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HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF CONDOMS
http://gawker.com/news/tom-brady/gisele-bundchen-victim-2-of-tom-brady-supersperm-242618.php

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

omg maybe bundchen-brady baby and moynahan-brady baby can have a tension-filled opposite-sides-of-the-tracks soap-opera-y relationship like on that one WB show!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

this is being discussed in the "off season moves" thread.

that's awesome.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that would be so gross

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

sister horseshoe you just blew my mind.

whoa.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

what if they never meet until they're in their teens and it becomes some horrible vc andrews book???

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

uuuugggggh yuck guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

is it wrong that I think that would be awesome?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah okay I disgust myself today.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

i'm staring blankly at my monitor now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Richard: One in three people are carrying Tom Brady's child. Look to the left of you, look to the right of you. If they aren't pregnant, it's you.

GUYS I'M THE ONLY GIRL HERE IN MY OFFICE, IT IS ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea otm in the other thread about how if he were another player he'd be catching shit for this. I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady can impregnate men, maybe?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

peyton has a new bar to hurdle if that is case
xp

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

ha!

just to clarify guys, I was referring to the show about the brothers who play basketball, which is not incestuous! but then, I did think Kevin's VC Andrews suggestion was kind of amazing. so I am gross.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

peyton manning has no time to even impregnant his wife, much less supermodel bitches. he gotta watch film.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

aw peyton.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

he has notebooks to fill!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

from now on i am referring to the quarterback of the new england patriots as "shawn kemp".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

peyton manning has no time to even impregnant his wife, much less supermodel bitches. he gotta watch film.

what do you think shawn kemp was doing?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

fucking peyton manning?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

yellowcard.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh but the vc andrews shit is a-ok.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

formulating a plan to beat the san diego chargers while knocking bridget moynahan up while talking to brazillian supermodel on his cell phone more like it.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

"he has notebooks to fill!"

haha, worst euphemism ever

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

you know, lk, I sort of realized that was unintentionally disgusting when I typed it but I was hoping nobody would notice. I think I need to take myself off the internet before I destroy it with gross.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, no wonder the pats got bounced in the playoffs. if you were shawn kemp would you rather extend your season by 3 weeks or go home to this:

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/03/giselepreggers.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

extend season by 3 weeks, honestly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I told ally I would bareback all this gisele budschenses, but ally sez she has the herp from leo :(

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

i know all of these gossips.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say "extend season by 3 weeks." Moynahan's pretty, though.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

"this" gossips

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

lol god :(

― cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he messed up imo by ditching moynahan and going with bundchen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

sexy talentless older lady v cat-faced herpes harborer, i mean it's like demi moore v paris hilton. it's a no brainer.

unless he is just trying to impregnate all of this vacant ladies to create a super army of porn-addicted serial killers as surmised on other thread.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

you've all caught a case of the crazies.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

SHAWN KEMP'S FINAL SOLUTION.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

omg "vacant ladies" I know you probably meant "dumb," but now I'm thinking "vacant"="is not yet incubating Brady-spawn".

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

nah dude. if you were talkin about the chick with the expressive eyebrows in the victoria's secret catalog tho i'd be on yr side 100%.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

[image]http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070218/070218_brady_hmed_130p.hmedium.jpg[/imahe]

I think bridge is losing the battle to the gizz tho...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha WE WILL ALL BE UNVACANT BY 2008

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol geddit?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

ew ew ew I hate me

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

tom brady is a predator ship

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

if you were talkin about the chick with the expressive eyebrows in the victoria's secret catalog ...
man, i've got to say, i was born about 20 years too late because if they had victoria's secret commercials on tv when i was 14.... well, never mind.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

why you need the commercials on the tv, they send like 7 catalogs per day to my house. i mean i imagine everyone gets hundreds of them every year, do you not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

i did not when i was 14 i can tell you that.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

also, they stopped arriving in the mail when i moved which was a week after me and the girl i was dating split last year. the irony is not lost on me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

man even victoria's secret is out to get you in this ex gf situation, that ain't right

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

i decided two weeks ago that that girl and towga no longer have any sway over me so screw them and screw victoria's secret too.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

that is the spirit, move up in the world to http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

hot girls are so hot. fuck.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Now I have visions of Brady spawn exploding from Moynahan and Bundchen's stomachs llike something out of the Alien.

― leavethecapital, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

wait. it that kate moss doing AP ads?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i want to get the purple iteration of the nikita set since i have it in every other color they've offered but $140 just for the bra??! it was like $20 less last time i bought it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is kate moss

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

GET BACK ON TOPIC

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Personal records
Highest single-game quarterback rating: 148.3 (at Indianapolis, October 21, 2001)
Highest single-season quarterback rating: 92.6 (2004-2005 season)
Highest career quarterback rating against a team: Atlanta Falcons (140.4)
Lowest impregnation total, season (minimum 2 lays): 12 (2001, 2003, 2006)
Highest impregnation total, season (minumum 2 lays): 14 (2002, 2004, 2005)

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Access to the URL: http://www.agentprovocateur.com/ has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Swimwear/Lingerie/Nudity, Fashion/Beauty.)

