it's critical for the nation to have its say about whether the powers of the watchdog should be slightly more coercive than they are now or remain approximately as coercive as they are now
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:25 (eight years ago) link
Fellas, I don't want to scare you but: TRADE UNIONS
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 May 2016 12:35 (eight years ago) link
witch hunt royal commission now
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 9 May 2016 00:11 (eight years ago) link
duncan is a terrible terrible man who needs our help must be crushed so that the australian building and construction commission can acquire slightly increased powers
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
Turnbull is such a pus-filled shithead
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link
And a shit filled pus head.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:02 (eight years ago) link
yeah, and saying "oh but the party won't let him do what he wants to do" isn't good enough, he's the leader and can make better choices and pick the not-cruel battles
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 03:54 (eight years ago) link
exactly. you don't sell what little soul you have for power and get to pretend you're better than that.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link
incredible how he's always been "yes marriage equality" then gets in and commits to abbott's bigoted bullshit $200m not-even-binding plebiscite
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link
"the people deserve a say"
no
they don't
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:03 (eight years ago) link
"the people" are fuckwits who think offshore detention is protecting us from something. if having these fuckers in charge didn't hit me and my family too, i'd say Australia deserves everything it gets voting the coalition back in again
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 05:40 (eight years ago) link
same
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 06:07 (eight years ago) link
welp Murdoch ruins another family and their lives, must be a day ending in 'y'
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:42 (eight years ago) link
mentally ill bloke who has had trouble with the law and is paid $520 per fortnight from Austudy >>>>>>>>> Hitler
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:45 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiQIAJzVEAA7bIW.jpg
the day rupert murdoch dies in a vat of his own fucking vomit will be the single happiest day of my entire life
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 13:53 (eight years ago) link
if this guy has convictions — IF — he's done his time and doesn't need to be penalised all over again ~10 years later by a rabid fuckhead who doesn't approve of a single generic question he asked on the public broadcaster
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link
Also, can Peta Credlin never be heard from again? https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/48d6fd88334f78b0179644db864bdc1053e8873f/0_177_3872_2325/1000.jpg?w=300&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=d0addb9a61d7ac9d187a67fb4bc19750https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/SKd-Oa-eXmGfDAh8QSx2BxY6piCGhWLWG0vD84trP_Rzhlp1_kRTwHhQ9bV_AYhpMLrxkHFSfIEw_I3uT4hBNG2Ryg=s750
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 May 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
at last, words of advice from the voice literally nobody asked to hear
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 04:47 (eight years ago) link
I dunno, I guess I am okay with The Tone Government-In-Exile bringing down this pissweak-and-still-sending-12 month old babies-to-island-prision-camps government if it works.
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 08:20 (eight years ago) link
The Tone Government-In-Exile
opposition leader berg shipton tony abbott
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:25 (eight years ago) link
oh, i'm happy if they bring them down, i just don't believe it will happen, and in the meantime I don't want to ever hear from her again
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 13 May 2016 09:52 (eight years ago) link
that makes 25 million of us
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 11:19 (eight years ago) link
well I understand that Peta will be exclusively appearing on Sky News so, yes, nobody will hear from her again
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link
coming up next on credlin: seeeething entitlement
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link
er did anyone see bloop straddle talk to the public in complete sentences tonight, also I understand malcolm turnbull was there
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link
apparently bert strangle romped it in and mal alternated between raw condescension and being all over the place
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link
mal 29, shegdon 42, undecided 29
29 is a huge undecided number for a murdoch-staged event with more than zero lnp speakers
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link
good on ya bangle shogun
reckon mal got the 29 for just showing up in ~western sydney~, I would have been impressed that he rocked up
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
they were asked about banks, beef shortbread offered to set up a royal commission and mal said he spoke very sternly to some banker mates at a westpac office party (i am not making this up)
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
can't believe malcolm turnbull bloop scotch wants to piss away money on a marriage equality plebiscite royal commission into the banks
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 May 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
http://theaimn.com/is-everybody-happy-now/
Duncan is now under suicide watch. His poor mum can’t bare to lose another child – she’s already buried one son.This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.
This week, Duncan has been pushed to the brink of suicide. The character assassination needs to stop.
so uh mission accomplished?
