Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgrh9z0tFA

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

whoops, that's the teaser:
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/24/skyrim-gameplay-trailer/#continued

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Trailer looks good. Only 8 1/2 months to wait!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Cannot wait for this.

Mordy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

from the video

-draw distance looks much improved (foggy mountain at 2:00 mark looks amazing)
-area control spell
-looks like you might be able to cast spells while you use 1 handed weapon (maybe not - it's just that you can see the spell hand and the weapon hand on the same screen in first person mode)
-more realistic hand graphics/animations in general (archer's arms look dirty in 1st person)
-assassin kill in 3rd person
-dragon kill looks like a cutscene

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

now we just have to wait til' 11-11-11

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

northrend looks awesome in this game

rockapads, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i never finished morrowind or oblivion but i'm really excited for this anyway. i never feel obligated to finish these games, i just play for the immersion

hoping i don't have to buy a new video card to run it well though

ciderpress, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I never finished Oblivion either.. or even played into the first portal (at Kvatch). My character was sort of like a god that could kill everything in 1-2 hits. Money was never an issue. I sort of want to finish Oblivion but I don't know if I could play my last save game even though I spent forever on "efficient leveling" crap and even got a bunch of skills up to 100.

I'm sure I'll buy Skyrim

What I can't understand is why other gaming companies don't make their own Oblivion clones. I mean it's been 5 years since its release. Maybe the blame is to be placed on MMORPGS. I dunno

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2011/02/The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim-Busty-Wench.jpg
right click to zoom

plus checkout the pcgamer article about skyrim

this game kind of makes me want to invest in my first gaming computer

U2 the musical by Spiderman (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 20 March 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I never say 'squee'. I kind of hate people who say 'squee'. But I have to admit, there's a little fangirl voice at the back of my mind that really, really wants to say... sq.. squ... no. I CAN CONTROL YOU.

*bounce*

Zora, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

In case anyone hasn't caught up with this, this page has the E3 game demo and links to some other stuff (mostly p. repetitive).

http://bethblog.com/index.php/2011/06/16/skyrim-e3-2011-roundup/

Confused Turtle (Zora), Sunday, 19 June 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

This might be the most important game in my post childhood lifetime. Hopefully I'll find a way to afford a gaming computer

My one Skyrim regret, so far, is that the world is only the same size as Oblivion's world and actually Skyrim might be a bit smaller.

Something cool is that you'll supposedly bre able to enter caves/dungeons without having a load screen.

Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

Ooh, you want to be careful chucking words like 'important' around on this forum! Go on, what do you mean?

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 19 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Immersive FPS fantasy RPGs are my favorite genre of games. There hasn't been anything good in this genre since Oblivion (which was seriously flawed in hindsight).

Who knows if Skyrim will earn an A+. But I'm pretty confident that it will earn an A. Most of my problems with Oblivion have been addressed.

Here's hoping for a good story and nothing too simplified. I'm hoping for a lot more variety, sandbox stuff, as well.

Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 19 June 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

Oblivion was seriously flawed in foresight tbh. I still played the hell out of it, ofc.

There are some decisions they've made for Skyrim that strike me initially as disappointing but I'm not 100% sure I won't grow to love them - ditching classes, changing up the magic system, the fancy 3d map etc. Can't see an upside to the apparent reduction in no. of armour slots. But it *does* look like they're putting in-game travel options back and maybe - I'm hoping so hard here it hurts - getting rid of the quest carrots.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Quite a lot less excited about this since I saw those E3 gameplay videos, just because it looks so similar to Oblivion.

JimD, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

It's a shame they've gone for another of the most mundane provinces instead of somewhere more exotic. Morrowind really set the bar; nowhere else in Tamriel is as strange; but Skyrim is v. much Midgard to Cyrodiil's Albion. I hope they've found ways to inject some originality.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

new footage of a lot of gameplay

there will probably be HD footage for this same clip in a couple days

menu system looks great. you can tell that a lot of detail went into this game

the diary of anne's spanx (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

"T bag him!"
oh you crazy texan quake con folk

the diary of anne's spanx (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 August 2011 06:46 (twelve years ago) link

nobody elses video goose up after 25 mins? seems to loose audio sync

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 7 August 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

preordered.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 August 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

goddamn, they killed that video already, anyone seen it anywhere else?

MPx4A, Sunday, 7 August 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

I may have just requested 11/11 off from work >_>

very public (bnw), Friday, 4 November 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha awesome

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

this is pretty much the only game these days that i was willing to preorder without reading a single review first

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

this and demons' souls, yes.

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit, just realized i have november 11 off!
but also that i ordered through amazon and they may not send day of.
I may have to change my shipping method.

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

just pick the free deliver on day of release option!

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

?
u pulling my leg?

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

nope. that and the $10 discounts are really the two best reasons to buy video games from amazon

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

u r not!
just cancelled my old order and updated! Yay!

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

i swear that option wasn't there when i pre pre preordered originally

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

nothing really quite like buying Skyrim for $50 to be delivered to your door the day of release

Mordy, Friday, 4 November 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

i dont want to get sucked into this (esp after putting so much time into batman already this month) but damn

so solaris (Lamp), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

so this has basically the same combat mechanics as fallout, right?

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

pre-download is up on steam <_<

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

I ordered a copy even though I barely have time for it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Would love to have a go at this but I could stand to actually play more of/finish Oblivion first, dammit.

Trayce, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

basically determined to spend all day 11/11 with this on PS3 as soon as it comes in the mail
will undoubtedly need to spend a half hour downloading patches

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

I'd real curious to see the first batch of unembargoed reviews; I know they're gonna slaver but I wanna see what bones they pick

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

will be happy if this game ships even slightly less buggy than fallout 3

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

I could not get into Oblivion at all but the hype for Skyrim intrigues me.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

all the hype of skyrim to me just seems like "Oblivion with dragons!!!!"

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

i broke down and order this :(((((((

the green (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

only on my 2nd playthru of dark souls. this will have to wait for a while.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

gawd i am so lame: i can't find time for dark souls. gonna save it for christmas break.

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

This has broken the street date here. Half the people I know have already bought it.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah N says he's on his way to get his now. Unforch its locked to single-user online activation so I wont be able to borrow his copy :( bums. Why didmnt he get a console version dammit.

Trayce, Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

Mods mods mods. Consoles are nice n all, but you've got to mod these Bethesda games.

I hope my copy arrives on time, I want to spend the weekend hating on this and working out how to fix it, hehe.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 10 November 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i have no idea why i bought this, i thought the skill system in oblivion was retarded and i hated the classes and the combat. but it just looked so gd pretty

and a butt (Lamp), Thursday, 10 November 2011 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

I have saved myself considerable amount of time and heartbreak by rendering myself unable to play this game. What you basically need to do is make sure you have no consoles and no PCs in your house and you have to spend all your money.

owenf, Thursday, 10 November 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty dumb but I finally pre-ordered this today. Left it late enough that I'm not going to get delivery until Saturday but I won't have time to play it tomorrow anyway and this way I get a FREE CLOTH MAP.

JimD, Thursday, 10 November 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

awwwwww shit really they got a cloth map i am so psyched for this

cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

uh oh - noticed some 9/10 reviews starting to creep in, dragging the average down

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

i'm kinda excited for this but not enough to marathon it tomorrow. i'll probably play it the same way i played oblivion i.e. wander around and look at things and not advance the storyline much

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

wtf giving this game clearly the goty and all time 9/10 fuck these assholes this is a perfect game and anyway i notice they gave oblivion 10/10 and then they rite that this is even better than oblivion so how can oblivion get 10/10 but this only get 9/10 also they're clearly sony fucking asshole fanboys bc they don't recognize how great this game is and why do they keep giving 10/10 to sony games like uncharted: indiana jones' revenge when this is clearly superior do u notice they don't mention enough DRAGONs i mean DRAGONS are incredible and also in this game you can do stuff like talk to ppl and wlak around and this is really an 11/10 i mean that's the valid score but i'd forgive someone for giving it 10/10 even bc that's still pretty good but 9/10 is total bullshit. nb i haven't played this game yet but i know it's going to be amazing and these assholes are just looking for attention and that's why they're not giving it the fair score EXPLINA THAT TO ME ECPLAIN THAT!

Mordy, Thursday, 10 November 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

a spade of dragons

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the skill system in oblivion was retarded and i hated the classes and the combat.

― and a butt (Lamp), Thursday, November 10, 2011 12:20 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah i'm kinda waiting to see if the character build system has been overhauled

goole, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

character build system sounds completely overhauled but combat supposedly still the same old same old. combat never bugged me too much in oblivion but it seemed like a missed opportunity that a part of the game that could potentially be so rich was left so thin.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

My Amazon delivery date's moved to Monday. Cloth map be damned. Cancel!

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

first person melee combat is a tall order, design-wise. i don't know if it's possible to do right.

goole, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

that is true but they could still do a hell of a lot better.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

re melee combat, what the hell i'm just gonna put these here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWISsk0cy74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTVC25hYJaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-Vut0xb9Y

what we know about this kind of fighting is that it was really fluid, even in armor, much more like wrestling with a tool in your hand than swatting at each other.

goole, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

hmm, i am skeptical. i am pretty sure melee combat is all about standing still and hitting the right trigger over and over until someone is dead. this looks like something else.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

first person melee combat is a tall order, design-wise. i don't know if it's possible to do right.― goole

I've spent a lot of time thinking about how to do just that.

A fancy dodge system could help but making melee combat as intuitive as the dodge/block system in Super Punch Out doesn't seem so realistic since Punch Out assumes standing in one place and all the enemies are humans capable of having a smart dodge/block AI.

Then I thoght about having some sort of combo attack system but I've never seen this in a First Person game.

I don't really have any more ideas. One thing I've heard that makes melee combat more fun in Oblivion is having a mod that sends hordes of enemies all at once. I'm sure that would be more fun but it doesn't have much to do with melee mechanics.

If any of you have good ideas I'd like to hear them

Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 10 November 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

the solution is to stop making games where first person is the default view

rockapads, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

What was the name of that Source engine game from a couple of years ago which was all based around first person melee combat? Didn't play that far into it but I seem to remember it having some nice ideas.

JimD, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, Zeno Clash. Might give it another go.

JimD, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

kinda feel like the solution to the first person melee combat problem lies somewhere down the kinect road.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

first person perspective is an abomination imo and should be abolished. certainly it has no business in any kind of RPG. and there have been some 3rd person action RPGs that have done combat really well in recent times.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

mordy rise of nightmares or whatever says no

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

kinect noooooo

goole, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

please remember when hoping for kinect solutions that we are all fat and awful at moving our bodies

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

is kinect the thing you have to stand up for? because...

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

really the only controllerless advance that will work for your average gamer will be something like the thing that stephen hawking uses to communicate

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

next step past kinect is xbox live/psn sending someone to your house to larp with you

goole, Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

maybe a kinect sensor that reads body heat and redness and sends a paramedic to your address

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 November 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure that comes with amazon prime already

cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

the combat in witcher is p good imo, rewards improvement and thought w/o being too counterintuitive or inhuman

and a butt (Lamp), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Utterly irritating "deliberatly dressed like dork" hipster dude on the tram this morning, holding forth VERY LOUDLY abt what was pretty obviously this game, he used the phrase "powned" out loud at one point, He was wearing a trucker hat, hipster glasses and an LA Lakers shirt thing. I mean... urerrghrr,rreighetkr.

Trayce, Thursday, 10 November 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Witcher is one of the coolest-looking games. Can't wait for the console version.

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 November 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

he used the phrase "powned" out loud at one point,

indefensible

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Thursday, 10 November 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

first person perspective is an abomination imo and should be abolished. certainly it has no business in any kind of RPG. and there have been some 3rd person action RPGs that have done combat really well in recent times

Most action rpg's are 3rd person and many of them are good. But 1st person has some very strong merits. I love that I can look out of the eyes of my character. It makes me feel like I'm there. Everything is more scenic when you have this viewpoint. Conversely, 3rd person makes you look towards the ground a lot more often because it's easier to attack enemies from more of an overhead viewpoint. And Enemies aren't in your face - I like that about 1st person. Enemies will surprise you more often when you aren't in 3rd person.

Now back to improving 1st person melee mechanics. Maybe kinnect is the future for first person. However I did come up with some conceptual ideas that could work. Implementing them to fit the game would be a whole different matter.

For instance, what if you had an enemy flash different colors. When he is red that means use an upwards weapon swing to connect. When he is blue you have to use a sideways swing. Don't attack when he is black. This kind of 1st person melee is an abstract idea right now but it's a start at adding some arcade-style fun where there isn't any at the moment. And frankly I rarely switch up weapon swing direction even if there may already be some spotty reasons to do so. (Also, I rarely used the block button when I played Oblivion).

If things were more arcade-like and intuitive (with FP melee) I would have more fun and feel like I'm using some skilled button combos rather than simple button mashing against enemies that aren't too high above your level

Different folk for different folks (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 10 November 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

until they develop a technology that gives you peripheral vision, "1st person perspective" is predicated on the protagonist having some kind of sight disorder.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

How much harder would this game be to play in 3pp? I remember thinking that 3pp looked wonky in Oblivion.

polyphonic, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

it was hilariously bad, but apparently decent in skyrim

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

doing realist-ish melee combat is probably best done w/ a locked 3rd kind of POV like gears of war. you need to be able to be aware of what the whole body of your character is doing, especially if there's a defense mechanic

plus peripheral vision, yeah

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

plus half the fun of rpgs is cool gear, why not see it?

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

Don't attack when he is black.

cosign this tho

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaaaa

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Friday, 11 November 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

I was reading lorax's post above on zing and there were multiple paragraphs before I saw who wrote it but I instantly knew it was lorax <3

Mordy, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Roberto Spiralli otm. strip everything away from a first person shooter, and it is chasing an object with a reticle and clicking the mouse button furiously when they overlap. But at least in a shooter you get to enjoy the illusion of the projectile going toward the target, leading the target based on the speed of the projectile, etc. With melee you don't even get to see much of your character's body moving, and there's no sense of depth or physics. So it's like some guy who has no depth perception fighting with a cardboard box on his head. The real thing that kills me about FPS games is how much it limits your movement. I want to play a multiplayer map with a Just Cause, Prototype, or InFamous type game.

rockapads, Friday, 11 November 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

Grand theft auto 4 multiplayer is this^

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Friday, 11 November 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't actually tried that. No word of mouth of it being fun from any of my friends, either. Any good?

rockapads, Friday, 11 November 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

the gametypes were p uninvolving and hence nobody plays it iirc

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

would love a city-wide capture the flag mode for Just Cause 2

rockapads, Friday, 11 November 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

The idea of a never ending adventure sandbox is simultaneously enthralling and terrifying.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

I have a friend who says he wants to be put on life support and play Skyrim forever

rockapads, Friday, 11 November 2011 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

ok
for no reason at all i feel like i might justify buying this tomorrow. despite not liking oblivion at all.
hmmm

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Friday, 11 November 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'm in the oblivion-sucked camp but the something awful people (who are the whiniest bitchiest gamers on the internet) seem to be having a good time. my pre-order should arrive before i get home from work tonight.

i think arena, the first elder scrolls game, could be remade into something awesome. as i remember one could wander across the entire continent of tamriel. the landscape and most towns and settlements were randomly generated and really repetitive but the vastness was fucking nuts, especially in 1994. a remake with decent graphics and 21st century complexity, like a minecraft that doesn't look like a bag of assholes mixed with all this procedural quest-generation stuff mixed with the fact that arena was SUPER FUCKING HARD, would be killer. i was 13 with all the hyperfocus a 13 year old can bring to a video game and i often got killed during the quasi-tutorial dungeon. shit was real.

adam, Friday, 11 November 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

and by oblivion sucked i mean i still put like 100 hours into it.

adam, Friday, 11 November 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

took the day off and will be running down the stairs at regular intervals to see if the game is amazonged to my front door yet

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

last exercise for a while i assume

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 11 November 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

would answer that zing but am out of breath

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

i think arena, the first elder scrolls game, could be remade into something awesome

remake daggerfall imho. same scope but such a better game and story.

Mordy, Friday, 11 November 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 November 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

perusing wikia, the character system looks... intersting

no attributes? perks?

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

buckets on heads was indeed the dumbest/best thing I've seen today

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 11 November 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

the design of this seems kinda modern fallouty, which is part of why my interest is growing quickly

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Friday, 11 November 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha buckethead!

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

pc version is crashing occasionally on looting gold. still pretty fun though. plays like a more polished version of oblivion.

my thief is named 'shank badu'.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Friday, 11 November 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

I can see your crashes on Steam.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 11 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

ditto

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Just bought this! Also my first elder scrolls game.

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Friday, 11 November 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Wondering whether I should install this to my xbox to reduce load times. Have you guys heard anything wrt that?

Mordy, Friday, 11 November 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

rumours of textures not displaying properly when installed on 360 - don't know for sure tho

zappi, Friday, 11 November 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

ok well confirmed, patch incoming

"Skyrim uses a lot of dynamic streaming systems, including textures. We've seen a few reports of certain textures temporarily scaling down on the Xbox 360, and not scaling back up. We have verified that this issue does not occur when playing off the disk and when the game is fully cached (not installed). Skyrim makes heavy use of the Xbox 360 caching system, and caches over the normal course of play while in menus or interiors. This cache can be wiped when other games are played or when the user manually removes it. We're working on a solution in the next title update for those who have installed the game."

zappi, Friday, 11 November 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

goddammit ups i am very busy and need you to deliver this now so i can start wasting time

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

you can see my crashes? you mean sudden log off/log on?

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Friday, 11 November 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

yup

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

How do you design AI to avoid that bucket trick? I guess you could give NPCs a desire to see a given patch of space? And have them move / move objects to make that happen?

lukas, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

Just purchased. Can't wait to get home and play.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

just mark "putting bucket on my head" as a threatening action, like stealing apparently is for non-bucketheads.

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

idk if npc's have a sense of touch. they do if you bump into them maybe, plenty of games have that. it's an interesting design problem. shopkeepers should probably have an 'ideal layout' of their space in mind, if something changes w/o being paid they should get suspicious.

i always liked how you could walk up their private stairs to the apartments and it would be nbd unless they found you up there personally, maybe not even then.

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

put eyeholes in every in-game bucket

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

elder scrolls has that dumb "glass" material, make buckets out of that

goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

trying very hard to make a character that doesn't look hideous. failing so far.

Mordy, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

anyone been able to lower the drawbridge in the embershard mine? i even cheated and looked at a guide, and it's just like "use the switch to lower the drawbridge". but i...can't...find...the....switch...

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

NEVERMIND

*turns brightness up on display*

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Loving this so far. Perhaps even more than Dark Souls.

polyphonic, Saturday, 12 November 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

i'm loving it too, although i'm a completely overwhelmed with sidequests already! no surprise, i guess, based off of everything i've ever heard about elder scrolls games.

one nitpick: it's a little annoying to not know how much a spell costs (in magika or whatever) before you buy the spell book. for example, i purchased the stoneflesh spell (increases armor), but when i tried to cast it found out that i don't have enough magika to use it, even at max levels.

d'oh!

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

lol, just hit my first freeze. bethasda, never change.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

too tired from baby these days to spend all night playing so i'm crashing now. but good stuff.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

4 hours in, I'm feeling seriously ambivalent about this game.

The UI is horrible to use on the PC and the mouse control is dodgy. No paper doll, GoogleTamriel instead of a sensible map an escaped prisoner might buy and stick in her pocket, wretched quest compass and no directions for those who don't want to use it.

NPCs look great, and their dialogue is 100x better than Oblivion even if they *do* talk over each other all the time and constantly blurt out information at you even if you've already talked to them about that thing / are looking the other way / are engaged in conversation with someone else. The sheer amount of dialogue and individual backstory is terrific. The quest writing looks like it's going to be pretty good.

Love the animations for smithing and cooking and so forth - I'm really pleased that they have put cooking in. I'm sad that there's no hardcore mode to make all that tasty food a bit more useful. Can't beleive how they've dumbed down alchemy. And apropos of nothing, why haven't they got bookshelves working?

It's real pretty, and I've always loved the way Beth design the little details, pots, baskets, rugs and shit like that. Armor is boring but at low levels that's cool, I just won't have come across anything exciting yet. The architecture is nice. The shape of the terrain is heaps better than Oblivion. However, having read one review that said the aesthetics and atmosphere harked back to Morrowind, I've been disappointed with what I've seen so far. I've only seen Winterhold and the outside of Solitude, but. I want to be surprised. Mushroom spires and giant shell houses and mysterious rusted machinery: Morrowind was full of things you might not have thought of yourself. Skyrim seems just as one-note as OB, maybe moreso, since the Planes of Oblivion at least had some strangeness to them the first time you saw them.

Has anyone come across anything really spectacular? Fabulous and fantastical? It would give me something to strive for to know that such places exist and I just haven't found them yet. I don't want details just - are they there?

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Saturday, 12 November 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

guys what are your character names? its important

ogmor, Saturday, 12 November 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

My character is named Wink Martindale.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

named my lizard dude Apichatpong

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

my character's name is Arsonal -- same as my char in Obv + Fallout3 + NV. wood elf. mostly been using destruction spells + some sword blows but now i've bumped up archery and sneak so i plan on shifting emphasis soon.

the coolest thing i've seen is SPOILER the dungeon where you get the claw and ultimately the dragonstone SPOILER there's some amazing looking rooms with cascading waterfalls and rivers heading into grates and at one point you step into this room where the water splashes down onto the stones below and when you look up you can see that there isn't a ceiling and just the sky way above you and i thought it was really very pretty.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

^yeah, I reached that point late last night and thought it was wicked!

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

also, i was totally unprepared for the final guy in that dungeon and i basically just danced around the rivers and stones flinging fire at him until he fell to his knees at the foot of a waterfall and i ran forward and administered the final blow with my longsword while water fell around us. that was pretty epic.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately i also did it out of order so later this guy was like, 'oh hey, i need X from that dungeon' and then i was like, 'oh, this thing?' cause i already had it and he was like, 'oh yeah,' and then achievement popped up and it felt pretty anti-climatic.

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Is this worth it if I only want to play in 3rd person?

Jeff, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

3rd person much better than oblivion but still not as good as 1st imo. sometimes necessary for when you're backing down long hallways and don't want to get caught in an unexpected dead end

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

My grumpy Dunmer warrioress is called Zolan. It doesn't suit her. I didn't think I'd wind up keeping my first character, but one advantage of doing away with classes is you can't get the build wrong.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just so bad at 1st person, can't get used to console controllers. Played a ton of quake and it was great with mouse/keyboard, but my skills have not translated.

Jeff, Saturday, 12 November 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Er, my wood elf is called Jim.

JimD, Saturday, 12 November 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a Redguard sort of warrior/mage hybrid called Valdiev. This game has so many possibilities that it's kind of frustrating for me to play through, because I know I probably won't have the time to come back for a second round with a different character build. Hell, I barely have time to do this first round! I've never played an Elder Scrolls game, so I went with something that lets me try out both melee and mage stuff roughly equally. I've usually got a weapon in the right hand and a spell on the left. Hope this doesn't come back to bite me later, because I'm basically rarely using a shield and only occasionally doing archery.

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

also, i feel like a dumbass because i received an enchanted two-handed weapon that i thought of as pretty useless (since i'm focusing on one-handed skills), and i sold it off for pretty cheap. only later did i realize i could have disenchanted it! d'oh!

which reminds me, i know that the speech skill affects the prices you receive for bartering goods, but is there any effect from who you talk to? i mean, if you offer up a pretty good item to some faceless trader in a tiny town, vs. a well-known shop that specializes in the category in a big city, would you get a different price? trying to figure out if it's a huge mistake to just sell off stuff in the first town i reach, or if i should hoard it until i get to a better location.

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Sell it, I think. You get pretty overburdened fairly quickly. I've had to leave lots of loot behind. (I yearn for the days of Daggerfall when you could buy a horse and wagon and load up your wagon w/ stuff to sell after every expedition.)

Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

My character's name is Omaen and she is a redguard.

polyphonic, Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

"DIE SO I CAN TAKE YOUR STUFF"

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 12 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

btw I am Clive, an Imperial

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 12 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

did not end up buying this today mainly because target ran out and i hate best buy and they didnt have any deals anyway

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 November 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

also, i was totally unprepared for the final guy in that dungeon and i basically just danced around the rivers and stones flinging fire at him until he fell to his knees at the foot of a waterfall and i ran forward and administered the final blow with my longsword while water fell around us. that was pretty epic.

― Mordy, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:06 (Yesterday)

this is the coolest shit I have ever heard.

owenf, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

i ran into a village of giants on my way to the location where you're supposed to talk to the greybeards (7000 stairs). thought i was doing well, and then some giant hit me and i flew hundreds of feet up in the air? i'm not sure if it was a glitch or not, but after 7-8 seconds into my ascent to the sun, it went back to the loading screen to restart me.

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

no, i think that is for real (not a glitch). it's been mentioned all over the interwebs.

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

next time i play i plan on taking the route on the OTHER side of the mountain!

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Sunday, 13 November 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

the problem with these games for me is all the character customization - how am I supposed to CHOOSE

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 November 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

this one kinda lets you ease into it since you don't have to pick anything to start (except race)

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

the climb to the monastery is WOW

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

Just started this as a redguard called Claude. Are you all joining the imperial legion or the stormcloaks?

sonderborg, Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

haven't started those quests yet, but planning on stormcloak, i suppose.

Z S, Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol hrothgar references. this game is just one huge geat homage, isn't it

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

I was all set to side with the rebels (underdog radicals generally appeal to me) when I realized that they're basically nativists...

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

It is a testament to this game's awesomeness that I am irritated at having to turn it off and go to the bar for football. Fucking saints, why can't they have a bye this week?

Crunchy the nord relies mostly on war axes, FLAMETHROWER HAND and zombie raising.

adam, Sunday, 13 November 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

i turned up the difficulty by one level. average fights are better now but dragons just destroy me.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Sunday, 13 November 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

also some of the npcs are bugged. I snuck into the alchemists shop and she kept welcoming me to buy things while she slept. I stole all her shit.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Sunday, 13 November 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

how do i get fireball-hand other than the scrolls? do i have to go to magic school city?

ciderpress, Sunday, 13 November 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is just sitting there begging me to play it :////

ive already decide im gonna play a pure caster for the first time

808 Police State (Lamp), Sunday, 13 November 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'd love to try a pure caster but i just love archery too much

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

this is pretty amazing so far; in the dungeon that mordy mentions i made that magic transition from playing a video game pushing a sprite around on a digital map to YOU ARE DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS OF THE ANCIENT EARTH WHEN THE VIKING ZOMBIE PULLS ITSELF SLOWLY FROM ITS MOULDERING CRYPT, EYES AGLAZE WITH INFERNAL LIFE, JAW AGAPE WITH A HATEFUL SNEER, RUSHING TOWARD YOU SWORD OUTSTRETCHED roll for initiative

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

i just killed a solid hour reorganizing my inventory. you can micromanage the shit out of this game if you want to.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

and it's fun to micromanage btw! very good ui!

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

is there a way to change the order of items in the inventory? for example, can you lump all of your shields together, all of your boots together, etc?

