start one
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
remember the crazy alcoholic aunt?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i basically bonded with one girlfriend over the "mary gets shipped off to the colonel's for bad behavior" plotline
seventh heaven???
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
guys srsly?
i know i've pointed this out before but it terrifies me that seventh heaven has outlasted every adult relationship i've ever had
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe those christians have the right idea
r.i.p. 18 year old jessica biel before you turned into a muscley robot
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
dude that show is THE BEST. my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue. also the one where matt meets his jewish wife.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I think some other department here has interns but NO NO NO
There are maybe a couple dozen women under 35 around this company, of which maybe 3 aren't married
one of those girls I want to talk is probably from my friend's sister's bible study group or some shit. secret 7th heaven connection?
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
talk = stalk, obv
because talking to them makes far too much sense
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
This article is about Heaven. For other uses, see Seventh Heaven (disambiguation)
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean c'mon xp
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
the serious parts of this thread are verging on louis jagger level creepiness
also:
my favorite is the one where some kids are sniffing glue
YES
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, what parts are srs?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I meant it about the champagne bath, that is 100% serious business.
well i'm starting to get the impression that mh is going to show up outside the local bar in a raincoat
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
just sayin'
and yeah all of my winter cavalcade of whimsy suggestions are 100% serious
even though i generally take a shower in my jeans and a t-shirt
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
is that 7th heaven glue sniffing episode better than the walker texas ranger about a cabal of SATANISTS
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
WE GOT 18 KIDS AND THE POWER OF JESUS: The 7th Heaven Appreciation Thread
theme song stuck in head
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Are you completely round the bend? Let he who has never gone out for coffee where the employees are the cuetness throw the first stone, that's all I'm saying.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
my neigbors have 9 kids and the power of jesus.
― latebloomer, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
my whole family used to walker texas ranger and sing along to the theme song. fact!
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
wait i dont...what???
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
^I was trying to find that thread last week and couldn't. :(
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i've never in my life been at a coffeeshop where the employees were cute. TRUE FACT.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
stalkin' jess's threads
My Brooklyn Jewish atheist raised-on-psychoanalysis friend just revealed that she loves 7th Heaven. I cannot relate.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread should have been about burrito carts i would like to follow the taco truck around for a day
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm not stalking anyone but if i were i'd stalk any of the girls at letizia's. the combination of having decent taste in music, being extremely easy on the eyes, and the only interaction we ever have ends with me in possession of a giant iced coffee is fantastic.
but stalking implies a level of comittment that i'm just not prepared to give right now. hell, i can't even get in the shower before 3 pm these days.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
more stalking pls:
-Skinny little kitty with the weird face who belongs to the drug dealers across the street. I shall tempt you to my porch all summer with succulent bowls of off-brand cat food.
― Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
active stalking is passe, casual stalking is where it's at
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahah ohhhhh i get it now
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
christ i completely forgot that particular incident
i'm totally over the rotating series of hott girls at the local coffee place. none of them are as perky cuet as the original. place is ridiculously overpriced too.
― gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
did they all have enormous foreheads
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
don't they always?
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link
helenhunt.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe i should start frequenting coffee shops again instead of bars
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Be nice, you have to put your hair back/up in food service, it flatters approximately NO ONE.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gametz.com/user/Josh.html
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
some of them serve overpriced beer or wine next to overpriced coffee x-posst
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i have seen at least 5 attractive bar staff in my life, versus 0 attractive coffee shop staff so i am against your insane plan.
xpost laurel i'm wearing my hair up right now and it looks fine, that's carzy talk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread went in all sorts of directions
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops
http://images.kenyonhill.com/tz/biopics/2852_zorak_blink.gif
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link
oh forget it..
lord knows whathappened to my settings here...ill just skrew off
ohhhhh i've already determined...NO MORE BARTENDERS
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
they be crazy
i used to work at a coffee shop ;_;
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ONLY BARTENDERS
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
b-but i didn't sleep for six months and almost died of alcohol poisoning once
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs, i never frequented your coffee shop, but you would be the one (1) attractive one i would've seen in that case.
maybe i should stop pretending "carts" and "sketchy delis" are coffee shops tho.
xpost christ jess i do that every six months, man up
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Tight weaves can cause receding hairlines. Jess, you should try stalking in churches. I hear they have nice girls there.
― Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Ally, did you have to pull it straight back from your forehead and put on a hairnet/headband/stupid baseball-style cap w/ company logo on it?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
What about bar waitresses?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
HOW DO I SHOT http://www.geosoftusa.com/images/ipaq-with-map.jpg + http://z.about.com/d/queens/1/0/h/7/elreytacotruck.jpg
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i have put a stupid baseball cap on many times and been just fine! also i've never in my life seen anyone at, say, starbucks wearing any of those things you're talking about.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i'm going to stalk girls at the comic book convention in a few weeks
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
u mad
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
i was hit on more when i worked at coffee shop and diner than ever in my life, boys LOVE the service employees
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
guyz also carey is a coffeeshop/bartender extraordinaire and is cuet as a button
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
no, ally, c'mon think about it
as someone i work with said: "dude, it's like me and 500 guys who want to smell my finger."
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
carey is v hot bartender, v good at her job
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
exceptionally good at her job!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
okay let me rephrase:
no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues
no more twentysomething baristas who knee me in the balls
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
more... comic babes?
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes. sometimes they are completely insane, too.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
six of one, half dozen of the other
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
conventions of any type seem like a horribly depressing place to try to pick people up
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
girls at comic book conventions are easy sometimes.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
for girls to be "easy" they usually have to be either drunk or batshit insane :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
no more 23 year old bartenders that are borderline alcoholics with serious daddy issues this should go in the "in every bar ever" thread
also, comic book girls are fucking nuts
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha that reminds me: someone I know picked up a cute girl at a bar recently, then said to me later "I really liked her! Which is weird cos I don't usually know what to say to those kind of girls" and I was all, "'those kind of girls'? You mean, all girls?"
