Aw, it's CUTECELSIOR! Post cutest messages from ILX.

B-b-but I want to hug you all! Video's not good enough!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 22nd, 2004.

From "Playgorund Rhymes" thread on ILE.

feb05: no crushes to report
-- charltonlido (...), February 2nd, 2005 8:38 AM

what's "that guy way"? I'm sitting here saying "no worries" over and over again trying to figure it out :(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

crushings

Surmounter is the cutest poster ever

when you see someone REALLY CUTE on the street/some random place and don't know what to do about it

i mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 5:03 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

lol justine! gettin raunchy

-- Surmounter, Sunday, April 27, 2008 9:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

surmounter is the best

search usernames: starry, rrobyn and Abbott

more like who, awesome and o_O

^that was rude!!!!

"Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers"
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:35 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh WOW

i dont think dom understands this thread

You don't know who Starry is, Roxy?

aw TOMBOT <3

starry is a GRATE BURD

Bob really has the most impressive ruff!

― quincie, Thursday, November 13, 2008 3:36 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I jsut don't know where else to put this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg/800px-Swan_with_nine_cygnets_3.jpg

starry sarah's one of the all time greats

*grates

across the parking lot from the mall i work at there's a pond where every year canada geese come to chill out for a while and mate and stuff. one time a saw a mama goose leading her little goslings across the grass. too cute.

chelives1986 (10:56:22 PM): x my <3

lol

the geese are back!

would wear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would wear xpost

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:37 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

U KILLIN ME HOOS

lol

dont die from it that would be anti-cutecelsior

imo

Daaamn, that jpg is like the cutecelsior trump card.

sorry to be all cankles-y but right after that pic was taken a hungry orca jumped onto the beach and ate the kids:-(

it was a cute whale though

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n53/laurita_22101/lisa.jpg

he thought they were marshmallows.

http://www.mycutepetpics.com/.a/6a00e55398e7898833010534eb2936970c-500wi

ruv u poppin fresh

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

lol!!

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

http://i42.tinypic.com/i3thle.jpg

everything should turn out to be a kazoo

The lost BoC ep.

Am I a furry? :(((((
Message Bookmarked

I want to be a red panda but not in any anthromorphic sense. I just want to be reencarnated as a dumb, cute, beautiful fun loving animal and waste away my days in carefree play
― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Saturday, October 30, 2004 5:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lack of proper punctuation in that sentence is mixing me up!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/43878072_9b440a24af.jpg

I'm glad Surmounter is back, I have missed his aw-dropping contributions

this thread is basically the ramzi tribute thread

yeah but sadly so is the ILX Good Attitude thread!!

http://i34.tinypic.com/vrea15.jpg

Uh guys the reason I haven't been around is really silly. The reason is I got addicted to knitting. You can't type while doing that. OTOH hundreds of rows of garter stitch on the Doctor Who scarf right now – I miss you guys.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 01:38 (11 hours ago) Bookmark

all-time

my lord that .gif is disturbing

yeah its really kind of frightening

frighteningly FUNNY!

It's all nice and cute until that second he moves his right arm.

cthulu has squid stuff on its face imo

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, May 1, 2009 10:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

XD

gbx has been on cutecelsior form recently - i almost cutecelsiored an exchange i had with him on the swine flu thread but it would have prob constituted selfcelsioring, even though the climactic smiley was his

someone had some attitude in their cheerios this morning

― caek, Friday, May 1, 2009 4:17 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also btw can i have an explanation for why animals are so willing to chill with and look after some other kinds of baby animals

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably just because they're nice and they love them.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember when i first heard "welcome back" on the radio, it was so nice to have ma$e back, i welcomed him

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, January 18, 2008 1:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i remember that post like it was yesterday

i've read that post 5 times TODAY and lol'd every time

it sounds like what i think a jungle would sound like, if a jungle were music!

