powerful conservative images

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Lmao

*_*

stalin luther king, jr.

"I will never know the America you knew".

That's been true of every American born since 1776. Thankfully.

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Holy shit.

Also "Think for a 2nd" reminds me of the "girl you wish you hadn't started talking to at a party" bit on SNL.

i don't get it... Obama getting in means children's donkeys will be taken away? My eagle weeps...

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That last one crosses the line imo

omg

love to see the reaction if that last one was done with military members

nice to know that even though there is nothing inherently useful about teaching, if teachers happen to do courageous things during massacres then they can attain posthumous hero status

so, only good public schoolteacher is a dead one, am i reading these guys right?

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grandpa whispering to you over his shoulder abt what rapists love

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!!! $200,000 !!!

Goddamn UN with their 4,000 pairs of low quality jackboots on our necks!

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powerful conservative mages

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rapists love trigger locks looks like some crazy bumper sticker

featuring chewbacca

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Conservatives have better taste in nightwear.

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!

his cutie mark is a swastika

I had totally forgotten about Paul Ryan

would rather meet chick on left coz she's hot

gun luvin' conservative: passtimes include watching death wish on loop in my windowless, unlit basement while i clean my collection of high-powered assault rifles.

H4A have you see this??

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

oh yeah. i think it's been discussed in the brony thread

wow, that dude is extra hateful

i made the mistake of linking to that guy once and now he bugs me on twitter

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Humans: now stupid enough to reject overwhelming evidence of the negative effect of their actions on the earth's natural weather cycle.

The idiot word there is 'control'

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navy seals don't kill ppl. obama kills ppl.

Morbsy

gruntstyle

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fierce leopard print saddle blanket

George Bush on a Segway

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obama must said all that stuff, there's quotation marks around it

look at w on that bike, what a badass

obama what a nerd

goretex parka and bike shorts: our manliest prez

lol barack could stand to raise that seat a tad, where the secret service at

my god gw's legs look like serena williams'

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this one has me stumped

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derp derp derp derp

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"Oh shit you guys they figured it out my big government nooooooo"

Liberals, after facing the wrath of Dan Conner.

lol the conners were democrats tho

If a victim of a murderous killing spree doesn't like guns, he demands that his higher brain functions be banned, and shut down.

If a Republican doesn't like abortions, he doesn't have one.

If a Democrat doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.

If a Republican is intolerant of another religion, they decide to ban all mosques from within 1 mile of the former WTC and all of their favorite politicians gather around in a circle and jerk each other off in self-congratulation newscycles

If a Democrat is intolerant of another religion, they're rightfully called a fucking asshole and their friends stop talking to them

If a Republican doesn't like gay marriage, he simply chooses to be in a heteronormative marriage anyway.

If a Democrat doesn't like gay marraige, he wants it declared unconstitutional.

if a democrat don't like celery he put the peanut butter on it
if a republican don't like celery he put the ranch

if you demand that those they don't like be shut down .... you just might be a democrat

republicans drive like this
but DEMOCRATS drive like THIS

women be abortin

How have I never seen this thread?

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and then there's

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haha I'm sensing a lost business opportunity to start a private school that is only bible study and target practice (graduation ceremony...amazing grace sung by valedictorian while pistols are fired haphazardly into the air)

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well there u have it

goddamn it has been 30 years and presidents are still clearing their own brush, we have got to hire more ppl to do that,, one of them could get hurt

presidents sure love to clear brush

george washington cut down that cherry tree

yeah but reagan was all "mister washington, cut down that tree!" so that really gives you the whole story in one sentence

reagan probably reenacting some wwii movie scenario that he recalled as real life

more like scarface, holding that chainsaw all like
say hullo to ma littuh fren
*imagines brush to be department of energy*

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holding out hope maybe he did the pottery back there too

I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?

"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"

"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."

Lol

the crab has a bit of an eric carle look to it

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true

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baaware

Why does he still have wolfhands? Is Glenn Beck actually a wolf? Or does he just like to wear a dog collar? I don't get it.

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ALLEY BOY OR ALL LEY BOY?

dammit

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Suckling at the cold metal teat of Marco Rubio.