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's all that and MORE

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

one more hour to go.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

no beauty at work ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

OBVIOUSLY THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

u_u

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

guys you're all making my job seem way more awesome cos i can look at all of this white girls naked.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

almost on cue, towga gchats me. NOT GONNA WORK LADY.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

STAY STRONG KEVIN!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

pfft, she's 2,200 miles away from me i think i'll survive.
i'm making a sucker out of myself over someone but it sure isn't her.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ally would you like to trade jobs??

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

sure!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

what do you do?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

ally should just post screen caps of her monitor.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but isn't flickr blocked for you too?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, what does BILL BELLICHEK think about thsi?

― David R., Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

he's too busy nailing other people's wives to give a shit.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine he cares one way or another?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― horseshoe, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin, I'd take your job too from the sounds of it!

I am a (fake) technical writer at s3m1-c0nduct0rbius company. But more like a glorified data entry person.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

alright i will do it! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

semi-condoctor morbius???

― ghost rider, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Belichick is behind all of this.

― brownie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

leee, my younger sister is a technical writer, she writes software manuals. her first job out of college 10 years ago had a higher entry salary than me and my older sister were making combined. although, granted i was f'ing really poor back then.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

7 out of 10 morbii were actually bill belichick

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

HI DO YOU THINK LELIE IS GOING TO SHAPE UP INTO A NO. 1 RECEIVER?

Leee on Friday, March 9, 2007 2:54 AM (21 minutes ago)

training camp for the niners should be pretty funny this year - "and lelie burns lewis on a deep post... but he DROPS THE BALL!!"

so in conclusion no and also fuk u

― cankles, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ya but I'm not actually doing technical writing! Writing documentation for software applications sounds dreamy, to be honest.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

# post this thread last hour > # of post rest of last month

― jhøshea, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ally what is your employ? I'm thinking I should've asked before I committed o well.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i am in advertising

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

So, wait - if CK's right about Kraft's BONER FOR MORALITY, does that mean TB & BB are gonzo?!?!??

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

well theres moral and theres MORAL

aka we dont comment on players personal matters

― jhøshea, Friday, 9 March 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Just imagine the shit-storm if this was Vick.

― leavethecapital, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

david there's a difference between knocking a couple of women up (brady) and knocking a couple of women around (peter). there's also a huge difference between courting a known free-agent malcontent (moss) and keeping the best player on team if not division on the field (brady). kraft didn't become a billionaire by not knowing that some people are more important to an organization than others. that's why ty law wasn't cut when he got caught smuggling X across the canadian border but dejuan cherry was 86'ed before he was bailed out of jail.

horseshoe, i went out before the news came on last night but i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

on brady v. vick behavior:

i'm certainly no friend of brady, but recklessly impregnating two women of arguably equal star power is qualitatively different than recklessly infecting a groupie w/ herpes.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kinda surprised that CK actually answered my stupid question seriously!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

btw - BONER FOR MORALITY sounds like it would be a million seller for ray stevens.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, we are dancing around the issue here. Belichick is responsible for everything- leee's job, this board, Brady's bastardization of an entire continent. EVERY DAMN THING.

It makes me mad.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck him! But don't forget the IUD!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

or the raincoat!

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

no, unfortunately. :(

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Raincoat? What, does humping Mr. MVP end up turning into some fucked-up scene from a Miike film?

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

no, he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine Belichick's moment of truth to be like a Steven Wright show.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok well this is the worst conversation we've had yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, after i read that i was kind of ashamed of myself and now i wish i could take a shower.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i have a weird craving for green beans and garlic anything.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

If this is worse than art shell ass pockets then stop the world I want to get off.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

The local Thai place serves a garlic and green bean dish called "The Lonely Beans" ;_;

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

green beans and garlic anything

OK I know what cookies are, but this?

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i know it's friday on ilx but please let's not start on the cookies thing.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm too hungover to properly savor a good cookie right now anyway.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

that's bullshit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

PROPERLY savor it, i didn't say i wouldn't savor it at all but i have one of those all over bodyache hangovers.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

HI I HAVE NEW PICTURES ON FLICKR ALLY PLS PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/03/katsknockedup-thumb.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

lol pussy oven

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

i like the drummer photo but i would what with my drummer thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

the effect it is a trick i learned from Gordon Parks!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

...or stole, having seen examples done by gordon parks.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i only get that trick when i'm drunk and totally fuck up zooming on the camera by zooming maniacally while actually clicking the, uh, button like a retarded person. is that gordon parks's trick as well?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i think he was into temperance and sensibilty ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

god what a downer. crossing him off my party invite list.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

good coz he's dead ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

that hasn't stopped me from inviting ppl to a party before, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

RIP

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

lolleritis

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn i was hoping that said "lollertits"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

i demand that paris hilton's new insulting name for lilo be "lollertits"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tits McGillicutty

(just wanted to post that)

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

We set our tits ahead one hour tommorrow.

