Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

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just in case we needed any more reason to believe hurting was just a big elitist dickhead at heart

-- El Tomboto, Monday, August 27, 2007 10:12 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you'd better be fucking glad blount quit posting

-- El Tomboto, Monday, August 27, 2007 10:12 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gershy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

*snort*

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link

:D
WHERE DA ALL CAPS AT?

gershy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 06:08 (sixteen years ago) link

gershy lol @ corny hindi porn you posted in "Ask Heave Ho" (I'm banned from IRE again)

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 06:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i was searching some half-remembered urdu phrase this bro i went to college with taught me, eventually i ended up with "urdu" and "sexy stories" as my search and that came up - i thought it might be hindi but fuck all i know

gershy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 06:41 (sixteen years ago) link

hindi is sanskritized urdu and urdu is arabized/persianized hindi, i get the gist of that story

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

did u achieve much hard one

am0n, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

achieve obtain

am0n, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

no, it's like the words FUCK CUNT DICK repeated again and again with only the weakest of story to link them up.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43 (Yesterday) Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44
I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43 (Yesterday) Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44
I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43 (Yesterday) Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44
I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43 (Yesterday) Link

also I hate you and think you're an imbecile.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:44

gershy, Friday, 31 August 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder what dark deed incited that

Heave Ho, Friday, 31 August 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

hindi is sanskritized urdu and urdu is arabized/persianized hindi, i get the gist of that story

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:33 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

leave me out of this

sanskrit, Friday, 31 August 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

tho lol at this bitch naming her song bird flu after gucci mane already did that

-- and what, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:58

Frogman Henry, Friday, 31 August 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

That's so cool, Heave Ho, you have posted a whole bunch of rubbish random pictures, like loads of other random ILXors.

-- Boaby, Saturday, 1 September 2007 09:57 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

W4LTER, Monday, 3 September 2007 06:36 (sixteen years ago) link

holy shit what thread is that tombot rant from?

roffle roffle, Monday, 3 September 2007 11:14 (sixteen years ago) link

this should be a poll

HARDEST INTERNET HARDMAN: Marcello v. Tombot v. ?(Dom P.?) v. ? ...

am0n, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I made Marcello quit the boards like 3 times

El Tomboto, Monday, 3 September 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that must have required a lot of effort.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 3 September 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

how about I lock THIS thread, change that thread title to "tehresa and the noise friends!," and then go have a cigarette and ban both of you sitewide if this childish petty bullshit is still on when I come back?

-- TOMBOT, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:11 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

yes!

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm quitting this board until my fiancee starts posting again and you can all go fuck yourselves especially the ones I hate.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:02 AM (3 years ago)

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

god, where IS that long tombot indictment of kate from?

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

"what prescription medicine do you take" or summat like that

Heave Ho, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Is ADHD a real disorder?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

hey dude, green is .390 in september so far. he didn't just "get hot" as the month is ten days from being over. so it seems just like with your pedro prognostications, you're wrong again.

-- hstencil, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:13 AM (1 week ago)

aw, you're so cuet, fattey :)
why don't you go off on an anti-polish rant, that is so adorable

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:21 AM (1 week ago)

i didn't state that he "just" got hot you pathetic hardman, go shill some lame-ass indie band, acne-scarred dolt.

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:26 AM (1 week ago)

your fucking poor self-esteem aggro bullshit is endearing to some, grow up and drop 75 pounds before you drown in a pool of your own bile

-- gershy, Thursday, September 20, 2007 4:43 AM (1 week ago)

:))))))

am0n, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link

lol drunken tirade

-- gershy, Friday, 21 September 2007 04:52 (3 days ago)

Heave Ho, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

4:21 AM
4:26 AM
4:43 AM

jergïns, Saturday, 29 September 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

looove elapsed time filled with anger

jergïns, Saturday, 29 September 2007 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 August 2007 19:43

How much to get that engraved on my ipod?

svend, Saturday, 29 September 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i have become what i most feared

gershy, Saturday, 29 September 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

you feared being hilarious??

