hay cankles

http://www.dataphone.se/~ms/u-com/images/the-sims-aod3-box.jpg

AROOO

I SMELL ELK

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!

wtf dachshund?

kr1st3n k3ttle- hutz 2 thread

i think that kid is gonna pee on that dachshund

From: "Conner Smedleyt" | This is Spam | To: gygax0...
CC: "ArcaMax"
Subject: Hi
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:45:24 -0500

I'm a werewolf Your a were doulphin cool! here s some pics of me! E-mail me !

wait, how did Jon Lewis get in gygax!'s email?

http://www.taurinfox.com/art/2005/kenova%20wolf.jpg

aroooo

I am a Werewolf

buhhh

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Will "Coyote" Nate Patrin demand the addition of a coy-dog class?

Here is a bit of FYI:

I studied wolves and coyotes in the field in Wyoming one summer!

I really can't be spending more than a dollar per inch on plush right now.

ball cupping: nice touch.

It's the eye for detail that makes a masterpiece.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_08_2007/post-1835-1186169070.jpg

NO NO NO NO

http://www.frozencpu.com/images/products/small/bad-362.jpg

Alright, you asked for it you fucking bastards:

http://kitnkayboodle.comicgenesis.com/d/20030520.html

Be sure to read all the way through the "Shirlee's Mom" storyline.

Then start lolcatting furiously in a vain attempt to scrub your formerly-innocent brane.

his peepee barely makes it out his furry wolf sac

hence the look of consternation

Jon you just blew my mind

curtis you can be in my pack

oh god why did i read through that link of jon lewis's?

Aw poor shirlee's mom, she's missing her only daughter and stuff, how touching. Also BLEEEARGH BLAAARGH HWAALP etc etc etc.

There's more about shirlee's mom later on. It, er, it gets way worse.

my zing on the bassnectar thread is going unsung.

ewww - still what a relief! i thought he was going to bang her while she was woozy.

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http://www.fuzzwolf.com/bc-ddm.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/46/Dogboner.jpg

http://kitnkayboodle.comicgenesis.com/d/20030708.html

uh wau

http://www.flickr.com/photos/61642763@N00/2808674139/in/photostream/

amon my cell block

eman

(h)

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http://www.callingalldogs.com/ProductImages/travel_carriers/PetPilot300.jpg

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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/404267876_91376e8015.jpg?v=0

golden retrievers on a plane might be my favorite image in a long time

d-damn...

Richard Katellis
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Richard Katellis (also known as Kat Ellis) was born on 5 October 1970. He is a classical arts illustrator, and furry artist from Eugene, Oregon, United States.

Richard Katellis is the fiancée of fellow artist, and aspiring writer, Shirlee Chessler-Wakefield. They both make frequent, recurrent appearances on Katellis' webcomic Kit n Kay Boodle, represented as a cat for him, and a mouse for Shirlee. Katellis is very open about his sexuality and carnal experiences, which he isn't afraid to showcase artistically on the Net.

Through the Web he has come into contact with other furry artists and writers who share his interest for sexual openness, such as Albert Temple, writer of the comic Gene Catlow, and Albert's girlfriend, Tawana Gilroy. They often make guest appearances on his webcomic.
External links

* Kit n Kay Boodle
* Richard Katellis' gallery at the VCL
* Richard Katellis' journal at LiveJournal

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cankles.jpg

oh god I hate you all but omar most of all for reviving this thread. I've seen things that cannot be unseen. :-(

groaning # of ilxors working 2 avoid cankles

http://saynotocankles.com/

don't miss this link, ENBB

http://www.flickr.com/photos/61642763@N00/2808674139/in/photostream/

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, September 27, 2008 10:01 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is that link something I can or cannot click on at work?

yes

n/m figured damage already done with all the stuff already posted at the beginning of this one. Link is very cute.

how is the "i'm in my lab" pic still on here? yuck.

Cankles, have you got a copy of 'Footnotes from Gaza' yet? Fuckin' awesome.

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw7rfeDezf1qacr13o1_500.jpg

i don't even

wow. gotta be a shop?!//

holy shit

hitlarious

less embarrassing than the nipple ring

did u just jump the contrarian shark? ironic racism (hipsters are your most hated foe remember?) is less embarrassing than a pierced nipple?

i was joking

sometimes we make jokes on ilx

you know what's really tiredsome? all racism = lol cankles

even if it's true - it's old

holy moly

is tht the guy w/the tatooed specs

in many cultures the swastika is a sign of good luck

NYROCK: You got in a lot of trouble for saying something about a Swastika sign. The press even used your single "Hey Dude" and turned it into "Heil Dude"...

