The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

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this is Nintendo's attempt at 'modernizing' Zelda into an open-world game; looks equally inspired by Elder Scrolls, Shadow of the Colossus, and maybe a bit of Minecraft, plus the puzzles are based on a physics engine which i think is also new territory for Nintendo. supposedly out sometime next year on Wii U and also as a launch title for their still-mysterious new console. it's a big enough departure for the series that i think it deserves a thread.

trailer here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPxiXXxftE
plus there's lots of gameplay demos from E3 on their youtube channel

i'm cautiously excited, Nintendo hasn't made a game of this style or scale before so there's a lot that could go wrong, but on the other hand, filling out the world with tons of little secrets to find has always been a strength of this series

ciderpress, Friday, 17 June 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, cautiously excited. I don't think open-world is necessarily a better game structure, but it's time for the series to do something different.

jmm, Friday, 17 June 2016 15:24 (seven years ago) link

More important than just making it open world is telling the story in a different way - and I love how they talk about you unearthing the story in pieces - no backstory unload at the beginning - and in whatever order your journey around the world defines. Super curious what they'll do with NPCs and towns, which they said specifically were kept out of the demo area.

The visual style is perfect.

100s of mini dungeons litter the world, apparently. Big dungeons still in.

Of course 'modernizing' in this case means going back to the structure of the original Zelda.

abcfsk, Saturday, 18 June 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

One of the few games announced recently that I'm looking forward to.

My favourite Zelda was Ocarina, but I also loved all the 2D games on the handhelds. I'm hoping this is going to relight that love and joy I had playing those games.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 18 June 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link

this looks amazing

because moms and because dads (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 18 June 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

This was the only game that made me excited in E3 week.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 19 June 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

this game does look incredible! at first i was kind of underwhelmed by the graphics. but i kept watching and have come to really like the art direction.

the gameplay changes all sound 100% up my alley. every 3D Zelda has been too hand-holdy for me.

i'm getting a strong Shadow of the Colossus or Souls vibe here. hoping it's for real. this looks like it will be worth the wait!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 June 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

My son and I are at Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses tonight, my first video game concert

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link

Oooo this looks good.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

Of course 'modernizing' in this case means going back to the structure of the original Zelda.

― abcfsk, Saturday, June 18, 2016 8:17 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah i was about to make this complaint

i would play this if it had some chill music and minimal voice acting

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 24 June 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link

TBH thats the only thing thats ever mildly bugged me abt Zelda, is the no-dialogue and constant Link yelling.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 June 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

another trailer out though not much to glean from it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDFZIUdo764

ciderpress, Friday, 2 December 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

I gleaned that there is a doggie woof woof!

Am I the only one who saw that and thought maybe this one will finally let you play as Zelda?

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 December 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

They're really hitting the Ghibli vibe hard with that trailer music. It's Hisaishi as fuck.

Pheeel, Saturday, 3 December 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

imo, this game is good

art, Saturday, 4 March 2017 02:47 (seven years ago) link

not playing on the switch, the wiiu version is still pretty and i am really into the vibe of this. i am interested to see if new mechanics/interaction with the environment exist once you sail off the plateau. i still don't know why i keep picking up springs and screws. it took 3 hours before i got my first rupees and as of yet i haven't had the chance to use them. this is a very different zelda game but i think, at least just through the first hours, it is a good one.

art, Saturday, 4 March 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link

It's still unavailable on Amazon (uk), which is probably just as well for me as I'm broke

Noticed this in a review over there, although I can't verify how accurate it is:

Differences Wii U version compared to Switch:

The core experience is the same just some technical issues that doesn't make it the definitive version of the game like:
-Slightly lower resolution
-Slower loading. Dying can result in 5-10second loading screen which is maybe half of that or less on the Switch version
-Lower Audio Quality
-Requires a mandatory 3gb install

Overall if you can deal with the loading times for the most part, you are essentially getting the same experience.

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Saturday, 4 March 2017 09:49 (seven years ago) link

once you get the hang of the controls, which are unwieldy because your main weapon is actually a cell phone that you need to figure out how to use, it's really fun. be ready to die like 5,000 times.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 5 March 2017 08:35 (seven years ago) link

i keep outlining big posts about this game that i end up retracting because i don't want to spoil things. i can't shut up about this. the mechanics in this game are some of the most interesting and well executed of anything i have played. interacting with the environment in combat, travel, or regular survival is deeply satisfying. the story is compelling and still pretty mysterious even 5-10 hours in. if you have a wiiu i think this game is worth every penny. it might actually end up being the best game on the platform, but for now i won't make that claim, though i kind of really want to.

art, Sunday, 5 March 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link

im watching someone play this on youtube NO COMMENTARY (key search term) and it seems insanely good very soothing vibes and all the game play looks very intricate and thought out and makes sense, only kinda lol game standard off note is the guy chugging apples in the middle of a battle to regain heath, maybe a lil too much wandering around the woods then just fighting three pig monsters, also a lot of talking to villagers, but maybe that all works within the spacious flow of the game

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link

here it is if u wld like a twitch free experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8PS7r3IGM

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:10 (seven years ago) link

i was just about to bump this thread to post something similar: this guy does talk a little bit, but not much, and in korean so it doesn't distract much.

https://www.twitch.tv/kss7749

i like his style, too. he takes his sweet ass time wandering around, taking pictures of things, charging straight into battles, spending 3 minutes trying to climb a mountain for no reason.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

maybe eventually twitch people talking constantly and giving shoutouts to new subscribers will become faux pas like instagram filters

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

the trick is to find ppl with smaller viewerbases who either dont have subscribers yet or just dont do the whole twitch memeing thing

ciderpress, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:18 (seven years ago) link

the constant shoutouts are obvs intolerable, the narration + pip generally i can understand in context but it obvs it kills any sort of aesthetic or engrossing experience, like if u want a sitting around playing games w pals type session then fine but if youre looking to lose yrself in the beauty of hyrule or maybe take a nap while doing so its a non starter

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link

like if u want a sitting around playing games w pals type session then fine

i want the sitting around with a very relaxed pal session. like maybe 20 minutes go by without a word, then they pick up a rock and underneath it is an item, and they say "...sapphire!" and then nothing again for the following 20 minutes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:27 (seven years ago) link

10 more mins pass "maybe try throwing an apple at it?"

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

i just got to hateno village. i've procured two horses, visited 14 shrines so far, and i've gotten fairly good at bow/arrow. i am enjoying this game immensely, but eight hours in it feel like i'm just bumbling the heck around. the game insists that i shouldn't be worried about melee weapons, but i break all of the good ones and i'm currently stuck with a rusty axe and whatever clubs fall from the moblins i occasionally explode.

kellyanne amway (remy bean), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:46 (seven years ago) link

Will be playing dis asap

calstars, Sunday, 5 March 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link

I am feeling old because the idea of watching someone play a game you're going to play yourself is just so fucked up to me.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 5 March 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link

i just got to hateno village. i've procured two horses, visited 14 shrines so far, and i've gotten fairly good at bow/arrow. i am enjoying this game immensely, but eight hours in it feel like i'm just bumbling the heck around. the game insists that i shouldn't be worried about melee weapons, but i break all of the good ones and i'm currently stuck with a rusty axe and whatever clubs fall from the moblins i occasionally explode.

― kellyanne amway (remy bean), Sunday, March 5, 2017 3:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gear impermanence is something that is hard to get used to, but eventually you embrace. wearing through a weapon is a great opportunity for a free critical hit when you throw it right in a monster's face because it's about to break.

i'm also speculating that unbreakable weapons will be attainable at some point, though i'm assuming only at a pretty advanced point in the game. i just got access to a weapon that i can have repaired after it breaks, though it requires a trip to a specific NPC, so some permanence does come along eventually.

art, Sunday, 5 March 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link

I think the gear impermanence is bad design. I run away from fights because weapon rationing is so tedious, thus the entire game mechanic of fancy swordplay, which they spend a lot of time in-game training you on and encouraging... just never happens.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 5 March 2017 23:23 (seven years ago) link

WANT THIS

need a job tho

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 5 March 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link

I mean you can be a virtual opal miner

rb (soda), Monday, 6 March 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link

:)

Fujibayashi and his team built a prototype of Breath of the Wild. They put together a starting area with a small field and a handful of trees, then stuck rupees all across the world, hiding them in places that the development team thought Miyamoto and Aonuma might explore. Then Fujibayashi presented their demo to the two Nintendo elder statesmen.

“We put rupees at the top of the tree to let them know that this is something we’re taking into account, but I didn’t tell them,” Fujibayashi said. “All I did was say, ‘Here, play the game.’ So the first thing [Miyamoto] did was start climbing, and he climbed the tree, and once he was able to do that and see that he can go anywhere within this small field, he got how this game will play out and that’s how I presented it to him.”

Then they watched and waited. And watched. And waited.

“When we first presented this to Mr. Miyamoto, he spent about an hour just climbing trees,” Fujibayashi said. “We left little treats like rupees on the trees, but we also left other things in other places we thought he might go. But he just kept climbing trees. Up and down. And so we got to the point where we go, ‘Do you want to look at other stuff?’ But he just kept on going. Once [he] got out of the Shrine of Resurrection, he spent an hour just within a 25-50 meter radius outside of that cave just climbing trees.”

http://kotaku.com/when-miyamoto-first-played-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-h-1793017234

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link

THIS GAME IS SO GOOD. SO GOOD. SO SO SO GOOD.

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 11:15 (seven years ago) link

It really, really is. Just completed my first 'Divine Beast' dungeon, and really loving it. It's hard, but doesn't feel unfair. I planned on going to bed right after the divine beast bit last night, then ended up doing another shrine, then activating a tower, wandering a bit, another shrine... etc.

CraigG, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link

where are yall buying the switch from like did you preorder it or what

though the tempest rages, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link

you pretty much had to preorder it or show up at the store early on release day. i havent been able to find one myself yet, most places dont seem to think they'll have many more until april.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link

the Wii release was like this too iirc, you couldn't reliably walk into a store and buy one until long after release

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

its not uncommon for popular electronic products ramping up the production of new stuff is difficult

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah I remember the Wii for sure. was pretty into the whole deal back then, iirc mrs. aero was trying to order it from her workplace while I was doing the same thing at home, doing a bunch of "it looks like it's going through! fuck...no, price went up!" shit. now I'm old though one huge advantage of being old is like oh there's a new deal? cool I'll get one maybe. oh I can't get it for six months? cool who gives a fuck maybe I'll buy it in six months or maybe I won't care then, all the same really *takes nap*

though the tempest rages, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link

i stumbled in my way into the zora domain. lizards keep zapping me with wands. i feel like i'm massively underleveled/underprepared for its challenges. hell, i feel massively underleveled/underprepared at all times. i am distracted by taking photos of mushrooms, exploding every rock i see, collecting monster parts to no particular purpose, and my progress in the main quest occurs in fits and starts. there are all these little hints of bigger sidequests (reuniting lovers? finding special bugs?) that i am missing because i am careening through hyrule like a damn loon. i am constantly busting into areas filled with super-strong bad guys that can one-hit kill me, or falling off slippery mountain peaks, or getting chopped up in shrines. and the blood moon mechanic is legit frightening. the whole experience is weird and excellent –– like, i am delighted to run around but i am in constant-fear of insta-death. also, i misunderstood the function of the amiibo, and i gave myself a horse while i was on top of a tower. poor epona, all alone and nothing to do but jump to deah. :(

kellyanne amway (remy bean), Thursday, 9 March 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link

if I had to sum up the game mega quickly in the most reductive way possible and that doesn't actually sum up how fantastic it is, i'd say this is basically Ni No Kuni goes Soulsbourne.
which is probably everything i've ever wanted from a game?

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 9 March 2017 12:02 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha, i'm so old, i've never heard of either of those games

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link

the last zelda game i played was "adventure of link". so far i think "breath of the wild" is better, but if soda popinski starts laughing at me the next time i die i might reconsider.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:59 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha, i'm so old, i've never heard of either of those games

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 13:48

The second one just meant Demon Souls/Dark Souls/Bloodborne

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 9 March 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link

jamiesummerz may have just sold me a switch (once i get my financial/time life rebalanced)

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Thursday, 9 March 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

i guess the souls comparison mainly comes from the fact that:

1. there's very little handholding, you're rewarded for curiosity, exploration and experimentation. i'm 15 hours in and only just worked out that sometimes money is hidden under rocks, that I can make a horse more friendly by patting its head, that i can parry projectiles. etc.
2. just like the second enemy i met in yarnham, i got wrecked to death by the second trash mob enemy i met in zelda
3. that GAME OVER red on black screen is very YOU DIED. and i've seen it a bunch.

fun article on Breath Of The Wild deaths at http://kotaku.com/legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-players-share-their-1793006745

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link

also love the fact that after an hour or so, i could very quickly switch to play this with zero hud (other than seeing hearts on top left)... only time i need to know more than what the gameplay itself shows me (how much noise i'm making, how visible i am, link shivering shows me it's cold, etc) is when I need to check my map every now and then.

also, climbing a tower to reveal more of the map reveals noting other than topography. if you find somrthing and want to remember it, you tag that map yourself with an icon. no assassins creed jumble of side quest icons - you find that shit yourself through exploring.

aaaanyway, great game.

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

i kind of stayed away from dark souls because i heard it was "hard". maybe that's my fault, because when i think "hard" i think like battletoads or some shit. this game, i could get myself killed really easy but the game autosaves every two minutes and i can just spend all day cutting down grass and hunting for bugs if i want. and then i got the camera so i'm basically playing pokemon snap here.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link

dunkey vid makes it look like this owns. hard

||||||||, Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

It does. One of the monsters just picked up a smaller monster and threw it at me lol.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 10 March 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link

i ran into a couple archers on horses the other day and it was pretty tight

art, Friday, 10 March 2017 01:35 (seven years ago) link

i've been dating a gamer for a few months and this is by far the best thing i've seen him play. it's really magical.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 10 March 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

I fucked up the use of an amiibo today though.

There's a one time only bonus of a horse awarded for syncing an OG Link figure in game. Not knowing this, I used my amiibo in a dumb location. And my one-time-kickass-bonus horse spawned on top of a tower.

I gave it a Viking funeral because why the shit not.

rb (soda), Friday, 10 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

so the real real question i have is if this game is worth the roughly $450 it would cost for me to buy the system, the spare joystick and zelda (when it's eventually available in wide release this summer) because i'm guessing there might be five or six more games I'll buy for this thing over the life of the system? so i kinda want to know that one of them will be among the very best games I've ever played.

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 10 March 2017 08:04 (seven years ago) link

This game looks great. I'll buy it on the WiiU when the price drops, and I might get a Switch when they bring out a Mario Kart that isn't just MK8 with 4 new coloured shyguys or whatever.

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Friday, 10 March 2017 09:33 (seven years ago) link

This game looks great. I'll buy it on the WiiU when the price drops, and I might get a Switch when they bring out a Mario Kart that isn't just MK8 with 4 new coloured shyguys or whatever.

― barbarian radge (NotEnough)

nintendo games are about the only games where i don't wait for the price drop. first because it doesn't come - if you're waiting for the price to drop you will be waiting a very long time - and second because unlike other companies' AAA games, nintendo games aren't completely buggy and broken on launch.

"so i kinda want to know that one of them will be among the very best games I've ever played.

― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses)"

i haven't played the same games you have so i have no basis for making that claim. all i can say is that i play games very, very rarely. the last game i played regularly was civilization v. before that it was rock band. i'm playing the shit out of this game, which is kind of a problem because i really should be packing. (if you don't already have a wiiu they seem like they're going to just rerelease all the best wiiu games for the switch, so you should probably get some of those too.)

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, 10 March 2017 12:19 (seven years ago) link

I suspect that the WiiU version is going to have a limited print run and prices are liable to stay the same or go up as they did for Twilight Princess on Gamecube.
Was playing this last night and marvelling how seamless everything is, then thinking about how buggy Bethesda etc games are. The verticality in the world is also really good, feels similar to XCX in that respect and I believe some of the staff on that game also worked on this.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 10 March 2017 12:41 (seven years ago) link

played this on Switch yesterday for the first time. very impressive! the graphics are really nice, like really really really nice! best-looking grass in a videogame yet. really goes a long way to capturing the feel of running over a sunny hillside. the wind blows and the grass moves like it would in real life. someone was playing Horizon next to it and while that game is a graphical powerhouse, it was still a little obvious that the plants and stuff were just assets stuck to the world mesh. the Breath in the title of this game is v significant: this may be the first open world game where it felt like there was actually wind in the air.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 March 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link

To hell with you, Ziga clan. Eighty bajillion deaths at your katana-wielding paws.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link

Just got this for my birthday. Now to kick the bf off the TV so I can play it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Yiga Clan ain't nuthing ta fuck wit

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 03:48 (seven years ago) link

i haven't had much in the way of problems with the yiga clan yet. lynels, on the other hand... i'm pretty sure they use an aimbot.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:46 (seven years ago) link

you can actually mount lynels and whack them in the head a bunch before they attack back...

completed the first 'dungeon' today - the final battle was greeeeat

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:38 (seven years ago) link

hahaha, the spouse and i were just speculating this morning on whether you could ride a lynel... though the spouse wanted to tame them. :)

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

i definitely am having nostalgia for the old-school lynels who shot swords out of their mouths book of revelation style

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link

I love how the Northeast of the map looks like New Hampshire in early October. Also, I bought a house and a lot of furniture and...? There is no benefit except I can dump extra weapons in the middle of my room.

rb (soda), Monday, 20 March 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

i named my horses Mr Horsu and Horseface. i loves them.

jamiesummerz, Monday, 20 March 2017 16:44 (seven years ago) link

oh my god, the fucking Trial of Wood, i'm going to have a sore throat tomorrow from screaming at my television

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 20 March 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link

Possibly a dumb question, but how much does your left hand have to press buttons in this game? I'm slightly paralysed in my left hand - so games where you only have to move the stick are fine, but games that rely on constant left-finger-buttoning can be difficult.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:32 (seven years ago) link

the left hand buttons are primarily used to quickly switch equipment which you do pretty often. but you can do it by going into yr inventory only using right hand though (is obviously a lot slower).

devvvine, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:40 (seven years ago) link

also left hand triggers are used fairly often as well for guarding and abilities.

devvvine, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

Thanks! Do you use your thumb for all of that or 2nd/3rd fingers? (My thumb is the good one!)

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

no problem, thumb for weapon switching, 2nd/3rd finger on the back trigger and bumper (this is on wii u i should say, dont know if its much different on the switch)

devvvine, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:49 (seven years ago) link

Same on switch, use thumb to click on L stick to crouch/sneak, use thumb to press buttons to change weapons and skills quickly (handy tip: hold down ZR and you can cycle through arrows), use finger on L button to activate skills (most of the time during puzzle solving), use finger on ZL to lock on to enemies/raise shield. Depends on your play style I guess, I play without locking on/raising shield and game is perfectly playable this way.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 12:26 (seven years ago) link

So, I started this yesterday and it took me basically all day just to get off the fucking plateau. Comedy of errors really - when I realised I needed to get that Warm Doublet I was pissed off to realise I'd accidentally eaten the only raw meat I had on me. I then managed to kill a bird - but then promtly died 3 mins later and lost my save. I then spent TWO HOURS stalking/creeping in the forest trying to catch a fucking bird/squirrel/boar. &*$%^%^$%$!!

Rest of the level was a cakewalk in comparison lol.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 March 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link

Still I suppose I'm real good at hunting animals with a bow now, haw :(

The doublet was the only thing I got on the plateau before I took off with the paraglider btw - have I missed anything else? I take it you cant get back there?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 March 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link

didn't know you could get the doublet on the plateau, just cooked loads of spicy meat. you can always go back, stamina and extreme temperature the only things limiting you from going anywhere.

devvvine, Sunday, 26 March 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah you make the spicy meat/ seafood fry for Old Man and he gives it to you.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 26 March 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link

my girl and i have made a pact that we are going to get a switch/zelda if we hit some specific money goals. this game is helping me budget!

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Sunday, 26 March 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link

i love this game, but it can definitely be frustrating. but frustration is used as a feedback tool in this game, i think? when i am frustrated it has come from the knowledge that i am doing something ineffectively, not that the game is holding back or setting up artificial difficulty barriers. so far i have been annoyed w/ the warm doublet quest (b/c there were a million ways to solve it, and i was looking for the "right" one, though i eventually switched tactics and solved it easily).

the lynel in the zora domain
getting zapped while hiking into the zoras uglyass domain
the one tower i *still* can't climb due to electro guys swimming nearby
another fucking lynel
a boring shrine quest where i had to kill three giants
a horse-taming quest
some bullshit in the lost woods
the goron quest
gathering wood to build my effing house

remy bean, Monday, 27 March 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

Apparently having metal items mean you get struck by lightning during rain? Fun.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 27 March 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXMlXSDwzU8

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm already overwhelmed looking at how much map there is to cover. Its not just that its large - its that so much of it is only accesible in really gruelling ways like slowly climbing cliffs. I feel like I'll be playing this game for years at this rate.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link

cliff-climbing gets much easier by mid-game, once you gain some stamina and other stuff that makes you climb faster/longer.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

One of my workmates recommended gunning for stamina over health in the early stages of loading up on upgrades, I wonder if thats a good idea? Ive just been gathering a lot of staminella shrooms and the fish that do stam and storing a ton of meals.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Oh and Ive already hit a snag - I'm trying to do the sheep rustling side quest on Hatero beach and those monsters are really hard to kill - and Ive only got piddlepuff weapons :( I need to find somwwhere that sells bows.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link

...aaaand apparently I now find out weapons cant be purchased. Gah! The breakability of weapons is the most frustrating part of the game.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link

You can buy some weapons, but I think it's only Guardian weapons and the like up at Akkala Ancient tech lab. Don't remember seeing any others for sale elsewhere.

CraigG, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 09:57 (seven years ago) link

None of the side quests proved to be super essential, and some were downright tough at low levels. I'd focus on uncovering the whole map, walking everywhere you can, and finding shrines over Official Questing during the first 20-30 hours. Sell ALL of EVERYTHING at first for new armor, and remember that after blood moons you can re-obtain armor from the shrines that have it.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link

Re-obtain good weapons at shrines. Also, silver hinox is super hard.

rb (soda), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 19:53 (seven years ago) link

Cheers - yeah I'm aiming to get to all the towers - though that fucking central tower is brutal and I dont see how I'm possibly going to get to it with all the Guardians around it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link

after blood moons you can re-obtain armor from the shrines that have it.

I didnt know this! Thats good to know. I've also of course discovered that my amiibo gives me weapons once a day (I have Archer Link) so theres that too.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 00:58 (seven years ago) link

stealth armor is worth the high price, it makes all sorts of tasks easier

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 April 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

I would love to get my hands on the Guardian amiibo but it seems like that was rarer than hens teeth.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Whether that constitutes cheating in the true sense of the word is debatable

Lol this is the least true sentence on the internet.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 08:20 (seven years ago) link

Finally got up Central Tower because I managed to kill both the Guardians ! Using parry with a Guardian shield. Hard to do but I got there in the end. And blowing them up rather than avoiding them means extra robot loot like cores and springs.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link

only just started this and i'm sure someone has mentioned this itt already but the moment i realised that i could climb every single thing in the overworld was one of those 'holy shit' gaming feelings that will make it hard to look at other games the same way again

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

It really is brilliant. The game seems very cleverly paced/balanced too, and I dont quite know how they do it, given how sandboxy it is - but despite my going about things in quite a random manner (I'm barely approaching the main questline at this point, Zora village aside), the game somehow knows how much Ive done and the monsters are getting harder and more frequent accordingly.

PS fuck u wizzrobes you little giggling bastards.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link

PS fuck u wizzrobes you little giggling bastards.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce)

the only ones that bother me are the lightning wizzrobes, because i don't think lightning has a one-hit-kill elemental weakness. i nearly always have a fire weapon and an ice weapon, or at least arrows.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

Ive tried ice arrow followed by bomb, but it doesnt always seem to work. Plus they move around so much!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

Like how would one hit them with a weapon aside from an arrow anyway? Theyre kind of floating in the air.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link

put some solid hours into this yesterday and this is basically the best open world in videogaming history, right?

it's really throwing some harsh light on stuff in other games i should actively hate but i've grown wearily accustomed to - invisible barriers thrown up because designers can't work out a way to prevent players from poking at the edges of maps, massive worlds with huge buildings which are only very selectively interactive, hemmed-in missions where you absolutely have to complete it the way it's structured instead of the risky plan of your own devising you'd prefer to follow...

being able to explore anywhere in a world with a physics engine this robust and fun is incredible, and that nintendo are doing all this on a system which is considerably less conventionally powerful than ps4 or xbone is all the more impressive. honestly if i only play a handful of other games on the switch i kinda feel like it'll be worth it

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

What's on the edge of the Breath of the Wild map, if everything can be climbed? The ocean? A giant vertical wall? Can you just walk to new donk city?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

Ocean, ravine, endless dusty desert, impassable glacial thing iirc

rb (soda), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

i will say i have flat out gotten a "you can't go any farther in this direction" message from botw, so the barriers aren't as totally mimetic as they appear.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 27 April 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

well fuck, this switch is getting sledgehammered soon as i get home

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

Woulda been cool if instead they had implemented barriers via, like, you can only carry a finite amount of water into the desert.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Thursday, 27 April 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

They have something a bit like that in ElderScrolls online - if you swim too far out into an ocean area not "allowed", you get attacked and killed by razorfish.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link

they shd let u form a new civilization

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link

would be a cool idea if an open world game started using procedurally generated terrain/AI and sparse random events as soon as you left the map bounds

but that's a probably tremendously expensive and time-consuming solution to a problem that can be solved with invisible barriers

qualx, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link

at the edge of the earth their shd be a waterslide and u slide down to hell

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:09 (six years ago) link

would that be like a game over or would hell have to be fully designed and traversable

qualx, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

hell wld just like suck i guess it wld be bad its hell

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link

i want to become the devil, will you let me do that

qualx, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link

u can be the devil but itll come at a price, youre soul

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2017 06:16 (six years ago) link

Re-obtain good weapons at shrines.

So I went back to a shrine and managed to wangle my way back to the chest in it, and it was open and empty!??

Hows this sposed to work then?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 May 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

maybe the person who said that was talking about the ancient swords, etc? because the enemies that carry them do respawn.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 1 May 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

This is going to be pretty tough on my "Carry every potion I ever saw into the final FF boss" ass, isn't it?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 1 May 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

Rusho: so like, the weapons carried by the mini-guardians in the strength tests, then?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 May 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

yeah, those things. they do some pretty serious damage to regular enemies as well, particularly when they start coming with awesome bonus modifiers.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Monday, 1 May 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

Ah yes. I'm at the point where I can start making/buying those from Robbie as well, but theyre pricey and seem fairly breakable.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

i find cooking in this game super-relaxing

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:02 (six years ago) link

it also regularly makes me hungry for meat on a stick

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link

shame there's no way to make bokoblin haggis with the guts tho

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link

what can you do with those? i find the cooking annoyingly opaque and time-consuming

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link

lol at whoever said upthread 'there's no beginning exposition dump'

how many different people are going to tell me that in hyrule ganon shows up every so often and is always defeated by the same people?? at length?? over the same panning shot of the same tapestry??

this is information i knew before i purchased the game!! this is information i knew before i finished reading the game's title

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link

like:

the legend of zel-

okay, i know the plot now

-

i do actually like this game a lot

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link

this is a really incredible game. it looks amazing. some open world games look really bad at night, i love this approach this one takes. the grass turns blue from the moonlight. it's a fully colorful fantasy world.

the climbing is fantastic. mountains have always been a huge problem with open world games. the world looks so great through mountainside vistas, yet controls mean your character is constantly jumping/sliding against a polygon surface juuuust slightly too steep for you to step on and you end up breaking the game to get from point A to point B. this game gracefully fixes that and turns what used to be game breaking into an exciting and potentially deep new mechanic.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link

and the wind, dang, the titular wind in this game is amazing. you can watch trees and grass and foliage react to this wind dynamically. other open worlds are so sterile and cardboard and fake. the wind really helps give life to this world.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

i havent played this game but i have consumed a lot of content about it and the most relevant criticisms are in my professional opinion: why make a moody zelda does everything have to be moody nowadays, weapons breaking is a tedious chore tho it does fill a need in the game but still, not enough underground stuff zelda needs dungeons and the shrines are kinda pointless and dum

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

the mood is ... interesting

like there's a maraca-shaking tree-fairy you meet periodically to refill your inventory, e.g.: i don't understand why this was not perceived as antithetical to the attempted self-seriousness that's the games baseline

obvs i would prefer more m.-s. t.-fs and less serious nonsense about prophecies or whatever but whatever

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

why make a moody zelda

what do you mean by this? how is this game moody and why is that bad? is it moodier than Majora's Mask or Wind Waker? i haven't played those entries so i wouldn't know what that means anyway.

weapons breaking hasn't interfered w me at all. on the contrary i am having to drop weapons i am getting so many. not really tedious, takes a minute or two per fight, and i end up with the best weapons i find.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

LOL this game isnt moody, what the hell.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link

I just bit the bullet and decided I'd tackle my first dungeon boss (the water elephant thingo). So, the Lynel/shock arrows bit was easy to bypass - the trick is not bothering with it at all. If you've already found the Deku Tree, they sell them there.

Buuut... I cant work out how to get into the elephant. I swim round on Sidon's back, and I can do that part, but it seems he keeps flinging me towards the same 2 pink targets to shoot, and I never go round to the other side to do the other 2, am I doing something stupid wrong? I dont even know if I explained that well haha. I mean shooting the targets with the shock arrows is bog-easy but I only ever seem to get 2 done.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:38 (six years ago) link

you gotta do a couple rounds of the shock arrow thingies. i think the first round has the ice projectiles coming from the front, and the second has them coming from behind, and then the third has them alternating. just keep shooting the targets with shock arrows until the zora guy tells you you've done good enough and you can move on to the next part - it'll be pretty obvious once you've pacified the elephant.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

Yeah maybe I just didnt try long enough. It seemed like one time, because I drowned (stamina ran out when in the air), it made me start all over again?

THAT IS THE SORT OF SHIT ZELDA DOES THAT MAKES ME RAGEQUIT ARRRRGH

(I will never forgive u, Phantom Hourglass and your many, many, stupid boomerang dungeons)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link

i don't think it does that? like, i think i kept running out of stamina in the air because i could never figure out how to cancel "bullet time" and it didn't seem to make a difference. it's been a while though. you want some hints? because there are some things you can do to make it go easier.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link

Sure, I'm not averse to spoilers!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 01:29 (six years ago) link

ok, then, you have to destroy vah ruta's projectiles before you can get into position to shoot the targets, but it's a total waste to use your shock arrows on them. remember that cryonis can be used to destroy ice structures - and this works even if you didn't create the ice structure yourself!

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link

Oh, no I was already doing that, the ice isnt the problem. I'll see if I can explain it better lol:
- start off, smash all the ice as we go round and round using cryo, then Sidon heads towards the elephant
- I zip up and shoot target #1
- repeat above for target #2 (on the same side)... all good at this point
- on the 3rd go round, Sidon seems to throw me at the *same side* of the elephant Ive already done, and I dont seem to be able to control him to go round the other side.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 05:56 (six years ago) link

(I am averse to spoilers)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 May 2017 07:25 (six years ago) link

fair point andrew, should've asked if erry one was ok

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 11 May 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link

Nah to be honest I should unbookmark this and make the life changes* necessary to have enough spare time to a) get a Switch and b) play this game. It's not like I'm on the fence about it in any way.

* several of these changes are probably unbookmarking other threads, yeah I'm looking at you rolling Donald Trump.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 May 2017 07:44 (six years ago) link

Could probably do with a comma after the 'you' there.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 May 2017 07:45 (six years ago) link

trayce, i've just freed the first divine beast - all i did in this section was basically rely on sidon to do the work, swum up whichever waterfalls showed up in front of me, rinse and repeat

you'll know when you're making progress cuz the number of ice blocks and mines the beast shoots at you increases between your attacks

and if you think that was annoying wait until you get inside :(

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 08:23 (six years ago) link

trayce: after you shot the second target, the targets came back. don't worry about swimming around to the other side - just keep shooting the targets until there aren't any more to shoot. :)

actually what i said wasn't much of a spoiler because fish prince tells you it before the fight, i just apparently keep skipping important in-game instructions...

when it came to the divine beasts, i was able to do the fire beast and the air beast on my own, but the water and earth beasts were really difficult for me.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 May 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link

and the wind, dang, the titular wind in this game is amazing. you can watch trees and grass and foliage react to this wind dynamically. other open worlds are so sterile and cardboard and fake. the wind really helps give life to this world.

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 17:51 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, the attention to detail is really remarkable, and the flexibility to game the system for your own benefit feels incredibly generous compared to other games.

there's a couple of things i've done where i'm sure i've managed to solve a problem with an approach the designers didn't intend but it's not through something cheap like clipping through a wall or whatever - it's through looking at the environment and thinking 'i could probably knock down a tree to bridge that gap' and it works exactly the way i'd expect instead of running up against a restriction baked into the game

last night i got through a gate using entirely the wrong special power but it was still a legitimate use of the power and man it felt great

the gta games used to be good at this - i remember deliberately stopping trucks in the middle of the road before missions to foil getaways and stuff - but weirdly they seem to have got less and less permissive over time

PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in the Cat Room (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 11 May 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

^ lol yes i still remember my first session with GTAV. the cutscene ended and i was in a room in a bank in the middle of a heist. i walked the wrong way like 3 feet out of the invisible path i was supposed to walk and my character instantly died, the screen turned black and white, and he fell on the ground like a rag doll.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 11 May 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

I got into the efferlant! And then was confronted with all the puzzles. Did 3 terminals, gave up and peaced out to wander in a field instead lol.

I do like that you can come and go from the major dungeons. It feels a bit cheaty but i like it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 May 2017 01:31 (six years ago) link

there's a couple of things i've done where i'm sure i've managed to solve a problem with an approach the designers didn't intend

Given the stasis/magnesis tools, I suspect they intended this but I hear a lot of stories about people using all kinds of bizarre solutions to things.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 May 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link

i was pretty cheesed last night to find that a weapon i'd been promised was repairable turned out to be repairable only by forking over some pretty valuable items in return

if i'd known i had to pay i wouldn't have broken the thing fighting some low-level scrubs :(

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link

Did the divine beast quest line with Sidon and the elephant on the plane earlier. I highly approve of this polished action RPG title for the new portable Nintendo hardware.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

now if only they wouldn't talk so much

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link

LOL yes the voice acting is terrible, especially Zelda, she sounds so wimpy and whining. I dont want to rescue her tbh!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 13 May 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link

most recent update added the option for Japanese voice acting w/ subtitles - it's worth trying!

baby boomer death wave (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 May 2017 05:56 (six years ago) link

thanks, think i will opt in that way from jump when i get this

that's cool to know, if i ever get back to it i will definitely turn on japanese voice acting. it's so weird to play a game that's so polished and top-tier and professional and then it's got some ps1-level voice acting in the cut scenes.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

anyone else finish it yet

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 11 June 2017 07:30 (six years ago) link

also does it record how long i spent playing it anywhere or not or even if i did is it better not to know

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 11 June 2017 07:32 (six years ago) link

I finished it -- accidentally. I still can't find the monster man who sells cool clothing, though.

rb (soda), Sunday, 11 June 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link

You can find out roughly how long you've played it from your profile on the main Switch menu.

Iain Mew (if), Sunday, 11 June 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link

The No Amiibo speedrun is wild

https://www.speedrun.com/run/ydqq63wm

Sutcliffe Juugin' (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Only just now got round to finishing dungeon #1 (vah rutah). Puzzles were more annoying than hard once inside.

Halfway thru the bird one, same thing is applying - feel like just cheating and looking it up cos ive been playing this for over 120hrs at thispoint and I suppose I should stop skipping thru the forests picking mushrooms and making curries at some point (lol who am I kidding)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 06:35 (six years ago) link

it's taken me 20+ hours of running away from every fight to discover I can lock on to monsters. just about every monster I've killed has been by dropping bombs from a height. I think the lock may change the way I approach this game

calumerio, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 07:56 (six years ago) link

yep you can only do most of the useful fight moves like parries, flurry etc if you lock on - i'm sure there's a tutorial popup during your first battle explaining that?

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link

quite possibly! I have never played a game of this type before so it's all new to me. haven't managed to parry anything in the time since I have learned to lock on. I don't have quick fingers (too old) so for the most part I'm sneaking around clifftops. and loving it.

calumerio, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

I played this game a lot and basically never cooked
Except when I needed rupees and then I'd do 5x Prime or 5x Gourmet
Screw cooking, even if the cooking music was super nice

fgti, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

The cooking music is the best! So jaunty. I cooked a lot to make stamina potions so I didnt have to waste any of my shrine upgrades on stamina, at least til I got the amount of hearts for [wont mention in case of spoiling]

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link

BTW the parry/backflip tutorial is in one of the first shrines you encounter near kakariko vilage (or was it hateno?)

I never use them, I never seem to get the button mash combos right :(

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link

fyi if you don't learn the useful fight moves you're going to have a fair bit of trouble at a certain point in the game :)

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link

I forgot shield blocking was a thing and was surprised how many undodgable attacks bosses had. Oops.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 6 July 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: this game's balance sucks

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 6 July 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link

what do you mean?

its pretty typical in action rpgs for character growth/upgrades to outpace game difficulty, meaning the early game is consistently challenging and the mid to late game is not except for selected boss battles/special challenges. i'm not very far into this game yet but i'd predict that that will happen from what i've seen so far.

ciderpress, Thursday, 6 July 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link

Problem could be that one can play in any way, so I suppose you could over-level early on thus making most of the gameplay too easy?

Example: I beat the water ganon boss in 5 seconds flat cos I just pummeled him with ancient arrows. Didnt get hit once.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link

I disagree so strongly about the game balance. My bf is combat-brilliant and puzzle-averse and was playing one way, and my mom can't fight for shit and basically cleared all the shrines before beating any but the Zora blight, and me I was upgrading armour exclusively and finding lynels still a challenge, and my niece has a lot of time on her hands and got 120 shrines and my brother had to take her Switch away when she got to 300 Koroks, idk, it seems pretty multi-pronged in the way one can approach it.

My issues with the game are that the English voice-acting is bad, that I'd trade 60 of them shrines for 2 more dungeons, that ultimately if I had to pick between Gorons, Gerudo, Rito and Zoras I'd pick "none, thank you" and prefer to spend all my time scaling the Hebra or Gerudo mountains, that the highs are super high, that exploring Death Mountain was brilliant, the labyrinths were great, that Link basically starts naked so the people who play for "that reason" are in love with him from the get-go, Hyrule Castle was endlessly fun, the plot was terrific and the steampunk acclimatization was effective, the dragons were gorgeous, and the only thing that really made this game even slightly worse off than Skyrim is that there wasn't a giant underground city

fgti, Thursday, 6 July 2017 04:04 (six years ago) link

I've held off going to the castle yet! I guess I wanted to save it til last though I'm not sure why.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

I guess I dont want the game to end? I want to live on the beach in Lurelin village forever.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2017 04:09 (six years ago) link

I disagree so strongly about the game balance. My bf is combat-brilliant and puzzle-averse and was playing one way, and my mom can't fight for shit and basically cleared all the shrines before beating any but the Zora blight, and me I was upgrading armour exclusively and finding lynels still a challenge, and my niece has a lot of time on her hands and got 120 shrines and my brother had to take her Switch away when she got to 300 Koroks, idk, it seems pretty multi-pronged in the way one can approach it.

yeahhh i think i just don't hold with this philosophy of game design -- i don't like this at all! i feel like if there are going to be x interlocking systems in the game then the player ought to have to get good at x things. (rondo of blood would not be a better game if it implimented more jumping-based paths for people who weren't interested in getting good at using the whip.)

and idk i thought my lack of interest in skyrim etc was because the things were poorly implemented -- like, nothing you can do feels tactilely fun or alive at all in any bethesda game -- but i think maybe actually i just dislike the playground as a genre, even when the exploration and combat feel as nice as they do here

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link

any time you encounter a non-optimally fun patch of difficulty, you can mitigate it by going and doing something else non-optimally fun, so the real challenge is working out at any given moment of being presented with two or more kinds of non-optimal fun which kind of non-optimally fun is least non-optimal

yah back to tetris

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link

and idk i thought my lack of interest in skyrim etc was because the things were poorly implemented -- like, nothing you can do feels tactilely fun or alive at all in any bethesda game

horses for courses I guess, cos this makes no sense to me at all.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link

(with a caveat, I do feel that way about ESO, but that a little different I suppose)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link

okay, finally found a system and snagged it with zelda. going in.

Enjoy! Try it with headphones too is my recommend - just standing in a field watching a sunset and listening to the wind and soundtrack is..... *mwah*.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

FAVE SONGS IN GAME:
- the Riley-esque piano riffing in the Lost Woods
- the moody dischordant tune called "Ruins" that u hear in places like Hyrule castle town
- the tune played in Rito village, esp when I realised it was a slow version of one of the main windwaker songs. I'm NOT cutting onions.
- the nutty, really unZeldalike robotic tune played in Robbies Tech Lab

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

One of my first times just cruising around on a horse, I went down to the south Faron coast (beautiful) and the pointillistic piano part just kept escalating and escalating until a full repeal of ObamaCare was suddenly upon me

fgti, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link

ha, yeah: this game is quite good at letting you know when you've overstepped your boundaries

U mean this one goontie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3iE7z3Few

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link

(both the day and night one rule but this one has the OG theme hidden in it and is weirdly melancholy also)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

I don't remember, but I only heard it that one time, I think it may have been a night version segueing into a day version or something?

fgti, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link

breath of zelda...... language of the mad

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 11:17 (six years ago) link

have just sneaked my way up to lanryu tower (which shows you the extent of the progress I am making). sneakstrikes are so satisfying.

now hating every minute of trying to get to zoras domain. I don't like this being forced down a route / approach thing at all. hopefully there isn't much more of this.

calumerio, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 12:02 (six years ago) link

Zora is not the worst part of the game, but it wasn't my favourite. It was more fun humping around the mountains above Zora avoiding guardians iirc

My five favourite experiences in this game were: exploring Hyrule Castle, ascending Mount Lanayru, getting emotional at Akkala Citadel/Fort Hateno because of how successful the designers created an atmosphere of devastation, everything relating to Gorons and Mount Death, faerie sex, the labyrinths.