electricsound, Saturday, 29 September 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

How about fuck you grady you obsessive compulsive tranny bitch

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, September 8, 2007 6:50 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Sunday, 30 September 2007 13:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont know if its worse to be ocd or a transvestite

max, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

some people just ain't cut out for HARDMAN status

oh go eat a fucking dick gershy

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Occupy your mouth elsewhere.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Gershy, I fucked up. It's no excuse, but I drank too much sake and had a shitty day at work. I apologize.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, October 13, 2007 11:33 PM (Yesterday)

gershy, Sunday, 14 October 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3682/mahoganyoh4.jpg

ciderpress, Sunday, 14 October 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

gershy what thread is that from?

jergïns, Monday, 15 October 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link

the NSA pre 9/11 one

gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link

NSA domestic spying in place BEFORE 9/11

gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

"I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would" is still. by far, the greatest line ever.

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Macho macho man
He's got to be, a macho man

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, we didn't really speak beyond "hello"

electricsound, Thursday, 18 October 2007 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I met her and she was nice.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 18 October 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I met Jim and he wouldn't shut up about how much he loves The John Butler Trio.

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 18 October 2007 12:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Not "semi-covertly", but under my own name. I often post on Guardian blogs. What's so weird about joining in a discussion we are encouraging? Intrigued to know we have a "hardon" for things rightwing as well. Hadn't noticed myself, but there you go. What would I know? Good to see you're as rational as ever, Dom, and not at all embittered about anything.

-- ithappens, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:41 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I met her once, and she ate a lot of food. Because she's fat.

-- Dom Passantino

That's what we like to call a own goal, fatboy.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9283/chappelletimehatersqw0.jpg

More plz

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

srsly, this is a moment of greatness.

John Justen, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

hey look! the human fucking race!

retards!

-- El Tomboto

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1608539.jpg

gershy, Thursday, 8 November 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

good work tonight

jergïns, Thursday, 13 December 2007 08:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Ask Pleasant Plains

Dr C: INTERNET HARDMAN

Dom Passantino, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

"I wouldn't recommend it though."

gershy, Friday, 21 December 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it breaks some sort of guy code to call out another guy's girl like that. Where I grew up, you could get hurt for pulling shit like that. What a fucking idiot.

-- Bill Magill

jim, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

ban nude spock

Crêpe, Saturday, 22 December 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

these are my least favorite threads on ILX because it is invariably a bunch of no-nothing dickasses (myself included) giving bullshitty-ass advice. if you don't have a medical doctorate or first-hand experience, then your opinion is worthless.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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i think first-hand experience was the whole idea

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ya no shit you creepy mofo, i'm talking to all the non-firsthand-experience ppl

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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ohhh... kay.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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¯\(°_o)/¯

-- cankles, Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:23 PM (1 month ago)

^^^
still funny

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 December 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

seriously he started a lot of decent threads, I have absolutely no idea why he never got the clue that his stalker shit was unwelcome in the PERMABAN sense. I mean the moron pissed off only like half a dozen people who are all typically okay with gerhsy/dom/etc - just saying, it takes a bit of effort to be that much of an asshole, and especially with warnings

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 14:29 (1 hour ago)

Heave Ho, Monday, 24 December 2007 11:01 (sixteen years ago) link

to whom does that refer

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 11:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the poster

roxymuzak, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:20 (sixteen years ago) link

hardman forward hardman pullup

jergïns, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

gr8080, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.touchgloves.com/news/kimbo_sliceimage2.jpg
^^Tombot, yesterday.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:52 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 7 January 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

"we don't know"

roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i think tombot is trying to lower his post count in order to pour some cold water on this out of control crush i obviously have on him

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

what thread is that morbius post from?

omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link

old ----> new

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah. Fuck you, omar little.

-- Mordechai Shinefield

omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

pwned

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link

shit usually shinefield keeps it in check

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 8 January 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

old ----> new thread could be goldmine, in so many ways...

dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 07:29 (sixteen years ago) link

'hip to be square' and 'power of love'. don't know and couldn't give a shit if they were successive

-- Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 07:16 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 11:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Rolling ILX Into the Shitbin Thread

no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!

