the redknapp clip is as mentioned a new low
keys is /done/
the leamington lycanthrope has his jaw to the kerb and the righteous jackboot of the press will shortly do the rest
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theapt.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sarah_shahi_glasses_big_8.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
hang on, which redknapp clip?
"barclays home stuff distended by 800%" - awes
wait what's w/ the pic are we all oglers now
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Feel this needs to be on here - redolent of Partridge at the desk of the Linton Travel Tavernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2v5t1WxMQI
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
wow doesn't ulrika-ka-ka-ka look like jodie foster back then?
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgN4NrlXQEQ
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Keys/Redknapp clip no longer available.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
that's sarah shahi expressing her satisfaction at la mort de KEYSY
there is a tenuous sopranos ref to my prev post
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Here you go:http://www.sabotagetimes.com/sabotage/videos?id=894&tit=%22Would+you+smash+it%22%3A+Richard+Keys+in+action+on+Sky+Sports
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ha just coming to post that link
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
suggestion to mods: rename thread to "bring on the cunts: rolling reactionary football threads cunting it for the footie lads"
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Repeated use of "it" says it all.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
haha BURN xp
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
many xp - not just filled w/ bogus/mock tudor houses but wives who peroxide their hair - maybe i shld have waited for a third sign before i called betjeman. anyway alderley edge & wilmslow cld be skewered like this if you were so inclined but they are kind of peculiar & distinct
― ogmor, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Was also just coming to say it's back up on Youtube, but internets was going dead slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxr79eRSbNk
SO MUCH CRINGE.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
the sort of ppl who get upset about richard keys being called a cunt are cavilling reets
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Repeated use of "it" says it all.― onimo, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― onimo, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 11:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you got it then
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
saw the link and I hit it
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9q8mN4c9Zk
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYIDOjK3nC8
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i alluded elsewhere keys and gray can get called to fuck.
if you're going to keep using cunt and defending its use, in a thread that's talking about sexism in football, at least explain why?
― bobbyhackettscornet (whatever), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Swearing isn't sexist.
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link
do you reckon it might be rockist tho onimo? i feel that's a discush we should be having
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link
RICH KEY$YKNOWN ACROSS THE NATIONSMASH AND HANG IS MY FAVOURITE COMBINATION
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Speaking as a girlie, I don't find its use in "bad sweary word" or "kicking a ball extremely hard" context particularly sexist or offensive.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly nobody cares about richard keys, even the scum rags aren't going to make a cause celebre out of the world's least memorable tv presenter― nakhchivan, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 10:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
the other guy is memorable? i don't want to be a cunt, but honestly you shouldn't watch sky.
― read before patoing (history mayne), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/mkanwm.jpg
― onimo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
nah, gray is not especially memorable but he has a kinda rep as a player and probably some 'roguish charm' to sky viewers i guess xp
richard keys is just not even there
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Gray isn't a 'TV presenter' iirc
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I have to say i did enjoy Gray's imaginary player dialogues. Not that he intended them to be funny.
― Number None, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
would you smash ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCEjCsMU9_s
― cozen, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link
are they talking about louise from eternal
― cozen, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link
The debate about the C-word has been extensive on ILX and my personal take on it is that the word as used in the UK has become divorced from misogynist invective in the same way that cock or dick as terms of abuse don't really connect to the image of the male member. Obviously in a private discourse with somebody who was offended by the use of the word I would avoid using it, but an internet message board is a different level of discourse in which the potential for offence is so limitless that a blanket avoidance of potentially offensive language is not possible.
In these cases we have agreed that only blatant hate speech is to be forbidden, which is why this board would not welcome, say, Jack Straw, to name one famous racist cunt.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link
surprising how buffon, baros and aaron hunt arent our 3 favourite current players
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link
This is the 21st century, for heaven’s sake. As long as they are not distracting the male players with their come-hither smiles and intoxicating musk, or suffering their mood-altering “monthly business”, then what is the problem?[...]Gray and Keys’s crime was not to be sexist, but to be sexist towards women. Worse still, they foolishly chose to target not the entire gender but a blameless individual with a name, a heart, a face and a soul. Not to mention rather lovely legs.
[...]
Gray and Keys’s crime was not to be sexist, but to be sexist towards women. Worse still, they foolishly chose to target not the entire gender but a blameless individual with a name, a heart, a face and a soul. Not to mention rather lovely legs.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:24 (thirteen years ago) link
The great thing about weeks like this is you can update your .xls of complete fucking bell-ends
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link
lol that's such a 'regional paper' column I could well believe it to be a parody
I do not claim to be a broadcasting expert (as you can hear for yourself when I cover the Pete Price Show on Radio City 96.7, all next week)
― nothing tastes as good as zingy feels (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/Jay_SouthLondon
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link
how did u find that allardyce clip....it had like 300 views on youtube
if the press are going to run and run with the misoj in football theme then i could see attn being drawn to that
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link
might be worth emailing to a few news providers idk, he is actually sexually humiliating an irl person in a manner p similar to that which did for gray
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link
RT @hofflimits: I heard a female Assistant Referee is going to explain the Equality Act to Andy Gray and Richard keys using condiments on the kitchen table.
Good work
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
That "would you smash it?" thing is just cringeworthy, Keysey butting into the conversation in a desperate attempt to be one of the lads. I like Gullit fixating intently on his Blackberry rather than acknowledging him.
I think "would smash" is probably dead as a meme.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Where's the Allardyce clip again?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link
au contraire, WS has just picked up a whole new set of useful connotations
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/711/ffffof.gif
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that gleeful little squint and headroll is hilariously reminiscent of a good friend of mine
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:33 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Opinionated and considered thinker of the game, looking to become involved in football writing and blogging.
― onimo, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
good luck with that.
i wasn't there for the birth of ws but i thought it was always supposed to go with how creepy and dommy p the thread intention was? keysy fits right in with whoever it was this morning going "oh noes! her skin has a slight mark! ew!"
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Keys on TalkSport in a few minutes apparently.
― The referee was perfect (Chris), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
oh crap that means i have to stop listening to the elgar viloin sonata on r3
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link