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VJ edgecombe 34 pts on 13/16 shooting. third most points in an NBA debut all-time, the most since wilt chamberlain in 1959

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:55 (seven months ago)

wemby: 1 million dunks (nba record)

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:56 (seven months ago)

Rip old stats thread

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:38 (seven months ago)

Wemby 40-15 0 tos first time since wilt or one of those old bigs

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:39 (seven months ago)

luke kornet 3 fouls, one of them flagrant, in his first 4
minutes on the court with a new team. wondering if anyone's ever topped that.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:57 (seven months ago)

SGA 55-8-5-2-1, 23 of those points at the line

Thunder 1st team ever to open the season with b2b 2OT games

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:01 (seven months ago)

I was wondering how often any teams has played b2b multiple OT games...Spurs somehow played two triple OT games in a row in Dec 2014, which was the only time that happened since the Baltimore Bullets of 1951

symsymsym, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:51 (seven months ago)

aaron gordon 7/7 from three in the first half, tying the all time record for most 3s in the first half without a miss

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 October 2025 03:55 (seven months ago)

jokic 33-15-16-3

Tonight was Nikola Jokic’s 78th career game leading BOTH teams in points, rebounds and assists.

That’s the most such games by any player since the 1976 NBA-ABA merger, 10 more than the next closest player (LeBron James - 68).

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 November 2025 06:03 (seven months ago)

crazy

Timberwolves Defensive ratings stats on/off for Gobert are crazy, either second best in the league or so far beyond the worst you need the hubble telescope to see it

With Gobert (247 min): 118.1 ORTG, 109.4 DRTG, 8.7 net rating
Without Gobert (107 mins): 120.1 ORTG, 144.2 DRTG, -24.2 net rating

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 18:11 (six months ago)

144.2 is unfathomable. and that sample size isn’t that small

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:12 (six months ago)

it's been interesting, watching Rudy Gobert 100x more than I ever would have in a lifetime. He's a singularly weird and great and terrible and frustrating player. And almost everything he really does well are the types of things that are not suited to be appreciated in the social media highlights era, and everything he's terrible at sticks out like a sore thumb.

like a combination of a defensive savant and a guy that seems like he's seeing a basketball for the first time in his life.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:43 (six months ago)

sometimes the way he drops an easy pass as if he has two canoe paddles for hands it's like...i don't even know

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:52 (six months ago)

i think ive said this before but best seats i ever had at a game was like 8th row and suns were playing jazz. seeing gobert at like eye level was so shocking. on tv he looks like a normal skinny tall nba player but he would barely be bending over and his hands we're like at his shins, shoulders way more broad than it seems, then he'd put his arms out wide and i have no idea how anyone completes a pass or gets a shot off in his vicinity. ive seen shaq with pretty good seats, and it was even more alien than that somehow. but i do remember how clunky he was on offense, just no feel or touch. i still think the most unlikely shot in nba history is that game 7 shot clock running down fadeaway to help put the nuggets away a couple years back.

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:07 (six months ago)

zach lowe, nate duncan et al have been noting that it looks like he’s slowing down in terms of being able to move his feet and contest shots at the rim

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:10 (six months ago)

yeah I mean he's at the age where he's not going to get better

he also had that one bizarre outburst against the Lakers in the playoffs last year where he scored 27 points and looked incredible on offense for one day

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:11 (six months ago)

that was wild

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:29 (six months ago)

i think ive said this before but best seats i ever had at a game was like 8th row and suns were playing jazz. seeing gobert at like eye level was so shocking. on tv he looks like a normal skinny tall nba player but he would barely be bending over and his hands we're like at his shins, shoulders way more broad than it seems, then he'd put his arms out wide and i have no idea how anyone completes a pass or gets a shot off in his vicinity. ive seen shaq with pretty good seats, and it was even more alien than that somehow. but i do remember how clunky he was on offense, just no feel or touch. i still think the most unlikely shot in nba history is that game 7 shot clock running down fadeaway to help put the nuggets away a couple years back.

― Spottie, Friday, November 7, 2025 1:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this last part was unnecessary and needed to come with a trigger warning

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 22:33 (six months ago)

lol im sure like the lebron game 7 block for me, i just have to avert my ears/eyes when it gets shown or talked about

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:02 (six months ago)

luckily rudy gobert highlights dont get much burn

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:08 (six months ago)

Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:
38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)

also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 11 November 2025 03:33 (six months ago)

grayson allen 42-2-4-3 in 28 minutes (10 3s)

Spottie, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 19:03 (six months ago)

jokic was 16/19 from the field tonight for 35 points, 15/17 from 2 point range. (at least one of those misses was a missed tip-in/OREB.)

he’s now shooting .786 from 2 point range for the season

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 06:40 (six months ago)

Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:
38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)

also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do

I paid 500 to sit on the 4th row and witness this. Worth every penny. Sorry Vuc! RIP.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 13:25 (six months ago)

hell yeah

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 19:09 (six months ago)

money well spent

Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 20:08 (six months ago)

Jokic so far in November:

- 32.0 PPG
- 12.0 RPG
- 12.0 APG
- 73/48/85 splits
- 81% true shooting
- +72 plus-minus
- 5-0 record

He’s the first player in NBA history to average a 30-point triple double on 80% TS over a 5+ game span

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:30 (six months ago)

comical numbers per usual. also good timing for he and murray/gordon to be so hot while his bandmates (braun, cam) try to remember how to shoot again

Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:34 (six months ago)

dece

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:35 (six months ago)

what is the deal with cam johnson, he has to be injured right? must admit i haven't watched much of him since he went to the nets but even the suns version was far superior to this

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 13 November 2025 13:39 (six months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G5nYQmOW0AAbo8B?format=png&name=medium

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 17:45 (six months ago)

speaking of curry 46-5-5-2 on back end of road b2b against a top 5 defense

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 18:08 (six months ago)

8/9 from 2 with 16 FTAs vs a wemby defense is impressive

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 19:36 (six months ago)

what is the deal with cam johnson, he has to be injured right? must admit i haven't watched much of him since he went to the nets but even the suns version was far superior to this

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, November 13, 2025 6:39 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like he's getting acclimated to what they need him to do. in a shooting slump too, cant imagine it will hold much longer

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:25 (six months ago)

cam left the game in the first quarter last night with some shoulder issue. not sure if that's been a thing that's been bothering him the whole time or not. he's missed a bunch of open looks and it doesn't really make sense

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:42 (six months ago)

even tho he was a role player for the suns i feel like there has to be some adjustment involved when moving from "you're one of the top scorers on a horrible team and you can do whatever you want out there and literally nobody cares" to coming into a system like denver's w/ an established hierarchy and shots for role players coming in distinct ways, having actual responsibility, having to play serious basketball etc