Z S, Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

it auto-orders your equipment into like weaponry / apparel / books / ingredients / scrolls / misc, but you can't reorder it by like boots or shields (at least not that i've seen so far)

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

The start of the Dark Brotherhood stuff is fun

MPx4A, Sunday, 13 November 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

guess who just figured out there's a sprint button?

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

my dark elf is named turd burglar. this game is fun as a mufucka.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

took me a long time to figure out how to dragon shout

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

this is pretty amazing so far; in the dungeon that mordy mentions i made that magic transition from playing a video game pushing a sprite around on a digital map to YOU ARE DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS OF THE ANCIENT EARTH WHEN THE VIKING ZOMBIE PULLS ITSELF SLOWLY FROM ITS MOULDERING CRYPT, EYES AGLAZE WITH INFERNAL LIFE, JAW AGAPE WITH A HATEFUL SNEER, RUSHING TOWARD YOU SWORD OUTSTRETCHED roll for initiative

^^^

This fuckin' game

Takes a while to get started but once it does jesus christ it's addictive

I'm playing as an Argonian named Corky

latebloomer, Sunday, 13 November 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

had to take a break. burnt myself out by playing too much. but so good.

Mordy, Sunday, 13 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

Most of tonight's session was me going round the Jarl's house collecting all his goblets and plates and foodstuffs to sell back at the market. Turned out it wasn't really worth the effort. But the view from his balcony is lovely.

JimD, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

i was just doing that too. the whole soul gem/enchant thing seems annoyingly complex.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

first hard freeze, the end for tonight methinks.
but damn if i don't already have level 9 and about twenty possible quests.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

btw, who else is playing this on a higher difficulty level? I went one below toughest.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

throw yr hands up if yr gay married

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

you can get married in this?
Beginning to think that this is just what i thought Fable iii should be.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't progressed far enough to get married but Corky's def. gonna get a lavish gay wedding

latebloomer, Monday, 14 November 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure i get the enchant thing, still. i have the soul trap spell, and empty gems. but everytime i cast soul trap on an enemy and then kill it, it says "gem not large enough" or something like that.

eh.

Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

PC version keeps crashing to desktop. no errors or anything - game just disappears. Am starting to get pissy about it. Does QA even try anymore?

rockapads, Monday, 14 November 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

there is one crash that can be fixed by changing sound settings. Think I saw it in Bethesda forums.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 14 November 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14/thulsa-broom

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://penny-arcade.smugmug.com/photos/i-PPTPkRk/0/L/i-PPTPkRk-XL.jpg

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

man i GOTTA buy a house, if only for my books.
compulsively collecting every one i find. there's some good reading in them! i need them for when i retire.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

Guard examining spider corpse on roadside

walk up and pick up spider's leg and wave it around a bit, looks a bit like dead spider is dancing

guard snaps 'put that down'

MPx4A, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

cosign -- and for all these fucking dragon bones + scales

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

lol getting married. man i hated that girlfriend shit in san andreas, ringing me every five minutes, why would anyone consider this?

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'm thane of that one place (at work right now, can't remember location names), but everyone's still treating me like shit! "you disrespect the law, you disrespect me", says the lowly guard. "I'M THE FUCKING THANE MAN"

Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UPkWF.png

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol what a choad

ordered btw!

goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

doing a pretty bad job on the "not sounding a hipster" front there!

zappi, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not a *thing*, but *is thing*

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

classic move

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

if that motherfucker was for real he would've gone thru this when daggerfall got rereleased as GOTY edition for all those fucking newbs to pick up so fuck him long live Battlespire

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

did he play the fucking awful redguard adventure game? hell no little bitch.

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I has a house

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

50 grand for a house seems prohibitively expensive; how did you scrape up the cash?

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

isn't it 5000 for a house? at least in [name of town that i can never remember where you first become thane]

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

you might be right, i may be misremembering.
5K is still hefty but doable.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

I should buy this game so I can offer ya'll good subprime loans on your thatchroof cottages

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I have trouble spending money in this game, at least on items. The prices always seem like a bit of a ripoff, considering you can usually get the best item in the store for free through questing. I suppose I should be saving my money for training and spell tomes.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

$$$ trade your cash for daedric artifacts $$$

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

i'm also always wondering what to do with shit like dragon scales. if i had a house i guess i'd keep it there, but as an already highly-encumbered dude trudging around skyrim i pretty much just sold them immediately or probably not a good price.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

The prices always seem like a bit of a ripoff, considering you can usually get the best item in the store for free through questing.

this is like every swords and sorcerors game ever? like in diablo II, only a fool would buy his weapons from the blacksmith!

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I got some daedric something or other from the god of the hunt and I have no idea what it is/what it does.. I should google it or something.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

i bet it's badass

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

it involves turning into a wereworlf if you have lycanthropy.. fuck that noise. I ran into a couple vampires earlier this morning and freaked out that I would get vampirism..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

they got rid of them for oblivion but when you became a vampire in daggerfall you belonged to a particular house of vampires w/ varying benefits and disadvantages. it was very Vampire: the Masquerade'esque

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

are there whores

goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

vampire whores?

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

no just whore whores

goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure there must be tho now that i think about it i can't remember running into any yet...

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j50u0zUeCmU

polyphonic, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

i got turned into a vampire.
weaker in sunlight
"possessed of an unearthly thirst"
Took a cure disease potion.
the end.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

no shit? that's all it takes to get rid of vampirism these days? the alchemy field has really made some strides over the years...

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think you can also go to a shrine.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

in the old days you'd have to find a vampire hunter and get him some ingredients so he could make a cure for you.

Mordy, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

ok i have this now due to crafty trading at gamestop

stupid being at work

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

how the hell have they created the flowing streams of water in this game? shit looks incredible.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:42 (twelve years ago) link

TBF that vampirism/cure thing was the same in Oblivion.

Trayce, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah this is a slow starter huh

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

I got a pretty dope staff valued at 1800 gold twice cuz the staff fell off the body after I killed the dude, then appeared in the inventory of the body too. sweeeeeeet.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

jjj: yes but once it gets all four wheels on the ground, whoa nellie

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

I thought that was a joke because it starts with your execution being interrupted by a dragon burning down a castle

MPx4A, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but that intro part's not all that fun, it's basically just a tutorial. the game really picks up when you go into your first dungeon.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Or at the very least when you get out into the open world.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

it was that dungeon that got me and the realization that what i thought was gonna be a five minute bullshit excursion was actually a really well crafted trip into the bowels of the earth and each new room opened up into a fresh, unique exciting chunk of architecture

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm having to curb my competionist tendencies with this, and it feels odd. Usually in a town like Whiterun I'd make sure I'd exhausted all the sidequets before pressing ahead with the main...but the more I clear the more it generates for me, I need to force myself to let go and just move on.

JimD, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah you can't complete all the quests, it'll just generate more. its usually pretty obvious which ones are the main scripted quests and which are the generated ones though.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Already I'm treating this as the last-thing-before-bed relaxing random mission type game that Morrowind was so good for. I'll do the main quest if it's the low-hanging fruit of the minute, otherwise I'll do whatever. Give me a thing and I will do it.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

i.e. last night it sent me on a big long mission to find THE SEPTUM OF GOR-BLAGUÜL or some such and at the very end it said "FAIL, SOME GUY BEAT YOU TO IT, NOW GO HERE INSTEAD". Ordinarily I'd be razzed off but with Skyrim I'm not invested in the individual goal so much as the overall experience.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, I'd find that annoying! I guess it depends how immersive it all is tho.

Trayce, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

pickpocketed a guard and got away with it.
wandered out of the city and hey, here's three massive guys he sent to kill me.
Which they do.
Like fifteen times.
Until I just take off running and they get hung up on a bug that keeps them trapped in a small area. So i jump up, fire magic at them to kill them and fall back. and do that like fifteen times.
Some of the glitchy combat makes this not very fun sometimes.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

i thought they only send the guards when you don't get away with it. otherwise... how does he know it was you???

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

i have no idea! but when i ganked the thugs there was a contract on me from a guard in their pockets saying "kill that dirty thief"

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

does it not tell you if you got caught? that'd be sweet

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh man the possibility that sometimes this game pretends you have successfully pickpocketed someone but then sends powerful assassins to kill you for it is the single best thing i have read about it so far

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

They were RIDICULOUSLY overpowered; three guys in heavy armor who appeared as soon as i walked out of town, said "We're here to teach you a lesson", surround me and then bang the shit out of me.
Seriously, I kept dying for like ten minutes until I finally leapt over the top one and just lit out running off the side of a cliff on some omar shit.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Already I'm treating this as the last-thing-before-bed relaxing random mission type game that Morrowind was so good for. I'll do the main quest if it's the low-hanging fruit of the minute, otherwise I'll do whatever. Give me a thing and I will do it.

i haven't had much spare time so i've kind of been playing it this way too, and really enjoying it! after thinking about enchanting again (i was whining about it earlier), i realized that the combination of me being a really low-level enchanter and the fact that only filled gem i had was something called a "Petty gem" probably resulted in the really weak results. i'll probably continue to enchant shit, in the hopes that a few weeks i'll be enchanting everything with Inflict Diarrhea

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

i like that this game is happy at any time to kill you. idk if i am just pushing forward too hard for my level, but i got killed a bunch of times on the thousand steps. fucking troll asshole. i am level 5 btw.

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

also as an added bonus that def taught me to follow RPG tradition and remember to save often.

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

from what i have read there are places/enemies in the game that are never leveled down.

this is in the mail!!!

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

hey btw if i join up with the companions, does that lock me out of the other guilds, or can i switch when i get to the much despised by nords magic college?

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

i decided to walk to winterhold or whatever, the place with the magic college. i left whiterun on saturday afternoon and kept getting distracted by stuff i came across. investigated a dead horse in front of a lighthouse, spent like 4 hours clearing a dungeon underneath. agreed to investigate some nightmares, ended up arguing with a disembodied daedric lord. i finally got to winterhold on monday night with some not insignificant playtime in between.

adam, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

i am both a companion and a student at the mages college.

adam, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh also i am enjoying the fairly realistic casual racism that permeates the game, nords saying stuff like "well of course he stole that, hes a dirty elf".

xpost ok awesome. i am thinking that i should derail the main quest after doing this graybeard dungeon crawl and just do random shit for a while.

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

*indirect spoiler alert, maybe?*

fwiw, i purchased the strategy guide along with the game (hasn't actually helped...at all, basically. i think i just wanted an easy reference table for items and shit, not the other 400 pages that come in the guide), it suggested finishing the first 1/3 or so of the main story arc before branching off, which i think is around 7-9 main quests. the reasoning was that you'd pick up skills and unlock features (like the shout ability, etc) during the course of that first 1/3 that would come in handy with all the sidequests. so i dunno, i'm still doing a lot of random shit but i am trying to finish up this first bit of the main story arc sooner rather than later.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey, should I get this y/n

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

dan, you will love it.
i got derailed at the greybeards already! too much to do!

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

so now that people are playing this, is the gameplay/combat actually fun? or is the appeal mostly about exploring the giant massive world, which i think might just stress me out?

i think i might be enjoying this thread more than i would enjoy the actual game.

this is unusual for batman. (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

kk brb, heading to Best Buy

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

combat is fun but frustrating at times. I really like the brawling.
as mentioned before, enemies often get confused by the parameters in which they can explore and will often stand ten feet in front of you gnashing their teeth and you can fire spell/bow and arrow them to death.
On the other hand, sabretooth tigers are monsters that fly all over the goddamn plain after you. it's inconsistent.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

I have a friend who does AI for games and according to him there haven't been major advances in pathing for like forty years.

lukas, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

that sounds about right.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

This is pretty neat:

http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/224985/heres-how-to-make-morrowind-look-almost-as-good-as-skyrim/

polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

so wait: if i buy oblivion on steam, can i modify it?

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey, should I get this y/n

― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:59 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay I thought Oblivion was a dull trudge through samey countryside with tedious missions, and after only 6-7 hrs I am confident that Skyrim shits it into a cocked hat.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

i like that this game is happy at any time to kill you. idk if i am just pushing forward too hard for my level, but i got killed a bunch of times on the thousand steps. fucking troll asshole. i am level 5 btw.

― Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 03:35 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, the frost trolls are hell to kill without a companion, and those giant things will take you out in one hit. Fortunately they can be avoided by just talking a different route to wherever it was you were going. I had no trouble whatsoever on the 7,000 steps though for some reason.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

oh and I have just hit level 6

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Did you run into a frost troll about 3/4ths of the way up? He gave me a little trouble xp

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

without a companion

wait...do you mean without a follower in general, or without a Companion? i was thinking of tackling that quest tonight.

also, my first follower died in pretty much the first big battle i had with her in tow. in the heat of battle i just lost my shit and started spewing fire at everything in the surrounding area, toasting friend and foe alike. then i stole her shit

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

if i could have, i would have cooked her and eaten her as well. my name is valdiev, creep of skyrim

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

btw "those giant things" are not the same as "the frost trolls" (just read back my own post)

Mordy: I never saw a front troll on the 7,000 steps iirc

Z S: 'Follower' and 'companion' are distinct things? Some woman called Lydia has been following me around and getting stuck against rocks, I just assumed she was my companion.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

my follower WILL NOT DIE; she's been killed at least a half dozen times.
Maybe they're just beating her to the last inch of life and then abandoning her and coming after me as a main target? Can't tell?
She's the Ulgrid the Unbeatable or whatever; the red sonja character in the bar who claims no one can beat her in a fight. Well i brawled the hell out of her and now she won't leave me alone. Dating in Skyrim is complicated.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

The Companions seem hella lame to me btw. Gonna join their group and then ditch them for the Empire first chance i get.

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

ahh Companions are a Blades-like society thingo, right

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think u can join the Blades too tho. Companions are like the warriors guild.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yep, ta, I just didn't know the Companions were a thing until just now.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I really want to play this tonight. I haven't played since the weekend. I was all set to play last night but then water went out all day in our building and we ended up staying somewhere else so alas. but tonight. tonight i will play.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

im pretty sure that the only way one of your followers can actually die is if you kill them, ie spraying the area they are stupidly standing in with fire etc.

i am envious of not running into that frost troll on the 7000 steps, are you playing on normal difficulty?

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol i always wonder how there is even a functioning society at all with all these monsters roaming around.

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

racist

Princess Nancy (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

really can't wait to play this now

can't wait to gloriously murder companions

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

i am envious of not running into that frost troll on the 7000 steps, are you playing on normal difficulty?

yes

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

might've been slightly higher level tho

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

re racism, i remember in Morrowind they were all severely racist against Argonians/Lizardman and I swear that someone once either made this joke in the game, or we made the joke so many times about the game that I can't remember but I'm pretty sure it was actually in the game: "two lizardmen in the back of a wagon, who is driving? the constable!"

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

i'm playing argonian and people keep basically making vaguely racist lizardman comments and i keep having to remind myself they're talking about me!

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

I swear that someone once either made this joke in the game, or we made the joke so many times about the game that I can't remember but I'm pretty sure it was actually in the game

ease up on the ganj bro

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

i am envious of not running into that frost troll on the 7000 steps, are you playing on normal difficulty?

oh wait, I forgot to mention I'm in novice, disregard everything I said or ever will say again

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

i should clarify that there were for sure a plethora of racist jokes about argonians in Morrowind, I just don't remember if that was actually one of them -- but i think it was.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

this game is fucking awesome and I hated oblivion fwiw (despite dropping probably 150 hours into it)

Clay, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny how there's not necessarily anything that's easily identifiable about how boring Oblivion was. There was the really really stupid way they implemented the invisible walls (which was 80% of my dissatisfaction) but other than that it was just vaguely boring. Skyrim (and Morrowind for that matter) has the X factor that Oblivion completely lacked.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

the main quest was kind of incomprehensible/not compelling and had fuck all to do with the player character (you were pretty much an errand boy for the empire iirc). At least for me. So I would go vast amounts of time avoiding it because who cares. And all the writing was kind of shit.

Clay, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i was really turned off by the gross mystical royalism of the whole thing. and every single person looked fucking deformed.

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Oblivion took place in a really generic gameworld. Nordic stuff + weird mushroom dark elf world are not played out in RPGs at all, but like every RPG over the last 30 years has been vaguely Arthurian Western Europe

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that's true. And the side-quests were dull and (iirc) involved loads of waiting for something to happen. It's a shame, because that first view you get in the game (of the big white citadel thingo in the centre of a verdant Cyrodiil) is gorgeous, but then you realise that the entire game looks exactly the same.

AND, while I'm railing against Oblivion, the aforementioned invisible walls actually chopped paths in half (so rather than facing a precipitous mountain face or deep water you just got a dumb message saying you couldn't go any further). Bloody stupid. So far I've not come across anything like that in Skyrim.

xxp Oh god yeah, very weird character modelling.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Oblivion took place in a really generic gameworld. Nordic stuff + weird mushroom dark elf world are not played out in RPGs at all, but like every RPG over the last 30 years has been vaguely Arthurian Western Europe

― Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 10:27 (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I want to say it was full of hideous Eddings-style tropes but that's probably not the writer I'm looking for. So annoying. Both Morrowind and Skyrim have proper grit.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

climbed a little ways up a mountain today and stopped by a river that fed into a waterfall. i paid some guy wandering along the path a few gold to sing me a song while i just looked around and enjoyed the pretty scenery. was really feeling the *~IMMERSION~*. the ambient nature sounds are beautiful coming through in surround sound. and i love how deeply time of day, weather, and season affect the general mood of the moment and character of the landscape. anyway, when the guy was done with his song and i was finished with the little moment of reverie i got back on the path and a sabretooth tiger immediately jumped out of a bush and mauled me to death. it was a funny moment.

circa1916, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

so whenever i'm in a tight tunnel trying to back up away from a fight (to get a few more arrows in before we go into melee) i keep bumping into lydia who doesn't know well enough to move back herself. so i've taken to screaming "lydia!" in annoyance and frustration every so often. finally my wife was like, "why do u keep yelling at lydia???"

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

I left Lydia guarding my house. If it was Lydia the Tattooed Lady I'd cart her around but no such luck.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

also, she is always disappearing on me and then i wonder -- lydia, are you dead? but then, no, a few minutes later she is there again.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

She gets stuck behind things.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

i get worried bc she's carrying all my dragon scales

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

If you lose her completely, save & reload or sleep/wait for one hour and she'll just appear.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

which reminds me, i really need a house or something to stash all my gear

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

Wait what? You can give her stuff? I've been selling all my dragon scales.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

one of the options when you talk with them is "i need to trade some equipment". They're basically pack mules with crossbows.

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 November 2011 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

what are the popular options in this thread for housing/storage?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

xp omg awesome

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

Storage, I'm going nomad atm. Dumping stuff or selling it.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

So horses are kinda shit in this? Am I doing it wrong? Barely faster than walking and getting on and off is a nuisance. I just ditched mine in the woods. Sorry horsey.

Clay, Thursday, 17 November 2011 06:58 (twelve years ago) link

Fucking vampires in groups are bullshit.

janskin graft (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

You should try fucking them 1 on 1

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 November 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

Got stuck in a stupid loop with this bloke who insisted I pick a lock and pickpocket someone. Like fuck. Apparently no way to get out of it, so I restored an older saved file and the whole PS3 crashed.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 17 November 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11/15/skyrim-companion-lydia/

Comments not short on ways to get the most out of Lydia.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

well this came in the mail but i dunno if i'll have time to play it much until the weekend.

the map that comes with it, just, why. there is a LAKE GEIR tho.

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

Read mayor jingleberries' comment as an xpost to clay. Seemed like strange advice, but unusually to the point!

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

So horses are kinda shit in this? Am I doing it wrong? Barely faster than walking and getting on and off is a nuisance. I just ditched mine in the woods. Sorry horsey.

I haven't ridden a horse yet, but I did read that the sprint key works for them.

rockapads, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

so my initial impression of this is that at some point I should actually read the manual and figure out the controls, because my strategy of "mash buttons and run away" doesn't seem to be effective past a certain point

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

do you guys like not try all the buttons when you play a game

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

fyi, mario could jump.

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Dan, my big tip is to use the favorites menu to the full extent, switching from bow to 2 handed to onehanded plus spell on the fly is super key

janskin graft (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

also at least for me the normal setting is pretty challenging - anyone have any good tips on the cave full of vampires or should i just level up for a while before i give it a shot again?

janskin graft (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

fyi I did try all of the buttons; I think at one point I was able to block using my weapon but I haven't been able to replicate it (although it has led to some amusing "jump up and down while zombies hack you to bits" moments)

the giant spider in the barrow kept 2-shotting me until I perfected the "set it on fire/run away/run back and chop it" pattern

I am liking the favorites menu but HATING the decision to enable sneaking by pushing in the left stick, which has also led to some amusing "turn around and try to slowly skulk away while bandits stick swords in you" moments.

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, normal is hard enough for me. Maybe I'll try hard on a second playthrough.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

another thing that i didnt get until recently is how to use power attacks (hold attack button and push the directional stick) which also really would have helped during that spider fight. also sneak attack with bow is key in any of the dungeons full of draugrs on shelves, i think on the last one i didnt actually have to fight any of them.

janskin graft (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

Do you have power attacks from the beginning?

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's all tied to how long you hold down the attack button

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Dan, my big tip is to use the favorites menu to the full extent, switching from bow to 2 handed to onehanded plus spell on the fly is super key

...and as it's not obvious, for PC users; you can still hotkey weapons and spells, just click a numeric key when you have the item selected in the favourites menu.

Blowed if I can work out how to make it do LH / RH right though, it keeps giving me Healing in both hands, doh.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

click = press

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's all tied to how long you hold down the attack button

Do you have no be still when you do it, or can you be moving forward (or etc.) and then change direction?

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol dunno, I am still trying to keep from dropping into sneak mode mid-battle

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

i keep accidentally sneaking too. i may try to remap the buttons a lil' bit tonight

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

just a lil' bit

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

it is kind of hilarious though, to watch my character leap into swashbuckling warrior mode and then suddenly crouch down and MOVE VERY SLOWLY around my foe like he's playing a violent game of peek-a-boo or something

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

I keep doing that and then clicking the right stick and ending up in third person crouching combat. Many a foe has been knee-capitated.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are frustrating the hell out of me!!

goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

i'm having basically every above issue. also playing it on the harder (but not hardest) difficult level and i am getting two hit killed A LOT

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 November 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't tried dual-fisting magic yet, but can you wear heavy plate and dual magic? presumably the only thing stopping you would be that the robe stuff is all enchanted with the magic user goodies -- but can't you just level up your enchantment a bunch and enchant your heavy armor with magic user enchantments?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

magic tank build ftw?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

i'm wearing full heavy plate armor and occasionally dual magic. it's a pretty ridiculous combo but it's working out pretty well! other than that i'm really slow and can barely carry any extra shit.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

i kno someone described above how dual magic works -- ie: why you don't just get smashed to bits the moment an enemy gets close enough -- but I don't remember the explanation?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

i'm certainly no pro (first elder scrolls game, and also i don't dual magic too often), but i generally try to a) decimate the enemy before they get too close, b)be ready to switch to a healing spell in one hand to offset any damage you might receive, and c)be ready to use a potion or two if necessary.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

also d)continually run backwards and maintain distance, of course

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

is there some kind of slow or freeze spell, so you can lock them in place and then unload DPS?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

i wish you could explore more constellations in a single playthrough. like i really want to screw around with alchemy + enchanting on top of archery, lockpicking, all thieving skills, etc. i get that this gives the game more replayability, but i can't imagine wanting to play thru this game again finishing my first 1,000 hour session

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

i still havent used any of my perks, which i know is stupid, but i am *paralyzed by options*

janskin graft (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

totally understandable imo. tho some of them are great. the archery perks really make archery fun. esp the one that slows down time when you zoom in. that one perk is really a chunk of my enjoyment of the game.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

I am only a level five and I already have two spells. But I really don't have a knack on how to use them well yet. I'm not sure how precisely I have to aim or how close I need to be.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

totally planning on nerding out to this tomorrow (day off)

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

i am magic tanking btw. Level 13. i'm basically healing/oakflesh, then flame or firebolt attack then switching to axe/shield up close or greatsword if i think i can just smack them the fuck down

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't want to scroll through this in case there are spoilers. But before I buy this, are you guys running into a lot of game-killing bugs? What I mean is stuff like getting stuck in walls, game freezes, etc. I'm still trying to figure out if I should just wait for a patch before buying as I've read there are many general bugs -- somthing along the lines of random horses obtaining Pegasus-like powers and other assorted wackiness.

musicfanatic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

only bugs i've run into were freezes (only 2 after many hours of playing) and they didn't corrupt my save or anything. i just reset the xbox and went back to playing.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

My game has frozen a couple times. I had to reboot once.

I'm on ps3.

polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

i know this is begging for trouble, but no freezes yet for me. 360

blurgh (jjjusten), Friday, 18 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I've had a freeze yet or encountered too much physics weirdness even (360)

Clay, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Man, this Let's Play guy I'm watching is so dumb.

polyphonic, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

in my head i keep calling this elder scrolls vee

Lamp, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

2 crashes on the first day I think, none since

I had four thugs try to kill me for pickpocketing somebody in Riften, despite the fact that a dragon was destroying the city at the time, it turned into a bit of a ruck with the guards, and then three characters for a minor sidequest got set on fire and died, so I reloaded

the second time, an old beggar woman I'd previously given money to ran up to the thugs and started stabbing them, allowing me to hit them in the head with an axe and throw them in the canal

It's fair enough if people you've crouched next to suspiciously for ages later twig that you robbed them, but I hope people you've robbed with immaculate stealth don't get to just psychically figure it out and send dudes after you

I had a fight with a moody woman on a moonlit bridge in the wilderness; when she died northern lights appeared

MPx4A, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

I played Oblivion on a tiny standard definition TV so I still habitually call this game 'Skyrm' - pronounced 'Skyrm' because I couldn't read the text properly and that was what I thought it said every time they referenced it

MPx4A, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

No game-killing bugs. People get stuck against rocks and a crucial enemy got jammed in a mountain at one point, but the game seems fairly adept at sorting out its own bugs as they happen.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

It's like the list of bugs was so insurmountable that they found it easier to write AI into the game that deals with the bugs as they happen.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 18 November 2011 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

just found a book called "Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology: Seventh Edition"

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

it speculates about which of the Elder Scrolls' races can mate with one another to produce offspring

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

there's an app for that

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

My housemate just now, in an email containing a sentence I dont think i EVER expected I'd ever read:

"I have no idea how they managed to get the buckets on their heads so easily, I must've spent about 5 minutes gently rubbing a mans bucket on his face without anywhere near as much success."

Trayce, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

irl lols at "gently rubbing a mans bucket on his face"

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

Haah yeah that was what killed me.

Trayce, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

THE FUCK

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

I have been playing this game for 7–8 hrs so scenarios such as bucket-face-rubbing have thus far eluded me but seriously WHAT

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

u see, when a dark elf loves a khajit very much, and they decide they want to have a baby...

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

<consults "Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology: Seventh Edition" to make sure this scenario is valid...>

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:21 (twelve years ago) link

Adam: see upthread if u missed it, apparently chucking buckets over merchants heads blinds them and you can pilfer from their stores.

Lord only knows what anyone was thinking to even TRY this.

Trayce, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

hm. so the ai is smart enough to let you pickpocket someone, trick you into thinking you got a way with it, and then later get swarmed by a band of bloodthirsty mercenaries out for revenge. but if you throw a bucket on someone's head and steal all their shit, they have no idea who might have stolen their goods?