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Saturday, July 11, 2009 1:46 PM (Yesterday)

B-b-but jungle is music!

sorry, we dont allow "b-b-b"

User has been successfully banned for 9 days

User has been successfully b-b-banned for 9 days

ok can someone tell me wtf is up with that cat gif upthread? it's derailing the cute and I fear it will haunt my dreams.

if they can make a roomba that does stairs ill be all over it

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Friday, May 8, 2009 10:21 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

slinky roomba

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, May 8, 2009 10:44 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

roxymuzak
every time i get yellowcarded i yellowcard myself so that it says either SIMPLY THE BEST!!!! or "you are pretty"

lol!

u inspired me to give myself an inspiring yellowcard

if a board mod gives a yellow card does it only show up when u read that board?

nope, it's all over

actually this doesn't look very inspiring, it's more like "ok don't have a meltdown" but whatever

oops i just carded u too
but it didn't work w/ the image :(

carded self

I owned a small umbrella when I was young and, for some reason, I thought the stylish thing to do when walking with an umbrella was to sort of swing it to and fro in a jaunty manner.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, May 20, 2005 9:56 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is the stylish thing to do

imo

hella stylish

completely!

y'all!y'all!y'all!y'all!y'all!

― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, June 28, 2009 9:29 PM (1 month ago)

hahhaha wtf is that from

the i <3 horseshoe & harbl thread

I would go into a cave as long as it's safe and awesome and not scary and treacherous.

― ENBB, Tuesday, July 28, 2009 10:50 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aw

x-post! I would! :-)

also, awww

sorry, we dont allow "b-b-b"

― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, July 13, 2009 3:46 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w262/gator_momma/Applause.gif

get a life you fucking condescending prick :)

― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Sunday, August 9, 2009 10:38 AM

twista always looks like a big baby to my, i just want to put him in one of these costumes!

http://images.birthdayexpress.com/bexpress/assets/product_images/281725_0612.jpg

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, August 18, 2009 6:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha was strongly considering cutecelsioring the following exchange http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=899184&boardid=77&threadid=74539

have now done so imho

whoa i wish i had a cigarette right now like him!

― 69, Wednesday, September 2, 2009 6:07 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

posted under a picture of jimmie rodgers

my mom told us she caught a falling star once and had it turned into an xmas ornament

― deej, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 6:37 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*_*

i love that face

i listened to the radio all day yesterday. last night i went to sleep singing

"You're the fuckin bed... you're the fuckin bed"

when I started college I stole a book from my little sister that is just pictures of cute puppies (the book is called "cute puppies" iirc) and I would look at it when I felt down and it always cheered me up.

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈colinda❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, September 14, 2009 7:46 PM (2 weeks ago)

man maybe we should all self ban for a while if it makes a dude come back like you

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 1:56 AM (3 minutes ago)

honestly can't tell if he's genuine there tho

You should do something nice for another squirrel like give it a lot of nuts or something. If you make another squirrel happy then maybe you'll feel better.

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, November 3, 2009 5:46 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

i love ENBB and her adoration of animals

i love surm and his ability to make even the most standard of posts adorable!

! =)

^ agreed.

Also, <3 surmounter.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=64

We remember who you are.

i think i understand the smoke persian now

the world is a hell of a place slocks u_u

― lots of jerks (gbx), Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:27 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i like it

― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

not a message from ILX, but...

13(ish) year old boy at the dollar store yesterday, talking to someone on his cell phone: "y'know how she loves gummi bears? I bought her this giant gummi bear."

he was talking about "birther" spokesperson orly taitz.

*stares at the moon, single tear sliding down my cheek*

― Lamp, Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:13 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:14 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unhhhh, cidu-chan.... uguu~~

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:15 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youve unlocked the hidden summon spell u can now summon

^_^ TRUE EMOTION ^_^

― Lamp, Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lamp i know we have a tumultuous history but i would like to say you are my all-time favorite poster

― farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, November 25, 2009 12:21 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow, that's some real tyler durden shit right there

i honestly thought it meant "get a valentine's day card for"

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Friday, December 18, 2009 10:22 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

i did!

so cute

when i was in second grade, my friends were "bad girls" and they'd steal lunchboxes during lunch time, but they didn't really steal them, they just hid them in the bushes around the corner, and they tried to get me to steal someone's lunchbox, but i ended up just taking the crayons from the boy I had a crush on who sat in front of me, thinking that would mean he'd have to borrow my crayons.