The shrines are not a satisfying replacement for more dungeons and I hope the next game features ~many~ Hyrule Castle-style environments. Nothing more satisfying than exploring a castle imo

fgti, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

I just downloaded the DLC pass - the first bit of it is out now. Some kind of master sword challenge whereby it permanently switches up the sword? I'm ambivalent about doing this, because despite everyones sooking about the easily-damaged gear, I've got used to that now and having one sword that just Always Works would feel boring at this point.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

I havent even gone into the castle yet either! A few people have said when they did, they accidentally triggered the final ganon boss and I'm scared of doing that I guess?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

leaving the castle until last. all beasts done, 82 shrines done, all memories done except the castle one. just did the Rito song shrine quest - that one is great!

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

my favourite moment so far was giving that leaf dude some maracas

nxd, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link

I havent even gone into the castle yet either! A few people have said when they did, they accidentally triggered the final ganon boss and I'm scared of doing that I guess?

i wandered in there accidentally a little while back, when i'd only liberated one beast, and i think i managed to almost defeat ganon - i wonder if it's possible to beat him by mistake early on?

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link

It's definitely possible to beat Ganon early on. There was a charity event I watched on Twitch where a speed runner beat the game in a ridiculous time by going straight to Hyrule Castle after completing the mandatory section on the Plateau at the beginning of the game.

treefell, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:29 (six years ago) link

What happens once he's done with? Does it ruin any parts of the game one might not have got to yet (shrines/quests)?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

not really. just puts a little star next to your name on the loading screen. you can still go back and replay from the moment before you defeated ganon.

remy bean, Thursday, 20 July 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link

okay, important question: Can you eventually make elixirs and cook meals in bulk? This is tedious.

No

softie (silby), Friday, 21 July 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

I like the guy that looks like broccoli

Moodles, Friday, 21 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

what's up i'm playing this now it's terrifyingly huge

qualx, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 06:55 (six years ago) link

korok seeds are validating my completionist anxiety to look behind every single corner and it's gonna kill me

qualx, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 06:56 (six years ago) link

Theres like 250 of them so have fun!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 07:02 (six years ago) link

i thought there was 900

qualx, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 07:25 (six years ago) link

Got to the 1st boss. I'm getting the timing wrong and getting impaled by his massive weapon instead of iframing out of the way. Super into this game, it really does feel like they took Skyrim and chucked out all the annoying bits and made the combat not terrible. I'll be interested to know when the fight goblin/pick up weapon/fight another goblin loop is gonna get old.

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:27 (six years ago) link

i've put like 80 hours in and it's not worn thin yet

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:32 (six years ago) link

shit yr right qualx bloody heck

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:38 (six years ago) link

Some of the new DLC additions are quite neat. Theres now a tool in the map function that shows you everywhere you've been on the map. I'm over 150 hours in now, so at this point this is *massively* useful to me to go back over areas I've missed, pick up koroks and shrines and etc.

The other is a pocket travelpoint. Can only use it in one spot at a time alas, but for eg at the moment I'm using it to jump to a spot up over Lanryu Promenade, which is a great spot to wait for the Ice dragon to come by in the morning so I can jump out and farm him for parts.

I might also set it at somewhere like the Southern Mine in the Goron area - there's no shrines anywhere near it so it's a pain to get to.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link

96 shrines down, and only found 110 korok seeds. its INSANE that there are 800 more to find. totally not going to easily find the last 24 shrines so gonna KILL THIS DARN BOSS.

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 3 August 2017 08:05 (six years ago) link

OK now I think I get this game now. I've been spending my time wandering aimlessly across the place only, looking at things, catching horses (Gary, Max, Tracy, Jabroni), avoiding fighting and then allovasudden the fighting starts to make sense and a whole new world of the game has opened up for me. So much so that I finally lit the torches to the hateno tech lab and in the hour since have been strolling about blasting bokoblins hither and yon, giggling away like a loon. I am officially back in love with this game.

calumerio, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

no way am I ever going to complete this game tho.

calumerio, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

Yeah I avoided fighting the big bosses til I learned thats how you get the really good weapons.

Unforch, now that means I can kinda beat anything pretty easily :/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link

i would pay money to never have to do a horse (or chocobo) race again in my entire life

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 05:06 (six years ago) link

omg yes i have at least 3 horse- based quests i haven't done cos fighting on horseback is hard!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 August 2017 07:46 (six years ago) link

i didn't even know there was fighting stuff, i was just talking about the hurdle race

the prize is literally horse cosmetics but by the time i figured that out i had already pumped two hours into the goddamn thing and i wasn't going to lose

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link

going to go ahead and say that game design that asks players to repeat difficult mechanics over and over again until they can do it in less than 75 seconds in inherently bad game design, obsessive repetition should never be encouraged

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 08:43 (six years ago) link

Obsessive repetition is the foundation of entire genres

softie (silby), Sunday, 13 August 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

those genres should be shot into the sun

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link

I choose to go to the sun and play marble madness there

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 August 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

But I guess the constraints of game memory and the incentive to make arcade-friendly quarter-suckers is the reason that so many foundational games are based on mastery of repetition and memorization

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 August 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link

I think qualx just hates video games

circa1916, Sunday, 13 August 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Like "obsessive repetition" is pretty foundational, did you have a Nintendo?

circa1916, Sunday, 13 August 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

obsessive repetition is just another way of saying game

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 August 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

lol otm

softie (silby), Sunday, 13 August 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

Not to pile on qualx who I know likes video games just fine. Obsessive repetition is just one of the things I like most about video games!

softie (silby), Sunday, 13 August 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

no video games generally suck a lot

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

I did have a nintendo, and obsessive repetition was funner when you're 10 and you don't have anything else to do

but as it's been said that probably wouldn't have been a thing if it weren't for exploitative quarter-munching

you're never gonna convince me that adults repeating the same janky process over and over again for hours until they get it perfect is the result of good game design

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

make a game that's fun and offers steady progression I could be learning the trumpet or something

qualx, Sunday, 13 August 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

Oh the hurdle race! I'd forgot all about that, I did it ages ago. The trick is not to go toooo fast - you cant control the horse too well.

Oh also, make sure your horse is 100% tamed! He wont obey you otherwise.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 13 August 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

finally playing this - i've managed to avoid most information about the game despite being late to the party. i'm surprised at how much it just feels like a zelda game despite the wider scope and new combat mechanics - it's just as much of a logical step forward from the previous zelda formula as ocarina was from the 2d zeldas.

so far i'm dumping all my upgrades into hearts since i'm still running into things that one-shot me - is there a point at which i'm going to regret not having extra stamina or can i get by without it until i'm in double digits of hearts?

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link

More stamina lets you climb more and thus be a little more joyfully heedless while exploring, as you are incrementally less likely to run out of stamina while dragging yourself up a cliff.

.oO (silby), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link

@ cider press there is a good reason to press forward until you have 13 hearts, but I would probably upgrade to a second stamina wheel before making that plunge

fgti, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link

You can also switch between the two

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 04:24 (six years ago) link

beat the game so i feel safe to finally post here. loved this.

fgti is correct, but stamina honestly makes the game much easier to get through vs. hearts since most fights can be avoided / healed through, while stamina is the only way to scale mountains. besides you will get those heart containers fast enough i assure you

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link

you're never gonna convince me that adults repeating the same janky process over and over again for hours until they get it perfect is the result of good game design

― qualx, Sunday, August 13, 2017 1:59 PM (four weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


absolutely agreed. thankfully this game rarely makes you do that*, there are so many ways to do things/get around. even the final castle must have at least six different ways to get in. after i beat the game i found a freakin' stable i missed near the start of the game, because i went completely around it for 120 hours

*only examples i can think of were that initial journey to the Zora's domain, which is tough going without a lot of fights. also the lynel fights. even those can be tanked through with the right equipment - none of them are required, either!
**and that one shrine where you had to use stasis to golf a boulder across some water. that was a bit tedious

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link

but yeah this game. best of generation. 100% worth buying a Switch for. so good. makes me want to play the Zeldas i have missed, though i know they won't be as good.

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link

after i beat the game i found a freakin' stable i missed near the start of the game, because i went completely around it for 120 hours

This is why the Heros path mode in the DLC update has been a freaking boon. There are whole mountains i've missed!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link

what is that?

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link

It shows you the last 200 hours of where you've been on the map!

eg:
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/5HiM5gFPY6zMCeDPOmbTbkKN6Gc=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/8718497/02_herospath.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link

whoaaaa

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link

It wasnt much extra to buy. Theres also a master sword quest, which makes the master sword permanent and unbreakable. I'm leaving that for after-finished game tho, its apparently quite hard.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link

The Master Sword quest is certifiably extremely difficult, and kind of showed me some holes in the standard combat, as I couldn't consistently kill hard Moblins despite "good technique"-- so I used a lot of archery

It really can't be stressed enough that upgrading your armour is a good move. I gave directions to the three other fairy fountains to a dude in my Uberpool last month

fgti, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

yeah I just got to Zora's domain and that sequence was the first time it felt like a 'normal' video game. I didn't have much trouble with it though, my only death was being struck by lightning, not to enemies

love the Zoras in this game. they want me to go fight a lynel now though so I'm gonna disappoint them and wander off to explore other parts instead

the npc dialogue is so good, i want to talk to every random nobody because they usually say something funny or weird

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

this game is insanely immersive. i live in an area with foggy mountains, and i felt that i existed within the game while on a walk this morning. like Trayce, I've become obsessed with cooking. I spent about an hour cooking yesterday, partially because my son's face lit up every time the cooking music played. wish it would give the minimal recipe required to make a thing after you successfully made it, though, as i may be wasting ingredients. all of these gear/screws/springs/gems are just crap to trade, no? i suppose it's more realistic than a world covered in loose money, but i'm scared that i'll miss out on something later if i sell them all. are there vendors that overvalue certain items, as there were in previous games?

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

the ancient gears/springs/screws have a use

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

i don't know how far you are but i found said use pretty early on via following the main questline

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

ok, thanks! I've just been to the second village. so I haven't done much, and I'm taking it slow.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link

even if you do need to sell them though its not a big deal since the game doesn't have scarcity - everything respawns given enough time

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

hope to pay a future zelda mortgage with bokoblin fangs

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

hope to pay a future zelda mortgage with bokoblin fangs

Guess what…

.oO (silby), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

the ancient gears/springs/screws have a use

A big use! Dont sell them, especially the gears and spheres and ESPECIALLY never sell any giant spheres. They are needed for obtaining ancient armour and weapons and you willllll need that shit for fighting guardians.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

...someone is now gonna come along and tell me they took down a big roaming guardian with 3 hearts and a shoe, I suppose.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

I fought that first guardian for so long. the load screen kept giving me the ole "don't throw yourself at enemies..." tip, and it only enraged me further. It was a lesson well learned, though: this is not ocarina of time.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

Haha yes, feel no shame in running away early and often :)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

I avoided all the big bosses completely for a long time but as I think Ive said before, eventually you should have a crack at it cos most of them have great weapon drops.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

I need to learn to fight better, I think. In OoT, the side jump and jump attacks were so unreasonably powerful. I could fight. It feels like each enemy is his own punchout boxer in this one, and I need to look for tells. I usually sneak up on them or strike from a distance. When I need to fight in close range, I'm usually outnumbered, and that seems to be a huge problem in this game. or maybe I'm just rusty from a 10 year gaming hiatus.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link

I spent the first day ignorant of the motion controls, thinking that there was some kind of realistic inaccuracy built into my arrow/rune/etc aiming because the crosshair kept jumping randomly.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

Yeah I switched that off on my WiiU. Only time I use it is for those FUCKING ANNOYING TILT PUZZLES WHY DO THEY EXIST WHYYYY

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link

coming into this from 60 hours of splatoon2 i'm a savant at the motion controls now so i've been using bow+arrow a lot to get through tough bits

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

lmao the first tilt puzzle i got i literally flipped the controller upsided down which flipped the maze over and it's flat on the back so it was trivial, i was amused that it let me do that. i guess that's part of the game's MO though

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

omg that never occurred to me to try hahaha

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link

that's what i love about the game, how completely open it is to crazy alternate solutions. you can play the whole game like it's the fool's errand. (except for the plateau. you have to do the plateau, weirdly enough.) few things are more fun than watching a casual player putting together an elaborate abuse of the physics engine because they can't figure out the intended solution to a shrine.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 02:20 (six years ago) link

nice, ciderpress. i figured out an angle that allowed me to skip half of the maze, but i didn't think to flip it entirely. it probably took me 10 tries to get that ball out of the maze. the hardest part was flipping the ball from the maze platform onto the ramp. it was a freak accident when i got it. i allowed the ball to pick up way too much speed and flung it wide left where it ended up a ways down the ramp. i wonder if it's possible to fling it all of the way to the basket.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link

lit so many torches, and then nothing happened. unless? unless there is another torch somewhere!?!

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link

I still have a few shrines Ive found and not done - theyre mostly fiddly tilt based physics puzzles involving balls and/or wind and/or stasis. Theres no cheating some of em, it just takes timing. And Ive no patience.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link

shifting focus from the main quest to shrines and tower activation has really opened things up for me. there are so many magical moments in this game. That first view of Lake Hylia at night was very moving.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

a bit sad that i am virtual ted nugent in this game, and i will kill that thing at some point

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

the zora prince is basically a disney character

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 September 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

i still love the writing in this game so much, it's got such a light touch compared to the elder scrolls and witchers of the world

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 September 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

Western or even just non-Nintendo developers refuse to do anything whimsical in their AAA games what's up with that

.oO (silby), Thursday, 14 September 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

the zora prince is basically a disney character

Sidon? Hahah yes, he's so campy and flamboyant, I love him!

In a similar vein I love the flouncy gay builder in Hateno, Bolson. He's the best.
https://media0dk-a.akamaihd.net/12/19/d8fc6fa2b2f1a362fc47c5ecbc69f91a.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 September 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

ha!!!

Nhex, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link

my cynicism made be believe the zora prince guy was gonna turn heel. but nope, he's just super cheesy, which is great!

Nhex, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link

The best thing about this game is it is extremely horny

.oO (silby), Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

I just accidentally saw prince Sidon hentai fanart on my work PC ;_;

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

yeah don't image search for that guy

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 September 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

I've spent three weeks since I bought this just wandering around, climbing stuff, finding towers and doing shrines. It's amazing how even now, on a map this big, there's still a surprise around almost every corner.

nate woolls, Friday, 15 September 2017 07:40 (six years ago) link

A big use! Dont sell them, especially the gears and spheres and ESPECIALLY never sell any giant spheres. They are needed for obtaining ancient armour and weapons and you willllll need that shit for fighting guardians.

pro-tip: learning to parry the guardian's lasers with your shield will make life much easier

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 08:45 (six years ago) link

Yes absolutely. It takes practice but it's a vital skill.

nate woolls, Friday, 15 September 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link

well, you can also forget the shield parry exists and win the game because balancing

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 15 September 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link

yeah, but it makes you feel like a real badass, which is the really important thing

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 08:59 (six years ago) link

I tried and failed to do the second ancient furnace quest about 10 times because of a guardian blocking my way and then I discovered the parry move

nate woolls, Friday, 15 September 2017 09:31 (six years ago) link

you just shield parry and it refelects the laser?

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

yeah! do it three or four times and the guardian will be dead

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

and you'll feel like a real badass

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

cannot wait to occupy new heights in my son's esteem after i shield parry this guardian

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

One parry is all it takes. Lock on using the L shoulder button (I forget which one), the guardian will target you and press A when the area around the eye flashes white, a fraction of a second before the laser fires.

nate woolls, Friday, 15 September 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

definitely gonna go die a bunch trying to do that to the ones around the central Hyrule tower I haven't gotten yet

ciderpress, Friday, 15 September 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

I didn't even deal with those guys. Just intermittently hid from their tracking beams and eventually made it past them and up the tower. I may have had the fast climbing bandana on, though. I've been dumping shrine orbs into extra stamina vessels, and I'm now very happy that I did so. New strategy is to use faster climbing and greater stamina to visit fairy ponds before big battles. fuck a heart container.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 September 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

i did the first divine beast last night (the zora one), that was very cool. the boss was pretty easy though compared to a lot of normal enemies. does the difficulty ramp up on the other beasts or are they all about the same since there's no official order to them?

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 September 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

The first beast I did (and only one so far) was Vah Medoh and I was surprised at how easy it was so I guess they'll all be about the same. A few hits with bomb arrows and it was all over in about 2 minutes.

nate woolls, Sunday, 17 September 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

How critical is the stealth armor? I've been saving up for it, but it's pretty expensive! Also, any good strategies for getting rupees? I've just been hunting, cooking, and selling skewers. Is that about right?

Still having a tough time with fighting. Generally I start panicking as the camera swings around, end up in a crouch, and get my butt kicked. The only time I feel confident is when I eat a big defense crab stew. Just waiting for the controls to click and start feeling natural, I guess.

DJI, Sunday, 17 September 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

i need to get back into this; feeling like i lost patience way too early for no reason.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

yeah i'm definitely not good at the combat still, having mostly opted out of the dark-souls-ification of gaming over the past decade. luckily the game is structured such that you don't ever really have to fight the hard stuff.

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link

I keep getting sidetracked! Was going to one of the test of strength battles, decided to go harvest some crabs, ended up back in the village, didn't have enough for the stealth armor, went hunting, ended up in new area, found a few shrines, and now I'm off in some new place, and who knows when I'll get back to that test of strength. I don't even remember where it was at this point! And I keep finding seeds, and getting ridiculous little side quests. It's feeling more fun now, but it's still completely overwhelming.

DJI, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

Oh and I managed to climb and light the central tower without getting zapped, which felt pretty rad!

DJI, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

yeah i've got all the towers now except for the southwest and northeast areas. the ridgeland one that's in the middle of a pond full of electric enemies was harder than the central one. northeast one looks especially intimidating to get to.

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 September 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

I got the one with the electric enemies by just hiding in a spot and dropping bombs on them over and over...

DJI, Sunday, 17 September 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

The last tower for me was hard because I couldnt fucking FIND it. It was tucked under a cliff.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 September 2017 01:15 (six years ago) link

there's a good number of those lol

Nhex, Monday, 18 September 2017 04:40 (six years ago) link

I did my final tower last night, Akkala in the north-east. I thought it looked really difficult so I'd been putting it off but it wasn't that bad. One or two average difficulty bokoblins but the flying guardians are easy to avoid if you don't want to fight them.

nate woolls, Monday, 18 September 2017 07:35 (six years ago) link

I was probably delighted the first time it rained, and I slipped while climbing. I am now entirely fed up with 8 hour rains that interrupt the middle of a journey up a giant mountainside. Or I was fed up. Then I did the whole zora's domain hero/lynel/weapon/dungeon thing, and the game is beautiful again.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link

I find the dungeons way more unsettling than past Zelda games despite not being as gloomy or encompassing

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

weirdly this game feels like it pulls more beats from twilight princess than any of the other 3d zeldas stylistically. I think city in the sky is the closest past dungeon in look and feel to the divine beasts, and same with palace of twilight for the shrines and sheikah tech

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

fighting with a giant club feels like battletoads

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link

octoballoons are fun, i guess? i might have had some fun? or pain? it was definitely fun or pain.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 September 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

aside from that one quest i had no idea what to do with those things

Nhex, Friday, 22 September 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

apparently you were 'supposed' to use them to get up the faron tower but i just climbed the mountain next to it and jumped over instead

ciderpress, Friday, 22 September 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

Ive had no luck with those things. ON a raft it just tilts all over the place and then they pop after a few seconds anyway!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:30 (six years ago) link

they are good but also bad

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 September 2017 05:40 (six years ago) link

you can put one on a bomb and then use a leaf to blow it across a gap but i have no idea whether that ever becomes necessary in the game

ciderpress, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

neat thread about the game world design/dev

Got around to reading some of the BotW CEDEC articles. Interesting fact -
https://t.co/494TwAuYxi

— Matt Walker (@gypsyOtoko) October 3, 2017

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

thank u i enjoyed that thread, also the second one on the ui design

Thanks to @Nibellion and tonyh24613 from Gaf I've been alerted to articles based on the other BotW CEDEC talks - so how bout a new thread?

— Matt Walker (@gypsyOtoko) October 4, 2017

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

going to paint my kitchen "zelda white" so it's less startling to look up from my switch

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

very cool!

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link

also need botw.css for ilx

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

from the world design thread: "after a marathon of herzog documentaries, designers decided that it should rain every time a player hoped to climb a tall mountain, fight a stone talus, capture sunset fireflies, etc. this would really drive home the uncaring chaos and brutality of nature."

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

there should be dlc narration

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

The WiiU lets you see how much time youve spent on a game. I have now clocked up over 300 hours on this thing :/ Prob at least 100 of those is me just aimlessly wandering around, because I find this thing so meditative.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:16 (six years ago) link

i could wander around and collect virtual mushrooms or i could see what's happening on the internet... yeah i think virtual mushrooms win this one. am so, so glad that nintendo is still making great offline games.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Thursday, 5 October 2017 01:06 (six years ago) link

ugh, trying to read that Matt Walker twitter thread is a total mess now with all the replies.
and his medium summaries have no images. bummer.

Nhex, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

oh geez he deliberately deleted the original tweets "out of respect" to the original talkers. someone get him on twitter and tell him the images don't embed on medium

Nhex, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

man, this game, even the glitches are cool. spouse just ran across a dlc bug where a treasure chest falls out of the sky over and over again.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link

The other day I used one of my amiibos to do a treasure drop, and it dropped a chest and 2 wooden crates. Then there was a flash of lightning and one crate just blinked out of existence.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link

I also found and rode the King of the Mountain the other day! He was spooky.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:38 (six years ago) link

Lord of the Mountain rather.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link

Oh man this game. I've pretty much ignored a whole bunch of mechanics - quests, mini bosses, riding horses, shrines, korok seeds - and I'm still clambering over new mountains and creeping along new valleys, just trying to find out what's around the next corner. This is after about 40 hours. I got the house, though - Bolson is a dude.

And now my kids are playing it and noticing things that I breezed right past, setting bomb traps for octoroks, catching horse after horse - they're approaching it. in such a different way to me, it's an education.

calumerio, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So I’ve got like 80 shrines, and all of the beasts. I’m kinda petering out. I guess I should go to the castle and finish this, but I don’t want to end the game. Once I go to the castle can I keep playing the game after, or is that it (spoilers, I guess)?

DJI, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

that's it, pretty much. you'll get a save with a * so you can keep trying to 100% after if you want

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

there's the DLC, some of which isn't out yet, no?

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link

I've only done two beasts. I became obsessed with obtaining and upgrading armor for awhile when life got very busy. I've also been playing mario kart because I switched game cards to play with friends awhile back, and it's hard to justify not playing mario kart whenever I pick the thing up. Now the new mario is coming out, and I don't think I can juggle 3 masterpieces.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

xp oh yeah that DLC- will definitely buy when it's complete

the nice thing about single player masterpieces, they'll always be waiting for you =D but zelda is so good, finish it

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

finishing games is overrated imo

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

I wandered around for like an hour last night trying to find more shrines and ended up with like 2 stupid korok seeds. Guess it's time to wrap it up. Or I could just talk to every goddamn NPC in Hyrule and do all the side quests (many of which reveal shrines, I guess).

DJI, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

the ones that open shrines go into a separate section in your quest log iirc so you know which they are

ciderpress, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link

Good to know, thanks!

DJI, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

using the magnet on a lizal boomerang is a great idea

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

a lot of those are fantastic

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link

holy shit I'm riding a bear

calumerio, Sunday, 29 October 2017 12:18 (six years ago) link

take it to the gay thread buddy

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 October 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link

yeah, quit with the gay stuff, we're trying to discuss our video game about the adventures of a fairy boy

bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 29 October 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link

otm

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 October 2017 13:53 (six years ago) link

still riding him. he's way more biddable than I thought a bear would be

calumerio, Sunday, 29 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

Ive only ridden one, but it was fun, plodding thru the snow.

Catching/riding a fuckn reindeer was way more impossible - and that one was a shrine quest. Took me forever to get one, they just heard me no matter wjat sneak shit I did. I ended up parachuting down onto one lol.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 October 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

I didn't know that any of this was was possible

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

shut the fuck up, tree, and let me get this sword

calumerio, Monday, 13 November 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

a free bit got added to the DLC the other day. I finished it in 10 minutes. It was just to go to 3 places and stare in the right direction til you saw a red shooting star, to get some goodies.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

New set of amiibos out a few weeks back, featuring the 4 champions. I snagged Daruk and Revali. Couldnt justify paying for all 4 this close to xmas :(

Anyone else collect the amiibos?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

unless it's spoilery for some reason..

what IS the "breath" of the wild?

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

The wind/weather, I always assumed! It has such a vital presence in the game.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 8 December 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link

Horse farts is a better answer.

rb (soda), Friday, 8 December 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link

haha <3

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 8 December 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

The Legend of Zelda: Horse Farts

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 December 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link

Now I'm picturing inventive battle strategies involving one Link, his horse, and a bunch of fire arrows....

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 8 December 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

oh shiiit new DLC is out. gotta pick it up

Nhex, Friday, 8 December 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link

six hours into this (five hours of which has been walking from distant point to distant point, again and again and again) and i'm apparently having to make a recipe trial-and-error out of some random shit that's not explained. i'm tempted to cheat, not because i'm incapable but because this is so god damned boring.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

the mystery ingredient is a fish. no way would i have stumbled upon that inside a year.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link

Walking distant point to distant point, trial and erroring spicy fish recipes is the gamd

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 9 December 2017 03:12 (six years ago) link

Fuck did you just spoiler the DLC? :/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:18 (six years ago) link

no i think AA is talking about the intro quest to get the glider. i relented and looked that one up too when i did it

Nhex, Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:36 (six years ago) link

yeah intro quest. i would never spoil brand new content (or anything important tbh).

this console reeeeeally needs some wii u ports btw. skyward sword would be pretty great too.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link

that's the quest for the warm doublet. there are at least two other ways to get it and there are ways to get by without it.

bob lefse (rushomancy), Saturday, 9 December 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

six hours into this (five hours of which has been walking from distant point to distant point, again and again and again) and i'm apparently having to make a recipe trial-and-error out of some random shit that's not explained. i'm tempted to cheat, not because i'm incapable but because this is so god damned boring.

― rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 00:09 (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u suck at videogames

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Saturday, 9 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

harsh but fair tbh

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 December 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

although since i got the paraglider i've been progressing fine, so maybe i just suck at recipes and patience (rushomancy otm, i should have just tried something else)

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link

also i know i'm super late to this game but holy shit it's enormous

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 9 December 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link

First off it's called "the spicy meat and seafood fry" which suggests fish might be a likely ingredient? Also there's a cookbook at the old man's cabin that tells you what's needed.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 10 December 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

problem exists between chair and joycon

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Yeah early on in the game, read every book you come across. They will give important advice. Also make note of the tips in the loading screens. There is a ton of useful info in there!

Or fuckit and just look it up on Polygon like I have done a few times because fuck a physics puzzle.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 December 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

that ball maze is fuck

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 December 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

somebody (ciderpress?) had an amazing idea for that one

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 December 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

They did yeah! I wish I'd thought of it. ctl-f upthread if you wanna spoiler :)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 December 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link

oh i saw that, it still sucks. even with doing that you have to flip it at the right angle, and hope it’s going to land in the right place, but i ain’t spendin’ any more time on it

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 December 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link

Yeah I have a few shrines ive found and still havent solved, cos theres no way to cheat it really. Still got about 12 shrines to find, somehow!!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link

so many shrines, so many everything

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

so many mountain climbs spoiled by trolling rain

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 December 2017 03:18 (six years ago) link

worst on that front - in mid-fight with a talus rockmonster then it starts raining. Cant get onto his back to hack at him cos its too slippery. Grr.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 December 2017 03:34 (six years ago) link

most people don't actually know that Hylians played the aliens in Signs

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 11 December 2017 03:58 (six years ago) link

my favourite line of dialogue so far is “please enjoy this apology egg”

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 December 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

also, fuck horses

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

uh, Moore lost the election pal

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

...

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

horse collecting and riding are more of a mini game in this. the game is too huge to not have teleportation, and the large number of shrines gives good enough teleportation granularity, meaning that you'll rarely need to ride very far. If you do need to go far, you are likely climbing some mountains and you ditch the horse anyway. horses seem to be immune to the climate, so they are handy for squeezing the most out of a temporary heat/cold resistance. would welcome a jinglehorse dlc for christmas still.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

ah thanks for explaining that. i did wonder how horses would be useful in a map full of teleports.

the one thing i haaated about ocarina was the bloody horse mechanics, and i’ve had a digital horse phobia ever since.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

yeah, I plan on skipping all horse racing based "achievements" because the three speed carrot system is not very fun to use and the turning still feels like rotation about a central horse axis.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

ugh really? god

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

that said, it is a good idea to run the roads on a horse at least once after you've unlocked the full map. I found stuff I would have likely missed otherwise.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link

and the running mount and dismount are awesome improvements

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

a horse you have max friendship with will follow roads without too much steering, it's fun to cruise past things, plus you can name your horses and decorate their manes

.oO (silby), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

I never bothered using horses at all. I rode one once I think. I either too often would be climbing terrain or exploring details. After awhile you have all your warp points set, too.

I sort of feel bad about it? Like the poor horse NPCs were there for me to befriend and I ignored them.

Evan, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

thanks everyone for excellent tips. at least i know i don’t have to stress about horse mechanics for the time being.

by now i would have spent 15+ hours in this game and all i’ve done is go into new areas and stumble on a few power-ups/side-quests/special items. but it’s fine.

also it’s weird how successfully this game tells you it’s okay to relax. i’m starting to really need better armour though.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 13 December 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

yeah the horses rule... 100% agreed that you will find stuff while riding that you missed on foot

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

yeah i really enjoy how little urgency there is in this game compared to other big fantasy games - you've already shown up 100 years late so why not take your time

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

lol exactly

Nhex, Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

I love riding horses around now! I didnt do as much before but now I'm more in the "holding off completing the game, covering as much ground as possible" part of the game its fun to just gallop around. Especially at night. The tune it plays is lovely.

BTW dont listen to me Ive been at this thing about 300 hours now and play it just to relax tbrh

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:55 (six years ago) link

The DLC dungeon crawl thing has super duper music too

rb (soda), Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:43 (six years ago) link

i got a horse by running headlong at it like a mad bastard and grabbing its arse before it ran away

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link

aka the best way (if you don't have sneaky juice)

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link

which is the opposite of everything i found on the web, which said to creep up slowly

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link

yeah. sneaking is another game mechanic that i didn't use much early on (outside of one-hitting sleeping monsters occasionally), but it becomes very useful later on when you need to collect 10 lightning bugs to upgrade your armor, etc.

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 05:52 (six years ago) link

hour #457

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:20 (six years ago) link

I had to let some early horses go coz you can only have like, 5? and I kept getting better ones like Epona from the amiibo drop, and [will not spoil the 2 other awesome horses u can get from quests]

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:29 (six years ago) link

heard about the amiibo drop, not sure i want to spend $17 on a horse though

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

probably not worth it... but i am sooo tempted to get the amiibos for the Wolf and various unique armors... also i think the Guardian machine amiibo looks sick

Nhex, Thursday, 14 December 2017 07:04 (six years ago) link

my experience with this game seems to be “this is shit <10 minutes later> wait no this is incredible”, again and again and again. somehow between yesterday and today i’ve gone horse crazy.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

lol

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

an ilx poster might just have some pics for you

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link

I gave no fuxx about amiibos but now I have a whole heap. Guardian is one of the few I am missing. Its hard to find outside of ebay now (little wonder - it gives the most useful drops)

Ma cru (sorry for hueg)
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/24296611_10154743211657757_2580463527887018046_n.jpg?oh=f078adda8aad1bc6ae9b5a48c1180fb1&oe=5AC697EB

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link

conserve those guardian arrows, link

crocus bulbotuber (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

haha cute xp

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

conserve those guardian arrows, link

i think you just solved a problem for me

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

BTW dont use guardian arrows on big enemies, cos they'll just pffft into nothingness, and then you wont get their awesome weapon and parts drops. I wish I'd learned that a lot earlier than I did.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 December 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

I see Guardian amiibos all over the place locally! They're bigger and more expensive than standard amiibos

Nhex, Friday, 15 December 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link

ooh ta trayce

fwiw shit-all zelda amiibos here, probably because of xmas (so bang goes that kringle idea)

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

I see Guardian amiibos all over the place locally!

Awww man, really? Thats the main one I want dammit.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:41 (six years ago) link

Adam: JBs usually have a pile, the one in Barkly Square did a few weeks back anyways.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:42 (six years ago) link

oh cool, because both the cbd ones i tried today only had smash bros or whatever

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link

Its possible theyve since sold out... try less obvious places as well like Myers, you'd be suprised!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 15 December 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link

ahh too late, i got him an eshop card

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 15 December 2017 04:03 (six years ago) link

not entirely on topic but

Adam: JBs usually have a pile, the one in Barkly Square did a few weeks back anyways.

just walked into a suburban jb which had the smo wedding box set. kringle sorted, and now i have a $60 eshop card oh well

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 16 December 2017 04:05 (six years ago) link

I just completed Eventide Island finally! It wasnt so hard this time round, with more skill and more hearts.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 16 December 2017 04:22 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i've just come back to this game after a couple of weeks on mario. as luck would have it i came back right at the point where you have to attack that cyber mechanoid elephant in the lake by freeze-shattering flying blocks and mines that launch at you while you're moving. which would be fine if the control in this game weren't absolute pants. i had to turn of motion controls just to keep the fucking thing still enough to hit the blocks (that's when cryonis mode wasn't randomly cancelling itself just as i was about to fire, which happened at least 20 times), and then trying to fire shock arrows into those pink things was basically trial and error, partly because there's like a million different and inconsistent buttons and things you have to do just to engage each weapon/rune and then make it fire (e.g. freezing stuff is a, firing arrows is r/zr/whatever, and it's way too easy to hit the wrong button at a crucial moment). and then i get inside the elephant and fall down a thousand times because the camera is fucking epileptic. not counting all the times i pressed the wrong button to do a simple thing because you have to execute borderline tekken combos just to scratch your arse. and then you pick up a weapon and it says your inventory is full without bothering to open the inventory. don't tell me to open the inventory, just open the fucking inventory. and then you suddenly lose a heap of life and it takes ~4 hours to navigate the menus just to find a food item that will restore two hearts (+ then l/r then right-stick right-stick right-stick right-stick right-stick then left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick left-stick). really this should have been called zelda: button memory game.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 02:27 (six years ago) link

and now somehow i've fallen off the entire elephant.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link

I was quite happy it let me jump off the elephant. It is a hallmark of good game design that if there is a dramatic precipice the player has the agency to jump off it and die.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link

Best implemented in Bastion, a game with a start to precipice interval (a key game design metric ) or less than a second, where the narrators first sentence about our hero awakening has just enough time to finish that it runs smoothly into ,"and then he fell off a cliff and died "

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

xp but then it repeatedly put me back on a ledge i couldn't leave without jumping off. the only way i could break this loop was to quit and reload.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

pretty much the only thing well implemented in bastion. as far as i remember at this point that's the game's actual story. there was a guy he woke up he fell off a cliff and died

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

it sux that you're having a frustrating experience and I agree that on the whole the button layout is badly thought out (though not as much as fucking mario, wherein doing the fullest jump requires the player to play a kind of solo cats-cradle)

i do think this is the unfortunate side effect of choosing to put a game down right before the first point it asks the player to demonstrate mastery tho. (for me and i think others this was a memorable high point of the whole thing)

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link

'xp but then it repeatedly put me back on a ledge i couldn't leave without jumping off. the only way i could break this loop was to quit and reload'

can't you fast travel back to the opening of the elephant? or do i misremember

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

yeah, i would have persisted just a few minutes longer if i'd known the zora kingdom was about to go crazy.

I agree that on the whole the button layout is badly thought out (though not as much as fucking mario, wherein doing the fullest jump requires the player to play a kind of solo cats-cradle)

my biggest gripe with switch zelda/mario (apart from camera ai apparently going backwards 15 years) is the inconsistency in controls. with zelda you dash while running with b, but dash while swimming with x. with mario you press the right stick to exit look-around mode, but you press zl to exit binoculars look-around mode. there's a load of these inconsistencies and it only gets in the way.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

can't you fast travel back to the opening of the elephant? or do i misremember

when i was stood in a dead-end alcove on top of the elephant and i fell off, it took me back to the dead-end alcove.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 03:44 (six years ago) link

alcoves. towers. Zelda In Bruges.

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 January 2018 04:59 (six years ago) link

Wow I did NOT have an issue with controls (apart from never getting a hang of the slo-mo parry/dodge trick). I'm tempted to boot the game up just to try to understand exactly what you could possibly mean. "Menuing" was indeed annoying every time you're reminded your inventory was full though.

Evan, Monday, 1 January 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

i swapped the jump and run buttons right away and never had any control issues after that

ciderpress, Monday, 1 January 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

my main issue with the control is that it sometimes recommends that I press a button by letter, and my brain always wants to sort the button letters alphabetically left-to-right. so I am constantly mixing up X with Y and A with B.

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 January 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

also funny that they stuck to the original B/A confirm/cancel assignments which is the opposite of Playstation and Xbox

Nhex, Monday, 1 January 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

It’s not the opposite of Japanese PlayStations, which use O to confirm and X to cancel, I hasten to pedantically observe.

Anyway Nintendo has been using the same button layout this whole time, why would they change

The Bridge of Ban Louis J (silby), Monday, 1 January 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

oh man, it is definitely the xbox which has ruined me for switch controls.

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 January 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

i def struggled with the aiming controls at first. for the first week i had my switch i thought i had a defective right joycon. every time i tried to aim an arrow the camera would be jittery and shakey. eventually i realized it is setup to use not just motion control instead of analog stick controls but both at the same time.

ive somehow found a way to make it work. really think that having both options at once is an optimal setup even if its weird at default. you can aim by pointing at the screen and you can also swing the camera around w the stick if that isn't doing it for you.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 January 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

yeah, I had no complaints with the combo mode after I realized what was happening

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 January 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

i swapped the jump and run buttons right away and never had any control issues after that

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 03:41 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fantastic! cheers, i will definitely do that.

i had a crack at water ganon and walked away because (a) i still only have five hearts (b) trying to aim an arrow while monitoring for various attacks is a nightmare (c) the. fucking. camera. pretty bloody hard to attack an enemy who appears behind you and pulls off a one-hit kill before you can even find the bastard.

one of the beautiful things about oot was the camera never ever getting in the way. not once. maybe i'm doing it wrong but the whole elephant dungeon feels like the buggiest part of morrowind.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 January 2018 21:06 (six years ago) link

You can switch that motion control off, you know.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:27 (six years ago) link

oh i did that

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link

i kinda love the motion control for precise aiming, but it feels natural on the handhold and weird on the big screen -- but yeah i've been playing the last of us this week and i keep trying to aim by tilting the ps4 pad

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

the first thing I played on my switch was 50 hours of Splatoon so now the motion controls are totally natural and I can't deal with any game that doesn't use them for aiming

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

I cant use it, my hands arent steady enough. Tho obviously its neccesary for the tilt puzzles in some of the shrines.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

the first time i had one of those i was so annoyed that you can't really just glide over there and do it manually. i mean you can but it's even futzier than it is to just do the tilt puzzle.

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 05:35 (six years ago) link

just did the korok trials. they were extremely annoying, and I loved it. think I might try dragging out the main quest for a full year. don't want to disappoint the weapons connoisseur.

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

low note swell when you're swallowed by the lost woods fog is very twin peaksy

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

would welcome major briggs head shield dlc

Scatperson (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-whore.) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

I can read a thousand more of these "why Breath of the Wild is so great" gushing articles.
https://www.polygon.com/2018/1/10/16868292/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-best-games-2017-year-in-review

Nhex, Thursday, 11 January 2018 10:11 (six years ago) link

One of my hands doesn't work that great anymore - I can play Ocarina on the GameCube fine - but would you say Breath is stupidly difficult? I've always kinda hated complex-control games, right back to when Elite made me cry out of boredom.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 January 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

i didn't find the controls complex so much as i found that they require lots of menuing, which to me is the opposite of complex because it doesn't require me to master complicated real-time fluid hand gestures - the fact that i can't quite remember how to shoot arrows a lot of the time and wound up trial-and-erroring it didn't really keep me from beating the game. i can see how having to spend 30 seconds scrolling through your inventory to find a healing item can break immersion, though.

Arnold Schoenberg Steals (rushomancy), Thursday, 11 January 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

it's more difficult than the other 3d zeldas - you can't just mash your way through fights like you can in much of Ocarina. you need to either use your tools and the environment in clever ways or get good at dodge/parry timing.

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 January 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

Love it, had it delivered today, accidentally played for six hours. It turns out the wee controls are perfect for somebody with slightly incapacitated movement.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 January 2018 02:07 (six years ago) link

awesome!

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 14 January 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link

I am dying a lot. Don't save your game on top of a broken temple roof. Still amazing though!

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 January 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

the game autosaves pretty much any time you're about to encounter anything, i only ever manually save when i'm done playing

ciderpress, Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

finally saved up 13 hearts and made it to the master sword. 2 divine beasts down but i think i will wander aimlessly, im in no hurry to finish this game ever.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 14 January 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

yeah thats about as far as i ever got as well

ciderpress, Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

been doing all side/shrine quests. Amazing how much you miss following the main quest.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 14 January 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

I've been saving before I cook so I can experiment with different recipes

Not a sentence I was expecting to type after I bought Zelda, but part of the fun is knowing nothing in advance

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 January 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

yeah I have one beast to go (the desert one's internal puzzles are actually really confusing, so I'm not sure I can do it!) and Ive wandered a lot. Actually havent touched zelda in a few weeks tho - I got caught up playing civ V during my hols.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 January 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

Tip also for anyone who didnt know: when you see the very start of a blood moon happen (you'll see a red moon rise, then eventually notice the misty smoke in the air), cook if you're near a cookfire! All recipes will get the bonus.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 January 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link

there's a blood moon cooking bonus??