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Too bad socialized healthcare can't cure cancer, unlike the for-profit model where it is a trivial matter no one ever dies from.

PS: I bet anyone $10 bux the CIA somehow gave him cancer.

It's a lot of fun to imagine W. as an evil genie who pops up out of thin air to zing the recently deceased, I recommend it

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should not have googled "that guy in the white house"

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"over 93% of shootings are young black men shooting other young black men"
fascinating, tell me more

it... does tell u more

theres more text below that sentence, see

xxxxxxp i'd grab a beer with evil genie bush

am0n somehow i stopped reading after that sentence, must be something wrong with me

that trayvon martin one is next level

my god

if i had a son he'd look like osama bin laden

that white baby could've been the next hitler

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sanger otm

ws

conservative dollar

smanger

Atheist, Communists, promoter of Eugenics and Racism

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niice

powerful

Why do we do this to ourselves.

Conservative Dollar

It's like Bitcoins but you can only use it in the Conservapedia Webstore.

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that slogan sounds like an old jewish man talking, "grunt style? nu, this we'll defend."

defend nu from the tyranny of iota

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(from Israel)

yom hazikaron today -- memorial days are kinda non-partisan no?

The military-oriented aspect of Israel's culture is pretty conservative. Not that it's entirely without reason, but the image still fits the thread imo.

I mean, Israel can more legitimately claim that soldiers in the six day war "died for your freedom" or whatever than America regarding soldiers in Iraq, but still

idk, would a similar painting of US soldiers fighting in WW2 to protect "your freedom" be conservative? maybe it would!

kinda

on one hand i do understand that but i can't help but feel like making the violence that constructs society explicit is radical too - which is maybe why memorial day in the US is basically invisible?

ya i guess you could read that image in the totally opposite way too, good point

though i'd like to see some workers/oppressed ppl in there too

I sort of regret posting that one having not immediately realized it was yom hazikaron. This is an interesting topic though.

Nice ass on the silver Jew in the dress.

that ass don't come for free

kinda has a Mad Fold-In qual

the text is something about how "thousands died for this" and when you fold it it's a picture of a pita sandwich with shawarma

i've seen that pic before. i don't know its origin but i reaaaally don't think its creator had defense of israel in mind

Why are you slandering the brave soldiers who defended Israel during World War I?

Actually Israeli soldiers did wear helmets like that during the 1948 independence war. I assumed it was the beach in tel aviv. Although the choice of a blonde woman would be unusual.

well like i said i don't know where it came from.

how i ran into it before detailed here:

why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

there are spots on the coast where you look north toward yafo that look sort of like that, all though the style of building in that picture is not what's there today (taller more modern buildings). The architecture plus lack of any specific jewish/israeli signifiers makes me think you're probably right.

reverse img search is inconclusive

huge link

I used a few other words to image search it ("Artist", "Originally painted") and let me tell you, adding captions to that picture only makes it even more annoying.

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ok let's fire this rock into the sun already, we're done here

i like that no matter how many times the gop grownups emphasize 'look, nobody even think the word rape nevermind actually say something about it cuz we always fuck it up' the grass roots always responds w/ 'i'm sorry but'

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that works if you consider the rights of a clump of cells to be more important than a living, breathing woman

"clump of cells, full grown woman. clump of cells, full grown woman. i'm gonna go with the clump here."

Slavery was endorsed morally by those who saw it sanctioned in the Bible, the White man doing his duty to tame the witchdoctor and teach him the Words of Christ.

any given moral is the equivalent of any and all other morals by the simple fact of its adoption as a moral. i am vehemently opposed to banjos, on moral grounds; when will the federal government do something? i didn't not vote just for the children i don't have to hear mumford and sons on the goddamn radio i don't own before 9pm.

biblically-approved abortions are so low in numbers these days

Back then, they used to just chop 'em in half.

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did they? did they really?

"we're pinned down. get the white house on the line!"

you don't understand, the white house was that one dude's EVE online team

-obama save us!
-nah im watchin modern family

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oh, escalation. love it.

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this thread title is hilarious.