― sarahel, Monday, 4 January 2010 07:59 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok that thread just turned too cute:

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

knew this thread was gonna be bumped in light of all the above

xxp - I'm amazed I was that strategic a thinker when I was 7.

that approximates my dating strategy as an adult too, tbh

i love estela so much in that story. also i wonder where that guy is now, he sounds like he is prolly awesome

If the cast would also include Johnny 5 and Prince Akeem, it would be like my childhood dream come true.
― Tuomas, Thursday, April 1, 2010

but then i am physiologically predisposed to cuddling so

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:41 PM (1 hour ago)

I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.

― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

omg @ funtown post

i am actually dying over funtown atm

oh man funtown post pretty much killed me

omg do u guys need an ambulance

or two ambulances might be more convenient

lolol

i used to imagine being a popple and how awesome that would be

oh man, I totally had an orange popple

the hell is a popple

my favourite boy when i was eight wasn't shy but he was eccentric, at the end of the year we were supposed to take all our artwork home and he couldn't fit the last couple of his paintings in his bag so he ate them while i cried my eyes out with laughter.

― estela, Monday, 4 January 2010 08:10 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― BEEEEEEEEECK FUCKING OOOOOOORRRRD! (a hoy hoy), Monday, January 4, 2010 3:33 AM (4 months ago)

surm:

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/popples.jpg

iirc i wanted to be a care bear when I was 2. things haven't changed much

^^ haven't changed much for me either

i was just talking about care bears.

i had 2 tiny pink popples that i think used to belong to nijoli, i also had a medium sized white one. i also had a purple cat that turned into a sock that i insisted on referring to as a popple

I recently let my mom give away my popple sheets :(

ps. btw iirc there can only be one funtown tbh imho

im just a funtown homage

aw :)

randomly

*yesterday on the st 2 guys were rapping "turnin me on" by keri hilson. i chimed in with "miss keri baby!"

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:07 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*last night at the club ciara's RIDE remix came on and my friend james, like, knew it and sang along no less. he was all "they can't wait to try-y-y-y-y me." <3 friends who surprise u

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that one time jLo's Love Don't Cost A Thing came on the radio in spanish first thing in the morning and rocked my sox off til i danced myself awake

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went out to the gay bar by myself and found no one hot to dance with and was about to leave, when a remix of tori amos' "in the springtime of his voodoo" came on. just for me. i danced. some guy bought me a water, i think because i looked happy. and sweaty.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*the night i went to Sugarland and no one was there yet, and the 1st song they played was Obsessed. i deftly took myself past the bar to the dance floor and made the most of it. (well i think my friends helped me out after they got a drink)

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:26 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*that mtg at work when the girl's cell fone ring went off really loud and it was "Dontcha" by PCD. dontcha wish ur girlfriend was HOT like me...

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 11:29 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

*when the guy on the street plays Rhythm Nation on his boombox at lunchtime

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 1:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

*market played my favorite pj harvey song in the morning while getting my coffee. it was like a dream.

― janice (surm), Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:13 PM (37 minutes ago)

hmm, I shoulda just said 'read this thread, ffs <3'

ramzi's new glasses on wdyll make it an allround cutecelsior classic day imo.

and what's with this thing about ppl booing you if you can't make it? "oh you're not going to ryan's? BOOOOO"

like, really? do i need to be booed?

― janice (surm), Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:20 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

yes

ok i have to stop looking at this thread i think. i need to kiss someone seriously soon or i am going to diiiiie.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:42 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

btw feminism is so awesome!

― plax (ico), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 4:38 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

emma watson has always been crazy pretty

― max, Friday, August 6, 2010 11:53 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you've always been pretty crazy!

― the itsytitchyschneider (s1ocki), Friday, August 6, 2010 11:57 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

would pinch

A tattoo in your armpit...I am too ticklish to be that hardcore!

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, September 27, 2010 6:08 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont remember the emma watson one ha

Beeps tapping her cheek with her fingertip yesterday saying, "I'm thinking... I'm thinking when I grow up, I will be Mickey Mouse."

i saw mickey mouse without his head on behind some scenery at eurdisney and he dd not look fulfilled and happy in life, just sayin

Pretty sure that was some French dude in a Mickey Mouse outfit though.

i have since come around to that POV, yes

omg @ beeps

beeps OTM

so cute :)

The fact that that guy just sent a midget in a monkey suit flying into some other dude has made my afternoon. It's the little things.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:56 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait what

http://www.youtube.com/v/hRBoTcHOzOU&fs=1&hl=en

I began keeping a diary when I was 8 years old and was not a very good speller. I still have this diary (and all other diaries and journals I have ever kept).

