"The annual Jags-Titans Thursday night game should be the opposite of a national holiday" Week 11 NFL 2015-6

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Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars

Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta Falcons
Oakland Raiders at Detroit Lions
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia Eagles
New York Jets at Houston Texans
Denver Broncos at Chicago Bears
Washington Mirelurks at Carolina Panthers
Dallas Cowboys at Miami Dolphins
St. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens

Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

not that anyone would've cared particularly if this thread didn't start till tomorrow...

or until 4pm sunday maybe. 1pm games are p gross but pack/vikes and bengals/cards are worth waiting all day for sunday late afternoon/evening

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

They're doing the weird unis thing again this week, but I'm kind of into these alternate Jags jerseys. Not the whole same-color jerseys/pants combo, but the jerseys would look tight as hell with black or white pants. Plus, there'd be one less turquoise team in the league.

(No comment on the game. I only saw the last 2 minutes before halftime.)

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

jax 1st and goal on the 5, runs middle 3 times like it's 1994.

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

allen robinson is having a great game

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

1) - those unis looked bad enough for the jags but the titans looked like they were at a sleepover
2) - the titans have a tight end named SUPERNAW
3) - that two minute drill by tennessee at the end of the game was the least enthusiastic potential game winning drive ever; they had every chance to get back in the standings and they couldn't even line up reasonably quickly
4) - neither of these teams deserve to be anywhere near the playoffs

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:22 (eight years ago) link

pack/vikes and bengals/cards kinda ARE the only shows this weekend huh

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:36 (eight years ago) link

I'd like to watch the Bears and Broncos game, but it's not on around here. Might have been different if it was Manning playing QB.

Got to think either way that Fox and Cutler both would like to win that game. I would not be surprised if Fox pulls out some crazy blitzes this week.

earlnash, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link

um

Why do receivers instinctively pop up, gyrate and make the first down sign after taking a big (or little) hit? They’re communicating in the language of hunters, “I ain’t scared!”

Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him.

Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.


http://j.school/post/133428917335/heres-why-cam-newton-plays-in-the-jungle

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

don't link to whitlock

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

yeah, my bad. sorry.

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

Kaepernick - torn labrum, out for season. nice knowing you.

brimstead, Saturday, 21 November 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

oh hey welcome back desean jackson

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

kap gotta be done w the niners, seems like a good reclamation project for a more functional team
tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

the eagles are a very bad team

Mordy, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

that is a weird game. car vs was also. both those games are defensive grinds on paper but combined 12 1st half tds.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

LOLmo

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

that was real dumb

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

Two picks for Carrie Underwood's ex, both of them while under pressure and neither of which needed to be forced.

WELCOME BACK TONE

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link

the first one to Grimes wasn't as funny but it was typical Romo

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link

yeah i know he's terrible right

yes wave (rip van wanko), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

wtf is Landry doing on that kick return?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

now I've seen it all. our punter got whistled for a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

Whoa, post-game announcement from the Ravens that Flacco tore his ACL and is done for the year.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

rip joe flac

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

how long has it been since baltimore finished w/ a genuinely bad record? curious to see what newsome can do w/ good draft position

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

07 was the last time they had a sub 500 record (5-11)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link

ah right, billick's last season

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

they've had three losing seasons this century, which is more than i thought but still not bad. steelers have only had one losing season this century, pats have only had one* (2000), broncos have only had one, packers have had two.

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link

Lol I remember the Patriots' s one well cos Miami had to beat them in week 17 to win the AFC East.

Broncos I didn't realize.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link

I kinda picture the Colts comeback against the Falcons in the second half being like the movie "Stripes" with Matt Hasselback as Sgt. Hulka.

