Gareth Bale

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bpitwnt at any rate

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

CHEATING SCUM

Number None, Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

why doesn't he do it for spurs? feel like maybe the pure white light of his beating three and cunting it from 35 yards is often dispersed into so much colourful detritus when forced through the prism of jimbelly d'faux and scurdson

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

not sure what you're getting at. If anything he cheats more for Spurs

Number None, Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

his cheating is as indefensible as his brilliance is undefendable GET ON THE END OF THAT ONE NULT

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

idk if he is a big fat cheat or whatever but he is def lately thinking he's too hot to bother making mickey owen brand gamesmanship look good

like the villa dive he was entitled to draw the obv foul with the keeper out so far but he instead just thought fuck it i'm bpitw this'll do

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

otm, lazy effort at a dive < full blooded suarez < takin the hit for the team

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

at least we can all agree that Tom Cleverley cemented his position as the most exciting young(ish) player in world football last night

Number None, Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

most excitingish young player, maybe

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

so

he's developing into a somewhat more consistent player, sticking a bit more to the lw and what he's good at. feel that this is A Good Thing.

Still in and out of games. Still creating chances for players that aren't there (not his fault). Still diving.

How do we assess gareth bale as of nov 2012

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

Dani Alves still otm

Shane Breen is a gigantic tool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 November 2012 10:43 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen g bale at lb. i'll keep him as a winger thanks.

What's he worth in january? Worried that levy has outed us as a club that sells too cheaply after modric and vdv.

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

It wasn't a dive last night btw. He's good, and imv getting more effective. But the heart thing. Must. Stop.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 November 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link

it was definitely a dive

Number None, Thursday, 29 November 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was a dive

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

otm

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

fake ronaldo mighty hero pose before every free kick has overtaken the <3 for annoyingness now imo

(the fact he's also kinda pulling the dippers off also adds to the irritation)

r|t|c, Saturday, 1 December 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

he appears to be pretty thick even for a fitba player

Phenomenology of Spirit Animal (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 1 December 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

Gareth Bale. Hamstring. Pinged.

studge_siren.gif (onimo), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

the <3 thing is still the worst. i want to cry/gouge out my eyes every time i see it.

contrarian, zing thyself (cajunsunday), Saturday, 1 December 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

has settled into a very consistent/effective presence in the past twelve months imo, avb a good influence on him so far in keeping his performances at a high level and maybe limiting his wandering that was encouraged far too much under redknapp

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

hmm maybe not limiting so much (given a hat-trick from central last night) so much as working on the discipline of the wanders

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

aren't tottenham playing 442 atm? which is very attacking when one of the wingers is bale

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

it's kind of more a 4 3 2 with bale one of the two, adebayor being the ' '

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

adebayor is such a weirdo

he should be owned by an investment company like tevez cuz he never plays well for whoever owns his contract

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

otm, but long forseen tbf. that said, 7m of an outlay was worth the gamble and imo avb will drop defoe as soon as it's in any way justifiable, it must really annoy him on an instinctive/tactical level that this midget is working so well as a point man

banlieue jagger (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/rLr3M1u.png

smh

r|t|c, Monday, 28 January 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

Ha

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

wrecked newky defence today tbf

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

i cant wait to watch bale-ozil-ronaldo

vote! (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 9 February 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

Paranorman btw

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

Outside of the boot is subtly different to the cron dip or beckham instep n'est pas

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

Were people not saying (last season I think) that he didn't have skill to play in the centre and should stay out left? If so, what's changed?

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, not that he didnt have the skill tbh, i think it was more that the balance of the team required his staying left (remember that modric and vdv v adequately occupied the middle and an in-form adebayor prob deserved his service from wide).

i'm not sure his increased roving doesnt impact negatively on dembele, but tbf it's not like dempsey nor ade are gonna do fuck all even if bale was swinging in peach after peach so as well for him to roam to some effect.

this feeling that an optimally performing spurs wouldnt release bale into this free role is part of what keeps me from embracing it, it's a plan b tactic and my gut feeling is that it's not reliable in the long run.

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

There's a difference between Redknapp playing him in a free role (when he would just bomb around all over the place and no one would really know what he was doing) and AVB switching him to the middle, where he has a defined role. Like you get the feeling it's actually been worked on in training this time.

Also this:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/gareth-bale-has-scored-tottenhams-last-6-goals-gifs/

Matt DC, Friday, 15 February 2013 10:32 (eleven years ago) link

Wish they'd work on not starting dempsey ahead of holtby in training tbh

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Friday, 15 February 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD-2f5XCUAEoSsY.jpg:large

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

Eck would have curbed those attacking ambitions and made a proper shite left-back out of him.

Not often you see Kris Boyd in the same company as the likes of Bale but there it is. Ailsa dug up another article yesterday sticking him in the Torres bracket (pre-shit Liverpool Torres, that is).

pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut (onimo), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

Bayern at 12-1 looks good value.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 February 2013 11:16 (eleven years ago) link

Ribery still has 2 years left on his contract and has been great this season. Don't think they'll be interested.

pandemic, Thursday, 28 February 2013 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe. There was some talk of Pep wanting to move Ribery on but that might be nonsense.

Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen and part-time model (ShariVari), Thursday, 28 February 2013 11:32 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.ipo.gov.uk/tmcase/Results/1/UK00002657917

Number None, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

haha

mizzell, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

has anyone done a 'shop of that yet with the Wu-Tang logo in the middle

congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

goatseeeee

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

Gareth Frank Bale (born 16 July 1989) is a Welsh footballer who plays for English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur and the Wales national team as a winger.

um, airhead (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link


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