For reasons that I can't fathom at all now, I wrote down my age at the end of each diary entry for years.

First page text:

June 3, 1980 Tuesbay
I clecket rocks. Now I am 8 years old. And when I am done clecketing rocks I go swimming.
8 years old

― Sara R-C, Saturday, October 2, 2010 8:23 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

As a child I thought that in my last life I has been a purple horse and would constantly bring this up in conversation. 'Well, when I was a purple horse.....'

― Opening a can of whooptuomass (sunny successor), Saturday, October 2, 2010 8:32 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

:-D

haha aw

clecketing rocks <3

i clecket rocks AND when i was a purple horse are both amazing

aw dayo when I was 8 I also clect rocks! and I still do! <3 rocks

oh wait u are quoting sara r-c! well you should join our rock clecting club it is totally fun!

Clecketing rocks makes onomatopoeic sense.

would clecket all these rocks with all of you!

um i think u guys might be overlooking the fact that our own sunny used to be a purple horse iirc

a purple horse with anecdotes.

i will never get over that sunny anecdote. it kills me. "well, when i was a purple horse..."

plus then she grew up and had a little girl of her own who said, "I'm thinking... I'm thinking when I grow up, I will be Mickey Mouse." it's all too much.

First date today, got coffee, was absolutely lovely. Damn, she's like, a real person. Got a little bit of nervy "don't fuck this up" business in my stomach, but mostly just stoked.

Was only an hour and a half, so I'm all energetic now. Dating!

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also high fives all around!

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:54 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aw high five nick!

i clecketed rocks but instead of polishing them and keeping them in a box or something i went into the woods and hid them in a tree

they are still there, i checked

are we having ayovember this year?

are you serious about all that, gbx

i clecketed rocks but instead of polishing them and keeping them in a box or something i went into the woods and hid them in a tree

they are still there, i checked

― the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, October 6, 2010 10:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

▲__▲

― markers, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ a pumpkin fyi

― markers, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

First time I went to the movies after seeing "Annie" I was most angry that it was NOTHING LIKE in Annie! (NB I wouldve been about 5)

― Not the real Village People, Monday, December 6, 2010 9:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

▲__▲

― markers, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ a pumpkin fyi

― markers, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― interk3llar overdrive (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:31 PM (1 month ago)

loooool i never saw this! <3

can we talk about the books for christmas kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4Hpz-GI3g&feature=player_embedded

i cant bring myself to watch that tbh

he's super cute tbh

it's not depressing or anything -- i mean his parents laugh at him -- some 6 year olds are allowed not to like books

i cant bring myself to watch that tbh

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 2:49 AM

had the same reaction when i saw this on gawker earlier, but i just watched it, and J0rdan's right, it's not that bad. skim the video desc too

omg, someone linked to this in the comments to the gawker post. watch all of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnIo9LpGsjo

apparently it might be faked. RIP world tho

yeah, that's a well known fake

kids got nice pjs

^^^^this. i cant work out why the monsters are upside down though?

the kid is 3 its ok that hes not excited about books lol

THAT IS TOTALLY SMALL TRUFFLES

― ‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 27 January 2011 17:15 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol aw :)

♪♫ oh wow these are sooo gross! ♪♫

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, June 26, 2009 4:09 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

awesome

last night i couldn't sleep so i watched the first two episodes of hitchcock presents. what fun!

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, April 4, 2011 2:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Reminds me of a great thing I witnessed once. I was riding a tram and a father with a little boy, about 5 ish, got on. Turned out it was his first tram ride. Little boy was wide-eyed, firing off questions left and right very excitedly: "Why does the man pull that cord?" "What's that bell?" "How do the doors open?" "Why is that man in that little room?" "How fast does the tram go?" ...all kinds of questions, on and on. Then at one point he gets very quiet, and then looks up at his Dad and says out of nowhere, "Dad, how are clouds made?"

Slayed me.

― VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 00:47 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i ate a lot of hamburgers a fries when i was 19

― markers, Wednesday, May 11, 2011 3:22 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

keep crunkin' your swag

― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, May 14, 2011 8:42 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahaha that is amazing

irl lol

looooool

and keep swaggin' your crunk

my grandmother gave me a card for my birthday & on the inside it says

They couldn't decide
whether to make you
HANDSOME
or
INTELLIGENT
so they ended up
doing both

& then she handrwote under it "AND SWEET + LOVING"

grandma be otm :D

sam!