Nhex, Monday, 15 January 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link

yep! its a pretty small window but time seems to stop when you throw food in the pot so if you do that over and over in quick succession Ive found I can fit in at least 4 or 5 recipes if I time it right.

That said I never seem to be near a bloody pot when it happens.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 January 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link

The bonus appears to stop after the moon peak/cut scene, its worth noting.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 15 January 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link

that is really cool, first i've heard of this bonus!

im unlocking the various shrines in the lost woods. this game is magic

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link

blood moon cooking bonus is news to me as well. finished up goron beast yesterday. felt like a stroll through tarry town square after gerudo beast. I can see by what you carry (about 40 loads of wood) that you come from tarry town.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

this game

wow

||||||||, Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

I wasn’t sure at first. the world seemed so empty for stretches. but you really need that emptiness to make all the little discoveries so magical

||||||||, Saturday, 27 January 2018 15:00 (six years ago) link

<3

Nhex, Saturday, 27 January 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

the dev presentation about the world design someone posted is fantastic if you can find the link

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 January 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

it was great, but got screwed up because the guy took down the pictures by request since they were from a private presentation

Nhex, Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

Damn. I would read a book about BotW design.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 27 January 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Had this for a month now and still loving it. I'm pretty inexperienced/slow - I just made it to hurricane windy Ganon, my first boss fight, and decided to run away again until I've got more hearts. That fucker's tricky - or is it just me? I hope it's just me.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 17 February 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link

Thunderblight was trickiest for me

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

the others seemed to have tricks to beating them

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

yeah the wind one is prob the easiest of the four tbh

ciderpress, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

still cant kill the camel one, been about 5 months since my first effort lol

its the second bit with metal shards where i just cant see him anywhere

nxd, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

I'm so excited, because I've been piddling around with a bunch of indies but have yet to start this or Odyssey. One of them will be my reward for finishing "Celeste."

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link

I found the camel one the hardest by far

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

Josh it's AMAZING and you will be AMAZED

I've also held back on Odyssey as a reward - gonna buy it when I've finished some university coursework next week...

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

Thunderblight Ganon is the undisputed hardest boss ime

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

Oh I see, you gotta use the wind turrets, duh

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link

only way to beat thunderblight (camel) is to take your licks along with shock resist or a ton of hearty heart heart meals

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 18 February 2018 04:49 (six years ago) link

I wish I could get that far, I cant work out the camels innards!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 10:29 (six years ago) link

i remember that taking me forever

Nhex, Sunday, 18 February 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link

camel's a xunt

||||||||, Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link

The inside of that camel was the only part of the whole game that made me say fuck this shit, I had to leave it

nate woolls, Sunday, 18 February 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link

btw I said it over there but it bears repeating: Odyssey is a disappointment

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 18 February 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link

take that back

||||||||, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

its actually so good,

ciderpress, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

The inside of that camel was the only part of the whole game that made me say fuck this shit, I had to leave it

LOL thats exactly why Ive stalled. I have to complete this to be able to complete a shrine quest (I'm only 3 shrines away from completion) and THEN I can go git Ganon. I mean fuck. I spose I could just go get him now. I dont need all 4 champions. Would I be able to try Vah Naboris after I did the main quest?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

Just do it Trayce!

Nhex, Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

That is, the camel

Nhex, Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link

I couldnt even do it cheating with a fecking YT walkthru ;_;

I have a real shit sense of direction and the spinning tubes confuse my stupid brain.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

i never went back after the shitty water boss, just can’t be bothered

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link

That boss was the easiest one!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link

And the bosses are totally worth doing for the champion boons they give you - Miphas extra life spell, and the Rito's airjump are especially useful.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

I found wind and water easiest, and yeh the added abilities are super useful

nxd, Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:23 (six years ago) link

fuck this electro dude

nxd, Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

That boss was the easiest one!

sure, i wasn’t having fun and just can’t be arsed with it. maybe if i collect enough heart containers or whatever.

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

Well yeah, dont go into the bosses on 3 hearts and no weapons. I didnt even go near them til I had over twice that, the master sword, and some decent armour and powerups.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

But I'm also someone who, as Ive said heaps, can just wander around picking mushrooms, galloping on my souped-up black steed (he has the cool Ancient saddle that means I can teleport-call him!) and staring off into space from a cliff, Brian Cox-styles.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

ganon......... done. what a game

belcalis almanzar (||||||||), Saturday, 3 March 2018 10:28 (six years ago) link

only 19.60% complete... fffffffuuuuuuu-...

belcalis almanzar (||||||||), Saturday, 3 March 2018 10:40 (six years ago) link

FINALLY GOT THE DESERT BEAST DONE ARRRRGH.

...I had to follow a youtube step by step to do it :/ how in gods name are the puzzles in that camel obvious to anyone!?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

it was challenging for me. Partly because it was boring.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 March 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link

It was far too unnecessarily elaborate. That bit especially with the 3 or 4 metal blocks you had to slide around in 3 jillion combos before it all lit up the electrix... how could anyone work that out? I couldnt even have FOUND that bit without the bloody walkthru.

ANyway the boss dude after all that wasnt so hard, I guess. Now I've unlocked the new DLC Champions Ballad stuff so Ive more to do before finishing Ganon off yay.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:28 (six years ago) link

Any chance you could post a link to the YouTube vid you used?

nate woolls, Sunday, 4 March 2018 09:28 (six years ago) link

every time I see a lynel
https://youtu.be/gP9C3V5w8NE

||||||||, Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

Nate: this is the one I used but its not the best, he speeds up a lot of the bits where hes picking the map rotations. But he skips bothering with all the chests, so its a good quick guide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMYUs5084lY

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

I bought Odyssey and I played it for half an hour and went back to playing zelda for a week. I guess I missed my horse.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 March 2018 02:16 (six years ago) link

I watched that video and literally have no idea what's going on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 March 2018 05:06 (six years ago) link

Right!? Thats how fricking confusing that puzzle/dungeon is. Pointlessly so, if you ask me.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link

(the fact he speeds half of it up doenst help tbh)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link

thought all the dungeons were kinda dumb and hard. used a guide on all of them. used a guide for lots of stuff really (kilton, tarry town, master sword). some shrine puzzles. life’s too short

||||||||, Monday, 5 March 2018 09:28 (six years ago) link

What's interesting (to me, anyway) is the dichotomy between good combat and good puzzling. My bf sailed through half the game that was about fighting-- he went to Zora first and beat that first lynel with four hearts after less than ten tries. My mom collected 80-90 of the puzzle-oriented shrines, and was able to master the dungeons like immediately, but couldn't do any of the "test of strength" shrines or the dungeon bosses. Well balanced imo!

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

i haven't found a shrine puzzle that stumped me yet, the only found but unfinished ones i have are some major tests of strength that i didn't have the gear for at the time i found them.

ciderpress, Monday, 5 March 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

I'm pretty crap at both - puzzling and fighting - but I love exploring. I spent the whole weekend in the Hebra Mountains just randomly climbing up things without advancing the story. Fun! I found the lonesome pine from the "Bird in the Mountains" trial, but more by accident than design.

Even after six weeks I'm still really crap at fighting. I just end up running rings around the baddie then getting shot when I run out of breath, or I get tense and keep pushing down the right joycon stick and opening the Sheikah slate while I'm being attacked.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 March 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

I also - after six weeks! - just figured out that climbing up the towers unlocks the maps for the area. DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

lol

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

I used to accidental crouch mid battle. Have never pulled out the slate.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 March 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

lol chuck thats like the first thing you have to do :D

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

And yeah I'm always accidentally crouching. I also never got the hang of the fecking flurry rush either.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

accidental crouching should at least confuse the enemy. why force us into conventional fighting modes, nintendo?

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link

immediately hit me with your bat after the second accidental crouch, sure.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

it was getting really stressful having all those NPC side quest conversations, the "I hear there's a secret surprise in X wood by Y mountain just east of Z river and [twee name] bridge", and I was thinking "Where are all these places??? Am I supposed to write this down like an old text adventure map???"

Anyway, I was super enjoying it while paying it wrong for six weeks, and now it's even better!

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link

My only other confusion is the shrine radar - sometimes the shrines are SO far away from where it starts bleeping, I feel like I must've found a second shrine. But I guess the radar is a bit tempremental too.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

Also I never sleep now and am officially dead

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:50 (six years ago) link

there are underground shrines that beep when you are near the shrine, but you are actually far from the entrance to, for example, a cave leading to the shrine.

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

Oh yah those ones did my head in. Forbidden Temple especially.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 02:09 (six years ago) link

it was getting really stressful having all those NPC side quest conversations, the "I hear there's a secret surprise in X wood by Y mountain just east of Z river and [twee name] bridge", and I was thinking "Where are all these places??? Am I supposed to write this down like an old text adventure map???"

Anyone says anything like that to me, and its a quick hit on the image capture button, and its all saved..

my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

[Forehead slap] Of course! Thank you

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

Omg the Forbidden Temple, serious high point

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 15:02 (six years ago) link

Pretty sure all those NPC-based mini quests go into the skate somewhere.

DJI, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

Has anyone completed that fucking side quest where you have to follow a note in a floating pot down a river for 20 minutes and then every time it just gets stuck and/or disappears and I can never finish it and it shits me.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link

Yeah, it was a bit annoying. the key is to blow up the wooden boxes under the lizard pier before the pot gets there. It gets stuck in 2 places otherwise but you can pick it up on those occasions. Apart from that you just have to make sure you're not way too far ahead of it, although you have a fair amount of leeway on that.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link

Makes sense. I know the reward is crummy anyway so I've not bothered completing it lol. "oh a silver rupee. I already have 20,000 rupees and nothing left I need to buy but sure ok"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 23:10 (six years ago) link

hah yeah i remember that disappointment

Nhex, Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link

Thanks for that video Trayce, I think I found it when I got stuck on that beast a few months ago, it made no sense then or now

nate woolls, Thursday, 8 March 2018 16:38 (six years ago) link

I still haven't played this, but my younger daughter was playing this for the first time, and I go downstairs to check on her. She's hitting some monster with an ax or sword, and I ask her, where did you get the sword? Because her sister was still hitting things with sticks. And she says, I dunno, I just killed this thing and got the sword, or something like that. So I ask her older sister, who had played it a few times, about that, because her sister, last I checked, was struggling to kill anything, since she just had a stick, and she said she was afraid to fight any of the creatures. So my other daughter says, well, how did you fight anything then, with just a stick, they break all the time. And my older daughter says she just spent a ton of time just gathering sticks to fight with.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 March 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link

Yep

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 9 March 2018 05:29 (six years ago) link

Ha ha! That would be a great trailer for a game. Right before the animals go crazy and you must escape.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 March 2018 12:45 (six years ago) link

I've been stuck for ages on two simple shrines where you have to use Magnesis to build a bridge to the top of the room, and I JUST COULDN'T DO IT, so I used an Octo Balloon and floated to the top instead.

Feeling a weird mix of pride and guilt

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

no guilt necessary imo - the game's systems are there to be played with! if anything you should eb proud you outsmarted nintendo's designers

think there was one shrine called blue flame (?) which i've never completed :/

nxd, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I'm just starting to work out how to be a bit more creative about puzzles and fights, instead of my usual tactic (quit or run away as fast as possible).

Although I'm definitely a fan of climbing up to a platform and dropping bombs on things, as mentioned upthread.

This is definitely a good a game as I've ever played.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

*As good a

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

the only shrine i've had to leave incomplete so far is the golf one. i did the main part, but on the harder second part for the treasure chest i burned thru 3 iron sledgehammers and didn't even get close, so i just left it and will probably not go back

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

ha yeh that took a lil while to perfect

nxd, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

My favourite shrine "cheat" so far is the rolling marble maze game, "Myahm Agana": realising you can just ignore the maze and turn the whole platform upside down, and also the joyous moment realising that you can *jump into the maze* to get the treasure chest.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 15:12 (six years ago) link

think there was one shrine called blue flame (?) which i've never completed :/

If thats the one im thinking of (you start walking up to a spiked trap you have to lift with magnesis) I was stuck on that one too but then I had a lightbulb moment particularly in one part where, for the only time in the game, the puzzle required lighting torches simultaneously with a spin attack - something so many other zelda games do and this one never does!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

haha yeh that's the one, this is the first zelda game I've played so probs explains my scratched head

nxd, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link

Tip with that dungeon - always have a torch to hand cos once you use the one in the chest it doesnt come back grrr.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Three beasts down, only, er, 80 shrines to go

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 16 April 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

I've been playing this too, finally, after my boy played through it in January. Well, he beat Ganon, now he's also playing to get the rest of the shrines. I'm not that far, got the elephant beast, now I'm trying to get more shrines too. The wilderness is astonishing, I just want to walk and walk in it, like reality but better.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 16 April 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

I have had this game for a year now (100 shrines, 3 beasts, all the jewellery) but I still can't figure out how to collect any of the memories.

calumerio, Sunday, 22 April 2018 12:07 (six years ago) link

Spoilers I guess

When you are near (very near) one of the memory locations, you will see a yellow glowing spot. Go there, and the memory will get triggered.

DJI, Sunday, 22 April 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

they can be hard to see. You can also get location hints from a particular character at villages and stables.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 April 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

I am so confused about the location of this shrine that seems to be inside of a mountain but with no entrance. I know it has to be somehwere bc I already found one like this before.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 April 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

So I just need to see the glowing bit? No buttons to press, no modes to have activated? Because I recognise almost all the locations in the pictures but haven't managed to activate any, in spite of what must be hours of shambling around in ever decreasing circles. (xpost /xxpost). Also, thank you.

The in mountain shrines are the worst. My pet hate is the lack of a third axis on the slate.

calumerio, Sunday, 22 April 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

I am so confused about the location of this shrine that seems to be inside of a mountain but with no entrance.

I seem to recall there was one shrine halfway down a cliff you have to bomb the entrance open to get to. Is it in a big crevasse with waterfalls?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 22 April 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link

(if it is, parachuting down and bomb arrows are your friend)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 22 April 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

There's a shrine by a stable in the south that has been KILLING ME to find for months. Like, I've spent a whole day climbing every mountain in the area to find it. Shoulda used the bomb arrows.

I've had the game for three months - I've only got the camel divine beast left, so I'm gonna go off-story and do some shrine hunting and side quests for a few weeks.

Jewellery?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 23 April 2018 10:20 (six years ago) link

Befriend a lady who runs a shop in Gerudo town and you can give her gems to make jewelry with like circlets and earrings. All they do is give you cold/heat/guardian protection like other gear.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 April 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link

as with the others, you can also find some of the stuff around. place I found the diamond circlet may be my favorite moment of this game. thanks for the hints above, Trayce.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 April 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

Oh! Those labyrinths were the death of me...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 April 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link

Actually of the whole game I have to say the bit I enjoyed most was ... I call it survival island, forget its real name.

I'm yet to give the master sword trials a go tho, and Ive just started the DLC Champions Ballad trials.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 April 2018 23:51 (six years ago) link

Love these mega-creepy early Guardian designs:

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2018/04/these_early_zelda_breath_of_the_wild_concept_designs_have_us_dreaming_of_a_darker_sequel

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

oh yeah survival island was GRATE, i could have gone for another area or two like that

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

xp those look cool, though i do think what they went with was much better

Nhex, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

they are cool, but they lack ancient technology. makes me wonder if the Guardian design or ancient tech stuff came first.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

I also think they made the right choice given that there are other giant monsters that you are motivated to battle as part of side quests upgrades, etc. The Guardians as they ended up are a thing apart from the monsters calamity ganon unleashed, and this makes them feel more special.

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

Agree! Also, shooting them in the eye with an ancient arrow NEVER stops being fun.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

Still haven't shrugged off my RPG habit of NEVER EVER using those rare consumable arrows, was even reluctant to use them in the final area. I know you can make more but it meant grinding out a lot more Guardian kills

Nhex, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link

I dunno for arrows it doesnt seem so hard - I have hundreds of bloody springs/cogs/screws at this point.

Its only giant cores that are hard to get - finite numver in the world means grinding the rest out of kill/save/reloads.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 01:32 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i recently went back to this after a bit of a hiatus. my last Divine Beast is the giant psychedelic camel in the desert to the southwest. the whole area is so wonderful. the rooftop cross dressing, the mush dog seals, the Yiga Clan Hideout. stealth isn't really a huge part of this game so i am glad that it's done so well for it's own section. i suppose similar to survival mechanics, which also has their own story/geographical place in the game.

it is very difficult to care about complaints of a lack of dungeons while playing this game. there are so many custom built areas, linear and branched pathways, emergent storytelling through NPC quests. i am currently in the Hideout, a sort of subterranean base done up like a traditional Japanese mansion (?). there is easily the amount of puzzle/level design from any of 8/16/64-bit dungeons as there are in these side quests before you fight the actual 1/4 official "dungeons" of the game. add to that the whole journey of leaving town and sled-riding a seal across the desert into a canyon, dodging falling boulders and traps along the way.

this game is so spoiled for custom content, well-made storylines, level design and enemy placement that is holistic with the game environment. really looking forward to Hyrule Castle. so far i heard of one entrance from the north (entering through a underground cave/mines system? i looked it up briefly and only saw a few screenshots (that looked incredible!) but now i am really excited to see what they do for the end!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 19 May 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/663B3wD.jpg

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 May 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

Yiga clan hideout was so much fun

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 19 May 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

I beat the last divine beast today. It was the fire lizard. When my teammate looked up and saw his phantom ancestor I was profoundly moved, like, death is an end but for years afterward the dead live actively, and my rock buddy sees this and is so happy.

I have 103 shrines so I may go for 120 before Ganon. I don’t want it to end.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

I did find the ancestor spirits appearing after each divine beast quite moving also!

I have tiptoed in and around hyrule castle, avoiding the final showdown out of similar not wanting it overness. Tho I dunno why, after that I still have all the DLC to do haha

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 19 May 2018 22:56 (five years ago) link

I am in this same boat with you both

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 May 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

I did finish it, and then put down the controller and never played it again. Don't go to the castle.

DJI, Sunday, 20 May 2018 06:57 (five years ago) link

Well I just did ganon this afternoon anyway after all that, lol. I knew more or less what I'd be up against. It was really way too easy tbh. Wish they'd let you keep that bow tho.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 20 May 2018 08:50 (five years ago) link

i played up to the first boss, and then put down the controller and never played it again

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 20 May 2018 09:34 (five years ago) link

Yiga clan hideout was so much fun

yes! the first time i got caught i realized doing so was pretty much an insta-kill (though technically you can still fight, but the large guards can kill you in one hit). so i went slow and methodical with stealth gear and dropping bananas. still kept getting caught, but i got further and further each time. it was like a little puzzle figuring out just how to get through it all.

what finally cracked the puzzle was figuring out that you can stealth kill the big guards, as long as you are wearing the stealth gear you can just run up behind them and take them out. ofc i had to take out all guards in the base, scouring the treasure chests for precious jewels. the actual Yiga boss fight was a lot of fun. after 60+ hours of hearing about these guys the whole trip was worth the wait.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 May 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

I didnt even think that the yiga hideout really was the only genuine stealth bit - much like that very first castle you do in windwaker with the similar guards now I think about it (and I hated that haha). I think I cheated a bit in that part, maybe killed them with ancient arrows or something.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 20 May 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Honestly didn't love that part, because for some reason I had the hardest time finding the entrance. (like, i spent hours searching that that canyon). I don't even remember how i did it at this point. Then, it turned out to be a stealth section which was odd for the game

Nhex, Sunday, 20 May 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

Odd for the game yes but that’s one thing I love about it: it covers a wide range of playing modes but doesn’t repeat itself very much. You can force repetition by grinding for ingredients to build armor etc but you don’t need to.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 21 May 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link

for some reason I had the hardest time finding the entrance

yeah at first i warped to a tower and headed straight for the yellow dot and ended up on top of it, like on the mountain above. but then i re-talked to the person who gave the me quest and saw where the valley was on the map, made sense it would be a desert trip into the valley. seeing the tumbling boulders while riding the seal let me know i was on the right path.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 May 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

I'm in a similar place to you folks, I don't want the game to end. I spent the past month just farting around with side quests so I could put off finishing my final divine beast. I'm in the camel right now!!

Agree the Yiga hideout is great - although after all the running and hiding, it was a bit of letdown *to *spoiler** be stumped by a DOOR, the one you have to open to with Magnesis. It's amazing how often I get stuck for an hour and then think, "oh yeah, Magnesis, DUH."

The Yiga baddie was fun but also surprisingly silly. Those assassins are super sinister ("AND NOW YOU MUST DIE!") and their leader is a fucking goofball. True to life, I guess.

Love this game.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 10:37 (five years ago) link

Also, I love the fact that almost everyone sees through Link's cross-dressing disguise straight away.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 10:38 (five years ago) link

i love what Karson says if Link walks up and talks to him without any gear on!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

Bolson rather

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

made my first attempt at Hyrule Castle last night. glided over the chasm surrounding it and landed next to a spire or some other castle structure then watched a cutscene of the vista unfold before me. there was of course the living red smoke writhing around like a moat. i couldn't get inside so i explored and came upon a mine entrance. i was in the mines fighting bats for a while, really enjoying it, and came upon a giant rock monster. it was strong against pretty much everything i threw at it, sans some well positioned bombs. at one point i decided to run away further into the mines but i couldn't find my way and i ended up slain by the titan of rock.

it is interesting that you can go conquer the castle from the start. in TLOZ you have to get all Triforce pieces before you could enter the final dungeon. imo the game is best enjoyed by experiencing the world, seeing the story, playing the scenarios. but it is nice to have it there for speedrunners and people who want a challenge.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

That mine is an entrance into the castle but its tricky. If you have revali's gale it will help, as a hint.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I freakin' love that the capability is there to go into the castle - and there are definitely quite a few entrances, at least three that I remember - right from the getgo, if you're crazy enough to try Ganon with 3 hearts and no Guardian abilities. I'm guessing there's a speedrun on YouTube somewhere doing this already.

Nhex, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 04:17 (five years ago) link

The first time I think I just climbed up over the front gate, lol. Then ended up locked in that first gatehouse with the lynel and was like 'ohhh shiiii'

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link

lol that just happened to me several times in a row. the castle is hella lethal. i really love the way it looks but it's kicking my butt.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 May 2018 01:24 (five years ago) link

ancient arrows & ancient shield help against the insane amt of guardians up thar. i’m still trying to find some of the internal rooms - i defeated gannon but can’t find some of the quest items

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

immediately upon coming into possession of a nintendo switch console, i knew what i had to do. i have been doing little else but playing botw since i got it. looking forward to reading through this thread as i occasionally come up for air! i'm not too far yet. i've collected one memory, i've unlocked all the iphone freatures, all the runes. haven't met one of the divine beasts yet but i'm working my way toward the NE. this game rules so much it almost makes me cry.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

let those tears flow man, this game deserves it

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

:)

DJI, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

some of the memories could legit make u cry imo

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

also love the primary element it borrows from assassin's creed (which maybe borrowed it from somewhere else?), which is the tower puzzles that then unlock the map of the surrounding area. i love that you still have to manually go in and mark things using the scope/pins, though. so satisfying to survey the landscape and think about next steps.

also fuck, this map, FUCK, it's so good

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

about to enter the zora zone. i like these zoras. i like this zone.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 23:27 (five years ago) link

I didn't find that Zone until way into the game!

DJI, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

Yeah its interesting that the game somehow guides you towards Zora domain first, but not everyone ended up there.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

it seemed to be the closest of the four divine beast zones, so i figured i'd start there. i love that Sidon's catchphrase is "whoa"

that's probably not the best example of writing to highlight before saying this, but the writing for all the different characters is very good.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link

also, when will i learn that effects don't stack? i keep on wasting my best elixirs because i use a second one on top of it immediately after, canceling the first out (i think?)

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:32 (five years ago) link

Yep, you can only have one of the em at a time - and also dont mix up stamina boost with stamina extensions, theyre different!

So for eg, stamella mushrooms will create a stam-boosting dish but using ENDURA mushrooms, or carrots, will do that over and above. But mix the two and I think they cancel out.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

BTW I stumbled on this neat item the other day:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/627w5e/thundra_plateau_biome_with_giant_mushrooms_based/

I'm fascinated by the depth of flora and fauna in this game.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

some of the memories could legit make u cry imo

― valorous wokelord (silby)

the voice acting legit makes me cry

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:15 (five years ago) link

lol yes.

I watched all the memories in a row with the 10 year old kid a while back, cos it was like watching a little movie. And he was all "this Zelda is a really WHINY lady. Why would anyone wanna rescue her!?"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link

I love this game so much but I am thinking it is time to fight Ganon and move on. I have all 120 shrines now, most of the armor fully maxed, and enough side quests to satisfy me. My son continues to play just to fight lynels, which is fun! but he doesn't feel the dumb need to "finish games" that I have.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:25 (five years ago) link

I've completed all the divine beasts, found all the fairies, got the sword, but still have 50 (!) shrines left to find. I'm guessing most of them are shrine quests - the old days of finding a conveniently-placed outdoor shrine are well behind me.

Is all the construction-work-y stuff on the desert mountain valley worth exploring? I've mostly been flying or jumping over it.

Right now I've been using my radar to find wildberries for the irresponsible litterer in Gerudo. It's suddenly hard to find them when you *actually* need them.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:47 (five years ago) link

i've only completed about 15 shrines so far, but i'm enjoying them. i made it to the entrance of the zora domain last night without too much trouble. the balance was kind of weird, actually - everything was a breeze, and then suddenly a couple electricity-wielding sorcerers almost wiped me out instantaneously, even though i was using the electricity-defense buff elixir that joey lawrence handed me on the bridge beforehand. my plan today (because why go to work, or look for a job?) is to try to knock out a divine beast, then shrine it up and improve my heart/stamina count. so far i'm up to 6 hearts, haven't increased my stamina yet.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

karl! you got a switch! good work dude

CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

good strategy

sometimes it's fun to try something above your level (like another divine beast or a lynel) and get the stuffing kicked out of you

THEN, when you go back and try again in a couple of weeks/months/blood moons' time, kicking its ass feels even more satisfying

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link

more random thoughts probably expressed upthread:

- i turned off the HUD a couple hours in, and i loooooooove it. do you all play with the HUD? gotta turn that shit off.
- with no HUD/minimap, it really forces you to pay attention to your position in the landscape, and that's where the game's use of landmarks really shines. the positions of the Castle and the giant Mountain (mount doom?) become key. the Castle is in the middle of the map, and then the relative position of the mountain lets you calibrate NWSE from there. it's sooooo pleasant to be making my way down a river, lose track of myself for a second, then glance to the right to see the tip of mount doom, thinking "ok, i'm heading west", or whatever
- i'm still on the fence with the constant weapon breaking. i've gotten used to it, and i'm glad it forces me to use new weapons pretty consistently. i just wish there was a quickbutton/shortcut for dropping/switching out melee weapons without going into the inventory.
- goddamn, let me cook in bulk. let me save recipes, once i discover them, and then cook that way (just gray out the options where i don't have the correct ingredients). cooking is cool when you have a specific meal in mind that will help with a situation, but most of the time it is tedious.
- can you give apples to horses? my horse and i don't get along that well, yet, and it would be nice to feed it

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

karl! you got a switch! good work dude

i had some help :) i've been so addicted

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link

"- i'm still on the fence with the constant weapon breaking. i've gotten used to it, and i'm glad it forces me to use new weapons pretty consistently. i just wish there was a quickbutton/shortcut for dropping/switching out melee weapons without going into the inventory."

right on the d pad ?

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

I wish there was a way of removing the HUD but keeping the map

I found changing the camera speed from normal to fast during big fights was really helpful. But you don't need it when you're just wandering.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

right on the d pad ?

right, so d-pad brings up onscreen quick-inventory. but what if you try to pick up a new weapon and you get the warning that your melee weapons inventory is full? is there anything you can do other than pausing and going into the the full inventory? i would prefer to be able to drop them from the quick-inventory, onscreen. just a nitpick, but i really dread inventory management in all games so the less time i'm dealing with it, the better

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

oh, yeah, can't do that.

in retrospect I wish I'd gotten more roster spots sooner, but I couldn't remember how to do it & at that point I wasn't looking things up

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

also, one more question: how does sorting work? i can kind of see how it's working, sometimes, and at others (like with food) it seems to just arbitrarily reorganize. it'd be cool to be able to sort by item value, rarity, monsters vs critters, the kind of buff an item gives (stamina, attack up, defense, etc).

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

i went from hating weapon (non-)durability to loving it. making you constantly care about getting new weapons all thru the game was v cool

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

it keeps groups together, i only use that for keeping armor sets together since I'm switching between them so frequently

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

ah, gotcha. it's still early going for me so i just have the champion's tunic + the stealth one

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

Sorting is good for items as it puts firewood at the back, which makes it easier to grab a quick nap at night and avoid the skeleton stuff, if you want to minimise fiddling around.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

ah, i didn't realize that, thanks! i'm not sure i've even collected firewood yet. i haven't memorized good spots to find the basic toolsy weapons (stonecutter, axe, torches) yet, so ever since they broke i haven't really cut down any trees or collected too many gems or minerals because doing so breaks the other weapons so quickly.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

you can quickly drop most weapons by equipping and throwing them

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

Oh fuck - of course you can. Thanks!

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

yeah, that's a good tip, thanks!

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

There's also a pretty easy way to get gems etc without breaking weapons but I dunno if that would be a spoiler to say it

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

I just fought Ganon. Naturally it was no big deal after all the gear I’d collected. I’ll play a different game now but I do wish BOTW could go on and on as well.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

Did a lot of weapon throwing yesterday. So satisfying.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

I spent an embarrassing amount of time in the Zora divine beast before finally realizing I needed to ice rune my way into the room with a map at the very beginning.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

i still keep sadly firing this game up even tho i’m done (champions dlc aside) cos i just ... i just like being in this world. the trees and grasses and flowers, the sunrises and sunsets, the rock pools and frog ponds and hot springs. the amusing npc conversations. the soundtrack, oh the soundtrack.

i used to wonder at ppl who played wow for years but now i get it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:21 (five years ago) link

Yesterday I was in the mountains surrounding Zora domain for the first time, in twilight, overlooking Satan mountain. It was so lovely. I knew part of the reason was just that classic teal & orange combo, but it was still so relaxing to wander around in the night up there.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 June 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

BOTW has the best rendered grass in all of gaming. the hillsides of grass blades in shades of green and teal (in the moonlight) are so beautiful blowing in the wind.

i got to the castle and ended up letting a friend beat the game for me lol. i figure i will come back and beat it later. so i've reloaded an earlier save and fled. there are sidequests to do, memories to discover, shrines to stumble upon in my travels. i am coming on close to a year of playing this game.

the castle indeed is really cool and fulfills any need i had to see a traditional dungeon in this game. it's a huge level with lots of approaches, lots of side areas, lots of explorable space in which to find loot/treasure. so rather than seeing Hyrule Castle as just the end of the game, it can be the stronghold that you crash from time to time, looting weapons, quest items, etc. gg this game never stops expanding.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 June 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

s just the end of the game, it can be the stronghold that you crash from time to time, looting weapons, quest items, etc.

Glad you said this! I had been planning on just saving it all for the end, based on comments upthread, but now I might poke around there a bit beforehand, at least when I get strong enough. right now I’m still at 7 hearts, 20 shrines down.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 June 2018 15:02 (five years ago) link

yeah that is def do-able. just run past everyone and grab a bunch of OP weapons!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 June 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

The variety of ways to play---I didn't go into the castle into the end, but I can see now why it wouldn't have been bad to venture there earlier---is one of the best things about this game. You can just watch the grass flow, or maybe spend time cutting grass, looking for crickets, lizards, and fairies, enjoying the breezes. What a remarkable game.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

newly discovered joy last night - using the bow while paragliding.

i also ventured over to the SE, tropical jungle edge of the map. i think i will be avoiding that area for a while. it really captures the humid sweaty jungle feeling of being constantly attacked by mosquitos and other insects

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

but it has such yummy fruits...

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link

i think i prefer to just make some extra money finding gems in the mountains, then using it to buy durian so i can make that kickass creamy milk soup that grants several extra hearts. but then i forget where to find the person/place that sells durian! i kind of prefer it that way, though, just bumbling around the world, making do with what i have.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 16 June 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

if you need a hearty durian you pluck it from the trees

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 June 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

I spent days finding some wildberries for a sidequest and was so happy and then my reward for completing it was literally a melon

worth it though

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 16 June 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

Mozzie-laden jungle area is where the durian live, ja. Also lightningbolt dragon comes on down there by the bridge in the mornings.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 17 June 2018 03:23 (five years ago) link

first dragon sighting is so magical

Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 17 June 2018 03:56 (five years ago) link

i just got the first dozen memories photographs. after defeating the 4 guardians i decided to try to get all of these and it has been a lot of fun. many of them have some very nice cutscenes that are strong in lore, i highly recommend finding all of these to really "complete" the game. it is interesting that they are just scattered around the world. the ideal way to find them is just to explore.

SPOILERS the last one i found (photo 8) involved Princess Zelda and the King and was a revealing look at life at Hyrule Castle before Calamity. when the King appeared they played a musical cue from ALTTP and it was very nice to hear.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

as for the weapons degradation mechanic, i love it, it is one of the brilliant choices they made, one of the design decisions that gives this game life. most RPGs i am on a mission to only use the best of the best and ignore everything else. in BOTW, the game facilitates constantly switching it up, and as a result, the weapon/equip options end up being as exploration-based as the game world.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

I've never run out of weapons - they're everywhere! If anything, I don't have enough inventory space for them. I really don't understand why people would have a problem with that setup.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 10:34 (five years ago) link

A con of having rapid weapon breaking is that I struggled to develop a single style of fighting, because I had to change between so many different types of fighting. But that’s a pretty minor con, especially since it’s not until you’re fighting lynels that the fighting requires you to know how to backflip, dodge and block, and by then you’ve learned how the weapons work so you can git good on more complex techniques.

I wish I’d started fighting lynels earlier, they drop such amazing gear.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

I got all the memories and enjoyed the “extra” ending after beating Ganon that my boy didn’t get since he didn’t bother much with the memories.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link

Oh! That's a good tip. I got two left to collect and I'll do that before Ganon now.

Although one of the memory photographs - that the painter doesn't give you a clue about - is basically "some trees somewhere". I've just been hoping I'll stumble on it.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link

I never really got the hang of dodge/flurry rush so my lynel battles all involved savage lynel bows + bomb arrows. Fire off a barrage of those babies over and over and he's going DOWN.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 21 June 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link

The point where you're riding a Lynel and stabbing him in the head with a sword is the only jarringly violent part of the game, like Link is straight-up murdering them.

My Lynel strategy: use stasis, whack him with a spear as many times as poss, run away, repeat

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 June 2018 11:15 (five years ago) link

my general lynel strategy: aim to shoot them in the face so that you can get on their back and pound them. your weapons don't degrade when you do that so you can use your best (probably lynel) weapons for your four bashes, then re-equip something less precious once you're off. the easiest way to shoot them in the face is to catch updraft from the fire they breathe. this doesn't work in places without grass like the snow, but it works for the places most lynels are ime.

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 21 June 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link

Huh, I didnt know about the non-degradation tip. Wish I'd known earlier!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

This weekend Im gonna try and finish the Champion Ballad trials. Want dat bike!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link

The bike owns

valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link

there was a point about halfway through the Lomei Labyrinth Island where i was about to declare it the greatest level/puzzle/whatever that I have ever played, of anything. that first descent into the area from the nearby akkala ancient tech lab was incredible. i hadn't done much advance scouting of the area so i just kind of impulsively jumped toward it, even though it was during the middle of a really long and loud lightning storm. i loved the way the sheer magnitude of the labyrinth reveals itself as link floats toward it. and it's psychedelic as hell once you land, consulting the map to determine correct paths, switching between the deep canyons and the peaks, finally finding the ladder. then a barbarian helm at the end? fuck yeah! 10.0 album of the year

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 June 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link

Oh that barbarian gear set is ultra useful, I wish I'd found it a lot sooner, but somehow all the labyrinths didnt show up that obviously for me til ages into the game!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 June 2018 03:24 (five years ago) link

Known in our household as “male empowerment armor”

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 25 June 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

with the exception of one set that's pretty much all the armor in the game

Nhex, Monday, 25 June 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

Eh I dunno about the Tingle armour...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 25 June 2018 04:05 (five years ago) link

yesterday was zelda of july. i played maybe 12 hours?? that's off the chart for me.

so many sex and drugs references in this game! “when we get into hyrule castle we’re gonna light that thing up!” hell yeah, you know the drill, daruk. we're gonna have sex with four 100-foot tall fairies too, it'll be amazing.

i've finally unlocked all the towers, found the master sword, getting ready to take down the final divine beast (the one in the Hebra region, for me). i still haven't ventured anywhere near hyrule castle yet. i have used my charge-up special attack (augmented by the gerudo thunderblast special ability thing) twice, maybe three times, total?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

This game is absurdly horny, Link is a tiny long-haired androgyne constantly being objectified by women ranging in size from large to enormous, not to mention Bolson.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

last night they mentioned his "perfectly symmetrical face"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 July 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link

And yeah all the great fairies are awesome, like these 10 foot tall drag queens or something.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 6 July 2018 05:53 (five years ago) link

i'm not even sure that i've met Bolson!

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 July 2018 05:54 (five years ago) link

i love how the game manages to feel huge and still accessible and explorable at the same time.

Karl Malone, Friday, 6 July 2018 05:55 (five years ago) link

bolson is camp af

||||||||, Friday, 6 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

Bolson and co are working on the house behind Hateno village you can opt to buy.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 July 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link

oh thanks! that explains why i haven't seen them in a while - gathering 30 wood has taken way longer than i expected, although i guess i'm not going out of my way to find any. i guess the benefit of buying a house is that you get to own a house in zelda, and plus store extra weapons there?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 July 2018 06:37 (five years ago) link

Yeah thats about it really, haha. Only 3 of each item as well (3 weapons, 3 sheields, 3 bows). Ive kept the really rare/unfarmable stuff like the royal guard gear and forest dweller gear (I thought I read somewhere the sword doesnt respawn Not sure tho. )

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 July 2018 07:40 (five years ago) link

update: yep it doesnt, teres only 4 korok swords in the game. Its p useless as a weapon anyway.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 July 2018 07:42 (five years ago) link

Arrrgh this last champions ballad shrine is fucking doing my head in. Needlessly, pointlessly hard. Being thrown right back to the start every time... I tried about 10 times then just gave up, grr.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 8 July 2018 08:11 (five years ago) link

i have finally defeated The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

i only regret that i didn't pick up the final memory before beating it, which i'm 99% sure was hidden somewhere hyrule castle. but damn, that was so much fun! i'm at 100 hours or so right now, but i'll probably add on more as i revisit. plus i might end up getting the master sword DLC

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 July 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

jesus you finished that fast!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:39 (five years ago) link

Get the DLC - it has a map addition that shows you where on the map you've been. I guarantee you'll find you missed a ton of areas/things.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:40 (five years ago) link

yeah, getting to Ganon didn't take nearly as much work as i thought it would! i ended up approaching Hyrule from the east, just kind of gliding over the moat and climbing up a ledge. after accidentally finding the library and fucking around in there for about an hour, somehow i just popped up near the end. i think i was probably a little overleveled, too - i accidentally had zora outfit equipped the whole time and still managed to get through without getting damaged too badly.

the DLC will be a great way to revisit this in a month or two!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 15 July 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

i just opened this for the first time since january and i have NO idea what’s going on.

when i stopped playing i had massively cracked the shits with the zora boss, so i’ve left that dungeon with the intention to level up or embellish tunic or whatever people do in this game. having forgotten like 2/3 of the commands i’m stumbling around some rocks just utterly confused, like when you give your grandparents an android phone and ask them to check the weather. i’m not even THAT old. this morning i beat mario odyssey for the fourth time ffs.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 05:27 (five years ago) link

Haha I get that when swapping from Wii to PS, cos the controls are exactly the reverse of each other nrrrghhh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link

so i just spent several hours wandering around completely empty countryside, occasionally getting one-hit killed by things i never even got to see, then i got caught up in some terrible platformer with rubbish edge detection, and now i'm following some bastard leaf creature into a forest even though i can't fucking see him (because i'm not supposed to?) and the game keeps throwing me back to the start without any warning. i get most people like this game but for the life of me (and after 30+ hours) i don't get why. this is not fun.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link

and now i'm following some bastard leaf creature into a forest even though i can't fucking see him (because i'm not supposed to?) and the game keeps throwing me back to the start without any warning

just finished it

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link

Haha, yeah I failed that one several times before figuring it out.

The nice thing about botw is that you can wander aimlessly if you want to, or focus on the next task if you get bored. What’s left for you? You could try to take down a divine beast? Or head toward one of the labyrinths that’s visible from the map?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

if you haven't journeyed into the desert, that was my favorite beast. i stumbled onto it after getting momentarily bored with the game and it was so great i wholeheartedly dove back in

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

i will say this, though - i was a bit disappointed in the divine beasts, especially because whilst hyping myself up by reading ILG before starting it seemed like they were some people's favorite part of the game. i think that whatever divine beast you tackle first is a wonderful experience. there's a little build-up to it in the surrounding area, often you have to prepare the elements by getting special equipment or cooking, and there's a nice action-puzzle even to get access into the beast. then you approach the second beast (whichever one), and it's the same exact process. even the same little messages you get from within the beast are the same. then the third. then the fourth. by the time i got to the fourth one i wasn't even thinking about what would happen when i approached the beast; it was all preordained. kind of a missed opportunity there to make these giant huge setpieces a little more unique.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

xp that camel was a drab hell

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

I agree, Karl. I think wandering around the hugeworld, finding the occasional shrine or challenging monster is much better than the divine beasts experience. However, the rewards from beating the divine beasts are good.

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

i agree the beasts themselves were kind of a letdown. the camel itself was my least favorite beast but the journey to get there was my favorite and more than makes up for it.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

oh ok. that makes more sense. think we can all agree: fuck that camel.

