Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

though compared with the Mirror it's fair dos

Does Andy Gray often send you joke texts?

You see where I said "fake"?

Surprise!

Ugh.

"This was off-air and 11 years ago and anyone who knows me knows that Ruud Gullit, Dion Dublin and Ian Wright are not only my past associates but some of my best friends.”

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4146/5444955728_8a47dfc0be_b.jpg

Where are the live blogs? Not listening to this, natch, but interested nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjRhG1e4b4

jamie clearly picking up vocabulary from keysy. or maybe yung humma.

NintendoWiiUK | 10 February 2011

can only conclude it was a nice bit of meta from those clever japs

"Thank you – all of you – who helped me and Andy (Gray) build from some very dark places these past few months," it begins. "You've been fantastic. To those who know me well and are concerned about what may bite you going forward – be sure it will – from the brothers of airline pilots to those of you who placed unusual bets on the last day of the season and have had a fairly easy ride despite indiscretions in Vegas."

With a bit more effort he could position himself as Britain's answer to Charlie Sheen.

#winning vs #smashing

The duo, who earlier this year were still using state-of-the-art technology to present Premier League games on the subscription channel, are shown in the videos talking about football on park benches, filmed by what looks to be a cameraphone.

At one point in the now unavailable videos, the pair's discussion on football is drowned out by the noise of a passing van.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/70315/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TlBaeUjO1g

you don't buy them. they don't come in packets.

This is the first time Gray has spoken about the events which took place in January of last year. I ask him whether he thought that was the end of his life and he says: “Yes.”

So did he think of killing himself?

The 56-year-old looks up and admits: “I would be lying if I said I didn’t.”

oh fuck off

“My job affected so many other people. I’ve got lots of family and friends that I looked after financially because of what I earned. Overnight, I couldn’t look after them any more.”

What Gray is now keen to influence are the minds that he can change. He is genuinely surprised when I say he had a reputation for being arrogant.

“You stagger me. I’ve never heard that levelled at me. I just can’t believe that. I’ve always treated people the way I would like to be treated myself.”

Arrogant? YOU STAGGER ME!!!!!!!!!

In all the 'banter' he has witnessed in his many years in the game not once has any of the stuff thrown at him included the suggestion that he may be a little bit arrogant? These dressing rooms haven't been doing their bantering properly obviously.

Best quotes:

“I do not see myself as sexist. Not in a million years. I have four daughters and I was brought up by a wonderful mother on her own. She’s 91 and is distraught about what happened.”

As proof he explains that the rector of the church in Lower Slaughter in Gloucestershire for his third marriage last month was female. “Veronica (James) was fantastic and we had a lovely Church of England wedding. There you are.”

But on Monday, Keys took to the pair's joint Twitter account – and gave the least patronising of blessings to a certain decision by a certain female assistant referee. The official in question was Massey, and it must have made her little day to discover that her correct offside verdict on Micah Richards's "goal" in the dying seconds of Manchester City's 1-0 defeat by Swansea on Sunday has been given the all-important Keys 'n' Gray stamp of approval. "For the record," tweeted Richard on behalf of the pair, "great call Sian. Delighted for her – as we were a year ago."

As they were a year ago? Forgive me for allowing daylight to intrude on magic, but Richard notoriously greeted the discovery that Sian would be running the line at Molineux with a supportive "the game's gone mad".

Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@CordreyB banter? Nice to know Sky have re instated banter. None of my family are laughing.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@Mikeduncan21 I'd love it all explaining. When is banter ok? All of the time. None of it. Some of it. By who? When? On air or snooped?

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@debs1987xx great news banter is back in fashion

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@JamesCharleson good news James. Banter. Nice to know that's popular again.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@Powlo981 oh. That's good news. You can have banter at Sky again.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 10h
Just finished looking at other Mday progs. What did GNev mean when he said to Carragher 'you'd be the burglar'? Why? Cause he's from L'pool?

Sam Burrow ‏@sam_burrow
@richardajkeys Hi Richard, did we ever find out if Redknapp did 'smash it'?

