Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

What Gray is now keen to influence are the minds that he can change. He is genuinely surprised when I say he had a reputation for being arrogant.

“You stagger me. I’ve never heard that levelled at me. I just can’t believe that. I’ve always treated people the way I would like to be treated myself.”

Arrogant? YOU STAGGER ME!!!!!!!!!

In all the 'banter' he has witnessed in his many years in the game not once has any of the stuff thrown at him included the suggestion that he may be a little bit arrogant? These dressing rooms haven't been doing their bantering properly obviously.

Best quotes:

“I do not see myself as sexist. Not in a million years. I have four daughters and I was brought up by a wonderful mother on her own. She’s 91 and is distraught about what happened.”

As proof he explains that the rector of the church in Lower Slaughter in Gloucestershire for his third marriage last month was female. “Veronica (James) was fantastic and we had a lovely Church of England wedding. There you are.”

But on Monday, Keys took to the pair's joint Twitter account – and gave the least patronising of blessings to a certain decision by a certain female assistant referee. The official in question was Massey, and it must have made her little day to discover that her correct offside verdict on Micah Richards's "goal" in the dying seconds of Manchester City's 1-0 defeat by Swansea on Sunday has been given the all-important Keys 'n' Gray stamp of approval. "For the record," tweeted Richard on behalf of the pair, "great call Sian. Delighted for her – as we were a year ago."

As they were a year ago? Forgive me for allowing daylight to intrude on magic, but Richard notoriously greeted the discovery that Sian would be running the line at Molineux with a supportive "the game's gone mad".

Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@CordreyB banter? Nice to know Sky have re instated banter. None of my family are laughing.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@Mikeduncan21 I'd love it all explaining. When is banter ok? All of the time. None of it. Some of it. By who? When? On air or snooped?

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@debs1987xx great news banter is back in fashion

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@JamesCharleson good news James. Banter. Nice to know that's popular again.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 8h
@Powlo981 oh. That's good news. You can have banter at Sky again.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 10h
Just finished looking at other Mday progs. What did GNev mean when he said to Carragher 'you'd be the burglar'? Why? Cause he's from L'pool?

Sam Burrow ‏@sam_burrow
@richardajkeys Hi Richard, did we ever find out if Redknapp did 'smash it'?

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys
@sam_burrow we did. We know who - and where

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/richard-keys-sky-have-done-their-money-the-novelty-of-gary-neville-and-jamie-carragher-will-wear-off-and-then-what-8827984.html

Keyes still going on about the dark forces of being a sexist prick and now claiming to have invented Gary Neville, Pundit.

Neville, according to Keys, owes him his television career. "He was my idea. Me and Geoff Shreeves. We sat with him in Manchester over a bowl of chips.

This cunts look like a typical news employees 'talent' Corp. exec / level, rich riding banality wilmslowwave mock tudor, wifelets peroxide, beejes extra toilet, boutique divorce lawyers in advance and drinksodden four blowouts in ainstree figures, all the while cackling knowledge that are avatars of real life, looking down at the top through relentless sadism routinized and severity coalition anglobourgie

They are among the hoardes old channel post-gentrified blokecult Gazza and priapic young gods EPL and you can fuck anything that moves, pornographic fantasies of mutating a weak fuckwant former menopausal over the last Distance

They embodied really bad, but what to do? ...

これはトリック執拗seydizamトップまで、すべてこの情報現実のアバターをkakling beejesがルーチン化"ギフト" News CorpのExecの典型的な従業員リッチ/ライディングレベルbanaliti vilmslovvaveチューダーモデル、vifelets過酸化水素、共通の付属品は、事前とdrinxodden ainstree4つの図の破裂のブティック離婚弁護士であり、と連立anglobourgyeの重症度

チャネルは、若い人たちのポストの大群である - jentrifeyd blokekultガザとAppleはFrauke神と何も更年期変異前にクラッシュを移動することはできませんfukkvantポルノファンタジー弱い最後の旅行です

それは非常に貧弱に埋め込まれていますが、何をするか？ .........

Over Seydizam obsessed employees, including public kakling "gift" News Corp, vifelets hydrogen peroxide, a typical level of routine banaliti Run Tudor vilmslovvave drive model / avatar fool the information-rich product beejes the truth, the coalition anglobourgye tensile strength and numbers, in front of a store and one ainstree4 drinxodden divorce lawyer

Channel after a crowd of young people - recent trip to Gaza is not possible mutation blokekult fantasy porn fukkvant weak, and not Apple jentrifeyd accident Frauke God menopause, and how to move

It is embedded in the very bad, but what do I do? ...............

i'd suggest any member of the football community who didn't want to be a cunt by association refused to be interviewed by them. but this is the football community.

Lol @ the idea that hiring an ex-pro with 400 appearances for Man United and 85 England caps represents some moment of inspiration.

keys/gray still probably less xenophobic than carra tbf

over a bowl of chips

by association football

it's funny cos i was just thinking the other day if i could have a meal with any three people in history it'd be gary neville, richard keys, and geoff shreeves.