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
when the hell was the last time people from ilx hooked up anyway?
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
bell labs is v right re:conventions pt.
second point questionable
― bb, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Jess: About...three months ago? Linds, what say you?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm so out of the gossip loop u_u
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
linds otm re: easy girls.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
wait waht laurel?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
TEH INTERNET IS THE BEST PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE. THE END.
UH
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I DISAGREE
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ok maybe that is not completely true
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
carzy talk
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, you guys have been busy here today.
also NO.
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
my meeting-on-the-internet relationships ended as wackily as my meeting-in-real-life ones
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
JOHN JUSTEN DO YOU APPRECIATE 7TH HEAVEN?
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
also i was a barista once :-/
that's hot, rw
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
is there not a more masculine version of that title? xpost
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
baristo?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
BARISTO
hahaha xpost
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, the plus to that is it rules out the unconscious ones.
xpost to original eye contact RW post
xxpost waht to 7th heavane
xxxpost too fast so confused
xxxxpost BARISBRO
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee guy
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee cowboy
coffee jockey
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
BEAN BOY
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
FRIEND OF JUAN
Coffee jerk
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
barrister?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee jerk, surely dammit xpost
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
coffee chippendale
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
new strategy:
1. Do not hang out in bars all the time 2. Have set of friends who do go out all the time 3. Make sure they meet other, new people at bars 4. Somehow arrange to meet the non-bargoing friends of the bar people your group has met
then you have other people who can work outside of a bar framework, in theory. because relationships I've started with people who hang out at the bar 90% of the time have been... bad
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, dude has his shirt off enough
xpost oh c'mon!
http://rachel.nwbeanbros.com/images/nwbbdist.gif
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
my new strategy:
* stay home * watch cartoons
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
people who can work outside of a bar framework = non-drinkers?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
BEAN BRO
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean clearly that is not going to work. xp
i dont think i could date a non-drinker at this point
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
xp
well i am sort of a jerk xp
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ that took like 2 minutes to post
strongo otm
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
TRY TO GUESS RE. WAHT
where's the goddamn mailwoman, i'm a terrible stalker
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly i was gonna make myself have a crush on a non-drinker and then i decided that was a stupid idea, for many, many reasons
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
call the post office and ask. xpost
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't date non-drinkers because I hate them.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean, dude has his shirt off enoughxpost oh c'mon!-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 7:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
u_u
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont think i know any non-drinkers
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
people drink outside of bars, that's what barbeques, homes with decks, and patios are for. or my living room
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i have a deck!
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i have dated a non-drinker once! that went...poorly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i tend to avoid crushing on non-smokers too bc in the end i will usually choose weed over them
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
So you're talking about frugal drinkers, more like.
xpostowhatever
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i dated (for all intent and purpose) a non-drinker and it worked for a little bit. until she realized what she thought was quirky and charming behavior on my part may have been indicative of mild retardation or perhaps a traumatic brain injury. after that me getting a little tipsy wasn't so fun and me getting outright wasted at a friend's record release party was the final straw.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I was going to call max out for being vv harsh but then I thought about cigarettes and non-smokers and I knew what I had to do.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
keeps costs down
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 3:00 PM) Bookmark Link
ugh.... NO.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^
― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
so i'm looking for someone who ABUSES alcohol but not necessarily an alcoholic
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Volume discounts.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
to be fair i could not have developed my strategy without the thoughtful help of all the ppl i've alienated
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread gives me hope for humanity (nb i've barely skimmed it)
― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, that explains it.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it is really best to have compatible substance abuse problems-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- bell_labs, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
only if the increase in your consumption is linear and now by a power
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
well yeah good point.
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ this
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't stay in and watch cartoons, I'm too busy alienating people with my overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways while still managing (somehow!) never to have a date. It's a lot to juggle.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
overly combative responses and (s)mothering ways
every girl i've ever dated
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
overly combative responses my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
weed = linear drug consumption ...
:/
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
There are more linear drugs.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
my idea of foreplay is picking fites. (sometimes) i rock. hah.-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
-- tehresa, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:32 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
I don't even remember what I did last time :( I think it involved making out in the rain in front of a bodega?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Alcohol = linear
I've been the person who listens to friends vent enough lately that when I started to completely crack up a couple weeks ago I had to practically yell at them for them to pay attention. Maybe that no dating until mid-june resolution of mine would have worked better if I wasn't kind enough to act as a stress sponge for my friends during that time.
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I've ever dated anyone who was at all mothering!
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cs.fsu.edu/~cop4531/slideshow/chapter2/figure2_1_O.gif
THE BIG OH
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
There is a fine line between mothering and fag hag neediness bullshit
yes
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
fag hag neediness bullshit? whassat like?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i could go for a couple of linears right now, i've been (illicit) drugless for a stretch and truthfully, it's boring the piss out of me.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
guys
i want a beer
now
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
HEEEEEY it's almost 5pm!! Hooo boy.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Con: I somehow destroyed my ability to metabolize alcohol last week Pro: I had a good buzz going after two beers when I was tired on saturday
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:33 PM) Bookmark Link
i didn't mean i pick fites bc it is good foreplay... i meant it sometimes happens by accident when i am on the path to ruining things :P
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ooh yeah, beer sounds good.
strike that, whiskey sounds good.
i dont know if i should drink tonight tho because my chest hurts
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
1/3 bottle of makers last night O_o
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
picking fights is actually really good foreplay.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I have a date guys
!
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
You know what also sounds good? Some goat cheese wrapped in proscuitto. And look, I have both right here!!
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
minor league baseball w/INFINITE BEER included in ticket price destroyed me yesterday
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
take it to bragging thread already! xp to jw
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM (Monday, July 2, 2007 4:41 PM) Bookmark Link
if you mean in a playful, flirty way, then yes. but not when it's real. unless you like make up sex THAT much but it seems like a lot of hassle.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i need to switch back to hard liquor. all this beer is making me plump in the middle again.