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Next week's Bucs and Colts matchup is actually a playoff tussle with the Bucs 5-5 and just outside the Wild Card in the NFC.

earlnash, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:29 (eight years ago) link

P sure Carson forgot what year it was on that throw

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link

i like how this season only a few teams are hoarding all the wins then there are million others playing .500 fighting for playoffs spots its good imo

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

i agree, looking over the schedule there were a lot of unappealing looking games but many of them were teams in similar situations jockeying for the playoffs. it's interesting now but in the end there's going to be two or three pretty bad teams wildcard weekend.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link

noticed i had some kind of rooting interest in nearly every game because of this, although the teams i was pulling for lost except for like 2 games so hoping cards press on here, and of course that by tomorrow that shit is behind me

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

cards seem better

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

intersting that the early line for carolina/dallas on thxgiving in EVEN

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

is not in

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

bookies loving romo i guess

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

that does seem insane tho

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

there is still no respect for the panthers. they have been pretty good for a few years now but i guess it is weird to think of them as a really good team. their good players are not showy is probably another element, it is a pretty headline unfriendly team in that regard outside of cam. and then there is cam himself of course.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

teams that just grind get no love, panthers are maybe the best grinding team since like the mcnair titans

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

imo we dont really need to different between the shotgun and the pistol

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

I'm into this Panthers team. I'd love to see a Super Bowl 50 with a couple small market teams, though I'm still not convinced the Bengals can seal the deal.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

i'm gonna sic some running backs on you for saying that xp

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

i want the pats and panthers to go undefeated and meet in the sbowl and the 72 dolphins to suicide themselves at halftime during an aerosmith/bieber duet

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link

^ lol yes this!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

serve them poisoned champagne

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

great clock management marv

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link

why did the bengals run that play on 3rd and 2? you can't run and pick up 2 yds and another set of downs?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link

they got into FG range and had the game and clock under control and swung for the fence 2 out of 3 plays.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

terrible
what were they thinking leaving the cards this much time
(definitely rooting for super cardinals here)

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

that was a pretty insane drive

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

but yeah def left too much time

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

wau @ that penalty

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:45 (eight years ago) link

its p funny how that worked

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:46 (eight years ago) link

always good too see bad coaching punished. altho arians was lucky to get a chance to redeem himself after the lame 3 and out before.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link

least convincing 7.5 minute scoring drive ever

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link

uhhhh this bills rush

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

brady gotta be mega pissed off right now

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link

he slammed his helmet down quasi hard not hard enough so it didnt stay on the helmet rack

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

cmon defense somebody pick one off

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

What a game....

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

well the ne wr corps might be in pieces but they are making plays when they get chance

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link

lafell's hands are way better than his reputation would suggest

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

He was just rusty his first game back

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

game

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link

beautiful

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

if they had gone into the half tied rex would have acted like he won the super bowl

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (eight years ago) link

Heads up play by white breaking that tackle

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link

wtf at this

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

what the hell!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

penalty flag on the officials

dola should have run it in

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

this is like that tv commercial with the officials. unbelievable.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

Good job refs

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

Bullshit

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

grade A making it up as you go along guys

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

lol @ belichick telling the fans to settle down

wtf at these refs seriously

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Must all be 0art of Goodell's secret plan

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

cost them 20 yards at least

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

*part

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

get the fuck out of there, rex

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

fucking rex! send him to the stands

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

whistle def happened w ball in the air

refs physically help up brady more than any nfl player in history

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link

Ugh

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:24 (eight years ago) link

uh yeah "helping" him by robbing him of a td

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link

i mean they def tried to make up for it and lol w that penalty on rex but the patriots got robbed dont get it twisted

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link

bills td call also a lil sketchy there, change ruling to TD to review it and then rule that the call stands not confirmed. smh. not really material but still.

gronk got cold hands tonite

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

bills PI offense not quite working out

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

<3 chandler jones

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link

maybe time to give up some edge on kick returns so that 1 of the 2 healthy wrs doesn't die.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

Srsly

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

put freeney back there, if he gets hurt that might help

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:45 (eight years ago) link

correct about the bills td, if they had called down on the 1 onfield and it was challenged that call would have stood.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