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 18 November 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

That is unspeakably awesome, and now your email quote makes sense xp

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 18 November 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

I had one hard-crash about 2 hours in where "Skyrim has stopped working" (PC, obv), but otherwise I've not seen any bugs, not even things getting caught in the scenery, so colour me surprised.

oh, and from upthread:
Do you have no be still when you do it, or can you be moving forward (or etc.) and then change direction?

Nope, you don't have to be still; you can use your power-attacks while moving. When doing the Golden Claw and that Draugr Overlord got out of his box at the end I decided to just full on sprint and him and over-head smash with the two-handed sword. It was pretty satisfying, even if it only did about 25% damage.

CraigG, Friday, 18 November 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

i was using the Whirlwind Sprint shout to cruise through Whiterun until a guard tracked me down and told me to knock it off because people were getting freaked out. i reluctantly agreed.

circa1916, Friday, 18 November 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

just found a book called "Notes on Racial Phylogeny and Biology: Seventh Edition"

― Mordy, Thursday, November 17, 2011 6:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it speculates about which of the Elder Scrolls' races can mate with one another to produce offspring

― Mordy, Thursday, November 17, 2011 6:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

about time

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Friday, 18 November 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

this is something i have wondered about since morrowind's "ahnassi, a special friend" quest

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Friday, 18 November 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

i assume you guys have all noted that reading books will raise attributes sometimes, but have you run across the ones that trigger questlines? pretty awesome idea imo.

blurgh (jjjusten), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

I need to become better at watching the HUD, I was killed last night because I noticed the one zombie running at me with a sword and completely missed the two with bows standing in the back shooting the shit out of me until I was suddenly low health

healing in WoW has ruined my ability to process visual game info

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

i bought a house just to store my books.
actually want to set aside time to read my ingame library! some of the writing is pretty good.
and there are SO MANY books... i swear i saw a volume 23 of one longer story.

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

Which reminds me that a friend posted this the other day.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Bah, I mean posted a link to.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

had my first random WTF moment when a draugr came falling out of the sky, smashing against the top of menhir and sliding to the ground. I looted him and went my merry way.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 18 November 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

well huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4uzGaQDQg

the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Friday, 18 November 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol, always love bethesda's ponderous pointless sitting animations.

goole, Friday, 18 November 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

Just finished the Molag Bal quest -- totally awesome and everyone should do it. (Plus it has a sweet prize at the end.)

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

this game is really p freaking awesome

Lamp, Friday, 18 November 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

some of these side quests (and not even -- just random caves + dungeons) are more exciting and well designed than some game's main quests

Mordy, Friday, 18 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

OMG that arrow YT made me burst out laughing, I wasnt quite expecting what happened.

Trayce, Saturday, 19 November 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

How was that possible? You'd have to be some sort of trigonometry genius to figure that out.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 19 November 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

ok, i'm a few hours into this, at level 5? or something, and it's awesome! i'm playing a thiefy type wood elf

i'm a huge complainer about all games as u all kno, and i don't have anything bad to say so far about this. the only time i was like whaaat was finding some gold pieces on a dead animal.

it's fucking beautiful. and the UI is so well designed. the controls make sense, it's kind of hard, the story seems interesting. love love love that the first few minutes throw a choice at you w/o letting you know it's a choice. the radically simplified no-class no-attributes character system is brilliant. freedom, man!

instead of following the dude out of the first dungeon i thought, well ok my character isn't from here and doesn't want to be in this mess, how bout i try to head south and see what happens? cleared a small cave with wolves in it, found a small keep called "bloodlet throne" filled with vampires that i had to leg it out of eventually, now i'm in a nice little house that has some kind of secret bandit mining operation underneath it.

goole, Saturday, 19 November 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

The design of Markarth and the area around it is awesome

MPx4A, Sunday, 20 November 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

This has basically been my entire Saturday. Gotta hand it to Bethesda, they killed it with this one. So much fun. Can't wait to see what they do with the next Fallout.

circa1916, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah me too.

polyphonic, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

My best buddy's wife just gave birth to their first child today. She was sleeping on his chest for the first time as he texted me "what if she is dragonborn dude."

Clay, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

so, just started and...this isn't influenced by fallout, it actually IS fallout, but with snow and swords and a bit of ui polish? i approve!

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

lydia and i had a big adventure today. we broke into a museum and the moment we got in, she bugged out and started saying, "you're not supposed to be in here!" whenever i tried to talk to her. this was a problem bc i had previously told her to wait for me (i was doing super stealthy thief things and i didn't want to be interrupted). anyway, after leaving and reentering numerous times hoping she'd follow me, i eventually gave up and decided to execute poor lydia so i could at least get another (non-bugged) follower. so i shoot her to death arrows and just when she has died -- she suddenly gains all of her hp back and the game says that she has left my group. she begins to walk away, newly unbugged, and i chase after her to apologize. i start to talk to her and the option to have her follow me is on her discussion menu. i request, she agreed, and we went merrily along our way once more :)

Mordy, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

I'm hoping this holds up in the endgame. Big problem I had with the Fallout games was doing everything I could and I just got too powerful for it to be any fun anymore. I hope for the new Fallout they make it as much as possible like this. Being beholden to some of the old franchise precedents just doesn't work. Kill VATS or do something wildly different with it.

circa1916, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

As a stealthy, thiefy character, Lydia has fucked me over so many time. Give her a lot of "wait here" orders. Companions are pretty essential for archer types though, I do appreciate the tanking.

circa1916, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

The sound design is so good! And the music! Letting lose a full dragon shout is fucking satisfying.

circa1916, Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure I am going to clock hundreds of hours in this game, but mostly because I appear to be completely terrible at it.

blurgh (jjjusten), Sunday, 20 November 2011 07:30 (twelve years ago) link

I still need to "finish" oblivion :/ I havent even played the main quests in it yet! I get caught up doing spells and shit.

Trayce, Sunday, 20 November 2011 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

Oblivion meh, burn it and buy Skyrim

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I killed a dragon and a mammoth back to back and felt like a god.

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

I killed my first giant. It was a quest from the jarl of sadtown (I can't remember the name of the incredibly depressing town with the giant graveyard in the south) and it was surprisingly easy. Of course, Lydia and the worst dog in the world kept him busy at close quarters while I just feathered him with arrows and my conjured atronach pelted him with fireballs.

Having a gang is really useful outdoors. Indoors, not so much.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 January 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

Gone back to the main questline, was about 1/3 of the way through then got sidetracked, now I'm level 30 and most of the base-level bandits and draugrs are one hit kill. It's kinda fun to charge round dungeons without fear like a maniac - sometimes I'll just stand still and let the swordblows rain down on me, to increase my armour skill - but might increase the difficulty level if it really stops being any kind of a challenge.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Monday, 2 January 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Bump that difficulty up even one notch and you won't be standing still for long, i can tell you that

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

I've broken my vanilla playthrough vow and installed 2 mods, one replacing the boring sans font with a more elder scrolls-y font, one adding some extra bookshelves to Breezehome so I could tidy the fuck up. I still wish I could put a skull on a bookshelf, or put stuff on a plate and not have it spontaneously leap onto the floor but nvm. I'm pretending I have a geist in the house.

Trying to decide whether to get that dog or not. Hm.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

decide to destroy the dark brotherhood, we'll see how that goes

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

one adding some extra bookshelves to Breezehome so I could tidy the fuck up

skysims

0010101 (Lamp), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

i think it's kinda funny how there is gold everywhere. like every pot in a forgotten ruin has a few coins. and you have all this shit worth thousands. but nobody in business has more than a couple hundred at a time. you're like a walking liquidity crisis.

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

whiterun blacksmiths are doing pretty well, >2k between them every day. (took me an age to figure out you can buy from 'er outdoors, and she has a separate cash pile.)

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

thx for new display name

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

WoW years mean I'm slightly disappointed at merchant funding caps & their unwillingness to buy any old junk I want to clear out of my bags.

Only just getting into dropping stuff on the floor in Breezehome. Pigsty by next week.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

put it in the endless chest

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

but i like leaving stuff on the floor. it gives the place an easygoing bachelor pad feel.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Got a free flat when I became arch-mage, why is everyone buying real estate

lukas, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Gotta do something with all the money.

I hope to have vacation homes throughout Skyrim. I'm not renting a bed for a good night's sleep.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

here's a design quirk i'm a little embarrassed to say just crossed my mind: unlike fallout or dragon age, i don't think there's any sex in this game? but you can get gay married! the chastity feels so odd considering how vicious and murdery some of the quests are. idk i'm not asking for anything that isn't there, it's just odd to think about how these elements get put in or not.

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

Can you imagine how bad the animation for that would be? That 30-seconds to sit animation is bad enough.

Plus, you'd probably get stuck.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

MINIGAME!

*shudder*

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

"I am SWORN to put your penis in my vagina..."

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

"Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll"

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

really shd have left this one alone

goole, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

A whole new line to explore in alchemy...

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry, I'm still lolling at the idea of Lydia rolling her eyes at my sexual advances and being super sarcastic about the whole thing

Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

That damn dog would get in the way.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, but all capacity for fantasy world sexuality was directed toward Game of Thrones. there's none left over for any other fantasy worlds. we'll just have to make due.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

even all of the fantasy world sex was not enough for Game of Thrones, so they had to borrow a little from Blind Date and the Bachelor. sorry about that wedding night, bachelor!

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

holy god played too many hours of this last night

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I had to restrain myself from turning it on at 11:45 last night because I knew I would play until 3

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha i can echo both of those sentiments

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

echoechoecho

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

come on skyrim, drop in price you dick

cozen, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

need to bring bo'bahg into life

cozen, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

honestly though as someone who plays maybe A game a year, owns a mac, and has never owned a console, i've just been giddy being able to play something so good. the last sandbox game i played was GTAsomething, years ago, for a few days while at a friend's house. also WoW, i guess. i feel like i got to skip over years of bad gaming and had this dropped in my lap.

mostly its the size of it, there's just so much to DO, and theyve managed to avoid making it grind-y. like, it seems like you could finish the main story (barely begun), the guild quests (i'm doing thief+assassin), and just dick around leveling crafting skills and still have fun with it.

do these games typically have DLC/expansion packs?

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

this will almost certainly have DLC. From what I understand, someone's found Oblivion sketched into the code outside of the accessible game; sounds likely that they'll be adding that entire world as an expansion.

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

dang

of course i probably won't be able to play the expansion stuff, since my copy is cracked and in some weirdo wrapper, but maybe they'll have a legit mac version out someday

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

someone's found Oblivion sketched into the code outside of the accessible game; sounds likely that they'll be adding that entire world as an expansion.

wat. i just don't even understand.

Mordy, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

the expansion i played for oblivion was pretty dumm. but i didn't like oblivion anyway so eh

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/29/skyrim-dlc-to-have-more-of-an-expansion-pack-feel/

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

The landmasses for Cyrodiil and Vaardenfell have been created and shipped with Skyrim. Nothing on 'em, just the lansdcape.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

right but they could be populated or something

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

when do i get to meet some fucking sea elves already?

Mordy, Thursday, 5 January 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

considering the number of waterbreathing rings i've spammed, should be soon /wakkawakka

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

am I missing out on anything by not going underwater?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

I found a ship graveyard that looks cool but I have to go back to check it out; no potions or rings on my person at the time.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

there are some alchemy ingredients that are found underwater. a lot of time the designers throw a chest down there too.

i know there was one quest that required i hunt for something in a lake. and there was a dungeon that had a 2nd exit through an underwater tunnel.

so, maybe? not much tho

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

haven't found much but i like the freedom it affords when running away from giants or just exploring
i'm argonian btw

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

I'm also argonian but so far I haven't had much of a reason to go underwater.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I am tempted to stay underwater to see how long it takes to drown

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

I have been trying to build up conjuration but it doesn't seem like making a flame atronach at the beginning of a fight before slashing dudes to pieces is a very quick way of getting anywhere with it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

magic is a slow business.

I wish there was some ship action.

ogmor, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

did you find the stone that lets you learn magic 20% faster?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I've had it on for the entirety of my game.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

aragonian dudes i dont know how to tell you this but the nords have been saying some pretty unflattering things about you behind your back xposts

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

ah

well, it's kind obv but it's a lot easier to lvl destro and resto than anything else ime

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

easier to lvl destro

Yeah, I'm trying to avoid destro this playthrough.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

it took me about 10 murders to realize the dark brotherhood forever quests will never end

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

I did just enough of the Thieves Guild quests to get access to their appraiser and then peaced

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

i mean cmon its dark brotherhood forever

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

i know rite

i decided to let this tragedy stand last. sacrifices must be made :`(
http://i.imgur.com/7vTC1.jpg

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

last night*.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 5 January 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

am I missing out on anything by not going underwater?

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, January 5, 2012 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

here I will note that I swam the shit out of the big lake in fallout new vegas and there was not a fucking thing under water there. =(

at least in skyrim theres soooooooome stuff. nothing amazing but better than 0.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 6 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

aragonian dudes i dont know how to tell you this but the nords have been saying some pretty unflattering things about you behind your back
― blurgh (jjjusten)

they say shit to your face too! "Move along, lizard"

walking liquidity crisis (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago) link

The greybeardfs have sent me into a cave to get back a stone or something. SO I go through the dungeon, kill evberything, and this stone is si8tting right in front of me, and I can't pick it up! Stupid bethseda.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 6 January 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

How early on is this? Were you trying to get THE HORN? There should be a note from someone who got THE HORN before you, you have to track them down and get them to give you THE HORN.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the note got dislodged with careless shouting.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

so just how camp is people's appreciation of skyrim, on the whole, as a fictional environment

thomp, Friday, 6 January 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

why is there always a whiterun guard in my house just ...leaving... whenever I return back to my wife from a long adventure? what kind of shop is she running?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 6 January 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

that and the dead naked lydia in the spare room make me thinks our marriage is not what it should be.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 6 January 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

xp A restart solved it. Star of something? I got to take it somewhere to get fixed. Then I got the note telling me the HORN has been stolen, so that's something else for me to do.

Trying to get a half a broken amulet, and there's a bridge that won't come down. The lever just booby-traps some spikes at me. It's very frustrating. I don't want to have to go to a walkthru, but it's pushing me.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol I didn't even notice my horse had been killed because it ran away and got into a fight with some other random creature I didn't know was there and I assumed it had done its usual "run from scary fight and magically appear at next destination" thing

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol i hopped on a horse at one point, it must have been left over after some bandit encounter or something? idk. i rode it around for a few minutes and then left it somewhere.

i played through the college of winterhold questline, and at the point where the magic anomalies are attacking the town, there was "my" horse, getting killed.

there were about 10 solid hours of gameplay between these things, swear to god, never saw the horse once in that time.

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

I went to the fruit n veg stall in Winterhold, asked the woman what she had for sale. "Some people call this junk. Me, I call them treasures." Ok good luck with yr treasure cabbages luv.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

Winterhold Windhelm Whiterun. So many similar names in this thing.

Quoth the raven "Nevermind" (ledge), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's a problem

markarth, morthal

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

kind of lolling at the idea of there being characters in this game world who would be all "basic foodstuffs? that's junk!" but then I remembered we are in Nord country

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

Venting frustration.

http://i43.tinypic.com/24zjeo1.jpg

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

am I missing out on anything by not going underwater?

There are underwater chests here and there, but so far I haven't found anything spectacular (read enchanted weapons/armor) in them, just ordinary loot.

Northwest of Winterhold there is a wreck of the Pilgrim's Trench under 100+ ft of water, just visible if you swim out to the middle of the frigid bay. I suspect that one might hold remarkable loot. My alchemy mojo is pretty good (60+, with perks, and +20% hat/necklace/gloves/ring), so I've got some 90 second waterbreathing potions. I just haven't had another excuse to head that way (nearby catacomb Ysgramor's Tomb looked main questy).

magic is a slow business

There are ways of leveling magic quickly (eg. casting muffle anywhere, casting soul tap on bodies, healing self after self-injury on spikes @ Halted Streams Camp) but I'm roleplaying here.

I halted my first playthrough with a stealthy archer/dual wielder/crafter at lvl 40 doing Thief's Guild and Dark Brotherhood quests as I felt a bit overpowered on main quests. Second playthrough I'm trying a stealthy conjurer/illusionist/crafter/archer doing Mage & Bard College quests mixed with main quests at Expert level. I sort of direct the action from the rear, and silently casting frenzy and later sending in my atronach & tank to mop up the carnage is fun. I've forgotten where my shout key is.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'd add the symbiosis between enchanting/alchemy/smithing is great, and one can really "level up" with just 4-6 perks in each. Alchemy is a fast, painless gold generator after a slow start.

Of course, this guy beat the main quest just investing in heavy armor, smithing, and enchanting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

sneak makes it pretty easy to exploit any fight. kind of wish it was handled more like deus ex - where once they were tipped off you there it was harder to sneak up on them even after they stopped searching for you.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

I leveled sneak highish (30some) just by doing a few dark bro missions and got through the dragonstone dungeon without waking any draugr, it ruled

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

i am working on grinding enchant, smith and alchemy up to 100 and i have grand plans to make insane gear. i'm going a little bit ham w/ this.

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

here's a tip (that may come close to a cheat for some of you): when selling a bunch of crap off, sell what you can (after buying whatever you need), and then stand there and wait for 48 hrs. the merchant's money supply will refresh. works great if it's at a thieves guild fence: more money, plus a bunch more lockpicks to buy.

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

Note that fast travel consumes game calendar time too, so you could just as readily have a circuit of market towns you frequent to offload loot (or in my case, valuable potions.

A video I came across at this excellent compendium of Skyrim tricks and tips is the series Felix the Peaceful Monk, who plays as a pacifist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2d2KRIUYCM

It will be interesting to find where Felix is halted in main/faction quest lines.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Saturday, 7 January 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

here's a tip (that may come close to a cheat for some of you): when selling a bunch of crap off, sell what you can (after buying whatever you need), and then stand there and wait for 48 hrs. the merchant's money supply will refresh.

h8 this shit

thomp, Saturday, 7 January 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

imo waiting is always cheating

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 7 January 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

we all cheated while ilx was down

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

ok that stamina/cooking tip is pretty nuts - but i probably won't take it to heart.

ledge, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Aaaaargh! I put all my loot in my chest at Uthelred's house in Whiterun, and when I went back to get it later, it was all gone! That has seriously pissed me off. I thought ex-followers' houses were cool to put stuff in, but apparently not. I had a fortune in amulets just to start with!

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I think the same thing happened with my room in the mage college. I wouldn't have thought that counted as a public area.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit i've got tons of shit in the dark bros sanctuary

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Saturday, 7 January 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Don't worry, the dark brotherhood are known for their trustworthiness.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Saturday, 7 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

I will be playing this for the next year at least.

calstars, Saturday, 7 January 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24

polyphonic, Saturday, 7 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

not feeling the disco inferno but the SNAP INTO A SKYRIM is awesome

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

ive benen the deenger zoon

MPx4A, Saturday, 7 January 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

Anduin's ice cave lair with all of the psycho stabby ghost girls was really frustratingly difficult... right up until it suddenly became super easy; I don't even know what I did differently tacticswise*

I pwned Anduin by hiding around a corner and chain-casting artronarchs, lol

* well actually yes I do; on the pull where 2 ghosts and a zombie would run up and own me, I let Lydia and a flame artronarch soak up dmg while I stood in the back with J'Zango's flame cloak on and ran away from things when they tried to kill me until they exploded

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

only 1 r in atronach /annoyingstickler

goole, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

my bad, I meant rartrornarchr

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes the centurions bug out and stand there like punching bags. dwarven craftsmanship way overrated.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I started a third character last night. My orc will be focusing on two-handed, destruction, and illusion.

polyphonic, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like I may have overpowered my archery, I've got 4 bits of +28% enchanted armour, and an exquisite ebony bow (which also does fire damage), and the 3x multiplier for sneak attacks, and a 70+ archery skill level, and as a result I'm knocking out about 360 points of damage per arrow. I'm killing frost trolls with one shot. Might switch to destruction spells to mix it up a bit.

JimD, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

I've started levelling up some of my neglected non-combat skills and I think the bad dudes are getting slightly harder, had to think about dodging and blocking again for my last boss fight.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol this is getting sad. last night about 2am, finally got enchanting to 100, after doing the same with smithing and alchemy. i am going to make some sick shit.

yes i had to head a meeting at work this morning.

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol I decided last night to start concentrating on destro spells as my main dmg method because I'm currently just slightly average across 2H, bows and spells because I haven't focused on anything

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

i really don't know why but i like grinding? it's worrying. like if i'm on my way somewhere and an undiscovered cave heaves into view, i'm like, sweet i should clear that thing.

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

How did you get alchemy so high? It upgrades so slowly for me. What is your alchemy grind? Also what is your enchanting grind? Do you buy a lot of cheap soul gems?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol ok, prepare for the ocd blast here:

alchemy grind: enchant/get yourself a 'suit' of +alchemy stuff and keep it in a box near a table you own (head, necklace, gloves, and ring iirc). there's an equivalence between power, price, and skill value, so the more expensive the product the better the grind. certain fx are more expensive: paralyze, invisibility, slow and damage magic regen are pretty high i think. (if you want to get a little cheatier, sanpaku linked to a webapp that will spit out potential recipes in order of price for given ingredients). the potions don't have to be useful to be expensive, just the opposite in fact. totally fucked up multi-effect potions can be worth 1k+ easy

enchant grind: i use a lot of bound sword/bow with the conjuring perk that auto-soultraps. making sure i have a lot of empty soul gems, after a quest i'll have a bunch of them full. and buying the cheap little ones too. i think enchanting a bunch of jewelry is best because of weight, and the waterbreathing effect because the power doesn't matter. spam a bunch of rings with the weaker souls. it does take a while tho.

smithing: pretty straightfoward.

(selling off all your potions and crap enchants grinds your speech too)

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh and the right standing stone + 'well rested' before doing any of this helps too

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

What is your favorite thing to smith? Early on I was doing a lot of iron daggers because it's cheap to buy a bunch of iron ore and ingots, but do you upgrade faster if you make higher class daggers or etc.?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I smith leather/hide bracers mostly

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think so, but even if so it's probably not worth it cos of price & availability.

hide bracers are another cheap option. if you're outdoors enough you can end up with plenty of hides

also, jewelry.

xp

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

guys I actually paid money for an iPhone app that helps with alchemy (basically just give it your inventory and it'll tell you what's available)

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

That's a real AA level confession.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

haha that's only cos if yr on pc it's a bitch to flip to the free webapps amirite

goole, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Started this in earnest last Friday. On Monday night, when I was wandering around Blackreach picking up 30 specimens of Crimson Nirnroot, I decided I might have a problem and took the day off yesterday. Came back with a vengeance today though. Neverending. Beautiful game. I never get into these sorts of things but I find myself really looking forward to side quests. I've also found that the whole Winterhold College sidequest is a pretty big quest in an of itself. Would be kind of awesome if it tied in with the larger narrative.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 07:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's when the sidequests' sidequests have sidequests that you start to wonder at how big this game is and what an achievement it is despite all the bugs and other stuff people are bitching about online.

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 12 January 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

enh

never mind the quality, etc

thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

i mean obviously i'm never going to play this but basically my idea of it is that it's like reading a pretty decent d&d sourcebook except every fifteen pages someone snatches it from you and hits you in the face with it and then you have to grab the book back and find your page again

thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

also grinding

thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

'smithing' and 'alchemy' should be banned from videogames

thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

you all suck

thomp, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

btw can I just say, ravage magicka potions are amazing

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

i mean obviously i'm never going to play this but basically my idea of it is that it's like reading a pretty decent d&d sourcebook except every fifteen pages someone snatches it from you and hits you in the face with it and then you have to grab the book back and find your page again

More like every fifteen pages page there is a malapropism which is more a cause for wry amusement than annoyance.

Spent some time in the alchemists shop in Solitude using their alchemy table, except they closed shortly after I started. For the next (game) hour the shopkeeper and her assistant could be heard complaining in the background - "Please leave. You need to leave, now. Leave before i call the guards. It's time for you to go. You need to leave, now" &c &c.

ledge, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

xp invisibility potions my current fave "where did you go OW where did you go OW "

thomasintrouble, Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

magicka posion are pretty funny when you completely drain some guy.

one thing that needs to be tweaked is fear/frenzy poisons. by the time you are making them you can't help but one shot the only levels they effect.

invisibility is fun but it should at least drop you out of aggro.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like sneaking should be much harder in this

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

I know invisibility doesn't really stop guards coming up and whacking you on the head but can they identify you if you commit a crime while under the effect? Can you still rack up a bounty?

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

i mean obviously i'm never going to play this

Cool! Catch you in the other threads.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

had an interesting thing happen last night. so i've made a bunch of insane gear. walking somewhere, i came upon a group of bandits who were traveling. this seemed unique to me; bandits are usually stationed at a location. i just walked up to them, thinking they were one of the stormcloak/imperial random encounters.

i got pretty close before they became hostile. using said insane gear i ripped through three of the four really fast, one-hit killing at least one of them. the last one went into the flee/cowering routine without me hitting him at all! he was saying something like "i cannot best you". never happened before.

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

That happens if you do a fear spell, sounds like the same effect happens if you terrorize a guy

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Can't get past some sort of fireball trap in Labrynthium. This might be when I finally give up on this damn thing and get my life back.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

have you tried shout-sprinting past it

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

I keep shout-sprinting right into the fireball.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Also don't forget to use wards.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

I got the steady ward tome right before entering the fireball hall of hell. I tried it and I just died closer to the gem stones that seem to control it. Will pull it out and shout sprint and see what's up.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

i don't remember where that is, but if you are running into those pillar things with a soul gem on top that shoots fireballs, you can shoot an arrow at the gem to knock it out, and can usually creep into a spot to do it w/o it going off

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think I ended up using a blizzard scroll or something

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

slow time shout + fast healing maybe

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

I don't remember how I got past them actually, I think I was able to sneak past one and then sprint past the next one? I don't remember exactly what I did because I don't remember having a problem getting past them.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^ yeah this actually - i think i did labyriwhatever really really early on, so maybe it scales up? although i wouldn't think that the traps would

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

I bet that first shout you get would probably dislodge it too

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

I know the bit you mean. I did unrelenting force and knocked the gem out of the top.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

is this the thread for single guys

eh what can you do, that's just how max is (cozen), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

No.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

soon maybe

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure this is the one you are looking for

blurgh (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

skyrim : lj :: dark souls : dj martian

goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol so single.

I used the ethereal shout and just casually strolled through.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

btw I can play really well for a while and then get completely stuck on some bullshit little thing like this. probably why i never get very far in RPGs.

encarta it (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

soon maybe

― goole

Only if you ban girls from thread and if you try that I will dual-wield firebolt you to a crisp, n'wah.

