whatever: cunted is an action of hitting the ball, we try to keep it to that
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
except when discussing john terry, andy gray et al.
anyway, good luck for the game tonight a hoy hoy.
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
rip andy gray
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvsaG3b9uVY
― Venga, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Really hope Old Hairy Hands gets sacked next.
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Keys = LADKamball94 2 minutes ago
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly these people are fucking cunts are i'm rly pleased to see gray fired
keys is anathema and will surely shortly follow
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:02 (1 hour ago)
this is could do with being laid to rest in the ilf shitty memes graveyard tbrr
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Keys presumably still on some level of disciplinary warning, Gray presumably now gone through every level of "STOP FUCKING DOING THAT" that he can before his HR department have no option but to terminate his contract.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly nobody cares about richard keys, even the scum rags aren't going to make a cause celebre out of the world's least memorable tv presenter
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't see how you can go thru the levels retrospectively unless say you're also engaged in legal action against your employer.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Am just guessing as to previous, otherwise I'd reckon he might have a case for unfair dismissal.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah dunno how long the court case has been going on for or whether News International has routine black ops contingency plans for rogue presenters
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly nobody cares about richard keys
I do, I've never liked him or his hairy ends, even when he was hosting the Tour de France on Channel 4 back in the 80s.
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
fwiw there is v little faux tudor shit in wilmslow, tho i appreciate you were channeling betjeman. i appreciated rio's echoing of ronan upthread, he is a shitLAD, w/ all the honour that goes w/ it
― ogmor, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
the literal shit-revelry; gratification as brought by enormous mounds of excrement within which one chooses to carouse
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
never read betjeman, wilmslow is just synecdoche for footballerland
and nb&s, of course people HATE richard keys, but i don't think many people care enough /for/ him
paradoxically, if he had become /more/ of a shouty clarksonite, he might get more support from the scum papers and the truelad.com contributors
as it is he is just some wallpaper that said some stuff
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
hairy wallpaper
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
the osborne family fortune iirc
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link
one of my friends has expressed his fury (via the medium of Facebook) at Gray's sacking on the grounds that he will inevitably rinse them for £millions in an unfair dismissal lawsuit, which will cause the price of Sky Sports subscriptions to rise
not sure he's given this the close analysis it warrants tbh
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
betjeman is a fucking stain on our literary character
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
abominable poet
idk what the notional ref to betj is other than sneering at suburbia via condensed signifiers like mocktudor, which is kinda outdated since most upscale exurban development these days is pofaced quinlanite hackwork or barclays homes stuff distended by 800%
have seen metroland which i can kinda sympathize with but didn't really rate
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the redknapp clip is as mentioned a new low
keys is /done/
the leamington lycanthrope has his jaw to the kerb and the righteous jackboot of the press will shortly do the rest
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theapt.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sarah_shahi_glasses_big_8.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
hang on, which redknapp clip?
"barclays home stuff distended by 800%" - awes
wait what's w/ the pic are we all oglers now
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Feel this needs to be on here - redolent of Partridge at the desk of the Linton Travel Tavernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2v5t1WxMQI
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
wow doesn't ulrika-ka-ka-ka look like jodie foster back then?
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgN4NrlXQEQ
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Keys/Redknapp clip no longer available.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
that's sarah shahi expressing her satisfaction at la mort de KEYSY
there is a tenuous sopranos ref to my prev post
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Here you go:http://www.sabotagetimes.com/sabotage/videos?id=894&tit=%22Would+you+smash+it%22%3A+Richard+Keys+in+action+on+Sky+Sports
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ha just coming to post that link
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
suggestion to mods: rename thread to "bring on the cunts: rolling reactionary football threads cunting it for the footie lads"
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Repeated use of "it" says it all.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
haha BURN xp
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
many xp - not just filled w/ bogus/mock tudor houses but wives who peroxide their hair - maybe i shld have waited for a third sign before i called betjeman. anyway alderley edge & wilmslow cld be skewered like this if you were so inclined but they are kind of peculiar & distinct
― ogmor, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Was also just coming to say it's back up on Youtube, but internets was going dead slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxr79eRSbNk
SO MUCH CRINGE.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
the sort of ppl who get upset about richard keys being called a cunt are cavilling reets
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Repeated use of "it" says it all.― onimo, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― onimo, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you got it then
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
saw the link and I hit it
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9q8mN4c9Zk
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYIDOjK3nC8
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i alluded elsewhere keys and gray can get called to fuck.
if you're going to keep using cunt and defending its use, in a thread that's talking about sexism in football, at least explain why?
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Swearing isn't sexist.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
do you reckon it might be rockist tho onimo? i feel that's a discush we should be having
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link
RICH KEY$YKNOWN ACROSS THE NATIONSMASH AND HANG IS MY FAVOURITE COMBINATION
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Speaking as a girlie, I don't find its use in "bad sweary word" or "kicking a ball extremely hard" context particularly sexist or offensive.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly nobody cares about richard keys, even the scum rags aren't going to make a cause celebre out of the world's least memorable tv presenter― nakhchivan, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
the other guy is memorable? i don't want to be a cunt, but honestly you shouldn't watch sky.
― read before patoing (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/mkanwm.jpg
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link