Amendola's practically carrying this team

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link

there is a ton of room to run after the catch against these defenses

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link

get out rex

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

have these guys ever officiated a football game

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

rex is going to show the safety that play over and over, clockwork orange style

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

omg amendola

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

oh no amendola is out nooooo

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

dang how is #61 still in the game

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

I don't even know

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

man i hope amendola is ok

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

pays offense just their practice squad plus brady n gronk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

every brady long ball has looked like a pick waiting to happen

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

i hate this game

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

tommy gettin rung up

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:33 (eight years ago) link

can the pats get a second bye week or something

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link

i support this concept

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link

it really bothers me that steve young, trent dilfer, and ray lewis are referred to as "the fellas"

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:51 (eight years ago) link

yeah that was not a first down but thanks for the free timeout you assholes

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

that was maybe the worst spot i've ever seen

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

and that's a catch. these guys can't get anything right.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

lol they really can't, it has been a bravura showing by the zebras

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

not a lot of confidence shown by the refs tonight

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link

they seemed confused by the rules of football, yes

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:09 (eight years ago) link

Grinder should go to the fans for sticking with it

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

they should give grinder to the replay official one of these days

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link

jim bob cooter

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

God this Big Sean is a really limp-dicked version of Meek's "Dreamchasers "

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

RIP chip

k3vin k., Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

If Chip is fired in Philly, he'll quickly be snapped up by an NCAA school or, if he prefers, become an offensive coordinator elsewhere in the NFL.

Aimless, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link

lol this line is insane

http://i.imgur.com/pGN8eDU.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

saw it was -2 dallas yesterday iirc

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

lol romo

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

home just in time to see romoception pick six <3

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

well that didn't take long did it

yes wave (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

panthers have the best twitter in the league imo

https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/669946271373926401

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

HAAAAAAAAAAH

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

thankful 4 romo

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

#grateful

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

<3 romo

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

omfg

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

simms romo apologetics throughout all of this are making it even better

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

none of the teams on the rest of carolina's schedule is playing well right now. they really could 16-0.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

praying so hard for an undefeated superbowl matchup

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GjTR1.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

praying for pats to still have 45 healthy players by the time the playoffs come round

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

somehow weird that it is only halftime. plenty of time for more pick 6s

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

halftime show should be cole beasley doing a spin doctors medley

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link

shake it for my squirrels

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

country squirrel

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

killer cam

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

that celebration, cam has moves. also v much enjoying the cowboys trouncing. this is usually the football game i watch for the yr and it is always nice to see the boys lose

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

my understanding of the promos of this game is that brett favre is in star wars

johnny crunch, Friday, 27 November 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link

if we get an undefeated superbowl matchup i'm going to feel so bad about rooting against carolina

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUx1gbpUAAApalv.jpg

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's gonna be hard. one the one hand i'm a falcons fan and fuck the panthers, on the other hand i'm having a hard time grasping the hilarity of the pats having gone undefeated twice only to lose in the super bowl

balls, Friday, 27 November 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link

<3 jay cutler looking disgusted w turkey + postgame interview

anyway happy thanksgiving ilnfl

http://i.imgur.com/E72WoUd.gif

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link

I'm already seeing Cowboys fan talk that they should talk to Cleveland and try to get Manziel. I really want this to happen. I'm sure ESPN will have 24x7x365 coverage on the issue.

earlnash, Friday, 27 November 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

lol i have also seen 'who care about tmz bs??? HE CAN PLAY THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!' manziel truthers, dude really was the second coming of tim tebow

balls, Sunday, 29 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

i watch buffalo bills three weeks running ~_~

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

i want to root for them but their coach is hitlor

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

bortles throws the ball from fully 3 yards beyond the LOS, stupidest play i have seen in a while.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

i want to root for them but their coach is hitlor

― lag∞n, Sunday, November 29, 2015 1:30 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi when people hate on rex for non-football reasons. imo we need more loudmouth lunatics rather than people who treat this hideous game like a noble pursuit

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

dolphins 0-17 and counting on third down vs the jets this year

J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

sammy watkins going nuts

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes)
Posted: November 29, 2015 at 12:11:17 PM

idgi when people hate on rex for non-football reasons. imo we need more loudmouth lunatics rather than people who treat this hideous game like a noble pursuit

hes just repulsive to behold

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

Miami's backup center can't snap for shit. They're all hitting knee level or lower