/rpg

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

not sure if you can you be single and dual wield

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

when I firebolt wield with my left hand it feels like a stranger is firebolt wielding.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

try it with a frost spell and you will never need to leave the house again

blurgh (jjjusten), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

Talos wept

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 13 January 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a level 19 Nord with a one-armed Orc Axe and I can't make a dent in Morekai or whatever. Frustrating..

encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 13 January 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

glitch! he got stuck on the staircase and didn't do anything so I just pelted him with arrows from above. <3 u Bethesda

encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 13 January 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

I got attacked by a random nord for no reason last night, coming away from the "gate to the rest of tamriel that you can't go through until the DLC comes out". Maybe she thought I was invading skyrim or something?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

she didn't have a name or a job like most other denizens, just "Nord"

thomasintrouble, Friday, 13 January 2012 09:41 (twelve years ago) link

Ran past Markarth as a werewolf and scared a couple of guards, went back there hours later and I had 1000 bounty. How did they know it was me?? I was incensed.

Just started my first dwemer dungeon and I there's something about it which I'm finding really effectively creepy, in a way no other bits of the game have been.

JimD, Friday, 13 January 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeh, the steampunk Dwemer dungeons are pretty spooky. I'm still confused how my arrows manages to do any damage to a mechanical ball of metal.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 13 January 2012 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

loooooool at parts of that

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

The must have Skyrim mods for PC so far, in my opinion. No script extenders required, just drag-n-drop into your Data folder, though some text editing of Skyrim.ini and SkyrimPrefs.ini improves matters as well. I haven't included texture upscales, adult, or comedy mods, though I use some of all. Gameplay reworks and significant expansions are still in their infancy.

Categorized Favorites Menu
Now you can find everything without scrolling endlessly. Improves experience of battles dramatically.

A Quality World Map - With Roads
Pathfinding is much easier when paths are visible. Adding line sMapCloudNIF=0 to your My Documents/My Games/Skyrim/skyrim.ini file also recommended.

Colored Map Markers
Both map and compass are less needlessly monochromatic.

No More Blocky Faces
Fixes the compression artifacts on the normal maps used for all faces.

Believable Hair
Hair to match default face resolution.

Realistic Water Textures
Huge improvement over default, though the dl is a bit heavy on alternate textures for customization.

Realistic Ragdolls and Force
Draugr flying across the room from the final arrow, or the giant's spaceflight program, were not immersive for me. Alternative options for tuning ragdoll weight to your preference.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

interesting.

always makes me wonder why stuff is like that in the first place...

goole, Friday, 13 January 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

XBox360 was the main target device for Skyrim. Given that user demographic, control scheme, and the space limitations of 3.7 GB (compressed) for data to suit a 5 year old console, a lot of compromises were made.

Given how users dramatically improved Oblivion and Fallout 3 in the years after their release, buying this on PC was a no-brainer, though my 3 year old hardware can't cope with some user texture upscales. It will be fun revisiting this (and FO) once I've rebuilt my computer to more modern standards in a year or so.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Do the PC mods work with Steam?

polyphonic, Friday, 13 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yes. Skyrim's engine is verified by Steam, but it will simply use any user content in the /Data subfolder rather than default content in the .bsa cabinet files.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

super jealous r/n!

goole, Friday, 13 January 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

FWIW, I haven't owned a dedicated game console in 20 years, so I've missed out on a lot, too. They never catered to proper wargaming and RPG as the PC market did. The surprising issue is how long Microsoft has milked a system with 512 mb system memory (and Sony a system with only 256 mb) now that memory is cheap.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 January 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

Categorized Favorites Menu

reaaaaally wish they would add this for the consoles in a patch. it just seems so obvious.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

You mean like how it seems obvious that your follower shouldn't stand in doorways blocking your exit, or the alchemy shop woman shouldn't still be surprised you're an alchemist after you've been in there 1000 times, or...

ledge, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, but those things seem like more complicated technical problems (collision detection, NPC routing, NPC AI logic, etc), whereas adding categories to the favorites menu seems like something that should take a professional programmer approximately 4 and a half minutes to implement.

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

killed a Hargraven... got to a massive tree in the middle of a hippy spa. some spriggans appeared and then I ran for it....

Spriggans are hard as nails right? or is it cause I am a lowly level 9.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 16 January 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Spriggans are a pain at lower levels. I did the same thing and ran like hell.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

I tried to get married this evening. The minister at the temple scheduled the ceremony for the following day from dawn till dusk, so I waited in Riften until about 5am. Got togged up and headed to the temple only to find my fiance running out in a state of some distress. I went in and found the corpses of Lydia and another follower sap who I sacrificed to some god lying in the pews. I think I'd be upset too.

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

How do you meet a potential wife?

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

iirc You do some stuff at the temple of Mara in Riften which gets you the Amulet of Mara. Ask the male priest in the temple about traditions of marriage, and then if you wear the amulet various NPCs will ask if you're interested in them. It helps if you do a minor task for your intended target.

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

I got married to tonight too, to Mjoll the Lioness. Hubba Hubba. Didn't get so much as a snog out of her though, she just ran off back to my house and decided to give up her life of adventuring (with me) so she could set up a little shop instead. I got a new conversation option with her though: "would you mind cooking something for me?". Unbelievable!

JimD, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man I'm stuck in some quest where I have to sneak into a party unarmed but I seem to have failed to give my inside contact anything to sneak in for me! This will sorely challenge Queenie the Orc

badg, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

You can always just roast some dude with flames and steal his shit.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

But anyway, whatever was in your inventory when you started the mission is in a chest in the larder near the kitchen.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I found the chest but there's nothing in it. Or maybe just a dagger. Will try flaming a guard.

badg, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

The stuff you gave the dude in the tavern is in the chest; everything else is being held for you by Delphine and you don't have access to it.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Anybody beaten this yet? I captured a dragon and rode him to Alduin' fortress/nest/whatever, but then I died in battle. Am I near the end? If so, I kind of want to hold off on this so I can run around and do more things. Also, recommendations for other fun escapades? I'm archmage of the college and I'm head of the thieves guild. Anything else along those lines of long-ish quests? I collected all the blood for Septimus and the blue orb light thingy said he'd be back or something but that hasn't really played out. I've only clocked 46 hours! It can't be over yet...

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah you are close. i am not even sure if you can go back from dragon ride land until you finish.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

Might load a saved game from before the capture then.

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

Have you done the black hand assassination stuff? Probably my fave quest line.

Clay, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't! I've not even discovered all of the major cities yet, I don't think. Where do I start that quest?

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

Walk around windhelm, someone will mention that some kid is performing the black sacrament, you'll get a misc quest to see what all that's about. Set it as active then follow the indicator to the kid's house. Voila.

Clay, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I'm definitely going back to a pre-dragon capture save point and just running around the world for a while. I even enjoy clearing bandits out of ruins, which is the kind of silly side-quest I never have the patience for in games like this.

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

The quest that begins when the lizard dude in Solitude tells you to turn out a lighthouse light is awesome.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

Marriage is yet another source of "hilarious" inappropriate NPC dialogue. "Hello my love. Back from another adventure already?" No, I... you saw me in the other room two minutes ago. You idiot.

ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

"i am swoooooooorn to carry your burrrrrrrrdennnnnnns"

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

that one never gets old tbf

ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

I like J'zargo. "J'zargo only has so much room to carry things."

ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:41 (twelve years ago) link

Marriage is great. I just turn up occasionally and ask for money.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

The quest that begins when the lizard dude in Solitude tells you to turn out a lighthouse light is awesome.

I haven't been to Solitude, but is it the lighthouse where you investigate the owners' deaths? Frostsomething? Absolutely terrifying Lovecraft vibe going on.

I love this game. I'm completely ignoring the main quests and the Stormcloaks vs Imperials stuff atm. Mainly just enchanting shit.

oppet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

It's a different lighthouse, i think. The frost one is great, though.

I finally took sides and demolished the Stormcloaks. Something worth bearing in mind is that if you do it later in the game, it's probably a little too easy. I could take down an entire fort on my own without resorting to health potions. There are some pitched battles that would have represented a great challenge had i done them at level 20, rather than 40. I imagine that would have closed off a lot of tangential threads early though.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I'm at lvl 21 now and the difficulty feels really well-balanced. I can breeze through most of the more boring fetch quest dungeons but still find enough of the bigger battles a challenge.

I keep getting attacked by dark brotherhood assassins when I'm just strolling around. I think it's cos I pissed off Maven Black-Briar by tipping her off that I was going to steal her horse before I went ahead and did it.

oppet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

Yeh, I keep getting assasination attempts. I need to figure out how to stop that. I suppose joining the dark brotherhood would be a start.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

so if you go to reddit.com and search 'bundoran' you'll see my mate brian standing at the lover's stone irl, apparently

modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

Your mate Brian looks kinda female?

JimD, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

blackreach: wow!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^ ya rly

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of want to go back and spend like 40 hours just running around there killing falmer

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

it felt like i did spend 40 hours in there, being lost, collecting crimson nirnroot, ocd mining all the countless ores, juggling inventories to try to carry all those ores between me and roggi. it came close to breaking me. i think i actually went insane for a while.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

just wandering around i got to 24/30 of those plants. and then i'm like, the last 6 are gonna be a huge bitch to find aren't they

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

I found a geode vein! But it just gave me corundum ore ;_; But yeah I've just got into Blackreach, done the main Elder Scroll thing, plan to spend some quality time there.

Apparently the nirnroot regenerate in ten days.

ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

also there are like 50 down there. like i said, i was there a long time.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

the geode veins were great tho. i got a stack of black soul gems.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

btw can I just say alchemy just took an incredibly disturbing turn for me

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda wish there was a hardcore mode in this, like new vegas. the healing boosts from food are kinda useful for the first 5 levels and then it's like, leave the cabbages, i am too heroic for food now

xp how??

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

I discovered... HUMAN FLESH

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

you know the trick of eating one of yr alchemy ingredients to get the first property? well apparently it gives me pause to do this in a game when I've just picked up a chunk of flesh next to the tortured body of a dude I've been reading about in journals

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

there are human hearts too

why those aren't harvestable from every dead person i'll never understand

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

anybody join those cannibals? i felt bad bringing the priest to the feast so i turned on the cannibals and killed them all.

encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

ha maybe it's his wife xps i just speedread his facebook tbh

modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was all "whatever" when that chick ran up yelling zombie philosophy at me. Haven't followed it up at all.

xpost

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

anybody join those cannibals? i felt bad bringing the priest to the feast so i turned on the cannibals and killed them all.

― encarta it (Gukbe), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i did the same thing! poorly scripted ending iirc

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

i wish creatures other then humans/dragons spoke. falmer felt too cardboard in their little villages, wanted to hear them making weird noises to each other.

ain't nothing nice (bnw), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

It wasn't until my seventh month with the creatures that they seemed to accept me. Well, "accept" isn't really the proper word, but they seemed to have decided that I posed no threat to them and gradually ceased their attacks.

I'll never know whether there was some sort of agreement communicated among them, for the only utterances they make seem to be in that heathen tongue that I can't even pronounce, much less transcribe. In time, I learned more of their intentions towards me from their general movements and tones rather than specific words. Hostility in any creature is easily read, but in these most peculiar of the living dead, with such variations in gait and speed, what amounts to a hostile charge in one may simply be casual movement in another.

Amongst the Draugr

I'm sure some modder will be adding mostly ultrasonic dolphin noises to the Falmer as soon as the CK/scripting is released.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

huh interesting text there honestly!

Every day, a different set of draugr would awaken, shamble their way to the sarcophagus of their priest, and prostrate themselves before it. Several hours of this, followed by a meticulous cleaning of the area.

would have been cooler if they put routines like this in

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

I can't cope with Blackreach because there's no map. :-(

JimD, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

(But what I do love about it is that I first heard about it irl weeks ago, when this guy told me a friend of a friend had found this huge underground city that covered a third of the map or something. And it sounded like a totally made up internet rumour or whatever. So then actually finding it much later was "OMG THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE" and that was really fun).

JimD, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

I kept O_O-ing when I'd find another elevator and pop up many miles away from where I started

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Even though it's a dungeon, in-game it's considered to be outdoors. This can be troublesome for some vampire players.

there was a moment (when i came out of a building maybe?) when it was snowing and everything was much brighter. lol bethesda

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I can't cope with Blackreach because there's no map. :-(

!¡!Spoilers!¡!

A map of Blackreach:

http://www.arxfiles.com/skyrim/guide/backreach-exterior.jpg

A) Exit to Mzinchaleft Gatehouse
B) Elevator to Alftand Cathedral
C) Exit to Blackreach Elevator (Raldbthar)
D) Exit to Blackreach Elevator (Alftand)
E) Elevator to Raldbthar Deep Market
F) Exit to Mzinchaleft Exterior

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

why wouldn't sinderion just have a nice garden with two rows of fifteen

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

Several hours of this, followed by a meticulous cleaning of the area.

Granted, they're shambling zombies, but I found the Dragon Priest abodes to be pretty filthy.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

I'm trying to clear out all the miscellaneous quests I can and, in some crypt looking for some fine salt, I decided to let Lydia, the demon dog and a frost atronach fight the big bad dude as I just wandered around opening urns and chests. It was nice and relaxing.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Key to that blackreach map, including a spoiler right at the end for something i know i'd never have figured out for myself:
http://www.arxfiles.com/skyrim/guide/4874.htm

ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

So it turns out that you can craft spell tomes? Huh!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Played this for an hour last night, and p. much failed to get into it, but I think it was my fault for trying to watch Brian Cox at the same time.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

so, kill paarthurnax y/n?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link

Spoilers: I've heard (but have halted 2 characters at this exact point of main quest) that Paathurnax will give the remaining dragon word locations if you let him live. Plus, I like the guy.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i let him live. f the douche blades.

mute the wife (bnw), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's what i'm leaning towards. he seems like a bro. christopher plummer and diane lane aren't really doing it for me.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

Except for the fact that Arngeir/Plummer would prefer that you leave Paarthurnax/Charles Martinet to contemplate the voice in peace. The real turnabout is for the Blades scholar Esbern/Max Von Sydow.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_exAVWrUdZVc/TVCUf2O8AEI/AAAAAAAAACw/jtcs8bTtMt8/s1600/theseventhseal011.jpg

I may have to kill Paarthunax after a save just to see if Sydow has any more dialogue.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit i got plummer and von sydow confused!

i meant the characters and not nec. the performers in my assessment. all the mystical royalism in these games seriously skeeves me out so i select against it if i have the choice.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol i have used that phrase itt already

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

what is mystical royalism?

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

a snootier form of magic realism?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

the ruling clique really is a god-descended & ordained bloodline destined to rule, only they can restore and defend the land, and their absence from the throne is the source of all the bad things happening.

this is what all the old royalists claimed about themselves but in games like this it's just basically true.

blades = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobitism

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

AFAIK, Tiber Septim/Talos is unique amongst the Nordic Nine in not divinely intervening in some sidequest. The only indication of his divine favor is that his shrine still works to cure disease and offer a blessing. Moreover, its his decision to use the Elder Scroll to cast Alduin forward in time that is ultimately responsible for the current dragon predicament.

So there's a case to be made that the Elves version of Talos as a false god is correct.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

idk as fantasy bs goes i still much preferred dragon age, which had some metaphysical business going on (to explain the existence of magic basically) but left all the religious questions attached to that unprovable and therefore political.

in skyrim even the thieves guild questline (SPOILER) ends up revolving around some dumb god. you're thieves! you work for money! no gods no masters live for today! come on.

but then most of the gods are also super vicious... this game has a bizarre mix of total cynicism and wide-eyed wonder, i don't really get it tbh

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Probably confusing 8/9 Aedra (temples & shrines, but removed from creation) with the Daedra, all of whom associated with quests.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i get that there is supposed to be a distinction. my point is the world isn't religious so much as mythical. you can't really doubt these deities are real.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

Manifestly real deities are surely the norm in fantasy?

ledge, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

probably. it creeps me out tho!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

There's something strangely bathetic about the ones who manifest as regular dudes.

ledge, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

As what if? hypotheticals, it pleases me that most fantasy worlds are pretty miserable/perilous places. One simply doesn't want gods/demigods taking up residence nearby.

Plato’s The Cave In Claymation (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

goole succeeding in making this game sound even worse

junior dada (thomp), Monday, 23 January 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

heh

"linen wrap x28" lol

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 23 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

not sure how long they've been available, but looks like quite recent. the first two Elder Scrolls games now available free for download

http://www.xtcabandonware.com/index.php?id=1611

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2012 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

I downloaded Arena, but it says it's not compatible with 64-bit Windows. How do I get around that?

polyphonic, Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

haven't tried it yet myself, but sounds like you need to run it through good old confusing Dosbox!

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah just got it working through dosbox.

every used that before?
download here:
http://www.dosbox.com/download.php?main=1

Manual is included

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

I downloaded Arena, but it says it's not compatible with 64-bit Windows. How do I get around that?

what's arena? (I'm on iPhone and can't be bothered to google)

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

The first elder scrolls game

Mordy, Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

jesus, just going through the character generation screen and hard to believe someone has managed to create text fonts within a 4x4 pixel square!

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

I spent many a happy hour playing Arena back in the day, but I don't think it would bear repeating.

Listen out for the original, archetypal door sound!

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, its very slooow to move around and explore.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

welp, i beat this finally. alduin was kind of nbd, but my character's final state was a little bit insane-o

after that, i whipped thru the civil war for the imperial side. i believe i had 'extra' stuff to do, since i negotiated the truce during the main questline. or maybe that just changes how the general talks about it? idk.

the civil war quests have quite a few massed-enemy-in-a-fort missions which are a lot of fun. lack of quest variety is one of the faults of this game.

god help me i've started a second character, to try things out differently.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

what level did you max out with?

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

low 60 something

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

I completed the Sovngarde quest, while overburdened with dragon bones and scales and ebony greatswords and battleaxes and warhammers looted from Skuldafn that i was loath to part with. Didn't realise that for all that time I could have had the 'armour weighs nothing' perk which probably would have meant I could carry everything :/ . When I finished and was deposited back at the throat of the world, and realised I couldn't fast travel, I nearly ate my own foot in frustration. Climbed down the side of the mountain, and when I entered High Hrothgar Lydia came running in through the other door. I've nearly been so happy to see anyone in my life. *cough* videogaming life that is.

Got the 100k gold achievement after I'd sold everything. Now I've finally thrown my lot in with the stormcloaks.

●-● (ledge), Sunday, 5 February 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

I've nearly never been so happy to see anyone in my life

●-● (ledge), Sunday, 5 February 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Unusual details in skyrim wiki articles:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Breezehome
Also of interest is an over-sized loaf of bread that can be found in a basket on the kitchen shelves. Being several times bigger than an average loaf, it may be of interest to collectors.

●-● (ledge), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

hoarders

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

"Why are you keeping your broken PS3 in 2025?"
"Big loaf of bread"
"k"
"Nah you don't understand mate, it's huge"

Wub wub wub wubwubwubwub wub Pzzzzzzz WUBB wubwub (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 February 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

Elder Scrolls sale

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/skyrim_midweek

polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

FAT GIANTS
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/02/dice-bethesda-game-jam/

Think there's a patch for the 360 version due today.

JimD, Thursday, 9 February 2012 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

Divorce! I wanna divorce!

●-● (ledge), Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

As a sneaky archer type, I would definitely +1 cool kill cameras for archery in the same way as you currently get them for hand2hand.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Thursday, 9 February 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

Just downloaded 360 patch. What will be fixed? What will be newly broken?

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 10 February 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

And......it broke

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 10 February 2012 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

What the shit, this is unplayable now. Basically if you have a dog he is now 10 times better at blocking doorways than Lydia, vs earlier being able to jump over dogs when they (constantly) got in your way. I just wasted an hour getting stuck in caves. Guess I'm not bothering w/skyrim until the next patch.

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 10 February 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

Have y'all got dogs? They're as annoying a fuck pre-patch anyway. I'll wait until the mod that lets me ride them in a battlecat stylee.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 10 February 2012 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

Had a dog, it died, no great loss.

ledge, Friday, 10 February 2012 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

oh man, i had the I'm Sad thread open just before this, left and came back to see this and kind of thought i was still on it. i was halfway through trying to type out something expressing sympathy for the death of ledge's dog, but trying to figure out why it was no loss, thinking that maybe the full weight of the death hadn't hit him yet, etc. but anyway, delete that, and yeah, fuck your digital dog, who cares!

Z S, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

Haha the tragicomedy, it burns. Tarxyr the Khajiit is grateful for yr sympathy but he truly doesn't mourn the beast, maybe it's cat/dog thing.

ledge, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

In fairness, I did buy a dog, but I think I barbecued it with a fire spell in my first fight. I learned then that I shouldn't keep pets, although I should have known as much when I let my horse get killed by a dragon so I could run round the other side and stab it.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol I haven't even found where the dogs are sold (mostly through distinct lack of looking/caring)

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

They're outside Markarth I think, but I don't think they add much value to your questing.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

The Daedra dog was great in combat - impervious to everything, as far as I could tell. However, he behaved just like a regular dog and made dungeon crawls a nightmare. After about ten levels of questing with him I decided to finish his storyline because I just couldn't take it anymore.

I kinda miss him. He was a great target for the baddies.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

I got rid of him quick. He's indestructible, but incredibly yappy.

woof, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

He was amazing fighting dragons. He'd get right in their grill and you could just feather them from a safe distance.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

lol that's like the opposite of Lydia, who basically gets toasted from a distance and spends the rest of the fight kneeling on the ground in pain and attempting to leap in front of your firebolts/arrows

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I think they set all the companions to the same height or something, because not only can you not jump over your dog when he is standing in a doorway but also when you shoot over the top of him you hit and kill him. Stupid.

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

I decided to finish his storyline

New favourite dog murder euphemism.

JimD, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

But I didn't murder him! You have a choice, and I wanted to inflict him on his old master.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'd recommend following any chatter herein

http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Patch

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

What the shit, this is unplayable now. Basically if you have a dog he is now 10 times better at blocking doorways than Lydia, vs earlier being able to jump over dogs when they (constantly) got in your way. I just wasted an hour getting stuck in caves. Guess I'm not bothering w/skyrim until the next patch.

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, February 10, 2012 1:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm the bugfix list does mention something related-sounding:

Fixed crashes related to pathing and AI

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

AT GIANTS
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/02/dice-bethesda-game-jam/

Think there's a patch for the 360 version due today.

― JimD, Thursday, February 9, 2012 2:49 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

interesting! what the hell, let me expound

Seasonal Foliage -- kinda cool i guess
Flow-based water shader -- sure, why not
Spears -- FUCK YES WHY DON'T FANTASY GAMES HAVE SPEARS come on
Kill Cams for Magic and Ranged Combat -- cool do it
Stealth Enhancements -- which are??
Guards can relight darkened areas -- yeah ok
Paralysis runes -- great idea
Dungeon enhancements : handing structures and moving platforms -- uhh
Water currents in dungeons -- wasn't aware this wasn't the case?
Dark dungeons -- yes! those light spells are pointless
New commands for followers: Combat style, etc. -- how about "fucking move" amirite
Set favorite equipment settings for followers -- good idea
Adopt a child -- christ are you kidding
Build your own home -- dude play sims or something
…with a skeleton butler -- ...
Spell combinations: Use flame and raise zombie to create a fire zombie -- how about like, double guitars
Goblins -- i guess?
High-level Draugrs -- ok sure
“Waygates” for fast travel -- only giving a thumbs up if it's between your owned houses.
Epic mounts (flaming death horse) -- oh grow up
Mounted combat -- necessary for any pretense to realism (ie not really necessary)
Dragon mounts -- eh ok
“Soul bug” familiar -- what?
Kinect voice-activated shouts -- oh fuck off
Screen space ambient occlusion -- no idea
Enhanced underwater visuals -- ok?
Snow surface -- idgi
Fat giants -- a+ grate idea keep em coming
Ice and Fire arrows -- yeah sure
Werebear -- if you say so
Lycanthropy skill tree -- NO
Vampire Feeding -- as in, you see other vampires do this?
Become a flying vampire lord -- how about become not a virgin
Vampire Imp Minions -- what is it with the vampire shit
Mudcrab animation tweaks -- god who cares
Giant mudcrab enemy -- yes this needs to happen, boss level godzilla shit

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Become a flying vampire lord -- how about become not a virgin

massive lol

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

a+ post

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Some of those (Dark dungeons, High-level Draugrs, Kinect voice-activated shouts, Ice and Fire arrows, Giant mudcrab enemy) already exist as PC mods. Frankly I'd prefer patch/DLC content provide more character animations and NPC voice snippets from the same actors, as these are the elements most difficult to mod up. Mounted combat (with associated animations) would probably the most useful to the modding community.

Probably the best patch would be one that allowed Xbox users to try at least a tested subset of PC user created mods (at their own risk). IIRC, on the PC version mods using .esp files are done in a scripting language, so there isn't a problem recompiling them for the Xbox processor.

Sanpaku, Friday, 10 February 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

mods on xbox is never ever ever going to happen i'm afraid

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 10 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

would be pretty cool though!

Clay, Friday, 10 February 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

"Soul Bug familiar" - no I do not want a fucking Navi

thomasintrouble, Friday, 10 February 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

Giant mudcrab enemy - attack its weak point for massive soul gems.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 11 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Skyrim and Portal: together at last! ???

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fall_of_the_Space_Core,_Vol_1#Dovahcore_Helmet

ledge, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Fall_of_the_Space_Core,_Vol_1, rather

ledge, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

incidentally goole i lolled at yr post but o_O at this:

Dragon mounts -- eh ok

who the hell doesn't want to ride a dragon?

ledge, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

Fall of the Space Core mod, fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iX4tFDmrJ4
Be forewarned, audio recording level was way into the red.

Sanpaku, Sunday, 12 February 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Dear Valve, please stop dicking about making skyrim mods and get on with Half Life 2 E3, ta.

JimD, Monday, 13 February 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway I freed our great land from the Imperial yoke. Battle for solitude pretty much an anticlimax given that I was effectively invincible. Is there a 'levelling up' discussion to be had? You wouldn't want enemies to level up with you precisely otherwise what would be the point, otoh it's no fun when 95% of the baddies are like so many paper dolls.

ledge, Monday, 13 February 2012 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

wasn't that a huge problem in Oblivion? (my elder scrolls aspie friend said they 'fixed' it in skyrim)

radiant silverfish (diamonddave85), Monday, 13 February 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

The game doesn't expect players to pursue more than one of the crafting skills. Follow two, or worse three, and the synergies break the game.

Numerous levelling fixes for adversaries are out there. Pluto's Improved Skyrim Experience seems to be getting the most plaudits, as it mostly works by making adversaries act smarter.

xxp: there's talk at Bethesda about making modding/PC mods available on XBox according to several recent articles.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

oh fuckin awesome

apart from overhauling the character/skill/perk system to my own manic desires, an AI overhaul would be like the #1 thing i'd ask for

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

man i just read the changelog at that link sanpaku, all really cool :/

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Is anyone here playing above Adept difficulty?

polyphonic, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

i started at Expert but shifted down to Adept after dying 100 times to a room full of braugh/skeleton dudes

Mordy, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

I've played through nearly every dungeon (completing all but thief/DB questlines) at Expert, using a stealth archer/conjurer/illusionist. Ie: practically cheating.

Sneak/muffle/invisibility most of the time. I used to think sneak + archery was overpowered, but I've learned illusion is easily the most overpowered skill ladder. At early levels fury/frenzy is useful to prune groups of living adversaries, but once illusion gets to 90 (and every dead/mechanical creature is subject to its effects) the vanilla game as a challenge is over. Aura Whisper shouts silently detect nearby adversaries around corners without cost in magica. Mayhem doesn't require line of sight, so I could just let groups of adversaries slaughter each other till only one heavily wounded survivor remained. Works equally well sneaking around the base of fort walls at night. The game is more or less completed, and my unused armor skill is in its 20s.