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

heheh yeah. the beast puzzles are just a bit overkill. they work in the shrines cos it's one puzzle and you can go off and do something else if you get stuck, whereas in the beasts it's several in a row and they are more complicated and you know you HAVE to sit there and work it out. by the camel i was immediately looking at youtube walkthroughs.

however i did enjoy the design of them, the story around them, and the way you have to approach each one in a different manner, like shooting the camel's glowing feet. but then the gameplay comes crashing down again, it feels like the puzzles are there for padding. still, you only have to do it 4 times in the entire game.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

I think the idea of them was cool because there was a natural element of infiltration and taming THE BEAST*. But the puzzles inside felt even more contrived because of this more natural intro. Ok, so you have to manipulate the beast's controls to gain access to certain areas, but there's still no reason for that box to be on rails up there on the ceiling.

*hello, king's island fans

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

hated the dumb beasts and just youtube’d my way through them as quick as possible

||||||||, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

What’s left for you? You could try to take down a divine beast? Or head toward one of the labyrinths that’s visible from the map?

honestly i think 95% of the game is still left for me! i just finished all the korok trials (surprised myself tbh – that last one was frustrating until i went crazy with bombs), but since that seems to have gotten me nowhere (what the fuck??) i'm at a bit of a loss as to why i just did all that. appreciate your tips btw.

also the reason i've been able to play loads of zelda is i'm sick as hell this week, which is probably also the reason i don't have a lot of patience.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link

i hit a nice gameplay loop that lasted for hours 30-60 which was basically:

find a new tower and climb/unlock the 'district' (note: i am the only person who calls these districts)
find and explore the main town and stable in the district
find and beat 4 (or more) shrines in the district
upgrade heart/stamina
do a sidequest or two involving the people in the main town/stable of the district
find the memory/photo for the district
at this point you've probably accidentally made progress on something in another district, so go back there and explore some new stuff, then go find a new tower or take on a divine beast if you've found one

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link

or, multitasking: take on an exploratory sidequest (like find 10 of x in the mountains or whatever) and then while you're bumbling around looking for that, look for shrines and collect some gemstones for $ as well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:04 (five years ago) link

oh that’s brilliant. i did unlock a load of towers/shrines last year but didn’t go into quest detail, and forgot all about the skyrim-type side quests. cheers km, fantastic advice.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

i just want everyone to have a fun time :)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

are things really broken down so nicely by districts? feel like I may have missed an entire village if so.

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

Not really, but almost all of them have at least some sort of populated area with side quests, and I think actually all of them have stables?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

i just want everyone to have a fun time :)

<3

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

just realised i have about 25 unfinished side quests, half of them from the expansion pack. one of them has got me finding hateno beach which i’ve apparently walked past but not into.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:45 (five years ago) link

how's your korok seed count? it blows my mind that there are 900. i felt like i explored pretty thoroughly and only came across 150 or so

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link

13

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 July 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

wait, 10

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 July 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link

you've probably ran across a bunch more but didn't realize it! like whenever you see a set of objects that seems just barely incomplete somehow, that's usually a korok puzzle. they're all over the place once you know how to look for them (which reminds me of a quality in one of my favorite ever games The Witness, once you realize in that game that the 3D environment around the puzzles is also a puzzle)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

Adam if yr getting 1 hit killed u should level up yer hearts more and also go see the fairies and strengthen yr armour! Then bokoblins/moblins etc are more of a doddle.

I wish the yiga would fuck off and stop sniping at me while I'm in the middle of something else! *busy fighting a lynel* "ya ha haaaaaa!" OH PISS OFF.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 19 July 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

PS I still cant finish that last DLC shrine, its the one full of 1-kill spikes all over the place. It is soooo frustrating and there is no way to cheat.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 19 July 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

you've probably ran across a bunch more but didn't realize it! like whenever you see a set of objects that seems just barely incomplete somehow, that's usually a korok puzzle. they're all over the place once you know how to look for them

glad you mentioned this because i've since found 20 more. i should be paying you for your service tbh

trayce: i knocked over a load of shrines (using walkthroughs off the web, cbf ~solving puzzles~ with this fucking illness on the go) and bumped up my hearts to 8. it's nowhere enough for serious things e.g. robot octopus with laser beams but it's saved me from a few falls.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 July 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

btw as great as it's been to sink a few days into this game, this throat infection is painful as fuck and has cost me a load of pay (i contract, if i don't work i don't earn) so i am megagrumpy rn. sorry if that comes across. just got penicillin which fucks me off as i object massively to taking antibiotics for anything less than the exorcist-grade vomiting.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 July 2018 00:38 (five years ago) link

robot octopus with laser beams

cough-riddled big lols :D (I'm sick too, my sympathies)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link

ugh you poor thing, hope you're at least getting better.

i've got 10 heart containers and a load of stamina and have spent the past couple of days just going to new places. i'm cheating my way through all the shrines because cbf but everything else is a surprise discovery. it's been nice, and it's been the perfect escapism while i've been nailed to the bed/sofa since tuesday.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

I cheated a few shrines, fuck a puzzle. Maybe I should play some more, I'm confined to the couch with bronchitis and a hangover because I am SMRT

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 21 July 2018 03:06 (five years ago) link

now i'm just using walkthroughs. scoured everything i can reach and still getting one-hit killed by things. i've already cheated to find great fairies and am now cheating to find shrines. it's either that or i completely lose interest and stop playing.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 22 July 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

i hit a certain point where i was getting one-hit killed a lot. one thing that really helped was using the fairies to enhance armor, especially once i had found 3 or 4 fairies and could enhance armor multiple times. you should give that a shot if you haven't already, especially if you've found some of the fairies!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

yeah, i cheated to find them so that i could boost my defence. no effect yet because my armour's still crap, and i'll be cheating on that as well (this game's WAY too big to spend hundreds of hours churning to find better armour, and i won't be alive in 2150 so)

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 22 July 2018 01:11 (five years ago) link

yeah, i'm the same way i give things a good shot but when i'm starting to feel frustrated with something i just immediately look it up and move on to the next thing!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

Improving the armor is one of my favorite parts. The occasional 'rare' material is v exciting.

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 July 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link

I'm still finalising my electro rubber armour because electric lizalfos monsters are surprisingly hard to find.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 22 July 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link

decided to hunt down a Dinraal Scale and that was pretty fun. i started by scouting out the location, the cliffs of the Eldin Mountains north of the lava lakes. the nearest warpable location was a shrine sitting inside a lava cave at the end of a mining track. i had it timed so that i could start there at 6am (just after resting til morning at any fire in the game) and have just enough time to catch the dragon on his morning flight.

but the shrine was surrounded by lava. to get out i had to climb the walls of the cave, out the entrance, then up the side to get to stand-able gound, all which was only do-able by equipping the climbing gear. then i headed for the mountains. running past all kinds of enemies to get to this one high point i had marked on the map, i could see the dragon flying towards me in the distance, far below. this is a great moment right here!

from this point i had more than enough height to glide down and use the arrows. not knowing you can't really kill him, i shot a ton of arrows, just wasted a whole bunch. still, the scales were sitting me on the ground, i had got what i had come for, and the dragon flying off into the distance was a wonderful sight.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 22 July 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

i had some frustrating experiences with the dragons before finally realizing i wasn't supposed to land on their heads and talk to them

Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

💙

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 22 July 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

Great story, Adam! It makes me want to fire this up again.

DJI, Sunday, 22 July 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

I rebooted this game last year to do the Master Trials, and found them incredibly difficult (but eventually was able to do them, walkthrough-assisted)

Me and my bf were walking and talking and basically realized that Zelda has a formula and the formula works, and it's best-on-display on Link To The Past, Link's Awakening and Ocarina Of Time

And that when they break from that formula, you sometimes get weaker games (Twilight Princess) and other times get games that shine as unique-within-the-series (Majora's Mask, Breath Of The Wild)

All this is to say that Majora and BotW are two of my favourite games of all time, but there are other Zelda games that I would describe as "the best of the series" as they follow the formula more closely

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link

wonder if we're actually gonna get another one this gen since breath of the wild was technically the Wii u one

ciderpress, Monday, 23 July 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

I think the next 3D Zelda will be playable on the current Switch.

devops mom (silby), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

TIL if you buy a house in Hateno it unlocks this series of sidequests, you end up creating and populating a town or something. it's a whole thing. sounds cool! gonna check it out.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

that branch of quests unlocks a primo merchant

||||||||, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

yeah played a bit of this it was cool. enjoy talking to all the townspeople and finding all this other role playing stuff that i had missed while spending 40+ hours fighting monsters and solving puzzles.

the homeowner guy and his crew are terrific. i liked having to gather wood, i ended up in a nearby forest throwing bombs and exploding them, the little bundles of wood rolling down the hill. at one point i exploded a tree trunk as it was rolling down and in mid-roll it turned into the smaller tumbleweed-size bundles and continued to roll as if nothing had happened. the physics of this game keep thing constantly fresh.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

it sounds like the downside is you need a lot of money if you want to pay for all your house upgrades. the good side is there are recipes you can make w raw meat that can be sold for lots of money. so you can just always be farming this no matter where you are, keeping out an eye for birds or foxes.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

heh, "downside"

Nhex, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

...did the 400 times I spoke about Bolson and his fabulousness get deleted or something? :|

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

Maybe those are in the Switch thread or whatchu playing?

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

We can always post more about Bolson

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

Haha no theyre here, I was just being a bit pass-agg ;) And you're right!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:03 (five years ago) link

I go back to tarry town a lot once I built it. Theres a nice hop from a nearby shrine, to a fairy fountain to touch up ones armour, then glide on over to the little islelet and once the rito dude has settled in there, you have a nice renewing source of all kinds of arrows.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

uh i'm most of the way through hollow knight right now but this is really making me want to hop back into botw and buy a house and do all that

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

You gotta do that quest line it’s magical.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link

Over there in tarry town, they do things very strange

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link

i want to like tarry town but have to admit that in real life i once had an absolutely awful day in tarrytown, NY, so much so that i have internally referred to it as my "terrible trip to tarrytown" ever since. but maybe this botw tarry town is the absolute dimensional opposite or something

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

Were you forced to chop up tarrytown, ny buildings and return all of the wood to the forest?

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:38 (five years ago) link

I love the breezy efficiency of the little houses there, almost like neat Ikea boxes with lovely wooden porches.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:25 (five years ago) link

xpost in terrible tarrytown i was asked to find ONE THOUSAND RESTLESS CRICKETS. it took me over 4 years

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:27 (five years ago) link

You will now hate me forever for pointing out you never actually had to find the whole lot lol. I think I found out by mistake by telling the guy "I give up" and he goes "eh never mind this'll do" or something? I may be misremembering.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

i only remember that after finding those damn crickets, i was rewarded ONE silver rupee!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

lol karl tarrytown ain't that bad!

Nhex, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:08 (five years ago) link

it's true. my terrible trip was more the result of the work assignment i had there and how late i was in getting to it, and how terrible it was as it happened, and then an especially shitty trip home. you tore me up, tarrytown

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link

build me up tarry
just to tear me down
but worst of all
Bolson never calls when he says he will

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link

so after passing 100 hours earlier today, i just now figured out how to do the puzzles with the circles of stones in the water

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

diving mechanism is pretty

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

You folks are crazy, the Beasts are great, the puzzles were super satisfying, and the emo bits rule

Except the camel - agree - fuck that guy

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

Tell me about the DLCs! I’ve never DLC’d before. Are you supposed to add them after killing Ganon or before?

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 4 August 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

All the extra content appears before you beat Ganon.

devops mom (silby), Saturday, 4 August 2018 23:36 (five years ago) link

I’m just farting around side-questing now the beasts are done - maybe a good time then. It doesn’t do anything radical or weird to break the world-building, does it?

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 4 August 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

well…

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 5 August 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link

tbh some of the DLC is worth having well before you finish the game imo! The ancient horse armour and the map where-youve-been thing in particular.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 5 August 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link

Okay this is one of the craziest things i've done in BotW. I used a slab to do a quadruple launch finished with a super launch all the way to the top of Hyrule Castle.

The fact that this is possible illustrates the power of modern BotW tech. pic.twitter.com/55RO9CGabR

— Zant (@Zants) August 15, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 05:23 (five years ago) link

Breath of the Wild’s basic physics must be an incredible piece of software. It’s likely that there’s very little special-casing of anything. Everything has a mass and material and materials have certain interactions with runes and electricity and fire and so on and the game somehow doesn’t crash.

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

xp crazyyyyyyy

Nhex, Thursday, 16 August 2018 06:22 (five years ago) link

Ive seen a few similar tricks! One guy stasis-slammed a TREE TRUNK up to the castle with him on it, and he just sailed right on into that sucker standing on a fucking flying log.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 16 August 2018 06:26 (five years ago) link

youzses were of course otm about getting stronger for bosses. after 115 hrs of play and 15+ hearts and levelled-up armour i flattened waterblight in 90 seconds. now i'm up to 145 hrs and have done all the divine beasts.

i did not enjoy any of the divine beast stuff btw, especially the camel lead-up which was just total garbage, especially with the sand seal/thunderhelm bit being straight-up broken (couldn't stay on a seal for more than one (1) second, whatsherface kept stopping me every 14 seconds just to ask if i wanted to retreat, i ended up getting through it out of sheer luck apparently). with 25 hearts thunderblight was just a load of master sword slashing and a couple of full-health meals. apparently calamity ganon is a doddle so i might as well get it over with.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

but in general this has been a pretty fun game. i left a horrible job this month, and getting lost in this game was the perfect distraction.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link

Score

faculty w1fe (silby), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

it's just so satisfying to go tramping off in the snowy mountains for what feels like days and suddenly stumble on a load of korok seeds, the game designers reminding me i'm supposed to be there.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 01:51 (five years ago) link

calamity ganon was indeed a doddle but what the simmering fuck was dark beast ganon? fire arrows at targets all the way up a giant monster while riding a horse while constantly battling the shit camera while dodging all the trees some idiot game designer put there while zelda is barking instructions at you

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

serious question, did anybody play test this

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link

also the ending is… weird

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link

I just wanted to keep that light arrow :(

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

btw even with full hearts and maxed out armour the guardians never stop being annoying, especially when you can just keep reloading your game until you beat each one. totally pointless. a hell of a lot of stuff prevents this being the best zelda game.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 August 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link

i mean, right now i’m stuck in a tiny gatehouse with a lynel, and not only are its attacks fucking ridiculous, some goopy eyeball on the ceiling is sending down rhino heads at me just to be annoying. and i can’t even see any of this because the camera is a complete disaster. older 3d zeldas were never bad at any of this.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 August 2018 07:16 (five years ago) link

I cant say Ive ever had camera issues like I always did with Occarina. Maybe its what a person gets used to?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2018 07:20 (five years ago) link

No, the cameras were much, much worse during the N64 era, it's true

Nhex, Sunday, 19 August 2018 07:49 (five years ago) link

ocarina’s lock would keep the enemy in view completely reliably. botw is a mess in this regard.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 August 2018 07:55 (five years ago) link

btw even with full hearts and maxed out armour the guardians never stop being annoying

have you considered the possibility you are .. bad at video games

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 19 August 2018 08:48 (five years ago) link

also the clip above is a demonstration of the physics being broken, not of it being robust

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 19 August 2018 08:49 (five years ago) link

have you considered the possibility you are .. bad at video games

i can kill the guardians, it’s just annoying rather than challenging after the 200th guardian

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 August 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link

also the clip above is a demonstration of the physics being broken, not of it being robust

all the bits seem to be doing their job tbh, maybe apart from the slab not flipping as it flies

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 August 2018 09:21 (five years ago) link

also the clip above is a demonstration of the physics being broken, not of it being robust

― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp)

it's a physics engine abuse to be sure, but it's an entertaining one, like rocket jumping in those old fps games

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 August 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link

U kno the guardians are easily slayed in one of 2 ways:
- savage lynel bow and ancient arrows. They will go down in one hit.
- ancient sheild. This'll bounce the guardian laser without having to parry, and it is quite durable. Takes 2-3 hits but works well.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2018 23:13 (five years ago) link

yeah but when you kill something with an ancient arrow, it doesn't drop anything does it? just vaporizes

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 20 August 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

Anything that isn’t a guardian, ancient arrows just do regular damage to them.

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 04:45 (five years ago) link

xps thanks trayce, i do the shield thing but if the timing isn’t exact your shield breaks, and reloading the game until you get it right feels like a cop out but that’s how you have to do it. ancient arrows are rare enough that i don’t want to burn them off on every guardian.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 August 2018 08:35 (five years ago) link

Anything else you kill with ancient arrows, yep it just vaporises, but not guardians! They still drop stuff. Its how I farmed for giant ancient cores.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

Adam: what I mean is with an ancient shield you dont have to do the parry timing trick. It auto-parries.

The catch is, ancient shields require a giant ancient core to buy.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

And ancient arrows you can buy too. Well I found em easy enough to buy later in the game as by then I seemed to have a jillion sprogs and screws and whatnot.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 01:51 (five years ago) link

This game is pretty wonderful with allowing you to find "other" ways to do things

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 04:39 (five years ago) link

otm. I don’t think there’s a single thing in the game where Octorok balloons are the “intended” solution but they’re there for if you wanna try

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 04:42 (five years ago) link

put on the radiant armor, do some octorok whipits, and go to gerudo rave imo

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:39 (five years ago) link

omg I have tried so hard to use the octo balloons on rafts but they just tip everywhere and I fall off!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link

Adam: what I mean is with an ancient shield you dont have to do the parry timing trick. It auto-parries.

hey that's pretty cool

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 08:48 (five years ago) link

wait what. i didn't realize that!

Nhex, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

It was a lifesaver for me!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

So: (please bear with me) - a few years ago I came back to a semi-completed game of Wind Waker, and was able to finish it all (as in clear every island get every heart) by following the on-screen hints about what had been completed and what hadn't, which maps I'd completed etc etc.

I'll be getting a Switch, and Breath of the Wild, probably within the next year or so, so I was wondering - is it similar in that I'd be able to take a break and come back, or is it "if you want to complete it, you have to remember which parts you've done and where, you might as well just stick with it"?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

the narrative of the game is (after the first few hours) mostly incidental. basically, you're just provided with an intricate zelda-sandbox featuring lots of bite-sized waypoints, upgrades, sub-quests, and 120 shrines (mini-dungeons). theoretically, you might finish the main quest in fifteen hours, or take upwards of 150 to explore. components of the main quest, such as they are, have a separate menu-screen w/ map-points that are useful at any point.

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 13:18 (five years ago) link

Yeah no, I should've been clearer that I don't mean complete as in 'beat Ganon' - the 150 hour is more what I was wondering about.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 13:40 (five years ago) link

If you're looking to 100% it, every shrine you visit is marked on your map and color-coded as to whether you've completed it, and you obtain a device that helps you find undiscovered shrines. I have a 200+ hour save where I've found 112 of the 120. There are only four divine beasts (the main dungeons), which are waypointed, so those are easy to keep track of. There's also a somewhat opaque meter on the map that tells you what percent of the game you've "completed." Don't bother trying to find all the Korok Seeds; there's like 900 of them. I've only gotten about a third of them.

a film with a little more emotional balls (zchyrs), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

Tempted to use a guide to track down those last 8 shrines, but idk, I kind of want to be surprised when I find them.

a film with a little more emotional balls (zchyrs), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link

heh. i eventually gave in to a guide to find those final missing ones, it was also around 8 iirc

Nhex, Wednesday, 22 August 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

Don't bother trying to find all the Korok Seeds; there's like 900 of them

...and the reward for it is... erm...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2018 01:24 (five years ago) link

they should send you a fucking korok-themed legend of zelda backpack that only korok masters can wear

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

seriously, how much would that cost them, worst case scenario a million people do it and they have to spend ten million or so?

come on nintendo! show some passion!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:08 (five years ago) link

just a guy in your office lobby with a dream and a two cell spreadsheet: 1 million backpacks in A1 and $10,000,000 in B1

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

the numbers don't lie

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:32 (five years ago) link

seriously though, 900 koroks is just bonkers. i feel like i kept an eye out for them constantly and only ended up with 200 or so

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:33 (five years ago) link

They don’t really expect you to collect all of them. There’s so many so you can be always bumping into them!

faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:35 (five years ago) link

I dont think Ive ever really actively looked for them, at least not once I'd expanded all my weapon slots. But I keep happening on clues all over the place! Rock circles in water, acorns in tree hollows, flying sky targets, those popup flowers you chase from one to the other to the other...

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link

acorns in tree hollows,

took me weeks to work out what those were

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link

Okay, thanking you all for the info, it's starting to feel rude for me not to buy this :)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 August 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

it’s definitely worth the money, and that’s coming from someone who’s probably enjoyed it less than everyone else here. you can’t go wrong.

Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 August 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

I mostly love how escapist it can feel, too. Heck Ive had a few dreams where I'm paragliding about the place haha.

Oh btw I finally finished that one tough shrine I'd been ragequitting over a few weeks back! Persistence paid off I guess. Now I find that the 4 champions have a set of 3 challenges each, meaning I have another 12 shrines to bloody get through. I swear I have put about 400 hours into this darn game.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This game has taken over my life :/

Post Alone (latebloomer), Friday, 7 September 2018 08:40 (five years ago) link

Welcome to the club! =)

I've got one down of the DLC Champions Ballad Big Boss fights, 3 to go. Theyre harder than the initial big bosses (the various ganons), because this time round yr stripped to a bare few relevant weapons and tools, and revival foods. I still did ok though!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 9 September 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

I finished this today! I'm sad but it was about time. Got 97 shrines, the four beasts, the master sword, and all the memories. To be honest, I could've finished it pretty quickly after the last divine beast - I've been ridiculously overpowered for the last few months - but I loved ambling about in the world too much, building my house, building the village, finding the sand shoes...

I got the special extended ending - it's still pretty weird and abrupt, but there's power in that!

Josh, have you even started this yet??

Onto the DLC.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 15 September 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

I'm tempted to buy a Wii U so I can play the full, post-Ocarina back catalog.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 15 September 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

hoping Twilight Princess / Skyward Sword get ported so I don't have to do that

Nhex, Saturday, 15 September 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

played up to the first boss, and then put down the controller and never played it again

― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), 2018年5月20日 星期日 下午 7:34 (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

96%

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 October 2018 12:11 (five years ago) link

i've been playing this for a week and it's good but my least favorite thing is not being able to climb when it's raining

na (NA), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

lol AA

Nhex, Monday, 22 October 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

best game ever*

*except the dumb diving beasts

||||||||, Monday, 22 October 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

yeah the rain is shenmue levels of annoying. i don't want to wait 4 minutes just to climb a tree, especially when i've done everything else there is to do around that tree. not sure why they thought slippery rain was a good idea.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

what's a game that never pisses you off

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 22 October 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

slippery rain sucks but it's kinda fun being mad at pointless slippery rain

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 22 October 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link

"mad"

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 October 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

Diving beasts?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

divine?

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 October 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

o right prob yeah.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

Diving Rhames

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

idk

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 22 October 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

It’s almost impressive how un-fun the Divine Beasts are. Like obviously tent poles of the game that were meticulously designed, but they’re so irritatingly obscure. Puzzles that time some time to figure out and yet remain unsatisfying. Ugh.

circa1916, Sunday, 4 November 2018 05:52 (five years ago) link

they are the #1 reason i‘ll probably never play this game again

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 November 2018 06:44 (five years ago) link

I mean these things can take hours to complete if you aren’t using a guide. And you’re stuck in this confined space just rotating things until “oh...ok”. Don’t really get the feeling of accomplishment like you do moving through a temple in the old games or a shrine in this one. Total chore.

circa1916, Sunday, 4 November 2018 07:14 (five years ago) link

yes they are dumb and bad and a blight on what is otherwise the best game ever made

||||||||, Sunday, 4 November 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

Loved all the Beasts and their puzzles -- except the camel, which was grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Nothing in the game proper is a s frustrating as trying to complete the spiky temple on half a heart in the DLC

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

i liked the divine beasts

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 November 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Yeah I thought they were neat, except for the camel.

droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 4 November 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

i've been playing this for a few weeks but i'm just exploring, finding towns, visiting shrines, etc. i've seen two of the divine beasts but haven't made any attempt to reach them. i'm particularly avoiding any serious combat; fighting is my least favorite part of video games and even though i've been through the combat training and gone through a couple of the easier combat trials, i don't really feel prepared for big fights. if i run into any big bad guys i sneak by them, and i still tend to deal with the bad guy camps by finding somewhere high up where i can throw bombs down at them. i flew over to that island where you're not allowed to save or bring your gear and made it through most of it before getting killed by the hinox and losing all my progress. sooner or later i'm going to have to bite the bullet and learn how to fight.

na (NA), Sunday, 4 November 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link

theres no leveling up or anything so you don't have to fight other than the bosses, and combat trial shrines if you want to do those

most of the bad guy camps have alternate environmental solutions to taking them out, like explosive barrels, big chunks of metal you can swing around at them with magnesis, etc

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 November 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

I pray that the sequel to this game follows the exact same format, art direction, and everything, but scales down the number of shrines to 30, makes them all larger and more like dungeons, and doubles up the number of (and improves upon the quality of) the four boss pre-Ganon bosses

Exploring Hyrule Castle is just the greatest thing

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 4 November 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

suspect they'll keep the engine and art direction but change the format/focus, e.g. oot vs majora

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 November 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

xxpost

I felt the same about fighting, but it gets easier as you get more hearts and better weapons, and more fun too. By the end of the game, I was ridiculously overpowered, and I actually enjoyed finding some challenging fights (the castle is good especially)

Also - learn how to use your shield. That helps

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 4 November 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

it gets easier as you get more hearts and better weapons

i was going to mention something similar. avoiding fighting is a viable and fun approach to the game, i think. as you progress you'll get better EQ and abilities, so when you run across the low-level enemies you'll be more comfortable just wiping them out. and then as you encounter higher-level enemies, you'll be more accustomed to thinking creatively and using environmental skills to get by, which will always help.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 4 November 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

Agree that the camel was the only bad one

Nhex, Sunday, 4 November 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

Nothing in the game proper is a s frustrating as trying to complete the spiky temple on half a heart in the DLC

Hahah yes see upthread for me raging about that. There is no way to cheat it, you just have to keep trying. Hated it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 4 November 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

i really want the proposed sequel to cover the parts of this game you can see but can’t get to, but this is nintendo and zelda, so it’ll probably be a whole new space with like three times the surface area (which would of course be better).

the stuff i like most about this game is basically all the stuff i liked about morrowind: exploring new areas, running errands, collecting stuff, wandering aimlessly for an hour before going to bed. botw really makes you earn that freedom, so it’s more rewarding getting to that point, but i’d sooner replay an elder scrolls game than this.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 November 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

I did wonder if a DLC would add some more access because theres at least one named mountain you cant get to (Mount Agaat). Theres been heaps of speculation as to why.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 5 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

f the parts of this game that don't let you save

stuck in the yiga camp. im figuring it out but i hate having to start at the beginning each time i get caught. though I love the delighted prance they do when they see bananas

na (NA), Thursday, 22 November 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

of course I beat it immediately after posting that

funny how the yiga ninjas are pretty tough but the guards and the boss are such doofuses

na (NA), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

Hahah the end boss on that dungeon was my favourite. Such an idiot :D

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 22 November 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

I was *so* proud of myself for getting through the Yiga camp without using hints - it's pretty hard! - and then I got stuck in an empty room forever because I didn't see that there was a FUCKING DOOR OUTSIDE in the room. The door that took you to the boss.

Felt like the Yigas needed a bit more story - unless I missed something? They kept attacking me after I'd completed the boss, and I wanted another showdown. They're basically Hyrule nazis.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 23 November 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

lebowski nihilists

Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 November 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link

I didn't mind the camel divine beast once I realized you could rotate the components in the map but this boss fucking sucks

na (NA), Friday, 23 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

i had to watch a youtube vid to get the camel boss

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 23 November 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

Yiga banana dance is the absolute best

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 23 November 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link

i finally got through the camel boss. i watched a youtube but it still took me while to get through the third phase of the boss fight because the video i watched focused on dodging/parrying which i suck at. but i found a different approach that worked. it all clicked once i realized that he doesn't switch to a shock weapon until the third phase so i could save my one non-electricity-conducting shield for that part.

na (NA), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

this was my approach to thunderblight for the sake of future generations:
make sure you have at least one shield that doesn't conduct electricity, and a few decent one-handed weapons (i just used lizal boomerangs the whole time, so they don't have to be amazing)
phase I: when he's up in the air, back up far enough that you can avoid his electricity balls. when he's about to come down, lock on to him, wait until he hits your shield, then hit him a bunch of times until his shield shatters, then hit him a bunch more times. repeat until he flies way up, which is time for:
phase II: when the metal pillars come down, move to the outside of the batch of pillars (so you don't get zapped), then use magnet power to pick one up and lift it up as close as you can to him. he'll zap it and knock himself back down. sometimes this takes a couple of tries but as long as you don't get caught inside the group of pillars you won't get hurt.
phase III: same as phase I but make sure you're using your non-electricity-conducting shield or you'll get zapped when he hits you. only other variation is the one attack where he locks on to you; if you're standing near the door to go outside you can duck out and use the wall to block the attack

na (NA), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

then use magnet power to pick one up and lift it up as close as you can to him. he'll zap it and knock himself back down

Yeah that was one that completely stumped me. I was getting blasted repeatedly and would never have thought to try that myself.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:31 (five years ago) link

"エポナと旅するブレスオブザワイルド"は中止になりました#ゼルダの伝説 #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/Rs6ayfuWJa

— Jun.haz (@Juntendo_Sw) November 20, 2018

ciderpress, Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:25 (five years ago) link

i wish that happened for everyone who plays BotW

it's right up there with ned stark's demise

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

I laughed at that. Why did I laugh at that!?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 7 December 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://kotaku.com/the-worst-mission-in-the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-1793526430

maybe not the worst mission but possibly the most annoying

na (NA), Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

I didn’t mind it? It felt like a “have patience” moment in a twitchy game, but it only took me a couple tries iirc

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

it only took me a couple of tries too, but there were enough frustrating/boring moments in this game that i will most likely never play through it again (e.g. having to shoot a giant robot camel (?) while riding a sand seal was horribly horribly done, i only got through it by luck and not skill)

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 December 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

Yeah that one wasnt a bother for me once I realised theres a bit where he stops and comes back so you need to hide.

The one-heart spikes everywhere dungeon on the other hand.... grrr.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 05:56 (five years ago) link

Yeah that one wasnt a bother for me once I realised theres a bit where he stops and comes back so you need to hide.

that wasn’t even the bother for me, it was the stupid sand seal lurching of its own accord out of the tiny tiny circle in less than a second, again and again and again. it clearly wasn’t tested properly because it’s a mess.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

O sorry no i was talking about the mist forest trial haha. I did have a bit of a time doing the sandseal race. I'm terrible with slaloms.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

haha sorry

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 27 December 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

...slalom looks like a really fucked up word. Is that right?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 December 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link

slalom aleichem 🙏

((O))_____((O)) (esby), Thursday, 27 December 2018 05:42 (five years ago) link

I'm still stuck on the f'ing spikes level damnit. That and the first Hornet in Hollow knight have been my kryptonitw this year

I remember cursing the ghost-following level but it's quite fun by comparison IMO

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 December 2018 06:02 (five years ago) link

If I had to offer one piece of advice to people playing this for the first time it would be 'buy the fucking house'. I very nearly didn't bother but the whole segment of the game that opens up after that is just a continuous run of joy.

Matt DC, Thursday, 27 December 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

for me the worst mission was getting the stupid bottle down the river. not generally a big fan of escort missions, though the goron escort mission wasn't as bad as i feared.

i didn't even try the sand seal racing.

errang (rushomancy), Thursday, 27 December 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link

i bought the house but not much has come from it yet. does the good stuff come from helping build the new town?

na (NA), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

the new town gives some good stores

plus it's in a particularly beautiful part of the world

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link

plus it gives you one of the best vendors, when you've completed the whole quest

there are no good podcasts (||||||||), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

oh ok I started that process but haven't gotten far into it at all. I needed to find a goron whose name ends in son.

na (NA), Thursday, 27 December 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

felt really weird when I discovered both the town and the house something like 60 hours into my playthrough. a really nice surprise though!

Nhex, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

Unrelated: I goddamn love the three-note melody that plays when you open a save game from the start screen. It does such a wonderful job of "You About To Begin An Epic Quest!" in 0.5 seconds.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 27 December 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

Yeah Tarry Town means you get a vendor who sells loads of good ammo, and the guy sitting up on a balcony who you can buy lost rare things off of (for a steep price). And the wedding ceremony!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 27 December 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

got to calamity ganon and took my first shot at beating it last night. i died but it doesn't seem that hard. but I'm still deciding if I want to keep attempting to beat it or just never finish it. I really don't enjoy boss fights (in any game, not just this one)

na (NA), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

If you’ve beaten all four beasts Calamity Gabon is not that hard a fight—easier than thunderblight. Won’t take you too many tries. There’s a couple tough attack patterns. The final cutscene (maybe you only get it if you have found all 12 main-game memories?) is fairly moving and worth seeing in context.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

god dammit, your typo now has me listening to pierre akendengue. he's really good.

errang (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

i agree, calamity ganon is a doddle compared to thunderblight or even some of the incidental missions. the trick is to get as many hearts as you can (i.e. do shrines), and stock up on like 40 high-potency meals.

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 January 2019 21:11 (five years ago) link

yeah i kind of ended up there spontaneously and didn't really have enough meals to get me through it. i'm going to leave and come back to it later when i'm more prepared.

na (NA), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Awww

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 04:06 (five years ago) link

petition so that josh is not allowed to play any other game or post in any other threads until he complete botw

can some pls second this motion

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link

someone*

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link

i second that, and i'll add that he should be straight up banned from ILX until he takes down at least one divine beast

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

I’m on board

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

Today, he weighed a cauliflower instead of playing BotW. and it is fucking bullshit.

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:40 (five years ago) link

ffs josh how are you out there on other threads weighing cauliflowers and not playing botw

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

Maybe because I'm living the Breath of the Wild.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

remember to tare your cauliflower scale, josh. oh, and also remember to fucking play botw goddamnit, josh!

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

are you busting out a paraglider to travel long distances? are you engaging in slow motion archery while floating in the air? then no you are NOT living Breath of the Wild!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

this is fucking ridiculous

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

mostly I'm just sad for josh

he's getting up these days and thinking 'I'll weigh a cauliflower today' and not 'I'm going to shoot ancient arrows into the eye of a guardian from the back of my big white horse today'

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

very excited for josh to finally play botw and post his opinion "it's ok i guess? i don't know why you guys made such a big deal about it ... it's fine"

na (NA), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

hahaha, yeah, that's probably likely. tbh i kind of had that feeling for the first 3-4 hours, but then when things opened up and the full glory of the game was accessible i got very deeply hooked

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

I will flag that post

||||||||, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

are your shallots in spec? are your early girls slipping? are you holding a melon against a wall in your foyer, marking the current height of that melon on the wall with a pencil? PLAY THE GAME, Josh!

why date Ryan Adams in the first place? (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rrgJXfLns

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

Hey, guess what? I played Breath of the Wild. It was cool, would play again. You happy?

But seriously, yeah, neat game, a much more chill vibe than Dark Souls. I just spent some time exploring and played until the first time some creature killed me, because all I had was a janky axe that broke. I assume as the game progresses my capacity to accumulate stuff expands, along with my health and stamina, like lots of these games. It was very satisfying to avoid combat by simply rolling boulders down and crushing things, though, but I'm not sure how practical that is.

It's nice that this is on the Switch, so I can play Spider-man or whatever on the TV/PS4 and just dip in and out of this elsewhere as desired.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

re: the rolling boulders thing, a surprisingly high percentage of the enemy encounters in the game have nearby environmental solutions like that rather than directly fighting

ciderpress, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FRpN8eP.jpg

||||||||, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

I might pick it up again now actually - I'm not sure what to do in the post-game though.............. maybe aim for a full set of ancient armour

things I still need to do:
- eventide
- find all shrines
- memories
- ... ?

||||||||, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

DLC? i'm planning to go back in for post-game stuff if/when new DLC comes out. i didn't play the first set of DLC either, so i'm just kind of saving it all up so i can have another epic zelda sesh for a week or two

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

I'm hoping they've moved onto breath of majora now instead of working on further DLC

||||||||, Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

Yeah Breath of the Wild is all done. The gaming forum leak squad has ppl chattering about a sequel in 2020.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link

I finished this yesterday and feel a little bereft

I did Eventide really late in the game, which made it super fun, like the game gave me a little nostalgia trip right when I was getting ready to finish it up.

I definitely wouldn't pick this back up just to find the memories.

I'm a little bummed that I found 117 shrines and the only one of the remaining three I have a clue about is that ball in Impa's house (which I looked up after beating Ganon and the solution is positively byzantine)

rob, Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link

I would personally recommend breaking out the FAQ and getting the memories
Also, seriously? the Master Sword DLC quest thing is really difficult and very rewarding when you manage to win it

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

I couldn't finish eventide! Try again tho

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 27 January 2019 23:17 (five years ago) link

Will my weapons keep breaking in this? Is that a thing? That's kind of annoying. But it is fun to just kind of elf grunt around and find stuff to fight or pick or kill or run away from. I faced what may be my first boss, or mini-boss, that rock that throws rocks, and I think I know how to take it down, but the game seems to be hinting I should wait until I have more than, like, second hand sticks as weapons. Anyway, I cooked a spicy fish meat dish and got a winter coat, so maybe there will be something cool for me to fight with in the next temple up in Chillyville.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link

it is a thing for sure, though it gets less annoying as time goes on imo

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

yep - the weapons breaking thing is annoying at first but becomes less of a big deal as you progress. and also there are some positive gameplay things that come out of it - you're forced to try out lots of different kinds of weapons rather than just relying on your go-to favorite weapon for dozens of hours. also you'll sometimes find yourself attacking enemies with weaker weapons (or, even better, using environmental objects in a creative way) just to "save" your better weapons for more difficult weapons, which sometimes makes typical encounters with low-level enemies more interesting and complicated.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

xp
With the advantage of hindsight, I think the idea behind weapon fragility is it's the game's way of nudging you to use your rune powers in combat. For me that meant a lot of sneaking around and bombing enemies from above in the earlier hours of the game, but I've seen more dexterous players use some of the other powers in really creative ways.

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

yeah, watching youtubes of people who rely on the skills and environmental effects is really eye-opening. there really is an entirely different way of playing the game that looks like so much fun. i relied mainly on weapons, but if i ever do another runthrough i'm going to try to be as creative as i can with the other options.

Karl Malone, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link

Once you get out of the plateau there’s tons of weapons everywhere

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

xp to KM
ha yeah you posted a tweet upthread (where Link pushes a horse off a cliff 1 min. in) and that dude's account was filled with genuinely hilarious and elaborate Buster Keaton-style set-ups that made me realize how much more exploitable the physics engine was than I'd ever imagined. He was hacking the game really, but even just like using stasis on charging lynels didn't occur to me in my usually slightly panicked encounters with them. I didn't successfully kill a low-level monster with magnesis until hyrule castle ffs. Another thing I wondered about later in the game was how on the plateau you have to cut down a tree to cross a chasm, and I literally never ran into a second situation where that seemed necessary

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

I think it just wants you to be aware that you can cut down trees

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 28 January 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

lol that does make sense

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

Ooh I don’t think I ever killed something with magnesis

I did freeze the goblins on horses though

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

Squashing a lizalfo with a metal shelf was sooo satisfying, I wish I'd put in the effort to master it earlier. I think constantly shattering weapons when using stasis to shift those big black slabs made me kind of hate that ability, and I stupidly never used it in combat.

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

I looooove bombing stuff. I threw a bomb in a lake and a whole bunch of dead fish floated up, which made it easy to catch them.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link

oh it was actually ciderpress who posted the tweet I mentioned. Here's the account: https://twitter.com/Juntendo_Sw.

(JF, don't look at that though)

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

I love bombing things so much that I've blown myself up several times already. my fav move is to put down a bomb, taunt the dummies, then try to run away fast enough to blow them up when they reach the bomb. it's worth it!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

bombs are great. I definitely felt like I'd learned the game when I could throw bombs at things nearby but still the right distance to not blow myself up

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

So I've encountered two of these rock monsters so far. Are they even worth fighting? They seem like a pain in the ass.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link

not really unless you want to

the game's open ended for a reason, do the things you enjoy and ignore the pains in the asses

ciderpress, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link

they're eventually quite fun to fight (except the icy versions)

||||||||, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

early on they're probably not worth it for weapon breaking reasons alone

rob, Monday, 28 January 2019 23:37 (five years ago) link

awww, i think rock monsters are fun, just equip a hammer-type weapon and hold down the button while pounding on them

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

i also love picking up the little rock monsters and throwing them

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

Theres been a hilarious running meme on reddit where people are taking one of those metal moveable bookcases from Hyrule castle and putting them in all kinds of ridiculous places.

And a guy doing the whole game *without using the paraglider* which is fucking insane.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link

that is insane!

i wonder how possible it is to play without using melee or range weapons, using only the abilities?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link

how do you get off the plateau without taking fall damage? that seems like the only place where you Need the glider

ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

I guess you could climb down if you had enough stamina boosters?

rob, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

why would you want to? it's like the guy who does YouTube videos of how long it takes to walk or sail over vast video game environments. takes hours and hours and hours.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link

finally DL'd this after replacing my switch. i don't think i was THAT far into it before, having only taking down one of the...big things? slightly annoyed to be starting from scratch, but also it's nice to feel like i know what i'm doing and can move a lot more quickly. like, i think i spent a LOT of time on the plateau the first time around and this time i was outta there asap

gbx, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

OK, got myself a horse, got myself some inventory expansion, been fighting and/or avoiding some stuff, been doing some shrines. My takeaway so far is ... it's kind of boring, but not necessarily in a bad way.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link

Which is to say, it seems impeccably designed to be exactly as boring as it is. It's a very specific kind of boring that, I should stress, I am enjoying. But it's like a kid version of Dark Souls, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link

It’s the right level of boring for me, i.e. it’s challenging but doesn’t make me feel twitchy and exhausted.

It’s such a beautiful world, just exploring it for the first time, or finding new corners when you think you’ve seen everything - that’s the opposite of boring for me. It can be peaceful, but I’ve never found it dull. It really hits a sweet spot in “doing what I like about games and not doing what I don’t like” in a way no other game has (or will, probably).