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

really don't understand how suh has been that ineffectual for them, even with the jets' line strong as it is he should be able to sack the shit out of fitz at least once

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

Idk I think he's been fine, just hasn't racked up a sack.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

lag∞n
Posted: November 29, 2015 at 12:16:07 PM
sammy watkins going nuts

158 yds 2td 1st half

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link

Aight peace out Fins game

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

how the hell is what cromartie just did not a pick lol

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

ftr rex is a narcissistic baby who is bad at his job, and i like people who are good at things.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

i like ppl that r bad at things but rex so gross hes like a grosser chris christie

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

lol such intense hate! which, y'all being pats fans, is totally fine

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

in other news, that based ivory run was beautiful

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link

rex ryan is actually very gross this is true observable reality

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

he also missed making a key challenge on 3rd down then challenged the spot on 4th down and lost and the game was over lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

lol steelers snap the ball faster after you break out yr trick play formation

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

It seems pretty obvious that Matt Hasselbeck can still play some QB. Kind of surprising that some of the clubs with the total black hole at QB let this guy just be a backup for the past couple years.

earlnash, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

Xpost lol that was hilarious

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

the officiating crew in the niners game straight up lost track of the downs earlier.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link

way back in the day i thought rex was being smart by making crazy statements, taking the heat off his team by drawing media attention to himself

but actually it's just that he's a blowhard bro who doesn't seem very good at being a head coach. and lol at how belichick is rex's great white whale when belichick is all like 'whatever, he's just some guy we beat twice a year'

mookieproof, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

rexs thirst for belichick is extremely hilarious

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

how he cant conceal it at all

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

he's obsessed, it's actually unhealthy.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

uh does it make sense to go for two up two doesnt seem like it

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

phil simms doesnt understand the intentional grounding rule even after the refs explain

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

weird that he didn't get it even after they talked about it

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

washington is now in first place in the nfc east
with a record of 5-6
hail?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link

very strongly rooting for a losing team in the playoffs

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

i'm just rooting for the football giants not to go to the playoffs so there's no way the pats play them again

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

i kind of want the pats to go undefeated and play them i will regret saying this

lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

need vengeance

lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link

yeah i heard that the pats were rooting for giants to win that title game vs san fran in 2011 for this reason and uh..

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

Jimmy graham carted off w knee injury

Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link

good god the steelers coverage sucks

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

jeez look at that pathetic tackling

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 01:37 (eight years ago) link

wow wolfe fucked up that double team for the sack, v nice

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

jimmy graham done for season

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

not sure how the seahawks will replace his slightly above average production

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

talib is a lil over pumped for this one, i think rex has gotten to him

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link

yeahhhhh defense

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link

Brady looks like he's fishing for an INT

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link

yeah he throws one of those every game seems like. had to keep trying since they didn't pick off the first?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link

pats logo peeling off malcom brown's helmet

never seen that before

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

NE has apparently decided 14 points is enough. offensive gameplan seems to be to run the clock down at this point.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

that was a great punt

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

I guess the plan is working

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link

gotta say, i did not think that brandon bolden, receiver, would be the key to this game

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

lol

i guess it is a bad conditions kind of approach, not trying to force anything with the lead and the defense is giving them the luxury of choosing their moments

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

denver 3 of 3 on fumble recoveries. getting all the marginal calls too.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

guys might want to cover cj anderson

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

It's kinda wild how many yards Rofflesburger has put up in the past couple years. It's weird to think about the Steelers being this totally pass happy club, they go air now, no riding the bus now.

earlnash, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link

seriously...

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:19 (eight years ago) link

what a joke of a call

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

that is a ridiculous call there

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

just keep hitting osweiler i guess

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link

collinsworth going full phil simms narrating the obvious garbage call in detail as if it made any sense.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link

he's such a useless equivocator

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

ouch

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

uh oh better flag gronk for catching a pass

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

of course

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

oh no
nooooooo

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

charley horse right?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link

that doesn't look good

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:30 (eight years ago) link

i hate this game

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:34 (eight years ago) link

SIGH

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:38 (eight years ago) link

what the f

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link

ok we can just let denver win it's fine

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link

yessss

Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link

ok brady you have.. about a minute.. no receivers.. uh..