MILLS: The ancient Indian swastika symbol is a very positive symbol. That was what I was talking about. It's pro peace, love and equality beliefs. They failed to mention that I didn't talk about the Nazi symbol at all, but you know how the press is. They decided to make a big deal out of it. I was simply young and too innocent. I really wasn't talking about the Nazi sign. I was so caught up in the Indian mythology, that I didn't even think about how the Nazis perverted that sign.

http://www.nyrock.com/interviews/kula_int.htm

less embarrassing than the nipple ring

― cankles RIP... a fart (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 14, 2010 1:15 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

or the stars!

wispy chest pubes pretty gross too tbh

Ew, I hadn't even noticed those until you pointed them out. Thanks a lot ;p

(Evs, I'm sorry about my post last night. i was in a bitchy mood and taking it out on the internet. pic probably does belong here more than anywhere else. <3)

honestly enbb it was more blatant 4channery = cankles than it was racism

or, rather, lol racism ---> 4chan and fwiends ---> canky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd1sYKp93MA

i only wish there were an 800 number on that because i would buy that shit so hard

i havent posted anything remotely 4ch related in years

i'd much rather be known as a racist monster than as the 4ch guy

i have 1 of those only it is a pig

You are aware that being known as a racist monster will get you kicked off of this website, right?

boy what a tragedy that would be

u guys should have ur own sitcom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfpfEOZcCWU

As long as you know.

lol

been reading the thread title to the tune of "hey playa" in my head

http://images.lowriderarte.com/drawings/0701_lrap_06_z+drawings+notorious_big.jpg

what happened to cankles?

what did he do to get the permaban?

he loved, ksh

he loved

he farted

hahahaha

blap

what'd he do

― zvookster, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he was himself

― call all destroyer, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (13 seconds ago) Bookmark

^^^lol simultaneity, also lol que

Alex Chilton RIP 2010

maybe alex was into it

people SB'd him for that?

I imagine

i did

i really hope ppl didn't sb him for that but i just know they did

we should start a thread about how the SB system is broken

i know people were literally crying at that news, but come on.

also ksh, i just SB'ed you for asking if people SB'ed him for that, FYI.

i guess he coulda been ~50 already at that point.

i don't think i've ever pressed SB more than once. this is ilx.

thanks i was wondering where i was

mr que how could you SB ksh for that

i don't think i've ever pressed SB more than once. this is ilx.

you live in a crazy alternate universe ilx imo

a crazy alternate universe? how so? this place is always crazy, so i try to roll w/ it instead of SB'ing people

which is sane

mr que how could you SB ksh for that

i would sb you for asking this, but i love you too much

i honestly have no idea what to make of ksh's attempt at a jaded poster routine but it's really nagl right now

don't think it's jaded of me to say this place is always crazy so i don't SB people

he tries to roll with it

great attitude
for me to poop on

lol

haha

http://www.physicalcompany.co.uk/documents/press_releases/Roll%20With%20It.jpg

tbf that cankles routine on the rip thread...it's so avoidable and clearly it was done as a means of riling the touchy-feely elements of ilx, but even if done in full awareness of how poorly-judged it was, there was never going to be any other result. dude should have waited for Thatcher to pop her clogs

by 'avoidable' i largely mean 'gratuitous' - there was just no need, no point to articulate, no enemy to engage

not getting it

cankles is hardly lenny bruce lj, get some perspective

do you mean to be frank or to be fair? i hate ppl who say to be fair when they mean this is my opinion.

actually at this point i just hate ppl who say to be fair

i.e. englishes

to be fair to mr que and his wanton sb'ing

hey it's hardly wanton--i didn't sb you

and to be fair i'm sure i had sb'ed ksh many times in the past, i doubt this one counted.

To be a fag.

^(cankles tribute post and entirely not in line with my own opinions about homosexuals)

(and what to call them)

xpost

we should start a thread about how the SB system is broken

― ksh

cad, i didn't say this in response to your post above mine, btw.

("Mary", probably)

i know that ksh

(or "Stud")

the wind cries cankles imo

I might rename one of my types of farts in honor of him, yes.