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:53 (six months ago)

he had decent role on those good suns teams

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:57 (six months ago)

check the running hook shot at 1:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNcAOjK8gOQ

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:01 (six months ago)

most skilled baller ever

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:02 (six months ago)

also the b2b deep bankers at 3:10 why not

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:03 (six months ago)

he was insane last night, i was hoppin mad

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 00:33 (six months ago)

a 31-18-14 triple double w/ 7 steals for jalen johnson in utah tonight, sheesh

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:42 (six months ago)

hawks doing kinda okay without trae, huh

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:44 (six months ago)

incredible line

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 04:53 (six months ago)

He’s looking like vintage bron out there with his ability to run a break and either plow right through you or drop a sweet dime. Praying for his health

Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 05:03 (six months ago)

Okongwu was 8 for 14 (!!!!!) from three in that game as well

Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 14:01 (six months ago)

wtf

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:28 (six months ago)

a 31-18-14 triple double w/ 7 steals for jalen johnson in utah tonight, sheesh

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 13, 2025 11:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

these were all career highs, crazy

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:44 (six months ago)

wonder if thats happened before for a non rookie starter to set career highs in 4 categories

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:57 (six months ago)

yeah was wondering the same i bet no guy whos gotten starters minutes for 100 games like johnson has ever done it before

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:59 (six months ago)

or even 50 games

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 17:00 (six months ago)

speaking of curry 46-5-5-2 on back end of road b2b against a top 5 defense

2 nights later vs the same team
49-4-2-2

Spottie, Saturday, 15 November 2025 07:20 (six months ago)

crazy old man

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 November 2025 13:40 (six months ago)

he carried them last night, there really wasnt much of an offensive scheme other than let steph cook, and it worked!

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 15 November 2025 15:27 (six months ago)

LeBron James’s season debut added a few new names to his all-time list of teammates, so here’s the updated Top 10 for the most teammates played with in league history (per @bball_ref):

Jeff Green - 271 teammates
Vince Carter - 261
Trevor Ariza - 260
Garrett Temple - 259
Chris Paul - 248
JaVale McGee - 245
LeBron James - 245
DeAndre Jordan - 242
Ish Smith - 239
Juwan Howard - 236

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 20 November 2025 10:12 (six months ago)

I have barely ever thought about Garrett Temple, didn’t realize he’s in his 16th season

circles, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:13 (six months ago)

must be an exceptional teammate

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:14 (six months ago)

Steph Noh stephnoh.bsky.social‬

Teams with less than five wins at this point of the season:

2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:45 (six months ago)

Ryan Bernardoni‬ dangercart.bsky.social‬

The league set the record for most great+terrible teams to start last season and is breaking it again this year.

The Era of Parity might apply to transience of title equity season-to-season but not "anyone can beat anyone" in season.

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:50 (six months ago)

seems like a natural effect of years and years at this point of the bball cognoscenti hammering on the (not incorrect) conventional wisdom that the middle is the worst place to be in the nba and that if you’re not a contender you should be bottoming out. lesson being learned that leveling out the lottery doesn’t really make much difference bc even if the rewards of tanking are highly diluted, they still exceed the rewards of being mediocre to run of the mill sorta bad but not egregious

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:57 (six months ago)

that and going far into the lux tax has gotten more expensive so only really makes sense if youre a true contender

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:01 (six months ago)

yeah that’s a big factor

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:02 (six months ago)

the irony with this year is that so many more teams were supposedly trying to win. i’m thinking that if that trend continues we can expect a few disaster teams each year due to injuries or just roster construction fails.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:06 (six months ago)

clippers to thread

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:10 (six months ago)

and mavs and grizz

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:13 (six months ago)

lol mavs good luck to mavs

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:14 (six months ago)

btw only two teams over the 2nd apron this year cavs and knicks and the knicks are barely over so one would think theyll be under by the end of the year so really only one team over the cavs their plan is working

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:21 (six months ago)

Maxey with 54pts/5reb/9ast/3stl/3blk in 46(!) minutes on the second night of a b2b.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 12:18 (six months ago)

god hes been unreal this year

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 21 November 2025 12:52 (six months ago)

for sure, why are they playing him so many minutes tho

lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2025 13:10 (six months ago)

I just read he's leading the league in mpg by 3 minutes. They don't have anyone else that can really do anything. PG had a really good game so maybe that will help if he can stay healthy.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 13:28 (six months ago)

he is indeed, at 40.7(!) and guess who's #2... VJ Edgecombe

Assume this will tail off at some point but i wonder when the last time someone avged 40 mpg was. Iverson?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 November 2025 14:45 (six months ago)

just checked, it's monta ellis, did it consec yrs in 09-10 and 10-11 on the dubs. curry's 1st 2 yrs... the league done changed a bit since then

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 November 2025 14:50 (six months ago)

Not good! I assume a rookie is going to hit a major wall playing those minutes.

Iverson played so many minutes. Didn't LeBron average of ton of minutes on those pre-Heat Cleveland teams?

xps

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 15:17 (six months ago)

https://dunksandthrees.com/epm/actual

EPM for the season is up

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:10 (six months ago)

nuggets started some guy named spencer jones tonight — he played 24 mins, shot 0-2 from the field, 0-1 from three, committed 5 fouls, and was a -18

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 23 November 2025 06:19 (six months ago)

more like spencer nones

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Sunday, 23 November 2025 06:25 (six months ago)

he is a tire fire on offense but has a lot of energy and is a really good wing defender. (basically peyton watson 3 years ago.) he fouls way too much though, including on a derozan jumper in crunch time where a stop would have given them a chance to tie. m def 10th man abilities at this point but with 2 starters out they are gonna have to be creative

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 November 2025 07:00 (six months ago)

Teams With The Worst Net Rating In The Clutch For The 2025-26 NBA Regular Season :

1. Washington Wizards — -50.4
2. Charlotte Hornets — -45.7
3. Denver Nuggets — -41.4
4. Boston Celtics — -31.6
5. Brooklyn Nets — -24.9
6. New Orleans Pelicans — -17.1
7. Memphis Grizzlies — -16.5
8. New York Knicks — -14.6
9. Miami Heat — -12.6
10. Milwaukee Bucks — -3.3

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 November 2025 14:02 (six months ago)

dont really want to be parked up there with all those bad teams

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2025 14:13 (six months ago)

gabe vincent +18 in 17 min with 0-0-0 and 1 TO

circles, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 16:30 (six months ago)

oops, +17 in 18 min

circles, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 16:31 (six months ago)

love those good luck charm stat lines

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 17:26 (six months ago)

‪KeithSmithNBA‬ keithsmithnba.bsky.social‬

At about the quarter-pole of the season, the Thunder lead the NBA in Defensive Rating at 104.9.

The Heat are in second place at 111.5.