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i brought back about $50 of various boozes from the nh state liquor store but all i can think of is sweet, sweet beer :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
after beer and gin last weekend, all i can think of is sweet, sweet bourbon!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
well it is summer after all
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
tonight i will drink rye while i stay in and watch cartoons, i think
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
just one beer
and then i will go home
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i'm gonna...not drink????
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
famous last words xp
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I should start drinking liquor again but mixing drinks is too much work.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
And I can't just drink cups of vodka anymore. :(
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i don't have mixers is my deal
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
can you drink a maker's and...lemonade??
wau
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
haha yes
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
adam schefter's nouveau bartending
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
just buy some ginger ale? or learn to drink maker's like A MAN
schef: YES, BY ALL MEANS
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
dudes sometimes i wish we all lived in the same house like the seventh heaven family
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
except as grownup alcoholics
and not christian
though yes, gr is right, drinking maker's like a man is best.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
so more like a flophouse i guess
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
mebbe there could be a 7th heaven episode where rev. camden has to save us all, the house of heathens
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i do not drink these things straight guys
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
god, that would be the dirtiest house in the whole world.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i would be the last hold out
It would be an awesome disaster unless there was a lot of room for getting away. But the drinking/slumber/porch parties would rock.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
drinking them mixed stretches out how long the bottle lasts also
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
group house would be a terrible idea, i am surprised we haven't already tried it
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i would sleep with his daughters to "test" him
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
also i have no idea what you guys are talking about but i'll live with all these white alcoholics
do i even HAVE lemonade is the real question i should be asking myself
i am bringing a flask with me everywhere i go this week :/ well, besides work i mean
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i actually have both lemonade and makers!
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
PARTY AT STRONGO'S
― ghost rider, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
haha "group house" sounds dangerously close to "group home"
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i am so getting on the marc tonight
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
then i guess i'll just wander around baltimore screaming "jess? jess?" until some kindly person takes me to you.
EVERYONE WELCOME
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE AND DIRTY TOWELS RIGHT NOW
I was just wondering that "the marc" was; thanks for clearing that up.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
AWESOME THAT'S MY FAVORITE PARTY SMELL
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
wait i like the idea that the marc is something besides a train, i think we should start using the phrase "getting on the marc" as a euphemism for drinking as if we don't already have enough of those
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a bottle of that "real lemon" concentrate crap that I made lemonade with for mixers once. I think I mixed it with wild turkey. mmmm
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
So speaking of stalking and traveling to other cities, I tried to flickr-stalk bus-from-DC seat-mate but with no useful results. I fail even as a stalker.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
WHY IS MY DATE NOT CALLING ME AND INSTEAD CRAZY HIPPIE GIRL KEEPS CALLING AND TEXTING
GO BACK TO BONAROOOOO!!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
mh that's some kind of mythbusters level of experiment
http://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/images/ozzy_osbourne/photos/ozzy_osbourne_01.jpg
Burrito or pigeon. Hmmm.
― stevienixed, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
more than even beer right now, i want a burrito, or several tacos
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
BTW, guys I am the best stalker ever
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, that's how I like to picture Jess.
I'm not very good at stalking someone whose last name I don't know though. :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
This reminds me that I forgot to ask my stalker how he hacked into my email account.
― stevienixed, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ bonarooo!
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
She was seriously there!!!!! For her job.
Stupid overeager hippie slutty voice on my voicemail. :( leave me alone!!!!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Mmmmm bell, I wanted tacos, well, any TexMex really, SO CRAVINGLY BADLY and I got them yesterday and it was very heaven. I wish the same for you in your tacular pursuits.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe she will leave soon for burning man or something.
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
If my date bails on me, who wants to hang out?
xpost she leaves thurs... also i think she is going there at some point
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
damn it i always want ceviche on mondays but is bad day for fish :(
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i need a drink
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
or i am going to post missed connections with anybody i can remember (including cartoon characters) till my phone blows up
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
deep breaths
― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
i am also craving the baked beans from fette sau
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
was going to get last night, but there was a line out the door :(
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey I texted the world's best bartender to see if he has new Mon pm plans, I cd use a tipple too. Will report back.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Laurel, do u want skeeballs
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
...it's a possibility? I am not necc skeeball luvvah, though. That is sleeeeeeeep and TZA.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
well there's budz
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
and buds
and bud sudz
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
we have no good skeeball in this town :(
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
skee ball is cheap happy hour place. also easy to get to from midtown!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
But so hard to get home. :( Bike needed.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
solution = go home with a boy
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
don't you have a date?
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
That is one possible solution, yes. Sleeping in an alley under a cardboard box is another one.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
cardboard box built for two
― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
reminds me of my romantic hangouts circa a few years back
once my ex and i bought a handle of "mike's hard frozen lemonade mix" that youre supposed to mix w/ ice and blend or something but we just put it and some water (3:1 ratio) in those frozen popsicle makers so we could have mike's hard lemonade popsicles. but they didnt freeze very well so we ended up scooping what amounted to mike's hard slush out of the thing and getting really wasted at like 3pm on a friday... anyway the reason this is an especially great story for this thread is because we were really drunk so we got in a huge (foreplay) fight and then "made up" by 7 or 8 and then both ended up passing out at 1030 watching entourage and didnt go out at all.
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, malt liquor not really known for its low freezing point, just FYI.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i covered most of the important bases of this thread with that story
I mean, high freezing point.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
my roommate drinks antifreeze
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, you did max. kudos, littlest noise dude!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know what I mean. I have to approve text corrections now so I can leave this soul-numbing place.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
one of my cats while i was growing up died from eating antifreeze
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
things from this thread incl in my story:
* fighting-as-foreplay * unhealthy relationship (both my relationship to gf & our collective relationship to alcohol) * making weird "mixed" drinks * staying in and watching TV * "stalking" portion covered since its story abt EX-girlfriend
not incl:
* 7th heaven (i should have pretended we watched that instead of entourage) * fun things to do in winter (should have pretended it happened in winter)
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
i think you were right the first time laurel, if malt liquor had a low freezing point it would have frozen in the freezer. right?
