Redknapp is very handsome tho. No homo.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
do you watch sunday supplement or listen to the podcast krau?
― zvookster, Thursday, 27 January 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a sky show where a bunch of print journalists chill with like orange juice & croissants
i wouldn't say there's an astonishing increase in the level of insight, sadly
― zvookster, Thursday, 27 January 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I've held my hands up. I was wrong. The big man's held his hands up. He was wrong. We've both held our hands up. We were both wrong. At times we've resembled Adams and Bould circa 1991! One mistake. 20 years. One mistake. Well, just goes to show. There's no loyalty in football. Not any more.
It's not me I feel sorry for. I'm still in my prime. Plenty of networks have wanted me over the years. You'd be surprised by some of the names. Let's just says that a certain West Brom supporting breakfast show host should be thanking me for his career. Tapping up happens. Of course it does.
But what about my mate. Andy Gray. He's given his life to this place. 20 years and hardly missed a game. Not like some of your modern pros who have to feel 'just right' before they pull out the microphone. Shameful. The way he's been treated. Shameful.
This place was nothing when we arrived. Do you think they ever dreamed about your HD's and your 3D's and your red buttons then? Do me a favour love. Look at the place now. Some people have short memories. But we remember. And the fans remember. Make no mistake about that. They're not stupid. And it's them I feel sorry for the most. The fans. No-one seems to have mentioned them in this whole business. No change there then.
"Football's changing and you've got to change with it Keysey" they tell me. Well if the change is for the better, if it's improving the game, then fine, you'll find me at the front of the queue leading the charge. But if it's not? As Andy says, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Wise bloke Andy.
I don't feel that this is the end though. No danger. They'll be twists and turns before this all plays out. There always is. We'll see what happens a few games down the road when the new guys come in. I hear there going to give Stelling a go. Now Jeff's a good friend of mine. A good friend and a good pro. But I'm sure he won't mind me saying that he's untested at this level. This is a big step up and he knows it. This is Super Sunday. I wish him well but I'm fearful to be honest. The job's hard enough, but add in replacing a double testimonial legend, then the pressure will be enormous. Well we'll see. Will I be back? Well if 20 years have taught me anything it's that you never say never in this game. One thing's for sure though. You just can't take your eyes off it.
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Thursday, 27 January 2011 07:55 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svg0hh54fa0
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 27 January 2011 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/N_Omusic/status/30385039917187073
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 27 January 2011 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Fail to see how anyone could accuse Rio Ferdy of taking the mick out of women
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/16/article-0-055C377D000005DC-277_468x627.jpg
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 27 January 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i think it is less "taking the mick" and more cme
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 27 January 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Guardian in "completely stupid and pointless poll" shocker.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/poll/2011/jan/26/richard-keys-sky-sports
― ailsa, Thursday, 27 January 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Richard-Keys-Andy-Gray-sexism-row-Arab-TV-station-Al-Jazeera-want-to-hire-shamed-former-Sky-duo-article683759.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
― cozen, Friday, 28 January 2011 07:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Super-rich Arab TV station Al Jazeera want to snap up Richard Keys and Andy Gray
I got a 'joke' text yesterday - fake Andy Gray job-seeker thing where he was looking for work in Saudi/Iran or "anywhere else women know their fucking place".
― onimo, Friday, 28 January 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Does Andy Gray often send you joke texts?
― Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 28 January 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at the description of Al-Jazeera as "super rich"!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 January 2011 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link
though compared with the Mirror it's fair dos
You see where I said "fake"?
― onimo, Friday, 28 January 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Surprise!
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Ugh.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
"This was off-air and 11 years ago and anyone who knows me knows that Ruud Gullit, Dion Dublin and Ian Wright are not only my past associates but some of my best friends.”
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 February 2011 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4146/5444955728_8a47dfc0be_b.jpg
Where are the live blogs? Not listening to this, natch, but interested nonetheless.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 14 February 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjRhG1e4b4
jamie clearly picking up vocabulary from keysy. or maybe yung humma.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
NintendoWiiUK | 10 February 2011
can only conclude it was a nice bit of meta from those clever japs
― nulty dread (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
"Thank you – all of you – who helped me and Andy (Gray) build from some very dark places these past few months," it begins. "You've been fantastic. To those who know me well and are concerned about what may bite you going forward – be sure it will – from the brothers of airline pilots to those of you who placed unusual bets on the last day of the season and have had a fairly easy ride despite indiscretions in Vegas."