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:06 (eight years ago) link
fucking the day rupert murdoch dies of asphyxiation in his own rancid shit i will be buying drinks for everyone
everyone
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:07 (eight years ago) link
all hail peter 'lizard boy' dutton, the new king of the dog whistle
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link
We should get on that darknet guess-the-death-day hitman website for dutton, all chip in a few dollars
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
funny how the worst bigots are also the stupidest people
xp dutton will die the day he tries to reach the last biscuit in the biscuit barrel and his head gets stuck
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
** Di Natale 'forgets' to claim farm and underpaid au pairs, 'all politicians are hella dodgy' shocker** AFP raids ALP because someone told them that the Libs' NBN is shithouse** Lizard Boy taunts asylum seekers with his exceptional mastery of the English language
― David Goey (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 May 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link
transgender is literally hitler
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 03:07 (eight years ago) link
Huge news: MALCOLM TURNBULL HAD A FATHER, POSSIBLY WAS WELL OFF
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:49 (eight years ago) link
DID UNION STOOGE BILL SHORTEN HAVE A FATHER???
Malcolm turnbull has lived in flat, is man of the people
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
Turnbull said he would not take part in Sky’s people’s forum on Wednesday night – even though Bill Shorten would be attending – and he criticised Sky News for neglecting protocol and then pressuring him to attend.“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”
“Sky News announced they were inviting me and Bill Shorten to attend a debate on a particular night,” he said. “What we’ve said, normally you would have approached us and sought to come to some arrangement.
“(Sky) chose not to do that and to issue in effect is a decree, and we’ve said no.”
lolwut
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:46 (eight years ago) link
it really is the Tone News Network
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 09:51 (eight years ago) link
turnbull pisses off murdoch-> murdoch retaliates -> turnbull loses -> australia wins
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:01 (eight years ago) link
leigh sales: [difficult question]malcom turnbull: jobs and growth and jobs and growth and jobs and and and growth
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:32 (eight years ago) link
half of sky news is sorta nice to beige now hmmmm
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
have no access to sky news, but a channel that appears to give shows to people like andrew bolt and alan jones can go fuck itself
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
Turnbull refuses to remove the GST on womens sanitary products. Might I remind the men in the audience that razors are GST free.
Apparently "we cant afford" the revenue loss. Its only 30 million fricking dollars.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link
I don't even use a razor because i'm unkempt. Women don't get to so easily say, 'Ah, no need for pads for me!'.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:57 (eight years ago) link
it's hard to see how any prospective leader wouldn't score a net win by removing gst from sanitary products. this more than anything indicates just how fucked up aust political discourse has become in the last 15 years.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
Apparently some time in the recent past Shorten gave the govt shit for NOT removing it. Now he's all 'well we arent gonna lie about what we can and cant afford in this budget, so too bad, its not happening'
At least he's honest?
Doesnt affect me personally anyway (implanon is the best) but yeah, its a womens vote winner and he's a twat.
I'll prob still vote labor anyway. Im still registered in melb ports and Danby's unfuckwithable and has been in the seat for like 30 years or something insane.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 01:58 (eight years ago) link
its a womens vote winner
but what about meeeeeennnnnn
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link
danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews, which seems to be provoking caulfield/balaclava into asking what the actual facts are
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link
in fact all i ever hear about danby is that he's vaguely pissed off about something or other, never that he's done a or b or c for the electorate
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:10 (eight years ago) link
I'm in Mayo, hoping like hell we'll finally see the back of safe-seat-warmer Jamie Briggs
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link
Yeah Danby is odd - my other half does some work for him (poster design) and its all this weird anti-Iran shit.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link
hmm
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
danby's telling everyone who'll listen that the greens hate jews
my local Labor member was recently bleating that a vote for liberal was a vote for the dismantling of capitalism, because they hadn't explicitly ruled out preference deals with Greens yet
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 04:52 (eight years ago) link
fuck it what's truth any more
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:13 (eight years ago) link
he and other local once-admirable ALP members were on community radio this week saying it's unfair how the Greens only campaign & try to get members up in selected electorates, whereas Labor have to campaign across the whole of Australia
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:21 (eight years ago) link
The ALP can go fuck itself. It has sold out so many of its once-values, and now it bleats about a party that's actually willing to NOT make some compromises for power. The whingeing torture/rape camp-enabling pricks can see the results of their lack of spine in their shrivelling support, but they still don't see how to stop it.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:24 (eight years ago) link
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:21 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the greens can't sponge off the coffers of massively wealthy corporate donors but hey
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:55 (eight years ago) link
It has sold out so many of its once-values, and now it bleats about a party that's actually willing to NOT make some compromises for power.
this exactly is the problem. i don't even know why the alp exists now. it cherry picks policy positions from the liberals, from the nationals, from the greens etc., and then it moans that the greens are interfering or whatever. if the alp hadn't abandoned its fucking base the greens wouldn't have scooped it up. and as far as the lnp goes, stop being pricks to foreigners in rickety boats and we'll stop accusing you of being like the lnp.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 05:57 (eight years ago) link
fuck.
stop actively promising to carry out almost all the policies of the LNP and we'll stop etc etc
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 08:02 (eight years ago) link
basically James OTM
that would be quite good but do you really want a Xenophon nutbag
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link
well I suspect this was a poor Beige Curtain-esque zinger attempt
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
can I just say: I have concerns about the Di Natale/Bandt-turtleneck Victorian hipster wing of the Greens (Di Natale did impress me and made me overlook the very odd way he took over as leader but recent developments have raised eyebrows) and the unreconstructed shouty stans of the NSW Greens
basically this isn't your dad's Bob Brown Greens and they should have gone with Ludlam as leader
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:19 (eight years ago) link
in summary: Vote 1 Bullet Train For Australia Party
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:22 (eight years ago) link
Ludlam didn't want, nor believe himself to be qualified, to be Greens leader, and was not in contention.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 9 June 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link
having seen him on kitchen cabinet tonight i don't know how he'd cope with all the attention tbh
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:07 (eight years ago) link
Do like lydlam a lit, and yes the greens arent perfect, but i go along with maybe 80% of their policies, and given that the environment and treatment of refugees are my main concerns, theyre the only party with anything useful or sensible to say
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:20 (eight years ago) link
Ludlam, not lydlam, sorry, ipad fingers
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:21 (eight years ago) link
the fact that he considered himself not worthy probably makes him more worthy, will have to have a look out on the Kitchen Cabinet appearance however
Larissa Waters would be good too
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:24 (eight years ago) link
expect the big news story tomorrow morning will be Greg Hunt getting blocked by Ellen on Twitter, I would put money on it as nobody has been racist for several hours
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:42 (eight years ago) link
as nobody has been racist for several hours
actually laughed out loud at this
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 June 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link
I adore ScottyLud but yeah hes not leader material.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 10 June 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/petermadden2u/status/742211894908321793
australia has reached a new low
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 13 June 2016 07:48 (eight years ago) link
pasting the full tweet here before the fucking savage deletes it:
Though Orlando is abhorrent, it doesn't change the real & present dangers of the gay marriage agenda to Aus children.
a person actually said that, in real life, without irony or satire or apparently self-awareness
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 13 June 2016 07:52 (eight years ago) link
"person"
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 13 June 2016 08:27 (eight years ago) link
good point well made
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 13 June 2016 08:33 (eight years ago) link
"what a dickhe-- ah, family first candidate, that explains it"
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 09:29 (eight years ago) link
FUN FACT: The Coalition is preferencing for the Senate, ahead of any other party, in New South Wales, Tasmania, the Northern Territory & the Australian Capital Territory... Fred Nile's Christian Democratic Party.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 09:34 (eight years ago) link
aw, and I was looking forward to not numbering every single box, for the first time ever (have always done it so as to put Fred or Elaine last)
― glandular lansbury (sic), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 10:45 (eight years ago) link
fuckheads
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 11:45 (eight years ago) link
htv cards should be banned outright
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 11:46 (eight years ago) link
they're by the corrupt, for the imbecilic
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link
They should just force everyone to vote BTL fully so this stupid fucking preferencing shit is done with once and for all.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 00:06 (eight years ago) link
oh my god did you hear that LABOR IS ADOPTING GREEN POLICIES**
** - well apart from that "not sending asylum seekers to inhumane island prison camps" policy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link
ikr, it's like labor doesn't have an identity
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link
at least I get the chance to vote for someone, with mostly sensible policies, called Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow
― glandular lansbury (sic), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link
heyo you need to ask QGP about the Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow story
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-peter-dutton-says-malcolm-turnbull-will-be-pressured-to-reinstate-tony-abbott-20160615-gpk5uv.html
keep talking dutton, keep talking
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 June 2016 04:38 (eight years ago) link
oh does QGP have a Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow story?
― glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 16 June 2016 09:05 (eight years ago) link
^ like the opening lines to the worst thought-through knock-knock joke ever
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 16 June 2016 10:17 (eight years ago) link
yes QGP has a Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow story
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 June 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
[cut to Liberal Party HQ]
'hmmm we got a marginal seat here, labor only has it by 0.2 per cent...'
'get the pizza bloke'
'uh I don't...'
'get him!'
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 June 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link
please can we hear the Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow story
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 June 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
wellllllll it involves certain substances if you get me drift
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 June 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
turns out that bloop stanton is better at the Facebook than the inventor of the internet, great stuff
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 June 2016 10:47 (eight years ago) link
https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/a-b-double-d
Ironically, if the Turnbull government is re-elected on July 2, it might not have the numbers it needs to pass the ABCC legislation.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 08:12 (eight years ago) link
get blunt snoozy close enough then let basque slippery actually win the damn second election
well I knew Malcolm was left-wing but jeez whiz Andrew you were right about this
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link
this morbsian wordplay has finally outpaced me
― glandular lansbury (sic), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link
prime minister bung shaka
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 09:53 (eight years ago) link
prime minister belch snazzy
prime minister basted slurpee has just let 500,000 muslim terrorist refugees in and allowed the greens to squat in mum & dad's investment property
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 09:55 (eight years ago) link
prime minister malcolm 'lives in the 21st century' turnbull will let us vote on marriage equality but his party won't even if we do because hurrrrrrr
also; labor needs to stop over-egging the medicare tilt (we get it, we get it, stop giving the right wing press some ammunition), hype up marriage equality a bit more, really hype up that Brexit is due to a massive gap in opportunity and outcome in pommieland and, oh oh oh, mention negative gearing reform more to get the under-40s hyped up
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 June 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link
vote for this: <photo of mal>
get this: <photo of tone>
spoken by b. hunter for the australian labor party canberra
--> labor wins 142 seats
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 26 June 2016 12:25 (eight years ago) link
if it's tone eating the onion, they'll get the full senate too
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 June 2016 12:40 (eight years ago) link
<wink>
--> labor takes all states & territories
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 26 June 2016 12:47 (eight years ago) link
the plebiscite still doesn't have proposed legislation or question text or a date, and the crackpots want to rig the count so it structurally favours bigots, and a 'yes' vote would only mean the party will then consider whether they should think about having a vote, and half the party's said they'll ignore it and vote 'no' anyway, but sure good policy why not
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link
vote 'yes' for us to have a think about whether or not 45% of the chamber can be fucked thinking about having a vote on something or other that's ~secret~, trust us
vote 'no' because gay is icky
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link
imagen if we had a vote on if black people are actually people and can vote and such
in 2016, not 1967
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:56 (eight years ago) link
where's my fucken referendum on the republic, mal
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 11:57 (eight years ago) link
LET THE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR SAY, if the bigots win then the oppressed are victims only of democracy
DEMOCRACY
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:51 (eight years ago) link
voted. pre-polling was as packed as election day usually is.
― glandular lansbury (sic), Friday, 1 July 2016 04:26 (eight years ago) link
that slick empty motherfucker's getting back in again, isn't he?
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 1 July 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link
Best we can hope for is a hung senate and an expanded green stronghold in inner Melbourne, which probably means an immediate leadership spill for labour and one in 12-18 months for the liberals.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 1 July 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link
i lost hope in australia a long time ago
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 1 July 2016 05:26 (eight years ago) link
I'm praying for mojo
I mean a hung parliament
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 1 July 2016 05:29 (eight years ago) link
He hasn't gotten in once yet, remember
― glandular lansbury (sic), Friday, 1 July 2016 05:43 (eight years ago) link
remember this election is a referendum on the slightly altered powers of the australian building and construction commission
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 1 July 2016 06:16 (eight years ago) link
hung parliament: okay, I am okay with this
several One Nation senators: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M OUTTA HERE
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link
Technical question, assuming the next senate election is not another DD, which senators get tossed first?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link
I thiiiiiiiiink they chuck out the 6 who got fewer votes in each state, but ca not remember that for sure
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Saturday, 2 July 2016 13:22 (eight years ago) link
whoever gets elected to the first six years get the full two-cycle term but Senate election/quotas are a ~dark art~
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 July 2016 14:16 (eight years ago) link
maybe there won't be a fucking plebiscite now
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 3 July 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link
Its about marriage, not fucking
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, 3 July 2016 07:27 (eight years ago) link
give it time... cory bernardi may just yet grow his Senate power base
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 July 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
it'd be interesting if bernardi abstained from a crucial vote because he just couldn't get his dick out of that horse
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 4 July 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link
So 2 things:- how is Hanson able to run for office again when she was jailed for electoral fraud!?!?- how is Hinch able to run for office when he's proudly been a non-voter all his life?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2016 06:52 (eight years ago) link
AND BOTH OF THEM WIN.
and hinch has been imprisoned at least twice that i can remember iirc
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 July 2016 07:35 (eight years ago) link
Go Go Harvey, Go Generalissimo Harvey Norman, Go!!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 July 2016 09:58 (eight years ago) link
Sadly, hansons conviction was overturned
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 4 July 2016 10:10 (eight years ago) link
Gerry harvey can go stuff one of his cheapo hard drives up his arse
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 4 July 2016 10:11 (eight years ago) link
this is still going onnnnnn
labor: thanks for the support and lol malcolm you suck but you need to make this workliberal: MEDIIIIIIIIIISCAREEEEE U MEAN
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:23 (eight years ago) link
Nice to see turnbull in the shit, long overdue comeuppance on its way
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link
i love how he was all "this is my fault, i take full responsibility, we must not blame everyone else, btw how fucking scab was that labor mediscare campaign ruining my election and all the getup protesters rigging tasmania jfc"
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:52 (eight years ago) link
And Julie Bishop and Scott Fuckface Morrison being all, "We have listened, we take on board the criticisms!" But when asked what their faults were, they say, "Our campaign was too positive."
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:34 (eight years ago) link
loooooooool
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 01:58 (eight years ago) link
they refuse to acknowledge that their relentless attack on 90% of australians destroyed their vote, and that turnbull's smiley face and relative lack of baggage only saved some of the furniture
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:01 (eight years ago) link
Remember when Andrew Denton tried to hire a bounty hunter to get Christopher Skase? I reckon a kickstarter to kidnap George Pell and force him back to Australia might get quite a lot of funding.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link
hey, then pell could call for an investigation into kickstarter too
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link
half-expecting pell to issue a statement to the victims saying "sorry if you were raped"
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 July 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link
people who take rejection very well and don't try to get revenge afterwards: kevin rudd
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 July 2016 13:55 (eight years ago) link
Mr Rudd had previously received vocal support from former Liberal leader Brendan Nelson, though South Australian Liberal senator Cory Bernardi had urged his colleagues not to endorse a "dysfunctional", "vengeful", "unstable", "megalomaniac" like Mr Rudd.
I mean
― Shakey δσς (sic), Friday, 29 July 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link
one seat majority babey
part of that one seat majority: george christensen
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
ugh
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:47 (eight years ago) link
and good ol' onion boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link
fuck
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:52 (eight years ago) link
Sources have confirmed the Federal Cabinet voted 11 to 10 in favour of nominating Rudd but it was Prime Minister who made the final decision not to support him
oh man I had missed Kevern related cabinet leaks
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:28 (eight years ago) link
remember when it was such a good idea to hold a double dissolution
[points out that Ricky Muir, The People's Senator, is no longer and the house of review is populated by One Nation nutbags going off about global warming conspiracies]
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
anyway here's more outright racist guff from potatohead boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 November 2016 13:27 (eight years ago) link
we're three years into what america is about to enter
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:27 (eight years ago) link
give us a wave
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:30 (eight years ago) link
hugs is more appropriate tbh
so hugs
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 20 November 2016 07:56 (eight years ago) link
<3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2016 15:47 (eight years ago) link
And we don't even require people to vote
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 20 November 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link
so, how 'bout these ministerial rorts
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link
these ministerial rorts while vulnerable members of our society are considering suicide over this fucking centrelink debacle
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 January 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link
m8 you don't understand, the poor are bleeding this country dry with all their accrued debt that doesn't exist
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
if only they respected taxpayers' money, like sussan ley
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 22:36 (seven years ago) link
welp another LNP 46 / ALP 54 2PP poll result
LIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBSSSSSPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:54 (seven years ago) link
Malcolm "Even Less Popular Than Tone" Turnbull, folks.
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:55 (seven years ago) link
sco mo fucking mentum
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart enough to realise Tone did the damage and there's nothing to be gained by putting someone else unpopular and useless up front with 3 years to go
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:55 (seven years ago) link
Libs should be smart
rest of your sentence is redundant imo
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 05:57 (seven years ago) link
a) they aren'tb) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anywayc) word on the street is that certain libs want to double down with potatohead boy
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:32 (seven years ago) link
potatohead boy
doesnotnarrowitdown
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link
http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/sites/sbs.com.au.comedy/files/styles/full/public/peterdutton_potato_0.jpg
please pay more attention to politics
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
point taken, (a) i can't see that guy being the leader of so much as a stapler and (b) they are all fucking potatoes
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:25 (seven years ago) link
scott: potatotony: potatobronwyn: potatobarnyard: potatogeorge: potatoarthur: potatothe current pm (forgotten his name, the rich guy with the internets): potato
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
a) well I once thought onion boy couldn't lead a pair of scissors but thenb) potatohead boy has allegedly taken over the far right from onion boyc) read a tweet about how not even scomo was mentioned in potential rollingsd) but he wase) sorry that I cannot find the tweetf) I think it was a genuine oneg) happy invasion day, people
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
also I take offence that you have forgotten malclot turnip's name
i mean this is wall to wall fucking depressing
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
b) mal is plenty unpopular and useless anyway
this is what I'm saying
― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:23 (seven years ago) link
ah yeah you did
carry on, champ
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 January 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link
talcum murnbull: donald trump is a sensible fellow, carry on chaps
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 09:22 (seven years ago) link
talcum mornbill: as prime minister it is not my job to find my own balls, somebody find my balls please
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 30 January 2017 10:01 (seven years ago) link
after 18 months of ~pointless~ it seems extraordinary for him to front the nation and say "uhhh not my job"
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 30 January 2017 10:22 (seven years ago) link
Talcum attacks Bridge Shanter! For the second day in a row!
Does this meant... Brunch is doing a good job?
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
it means trumble has lost his mind and is lashing out. he's not even saying anything of value, just indiscriminately yelling "YOU ARE" at brittle shetland
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 11:27 (seven years ago) link
yeah you're right about Taman Shud about losing his mind
but don't worry, lots of persons of sound mind on the Coalition frontbench
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4NA5LeWEAANq_z.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
it's like cruft's but for dickheads
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 9 February 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
TONE IS COMING BACK
GET EXCITED
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link
(unless you work weekends and rely on penalty rates, I would understand that you'd be less than excited by things this week)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 24 February 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
i love how tone's list of remedies is transparently a giant load of horse shit
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 25 February 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
"we will fix australia by punishing the human rights commission" uh okay
http://image.ibb.co/crtymF/Untitled_1.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 10 March 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link
superb
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 07:30 (seven years ago) link
haw
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 March 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link
never before has there been such a relentless procession of leaks in the news
― estela, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:24 (seven years ago) link
lock thread
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 10 March 2017 10:28 (seven years ago) link
openly vilify entire segments of society in a major national newspaper: fine because free speech
use same platform to cry like a fucking baby when criticised: fine because free speech
be happy that he's dead: absolutely not fine stop it at once you lefty communist
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link
I have googled bill leak and support his death
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link
australia's already better off without him, but murdoch's the one who really needs to go. the country will transform overnight when that piece of shit dies.
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 05:49 (seven years ago) link
omg Estela <3
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:08 (seven years ago) link
btw I'd like to think things would change with Murdochs death but nah. it's too ingrained now. Bolt or someone will gloop into the hole he leaves like a ... big ugly toxic gloop.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:10 (seven years ago) link
true but all the cash murdoch keeps throwing at his loss-making propaganda will probably be cauterised by whomever succeeds him, since the majority of news corp seem to be heavily against keeping his shitrags on neverending life support
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
well, yeah, it'll be a sad day for The Australian's reader
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 March 2017 06:55 (seven years ago) link
he can always read the spectator
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:03 (seven years ago) link
btw i'm entirely happy to assume it's a "he"
I don't think yr rong there. in fact it's prob my dad.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 11 March 2017 07:41 (seven years ago) link
My lifelong leftwing father reads the australian religiously and it is affecting his brain. Every time we talk he now he goes off on whatever the latest Hobbyhorse of the paper is. 18c, safe schools, whatever. It's so depressing.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:13 (seven years ago) link
that astonishing wronghead universe in which 18c is critical to ultimate freedom but two men shouldn't marry because ~~~~~~~~reasons~~~~~~~~
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link
ha! barnett & pauline got fucking slaughtered. currently it's lab 39 against lnp 15.
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link
trumble is so fucked
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 13:34 (seven years ago) link
bring back onion boy hot takes! get your bring back onion boy takes here! hot off the Murdoch press!
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 March 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link
oh christ, like he doesn't do immense damage every time he opens his facial slit and farts words through it
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 11 March 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
enjoying a coopers premium light
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link
i'm voting for clive palmer's tweets next election
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:03 (seven years ago) link
So I may be partially responsible for this
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-16/josh-frydenberg-jay-weatherill-verbal-biff/8359056?pfmredir=sm
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:39 (seven years ago) link
that was glorious
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:55 (seven years ago) link
how were you possibly partially responsible?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 16 March 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link
what even is this situation where the federal government and states are trying to outdo one another on energy projects? I'm only confused because in our situation it would be the red side building pipelines and the blue side building wind farms, clear cut, orcs vs elves, etc.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/mar/16/malcolm-turnbull-says-snowy-hydro-plan-will-outdo-south-australian-battery-storage
― SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
thank u for giving the SA Premier his nads then
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
yeh but the red side will come out in 6 months time and say it's not feasible and then advise again that 'coal is good for humanity'
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:11 (seven years ago) link
(noting that the red side here is the blue side, of course, if anyone is confused)
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:12 (seven years ago) link
anyway here's the guy that some people claim might be our next prime minister after Talcum gets rolled: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/its-all-same-sex-marriages-fault?utm_term=.gmbmerB7N#.iiYJXVp9P
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
If Dutton becomes PM I am declaring my self a freeman of the land and signing up for a one way trip to mars with space X.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 16 March 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 March 2017 08:21 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hoo boy
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:13 (seven years ago) link
Peter Dutton has hit out at pro-marriage equality companies for shoving their “politically correct views down our throats”
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 01:14 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7FflMoUwAAQn-b.jpg
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 17 March 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link
magnificent
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link
For anyone interested this is what the event was actually about.
http://reneweconomy.com.au/agl-goes-live-with-virtual-power-plant-linking-household-battery-storage-16810/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 17 March 2017 07:25 (seven years ago) link
good that you got exposure, probably not the kind you wanted though
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 17 March 2017 12:11 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, there was a great interview on abc local radio in Adelaide Witt the guy whose garage it was.
Anyway normal service is resumed Bob Katter wants to preserve Australians' god given to wade in tropical creeks unmolested by homosexual Muslim crocodiles.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/20/katters-australia-party-push-to-legalise-crocodile-hunting-after-queensland-attacks
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 March 2017 08:27 (seven years ago) link
knob batter
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 March 2017 09:56 (seven years ago) link
when the country collapses under the weight of its own personal debt crisis, stuff like that will be a hilarious account of how complacent and fucking stupid we were in the lead up
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 March 2017 11:21 (seven years ago) link
can't wait to be more racist
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
and here's two white guys to explain why we should be allowed to be more racist
and here's a white guy from the party to do some press
and here's the white guy who got done for being a monstrous lying fucking bigot falling victim to a cruel law that gives innocent people respite from having to deal with racial attacks all fucking day restricts his freedom of speech
and here are some examples of 18c cases that went literally nowhere robbed white supremacists victims of the right to be racially charged aggressive fucks speak
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:50 (seven years ago) link
there are too many days when i really fucking hate this country
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 11:51 (seven years ago) link
i mean white malcolm turnbull announced it alongside white george "people have the right to be bigots y'know" brandis, what the galloping fuck were they thinking
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link
freedom, glorious freedom
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/08/article-1218971-06BFBBB1000005DC-135_634x341.jpg
― Johnny Cage - 4'33" Fatality (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 12:52 (seven years ago) link
at last we can do all the racist things we already did, but with even more permission
― fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link