Next playthrough will be with a proper Nord battleaxe slinger, who views magic with disgust. That should be more challenging.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

magic is impressive, but now, Minsc leads! swords for everyone!

Mordy, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Finally. Unread books glow (Steam workshop).

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

:(

http://www.elderscrolls.com/?adam

classy move to redirect main page to that memorial

bnw, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

that's quite sad.

interesting to see how much of that art made it into the final game more or less intact. also to see how many of those drawn environments are cooler than what did!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

found some other peeps that are having the same prob i am wrt dumb dogs but they came up with a solution which is pretty smart and makes me feel dumb which is the good old force push shout. havent tried it yet but it might be effective and frankly cathartic to bash lydia into a few walls.

Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

oh god I figured out how to get skyrim to play on my flat screen no more productivity forever

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 26 February 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

ha that dlc interview is nearly content free

i'm roaring thru a 2nd playthrough and still have a gay old time

has anyone else found the group of hunters enjoying the hot springs with their clothes off?

goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

sort of, but I found them dead outside the dark brotherhood o_O

bnw, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

just got this game... i made my character this completely depraved looking freak with a massive chin and a horrible moustache. he looks like an orc gary glitter. i tried to kill hadvar almost instantly but he kicked my ass.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

my early impression is that it's hard to be really evil, i wanted it to let me slaughter hadvar in cold blood.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

there's plenty of stuff where it's absurdly easy and consequence-free to be evil

goole, Monday, 5 March 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

ah great... i also tried to kill the shopkeeper but he kept coming back to life, i bludgeoned him in the corner for ages. it didn't feel as good as i hoped though, it actually felt like his cottage was a small insignificant part of the world and i had just committed a sordid insignificant act of violence.

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

After playing about 50 hours of this obsessively over a few weeks I completely stopped. I should really go back and just beat it.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

^^^me, p much

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 5 March 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

I finished the main quest on Sunday after leaving skyrim alone for a few weeks. Skyrim was great fun, but after 111hrs, I'm bored now.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm on about 160hrs and I'm not bored yet. Very much in the endgame though, so the fun's coming from trying out stuff I didn't bother with for the rest of the playthough (at the moment that's pickpocketing and magic). Finished everything but the dark brotherhood and daedric quests, probably going to be the first game I ever hit 100% achievements on, want to get that done before ME3 on Friday and then I'll put it away until there's some DLC I guess.

JimD, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

would you say that this game is a good value

this is my receipt for your receipt (Z S), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

I would!

I only get to play sporadically for an hour or two at a time, so generally I just pick a quest and try to clear a dungeon or two associated with it.

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link

i was being facetious! skyrim is an incredible bargain. i only played it about for about 3 weeks before accidentally ditching it (for now - i'll probably go back sometime), and even that was well worth the $.

this is my receipt for your receipt (Z S), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

take the black star, not azura's star. learn from my mistakes.

lukas, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

I keep putting off reading the elder scroll because I want to just keep poking around collecting stuff

also I think I boned myself moneywise by not levelling speech

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

i never put a perk into speech at all and i have like half a million gold

goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

money in rpgs is always really fucked up and skyrim is no different!

goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

how are you managing to sell shit to ppl? every merchant I go to has like 200 gold

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

I'm doing the same thing as Dan. Missing three shout words to max those out - once I do that I'll probably read the scroll.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

I'm trying to figure out if I want to find the priest that that one daedra in the house wants to chomp on or not; I've already accidentally indebted myself to over half the daedra anyway so I really shouldn't be balking at this dude but I am having MORAL QUANDRIES

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

it's a fun little sequence. Not as cool as the drinking one, or the dog.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

omfg speaking of THE DOG

I really want to kill him, but he makes fighting dragons a lot easier

still THE LITTLE SHIT MUST DIE

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

the drinking one was fantastic tho

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I spent months on this thread complaining about the dog! He made mid-game leveling much much easier. Now that I'm mowing shit down like nobody's business I don't miss him at all.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

I ditched the dog p much immediately. really irritating if yr a thief/sneaky type. plus now that I have shadowmere, I have all the tank I could ever hope for

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

ok money, let me think:

obsessively check every chest and burial urn. it adds up. even indoor furniture has non-owned gold in it

only pick up stuff that has like a 10/1 cost/weight ratio, and for heavy shit like armor it should be way higher than that. (early on, scrounging enchanted weapons should be done to disenchant and not sell but that's finite).

sell stuff to ppl who have stuff you want, that way you buy stuff from them (giving gold) and then dump your crap on them and get it all back plus their orig money stock. both of these transactions level up speech. i buy a lot of filled grand soul gems to stockpile at home for enchanting, cos they're a bitch to fill -- and then mage-merchants will buy any jewelry, so that's a big back-and-forth right there

in the later game the money rewards for miscellaneous crap scales to ridiculous levels. you took this book across town for me! here is your reward (2000 gold)

the applications for speech/barter were really unimaginative imo. i had a daydream of being able to buy a shop, plunk all your unwanted crap in a SALE chest, and every now and again items 'disappear' and the money from the sale goes in another chest to pick up.

goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

a more tedious way, but that's useful when leveling something like smithing quickly: just fast travel between two (or more) places that are far enough apart that it's a new day when you get wherever. Buy ingots, make daggers, offload potions and buy ingredients (in my case), move on. if one of the stops is a place you have a home or easy access to an alchemist station, make a bunch of expensive potions (I use a nerdy iPad app), and continue the circuit. as long as I made a fortify smithing potion (which is what I bough ingredients for), I leveled that pretty fast, and alchemy got leveled with it (tho more slowly). i didn't ~make~ a whole lot of cash, but I kept an even keel I think when all was said and done (that is, once I had legendary dragon scale armor with legendary weapons).

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

with smithing, enchanting and alchemy there's not much you have to buy in this game, so the money just kind of piles up

goole, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

kinda want some über nerd to go all in and make a character that trains no crafting skills and just goes all in on a mercantile lifestyle. gather everything, hunt everything, mine everything, load up speechcraft, thieve and loot, and save those crafting perks for other trees.

then just level the crafting trees "passively" (disenchantment, tasting stuff, armor/weapon improvement only), and see where that gets you. cause isn't one of the downsides to leveling the crafting trees that they also up yr overall level, which makes enemies scale up when maybe you haven't honed lyfe skills?

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

like if ppl have beaten the game with pugilists and pacifists, you should be able to do whatever right

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

also btw only just learned that the power key and the shout key were the same dang thing (which explains a lot of shouting misfires in combat)

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.bethblog.com/2012/03/15/new-features-highlight-1-5-update/

huh

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

NEW FEATURES

New cinematic kill cameras for projectile weapons and spells
New kill moves and animations for melee weapons
Shadows on grass available (PC)
Smithing skill increases now factor in the created item’s value
Improved visual transition when going underwater
Improved distance LOD transition for snowy landscapes

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

the smithing value thing seems a bit silly honestly. unless you have a fence unlocked the effective difference between an item worth 1200 and 3000 is nothing

one of the bugfixes tho:

Lydia will now offer marriage option after player purchases Breezehome in Whiterun

humina humina

goole, Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

sigh. i am sworn to carry your burdens

Mordy, Thursday, 22 March 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

GUYS

SHADOWS ON GRASS

ledge, Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

prayers: ANSWERED

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha

goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

Conjure Dremora Lord

fuck yeah!

goole, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

i found a staff p early on that does that---so fukkin handy

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

been reading the song of fire & ice series and am absolutely forlorn for skyriminia, altho i deathly afraid as to how hard it'd crash on my ps3 (has there been a real, conclusive patch yet?)

*i previously played it on pc, but that pc is gone and now i suffice with a half-rate laptop that can't even play homeworld 2 without stuttering.

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

I've only had one crash in over 150+ hours on PS3. Lotsa bugs, but only one absolute lockup. One or two patches already and another should arrive soon.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

great song forks

goole, Friday, 6 April 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah i am not so into it

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 April 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

your girlfriend is pretty foxy tho

goole, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

dumb q but how do you guys know how many hours you've played?

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 6 April 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

I just know through http://raptr.com/Jimdoo/games

JimD, Friday, 6 April 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

got $32 in trade for skyrim at gamestop today. fkn right. dead island is p great so far.

adam, Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

holy hell, dead island is an embarrassment

i've been keen on getting back into skyrim... just 3 months after having completed every quest line sans the college's. i miss just trottin around the woods.

kelpolaris, Saturday, 7 April 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

whaaaaat dead island is so much fun. i mean, it's a broke-as-fuck eurotrash game but that's part of the charm.

adam, Saturday, 7 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm ambivalent on this. I used voice commands on occasion in ME3, and it worked a charm on occasion, it also didn't recognize what I was saying half the time. Way easier for ordering your teammates to use their powers though.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

"You have your full arsenal of Shouts available using Kinect without having to stop, go to a menu, pick the one you want to use, and go back in the game and use it," he said. "You just say the Shout, and as long as you have the ability, your character will just use it on the fly."

look i'm not gonna sit in my apartment yelling FUS RO DA at the screen ok. i'm pretty deep down the rabbit hole but i have my limits.

goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

Oh that is a good point. For the three part shouts it's not like you can just say "Force Push" because there are three versions of it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

ha well i'm not gonna buy a damn kinect anyway so i'm just grousing, have at it crazy people!

goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

with this and the star wars dance off, i think i might actually buy a kinect :x

diamonddave85, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I also don't have Kinect but I'm still curious.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Dance stuff can be kind of fun but I almost never use the kinect for anything. Actually, shouting "Liara, Singularity!" during Mass Effect 3 was probably the most I've done with it.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

is the kinect any good with navigating the dashboard? searching on netflix?

diamonddave85, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

It works but it's slower than just using your controller.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i've never really used it for that stuff. generally only been easier for shouting commands instead of going through menus. saw an ad for the HBOGo thing though so I might use the hands-free to scroll through game of thrones stuff like a true nerd.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

"eksbawks. kill siri"
SINGULARITY

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

dammit i want DLC not crossmarketing a goofy peripheral

goole, Thursday, 12 April 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

ha, DLC rumors!

http://vehq.net/skyrim-dlc-info-leaked/

KEY POINTS:

Three massive expansions

The Riders of Hammerfell (Hammerfell expansion)

New land: Adjacent Hammerfell landmass
Quest line: About a guild called Dragon Riders
New mounts: Dragon (with shout attacks,) Sabre cat, Bear, Wolf, Mammoth and more
New side quests
New spells, armor, weapons and companions

Morrowind expansion

New land: Somewhere in Morrowind (*supposedly the land adjacent to Skyrim)
Horse armor
More houses, like Frostcraig Spire
Quest line: revolving around werewolves
The ability to shapeshift into other monsters and animals

Cyrodiil expansion

New land: Somewhere in Cyrodiil
Quest line: Waging war on the Thalmor

goole, Monday, 16 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Omg yes plz esp re Morrowind and plz epic Hammerfall pirates quest

Mordy, Monday, 16 April 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Love to be proven wrong (and there are gates to Morowind and Cyrodill in game) but Bethesda was pretty explicit that they had no DLC intentions of expanding the landmass.

The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Monday, 16 April 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

In a game that takes care to poke fun at racism, one thing unites every gamer: kill the dirty Thalmor scum.

hot slag (lukas), Monday, 16 April 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

kinect upgrade released. haven't played it yet. might start a new game though.

GoT SPOILER ALERT (Gukbe), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

I bet the neighbors on the other side of my paper thin walls are happy I don't have a Kinect.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bethblog.com/2012/05/01/dawnguard/

summer? that means, like, august 23rd right

goole, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i got birthday money
wife and kid are going out of town for a week
i'm "working from home" on friday and monday

buying skyrim - good idea or terrible idea?

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

yes

polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

its a great terrible idea

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

terribly great idea

banal like anal (snoball), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

btw how is it possible that by this far into the game we have seen not one bit of DLC for skyrim? seems weird

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

they announced one for this summer!

goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

best buy has it for $40, guess i'm doing this

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

i've been playing for a few days, it's pretty cool but i don't know how fun it is? wish it had some of the humor/mischief of fallout. when i get to a new town i feel kind of burdened knowing there are going to be like 10 characters i'm going to go have to talk to. the fighting is especially not fun, i just flail around and always accidentally switch to third-person perspective and get confused. maybe i should take a break from the quests and just explore and build up skill levels for a while.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

live combat is too stressful for me, i miss the fallout combat where you can freeze it and decide what you're going to do next. basically i probably should just play fallout instead.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

How far into the main quest are you.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

not super far, i met the greybeards and learned about shouting and now i'm going to get a horn out of a cave to take back to them

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

combat pauses when you open the favorites menu or when you go into the main menu, so you can always use that to take a breather, recompose, and guzzle health/magicka/stamina potions

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

navigation is annoying too. i got to the base of the mountain where the greybeards live and somehow missed the steps and instead wandered around the wrong side of the mountain and kept trying to make my way up and instead running into witches and hagravens and other deadly things. eventually i went back and bought the spell that shows you where to go.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

anyways i think i do like this game, i just want it to be more fun

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

When you get to the point where you're killing dragons and giants and mammoths it's pretty great. Early on is a bit of a slog by comparison.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

On the other hand I love breaking into houses and stealing shit I don't need, so ymmv.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

Don't grind the crafting skills if you want it to stay fun is my advice. a lesson hard-learned

antexit, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

when i get to a new town i feel kind of burdened knowing there are going to be like 10 characters i'm going to go have to talk to

I get that in every rpg ever tbf.

If you're finding the combat a slog I'd recommend levelling stealth + archery, you can pretty much skip the fighting altogether that way.

JimD, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

Or Illusion, so you can just sneak up on people and one-shot them, or Conjure and just let your conjured do the work for you...

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

feel like all the sneaky stealing/poisoning ppl is the most fun in this game

ogmor, Friday, 25 May 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

also archery

ogmor, Friday, 25 May 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

Fixed issue with nirnroot lighting not properly cleaning up

this annoyed this shit out of me!!!

goole, Friday, 25 May 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

enjoying this more now that i realized i could change it to the easiest difficulty level. just want to explore and have adventures, not die 800 times. still overwhelming though.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

liked the part where you're in the crazy guy's brains fighting his fears and paranoia, reminded me of the part in fallout 3 where you're in the virtual reality black-and-white 1950s neighborhood

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

DLC's out tomorrow. I'm not ready!

JimD, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

oh suite i thought it was a july release date

goole, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

vampire lord business is not really doing it for me but i'm going to buy and play the fuck out of it anyway

goole, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

ha rechecking this post:

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

they've done all the shit i thought was embarrassing

goole, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

hmm well this is a little disappointing

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

o rly? expound pls

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

I WILL

i'm only a few quests into it (dawnguard, to the folks at home). apptly there are two branches: become a flying vampire lord or stick with the people who hunt the flying vampire lords.

there's been some stuff added like crossbows and i think some more armor and weapon types (even in crafting??) but i haven't found or done any of that yet

so i'm going through the become a flying vampire lord side with my 'bad' character and the plotting is kind of abrupt and arbitrary, but there are some good puzzles and atmospheric stuff in the dungeons which is a new thing. the main prob so far is the 'flying vampire lord' bit, which is in forced 3rd person, which makes it nigh impossible to hit a fkn thing with your powers. the controls are explained to you in game which means no references at all to which button does what. it's pretty ridiculous.

the drawbacks of being a flying vampire lord are p serious too and those aren't really explained until they start happening to you.

oh and there are special perk trees added to both being a flying vampire lord and werewolf, but i kind of don't care? as always i just wanna know how the quests turn out and check out the new gear.

but if you interested in becoming a flying vampire lord, check it out.

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

thx. sounds like could def take or leave

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 June 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I'm gonna skip it

polyphonic, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Are the giants noticeably fatter than before?

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 29 June 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

idk!

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

Is there an extra chunk of map for this? Or is it all set in locations I've already seen?

JimD, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

there are some new structures and cave entrances to places but no whole new locations

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

to my knowledge, so far.

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

this got a little better as i got through it?

there are a couple new areas. nothing in the way of a new city or region or anything, but there is a gloomy hell dimension thing, and a big hidden valley you spend some time in, both of which are pretty. there's a big marquee battle vs two dragons on a frozen lake that's pretty great.

still, the plotting and writing is weak. some of the 'reveals' are important if you care about the elder scrolls world at all.

i don't know if it's the dlc or the last title update, but i'm noticing a few more higher-level versions of monsters (dragons specifically)

oh and you can make your own arrows now.

goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

looks pretty lame if you ask me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gXwNVpDmfo

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hearthfire

goole, Thursday, 30 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

i'm pleased they are giving me the opportunity to be a curmudgeonly beekeeper squashed into a tiny infested house w/ my many delinquent kids

ogmor, Friday, 31 August 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

I definitely would play that, except that I have Skyrim on PS3 and they don't even have Dawnguard yet.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 31 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

I got Skyrim, on the recommendation from a friend, and am diving pretty deep into it. I was up the 3am last night playing (from about 10pm?). It's so great, a really beautiful game. Just running around and picking flowers & mushrooms in the forest is fun. I just defeated my first dragon and got the shout, and mostly I just want to explore dungeons and grind my levels and magic. But it's fun to follow the quests and then stop off randomly to, say, forge some armor or cook some potions. Alchemy is so rad. This may be one of the best RPG's I have ever played. My only complaint is that there need to be more enemies, but maybe i can switch difficulties.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

Ok i was in Markarth and i did some stuff for the wizard so he gave me a key to the museum. I went in and started looking around and out of nowhere a guard starts attacking me. Which is odd, because i passed a few on the way in, and even talked to them, and nothing happened. So now i pretty much can't go anywhere without having a zillion wizards and guards kicking my ass.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

welcome to Skyrim

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

yes iirc that part made no sense and is constructed/marked badly

you can get into the 'museum' but the zone past that is a 'laboratory' that you shouldn't go into. no warning

some chatter abt it here:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim_talk:Understone_Keep#Calcelmo.27s_Laboratory_Glitch_-_Trespassing.3F

xp haha yes that too

goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i had that same issue. i was going through all the winterhold missions and i was really into the game, having a lot of fun, then that thing in markarth kind of turned me off the game for a week or two because i was so confused by it. but now i'm back into it.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

Oh fuck. Cos i just killed that guard. How did you fix it?

Seems like i can probably just ignore that place for a while and do a bunch of other quests.

Also, Lydia got killed so i went to Riverwood and recruited the chick that took me to my first dragon fight. Now i have no idea where she is, she's completely disappeared!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

submit to a guard, either pay a fine or do time

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Crime

goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

the secret to these problems is having abt a million saved games tbh

Therion - Beyond Santorum (jjjusten), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

one of my criticisms of this game & other games like it is a relative lack of attn on ambient sound and ambient dialogue, especially in cases like this.

people say such meaningless shit to you (and bizarrely way to personally revealing). and when you do something like tresspass or murder in front of them, they still don't say anything that conveys any meaningful information about what the is happening in the gameworld. it leaves the player guessing about what the people "think".

goole, Monday, 1 October 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

I think the ambient sound is great! Though yeah you're right it doesn't serve much purpose. They did get a little slack on the scripting. At one point I was running through the woods and a dragon appeared, who was fighting 2-3 people, I think members of the Companions. I showed up and helped them kill the dragon, then I started talking with them. When i asked if i could join them they said 'I don't know if you are up to the task, and there's no way to test it'. Right after i killed a dragon, which was now a giant skeleton right next to this dude.

The best moments still seem to be when you are just running around open-world doing stuff. I was fighting another dragon and I was perched on the top of a mountain throwing lightning at him and doing my best to avoid his frost breath. Then out of nowhere a cave bear comes up behind me and starts killing me. It sucked, but it was pretty epic and awesome!

I still don't know what happened to the 2nd housecarl, who vanished before I even ran into a fight.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

Juiced for games by my trip to Eurogamer, I had another go at getting back into Skyrim last night, and couldn't. I don't understand why not. On paper this should still be right up there with my all-time faves. I've installed a million mods, one of which even promises to make the mages guild worthwhile. What else can I do?

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

I fixed it by heading off and doing a bunch of other stuff (this game is huge, i have like 30 different missions listed at the moment) and then returning later when i got bored of all that. I did a fast travel to Whitehold and a guard stopped me as soon as i arrived. I could pay the bounty (all the gold i had) or ask to go to jail or fight. I ended up going to jail and woke up in a cage in an icey cave with a Ice Atronach right in front of me. I picked the lock of the cage and killed him off, stealing his soul, and then checked the other cages for loot. Then i ran outside and realized i was in far northwest skyrim somewhere that looked like the Antarctic, and there were more Ice Atrnoachs waiting for me, plus some Mammoth and Frost Bears. A fun way to level up, and I'd rather be doing that then talking to people.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

I just bought this even though I have never played a RPG in my life.
I was attracted by all the talk of open world stuff but now I'm wondering if the magic skill points and all that are not gonna turn me off straight away.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

The 'perks' system really gets on my nerves. It's a really pretty menu but it's ridiculously hard to find your way around in it and see what exactly you can spend your current points on.

I've more or less gotten into the habit or whenever there is a conversation, skimming over the subtitles, but quickly hitting enter to skip through all the dialog choices. Rather than hear some long-winded story about someone that had a magical something or other but they are in a cave and blah blah, I skip to the end and that little text box shows up at the top saying "Go to this mine and find this". My favorite parts of this game are the fighting.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

I've installed a million mods, one of which even promises to make the mages guild worthwhile.

wait waht, mages guild is one of the best parts of the game

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

otm

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

That's great news, cos i've been putting it off but im going to get into it soon. Still having fun hunting dragons and drugars in the snow and swamps.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

if nothing else the questline comes with a house that is pretty much what i imagine a skyrim pimp living in

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

Partway through Dawnguard I was asking someone to do something (I forget what) and they were all like "pff why should I?" and one of my conversation options was "Because I'm the boss of the fucking magicians guild yo" and I was like "oh yeah I forgot about that, cool".

JimD, Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Also J'Zargo is one of the best sidekicks.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

The mage's guild may be one of the best parts of the game but the questline is FAR too short. Unless there are loads of secret bits to it that I blundered past. I want something that takes a bloody long time to finish, something with loads of depth and controversy, that you can't just storm through. I'm one of those irritating Morrowind fans, remember.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

huh i don't think i've done the mages guild at all yet - this is separate from the winterhold storyline, right? i'm on the trail of the elder scroll right now.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

I got to a point in the mage guild where there was a big fight in winterhold, but after that it still seemed like there was more work to do if I wanted to keep going.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

oh looking online winterhold = mage's guild. yeah that whole series of missions was really fun.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but there are also some missions in the main storyline that take place in winterhold/mage college/vicinity.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

J'zargo only has so much room to carry things.

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link

One of the biggest lols in the game is if you're still with Lydia, even after you've completed the mage quest every time you heal her she still says "a healing spell? Are you a priest?" I'm the fucking Archmage, bitch! You were there!

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

no one acknowledging that i was the archmage, or having a clue who i was (inc thalmor) broke my heart a bit

ogmor, Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

cute.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

The Mages Guild quests are AWESOME. Having all these magic fights and farming evil apparitions for magic crystals. I play it to "Space Ritual" (Hawkwind), "A Beard of Stars" (Tyrannosaurus Rex), and "Melissa" (Mercyful Fate).

It helps you realize how important Enchantments are to the game. The last shout i got SLOWED DOWN TIME which is effing rad.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

I think I've run into a glitch. I went to Markarth and was framed for a murder and sent to Cidhna Mine. Killed everyone inside and made my way past some robots and finally made my way back to the city. The courier comes up and says "I've got something for you" and hands me (items added) yet I check my inventory and nothing has been added! There is a Silver-Blood that attacks me as soon as I've exited the ruins and if I fight back then all the guards of the city start fighting me too. Fuck this.

I may end up having to go back to a way earlier save, though i really don't want to do this. This game is still pretty fun, but I'm not as obsessed with it so much anymore. I can start it up and spend and hour or two running through lists/crossing off journal entries, and it's fun.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

Em....so apparently the Silver-Blood is supposed to give me all my stuff back? I'm going to try to side with Madanach instead of killing him, though walk-throughs say I should get my stuff back either way...

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Ok so thanks to this wiki

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:No_One_Escapes_Cidhna_Mine

I left the city, waited 24 hours, then entered again and went back to the same spot. Dude gave me all my stuff back and got the Jarl to pardon me.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

For the time that i was stuck in that glitch, tho, the Silver-Blood was an unkillable NPC, so I probably should have just used him to level up my destruction spells. But where's the fun in that?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

from my sister re: my nephew:

> I thought I would share the "list" Simon has been making over the last few days.
As background, Skyrim is a video game set in a medieval world, sort of like online
role-playing. You can pretty much get away with anything, as it is a game for
teens and up. Simon has spent his computer time lately playing on this, being what
he calls a "nude assassin," which is a regular Skyrim guy in the most minimal
clothing, i.e., a loincloth. The other characters in the game will talk to you,
and I often hear them asking Simon's character "Why aren't you wearing any
clothes? Aren't you ashamed?" which I think he enjoys. Anyway, he seems to spend
all of his time in this game committing crimes and running around looting, which I
like to think is because he can't do these things in real life and not that I am
raising a little sociopath :) He has created a list, "The Nude Assassin Policies,"
of which I share some here (verbatim, capitalization his):
>
> 1. As a nude assassin, you may never get married (this is mentioned several times)
> 2. If you put on any other apparel except for your hat you are no longer a nude
assassin
> 3. You may not pay a fine you may only go to jail or run
> 4. No learning at the college of Winterhold
> 5. No being fancy
> 6. If somebody has something "valuble" that you want and your pickpocket skills
are low WHO CARES TAKE IT
> 7. NO ROBES because you are nude
> 8. If you accidentally get a servant you must "dispose" of them
> 9. If they offer gold DO IT
> 10. Anger someone with a dagger or knife then finish them off with something like
a battleaxe

sleeve, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

What if you consider the concept of a Nude Assassin inherently fancy?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'm at Level 53 and after a long time spent doing misc quests have jumped back into the main one, taking over the Empire, etc. Only problem is that I think maybe the main quests were designed for someone at a lower level. I equip a fire sword and run in and it takes only like two hits to take out an Imperial Guard. I can single-handedly slaughter a whole fort of those guys.

Not that it isn't fun! But it feels like the levelling in this game is a little out of balance. Maybe i need to set the difficulty a little higher....?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

Most of the skills offering levelling shortcuts, even if its just pounding the hell out of a plot-centric (and hence immortal) character. But game the system, and you'll unlock god mode with all the pluses and minuses that entails.

Never craft just for the sake of leveling crafting skills. Never cast for the sake of leveling magic skills. Never sneak for the sake of leveling sneak.

FWIW, when I last played (February?), I ran through the main quest and then became a pretty serious illusionist mage before 30% of the game was completed. Detect Life or Detect Dead to see through walls, Invisibility to sneak into a firing angle, then double fisted Frenzy or Mayhem to cause the whole mob to kill each other off, leaving one heavily wounded survivor to mop up. Usually the most I saw was the flaming outlines from the detect spells running around and falling. Rinse and repeat. Amusing to watch the temporary insanity of factions, but strictly for drunken kicks.