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

what the heck happened to the clock there

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

game truly being stolen from the pats this is objectively hilarious

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

do not want any more of this game

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

that's a good kick

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link

fuck it, i want collinsworth to have to call new england winning this game

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link

Gostkowski refuses to put us out of our mosery

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link

A rick moser pun

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

ugh totally forgot hightower got hurt too. didn't seem too serious since i guess he's been siting around on the sideline but still

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link

about that tackling cj anderson thing

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

man the old-school kubiak stretch plays really killed them tonight

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

i guess without collins and high on the field that makes sense

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

that was a running back performance for the ages

Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

peyton wouldn't have been able to throw the ball more than 6 yards past the line of scrimmage

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

xp it was.....narrowly on top for the best rb performance this week?

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb

― J0rdan S., Monday, November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not wrong at all, osweiler is looking like a decent system guy

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link

Lol @ brock's "60 minute game" comment

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

rumors in twitteronia so far that gronk's injury is not that bad

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:13 (eight years ago) link

he seemed okay and like he had panicked a bit even as he was getting onto the cart

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:14 (eight years ago) link

def possible it was just a nasty knee whack w/ no structural damage.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:15 (eight years ago) link

schefter tweeted that his source says doesn't seem to be serious

maybe he did panic b/c it was the same knee he tore the acl a couple years ago

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link

seemed confused that cart was not a party ship

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (eight years ago) link

congrats to the refs great win

lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (eight years ago) link

yah good win...REFS!

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link

its gonna be fun to watch the Broncos get smoked in the 1st round cuz they stuck with Peyton

frogbs, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVFzJQ3UAAAUkBA.jpg

sure, why not

mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

hey another reason to watch football on tv which is a much better product anyway

Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

thread idea: stupid, evil or both? could be a game show idea even.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

i've felt this season more than ever that it's inevitable that we will see someone die on the field from a catastrophic injury but this idea might hasten the process

Mordy, Monday, 30 November 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link

aw yes, when the inevitable suicide bomber attacks the stadium, a buncha cowboys with .45s are gonna make it stop with their slick shootin'

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

(not really inevitable, meant to add air quotes)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

Cleveland putting on a clinic in missing tackles

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link

omg

that was amazing

you guys, the browns

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:38 (eight years ago) link

that my friends is a Cleveland Browns ending for the ages

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:55 (eight years ago) link

I hate this team so much.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:00 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Sobe_homie/status/671550624069230592

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:28 (eight years ago) link

http://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-the-nfls-best-method-actor-1449002579

The rotating cast of characters Norman adopts each week also includes William Wallace from “Braveheart.” But none of those acts is more involved than his turn as Batman. He decided to embody the Dark Knight before a night game against the Indianapolis Colts after comparing a rainy Charlotte night to Gotham City. Norman said he had to “save a couple of people.” The Panthers won in overtime. “It was dark. It was rainy. It was misty. You had to come out of there and hit, fly around. You got a couple of bad guys out there you’re defending,” Norman told reporters.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

lol whatever works

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

what an awesome nerd

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

pretty entertaining article on the Browns' latest loss

http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/cleveland-browns-lose-ravens-blocked-field-goal/

Actually, we want to start at 56 seconds; that’s when Baltimore’s Matt Schaub made the first colossal blunder. He’s so good at making colossal blunders that I’m mildly surprised he is not currently the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback.

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

Colts coach Chuck Pagano admitted Monday that Frank Gore is "beat to crap."

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

GORE - Questionable (Beat to Crap)

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

somebody start a week 13 thread ffs

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

could just go back to the week 8 thread for old time's sake

Brad C., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

bump for thread title

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

Its still a cruddy game in a down NFL season.

earlnash, Thursday, 27 October 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link


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