That 6.6-point spread between Oklahoma City and Miami is wider than the difference between the second-place Heat and the 23rd-place Trail Blazers (118.0)

lag∞n, Monday, 1 December 2025 14:41 (six months ago)

Just saw NAWs stats for the year:

20/3/4/1/1 on 46/38/86 splits

Had no idea he was playing so well

Spottie, Monday, 1 December 2025 15:15 (six months ago)

the kings basically have a g league big man rotation w/ sabonis hurt however zach edey put up 32 and 17 w/ 5 blocks on 16-20 shooting last night, pretty hard to be more dominant around the rim in an nba game than that

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 December 2025 17:43 (six months ago)

just watched the highlights he is very tall

lag∞n, Monday, 1 December 2025 18:28 (six months ago)

VJ edgecomb averaging 13.8 ppg since opening night everyone stay woke out there

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 03:13 (six months ago)

pretty good hes going to be an excellent player, almost guaranteed to be a quality starter good chance to be a lot more

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 03:17 (six months ago)

nbacentral

Crazy stat: Mitchell Robinson is currently shooting 17.6% from the free-throw line this season

The lowest single-season free-throw percentage in NBA history was set by Ben Wallace in 2001, when he shot 33.6%.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:56 (six months ago)

lol how is that even possible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:57 (six months ago)

3-17 on the season, not sure it's an exaggeration to say the knicks could pull a random guy out of the stands and put him at the line in front of 20k people and perhaps get a better performance

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:58 (six months ago)

heard windy say on the hoop pod that last night was the first time in lebron's career that he finished a game w/o a rebound, block, or steal

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:59 (six months ago)

was literally just listening to that part. wild

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 19:01 (six months ago)

i dont think he scored in the paint either. i lebron-watched most of that game and it was really weird! the whole not coming back to the bench thing so he could chum it up with randoms on the suns bench when JJ is trying to call him over. not even attempting to make moves. had that one where he caught it directly under the hoop and decided to ben simmons kick it out for a three when he couldve easily dunked. looked like a farewell tour game for sure.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 19:47 (six months ago)

Jamal Murray's 52-point game puts the Nuggets into rare company pic.twitter.com/LfTLRpLTk8

— Nate Duncan (@NateDuncanNBA) December 4, 2025

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 December 2025 12:02 (six months ago)

52 on 19-25 from the field and 10-11 from three is absurd

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 December 2025 12:21 (six months ago)

crazy they did it so early in the season

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 December 2025 14:57 (six months ago)

derik queen with the triple double tonight, baby jokic in the house

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 03:18 (five months ago)

+4 blocks

Spottie, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 06:13 (five months ago)

seasons not over yet but still pretty good

Keerthika Uthayakumar‬ keerthikau.bsky.social‬

Fun fact: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is averaging 32.8 points on 68.6% true shooting, the highest TS% in a 30 PPG season in NBA history.

He's committing 1.7 turnovers, the fewest in a 30 PPG season since turnovers were tracked fully in 1983-84.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 December 2025 22:22 (five months ago)

flagg 42-7-6 most points ever by an 18 year old

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 11:47 (five months ago)

against the jazz, too, wite on wite violence

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 16 December 2025 12:41 (five months ago)

How much do you think Ainge wants Cooper on his team. Like reoccurring dream level?

Heez, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:22 (five months ago)

balls didnt bounce his way, sad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:41 (five months ago)

previous record was 37 by lebron btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:41 (five months ago)

flaggs was an ot game but he had 40 in regulation

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:42 (five months ago)

the mavs getting the #1 after gifting luka to the lakers is really an all time the nba is rigged moment.

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Tuesday, 16 December 2025 17:42 (five months ago)

yeah awful stuff

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 18:08 (five months ago)

Andre Drummond is shooting 41.2% from 3 on 1.4 attempts per game.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 21 December 2025 02:36 (five months ago)

maybe more impressive is that he's nearly doubled his ft% over his career. shot .355 in his first all-star season (2015-16), now up to .650 this season

trauma bondi (m bison), Sunday, 21 December 2025 03:12 (five months ago)

Pretty interesting career. Feels like I’ve never seen him in a playoff game

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 21 December 2025 07:47 (five months ago)

good reason for that, hes been in the postseason 4 times, and 3 of them were sweeps. (the 4th? a 5 game 1st rd loss with the lakers)

trauma bondi (m bison), Sunday, 21 December 2025 15:49 (five months ago)

Oof

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 21 December 2025 18:33 (five months ago)

He should be able to keep that first round exit streak going this year.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 21 December 2025 19:03 (five months ago)

kawhi had 55 tonight, by far his career high

he was also 16/17 from the line, which lowered his season FT% to 97.6% (123/126)

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 05:38 (five months ago)

I've always wondered how it is that more guys like curry or nash or korver didn't just randomly get hot one year and shoot >>95% from the line, just one of those weird invisible barriers that seems like it's on the border of human possibility in a game setting. the record is 98% from jose calderon who went 151/154 in 2009, but no other qualifier has broken 96%

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 05:41 (five months ago)

23/25/10 for scottie barnes today, only other guy who's put up 20/25/10 in the last 40 years is jokic

symsymsym, Monday, 29 December 2025 06:30 (five months ago)

16 of those were offensive, which is tied for 2nd all time. pretty wild

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 08:01 (five months ago)

It was very frustrating to watch

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 29 December 2025 19:47 (five months ago)

derrick white 7 blocks vs the jazz tonight tied the record for a guard

lag∞n, Wednesday, 31 December 2025 04:30 (five months ago)

one of the greatest shot-blocking guards ive ever seen, up there with d wade and danny green

cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 31 December 2025 04:35 (five months ago)

luka shooting 32% from 3 on 11(!) attempts a game, some signs of not giving a shit, which considering the lakers roster isnt totally unfair

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 17:50 (five months ago)

lakers getting luka is some real monkey's paw shit

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 17:51 (five months ago)

lakers fan: 'i wish for one of the best players in the nba to magically arrive in our lap (like always)'

*cue supercut of luka petulantly whining to the refs while the opponents get an easy fastbreak layup*

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 17:53 (five months ago)

all those offseason dreams of a new leaf turned like tears in the rain

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 17:55 (five months ago)

no u dont understand, look at his new training regimen, hes serious this time

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 18:16 (five months ago)

i tip my cap to him for losing weight and then proceeding to play basketball slightly worse than he has before

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 18:17 (five months ago)

in dallas they worshipped him as the heir to dirk, now hes just some guy in la, sad