圧迫系プレイ (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

but the BEE-FAN-SEE shout is my favourite shout in the game.....

my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

Started playing this now, and have done my usual Fallout3 trick in wandering off the beaten path - doing stuff i'm not supposed to - getting into battles that I'll never win. For instance I'm only level 4 and I got involved in some mission that involved killing some pirate leader. The mission was off the map and required a boat to get there. I had no chance to defeat the guy, he was way tough and there was no way back to the main map until I'd killed him.
After many attempts I did it though, just waded in, used all my potions, etc

I like riding horses particularly.

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, I played this game!

I liked it a lot!

The game got too strong, though, once I got Level 50+ I could be taken down by two Forsaken arrows. I don't know why that happened! I was a super-powerful Conjuror and things were going great, but as soon as I upgraded my Enchantment and Smithing to wear heavy armor, ironically I became far more vulnerable. Maybe because 10 of those levels were gained through grind-y Enchantment and Smithing exercises?

My favourite parts were the feelings of intense guilt that accompanied some of the Daedric quests. I felt so guilty after taking this too-cute-to-live Markarth warrior dude out to, well, disembowel him.

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah ive recently been getting in some crazy fights where an arrow will just wipe me out. I just learned how to do Dragonscale armor, and it looks so awesome, that I threw away all my Glass armor and just wear that now. But yeah it feels like the difficultly is ramping back up at times. I was fighting a bunch of bandits in a cave last night and some guy with a huge axe just came up and chopped my head off.

I had never used a horse until last night when i was given Shadowmere. They are pretty awesome! Got to say the Dark Brotherhood storyline is kinda confusing, one day I'm assassinating the Emperor the next some random farmer for 200 coins.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

at some point i recall downloading some dlc that said I could make my own house, anyone know where I do this in game?

These are my every day balloons (Ste), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

no idea, i never bothered with that

there are a few enemies that seem to scale very severely, the forsworn bosses for some reason were always tough. even if they went down easily their damage against you insane.

the dawnguard dlc adds a bunch of upper-upper level enemies so you have something to beat up on at level 50+

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

The housebuilding stuff has a bit of a weird trigger, I think you need to go to the orphanage in Riften? Then they ask you if you want to adopt kids, you say ok, they say tough you can't cos you have no house, and hey presto, you're off housebuilding. Actually there might be other ways to start that because this is how mine happened but surely that's too odd to be the official way? Kinda feel like I maybe just missed the original trigger and it shoehorned me in this way instead.

JimD, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha bethesda! *shakes fist*

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

for ref:

http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hearthfire

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

OK, I'm a year late on this one. After finishing Dishonored, thought I would give it ago. Fun, but I find I'm spending most of my time in 3rd person. I only switch to 1st person to fight. I'm also regretting my character selection. I'm always a sucker for a cat race, but I don't really like the style of combat for them. I'd rather just bash/magic things.

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link

Open up console and type showracemenu and you can re-create your character from scratch at any point. A word of warning though: seems like your levels get all kind of messed up when you do this...

I do the same thing w 3rd person. It just feels normal to me, every RPG I've ever played was 3rd person.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

sooo new expansion for this? i'll probably check it out.

goole, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

My new favorite past-time is clearing out dungeons by slowing down time right before a fight, then jumping around like the Matrix throwing a zillion dual-cast fireballs at everyone. It's so awesome when you take out a 2 or 3 at once.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

I ended up starting a new character before I got too far with my cat. The save system sort of sucks on this when you have multiple characters going.

Jeff, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's bizarre that sometimes you can just take the lower priced items off the shop shelf. And then sell them back to the shop keeper.

Also, I like pausing in battle to eat a cabbage. I love the visual.

Jeff, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

The save system sort of sucks on this when you have multiple characters going.

― Jeff, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 6:00 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^this

I haven't played in ages, and I think that I may have lost my original character

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

So i got to level 60 and was stuck with a bunch of endless Dark Brotherhood and Thief's Guild missions and spent some time looking online at the main missions quest and realized i had completed the main quest and hadn't even noticed! I guess the huge dragon fight and the showdown at the Throat of the World was epic but i'd imagined there would be some crazy cutscenes or something. Especially how the game opens up with one, it's very cinematic and awesome. Now it feels like I'm vastly overpowered in this huge world where i can just find fetch quests and time wasters, and there's really nothing to work towards. I think the last 'new area' i discovered was Black Reach but there's probably plenty else I've missed out on. Black Reach is WAY awesome.

So i started a new character. I didn't use bows & arrows at all in the last one, and they look hella fun, so I'm doing that with this. I also have a bunch of graphics/armor mods and Dawnguard so this should be a different, and more visually awesome experience.

Overall, a very great game. I sort of wish there were more cutscenes or otherwise dramatization rather than 'Go to NPC, work your way thru limited dialog, find gizmo/kill bad guy in dungeon' over and over again. At times it felt more like a giant checklist than an actually immersive world. I think the Fast Travel option kind of ruined it a little for me, turning what could have been a cool, unique half hour of encounters and travel into a 10-second LOADING screen. I keep thinking back to the last game i finished, GTA: San Andreas, and in a way, it felt more like a roleplaying game than this.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

oh good to know i can "finish the game" and keep playing, i started what i think is the final quest and then decided i wasn't ready to finish yet so i went back to a previous save point to do random quests for a while.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

I think the Fast Travel option kind of ruined it a little for me

i was thinking the same. my second character hasn't been a lot of places yet, and for a while i tried to make a point of traveling most places overland. definitely improved the experience imo

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

it's funny how the magic goes out of it once you finish the main storyline and keep wandering around. i haven't played skyrim but had the same experience with red dead redemption.

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

In red dead I keep trying to unlock all the hunting achievements.

Jeff, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

ha i did some of the thief questline w/ a non-thiefy character after the finishing the main, just because i was bored. it gets pretty narratively broken. "you're gonna have to prove yourself, scrub" "I JUST SAVED THE WORLD FFS"

goole, Thursday, 15 November 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that shit drives me up the wall. like i'm king of the mages guild and dudes still give me attitude, like THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING MAGES GUILD man suck my dick and then the guards still get all pissed when i bust out the flamethrower hand. i'm your boss! you can't arrest me.

adam, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Hah having started a new character after beating the game and my first Giant fight there are 2 giants just relentlessly killing me. This one fight is taking me close to an hour, whereas when i got super leveled up it would be over in seconds.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 16 November 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

hi, I'm a female dark elf named stares a lot, do you come here often

CGI fridays (Edward III), Monday, 26 November 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

when I started out I picked up everything that wasn't nailed down. this backfired when I got to the blacksmith's place in riverwood. I accidentally stole a sword (didn't know stealing was an option). he and his wife got mad and attacked me. I fled and they gave chase, I jumped in the river and floated downstream a couple of miles. when I got out of the water I was hoping I could sneak back into the village, but they reappeared and continued attacking me, so I got all stupid-fool-you're-forcing-me-to-kill-you on them.

returned to the village and the blacksmith's nephew had no recollection of the massive fight that broke out in front of him, treated me the same as he did before. however when I ran into their daughter the next morning, she said "I will hate you forever."

later when I went to see jarl at whiterun, I felt a little twinge of guilt when he went on and on about how honest and righteous the blacksmith was. I thought, oh you must mean the guy I left stripped and dead along with his wife down by the river?

CGI fridays (Edward III), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Last night i checked out the number of hours spent on this game, particularly the saved game where i eventually got bored of everything and decided to restart from scratch. It came to 170 hours, and that was all in the past month. I truly have no life!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 November 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

btw it was going for $25 at amazon over the weekend

CGI fridays (Edward III), Monday, 26 November 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

sooo...

http://uesp.net/wiki/Dragonborn:Dragonborn

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

is this game worth buying vanilla for 360

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

If you've waited this long, you might consider waiting for a version that includes some DLC.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

Heard the DLC wasn't any good though

Gukbe, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

god help me i d/l'd hearthfire over the holidays. despite maximum aspie fiddliness, it is kind of fun.

but it does bring a frustrated tear to the eye that developer time was spent on what surely be the most pointless gameplay mechanic ever

http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Baking

goole, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Braided Bread × 1

Restore Health 2 pts
Fortify Carry Weight 5 pts for 30 secs

i mean

goole, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Jazbay Crostata

jazbay crostata (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Heavy into this now. Wish the character models weren't so muddy.

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 7 January 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

I could probably play this for years because I can't remember what the main quest was. I just keep doing random ones, or just going down through the Miscellaneous ones.

Jeff, Monday, 7 January 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

I just did one where I had to follow the stupid talking dog and he kept getting stuck.

Jeff, Monday, 7 January 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

I would play this if i hadnt pretty much broken it with a zillion mods. It all started with Sharpshooters and Post Processing Injector (both general graphics mods). Then I installed CBBE cos i figured hell i am a full grown man playing an rpg and fighting wizards with magic i might as well have a Frank Frazetta-style armor bikini goddess as the main character. Then all the custom armors started clashing w each other and it would look like Witchypoo's (my green skinned, purple haired dark elf) feet were missing. I really like the Magicka Sabers, which add lightsabers to the game, but it would always pause for an awkward second before unsheathing them. The Flying Broom was a good idea but kind of lacking in execution.

I played through w this second character and eventually was just destroying enemies on Master difficulty completely naked with bound weapons in one or two hits. Maybe some day i will get the Mario Bros. mod and pull this game out again.

Great fun! Go into mods after you finish this!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

A year late, but I finally heard this from the year-end music ep of the RebelFM podcast. I'm surprised how much I like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g

somewhere between '60s/early '70s English folk and 4AD

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, it's somewhere way the fuck up in this thread and i most likely put it there as a post v much in character

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

I finally tried this and ended up playing like 32 hours in a 2 day period. I had to have my little brother put a family control timer on the xbox so I can't play more than an hour a day. smdh.gif

Dan I., Tuesday, 8 January 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago) link

I want to start importing Fallout stuff into this. My wood elf thief needs a pipboy

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Almost got my smithing up to 100. What a journey it's been!

Jeff, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

I would like to say that I lost much of my smithing skill by a stupid bug. Never go to Japhet Folly once you've completed it. You'll have to reload an old save. I lost about 4 hours of work.

Jeff, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 12:30 (eleven years ago) link

don't you mean play

a sock of regals (Edward III), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

WORK

Jeff, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

I was highly amused by the fact that when I first met the Dark Brotherhood leader who presented me with an unpleasant choice, the game allowed me to just open up and their ass instead, starting a whole new quest to wipe them all out. I never expected the development of counter-quests, rather than the simple binary of quest win/fail. Trapped their soul and stoke their armor, too.

Now am experimenting with resurrecting NPCs who've already been removed to the purple dead room. Fun with console commands!

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

open up and their ass

???

ledge, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

hot mead mod

badg, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

open up on, rather

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Monday, 4 February 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

I lost another few hours of smithing/enchanting time because of a stupid bug. Goddamn Jarl wouldn't go to the castle where he was supposed to be so I could trapped the dragon. Had to load a previous save.

Jeff, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

Are you playing on a PC Jeff? If so you can move the NPCs around with console commands.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Monday, 4 February 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

I wish! Xbox. Also, I lost Lydia.

Jeff, Monday, 4 February 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

RIP

ledge, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago) link

"Where are ya, Lyds? I thought you were sworn to carry my burdens? nyuk nyuk"

...hard to care. I'm going to have to trawl through the companion mods and see if anyone's written anything decent. I miss Veronica, Arcade and ED-E. Even ED-E has more charisma than Lydia.

Just reinstalled Skyrim after HD failure in October, installed Sky UI, Hypothermia, Imp's Needs, bunch of location enhancers & quests and an alternative start mod so I don't feel like my new character is a retread of the old one. I 'woke up' in the Imperial Fort in Solitude, which was very cool.

An hour in though, and I'm already a bit bored.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Beat the main quest last night. Sort of anti-climatic. I realized that really my favorite thing to do is to just walk around and level up while maxing out the various abilities. I wish there were places with more enemies though.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 12:28 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone getting the expansion where you can fly frickin' dragons?

calstars, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

let me sheepishly raise my hand. yeah, it's ok.

the dragon flying bit is really badly done tho

goole, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

finally been playing this and it's easily the best one that isn't morrowind. literally makes oblivion look like a beta. i've been a vampire for a while even though being a vampire mostly sucks (no clans or quests as there were in morrowind) and last night i did the quest to Join The Bard's College, which involved retrieving something from a dungeon because apparently all bards must be able to defeat hordes of undead (meanwhile i have demonstrated no ability to play any instruments) and when i got back they were like, great! we'll have a ceremony tonight to induct you. come back at dusk. this was at like 10 in the morning so i went down the street to an inn and slept until six, then returned, only to be told again to come back at dusk, so i waited for one hour standing in front of the guy who would shortly be inducting me into the bard's college and when i came out of the wait he drew his sword and yelled IT'S A VAMPIRE!

so i ran and hid in a supply closet and listened to everyone tromp up and down the hallways looking for me until they gave up, and then i thought, well, shit, i need to feed on someone to be able to pass as a human again, but i don't want to risk going outside because of the guards, so i'm going to have to feed on one of my fellow bards. or my soon-to-be-fellow bards. so i followed the sound of a lute to find that old woman (the one who tells you THE ONLY REASON I PLAY THE LUTE SO WELL IS THAT I'M OLD) standing in her room alone playing a song before bed -- crept in, closed the door, watched her finish her song, watched her lie down to sleep, and then ate her. came out of her room like HI GUYS SORRY I'M LATE, and then i went to the ceremony where they burned a giant effigy of a despised king and like half the town turned out to cheer and applaud me as i received my official bard papers. i stood in the dark with the flames flickering in my eyes and my face was a mask. good game.

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 10 February 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

<3

Still wish Bethsoft would just give in and give us another Morrowind though. If I want a mad-ass Dwemer pauldron on one shoulder, I WANT one. Givf.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Sunday, 10 February 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

ok so I know I'm a terrible father for letting my daughter play skyrim, but she's a khajiit and she discovered an entire town of khajiit today. being a catperson and living among other catpeople is like heaven on earth for her. she said, "I'm a kitty cat, and these are my peeps."

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Sunday, 10 February 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

?? where's that?

goole, Sunday, 10 February 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

I have no idea, she wanders around a lot and she ran into this group of khajit who took her to their village (really just a couple of huts)

maybe I can ask her for directions lol

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Sunday, 10 February 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

ok apparently it was just an encampment of khajiit on the outskirts of whiterun

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Sunday, 10 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

Those stories are so cool.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 February 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

i've been playing the hell out of this again recently, just wrapping up a third playthrough. i think i've done just about everything at one point or another. i have to say, i love playing this game, but i don't love it, if that makes any sense. the whole thing is just too buggy and too shaky. i've got about a half dozen quests stalled in a broken state, and an inventory littered with shit i can't drop.

and a whole lot of the things that DO work don't make much sense. the crafting is pretty badly done. your followers are more of an annoyance than a help. the AI is not very good. this sounds like grousing i guess, i DID play the hell out of it. for every one beautiful or engrossing moment there are two exasperating ones.

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

Voice acting is hooooorible

Jeff, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

ha that's usually the one thing i hate about any game, but here i think it's ok! the dialogue isn't so bad either (quest design is way bad though, on the whole)

not real clear on why some ppl have the scando accent and some don't, however.

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Voice acting is hooooorible

read that as "voice acting is hoooooonorable" for some reason, and enjoyed a nice minute with a gin + tonic and honey wheat braided pretzel twists, thinking about that while staring distantly

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

Like 6 people sound like Arnold.

Jeff, Monday, 11 February 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, for a game with like 6000 people in it there are too few voice actors. oh, it's the gravelly-voiced guy again...

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

some people call this junk, me i <MUTE>

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoy the randomness and diversity of the accents. It's like a trip to a renaissance festival, where everybody just slaps on whatever accent they can manage to do.

I've been trying to place what real-world locale Mjoll The Lioness' accent resembles. Is that a Portuguese accent, or what? I love it.

Dan I., Monday, 11 February 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, I guess it's just Russian

Dan I., Monday, 11 February 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, for a game with like 6000 people in it there are too few voice actors.

this was even more of a problem with oblivion, where you'd frequently hear the same person having the same empty conversation about mudcrabs you'd heard 500 times before with himself, like that scene at the beginning of manos

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Monday, 11 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

enjoying the companions questline, but can't decide whether to remain a werewolf or not. leaning towards yes, seems like an awesome trick to pull out of yr ass when you're bored and clearing out a dungeon down the line.

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

At 200 hours in and beating Dawnguard, I think I'm done for a while. I'm going to wait for a mod that lets me have a proper armored husky companion dog even tho I naturally went vamp.

Still, I don't think I even played FONV for 200 hours. 150, sure, but not 200.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

I finally beat the main quest a few das ago. Over 200 hours of dicking around, so in the end it was far too easy. Enjoyed it though, and I'm pretty sure I'll grab the expansions soon as they're finally out for PS3 (or will all be out by the end ofthe month).

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like i have nothing but bad things to say about this now

goole, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

I was disappointed to find out that the talking dog with the game-breaking accent is voiced by dude who does Thief's Garrett.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Did someone steal your sweet roll?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to go back to Oblivion again, and I wonder if I'll return to Skyrim anytime before all the DLC comes out. I didn't go back to the Wasteland until I could play FO3 and FONV with full narratives.

And hell, I couldn't beat FO3 due to a game-breaking bug where I couldn't enter the water processing plant at the Jefferson Memorial.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like i have nothing but bad things to say about this now

― goole, Thursday, February 21, 2013 10:21 AM (6 hours ago)

we'll always have winterhold

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

was trying to clear out a silver hand stronghold, the final boss kept pulling two-hit kills on me and vilkas no matter what weapons I employed

then I thought hey I'm a werewolf and entered beast mode, RIP silver hand faction

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 22 February 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Patch#Version_1.9

New Features

Legendary difficulty setting
Legendary Skills – Skills of 100 can be made Legendary. This will reset the skill to 15, return its Perks and allow the skill to affect leveling again. This effectively removes the overall level cap.

huh

goole, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

You can only level up by boosting up your stats. By resetting the stat cap, you can effectively level up forever.

Also, this makes no sense and will break the game.

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 7 March 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

Game stops being fun by the time you get to level 50 or so, so yeah i don't see the point of this.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

GRIND 2 INFINITY

ledge, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

bought a house in Whiterun

brownie, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

hope you sprung for the alchemy table

unprepared guitar (Edward III), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

YES

had the stormcloaks over for a game of Morthal Hold'em

brownie, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHvx0l_tVEw

am0n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Manslayer468 6 months ago

i love how no one ever kills aela :3 that makes me happy
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Symixable

Symixable 6 months ago

she was in the basement
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goole, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

>:3

am0n, Thursday, 28 March 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

hands to yourself sneak thief!

am0n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Where should i go for post-Skyrim action? I'm looking for a modern RPG that you can play well in 3rd person (as well as Skyrim) with some cool visuals, lots of dungeons to fight through, etc. 'Good story' is not really that big a deal for me if the immediate graphical/sound experience is super awesome. High fantasy/dragons/wizards/etc. stuff preferred.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

Must be PC

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

people seemed to like Kingdoms of Amalur ok in the end. i played Two Worlds 2 and that was decent. Dark Souls is prob not what you've got in mind but of course it is amazing. similarly Witcher 2 might not be quite the thing, but it reviewed very well, altho there have definitely been dissenting opinions around here.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

dragon age origins is prob dated now visually but it's in 3rd person and in mechanics and story it's pretty good.

goole, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

dragons dogma is good, its like a mashup of elder scrolls and dark souls

am0n, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

not on pc though, sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoBvCbIi7YI

am0n, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

What about Diablo 3/Torchlight 2?

Also you might consider Fallout 3 even though it isn't fantasy because otherwise it's a very very similar game from the same developer. Big open world, RPG, lots of exploring.

Or maybe Legend of Grimrock though that's not third person.

Or maybe Fable 2, which is dumb easy fun.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:14 (ten years ago) link

guild wars 2?

am0n, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

morrowind, modded up, looks dope and is super fucking fun

adam, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

Witcher 2

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

morrowind, modded up, looks dope and is super fucking fun

― adam, Tuesday, July 2, 2013 6:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think I can walk every inch of Vvardenfell in my head now, I spent so much time there, and this post *still* makes me want to reinstall.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

Thanks, all!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

morrowind, modded up, looks dope and is super fucking fun
― adam, Tuesday, July 2, 2013 6:24 PM (2 hours ago)

agreed. also i like how everyone avoided mentioning oblivion

am0n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

when does elder scrolls online get released

worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

I think this time next year?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 5 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

:-(

worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

hahaha I can't discern anything at all about this by watching the video. There doesn't seem to be a narrative of any kind, but there's a sequence of talking heads of characters saying various things about Skyrim and then there's a montage—basically from what I can tell—of Skyrim footage and some other dialogue. The pacing of the video is somehow hypnotic, like each segment was given an arbitrary number of frames. This is the Lethal Weapon 3 of mod videos.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 18 July 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

There are some Let's Plays out there if you're interested

polyphonic, Thursday, 18 July 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

This is the Lethal Weapon 3 of mod videos.

― fields of salmon, Thursday, July 18, 2013 6:31 PM

i lol'd @ the butch cassidy waterfall scene

am0n, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

@ 2:23

am0n, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

Honest (but possibly naïve about mods) question: can anyone tell me what makes this a "mod"? It looks like a random selection of gameplay footage from the actual game, and does not have any discernible plot or features. Why would someone choose to play this—Skyrim as envisioned by a 19-year-old asperger—instead of the one developed by an entire team of experienced and well-paid adults?

fields of salmon, Sunday, 21 July 2013 11:26 (ten years ago) link

"Expect to sink over 20 hours in if you want to see it all. 9 new story-quests and 17 new side-quests across a world that’s roughly a third of the size of Skyrim. But it’s the incidental touches that most impress: all of the dialogue has been recorded, with over 30 people adding to the accent of the world. From what I’ve heard, they’re at least on par with the main game’s vocals. 40 new minutes of music have been specially recorded just for the mod as well."

Kid created an island that's basically a new continent. This is like free DLC.

Clay, Sunday, 21 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link

OK that makes sense.

fields of salmon, Monday, 22 July 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

how do I get mad cash in this game - I desperately need a house since I seem to spend half of my playing time switching items with Lydia or deciding which ones I need to drop cuz I've reached my carrying limit.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

did you do the quest for the trader in riverwood, retrieving the golden horn of something or other? that pays pretty well. also following the companionship storyline - their HQ is next door to the jarl's castle in whiterun. and searching every burial urn and dragur corpse in a dungeon tends to add up.

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

also, if you forage a lot of ingredients and find an alchemy table, there's an iphone app you can get that tells you the valid combinations to form potions. make a shitload of potions and go sell em.

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

dragon bones also fetch a pretty penny on the open market, if you're not planning to forge a dragon scale shield from them

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

also who have I become

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/history/images/hist_goldminer.jpg

or maybe it doesn't pay that well i can't remember

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 22 July 2013 15:53 (ten years ago) link

also, if you forage a lot of ingredients and find an alchemy table, there's an iphone app you can get that tells you the valid combinations to form potions.

i think one of my big problems (and i mean BIG problems - this is probably one of the biggest problems in the world) with these kinds of games is that something keeps me from looking up resources like that. like it's cheating or something. but then i can never figure out on my own how to combine ingredients to make cool shit, so i end up ignoring the whole thing altogether. same with minecraft/terraria.

Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

Two key points:

1. Eat one of every ingredient you find to discover one of the four possible potions, and to get a sense for what it might be generally good for.
2. The Thief guardian stone speeds up Alchemy skill improvement by 20%, as do the benefits from a good night's sleep (+10% for Well Rested or +15% for Lover's Comfort).

polyphonic, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

i like when you eat a bunch of them at once, as soon as you exit the menu the character is going "gah! euagh! hunh!" from the ones w/ negative effects

am0n, Monday, 22 July 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

I had to psych myself up for ages before eating the giant's toe. Character's reaction was not nearly 'yeuch!' enough.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Monday, 22 July 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

just imagine the jam under that toe nail :X

am0n, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

prob smells like aged mammoth cheese

am0n, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, just eat all the ingredients that you don't know the uses for. Then later on as your alchemy skill goes up and you start learning 2 or 3 or 4 uses for each one, eat them again. Selling potions is the best way to make money imo.

1) Look up a handful of really expensive potions
2) Figure out how to make them
3) Travel around collecting/buying ingredients
4) When you run out of money after spending it all on ingredients, make potions, starting w most expensive
5) Sell off all potions
6) Profit

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

Hmm curious as to how long it'd take me to make enough to afford a house

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

It really shouldn't take that long. I think I had a house when I was still crafting steel.

polyphonic, Monday, 22 July 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

also sometimes it's good just to get rid of some stuff. embrace the fact that you can't keep everything and carry it around, and you don't need to. it's a good life lesson too.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

once you've bought all the houses you'll soon find yourself carrying around 200 grand cuz theres nothing left to spend it on

am0n, Monday, 22 July 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

Houses aren't all the same price either, if it feels really out of reach its possible you're looking at one of the high end ones. Can't remember the full breakdown but I think the one in solitude was the most expensive, and the first I managed to buy was the one in whiterun.

JimD, Monday, 22 July 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

I think the Whiterun one costs 5000? That's a lot of potions to grind. Also, do I get the same price for my goods wherever I sell them or are some stores better than others?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

My grinding consisted of smithing and enchanting daggers.

Jeff, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

Kill a couple dragons, sell off the bones and scales, I made a ton of money that way

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

I think the Whiterun one costs 5000? That's a lot of potions to grind.

after a while just one of your potions will be worth more than that. the problem becomes waiting for the shops to re-up

goole, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

You shouldn't be settling down in a house if you don't have 5000 anyways - you need to be out fighting dragons and plundering dungeons!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Nah, skip the dragons and dungeons and just cook dinner and read every book in Whiterun.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

and go to bed early

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

become a bard so i can kill u

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

xp - might take a job at the farm if time allows

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFwYJaLD_I

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

So is it realistically possible to turn this game into a medieval version of the Sims? Would that be fun?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

i don't have but i'm pretty the hearthfire dlc is exactly that. build a house, adopt a child, etc.

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

lol... lets try that again

i don't have it but i'm pretty sure the hearthfire dlc is exactly that

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

Features

Ability to build and customize your own house.
You must purchase the land and use raw materials at a drafting table and carpenter's workbench to create rooms and furniture for your house.
Equip your home with arcane enchanters, armories, forges, gardens, libraries, shrines, stables, taxidermy, and more.
Three plots of land are available for purchase, in Falkreath Hold, Hjaalmarch, and the Pale.
The structure of each house consists of stone, clay, and wood.
Ability to adopt up to two children, who will move into your house.
Interact and play games to raise your new family.
Allow your child to keep a pet after it follows them home. Some creature followers can also be kept as a pet.
If you wish to adopt children without moving into a new home, you may add a child's bedroom to an already purchased home in a major city.
Ability to hire staff:
Turn followers into stewards, who can supply you with housebuilding materials, furnishings, and staff.
A carriage driver who can take you to small settlements as well as major cities.
A personal bard to perform at your home.
New activities, such as baking, beekeeping, farming, and fishing.
Requirement to protect your house from various enemies such as bandits, giants, skeevers, and more.