No, it has a very very low freezing point, lower than water's. Which is why you can store vodka in the freezer for months and it only gets the tiniest bit thicker until it pours like godamned silk but never gets ice crystals at all.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
ahhh yeah.... haha i would go into the thought process that led me to think you were right the first time but its not very interesting and reveals how dumb i am when im stoned
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
like godamned silk!!! :D
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.javaestate.com/category_resize.asp?width=300&img=Soy%201.JPG
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
skeeball where?
― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Prob Lulu's I'm guessing?
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
that's what i thought of. also there is a place on grand i think that has it.
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
when the fuck is my date going to call me back
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
when the fuck am i going to call my date back
― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
ooooh
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Is Vic my date??!??! :X
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
with sexy results
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
please keep me informed of lulu's plans.
― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm beginning to think this girl is afraid of the cock the phone!!!!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
bummers: ILX unanimous in "don't date non-drinkers" opinion.
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Hopefully you are not calling her as much as hippie chick is calling you?
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
hippie chick txt'd me 2 x at 1:30 am today called once at 1:45 am
then called and left voicemail at 4:45 pm today.
I have called mystery girl once since sat night
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
lol drunken txt
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
that sounds like classic drunk dial/check phone in morning/call up to apologize for drunk dial?
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
yes I agree,
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
my friend drunk dialed some dude last night after he gave her the "let's just be friends" talk NOT SMART.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i texted rebound girl on friday night after not texting for like week and a half
wtf is wrong with me
― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
we've all been there :/
― bell_labs, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
jess turn that frown upside down and take the 7th heaven quiz.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
this is me at the library doing "research"
girl i stopped talking to a couple months ago texted me out of nowhere last weekend. i feel a little bad, but should i txt her back to say i'm kinda seeing someone?
― Jordan, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
no. ignore it.
My ex sends me texts that are obviously meant for other people every once in a while. ODD.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Why bother with drink mixers? If it's a dark liquor, mix in water. Tastes great (Crown+water+lemon = iced tea), no hangover, all problems settled.
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
HAY PEOPLE best bartender ever says 3 of cups around 9 or 10 pm.
― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i have been SO GOOD recently abt not calling/texting/sending cryptic one-line emails to my ex. i should put it on BRAGGIN 2007
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
-- jessie monster, Monday, July 2, 2007 5:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^ i always worry about txting a family member or coworker :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"don't text anything you wouldn't want your mother to read"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
HAY MA, WHERE'D I HIDE THE COCAINE?
― sexyDancer, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"need any 'sweaters' mom?"
― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, they aren't inappropriate. if they were inappropriate I wouldn't assume they weren't for me (see: reasons ex is blocked from AIM)
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Guize stop having awesome threads while I am asleep ;_;
― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf, 428 answers in 5 hours?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I just realized that this isn't the thread where I was making stalking jokes a few days ago.
STALKING TRENDING UPWARD IN NOISE BORED SAMPLE POPULATION.
― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
gross
― chaki, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
what are you, stalking this thread?
― gabbneb, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I just found it! How can you stalk that which you first found? HOW?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
do i post a missed connection???? basically all the girls at melt banana show were cute and i had never seen them before???
― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
yes, do it!
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
never, ever, ever post a missed connection.
― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T LISTEN TO HER
― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
make it as vague as possible so as to get the most responses
― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean basically it would be
Hey cuet girls at Melt Banana show how come I have never seen you before??? Come out more often, and we will hang out! I was sweaty spastic guy at the front w/shaved head, not that other sweaty spastic guy with the awful shirt on.
― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually maybe I'll just post a link to this thread
oh yeah, that's definitely a way to win the ladies!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
me: internet stalking you: cute girl at melt banana Was there a spark? Say yes or I'LL KNIFE YOU
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see you before the next BANANA IN MONTANA, dig?
― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe it won't win ladies but it's entertaining, which is what the missed connections is really for right?
it's kind of weird that i never got into melt banana and now maybe it's too late for me
yeah srsly melt banana in montanana?
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Not quite stalking, but how best to approach (via facebook) two girls from whose lives I disappeared from years ago but would like to see how they are? "'sup" or start with an apology for said disappearance?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link
New stalking: me with expensive beer sitting on my fat ass watching tv
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
hey that is almost like me with mid-level bourbon sitting on my fat ass watching tv!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Cheap beer + internets.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg @ wedding planner on hell's kitchen right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
haha god i love hell's kitchen
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that melissa skank needs to GO
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
no shit! that bitch is horrendous! i would drop kick her ass right outta my kitchen for sure!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
melissa turned up the psycho tonight.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i was kinda amazed when they were tying up those little mint baggies that one of them didn't haul off and cold cock her
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i love hells kitchen so much
guys i lose it is not even 1030 and i already think i need to go hide my phone
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
KEEP POSTING
DISTRACT ME
i love hells kitchen too! i am almost ashamed to admit this
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link
my wife and i don't call it hells kitchen, we call it DOGS DINNA
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
why do you have to hide your phone?
i need to go out and buy more beer but i will be back
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
TXTING = NOT GOOD
DON'T LEAVE FOR TOO LONG. THIS IS DANGER ZONE!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://web.mit.edu/qmahoney/www/photos/rush-06/danger-zone/thumbs/danger-zone.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://static.flickr.com/35/65586700_d6abca4e08.jpg
this song is on repeat in my head right now
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link
cheap rye, preston sturges movies. this is a depressing simulacra of the life.
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
HI DERE
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
HI I JUST AET GIGANTOR BOWL OF SPAGEDDI. I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL ALL OF YOU.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link
spageddi or spadghettis?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i am trés hi right now
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
watching planet earth
hi dere max
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never seen a reality show as blatantly rigged as HK (hoping the nanny breaks a bottle over Melissa's head before all is said and done).