:D

aw

that is darling<3

Jordan S.weet

aw

calling him a shite ruins it but for some reason this:

i wrote an essay about winning the lottery for career guidance class in school, the shite of a teacher failed me.

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:31 (2 days ago) Bookmark

umm jordan that is the sweetest thing ever

would wear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

would wear xpost

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/assets_c/2011/05/Obama%20Biden%20buddy%20pic-thumb-600x400-52143.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 11:37 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark

<3

(and lol)

hahahaha

where is everyone

― bellhop boy (brodie), Saturday, June 4, 2011 1:36 AM

teach me about Lord Superb please
― rizzx, Sunday, June 5, 2011 3:52 PM

- have read dr seuss twice, made jelly and had a makeover in the last hour

- babysitting

― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Saturday, June 11, 2011 5:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3 uncle darragh

haha i babysat a real one-year-old baby a few years ago. it did not go well.

bath was a disaster, although subsequently i successfully lubed her rashy ass prior to re-diapering. i tried to sing (!) her to vague calmness, but she just kind of stared at me like 'wtf are you doing?'

pix of makeover pls

:)

In the internet age a wise man is v careful about the pics he'll allow taken or otherwise

"why didn't i ask" always makes me want to hug spiral

― horseshoe, dinsdag 14 juni 2011 20:05 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

not an ILX post but
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmun94yzfh1qdrl8ro1_500.jpg

ahaha i was like 'whats cute about *scrolls* awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'

otm

we need those shoes shopped onto a fenriz picture stat, then i will enjoy them

someone better than me work w/this:

http://www.metalstorm.net/images/interviews/69-3.jpg

i cant see it

tracer has attractive hands!!

― Fa la la (La Lechera), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:00 (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i agree!

do they have magnets in the nails?

http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/13/a260_Psychokinesis.jpg

lol I have a notebook kept when I was sixteen in which I wrote the lyrics for "Will Never Marry."

― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, July 24, 2011 8:09 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

im drunk im gonna fight punch this hurricane in the face

― thistle supporter (mcoll), Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:57 AM (7 hours ago)

yessssssss

haw!

Love it

when you see someone REALLY CUTE on the street/some random place and don't know what to do about it

i mean, what do you do? there's this really cute guy on the steps outside work, taking pictures. just sitting there, all by himself, looking romantic. it's not like a bar or something, so what? you just say hi? that's a big camera you got there?

like i mean come on. morb. derp. lol. its fun to say

― D-40, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 7:57 PM

- biked to MEC (like REI but canadian obv), bought a sleeping bag!
- biked home, cuddled up in sleeping bag

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 6:08 PM

sleeping bags are inherently cute

Slip inside my sleeping bag

$!$! goon report tomorrow $!$!

― seasoning sauce all over me (tpp), Monday, 29 August 2011 02:13 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

yes

lol after coming straight to post that here, i scrolled down and you were all 'this needs to be cuteselsior'd' or whatever. i am so behind on my goonbookmark

<| got yer nose!

― dayo, Saturday, September 24, 2011 9:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aw

are there not enough granola bros at these things to show people how to stay warm?

― Jonathan Livingston Glass-Steagall (Kerm), Friday, October 7, 2011 1:16 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i had layers and a girl those are the only ways i know

― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Friday, October 7, 2011 1:26 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark

7 layer baberito

shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9573kGBtuE&feature=player_embedded

cutecelsior for all time

Aaaaaahhh I saw that on TV when I was home sick y'day and it freaked me the fuck out! Well the kid singing, anyway. I'm a horrible human being I kno.