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

I bought it this week, haven't played it yet, will report back regarding its fun quotient.

you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

curious about dawnguard

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

remind me to never ever have children
i mean i get that this is just the avenue that his adolescent sense of mortality and angst is taking to manifest but holy shit that kid

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

the only thing frustrating about this game is the bugginess. it's easy as hell otherwise!

goole, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

tbf, it was a glitch that set off that silliness

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

kid is either a brat or faking being a brat

goole, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

tbf, it was a glitch that set off that silliness
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, July 23, 2013 5:03 PM

could u tell which quest he was doing? i couldn't make it out. also 99% of youtube is fake

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

that is the worst age on earth (not a boy, not yet a man) where some boymen on the edge of the bell curve still occasionally have freakouts like little kids, but it's so weird to see it coming out of someone who looks that old that upon witnessing the freakout you just want to quit your job and move out to the middle of the woods and stay there for the rest of your life in isolation.

Z S, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link

this is how i usually play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e55P2XF38O0

am0n, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

child otm

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

"sword him"

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

My son just says "seriously?!" whenever he dies in-game through some glitch/perceived injustice, then he reloads. Kids need to learn how to die.

Kind regards, (onimo), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 11:50 (ten years ago) link

my kids take delight in committing some awful act in skyrim, then reloading to undo it. once my daughter killed her wife and threw the body onto the fire in the living room of breezehome. one of their kids walked in, strolled up to the body, cocked her head to one side, and said, "oh. what happened?"

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i played dragon's dogma, i believe because of a mention in this thread. i think it was okay? i certainly liked it more before i sat through the terrible, long, final sequence. it is part of that genre of pretend open world rpgs, which tbh i kind of like. some of it was a bit broken, but the pawn idea was cute at least. certainly it was one of the worst plotted games of recent memory, with horrendous no budget voice acting/ translation out of the original french (i assume?). but most of the time it was actually fun to play. the giant monsters were a really nice feature although they got tired eventually and probably weren't hard enough. no real tactics, just doing he same shit over and over to whittle down a massive HP bar.

anyway, pretty good. i would neither recommend nor discourage

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 August 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

PS3 died just before xmas with me about 30% into this game - got a new machine now but cant describe how much losing that saved game hurts

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 17 February 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

You'll eventually lose game progress with one of the game breaking bugs. This will just get you used to the heartache.

Jeff, Monday, 17 February 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link

mmo got beat up in beta reviews pretty bad.

bnw, Monday, 17 February 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

xp noted... I feel 30% progress is the point where I might not have the courage to re-start a game (esp one as huge as Skyrim)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 17 February 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link

based on a day or two of beta testing, i thought the mmo succeeded in feeling more like an elder scrolls game than a mmo, but maybe too much so since there wasn't any clear advantage to working with other people. also having tons of other people running around doing quests in parallel with you but not actually interacting with you kind of breaks immersion, and these games were always mostly about immersion for me.

ciderpress, Monday, 17 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

based on a day or two of beta testing, i thought the mmo succeeded in feeling more like an elder scrolls game than a mmo, but maybe too much so since there wasn't any clear advantage to working with other people. also having tons of other people running around doing quests in parallel with you but not actually interacting with you kind of breaks immersion, and these games were always mostly about immersion for me.

agree on the immersion part. in the single player I would get all anxious sneaking through dungeons and in the mmo I just ran around and really didn't care about stealth (even tho I had a stealth character)

how is stealth even possible as a plausible game mechanic when there's other ppl running around?

gbx, Monday, 17 February 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

I just got Skyrim a few weeks ago (I'm v cutting edge with my gaming). I think I'm fundamentally missing some aspect of how to play this game, because I die constantly and it gets really annoying going back and redoing everything all the time. I read some stuff about levelling and now I'm wondering if I've fucked my character up already somehow, I'm that shit at it.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

you're not behind the times, I'm looking forward to playing this in a year or two!

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

I started on a new character a little while back after spending an obscene amount of time leveling my first dude up to the point where next to nothing hurt him and almost every enemy crumpled on one hit.

A couple of quick tips:

1) Don't rely on autosave. Manually save as often as possible.
2) When you're at a single-digit level, pick one or two or three things that you'd like to be good at, and do those things as much as possible and, when you level up, use your skill points on those things. So if you want to be a sneaky archer with awesome heavy armor, sneak and shoot arrows as much as possible and let dudes hit your heavy armor as much as possible. And that stuff will level up pretty quickly. It seems like a no-brainer, but it really is that straightforward. And I'll double down on the armor tip: getting hit is key to leveling up. It took me way too long to figure that out. Get hit, run away, heal up, go back and get hit some more.
3) Scavenge like a mofo. Lots of good stuff out there. When you kill someone, check their stuff and check the armor/weapon ratings against what you currently have. Upgrade if possible, as often as possible.
4) Just completely ignore the giants for a while. They will knock you the shit out.

I was a little iffy when I first started playing but Skyrim ultimately resolved into maybe my favorite game ever. And I'm not really that big a fan of sword and sorcery stuff, either. It's just solid and immersive and a whole lot of fun once you dig in.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

1) Don't rely on autosave. Manually save as often as possible.

TRUE

3) Scavenge like a mofo. Lots of good stuff out there. When you kill someone, check their stuff and check the armor/weapon ratings against what you currently have. Upgrade if possible, as often as possible.

BUT don't bother with food. I got really obsessed with cooking when I started playing this game, making different recipes ... and ultimately all of that was fun but not useful in the long run. Especially because it's a waste of salt. Ingredients for alchemy on the other hand are quite crucial.

4) Just completely ignore the giants for a while. They will knock you the shit out.

TRUE but let them knock the shit out of you a few times anyway. It's beautiful.

Also: there are two ways around the mountain and the other way is better imo

Hare far in are you, Colonel?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link

Oh, yeah. You do need to experience being pummelled by a giant at least once. Just, y'know, save your game first.

I never really bothered with cooking or food at all. I thankfully realized pretty quickly that it was mostly pointless. Conversely, it took me way too long to figure out the usefulness of smithing and enchanting.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link

I emphasized scavenging, but you'll learn over time that it's a selective activity based on how you choose to play. Like, you don't need to be constantly picking up ingredients if you don't have an interest in alchemy. When I first started, I picked up literally every basket and plate and tunic I happened upon. Quickly learned the pointlessness of that endeavor.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

Buy a house quickly so you can pile up junk in it.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

it's like you already know me

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

Acquire a follower and have them collect loot for you. If they pick it up themselves, they can carry an infinite load. If you try to trade stuff with them, they'll stop accepting at a point. Just don't accidentally kill your follower somewhere inconvenient while they're carrying 8,000 of your items. Because it sucks.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

With alchemy you can easily make tons of money, just look up the expensive potions and track those ingredients down. You can get into a loop going from town to town buying ingredients and selling the expensive potions and stockpile more than enough.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link

Oh the grinding.

Jeff, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm also yet to get to Skyrim (still playing Oblivion!) but what helped me enormously was buying a Prima guide, especially for setting my character up to start with. I like playing hands-off battlemage styles, so I made sure I picked a breton as theyre fairly immune to magical attacks. I'm subsequently hopeless at melees and even rats get all in my face but I can slay shit from miles with my staff ov doom.

Theres a few ES wikis that are useful as well.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 8 October 2015 03:25 (eight years ago) link

funny thread revival, just after I loaded this up too yesterday.

Not played it for a while, never got too far but remember collecting a lot of books that I wanted to read. When I logged in yesterday just couldn't remember anything, controls etc. Want to start from scratch I think, it seems to great a game to just ignore in my library.

(and I'm all Farming simmed out!)

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

"tooooooo" great a game, obv

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

As far as I've gotten with my new character, I've just been staying in that first town you visit and venturing out on little daytrips to level up and to mine ore (I've opted this time around to only use weapons and armor that I create myself). I've found that it's been a pretty decent way to reacquaint myself with the controls without butterfingering my way through life-threatening situations.

I had the best intentions of trying a semi-pacifist run this time (only defensive kills) but it's way too fun + easy to arrow people from the shadows. I haven't senselessly murdered any villagers inside of their shops, though, so that's something.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

Bizarrely, I just started a replay of this 2 days ago.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link

One tip I have is literally just sneak all the time - there's really no reason not to, and it passively buffs the skill whenever someone is around. I'm not in any way a stealth player in this game, but the surprise attack bonuses are totally key.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

My original character is undetectable in broad daylight if he's crouching and not moving much (and also has the armor that casually poisons enemies when he's in stealth mode). Thanks, sneak skill!

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

when i was playing this the character system was such that you had to do a little bit of advance planning to get the build you wanted in terms of perk selection. i never played after that patch that allowed you to roll skills over and cash in your perks (gameyest shit ever btw) so i guess that's sort of moot

goole, Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

i guess my only advice is to only pick up stuff that has at least a 10:1 cost:weight ratio (or any magic item you haven't disenchanted yet).

goole, Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

The skill point cash-in is tough to use, I've found. The first time I hit level 100 on a skill and opted to make it legendary, I didn't realize that that particular skill got knocked back down to 15. It wasn't worth the skill points that I got to redistribute in that instance. But if you figure out how to game it (my trick has been to grind away at and use skill points on skills I don't particularly care about and then redistribute them to the skills you want to hone), it's a cool option.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link

Or, wait, no, I just rapidly levelled up on non-essential skills and used the points I accrued on, like, becoming Master Sneaksmith.

Skin Boherts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

But if you figure out how to game it

once you've hit smith and enchant 100 and churned out all your maxed out gear you don't really need them anymore. alchemy too maybe if you brew up a huge enough inventory

goole, Thursday, 8 October 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

100 pickpocket lets u turn entire towns into nudist colonies

am0n, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link

still like playing this just to hear the soundtrack

am0n, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I got cocky after doing so well in Oblivion and finally fired up Skyrim a couple weeks back. After doing the first parts and killing the first dragon easily, I got overconfident and went "MAGE TIEMS" and walked on foot all the way up the mountain to the college.

...only to get sucked into a questline that forced me into a dungeon with the guild to hunt for some relics, that apparently is basically impossible to complete at my level (lol I'm only L4). Aaaaand I cant back out of the dungeon without beatnig the boss (wtf, Bethesda). Aaaaaand of course I have no saves from pre-dungeon, do I.

&*^&^$%^ I dont want to have to start all over again ;_;

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 03:30 (eight years ago) link

Also what the hell did they do to alchemy, it seems all kind of dumbed down now.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link

I'm trying to remember what quest/boss you're referring to. But try knocking the difficulty level down temporarily. I had to that a couple of times early on when I kept getting the shit kicked out of me (by dudes who are an easy one-hit kill nowadays).

The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link

Under Saarthal. It took an hour, and so much anger and swearing I thought I'd genuinely cracked, just to beat the sub-boss dragur. Apparently the end boss one has changing elemental protection, I'm short on good spells, and I think i already have the game on easy :( wah.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

I'm having a hard time remembering that place myself, but a quick Google search reveals a lever to a door out of that place somewhere near a blue orb? If that rings a bell? I remember one or two places in the game that I couldn't figure out how to get the fuck out of, and that might've been one of them.

The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 November 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Oh god if I can back out of that quest I totally will. I really need a prima guide for this damn thing.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 26 November 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

I would highly encourage multiple manual saves. They are literally and figuratively a lifesaver. Especially since your game will freeze up on you at some point. It's apparently inevitable. But the journey really is worth all of the little headaches.

The Squirrel Who Punched His Dad In The Neck (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 November 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

I enjoyed Saarthal quite a bit. Because it's an early quest I usually find these less buggy. The one that fucking killed me is the dwarven ruins thing that turns into a giant fungal underdark thing, Difficult, problematic, and impossible to enjoy in one sitting, although it's such an amazing idea. Recently got all the DLC and started a new playthrough before discovering that the vampire storyline intersects with that same ridiculous dungeon. Ugh.

fields of salmon, Friday, 27 November 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm gonna hunt down a copy of the Prima guide and read the shit out of that, then start again I think :(

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 27 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

temple of xrib was so good! no bosses tho iirc

ogmor, Friday, 27 November 2015 09:11 (eight years ago) link

Temple of Xrib? I was thinking of Blackreach (re: fields of salmon's post), which was one of the best bits of the game!

ledge, Friday, 27 November 2015 09:14 (eight years ago) link

Can't even remember if I came across the temple of xrib or not...

ledge, Friday, 27 November 2015 09:42 (eight years ago) link

oh wait yes blackreach is the bigger more mushroomy one... that is one of the better bits. xrib is a smaller cave full of falmer. been a while since I played this

ogmor, Friday, 27 November 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

always felt it was hard to build up a sense of identity w/ yr characters in this game bc despite it's hugeness it didn't feel like yr actions had much impact on how people reacted to you. i was happy to come up w/ ridiculous names & cycle through a variety of ridiculous hats tho.

ogmor, Friday, 27 November 2015 10:15 (eight years ago) link

interesting revival. i was thinking of maybe going back to Skyrim. i am much more a fan of swords/sorcery than Fallout-style.

does it hold up? my favorite thing ever was levelling up the bow and arrow so i could do bullet-time shooting a dozen enemies at once

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

I favored leveling up Illusion, sniper casting Fury/Frenzy/Mayhem is super entertaining, and generally just left a handful of maimed mooks to deal with.

Secondary leveling up Archery and Conjuration, a leveled up Bound Bow is available fairly early, and is pretty much the strongest weapon available til endgame.

Someday, I'll travel the Robbaz path to unarmed badassery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBiNx749Zw

Humean froth (Sanpaku), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Above should read:

Bound Bow is available fairly early, and levelled up is pretty much the strongest weapon available til endgame.

Humean froth (Sanpaku), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

I started from scratch, and it was a wise move! I'm already way more levelled up than I was when I got stuck, because I've been careful to just venture out on small raids, wander about, talk to a lot of ppl to get quests, etc.

Could stil really use the bloody prima guide, mind.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 30 November 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

i used this a lot when i got stuck - http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Skyrim
and yeah all the dwarven/blackreach stuff is awesome

am0n, Monday, 30 November 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

I played something like 120 or 160 hours of Skyrim. Great game but I wish the world was different. I don't like winter at all in real life and I hate the sight of snow. Also the towns and cultures are kind of a drag. Nords suck, the architecture sucks, and I don't care about the main storylines. But I have soooooooo much fun doing some of the smaller stuff and doing the dungeons.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 10:40 (eight years ago) link

I love snow. Imagine if Skyrim had a snowboarding element - carving clean lines down from the top of High Hrothgar \m/

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link

They sorta do, informally, if you force shout your companion off a mountain. Which is a thing I don't think I could ever get enough of.

I have no real affinity for sword 'n' sorcery stuff, generally. I love this game for the mechanics and the expansiveness and the granularity. Fallout appeals to me more conceptually but, to the relatively shallow extent I've played it, I haven't really gotten into it much. Whereas I've spent a truly obscene number of hours playing Skyrim.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 13:14 (eight years ago) link

i'd still like to try elder scrolls online, need to find a used copy

am0n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Also the towns and cultures are kind of a drag. Nords suck, the architecture sucks
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, December 1, 2015 5:40 AM

lol the towns are like 5 houses with 10 people roaming around waiting for you to trigger their fake interaction dialogue. witcher 3 works similar but somehow feels more real, the villages and cities in that are done almost perfectly. i do remember the skyrim dlc that adds the island to the map looking way cooler than everything in the mainland. even the winter snow people there seemed more interesting.

am0n, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I have to admit the sparseness of Skyrim vs Cyrodill is bothering me a bit. And the bleeeaaaakkkk snow. I want the quality and play of Skyrim but with Oblivion's maps included! I dunno I guess I just liked wandering in sunny verdant meadows picking flowers and fighting off spriggans and hangin' at Daedric shrines.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

Those spaces are certainly out there. The map is huuuuuuuge.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

Riften is pretty. Lots of trees and canals and stuff. Shame about the locals.

A few of the most glorious places are below ground.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

Yeah some of the caverns have been rather nice, with waterfalls and moss and things. I encountered my first trolls too, in a tower thing on the way round the mountain? I assume if I just pass that by they wont come after me - they were impossible to beat.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

You should be able to beat a frost troll pretty early in the game. The first one I recall was during the Seven Thousand Steps ascent. Not necessarily easy, but doable. Especially if you have a companion.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

If you come up against hard blocks, there's always back to the last save and more side quests. For my first playthrough, when I quick travelled everywhere and pushed through the main quest line, I'd do this often. For my second playthrough, I abstained from quick travel (making for a more interesting game, and forcing more strategic quest sequencing), and had levelled up to killing giants before I met Paarthurnax. Once I was silent casting Fury/Frenzy/Mayhem it was pretty much over for mobs, and I'd use Lydia or another companion as a HP sponge against bosses.

Humean froth (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

san are u playing fallout 4?

Mordy, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

I've decided to abstain from all addictive behaviors and compounds for the time being. To be honest, what I've seen of FO4 hasn't inspired much interest, but I may watch a few hours of a playthrough to see if its less of a wooden rehash than I fear.

Humean froth (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

Trolls gave me the fear early on but after I leveled up some I'd saunter through Labyrinthian with nothing but a bow and some swagger. Hang in there!

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

I just wish I had more time to dedicate to playing it!

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

Temple of Xrib? I was thinking of Blackreach (re: fields of salmon's post), which was one of the best bits of the game!

There's a fun easter egg of a sort in Blackreach: go to the main temple. climb one of the towers, use your Force Push Shout (or whatever it's called, the one that allows to you push people away) on the big disco ball that hangs from the ceiling, and see what happens.

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

Another fun easter egg that I discovered all by myself: go to Lost Valley Redoubt, and climb to the highest manmade ledge there. From up there you can see the lake way down below you. Jump straight to the lake so the massive fall won't kill you, and something interesting will happen.

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link

Also, there's a loophole that allows you to create ridiculously powerful equipment via enchanting and smithing, but I wouldn't recommend using it. (If you want to know how it goes: use alchemy to create a potion that enhances enchanting, then drink that potion to create clothes that enhance alchemy. Then wear those clothes to create more powerful "enhance enchanting" potions, drink those potions to create more powerful "enhance alchemy" clothes, etc etc. Once you've done this enough times, you can create potions that enhance smithing and enchanting so much that you'll weapons will do 10 times more damage and your armor will protect you 10 times more.) After I figured this out, I used it to make my weapons and armor super tough, but because of this the battles became increasingly boring, only on the highest difficulty level did they pose any challenge.

On the plus side, this allows you to use all those cool-looking clothes and weapons that are otherwise too weak, because pretty much any weapon or piece of cloth is strong enough after this treatment. Personally I used the smithing and enchantment potions to make a pair wooden swords (you know, the ones you normally give to your kids as a gift) into killer weapons, then went around slaughtering dragons and giants as a dual-wielding wooden-sword elf-woman. I've read from somewhere that someone else did the same to a fork (you can't enhance a fork's damage by smithing, but you can put damage-dealing enhancements to it) and became the Great Fork Killer.

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

"damage-dealing enchantments"

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 13:05 (eight years ago) link

Just played this again last night after having an out-of-commission PS3 for months. It looks amazing when you've been away from it for awhile!

I'm now remembering a few things that it took me waaaaaaaaaay too long to figure out during my first playthrough:
-That iridescent substance you occasionally see on floors? Yeah, that's flammable and something you can use to your advantage.
-The stone doors that open with the claw keys? Yeah, you'll notice that the combination is on the key if you examine it close up. You don't actually have to dodge an endless barrage of poison darts while trying every possible combination.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

Figuring out the flammable liquid thing was cool, but the stone door key thing is ridiculous! What's the point of those puzzles then, and why would anyone make a code key that has the code in the key itself? It's ridiculous!

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

I knew I'd eventually stumble upon something in this game that didn't make sense.

Any opinions on whether Oblivion is worth playing if one hasn't already? I mean, is there anything I'd likely get out of it that I wouldn't get out of Skyrim?

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

Oh i worked out the claw thing easily. The clue said its "in the palm of the hand"!

Loved figuring out the flammable oilslick tho. Wait near one, let all the dragur come at you, fire a blast at it, and step back and watch the 'splosions.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

I love Oblivion a lot btw - somethign about the older artwork/graphics has a soft, nice feel and its a warmer climate than skyrim. But after a while the dungeons and crypts - especially all the oblivion plane places - are verrrrry samey, which was disappointing.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link

yall should fuck w morrowind for real tho

adam, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

The draugr dungeons in Skyrim get pretty samey too, especially since the game has the same brown/grey colourscale pretty much everywhere. Skyrim is a better game in general, but one of the things I really liked about Kingdoms of Amalur was how the dungeons changed when you travelled the world, so in the forest lands for example they would have this gorgeous, colourful and psychedelic vegetation... But Skyrim is much bigger, so I guess repetitive dungeons is the price you have to play for depth. I would definitely getting the Dragoborn DLC thought, the ash/desert island it adds to the game is amazingly freaky compared to murky Skyrim, with weird (sometimes downright surreal) fauna and flora and weird colours. The other DLC (the vampire one) is not quite as good because it takes place in Skyrim proper, so all you get is some new enemies, new powers, and some new locations. (The creepy afterlife level in it is quite cool though.)

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

"I would definitely recommend getting the Dragonborn DLC"

Tuomas, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link

Dragonborn is good, I agree.

I was also thinking about checking out Amalur and/or Dragon Age to see how they measure up. Except that I know I'm probably just going to be disappointedly expecting them to be Skyrim.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

I think I have some "legendary" edition that includes all the DLCs? It keeps telling me i can adopt kids. Funny, I've sat on this boxed set for like 2 years + without playing it til now.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

It came with a giant, thick map printed on some kind of canvas paper!

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

You can adopt kids in the vanilla Skyrim too, but the Hearthfire DLC allows you to adopt more than one, and also build a home of your own (instead of just buying a home in one of the cities), with its own livestock, greenroom, library, etc. There's no big quests involved with it, but if you're the sort of person who enjoys role-playing and immersion and not just fighting draugrs, it's hours of fun.

Tuomas, Friday, 4 December 2015 10:19 (eight years ago) link

I was also thinking about checking out Amalur and/or Dragon Age to see how they measure up. Except that I know I'm probably just going to be disappointedly expecting them to be Skyrim.

IMO Amalur has a better main quest and better visuals than Skyrim... It doesn't adhere to the idea (seen in games like Skyrim and movies like LoTR) that "serious" fantasy fiction needs to have a brown/grey colour scale to feel more "realistic", so it has some gorgeous-looking, vividly-coloured locations and creatures. But on the other hand it has less role-playing options (no marriage, no kids, etc), and there are some irritating bugs (nothing game-breaking, but irritating nevertheless). And the biggest flaw I think is the difficulty; after you've done enough grinding, the game becomes too easy, even at the highest difficulty level. (This happened to me around the half-point in the main quest, though it was partially because I'd completed one of the two DLCs fairly early in the game, thus having done much more grinding than without the DLC.) And since the company that produced Amalur went bankrupt, the bugs and the difficulty issue will never be patched.

I'd still recommend Amalur for the storyline and visuals, just don't expect the gameplay to be as good as in Skyrim.

Tuomas, Friday, 4 December 2015 11:05 (eight years ago) link

IMO Amalur has a better main quest and better visuals than Skyrim... It doesn't adhere to the idea (seen in games like Skyrim and movies like LoTR) that "serious" fantasy fiction needs to have a brown/grey colour scale to feel more "realistic", so it has some gorgeous-looking, vividly-coloured locations and creatures.
― Tuomas, Friday, December 4, 2015 6:05 AM

not denying skyrim had too much brown/grey but amalur's graphics and color palette and other games like that are the fuckin worst. a game being in the fantasy genre shouldn't mean it has to look like a thomas kinkade eyesore.

am0n, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

yall should fuck w morrowind for real tho

― adam, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 December 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

never played morrowind but i hear that a lot. any recommended graphics/UI mods for a more modern experience?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 December 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

stop trying to make morrowind happen

goole, Friday, 4 December 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

well i was staying out of this thread but then tuomas was like the terrain in dragonborn is so interesting!

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 December 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

(adam: the morrowind graphics extender and various mods by Vurt are baseline but you can spend weeks of frustrated unRARing and from-scratch reinstalling on making morrowind look like skyrim. and that's before the fun even begins!)

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 4 December 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

A warning is that Dragonborn extends the level cap and introduces higher level enemies. Instead of "Draugr Overlord" as a boss you will find "Draugr Death Witch Soul Fiend" or something,

Make sure you have a good, recent, savegame before you go or you will not be coming back. It's brutal.

fields of salmon, Saturday, 5 December 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link

I beat the under saarthal boss easily this time. taking a companion everywhere is v useful (I have Faendal)

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 7 December 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

the other year i used a morrowind mod guide from the something awful forums to get it all pretty but the OG still looks good imo. the low poly count enhances the general visual weirdness at play.

adam, Monday, 7 December 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link

xpost Letting your companions do the bulk of the dirty work is a great way to deal with fights that are over your head. Just remember, though, only you can kill a companion (as I inadvertently learned the hard way).

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link

you sure they cant die? Mine got stuck in a flame-trap, and cos he was on fire and hurt he dropped to one knee which just kept burning him, I ended up flinging myself on him, but then I died, lol.

I understand some followers cant, cos theyre essential NPCs, but I didnt think that applied across the board.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link

On that note tho, I have also just found out that me and my follower(s) wont set off rune traps! SO HANDY TO KNOW THIS.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

All permanent followers become protected NPCs while they are actively following you. When your follower would die due to an enemy attack or a trap, they will be incapacitated for some time and begin to recover their health, just like essential NPCs; enemies will stop attacking or targeting them during this time. However, if they lose all their health again during this period, they will die for good. Thus, you should try to move the fight away from them, so that they are not hit by a stray arrow or area-effect spell. They can die from a damage-over-time effect that is stronger than their health recovery; most commonly those are caused by poisons.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

themoreiknow.gif

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

Actually re poisons I read if you give them cure poison bottles to hold, they'll drink em if they need em? Yet to test this one in situ.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

never seen an npc die by enemys hand, they usually just go into loop of fighting / falling to one knee. if you happen to smack them or hit em with a stray fireball they will drop dead. they're only a reloaded save away but some followers don't deserve the revive

am0n, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link

But they're sworn to carry your burdens even if they get an arrow to the knee.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link

Another helpful hint: companions can bear the brunt of even the most powerful force shout you can dole out. Keeping a proverbial leash on your companions can be difficult at times, so this trick is useful if, say, you're navigating your way down some rocky terrain and don't want your companion to get too confused about how to circumnavigate a particular boulder (this happens, particularly if any jumping is involved). Just force shout them off the side of the cliff and meet them at the bottom as they're dusting themselves off. And, unlike most other methods of assault, you can do this repeatedly without your companions getting pissed and attacking you or leaving your company. Be warned, though: I've also force shouted a companion or two off the side of a mountain out of frustration because he/she was being a navigational douche and I wound up losing them for a time. But you can always quickly get them back to your side by fast travelling to the nearest location on the map.

Most importantly: watching your companions rag doll through the air and into an abyss is a treat that no Skyrim player should miss out on.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

Who are your favourite companions, everyone?