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 18:52 (five months ago)

and he didnt want to go there he was happy being the new dirk

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 18:55 (five months ago)

the lakers without reaves have to have one of the worst rosters in the NBA, and in particular it's hideously constructed around luka specifically. we know from dallas that luka is good at playing with 3 point shooters, rim runners, and secondary ball handlers. well, the lakers last night played the following guys: lebron, jake laravia, smart, ayton (starters) + vanderbilt, jaxson hayes, and nick smith jr. the best shooter is laravia? the best rim runner is hayes? the best secondary ball handler is old lebron? it's horrific and a massive downgrade from dallas

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:07 (five months ago)

too bad reaves cant defend at all because otherwise hes a great fit with luka

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:09 (five months ago)

prob a better fit than kyrie or brunson in the #2 spot because hes better off ball, tho prob not actually better better since theyre better players, but tbf he is having an insane season currently

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:15 (five months ago)

kyrie and brunson are bad defenders too and they worked but its still just not ideal to have two bad defenders in the mix

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:17 (five months ago)

with the right mix of supporting players it can at least get you to the finals, tho i'm not sure i'd say reaves is better than kyrie. the thing w/ the lakers is that the new ownership group *should* make them a lot better but for the foreseeable future they're stuck in this cockamamie scheme where jeanie buss is still running the team

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:21 (five months ago)

meant to post the other day that the highlights of kawhi scoring 55 in essentially three quarters are amazing. he scores like four points at the rim, otherwise it's pure midrange hooping, breaking dudes down and then pulling up with metronomic jumper form, and also shooting three pointers like steph. he shot 12-16 on twos in this game while making, by my count, two shots at the rim the entire night while going 16-17 from the line, he was legitimately treating an NBA game like pop a shot. at one point the clippers' announcer says that kawhi "is one with the basketball gods tonight" and it would be hard to argue otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpSZ09YuVqk

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:32 (five months ago)

but for the foreseeable future they're stuck in this cockamamie scheme where jeanie buss is still running the team

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, January 2, 2026 2:21 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

gonna assume this is just some nonsense and the new owner will do as he pleases but who knows

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:36 (five months ago)

yea that tends to be what happens cf the cuban situation

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:37 (five months ago)

kawhi gotta have the most workmanlike 55 in the history of the league there

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:41 (five months ago)

no, it's not the same. sam amick reported that jeanie is written into the sale agreement as governor of the team for the next five years. now, whether they um, empower her to change things... i guess we'll see but the cuban thing was not written into the sale agreement of the team and was not real and thus he got pushed out instantaneously. they have talked about this on the hoop collective podcast

Per a team source, Buss’ agreement with Walter and the NBA stipulates that she’ll remain the team’s governor for at least the next five seasons.

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:44 (five months ago)

new guy can just appoint someone super governor

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:46 (five months ago)

in all seriousness if hes signing the checks he untimely he can do as he pleases as to whether he wants to have a big fight over it or if she wants to have a big fight over it or what there agreement really is who knows

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:50 (five months ago)

totally speculation but letting her be the figurehead go to the league meetings and so forth while he incrementally builds basketball operations out in his vision would make a lot of sense as far as doing a gradual handover, one thing that could tell us which was the wind is blowing is pelinkas status does he stay is someone installed over him etc

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:56 (five months ago)

my point is just that there is some sort of awkward/messy/abnormal transfer of power of the organization happening that is going to coincide with, at the very least, one crucial offseason when it comes to building out the roster around luka, and could last as long as the rest of his contract there, which is effectively this season and the two after that. or, we take the lakers at their word, and this same front office is going to be running the team for the rest of luka's prime

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:58 (five months ago)

yeah true

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:59 (five months ago)

maybe they can just get pelinka to scam them some more players, he should be kept on for scamming purposes

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:01 (five months ago)

i agree w/ you about pelinka. but he signed a contract extension in april, so unless this season just completely collapses, like not making the play in or something, i'd have to believe that it's still gonna be this jeanie/pelinka group running things this offseason

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 20:01 (five months ago)

yeah prob unless i guess there is some understanding otherwise with the new guy, must say that jeanie firing her brothers on day one was incredible stuff, the league will miss the buss family when theyre gone last of a dying breed

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:03 (five months ago)

cuban made himself the face of the mavs in a way that was unusual, but he only owned the team for like 20 years. the buss family and the lakers are a much different thing. i could definitely envision a scenario where jeanie was like "we will only sell the team if i can run it for five more years" and mark walter decided that the lakers were such a valuable property that he would go along w/ it even under those terms. i mean, that's the subtext of jeanie's governance being written into the agreement, imo. you're right obviously that we'll see whether he decides to effectively shank her or whatever two years in if the team stinks

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 20:06 (five months ago)

i personally would not pay ten billion dollars for a toy i was not allowed to play with for five years but then again i dont have ten billion dollars i only have nine

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:09 (five months ago)

if im jeanie do i really need to be running day to day operations or do i just want to go to the office sometimes hang around the lakers and fire my brothers

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:12 (five months ago)

Keerthika Uthayakumar‬ keerthikau.bsky.social‬

Fun fact: 421 NBA teams have gone 20-11 or better in their first 31 games over the past 30 seasons.

This season’s 20-11 Lakers are the ONLY team on that list to post a negative net rating (-0.6) in those 31 games.

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 21:01 (five months ago)

you really shouldn't be employed by an nba GM if you've gone into the season with deandre ayton and jaxson hayes as your centers. immediate disqualification

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 21:11 (five months ago)

it seems like his plan was to scam the mavs out of luka, wait lebron out, and then just figure the rest out later

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 January 2026 21:13 (five months ago)

i do think the unplanned acquisition of luka for AD probably threw a wrench in their roster-building plans but you can't excuse the overall number of bad players in their rotation.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 January 2026 02:50 (five months ago)

jaylen brown 50pts on 26 shots

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 13:52 (five months ago)

wasnt just going nuts from 3 or the line either

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 15:21 (five months ago)

guarded kawhi too

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 17:02 (five months ago)

Automatic @automaticnba
4 minute scoring droughts this season:

15 — GSW
14 —
13 —
12 — IND
11 — ATL, SAC
10 — UTA
9 —
8 — NOP, ORL, PHX
7 — CLE, DET, LAC, MIL, NYK, PHI, TOR
6 — CHA, CHI, DEN, MIA, POR, WAS
5 — HOU, LAL, OKC
4 — MEM, SAS
3 — BOS, DAL
2 — BKN, MIN

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 January 2026 18:50 (five months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G-d3ac5W4AAGyiN?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 12 January 2026 22:08 (four months ago)

keyonte on a nice heater wonder if hes figured something out or if its only a heater