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
haha but now they are on separate teams so she can't!
i love how she changed from 'personal chef' to 'nanny'
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh man max! I want some w33d no fair ;_; I totally have to hit up my friend for some. I have holidays this week! OMG I NEED TO PLAN.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i am not good with w33d. however, i am v. sad now bc of beverly sills dying and am watching tons of youtubes of her. *sigh*
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
SHARKS, guys
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
DNFW sharks
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link
We EAT sharks here. We're HARDCORE.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRK! week
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I am really really drunk and just got stood up. Then I txted her trying a reverse gambit ("Oh hey I hope you don't think I stood you up. Sorry!") and I think I am getting el ultimo brush off.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm contemplating just fucking txting her asking for her to give it to me straight.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
sometimes that is not a bad idea unless it is too rash and makes things more complicated.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
what i'm saying is: it can backfire.
nooo don't do it jon
also hell's kitchen ehhhhh top chef is more compelling i need to start watching more tv. i love salman rushdie's ex wife she is a babe
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Jon: just dont then repeatedly txt her if you dont hear anything! You'll come over all crazy ;P
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
(I know becoz I haf done this things)
top chef wld be great to watch but i'm poor and don't have cable.
also have you guys ever seen 'cooking under fire'? it was with that duden ming tsai who i have a total crush on.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly, waht http://www.outlookindia.com/images/photoessays/slaman_rushdie_padma_lakshmi_BPE_20070115.jpg
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah just fuck it man if she's gonna be like that.
not the same thing...but i have a weirdo friend who makes bizarre disappearing acts, cutting off contact for no apparent reason. it makes me want to scream. why i am still her friend if she does this? i don't know.
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I called re: date at 4:45 pm. Txted around 6. Reply at 6:15 that she was called into work. replied at 6:30 that i was going to hang with friends for a bit. called around 10ish, didn't answer; txted her and was all "lol hope u don't think i blew u off" and she replied "no no its ok"
seems like that could be read as "i dont like you" or "playin it cool".... i guess i should gtb... although i want to say something to the effect that i want to play it straight and u r v v pretty
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Top Chef is awesome.
Hell's Kitchen would be more entertaining if he was screaming at competent chefs instead of a nanny, a line cook, a pastry chef, a couple of third-rung sous chefs and a Waffle House short order cook. Can you imagine anyone on Top Chef not being able to plate an order of pea risotto after cooking it seven nights in a row?
― milo z, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe she really did have to work? play it cool. also padma lakshmi is single now i believe and she likes nerdy guyz
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i say play it cool also.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
send the bitches my way bell labs
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i WISH i knew padma ;_;
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
u gonna top chefs http://www.asiansinmedia.org/pictures/people/padma_lakshmi.jpg
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
jess is such a liar he said he was coming back after beer run :(
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i am so stupid
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
oh hush
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
j0n is living some east coast parallel of my life right now
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
all my romantic missives are edited to fit in a single sms or alternately a twitter entry
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link
except when he talks about shit i dont understand
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link
(xpost bitter laughter of the lonely drunk)
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i have in my saved drafts right now a txt that says "yo ****, you are cute and i like you" that i didnt send at the last minute after calling a friend for advice
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
-- ghost rider, Monday, July 2, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
haha deej good call
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
so, I went out tonight with some friends for dinner and then met up with a bartender friend who just adopted a rescued great dane (so huge and adorable and shy!) and followed her and some other friends to another couple bars.
such a great, beautiful night to sit on bar patios and enjoy life.
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't think people in their early 20s understand "playing it straight" :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god i love a great dane. also: patios. namely: drinking on patios. i have a patio. guys, let's make this happen soon.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I wd like to get such a to-the-point text from a crush as "yo, Laurs, you are cute and I like u."
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
It sounds refreshing.
ya, rly.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
why am i watching ab fab?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link
it's only nice when it's sincere jw do u even remember what she looks like? or is that a different one
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link
stop it xpost
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link
its v sincere but i feel like she's playing the game so i have to too
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
there is no such thing as "the game"
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link
oh fuck yes there is!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link
1st date went really well but i missed opportunity to say anything and 2nd date isnt til next sunday and she's all 'i dont THINK i have anything scheduled then,' like in case she needs an out she's got it, and id rather do something like this in person but this is complicated by me working w/ her every day :-/ so should i be patient?
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link
so not used to this, i havent been 'crushing' really in like 4 years, just dates and fwb's and gfs who skipped the dating process altogether
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i need a crush :(
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i think you hit a certain age and give up the game. why do i want to waste all my time playing games and possibly ruining shit for no reason when i could just be a huge douchebag and fuck things up proper
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link
wait deej she is co-worker ABORT
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
we both hate job tho and are trying to leave. it is like a contest to see who gets another job first
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
i think my mistake is that i hold people to a certain standard of decency so am constantly disappointed. jon keeps telling me i should lower my standards but i don't think so. i just want people to not suck. xxpost.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
x-post deej ok wellll then i say if you really, really like her make an overture but not via text message, but in person. if you're not willing to, she's not worth it.
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
txt from girl who i hooked up w/ right after i broke up w/ gf:
i hate that i miss you as much as i do. denial has faded into acceptance and im struggling. i hope its been worth it max.
??? i knew this girl for like 3 weeks and hooked up with her only 4 or 5 times.
also she is my advisors daughter. OOPS.
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
WASNT THTAT THE PLOT OF REVENGE OF NERDS 2
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/my_boss_s_daughter/_group_photos/ashton_kutcher1.jpg
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link
YEAH ITS ALL A JOKE TO YOU GUYS
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link
THIS SHIT HAS IRL CONSEQUENCES
ALSO REVENGE OF THE NERDS 2 WAS FILMED AT MY SCHOOL
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
aw max. i didn't mean it like that.
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:55 (sixteen years ago) link
im willing to in person, just not in person @ work
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link
is there off work bar-going or anything? or can you whisk her to the side while leaving the worplace and tell her how charming you find her?