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 June 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
With a bit more effort he could position himself as Britain's answer to Charlie Sheen.
― Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
#winning vs #smashing
― reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Thursday, 9 June 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
The duo, who earlier this year were still using state-of-the-art technology to present Premier League games on the subscription channel, are shown in the videos talking about football on park benches, filmed by what looks to be a cameraphone.At one point in the now unavailable videos, the pair's discussion on football is drowned out by the noise of a passing van.
At one point in the now unavailable videos, the pair's discussion on football is drowned out by the noise of a passing van.
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/70315/
― Chris, Thursday, 6 October 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TlBaeUjO1g
you don't buy them. they don't come in packets.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 6 October 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link
This is the first time Gray has spoken about the events which took place in January of last year. I ask him whether he thought that was the end of his life and he says: “Yes.” So did he think of killing himself? The 56-year-old looks up and admits: “I would be lying if I said I didn’t.”
So did he think of killing himself?
The 56-year-old looks up and admits: “I would be lying if I said I didn’t.”
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
oh fuck off
“My job affected so many other people. I’ve got lots of family and friends that I looked after financially because of what I earned. Overnight, I couldn’t look after them any more.”
― Number None, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
What Gray is now keen to influence are the minds that he can change. He is genuinely surprised when I say he had a reputation for being arrogant.“You stagger me. I’ve never heard that levelled at me. I just can’t believe that. I’ve always treated people the way I would like to be treated myself.”
“You stagger me. I’ve never heard that levelled at me. I just can’t believe that. I’ve always treated people the way I would like to be treated myself.”
Arrogant? YOU STAGGER ME!!!!!!!!!
― pandemic, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
In all the 'banter' he has witnessed in his many years in the game not once has any of the stuff thrown at him included the suggestion that he may be a little bit arrogant? These dressing rooms haven't been doing their bantering properly obviously.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
Best quotes:
“I do not see myself as sexist. Not in a million years. I have four daughters and I was brought up by a wonderful mother on her own. She’s 91 and is distraught about what happened.”As proof he explains that the rector of the church in Lower Slaughter in Gloucestershire for his third marriage last month was female. “Veronica (James) was fantastic and we had a lovely Church of England wedding. There you are.”
As proof he explains that the rector of the church in Lower Slaughter in Gloucestershire for his third marriage last month was female. “Veronica (James) was fantastic and we had a lovely Church of England wedding. There you are.”
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
But on Monday, Keys took to the pair's joint Twitter account – and gave the least patronising of blessings to a certain decision by a certain female assistant referee. The official in question was Massey, and it must have made her little day to discover that her correct offside verdict on Micah Richards's "goal" in the dying seconds of Manchester City's 1-0 defeat by Swansea on Sunday has been given the all-important Keys 'n' Gray stamp of approval. "For the record," tweeted Richard on behalf of the pair, "great call Sian. Delighted for her – as we were a year ago."As they were a year ago? Forgive me for allowing daylight to intrude on magic, but Richard notoriously greeted the discovery that Sian would be running the line at Molineux with a supportive "the game's gone mad".
As they were a year ago? Forgive me for allowing daylight to intrude on magic, but Richard notoriously greeted the discovery that Sian would be running the line at Molineux with a supportive "the game's gone mad".
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
Keys @richardajkeys 8h@CordreyB banter? Nice to know Sky have re instated banter. None of my family are laughing.Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@Mikeduncan21 I'd love it all explaining. When is banter ok? All of the time. None of it. Some of it. By who? When? On air or snooped?Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@debs1987xx great news banter is back in fashionRichard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@JamesCharleson good news James. Banter. Nice to know that's popular again.Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@Powlo981 oh. That's good news. You can have banter at Sky again.Richard Keys @richardajkeys 10hJust finished looking at other Mday progs. What did GNev mean when he said to Carragher 'you'd be the burglar'? Why? Cause he's from L'pool?
Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@Mikeduncan21 I'd love it all explaining. When is banter ok? All of the time. None of it. Some of it. By who? When? On air or snooped?
Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@debs1987xx great news banter is back in fashion
Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@JamesCharleson good news James. Banter. Nice to know that's popular again.
Richard Keys @richardajkeys 8h@Powlo981 oh. That's good news. You can have banter at Sky again.