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i thought they were called murders not platoons

'commander and chief'

damn image macro makers, even the australians know what the phrase is

c-130 is a transport iirc

I'm also not really sure what a gunship would have done in the situation

nm I assume they mean this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_AC-130

I am dumb for thinking "gunship" meant boat

They should've flown a C-130 over the platoon of terrorists and dropped tanks on top of their heads.

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can't argue with FACTS

not only did he support obama but he also wanted romney to lose

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forget obama, this trotsky character sounds like he might be a contender for the title

:D

DropcapWorstInHistory

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aren't gay republicans known as unicorns, not because "they kick ass" but because they are nearly mythically rare?

Didn't Romney get like 30% of the gay vote tho?

22%

omg

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swv?

loooool

two without hats

a+ RS

who the fuck remembers the plot from Baywatch?

all true americans fuck yeah stars and stripes and boobz wooo

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wow, am i color blind or is that blue type at the bottom impossible to read

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^^^ all in the last 24 hours of that facebook group, ugh

what's the difference in these two

Pixels, mostly.

(COMMUNIST BROADCAST SYSTEM)

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so glad all this is not limited to just the us of a

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Yeah, that one definitely puts you guys in the club.

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she's right about her parents

little girls who have figured out how to live

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lmao i love the punchline to this one, its like einstein is pounding away furiously on an old calculator in a drafty room in the MIT library when he excitedly makes his discovery, running and shouting "i did it! its the goddamn mexicans!"

Albert Einstein, famous native-born red-blooded American.

'and they're all unemployed!!'

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marcel edward fontaine otm

Astounded by "Christians for Michelle Bachmann"

feel like i prefer powerful conservative images to "ermahgerd"

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"Maniac Ariel Pink Outraged By Being Lumped Together With Other Maniacs"

xp ya lol

i think we have a poll on this somewhere

gay marriage = the slippery slope toward giant grasshoppers

or grasshopper-sized humans.

Those are called "fetuses."

gay marriage = the slippery slope toward giant grasshoppers making out with fetuses

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There's joking and then there's propaganda.. This is the latter.

lol shit wrong nutso thread

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6666 - credit card number of the superbeast

"skinny"

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Unionized fries taste funny. I prefer freedom fries.

~Zeus

i keep forgetting how good michelle looks

In this case I suppose the Konservative hyperbole is correct:
I am a liberal and I think the country would be better off if Big Macs cost $9 and you had to wait 45 minutes to get one.

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^ like and share

<3

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^^ from a completely sincere source, I swear

actual lols

don't be a prole says the people's party

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incest's future's so bright it's gotta wear shades

wow incest is hot!

AND TWIIIIINS

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hahaha, what is even the point there? things are different than forty years ago?

james gandolfini died during the obama administration: coincidence??

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if you outlaw thugs, only thugs will be outlaws
also the silhouette woman in yoga pants looks like she holding a smoldering bong at a distance, like, EW get these POTS away from me

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P.O.C. = piece of...crap?

I think it's a dog whistle. P.O.C = piece of crap = person of color

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and then i woke up

cherie berry is an all time great real name

no need for education or EPA, of course. although apparently it's ok to have the third one...what was it? oh yeah, commerce

oops

loliver north

Is Allen West's uniform for some made-up military group? The Real American Army or some such?

Shockingly diverse group.

Especially considering the two gay people.

i had to look up most of those people. so weird.

had no idea that utah rep. ken sumsion of district 56 (american fork) was such a culture hero

this is one of my fav threads

so powerful

ethan shared a crop of POWERFUL ones with me last night

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WHICH NOW ARENT WORKING :(

coffee at 7?

nice reverse racism there, carl agatha

hard to argue with many of these thoughtful, well-reasoned images.

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haaaaaaaaa

pwnd

gotta admit, conservatives got one on liberals there.

Micheal

"Micheal"

*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***

argh sorry yellow kid

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+ cost of own medical expenses after falling from motorway bridge

+ cost of the wrongful death judgment when that shit falls down on someone's windshield causing a 17-car pileup

+ also jail, because manslaughter

+ also fuck you, because fuck you

gonna start approaching strangers and saying "can you spare six bucks for AMERICA?!?!?!?"

serious q: does anyone know of an article which takes a dispassionate look at the Benghazi conspiracy theories, for a Britisher who is baffled by the whole thing?