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link
All my friends are nelson-laughing at me saying I'm gonna end up daeting my friend who is moving in with me at the end of the year ;_; GOD STOP IT GUYS WE ARE NOT RARGH.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean he's cute and we get on great and stuff but ... NO.
I feel like my life is the plot of Questionable Content :/
-- bell_labs, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 5:00 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yeah i mean naturally, im not really giving the full story here but im not so sure a reveal is a smart thing to do @ this juncture
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link
play by the "heart" not by the "game" this sis the most sincere thing ive said on the internet today horrrayy
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link
you know the "reveal" is just as much "game" as anything else
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link
ok moment of weakness over, playing it cool from here on out
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link
high-fives dueds i go to slleep now
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i should go to sleep and stop stalkin'
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I've got a m8 who's useless with women. He gets drunk and sends the women he's trying to pursue the WORST shit. We've, very wittily, nicknamed him the SMStalker.
I also remember reading his email once and he ended an email to this chick with a Neutral Milk Hotel lyric (that was about 5 years ago).
― Drooone, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:19 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^It wasn't just me doing the reading, other people were there too. In fact, I was in no way the instigator.
― Drooone, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I write lyrics in my emails sometimes ;_; Not crappy emo shit band ones though.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:57 (sixteen years ago) link
max that girl is creeeeeeepy.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link
in defense of max's creepy girl, she's probably just young and doesn't know better
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link
doesn't know better than to not be creepy?
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, more "overinvested" maybe.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:31 (sixteen years ago) link
girls be needing to learn making out with a dude will not make him your boyfriend.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link
uh so I'm all embarassed and shit sitting on the couch hung over.... and my phone just sms beeps :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
1 million gold coins to the person who invents a phone Breathalyzer.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link
But the Korean cell phone manufacturer LG Electronics, according to ABC News, has gone a step further with the party gimmicks. LG's LP4100 brand, to be released in the U.S. later this year, not only takes pictures of your friends' bar tricks, it can also ward off two of a wild Saturday night's most undesirable consequences--drunk dialing and DUIs.
The LP4100 has a built-in breath analyzer that, when blown into by an intoxicated partier, gives a warning and displays a nifty little animation of a car swerving on a road and crashing into traffic cones. (Which should be easy for even the tipsy mind to understand.)
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link
The phone can also be programmed to block selected numbers in the address book--bosses, moms, exes, pizzerias--if the breath analyzer records a blood-alcohol concentration over 0.08.
It's already a hit in Korea, where more than 200,000 of LG's Breathalyzer-type phones have been sold.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
at least all i did when i drank last night was posted about my boring bullshit on here
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
personally, i think all my phone should have in it when drunk is pizzerias
then get up late for work
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I need like 8 blowjobs for this much ennui
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I watched some tv and fell asleep. OH YEAH AND GOT IT ON.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link
that was actually a lot meaner than I thought it would be.
i would think a portable breathalyzer would encourage me to drink more and set new personal records
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
you know that actually is what happened with someone I know.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:57 (sixteen years ago) link
that's what happened to everyone I know who got a breathalyzer
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link
If I had one of those, we could institute a scoring system into the "John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink it" thread.
Which kind of means I need one.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I wish such a phone had existed four years ago. My life would have been so much tolerable. :(
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't want any of those test strip ones.
What I want is a thing that goes up a tower and hits a bell like those test your strength ones. hmmm
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/cjmyers009/Breathalyzer-1.jpg
My old bar had this chart with wheels and things that you could use to try and figure out if you were over the limit. It was great fun to try and figure out how the fuck to read it when you were already too far gone. Hmm, maybe that was the actual test.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link
HI GUYS (NAMELY TRZA) I WENT OUT TO BUY MORE BEER LAST NIGHT BUT THEN I WENT TO THE BAR AND NOW I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT!
SORRY!
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
(mostly sorry for my head.)
ruh roh!
did you buy beer and take it to the bar or did you cross the bar's path first?
i am kinda woah tired today but we have 4th of july breakfast so that is helping :D
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
consumption list for last night: newcastle curried chicken newcastle strongbow strongbow warsteiner dunkel
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
"OOPS I WENT TO A BAR"
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Delicious delicious dirty martinis were the order of the evening for me. Two was prob not enough but I got sleepy.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
unless they're small martini glasses (bar I go to has giiiiiiant glasses) two is def. enough
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link
ha, I called girl last night and she was watching top chef while i was watching hell's kitchen (= she is classy and has cable, and I am low)
― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link
They were regular glasses. And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i walked across the street and the liquor store was closed already but the bar was not U_U
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I think Vic and I need to go to Uni0n p00l again :(
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://madinkbeard.com/blog/wp-content/images/tintin-nothing.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i drank a bottle of wine and smoked and watch 3 episodes of larry sanders by myself
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
but i avoided sending a stupid email to my ex
All my weird paranoias about exes and such seemed to evaporate over the last couple days. Now it's all patios and beers and food and friends for the next few days, and music festivals and lots of shit to do at work. Life is back to normality, I guess
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Last week, I was politely asked not to crash my exes wedding this Saturday and cause trouble. Which actually makes it a much more entertaining concept to do so.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Are you invited?
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
wow, if I got married I would definitely call people to tell them they weren't invited.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
No. The groom is afraid of me, and requested that I be left off the invitation list.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
For historical reference, plz to consult NB summer of love '06.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
wow. xpost
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Last summer blew.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Hooray for "not last summer" turn of events, srsly.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
2x
― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
you know, i can't say there has been any good summer of love action on my side, but at least there's been nothing BAD! last summer was some major crap.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Last summer10 months blew.
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
see i had FALL OF LOVE '06. i was behind the curve by like three months.
Back on topic: who should be on my stalking list?