-- dell, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:46 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Geir polls

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:17 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ghost of dave ling polls

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:21 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

magical phone springs threads

-- Ste, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:22 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no LJ? Did I miss something?

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:22 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Fascist Noize regime.

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:23 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can't embed Youtube clips

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rev:
BAN LOUIS JAGG3R (this time 4 realz)

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Can't embed Youtube clips

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:24 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

was thinking about this but i think like 85% of threads would become impossible to navigate and/or would take 90 mins to load

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:26 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

never ban louis jagger

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, January 13, 2008 6:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:35 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!
no LJ no Heave Ho no rent!

-- dell, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Leave it long enough and HH will get in touch with you.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:35 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

pipecock

-- The Reverend, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:42 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Let's not turn this into another football thread

-- That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:44 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait guys I just had the best idea ever

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:01 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait actually my idea was boring and has been discussed many times before on several other threads that are easily discovered using half of a cockroach's nerve center and the search function

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:02 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

This thread has been locked by an administrator

Formatting help

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 January 2008 11:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Putting the LJ thread into ITR.

Tombot, you're hard, you're hard.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link

oh noes!

DG, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Tombot on some kung fu shit today.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link

he's got his gundam cosplay suit on

DG, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/2831/1187355010932lp0.jpg

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

sans his signature DECREE NISI CANNON

DG, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

its 2008 guys

max, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

tax year

DG, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

How many places are you going to simper, sunshine?

-- Dickerson Pike, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:12 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

which of your login names do you want me to ban first - mummenschanz or dickerson?

-- TOMBOT, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:36 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait I forgot you don't get to choose

-- TOMBOT, Monday, February 11, 2008 12:36 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 March 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yes please do continue encouraging the addled creeps that pop up from time to time. it did wonders for aaron zanders

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:45 (23 minutes ago) Link

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says the dude who could just as easily ban him

-- J0rdan S., Monday, 10 March 2008 09:46 (23 minutes ago) Link

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banned him two hours ago, schmuck

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 09:59 (10 minutes ago) Link

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and a week before that, and so on and so on

you got some lip for a guy that I could "easily ban"

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:00 (9 minutes ago) Link

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darraghmac, Monday, 10 March 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

"some lip for a guy i could easily ban"

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

o_O

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

it was supposed to be funny like bad cop moustache

El Tomboto, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i lol'd

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 March 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

but did gr8080 lol?

electricsound, Monday, 10 March 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

^^the question

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry.

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 06:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I LOLED

strgn, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link

BIKERS

strgn, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 10:21 (sixteen years ago) link

aTHOSE FUKS

strgn, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8607/internethardmanev8.png

libcrypt, Sunday, 16 March 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder what dark deed incited that

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 31 August 2007 02:54 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^^great post

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

it means that threads were deleted, I think.

-- sleeve, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:01 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, "what happened on ILX today" and "Most retarded mod (POLL)"

-- TOMBOT, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:09 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sad really that neither of them panned out into enlightening discussion culminating in a brilliant compromise which could help us all lead better lives, as I'm sure their founders had intended

-- TOMBOT, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki, Monday, 17 March 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

hey wait isn't it time for HARDMAN 2008

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 17 March 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

wait guys I just had the best idea ever

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:01 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait actually my idea was boring and has been discussed many times before on several other threads that are easily discovered using half of a cockroach's nerve center and the search function

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:02 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

This thread has been locked by an administrator

<3<3<3

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 March 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Can Matt DC Have A Pony?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Bodie, Omar, Bubs, even Stringer, I think, all had a lot more depth written into them over the course of the series.

a) You are king of the obvious.
b) I mean, really, one of the greatest character-driven dramas ever produced contains fleshed-out humanized characters.
c) Next you're going to tell me about the show's Dickensian aspects.
d) When you die, Stringer is going to make you his bitch.

-- David R., Wednesday, March 19, 2008 5:05 AM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Coward.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:38 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

But we already knew that, didn't we.