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 12:31 (five years ago) link

I did get a bit bored after completing 100+ shrines and all the beasts, just farting around till I saw Ganon. But I think that boredom was more like anxiety and melancholy that I’d seen more of the game than it had left to show me.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link

yeah the world is like a warm bath for me

at first I thought it was too empty but the expanses really underscore the majesty of the various towns, encounters and set pieces dotted round the world

||||||||, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link

Oh, there's tons of stuff to see and do. But I'm kind of bored at the way you have to do it. Climbing, walking, jogging for like 3 seconds at a time, even gliding and horse riding. I know I'll build up my stamina and inventory and whatnot, but right now it all takes forever. And then talking with everyone and interacting with everything, that's kind of exhausting as well, since I don't want to miss something or someone important. OK, need to talk to this guy! Oh, he's just selling meat. Alright, gonna talk to this person! Oh, just complaining about the weather. Etc. Again, perfectly designed world, but a bit of cognitive dissonance balancing the broader apocalyptic OMG you have to save me quest and everyone and everything just chilling. I kind of wish there was a bit more pressure to hurry up! Even the monsters are often singing and dancing or sleeping. Their AI is pretty generous with letting you get away, too. I suppose this makes it fun to play in short bursts, but at that rate it would take months to finish.

So is the Witcher 3 kind of like this?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link

I was a bit slow to realise you could make your own fires to sleep through the night, and didn't have to find a pre-existing fireplace. If you're not doing that, it might help?

I also, er, didn't realise for ages that climbing up the towers unlocked the map. So I found my way to the Rito divine beast just by winging it, and the journey felt really epic.

But there's a midpoint (somewhere between the first and third shrines) when you still die a lot but you don't feel overpowered. After my 4th beast I was basically invincible.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 15:18 (five years ago) link

xp Witcher 3 is a completely different type of game, it's no more similar to this game than spider-man is

ciderpress, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

Oh, I thought it was another open world wander/ride around on a big quest while mixing potions and helping people on side quests sort of thing. Maybe that's all games of this ilk.

I think I knew you could make your own fire in Breath, but I think I only have one flint, and so far it hasn't been hard to find fires (or survive the night), and besides, everything fucking breaks after three uses! Like, I got a sledgehammer so thought, cool, I can use it to smash clearly meant to be smashed rocks, and yeah, there was a gem or something inside, but then my hammer broke and now I don't have a hammer.

What do you mean, climbing the towers unlocks the map? You mean if you spy something from a high vantage it automatically gets added to the map? I haven't gotten to a beast yet because I think I've still been goofing around with the basics. I just got to that first village.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

you can bomb those rocks, btw

when you climb a tower and put your slate on the dais thing, it fills in that area of the map for you all at once (there is no other way to open the map)

rob, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link

oh, I am thinking of different towers, just the ones with a treasure chest on top.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

have been reading this thread, nodding my head excitedly, saying "HE'S DOING IT. HE's ACTUALLY DOING IT." like Joe Lo Truglio in Wet Hot American Summer

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:41 (five years ago) link

Map towers = sheikah towers ie:
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/thumb/2/27/BotW_Great_Plateau_Tower.png/1200px-BotW_Great_Plateau_Tower.png

There are dozens of them and some are quite hard to get up! And if you think the games a bit dull/easy I'm thinking you havent yet encountered any Guardians or Lynels, heh you're in for a treat there.

It’s the right level of boring for me, i.e. it’s challenging but doesn’t make me feel twitchy and exhausted.

I realised the same when I went back and got a long way into WW the last few weeks. It was making me really stressed out!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 21:24 (five years ago) link

yeah - lynels are genuinely tough, even into the late game due to the scaling of the various different lynel types (red/ blue/ white/ silver)

still can't reliably beat them

guardians are a nice fair challenge. so satisfying parrying their eye beam back at them

||||||||, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link

I wouldn't lose to lynels if I ate some 3x defense food, but boy would those fights be sloppy. If I ever play this again I plan to master using stasis on those assholes

rob, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

I agree w arlo (!) re weapon durability
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMDG51cf5w

||||||||, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link

I never said it was too easy, just a bit dull how much time is spent traveling and climbing and doing mundane stuff, like cooking and foraging. Because the handful of bigger enemies I've encountered early on have already been a massive pain in the ass. Rock monster: had to run away after doing minimal damage that destroyed all my weapons. Training robot spider in the shrine near the first town: destroyed all my weapons after doing minimum damage. Bigger monsters, the first biped foes I've encountered after the Bogpins or whatever: super fast and take a lot of damage. And Now I have little but a bunch of clubs and rakes and shit to fight with (plus bombs and bows) so just have to avoid everything. I hope coming across weapons starts becoming more common, because so far they are few and far between, and nothing has been tough enough to survive more than a couple of modest fights. I figure eventually the battle system will become second nature, but I'm hoping that comes sooner rather than later. I also hope I stop encountering people who trigger epic monologues about who I am and where I cam from and what I'm supposed to be doing. I get it, dude. I'm here to rescue the princess and save the kingdom.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

the monologues with their voice acting are the worst part of the game. you are actually there to wander around before dying in new, embarrassing ways.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

Josh in Faron Tower will be a fun post

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

All the frustrations Josh describes are things I found super fun.

My favourite (sort of) humiliating death was at the hands of angry lady with the garden maze

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2019 00:48 (five years ago) link

I am super early in the game, but unlike Dark Souls I do not really feel like I am making *progress.* But I'll stick with it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link

most of the 'progress' is exploring all of the map and completing shrines

ciderpress, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:17 (five years ago) link

how do you get off the plateau without taking fall damage? that seems like the only place where you Need the glider

― ciderpress, Tuesday, January 29, 2019 10:30 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's a #swag move that looks like this you can do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=QQbKpdOGWQk

Evan, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:20 (five years ago) link

zelda is a vision of a world beyond progress. it is a story of how one athletic boy's search for his missing shirt quickly led to a revelation of secret universal cycles of love and evil he never could have conceived.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link

I think i saw a pornhub video with that same description

Evan, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link

It is about harvesting and eating premium cuts of meat while you cut back irl.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:46 (five years ago) link

It’s about wandering through green alpine fields while it’s -1000° outside

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:48 (five years ago) link

It’s a game about climbing

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

the same tree, over and over again

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 03:08 (five years ago) link

It's about finding the perfect outfit

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link

now that I am finally playing the game y'all are making me want to play it less.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 04:00 (five years ago) link

Seems inevitable really

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 04:17 (five years ago) link

yes, play less. but then also more by doing so. zelda is like jazz.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 04:46 (five years ago) link

Zelda is about snapping your fingers and drinking cocktails

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 05:13 (five years ago) link

It’s about wandering through green alpine fields while it’s -1000° outside

Ha yes, or trudging across a snowblind field when its 120 out (was doing this the other day)

My favourite (sort of) humiliating death was at the hands of angry lady with the garden maze

The 10 year old loves this bit - when she shudders, turns to the camera and just BARGES at you in fury. He dies laughing and makes me taunt her again!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 31 January 2019 06:36 (five years ago) link

josh do not make me add you to badILXusers dot xls alongside treeship and turrican

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 08:07 (five years ago) link

mods killfile josh

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 08:08 (five years ago) link

Are real weapons seriously rare or something? I find one sword for every 25 or so club or rusty rake or whatever. It's almost perverse. I enter that one shrine near the first town, the first thing you get is a fancy sword in a chest, then you face a training robot, equip the sword, and ... it breaks.

Anyway, I know it's open world, I just want a little more sense of purpose than wandering the earth on far-flung side quests. Or at least some clarity on how worthwhile these quests are. Does this game count as a "walking simulator?"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link

Like - since you folks get super defensive about this game - it's all really well designed and I see why the gameplay is what it is and it's this big zen adventure. But from a practical position it's just kind of slow, and I'm worried I won't have the time needed to make a dent in it. I guess I could always dip in and out of it, but then I'm worried I won't gather any momentum. For point of comparison, I really liked Dark Souls, but I really didn't like the five minutes I spent on, say, Stardew Valley. I'm probably just too impatient, and/or the rewards did not seem incentive enough for what was being asked of me.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:17 (five years ago) link

I think it's fair to say that it is kind of slow, or relaxed/relaxing imo, and, yes, it could take up a fair amount of time. If you're not into it at this point, maybe just give up? I thought it was totally absorbing from very early on, but if you're playing out of cultural obligation, that seems unfun

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link

Well, tbh, the world is cool and absorbing, but the story isn't terribly compelling to me, because it is boilerplate (which is not necessarily a bad thing, just video game par for the course) and everything is just so chill and weirdly jovial. The bigger issue I have (which is probably surmountable) is that the quests I keep going on take 10 times as long to get to as they do to complete, which is kind of a drag. Even with the glider or a horse, it's just slow going. It makes me think I must be doing something wrong.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

(Though I appreciate a response that is more than just "ban him for being bored!" It's a well made game and I want to get the most out of it! But it's also the first Zelda I've played since the first one 30 some years ago and also the first open world game I've played, so maybe I'm not automatically invested in the mythology and concept?)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link

I found the story so compelling in the way it was told with the world-build itself. I got emotional arriving at Akkala and seeing the remnants of a terrible battle, etc.

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:48 (five years ago) link

While for me the narrative was kind of a background hum most of the time--one that I enjoyed engaging with periodically when I'd want to do something more dramatic. The best thing about this game from a retrospective/bird's-eye view is how many different ways there are to play it. I'm not sure what to suggest you do differently Josh, but maybe try to consciously alter your approach? Ignore all the side & shrine quests maybe? Try to open the whole map by finding all the sheikah towers first? Do you like doing the shrine puzzles once you find one?

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

Josh - you know you can warp to any shrine or tower you've visited, right? That will (of course) take away some of the walking/riding tedium.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

Oh, shit, that's right! That'll help.

Moving on:

Can I ignore the side quests? Or will they earn me important/powerful things that will improve the gameplay?

Can I really ignore the shrines? They get me the power balls, and those seem essential to getting more hearts and stamina, which would definitely improve the gameplay. I don't know if they're fun, per se, more like little in-game puzzles, but at least the rewards seem worth the time.

Opening the map sounds like it could be a productive endeavor; I've only activated two of the towers so far. Is there a secret to finding weapons that I'm missing?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

Oh, and the horse: Is my horse my horse, or will any horse do? I keep losing the horse when I glide off, do I have to find my way back to that horse or can I just jump on a different one?

Blowing up rocks for amber and stuff: useful endeavor or boondoggle? I don't know what the minerals and whatnot are good for just yet.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:23 (five years ago) link

If you take your horse to a stable you can leave it there and then any stable you visit will have the horse for you.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link

Collecting gems pays off to some extent later, and they are also worth more if you sell them in the villages.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

I mean worth money.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

The shrines were pretty important in my enjoyment of the game.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

And the shrines are where you find the fancier weapons.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

Is my horse my horse

of course!

Evan, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

there was nothing more inevitable than josh not loving this game

na (NA), Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

xposts
Using the warp points is fundamental to the game, so that will change your life.

The majority of the side quests result in rupees, iirc, though there are some much more rewarding ones and no way to tell which is which. But if you're not into running errands for people, you could def ignore them for now and do them later when/if you get more into the game or you stumble into the solution while doing other stuff.

I wouldn't ignore shrines *across the board*, but if the shrine *quests* (your adventure log has main quests, shrine quests, and side quests listed) are annoying you, you should just run into shrines or see them with your, uh, telescope thing as you explore and your shrine detector starts pinging (which you might not have yet?). I might also say just peace out of any of the combat trial shrines if they're draining your inventory (you can warp directly back to them later). They come in Mild, Moderate, and Major strengths, and even Mild is pretty hard for a while.

Sell amber for rupees. The more valuable rocks will be useful for other things, though if you really need armor or something else expensive just sell them, you can always get more later. Indeed, I wouldn't bother blowing up every rock you see, they're everywhere. In general, there's little need to be comprehensive; the blood moon dynamic also means you don't need to clear areas of monsters.

I did very little horse stuff, but I liked painstakingly exploring areas on foot. Yes you can ride any horse you see (also deer and bears and other creatures!), it only becomes "your" horse if you board it at a stable, which you do not have to do. You can have, iirc, five total boarded horses, but you can switch them out if you find better ones.

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

I was trying to post a big long thing about how I also neglected horses the entire game and now feel weirdly sad about it. Didn't tame one or anything. But ilx died and I lost the post.

Evan, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

i mean if the story's boring and you don't want to do the side quests or the shrines, that's pretty much the whole game?

na (NA), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

i never really understood boarding horses. your horse is kept at the stable for you, but then if you're out riding around having an adventure and you need to get off your horse to explore some area, that horse is lost unless you come back for it within a certain amount of time? or do they go back to the stable? it always felt like more trouble than it was worth

na (NA), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

i liked in witcher how you could just whistle for your horse anywhere and it would magically appear, even if you had abandoned it on the other side of the map

na (NA), Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

If you feed your horse three or four apples, it gets more obedient and easier to steer.

NB - you don't have to complete a shrine to be able to warp to it. You just have to activate it at the entrance.

Once you have enough stamina (from completing shrines) it gets a lot easier to tame horses, as it takes longer for the horse to throw you off.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

do they go back to the stable?

There's a shrine next to every stable, so theoretically if you lose your horse you can just warp back to the stable and pick it up.

Or, er, go to the horse god to resurrect dead horses.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

I turned off the shrine ping because it got pretty annoying, but I should probably turn it back on again.

The flashing dot on my map, is that my next major quest goal, or only the most recent/top of the queue? Every place I go I seem to encounter people telling me to go somewhere else, but I'm not sure what to prioritize. I'm also having trouble with scale. Dots that seem close by take forever to get to, and sometimes I get to where the flashing dot is but somehow fail to satisfy whatever completion criteria I'm meant to satisfy.

Re: the horse, I meant is it better to have one dedicated horse, or do all horses fundamentally serve the same purpose? For example, I misplaced the horse I had been using so later hopped on a different horse, and it seemed pretty much the same to me. Can I train it to do different stuff? Like, I dunno, fly? Fight battles for me?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

う...うまー!

...!?

う..うまー!

#ゼルダの伝説 #ブレスオブザワイルド #任天堂 pic.twitter.com/X2ELHrI6Ka

— ゴリライブ(イカ絵RTマン 及び クソリプマン) (@untiiiiiikong) March 4, 2017

Evan, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/pK74g.gif

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link

I turned off the shrine ping because it got pretty annoying, but I should probably turn it back on again.

yeah you should turn it back on

the best way to play this game is to just noodle around in pursuit of some proximal goal and not worry about if you get distracted and wind up somewhere else. Just live in the game, man.

The yellow dot on the map is an indicator for your current activated quest; you can make a different quest active in your quest log in the + menu.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

But it doesn't matter which quest is foremost?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

Matter in what sense? There is no ulterior reason to prioritize anything over anything else.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

Because if you don't do quest X you can't get reward Y and you need reward Y to complete quest Z?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

You cannot move on to Y until you do X?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

i turned off shrine ping until i had traversed the entire map on roads and hit up all the obvious ones like the ones in towns and next to stables, then turned it back on to find the out of the way ones

ciderpress, Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

Because if you don't do quest X you can't get reward Y and you need reward Y to complete quest Z?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 31, 2019 9:36 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's vanishingly little of this other than in the sequence of events leading you into each divine beast, and that's pretty linear and easier to keep track of.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

You cannot move on to Y until you do X?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 31, 2019 9:37 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Y = enjoying the game
X = stop worrying about playing it "correctly"

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah, it's easier to just fart around and do whatever makes you happy. The quest log keeps track of things pretty reliably.

There are three types of quest:

Side quest: Like, "fetch me the ingredients for a delicious devil stew from the castle and i will give you a disappointing 20 rupees" or "guide this message in a bottle down the river for a disappointing selection of rubies." These quests are all totally optional. Some are really fun, it's not just fetch quests.

Shrine quest: These are totally optional too. They're like side quests, but if you beat it, you'll uncover a new shrine.

Main quest: If you just want to complete the plot and finish the game as quickly as possible, you have to do (most of) these.

Then there's completing the shrines (these are optional but build up your health and stamina for battles) and finding your lost memories (which are totally optional, but if you get them all, you get a slightly better ending and a bunch of fun cut scenes during the game)

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link

And theoretically you don't even have to get the divine beasts, but three of them are awesome fun dungeons, and the camel is a fucking wanker.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

the divine beasts should not have been so dungeon-like. the shrines are better, optional dungeon puzzles. the initial catching/taming part was a good idea, but you should just fight the boss when you get inside.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

josh I was only joking about having you banned

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

and every boss fight should have involved controlling the divine beast in order to deliver a final death blow

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

you should maybe prioritise the main quest and you’ll find yourself ambling into side quests along the way

I suggest you start by locating kakariko village (is that what it’s called? the first main village) and going from there

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I've been there, then to the annoying j-pop scientist, then ... back?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link

go to Zora Domain imo

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

And theoretically you don't even have to get the divine beasts, but three of them are awesome fun dungeons, and the camel is a fucking wanker.

― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, January 31, 2019 11:30 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had no idea if there was a particular order to them when I first played (before losing the first switch), and this was the only one i made it to/beat. definitely looked up tips on how to beat it tho

gbx, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

Josh, generally, when I played the game, I did the following:

1. Did not cook at all, but explored every realm and used shrine-completion as an opportunity to heal.
2. Stuck to the main quest religiously until Zora's Realm was completed, as the ability you get from defeating the Divine Beast there is extremely useful.
3. Prioritized exploring the map, activating the towers.
4. Prioritized finding all four fairy fountains and upgrading my armour-- not cooking meant that I had naturally acquired most of the required ingredients to do so.

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Because if you don't do quest X you can't get reward Y and you need reward Y to complete quest Z?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 31, 2019 5:36 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is very little of this in the game (if any?) which is very unusual for a zelda game (a franchise which is big on this type of gating). if you’re skilled enough, you can walk off the plateau and straight to the final boss

I remember the early game being very difficult - requiring careful management of weapons, use of situational advantages in combat (bombs, barrels, stealth etc). there comes a point where you stop picking up clubs and sticks and start collecting swords and spears etc

this is a little way into the game and is the fun of progressing

for travel you can fast travel - a lot of the wonder comes from just traversing the world on foot and coming over small settlements, set pieces, large towns, merchants etc

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link

fgti’s scheme is good

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link

we are here for you josh. this is a safe space. I will not call for your removal from the board and have removed you from my badposters.xls

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

Cool. Coming from Dark Souls, there is no "right" way there, but there are wrong, practically irreversible things you can do, and big mistakes to make, that can seriously impair enjoyment.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

I think dark souls was a really weird entry point for you. DS is awesome and there’s a reason there’s an entire genre called “soulslike” games. But it’s no sort of measuring stick other games. In general, although it sometimes makes sense to compare one game to another, especially games in the same series, I try to approach each game on its own terms.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

the best way to play this game is to just noodle around in pursuit of some proximal goal and not worry about if you get distracted and wind up somewhere else. Just live in the game, man.


Otm

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

^yes so many play sessions were like shaggy dog stories

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

I like FGTI's approach, but I did a variation - lots of cooking and not a lot of fairy fountain stuff. The fairies start asking for a LOT of stuff in exchange for the later upgrades, and they aren't that necessary if you have some of the better dishes in your inventory.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

I also managed to get through the game without almost any horse combat. I think there was some kind of horse combat training game upon which I never stumbled.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

Long story short, I mostly wanted to make sure there wasn't something that if I missed or forgot to do early on I would seriously regret. Like, "oh shit, I should have told that dude in that field 'yes!'"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that the only thing you ever lose access to, in the whole game, is the interior of the divine beasts, after beating bosses. You need not regret anything.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

so basically play it as just a bunch of adventures and puzzles and challenges, or, if I want, story mode.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

play it however it makes sense to you! if you're craving a challenge, head straight for the castle in the middle. you'll probably get your ass kicked and realize you need better equipment. the way to get better equipment and weapons is just to explore and do quests. there's no correct or incorrect order to do the quests, you just kind of figure it out.

personally the way i played it was something like

*takes out binoculars*
whoa, there's a shrine way up there on that mountain, i'm gonna try to get to it
*many adventures take place on the way to the mountain*
fuck, wait, it's cold on the mountain. i need some sort of cold-repelling food before i try it again.
*adventures take place. the sun goes up and down several times. i totally forget what i was doing, while also completing 17 other shrines and finding a fairy who wants to have sex with me in the woods*
oh yeah, i was going to try to find that shrine on the mountain!
*many adventures take place on the way to the mountain*
etc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link

if you want structure or to be told how to play the game, here's a way:

defeat the four divine beasts, then go to hyrule castle in the middle

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

otm

those fairies are extremely horny

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

but just keep in mind that another way to play is try to find a tree at the top of a large slope and then blow it to pieces and have fun pushing the logs down the hill

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

do we think you might not fully appreciate how novel and brilliant botw is with all its freedom and fluidity - if you're not invested in the zelda franchise having never played all the key mainline games ?

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

lol for some reason 90% of the times my partner would sit down to watch me play for a bit, I'd be at the fairy getting ready to upgrade like 7 items. "uh no it's not allllways like this I swear"
leisure suit link

rob, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

love those fairies

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

xp that was my experience as well!

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:36 (five years ago) link

every time i visit the fairies i think about george constanza's desire to date an extremely tall woman

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:36 (five years ago) link

I wonder if BOTW being someone’s first open world game dulls its impact a little. I feel like if you haven’t slogged through dozens of similar but terrible games over the years you might not see it as particularly mind blowing. But stuff like how you never need to do X in order to do Y, you get every ability from the outset, you can go literally anywhere as soon as you leave the plateau, the geography being meticulously designed to constantly reward you for exploration but doesn’t FEEL meticulously designed, you can experiment without breaking the game, fire and ice and magnetism and gravity and momentum all work as expected which encourages you to dick around with them, etc—it’s like aw yiss they finally got it all right.

orifex, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

otm - a lot of the systems are perfectly tuned and feel "right", which might not be so exciting unless you have experienced lots of other games where similar systems are a toil.

it's kind of like the jump in super mario bros 3, which is still one of the greatest jumps of all time. unless you have played a bunch of 2D platformers with subpar jumping mechanisms, you might not appreciate how perfect it feels in SMB3 and how hard that is to accomplish

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

for me, part of the wonder of BOTW was how pleasant the exploration and wandering was. in a lot of open world games, you can technically go anywhere from the beginning but for all practical purposes, there are gates set up where you need to approach things in a certain way, or spend some time leveling up before heading out toward the center. like in red dead redemption 2, i guess if you wanted you could take your horse and head to the edge of the map as soon as it starts (maybe not?), but other than small side quests, you won't find much to do there until you've progressed far enough to unlock the main story missions and some essential gear and abilities. there are elements of that in BOTW, but the sense of freedom is much more palpable.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

Yeah. People have speedrun the whole thing in a half hour at this point (though they used some glitches), and the game doesn't stop it.

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

I like the idea of it, but the weather and night and day dynamics can be a drag on just having fun exploring.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link

2. Stuck to the main quest religiously until Zora's Realm was completed, as the ability you get from defeating the Divine Beast there is extremely useful.

This is certainly something I recommend also. And when doing so, dont bother fighting the Lynel you'll see when you're told to go get electric arrows. Just get em and nope out of there then go buy some elsewhere instead. Lynels can wait, believe me.

(that said I wish I'd tried to defeat one sooner than I did, once I discovered they drop such powerful weapons)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link

xp slipping in the rain while climbing and tiresome skeleton enemies are two other middling bits of the game. it's still very good, though.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link

let's just wait till josh gets a metal sword and it rains

||||||||, Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link

This is certainly something I recommend also. And when doing so, dont bother fighting the Lynel you'll see when you're told to go get electric arrows. Just get em and nope out of there then go buy some elsewhere instead. Lynels can wait, believe me.

If you want a similarity to Dead Souls, there's nothing quite as satisfying as defeating your first Lynel after being remorselessly powdered by them for weeks

Some of my favourite things happen at night in the game - gilding over akkala in a thunderstorm, with the lightning revealing the field of dead guardians for brief seconds at a time, was major goosebumps

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 February 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

this is pertinent to my interests because i burnt out on this game on the way to the sora quest so maybe i should try again. it'd be my fourth time. i kinda hate both the boss battles and the fucking shrines.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 February 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link

My bf told me he beat that Lynel, and I spent hours desperately trying to accomplish what he had claimed to accomplish, beating a Lynel so early game

I failed and I am now convinced he was lying

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 1 February 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

If you can get the parry move down, you can beat them without getting too banged up, but that's not an easy move to pull off, over and over.

DJI, Friday, 1 February 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

fgti, I think your anti-cooking stance will need rethinking with that lynel

rob, Friday, 1 February 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link

tbh I just spam them with bomb arrows, I never got a real technique down. I cant trigger flurry rush for the life of me.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 1 February 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link

I'm not convinced you can parry those fuckers, and I fought a few in a row once in a misjudged quest for shields. I did once, purely by accident, glide up into the air on a fire draft and landed on his back, an amazingly badass move I could never reproduce

rob, Friday, 1 February 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

my recent thing with lynels has been grinding to get my ancient armor set upgraded, the bonus on that gives me an 80% damage boost with ancient weapons (which are ubiquitous at this point in the game) that STACKS with mighty food, it is very satisfying to just go in and pound on lynels that way

takes goddamn forever to get that armor and upgrade it though

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Friday, 1 February 2019 02:01 (five years ago) link

Huh, I didnt know that was what "ancient proficiency" was!

Apparently too - though I havent tried this - if you're on a lynel and whacking it around the head it doesnt do any weapon damage.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 1 February 2019 02:10 (five years ago) link

unlocking those map towers seem to be a good plan. had fun wondering around this morning, saw some cool stuff, like rogue robots and other creatures I never seen before. the oddest thing might have been some sort of cave or rock formation with several clumps of flowers in it. A flower reacted magically when I got near it, but I was unable to pick it or chop it down or anything.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

there is a little game you can play w those flowers!

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Friday, 1 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

zelda thread posts making me want to start a new file :o

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Friday, 1 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

^^

DJI, Friday, 1 February 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

Well, I have no idea what the little flower game is, so I left.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 February 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

Ancient Armour was my favourite tbh

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:44 (five years ago) link

Generally I liked wandering around like a ninja in the Sheikah armor. The Radiant Suit was fun and actually pretty useful when it was artificially dark. Right before going to the castle I expended a ton of hoarded items to get the Dark Armor, which was entirely pointless but cool looking I guess. I kind of wish I'd upgraded the barbarian one to the point of it being worth wearing, but that would have required becoming a lynel rancher

rob, Friday, 1 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

lol @ lynel rancher

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

the spooky merchant in this was so cool

||||||||, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

yeah I opened that up way too late in the game. some of the enemy masks looked fun to mess around with and evil horse gear was probably dope, but instead I cashed in tons of monster parts for the armor set...which looked sick but was pointlessly risky

rob, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

the stealth armor is my standard go-to armor, particularly since it gives a speed boost at night

i also use the climbing armor a lot when exploring

i'm super pissed that the harem girl armor is basically cosmetic-only and not upgradeable

(i know it's a pretty regressive and dangerous trope to even have in a game, but i feel like they did the trope about as well as they could have, and i quit ff vii in disgust when it got to the drag part)

also i wish there was another game with this same engine and another map to explore, i know nintendo is hell-bent on innovating whenever they're not making a mario game but i wish they would milk this game a little bit more

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

The Gerudo drag works imo because Link is an androgyne and he looks good in it

Norm’s Superego (silby), Saturday, 2 February 2019 01:08 (five years ago) link

The Gerudo drag works imo because Link is an androgyne and he looks good in it


feel like link's androgyny is pretty intentional? it's a plus

gbx, Saturday, 2 February 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link

Definitely.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Saturday, 2 February 2019 04:07 (five years ago) link

I was having some fun searching for towers, but that mostly means avoiding 95% of enemies, who are almost almost all too tough to fight. So I guess I should prioritize getting hearts and stamina and, it seems, arrows, which I keep running out of. I keep bumping into things that are insanely overpowered, like this dancing magician who lights me on fire, or, I assume, the giant green snake I saw flying through the night sky.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

Buy arrows any time you can

L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

yeah even late game I'll still always buy every arrow from each vendor I come across. those things weren't plentiful ime

I thought of something you should try not to do - probably not an issue this early on - but don't sell off any ancient machine parts. some of those are very rare drops and you need them to craft ancient weapons/upgrade armour later on

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

I must have missed the arrow store. I assume there's one in that first town, though I immediately got distracted and am now in the middle of nowhere, trying to scale a tower without robots shooting lasers at me.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link

in the first town, yes, and you'll also come across vendors/merchants as you wander

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:56 (five years ago) link

they do gate some areas in this game actually - via cold weather/lava. access to those areas requires certain armour

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link

The Gerudo drag works imo because Link is an androgyne and he looks good in it

― Norm’s Superego (silby)

yeah! the big problem i have with "comedy drag" is that usually they make the person in drag look ridiculous and treat them as a figure of fun. that doesn't happen at all in breath of the wild. link's manner of dress, in fact, isn't treated in a demeaning or humiliating fashion, even by people who know perfectly well what his biological sex is.

josh:

the dancing magician who lights you on fire isn't "insanely overpowered" once you have the right tool to deal with him, and the giant yellow snake isn't a boss for you to kill (you'll probably learn more about the snake later).

you can buy arrows, but if you want to save your money the path to zora's domain is a pretty reliable source for grinding arrows.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

Every stable you can buy arrows from beedle no?

L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

they do gate some areas in this game actually - via cold weather/lava. access to those areas requires certain armour

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not at all, you can use food as a time-limited substitute for having the necessary armor

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

that's true actually - I just forgot because I mostly ignored those meals

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

the only meal I reliably used was 5 bananas

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:06 (five years ago) link

after i beat the game i looked up an faq on how the cooking system works, if you use a mighty porgy you can use two mighty bananas to get to level 3 and use your other two cooking slots for duration-boosting

longest duration involves using a bladed rhino beetle, frankly i could never get enough beetles to use them for cooking though

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

lots of beetles in a forest filled with shooty underground guys in the north-east corner of the map.

if you wield a wooden shield, arrows that enemies shoot will stick into it. when you put the shield away, they'll automatically go into your inventory. Probably said upthread, but bears repeating. worth it in a pinch.

early game (first ~ 20 hours) is a lot of finding creative ways to kill bobolinks or w/e they're called w/o depleting your weapon stash. i don't recommend playing the game in any particular order, but I do think that doing the Sheikah Slate quest in the Hateno village is worth it to upgrade your sat-nav thing. and also to obtain bombs that hurt (weakly) bad guys

i've played the game twice through, from load screen. important learning on second play-through: use the map-markers liberally, and don't be shy about teleporting from area to area at will.

remy bean, Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link

75+ hours played. thought it would be more

any advance on that ?

||||||||, Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link

If I can't fight something without it killing me before I can even do any damage, then yeah, I consider that overpowered. Once I am able to defend myself against or destroy most enemies, then *I* will be overpowered. I'm sure eventually I'll get the thing that does the thing, but until then, I've got to avoid all but the most easy enemies. Though I have killed two or three people that turned into vengeful assholes, they weren't too bad.

Anyway. Just been exploring. Lots of climbing.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link

that was less of a "you n00b" thing and more "man it's really satisfying when you face off against enemies who kicked your butt early-game and kick their butts"

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 February 2019 00:54 (five years ago) link

josh do you know about evade and flurry rush ?

I’ve just started a new save - I forgot how unforgiving the early game can be with little stamina, everything breaking all the time and only three hearts. my 75 hours standing me in good stead though - already off the plateau, got a good mix of weapons in my inventory and only died once

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 01:07 (five years ago) link

it’s easy to miss a lot of basic stuff

Have you ever sunk 95+ hours into a game before coming back to the starting zone and accidentally stumbling into the tutorial?

lol yeah no me neither pic.twitter.com/TSFBNNYE1N

— negaoryx (@negaoryx) December 20, 2018

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 01:09 (five years ago) link

it’s easy to miss a lot of basic stuff

Have you ever sunk 95+ hours into a game before coming back to the starting zone and accidentally stumbling into the tutorial?

lol yeah no me neither pic.twitter.com/TSFBNNYE1N

— negaoryx (@negaoryx) December 20, 2018

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 01:09 (five years ago) link

if you wield a wooden shield, arrows that enemies shoot will stick into it. when you put the shield away, they'll automatically go into your inventory.

A similar trick is to find one of the bokoblin camps where they shoot at you with bomb arrows, but wait til its raining. The arrows rain down uselessly around you and you can collect em.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 February 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link

is evade and flurry rush when you dodge at the right time and are able to get several attacks in?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link

Dark Souls is super unforgiving early on, but at least your weapons don't break. and you can quickly build up your stats.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link

the stats in Breath of the Wild are inside you

Norm’s Superego (silby), Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link

man, josh thinking this shit too hard is the last thing I expected

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:48 (five years ago) link

also in awe of trayce. Thought this whole time was just bad at lynels. Turns out just bomb arrow expert.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

That woman's face
That is classic
YOU CAN BACKFLIP?
Doodle-doodle-doodle-doo-doop! *expression*

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 3 February 2019 05:20 (five years ago) link

Im baffled how she missed the tutorial. I'm a noob and I feel like it was right in my face, being directed to that shrine? It was so long ago tho, I cant remember.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 February 2019 07:58 (five years ago) link

i feel like this streamer's existence proves my claim about the poor design of this game

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 3 February 2019 09:54 (five years ago) link

josh what weapons are you using ?

once off the plateau - I’ve got a few travelers swords (which deal w red bokoblin), a few soldiers swords (which deal w blue bokoblin handily) and a couple of soldier’s bows. are you making sure to aim for headshots with your bow too? got min max those arrows

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:08 (five years ago) link

I've gotten a lot of weapons, a variety of swords (I had no idea any particular sword was better suited to any particular enemy; is that in their description?) but they've all broken quickly and I've found myself in a long stretch with no good enemies to raid for weapons. Well, I mean, there are enemies, but my bombs do virtually no damage and I've been out of arrows for a while. Until it breaks my primary is this big club thing I got from a tall one-eyed doofus I spent forever trying to kill. I did come across (in my journeys) a big camp of the blue/green monsters, the tougher version of the dumb easy guys (bokoblins?), and after taking them out I got a cache of claymores or broadswords or something bigger and stronger. Like, there were several sticking out of the ground. But of course my inventory capacity is tiny, so I only took one or two. Mostly I've been wandering around in search of towers, I can always teleport back to an easier area and raid for weapons. I should probably do that, anyway, to cook some of the food I've found. I don't even have any apples left!

fwiw I did manage to expand capacity once, with the whatever seeds, and since I've found more of those little green guys since then I should probably find a way to upgrade again. I do find the upgrade system (and the cooking system) a little annoying. It's just another step for the sake of another step. Like climbing. I get it, it's part of the game, but it takes foreeeeeever even though (so far) getting to the top of whatever is a foregone conclusion. I have a magic bandana that speeds me up, maybe there will be another thing like that.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 14:03 (five years ago) link

I skipped the little battles most of the time and just pulled weapons from whatever shrine or quest I was doing. I was never short of weapons past maybe the first few hours of the game. My approach was to do shrines full-time, periodically doing a divine beast to break up my shrining. That way you build up hearts pretty quickly.

L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 3 February 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

But you have to turn in the shrine baubles, right? At ... prayer statues?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link

the swords run:

traveler
soldier
knight
royal

the enemies run (in ascending order to HP):
red
blue
black
silver
golden

better swords do more damage. a soldier's sword can quite handily deal with blue enemies

remember you can also sell your jewels (amber, opal, ruby, diamond, etc) to any vendor. there are a few vendors who will give you more for these - but it's not substantially more so on the whole it's best to sell them fairly often in the early game. you can use the cash to buy arrows and/or armour

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

I do wish you could get the horny fairies to just upgrade a whole bunch of things in a oner instead of having to do each item one by one

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

I'm having a ton of fun in my second play through - it's a blast not being fully powered up and having to carefully manage my inventory etc.

think I'll play the main quest up to zora's domain and then have a think about what to do next

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link

cooking basics:

- there are various buffs (heat resist, ice resist, strength up etc)
- examples of items which give buffs: spicy peppers (heat resist); iron shroom (defence up); silent shroom (stealth up)
- don't mix buffs, they don't stack - they just cancel each other out and the meal has no status effect
- adding more of the buff ingredient ups the buff
- insects, lizards, frogs etc can be mixed with monster parts to make elixirs
- kill the foxes, boar, deer etc you see around and cook their meat for good meals
- five bananas ; five hearty radish ; five hearty durian = all god tier

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

ABC

always be cooking
always be climbing

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link

I traded in a bunch of jewels to get the sheikah armour in kakariko - one of the best early game armour sets. it's pricey and I had to kill a stone talus to get enough jewels but they're fairly straightforward - use arrows to hit weak spot on back then when it bends over jump on its back and wail on weak spot with hammer

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:30 (five years ago) link

I've only gotten one hammer once, possibly in an early shrine, and it broke in like one use.

I do have a bunch of gems, maybe I will trade or sell them back in town. though so far I've found all the people in the town so annoying I haven't gone back.

Am I correct that just visiting the towers or visiting the shrines puts them on the map and then makes them a teleport destination? Maybe I will start to prioritize going to the shrines instead of searching for towers, cuz they will give me plenty of teleport spot.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:40 (five years ago) link

yes exactly

there are always hammers at stables I think fwiw

L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 3 February 2019 15:41 (five years ago) link

Also note that hammers are much more durable when used on rocks, to get gems. They break easily when used on enemies

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link

The only cooking worth doing is 5x gourmet meat to sell for more rupees

I don't remember what the rupees were for, really, except the homo house and horny fairy #4

fgti's romance (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

I do wish you could get the horny fairies to just upgrade a whole bunch of things in a oner instead of having to do each item one by one

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my pet peeve with the fairies is that EVERY SINGLE TIME i upgrade a level one armor the fairy is like "Oh, you do know about set bonuses, right?" YES I BELIEVE YOU HAVE LITERALLY TOLD ME SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES AT THIS POINT.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link

5 x banana + barbarian armour is good for lionel hunting

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link

on my first save I had just bought the lynel mask off kilton and mini lynel link was SUPER CUTE

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

5 x banana + barbarian armour is good for lionel hunting

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i didn't think banana effects and barbarian effects stacked?

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Sunday, 3 February 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

I didn't know that - only stacks to level three apparently

better approach is apparently ancient armour set + ancient weapon + mighty banana meal

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link

barbarian armour set + def up would presumably be good too

||||||||, Sunday, 3 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

this thread revive has motivated me to reinstall botw and do some post-game cleanup + DLC, once i'm done with dead cells

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

in some village I just encountered some statue that enigmatically stole some of my stamina but gave me a heart. I don't know what's up with that.

there's a shrine I really want to get to, but I have to find some way to sneak past all the bad guys in a skull fort right outside of it. it keeps raining, which means I can't scale the cliff and sneak up. there's an example of something that is pretty cool but also pretty annoying. The rain. just makes things either look bleak or makes it hard to do for no good reason. as far as I can tell.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

by the way, I see that there are walkthroughs for this game online, but how do you pull that off in an open world environment? I can totally see seeking out help on a case-by-case basis, but this game does not seem designed for "do this than that than this in such and such order."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

If you’re in Zora realm then the rain won’t stop until you beat the divine beast there

L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link

josh: you can cook stamina foods that will help you get up those slippery slopes. i also think there were some armors that increase your climbing grip/ability

there will always be a way around every obstacle in this game

Nhex, Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

Josh, the walkthroughs chart a course to/through the four divine beasts quests and detail how to unlock and solve the shrines. They’re arranged more or less arbitrarily.

rb (soda), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

I'm doing a pretty good job evading enemies, or at least outrunning them, and I have a couple of good weapons. Though I do keep running out of arrows, which has been a problem on multiple occasions. Haven't been bothering with most sidequests, still want to focus on towers and shrines. That shrine radar is pretty generous in terms of distance. It starts beeping and I look all around and see nothing except a shrine somewhere way off in the distance and I think, huh, is that it?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

Should say that a few enemies so far are super fast (like these lizards that were hanging out on a swimming platform in tropical land) and some of the chopping mall guardians that keep finding newer and faster ways to kill you. I prefer the puzzle shrines, which are annoying but at least more achievable (at least for now).

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

yeah, i did a long stretch of shrine-grinding pretty early on, both because they were fun and also to get more hearts/stamina.

i usually skipped the ones that combat-focused, leaving those til near the end of the game.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 February 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

Josh if you want, I'd also recommend googling "things I wish I'd known about botw before staring playing' or similar.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

(not a dig! I did this and it pointed out some "oh - DUH" stuff that really helped!)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

Also early game strategy for me was: it is perfectly ok to just RUN AWAY from some things. Do not even try to fight lynels, rock monsters or Hinox - leave them sleeping.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

One thing I do like about this open world thing is that, despite my frustration of having no real sense of direction (in every sense), the flip side of that is that by just wandering around and screwing around and screwing up with no bosses or clock running down or whatever to deal with, it does give me a good sense of the world/game. In fact, at this point - and I don't know how much time I'll ultimately be able to give this game - I can imagine doing just what I'm doing for hours and hours and days and days, not advancing the story or fighting battles or doing much of anything of much importance, just climbing and flying and doing my stuff. I keep finding new environments and terrain and enemies, which is fun.