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys
@sam_burrow we did. We know who - and where

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/richard-keys-sky-have-done-their-money-the-novelty-of-gary-neville-and-jamie-carragher-will-wear-off-and-then-what-8827984.html

Keyes still going on about the dark forces of being a sexist prick and now claiming to have invented Gary Neville, Pundit.

Neville, according to Keys, owes him his television career. "He was my idea. Me and Geoff Shreeves. We sat with him in Manchester over a bowl of chips.

This cunts look like a typical news employees 'talent' Corp. exec / level, rich riding banality wilmslowwave mock tudor, wifelets peroxide, beejes extra toilet, boutique divorce lawyers in advance and drinksodden four blowouts in ainstree figures, all the while cackling knowledge that are avatars of real life, looking down at the top through relentless sadism routinized and severity coalition anglobourgie

They are among the hoardes old channel post-gentrified blokecult Gazza and priapic young gods EPL and you can fuck anything that moves, pornographic fantasies of mutating a weak fuckwant former menopausal over the last Distance

They embodied really bad, but what to do? ...

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チャネルは、若い人たちのポストの大群である - jentrifeyd blokekultガザとAppleはFrauke神と何も更年期変異前にクラッシュを移動することはできませんfukkvantポルノファンタジー弱い最後の旅行です

それは非常に貧弱に埋め込まれていますが、何をするか？ .........

Over Seydizam obsessed employees, including public kakling "gift" News Corp, vifelets hydrogen peroxide, a typical level of routine banaliti Run Tudor vilmslovvave drive model / avatar fool the information-rich product beejes the truth, the coalition anglobourgye tensile strength and numbers, in front of a store and one ainstree4 drinxodden divorce lawyer

Channel after a crowd of young people - recent trip to Gaza is not possible mutation blokekult fantasy porn fukkvant weak, and not Apple jentrifeyd accident Frauke God menopause, and how to move

It is embedded in the very bad, but what do I do? ...............

i'd suggest any member of the football community who didn't want to be a cunt by association refused to be interviewed by them. but this is the football community.

Lol @ the idea that hiring an ex-pro with 400 appearances for Man United and 85 England caps represents some moment of inspiration.

keys/gray still probably less xenophobic than carra tbf

over a bowl of chips

by association football

it's funny cos i was just thinking the other day if i could have a meal with any three people in history it'd be gary neville, richard keys, and geoff shreeves.

Eh, bitter cunt stays a bitter cunt. ppl will soon be sick of Neville and Souness but Shearer, Keegan and Reid still represent good value as pundits, even he doesn't believe this shit

shreevesy, please xp

the shreevemeister general

Keys' twitter is just a never-ending torrent of bitterness. He was complaining about paying 5p for plastic bags last week

Keys and my old man have an awful lot in common

MADRID, Nov 26 (Reuters)
"Sickened to learn of 'fans' racially abusing a Real Betis player," Blatter wrote on his Twitter feed on Tuesday.
"I condemn their actions, which were seen on TV/online by millions," the Swiss added.

Previously unseen video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLD27abHrf0

They are so vile.

the mail are suggesting mackay and the other cunt arent going to be charged

thought the revive might have been for this http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29810908

Cummings may yet appeal over the decision and BBC Sport understands he believes he should receive a more lenient sanction, just as the chairman of the FA's referees committee, David Elleray, did this summer.

Elleray avoided punishment after he told Robert McCarthy, a black non-league referee coaching manager, that he "looked rather tanned" and asked him "have you been down a coal mine?"

that famed harrow badinage

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/01/time-for-rooney-rule-black-managers-at-a-low

Articulate and bright, the Hull defender discourses on everything from Pep Guardiola’s football philosophy to the civil rights movement in the US.

, who is black,

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/19/malky-mackay-appointed-wigan-manager

dave whelan is a suppurating lesion of a person

He is a committed family man with decent values and is a professional who has worked and thrived for over 20 years in the multicultural world of modern football. There is nothing more to say about this subject, and as far as I am concerned we draw a line under it from today.

its gone largely unnoticed that all of the emails about chinks, homos, 'the jew' etc derive from a court ordered search to find documents relating to 'financial irregularities' in several large transfers

He was a shit manager even before he crashed his ability to motivate non-white footballers into the ground. Not really what you want in a Champo relegation dogfight.