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 3:39 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

tomobot is my ILX hero.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

o.nate im really wondering whether i should explain this simple ass shit to you or just tell you to fuck off

but youre not american are you? so yr ignorance is forgivable.

-- jhøshea, Thursday, March 27, 2008 3:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

can we not clog up roxy's board with this crap?

chaki, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

lol im a hardman now!

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 March 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.garycole.net/Films/Talladega_Nights/Gary_Cole_and_Will_Ferrell_in_Talladega_Nights.jpg
l-r: me, jhoteesh

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

halp i canno see! i didnt know how deep this hardman life ran!

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"clogging" "up" "roxy's" "board" is ok as long as it isn't started by dom "meta"

roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki has a whole board to be butthurt on.

banriquit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki was making joke abt tom telling him to stop clogging up the main bords w/his beefs

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

enrique is so mad he is banned from ask chaki lol. also this thread is totally meta, rox.

chaki, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Nuke an ILX Balkan Republic

Needs a remake?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

totally

Mr. Que, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Pass the popcorn.

felicity, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

enrique is so mad he is banned from ask chaki lol. also this thread is totally meta, rox.

maybe you can spot the clue in my post implying that the real issue is something else?

roxymuzak, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://epguides.com/BluesClues/cast.jpg

bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I've got issues, you little shits

-- El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 3:23 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Friday, 4 April 2008 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 08:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Well!

King Boy Pato, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

a bit of introspection is strongly advised before you attempt to expand on that

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 April 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link

!

I really didn't know it was serious, Tombot. Apologies!

roxymuzak, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link

aye me too.

banriquit, Friday, 4 April 2008 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 22 April 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

As I said the other day, no-one really knows how they come across either on-line or IRL. Two posters described my on-line persona as 'scary' and that of 'an internet hardman' which was a surprise. I thought I probably came across as q.friendly and slightly boring. Both these people said I was 'very nice' in real life, whereas I'd have thought I'd be more likely to be described as rude IRL.
What do we mean by 'hard' here anyway, Mark H? Do you mean rude/ pushy/intimidating or physically tough? People who go around being intimidating are usually actually not v. tough when it comes to it, I've found. I think I'm above averagely tough in that I'm not bothered about taking a knock or two (mainly on the sports field) but I wouldn't want to fight anyone. There's always someone harder.

-- Dr. C (Dr. C), Saturday, June 5, 2004 8:24 AM (3 years ago)

gershy, Friday, 25 April 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I just would ike to point out that when I met Kate St. Clair in person, in real life, in a london pub, she came off exactly the fucking insane homeless bonkers bag lady archetype I thought she would. I vote hard to the left but I don't suffer a fool for very long. I suspect the rest of the FAP crowd felt sorry for me while I endured your lecture on the Masonic conference rooms of London, but I've learned my lesson not to speak for others. To cover my own sentiments, how about a big FUCK YOU YOU'RE PRETTY STUPID. Congrats on getting to open for an overrated pack of 40something talentless bithces that one time, that is something the rest of us will never get to do.

- I know everyone's already jerked off over this multiple times, but may I just repeat how amazing this is?

Vichitravirya_XI, Friday, 25 April 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

for the record, fuck you deej for calling me a dick after you LINKED US TO THE THREAD

-- J0rdan S., Friday, April 25, 2008 3:09 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah linking to a deleted post is a big deal dude

-- deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:58 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

theres a reason i didnt c+p it

-- deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:59 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you guys brothers or what the fuck

-- El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:01 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

As I said the other day, no-one really knows how they come across either on-line or IRL. Two posters described my on-line persona as 'scary' and that of 'an internet hardman' which was a surprise. I thought I probably came across as q.friendly and slightly boring. Both these people said I was 'very nice' in real life, whereas I'd have thought I'd be more likely to be described as rude IRL.
What do we mean by 'hard' here anyway, Mark H? Do you mean rude/ pushy/intimidating or physically tough? People who go around being intimidating are usually actually not v. tough when it comes to it, I've found. I think I'm above averagely tough in that I'm not bothered about taking a knock or two (mainly on the sports field) but I wouldn't want to fight anyone. There's always someone harder.