I did get struck by lighting for the first time today. I knew I was supposed to take off all my metal gear but I was basically like, psh, who the fuck cares, getting struck by lightning seems easier than rushing to avoid it.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 February 2019 03:49 (five years ago) link

Hi yes my possibly 300+ hours of gameplay concur with the just farting around exploring approach.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link

Popped back in to play a bit more today. Made some progress on towers and shrines, but man, I'll concede I'm not that clever about these things and certainly not patient, but having looked up a couple shrine walkthroughs as needed there is just no way I would have figured some of the puzzles out and, for that matter, there are already a couple of shrines I got stuck on whose solutions just seems like such frustrating bullshit that I'm just not going to bother with them at all.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:53 (five years ago) link

Josh are you smart

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

Who can say? But also impatient, which really offsets any smarts. Because if there's a stupid shrine that doesn't take smarts, just patience and a million attempts, like the one where you have a to carry a ball, and use stasis, and limbo under lasers ... yeah, I just don't care enough to do that over and over again.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:02 (five years ago) link

a boy used to carry a ball in the street

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

I played this for the first time since early November this past weekend. I think wondering around and exploring was what I needed to hear, cuz that’s what I did and it was fun. As opposed to fucking with that 2nd Ancient Beast that I think made me quit last time.

circa1916, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:00 (five years ago) link

i did look up solutions for a couple of the dungeons, those weren't quite my thing, but the shrines were never anything i felt i had to walkthrough, and usually walkthroughs are my first resort - i grew up playing adventure games whose idea of a "puzzle" was some mensa bullshit. i kind of love most of the shrines in breath of the wild because i did solve them by just playing around and experimenting, some of them not in the "right" way. if one is inclined to think that sort of playing style "stupid" i could see it getting frustrating though.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link

I've seen videos of amazing methods people used to by pass some shrine puzzles. I cheated on some myself - I just couldnt work the puzzles out - I'm not ashamed lol. But the ones where its not a matter of looking anything up, just timing such as platformer jumps and fights... yeah.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:06 (five years ago) link

Yeah also what rusho said, in that there isnt any one "right" way to do a lot of this stuff.

(case in point: saw someone on reddit use a bomb and blow themselves up to fling the body over a chasm to skip a whole section in a shrine, lol)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 03:08 (five years ago) link

I had so many lightbulb moments doing shrines, i'd get frustrated and turn off, but then come back the next day and suddenly figure out how to do it. That was a lovely feeling.

(Although most of my lightbulb moments were me suddenly thinking, "oh yeah, magnesis, duh")

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 05:22 (five years ago) link

yeah, most botw puzzles boil down to thinking of your different abilities and what they're allowed to do on the level .usually objects are lit up and color coded when you're using an ability, so just walk around the levels thinking about which abilities could be useful and equipping and trying out different ones. eventually you'll probably seem some sort of lever that can be manipulated and it will all come together.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 06:05 (five years ago) link

one of the most annoying for me was actually the one that wasn't really a puzzle - you just had to sort of stasis-hit a giant ball across a moat like a golf ball. all it was really was trial and error until you got it right

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 06:34 (five years ago) link

The similar one with the rock in the bottom of targaryan canyon or whatever its called with the golf thing was also frustrating.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 07:59 (five years ago) link

That's what I meant, those sorts of challenges, where you know exactly what you have to do so it's just a matter of trial and error. Over and over again. I realize some folks might be into that, but I'm generally not, since the reward to me is not worth it. For example, with Dark Souls (which I know sorry but I just played) the Capra Demon or the Anor Londo archers are or can be a real pain, but there really is no practical alternative. Same thing with a lot of platformers; you just gotta do it. But there are tons of shrines in Zelda. The real world game of Zelda has so many puzzles to solve and opportunities to goof around that I don't really feel the need to seek out optional additional ways.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:06 (five years ago) link

one of the shrines i have fond memories of, though, is a total gimmick shrine - the whole thing is just set up kind of like the opening sequence of "raiders of the lost ark".

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

There is a really goofy wit to a lot of the game, both in the behavior of the enemies and the dialogue of the people you encounter. A real roadrunner/coyote vibe to lots of stuff, too.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

Indulgent Zelda question - I have an old Game Cube with Wind Waker in my basement that I've never played (for some reason). But I've also figured I can pick up a Wii U and Wind Waker HD affordably cheaply secondhand. Worth it? Anyone played both versions?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 7 February 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link

I have.

Wind Waker original is like the first two seasons of Twin Peaks-- best Zelda game ever for the first 2/3rds, plot advancing thrillingly, then suddenly, prior to the final boss, you're made to perform hours upon hours of oceanic fetch quests that are about as exciting as James Hurley's motorcycle adventure, and you will punch a hole in your couch

The HD version corrects this somewhat. Just as they made it possible to fast-swap shoes in Ocarina 3D (thus making the Water Temple un-tedious and even fun), Wind Waker HD greatly reduced the amount of labour required in dredging up eight Triforce pieces in advance of facing the last battle. For this reason I'd highly recommend the HD version over the original version

froggles! (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 7 February 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link

I've now played Breath of the Wild for several hours and I honestly feel like I haven't even started it yet. That's a good and bad thing, but mostly good!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link

how many hours do you think you've put in so far? personally, i was having a pretty good time with it during the first 5-10 hours, but then things kind of clicked and i reaaaaally enjoyed hours 15 to 75, which is way longer than i usually play any game. by the end i think i had clocked a little over 100 hours, and i was kind of astonished to see that it was that high because the time just flew by.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

Yeah also the WiiU version of WW is great because you have the map on the handheld, which helps while navigating around, like having a second screen.

I found the controls a bit janky compared to the GC tho? maybe im just shit at it lol

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

josh - have you been to zora's domain yet?

||||||||, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

I just met the mermaid Avatar prince who wants me to go turn off the tap in waterworld. this is the first specific plot related direction I have been given since I first learned about divine beasts iirc. I assume somewhere in my settings I can see the time I've spent right?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link

I think it says I have been playing for 25 hours or more? I guess that is possible. maybe ity including my daughter's play time?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

no, that's me. but I am very slow to pick up on these things, so 25 hours for me is probably more like 5 hours for most people.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

you are doing it right imo. I did many towers and shrines before the first beast.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 February 2019 04:23 (five years ago) link

Same, and I especially took my sweet ass time once I finished the first beast and had a sense of how long the entire game would take if I rushed through.

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 February 2019 04:24 (five years ago) link

it seems like everyone did the zora's domain beast first but somehow i ended up doing it next-to-last. i did the bird one first.

i get semi-irrationally annoyed by zora's domain because the town/castle is a pain in the ass to navigate, with all those long bridges that loop around and you can't always tell which one takes you where. i should probably go back and explore that area some more because i hurried out of there before.

na (NA), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link

I did the cunt camel first

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brb, headed to "posts out of context"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link

Confession: I x-skip almost all the mini cut-scene sequences I can skip, often in the shrines, but I never skip the the cooking, which I dutifully sit through and enjoy.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link

same

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kinda want the cooking music as a ringtone

gbx, Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Why is it sometimes you get an even more cheeful tune when you make a recipe? I keep thinking I've done something cool but I can't figure out what I did or what it's done.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 9 February 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

It’s a critical hit, the resulting meal is a little more effective

Norm’s Superego (silby), Saturday, 9 February 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

Yeah, though I rarely pay attention to the ingredients. When I make an inedible dish, can I use it for anything? Can I weaponize it?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link

There’s a lady east of the desert, right at the bottom of the map, who lives on a rubbish dump - I think she gives clues about how to make useful trash meals but I’ve never followed it up

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 10 February 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

it's a goofy thing. they still up being bad food but they'll give you more hearts than one. not really worth it imo

Nhex, Sunday, 10 February 2019 03:57 (five years ago) link

inedible meals will replenish you a bit is all, I think?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

And I gave this tip upthread - when the blood moon first peeks over the horizon get thee to a cookfire and make everything you can, because *every* meal will have that extra bonus (the jauntier music)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

I've gotten back into this game. I found the monster gear guy and bought some of the masks but I can't tell if they actually do anything.

na (NA), Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

They sort-of disguise you from the monster you're imitating, so you can basically stroll into a bokoblin camp with the mask on and at least at first, they'll just chill with you, til you try nicking anything or hitting them, though.

The Lynel mask barely works at all - I can stand closer to one/move past one (it made getting a bit of treasure in the coliseum easier for example) but he's not as stupid.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

Lots of firsts today. I think I found my first Lynel, which maybe killed me even when I was hiding? Or something else killed me, at least, while I was hiding. I stabled my horse (which I named Horse). I hit my first super cold environment and had to take my first elixir (which I was happy to learn was still working when I continued the game after dying). I found my first lost memory (which I was not looking for). Found another fairy (which I was looking for). Gotten better at killing things, and also at getting to hard to reach places, like the tower dripping with lava. (I ate some food that gave me extra hearts so I could just plow through.) Found the hawk people and was introduced, unwittingly, to a dramatic cut scene introducing what I presume is a flying Divine Beast (which I was not looking for). Still annoyed by the shrines, still annoyed by running out of arrows, though now I know better and just teleport back and buy more (as available).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2019 00:57 (five years ago) link

You've triggered the Rito divine beast - thats one worth doing, because you'll get the revali's gale power which lets you do huge wind-lifted jumps up in the air.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 February 2019 02:19 (five years ago) link

that's probably the most useful of the powers you get from the divine beasts. the one from the zora's domain beast comes in handy too but it's not as fun.

na (NA), Monday, 11 February 2019 15:23 (five years ago) link

Yeah mipha's grace i dont find i trigger off that often, esp as I usually carry a few fairies around as well anyway.

BTW I rarely see fairies at the fountains anymore. Do they disappear late-game or something?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 February 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

Fairies won’t appear at the great fairy fountains if you’re already carrying three (I think) fairies

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 11 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

I think I might need cold weather gear if I'm going to deal with the bird people and their environment. Either that or roast a crap ton of peppers.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

silby: a duhoy, that should have been obvious to me haha.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:02 (five years ago) link

Yeah mipha's grace i dont find i trigger off that often, esp as I usually carry a few fairies around as well anyway.

BTW I rarely see fairies at the fountains anymore. Do they disappear late-game or something?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce)

mipha's grace triggers before fairies, though, right?

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link

I think I might need cold weather gear if I'm going to deal with the bird people and their environment. Either that or roast a crap ton of peppers.

― Josh in Chicago

fortunately a shop in the rito town sells some! unfortunately it's ridiculously expensive :( saving up to buy armor was not one of my favorite parts of the game...

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:17 (five years ago) link

mipha's grace triggers before fairies, though, right?

Oh does it? Hm maybe I just never notice when it happens haha!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link

What's the quickest way to get cash? Blow up rocks and sell what you get? Just sell everything?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:04 (five years ago) link

Sell ore yeah (but bear in mind you'll eventually need some of each kind for armour upgrades).

A quick way to make good money is to gather as many "luminous stones" as you an and sell those, theyre worth a lot and easy to find at night (they glow).

Make and sell meals - selling them to shopkeeps or to Beedle is easiest.

DO NOT sell any guardian (robot) parts such as cogs, springs, and esp cores. They are rare and you will need them later for cool gear.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:10 (five years ago) link

Easy meals to make quickly - load up on apples, mushrooms, berries and fish.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:11 (five years ago) link

the quickest ways to get cash don't open up until later in the game. it depends on what you've done so far. selling gems can work. cooking and selling recipes also. if you've killed monsters you can sell the monster parts you get. at the point you're at in the game you'll probably have trouble scraping together the 1,150 rupees you'll need to get enough armor to get to level 2 cold resistance, though. :(

something you might try early in the game is seeing if you can hunt for meat, and then cooking five meat together and selling them. you can get pretty decent money for that and meat isn't the most efficient way of healing anyway.
it's good practice at stealth/bow & arrow skills as well.

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:14 (five years ago) link

yeah luminous stones will give you 70 rupees each and are plentiful, that's definitely another good way of making some quick money

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:15 (five years ago) link

The fastest way to make cash is to go to places in the mountains, kill things like elk or whatever, grab the meat before it freezes, hopefully it's "gourmet", combine 5x meats together (5x gourmet is best), cook it, sell it, lather rinse repeat

I wouldn't recommend selling other shit, it's useful to hold on to for upgrades. I didn't sell any gear and I found that in general my natural collection complimented my armour upgrade needs very well-- I seldom had to go hunting for specific deficiencies

Certain things like moblin tusks that you have 100s of, those can be sold though

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:15 (five years ago) link

Save your coloured Lizalfos horns, they are scarce and useful

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link

Yeah electric and fire liz tails also, I had a bitch of a time finding enough of those for the armour upgrades they wanted. I ended up using the sonar thingy... I assume everyone knows you can set it from detecting shrines to detecting whatever you like, right?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

The other thing I had a hard time getting my hands on (outside of the one shop that sells them) is swift violets.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 02:48 (five years ago) link

Is grinding really an essential thing here? Like, keeping in mind that people have played under all sorts of self-restricted conditions, is it possible to advance in this game without a specific thing that does the thing? Or does that thing just make things easier? Am I going to have to spend hours scouring for stuff? I'm already having trouble keeping track or all the ingredients and equipment, and right about now I wish I knew where to find that magic maraca Mario world refugee dude again so that I can expand my inventory again.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:15 (five years ago) link

magic korok man is on the hill on the road into kakariko village. unless you’ve upgraded a number of times, at which point he moves to the lost forest/hidden woods

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I think I only upgraded once, but I couldn't find him again. is he only there a certain time of day?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:30 (five years ago) link

I tended not to use the item detector and just search online as to where I could pull/buy the items I was missing.

It's weird, it doesn't feel like I sunk as many evening hours into this game (compared to Dead Cells, Dark Souls, Skyrim) but I did get 120 shrines, all the armour upgrades, and cleared the DLC content. Absorbing game!

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:37 (five years ago) link

@ Josh: It's not so much grinding as it's like, you look at what armours you have, what you need to upgrade them, you explore territories where the missing ingredients are naturally located, completing shrines on the way, then you find you've accumulated the ingredients for the upgrade, warp back to fairy and do so, and keep that up.

Once you've got the revival upgrade and three fairies unlocked (desert fairy is last) then the game seemed in my play through to be ridiculously balanced and enjoyable

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 13:42 (five years ago) link

the korok guy moves somewhere else in between kakariko village and the lost woods no?

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

i thought he kept moving with each upgrade but it was a long time ago

nxd, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link

zelda's an odd game because the 'grinding' - completing puzzles to increase your hearts/stamina, searching for stuff to upgrade your items - is pretty much the game...but it's fun, so it's not a grind. honestly josh i'm not sure how you're enjoying it (maybe you're not?) if you don't like the shrines. for me, i was actively seeking out shrines most of the time. i wish there were more of them!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

I’d like to grind........... on prince sidon amirite

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ya the shrines rule

if u hate shrines, I have got some divine beasts you’re going to love.......

||||||||, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

yeah I loved walking through the world, or gliding over the world, but the point of my wandering was to find shrines. I really never worried about what gear I had until I'd pretty much done all the shrines, because you get so much good gear in them. I never had much money, probably I would have had to grind to get that, but I didn't need to because in regular game play I got enough to afford the big costs, the last fairy and the other big expense I can't remember anymore.

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

I actually am enjoying the wandering around stuff. But no, so far I'm not really enjoying the shrines, because I see them as chores, impediments to my quest for more hearts and stamina, which help me fight and wander, etc. They're mostly unsatisfying PIAs for me. And yeah, I remember seeing a clip of someone solving some divine beast (camel?) and thinking at the time, no way am I ever wasting the fucking time to do that. Again, I'm not some huge gamer, so I don't have many frames of references. But I've been enjoying this less than I enjoyed Dark Souls. I still think it's fun, and it's still good enough to have drawn me away from Spider-man (which I've barely played). But in DS it felt like putting in the time and learning to fight really accelerated powering up, there was a sense of momentum, but in this I'm not getting that vibe. For example, no amount of hearts or stamina will make me think using a leaf to awkwardly navigate around spikes while on a platform suspended by balloons is fun. The challenge is not in the challenge, the challenge (for me) is wanting to try it more than a couple of times. Vs. some bosses in DS, which gave me some real satisfaction.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

so you like fighting more than 3d-platformy puzzling, that's fine & makes sense!

I thought that fighting hinoxes (hinoxen?) was fun even at low levels, because you can evade their bashes. & then eventually lynels are lots of fun, but you'll want better weapons and probably more hearts before you take them on.

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

Yeah, maybe that's it? I mean, I loved Hollow Knight, but I don't remember much of that feeling like a chore. Or really involving much rote puzzle solving? I like the surprises of finding stuff, I just don't like ... the redundancy? Like with Hollow Knight, I "finished" the game, but damned if I'm ever going to try to 100% it, let alone find every charm or worm. Who cares, you know?

I did find my first hinox (I think). It was sleeping near the bird people. But it looked pretty huge, and given I've barely made a dent in the rock monsters or guardians, I just snuck past it and took one look over my shoulder at it lumbering after me before recognizing I probably made the right choice.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link

the puzzles in the shrines are not rote at all though

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:10 (five years ago) link

I meant rote in the sense that they all kind of start and end the same, and a lot of the puzzles in the middle are just doing the same thing again and again until you succeed. The puzzles, at least as I've experienced them so far, seem to be variations on the same themes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:13 (five years ago) link

now I will say finding or getting to some of the shrines, I've actually found that to be pretty satisfying. doing some tasks and seeing one rise out of the ground, or finding my way past thorns. I find that sort of problem-solving more fun than the interiors. I'm off and happy enough just to have activated the shrines to give me places to teleport to.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

arsehole shrine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcKELDqNl5I

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that's a good shrine

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

xpost Yeah, exactly! I actually tried that one, and after the first couple of conveyor belts (which weren't that bad) I got to the part with the stasis, and squatting, and running, and carrying, and avoiding the lasers, and I came *this close* (assuming there wasn't a lot more) and I was like, fuck this, I'm done. Same with the one involving wind travel and balloons and spikes and stuff. It just kept going until I couldn't take it anymore.

I'm also at a point where if I enter the shrine and it promises a modest combat trial or whatever, I'm in, but if it says difficult combat, fuck that.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link

ha, i remember not enjoying that particular shrine

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

tbh of all the "big" monsters hinox are prob easiest once you want to have a crack. A few well aimed arrows into their eye, whack them while theyre down.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

now I will say finding or getting to some of the shrines, I've actually found that to be pretty satisfying. doing some tasks and seeing one rise out of the ground, or finding my way past thorns. I find that sort of problem-solving more fun than the interiors. I'm off and happy enough just to have activated the shrines to give me places to teleport to.

― Josh in Chicago

fyi some shrines you "solve" by just getting to them, go inside and you just get free shit

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link

I gave up on this game I think during the "you can't see shit in here" divine beast

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 02:50 (five years ago) link

I dont remember any of the beasts being dark? U sure yr not thinking of that awful inky black forest? (I managed to somehow end up landing in that from the air and thus missed its entrance that had like, helpful torches and shit haha)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

there's one beast that starts out dark but it doesn't last long

na (NA), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link

I gave up on this game I think during the "you can't see shit in here" divine beast

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi)

if it helps you're not likely to be eaten by a grue

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 03:09 (five years ago) link

FINALLY finished all the Champions Ballad DLC wooooo *fistpump*. Did not expect to have to do a wily monk boss battle at the end! He was fun. More challenging than Ganon tbrh.

...the motorbike's a bit of a let down. I think I prefer my horse!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

I keep playing this, and it's fun, but I feel like I'm making no real progress. I mean, I guess I'm getting better - I killed one of those big troll monster things - but I'm still mostly just wandering around and hunter/gathering/replacing weapons.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link

That actually does serve as progress, the quality of randomized weapon drops increases as you break more weapons. From what I understand.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

what is progress? is it winning the game? in that case you need to get back to the storyline/main missions . is it getting stronger? then you have to get back to the shrines. you're right that wandering around randomly is not going to lead to progress.

na (NA), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link

Progress in the sense that there does not seem to be any clear directive. I don't really feel like I'm working toward anything specific, and the open world environment means I can avoid missions as easily as I can pursue them, but it gives no clear indication which missions are important and which are distractions. For that matter, I'm reluctant to go for the main storyline/missions, as I understand them, if I am woefully underprepared or underpowered. But so far the game has given me no hints as to what underprepared or underpowered even looks like. For example, are certain enemies difficult because I am underpowered/equipped, or are they just ... really difficult? I've gotten hints to pursue at least a couple of the divine beasts, for another example, but there has been given no indication I'm remotely ready to do so without a certain set of armor, or certain number of hearts and stamina, or specific potions or whatever. And I'm reluctant to try if it just means breaking or using up all my weapons.

The rock monsters, for example. Thus far I've mostly avoided them, because 1) I can and 2) fighting them seems slow and fruitless at this point. And that's even assuming the rewards are worth the effort. The giant sleeping troll I woke up and killed, for example, I honestly can't remember what that earned me. Or if I should even care.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link

i will suggest a direction: go take down a divine beast. you can do it with whatever weapons or items you have right now. if it's too hard, note what was too hard about it, and come back later. (this approach is pretty much identical to what it was like to play the original NES Zelda)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

if you try to take it down and find it too hard, you will have lost about 20-30 minutes and will maybe break a couple weapons. you can find new weapons!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

The giant sleeping troll I woke up and killed, for example, I honestly can't remember what that earned me. Or if I should even care.

you should not care. i think i only fought the rock monsters like three times, and i stopped fighting lynels because i didn't care. i'd rather be soaring with my paraglider and shooting arrows in slow motion (give that a shot sometime if you haven't already). other people love fighting lynels and seek them out, setting their own goal to beat all of them. you don't get any special reward for doing so (i don't think), it's just what they want. that's why BotW rules - there is no wrong way to play it, other than stressing out about how to play it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

otm

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:57 (five years ago) link

otm

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for a certain kind of person, the primary goal of zelda is to figure out the funniest ways to use octo balloons to do zany stunts in the open fields

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

I am not that person.

I will say this: there is absolutely nothing stressful about this game. The flip side is that all my victories thus far seem like small victories.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

heh, i am not that person either, although i will not close off the possibility of becoming that person in the future

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:11 (five years ago) link

i was probably overreading some stress in what you wrote - it just sounds like you're constantly worrying about breaking weapons and doing the right thing or doing the wrong thing or what order you're supposed to be doing things. it's pretty cheesy, but the guiding kind of phrase for the game is something like "what if i tried X", where X is whatever the hell you want it to be

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

I'm not worried about breaking shit, I'm just annoyed at having to replace it. If all weapons break and all need to be replaced but they're easy to find or replace, then ... what is even the point? It's just extra walking around looking for shit. Same thing with arrows so far. I get the speciality arrows might be harder to come by, but ... that is disincentive to use them in the off chance they *are* are to come by, and I'll want or need them later. And if they're easy to find or replace, like regular arrows, then the inventory depletion is annoying, it just adds time doing busywork. Likewise, say, the lightning so far. The weather shit is fun, but ... kind of annoying. If lighting is about to kill you ... so what? You just come back after you die. There is no reason to drop your metal stuff. And the rain, the rain makes it hard to climb, that seems to be the big difference, but all that means is you have to wait it out. The blood moon thing keeps happening, but hasn't affected my gameplay one bit yet. And so on. (And by annoyed I don't mean aggrieved, it's fun, but it makes a it feel more like a farming simulator or something rather than an action RPG game.)

Per difficulty or being overpowered, another example are the guardians. Out in the wild they seem impossible to destroy, but is that because they are difficult or because I am underpowered? Or both? And unlike the giant monsters I can't avoid them. So is it a matter of problem solving around them, or is it impossible before I get the guardian killing arrow or whatever.

I've now come across three in-game bros trying to get me to shield surf, but I have no desire.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link

The world design of this is pretty cool, I'll admit. I like being able to climb or throw or otherwise mess with just about every aspect of the environment, that keeps things interesting.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

I've now come across three in-game bros trying to get me to shield surf, but I have no desire.

i'll give you a small hint about this, so consider this a *SPOILER alert*

...

these bros are trying to help you figure out how to get to one of the divine beasts

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

or at least, if these are desert bros, that's what they're trying to do

** END SPOILER alert**

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

If lighting is about to kill you ... so what? You just come back after you die. There is no reason to drop your metal stuff.

you don't need to drop your metal stuff, you just need to equip something else that's not metal. lightning is kind of cool because it forces you to suddenly switch up how you're playing

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

xpost Nope! One at the top of the cold mountain, another ... near a forest up north? No desert surf bros yet. Or at least, I haven't hit any place where I was I'm danger of overheating, just a desert-like valley, I think. And that's what I mean, though! I hear "shield surfing," I know what that is and don't want to do it, so skip it. But if that silly sounding thing is something I should be paying attention to, then what to make of the dozens of side-quests and interactions and mini missions? Are some of them essential to beating the divine beasts or something else similarly important? When every person you talk to wants you to do some shit, how are you supposed to know what shit is important? Or am I supposed to make my way to this desert divine beast and realize, oh, that guy I encountered hours and hours earlier in some place I can't remember, what he said was important!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

xpost But why? Getting struck by lightning might kill you, but other than that ... it just kills you. Then you come back. Why would I care if I get struck by lightning? Is there some Lightning World coming up where if I don't learn to drop my metal I'll not be able to beat the boss or something?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

you've got the main quest markers on your quest log, if you want to do the main quest follow those (it's probably telling you something something zora's domain right now). everything else is optional.

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

xpost But why? Getting struck by lightning might kill you, but other than that ... it just kills you. Then you come back. Why would I care if I get struck by lightning? Is there some Lightning World coming up where if I don't learn to drop my metal I'll not be able to beat the boss or something?

― Josh in Chicago

do you come back? i thought you had to restore from your last save or something, isn't that why it autosaves constantly?

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

in the case of the desert divine beast, someone will be like "why hay there lil friend, i bet if you SHIELD SURF TOWARD THE DESERT you might be able to get up on that there big old DIVINE BEAST IN THE DESERT, is what the legends say, toodle-loo!". they might not do that until after you talk to a couple key characters inside the town or whatever, but when something is absolutely required to do another thing in this game (a rare occurrence, actually), they will make it abundantly clear and you will not miss it. remember how you had to do a few shrines in order to get the paraglider so you could get off the great plateau, and old dude in the cloak told you all about it? it'll be like that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

i admit i don't don't understand why you need some sort of in-game justification for avoiding getting struck by lightning. i understand botw gives one a significant degree of latitude in how to play it, but i mean, "why should i avoid getting hit by lightning?" is perhaps a more philosophical question than the game is able to address, because ludically that question translates to "why should i avoid pain and seek pleasure?"

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

as the famous zen kōan asks, "why shouldn't you avoid getting hit by lightning?"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

omg Josh I'm starting to really wonder if this game is for you :/ The very meat of WHY this game is fun seems baffling to you somehow.

Might I recommend you google "things I wish I'd known before I started playing BOTW" and see what tips you find. Dont be afraid to cheat a little with tips and walkthrus.

Oh, and READ EVERYTHING and TALK TO EVERYONE. It irks me watching people play all kinds of game who go "ugh *skip* when they find a tome or a notice on the wall or a NPC to talk to, and then later whinge "how was I supposed to know the gem of Esterbane was north of the tavern of tarts!?" when a map on the wall in the last village literally leads you there.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

just make sure to use the Clear Vision rune while reading the map, or else you end up in the cavern of farts, a high level area

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

hahahhaa

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

idk i can see why this game's appeal might be more opaque if you're ignorant to the entire past 2 generations of railroaded adventure games and busywork open worlds that it's rejecting

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link

handholdy maybe the word im looking for not railroaded

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

like go back and play twilight princess and remember just how long you have to play at the start before the game gives you any real agency

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

I've totally watched the what to know before breath of the wild video(s). I've used hints when I've gotten stuck. I know what I'm doing, generally speaking. What I didn't really know was how long it would take to do that, or how many lines of goofy dialogue I would have to sit through. there seems to be an inordinate amount of stuff in this game that takes time just for the sake of taking time. if that is indeed a large part of the game, then yeah, maybe it's not for me. there are definitely aspects of it that I love, though, which is one reason why I didn't throw in the towel hours ago.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link

and yeah, I missed all the bad things that this game apparently corrects, so if there's something about this game I don't enjoy, even if it is much better than the previous twenty years worth of bad things then this game nonetheless still becomes the bad thing.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

At least it gives you some training tutorials and things - lately Ive been playing some much older games and the way you're dropped in it with no explanation is doing my head in.

Brought to you by "how the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog work exactly I feel old"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:42 (five years ago) link

If all weapons break and all need to be replaced but they're easy to find or replace, then ... what is even the point? It's just extra walking around looking for shit.

i don’t mean to denigrate your point, but this describes games

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

xp old games came with manuals and expected you to at least read the page that showed the controls

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link

Ha yes thats true. Unfortunately Ive purchase "50 AWESOME RETRO SEGA GENESIS GAMES WOOO" for the Switch and it came with bupkiss.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

xpost I mean, and I'm going to once again use Dark Souls as an example, that in that game you can more or less finish the game with the first weapon you pick, which you can upgrade any number of fun ways (and repair as necessary). There are cool rare weapons, easy to find weapons, all sorts of weapons, most you never use and many you end up with piles of. Some have advantages, some don't, but few (iirc) just break and force you to fight with something else. I really enjoyed having two or three favored and upgraded weapons. But here so far I can't get attached to anything, since they break or degrade, even the seemingly cool stuff, and while finding new or replacement weapons isn't impossible or even necessarily difficult, it feels like wheel spinning. Likewise the (so far?) limited arrows, which are in relatively sort supplies at stores. Now, in Dark Souls, iirc, you could buy tons of arrows at various prices, but you could generally stock up for a long stretch. But here no such luck. I run out of arrows all the time, which is, yes, annoying, because there are things you absolutely *need* arrows for, not just to make things easier but literally *need.* Now it's easy enough to teleport back to some place that sells them, but there is no guarantee they'll be in stock, which just adds, yes, time. I liked finding shit in Dark Souls, because it often came as a surprise or a challenge. I find it less fun here because it seems like a chore, especially given the very limited inventory, vs. the unlimited inventory of DS.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

Dark Souls is for n00bs

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link

That's me!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

Tips for arrows:
- there are stores at every town (Gerudo, hateno, kakariko, goron, rito, and the shop inside forbidden woods) as well as at tarrey town**.
- At every stable, accost Beedle, cos he always has at least 15arrows on him.
- let moblins attack you, while defending with a wood shield or pot lid. The arrows will hit and stick and when you put the shield away you get a free arrow
- blow up metal crates, boxes and barrels, sometimes they have arrows.

** once you build it anyway)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

josh i don't get you man

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

Brought to you by "how the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog work exactly I feel old"

― Stoop Crone (Trayce)

the first sonic the hedgehog game has one button, you use it to jump

there's a stupid and counterintuitive part in sonic 3 casino night zone that i never did figure out how to get past but aside from that it's pretty straightforward?

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:22 (five years ago) link

lol

i don't either tbh, with games at least, but i do take a strange fascination in watching you grow to understand the medium. i kinda regret pushing you so hard to try BotW (i swear i only did it because i was certain it would be a net benefit in your life!), but now i think maybe it would be useful for you to play 5 or 6 short games (10 hours or so) rather than 1 long one. you use dark souls and celeste a lot as your reference points, which i understand, but most games are very different from those two. it would be like if your only reference points for movies were Platoon and When Harry Met Sally. it'd probably be good to just hop into a series of shorter games? i dunno

xp

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

josh I feel like we're growing apart

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:28 (five years ago) link

a few xps

in that game you can more or less finish the game with the first weapon you pick, which you can upgrade any number of fun ways (and repair as necessary). There are cool rare weapons, easy to find weapons, all sorts of weapons, most you never use

I think this is precisely why the devs made the BOTW weapons break. They wanted you to try everything.

But yeah, that doesn't necessarily make the game more fun for you.

DJI, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:31 (five years ago) link

what game should we bully josh into playing next

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link

I vote QWOP

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link

I'm a fan of any game where you can retrieve your arrows from the body of your victim (or over by a bush because I completely missed my target) and reuse them. That's value!

orifex, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:33 (five years ago) link

i vote civilization

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link

marvel puzzle quest

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link

just so we can get him addicted and then he can complain about how botw doesn't have a tech tree and he wanted to research the trebuchet

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

maybe we are the game that josh is playing

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:38 (five years ago) link

because i feel like a goddamned fool right now

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:39 (five years ago) link

woah

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:39 (five years ago) link

some people were open to this idea but the majority didn't want to hear it

Are we living in a simulation?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

morpheus in chicago

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

I'll take the korok pill pls

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

Josh, play Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

xenoblade chronicles 2 looks decent but i wish the characters would repeatedly yell out whatever they're doing more frequently in battle

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link

someone start a caucus josh thread so can put our arguments to the country chicago

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link

we*

||||||||, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

Josh should play the Sims and see if he gets fed up with having to go to the toilet/eat/sleep over and over, sinking into a morass of existential crises.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

...maybe thats just how I play it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 23:58 (five years ago) link

I fucking hate The Sims. My kids both play that, it's like a stupid doll house.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link

And I know how to get arrows in Breath of the Wild, that's not the point. The point is that I have to get them! They might as well have made it a requirement in this game, like Sims, to make Link have to go to the bathroom every couple of hours.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

Josh ffs you can take game actions or you can decline to take game actions just do it or don’t

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:10 (five years ago) link

really? you mean this game is optional?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:12 (five years ago) link

I don’t even understand anymore. Why do you have to make lines in Tetris? Why do you have to shoot the enemy in goldeneye? Why do you have to hand over the ball when you go out of bounds in basketball? Why is bunting allowed? Why does white move first? Theres reasons for all these things but if you’re playing the game in the first place the reasons do not fucking matter!

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link

Like my dude there’s no fucking logic to it you can click or you can cease clicking, all games are just about making small numbers get bigger until the credits roll, if you don’t want to do it you can stop and it doesn’t MEAN anything

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link

some click to remember. some click to forget.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

And I know how to get arrows in Breath of the Wild, that's not the point. The point is that I have to get them!

The inverse of this if I understand you is basically an unlimited supply/weapon stash. Now to me, thats kinda unchallenging, but again it depends on the game. This game is all about the go-and-get/explore/work out/find.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:28 (five years ago) link

I don’t know anything about Dark Souls because I’m not a n00b but one thing about a lot of Japanese rpg-types is a simulacrum of “real life” and the social interactions that compose it and arrows in botw are part of that.

L'assie (Euler), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link

I found the botw weapon system odd at first but I grew to really like it, the challenge of working out where all the awesome gear is hidden, working out what to keep in your inventory and what to toss (should I keep a few wood bows and swords for thunderstorms? Do I really need 3 frost Greatblades? Boomerang vs throwing spear - what do?).

I would like to have been able to store more than 3 of each thing at my house, but eh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link

botw is essentially a survival game which is why all your resources are limited. its not a rpg

ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 03:02 (five years ago) link

Good point. Thats particularly driven home in both the Eventide Island bit and trial of the sword dlc.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 03:18 (five years ago) link

a survival game where climbing a 46-degree* slope in a drizzle is the most lethal predator

*I don't know that it's 46-degrees, but you know the cut-off is this arbitrary

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link

Calculating angles is probably overboard. Whether or not the cathedral ruins inherit from the SlipperyGuy class may have been at the designer's discretion.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 04:42 (five years ago) link

I *think* I'm back on board. It was really a matter of finding the right rhythm, recognizing when it's cool to simply teleport in and out of somewhere and when it's better to just wander and discover. Still haven't taken on a divine beast, but had a streak of very satisfying shrines and towers (a couple of which the challenge was simply getting there - thinking of a shrine near the castle surrounded by guardians, or ... or a tower surrounded by guardians). Had also been frustrated because the first couple of times I was asked to get naked for that mad scientist for some reason I couldn't drop trou, but I was eventually able to doff my armor and parade for the dude, so now got some ancient arrows. Not many, granted, and they seem hard to come by, and also hard to use. Appeared to do little to no damage to a guardian in the wild? Anyway, def. getting a bit more momentum going again.

Have to say it's a huge help that there really is no bad side to dying, afaict. Just a small hiccup or setback, like being struck by lighting. If I lost equipment or rubies or souls or something it would be a lot more frustrating. In this game it's more a gentle (right down to the music cue) "it's ok, try again."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link

i still struggle against the guardians. i haven't shelled out for much of the ancient technology and can't seem to get the timing of the shield reflection of their lasers right

na (NA), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

Finally being able to kill guardians without resorting to ancient arrows was when I first felt like I’d “gotten good”

L'assie (Euler), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

Josh: ancient arrows'll become easier once you get the hang of killing guardians so in the meantime, gather up every cog and spring the shrine versions drop, cos you'll need em for the arrows.

Also: dont kill big bad guys (Lynels etc) with ancient arrows, they will blink out of existence and you will miss out on their weapon drop. Guardians excluded here - kill them using ancient arrows, 2 or 3 of those in the eye and itll drop like a fly.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link

xp haha Ive never killed guardians without either anc arrows or an anc sheild parry. I'm the worst lazyLink.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

it should only take one ancient arrow in the eye? or maybe it's a bow power issue. speaking of bows, the ones with arrow multipliers (3x, 5x, etc) shoot that many arrows per shot. however, they only consume one inventory arrow per shot. I needlessly stayed away from them for a long time because I thought they'd waste arrows.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

I needlessly stayed away from them for a long time because I thought they'd waste arrows.

lol, whooooops! same here. so wait, is there any reason to use a 1x bow over a 5x bow, if they both only use 1 arrow per shot but the latter is 5 times more powerful?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

I think there could be a trade-off in range between bows that isn't very transparent. but the 5x bow will do 5x the damage at the same cost in arrows if all the effective arrows land.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link

i learned this from one of the loading screen hints. i was very upset about it.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link

Yeah I def use the multiplier bows (lynel bows and the great eagle bow esp) as they do indeed multiply the shot using only one actual arrow.

One shot with a savage lynel bow to the eye of a guardian and they're done for.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link

(I was cross I'd avoided fighting Lynels for so long as I didnt know they'd drop such powerful gear)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link

PS the great eagle and the ancient bow both shoot *dead straight* for quite a long distance (no drop) so are good for distant sniping. But both are hard to come by of course.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link

How come the guardians seem to take some minor amount of damage with the first hit of almost anything, and then ... seemingly no damage after that?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link

where or how are you hitting them?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

with anything from a bomb on up, from a distance, up close, etc. Lately I just avoid them because I can never make any progress.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link

bomb arrows, swords ... little progress.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:43 (five years ago) link

at least out in the wild. In the shrines bomb arrows worked pretty easily. at least with little guardians.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:44 (five years ago) link

there's really only two easy ways to beat them: shield parry (any shield works, you just have to get the timing exactly right or you die), or ancient arrows.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:48 (five years ago) link

parrying is difficult, but it's worth taking the time to figure out how to do it. parry right when the eye flashes. stand a medium distance away to give yourself a slightly longer window of time to react. i would just save the game before a guardian and give it a shot. you'll die several times trying to get it right, and then you'll figure it out and won't have to worry about guardians.

i'd steer away from using ancient arrows because...from upthread i can tell it's going to make you mad to lose your hard-earned ancient arrows!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 00:51 (five years ago) link

Ive seen some people kill em by stasis and then cutting off their legs, but they dont stay still very long with stasis.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 02:15 (five years ago) link

That’s how I kill them. Once you get a leg off they tip over and you can just systematically take the rest of the legs off one by one, without getting eye blasted anymore

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 28 February 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link

I should give that a try. TBH all I really need to do now is farm for giant ancient cores if I want to replenish my ancient shield/bow. Ive done everything cept the master sword trial now.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

Just plain ol' stasis?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 04:26 (five years ago) link

You may need the Stasis+ upgraded version, do you have that yet?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 05:01 (five years ago) link

I didn't even know you can upgrade those powers.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 06:49 (five years ago) link

If you can jump off something nearby, slow down time and shoot them in the eye with a regular arrow they will be stunned enough to let you chop off a leg. If you chop off a leg, they'll be stunned enough to let you chop off another leg (plus they move slower for each leg lost).

calumerio, Thursday, 28 February 2019 07:59 (five years ago) link

Do they respawn or are they basically like mini-bosses that stay dead? How about the flying ones, can they just be blown up?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link

Oh right calumerio’s method is what I did, not stasis. I forgot, it’s been a year.

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 28 February 2019 13:29 (five years ago) link

So go for the legs first? For some reason I thought you had to get to their dome and slash away.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link

you can hit a guardian and do damage anywhere iirc

rob, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link

they do respawn unfortunately. another tip: electricity can stun them for a brief period in most but not all situations

rob, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link

I still want to know why hitting them with a bomb or whatever seems to do a tiny smidge of damage the first time (at least in the wild) but then seems to stop hurting them immediately after.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

I feel like that happened to me too when I was playing, and found bombs to be generally uneffective (though if you have a good hiding spot behind a wall, you'll kill them after like 50-100 bombs or something). It might just be a visual feedback cue they put in so you know you hit them once and they're damaged.

Nhex, Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:06 (five years ago) link

everything in the game respawns, thats what the blood moon is

ciderpress, Thursday, 28 February 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

I didn't know the things that respawned during the blood moon respawned permanently, I thought it was just during the blood moon, the same way skeleton monsters only come out at night.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link

i once lured a guardian to the banks of a mighty river. i then remote bombed him so that he toppled into the water, where he drowned. i watched it all unfold from a bridge. *in the air tonight drums*

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link

I couldn't find any ancient stuff in the river afterward, so I don't necessarily recommend it as a strategy

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

nah the blood moon is just the in-game lore justification for the game having to reset the world every so often since theres too many things for it to permanently track

ciderpress, Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

do the guardians respawn though? there are one or two you have to destroy right near the lab where you can buy ancient tech, and those don't come back

na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

the one in between the lab and the stable definitely respawns

rob, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

yeah those respawn. every overworld enemy and item does

ciderpress, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link

But do treasures? Like, sunken chests and stuff?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Some treasure/weapons do - the stuff you find in the wild like elemental swords in a rock crevasse in the mountains, that sorta thing - but not stuff in chests in shrines.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

Another thing I found annoying was once you are loaded up with all the arrows, the shops wont restock til you get back down below a certain level.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

yeah, that's kind of in keeping with the vibe of the game though, to encourage you to use all your crap instead of hoarding things. e.g., the weapon breaking - it is very annoying but it does force you to become familiar with all sorts of items instead of choosing yr favorite blade at the beginning and leveling it up the rest of the game.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

Tru dat. I became a fan of spamming anything that moved with bomb arrows on a tripler bow. Its a little cheaty :D

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 28 February 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

PC nerds have this running at 4K 60fps in emulation, and holy wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyz5zG_txsA

days of being riled (zchyrs), Friday, 1 March 2019 13:17 (five years ago) link

it really isn't that much of a difference for this game, compared to like certain wii games running in hd

ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link

It hasn't happened that often or affected gameplay, but I have had some pretty dramatic rate drops playing this game. Usually at weird times.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:28 (five years ago) link

I succumbed and bought a Wii U & Wind Waker. Excited!