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 12 January 2026 22:11 (four months ago)

as the graph clearly shows, lebron lives in his shadow at this point

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 12:24 (four months ago)

i generally enjoy these kinds of presentations aesthetically but i legit cannot determine who is behind embiid. jamal?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 12:26 (four months ago)

yeah that’s jamal

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 January 2026 12:38 (four months ago)

paolo looks sullen down there

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 January 2026 12:38 (four months ago)

lukas killing his efficiency via hoisting

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 14:31 (four months ago)

he’s having an epic hoisting year

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 January 2026 14:47 (four months ago)

you look at their roster and it’s hard to make the case that he should pass…

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 January 2026 14:50 (four months ago)

pretty impressive that in the year of our lord 2026 the 3 dudes setting the standard at the high end here along with shai are Steph, KD and Kawhi

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 16:40 (four months ago)

dyson daniels hit a three today

now 7-64 on the season

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 26 January 2026 22:11 (four months ago)

He’s been so hesitant this season

Meanwhile kennard has the best 3 pt % in the league. He and NAW are were great pick ups

Heez, Monday, 26 January 2026 22:20 (four months ago)

I should really read my post before hitting submit

Heez, Monday, 26 January 2026 22:21 (four months ago)

cooper flagg 49 points most by a teen

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2026 20:34 (four months ago)

The Hornets conclude the month of January with a point differential of +151, tied for the highest point differential in a calendar month in NBA history (Dec. 2010-11, Miami Heat).

…what?

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:36 (four months ago)

they are cookin. pretty fun to watch

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:37 (four months ago)

second all time??!!

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:38 (four months ago)

that cant be right

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2026 21:38 (four months ago)

it’s from the official hornets twitter account

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:39 (four months ago)

their PR account that is. bunch of mutuals follow them

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:40 (four months ago)

Genuine question, is this supposed to say point differential in road games? I just did the math by hand and got a different total for the Hornets in January, and also... https://t.co/yuih8FgWyC pic.twitter.com/axYASYfC5W

— The Thing (Ain't Going Nowhere) (@McKnocker77) January 30, 2026

lag∞n, Friday, 30 January 2026 21:44 (four months ago)

ah well nevertheless

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 30 January 2026 21:46 (four months ago)

mcknocker bringing the facts as usual

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 30 January 2026 22:40 (four months ago)

Jarrett Allen 40-17-5-2-4 in 30 minutes???

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 2 February 2026 06:40 (four months ago)

what

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2026 14:52 (four months ago)

im watching the highlights clingan is in hell

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2026 14:54 (four months ago)

and allen is beating the whole trailblazers down the court you could say hes trailblazing

lag∞n, Monday, 2 February 2026 14:55 (four months ago)

who knew he was such a trend setter

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 2 February 2026 17:26 (four months ago)

22-16-15 for jalen johnson vs utah tonight after putting up 31-18-14 on them earlier this year

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 February 2026 03:07 (four months ago)

Bad stat of the day. Ace Bailey has shot 44 ft in 44 games

Heez, Friday, 6 February 2026 03:37 (four months ago)

nikola jokic passes oscar robertson for 2nd place on the all time triple-doubles list

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:15 (three months ago)

speaking of triple dubs, steph castle tonight against the mavs:
40 pts (15-19), 12 rebs, 12 assists, 3 steals, 1 block in 32 minutes

only spur to get a 40-pointtriple double: david robinson

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Sunday, 8 February 2026 03:28 (three months ago)

Wow

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 8 February 2026 04:28 (three months ago)

wemby 40-12 in 26mins

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 13:53 (three months ago)

37 in the first half, too. 23 points in the first six minutes. just blitzed the star-less lakers until they collectively gave up.

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 14:19 (three months ago)

for any fans of vorps and schnorps and good website design this was just overhauled today and looks great

https://databallr.com/

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 February 2026 00:25 (three months ago)

kon is leading the league in total threes made

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2026 01:34 (three months ago)

kon academy

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Saturday, 21 February 2026 01:36 (three months ago)

kon man

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 February 2026 01:38 (three months ago)

kontian ethics

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Saturday, 21 February 2026 01:43 (three months ago)

https://databallr.com/

damn this is pretty nice

In the team total stats you can sort to remove garbage time stats... don't think I've seen that on espn.com lol

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 21 February 2026 02:45 (three months ago)

jaylen brown second in the nba in usage, third on his own team in time of possession

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 February 2026 22:56 (three months ago)

do not look at on/off data

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 February 2026 03:56 (three months ago)

i have seen it and needless to say do not care because its not real, i mean do people think if the celtics benched jaylen brown then the team would be +15 from this point on, if not then what is the point of said data

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 03:59 (three months ago)

that’s not the point of it no but I’m just teasing anyway

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 February 2026 14:54 (three months ago)

WHO leads the league in off the dribble 3P%??? pic.twitter.com/kclRaBRiBr

— ³ 💙 (@KingaHarts3) February 26, 2026

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Friday, 27 February 2026 15:02 (three months ago)

the hart thing is obv small sample size theater, but sharing this mostly for anthony edwards. sheesh

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Friday, 27 February 2026 15:03 (three months ago)

ant turing into an elite shooter is wild stuff, his shooting fell apart in the offs last year but maybe its more robust this year

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 15:07 (three months ago)

that’s not the point of it no but I’m just teasing anyway

― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, February 27, 2026 9:54 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

im assuming you watched the same "nerd sesh" video i did, disappointing stuff just repeating on off numbers like theyre gospel, derrick white is amazing hes always been like this (*except when he was on the spurs), tbf expecting a nerd to attempt to understand what numbers mean is prob a bridge too far

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 15:08 (three months ago)

lagoon you’re getting very touchy it was just a joke! JB is really good, the MVP stuff is a little silly and that’s why everyone’s making content about it, just part of the cycle

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 February 2026 15:30 (three months ago)

his on-off numbers while pretty eye catching are mostly a product of the celtics depth and lineups they play which is partly credit to mazz, no one other than the most literal chart readers thinks he’s not a good player

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 February 2026 15:31 (three months ago)

honestly i dont think theres much logical explanation for how the celtics are +5 with jb and +15 without him, the +5 is about what youd figure, the +15 is just nonsensical, some of it is theyve rested jb 6 times against bad teams and went 5-1, but still think its prob just some weird heater

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 15:49 (three months ago)

yeah +15 is an insane number there’s got to be some funny business going on under the hood

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 February 2026 16:01 (three months ago)

derrick white is amazing hes always been like this (*except when he was on the spurs)

wrong, he was awesome on the spurs

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 27 February 2026 19:15 (three months ago)

was referring to the stats the guy in the video was talking about fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 20:02 (three months ago)

oh, i didn’t watch that

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 27 February 2026 20:04 (three months ago)

yeah i mean i didnt post it tbf i just referred to it

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2026 20:06 (three months ago)

true true, my bad

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 27 February 2026 20:12 (three months ago)

celtics broke the league efg% record tonight with an 80.8

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 February 2026 02:55 (three months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDAL1hIasAALb7S?format=png&name=small

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 9 March 2026 23:46 (two months ago)

hes p good

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 01:56 (two months ago)

Bam Adebayo tonight:
- 83 points, 2nd-most in a game in NBA history
- 36 made FT, most in NBA history
- 43 FTA, most in NBA history
- 22 3PA, tied for 3rd-most in a game in NBA history

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 10, 2026 7:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 03:00 (two months ago)

‪NBA Stat‬ nbastat.bsky.social‬

Bam Adebayo and Simone Fontecchio combined for 101 total points, becoming the 6th duo in NBA history to reach 100 points in a game.