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

"Favorite"? They're mostly different shades of irritating imo. The dog, maybe? Actually, the dark elf lady from the college was fine. Certainly not J'zargo or whatever his stupid name is.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

in my 3 playthroughs i don't think i had one for very long, maybe early game.

goole, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link

I think I accidentally killed all of my followers (except for elf lady, who works in my house).

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

Aela is my favorite. She's useful no matter what kind of character you have.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

It's not jzargo's fault he only has so much room to carry things.

ledge, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

It's totally J'zargo's fault that J'zargo always refers to J'zargo in the third person, though.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

I married Mjoll the Lioness and we were very happy together.

JimD, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link

Hey, that's my wife, too! What's the idea.....

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

I've Faendal as a follower and I can't marry him! rude.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 11:03 (eight years ago) link

Have you figured out how to get married? It's an unintuitive process that I finally had to just research (like curing vampirism). Involving an amulet from I don't remember where.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

IIRC, the priest who gives you the amulet clearly instructs you how to get married?

I married Mjoll the Lioness too in a lesbian wedding, but then I started to feel bad that this awesome barbarian woman stays home making me food, so I downloaded a divorce app and became single again. After that, Mjoll wasn't very happy to see me whenever I ran across her in Riften, but at least she's free again.

I think the biggest flaw in Skyrim marriage is that every character begins to speak and act in the same domesticated way once they are married, regardless of who they were before. My second wife is this fearsome Orc warrior, and it's pretty weird to hear things "It's lovely to see you again" or "Here, I baked you some pie" from her mouth. I think I'll have to divorce her too, and find some non-warrior woman who might actually enjoy staying at home and taking care of my two daughters.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 December 2015 08:31 (eight years ago) link

I guess I could take my wife with me on quests, so she wouldn't have to sit at home baking pies, but I specialize in stealth and long-distance archery killings, so followers are usually useless or even detrimental to me.

Btw, looking for lesbian marriage made me realize the inherent racism in Skyrim... AFAIK there's only one lizardwoman you can woo, and no catwomen at all. Dunno if it's any better with men?

Tuomas, Friday, 11 December 2015 09:50 (eight years ago) link

As for followers, the jester guy from the assassins' guild side quest is pretty funny, because he tends to crack inappropriate jokes about the situations you get into. But even that gets boring after a while.

Tuomas, Friday, 11 December 2015 09:54 (eight years ago) link

Essential followers cannot, I think, die under any circumstances.

Dan I., Saturday, 12 December 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link

Blackreach is, uh, ambitious and disorienting. For some reason I swear that playing through it with the vampire DLC installed changes the experience slightly. I don't remember those flying bugs at all. Somehow I completely skipped the nirnroot hunt as well.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 17 December 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

have you been to blackreach... on weed?

am0n, Thursday, 17 December 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

Do I wanna be pretty levelled up before I attempt there? I'm still only about level 15 (been too busy to play games lately)

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

IIRC, there's nothing too overpowered in Blackreach. There are some giants, but they're avoidable. Lots of falmer hiding in the darkness. I think there might be some spheres? If you haven't encountered those yet, you might want to brace yourself.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

It's an enormous area, though, without many exits. And it's largely dark and sometimes difficult to navigate. So keep that in mind.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

I dont think Ive encountered falmer or spheres yet! Giants only in the meek, skulking distance. Not impeding on those fuckers.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 18 December 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

It was pretty tough even getting to Blackreach for me. If you can get there, it's probably safe to be there.

polyphonic, Friday, 18 December 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

I don't think you can go there at all until you've met Paarthurnax. That's what the Wiki implies, anyway.

polyphonic, Friday, 18 December 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

Elder Scroll series is 75% off on Steam right now. Tempted to buy Skyrim again.

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/elder-scrolls/

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link

Huh. I'd buy Elder Scrolls Online if I thought there was a chance in hell my laptop could handle it.

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Has anyone here spent any time with ESO?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 December 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

nope

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

I'm put off by the concept of MMORPGs, due to the Hell is Other People factor tbrh. 10 mins on WoW back in the day was enough for me.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

If I could play it on a private server with a few mates it might be a diff story.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

i tried eso for a couple of days. nice looking game but main problem i had with it is that it doesn't have the elder scrolls feel and the mmo part of it is kind of wack. so failing on those 2 fronts, its kinda hard to recommend

i did put boot camp on my macbook recently and installed skyrim and dark souls. looks really good, can't wait to start modding it

am0n, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

this story is amazing

https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717163582115307521

ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Most followers have "protected" status or something, but I always fight hard and expect them to just fill in the gaps with magic etc.—side note, is there a follower who just heals you repeatedly? that would be good. But I guess the dogs are not "essential" quest items or whatever. My loyal vampire hunting dog fought along side me for so long, but then, in the dwemer ruins, his AI pathfinding struggled to get out of the water. He just ran and ran and ran into the side of the underwater wall. I thought that leaving would cause him to teleport to me, like Serana always does, but when I went back I found him floating in the water.

... Just floating there...

I debated going to get the other vampire hunting dog I didn't choose, but it was just too sad, so I left.

fields of salmon, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

Huh. I thought you personally had to kill your followers/companions for them to die. Goes to show what I know.

My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link

I liked having a companion but he and any other followers in quests kept getting in the bloody way because im a distance fighter and I'd keep inadvertently shooting everyone on my team, to cranky shouts of "hey! I'm on YOUR SIDE!".

...my bf swapped the PS3 for the PS4 in my little cave recently so now I cant play Skyrim anymore and I am sadface :(

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

(unless I go and buy a PS4 copy and START ALL OVER AGAIN I suppose)

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three months pass...

Started playing this again after F4 turned out to be meh. Going as a goth magic caster this time round since I didn't really do the magic stuff last time. Deep into it already.

I spent an evening whacking a load of mods on, using this video as a base (there's a handy googledoc with all the mods). It makes Skyrim look like it came out in the last 6 months, relaly beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sg8tqqrKtI

barbarian radge (NotEnough), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

when's this getting HD remade

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

do steam folks get the remaster free or is it being treated as a 'new' game?

ciderpress, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

remake comes out in October.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 19:29 (seven years ago) link

And yeah it's a free update for existing PC owners.

JimD, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

My understanding is one has to have the base game and all the DLC for the free Skyrim remaster.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Thursday, 1 September 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

what, you can't simply walk into Markarth?

wan bobolink (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 September 2016 21:39 (seven years ago) link

i have been thinking about playing this again. it was way better than any of the Fallouts imo.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 2 September 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

I think back to Bergson's formulation of comedy as "something mechanical encrusted on the living." Bethesda games, to me, are about "something living encrusted on the mechanical." For all their clunkiness, there are always little events that seem unscripted or spontaneous and therefore joyful. They're usually bugs, to be fair, but I'm glad Bethesda doesn't try to limit them by designing more limited games.

fields of salmon, Friday, 2 September 2016 08:09 (seven years ago) link

Inspired by this revival, I loaded up an old saved game and just started killing everyone and everything I encountered, which quickly spiraled out of control and got pretty exciting just before the game inevitably froze up completely. Ahhh, there's that old Skyrim experience I'd forgotten!

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

no mods for ps4 version

am0n, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/b31c4ced285e73f40c884d009c5a7da6-650-80.png

I only play strategy games and first person RP/adventure, where a 90° FOV on a desktop monitor is way more immersive. Consoles cost more than an adequate video card. Mods are icing for me.

TBF, the last console I personally owned was a Mattel Intellivision.

gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

i was hanging out w some people irl and someone mentioned Skyrim. then someone asked me if I knew about the best build. he said to put all your points into stealth and magic, so that you can sneak up to anything and do massive crit damage. you cast a stealth spell and then do the leveled up surprise attack. apparently dragons will go down in 2-3 hits. has anyone tried this?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 November 2016 04:33 (seven years ago) link

I bought this a couple weeks back in anticipation of getting a PS4 copy of the game:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51MJNhHxZ7L._AC_UL320_SR300,320_.jpg

1200 pages of awesome.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 18 November 2016 05:18 (seven years ago) link

wow - what is that?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 18 November 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

My longest-played character has legendary stealth (making him effectively invisible while in crouch, even in broad daylight) AND some sort of life-sucking cloak that instantly chips away at enemy health whenever he's nearby AND legendary two-handed abilities + hardcore magically-crafted weapons that one-hit kill pretty much everything but a dragon. So leveling up hardcore on enchanting, crafting, one- or two-handed combat (depending on your preference, as I also have daggers that fuck some shit up), and stealth has proven to be a pretty solid plan.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

i have perfect stealth and it makes you far from invisible in daylight (on PS3 anyway) - but it does allow you to grind thru dungeons picking off everything at a distance (especially combined with Aura Whisper) so a bunch of my other skills have basically awesomed up in its wake

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Huh. It's possible that have some additional enhancements that enable my daylight invisibility. It's been a while.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to make my dude as close as I could get to omnipotent and invulnerable. Which, unsurprisingly, took some of the fun out of playing.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

i dunno if Stealth at 100 is legendary or not tbf, and since i got it there i've stopped wearing stealth-enhancing armours, so maybe i cd be stealthier

anyway, i do love a good sneak and throat slash, so yeah

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

basically maxed out stealth, then armourer, then enchantment. but aggravatingly now it's taking a lot longer to level and i have hardly got any of the enchantment perks. next time i do this i'd grab them earlier i think

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's when you have to start using the legendary skills function. Bite the bullet, legendary out your hard-won level 100 stealth, watch it drop to 50 or whatever, and then use some secondary skills as a crutch as you slowly build that skill level back up and, in so doing, slowly crank your character level up, as well. AFAIK, that's the only way to effectively level up once you start getting really powerful because using 100-level skills doesn't contribute anything to your overall character level.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

i've been thinking about losing the armorer, it's pretty easy to build back and i've got a spare set of dragonscale gear ready to enchant when i've got all the perks. just can't quite bring myself to do it yet tho, feels a bit of a cheat somehow.

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

I kinda get that, but it does crank the game up a notch when a well-honed skill you've grown reliant upon is suddenly stripped away. It's a weird system of leveling, though, for sure.

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 November 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

i never played this past the patch where you could go legendary and turn your perks in. i did have carefully worked out character development plans; alchemy, smithing and enchanting at 100 were always part of it. the interactions of those three at max levels was just unholy.

goole, Friday, 18 November 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

i don't even really need the stealth at this stage! i wander about in the open and anything that comes at me gets fucked up sword and shield style pretty quickly so it's not like i can't do this but it's not like i need to really, just have a yen to make a ridiculously enchanted suit of armour

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 November 2016 18:01 (seven years ago) link

wow - what is that?

Its the Prima special edition guide for the new re release. Hard cover, 1200 pages, weighs a ton. Heaps of excellent info.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 21 November 2016 02:51 (seven years ago) link

BTW downloaded and installed the new versh from steam on weekend and tried to run it - ASUS laptop with NVidia GT720M.

It wont run - wont even fucking *start* - and I dont know if its a too low specced card, or some random windows or nvidia bug.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 21 November 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link

too bad one can't transfer saved games from PS3 to PS4 - not sure I have the heart to start from scratch on the new version

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 21 November 2016 09:56 (seven years ago) link

Yeah same :/ I mean i wasnt massively far in, but ugh, it seems silly.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Ugh this thread is making me wanna buy skyrim for the 3rd time.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 08:09 (seven years ago) link

I got the new download working on my PC. Bye bye life.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

BTW this is lovely for stressed out days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZtRmx1Dyk

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 28 November 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

I've picked this up again over the past week. I'm still shocked that, after playing it for hundreds of hours, there are still places I haven't seen and quests I haven't started and doors I haven't figured out how to unlock and stuff I haven't leveled up, etc. I think you could easily milk this game for a decade (assuming continued interest in doing so).

i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 November 2016 05:49 (seven years ago) link

Picked up the remaster at Gamestop's Black Friday (Weekend) Sale yesterday. Trepidatious about playing it again.

Gukbe, Monday, 28 November 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

£3 on steam right now

jamiesummerz, Monday, 28 November 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link

I got that and the 2k texture pack mod, feeling that the remastered edition might be a bit of a scam that should contain a mandatory warning on the box that it has been rendered obsolete by the witcher 3

I also got the mod that lets you have a cloak

The sunsets are very nice

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 28 November 2016 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Did the OG game used to have rain and fog? It seems thats new, but maybe I'm just not remembering.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 28 November 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

going back round again to play levels I haven't previously and, albeit the Stormcloaks are mostly pretty racist, the game doesn't give you much reason to join the Legion imo, torturers, appeasers, general douchebags as they are. would appreciate a bit more incentive to join up early on, apart from that one guy who you escape Helgen with being hospitable. even he sits around going "I love massacring me some Stormcloaks" once he gets home.

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 08:42 (six years ago) link

actually I only want a better reason to join up for dubious reasons of character internal role-playing consistency, I'm fairly comfortable with the way the Elder Scrolls consistently portrays the colonial power as torturers, appeasers, douchebags etc

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 08:43 (six years ago) link

joined the Legion simply cuz they were the first ones to ask me to join

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Bumping this as I begin my journey, which was partly inspired by watching a Youtuber play on Survival.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

Journey on, it's the bestest

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

Ohhh bud, you're in for a treat. The closest I've come to 100%-ing a game. Still just dip in from time to time, craft some armor, ride a dragon, murder an entire town.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

does this suck on twitch?

i probably put like 90hrs into it on a slightly dodgy mac port, and made it maaaaaaaybe halfway through the main story

gbx, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:25 (four years ago) link

by twitch do you mean switch or do you mean watching other people play it which yes does suck

ciderpress, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:31 (four years ago) link

the switch version is good

ciderpress, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jgwdkxzg78

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:35 (four years ago) link

God, the Companions are douchebags.

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link

lol, that video is fantastic. That mirthful giggle when she first kills someone.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:43 (four years ago) link

I got bored of her rambling before it got that far

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

I crawled my first dungeon last night and totally enjoyed it! I did bring a companion along, don't know if that's considered cheating, but I've got my first shout now is the important thing.

I'm not too sure why I enjoyed this so much more than Witcher 3, but I'm going to chalk it to to the combat mechanics. Janky as it is in Bethesda games, it at least didn't grind to a halt. Oh, and the loading times!

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

Taking somebody with you is totally not cheating but I find it really annoying, they fuck up my stealth

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

Companions are fine + perfectly acceptable except for the rare companion who won't hang the fuck back when you tell them to. In those cases, I advise Unrelenting Force shouting them off a cliff at every opportunity (once you unlock the majesty of that particular shout, of course).

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link

Any general suggestions on perks to invest in? Is the strategy similar to Fallout New Vegas (speech, pickpocket/lockpicking, bartering, etc.)?

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

There's one good one in - I think - the Illusion tree that lets you spellcast silently. Combined with invisibility makes you a total ninja

A rat done bit my sister Nell with Biden on the nom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link

by twitch do you mean switch or do you mean watching other people play it which yes does suck

― ciderpress, Tuesday, March 31, 2020 3:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol yes switch

gbx, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

Are you aware of Skyrim's Legendary leveling, Leee? Once you hit level 100 on any skill tree, you can opt to go 'Legendary', at which point your perks under that tree can be redistributed wherever you like.

Generally, though, yes: leveling sneak up to the point of becoming invisible is well worth it. Smithing and enchanting if you want to construct all of your own equipment rather than relying on whatever's lying around. I also like keeping my archery leveled all the way up. Otherwise, I'll max out, like, heavy armor, make it Legendary, redistribute my perks, and then use light armor for a while until it's maxed out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link

Also, if you haven't yet, save your game (I reemphasize: SAVE YOUR GAME), and go throw a punch at a giant to see what happens. It's a gas.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Make sure you install the Thomas the Tank Engine mod as well.

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

I miss this game. Left it at 60% when I transitioned from PS3 to PS4. Been meaning ever since to give it another go but kids got in the way.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

My saves on ps3 got corrupted :(

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link

Oh noooo, my deepest condolences.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

I forgot to mention I'm going for a mage build as a Dark Elf. I already put a perk into Destruction, and I've got one more point banked.

Are you aware of Skyrim's Legendary leveling, Leee? Once you hit level 100 on any skill tree, you can opt to go 'Legendary', at which point your perks under that tree can be redistributed wherever you like.

I didn't know that -- thanks for the tip!

go throw a punch at a giant to see what happens

I've had this spoiled, but have yet to actually witness the outcome. Throwing that onto the to-do list!

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link

I killed Lydia! D:

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Friday, 3 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

lol, I think I accidentally did that, as well.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link

Serana or gtfo.

Publius Covidius Naso (pomenitul), Friday, 3 April 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link

hmm, somehow I never got a companion. I'm not sure where I went wrong and perhaps might explain why I never got more into this game

Ste, Saturday, 4 April 2020 11:20 (four years ago) link

I always play with companions since my tactics is generally to get someone else to do initial damage while I spell long distance casts from a safe distance. I also like to taunt giants to lure them toward enemy camps and watch the chaos unfold

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link

Ste, you just have to talk to a bunch of people. A lot of the towns will just have some random dude sitting around bored off his ass and itching to die horribly amid your quest for a new sword.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:37 (four years ago) link

Worth a revisit then, if only to try the house building dlc I recall having.

I believe my previous game was halted when I got stuck on some off map area, I was invading some fort with some other guys, but my skills were rubbish and I couldn't defeat them. Somehow I couldn't get out of the area and back to the main map without completing the quest.

I did try the VR mode, but combat just makes me a bit sick if I'm honest.

Ste, Saturday, 4 April 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link

Dipped back in this afternoon. Remembered that I was a werewolf, ran around for a half hour indiscriminately devouring every living thing I encountered, took a header off a cliff and died. Good times!

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 April 2020 22:03 (four years ago) link

omg yeah that reminds me when i had contracted Vampirism, waht a bloody nightmare!

Ste, Sunday, 5 April 2020 09:07 (four years ago) link

Some updates:

- I bought a house at Whiterun.
- I made it to Windhelm after some cultists tried to assassinate me, then traveled to Solstheim and completed some missions. I'm probably going back to Skyrim because I didn't realize that this was DLC, and anyway, I have too much loot on me right now.
- I played tag. I won.
- I've done some digging and will probably be selling my dragon bones, since I'm going to for a sneaky dark mage, and I'll eventually be aiming at Dragonscale and/or glass armor.
- In the meantime, I'm squishy as hell! I've tried to enchant some items and the results have been pretty weak, like a magicka regen of 1%. I probably need to perk that up.
- I need to figure out how to trap souls for my enchanting! I've got the spell, but haven't quite gotten to using it. Maybe on my next dungeon crawl.
- Trying to get a mammoth tusk for a quest has been lol, mostly because it could be soundtracked to Benny Hill music.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Monday, 6 April 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link

Leveling up yr magic can get a little grindy. Just keep casting. Like when I was trying to raise my Restoration level, I'd just keep casting Healing over and over even when I didn't need to be Healed.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

For trapping soul, you need to have empty soul gems on hand. You can find them all over dungeons and buy them in shops, whatevs. But make sure they're empty if you're trying to fill them with souls. And I think you need to cast the spell and then kill the entity upon whom you cast the spell within a limited time? It's been a while because I've been coasting on the dozens of soul gems I filled for quite a while now.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link

Yep, I have an academic understanding of the mechanics of trapping souls, but I haven't put it into practice yet, mostly because I feel a little too squishy to spend magicka on anything but flaming enemies.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:10 (four years ago) link

I just played an amazing dungeon that was part of the Hangover quest. So the dungeon is filled with mages, most of whom I can easily dispatch, but at the end I have to fight a fairly high level wizard who throws lightning at me, which I didn't realize also saps my magic on top of pretty sizable damage, meaning I died to this bastard a bunch of times. Out of a sense of let's try something else, I see a hallway I haven't explored yet and sneak into it, and I see that it has a trap where a spiked gate that slams into anyone who steps on a pressure plate. I think that maybe I can lure the wizard into this trap, if he avoids it at least I'm in a place that has a choked point. So I sneak attack him to knock off about a third of his hp, and he starts looking for me as I hightail back to the corridor. He steps on the trap and BOOM the spiked gate finishes him off. The level design and the challenge and the novel solution plus the quest line all made tqhis quest... A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:38 (four years ago) link

yeah, for all the dungeonses linearity you have some real fun leeway in how you go about dealing with the baddies

Pliny O'Toole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 April 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

I'm missing Lydia (RIP) now, because the one housecarl I have access to is Valdimar, and nearly every time I try to give him stuff to carry, he asks me, "Do you want something my thane, or do you want to give me something?" in his deliberate Nordic drawl, which is driving me crazy.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link

maybe a similar mission, or the same, but I had something similar which took many many attempts and could only be achieved by using a rush shout to cover the distance to the magician, then knocking him unconcious, trying to deal as much damage as possible whilst eating all the apples/bread to keep my health up and once he revived, trying to knock him unconcious again.. any gap or slight deviation would just destroy me and i'd have to start again...

I swear, I took days replaying that same 40 sec part till I had it right, man I miss my Skyrim save on my PS3...

my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 14:46 (four years ago) link

Was there a portal you could go into after you beat the boss? I just finished another quest that culminated in going to another plane of existence to fight a warlock and some high level minions that I had to cheese, but the loot was worth it.

I've been putting off choosing a side, I mean, I instinctively am against imperial hegemons, but I'm a dark elf and the Stormcloaks are racists. Then again, the Stormcloaks weren't the ones who swooped in on a fort I cleared of bandits before I had a chance to collect all the loot because I was already overburdened.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Saturday, 18 April 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

stormcloaks might as well be wearing red Make Skyrim Great Again hats, i couldn't deal with their racist bullshit when i played through in 2011 or whatever but revisiting in this era it's like gah

Clay, Sunday, 19 April 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

xps: Yep, illusion tree (which complements with conjuration tree) is easy mode. Spy foes at a distance, cast fury/frenzy/mayhem, twiddle your thumbs, repeat as necessary, send in a atronach to mop up the lone wounded survivor. It's kinda fun with despicable factions (which also include Stormcloaks for me). Playing assassin, just be invisible, all the time. Works perfectly in the basic game, but it has its downsides in character progression facing late game bosses (unless you work up magicka potion making).

The last time I played through (fighting a depressive episode in late 2016) I recall I was barely ever wounded. Just infinite money from potion making, no one could ever see me, most adversaries died to fraternal violence, and my dagger had a 15x damage bonus.

If the basic gameplay loop wasn't so airtight, I might play this again, but forbid myself the "easy mode" perks (which also include archery and all the crafting skills). The lingering appeal seems really in the lore, in 2016 I actually read all the books in a Kindle compilation; its a pretty rich universe, and 15% of the books are actually good writing.

speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:15 (four years ago) link

Wow. Always wondered who would ever read all those random books

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Sunday, 19 April 2020 08:18 (four years ago) link

Most of the texts are only couple pages on the Kindle; 30 seconds to skim. It's a better experience than finding books 2 and 4 of a 4 or 9 volume set in game. I recall the collection was 3 nights for me.

Mind I'd never played the prior games (something like 60% of the books are grandfathered in from them), and am not much of a fantasy-lit fan, yes I made it through LotR as an 11 year old, but balked at Silmarillion. But the nature of the assemblage, built up in geological layers over 5 games, means its a pretty rich universe, with some weird things offscreen. Sometimes one just wants to inhabit a distant universe.

There are whole YouTube channels devoted to exploring obscure corners of the lore, if one just wants to put it on in the background.

speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Sunday, 19 April 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link

i read something recently that said they only really started putting the lore in in Morrowind, but i've never really played Arena or Daggerfall, too clunky. conflicting narratives is a big part of why i love the Elder Scrolls tbh

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

stormcloaks might as well be wearing red Make Skyrim Great Again hats, i couldn't deal with their racist bullshit when i played through in 2011 or whatever but revisiting in this era it's like gah

So it's choosing between Trump and W? Wonderful.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

I pay zero attention to pretty much any video game narrative because narrative is, for whatever reason, the thing that pretty much every video game does the worst. So I've done a pretty good job of ignoring whatever story was taking place throughout the hundreds of hours I've spent on this game.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

Narrative has never been Bethesda's strong suit, although Morrowind comes close.

Designers are at pains to reconcile the linear demands of narrative as it unfolds over time (no matter how non-linear the yarn itself purports to be) with the countless options that we have come to expect from video games, which value agency above all. Games such as Skyrim, which stake everything on the freedom to wander, tend to fail as vehicles for storytelling in the traditional sense. Conversely, Planescape: Torment or – if reviewers are to be believed, as I haven't played it yet – Disco Elysium excel in terms of sheer writing, to the extent that gameplay and narrative become indistinguishable. The Witcher 3 comes closest to synthesizing open world design with a story arc worth a damn but it's still too simplistic in the latter department to fully impress (the side quests and DLCs, on the other hand, are stupendously good for the genre).

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link

Note to self: the next time I kill two dragons on my way to a dungeon, gov back to my house to drop off the damn bones and scales. Seriously, I think a quarter of my time playing thus far has been debited solely to inventory management.

Triceratops Vowell (Leee), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 06:37 (three years ago) link

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— Leee (@plechazunga) April 24, 2020

Let’s see if that works, sorry for the PS store link.

Judd Apatowsaurus (Leee), Friday, 24 April 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

One positive of having a companion is that you can make them lug your shit around. Until they die in a battle and you have to make multiple trips back and forth between their corpse and your home in order to get all your shit back.

Yes, inventory management can be a big time suck in this game.

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 24 April 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

Ah that video came out darker than I expected, it shows me trying to firebolt a frostbite spider in a mine but missing, then resorting to shouting at it which launched it straight up.

Yeah I've been rolling with a companion mage as a pack mule that happens to conjure ice atronachs. I've actually reloaded a previous save if I accidentally kill them to avoid just that scenario, though I didn't do it when I killed Lydia because a) the fight was tough and I didn't want to go through with it again and b) it was in Whiterun so I didn't have to go far to recover the loot.

Judd Apatowsaurus (Leee), Friday, 24 April 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

Always go with the companions that cannot be killed!

Dan I., Saturday, 25 April 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

Somehow lost Lydia swimming in high seas near Winterhold and now I’ve lost all the loot she was carrying for me

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Sunday, 26 April 2020 06:52 (three years ago) link

Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you seen Lydia, oh Lydia my pack mule lady

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 April 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

I just picked up a perk where my attacks no longer hurt my companions, so time to let 'er rip!

Judd Apatowsaurus (Leee), Sunday, 26 April 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

I tried playing this for the first time a couple weeks ago but didn't get very far. It's very pretty but it also makes me very anxious playing it! Maybe I'm not cut out for CRPGs.

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 24 August 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

lol i get that a lot, i don't think playing stealthy helps

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 August 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Every time I come back to this after an extended absence, I'm all like, 'this is one of the best games ever, why would I ever take an extended absence from playing it,' and I'll have a good ol' time for a couple of hours and then the game will inevitably freeze up for no goddamn reason and I'll lose all of the progress I've made in the couple of hours I've been playing and then I'm all like, 'ohhhhh, yeah, this is why I take extended absences from playing it.'

(FTR, I'm pretty sure I turned off autosave because I read somewhere that the autosave function increases the likelihood of random freezeouts, but the failing to manually save is I guess all hubris on my part. But seriously, the brokenness of this game is only just slightly outweighed by its awesomeness.)

Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 August 2023 02:35 (eight months ago) link


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