Hopefully for y’all this means the surprise announcement for Wind Walker on Switch will take place later this afternoon.

Also, recommend me some wii u games!

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link

(I’ll take recs to another thread)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link

welcome to 2012 chuck!

(srsly tho the wii u was a great and tragically overlooked machine)

ones that haven't gotten switch versions, you mean? like half of them have now

ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

yeah i love the wii u but most of the switch catalogue is just upgraded rereleases of wii u games, i'm glad y'all get to enjoy the games but it's a bit frustrating for those of us who already played these games :)

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Friday, 1 March 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

I succumbed and bought a Wii U & Wind Waker. Excited!
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 March 2019 13:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

welcome to 2012 chuck!
(srsly tho the wii u was a great and tragically overlooked machine)
― Backdoor Pathway To Making Human Penis Started With A Wallaby (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 March 2019 13:56 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ones that haven't gotten switch versions, you mean? like half of them have now
― ciderpress, Friday, 1 March 2019 14:28 (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i love the wii u but most of the switch catalogue is just upgraded rereleases of wii u games, i'm glad y'all get to enjoy the games but it's a bit frustrating for those of us who already played these games :)
― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Friday, 1 March 2019 14:45 (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Given how expensive Switch games are, I realised I could buy a secondhand Wii U + a bunch of games for the price of 2 or 3 full priced Switch games. So I've retired the Game Cube from the living room, and I can finally get round to playing Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, etc. for the first time on one machine.

Anyway, er, - recommend me some Wii U games! Got my eye on SMG2 and Metroid Prime (which I've never played either)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 March 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

^^ oops wrong thread for this. get it together, me

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 1 March 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link

Lots of good points in the Kotaku sorta reassessment, but this might be my favorite:

Every piece of terrain you have to negotiate is its own stamina-based puzzle.

Because when you (I) think of it that way ... yeah, totally. Just getting around in this game is its own kind of puzzle, which may be why it's so much fun and/or rewarding just to wander. You're never *just* wandering or goofing around, you're sort of solving one little puzzle after the next.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link

Unrelated, I saw Free Solo today, and the whole time I kept thinking of Breath of the Wild.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link

"Recently, a friend of mine started playing Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the first time. This has had an interesting side effect: Any time I try to play anything else, I just wish I were playing Breath of the Wild. My ironclad resolve to continue making my way through games I hadn’t yet played lasted two days. So anyway, I’m playing Breath of the Wild again.

It’s been surreal to fall back into Breath of the Wild’s world so easily, especially considering how I’ve felt about new games that have come out in what was supposed to be a packed month. I ended up having mixed feelings about Metro Exodus, Anthem might be a good video game in a year, Crackdown 3 is less a meal than a throwback snack—the Dunk-a-roos of video games—and I got my fill of Far Cry New Dawn back when it was Far Cry 5, Far Cry 4, Far Cry Primal, Far Cry 3, and Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon."

go for a fucking walk

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 3 March 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link

but ... they already burned out on Pokémon Go

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 March 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

That review was bollocks - the guy admitted he'd only played it for like 40 hours in the first go round. "omg this game I never really got far into has all these amazing things on the replay!"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

only 40 hours

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

I just added up the hours my WiiU says Ive played this since it came out (so thats 2 yearsish now).

It appeared to be around the 500 hour mark :/

Granted, a chunk of that would be "put the controller down and go do the dishes with the game still running" but still... yikes.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 March 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

i've been playing this for a while and yesterday discovered a stable and shrine just standing out in the middle of the map that i had somehow not stumbled upon yet

na (NA), Monday, 4 March 2019 15:16 (five years ago) link

200 hours by the time I completed it, god knows how many more on Fucking Rohta Bastard Chigah DLC Bastard shrine

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 March 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link

I thought I had unlocked all of the towers but I just found one more. So far the best money spent in this game has been on my winter gear, which makes me think there is a hot weather outfit to save up for as well. Question: does the game know what I am low on? For example, if I am running low on regular arrows, am I more likely to come across them in the game than I am other types of arrows I might have more of? Does the treasure and whatnot adjust to what I need, generally speaking, or is it all set or random?

Thus far I have spent all of my orb upgrades on stamina, because that seems more important, but it might be worth upping my hearts as well. Then again, like I said before, as far as I can tell there is no real cost to dying - you don't lose anything - so I'm not sure what advantage more hearts really offers except sheer endurance/tanking through adversity.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

find ye a divine beast! they're not any harder than the rest of the game, just take a bit longer

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link

Get as many hearts as you possibly can, you'll need them. Stamina vessels as well.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 06:39 (five years ago) link

I've come across two divine beasts so far, one in the desert and one in the sky. In the case of the former I think I was told to meet some bird person on the flying range, where I wasted a lot of time trying to break all these targets for apparently no real purpose, but there was no one waiting there, so I moved on. The desert was pure happenstance while exploring. I know hours ago I was being coaxed into helping the fish people earlier, so I assume that was taking me to another divine beast.

Saw my first skeleton hinox (I think) the other day. Something big, at least. Seen a few lynels in the distance, but once I could have sworn one even killed me from there, so ... nope.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 12:52 (five years ago) link

Oh, and I was able to upgrade my radar to radar+, but I don't have enough parts to do the better upgrades to bombs and stasis. I forget where I got a core before, probably in a shrine? I've been avoiding the strength tests shrines, but that basically seems like something to do when I have more weapons than I know what to do with.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 12:57 (five years ago) link

i think there's only one skeleton hinox so well done there!

nxd, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link

there are three levels of guardian shrines; you can surely beat the easiest of those now (are they called "minor"? I can't remember)

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link

getting a second stamina wheel makes moving around the map a lot quicker but I'd go for hearts after that, getting to 13 is an important break point for reasons

ciderpress, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link

Oh, beating the minor tests of strengths is easy. but I keep coming across major tests of strength lately.

Oh man, the most annoying part of the game the other day. I got stranded on that island with nothing but my underwear and wits, and the only way to get everything back was to do all this bullshit. Or, you know, die and just go back to the last save spot, because I could tell the reward was not worth the effort.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link

the effort is the reward

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

I bailed because (and this is another lingering effect of Dark Souls) I was worried if I didn't succeed I would be left with nothing. That seems like exactly what Dark Souls would do.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 15:29 (five years ago) link

Speaking of work for the sake of work, I'm still not sold not the weapon system. I get that having weapons break makes you try different weapons, but honestly the flip for me is that having weapons break all the time means I don't care about weapons, since I'll just switch to another one for 5 or 10 whacks. Again, at least at this stage, it doesn't feel like anything is at stake, since it'll just be replaced by something else. That's fine, it's just one less thing to worry about.

So far the only work for the sake of work I truly enjoy in this game (which I am enjoying) is standing on a skull fort and tossing bombs through an eye again and again until everything is dead and, 10 minutes later, I get a bundle of 5 arrows or something.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link

Spears! Spears are great! I always breathed a sigh of relief when I found a spear.

I also carried a ton of wands for "just in case" that I never used.

Having a flaming weapon is great for setting campfires quickly.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

there are too many two-handed weapons. i feel like all the powerful swords i find are two-handed and slow. i do like spears.

na (NA), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

Oh man, the most annoying part of the game the other day. I got stranded on that island with nothing but my underwear and wits, and the only way to get everything back was to do all this bullshit. Or, you know, die and just go back to the last save spot, because I could tell the reward was not worth the effort.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 5, 2019 9:42 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mentioned this upthread, but I did this part towards the end of the game and it was a fun nostalgic throwback challenge at that point.

rob, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

I thought I had unlocked all of the towers but I just found one more. So far the best money spent in this game has been on my winter gear, which makes me think there is a hot weather outfit to save up for as well. Question: does the game know what I am low on? For example, if I am running low on regular arrows, am I more likely to come across them in the game than I am other types of arrows I might have more of? Does the treasure and whatnot adjust to what I need, generally speaking, or is it all set or random?

― Josh in Chicago

there is hot weather gear! several varieties of hot weather gear in fact! and you can and will easily go broke buying all that gear. at a certain point in the game i was just going around trying to get all my armor upgraded. that and looking for poop.

the game _does_ know what you're low on and certain things (fairies specifically) won't spawn if you have a certain number, and the shops won't sell arrows, but i think drops are mostly determined by enemy type. oh, and the farther along you are in the game the more phat the loot is - while at the beginning of the game the lizalfos will have lizal boomerangs, towards the end of the game they will all have tri-boomerangs. same thing with certain types of enemies - they get tougher the farther you are in the game, except for certain enemies which are locked to a specific difficulty level

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

I have read that weapon drop quality is a function of number of weapons you've broken in the game so far

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 19:58 (five years ago) link

there are two specific sets of hot weather gear you need to access big parts of the story and divine beasts

na (NA), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

xpost lo and behold, I have traveled to the land of the leaf ewoks and now know why I need more hearts than I have.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

the big guy that’s into poop should probably be around there somewhere.

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:05 (five years ago) link

Man, the encounters in this game are soooooo weird, from the lascivious fairies to ... pretty much everything around Gerardo Town. Crossdressing, amazonian ladies looking for men ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

…Gerardo Town?

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

you know, where gerardo hangs out. link's brother

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link

there are two specific sets of hot weather gear you need to access big parts of the story and divine beasts

― na (NA)

and one set costs more than your goddamn house. oh, sure, live it up now, gorons, but what happens after you eat all of your goddamn precious stones? try charging two thousand dollars for a fucking hat then

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

stone munching wee fucks

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

i was gonna make a rico suave joke but the moment has passed

na (NA), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

I set it up and everything ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

Its funny I'd forgot how terrifying trying to get to Goron city was pre-heat gear. Lava and beasties everywhere argh! Now its all "eh, strollin along a volcano no fux given". I love the little hot springs you can sit in.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MfEujKN.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 March 2019 04:44 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GyVeQgLUw

DJI, Thursday, 7 March 2019 04:47 (five years ago) link

One of the reasons I kept postponing the Divine Bird is that I would get distracted en route and use up all my bomb arrows (which I knew I needed), then need to save up for more, then end up using those bomb arrows, too, and so on. So it was a nice surprise to finally tackle the Bird and find at the start the Bird Bro gifts you with 20 bomb arrows. Thanks, Bird Bro. I was able to take down the Divine Bird without looking up help until the last of the engines, because I missed the part about tilting the map. Once I learned how to do that it was pretty OK, and the baddie on the roof I got in maybe two tries, once I figured out what it did. Hilariously I didn't realize I still had to turn of the widget in the middle at the end and kept trying to fly back to Rito Village, to no avail. But yeah, Divine Bird is done, got my flying shoes. Oh, and I've unlocked all my magic+ powers, so there's that, too.

Next stop: Divine Waterworld beast? I should get more Ancient Arrows, too.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 12:50 (five years ago) link

Oh, and I came this close the killing a skeleton hilox or whatever, but then at the last minute it hit 5am or whatever the witching hour end time is and it dug itself back underground. Oh well.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 12:51 (five years ago) link

I never used any ancient arrows but maybe I should have?

All of the Divine Beasts give useful abilities. The bird & waters ones are particularly good for exploring.

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 8 March 2019 13:23 (five years ago) link

I used my first batch of Ancient Arrows and yeah, they blow up guardians good.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 8 March 2019 14:07 (five years ago) link

I don't think a day has gone by yet where something in this game did not surprise me, which is awesome. There is just so much there to be discovered, so that it feels kind of special when you come across it, even if, obv., it has been programmed and is designed to be discovered. Like, I looked at the map and thought, huh, I've never been to that area, so climbed a mountain and found a spring and dragon to free. It was cool. Another time I went back to the Forgotten Ruins, which I had passed through but not explored, and found my way into a room filled with a bunch of stationary guardians, which I successfully destroyed for lots of parts, losing almost all my weapons in the process but justifying going on a kill spree in the countryside to find more weapons. Then today I spent too much time trying to ride a buck to fulfill a quest before realizing, well, it's optional and kind of dumb, so I'll just go off and do something else then come back some other time if I even remember to do so. Later I found a big waterfall and suspected there was something behind it, so jumped in and swam up and ... drowned. And then came back and realized there was another way into a shrine, one which did not kill me. Just lots of fun.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:08 (five years ago) link

Ok now you’re getting it, I was worried you had some kinda problem

moose; squirrel (silby), Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link

Its funny I'd forgot how terrifying trying to get to Goron city was pre-heat gear. Lava and beasties everywhere argh! Now its all "eh, strollin along a volcano no fux given". I love the little hot springs you can sit in.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce)

my spouse has been playing botw again lately and was just hanging out on death mountain chilling and a bird literally caught on fire, it was weird

they also figured out why some weapons sparkle, which was a new realization to me too - it's to show that you haven't used them yet. (this is different from the metal weapon indicator when there's lightning around)

flying shoes are the best. also not really much of a spoiler but all the divine beast puzzles are based around moving them using the map so get used to it :)

have you got the stealth armor yet? i love the stealth armor.

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Sunday, 10 March 2019 12:02 (five years ago) link

I guess you don't max out clothing inventory, right? I should go shopping!

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 March 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

yeah you can carry all your clothes with you whenever, and even though you can't change your weapon while you're falling off a cliff you totally _can_ change your clothes. stealth gear definitely worth it!

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link

played while in my stealth gear but don't know how stealthy it made me. Because I'm also getting better at defending myself. how sneaky is sneaky? anyway, eventually made my way to waterworld, which was kind of a long trek and preamble for the payoff, but I suppose I'm about to do another Divine beast.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 March 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

Heh, my first attempt at the water elephant beast was a disaster, since I misheard/misunderstood the instructions and thought I had to take out all the glowing circles in the water wheel, but of course my shock arrows did nothing. Then I realized I had to use my magic to break the ice, and even if I just let them hit me the fish man wouldn't bring me to the waterfalls. I kept trying to steer him, too, or use my gale force glider power to fly up, but, nope, need to break the ice first. Hopefully the inside of the elephant will be more obvious (to me).

On the plus side, I already had a bunch of shock arrows, so I didn't need to mess with the lynel. But maybe I'll do that anyway.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 March 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link

Water elephant down! So far the Divine Beast bosses have been easier than some of the more common enemies. At the very least figuring out what to do has posed a bigger challenge than the actual battle. I totally forgot that my freeze ray worked horizontally.

After I beat it I did mess with the nearby Lynel a bit to get more shock arrows. But rather than just die at its hands I simply teleported somewhere else when I noticed it was getting perturbed.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 March 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

Glad to hear its all finally falling into place for you man! :)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/663B3wD.jpg

― ciderpress, Saturday, May 19, 2018 1:55 PM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is still my favorite thing in the game

ciderpress, Monday, 11 March 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

I love reading various discussions about the game and people going "wait, theres other ways to do this!?" about a thing, a great example being the mining carts. I'd been kicking them into gear with stasis and a bash with a weapon. Turns out that little cage at the rear was designed to stick a bomb into and detonate it to make the cart move >_<

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

In the elephant beast there was this gate I had to get under. For some reason it didn't occur to me to use my magic ice power, so I just used stasis and hit it a bunch and then ran under it (and, later, ran out). Ice would have been better, but stasis worked. (And cost me a weapon, but whatever.)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link

the ice power is definitely the one i always forget about, i never internalized to look for ways to use it anytime there's water on the ground

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:48 (five years ago) link

U can knock over some dead guardians with it, if theyre near a puddle.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 03:02 (five years ago) link

I killed my first rock monster. Found a good perch on a pillar and jus started tossing bombs.

Gale force wind thrust is a pretty good power, like getting a double jump. Upstream waterfall swimmer is useful, too, for shortcuts. I just found a pair of rubber pants, will they stop me from getting hit by lightning? Can't tell yet. I think I have 11 hearts, which is good, since now most things/falls/attacks don't immediately kill me, not even guardians, I don't think. Speaking of which, I've yet to use my shield once on this game, in part because whenever it comes up I happen to have something two-handed equipped and can't use it. But I haven't really had to use it yet, either.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 12:02 (five years ago) link

you can parry guardian lasers with a shield, that's the big use case

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 13:02 (five years ago) link

And easily collect arrows, like trayce mentioned a few times upthread (which I didn’t know about! So many little things like that in this game.)

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link

I just buy any and all arrows I come across. Or pick them up after the dummy monsters miss me, because I'm running around, flaunting my stamina.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 13:17 (five years ago) link

josh

are you enjoying the greatest game of all time, zelda: breath of the wild ?

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 13:17 (five years ago) link

it's no links awakening dx

ciderpress, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 13:29 (five years ago) link

congrats to Josh. i'm glad this worked out for everyone. i haven't been able to play for a week or so and have been surviving the withdrawal with small doses of this thread.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

like trayce mentioned a few times upthread

LOL I am terrible at repeating myself ;_;

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

I'd argue that I just hit peak Breath, which is wandering around until I found the way into the forest, was made to search for and discover a shrine by torchlight, then fight a Hinox in the dark. Very satisfying and not, surprisingly, as difficult as I expected. Also hung with the ridiculous body builder bros who are now, it seems, my blood bros.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link

Back to a long stretch of mostly goofing around and exploring. I've killed a few Hinoxes, and one rock monster, the former of which is not as scary as first seems and the latter definitely not worth the trouble. But today while I was harvesting durian I saw a Lynel and thought, you know, let's see what this guy is like. I killed it, but it took some time and a whole bunch of hearty meals. I got the sense my ranged weapons just did little to nothing, so had to get in there and hack away. I got a couple of cool looking weapons, but honestly, if they're just going to break like everything else I don't see the point. I have the same problem with an ancient bow I bought. Is it just a five shots and done sort of deal, too?

The biggest waste of my time was trying that lighting challenge, where you have to get all the spheres in the right place while you're constantly getting struck by lightning. After decimating more of my hearty meals I though, nah, why bother? At least for now.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link

In the videos I’ve seen (I know...), the great lynel bow is good for taking out lynels. Maybe save it for that and then harvest away...

DJI, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:49 (five years ago) link

Speaking of which, I was watching the Matthewmatosis review video that made the rounds, and he made some really good points about the game's flaws (which are often linked to its best attributes). One of the biggest ones I just sort of touched on, the feeling of low-stakes or "why bother?" If you can stockpile stamina stuff, then climbing mountains will never be a challenge. If you can stockpile hearty meals that you can eat during battles at no cost, then fighting powerful enemies will never be a real challenge. If enemies respawn and taking on enemy camps offers only modest rewards of treasure or equipment, then why not just avoid them, anyway? If swimming up a waterfall is as easy as putting on the right armor, then why not just make it a power rather than make you put on the armor for those few seconds? And so on.

The guy in the video pretty astutely I thought highlighted some of these aspects as the downside of total freedom. You can theoretically make the game as hard as you want - as he points out, your first instruction is "destroy Ganon" or whatever and in theory you can head right out to do that - but you have to choose to do so and stick to the rules you set out for yourself. Doesn't detract that much from the game, really, since it's still a great game that I'm really enjoying and will enjoy for many hours more, just ways he demonstrated that for all the strides this game made and for all it did right there are still ways it could have been even better. That's what I really liked about Dark Souls, the cost/benefit balance seemed dead-on, and even "avoiding" certain enemies took some skill and strategy. Anyway, if you haven't seen this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRA1QTTAxys

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 March 2019 12:10 (five years ago) link

All those "flaws" are things I enjoy! If it were as easy as "grab stamina stuff, climb mountain", yes, the game might be a bit boring.

But (a) it's never that easy, and (b) - this is the part where the massive playing area makes a difference - no single mountain is the same. Every part of the map has a unique geography and set of puzzles to solve. Even two sides of the same canyon might have different problems and approaches and bonuses and NPCs and weather patterns...

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:07 (five years ago) link

Also, I've always rolled my eyes when gamers say things like "I didn't want to play the game, I just wanted to hang out in the world" - but I finally felt like that with this game.

The DLC, on the other hand...

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

All true! But the biggest challenge to travel and traversal has been time, not difficulty. Climbing and wandering and whatnot are not just a big part of the game, they are a huge part of the game, and without it there wouldn't be much. Now, I like wandering, it might be my favorite part of the game, but it could still have been a bit more compelling if they added some more rigorous survival aspects to it. For example, for dozens of hours I have been accumulating flint and wood, but never felt the need to start a fire until yesterday, and only because I was impatient to melt a shrine out of a glacier.

Anyway, those flaws aren't really flaws, just ways the game could have been maybe a bit better or more challenging. For example, in the video the guy suggests consuming food could freeze you for a second or two, making you vulnerable while you eat. Right now with essentially unlimited food and the ability to consume at will while impervious makes it pretty easy to power through anything. I do like the time/use limitations of the two shrine powers I have earned, there's a slight incentive not to abuse them.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link

It was always the same with the GTA games though. It's about creating your own criteria for how challenging you want the game to be and then rising to that challenge. My personal approach to BotW ("don't cook") meant that I was usually going from uncompleted shrine to uncompleted shrine to attend to it and restore my health in the process. It was challenging and fun and never felt grind-y

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

Yeah, and even when you have guardian armor and food and whatnot up the wazoo, there's still plenty of difficult stuff to complete - or stuff like Tarrytown that's easy but SUPER delightful.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 16 March 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Back to putzing around in this game, which is fun. I've been spending time in Lava Land, now that I have my iron armor. I also beat the fire rock monster. Def. at the point in this game where there is little point fighting anything.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

Putzing around in lava land is great. I recommend trying to do a lap round the top of the volcano region and along the back of the very north of the map, west of akkala. Nothing much of consequence storywise but it’s a beautiful area to wander in.

In news that no one else in the world will care about but thrills me to bits, I finally finished the impossible rota chiga shrine on the DLC after like SIX MONTHS of awful failure. Link is finally back to fulll strength and I’m equal parts FUCK YOU NINTENDO for putting me through that and excited to start playing again

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 8 April 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link

That shrine is the worst. Woooorrrsssst.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link

Ewok Land challenges I just did were among my least favorite, not because they were difficult but because they were super easy but just took time. "For this next challenge, you will don full armor and cautiously ... follow an ewok through the woods. If you dare!!!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link

I thought that one was kinda cute! But I recall Adam raging about it upthread, I guess some ppl dont like sneaking. Ijust love the music and fog atmos in the woods.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link

otm, i don’t like sneaking, i want to get shit done

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 09:37 (five years ago) link

Lol u sound like my other 'alf.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 April 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Three Divine Beasts down and I sort of feel pretty overpowered at this point in the game, which is largely the game's doing. It's just so gentle about its challenges that they're not very ... challenging. But it is a ton of fun and charming and cute and weird and silly, which is pretty great. Do I need to beat all four Beasts to kill the big bad? Once I kill the big bad is the game over or can I still goof around?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

you don't need to beat any of the big beasts to kill ganon, but killing each gives you a special power and killing all of them provides assistance that makes killing ganon much easier

na (NA), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

fwiw i had all 4 special powers when i took on ganon, and didn't use any of them (unless the one that saves your ass when you run out of health was triggered - i don't remembered)

Once I kill the big bad is the game over or can I still goof around? you can goof around as long as you want

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

Awesome! When I was playing Dark Souls I saw that beating the big bag automatically sends you to Uber+Dangermode or whatever, so I made sure to do extra stuff (like the memorable DLC) first.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

well you get end credits after you beat the game and then your save file is back in front of the boss door. Sadly you don't get to noodle around Hyrule with all the danger defeated.

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

if you're looking for challenges, a few things in the Champion's Ballad DLC are a *lot* harder than anything in the game that isn't eventide

although collecting all the memories without cheating was a challenge, especially when one of them is basically "find this tree"

i think the dlc kicks in once you've axed all four divine beasts

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

Yeah all I'm left to do now is trial of the sword (aka Dork Souls).

I just fear I'll get all ragequitty at it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 May 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

my boy spent his easter holiday finishing everything in the game, including the dlc, save korok seeds : everything in the compendium, maxing all the armors, all the side quests. the trial of the sword wasn't *that* bad. unfortunately the buffed master sword doesn't go to 120 in the castle.

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 9 May 2019 08:40 (four years ago) link

I still don't really know what the weapon/armor numbers mean. I do know that I've made it through most of the game now without using or feeling the need to use a shield.

While the way it's designed is certainly fun, something that might have made this game a little more challenging would be to somehow limit teleportation and/or swapping of armor, or even swapping of weapons, or consumption of food. The fact that even mid-battle - or mid-fall! - you can teleport somewhere safe, or eat a meal, really gooses things in your favor. Not a flaw in the game at all, just a tad hand-holdy by default.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

I found the Master Sword Quests extremely difficult! Bf is finally going to get into this game and watching over his shoulder has been amazing, what an amazing game this is

My friend told me yesterday when he saw what BotW looked like that it matched up with his childhood fantasies of “video games of the future”... not inaccurate!

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

I saw a video the other day of someone using angry chickens to attack those giant sandworms. As a comment pointed out, it's a testament to the inspired nature of this game that players are still figuring stuff like that out years later.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link

yeah, the way the various underlying, interlocking systems interact with each other is as close as games have ever come to building a tangible, believable world - it's a remarkable achievement

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

Watching him play, I realized that my memory of this game had forgotten that NPCs exist, that my memory of the game was just this enormous empty landscape filled with rotting machinery and beautiful views

I will never forget the first time I got on a horse and just rode and rode, and the music developed and continued, and we were on a beach in the south and riding under an overhang as the sun was coming up and it was really truly beautiful

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

Considering that most of the music I'm hearing in my house these days is Game Of Thrones (and the composer for that series is probably the most visible composer making the clunkiest compositional decisions), the music for BotW is endlessly surprising and appealing, hearing snippets of themes from 25-year old games thrown in as tossed-of counter-melodies, how it centres the piano as the lead instrument and veers into genre after genre seamlessly, I'm really thrilled by it which is a rare thing for me to say

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 9 May 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

Yeah, doofing around Death Mountain I could have sworn I heard the super Mario Bros pipe dungeon theme.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

The woman who wrote the BOTW music also did Animal Crossing and it shows in its sparse, miminalist prettiness sometimes.

On the learn new things all the time front I read someone the other day solving an electric shrine puzzle by eschewing dragging over the metal cubes, and just...chaining chu jelly together.

Its conductive. Who knew?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

if you beat all of the divine beasts and then face ganon, isn't his energy halved?

||||||||, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

Yeah I always assumed thats what each of their laser doohickeys were doing aiming at the castle.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 May 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link

Just popped into Hyrule Castle for the first time. It's definitely harder than the rest of the game so far, and really forced me to stock up on the right equipment! On the plus side, the rate of return for taking out guardians with arrows is pretty strong. One arrow=lots of parts=more arrows.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 02:14 (four years ago) link

On the learn new things all the time front I read someone the other day solving an electric shrine puzzle by eschewing dragging over the metal cubes, and just...chaining chu jelly together.

Oh I remember solving that shrine by placing swords between the metal contacts on the floor, which conducted the electricity. The interactivity of everything in the world is the games greatest triumph imo, way beyond other open world games.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 10 May 2019 04:08 (four years ago) link

Yeah, doofing around Death Mountain I could have sworn I heard the super Mario Bros pipe dungeon theme.

― Josh in Chicago

it's the music from death mountain in the original zelda - they're both pieces by koji kondo from around the same time and aren't totally dissimilar :) i was pretty hype when i heard that, the composer integrated that in a fairly classy way

there's some really subtle stuff in game music these days, one of the youtube channels i'm subbed to did a video where they talked about joe hisaishi's "leavetaking" from the second ni no kuni game and the way it used five in a way that's markedly different from the way it typically gets used in pop music and prog

Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Friday, 10 May 2019 09:11 (four years ago) link

Heh, I don't even remember a Death Mountain in the original! The only music I remember from the original Zelda is the main theme and iirc I haven't heard that yet in BotW.

Death Mountain would be a great name for a nerdy metal band.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

This game is so well made that most of the time I don't even notice how many of its elements appeared in the first Zelda! Which, tbf, was a long time ago, and I never played and of the sequels.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link

On the plus side, the rate of return for taking out guardians with arrows is pretty strong. One arrow=lots of parts=more arrows.

You can also use the perfect block thingy with your shield (block just after the guardian does its high pitched beep) and that works almost every time

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

I only just figured out I could chop off their legs! Seems mean

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 10 May 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

Meaner than hiding in some elevated spot and just chucking bombs at monsters who just want to dance and sleep?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

i don't feel bad about the monsters, they're kind of generic and annoying, even when they're dancing

but sometimes with the lynels and the guardians, i feel like i'm actually killing **a thing** and it makes me feel bad

don't pity me

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 10 May 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

Yeah, like killing a giraffe or something.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

at the very least, you shouldn't feel too bad about killing anything that appears again after the blood moons. they're all stuck in eternal recurrence anyway, it doesn't matter

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 May 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

That blood moon is a wrinkle of a challenge. As I was blowing up guardians in the castle it occurred to me if I waste too much time they might just all come back!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 May 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

Steampunk Camel was easier than I expected. At one point I lost track of a green electric ball and was about to bail, but then I got lost and stumbled on it on the way out of the beast and was able to get that last terminal. I did have to look up how to beat the boss, though. His second stage was sort of inexplicable until I learned the trick.

I guess I'll start gathering supplies and take on the magic castle in earnest next.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

a fun way to take on the castle is to try out a few different entrances - the approach will play out very differently depending on what you choose, and they are fun in different ways!

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

been puttering around my old save file btwn tetris matches. my one complaint re: this game is that i wish there was something more to do at east reservoir lake. such a sweet location but nothing going on!

lumen (esby), Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

that's where you're supposed to record your vlog, in character as link

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 May 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

I've been to the castle twice before, briefly. Both times took me to very different places. The first I got trapped in a room with a Lynel and died, or at least escaped. The second took me to a shrine and a library, but then I decided not to explore further at the time.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 May 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

The only music I remember from the original Zelda is the main theme and iirc I haven't heard that yet in BotW.

Its there! Go galloping on a horse at night for a while and keep yr ears peeled :)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 12 May 2019 23:53 (four years ago) link

Horses and shields, haven't really seen the point of either.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 May 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link

i love that josh is still challoping this far into the conversation

Nhex, Monday, 13 May 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

Ha. I mean, I literally know what they're there for, but shields ... I've not wanted or needed to defend myself with one, deflect anything or surf anything, ever. And the horse, I just remembered I did at one point train, name and board a horse, but ... I forget where. I think I named it Horse? Hope it's OK. Maybe I'll go for a leisurely ride after I've killed the Big Bad and retired.

The other day I did hop on and ride a deer for a little while.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 May 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link

I find the horse riding relaxing! Doesnt even matter if you abandon it on the edge of a cliff or whatever anyway cos you just rock up to any stable and its there. Or, get the Ancient horse gear so you can teleport him to you.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 May 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

There's just so much climbing in this game that riding around on a horse feels ... terrestrial. Or like jacking a car and going for a joy ride, I guess. Then, yeah, just abandoning it somewhere by the edge of a cliff.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

Riding a bear is fun.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link

Stumbled upon and therefore fought the Big Bad for the first time. Seemed to be going OK, but then he went all shiny yellow and I could no longer do damage. Take damage, yes, but do damage, no. I assume I lack a magic widget or something?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

Have you done all 4 champions?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 May 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link

Yep. That reduced its health by half. I beat it down further for a bit but then it just becomes and stay impervious, as far as I can tell. I went through almost all of my shields and food and anything to replenish hearts, so there must be more to it than attrition.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link

Hm I'm struggling to recall that. I dont feel like he was that hard. Do you have any ancient arrows?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 May 2019 04:12 (four years ago) link

Yeah, lots! They didn't do anything. Must have a weak spot or something. I guess I can just look it up.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link

once his health gets low enough hurting him requires expert timing or using one of your champion skills

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Monday, 20 May 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

There, I beat Ganon (second try).

1) There is something very ironic about going all this time without much use for shields or horses only to find the final battle inextricably linked to shields and horses.

2) I don't think the final battle was particularly satisfying, given that my driving feeling throughout was that it was making me break or use up all my equipment, and that I couldn't wait for it to be over so that I could replenish supplies. I guess that's a testament to how great the rest of the game, everything but ... the bosses, all of which were easier than random Lynels.

Glad you all pressured me into playing, though! Back to maybe Cuphead or something else in the interim before I (probably) dive into Dark Souls 3.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

sequel announced

gbx, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

i don't know why i crapped up this thread by mentioning the ubisoft game, sorry

pumped for the real sequel!!

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

so much of zelda relies on it actually being zelda

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:08 (four years ago) link

i just imagined pulling up the awful ubisoft map and seeing 4 trillion possible objectives

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Kinda hoped they'd go in another direction for the next mainline Zelda, but I'll gladly take more BotW, especially if this is the Majora's Mask to BotW's Ocarina (which it looks like it could be).

Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

feel like it's probably a long way off (tho hopefully not)

devvvine, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

maybe zelda will be a playable character? or co-op'able?

L'assie (Euler), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

That trailer made me plotz.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link

i think it shows up holiday 2020 at the earliest, holiday 2021 at the latest

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link

that sounds about right

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:16 (four years ago) link

don't think they'd repeat the mistake of botw which they first announced for the wii u in like 2013 and then strung people along for years

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link

more likely than the mistake of shipping a game that doesn't actually work

string me along all you like, as long as i don't die i'll play the game whenever it's ready

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link

They have the engine and map and everything already. I'm wondering if this will answer all the BUT I WANT DUNGENNNNZZ people by... being a completely underground game, lol.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTVniSGKYKU

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 27 June 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link

excellent.

Nhex, Friday, 28 June 2019 04:00 (four years ago) link

hey i finally got around to going back in and beating ganon. it's pretty easy overall, but the first chunk of it is at least challenging. it's weird that you're then ported outside and do the easy part of shooting arrows at big targets on dark ganon's body.

na (NA), Friday, 28 June 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link

yeah it's a dramatic playable cutscene, it's supposed to be easy

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 28 June 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

And they dont let you keep the damn light arrow *grump*.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 July 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

I wish they'd made the monsters less adorable, in particular I feel bad about killing hinoxes (when one sits down on the ground and clutches its eye is v adorable.)

Surprisingly, the most fun moment I've had so far is getting okay at disarming bokoblins / moblins with a shield parry. Pretty easy (I guess they were blue), very satisfying. I might try to git gud, which I never would have expected.

Have done water elephant, no desire for more Beasts right now. Gonna buy a house and get some hot-weather gear. I have the cold gear from Rito village and it's really satisfying to have after hours of avoiding snow.

Very rarely on a horse since my favorite thing is climbing, and my second favorite thing is gliding.

lukas, Saturday, 1 February 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

i think i spent less than 5 minutes of the game on a horse, cumulatively

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 February 2020 01:25 (four years ago) link

Yeah, don't see the point in horses as you can fast travel most areas and miss loads whilst riding.

My son loves them though, has five different ones and will happily spend hours just riding around on them finding cool ways to dismount.

groovypanda, Saturday, 1 February 2020 10:09 (four years ago) link

yeh no horses here, but that beautiful white boi was worthwhile

nxd, Saturday, 1 February 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

Horses were great until I figured out, one divine beast in, that climbing the towers unlocked the maps, duh

Still - the horseride from kakoriko to rito, near the start of the game, without a map, realising how huge the playing area was vs. Ocarina of Time, dying very often, was one of my favourite gaming experiences ever

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

So I thought I was kinda over this game, and then I randomly grabbed my first sand seal in the middle of a sand storm, it dragged me through an area I'd never explored before, past a couple moblins to a treasure chest with a diamond in it (which I keep hoarding expecting to need for armor upgrades at some point.)

Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel, when it bucks you off after the fifth hit, immediately lock on with the left trigger and then hit the right trigger to get three cheap headshots from behind.

lukas, Monday, 9 March 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

Yeah the other good thing with that is apparently mounted Lynel attacks dont degrade yr weapon.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 9 March 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link

Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel,

snicker

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 01:06 (four years ago) link

Mom I think I'm not supposed to be in this chatroom

lukas, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 04:31 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'll tell you who's an ancient screw

the motorcycle is kinda disappointing so far. i think i'm ready to kill ganon and put on a mario hat.

lukas, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/B6Jt9Dz/68-A53-BB9-F6-C9-4-A20-9887-3-DA0-A752-FE2-E.jpg

absolutely freakin psychotic m8

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

i beat the sword trials and now my sword is very powerful

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

I never got the motorcycle, but the teleporting horse armor was pretty cool

may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link

I never bothered with a horse in this game, let alone a steel horse.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

I never bothered with a horse in this game. But a steel horse? THAT I can get into.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link

i never bothered with a horse in this game. Why should a steel horse be any different?

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link

flesh? steel? a horse is a horse, i say, and i don't bother with them.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link

i didn't avoid horses in this game because i was scared of seeing their horse anus while riding. I simply don't bother with them. even a steel anus wouldn't frighten me.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:21 (four years ago) link

what would you even feed a steel horse? Flesh horses? Why bother!

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link

steel horses inside of flesh horses. the horses are fake liars in this game, and i refuse to be bothered with it.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link

A steel horse bothering itself alone? I'm game!

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:29 (four years ago) link

otm

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:56 (four years ago) link

Now, if you could play *as* a steel horse, that would be, as they say, a game changer.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:26 (four years ago) link

it was raining when i got to the ancient lab so i ended up wandering off and beating 50 shrines and getting the master sword before i came back and realized i could upgrade my bombs

crüt, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

can i make the steel horse jump up and down on my head, infinitely?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link

it was raining when i rode this
steel horse into some ass-face play

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link

now, at last, i am alive

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

just a matter of time before the phrase "steel anus" showed up on this thread

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link

Peter Steele of Type O Negative is chuckling in the afterlife.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

the arc of the ilx thread is long but it bends towards the phrase ‘steel anus’

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

i am genuinely surprised that it hasn't been used on ilx until now. good to finally get that one on the board

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

ILX worst mentions

rob, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

you've all disappointed me greatly

Nhex, Thursday, 9 April 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

i've a mind like a steel anus -- i never forget an opinion, which are themselves like anuses -- everybody's got one.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link

master cycle fuel can't melt steel anuses

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel ... "

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

...horse i ride
and the anus (ANEEUUUHUHUS)
is also steel

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

by the steel anus on the horse of jovi

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive that shits jewels

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

howdy do. this is peter mccallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those jewel shitting stainless steel anuses designed by jony ive. credit card? You got it.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:30 (four years ago) link

i'm sorry i said anything about the ... thing

lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

appreciate the apology, lukas. not sure if i can move on from it, but i'm willing the try. you'll understand that i fp'd you as a first step toward righting some of the wrongs unleashed here by you over the last 24 hours.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

"willing the try" is a phrase from rugby btw, in case you aren't smart

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link

how do I know if I'm smart? no don't answer that anus man

lukas, Thursday, 9 April 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

you are smart, lukas. I did a typo and made a lie to cover it up like the flesh on a steel horse. Now I am the one who is sorry.

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 9 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

One of only three known copies of the 78 of Rina Tadwaddle's hit song from the 1920's "No Don't Answer That Anus Man, Doo Doo Doo"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 April 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

but also

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm on my second playthrough, using a horse and trying to stick mainly to the main roads this time. it's quite refreshing!

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 05:45 (three years ago) link

also this game has spoiled every other video game for me. i tried playing dragon quest xi after playing this and i was like what the fuck

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 06:02 (three years ago) link

i love how a lizalfos reacts when you wear the lizalfos mask

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 23 May 2020 07:03 (three years ago) link

I’m back doing the DLC. I love the map that shows you everywhere you’ve been - I’m trying to visit every spot i missed. Mostly they’re just hills and the occasional korok, but I’m really hungry for places to explore right now (for some reason). Wondering what it’ll feel like if I just start from scratch.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 23 May 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

yeah that map is cool

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

i played master mode a bit and the monsters regenerating their health might be a dealbreaker, its one thing to have them be just more difficult idk

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

the regeneration is really brutal, you have to avoid avoid avoid or peel out one at a time. I'm not sure master mode is fun, I started a master mode file ages ago but I haven't been back to it

silby, Sunday, 24 May 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

has anyone noticed that the glockenspiel / bell sound in the Kakariko Village music is quoting the Kakariko Village music from A Link To The Past?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oxz-LmklV4

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

Theres a few neat callbacks like that! The music referred to as "house" which plays when you visit Selmie the snowboarder in her little hut, is a very slow version of the inside-house music from Occarina/Windwaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rxX17lcQdI

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

Yeah the fragmented elements on the main world theme have entranced me, the way that "riding a horse for an extended period of time" results in weird pointillistic versions of past themes appearing is extremely in my wheelgarage

And FUCK Trayce I never would've noticed that had you not pointed it out but very much so

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link

I even hear subtle hints of Animal Crossing New Leaf in some of the more islandy songs (like Lurelin village) which makes sense because one of the composers is a woman who also did AC! I love this soundtrack so hard.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

Like honestly, there are youtubes out there where you can listen to "waterside" or "sheikah tower" on a loop for 10 hours and I am constantly on that. Makes working very peaceful.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

lofi hyrule beats to study to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

I love the attention to music across the franchise. Noticing Zelda's Lullaby in Sheik's Theme was one of the first times I understood music as a story telling device:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKAZrMXm4c

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 11:42 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise.

On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom.

Note the ingredients. pic.twitter.com/4RTgZxtUT7

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 3, 2020

devvvine, Monday, 3 August 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

That might be the greatest thing ever. You know what's really nuts? He's not even 50 *and* he has written YA novels, he should have known better.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

i like to think someone noticed in the editing process and just went 'ah fuck it, this is too good'

devvvine, Monday, 3 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

bizarre that the editor never thought to look up what an Octorok was

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

is that something an editor is supposed to check? 11 BotW references in one paragraph, seems intentional

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

the consensus given the context of the book seems to be that, in finding out how to make red dye, he inadvertantly copied the instructions for how to do so in botw

devvvine, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

ah yes, that makes sense. i didn't realize he was a historical fiction writer. i was thinking "hell if a famous author wants to reference BotW in his book, alright!", but that move doesn't work so well when it's supposed to be real life, heh

Is it an homage? An Easter egg? Hmm. The book is *not* a fantasy. It’s a historical drama set in the real world. I had a hunch, and tried a google search. pic.twitter.com/o3yHQO4nEU

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 3, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 3 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EDH7WhzlRs

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

This video is also, btw, hilarious.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

So excellent.
Love that weirdo recipe tweet too

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

has anyone modded this to replace all instances of "I bestow upon you this Spirit Orb" with "Please enjoy this apology egg"?