Most of my early music experiences were by way of my aged punk rock mom - 47 now, she was there a lot in the New York scene right from the early 70s until about '85 when she had me. Probably had sex with half of the New York Dolls, the crazy old broad. Anyway, this led to a lot of The Ramones, 60s girl group stuff, vintage garage rock being played around my house. Also. other artifacts going up through Wild Man Fischer, Dead Milkmen, etc. Having this drilled into me, I had a pretty healthy contempt for "classic rock" growing up. So it wasn't really until I was a teenager, ie. now, that I've shouldered the impetus to experience classic rock for myself. (caveat; my Ma was always into The Who and the Stones, esp. [predictably] in the earlier phases of their careers. She always loved "Tommy" though) It's easy now to view punk rock in similar terms, as being stolid and outmoded. But I still find some kernels of excitement even in the retrogressive material, whereas with classic rock it can be harder to approach. It probably depends on the era - the Yardbirds are "classic" rock and I love them, but I can't stomach Zep. In the end, I try and look at it in more practical (though possibly duller) terms, where it's just another area of music with potential for me to explore. There are very few genres that repel me entirely... and, uh, I think I lost my point. If I had one. I suppose it's the particular irony of being raised to overvalue what has become just as "classic" a form of rock as what it was designed to oppose.

― Adrian Langston (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 02:25 (7 years ago) Bookmark

its sad, he was earnest

way to poop on the legend

there have been so many threads and so much talk about cankles w/ his previous 1000 bannings that this subject is pretty doneeee.

dude likes ilx enough to post for a cheap laugh but doesn't like it enough to care whether or not he gets kicked off. pretty apparent that he cares less than lots of people on this thread. I'll miss him on ILNFL, but by this point I can't see this as anything but 'cankles deciding to leave'

the sb system is silly, but I can't imagine any moderated msg board that wouldn't have kicked him off by now.

cool so this board is unmoderated apart from the SB system?

didn't care enough about potentially upsetting 51 ppl yah

i think it sucks that places like ilnfl--which were way more tolerant of his antixx than ile--wont get to hang out with the cankenstein monster

he was totally different on the sports-threads than he was on other threads iirc. more earnest, i guess. fwiw, never suggest-banned him or anyone. he seemed fine, when he wasn't trying to be shocking.

we'll miss him on ILG

will pour out an eagle tear for him

u guys sb'd him for a triumph the insult comic dog reference? rly?

quick ?: is the ban done by login or IP?

cuz imo dude is smart enuff to get around either...

It seems like just yesterday that he was last unbanned, but really it was like 5 months! If he had held out just a little longer, the sbans he accrued in the first days after his ban was lifted would have been erased.

the sug ban is still the worst thing that happened to the board IMO

^^

2nd worst thing: BBcode

i'm not even in the mood to be sincere-guy-suggesting-things but how many of those sb's came from ile/ilm, you know? like if he was permitted to be a sub-board-only poster would anyone care

more like BBcode Gayground

He had the opportunity to be a sub-board-only poster. He chose not to be.

insubboardination

btw i think the mods do a good job,

it's just i think actual human modding is always best...way better than automating passive aggressiveness

yeah passive aggressiveness is best left to the pros

i heard main boards are the best place to troll though

damn is this it for him?

rip. your cankles burned out long before the legend ever did.

i've already made the argument that I (and the denizens of ILG and ILNFL) would like to see him back on those subboards. Maybe a longer conversation on this makes sense once he's slept off the ban, presuming he wants to come back. An ILNFL season without cankles is like a twinkie without filling.

I would probably rather eat a twinkie without filling

well, see there you go.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cankles in the wind

3/19/2010 nvr forget

until it happens again in two months

http://www.royalengineers.ca/40_Last%20Post%20%28Tattoo%29.mp3

i knew whiney was a big canks fan but wow he really took this badly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA_TTKetyM

hahaha oh man that dog!

awesome

hay

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http://twitter.com/georgelazenby/statuses/25639546261

??

Followed by @stephenfry

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;_;

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― Sniffin' 2: Electric Elmers Glue (brownie)

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was gonna say that was a perfect vintage cankmoticon and then i realized

http://media4.px.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/OpY-O__dqQKxorsc7LH4HA/l

'ay dude. Did you go to Hampshire?

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happy birthday ade

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'ay dude. Did you go to Hampshire?

― kkvgz, Wednesday, April 13, 2011 9:59 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

what

Why the fuck did I ask you that? Shit! I must have had a reason...

hay cankles

http://i.imgur.com/E6uo3nr.jpg

I played some Diablo 3 (lol) against a dude with the name cankles but it wasn't you :(

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0ba2f68e1624cb1086b3ece6041c4010/tumblr_o32x6nt8uH1r707vso1_500h.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrO4rzkePPECXlHoXMe2K_Q