It's the only duo to achieve this feat without Wilt Chamberlain being part of it and the only one since 1962.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 14:38 (two months ago)

simone fontecchio will forever be remembered in the record books for this amazing feat

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 16:16 (two months ago)

remember that guy fuckin uh simon focaccia

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 16:19 (two months ago)

He also played with Wilt in 62 right

symsymsym, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 16:21 (two months ago)

bam cibattabayo

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 16:21 (two months ago)

great day for Italians in sports yesterday

symsymsym, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 16:26 (two months ago)

He also played with Wilt in 62 right

― symsymsym, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 11:21 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahah that was gonna be my joke that simone fontecchio sounds like a 1950s syracuse nationals player before the league was fully integrated

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:00 (two months ago)

in my mind Fontecchio looks like Pablo Prigioni, who of course was a time traveler from the 1950s NBA

symsymsym, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 17:22 (two months ago)

I have an early childhood memory of Bernard King scoring 50 one time? For Golden State? Am I dreaming this?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 09:55 (two months ago)

I just looked it up - Bernard King scored at least 50 points EIGHT times lol

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 09:56 (two months ago)

the first time he did it i was 7 years old, and he was playing for GSW. his FG% was 80%

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2026 09:57 (two months ago)

yeah he was headed to alltime great status before he blew out his knee

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 March 2026 13:06 (two months ago)

Clippers shot 63% last night and Wolves shot 60%. Broadcast team was talking about rarity of both teams shooting 60+, but I didn't catch the deets and don't know how to look up how rare it is. But must be pretty rare?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 12 March 2026 14:36 (two months ago)

kawhi had 45-5-5 on 15/20 fg i believe and continues a pretty incredible season even tho it seemed like he came out of the gates slow to me

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:36 (two months ago)

Joel Embiid has now officially missed as many regular season games as he has played in his career. #sixers

Games played: 485

Games missed: 485

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:38 (two months ago)

rip big man

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:42 (two months ago)

the atlanta hawks of player availability

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:44 (two months ago)

lol

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:45 (two months ago)

lmao

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:10 (two months ago)

Luka 60-7-3-5

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 06:12 (two months ago)

that’s too many

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 20 March 2026 11:15 (two months ago)

bro is ballin during this 8-game win streak

44-9-5-3
35-8-4-2
31-11-11-2
51-10-9-3
30-11-13-1
36-6-4-2
40-9-10-1
60-7-3-5

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 March 2026 13:15 (two months ago)

VJ 38-7-11-2

(vs the kings, but still)

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:13 (two months ago)

getting his summer league reps in early

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:26 (two months ago)

i love end of season madness. max raynaud 62 points in his last two games

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:52 (two months ago)

fantasy hoops is so specific bcuz the final 4-6 weeks of the fantasy season and the fantasy playoffs are basically a different league. it’s like a TV show that changes its cast every season, after the all star break you gotta get familiar with the new cast members. GG jackson is a recurring guest star

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:21 (two months ago)

yup. randos start putting up top 10 player numbers

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:26 (two months ago)

lol our dudes

Underdog @Underdog 8h

Rookies with back-to-back 30 point games over the last 5 years:

Victor Wembanyama
Paolo Banchero
Brandon Miller
GG Jackson II
Cooper Flagg
Jalen Green
MAXIME RAYNAUD

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (two months ago)

IHart
9-20-10-2
In 25 mins

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2026 00:32 (two months ago)

jokic 23-21-19, 3 straight 14-14-14 games and 2 straight 15-15-15
jamal murray 53pts

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 04:55 (two months ago)

Keerthika Uthayakumar‬ keerthikau.bsky.social‬

Raptors went on a 31-0 run tonight against the Magic, the largest unanswered scoring run by a team in the 30 seasons that we have play-by-play data.

The previous NBA record was the Mavs' 30-0 run vs Thunder in December 2023.

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2026 23:07 (two months ago)

Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds

There have now been 81 games this season decided by 30 or more points.

A new NBA single-season record, topping the mark of 80 last season.

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:35 (two months ago)

point inflation in the nba correlates with climate data, makes u think

big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2026 18:11 (two months ago)

cooper flagg averaging 48ppg in april (2 games)

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 13:53 (two months ago)

too many points imo

big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 6 April 2026 14:40 (two months ago)

more like cooper hogg (hogging all the points)

lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:41 (two months ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:50 (one month ago)

celtics tied the record for made threes in a game with 29 tonight they now share it with the celtics (and the bucks)

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:51 (one month ago)

mike brown is a better coach than thibs

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:vcumvue2gcsxexermtdg6cr7/bafkreicwr7g565thpbhfspnmx7ucnvzix5pegwidwdya5l53ylz36ldeoe

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 16:25 (one month ago)

seems like playing a more normal rotation should pay dividends in the offs but we'll see

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2026 17:42 (one month ago)

the net rating changes between the two seasons are so small that i'm not really convinced they're examples of anything beyond stuff out of the coach's control i.e. the team having another season together, the league being really bad this year, randomness, inertia etc

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:03 (one month ago)

they had a better net rating while playing their starters less

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:05 (one month ago)

yeah and i think if you had just given the knicks no coach or like hired a knicks fans out of the stands you'd probably have gotten the same results

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:11 (one month ago)

seems unlikely

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:12 (one month ago)

idk! "play the starters a little bit less" was sort of like "a chimpanzee could come up with this solution" of NBA problem solving

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:15 (one month ago)

sure but they played them less and got better

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:18 (one month ago)

yeah, kinda

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:19 (one month ago)

firstly +2.4 isnt nothing it represents over a third of their net rating and second they did it while cutting their starters minutes significantly

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:22 (one month ago)

during a year when 1/3 of the league was openly not trying for like half the season, i just think there's lots of noise in those numbers that could be attributed to any number of things that have little or nothing to do w/ the knicks' coaching

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:32 (one month ago)

it is true that any number of things happen every season

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:33 (one month ago)

knicks were 4-14 this season against boston, detroit, cleveland, okc, san antonio, denver... maybe mike brown missed some of those games

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:35 (one month ago)

beating the best teams is hard especially when youre not as good as them

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:36 (one month ago)

and one would think that perhaps good coaching could help overcome such difficulties