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p funny the person who made that guilt trippy sign macro couldnt even be bothered to to it himself

http://janmorganmedia.com/2013/06/the-hitler-liberal-lovefest/

can someone pls listen to this and precis for me?

ok, need to get off this website

Snowden...NSA...Snooping? Wait, what? What were we talking about? I'm lost.

"Hitler seems to be the only dictator that liberals don't admire"

well, that didn't live up to its billing. thanks

he basically said that liberals really are just like hitler, but they won't admit it because Hitler's crimes are well-publicized (unlike Mao, Castro etc.)

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conservative dollar

pleasant shade of green

Flashback!

Flashback! Alabama officials dispensing
justice for America's peace and freedom.

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hilary clinton has a face?!!

sayin'...

eh....................................................................................................................

Why does it say 'the movie 1984 released in eh... 1984'?

that's why the movie is called 1984, duh

hillaryface button is hilarious 2 me

that 'LA riots' photo looks like it's from the riots in london a couple of years ago

http://obeygiant.com/store/images/P/offsetobey.jpg

Good eye, nak. That pic is from Los Angeles, but it was taken after ...

http://www.lataco.com/taco/help-rebuild-the-holy-grail-downtown-los-angeles

... the L.A. Lakers won one of their NBA titles.

yeah it would take a particular carelessness or (more likely) lack of any ability to tell 1992 from 2010 to think that was the LA riots

those look like Ennis Brown House blocks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ennis_House_interior_hallway.PNG

recent t-shirt spotting:

http://www.nrailadonate.org/includes/campaigns/tshirt/tshirt_large.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8dNPGkC.jpg

that has to be a parody

no it's posted on an english paleoconservative site

surely yr english paleoconservative site has been trolled

also wtf are you doing in your spare time

SHEEPS?

not just sheeps, brainwashed sheeps. Also conservatives are "misogynes".

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"Sorry, sir, we do not accept #dollars."

takes a real g to deface a $1 bill

conservative dollar

― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, April 5, 2013 3:29 PM

Conservative Dollar

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, April 5, 2013 8:54 PM

conservative dollar

― am0n, Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:39 PM

lol all these hashtags

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holy shit

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"bush island" is a euphemism, surely

Reagan, See?

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"Armed Mommy"

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lol

Mother Superior jump the gun

hey guys checkout thes cool websit
http://rightwingart.com

http://rightwingart.com/artuploads/image1/70e34d90-5aaf-44bd-9331-7b151d4cc8cc.png

So much of this stuff is so fucking weird, like a hotline to these people's seething mass of subconscious sexual hang ups, racist paranoia, daddy issues, etc, all just flopping about in front of you.

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wait what is her "hobby"? blazer-fastening?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Fluke

http://politicalarenadotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/sandra-fluke-hypocrisy-poster-child.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ihuEJFMoPvw/T2twS9YRLaI/AAAAAAAAAZw/PhObaQ3AVrg/s1600/Liberal%2BLogic%2B2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oJXnMpoMGQc/T1mCJG92H4I/AAAAAAAAF9A/jQ1oFlKxY5Q/s640/sandra-fluke-slut2.jpg

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ugh enough with these

seconded

btw I try to steer clear from the Michelle Obama PCIs because even for me it's too much

ugh enough with these

Apologies, I was mainly just amused by the (unintentional?)suggestion that the sadface bowl-cut guy is sublimating his frustrated sexual urges into woodwork, but there's enough of this ugly stuff around anyway, sorry for bringing it up again.

oh, i'm the one who posted them, no need for you to apologize. i hadn't delved into the world of conservative sandra fluke macros before. it is disturbing.

i will say that i was skeptical the boycott of limbaugh over his fluke comments would have any longterm effect, that any sponsors that were scared off would be back pretty quickly, but this hasn't turned out to be the case - well over a year later that campaign is still clearly hurting him.

and yeah the hate directed at michelle obama is pretty straight forwardly loathsome and usually more blatantly racist than the stuff directed at her husband (i guess cuz there they can more easily resort to 'america's hitler/stalin/mao'). the rightwing meme that she's 'fat' (esp when used to express outrage at her campaign against childhood obesity) is particularly mystifying. there's one macro on that site i won't link here but i found pretty amusing, it was yr standard 'look how ghetto/trashy michelle obama dresses' that has her w/ sarah palin, 'trashy vs classy', and it's amusing to me cuz they're both wearing animal prints but only michelle's photo is of her dressed up for halloween.