Eh, bitter cunt stays a bitter cunt. ppl will soon be sick of Neville and Souness but Shearer, Keegan and Reid still represent good value as pundits, even he doesn't believe this shit

shreevesy, please xp

the shreevemeister general

Keys' twitter is just a never-ending torrent of bitterness. He was complaining about paying 5p for plastic bags last week

Keys and my old man have an awful lot in common

MADRID, Nov 26 (Reuters)
"Sickened to learn of 'fans' racially abusing a Real Betis player," Blatter wrote on his Twitter feed on Tuesday.
"I condemn their actions, which were seen on TV/online by millions," the Swiss added.

Previously unseen video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLD27abHrf0

They are so vile.

the mail are suggesting mackay and the other cunt arent going to be charged

thought the revive might have been for this http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29810908

Cummings may yet appeal over the decision and BBC Sport understands he believes he should receive a more lenient sanction, just as the chairman of the FA's referees committee, David Elleray, did this summer.

Elleray avoided punishment after he told Robert McCarthy, a black non-league referee coaching manager, that he "looked rather tanned" and asked him "have you been down a coal mine?"

that famed harrow badinage

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/01/time-for-rooney-rule-black-managers-at-a-low

Articulate and bright, the Hull defender discourses on everything from Pep Guardiola’s football philosophy to the civil rights movement in the US.

, who is black,

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/19/malky-mackay-appointed-wigan-manager

dave whelan is a suppurating lesion of a person

He is a committed family man with decent values and is a professional who has worked and thrived for over 20 years in the multicultural world of modern football. There is nothing more to say about this subject, and as far as I am concerned we draw a line under it from today.

its gone largely unnoticed that all of the emails about chinks, homos, 'the jew' etc derive from a court ordered search to find documents relating to 'financial irregularities' in several large transfers

He was a shit manager even before he crashed his ability to motivate non-white footballers into the ground. Not really what you want in a Champo relegation dogfight.

How did he not even get charged when Ferdinand, etc, get raked over the coals for minor stuff?

hes still 'under investigation'

said he was a crap manager last time when biddable fools like deems were taking the usual english media line on his firing

GET INVOLVED - will Liverpool win the Premiership 2013/14?

solskjaer was a poor replacement but mackay was doing a crap job and would likely have done the same despite having spent all of the money

Whelan is such a repulsive old bullheaded senile bastard he is probably loving this. Even if the managerial short-list was Steve Kean, Hockaday and some fucking tramp claiming to be Anelka's brother his ability to manage and sign players is fatally compromised and he shouldn't have got the job.

the problem is this lamentable preoccupation with punishment, the line is he has been humiliated so let's leave it at that, which judging by the lack of fuss the media mostly seem to be buying rather than acknowledging that this renders him unsuitable for any role in any industry with a position of trust

"I'm a big man," said the former Scotland international, who arrives with Wigan struggling near the foot of the Championship.

He added: "I would ask people to judge me as they see me.

"I made mistakes but I'm absolutely not racist. I hope going forward the people of Wigan see me as I am."

I personally have had to bear the consequences of stuff I did in the past. I was a betting shop manager with a predilection for gambling and had signed a caution for the theft of a fair few grand after too many degenerate gambling adventures. So a few years later when I was a qualified electrician, this caution for theft would appear on enhanced CRB checks whenever I was working in schools, government buildings etc. I had to carry this shit for over a decade and it caused me what seemed like endless angst for the best part of a decade at various companies. And this worthless piece of shit gets a free pass after a few months and implores supporters of the jumped up re-election recipients to see him as he is x0==

cafc forum, having talked so much sense about ched evans, suffering collective moron outbreak rn, very sad

mackay is a desperate choice & I now wish them relegated ahead of Millwall if not Birmingham

if you accept pro football doesn't really give a fuck about racism, homophobia, misogyny,

and if you accept that no accusations of crooked transfer shenanigans have been proven as yet

this feeb is still a terrible fucken appointment.

almost as if the provocation was the point rather than an unfortunate side effect.

maybe not the point exactly but im sure whelan is delighted in being able to able to fuck off loads of people

he is an awful fucking cunt and i have noted his grotty patrician victorian industrialist mentality here before

one of the reasons i have a residual fondness for mike ashley, apart from his baiting of the nufc fans, is that he gave evidence of the cartel operated by whelan and a few other retailers and since then whelan has nurtured a grudge against him

even criticizing him for wearing a newcastle shirt in the directors box (this from someone who made his fortune selling replica football shirts)

yeah sure the point can't be merely to provoke but then still, the noxiousness coupled with the sheer unnecessariness of the appointment - there must be a dozen out of work mediocrities that kind of got lucky with a shitty club a little bit once - reeks of favours or dodgy money or something

nakh u shd bump the 'pards' thread w/ a short piece on ashley (lol I typed 'shirt' there)

dont worry the pards thread will be kept alive

that threads got a long way to go yet and your good work will not have been in vain

whelan says he has a clause allowing him to fire him if he is found guilty of misconduct by the fa although presumably he has wagered that the fa will either do nothing (as the mail have intimated) or fuck all

Ought Mackay to have rendered himself permanently unemployable through his charmless interchanges with his former head of recruitment Iain Moody, or should the game allow him a route back if he shows contrition and promises to behave better in the future?

The danger here is that many are depicting Mackay as some sort of sex offender, if not a mass murderer. His crime was being busted by a vengeful former employer for a handful of texts that were undeniably much worse than the “friendly banter” the League Managers Association foolishly suggested.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/19/malky-mackay-deserves-fair-hearing-wigan-management-return-dave-whelan