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
- iranian hot dog vendor, corner of 53rd and broadway - jerry stiller - our nation's firefighters - that dishy strongo hulkington
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i don't have any stalkees either
― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Noize should have it's own version of Secret Santa, but with creepy phone calls instead of inexpensive gifts.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
And if I'd gotten more than 4 hrs' sleep the night before, I'd have had a third drink...but alas
dorothy parker to thread, regarding 3 martinis.
― lauren, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe Andy Dick. He'd probably invite you back to his place to do coke.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
never been stalked ;_;
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I propose:
-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?) -post-DC seat-mate, lost to the mists of time & hangoverness, alas -?
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
* cute girl who works at jerry's tacos * cute girl who works at mediterranean triangle * cute girls who work at auntie em's
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
what does it say about me that all of my stalking candidates are food service employees
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
- any woman who would actually put up with me
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
it says you're needy
http://bsiderecordshop.com/oscommerce/images/DCHILDCATER2U.JPG
also fat
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking. PARADOX
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
all attention is good attention
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Especially where 'attention' means buying me drinks.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ qft
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
-drummer from A@ (at Cakeshop on Sun, any takers?)
^ yes
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
what about women who would put up with you up to the point of stalking.
Actually, the only way I can put up with stalkers is if they buy me drinks/get me stoned. Otherwise I have to play pinball and ignore them long enough to where they get the point.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I imagine you attract lots of stalkers Michael.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Blind cretins, for the most part, alas, and people of highly suspect taste.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― sleep, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Delicious delicious dirty martinis were the order of the evening for me.
That could easily be the order of the late morning for me today.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i'm about ready to uncork the rye again
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
tho it is early afternoon on this coast
also i'm an alcoholic
It's five o'clock somehwere and tomorrow's a holiday.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link
xp also you work from home. Fucker.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I am going to make my day better by having fresh mozz & basil pizza for lunch.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm stalking this little guy. i'll see him in hours! MERE HOURS!!!!
http://lh3.google.com/kevin.rys/RoqDTslal7I/AAAAAAAAAGM/hFs4a88E7TU/s800/lbj.jpg
you can't understand how excited i am.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
He looks a little nervous. I'd try the subtle approach.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
aw. ian is dogsitting and i am going to meet the pup in question later tonight :D
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the sound of the camera makes him nervous. years and years ago, before we had a digital camera, all the pictures of him had him with his ears down. when the gears on the 35mm camera would ajust the lens he'd get nervous and put the ears down.
he's still the awesomest dog ever.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Four toes at left side of pic.
Crepey
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh man, Linds, Bill is awesome but "pup" is not the word!!
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
that's towga's ex, optical illusion, i commented on it the first time i saw it too.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link
that dog is AWESOME. also I think we all need to start stalking m. white
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I have been for awhile. He just hasn't noticed. I'm that good.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought we already did
― river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
will these work? http://a416.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00262/51/40/262990415_l.jpg
http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01081/46/74/1081794764_l.jpg
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
NB: You can stalk M White fairly effectively through Steve Shasta.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I am in a bad mood.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
If it makes you feel any better, the only person I am actively flirting with at the moment lives in Seattle = I'm an idiot.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
As I count it, that's at least three drinks. Keep 'em coming, folks.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
the only person i wld stalk right now is the person who will drive me to new york for frees i wld stalk the shit out of anyone who wld fly me there (i bet i cld be a good stalker if i weren't so changeable/lazy)
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
the only person I am actively flirting
Wait, is there inactive flirting?
rrobyn, have you set out a stalking menu? What does one get for a balloon ride to New York? How about if they paddle you by canoe? Take you in full State Coach and eight horses? Dog cart? Rickshaw?
― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
is laurel flirting with an IREr o_O
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
There is "would do but can't be bothered w/ possible fallout", I guess. As opposed to "wd do, and damn the consequences".
xp Ahahah no.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Does looking at lastfm every 15 minutes count as stalking?
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 6:02 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
today things btween me and rebound girl were ... strained
crush girl = rebound girl btw
i want to move this whole thing to the braggin thread by the end of the month
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
state coach? i thought it was stage coach! maybe it is both xpost
but coach + 8 horses = bumpy ride but also = neat, so yes, wld stalk but not do hangups/heavybreathing
dog cart = google search
yacht ride = in yr neighbourhood knowing yr schedule taking pics from behind yr hedges
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
i feel creepy now
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Guys we are becoming KtS right now :((((
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahahah oh my god o_O
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link
waht is kts
― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a gusher.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/babies_crying.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
drunkhigh = anything but cryin rite now.
of course by 1am it will be gameover embarrassing txts to follow
― deej, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
guys ya gotta cio
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
the pain is really not all that delicious
i am not stalking anyone but i am going to chat up all these white girls at the party i'm about to go to
― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 03:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i hate to bump this thread but i think i missed my opportunity w rebound girl :( and she is blowing me off this weekend :(
― deej, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking chipotle website. sending them emails requesting a store in des moines.
in the meantime, frequenting our local burrito chains
― mh, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking craigslist no-fee apartment listings
― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
healthcare jobs in CHI/NYC/PDX
― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
(anyone know anyone???)
― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh, stupid hippie girl stop calling me from the roof looking into my living room
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
exboyfriend FROM THREE YEARS AGO called me three times between 2:30 and 3:30 the other night. wtf dude why do you even still have my number?
― jessie monster, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
rw are you certified for nursing? friend does travel nursing = housing paid for and very nice pay/hours/etc.
― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
alcohol quickens the memory
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
this is why we delete ex's phone numbers immediately upon termination of relationship. unless they could be a future w33d hookup or something.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
some exes I'd take a call from any time of the day.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
not currently stalking anyone, even casually! need to replenish.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
tza: no, not nursing certified. Am an EMT-B, though, which opens up some options, I guess! I mean, I'm trying to get a job on the ambulance here in BZN, but failing that would like to go elsewhere. Working as an EMT in NYC, for instance, would be A++++, but I don't think I can get a job like that from a few thousand miles away
― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
There are lots of private ambulance services, too, though! Hmmmm...