;_;

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh god wait we have to do that tomorrow? shit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, we lose one hour of tits

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i better make tonight count then

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, this whole spring ahead BS should take place on a Friday, around 4:30pm

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

OTMFM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, we lose one hour of tits

revolutions have been launched over less.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

tom brady has launched over less

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

tom brady has launched over tits for less

(just wanted to post that)

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

guys we should stop saying tits.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

knockers?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok !_!

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Fun bags!

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.
he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.

WAHT

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

SLEDGEHAMMERS SHOULD NEVER BE INVOLVED IN THE "MOMENT OF TRUTH"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

boxinghelena.jpg yet again?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

NEITHER SHOULD GALLAGHER

watermelons are ok tho

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I should spike a watermelon tonight.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, Tom-Brady-In-Cleveland.

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer the collective "rack".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

"puppies"!

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Like Tom, I cut mine up in pieces.

this may not be an xpost

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

"sweater meat"

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

boobage.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sticking with tits.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

"this thread".

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has all the drama and passion we've come to expect from Tom Brady.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

"we've come"

― HI DERE, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

rip this thread ;_;

Bright eyes,
Burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

45 minutes until i tear out of here and pour enough booze down my throat until i can't remember my own name.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

I like to think this thread is up in heaven with the Kosar thread and all the fake Dr morbii. Heaven needed a Brady thread... heaven needed a Brady thread.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

I should be disgusted, but I'm filled with pride for some reason.

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

but guys, I could have lived without ever being made aware of the phrase "sweater meat." ;_;

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

We'll have to agree to disagree.

― Leee, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

the prolific one is allegedly at it again.

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh christ, he put his mind to it and he knocked up that olson twin didn't he.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm waiting for Brady's Immaculate Conception.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

no woman is safe

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

not even bea arthur?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

imagine that kid, with brady's football smarts and maude's body type, he'd be the prototypical left tackle. i'll bet maude could've been another tony boselli if she'd chosen to go that route.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

so higgins, what did you hear? you can't just drop a bomb like that then bolt!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, CK's just another in a long line of namby-pamby naysayers that can never show Brady or the Pats any respect.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i heard a massage therapist has stepped forward to say she's carrying brady's child. this is starting to become a naughty version of spartacus.

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok, so is just shooting indiscriminately now? like one of those lawn sprinklers?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i heard you got knocked up in a bar

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

belichick is going to have holmes gelded!

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know who's playing center for the pats next season but i think maybe he should look into getting a norplant implant.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

AND THEY STILL COULDN'T GROW GRASS IN THEIR STADIUM!?

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking's easy. Horticulture's hard.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

My dad knocked up my mom two twice two times, and could never get the grass to turn any color besides taupe.

― David R., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

his stash of Maude adult fan fiction suggests, no

man, lawrence kansas, sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

jhoshea otm in the other thread about how if he were another player he'd be catching shit for this. I can't wait for Kornheiser et. al. to be all "virile, mmmm" about it.

― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this still cracks me up

― ~*~*~*~*GAMES AS ART*~*~*~*~ (cankles), Monday, 13 July 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

While JPMorgan’s $6.2 billion trading loss last year was “embarrassing,” the bank has delivered three years of “record” profit, he said.

“It was one of the stupidest things I’ve seen,” Dimon said. “I’m mostly sorry to my shareholders. But JPMorgan is not obviated by a mistake.”

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

“I owe him a lot,” Dimon said without specifying when the call took place. “At first I thought it was a friend of mine pulling a prank. I thought it was Lloyd Blankfein,” he said, referring to the CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-22/jain-calls-with-dimon-to-allow-banks-to-fail.html

wtf

― iatee, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

omg maybe bundchen-brady baby and moynahan-brady baby can have a tension-filled opposite-sides-of-the-tracks soap-opera-y relationship like on that one WB show!
― horseshoe, Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

lol

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

current facebook friends status update

http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/9cf3eb30423811e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

romo should be in the back of the pickup

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

he's in one of the vacants obvs

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

kudos

― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

i really want to see brady get at least one more super bowl ring before retirement

at least either ed reed or randy moss will definitely get their first one

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

reasons to go on, yes.

― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

Dimon said Tom Brady, the New England Patriots football player who has passed Joe Montana for the most National Football League playoff wins by a quarterback, called to cheer him up after the loss.

― iatee, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 5:04 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did not need to know this

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzbMP7pLRkA

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i.minus.com/i74ZJ1CJydgMj.gif

― 乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)

― lag∞n, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:13 (twelve years ago)

and that was before brady tried to throw the game away. i wonder what the story is.

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 October 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Ttf4C6DVnIuShqObdKoxYg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/b7d73789989f7ea54a70e1387e680bc9

― nomar, Saturday, 6 May 2017 22:54 (nine years ago)

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