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nice rope-a-dope on the "your"

So the misspelling of her first name was intentional?

guys
hillary sounds a lot like hitlery
he might be onto something

and yea, the name of the leader in the end times shall be only a few letters away from the name of a different leader, and yea, she will be as the sheep of the lamb of the wolf, yea, of the lion of the lamp of the sheep, yea, sayeth the lord

genesis: 1:1, phil collins

Fair enough, but after Obama bin Biden, they're gonna have to do better than that.

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Is that about bussing?

some black kids beat up a white kid on a bus and fox news gave it very serious coverage

''Give me not getting beat up on a school bus or give me death!''
- Pattrick Henry

It used to be... King George, oppression, taxation without representation
Now it's... some kids beating up another kid on a bus.

h/t CHUCK ASAY

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lol

freedom is watching you. so you better watch out and don't do anything funny. #freedom

http://i.imgur.com/l74WebI.jpg

weird 86% stat there at the bottom. also, too bad that f/americasfreedomwatcher was already taken and they were forced to add the 'r' at the end

freedom watcherer

who watches americasfreedomwatcher? americasfreedomwatcherr

CULTURE: US CONSTITUTION & THE BILL OF RIGHTS!

i like how a closed border, president-overthrown, monolingual, economic revamp for the entire nation is presented as "these are the simple things i want"

yeah, this insane list of hostage demands upon which millions of fictional people apparrrrently agrree are verry simple and easy to implement

so when they say the constitution and the bill of rights, what do they mean exactly? like only those first ten amendments? b/c there's some pretty important stuff after that iirc.

At first read I took ''BORDERS: CLOSED!'' as being about the bookstore chain and was like, wow, this is out of date.

Lol

watchering the watchererrs

lol @ CULTURE

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hey the subliminal global jewish conspiracy reference there is subbbbbbbbbtle

OPENLY PROMOTING US TO BREED AWAY

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who's the right one then, billy dee williams?

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That has such an OLD GUYS RULE t-shirt vibe.

who's the right one then, billy dee williams?

I think The One for republicans right now is Allen West.

no....there is another

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White men related to conservatives: the victims of 9/11.

james woods seems awful sure of himself, perhaps he is wrong

Walt Disney will never forget

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i...want to join this Malitia? deer-in-headlights college grad wearing dad's suit to a job interview, a little girl who is nearly the size of the the statue of liberty, a cranky old lady, the lady with wonder woman hair...it's like the a-team the man was afraid to assemble.

roll out

my favorite part is that box on the left

that empty box on the lower left is an especially inspiring and mysterious element

ha xp

there are 56 stars on that flag, if you count the ones behind college grad and bikini killer and grandma murder

they are not patriots

it's so you can make it your cover photo on facebook xp

56 stars for the 56 states of futuramerica (add on puerto rico, post-castro cuba, syria, margaritaville, west and east dakota)

lol genius xp

this is, easily, the most powerful image yet

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as a fallback, though, keep a teenage girl terminator from the future around the house, she can help out with chores too, anyway fuck the cops because GUNS

malitia f (genitive malitiae); first declension

• a bad quality; badness, wicked
• spite, malice; an act of malice
• cunning, artfulness

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yeah sure that looks like 900k why not

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

i hope those freedom loving bikers rode all them muslims down

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

― lag∞n, Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Cornel West :/

comic sans...

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They've got me on this one

she's a liberal wackadoodle, what more do you need to know

"if you like cute girls, you're probably a liberal"

It's kinda amazing that this manages to condense so much of what is detestable about conservative ideology into one image.

That image rather than this thread btw

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hold up the country is dying in ten days

told Uncle Sam not to drive when he was on his meds ;_;

Wait what's happening? Is that when Art Bell gets back on terrestrial radio?