My favourite thing with those two girls is it's like the blonde one has no control over her arms and they just start moving automatically when the other one starts singing.

i love that the girl rapped the "he might sell coke" and the "you could get slapped if you lookin, ho" parts

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

― markers, Friday, October 14, 2011 6:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*dances around room irl*

― markers, Friday, October 14, 2011 6:11 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

That girl have DRINK 10 L Red bull
Randiz1337 13 minutes ago 7

ive been a longtime booster of songs4theladies!
― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:11 AM

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

KDTrey5 Kevin Durant
Im not argue about this cuz im sensitive bout babygirl RT @bmoe_careful: @KDTrey5 Ashanti is better the. Aaliyah.#'s wise! She broke records

loll

barely related: after being denied his usual 3 stories before bedtime as a punishment, my 2 year old nephew asked "not even a poem?" <3 <3 <3

― bnw, Thursday, August 27, 2009 6:51 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o

m

g

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE

― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 November 2011 19:56 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

extra cute bc he is quoting a fictional txting cat <3

that bnw post is the best

I love Louis the Cat.

quinie: her youtube account name is BerlinHairBaby!

― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 19:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hip hop hooray
\o\
hoooooooooo
/o/
heyyyyyyy
\o\
hoooooooo
/o/

― i think i'm big screech...sheldon cooper (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2012 04:07 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

\o-O/

hahaha

holdin' hands while you smash the state <3

― donna rouge, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 2:38 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

otm

also the 'other subject' of that post recently texted me 'SMASH THE MPAA RAWR' and i died from it

cute AND furry!

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Maybe the demon wants to say something.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 11:42 AM

My demon.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 11:43 AM

aw <3

kind wishes to my tender bruised internet buddies who will be alright in the end.

― estela, zondag 19 februari 2012 2:46 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

re Shelley Duvall:

The only word for her is transplendent... she's transplendent!

― jed_, Friday, April 6, 2012 8:35 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

horseshoe you make me laff but strike me as essentially right-on. perhaps you are your own one-woman corrective.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, May 14, 2012 8:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg amanda i died

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm dying

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't die!

― game of crones (La Lechera), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

R2 might tear yoru cock off

― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:05 PM

Hey! No sullying the cute thread with that filth!

._. it was mostly the typo that did it for me

Hmpf well ok then ;)

I found the penile injury fairly cute

I was just being silly. Sorry. :/

I was being DEADLY SERIOUS

bolded cuteness, gets less cute after:

When I was around 9 and I learned about the electoral college. I figured out that someone could win the popular vote but lose the election and I was quite distressed by this, so I used the library computer to email President Clinton that I had discovered a glaring flaw in our electoral system.

I got a letter in the mail thanking me for my interest in the electoral process. Now that Nate Silver has predicted that Romney will be anointed against the people's will, throwing us into civil war, I suppose I'll be drafted to fight the Federated States of The Real America. If only Clinton had heeded my warning.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TOTALLY

they do the horsey dance
― frogbs, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:40 PM

ok so this is tangental but as long as the show's off the air for the moment...

i watched pootie tang the other day! holy shit! i'd been avoiding it for ages cause of it's low rotten tomatoes score but finally i was just like "screw it, it's louis ck, how bad can it be?" and the answer is not bad at all. i'll admit i caught the 4:20 showing (ahem) but still it was pretty solid! non stop chuckles throughout at just the over the top ridiculousness of the whole thing, plus countless laugh out loud moments of sheer comedy genius thrown in. seriously, pootie's "big hit" was some next level shit!

i mean, it's way too weird a movie to ever cross over to the mainstream, but if you like ck's occasional forays into dada weidness on his show at all, you'd be hard pressed to dislike pootie tang. also the music was dope.

― messiahwannabe, Friday, October 19, 2012 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you insane, just now watching pootie tang and telling us its not bad at all

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 19, 2012 9:20 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less cute than otm I'd like to think

cuotm

lol

what's the emoticon for hiding behind your fingers

― MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ŵŵ

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where is max

― horseshoe, Friday, October 26, 2012 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)

j0rd, thanks for RTing my emoji pumpkin, dogg. Your tweet inspired it.
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012

edited:

as an Australian teenager... I'd stfu & rolleye or come up with my own "my ninja" style substitutes for homophobic lyrics.

"The Big Daddy law is anti-bigot / That means no intol-E-R-A-N-C-E..."