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

would one

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:38 (one month ago)

i would genuinely actually love to see someone run all the net rating stats this year but just erase any games involving

wizards, pacers, nets, jazz, kings, grizzlies and then post-asb any game involving the bucks, bulls, warriors

would be much more valuable than what we get right now looking at season long numbers this year w/ no context

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

think yall are forgetting that the knicks are the 2026 nba cup champs which is the only thing theyve won in 50 years therefore mike brown is a knicks hofer

big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:39 (one month ago)

funny thing is its very likely that the knicks will lose to the celtics in the second round this year when they beat them last year and everyone will take the opportunity to say that thibs was better because its against the law to acknowledge that the entire celtics roster was injured last year

lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:42 (one month ago)

on cleaningtheglass which filters out garbage time, which there’s a lot of when you play the bottom feeders, the knicks net rating went from 5.2 last year to 6.1 this year, so to jordan’s point a smaller adjusted increase than the raw totals, then again their improvement on defense is pretty legit and maybe has something to do with playing the starters less lol

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

tom haberstroh kinda reading my mind ... knicks not looking funky by this measure

NEW TOM THE FINDER POST: Which team dominated vs. non-tankers?

I ran the numbers.

One team stands above the rest. pic.twitter.com/PvEClbI42A

— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) April 13, 2026

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:44 (one month ago)

instead he is concerned about...

here are some teams that look underwhelming by this measure.

Minnesota. Yes, they’ve reached the Conference Finals in the last two seasons, but I don’t blame you if you’re skeptical of their viability this time around. Anthony Edwards’ knee is acting up and the team hasn’t risen to the level of their opponents. They’ve actually registered a negative point differential vs. A-League opponents, a number that is drowned out by their 20-6 +13.2 MOV mark against B-League opponents. That’s quite the swing.

Philadelphia. I haven’t had them on my title tiers for weeks. Though I hadn’t run this analysis before I made that determination, I feel better now for leaving them off the list. A 21-34 (.382) record against A-League opponents obscured by the 24-3 record against the teams trying to league? Yikes.

Cleveland. Gulp. I talked about them on Russillo last week. I wish they played better down the stretch to validate this post.

Charlotte. Though they have a positive point differential against A-League opponents, the team is seven games below .500 against those foes. That incongruity makes me nervous about their play-in. Still, Buzz City is faring just as well or better than the East outside the top four.

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:45 (one month ago)

oddly satisfying to see denver’s MOV vs the B league teams, it’s been such a weird year for them

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:10 (one month ago)

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHpdKd_bMAE7DsG?format=jpg&name=large

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 21:48 (one month ago)

I guess guys like to fuck around with Draymond and find out?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 22:44 (one month ago)

dame lol

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 23:25 (one month ago)

Love seeing Derrick White up there with all the rim protecting bigs. my guy

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 7 May 2026 00:35 (four weeks ago)

i guess since he rim protects like a center he figured he should shoot like one too

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 May 2026 00:38 (four weeks ago)

ayooo

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Thursday, 7 May 2026 00:55 (four weeks ago)

saw a mention that as in his last game Harden passed Curry on the all-time playoff scoring list. just feels wrong on so many levels

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 17 May 2026 05:24 (two weeks ago)

how is that possible

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:04 (two weeks ago)

harden has played in 30 more playoff games??

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:04 (two weeks ago)

that doesn’t seem right

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:05 (two weeks ago)

guess he is +13 already this year

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:09 (two weeks ago)

has he ever missed the playoffs before?

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:25 (two weeks ago)

nope

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:28 (two weeks ago)

yeah that adds up. don’t think he missed many of those games due to injury either

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Sunday, 17 May 2026 12:29 (two weeks ago)

hard to get to injured when you don’t try that hard

big boodith judith (m bison), Sunday, 17 May 2026 14:21 (two weeks ago)

the famous key to success

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2026 14:30 (two weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

currently sweeping bluesky: https://www.82-0.com/

symsymsym, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 22:06 (four days ago)

fun game! closest i got was 80-2 (after god knows how many tries). obviously on "hoop iq mode" with stats hidden and players in alphabetical order

pg oscar robinson (kings 60s)
sg stephen curry (warriors 10s)
sf kobe bryant (lakers 00s)
pf charles barkley (suns 90s)
c nikola jokic (nuggets 20s)

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:02 (three days ago)

quite the pull! ive done it a few times and my best is 69-13

lamelo (cha 2020s)
shai (okc 2020s)
tobias harris (det 2010s)
tim duncan (spurs 1990s)
jokic (den 2020s)

big boodith judith (m bison), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:30 (three days ago)

sorry this is not a 60 win team this game counterfeit

https://i.postimg.cc/ZKJysw-w4/Screenshot-2026-06-03-at-11-35-53-AM.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:37 (three days ago)

paul pierce in the 00s instead of the 10s pushes that into the 70-win range

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:50 (three days ago)

yeah idk if this team beats that above team lol
https://www.82-0.com/share?id=GhiIRb2dJjN153NtIs4y

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:53 (three days ago)

didn't work but it's

jalen brunson (nyk 20s)
dave bing (det 60s)
kevin durant (phx 20s)
blake griffin (det 10s)
dave cowens (bos 70s)

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:54 (three days ago)

record was 65-17

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 15:54 (three days ago)

after playing it five billion times yesterday...it's all very based on stat stuffing. 60s Wilt is the cheat code

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:06 (three days ago)

I finally got to 82-0 with Warriors Wilt, Steph, and Oscar, along with 80s Kings Cliff Robinson and 70s Denver Bobby Jones, who is new to me but had great D stats

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:08 (three days ago)

so close

https://i.postimg.cc/Vvs1c0SH/Screenshot-2026-06-03-at-12-07-00-PM.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:08 (three days ago)

lol that team has zero defense

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:09 (three days ago)

i feel like they’re trying to make their methodology sound fancy but it’s actually not at all

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:12 (three days ago)

i dont think a team with cliff robinson should get to be perfect while my team of all timers does not

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:13 (three days ago)

life isn't fair

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:19 (three days ago)

i feel like they’re trying to make their methodology sound fancy but it’s actually not at all

the path to winning basketball is to accumulate the most rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks, because those are the stats of basketball

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:21 (three days ago)

Bobby "the Secretary of Defense" Jones has a great wikipedia page, I'm embarrassed I didn't know him:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Jones_(basketball,_born_1951)

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:25 (three days ago)

my other great moment was playing on my phone on HoopsIQ mode and selecting Boston 00s SG Allan Ray, who is not in fact Ray Allen

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:30 (three days ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:40 (three days ago)

I was like "I Can't believe they spelled his last name wrong!"