Richard Keys @richardajkeys 10hJust finished looking at other Mday progs. What did GNev mean when he said to Carragher 'you'd be the burglar'? Why? Cause he's from L'pool?
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
Sam Burrow @sam_burrow @richardajkeys Hi Richard, did we ever find out if Redknapp did 'smash it'?Richard Keys @richardajkeys@sam_burrow we did. We know who - and where
Richard Keys @richardajkeys@sam_burrow we did. We know who - and where
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/richard-keys-sky-have-done-their-money-the-novelty-of-gary-neville-and-jamie-carragher-will-wear-off-and-then-what-8827984.html
Keyes still going on about the dark forces of being a sexist prick and now claiming to have invented Gary Neville, Pundit.
Neville, according to Keys, owes him his television career. "He was my idea. Me and Geoff Shreeves. We sat with him in Manchester over a bowl of chips.
― We don’t have a Paul McGrath (onimo), Friday, 20 September 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
This cunts look like a typical news employees 'talent' Corp. exec / level, rich riding banality wilmslowwave mock tudor, wifelets peroxide, beejes extra toilet, boutique divorce lawyers in advance and drinksodden four blowouts in ainstree figures, all the while cackling knowledge that are avatars of real life, looking down at the top through relentless sadism routinized and severity coalition anglobourgie
They are among the hoardes old channel post-gentrified blokecult Gazza and priapic young gods EPL and you can fuck anything that moves, pornographic fantasies of mutating a weak fuckwant former menopausal over the last Distance
They embodied really bad, but what to do? ...
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:27 (ten years ago) link
これはトリック執拗seydizamトップまで、すべてこの情報現実のアバターをkakling beejesがルーチン化"ギフト" News CorpのExecの典型的な従業員リッチ/ライディングレベルbanaliti vilmslovvaveチューダーモデル、vifelets過酸化水素、共通の付属品は、事前とdrinxodden ainstree4つの図の破裂のブティック離婚弁護士であり、と連立anglobourgyeの重症度
チャネルは、若い人たちのポストの大群である - jentrifeyd blokekultガザとAppleはFrauke神と何も更年期変異前にクラッシュを移動することはできませんfukkvantポルノファンタジー弱い最後の旅行です
それは非常に貧弱に埋め込まれていますが、何をするか? .........
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:36 (ten years ago) link
Over Seydizam obsessed employees, including public kakling "gift" News Corp, vifelets hydrogen peroxide, a typical level of routine banaliti Run Tudor vilmslovvave drive model / avatar fool the information-rich product beejes the truth, the coalition anglobourgye tensile strength and numbers, in front of a store and one ainstree4 drinxodden divorce lawyer
Channel after a crowd of young people - recent trip to Gaza is not possible mutation blokekult fantasy porn fukkvant weak, and not Apple jentrifeyd accident Frauke God menopause, and how to move
It is embedded in the very bad, but what do I do? ...............
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link
i'd suggest any member of the football community who didn't want to be a cunt by association refused to be interviewed by them. but this is the football community.
― ftraight from ye toppe of my Donne (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:43 (ten years ago) link
Lol @ the idea that hiring an ex-pro with 400 appearances for Man United and 85 England caps represents some moment of inspiration.
― Matt DC, Friday, 20 September 2013 08:12 (ten years ago) link
keys/gray still probably less xenophobic than carra tbf
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 08:18 (ten years ago) link
over a bowl of chips
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 September 2013 08:19 (ten years ago) link
by association football
― a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Friday, 20 September 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link
it's funny cos i was just thinking the other day if i could have a meal with any three people in history it'd be gary neville, richard keys, and geoff shreeves.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 September 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
Eh, bitter cunt stays a bitter cunt. ppl will soon be sick of Neville and Souness but Shearer, Keegan and Reid still represent good value as pundits, even he doesn't believe this shit
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 20 September 2013 09:21 (ten years ago) link
shreevesy, please xp
― r|t|c, Friday, 20 September 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link
the shreevemeister general
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Friday, 20 September 2013 09:42 (ten years ago) link
Keys' twitter is just a never-ending torrent of bitterness. He was complaining about paying 5p for plastic bags last week
― Number None, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
Keys and my old man have an awful lot in common
― Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link
MADRID, Nov 26 (Reuters)"Sickened to learn of 'fans' racially abusing a Real Betis player," Blatter wrote on his Twitter feed on Tuesday."I condemn their actions, which were seen on TV/online by millions," the Swiss added.
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link