-- Dr. C (Dr. C), Saturday, June 5, 2004 8:24 AM (3 years ago)

-- gershy, Friday, April 25, 2008 1:47 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

walk softly ...

deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

for the record, fuck you deej for calling me a dick after you LINKED US TO THE THREAD

-- J0rdan S., Friday, April 25, 2008 3:09 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah linking to a deleted post is a big deal dude

-- deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:58 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

theres a reason i didnt c+p it

-- deej, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:59 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

are you guys brothers or what the fuck

-- El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:01 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wtf is this shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

Should be cross-reffed with the "casually mentioning" thread.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

It's on the Legendary Posts thread or something? It's not really Hardman per se but it made me lol.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.hardmans.com/images/hardmans_logo_web.jpg

gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link

one for the ages there tonight

J0rdan S., Friday, 2 May 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

hot damn

The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link

that is pretty fucked up of you

The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i know right

J0rdan S., Friday, 2 May 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

this is so fucking epic

The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf

The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link

nm

The Reverend, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link

does anybody have a good excuse for either of you to occupy my mind for the next three days

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:24 (fifteen years ago) link

too late. hey kids, it's the weekend. get out of the house. maybe I will too.

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link

ILX needs an off button

John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:31 (fifteen years ago) link

what the hell is going on

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:42 (fifteen years ago) link

BEAR PHOTOS FREE is going on

John Justen, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:43 (fifteen years ago) link

sarges be causin controversies all over the ilx

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link

"This is how Nazi Germany started."

gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

does anybody have a good excuse for either of you to occupy my mind for the next three days

-- chaki, Friday, May 2, 2008 2:24 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

too late. hey kids, it's the weekend. get out of the house. maybe I will too.

-- chaki, Friday, May 2, 2008 2:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 May 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

(no offense to chaki or tombot btw, I was just lolling at TOMBOT starting beefs with mild-mannered ringtone dudes)

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

you guys are going to learn, I think, that I'm the nicest mod you fucking have

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:22 (52 minutes ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

is it miller time in your time zone? cause i would imagine that refreshing beer could help you forget the factthat you are a small-minded syphilitic degenerate with shit-for-brains and a huge mouth.

-- elan, Monday, December 31, 2007 8:39 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

May I suggest that you liberate your mind from the gutter, you insufferable cunt.

-- Trevor, Sunday, February 3, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

(4 months ago)

(6 years ago)

gff, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://ldsblogs.com/media/blogs/jesuschrist/SaviorAndRedeemer.jpg

you guys are going to learn, I think, that I'm the nicest mod you fucking have

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 18:22 (52 minutes ago) Link

chaki, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

im getting really tired of your idea that anyone gives a fuck about your posts and would give a shit if you got banned tomorrow

-- and what, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Friday, 20 June 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fs.fed.us/raws/images/logo4.gif

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 June 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

what the hell is that

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 20 June 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i1.tinypic.com/5390ojl.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 June 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link

classic shit tonight

robschneiderMk2 (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Seannadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i1.tinypic.com/5390ojl.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

144000 (Jackie Wilson), Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link

real talk: spiralli's greatest hits would be pound-for-pound a lot of boring shit without a single idea you hadn't heard before about a thousand times

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:20 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

really really want RS to respond

country matters, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link

You're pretty high up in the Suggest Ban standings. You may want to take a little bit of time and think about why that is (hint: I just told you).

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whodat?

joie de smash (The Reverend), Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:46 (fifteen years ago) link

tuomas

robschneiderMk2 (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

tuomas on the batman thred

special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah it was tuomas on the batman thread having an argument with spiralli's mom who I think is hot but enrique said was wearing too much makeup

plus as it turns out she's going out with dom and luna is her sister

on top of that spiralli himself was in the room when jagger murdered ghost rider with chaki's kitchen knife, and wouldn't you know

TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link


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