― sug night (sic), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone imagine an ewok

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012

it's easy if you try

I get weak in the knees thinking about how pissed the Republicans are if the do-nothing-and-let-the-tax-cuts-expire approach gets used, ""'"//[[[//////////\].\]'
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― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:53 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

half of that post was written by a 14-month-old baby can you guess which half

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:54 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awwww

i was kinda waitin for it to make a line drawing tho

every time this gets bumped i assume i got banned again
― frogbs, Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Strange this should be revived now: I was just thinking about that exchange between Snufkin and Moomintroll (see Robin's post). I often develop crushes on fictional characters, but Snuffkin is the one I fell for most deeply. My friend Dan still brings up the time I said in all seriousness I thought Snufkin would be good for me.
Elama ei ole rauhallista, Nuuskamuikken sanoi ihastuneena.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

^omg

i really liked my first grade teacher (mrs turley) but tbh i had more intense feelings for her student teacher, miss perry

we were like two ships passing in the night while exchanging simple phrases recorded in extremely large handwriting

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:29 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is cuteness gold

omg webelos

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:58 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i maxed out at webelos

― Z S, Friday, August 16, 2013 7:02 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too!

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 16, 2013 7:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did too, lol

ditto!

(edited )

creating simulated rainforest experiences for my guinea pig

what does this consist of?

― markers, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making jungle-y settings out of fabric and edible plants and playing sounds

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he goes nuts!

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put rainforest sounds on in his room when i go to bed and turn on the little starry lights in his play jungle. lol. he is spoiled.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 3:50 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i read that a few days ago and it has illuminated my week.

he is the best

i literally just said 'awwww' at my laptop

~~ nothing sexist about this blunt ~~

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 3:04 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's pretty sick Whiney

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone's not posting in the manner you like, so you threaten to tag him as a child molester? Fuck you asshole

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tease Treeship for his earnestness too but child molester? Get ahold of yourself

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bite my dick

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SO cuet

fyi that last article is a lot more boring and talking about cases. i was just wondering when the word was first used. kind of like when jaymc tried to find the first use of 'gaydar'. i'm sleepy and i had wine.

― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, January 3, 2014 2:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys should read my "window seat" blurb it's about me being scared of flying
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 18, 2014

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:15 AM

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:16 AM

It first started when I was maybe 4 or 5 in the early 80s. I asked my cousin C____ if he wanted to listen to music with me. We looked through the tapes we had brought and didn't find anything satisfactory - it was mostly kids tapes and oldies stuff like the Beatles and CCR. He asked me if we had any breakin' music, so I went to asked my mom. She said "no, but we've got some quackin' music!"

(this album):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LveIQZBmlqI

― how's life, Thursday, August 28, 2014 9:33 AM (2 days ago)

omg ^

My 8yo daughter is OBSESSED with Mary T. My fridge is plastered with pictures of her. She has a Spotify playlist which is just Ex Hex and Wild Flag ("but you can just put the LPs on... Your sister has lots more in hers..." "NO").

I'm a Betsy Wright man myself.

― Michael Jones, Monday, August 3, 2015 1:10 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the above was a tweet by some rando I would probably assume it was made up but Michael has earned our trust via years of dependably good posts in my view

I always heard the Trap Queen lyric as 'now she remixing for Low', which I thought was lovely. A bit disappointed when I realised the actual words.

― tangenttangent, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:48 PM

How are you so terrible? I can't figure it out, but then again I didn't go to a highly selective undergraduate institution. x

― Treeship, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:43 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i need to digest your posts more fully but car autopilot is the only part of the future i'm excited about

― goole, Wednesday, September 21, 2016 6:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, do you need a hug

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, September 21, 2016 7:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am lucky to have a friend who found a good therapist. it's a tricky thing!

― surm, Monday, December 5, 2016 10:22 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love surm

we actually do need fugazi at this moment in time
― a (waterface), Friday, December 9, 2016

watching legend of the galactic heroes and wowzers!
― Mordy, Saturday, January 6, 2018

sorry for posting online while I was hungry

― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:50 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it’s ok silbs

― byton frylock (alomar lines), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 5:34 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aw :)

._.

<3

I still can't look at this thread and see "hello, burgers!" and not get hungry.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 17:27 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought shares of Nintendo to hold indefinitely on Monday because I like Nintendo

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, January 27, 2021 8:40 AM (yesterday)

nintendo stock should really come with an amiibo

aww

I want them to make good video games for me to play 🥺

We have guinea pigs now and apparently when a guinea pig does a little jump to express happiness it is called popcorning.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, March 12, 2024 4:12 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw <3