http://www.adpublicity.com.au/richie.jpg
Simply marvellous, but shall we lock until Louis comes back to our bright, sandy shores?
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
jeez you couldn't wait a few days?
― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Or until the Australian team is actually, you know, back in Australia after their commitments to Indian television.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
But the Sheffield Shield has kicked off, you know. Tasmania has been simply dreadful!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
no, i'm not actually going to contribute to a cricket thread, just wanted to berate your impatience on LJ's behalf.
― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
This annual summer tradition is bigger than Louis!!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
suuure it is.
― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
posting 'jeez you couldn't wait a few days?' on louis' behalf seems a bit slapdash.
― estela, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i'll suffer accusations of slapdashedness a thousand times for the sake of our fallen comrade
― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
First time I've met a "comrade" from the Bullingdon Club.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link
heh me or him or you or all three?
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, what about the exciting news that Ireland is planning to become the next Test cricketing nation?
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Instead of losing to county sides, they can grind out an exciting draw against Bangladesh!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Has any desperate sub-editor actually used "Craicket" yet or do we have that to look forward to?
― Drag Me to Hull (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 November 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link
'Tis the wearing o' the Baggy Green.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Shaun Marsh did a tops job, but this Clint McKay bloke!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 6 November 2009 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
aw i missed this.
all the irish cricketers i know are english. that's all i got.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2009 11:27 (fourteen years ago) link
WE THE BEST
http://images.smh.com.au/2009/11/09/844858/mitchell-johnson-300-300x368.jpg
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Massively excited by the prospect of South Australia topping the Sheffield Shield table for the first time since they got rid of 8-ball overs!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I suppose Aaron O'Brien is what we would call a 'journeyman'!
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I suppose you would have called Gary Sobers that during his Adelaide Oval stint!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
He could do a job, 'tis true, hold up an end, bash a quick few
^^poetry btw
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 it's good to have you back, lj.
― estela, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link
obv
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean uh <3
― joekin' phoenix (country matters), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck you Richie Benaud for ruining the thread title.
Fuck you Chris Gayle's dying mum for ensuring this will be the most one-sided Frank Worrell Trophy series ever.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck you Channel Nine for hyping up Sunday night's exhibition Twenty20 game as "THE RETURN OF SHANE WARNE" when the big man will just be there to plug his poker exploits and bowl a lazy over or two before sitting back with some Nandos for dinner.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
^^sounds like an ideal lifestyle to me
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
he'll also do an advanced hair promo, no doubt.
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Bollinger in teh test team btw
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that man
was MINCE
for worcestershire
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
get alister mcdermott in there NOW srsly
srsly?
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
he has the genes, the hair, and the two WI wickets on FC debut
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
also he is not BURT COCKLEY now there was some NSFW bias if ever i've seen it
another uggers australian test player..http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/01/03/svBOLLINGER_wideweb__470x306,0.jpg
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
we do have the ugliest crickers tho
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol peter 'keith miller' siddle
anyway how dya know he's in the team
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/2009/11/19/1258219914337.html
^^
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
yes i saw that but do you really think they're gonna drop HILFY when it comes to the TEAM
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean he looks like he is always abt to burst into tears you cannot drop him it wd be too sad
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
hilfy is ugly too iirc?
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
xp lol he does
tbh some rubbish unknown queenslander with a saffer name has just smashed and i mean smashed his first ever fc ton off the WI 'attack' so i doubt you're going to be worrying abt the batting too much
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
tru. and no Gayle
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah. also bollinger is being notably rubbish against LITTLE TASMANIA who dont have ponting or jamie cox now there was a batsman i remember fondly
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link
a LEGEND of the SHEFFIELD SHIELD, forsooth
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/102001/030791.jpg
truly a man bigger than the sport he played
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
bedtime
― a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
btw i'm happy Richie is back. Maybe they can off Healy now
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
^this
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
think they should push SLATS as the new main man tbh
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I think SLATS would love that
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
SLATS is an enjoyable and agreeable type of fellow. It would be great.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
The bigger cancer in the commentary box is Tubby. While he still remains, Heals is nothing more than a banana bending annoyance.
liposuction
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't believe u dont h8 healz tbh
― wilter, Thursday, 19 November 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw
http://i47.tinypic.com/24eqcxy.jpg
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Hating Heals would be like hating a mentally challenged person.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
a cuntish mentally challenged person
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, you really hate Queenslanders, bro.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
A: no, what does happen to nosy parkers.
― estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
^___^
― wilter, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
e, do you think liposuction is an ideal preparation for a series of test matches?
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i find it baffling, i saw the headlines and decided not to read the stories.
― estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Most stories in the Australian media these days are about how high school teachers have been caught in intimate relationships with students, therefore, you are not missing much.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol warnie opening the attack here w/ krejza! tight in the first over, somewhat less so this one
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
he's commentating on himself now. it's the role he was born to play!
wicket maiden from mgrath was so classic.
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Sunday, 22 November 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/11/21/benaud_wideweb__470x302,0.jpg
― wilter, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at mcgrath shutting warne down re warne wanting to go to slip
― wilter, Sunday, 22 November 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link
3/18!!!
bring the BIG MAN back!!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Big prediction: Australia's current bowling attack will prove to be shit. But not as shit as the Windies krew overall.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Mite go on satdi
― wilter, Thursday, 26 November 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/109100/109183.2.jpg
Well done dude, a 10-wicket haul with 7 still to take, and your highest ever professional score! Of 6! Not out!
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Thursday, 26 November 2009 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link
we beat the windies by an innings we must be rly good cricet team
― wilter, Sunday, 29 November 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ 5'4" 19 year-old creaming australia all over the place like he is in his back garden while everyone else is getting bowled out
― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Sunday, 29 November 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
yuh that was amazing
― wilter, Monday, 30 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
u gonna lose draw
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
c'mon windies (sorry aussies u know how it is)
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link
was ABOUT to come here and post 'hotting up!!!!!'
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link
where is ilx's favourite adelaidian when u need him??
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
this is the best team performance by the west indies for over a decade btw
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf is pato - does he realise he's not banned or what
― ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
lolol we have a contest here!
― ted mulry gang gang dance (haitch), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
bah
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Nobody told me I was unbanned, alright.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Can't believe that people think Test Cricket is dying btw.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link
btw lol at south australia thinking they were organising a wise declaration
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, 13 December 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHA EAT THAT NSFW
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Monday, 14 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Pato, if you want to see a bowling attack reduced to tears, take a shufti at that India-SL ODI!!
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link
A lazy run rate of 8.64 an over!
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm watching it on Just1n.tv! It's mental! Like in Wolfenstein 3D where you enter a room full of SS officers and marvel at how many you can minigun
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
lol time for the PowerPlay
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
In two consecutive overs, an India batsman, not content with ridiculous quantities of runs, has smashed the ball back at a SL bowler and injured him
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Odds for India to win this one are now 1.02/1 btw.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Always looking for a punt, that 'un!
Oh god, a free hit
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link
HE'S OUT
The 200 dream is over, but is the 500?
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link
What's going on? This isn't in the script!
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
lol collapse lol
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 06:22 (fourteen years ago) link
THE KFC BIGGER BASH IS COMING!!
A 8-team city-based Australian Twenty20 League!!
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i did not watch the sri lanka innings, but wtf o_O
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Cricinfo headline: "India clinch high-scoring humdinger"
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit @ that scorecard
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Well well well, look who's on Cricinfo's live commentary!
10.23 am: Fred Nerk's pleased that Hauritz is playing. Actually strike that, he's pleased Steve smith isn't. "Glad Steve Smith isn't in the side. He looked good in the CLT20, but throwing someone that inexperienced in would see him go the same way as McGain, Casson, Krejza, etc. He needs more work with Warnie. Having said that, he is the best post-Warne/MacGill spinner I've yet seen."
ILX not good enough eh?
Picking Steve Smith would have been yet more insane NSFW bias, is the issue here. He's another batsman-spinner! Another Cameron White.
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Pato and Louis, I just saw the WEST END REDBACKS at ADL airport just before. News must be slow because there were 80 million media ppl there to film their arrival.
Also they have a few tubby fuxx in that team
― wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
also fyi during my stint I've grown to appreciate Dr Tim's cans (hadn't heard of it before I arrived)
― wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link
hi wilter:D
― estela, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Dr. Tim's is quite good - apparently he invented it because he couldn't drink bottles of Sparkling Ale on the golf course!
Yes, there is never much happening in tha ADL in terms of news (not involving shallow bush graves). And yes, the Sudaustralien Redbacks have a proud tradition of tubby fuxx (Hello Boof, if you're out there sinking a few).
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link
HEY, E!
― wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.smh.com.au/2009/12/17/979325/test2300-300x368.jpg
It's no Deano vs Ambrose, that's for sure...it's better!
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
want a gif and loop of benn staring out haddin while looking as disgusted as a human being has looked
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Ponting declaring five runs short of the world record for the highest score in an innings with no century = worst captain ever.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:17 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^agreed, that fucking pissed me off. A 99 and 3 80s! This is almost as bad as that time India were gonna do it and go a whole series without anyone hitting a ton and then Anil Kumble got a fucking hundred
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link
gayle killing it
― jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:11 (fourteen years ago) link
that was one of the 3 or 4 biggest sixes i have ever seen
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link
boom! 100 off 70 :D
oh....and gone
― jabba hands, Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link
laaaaaame
now watch as the WI make a disappointing 400
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 08:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Benn, 28, has a reputation for belligerence, and Australian batsman Marcus North on Thursday night described him as "an unusual guy".
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
bravo to the age for the 'surly man benn to be banned' headline, kudos
― mississippi butt hurt (haitch), Friday, 18 December 2009 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
c Watson b Bollinger c Hussey b Johnson c Hussey b Bollinger c Watson b Johnson
o_O
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
algy met a beara bear met algythe bear had a bulgethe bulge was algy
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:24 (fourteen years ago) link
400 was p-optimistic, as tom ewing or cankles might say
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Something of a moral victory for the WI that Ricky's coming in at 9!!
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Ricky Ponting's average batting at 9: 2!! Whaddaplaya
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link
It was decided between work colleagues today that Ricky Ponting is even worse than Kim Hughes as captain.
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
australia may be about to win this test but there is nothing more ;_; in sport than an entire wicket celebration that gets overturned, especially if it is ur first test wicket
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda ;_; but mostly XD
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
lol...possibly it's even more ;_; when it happens again for your 2nd?!
― jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link
bollinger is a bit tasty. he was so bad for worcestershire a few years ago! now he makes mitchell johnson look like a piechucker
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha that is the best shot ever <3 these gutsy windians tbh
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously. awesome doomed heroics here!
― jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link
it's like they're having a party about the fact they can compete w/ the australians, before their defeat has been quite concerned, like a birthday bash in a hospice
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my god this is gonna become heartbreaking soon. they may even get within 50 ;_;
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link
or nay
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link
even the 10 and 11 are fighting, this is too much
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link
THERE'S NOTHING ON THE HOT SPOT
BUT HE NICKED IT
DIDN'T HE
http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/907.png
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 December 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link
the ball had a hot spot on it, i think!
― jon goin hamm (haitch), Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
watson is such a spanner!
― wilter, Sunday, 20 December 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Steven Smith? Do I smell NSFW BIAS?
― uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 December 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, tbh
good to see watson make an even bigger tit out of himself yesterday
― jon goin hamm (haitch), Sunday, 27 December 2009 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
srs
― wilter, Sunday, 27 December 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link
The England stream isn't working. So I'm watching BIG BASH
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Ross Taylor and Dwayne Bravo teaching the Aussies how to BASH!
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
KFC BIG BASH I think you'll find.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link
My bad.
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Hughsie! Got you a KFC Toasted Pocketful!
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Monday, 28 December 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Don't forget the KFC Backyard Bucket.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Let us take you back to 1986 when the LEGENDARY Timmy Zoehrer makes his ODI debut for Australia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNScXh-9kc
Bowled middle stump for 11 by Kapil Dev!
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/banknotes/australia/AustraliaP55b-100Dollars-(19)99-dgs_b.jpg
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
screw you, abdur rauf....YOU DROPPED THE SCRIPT
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Shahid Afridi: is he the Greatest South Australian since Boof?
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Magiiiiiiiiic Johnson!!
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
imo daniel christian and kieran pollard need a bit of credit too xp
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Kieran Pollard is defintely the best South Australian of West Indian origin since Gary Sobers, true.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
And that's the test! Another triumph!
FIVE WICKETSFIVE WICKETSFIVE WICKETSFIVE WICKETSFIVE WICKETS
http://images.smh.com.au/2009/12/30/1005018/hauritz3002-300x368.jpg
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the swanner >>>>>>>>>>>> the hauricane
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
No wonder you have been SB'd at least 153 times.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Here's an interesting T/S of great Australian cricketers and their reading habits for you: Stuart MacGill reading 24 novels on tour vs Adam Gilchrist reading Karl Marx on tour.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Was GILLY a wine-tasting expert? Did he have a WELSH MIDDLE NAME? Thought not.
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link
It takes a man of socialist courage to battle his way past TIMMY ZOEHRER to get the wicketkeeping gloves for Western Australia.
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
At which point Timmy realised it was the WILL OF THE PROLETARIAT that the GLOVES would COME OFF
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Lenin = HealyStalin = GillyTrotsky = Zoehrer!!
― Christmas With Mark Hollis (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Wade Seccombe = deleted guy in the photograph
― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a delay! But here's Glenn McGrath and he's looking LAVENDER.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 2 January 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
It's too wet to play cricket in our backyard, let alone at the SCG. So while you're waiting, here's the Australian Civil War of 1995:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yll7WhBpolU
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good luck phil hughes
― jabba hands, Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
AWSME
― wilter, Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
;___;;:.
― wilter, Sunday, 3 January 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, choosing to bat on a pitch like this in these conditions. RICKY PONTING, YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm heading down there on weds Pato, if it's not all over by then. fancy bunking off work?
― jabba hands, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
$50 and one day's leave to watch Monty Punter's Flying Circus? Pass.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link
It'll probably be all over by then anyway...
No luck on getting ODI tix, best I could do is get free tix for the KFC BIG BASH matchup between the NEW SOUTH WALES SPEEDBLITZ BLUES and the QUEENSLAND BULLS.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
― hoos rotorvator (acoleuthic), Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
BAN RICKY PONTING
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Just got THREE TICKETS to the NSW vs Queensland BIG BASH.
Trying to ignore the Test on television at work right now.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
you'll be wanting the organisers to open more than the paltry amount of refreshment offered at the MCG on saturday night - stood in a queue for 30 minutes to get some fucken chips, that's like half a T20 innings!!
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Relax, it's at Homebush - nobody will be there!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.theage.com.au/2010/01/04/1013623/svBENAUDS-420x0.jpg
qual
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Monday, 4 January 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link
"Simply marvellous."
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Monday, 4 January 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Why I refuse to spend $50 to watch a Test Match at the SCG, Part 1: http://www.sydneycricketground.com.au/2010-International-Cricket-Season-QAs.html
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link
There are dozens of cups in a beer snake that still contain residue liquid. And when this is hoisted into the air, this liquid then spills over innocent fans and impacts their enjoyment.
RESIDUE LIQUID!!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is full strength alcohol available in Members and corporate areas?Full strength beer is available in these areas as the instances of violent anti-social behaviour is relatively low.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Instead of raising prices to an absurd level and banning proper beer, can't they just ban bogans? No?
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Why I refuse to spend $50 to watch a Test Match at the SCG, Part 2: http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/no-beach-balls-no-mexican-waves-no-sunnies--and-no-shortage-of-guards-welcome-to-the-scg-20100104-lq4s.html
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Why I refuse to spend $50 to watch a Test Match at the SCG, Part 3: http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/killing-cricket/
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:43 (fourteen years ago) link
A bloke in our bay foolishly burst the first beach ball of the afternoon when it landed in his lap. Bad move. With that decision he effectively painted a target onto the back of his head for all subsequent inflatable props moving through the stands for the rest of the day.
Because he kept getting pinged it must have looked to some of the security detail that he was causing trouble. He was led out.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link
'mr cricket' has been dropped thrice by the same bloke, did i hear that correctly??
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
That's correct! One of 'em was a sitter too. Thank heavens that we've still got the Test on our screens in the office so we can watch the majesty that is Mr. Cricket at the crease...
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Then again, we were treated to the sight of Tubby in a pink suit/tie/trousers at lunch...
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link
the mind reels
on the nanny state-ism tip, i'm sure none of it made the coverage on saturday night but much of the crowd was entertained by a blow-up doll being bounced around the length of the southern stand and then back again - amazing effort to avoid security for that long
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link
not especially 'family friendly T20' mind you when every sixth comic genius grabbed it and made rooting motions
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link
guess i can look forward to sharing the SCG tomorrow morning with the 10 other ppl who have turned up to see Pakistan finish this off before lunch. $50 well spent :-/
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ smart investor
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link
If you want Jabba, you can have one of my free tix for the state Twenty20 game next Weds nite.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link
u know what? i think i get free entry to that with my ticket tomorrow! SMART INVESTOR INDEED.
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link
You'd almost think they had 80,000 empty seats to fill...oh wait...
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link
We might be going down but at least Mr. Cricket has brought back the Champagne Cricket that he was once famous for.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago) link
LOOK AT THE GATORADE BOTTLE-SHAPED DRINKS CART ROLL ONTO THE SCG
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
this is unfolding like some kind of sisyphean nightmare
if pakistan lose they should be kicked out of world cricket forever for being pissweak
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think you would truly want to kick out the Karachi Globetrotters and their wonderful beards.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
they do bring entertainment to the masses with their hilarious collapses!
but this would be too much. too painful. they can stick around in twenty20 and KFC BIG BASH. their most talented player is, I notice, pulling up trees for the Redbacks with his dynamic all-round beard
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
If you had a choice between sweating it out in Dubai for the Globetrotters or playing for the glory of Sudaustralien on the lovely Adelaide Oval, then it would be obvious. But they all can't be Shahid Afridi and besides, teams like New Zealand and Sri Lanka have to play against *someone*
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
this is terrible. exciting but terrible. i didn't think pakistan was capable of this.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
In other news, our friends at KFC help manage to get some good publicity for Cricket in the United States.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
bottleopener.jpg
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I knew I should have paid $50 and skipped work to see this, the old magic of Mr. Cricket returning to save Australia!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Instead I'm watching it on telly at work which means a close up shot of Peter Siddle during a lunch interval interview.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link
oh bloody hell
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link
3/51 - it's all happening here!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
lol mitchell's come good again has he
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
jabba would be getting his money's worth after all!
helluva catch from haddin
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
HAUUUURIIIIITZZZZZZ
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link
He took a bullet for the team there!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link
5/77 YESSSSSSS
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly cannot believe what i am watching
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone's favourite yellow ute driver strikes again!
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link
my nerves are shot
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link
yessss the HOT SPOT tells it like it is
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:20 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
this entire post bears repeating
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link
You're right, only England can really pull off this type of performance.
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh Umar. I thought you were better than the others.
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Umar Error
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link
oh crikey I gotta go leave and catch the train home in four mins
LOL THEY PAK'N IT IN
― pyramid of geezer (haitch), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
this is genuinely disgusting
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
get out of test cricket you scandalous morons
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link
BOWLED OUT ON A FLAT TRACK IN 38 FUCKING OVERS
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link
PAKISTAN YOU TAKE THE FUCKING COOKIE JAR
― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/great_escape.jpg
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL that was some craven fucken cricket i saw today, LJ otm, what a bunch of chokers. game-changing performance from kamran akmal tbh. but yeah got my money's worth i guess!
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 07:23 (fourteen years ago) link
felt highly visible as a neutral when everyone around me was screaming and losing their shit and i was remaining seated, politely clapping. think i got away with it! phew.
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 07:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lucky that you didn't get outed as a pom or even worse, south african
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
South Australia proves yet again that it is the greatest state in the world with another KFC BIG BASH triumph, this time over the HATED Victorians, even recalling the great days of Aussie Rules State of Origin Football.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link
South Australia IS the greatest state in the world! And they'll prove it in a) the KFC BIG BASH GRAND FINAL AT THE MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL ADELAIDE OVAL and b) the AIRTEL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway I am going to see NSW vs Queensland tonight and I just found out that Daniel Vettori is playing for the Bulls??
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://despardes.com/wp-content/woo_custom/1245-Daniel_Vettori95.jpg
^^raging bull
― the lyin' and cheatin' of flanders (haitch), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link
no bull
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a fierce man
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
JABBA ARE YA COMIN' TO THE BASH OR WHAT YA POM
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
oh hey! yeah i reckon i might. homebush at 7ish right? i'll ilx you my number...
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, homebush at 7! just ilx'ed you me number as well.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wish i cd bro down @ cricket with all this ilxors ;_;
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
They don't have a Members stand at Homebush, Louis. You'd be too confused, unable to concentrate of Lavender Bracken's return from injury and would find yourself leaning against a policeman asking you to take off your sunglasses so he can see if you're drunk or not.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
You call this cricket? Where's Dean Jones? Where's a good defensive nudge? I demand a glass of madeira and a game pie. Address me as Sir. Rude upstarts.
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
THEY DONT HAVE "PIMMS SNAKES" YOU BLADDY WOWSER DO THE BLADDY MEXICAN WAVE POM
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmm "cricket"
― harbl, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
harbl, Cricket is battle and service and sport and art.
But the man who said that went to Oxford so LJ may disagree with that statement.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Goodbye Twenty20, Hello Nine9!
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link
btw only saw one (1) punch up and that was at the train station after the match.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i can see Nine9 catching on, might appeal to the younger generation who haven't got the patience for the traditional, leisurely Twenty20 format
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Dunno if Nine9 goes far enough, I think they still need to make it leaner and meaner. After all, those girls behind us left halfway through the NSW innings!
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
that's true. they should have:
- more fire spurting things - more fireworks - more beach balls - more jessica mauboy singing at every game
― jabba hands, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
-more fireballs-more fire singeing at every game-more beachworksetc
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link
- more security guards deflating beach balls- more appropriate entrance music for Daniel Vettori (ie: "How Bizzare")
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
btw I think LJ would have appreciated the when worlds collide moment of Roy and Vettori out there batting in partnership for the Bulls
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
alas there were no fireworks or flames being shot in the air for that
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ NSFW this season btw
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
fireworks were a delight at the game in melbs, was like a night at the casino
― the lyin' and cheatin' of flanders (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
btw ur 3 down before lunch against pakistan - don't fancy yr chances of winning by any more than innings + 50
― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
fireball squirter things, that is (xp)
also here is a croosh name change
― PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
also I believe that jabba was most disappointed that he couldn't get any KFC at the stadium during a KFC BIG BASH
need to get the authorities onto that 'un
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
oh does Pakistan still have a Test side?
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i made much merriment that while i was in the mood for the dirty bird after being bombarded with advertising for it, all i could get was the strips and chips combo from
wait for it
RED ROOSTER
― PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
omg
wtf
lol
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
still some RED ROOSTER would be quite the treat, jabba had to settle for a microwaved hot dog and chips
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link
it was fairly tasty i must say
― PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link
haven't had RED ROOSTER for aaaaaages, which is a shame
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
never had red rooster omgwtf
hot dog was very disappointing. chips unexpectedly satisfying.
― jabba hands, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
here's how you can simulate the red rooster "experience" with simple household items (make sure to ask your parents' permission!):
a) fry some chickennow boil it
b) fry some chipsnow piss on them
c) whack those in the flimsiest cardboard box you can find, JOB DONE
― Kate Sinclair (sic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
cynical at best
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
not all of us are dining on fusion cooking in surry hills
WHITEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link
TEN EXCITING ONE-DAYERS COMIN' 'YA WAY (oh and three of those twenty20 deals)
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Considering going to watch some of this shitt./
― wilter, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
They might have finally found a way for me to stop watching cricket and that is the proposal of John Howard: ICC President.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I can take match fixing and Zimbabwe but this is a bridge too far!!
Tony Greig has just said "twittering" one too many times for my liking.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link
666 - the number of Cameron White.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't like how "Pup" fields without a cap - that kind of shit needs to be stamped out and banned from the game.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think we'll see Peter Siddle at The Ivy tonight btw.
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link
As an aside, I just saw that my subtle vandalism of the Wikipedia entry for Red Rooster is still up there!
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The Karachi Globetrotters are down for 4/32 - this could be an early night!
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 January 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
well that was the least exciting ODI series so far this year
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Ryan "The Joker" Harris - where did these mad bowling skillz come from?
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link
swear to christ brayshaw is the worst cricket commentator i've ever heard. not everything's a fucken sportsman's night u tool!!
― greasy joes mobile disco (haitch), Friday, 29 January 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Come on, it's a dead rubber in Perth. It's slightly better than having to hear Tubbs and Heals yalk crap.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
That said, Brayshaw was far too descriptive when discussing Cameron White's "soft" hands.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6961/picture2gz.png
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 January 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link
loooool
― jabba hands, Saturday, 30 January 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Afridi somehow makes life interesting despite a 5-0 whitewash.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
mate i just tackled a bloke at the cricket
its cool bro he wasn't aussie
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
A Special Commonwealth Bank Series Edition of Up-The-Arse Corner:
http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/113500/113586.2.jpg
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Monday, 1 February 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Twenty20 at the 'G! With special guest commentator Shane Warne!
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link
GO HUSS LOOK AT THAT ONE GO
he's gonna have a bit of a job here, mind you
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
tait going @ 160 here, jesus f'n christ
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link
3/13, fucken love tait
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha! oh, poor pakistan, effigies will be burned back home tonight!!
― CrazySexyFrog (haitch), Friday, 5 February 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, LJ - wherever you are!
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
It's raining and Nine have exhausted their emergency stockpile of Two and a Half Men episodes - so here's a Australia vs England T20 match from '07?
― Pre-FAP Stout (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 February 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the worst summer of Cricket...ever!
― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 February 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Not even David Warner's 50 off 18 balls could save this summer.
And thus endeth the boredom.
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
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― eau de humanity (haitch), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ya gotta lol @ the Clarke/Bingle situation
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/ring-of-fear-frantic-call-to-plumbers-in-the-night-20100313-q532.html
― wilter, Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda lol but mostly...LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
― oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link