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:41 (three days ago)

lebron is playable at every position giannis is playable at every position except sg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:44 (three days ago)

somehow managed to cobble together a 61-win team out of these guys

pg damon stoudamire (tor 90s)
sg world b. free (lac 70s)
sf terry cummings (mil 80s)
pf chris webber (was 90s)
c mark eaton (uta 80s)

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 17:17 (three days ago)

i’m still recovering from imagining lagoons team trying to share one ball

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 17:44 (three days ago)

you should get a bonus for creating the most toxic locker room

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 17:52 (three days ago)

I keep getting boxed into taking the 3rd or 4th best player on a team for my final selection.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:04 (three days ago)

this is a lot of fun! this was my first spin. gonna play this all day

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=65pyBsYjjZWaKTE4rdk8

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:05 (three days ago)

I did get 80s MJ and 10s Steph on a team to get me to 72 wins.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:05 (three days ago)

xp

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:05 (three days ago)

I wish they would tell you what the optimal choices would have been after the team's built

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:12 (three days ago)

This one is pretty good:

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=ouoUDTcd8b3QMJVKHSQC

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:16 (three days ago)

i’m still recovering from imagining lagoons team trying to share one ball

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 1:44 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

two greatest passer of all time on there

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 18:16 (three days ago)

Showtime, baby:

PG 1980s LAL Magic Johnson
SG 2020s BKN James Harden
SF 2000s HOU Tracy McGrady
PF 2010s OKC Kevin Durant
C 2010s DET Blake Griffin

I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0?

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=SgnCaGX88Cf5DhwgwnnV

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 19:09 (three days ago)

Not much defense there, lol.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 19:09 (three days ago)

im going for worst possible lineup rn, got a 14-win season in there but i think i can do better (worse)

big boodith judith (m bison), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 19:40 (three days ago)

I just went 11-71, think you can go 82-0?

Play 82-0: https://www.82-0.com/share?id=95ycFH8f0OmkzWVfgSBc

big boodith judith (m bison), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 19:48 (three days ago)

lol

It's really demoralizing building a super team and then you get the 00s Knicks.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 19:49 (three days ago)

you get 2 re-spins btw, once for decade and once for team

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:12 (three days ago)

Oh, shit. I did not know that!

It doesn't appear like defense is taken into account at all, because a Trae Young/James Harden backcourt got me to 78 wins.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:21 (three days ago)

xp oh wow gamechanger

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:33 (three days ago)

whoa also just learned you can drag players to other positions to make room for your selections. just moved harden from sg to pg to accommodate pistol pete

the manda-whore-ian and hoe-gu (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 20:38 (three days ago)

That's going to make it too easy!

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 21:14 (three days ago)

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=wviyqPBXQMwKyMP0z7cR

78–4. pumped my fist when I spun 60s warriors and only needed a center

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:38 (three days ago)

think i might switch to classic mode so i can learn who was good in the 60s and 70s instead of just being like ive heard of that guy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:49 (three days ago)

or just learning things in general boogie cousins has better numbers than ant davis in pelicans 10s

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:52 (three days ago)

basically everytime you get the bulls if you dont get jordan you gotta respin era for jordan they do not have any other good guys

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:54 (three days ago)

been doing hoops iq because it seems like the honorable path but that’s the first time I broke 70

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:55 (three days ago)

yeah hoops iq is def the real game im just trying classic for research purposes all my previous were hoops iq

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:57 (three days ago)

60s has crazy numbers but the 70s kinda sucks who knew, they must not have enough stats for 50s

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:58 (three days ago)

pacers 10s is one of the worst teams oladipo is their best guy just awful, indys bad altogether not sure they have any good guys

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:01 (three days ago)

almost took out prime lebron in the playoffs somehow, '18 i believe. classic series

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:05 (three days ago)

yeah pacers have had a ton of good teams just no huge stars kind of an interesting sitch

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:06 (three days ago)

this game is fun but i wish it had more roster construction logic built in

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:07 (three days ago)

got another 80-2 but on classic mode this time https://www.82-0.com/share?id=Xq2AvAlk5EHt6oz7iUFU

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:09 (three days ago)

I wonder if you can only drag and drop positions on the computer version? That does really take the challenge out of it I'd think

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:10 (three days ago)

what took me a while to see in classic mode is that it's organized by PPG, not overall stats. So Paul George is probably a better 10s Pacers guy than Oladipo, and you can sort each list by position and stat.

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:11 (three days ago)

the real hoops IQ sicko mode would be no list, just name the guy

symsymsym, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:12 (three days ago)

Selecting players with roster flexibility is nice move. Gives you the ability to still work in the best players in subsequent rounds.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:12 (three days ago)

yeah thats what it should be xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:14 (three days ago)

Let's build a team that goes 0-82! pic.twitter.com/HvxHDJcsl6

— Nerd Sesh (@Nerd_Sesh) June 3, 2026

knew carson would be all over this lol

k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 June 2026 23:31 (three days ago)

i started off a team with lebron '10s lakers and apparently you can't fill more than one slot with the same guy because when '10s cleveland came up lebron was off the list

circles, Thursday, 4 June 2026 00:10 (two days ago)

yeah thats disappointing

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2026 00:12 (two days ago)

I mean that makes sense

k3vin k., Thursday, 4 June 2026 03:49 (two days ago)

Got my first 82-0:

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=OcYSNwnWqeOSkVvHycdx

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 4 June 2026 17:46 (two days ago)

I just went 3-79, think you can go 82-0?

Play 82-0: https://www.82-0.com/share?id=eRONbjyaveI1Z2vqaPfE

this is as low as ive gotten with the training wheels on

big boodith judith (m bison), Thursday, 4 June 2026 18:29 (two days ago)

zion playing 43 games sorry denied

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Thursday, 4 June 2026 18:33 (two days ago)

Imagining Jordan murdering Harden on court as he chokes away a series.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 4 June 2026 19:07 (two days ago)

https://www.82-0.com/share?id=rPjJ6O3BbMbKS0PGqQyf

y'all scrubs. go back to the toilet bowl

dread billy (boneskull), Friday, 5 June 2026 00:07 (yesterday)

other team has no shot at a rebound

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 5 June 2026 00:08 (yesterday)

https://databallr-next-migration.vercel.app/sixrings

like the 82-0 game but it’s composite metrics rather than points/rebounds/assists

k3vin k., Friday, 5 June 2026 07:01 (yesterday)

not that fun tbh too easy to get 99th percentile

k3vin k., Friday, 5 June 2026 07:15 (yesterday)

actually it must have been glitching or something for me
earlier it’s good

k3vin k., Friday, 5 June 2026 11:01 (yesterday)

I assume it doesn't have older players because of certain stats not being counted back then.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 5 June 2026 11:32 (yesterday)

seems like it starts with the merger since I’ve seen some late 70s though recent years are heavily represented

k3vin k., Friday, 5 June 2026 11:48 (yesterday)


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