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
how do i shot
― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
(also, fwiw, most ambulances are private e.g. the company i'm applying to work for now)
― river wolf, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Worst Steve Jobs Product Introduction Ever
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 9 July 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Hard to stalk drummer when everyone flakes out of show. I know, I know -- it's too hot and too much a Sunday to deal with a late night, I feel kind of the same and didn't end up going anyway. But I was already at the Manhattan Br when the last person texted, declining. I turned it into a chance to stalk some Black Angus hot dogs at the Smoke Joint which A+++.
― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link
tell me more of these black angus hot dogs laurel. i think i might like to stalk them myself
― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
joints 8080
― jergïns, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I was SO hungry and hot and met up with good chatty company so I wasn't totally focused on leisurely consumption of HOT DOG YUM, so I can't give a detailed tasting analysis. But it was good. The mac, though, wasn't as good as it should be at a home-style bbq place: it was creamy enough but not a strong cheese taste, like they used all bland source materials. It needed gruyere or something that bit back.
― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
damn where is this place???
― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
give me exact co-ordinates...stalky stalky!
It's on Fulton between S Elliot and Lafayette streets, by an odd little traffic triangle median thingy. To be specific.
― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link
aw, thanks!
― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking apartments for new school year. law of attraction. commmmmme to jbr.
― get bent, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.mooseworld.com/sightings2.htm
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Flickr stalking is like a puzzle you have to solve...what terms will bring you results?! Where will the secret key show itself....
― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
- brisket - beer - various noizers
― strongohulkington, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
- that dishy strongo hulkington?
― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
his kiss is always on my list
― strongohulkington, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf, I completely failed to stalk this weekend unless bbq counts.
sitting alone at bar and not bothering to engage in more than light conversation while waiting for my friends despite friendly girls sitting nearby = dud.
― mh, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Can someone dig up the photo of ugly dude looking at stilt girl's butt?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
WHO WILL I STALK??
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I will stalk you tehresa.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link
stalky stalky
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm kind of bored today (no reflection on tehresa's stalk-worthiness). I will stalk anyone.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i still need a stalkee, though. and i can't really stalk my stalker, right?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
who is stalking you
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Ms Misery, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:42 AM (Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:42 AM) Bookmark Link
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
this is all getting too meta for me
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
others are welcome, too, though! i need ego boost this week /grumpy
aw, sorry
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes I think actively doing the stalking is more interesting than just being stalked.
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
im both being stalked and doing stalking and im enjoying my own stalking (of my ex, despite its unhealthiness) far more than the being stalked
― max, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm stalking a pulled pork sandwich for lunch
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i am stalking how to eat lunch outside where it's not -45 degrees without getting further sunburned.
i think i'm gonna lose.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
my boss is stalking me
― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i found out the other day that my much-hated boss lives two blocks from me on my street :(
― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm stalking how to have a very uncomfortable conversation with my one boss later and a much less uncomfortable conversation with my other boss after that
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
i think you guys are being too liberal with the definition of stalking
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean go big or go home right
I was gonna say: you people! I am properly stalking but with not very good results.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Who? And what are some expected results of stalking?
― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, i still need something/one to properly stalk!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link
"you should never go to them let them come to you just like i do just like i do..."
― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Laurel, Monday, July 9, 2007 10:07 PM
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
It will be funnier if my real-life friends turn out to know the stalkee in person, though.
xp ahaha. Well, I could start....
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i need prey!
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
that was more of a generalized suggestion to everyone xp
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Evan, meet Jess. Jess, Evan.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
'sup
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Jess I am watching season 3 of the wire, do you have a cameo, y/n?
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
no, but i might have one in season 5
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
"man on corner of park ave."
"...eating hot dog with everything."
― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
whoah there's 5 seasons already
stalking:
-- the Wire
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
season five forthcoming in 2008, filming now
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i think i could discover some things based on:
park ave. hot dog w/ everything "man" wire
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
that is not stalking. that is deduction. stalking takes those facts and finds out new things from them!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
if you find out anything good, lemme know
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
now i feel crepey :(
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
aw, no, i was kidding
xpost lol lol lol
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
damn, rw is better at this than i am! but i haven't actually started yet because i am "working".
― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm stalking this:
http://www.roadfood.com/photos/7833.jpg
maybe tomorrow. lunch. yes.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
omg want
― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i've failed in most of my stalking endeavors so far
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
that is like all of the food???
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
STOP FAILING, JEEZ! xpost
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link
most of my stalking objects live in foreign lands O_o
...but not for long?
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link
does this mean you are relocating, or you are kidnapping stalking objects??? cause that is like, dedicated stalking!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i get the job done
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I semi-stalked a car w/ an operation ivy stick today. It was a couple tho :/
― bnw, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
*stickerrr :\
― bnw, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
cut it out, cut it out!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I like to see what pretty girls have on their iPods
I like stalking peoples lastfms.
Wait, did I say that upthread?
― Trayce, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link
-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM (Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM) Bookmark Link
a good work ethic is essential to good stalking.
― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:40 (sixteen years ago) link
now stalking: a wii
― max, Monday, 26 November 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link
-- mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (4 months ago) Link
ugh, it's so true
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? BE IN A RELATIONSHIPH FOR HIBERNATION, IT IS THE BEST WAY. Shared body heat etc etc.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link
yes ma'am
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
mmmmmm yes blankets is toasty
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
See? I, on the other hand, keep having breakups in the fall & winter.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know why I opened this thread exactly but now I am stalking what I am guessing is mac n cheese w/ hot sauce.
― nickalicious, Monday, 26 November 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Hello, Laurel :*
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
stalking an illuminati: new world order ccg on ebay dork shame :( :(
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not sniffling, my current sitch has been mitigated. But still it's going to be a very cold winter.
― Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man elmo, over thanksgiving my mom mentioned she finally got rid of a bunch of stuff I'd left in my parents' basement, and I think illuminati might have been in there! :(
I'll have to see if it was..
― mh, Monday, 26 November 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link