Obamacare

good luck usa

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"If your idea of sexy is pinning a girl, you're probably a conservative"

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i have some ideas re: #3

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why can't America be more like North Korea?

congrats to north korea, Afghanistan, and Iran for being debt free in 2013.

Is their URL their mission statement?

A tax free business income?

Where do they get this shit?

from the govmint dagnabbit

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"propaganda"

gonna be hard to get the barricades over bitches tbh

Oh, I can go one better for ya, crut.

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the fuck kinda terrible font is that?

took the police tape into their own hands

Gotta say, WWII vet on the right looking pretty good for his age.

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hope they mow down some pussy ass liberals along the way

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Political Mayhem "The Original"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFQB5AnJYnk

shatner needs to storm the set and give this clown a double axe handle

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he'll be drunk somewhere guys

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great conservative tragedy: when the million truckers DC march accidentally sideswipes the million bikers DC march when they schedule their protests for the same day. obummer does it again.

terrible kerning there - oc t 1 1. and why the space before tyranny?

govern-
ment

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true American heroes, steadfastly defending their Constitutional right to disrupt public roadways in protest of...something

http://thejaghunter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/citizens-tsunami.jpg

I...what even is this??

red & white striped whale being eaten by a giant blue starry slime as far as i can tell

A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation. This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion.

http://citizenstsunami.wordpress.com/

last post, 4th july 2010

also "citizen's" and "citizens" but no "citizens'". also "New's".

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if there's one guy you want on your side in a debate, it's James Woods

to be fair, obama was out of line when he issued an executive order barring james woods from working

OR WAS HE?

oh no, who will voice Hades in the new Kingdom Hearts sequel?

that sounds like a quote from an intergalactic space opera

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/390674524523352064

hooray for twitter and its celebrity dialogue facilitation, it's a brave new world indeed

lol i know there are almost infinite images of james woods looking impossibly smug but we much find and caption the smuggest of them all

i can't get a job is a weird thing to be smug about

Look, I hate to be the one to keep bringing it up, but we all know why James Woods is smug.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/390674524523352064

― goole, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this so much

i'm sure this was a productive conversation

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My country
first. James Woods.

he looks like Gordon Ramsay from that angle

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What is this close-up shot of an extremely fat man in a sweat-stained Punisher shirt trying to tell us?

http://i.imgur.com/49OcMKd.jpg

sorry, you've lost me

Yeah that seems like the opposite of what I would think they mean?

memes in matrixland

man i should have voted for lincoln last year

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/ExtremelyPissedOffRightWingers2

The ww2 one loses some of its power by admitting that Obama probably misspoke.

Meanwhile, the before/after one shows impressive restraint by making the welfare recipient white.

Are these truly the most powerful images these conservatives could come up with?

just wait for

/ExtremelyPissedOffRightWingers3

they're only warming up

the welfare one is offensive as hell given how many folks on welfare HAVE JOBS

obamacare is so fattening tho

I just eat whatever's around now that I know my heart disease is paid for

make my eggs right in the bacon grease like John Popper

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holy shit i just realized this is the donkey talking

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MVOW02_Uc0c/Tx9VyMPX9MI/AAAAAAAAHSo/Bb9lFEta7xQ/s1600/Obamanation.png

That's a pretty bad way to start a conversation

lol slocki

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a lot of kpop fantaken images have watermarks that look exactly like that and now I can't shake the delightful image of a Chinese GWB fansite

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FB.com/Capitalists

lol at that GIF being created largely by a bunch of people who didn't give a fuck about Native Americans 5 minutes earlier.

capitalism, protector of indigenous peoples worldwide

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

i have allowed the government to disarm me my entire life except for like prob a few hours total and so far no death marches fwiw

anyway that one really kinda pisses me off

It wasn't so much "disarmament" as "genocide" but yeah really good point FB.com/capitalists.

http://i.imgur.com/zXzyQmJ.jpg

i would be pretty stoked if someone did that on my birthday tbh

how much cake do these people eat at their own birthdays

they're probably used to eating all of it since nobody shows up at their birthday parties

ppl who get excited about cake bum me out