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:20 (three years ago) link

That Eventide video is amazing

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

Started this, and boy, is the weapon degradation thing a source of anxiety or what?

Ruth Bae Ginsburg (Leee), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

i went through my own journey with what i thought about the degradation, and i think a lot of others did too. all i can say is that i also found it annoying for a while, and i don't exactly love it now but it helps if you try to embrace it

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

I just started out and where I'm currently at with < 100 rupees and no real armor, I feel the pressure to min/max with my offense a bit more acutely. At least it doesn't have the same onerous weapon-switching UI of, say, Skyrim.

Ruth Bae Ginsburg (Leee), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

yeah, it's kind of nerveracking at first, but pretty soon you'll get a few basic abilities (like making/throwing bombs, magnesis, etc) that'll give you a LOT more options, and it'll kind of settle into this glorious level of difficulty where you do have to watch what you're doing, but generally you feel free to experiment and mess up.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link

I feel like I'd play a 2nd run thru v differently to first now I know what happens. But yeah playing "run away dont even bother" with guardians/hinox etc in the early stages is a wise move. Just dont put off fighting lynels forever like I did - they drop really good weapons.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

I feel like I'd play a 2nd run thru v differently to first now I know what happens

as soon as i read that i felt the urge to start a second run, too! but then i remembered a sequel (or at least another zelda) will be coming out relatively soon. so pumped for that, like i never have been for any zelda (including botw)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

My route through next time would definitely be to get the 12 hearts and get the Master Sword as quickly as possible but now I’m maxed out on just about everything I miss the drama of weapon degradation

stet, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 09:49 (three years ago) link

lol, missing the drama
i hated it at the beginning but it's another one of those things like "losing all your shit at the beginning of Metroid" it's an early hobbling that makes you appreciate the variety and strength of weapons as you progress through the game

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

I may have done a full playthrough of this 4 times since March, incl. twice with all shrines

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

I’m still finding out new things 400+ hours in. Most recently the, uh, dialogue variation when you ask Paya “what’s your story?” after completing the Kakariko quests

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

no story arc is gonna compete with the journey of Josh in this thread though

stet, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

it takes a community

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

it takes a community steel anus

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

i fell off this game so hard, still haven't done two of the beasts or the castle and i'm not sure i ever will. my hero's path line is hilarious, like 2/3 of the map is completely covered in green and the other third just has a few big lines zipping around to some major landmarks

don't get me wrong this game world is a stunning accomplishment (and i feel bad saying anything negative about it) but i do wish it was smaller enough that it didn't have to recycle its interesting concepts. the most emblematic experience for me was finding the first labyrinth island, going "holy shit this so cool", then finding a second labyrinth island and going "oh this again?" and then finding a THIRD labyrinth island and saying fuck it i'm not doing this again, the first two were virtually the same

the world probably works better for people who are cool with leaving some content undiscovered and don't feel a need to overturn every rock. biggest thing i would change is the korok seed uhh economy... either make them rarer or gate more useful things behind them. in the beginning of the game those are your rewards for being an explorer, especially in the random patches of woods that don't really have anything unique going on aside from being named on the map. but they're designed to get less and less valuable the more you explore - both because it takes more of them to exchange for the same reward, and because you reach a point where you don't actually need more weapon or shield slots. eventually it didn't seem worth it to glide over ten feet to pick up a rock with an obvious korok under it. by that point the game just died for me.

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

i started to get that feeling toward the end of my time with it (100+ hours in, which is a very long time for me!), and i just concentrated on the castle to "beat" the game. no shame in that, i don't think!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

the world probably works better for people who are cool with leaving some content undiscovered and don't feel a need to overturn every rock.

I did overturn nearly every rock and never quite got to being sick of the game, but in retrospect I wish I'd been less thorough and could now replay it with things left to discover

rob, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

I need to redo more bits of the game nekkid. You get some good dialog then.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 September 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link

Anyone tried a replay on the harder levels?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 3 September 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

I'm yet to try the Master Sword Trials, which is that Dead Souls style "do all these levels and start again if you fail" bit in the DLC. Master mode sounds nuts though. Gold lynels!? Rehealing monsters? Yike.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 4 September 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

I've been running away from Blue Bobokins, so taking on Lynels (which I haven't even encountered yet) is probably a very long way off.

I just cheesed my first camp that had anything higher level than Red Bobokins (including Black Bobokins and a red Moblin) by throwing bombs from a bunch of a rocky overlook.

Ruth Bae Ginsburg (Leee), Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

get em

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

i respect lynels theyll just look at you for a while before they fuck you up

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

"Is this peen worth bothering with? hmm. Nah... ok he's getting out some arrows fuck this shit"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

We were gifted a Switch about two months into the pandemic. I had been confined to the house since mid-February because of an unrelated issue and I was really hobbled. Couldn't go outside and do shit. BOTW was almost therapeutic. Being able to run, explore, discover new places... it was amazing.

I'm not a video game guy. The last console I owned was the SNES, although I tried and failed to get back into gaming a few times. My favorite games back in the day were the 1st and 3rd Zeldas. The 2nd one was weird.

I've managed to do most of the big stuff. All of the memories, shrines, armor, and most of the side-quests. I finally started exploring the castle and I'm bummed that it's almost over. At the same time, I'm over it. I did most of the DLC but couldn't be bothered to work through the Master Sword Trials. We just got Mario Odyssey and I'm looking forward to something that is a little lighter.

My ten year old daughter has been playing BOTW at the same time as me. Seeing how she approaches the game is pretty interesting, because the language of video games hasn't become ingrained yet. Obvious prompts go over her head but she will notice other things that I would look past. She's managed to retake the divine beasts and has maybe 9 or 10 hearts. The army leader in Gerudo town invites Link to join them after he finishes his quest which made my daughter head over to Ganon and she beat him. She was in tears! She thought that the game would continue and the world would keep moving on. That she would see the results of conquering evil, and all of the good that she brought to the world would be on display.

I had to explain that there isn't enough memory on the card to accommodate an entire new version of the world of BOTW, and that like a movie it has an end. But I hugged her a lot and we talked. She's already on Mario and is having a lot of fun.

Cow_Art, Monday, 7 September 2020 05:01 (three years ago) link

Daughter otm. I got really bummed out when I accidentally defeated Ganon and found out you can’t keep going after that. Would happily just wander about chatting to people, doing shrines and helping out with reconstruction work tbh

It’s been really interesting playing with my 6yo as well. He doesn’t like the fighting so I take care of that, but he directs the action and it’s just like you say - misses “obvious” signals but comes up with really interesting ways to solve puzzles I’d never have thought of. Also he makes me try things I’d dismiss out of hand as “not possible” and lo, they work. This game is amazing.

stet, Monday, 7 September 2020 09:26 (three years ago) link

He’s really mad he can’t join the Yiga clan though, that first interaction with them where they invite you to join had him completely sold. So now we have to traipse about trying on different clothes in the hope they won’t recognise us and will finally let us join

stet, Monday, 7 September 2020 09:27 (three years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

You can't keep playing after beating Ganon? I think she's still playing, running around and doing stuff.

?

Cow_Art, Monday, 7 September 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

poss spoiler?
You can reverse back to the time before you beat him (the game knows you've beat him and you get some extra stats) to continue playing, but you can't continue beyond a story point where Ganon has been defeated if you see what I mean. Whenever you're playing, Ganon has to be in the castle awaiting a showdown with you.

stet, Monday, 7 September 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

great post, cow_art!

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

you really should be able to join the yiga clan

lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

yeah i love that post cow_art

Nhex, Monday, 7 September 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

Questions.

1. Early on, I assume the best way to spend spirit orbs is on heart containers?
2. How does cold resistant equipment work? I bought a warm tunic and still ended up shivering when I was wearing it.
3. I assume that beating some shrines require special abilities or equipment or levels first?

Ruth Bae Ginsburg (Leee), Monday, 7 September 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

1. balance spirit with stamina for improved climbing and whelping
2. there are three 'levels' of cold protection. in addition to early cold-weather gear, you may need to eat some peppers to stay warm enough
3. beyond the first half-dozen... not really? once you're off the plateau, you can basically do anything.

america's favorite (remy bean), Monday, 7 September 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

Yeah you get a couple extra abilites after you defeat each champion, but theyre gravy really (though Ravioli's Gale is v useful). Its not like other Zelda's where you have to do dungeons to get iron boots/hookshots/etc

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link

Speaking of the champion abilities, I almost never used daruk's protection. It just seemed to get in the way of my default sheild button mashing?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link

Yep always spend your spirit orbs on hearts - it's dead easy to equip yourself with stamina potions for those long climbs xps

chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link

The extra Champion abilities don’t work in shrines either so yeah, every shrine should be doable once you’re off the plateau.

Oh: you do need arrows for a few, and a couple I found a lot easier with fire arrows/bomb arrows.

stet, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 08:03 (three years ago) link

the combat trial shrines (are those DLC?) are much easier with some extra hearts and better weapons

adam, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 11:45 (three years ago) link

second play through i maxed out stamina and just farmed durian for hearts having max stamina makes the game so much more enjoyable imo just flying climbing running where ever you want

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link

max stamina helps out with the most difficult boss in the game: a mild upward slope in the rain

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

a BOTW Musou prequel in a few months? I liked Hyrule Warriors so getting to play as Urbosa, Mipha, Daruk and Revali sounds good to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifm8tpcO4vw

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

hyrule warriors botw sounds fun

ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

oh its out in a couple months too. unironically love it when nintendo just announces stuff for the first time 3 months out

ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

you should be able to kill kass in that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

Champions Amiibo too

Amiibo for the four Champions: Daruk, Urbosa, Mipha, and Revali will be relaunching alongside #HyruleWarriors: Age of Calamity on 11/20! pic.twitter.com/eGynZdKfSA

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 8, 2020

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

lol plz tell me that Hyrule Warriors is not the "sequel" that everyone has been freaking out about for a year

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

ok never mind he explains that

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

yeah totally a stopgap release. i might even bite

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Speaking of the champion abilities, I almost never used daruk's protection. It just seemed to get in the way of my default sheild button mashing?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, September 7, 2020 7:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

otm, I always disable it when I need to shield parry

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

Thanku, "sheild parry" is totally what I meant rather than the word salad I actually posted there haha.

max stamina helps out with the most difficult boss in the game

ITYM this one rite
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda16/Shrine-Quests/Watch-Out-for-the-Flowers/03.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

So with this Hyrule game ... is the implication that there will be no BOTW2 this year? Or perhaps any time soon?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

no one knows, man. just give in to it

na (NA), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

prob be out in like a year

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

i heard that hyrule warriors really is the sequel, as well as the final zelda game

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

The trailer I saw for Hyrule Warriors had the main BOTW guy announcing it and he basically said the sequel's quite complex so needs a little more time to work on. I was never expecting it before 2021 anyway. But this prequel snuck up out of nowhere!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link

(well to me it did, I dont keep my nose jammed in Kotaku updates)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

Most gaming websites now seem to think BOTW2 will be October/November 2021 at the very earliest

chonky floof (groovypanda), Thursday, 10 September 2020 10:19 (three years ago) link

So what does anyone think Nintendo's big holiday releases will be? Or, for that matter, big releases in the next 12 months or so?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

there are too many games already

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

sad truths

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i threw a lizal tri-boomerang at a stalmoblin and it caught it and fucked me up

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

I have never seen that happen before! D:

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 2 October 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/oo7reV8.jpg

lukas, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

True

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

BTW dont use guardian arrows on big enemies, cos they'll just pffft into nothingness, and then you wont get their awesome weapon and parts drops. I wish I'd learned that a lot earlier than I did.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, December 14, 2017 7:04 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

found this out to my relief when i was trying to get dinraal's scale and the fuckin lynel started shooting at me

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

found all the shrines. i’m happy i did, getting link’s ocarina/majora outfit was a surprisingly emotional moment for me. now i’m inventing tasks for myself to procrastinate fighting ganon.

“uhh, i need to make sure all the champions’ items are reforged and in my possession before i face ganon.”

“need to update my wild armor, better start collecting dragon scales”

“am i seriously gonna fight the calamity with such a small shield stash? better get some more korok seeds just in case!”

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 December 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

yesterday i grabbed a cucco in hateno village, carried it halfway across the map, and threw it in a lake

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Thursday, 24 December 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

lol

kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

I threw a Cucco in Hateno, just to watch it flap

american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

playing enough that i'm starting to hear traces of popular songs in the botw soundtrack

korok forest - always think of usher's "yeah," i'm sorry
zora domain - the system - "don't disturb this groove" (the part right before it loops back to the beginning of the theme)

will report back if there's more

shabbat bloody shabbat (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvG-37yBKCg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 January 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link

what's happening in this exactly?

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link

speedrunners found a way to boost across the map using that slow time effect when you're about to land on an enemy's head. For some reason it launches you. Other exploit trick stuff happens later but that's the first one. The rapid hover thing is suspect however...

Evan, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 04:49 (three years ago) link

wow!!

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 08:19 (three years ago) link

That's pretty wild. I'm still waiting for enough time to elapse that I've forgotten most of the world layout before replaying this, though I reckon the sequel will be out by then.

american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 12:52 (three years ago) link

The specific awesome thing happening in that clip is that they/link fire an arrow into the distance, apparently at nothing, then hops/hacks a way to follow it to its destination, which turns out to be a guardian, which he takes out. Or maybe described best thusly:

After jumping from the balcony of the Temple of Time near the beginning of the game, Neko fires an Ancient Arrow into the sky seemingly at random. It’s only by following that arrow across a vast distance (and more than one loading zone) with a “bullet time bounce” that Neko is able to show the projectile’s destination: an unsuspecting Guardian, which is soon reduced to a pile of smoke and rubble.

Neko says the Guardian is over 1,400 meters away from their starting position, but that’s not a number they guessed at. By combining the Bird Man Research Study mini-game (which measures how far you can travel with Link’s para-glider) with a couple of glitches, Neko is able to come up with a fairly accurate distance for their sniper shot. It’s all explained in the video (make sure to enable English subtitles if you can’t read Japanese).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

i've seen the bullet-time bounce trick before, but how are they doing that hop-in-place-and-get-higher thing?

stet, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:48 (three years ago) link

Hahaha it's like "here's a trick shot that is near-impossible, blink and you'll miss it tho" followed by "now, here is an unspeakably complicated method of measuring the distance of this trick shot"

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link

That's totally the insane speed run mentality though, isn't it? They can practically play blind. "Two steps, pause, swing, pause, jump jump, now fire an arrow into this one spot and initiate the glitch, now arm with sword, then drop the sword, then pick up a rock and the sword at the same time and you bounce three frames to the right, which will save you a half-second on your run." Etc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

it IS insane, and I love it

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:19 (three years ago) link

i've seen the bullet-time bounce trick before, but how are they doing that hop-in-place-and-get-higher thing?

― stet, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 8:48 AM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

is called moon jump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1q3TseThXQ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link

they don't just hit the Guardian from 1400m, they hit it in the eye, otherwise it wouldn't die instantly

the hop-in-the-air glitch is activated in the mounted archery camp minigame IIRC — you have to hop off your horse onto another, wild horse, and make sure the horse is still trying to buck you off at the time the minigame ends. I've never tried it because I don't want to bork my game

xp

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

I guess it's possible the hitbox for instant Guardian kills is wider when you're that far away

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

that's amazing, thanks. also not going to bork my game but this is v. cool

stet, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

That's totally the insane speed run mentality though, isn't it? They can practically play blind. "Two steps, pause, swing, pause, jump jump, now fire an arrow into this one spot and initiate the glitch, now arm with sword, then drop the sword, then pick up a rock and the sword at the same time and you bounce three frames to the right, which will save you a half-second on your run." Etc.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:15 (three hours ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcOd82Q6-oU

Evan, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3dDDJeTIOw

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

will report back if there's more

― shabbat bloody shabbat (voodoo chili), Monday, December 28, 2020 7:55 PM (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

mipha’s theme sounds like costello’s “almost blue”

voodoo chili, Monday, 25 January 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

Got the switch versh of this just afore xmas for no raisin, thought I'd give it a replay. Ive done in a week what took months to do first time round.

I'm finding getting Revalis Gale first (rather than Mipha's Grace) has made a LOT of early game shit much easier. And I can navigate so much of the map from memory now haha /lolsad.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:04 (three years ago) link

revali > mipha > big charge attack > shield thing

adam, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

you can do a lot w/shield thing that i didn't realize for the longest time

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:44 (three years ago) link

yeah tbh i don't think i really know how to use it, it kinda kicks in accidentally for me.

adam, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

shield thing helps a lot vs. guardians

tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 00:50 (three years ago) link

kinda feel like the divine beast powers are "too much", "cheating"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

You should start with all the powers and have to sacrifice each one to beat the corresponding beast

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link

I like that they disable 'em in the shrines at least.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 02:17 (three years ago) link

You should start with all the powers and have to sacrifice each one to beat the corresponding beast

Legit a great idea

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 04:11 (three years ago) link

Hire me Miyamoto-san

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

When he finally pulled it off, his chat erupted in a sea of “EZ Clap” messages.

trouble with a capital T / big pimpin on B-L-A-D's (crüt), Saturday, 6 February 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

thinking about that trick shot vid. i want to see a version where they shoot Link with an ancient arrow

eisimpleir (crüt), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

You mean like, he flies into his own arrow somehow? I wonder if the physcs even allow for that to do anything ha.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

While playing the DLC, wandering around doing nothing, I found an original-game shrine for the first time since 2018 or 19, and my heart went a-flutter

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:52 (three years ago) link

Buried somewhere in canyon east of Tabantha

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link

Which, the one in the forgotten temple?

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

Man, I love this game

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

i didn't find the south akkala stable until a dlc side quest pointed me there, that's after playing the game without dlc for 150+ hours

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

It was almost at the bottom of a canyon on the way to Rito village. Rito was my first divine beast on my first playthrough. I'm sure I would've heard the radar ping, but I wouldn't have had the endurance to climb up and down to find it back then.

And I'm sure there's still a bunch of impossible-to-find shrines under the snow in the NW section of the map.

Haven't played for a while but it's still the best game! I never feel like I've wasted my time playing it, even when I'm up till 2am and feel like crap the next day.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link

even when resorting to maps the last few shrines were a real bastard to find. Even on the second playthrough there were some I struggled to find again

stet, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:27 (three years ago) link

I definitely resorted to maps for the last 10 or so. No regerts, happy to 100% it. Should actually play the DLC someday though

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

i started playing on master mode got maybe half way through then just devoted myself to killing taluses and now i have so many gems

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

master mode is kinda dumb imo its not that much harder you just end up avoiding fighting more

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link

it basically just makes it really hard to fight a bunch of guys at once because of the life regeneration

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 17:46 (three years ago) link

im playing this for the first time now

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 06:08 (three years ago) link

Omg all this time we were heckling Josh and you held out like two full years longer.

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 07:15 (three years ago) link

I'm about a month in to my first playthrough, 75 or so shrines down. The DLC is worth picking up, right?

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 09:59 (three years ago) link

Yes. I held off getting it until I had virtually finished the main game and feel like that was the wrong way to go.

stet, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:11 (three years ago) link

okay, good to know, thanks

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:12 (three years ago) link

I finished the game first and then got the DLC so it was easier to spot the differences. You can start the DLC from the last save game before completion, you don't need to start the whole game again.

(Either way is fine though!)

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:16 (three years ago) link

I'd say it's inessential in the sense that the main game is enough, but the DLC adds about 20 or so new shrines which are all slightly harder than average. (Sometimes too hard - one shrine I was stuck on for about six months.)

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:18 (three years ago) link

But it's essential 'cause its MORE BOTW.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:19 (three years ago) link

i didn't find the south akkala stable until a dlc side quest pointed me there, that's after playing the game without dlc for 150+ hours

Ah! same!!

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure actually if it was the same stable (I think it was?) but yeah there was one stable I didn't find until way way way way after I'd done pretty much everything

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

the south akkala one is nested in between some mountains, not really near any of the akkala landmarks like tarrey town. i actually had found the stable’s associated shrine but i guess i didn’t hear the stable music and just went off in another direction

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:10 (three years ago) link

just downloaded the DLC, and it has dumped a load of new quests into my Adventure Log, like I didn't have enough to do already FFS Princess Zelda!

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:25 (three years ago) link

Omg all this time we were heckling Josh and you held out like two full years longer.

― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 3:15 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I just had other things to do! And wanted to wait for a Zelda game to go on sale, a thing that never happens! But, inexplicably for 24 hours, it did (for 60 cad instead of 80)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

Anyway I hated it at first but I'm getting into it and it's pretty good.

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

goontie, every time I play this game even now, I'm riding my horse at night and think of what you said way upthread about the music (cutting and pasting here):

"the pointillistic piano part just kept escalating and escalating until a full repeal of ObamaCare was suddenly upon me"

lol

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 25 March 2021 03:11 (three years ago) link

ok does that repeating motif in the pharaoh sanders/floating points album remind anyone else of rito village?

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

the very beginning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4uGUrM868

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

I said in that thread that it reminded me of video game music!

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

it does hah, botw in particular has a few 6-7 note, ambiguously modal themes like that one

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

if BotW were a computer game, the pc gamers would be lording their "saxophone patch" over us

microsloth fig stimulator (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:33 (three years ago) link

of course I'd buy it as an expansion

microsloth fig stimulator (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:34 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

I guess since people are flipping out over BOTW2, I guess I should try playing this again? I got really bored the first time through, and trying to find the temples only to feel stymied by the puzzles was not enjoyable.

BABABUOY (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

Even I loved it. It's one of the few games I finished that I've kind of wanted to play again even at the expense of games I haven't started. And for that matter, "finished" is debatable, since I finished the story and a lot of the side stuff, but I know there is much more I could do. The world is just so rich and interactive and fun to explore.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

I think that's going to be a bit of a hump for me to get over -- I don't care much for exploration, especially for its own sake.

BABABUOY (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

Well, if that's the case, then yeah, there's a lot of exploration, to find the thing that does the thing to do the thing at the time it needs to be done, and so on.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

if theres one thing that sets breath of the wild apart from other open world games its that it very purposely does not contain "find the thing that does the thing to do the thing at the time it needs to be done" stuff, which is why its possible to beat it in a half an hour

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

Huh, I recall a lot of that stuff (not in a bad way) when I played. But maybe none of it was necessary?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

yeah you really dont have to do any of it, people who arent experts will have to do some of it to get armor hearts and endurance but theres no order or requirements for which ones you get, you dont have to do any of the divine beasts if you dont want, theres all sorts of options like for instance on my second play through i just did enough shrines to max out endurance because i like to be able to glide climb and run for a long time, but instead of getting hearts i just farmed durians

the one exception would be at the beginning on the plateau you do have to do all the shrines to get the slate powers and to get the glider but thats sort of a tutorial

the fact that the game is truly open world not just in scope but in action is a really cool thing about it, they just left out the constant leveling up mechanics that most games take for granted as necessary and just made a cool game you want to play instead

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

leveling up mechanics are still there, but if you don't want to go around and collect items to upgrade your armor you don't have to.

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

they just left out the constant leveling up mechanics that most games take for granted as necessary and just made a cool game you want to play instead

otm. so many games these days, across many genres, are basically Level Upgrade Tree Decision Time: the Game

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

yeah its such an accepted approach people dont even think about it, nor imo doesnt botw get enough credit for breaking from it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

like you cant even get more powerful weapons really because they break

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

and when you finally get the unbreakable superweapon its not even close to being the best weapon. it's just reliable.

adam, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

and it still kinda breaks and recharges

adam, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

I'm playing it again now and enjoying the fuck out of it. it's great to unwind with especially now that I'm more comfortable with the mechanics.

are you restarting or cleaning up leftover shrines?

i definitely need to get back in and finish up a ton of things

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link

I do not have time for this but I do want to restart on master mode, spend ten minutes plotting how to massacre some bokoblins.

lukas, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link

Agree about the levelling. Zelda was really the first game I played when I got back into gaming, and whenever I try new games with ritualised levelling up, I find it instantly really tiresome!

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 09:21 (two years ago) link

KM: Restarting. I fizzled out somewhere along the way on my first playthrough but it's a real joy to explore.

one month passes...

German nerds mod the game at 8K with ray tracing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siyKPvq-10Y

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 August 2021 21:21 (two years ago) link

ah, Raymond Tracing -- my favorite zelda character

so they’ve basically made Zelda look less idiosyncratic and more like a bad ps4 game

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 9 August 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

yeah that's what these demos are always like

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 9 August 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

if the graphics are complicated, they can charge more.

I haven't looked into it, but is Switch emulation already that good?

Nhex, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link

As I understand it The Switch is basically just off-the-shelf mobile parts from several years ago so emulation would be a very simple task.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 09:42 (two years ago) link

that video is wii u emulation, but switch emulation is already fairly good too

ufo, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 12:36 (two years ago) link

I played this so much. I stopped when I got all the Korok seeds on master mode. That golden turd was a sign I was finished.

Jeff, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:23 (two years ago) link

omg Jeff

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

almost four years late to the best video game ever, huh? better late than never

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 27 October 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

it was v interesting to read josh's impressions of it as it was josh's first open world game? while i can see they got to appreciate it eventually, i was instantly enraptured and impressed because i'd so long liked open worlds but been frustrated by how much better they could be. well, this is the one i was waiting for. they smoothed over everything that was annoying/frustrating/bad/not-up-to-potential of basically every other open world game

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:04 (two years ago) link

I love it. Playing this game was one of the best cultural experiences of my life (including books, games, visiting real places, etc).

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

(Oops - I meant movies not games.)

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

The only thing I was disappointed in is the relatively small number of monsters. At a certain point you know that you've seen all of them and they'll just keep changing colors to become more challenging. I'm sure it has something to do with how much they can cram in the game, but it would be nice if there were new critters throughout the length of the experience.

I'm not a video game person at all and I totally lost myself in this. Haven't found anything else that has touched that sweet spot, but maybe that's okay. Unless there's another months long shutdown I don't have the time for getting lost in games!

Cow_Art, Thursday, 28 October 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link

I want GTA V because I want to explore the world. I have zero interest in the campaign. Love immersive open world environments.

BOTW is so fun to explore but agreed it would be nice if there was a little more diversity in enemies, which could have been established more strongly based on the biome you were in. That sort of thing helps make the world feel even bigger as well. Would have been win/win.

Evan, Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it was my first open world. I've since played a few others, more or less, and it's striking the difference between sorta open worlds (like Dark Souls I guess, or God of War) and the real deal (like this or RDR2). The biggest is that at their best I want the open world games to go on forever, they're so rich, but the more constrained ones make me appreciate the way they're designed to direct you and your gameplay. Like, I can totally imagine playing Breath again and enjoying it as much, and doing even more, if only for the interactions and personality.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

RDR2 might be better for just exploration than GTA V, and there are hundreds of different animals, more variety than BOTW for sure

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

Yeah but I want to joyride around on the roads while obeying traffic laws. But yes I would totally dig RDR2.

Evan, Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

Like I want a simulator game like "Retired Rich Loner With No Responsibilities Or Restrictions Simulator"

Evan, Thursday, 28 October 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

yeah, fuck putting keanu in a game. make keanu THE game.

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 October 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link

A Keanu open world game, where you play as Keanu and just go around interacting with people as Keanu - and, hell, film a movie, go on vacation, go out to dinner, whatever - would be awesome. Keanu should throw some of his Matrix/John Wick movie toward a Keanu Simulator game. (And then cast someone else as himself, like Skeet Ulrich or something.)

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

i don't know, doesn't that sound kind of...lonely?

https://i.imgur.com/rekNb1j.jpg

#onethread

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

Maybe you're playing as the bird and you just found a friend.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

all the enemies in the game are variations on keanu reeves in different color suits

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

does the shrine music ever change up? not sure i can handle this 45 second loop for 100 more of these

global tetrahedron, Friday, 29 October 2021 14:36 (two years ago) link

you can and you will

Nhex, Friday, 29 October 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

You’re not listening to podcasts or watching a movie while playing this game? What is wrong with you???

hrep (H.P), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

i occasionally put podcasts on, yeah. i'm not generally used to listening to podcasts often though as i have no commute and my work is highly verbal- they distract me too much, so i'm slightly thankful for this game as it lets me listen for once. can't imagine watching a movie tho

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 14:30 (two years ago) link

still need to get back to this one

gbx, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i still haven't really made stasis a staple of my approach because aiming objects is so wonky and inconsistent. i can't make rhyme or reason of it, and while holding Y to do a spin makes it a little easier, that also lessens your ability to set the power of the eventual launch. i've also hesitated to upgrade stasis because i feel it will make combat too easy? i am trying to get the rhythm down for dodges and parries and whatnot. freezing enemies seems like i'd potentially miss all that, although now that the yiga clan's boss is down they are being way more aggressive and showing up to monster fights. might be nice to stop those assholes now and then

global tetrahedron, Friday, 19 November 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

OK this is kind of mindblowing:

https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/sju0zs/botw_new_musical_connection_found/

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2022 05:16 (two years ago) link

Cute!!

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 4 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link

I was thinking you'd like that!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2022 01:35 (two years ago) link

It took 5 years and many aborted attempts but I just beat Ganon.

nate woolls, Saturday, 5 February 2022 04:21 (two years ago) link

congrats, I still haven't done it

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 5 February 2022 04:23 (two years ago) link

The mi-fa / ti-do thing isn't a new discovery FWIW:
https://nintendoeverything.com/breath-of-the-wild-composers-on-changing-up-zeldas-music-formula-and-more/2/

Wakai: I just had a sudden idea. Originally Sidon’s theme was made of a combination of scale Ti and Do (Sidon’s original Japanese name is Shido) and Mipha’s was a combination of Mi and Fa (original Japanese name: Mifa), but then for the song ‘Mipha and Sidon’ I created Sidon’s theme using the Mi and Fa scale, because I thought when you look through Sidon’s eyes, Mipha is the real hero.

aegis philbin (crüt), Saturday, 5 February 2022 17:55 (two years ago) link

this is cool but you know what would be even cooler? releasing the damn sequel... folks am i right here or what

lag∞n, Saturday, 5 February 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link

I just want another expansion pack with 900 more korok seeds.

Jeff, Saturday, 5 February 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link

lol a real sicko

lag∞n, Saturday, 5 February 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link

I love shit like that tbh!

I'm sure if we're talking about this then we already know that the Skyward Sword theme was Zelda's theme in retrograde, right

I mean, it's a bad theme and a bad game but it was cute idea

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 5 February 2022 23:06 (two years ago) link

It's cool that "video game serieses" have provided a format for the most worthwhile developments in "use of leitmotif". The first time the pointillist piano score in BoTW got excited about me being on a horse and started working in fragments of Zelda's theme, I got SO HAPPY

I think it's also interesting how the overworld theme from NES Zelda (you know, the famous one) seems to be approached by their composers as top-shelf, like they really save it for climaxes and closing credits, it's not really used as musical material with nearly the same frequency... largely, I assume, because it's so recognizable in its jumpiness, very "Star Spangled Banner"-ish

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 5 February 2022 23:10 (two years ago) link

So I bought a house in Haetano village or whatever it’s called. I spend all my time hunting for jewels and riding my horse aimlessly.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 6 February 2022 06:52 (two years ago) link

ah bolson <3

nxd, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link

Start collecting wood now because you're going to need a lot of it to complete that side quest

nate woolls, Sunday, 6 February 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Four divine beasts fixed. Full stamina. Can’t remember how many hearts. 50,000 rupees in my pocket. Exploring the last bits on the map.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 18 April 2022 05:38 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm probably coming to the end of my obsessive few months of BOTW - got all the shrines, completed the Champions DLC thing, haven't done the Trial of the Sword yet but having tried it I fear I'm just not good enough at the fighting to get beyond the first few stages - and know I'm gonna miss it. For all of the lovely moments, my fondest memory might be wearing a Bokoblin mask and hanging out with a couple of Bokoblins, feeding them my fruit, then calling my horse over to say hello only for her to kick my new friends to death.

The little hints of that classic Zelda theme it knits in here and there get me every time. I expected a more epic version for the Ganon fight or end sequence but maybe it's nice they held back. I can just imagine the spaghetti western-styled one from the castle exterior ramping up a few notches instead.

you gotta do the trial of the sword its so good, plus then playing with the op sword is sick, fwiw winning is more about playing strategically than being good at the fighting mechanics, basically thinking about how you can pick off the monsters one by one

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 June 2022 14:27 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Here we go, May 12th 2023:

The sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!

The Legend of #Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom launches on #NintendoSwitch 5/12/23. #NintendoDirect pic.twitter.com/qkGnFYFXNs

— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) September 13, 2022

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link

fired up ready to go

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

but that's not soon enough!

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:49 (one year ago) link

true, and itll push back the one after it too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 16:56 (one year ago) link

are you telling me there's another zelda game in the making

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:02 (one year ago) link

Let's goooo

groovypanda, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

are you telling me there's another zelda game in the making

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, September 13, 2022 1:02 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

zelda: the encountering forest

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:07 (one year ago) link

they should make a new 2d zelda after this

ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link

The next Zelda starts with Link getting launched into outer space

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:24 (one year ago) link

i thought this part from the trailer was intriguing, possibly a dark new direction for zelda

https://i.imgur.com/2kdVoqI.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

zelda: eldritch mayan lobsterbat 666 edition

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link

Galactus confirmed.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 21:49 (one year ago) link

About freakin time.

Trailer didnt give away anything previous ones havent, though. It seems like it's going to be a sort of BOTW/Skyward Sword mashup?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

The next Zelda starts with Link getting launched into outer space

The Legend of Zelda: Tears in the Rain

groovypanda, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 05:54 (one year ago) link

Link's plane looks like the bird whistles sold at Teotihuacán which are similar to an ocarina.

look like Farley smoke like Marley (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 September 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link

tons of zonai imagery in this + links gear look pretty rudimentary seems like it could take place in ancient hyrule or like the ancient stuff is leaking through to the present day

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link

lol groovypanda

Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Thursday, 15 September 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link

i'm boycotting breath of the wild 2 because it's pronounced tears, not tears

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

now i bought all this tears-related merchandise and diy creation tool assets and they're all worthless, completely irrelevant

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

i do want to add to the some of the intense fan-speculation about the story of the game by theorizing that in this game, link cries all the time and you can't get him to move some days

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

oh great, link is sad about some relationship again, wonderful

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link

crying link, verbally abusive zedla, a gritty new reimagining of the hyrule hero

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

now you must hold the Y button for 3 to 5 minutes as you eat, and cannot move. the food has lost its taste since all link's friends stopped talking to him, so every once in a while you have to press X to attempt to chew it a few more times, to get it down

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:39 (one year ago) link

i do like watching the fan theory youtubes, serious neurodivergent hours, the best part is the insistence on a unified timeline for all the games which is obviously not something the people who made the games were thinking about at all

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:41 (one year ago) link

timelines and story and lore are maybe the biggest part of videogames that are absolutely invisible for me. it's like i'm into art but i can't see lines. i've played like 10 zeldas and beaten one (botw 1: the time of no crying), and i can't imagine caring about what year it is or how old ganon is this time

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

ganondorf is 600 years old, is what i think, he's always that age. the whole series takes place in the land of imaginationville

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

is there a similar thing with mario games? is there a mario universe with a timeline?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

no mario is just a fun jumping plumber, and now he has a hat who is his friend

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:46 (one year ago) link

zelda theorists have a part where time fractures into three lines, thats how they make it make sense

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

tbf zelda does invite all this by having a lot of lore, but the games are obvs more thematically than literally connected

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:47 (one year ago) link

the zelda universe exists within the mario universe as a jumanji game the mario characters get sucked into

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 18 September 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link

zelda is a dream luigi is having where hes the main guy thats why link has a green outfit

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link

It is all imagined by an extra between takes on the set of Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS. It is a battle between Tom Hank's natural and Colonel Parker accents.

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 18 September 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link

in tears of the kingdom, link has three children who all hate him and are trying to destroy him. he is tasked with identifying the one child of his three who is capable of seeing the wrongness of their ways and then sacrificing that same child on the blood altar to zelda as a symbol of their love

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 September 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

his three garbage sons

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 September 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Finished Master Sword Trials!!! Once I got into the groove it wasn't too bad. The two things that helped me the most were mastering the shield parry to defeat guardians which gave me a surplus of ancient arrows at the end, and quickly switching between round bombs and square bombs to keep a constant stream of them raining at enemies.

At the very end of it I was shooting Bokoblins with ancient arrows and it felt soooooooo good.

I just noticed that I have 7 side quests I haven't done, so that should keep me busy until the new one comes out.

Cow_Art, Friday, 31 March 2023 03:44 (one year ago) link

Is there any greater joy than firing arrows methodically from a great distance until you land one right into an enemy's head?

I don't think so.

Cow_Art, Friday, 31 March 2023 03:49 (one year ago) link

i realized i never really explored thundra plateau, the area with all the huge mushroom plants. i kept climbing them and then gliding over to other ones and climbing up them, expecting eventually i'd find something cool (aside from the obvious shrine puzzle) but nope, just a bunch of bird eggs. disappointing.

na (NA), Friday, 31 March 2023 19:08 (one year ago) link

it looks cool tho

ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 31 March 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link

something interesting but obscure about the thundra plateau: there are rainbow-colored birds flying above the trees that aren’t found anywhere else and are needed to complete the compendium

c u (crüt), Sunday, 2 April 2023 20:00 (one year ago) link

! I never knew that. I honestly thought I'd snapped all the birbs already.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 2 April 2023 23:22 (one year ago) link

Finished all of the side quests, now i’m wandering and filling in gaps on the map while wearing the seed mask.

One of the side quests involved a kid that wants a barrel to float so you tie some octorok balloon things onto it and he gives you a star chunk, I think. Anyways, he talks about these myths about people in the past living in floating cities. Which makes me wonder if Tears of the Kingdom involves going back in time? Does this floating city mythology pop up elsewhere in Zelda?

Cow_Art, Monday, 3 April 2023 02:29 (one year ago) link

I always assumed that was a nod to Skyward Sword. Given BoTW is so far into the future, its now a myth anyway.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 3 April 2023 02:43 (one year ago) link

i fell off this game so hard, still haven't done two of the beasts or the castle and i'm not sure i ever will. my hero's path line is hilarious, like 2/3 of the map is completely covered in green and the other third just has a few big lines zipping around to some major landmarks

don't get me wrong this game world is a stunning accomplishment (and i feel bad saying anything negative about it) but i do wish it was smaller enough that it didn't have to recycle its interesting concepts. the most emblematic experience for me was finding the first labyrinth island, going "holy shit this so cool", then finding a second labyrinth island and going "oh this again?" and then finding a THIRD labyrinth island and saying fuck it i'm not doing this again, the first two were virtually the same
the world probably works better for people who are cool with leaving some content undiscovered and don't feel a need to overturn every rock. biggest thing i would change is the korok seed uhh economy... either make them rarer or gate more useful things behind them. in the beginning of the game those are your rewards for being an explorer, especially in the random patches of woods that don't really have anything unique going on aside from being named on the map. but they're designed to get less and less valuable the more you explore - both because it takes more of them to exchange for the same reward, and because you reach a point where you don't actually need more weapon or shield slots. eventually it didn't seem worth it to glide over ten feet to pick up a rock with an obvious korok under it. by that point the game just died for me.

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, September 2, 2020 1:44 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

been years but i finally finished it, had to really clamp down on some completionist tendencies to avoid falling into the same trap but i did do 120 shrines (albeit with help from google towards the end)

feel ready to make an annoying 2 hour youtube video of mostly complaints, skimming through this thread i honestly might agree with JiC more than not

but i'm overcome with hype for totk and ready to go through this again, need to actually acquire a nintendo switch though

, Monday, 17 April 2023 02:15 (one year ago) link

Zelda: Please, make haste hero. The time of darkness is upon is. Only you can quell this great evil.

Link: *somersault* hueggh *somersault* hyagh *somersault* hyeep *somersault* hueggh *somersault* hyagh *somersault* hyagh *somersault* hyeep *somersault* hyeep *somersault* huegg

— Keifer (@DannyVegito) April 17, 2023

na (NA), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I've been kind of wondering if I should give this another try? Although I wonder if being indifferent towards fooling around in a physics playground and explain for its own sake (Nintendo: "See that mountain? You can climb it!" Me: "Why would I want to?") just means that I should accept that the game isn't for me.

Sid Bream You My Love (Leee), Sunday, 7 May 2023 16:49 (eleven months ago) link

i dont like sandbox games either but i still enjoyed the exploring and puzzles and atmosphere

ciderpress, Sunday, 7 May 2023 17:03 (eleven months ago) link

yeah if you dont like finding out whats on top of the mountain then it might not be for you, the new one might have more reasons to do things tho, well find out soon

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 May 2023 17:03 (eleven months ago) link

As I've said before my biggest concern with the new game is that it seems to deemphasize climbing

yeah my concern was that the new fuse ability looks like a push further into making physics sandbox goofing around the main attraction, i dont think i want to have to be building contraptions constantly to explore the map

ciderpress, Monday, 8 May 2023 18:11 (eleven months ago) link

reviews are out with a 96 on metacritic, looks like Aonuma has done it again

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 11 May 2023 15:42 (eleven months ago) link

Pure Magic

nate woolls, Thursday, 11 May 2023 20:43 (eleven months ago) link

I recently just started this. Only given it about an hour's play so far, so really not far in

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Sunday, 14 May 2023 15:07 (eleven months ago) link

so what strategy did you all follow after finishing the tutorial stuff? follow the storyline? explore a concentrated area? head off into the distance?

na (NA), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:44 (eleven months ago) link

there is a thread for the game fyi The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:46 (eleven months ago) link

my bad - i've been following that thread but just clicked on this one by accident bc it was higher up

na (NA), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:46 (eleven months ago) link

i will say that i went back to BOTW a bit in anticipation of TOTK and i somehow have 32 shrines i still haven't found??? i've been like everywhere on the map, i do not understand how that many could still be hiding from me

na (NA), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:50 (eleven months ago) link

have you done all the side quests a lot of those make a shrine pop out of the ground when you solve them like the riddle type ones

ciderpress, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 20:09 (eleven months ago) link

also some behind bombable walls etc that are hard to find unless you put the radar thing on

ciderpress, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 20:09 (eleven months ago) link


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